#💬〡chess-talk
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not bad its36 moves i mean
It's 2025 bro, who isn't:3
Hurry up gang
Guys lets beat wr and reach 100 reacts
Yoooooo u here 🔥
Im not really gay , i was just trying to make you feel comfortable
Your account game history says otherwise
?
helo ive never lost to anyone here
@magic shard sup dory , how's it been
Cool want a medal?
Any cute gay femboy furry catboy meower~ wants to play ? >_< ;3 uwu
yeah play me then
good
I mean not good because I'm reading this channel
I'm not gay either, I just wanted to make u feel part of the group
Doryetuosenbcakohn
I am not playing someone 800 points lower than me vro
He knows he knows
I meant chesa and personal life. I had me Graduation Ceremony. So im a fully qualified chef now
il pay you real money if you win
Oh wait not even 800 I’m 1500 points higher rated
I rarely sees u here lol
Oh
We are both friendly and good ppl
Who are u again?
the homeless get more homeless
Ye we could become friends
chess is chill I'm doing well
😭bro forgot my existence
Ngl the fact ur saying this gets me weirdly suspicious you’ll just cheat
You didn't say hi
That's good to hear man , my chess has been good too
The one annoying guy who said that would steal u from ur gf Lol
if the chess isnt a chess so you have to inhale 50 tons of salt milk for the chess
4
5
1
madagascar
i do smell a cheater bingo out of this guy
Don’t remember there’s too many of them
how do you cheat on chess.com🥲 ive been playing real bored my entire life if that helps you relize how good i am
Holy Lol 😭
Fr
It's better that people don't know
yu jst made ur discord acc
yeah cuz i just got a computer
Bud u lost to a 400 earlier today
Tf you mean how good I am
Yo bro, answer my question:3 Benoni or kid
play me if your so confident
I don’t play cheaters
why does clicking on the default analysis names white and black take you to these random users 
wdym??
I got ignored 😞
Anyway gn
Gn buddy
Mroww
It does?
whats yo account name
yal r just scared to play
Mrowwww;3
yes
Parkeronchess
yeah, try it yourself
He’s 500 bro
if it makes you feel better i can play with the bored normal🤣
500 elo with a stockfish engine
idek what that is🥲
Got ma ahh handed to me @gray star gg
Vro can’t even spell board
































































1. a3 e6 2. c3 d5 3. e3 Bd6 4. g3 b6 5. Ne2 Bb7 6. Bg2 Nd7 7. d3 Ne7 8. Nd2 Ng6 9. f3 Nf6 10. b3 c5 11. h3 Qc7 12. Kf2 h5 13. Bb2 h4 14. g4 Bg3+ 15. Kf1 O-O-O 16. b4 c4 17. d4 e5 18. Nxg3 hxg3 19. g5 Nh7 20. h4 exd4 21. cxd4 f6 22. Qc2 Ne7 23. a4 fxg5 24. hxg5 Nxg5 25. Rxh8 Rxh8 26. f4 Ne6 27. Nf3 Rh6 28. Ne5 Nf5 29. Qxf5 Rf6 30. Qg4 c3 31. Rc1 Kb8 32. Rxc3 Qe7 33. Ba3 Nxd4 34. exd4 Qe8 35. b5 Bc8 36. Rxc8+ Qxc8 37. Qxc8+ Kxc8 38. Bh3+ Kc7 39. Nd3 g5 40. Bc1 gxf4 41. Bxf4+ Kd8 42. Ke2 g2 43. Bxg2 Rg6 44. Bxd5 Kc8 45. Ne5 Rd6 46. Nc6 Rxc6 47. Bxc6 a5 48. bxa6 Kd8 49. Bd6 Kc8 50. a7 Kd8 51. a8=Q#
soooo whos gonna play me
No one
No one go find some friends
Nobody
dude play against the people u find randomly
just 1 game
Apor my gf uwu
there sooo bad tho
I truly wonder why he’s trying so hard to play people here
I could beee
You will?
its not like you lose any rating playing me
Bee 🐝
exactly lmao
he won't
Zuuuuummmmm
whats your elo
500
and youre calling your opponents bad
i just played against a kid in here who was 1500 andd beat him🥲
@azure stone will you gib money?
