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[mortal bronze]

i hate going out

[hazy cloak]

And its a song your just reading it not singing it

[mortal bronze]

lol. why were you banned?

[unique cosmos]

now tell me why anyone would sing it

[unique cosmos]

i asked to be

[mortal bronze]

why?

[hazy cloak]

If you know its a song and you read it your pretty much not a fun guy

[unique cosmos]

so i could focus on other things

[mortal bronze]

i see

[safe folio]

So many ppl banned

[sudden roost]

Im being taught Indian slurs rn

[unique cosmos]

im a fun guy like kawhi

[safe folio]

I know polish slur

[hazy cloak]

How about russian

[wind bay]

Can u laugh like that

[unique cosmos]

ive seen so many ppl banned here

[unique cosmos]

aheyajeyaheyahwyaheya

[safe folio]

CraY

[sudden roost]

First Message below getting sent to the huzz

[hazy cloak]

Ive said some wild shit im still not banned

[sacred canyon]

Where do u live my bro :))

[willow owl]

Morning coach

[safe folio]

Hi beans

[sudden roost]

Goodnight

[unique cosmos]

i have 71k messages here, 1k of it is interesting things

[mortal bronze]

maharashtra

[hazy cloak]

I have idk messages but all of them are interesting

[mortal bronze]

good morning beans

[willow owl]

I swear you always change your alias😭

[safe folio]

29k more till over load chat

[sacred canyon]

My mom belongs from Maharashtra

[safe folio]

The fbi on to me yk

[unique cosmos]

hell no

[sacred canyon]

Its closest place to my heart

[mortal bronze]

cool

[unique cosmos]

back when i had the 3rd most messages here 💔

[sacred canyon]

Yeah bro it's goated i love their bhujji pav

[mortal bronze]

where in maharashtra?

[sacred canyon]

Dombivali

[mortal bronze]

ooh

[sacred canyon]

U??

[willow owl]

Hyd

[mortal bronze]

navi mumbai

[unique cosmos]

can i eat you

[willow owl]

Because you're coaching sub 1700s?

[sacred canyon]

Damm bro it must be goated

[willow owl]

No but you can eat @kindred crypt

[mortal bronze]

good. fever gone. only cold left

[unique cosmos]

but his user is beanslayer

[mortal bronze]

it's alright. i like it more than mumbai

[unique cosmos]

😿

[willow owl]

Good to hear get plenty of rest and drink a lot of water to recover

[willow owl]

Hes still a beans

[safe folio]

Ye they hate ppl who coach for free

[sacred canyon]

Damm actually Mumbai's problem is it's population

[mortal bronze]

i always drink a lot of water. thanks

[unique cosmos]

also is this a Kurt Cobain reference

[willow owl]

Could you coach me sir

[safe folio]

I swear bro everyone is sick this season

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[willow owl]

Idk about Kurt Cobain so maybe

[mortal bronze]

true. navi mumbai is over populated too but not as much as mumbai

[sacred canyon]

Gokuldham 🤓🤓

[safe folio]

On the 15 is when I recover from my extreme sickness I stop coughing blood luckily 🔥

[mortal bronze]

that's the worst song i have ever heard in my life

[unique cosmos]

beans beans beans

🔥

[willow owl]

[mortal bronze]

my ears still hurt. and i haven't even listened to it in over 3 years

[willow owl]

Why are you coughing blood?

[mortal bronze]

have you heard that song? if no, please don't

[willow owl]

No

[late violet]

Kurt cocaine

[mortal bronze]

good

[unique cosmos]

more accurately, he was on heroin

[late violet]

I miss him

but going off with a shotgun was a crazy move

[sleek orbit]

ez

[unique cosmos]

i still believe his wife killed him

[mortal bronze]

vro wasn't even alive when he died

[unique cosmos]

he had one more banger left in him

[willow owl]

Are you actually 2800?

[sacred canyon]

Damm bro u have such a nice elo ngl

[hazy cloak]

Yes my love

[late violet]

o ye o ye beat me out of me

[hazy cloak]

I meant stranger im in the shower

[mortal bronze]

she probably didn't

[unique cosmos]

67

[willow owl]

Wtf thats insane. What are you? A titled player?😭

[sacred canyon]

No mods are alive rn

[willow owl]

They always are

Dont look at things as they seem

[sacred canyon]

In the server :))

[late violet]

beware, 3 mods are lurking

[wind bay]

a liar 💔💔

[sleek orbit]

thanks

[mortal bronze]

reveal account

[willow owl]

Look at things how they are

[hazy cloak]

Yes lemme FINNISH showering

[sacred canyon]

Actually no mod is online that's what I meant

[unique cosmos]

NO DONT SH*WER YOURE A CHESS PLAYER

[willow owl]

Why do you have your phone in the shower💀

[late violet]

mfs are in invisible mod

[sacred canyon]

Tf 💀

[hazy cloak]

Cause im playing chess

[safe folio]

I overstudied and neglected to sleep, eat, and drink properly, which caused my body to start shutting down. After being exposed to extreme cold, I began experiencing nosebleeds, and blood would run down my throat for several weeks. Eventually, I started coughing up blood for about a week.