Proof
get to 1500 then if its so easy
if you beat me yeah
Stokefish approved
Yeah what?
oh i meant 1110 not 1500
500 beating a 1500
How high were the kid 😭
you cant say youre better than someone based on one game, i think once you overtake his elo is when you can say youre better than someone
only one ive lost btw
yeah but take a screenshot of everyother one then
your account is open you schdummy
a 45 is indefensible
thats a generational stinker
i meant a 1100😅
in 15 10 aswell
james you should 1v1 me
for some reason you also played the very same account titled parkersimonds
which got striked down because of fair play
and your accounts name is called parker simonds
Bro got extremely adopted by a 600
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
500 vs 2200 seems fair
thats fine i still wannna play you
no thanks
im still tryan improve to guys
yeah
hello all
Oh wait and if the queen takes the knight its trapped a couple moves later
hey
chess coach can you let me play you to prove to these guys that i can get out of 500
Me can win
Hi grandmaster
stock fish engine with a dream
What elo do you claim to be
get a load of this guy
you got bored or what vro
I can probably beat u if ur 30s blindfolded without queen against me with 3hours 
i still dont know hwat stockfish is🥲
do you guys watch chess instructionals?
probably yeah
Its a fish in the fridge
do you know the shape of italy
a boot
🗣️
Hai cutie
pllsss play one game and i swear im good i think i deserve 1400-1500
how so
what is your username
parkeronchess
1500elo players doesn't even know how to play correctly 
Double of ur elo btw
if you deserve 1500 you will win every game up to 1200
wut is a friend match?
ik i just hate grinding
Pawn e4, slide the dark Bishop to attack, if she tries to escape on the b file you can block escape route with light square Bishop
hardly grinding if youre winning every game easily
its were you play against someone you have added by challenging them
i thought i deserved 1600 and im 1200
and i got cooked
they still take a while cuz i like 15 10
how about blitz
i think you deserve 500 though thats a very good rating for you
i thought i deserve 500 but i got 650, how to go lower
i need time to think if im going agaist someone good
Forget that, dosent work xD
fine if i play a game against a five hundred look at it and tell me how i did
I thought i deserve 100 but im 200
i am NOT watching yo bum ahh game
then play one with me
im goin to sleep bruh
this discord kinda sucks, just a bunch of kids talkng shit constantly
95% of the players in this chat can beat u blindfolded i bet
I deserve 1000. But im 2000. That's life
yeah tay you whould play me to prove then wrong

I deserve 3000
i dont play people only bots
got cooked at blitz
Yup
Nooo
why does this happen every day
i basicly am i bot cuz im 500
this is why you are 500-999 brother
When 2500 vro
blitz just isn't for me
get on that real chess grind
6 months if i try vroo trust
kel thats reall
He does really care
i won't try though
When 3000 rapid
I like this confidence
skull
wouldn't have seen that in a million years
ya, also because i just started playing a few weeks ago lol .. brother
Ur not me though so it’s not happening
it's easy bro no skill
me name THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
ive been play bored my whole life
What’s ur bullet
2100 sigh
I agree with you on that.
Decent
kel can you play a 15 10 game with meee
but my cope is that i am lichess player so not used to cc
i could do 10+0.1
i need to improve and i need to play against people who arent 500
ok honestly though playing against people will make you improve way faster than playing against bots
I wish you luck on your chess journey 🙏
playing against much higher rated players won't make you improve
kel add meee
What if white take queen in d6
parkeronchess
Ye i got cooked earlier. I dont play bullet. Im 2100 bullet Lc but a few 1000s cooked me badly on cc
ya i know, i will start playing against people eventually, but right now i dont really like playing with the clock i really enjoy sitting and looking at a position for like 10 minutes sometimes
Shi is insane
i am not playing 15+10
okok
cc is just different man
just a 10 min
too long
bruh how long
10s
could do 3+0
i suckkkk at rapidss
You can play longer time controls like 30min, even 60min
Though that's something you need to work on a bit
play someone else
i need time to think cuz i needa think about what there gonna do to
I like LC blitz and bullet more. But tbh i think i was tilted and that's why i started losing. Cuz i was on a 21 game winning streak on bullet. Went from 620 to 940
Bro ur 500 
21 winning streak is crazy work
Do u even think at 500 
huh?
??????
you mean 1620 to 1940?
@oblique dagger yeah trust
I thought he was 500
No. My cc account is old and i barely played on it
vro cheated to scholars mate you
im on new account
This is the Chess.com profile of counting_elo. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1401 (peak)
Blitz: 943 (947 peak)
Bullet: 913 (957 peak)
come on man get to 1800 at least
check the people whos playing
You were 500 at some time bro
thats just cuz i hate grinding
Idrc about anything besides my OTB classical.
vro
I made a mate in 4 moves
@magic shard stop skulling me 
what don't you like about that
based
grinding sucks that why i like play real bored
600 was my lowest
Easy for you to say i started at 620 💀 and i only get 7-8 elo per win.... , im working on it
but im better than 500
wtf?
U want me dead 3;
@kindred crypt hi bbg
no I don't
how much elo do you gain and 2200 for winning
aren't you supposed to get a lot more than that
Yes u do ;c
THE ONLY, THE ONE THEEEE DAMN MVP OF THE SERVER
tell me your thought process
Account's been dormant from 2023 till now. Had a few +20 elo games.
U want to see my skull 
i got into a end game with my coach whos 2200 he prob went easy tho
hmmmm
Coach...
yeah coachh
At 500 elo
that's not what I use the skull emoji for
met in at irl chess tournement
What is it for ;3
where i beat a 1500 first game
Whatever, no excuse to be rude bro we are joyous out here
why is dengy trolling dory
i think my skill levels like 1300 tbh
so
Joybaiting 
not good but not beginer
why are we straight up lying
Im not rude
🙏
hi noobs
bro is this not you
If u want. You can check my Rapid atm. Went from 905 elo to 1401 in two days. 27/30 wins, i lost one cuz i just straight up brainfarted lol the other two was lack of focus. Playing center game , 100% winrate with it. And everybody struggles against it
If this is true why are you claiming you can beat everyone here
hi
Me freaky at night
bruh we dont talk about that
hmmm
is this not you bro
what's your lichess rapid?
using ur alt acc to boost ur main
that was a while ago
2050
either for messages that are stupid, messages that are funny, messages that I don't like, or when I want to troll someone, or other reasons
if I skulled your message at least one of those criteria are met
i lost that other one
thats actually shameless
get to 1800+ asap bro
What are my messages 3;
the parker on chess is my main rn im grinding
keep yapping
Cute ? >_<
but i hate grinding so you guys shouuuld play me
💔
freaky
That's the plan , basically old account has a lot of momentos on it. So ive been trying to grind it to 2000 to make it my main account
thank you green flower
anything but that
Bro thinks he’s game review for discord messages
but i feel like online feels longer then irl chess
the other one is banned 😭
yeah ik
hru all? How is chess treating you?
thats cuz i was weird and i was tryna boost it
@lament prawn how tall are you
admitting to that probably gets you an immediate ban from here
good
shameless
@lament prawn how rich are you
this acc is fresh and clean tho
190cm why?
now i just gotta grind which is ruf
very rich
that would be sad, he got banned already, there's no reason I would say
I have 2 swimming pools in my house 😎
well ima get back to grinding so cya
Ah I'm taller. Im 199 cm , but tbh 190 is peak height. Vro it sucks being tall , branches poke my eyes and shi
one server mod ping is all it takes
how tall is 199cm??
bro is 2 meters
6'5-6'6 ish
that's insane
thats how tall my brother is
really?
they wouldn't even think about it?
isn't it like 6'8
It fugging sucks vro
idts
I have a friend who is 210 he's so cooked. 188-192 is literally perfect. Most of us here are this height.
Nah im 6'6
how does being tall suck??
dutch?
Polish
i see
back issues and all
Any cute gay femboy furry catboy meower~ wants to play ? >_< ;3 uwu
.
i see
210 😭 vro i feel so bad for him. I legit feel abnormal size , i wonder how he feels
don't get banned dengy
im 6ft but i dont think im growing anymore
;3
172 😔
yeah, he says it's annoying cuz everyone asks him about his height but nobody cares about his personality. They're like: oh giant. I don't treat him like that abviously, but yeah.
well ima get grindingg
non-respectfully , get the f out
my gf's height
me 173 i think
:(
Yeah, something you can bring up in a convo is , "do you ever get used to being stared". He'll most likely bring up multiple instances and stories. I get stalked and watched so much its insane , low key uncomfortable af
Good luck finding a plane seat that fits your legs
business class maybe
Big boy gng
how tall are you bones
my god, you all are north europeans, even the girls are taller than me
mb gang, I didn't see you have a bf now. I call everyone bbg tho sry 🐟
Paying extra just because you got cursed (blessed?) generically is ridiculous
6’3 round about
Ya , gotta pay first class if u wanna have any comfortable sitting or smth
aaa why are you guys so talll
at least your taller than messi
i wish i was tall grrrr
not that terrible
It's not fun....