[willow owl]

Rip your phone

[sacred canyon]

Imagine if he looses 💀

[hazy cloak]

Its waterproof even it if falls in my shit its good

[sacred canyon]

5 matches in a row

[unique cosmos]

doctors in america would give you a bag of ice

[willow owl]

Omg. Get some rest sir. Never do that again

[safe folio]

Pov I live in us

[hazy cloak]

I use 2 account 1 mine 1 from my bf

[sacred canyon]

Damm bro it must be fun in usa

[unique cosmos]

why u ain't snoozing

[safe folio]

Moral of the story DONT DRINK COFFEE TO REPLACE FOOD

[willow owl]

The sacfices you have to make to become 2600+

[hazy cloak]

If i loose ill reveal my embarrassing moment in life its recorded

[safe folio]

Idk I was studying earlier then I can’t sleep now

[sacred canyon]

Who uses bf's discord bro 😭

[unique cosmos]

you must sacrifice our first born

[sacred canyon]

Naww bro u don't need to actually 💀

[hazy cloak]

Noh dumbass i meant chess account

[willow owl]

I think we all knew that😭

[sacred canyon]

Tf then mention it 💀

[sacred canyon]

And who tf even plays chess from bf's account 😭💀

[safe folio]

It is fun when u go around and play

[hazy cloak]

Playing while eating shitting while playing showering while eating going on a walk playing

[sacred canyon]

Nice bro

[oblique mountain]

I am a professional sigma rahhh

[hazy cloak]

Apparently me

[sacred canyon]

And I am the goddamm president of AMERICA

[sacred canyon]

Lmao phew my gf isn't a chess freak

[hazy cloak]

Give me

[willow owl]

Do you have a fide?

[unique cosmos]

flip u

[sacred canyon]

Lol

[hazy cloak]

All i can say is one thing

[unique cosmos]

dont

[hazy cloak]

WHY TF YOU TRYNA SEE?

[sacred canyon]

Me may want to confirm

[unique cosmos]

CUZ I THOUGHT I WAS SMART

[hazy cloak]

True lemme finish showering rq im almost done

[sacred canyon]

Ok sir

[hazy cloak]

You was on to something now youre on to nothing

[sacred canyon]

Spam

[unique cosmos]

what if i dont have an active account

[mortal bronze]

can't trust unconnected people

[flint heath]

Help I got banned from tenor

[sinful current]

Ironic

[willow owl]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1644 (1658 peak)
Blitz: 1972 (2020 peak)
Bullet: 1514 (1560 peak)

[unique cosmos]

well now someones gonna try and solve your murdering

[sacred canyon]

💀💀💀

[sacred canyon]

Sigma

[mortal bronze]

bring back old reigen pfp. he isn't even visible in this one

[hazy cloak]

Yeah howd you know i didnt kill anyone on sept 1

[willow owl]

Peak dialogue✍️ 🔥

[sinful current]

That's the point

[sleek orbit]

good stats or no?

[lone totem]

hi chat

[mortal bronze]

why is that the point?

[flint heath]

How about September 10?

[sacred canyon]

Damm THAT MADE A SPARK OF FIRE

[hazy cloak]

Thats my birthday

[unique cosmos]

alright bub

[sleek orbit]

hey

[sacred canyon]

Goated bro pls be my coach

[oblique mountain]

hey gay

[flint heath]

Happy birthday 🎉🎂

[lone totem]

P.E.K.K.A mentioned, butterfly

[hazy cloak]

To late

[sinful current]

It is just

[unique cosmos]

pancakes

[sacred canyon]

Didn't u said that gay is handsome 💀

[mortal bronze]

hi ha

[flint heath]

Not too late

[willow owl]

https://tenor.com/view/startup-supercell-gif-25687040

[mortal bronze]

hiha

[hazy cloak]

Ty

[sacred canyon]

I js logged to my coc account

[small jungle]

Sup femboy

[oblique mountain]

dont mean im gay

[lone totem]

Im not gay :c

[sleek orbit]

i can coach u to blunder M1

[mortal bronze]

how many rapid games you played this week?

[unique cosmos]

hi bi

[hazy cloak]

You play that to?

[small jungle]

Idk vro

[sacred canyon]

Ok u ain't gay

[willow owl]

https://tenor.com/view/0-gif-14224457178163031750

[flint heath]

💔

[mortal bronze]

try reaching 500 this week

[sacred canyon]

Ok :))

[sinful current]

"vro" ok greenflower

[sleek orbit]

tf

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> KAVIN DAVE (gotham679)

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Rapid: 1320 (1658 peak)
Blitz: 786 (831 peak)
Bullet: 555 (774 peak)

[lone totem]

Sup doby patel and kellogs

[mortal bronze]

shut up

[flint heath]

Amognus

[sinful current]

500 boolet 💀

[willow owl]

The no 1 cornflakes manufacturer

[lone totem]

np bro you can also call me names

[unique cosmos]

i need more bullets 💔

[mortal bronze]

shut upp

[sacred canyon]

Guys I made a Ryan Gosling meme

[sinful current]

Bigger weapons

[mortal bronze]

no

[flint heath]

I want more femboys in my DMs

[unique cosmos]

Kellogg reference

[late violet]

is that rei ayanami pfp?

[sacred canyon]

Lemme hop on

[mortal bronze]

vro has a two lettered name what do i even come up with

[small jungle]

Goonflower is my grandson vro

[mortal bronze]

yes

[lone totem]

Youre only 3 letterd yourself bro

[sinful current]

"vro" greenflower everywhere again

[oblique mountain]

Chat im thinking about getting a wolfcut but only on the back, while the front is something else

[sacred canyon]

Clash royale ahh

[mortal bronze]

smh fair

[small jungle]

@kindred crypt

[flint heath]

Brawl Stars ahh pin

[heavy cedar]

I got classes on saturday wooo

[late violet]

get bangs in the front 😭

[unique cosmos]

thats why we clash

[sinful current]

Me 2

[sacred canyon]

Dammm can u add me in coc??