When I was on the airport in Amsterdam I saw a woman a head taller than me, I never saw someone that tall ever. Even a guy.
i would take 6ft man
I'm left handed like him 
Bro to build muscle is such a drag, vro like WTF
i don't care about muscle anyway
play football 
i can't build any at 5'8
I'm both handed 😎 ambidextrous
That’s a skill issue then
It’s so much harder building muscle when you’re tall
true
face me bones
Ya im dutch blooded. Dutch ppl are insanely tall , but like for me im Tall but built wide. So i look like a Normal person , just really huge
You gotta stop challenging me bro you’re too strong
I can imagine 
i don't really see an issue with being skinny except how people treat me ugh
dang
would you say... massive?
Does being built wide mean ur just fat
Broad shoulders
never
I see
yeah, I got that skill too, the biology class was too boring
so I decided to learn how to use my right hand
No im not really fat , my bones weigh a fugh ton and my shoulder to my other shoulder is far away. Wingspan is long , thighs are built af , calves are huge. I currently weigh 115 kg but I'm gyming too
I'm glad I graduated. Going to LSE in November if everything goes well 🙂
Bones mentioned
wdym you just figured that out?💀
blood and bones
Oh damn that’s good I think
You're inside of me 💔
😭
Im cutting cuz i wanna look slim built but that's not gonna happen, ill always look big like a rugby player
bro is going to change his name now
dont forget to take the house in the divorce
😭
Leaving like your father left you
@lament prawn my apologies 😔
Hey bro don’t need to go that far he’s been tryna get good at geoguessr to find his father based on the 1 picture he has 
that is getting agressive
Hope you find him soon @fleet dove keep hitting those geoguessr lobbies
gn all
Make sure to give your parents a call to check if they’re safe
I don’t think someone who goes 2.5-2.5 against me has the planning ability to do anything to them
gn tall guy
Im guessing you're big boned?
Gn yaka!
is lichess down?
Actually got cleared by a doctor. Isnt really big bones , bone density is just a lot
So it weighs a bit more
Why do I never spread positivity in this chat
I’m gonna change for the better green helo will be a nice guy
Bro forgot to put another L in his name , he spelled Hello wrong.
why wasnt this brilliant
you helped me with my openings
Omg it’s goku from Naruto
it looks very smart to me
Ok 1500
Yes boo me
Google hope chess passant
I don’t think they have to take
helo means high elo (someone said this and I’m just gonna steal it)
it looks smart to me as well
Yes yes TAKE THE L
yeah but like if they do its checkmate in 2 moves
🧠
This is the Chess.com profile of counting_elo. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1401 (peak)
Blitz: 943 (947 peak)
Bullet: 913 (957 peak)
That’s hope chess
true, but the entity giving out brilliants is a computer
oh you played rh6 not rxh6
Wsp ki
Going home
Fire
Finally won’t have to deal with shitty internet vro
bro can actually climb again
waow
We still working on climbing back 
oh my god! i finally played 5 book moves in a round for once!
This is the Chess.com profile of iamenthusiastic. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2007 (2008 peak)
Blitz: 1816 (1986 peak)
Bullet: 1904 (1909 peak)
Is there a chess variant that lets me kiss boys?
I see invis roasted u in chat
Wanna run some puzzle racer ki
What a way to start a conversation
Lowkey tho you are better then sigma and shreskdad
Bro invis gets destroyed by bones he’s weak anyway
LITERALLY HOWWWWWWW
Hello
Lol, its telling you to play rip-off Bongcloud
lmao
Can’t let what he says get to me fr
Ok girly pop ur just mad cuz not ur not femboy who chess
Remember, don’t take advice from people lower elo than you
develop pieces, ignore engine
Hold on, is this position winning for me or black
He’s higher 💀
I am sorry but I think you have some grammer difficulties
WRONG IMAGE OOPS
That’s unfortunate
I’ll pass him up soon enough tho
he said your not a girlypop 💅
i KNOW that was NOT the wrong image
And? I never was in the first place, I am a boy
My grandma died three days ago
its a joke
Oh....sorry for your loss
Ngl I think I actually got better at chess despite falling elo
Thank you for telling me this, I will try to be less serious the next time
So imma be back soon enough
dude are you chat gpt
| |l
|| |_
??
You definitely did you almost hit 2k blitz
What does this mean?
I’m at a loss for words
No I think I’m stronger than I was when I almost hit 2k rn
Ohhhhhh
Hop on puzzle racer ki let me show you
It’s been a week your still the same player😭
Although tbf a week ago I was 2k blitz
bet
Guys I think. Am I?
A week is a long time bro
So a colourblind test
Send the link I’m on mobile
Ok so you’re lossed right now aren’t you?
The meme is called loss
gimme a few minutes computer is updating 
So it was a joke?
yeah
Yes, I admit I am lossed, bravo
Ooooh interesting
This is the first time I have heard of this meme
Bro reccomend me an opening for white I need an actual repertoire if I’m gonna push my rapid
Italian
Are you 1442 rapid?
Why are you asking helo
Yes♥️
This is the Chess.com profile of shiftylicky. Take a look!
Name: Rimny (shiftylicky)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1048 (1207 peak)
Blitz: 723 (701 peak)
Bullet: 135 (229 peak)
For an opening recommendation
I think you’d do well with the Catalan too ki
I disagree
Seems like a ki type opening
Well he just gave me 2 good openings so what would you reccomend
why
Bones gonna recommend some bs
135 bullet in the big 2025 🥀
What two openings did he recommend
Italian and Catalan
London system
Growing up is realising bones openings actually suck and he’s just a flagger
English is the best opening
Catalan I disagree Italian if it’s giuco pianissimo I agree
what’s wrong with the Catalan for me
Magnus plays it and it’s super strong for the center, also at lower levels players don’t know theory
He thinks ur too ass to play it bro
You seem to have an affinity for closed positions for better or for worse
true
Actually wait bones is onto something for once
Don’t say for once
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1356 (1523 peak)
Blitz: 701 (735 peak)
Bullet: 530 (548 peak)
Mb vro
So something like English would be nice for you
bones hop on racer with helo and I
Name: Julian Reinhardt (daboys1)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1766 (peak)
Blitz: 1632 (1646 peak)
Bullet: 1831 (1961 peak)
Or if you want to play e4 then ruy to go into those closed Spanish lines
Bones will literally come last every game
His tactics are ass
send link
Ngl I’m so underrated in rapid
I was considering ruy
got to 1800 cc bullet on pc
I’m like 1800 fide 💀
My tactics could pay for your dowry
i am so good
💀
Okay hop on puzzle racer then
Ngl touchscreen laptop is OP for bullet
might be >2000 ngl
i suck at playing with mouse
need to get 2000+ bullet on pc
Feed it some cheese
Damn that’s ass 😭
Hi
hey i was 1700 when until 5 minutes ago
how do you fall 300 points when you go on pc kel
https://lichess.org/racer/tR8Dy @mortal bronze @fleet dove
Free online chess server. Play chess in a clean interface. No registration, no ads, no plugin required. Play chess with the computer, friends or random opponents.
and that wasn't me being underrated that was my actual level
i reach 1500 playing brainded, how far can i go, how long till i could play for fun till i met sweaters
Oh btw girl I need some mascara recommendations for a chess themed drag outfit
Chess theme optional
Can I join a race
I once reached 1200 at 14 is that good?
sure
I’m mobile unfortunately
Like asians?
I flex that to everyone i know
Is bones joining
I was 1700 by then
it’s not good
Oh wait I missed the start 💀
I keep running into sweats and sometimes cheaters using stockfish
I once neared 1900
I was 15 and had 600 elo, so yeah, I guess
But i played with a guy whos accuracy was 99.2
Different worlds lol
I’m fifteen and have 1800 fide ?? My friend is 15 and a CM
Who is waterfrontdreamer
@inland rain hey ik you sweat, in what elo it sits. I'm at 1500 before and still having fun, how far can it go, till it ain't fun anymore
How???
sup, could you guys help me with a question?