[unique cosmos]

no

[oblique mountain]

That would look funny

[heavy cedar]

8 hours long 😔

[lone totem]

"AAAAA"

[oblique mountain]

I would say seperated hair

[sleek orbit]

ez

[sinful current]

Damn i only got 4hours

[unique cosmos]

my favorite emote

[willow owl]

sighs @potent gulch @gentle gorge @lone totem

[sinful current]

Ur cooked

[sacred canyon]

Ok

[heavy cedar]

i meant 16 hours I got double

[small jungle]

Buzzcut vro

[oblique mountain]

Fck you

[sacred canyon]

She is girl lmao 💀

[unique cosmos]

🐺

[hazy cloak]

Sup

[sinful current]

Lesbian

[small jungle]

Ok and

[lone totem]

Im not a femboy 😭 (only for select people)

[sacred canyon]

Damm chat

[unique cosmos]

remember 11 from stranger things

[willow owl]

Aka this guy

[oblique mountain]

Be my femboy

[mortal bronze]

buzzcut on girls is peak

[sacred canyon]

And nothing

[small jungle]

You seem to be quite knowledgeable about femboys very interesting

[sacred canyon]

Really?

[flint heath]

[lone totem]

Im already someone's femboy 🥺

[unique cosmos]

you remind me of liya aka shawarma

[sacred canyon]

No i have only watched DAREDEVIL

[mortal bronze]

idk

[hazy cloak]

Good boy

[lofty atlas]

My ass beaten by a elo 100

[sacred canyon]

Then why did u say that 😭

[willow owl]

Because as the queen of femboys i need to know all my followers

[flint heath]

Yayaya I'm your good boy :3

[safe folio]

Beans the fact u know who is a femboy is insane💀 😭

[mortal bronze]

for fun

[sinful current]

Skill issue

[hazy cloak]

What elo r u

[lone totem]

O the 4'10, i guess she touched grass

[oblique mountain]

This man looks more handsome than all of you

[sacred canyon]

Guyss I AM OFFICIALY A FEMBOY

[hazy cloak]

Such a good boyyyy<3

[lofty atlas]

Idk

[unique cosmos]

she up and dipped, been known that

[hazy cloak]

R u stupid

[sacred canyon]

Well actually my pet looks more handsome the u

[safe folio]

Crazy!

[lone totem]

I dont like nose rings at all

[unique cosmos]

what the freak are yall doin

[willow owl]

Welcome to the empire

[lofty atlas]

Yh

[sinful current]

Talking of height, i see many say theyre 5'5, but never 170 cm, i came to the conclusion that americans are all shorts

[sacred canyon]

Lmao

[sacred canyon]

Ok sir uuwu

[mortal bronze]

that's a man?

[hazy cloak]

Masculine bros thing dw bout it

[flint heath]

:33

[mortal bronze]

wouldn't have guessed that

[oblique mountain]

Ngl nose ring might look good on me

[hazy cloak]

Got.it

[mortal bronze]

just looks like some ugly woman

[oblique mountain]

I'll get a nose ring

[willow owl]

I am the femboy queen

[unique cosmos]

no kitten

[hazy cloak]

[sacred canyon]

Queen can u add me in femboy gng

[hazy cloak]

You are very ugly

[lone totem]

Kori tell me newton's 2nd law of motion and define it mathematically for changing mass and constant velocity

[willow owl]

@lone totem add this guy

[sacred canyon]

Ok :))

[mortal bronze]

i forgot what grade you were in

[unique cosmos]

motion?

[safe folio]

Gng I aint thping out all of that 💀 🙏

[willow owl]

True

[small jungle]

33+77=100

[hazy cloak]

Good

[lone totem]

11th

[storm rock]

Dude caro kann is awesome, I played my first game with it and checkmated my opponent brutally

[mortal bronze]

back off

[storm rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1415349708003475486/c6-d5.gif

[late violet]

why the helly are chess players obsessed with femboys

[unique cosmos]

caro kannt

[sacred canyon]

Nah bro come 1899

[mortal bronze]

aah i see

[willow owl]

You looked me with your bio

[hazy cloak]

His all yours

[mortal bronze]

no

[storm rock]

everyone should be

[hazy cloak]

Yes

[flint heath]

I love all femboys equally

[lone totem]

Og femboy Vladimir Kramnik inspired other femboys to join and play chess

[unique cosmos]

im obsessed with your pfp

[hazy cloak]

Even the ugly ones

[sacred canyon]

I AM FEMBOY TOO

[storm rock]

I only love some femboys like levy rozman

[unique cosmos]

no not you

[sacred canyon]

Can I get a kiss dady

[flint heath]

Yes. I love you.

[mortal bronze]

wtf is going on

[hazy cloak]

Im not ugly dumbass im taken

[sacred canyon]

Damm 💀

[hazy cloak]

Im asking

[flint heath]

I'm not calling you ugly

[hazy cloak]

Not proposing marriage

[sacred canyon]

How is ugly and taken connected

[flint heath]

🙁

[hazy cloak]

Your astolfo

[flint heath]

OwO

[hazy cloak]

Tbh im slow im.still in the bathroom

[sacred canyon]

Btw did u connect ur cc account

[lone totem]

Would you rather eat chess or play a burger

[unique cosmos]

my beautiful king

[sacred canyon]

Yayaya

[hazy cloak]

Send me the link

[sacred canyon]

Why do girls take sm time in bathroom my gf takes sm time in bathroom to 😭

[sacred canyon]

Do /connect

[hazy cloak]

I am not a girl

[flint heath]

Ha! I finally got a femboy in my DMs.

[lone totem]

You noob, i have 10

[sacred canyon]

Damm 💀

[mortal bronze]

@lone totem get out of his dms vro

[lone totem]

Its not me bro

[mortal bronze]

he said ha

[willow owl]

Bro finish pooping and stop chatting😭

[flint heath]

Lmfao it's deng btw

[balmy python]

wat the sigma

[mortal bronze]

😭makes sense

[oblique dagger]

Omg hii kel

[mortal bronze]

he's not a femboy though

[hazy cloak]

DUDE IM.PLAYING CHESS

[sacred canyon]

Hello bhai :))

[mortal bronze]

hi dengy wassup

[hazy cloak]

JUST WAIT OR YOU ANT PROIF IM IN THE SHIWER

[safe folio]

No shot this half server is into femboy💀 🙏

[sacred canyon]

Then what u doing in discord

[flint heath]

He's mine >:3

[lone totem]

Dengy chan 😭

[unique cosmos]

if you lose you owe me 1$

[willow owl]

And on discord at the same time?