Hi
How do i get a fide rating
Best I could do on mobile
@thorn cliff u can run more if u want we are gonna play a few
bribe fide with 20 bucks
Oh the fun part is demoralising the opponents
that’s bullet
I’m down
I rarely play online rapid
Go to a tournament and play 5 games
I am 17 and have 1900 fide
Wait a month and if you didn’t go 5:0 you get an elo
I don't really wanna think and play, just for fun, in what rating would i met sweaters, cause at 1500 we all still blundering 
Slay 💅 fabulous
if chess didnt exist then would you still play chess?
5
6
1
yes
Same at 1700, not otb tho
What’s the conversion USCF to fide? Thats mad impressive
good to know, I'm setting it as my max fun level, so I'm guessing I need to study like fr to reach 1800+?
Nah just play a lot of bullet and like 10% of your time studying and you’ll be fine
In Europe it’s pretty equal I’d posit
I dont have 20 bucks
Oh but i barely get time from studies
Okay, now IG it's 2000+ then need to study?
I was briefly on the top 100 age list (self dox moment)
bro wanna exploit everything than study 
Depends how quickly you want to grow
don't want really, just for fun, but at the same time I wanna know my max
just take the deritive to find rate of change
Wanting to have fun with chess was your first mistake
more like, I'm learning a lot (rubic, and online games) valorant and stuff, but like, I play them all for fun, but i still wanna know my max
jack of all trades master of none, but still fun lol
Ew you play valorant?
I'm guessing 1700 no studying can still be achievable
ikr
Lmao they started without me cuz scared hehe
I mean I spend a lot of time studying calculus for fun and doing drag and I still have time to study
oh i'm allergic to study, plot twist, i got midterm exam by 8:00 am
litearlly 1 hour from now
I have those too
i'm lazy
also what's drag
It was 11+pm for me ☹️😔
are 30 min games good for beginners? i usually play them because i can think a lot better
can you up your profile here
just do 10 mins
i feel like 30 is too much
This is the Chess.com profile of holographwars. Take a look!
Name: Mafia Don (holographwars)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2337 (2361 peak)
Blitz: 2311 (2319 peak)
Bullet: 2512 (2537 peak)
Ngl bones is kinda tough at puzzle racer
ggs
I’ll give him that
alright, thanks for the help
ggs
💀
Where can I challenge a fine gentleman to a game of chess?
He’ll go crazy 1 round then drop numbers worse than me for the next 5
bones isnt waterfront btw
Who is b3
I challenge thee to a DUEL
I swear bones got a 68 ki
And ayush
If you dare....
me
b3 is ki
that's me
Ah I see
i didn't even win once i think?
Yeah my bullet instincts kicking in
im too washed in bullet
do you play lichess bullet?
Who will accept my challenge?
Not really
2550 peak talking
I didn’t expect to do crazy well on mobile
big sweat, now i ask the same, in what rating i could still play for fun without studying, thinking much, and players still blundering, i peak 1500 and still having fun
For some reason I’m just ass on mobile
i would be worse on pc tbh
exactly im washed😭
nuu
Washed and still 2300 😭
I’m on a phone in the middle of a university dorm
i got to 1800 bullet on pc
Yea we opposites
cowards
How 💀 I take 2 seconds to move using a mouse 😩
once i refine my pc bullet skills 3000 will be childs work
sameee
🤯
im tryna get my rapid like you dawg
Don’t choke like me
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2202 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2307 (2379 peak)
Bullet: 2305 (2534 peak)
Idk how people play on phone 💀
I’m so much worse for some reason
So much slower and I just play worse idk
My bullet peak is 3 more than yours, take that 
mobile is for people who have had their dopamine receptors completely fried by social media
I don’t
Bones get better at puzzle racer tho
I was playing coc the whole time
it's cwl rn and the war ends in 10 minutes
and nobody is giving me troops
my entire clan is trolling me
Clash of clans
Sudoku fire tho
I lowkey think I’m behind on the mobile game trends vro
I’m still on subway surfers
ts has been around since like 2012
that's the year you were born
I was Infact born before then
mb 2011
Is this ragebait
2010 take it or leave it
I’m a grown ass man vro I have a beard
Bro is lowering the number like it’s a price
you could be indian and be 12
and still have a beard
Why this unc says its a 1400 game while i am 700 elo
Looking for an opponent. Any elo level. I’m elo 1500 but am playing on an account of 566. Vc preferred but not required. Lmk
nah bro i am good
"why this unc says"
@fleet dove lowkey in your skill level
you don't know the unc?
Welcome to the server.
yea I just hit 1400
Hru all today?
Thanks
brosbeggingtobebanned
Wanna play
This unc
Wait are alt accounts not allowed
guysmyspacebarisntworking
holy french language ik
theyarent
Copy and paste a space
Oh shit
@fleet dove can u speak patois
yup
bro i mean how the will find out
dégueulasse
alts are allowed i guess?
canusendaspcae
what type of patois
la merde
Any type
no
Well my other account is 1500 but this is my main now since I lost a password. I just say 1500 because it’s more accurate to my level. I’m yet to build back up
Just copy and paste the space between my words vro
did you think I was jamaican lmfao
test 1
thanks it works
Looking for an opponent. Any elo level. Used to be elo 1500 but am playing on an account of 566. Vc preferred but not required. Lmk
I had a slight suspicion
justclickonplay
me nuh say where I from
Although the absence of bombaclats was making me doubt myself so I threw that question in to test the waters
They all feel like bots. Also they’re elo~ 566. I don’t enjoy beating them
bombaclatsinthesensegyats?
Wha ya saying me brudda
Did you just say Jamaican
do you think jamaicans just spam bomboclaat
Anyone down for a game
Yea
thenbeatthemandgethigherelo
They should
I got 2-0ed by a Jamaican FM a few days ago 
bro have never spoken to a jamaican in his life
Obviously they don’t bones
Wait where do you find Jamaican people
I think most jamaican people are from the UK
In Cuba obviously
You should find them a lot in your country
I have never met a Jamaican person vro
ihaveaseriousquestion
Looking for an opponent. Any elo level. Used to be elo 1500 but am playing on an account of 566. Vc preferred but not required. Lmk
bro is posh asl
Because you don’t leave your house
This is the reason why bones I am not posh
are you a londonite
would Bb5+ be
?
lemme guess 3 more cities
Bet
are you north or south of birminghm
No
??
Oh wait am I meant to know what a birmingham is
bro what
😭
a country in england
COUNTRY?
Shit bro I just be living here
duh
Good lord
bro you don't even speak like this in real life
blud didn't even know the 12 months before 2025
I don’t
how do you not know where birmingham is
helo is english?
I unfortunately live in england
so he'd just trolling
Bro doesn’t know
I am genuinely just a clueless individual
If I don’t need to know something I won’t learn it
Looking for an opponent. Any elo level. Used to be elo 1500 but am playing on an account of 566. Vc preferred but not required. Lmk
do you at least know if you are in the south or noth of england
No
Anyway
I am so happy I saw this, I was down 5 points of material
Maybe I should learn some stuff
Guys do i suck?
[Event "dinghee2004 vs TheVKgamerYT"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2025-09-05"]
[White "dinghee2004"]
[Black "TheVKgamerYT"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "267"]
[BlackElo "297"]
[TimeControl "600"]
- d4 d5
- c4 e5
- cxd5 exd4
- Qxd4 Qf6
- e3 Na6
- Bc4 Bc5
- Qd1 Bb4+
- Bd2 Qxb2
- Bb5+ Bd7
- Bxd7+ Kxd7
- Qa4+ Kd6
- Bxb4+ Nxb4
- a3 Nc2+
- Ke2 Nxa1+
- Kf3 Qxb1
- Qf4+ Kxd5
- e4+ Ke6
- e5 Qd1+
- Kg3 Qd3+
- Nf3 Qg6+
- Ng5+ Ke7
- Rxa1 Qd3+
- Nf3 Nf6
- exf6+ gxf6
- Re1+ Kd7
- Kg4 Rhg8+
- Kh4 Qg6
- Rd1+ Kc6
- Nd4+ Kd7
- Nf3+ Ke6
- Nd4+ Ke7
- Re1+ Kd7
- Nf5 Qxg2
- Qa4+ c6
- Qd4+ Qd5
- Qf4 Qg2
- Qd4+ Kc7
- Ne7 Qxh2#
0-1
Yea
Next time send the link
I am so happy I saw this, I was down 5 points of material
I know them, it's just easier to send the link so we can see it visually
So you want us to visualise a 30 move game instead of just sending a link to the game
dinghee2004 vs TheVKgamerYT - https://www.chess.com/live/game/142776711268
































































1. d4 d5 2. c4 e5 3. cxd5 exd4 4. Qxd4 Qf6 5. e3 Na6 6. Bc4 Bc5 7. Qd1 Bb4+ 8. Bd2 Qxb2 9. Bb5+ Bd7 10. Bxd7+ Kxd7 11. Qa4+ Kd6 12. Bxb4+ Nxb4 13. a3 Nc2+ 14. Ke2 Nxa1+ 15. Kf3 Qxb1 16. Qf4+ Kxd5 17. e4+ Ke6 18. e5 Qd1+ 19. Kg3 Qd3+ 20. Nf3 Qg6+ 21. Ng5+ Ke7 22. Rxa1 Qd3+ 23. Nf3 Nf6 24. exf6+ gxf6 25. Re1+ Kd7 26. Kg4 Rhg8+ 27. Kh4 Qg6 28. Rd1+ Kc6 29. Nd4+ Kd7 30. Nf3+ Ke6 31. Nd4+ Ke7 32. Re1+ Kd7 33. Nf5 Qxg2 34. Qa4+ c6 35. Qd4+ Qd5 36. Qf4 Qg2 37. Qd4+ Kc7 38. Ne7 Qxh2#
where tf are you from
I am The VK gamer
Doesn’t matter bones
All that matters is that I exist
Did i do good?