[mortal bronze]

vro is not indian (i think)

[balmy python]

whats up vro 🙏

[sacred canyon]

Nah not the kdrama

[oblique dagger]

I reached 1497rapid ;3

[oblique mountain]

@sudden roost ur girl is an anime girl

[sinful current]

Yapadobaadee

[sacred canyon]

He is broo

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-shy-blushing-gif-7763375073443922909

[mortal bronze]

back to 1500 when

[hazy cloak]

Yes causemy dumbass openent is taking so long to calculate

[sacred canyon]

How was butter chicken

[oblique dagger]

Me tilt

[mortal bronze]

oh ok my bad

[hazy cloak]

Bet

[flint heath]

Get on vc deng

[mortal bronze]

no. get to 1600 soon

[sacred canyon]

He calls himself Indian bhai

[oblique dagger]

Nooo me too shy ;v

[balmy python]

havent had any in a while vro i need to get more next time i go shopping

[mortal bronze]

that he does

[flint heath]

It's okay :33

[willow owl]

sighs @flint heath i forgot him too

[lone totem]

Tandoori reshmi chicken butter masala 🤤

[oblique dagger]

🙏

[sacred canyon]

Yesh

[leaden axle]

wuddup

[sacred canyon]

Damm i gotta order that(i am veg)

[small jungle]

You forgot one more

[willow owl]

I swear bros playing a daily game

[flint heath]

Yo deng should I stream chess on femboy fun server?

[hazy cloak]

Yes and you moghg get s gemboy

[willow owl]

You

[leaden axle]

thought this was the chess server lol

[lone totem]

@flint heath beans forgot @steep veldt pro chess femboy

[small jungle]

Nah jkao vro

[flint heath]

Brother what

[willow owl]

It is lol

[late violet]

we aint fallin for ts anymore cuh

[flint heath]

Biggest misconception ever

[oblique mountain]

@lone totem check out this game

[leaden axle]

[hazy cloak]

My hands are wet sumbass i cant spell properly Zim IN THE SHOWER

[storm rock]

I JUST CAME TO THIS PICTURE

[lone totem]

Welcome to femboy-furry-political-philosophy-chess(sometimes)-talk bro

[flint heath]

Proof :3

[hazy cloak]

Dms i can send voice chat not pictures

[leaden axle]

[lone totem]

You took away 25 seconds of my life

[oblique mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1416304080262922260/namufilms-is-somebody-gonna-match-my-freak.gif

@lone totem make this position happen in a game

[sacred canyon]

Pls don't send ts in server

[sacred canyon]

It's NSFW

[storm rock]

I've played 999 games on chesscom bullet

[flint heath]

Guys it's true

[leaden axle]

lol

[nocturne plover]

Chat rate me 1-10

[sacred canyon]

100

[flint heath]

He's indeed in the shower

[oblique mountain]

Too good

[sinful eagle]

Anyone up 4 a game?

[leaden axle]

2.67

[mortal bronze]

it won't even load for me

[wind bay]

AI too good these days

[lone totem]

🥶

[sacred canyon]

That's a grandoma twerkin

[nocturne plover]

Edited to black and white vro

[heavy cedar]

Racist ahh

[mortal bronze]

good thing it isn't loading

[mortal bronze]

where did you get my photo vro

[nocturne plover]

Na it sure is me

[sacred canyon]

Yah so pwease don't load

[mortal bronze]

delete it

[storm rock]

<@&745328830649991179> racism

[oblique mountain]

My gambit have been fully documented
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MUpUaJ_g__EmdzcolyaaDbGMDVXEO3KwIzf6TFCQDA8/edit?usp=drivesdk

[nocturne plover]

Its not a grandma pic vro how is it yours

[sacred canyon]

<@&745328830649991179>

[wind bay]

🧢

[late violet]

any asian online? need some help w maths

[oblique mountain]

Idiots yall are getting muted

[nocturne plover]

Do you want proof

[lone totem]

Darnn

[patent patrol]

when shawty raids the cupboards and steals the last hydrox cookie so u genuinely call the dwerk police on her

[wind bay]

How

[flint heath]

Yeah

[mortal bronze]

vro i am only 30. i am not that old

[storm rock]

Any femboys online? need help w something

[lone totem]

Sup

[flint heath]

Sup

[trim wraith]

i am here

[nocturne plover]

I will give you another pic

[mortal bronze]

hi. i can't do maths

[storm rock]

half of this server has GM tag and the other half has femboy tag

[wind bay]

[trim wraith]

femboy > gm

[flint heath]

Guys I'm addicted to nasal spray

[mortal bronze]

i have neither i am an exception

[kindred crypt]

mate in 546????

[mortal bronze]

only normal person in the server

[flint heath]

I'm pretty sure it contains smth like weed

[deep sail]

Fr

[trim wraith]

what is best browser game to play when you want to take break from chess

[sacred canyon]

Did anessa got muted 💀

[storm rock]

Stockfish giving you a miss for pushing the pawn and promoting instead of playing this forced 546 move sequence:

[mortal bronze]

well chess with 7 pieces or less is solved. so things like these are not that surprising

[oblique mountain]

Play checkers

[flint heath]

No

[sacred canyon]

Sad life 🥀

[storm rock]

lichess

[oblique mountain]

Chat is there a checker bot

[flint heath]

Best burgers on checkers.com

[lone totem]

Dark souls

[odd eagle]

Hello

[safe folio]

Ado is so peak💕 🔥

[oblique mountain]

I was once the queen of checkers

[odd eagle]

I agree

[trim wraith]

dark souls is not a browser game, i on chromebook

[lone totem]

Broo did you check out her collab with imaginedragons

[balmy python]

draw by 50 move rule 🙏🏻

[safe folio]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[lone totem]

Need to hear that aishite aishite cover again ong

[balmy python]

😤

[odd eagle]

[mortal bronze]

on second thought, 546 moves is too long. it's probably because the game ends with a queen vs rook end game.

[odd eagle]

I haven't had a ws since last month

[hazy cloak]

Facts

[mortal bronze]

nice

[safe folio]

Peak song

[storm rock]

I'm gonna play my 1000th bullet game rn, which opening do I play?

[balmy python]

1.c4

[odd eagle]

e3

[trim wraith]

g4

[storm rock]

If white - Reti
Black - caro kann

[wind bay]

Double fiancheeto

[trim wraith]

g4 if white, g5 if black

[heavy cedar]

d9 e0

[safe folio]

Time to listen to rock honestly

[tulip thorn]

'

[wind bay]

`

[late violet]

I miss the rock's its about drive phase

[hazy cloak]

[hazy cloak]

[safe folio]

Or I’m gonna listen to kill hannah

[late violet]

I prolly yapped about a whole diff shit

[safe folio]

Or the pretty reckless

[kindred crypt]

did you draw this?

[subtle thicket]

yes

[kindred crypt]

i will make it eat the butterfly..

ok??

[flint heath]

aww cute dodo

[kindred crypt]

i'm not kidding

[oblique mountain]

Checkers so ez

[spring lion]

They need to have one pawn left

[kindred crypt]

@subtle thicket can i animate this? into eating the butterfly?

[flint heath]

brother

[kindred crypt]

[subtle thicket]

for sure let me see when u finish lmao

[kindred crypt]

@subtle thicket

[mortal bronze]

isn't checkers played on a 10x10 board?

[subtle thicket]

that was super quick lmao

[kindred crypt]

i got fast hand with a gaming mouse..

[subtle thicket]

took me like 10 seconds to draw that btw i was just trying to scribble and make some random lol

[kindred crypt]

i do GIFs as a hobby

[mortal bronze]

[storm rock]

I WON MY 1000TH BULLET GAME

BY FLAGGING LMAOOAOA

[mortal bronze]

nice

[heavy cedar]

Try to beat my meat not slice it

[wind bay]

I couldn’t even do it with the mobile engine lol
It’s not precise enough

[heavy cedar]

The devil made me do it

[spring lion]

Arguably harder than B+N

[lone totem]

😭

[full cobalt]

what

[spring lion]

Whoever created this needs to rethink their life

[mortal bronze]

what is?

[mortal bronze]

it won't even load for me

[rain lantern]

Been a while 🙂

[wind bay]

Yeah ofc💀💀

[spring lion]

N+N V pawn

[mortal bronze]

hi griff i missed you

[oblique mountain]

I drew against the toughest bot in checkers

[spring lion]

Bro on data saver mode

[full cobalt]

no way

[mortal bronze]

oh. i never tried doing that

[spring lion]

Yeah

[mortal bronze]

nope. my network speed just slow

[flint sierra]

Why do i play alot better otb than online chess?

[full cobalt]

Imagine having to calculate N+N v p

[spring lion]

I’d just take the pawn and get the draw 😬

[full cobalt]

less distractions

[mortal bronze]

is it really that difficult? i assumed it would be easy

[spring lion]

Maybe due to 2D v 3D pieces

[oblique mountain]

Alright guys imma try winning checker tournaments

[full cobalt]

idk if its difficult but its def not automatic

[mortal bronze]

i should learn checkers

[spring lion]

Im horrendous otb cuz I can’t visualize and calculate 3D pieces

[mortal bronze]

and quit chess

[oblique mountain]

You're a loser if you quit chess over checkers

[spring lion]

Should I play rapid or blitz 😬

[heavy cedar]

Bullet

[oblique mountain]

Checkers is barely difficult

[mortal bronze]

i am a loser

[spring lion]

Peaksitting :)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Potato Chip (calbee_44)

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Name: Potato Chip (calbee_44)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (2000 peak)
Blitz: 2108 (2110 peak)
Bullet: 2301 (peak)

[mortal bronze]

pretty sure it's solved

[spring lion]

For context

[heavy cedar]

Nice

[mortal bronze]

i need to learn the rules first, for checkers

[full cobalt]

ill never get 2300 bullet

[spring lion]

I’ll play blitz until 2200 maybe, then rapid

[kindred crypt]

try puzzle rush with this pieces

[mortal bronze]

vro is peak in all time formats

[mortal bronze]

i reached 2195 blitz on my alt

[spring lion]

-2 from blitz peak 🥲

[mortal bronze]

still peak vro

[spring lion]

Wow crazyyyyy

[mortal bronze]

i will start playing again on main now

[spring lion]

I can probably get 2100 rapid if I win 6 games in a row cuz I havent played in close to a year

[mortal bronze]

how long do you think it will take me to get to 2200?

[mortal bronze]

lol yeah

[spring lion]

Min games probably

[radiant swan]

4 games

[mortal bronze]

nah vro

[full cobalt]

what rating

[mortal bronze]

i was thinking like a week maybe

[mortal bronze]

i am at 2170 now i think

[spring lion]

@radiant swan HOW 1980

[full cobalt]

depends

[mortal bronze]

he's so inconsistent

[spring lion]

1980 (2303 peak) is crazy

[full cobalt]

could be days or months

[radiant swan]

i told you I'm tilted lol

[mortal bronze]

one week sounds doable tbh

[radiant swan]

I'll get 2000 when I'm not lazy

[spring lion]

How are you down 300 though 🫤

[spring lion]

Just 3 games not that deep you could do it now :)

[mortal bronze]

i am thinking of getting to 2500 in like 6 months. but that actually sounds a bit difficult

[radiant swan]

ok 💀

[full cobalt]

I hit 2177 and fell back to 2121

[spring lion]

Are you overrated or inconsistent 😓

[mortal bronze]

i see

[spring lion]

Well at least he didn’t tilt blitz thats good

[mortal bronze]

@full cobalt what do you think are the odds of me doing this?