Magnificent
debatable
Do I have permission to send this game to gothamchess
@spare swan
Looking for an opponent. Any elo level. Used to be elo 1500 but am playing on an account of 566. Vc preferred but not required. Lmk
... yeah... i didn't did too well on this.
Just send already...
ok
Looking for an opponent. Any elo level. Used to be elo 1500 but am playing on an account of 566. Vc preferred but not required. Lmk
Levy will make video about this and call it worst play but good win
That's if he sees it, he has like 500 games to look through
Anyone know a chess discord where people go to play? Or some other place where I can find some people to challenge
???
How do you even contact levy
Yes its called chess.com
the london system
Either by his email (less likely to get it introduced) or on his discord (more likely but its very rare the channel for it is unblocked)
What's his dc
I lost my main account which was 1.5k elo. I don’t feel good beating ppl at 500 elo. It’s not fun
So I’m looking for a play where I can go against higher elos
Getting back to 1,5 isn’t something I wanna do rn
Play against me.
This is the Chess.com profile of thevkgameryt. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 297 (387 peak)
Blitz: 232 (272 peak)
Bullet: 243 (peak)
Bet. You wanna send it to me or should I send to you
this guy is really making me wait 6 minutes for the win 😭 💔
Ew
Play against me @latent haven
Yo
I bet ill not win...
@inland rain what opening do u play as black
Its on his youtube video descriptions
Ok. Imma send it. What time range. And ranked or not ranked
Kings Indian
Who's watching football rn???
Is it worth learning
You?
Whos playing
Not ranked, 10min you are gonna win 100%
Yes
Yes it’s good until Magnus level
Cheifs vs chargers
Does gotham have a vid on it
Oh ok. Imma send it lmk
Oh I thought u meant football ⚽️
HIKARU has a vid on it
No but he should do videos on ufc since he loves fighting
So its always good?
Basically yea
I love ufc
nope🏈
Until top in the world
Ok thx bro I really appreciate it
Ok im waitin
Ufc is kinda on a downfall rn
Sent
Didn't got anything:(
i am a guy vro
Send a link @latent haven
On here or in dms
Send link in my dms
Ok
🥀
pzr
Hello Kel
what's your fide
pretty good
i seee
Official chess server btw getting outclassed
Yes
Btw which account is parkersimonds?
Yo anyone here play chess?
Yh
Everyone here?
Thats already great with mouse 🥶
in 500? I guess? Just play whatever you want, opening choice doesn't really matter at 500
no i only play league of legends
Oh when do u recommend to start learning openings
whenever you feel like it
@tulip marlin GG
U down to play
Hell yea. Dm me
Check dms
Yours, I did send i did a terrible move in chat
Oh
Yeah I did terrible, not the weirdest thing when its 02:14/2AM14
You can get away with not playing openings pretty far, but whenver you think youre ready I guess
Ok thx
Hi chat
i need 2000
Yes I'll coach you to 100
maybe i should get into osu!
2000 in what
Dollars
isn’t it easier than mobile
for most people. but i am slowww with mouse
try playing 3000 hrs of league of legends
😭