[full cobalt]

doable

[spring lion]

@radiant swan play 3 bullet now :)

[kindred crypt]

2500 blitz?

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[kindred crypt]

you gotta be at least CM level to pull it off

[mortal bronze]

rapid is impossible

and i am too old for bullet

[spring lion]

Everyone spectate @radiant swan

[full cobalt]

nah rapid better

[kindred crypt]

highest blitz i got was 2400 on lichess

[mortal bronze]

sounds very difficult then. but i see 1800 fide's pull it off

[spring lion]

Youre so young 😬

[mortal bronze]

2400 lichess is pretty impressive

[mortal bronze]

i am 30 vro

[spring lion]

At what rating is lichess = cc for bullet?

[mortal bronze]

it's complicated tbh

[full cobalt]

this one kid and I are racing to 2300 rapid

[spring lion]

Estimate

[kindred crypt]

equal strength at around 2300 above.

[full cobalt]

after that I can start playing blitz

[spring lion]

Why is my lc 2400 and cc 2300 😭

[mortal bronze]

i am 2400 on lichess and 2100 on cc

[spring lion]

Outlier 😥😔

[kindred crypt]

i am 1800 on cc when my lichess were 1650

[mortal bronze]

bullet? where are you now?

[spring lion]

Weird

[balmy python]

im 1450 on lichess rapid and 1150 on chess com lol

[mortal bronze]

i was like 2200 on lc when i was 1800 on cc

[spring lion]

Lichess is inflated until 2500 maybe?

[mortal bronze]

probably

[wind bay]

1690 cc lich*ss everything

[mortal bronze]

nice

[spring lion]

Is it 2500 tho

[mortal bronze]

idk

[spring lion]

Oh

[mortal bronze]

like i said, it's complicated

[kindred crypt]

my chesscube was around the same level

[full cobalt]

is cc down again or is my internet ass

[mortal bronze]

i will have to do some research to find out, which i am too lazy to do

[spring lion]

The latter

[mortal bronze]

what's that?

[full cobalt]

ok but 10+0 or 15+10

[wind bay]

DAM

[mortal bronze]

never saw this before

[heavy cedar]

Wat dat

[wind bay]

Those stats older than some users here

[kindred crypt]

i'm old

[mortal bronze]

what's your fide? @kindred crypt

[safe folio]

Nighttyyy ppl

[mortal bronze]

older than me?

[kindred crypt]

i have no fide id

[spring lion]

Imagine having fide id

[rain lantern]

Meeeoowwww :3

[mortal bronze]

smh now my "i am old" excuse won't work

[mortal bronze]

hi vro

[kindred crypt]

ikk hou van katten

[nimble glen]

I know I blundered under time pressure, but do u think my opp was cheating?
identity anonymous
||https://lichess.org/study/VnJlkQzl||

[mortal bronze]

stop meowing

[full cobalt]

impressive bullet rating considering your age

[rain lantern]

purrs :3

[heavy cedar]

haha iden tities

[mortal bronze]

how's boards preparation?

[rain lantern]

Boards?

[spring lion]

@radiant swan 0-3 😭😭😭

[rain lantern]

Bro misspelled JEE

[mortal bronze]

oh sorry

yeah jee prep

[kindred crypt]

the realistic 3D sets of chess.com were 🔥

[mortal bronze]

he beat you 3-0?

[rain lantern]

No

[spring lion]

No he lost to pool 3 times

[mortal bronze]

oh

sad

[spring lion]

He will only play me rated and it’s not worth it at this time

[mortal bronze]

it's because you were watching

[kindred crypt]

feels like playing on the real thing

[mortal bronze]

you jinxed him

[spring lion]

Yeah bro is on his way to 1950

[mortal bronze]

let him farm you

[spring lion]

idm on alt

[mortal bronze]

😭

[subtle thicket]

enough speed drawing for the day GGS

[mortal bronze]

lol. what's your elo on alt?

[spring lion]

I already let him have 18elo by beating him by only 5-4

[mortal bronze]

mine in 2100 on the dot

[spring lion]

2225 currently, good reminder to play there soon lol

[obsidian trench]

i hate chess

[spring lion]

I’ll try to get 2300 on alt :)

[mortal bronze]

nice. then you can play on your main again

[oblique mountain]

I fried a 2100 elo today

[spring lion]

Ye my alt and main peaking rn

[rain lantern]

3D pieces are so good fr

[spring lion]

Also @radiant swan 0-4 ?!?!?!

Nvm make it 1-4

[mortal bronze]

hey i play the same opening

[rain lantern]

Ayo I play this line

[late violet]

my 1200 elo ass trying to interfere in convos of 99.5 %tilers

[full cobalt]

peak game review

[lone totem]

Wassupp

[full cobalt]

isnt 1200 already like top 20

[mortal bronze]

you too?

[spring lion]

99.8 🥶🤓

[mortal bronze]

what is this vro

[oblique mountain]

Check my profile

[mortal bronze]

what profile?

[rain lantern]

Are you still with lalion 😠

[oblique mountain]

Discord profile

[main lynx]

No one deserves this

[mortal bronze]

what about it?

[lone totem]

uhhh maybe

[mortal bronze]

also, why are you 1600?

[rain lantern]

: (

[oblique mountain]

Bc thats my rapid rating

[dapper plinth]

hii

[lone totem]

I 1-1 unease today btw, 5 bald men wins 🥶

[rain lantern]

What is this new role

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anissa Morphy (gracefulhush)

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Name: Anissa Morphy (gracefulhush)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1644 (1658 peak)
Blitz: 1972 (2020 peak)
Bullet: 1514 (1560 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anissa Morphy (gracefulhush)

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Name: Anissa Morphy (gracefulhush)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1644 (1658 peak)
Blitz: 1972 (2020 peak)
Bullet: 1514 (1560 peak)

[mortal bronze]

my opponent hasn't responded

[rain lantern]

Damn nice

[obsidian trench]

any1 teach chess im bad

[mortal bronze]

also, the 2800 cc peak i was supposed to play got disqualified lol

[rain lantern]

How is my replacement doing 😂

[lone totem]

Rirylishu isnt responding to our b4 either bro

[dapper plinth]

[rain lantern]

rirylishu

[mortal bronze]

then got paired with some 2000 lichess

who isn't responded

responding**

[nocturne idol]

Witty alien is back officially 🥹

[main lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-rick-dalton-point-finger-pointing-hand-right-there-gif-20349799

[rain lantern]

Where did Witty Alien go?

[mortal bronze]

she's dodging because she thinks she has to face griff

[obsidian trench]

how about any1 just wanna be friends and play chess

[oblique mountain]

Ew

[main lynx]

Cringe

[nocturne idol]

Why

[rain lantern]

I retired long ago 😭

[mortal bronze]

huh?

[lone totem]

So sigma

[oblique mountain]

Bc i dont like aliens gambit

[nocturne idol]

Check his community post

[mortal bronze]

time for me to retire as well

[nocturne idol]

You are free to not watch?

[mortal bronze]

why did vro do all that drama

[obsidian trench]

not cringe

[rain lantern]

Where is @azure pivot

[oblique mountain]

Thats why I said ew

[main lynx]

Okay "blob"

[mortal bronze]

bro was smurfing and posing as a 2300 lichess

[wind bay]

Dude my opponent just gave me free knight what

[subtle thicket]

wtf lmao

[mortal bronze]

it's a shame though, i wanted to play him

[nimble glen]

should I report?

[main lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[mortal bronze]

doesn't even make any sense smh

[nocturne idol]

Keep it yourself then you might start a argument with that

[oblique mountain]

Suck it up

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mushchi ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ (im_princshss)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (peak)
Blitz: 1824 (peak)
Bullet: 1191 (1396 peak)

[wind bay]

Nvm blud 100 blitz but 1200 daily

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anissa Morphy (gracefulhush)

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Name: Anissa Morphy (gracefulhush)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1644 (1658 peak)
Blitz: 1972 (2020 peak)
Bullet: 1514 (1560 peak)

[small jungle]

What

[full cobalt]

someone 2100+ que 15+10

[torn sparrow]

I got beaten by one of those before vro

[mortal bronze]

why are you so low in rapid. i thought you were 2000+

[full cobalt]

goonflower search for 15+10

[wind bay]

I am always afraid of those lol

[rain lantern]

Wassup, how my student doing 😈

[oblique mountain]

I messed up my provisional rating by experimenting aklehine

[mortal bronze]

bro i might asleep if i play that tc

[torn sparrow]

I would get paired with a jobless NM

[torn sparrow]

Hi vro

[mortal bronze]

what's alekhine again?

[rain lantern]

I am employed

[full cobalt]

nah

[mortal bronze]

vro is not nm

[rain lantern]

Not an NM tho

[oblique mountain]

Something like nc6 against e4

[mortal bronze]

vro isn't employed either

[mortal bronze]

weird

[main lynx]

Part time chess player L

[rain lantern]

Yeah Im neither NM or employed

[torn sparrow]

There is a NM I always see in 15+10 pool bro he is pairing all the time

[mortal bronze]

i can't play against it though

[small jungle]

E4 Nf6

[full cobalt]

damn I wanna play against him

[kindred crypt]

how to confuse kings indian fanatics in bullet

[mortal bronze]

isn't that petroff or whatever it's called. petroff petrov

[torn sparrow]

He is like 2350 too weak

[small jungle]

Petrov is e4 e5 Nf3 Nf6

[full cobalt]

petrov is e4 e5 Nf3 Nf6

[mortal bronze]

oh right

[main lynx]

Black wasn't confused lmao he played okay

[mortal bronze]

oh so that's what alekhine is

[small jungle]

Alekhine is immediate Nf6

[mortal bronze]

people play it against me a lot lately

i don't know theory so they always win a pawn

[spring lion]

I only know alkaline

[full cobalt]

guess I gotta go to 10+0

mfs not playing 15+10

[small jungle]

@mortal bronze kel I usually play four pawns

[spring lion]

4 PAWNS?

[mortal bronze]

i don't even know that cuz i suck at chem

[torn sparrow]

Tbh it's boring af

[spring lion]

💀

[full cobalt]

im slow first game today

[mortal bronze]

what's that

[small jungle]

After d6 you play f4

[nocturne idol]

Which is better 3 | 0 or 3 | 2?

[mortal bronze]

oh you mean against alekhine? yeah i play that too

[full cobalt]

3+1

[small jungle]

Ye

[torn sparrow]

3 0

3 2 is cheater pool tbh

[slate hull]

A moderate just know that opening is why 2100s stay 2100s

[kindred crypt]

how to confuse sicilian najdorf fanatics with Nxb5 sacrifice

[oblique mountain]

🤮 anoymous loser

[main lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-ssh-manchester-united-mufc-shush-gif-10178656

[small jungle]

Some nm played this against me

[rain lantern]

Wassup Doeby 😈

Been a while 😛

[small jungle]

Sup Griff

[torn sparrow]

Don't come back vro

You are getting refunded lowkey

[late violet]

ts how I play in my dreams

[rain lantern]

Still not 1800 blitz

[mortal bronze]

nxb5 sac or najdorf?

[small jungle]

The knight sac

[main lynx]

You want little boys

[small jungle]

Is this hikaru

[mortal bronze]

i see

[rain lantern]

Tfym by that 😭

[torn sparrow]

No it's @lone totem

[mortal bronze]

i see the resemblance

[torn sparrow]

You used to be good earlier now washed

[rain lantern]

Replace candies with femboys and I will agree with you

[mortal bronze]

😭

[rain lantern]

K baiii i go eat lunch, meet you next month or smth 😊

[mortal bronze]

see you in 30 minutes bye

[torn sparrow]

He knows

[small jungle]

He played this

[patent patrol]

Smart

[small jungle]

It's a mistake

[torn sparrow]

Tysm so much bro

[small jungle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[mortal bronze]

i see. i have never faced anything like this from what i can remember. what is the eval for this position? probably something like -2

[sinful current]

1235

[mortal bronze]

but it probably isn't easy for black to defend there

[oblique mountain]

1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpg 4.jpg

[small jungle]

-1.8

[patent patrol]

U can prob get gms not to take there

[mortal bronze]

pretty close

[oblique dagger]

OMG 1500 🔥

[patent patrol]

Shit look scary

[mortal bronze]

well done dengy

1600 when

[small jungle]

I mean his kingside pawns are still not pushed

[mortal bronze]

i don't know much sicilian theory tbh. anyone with decent theory knowledge crushes me easily

[indigo temple]

i wonder why this picture smells like rice

[mortal bronze]

is that you?

[oblique dagger]

Char did i cook

[mortal bronze]

btw are your teeth better now?

[oblique dagger]

When i get a gf so never 🙏

[mortal bronze]

finally won against that frog guy?

[bronze coyote]

FIDE does NOT own chess

[oblique dagger]

Yee he blundered 3 times 😭

[balmy python]

i do

[mortal bronze]

good job

[oblique mountain]

Teeth update

It no longer hurts

[mortal bronze]

still looks messed up

[sinful current]

Moi contre

[mortal bronze]

did you go to the doctor? what did you do to make them stop hurting?

[trim wraith]

maybe you start from new again

[oblique mountain]

I waited until the pain goes away

[mortal bronze]

sigh

[oblique dagger]

Thx 🥹

Kel pls coach me i want to be ur disciple 🙏

[mortal bronze]

sure. how do you want me to coach you?

[trim wraith]

what is your favorite position

[mortal bronze]

i am convinced that's you

[sinful current]

Italian classical line

[vale mist]

ok first of all, who here is an actually good player, capable of not only expetional play and good elo, but good coaching?

[oblique dagger]

Idk

[vale mist]

i need a coach

[trim wraith]

if you want a good coach you have to pay for it

[oblique mountain]

Does it look cool

[oblique dagger]

Do puzzle, easy 1500+elo

[mortal bronze]

hmmm. let's play a game later in the day

[mortal bronze]

no

[oblique mountain]

BRO

[oblique dagger]

Bro will adopt me 🙏

[vale mist]

i am 14k+ puzzle points not helping much

[oblique mountain]

HOW AM I NOT COOL

[trim wraith]

dr dev are you really less than 500 rated

[small jungle]

This is one possible Bg5 line

[mortal bronze]

i want to see how you play. we will analyse the game later

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dr_dev5

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 407 (1107 peak)
Blitz: 314 (895 peak)
Bullet: 197

[oblique mountain]

Like look

[trim wraith]

if you less than 500, you don't need a coach you need to just take your time and look at the board

[oblique mountain]

Certified

[obsidian trench]

i also need a coach

[mortal bronze]

how do i learn theory man

[oblique mountain]

no 500 elos need a coach and im perfect for them

[oblique dagger]

Me play garbage 🥺 🙏

[oblique mountain]

I charge 10$ usd per hour for 500 elos fair price

[small jungle]

I have giris najdorf course vro

[mortal bronze]

that's what we need to improve upon right?

[oblique anvil]

Hello chessies
https://lichess.org/swiss/uEcWcuby
Join this tournament

[mortal bronze]

maybe i give you tips

[oblique dagger]

Right ❤️

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Scorpius (scorpius1724)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Scorpius (scorpius1724)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 931 (1382 peak)
Blitz: 679 (1356 peak)
Bullet: 286 (1426 peak)

[mortal bronze]

send

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dengybc

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1504 (peak)
Blitz: 1115 (1123 peak)
Bullet: 1198 (1295 peak)

[small jungle]

I don't support piracy vro

[midnight dust]

f l e x

[mortal bronze]

me neither

[vale mist]

i could be so much better with a decent coach to guide and train me

[oblique dagger]

Flexing 1500 is wild

[mortal bronze]

on a sidenote, dm

[midnight dust]

doing it immediately after a 900 does /profile, while definitely knowing what your rating is sounds lowkey toxic

[trim wraith]

don't get a coach unless you like 1200 at a MINIMUM. watch some instructional rapid vieos or something, at 500 elo you just hanging pieces and pawns, a coach can't help you with that, that self control

[sinful current]

Self control

[vale mist]

yep, im screwed

[obsidian trench]

im above 1200

[small jungle]

You should know all najdorf lines by 300 vro

[oblique dagger]

I just reached 1500

[sinful current]

Exactly

[indigo matrix]

Hi

[mint adder]

haii

[midnight dust]

wassup

[sinful current]

Thats what im saying

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutiez

[mint adder]

wagwan deng-kun

[oblique dagger]

Any cute gay femboy furry catboy meower~ wants to play ? >_< ;3 uwu

[mortal bronze]

wait do i play najdorf??