💬〡chess-talk

[tepid wigeon]

Why dont you just agree with yourself

[muted pawn]

thats your problem

[final pebble]

yo chill

[muted pawn]

what is with all the hostility?

[tepid wigeon]

I, for one, am not a moron because I got too little oxygen

[lapis vessel]

aired aight man

[tepid wigeon]

Its other brain issueses

[stark flicker]

ur just not hufflepuff thats why

[muted pawn]

ravenclaw all the way baby

[stark flicker]

ugh

[empty mortar]

Vicodin

[stark flicker]

slytherin is way better

[rich sapphire]

Phyrexia

[tepid wigeon]

I will hufflepuff your house down if you dont stop this

Woof

[kindred crypt]

go to sleep buddy

[nocturne plover]

Missed g6 here😭

[muted pawn]

welcome to the party

[tepid wigeon]

My sleep buddy is nixon

[empty mortar]

Should be aware when bishops are stranded like that

[tepid wigeon]

He haunts my nightmares and sometimes wet nightmares

[empty mortar]

Sybau twin

[nocturne plover]

Ye either you win or you learn

[versed ermine]

Good Morning

[tepid wigeon]

Words

[empty mortar]

That’s what I keep saying

[kindred crypt]

Real

You learn with a win as well

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-venom-snake-metal-gear-solid-invisible-gif-18439024004390367126

Invisible

[tacit wren]

ye

[tepid wigeon]

One time I learned without even playing

[kindred crypt]

HAS THE MEMORY GONE?

[empty mortar]

Wdym by that

[tepid wigeon]

I will check in 3 months if you do

[empty mortar]

Wdym

[kindred crypt]

ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?

What

[empty mortar]

Feel like a brand new person

wtf it’s actually my data

[empty mortar]

It’s crazy people were born before 2000

“1988” weren’t dinosaurs alive back then

[nocturne plover]

Check out this #chess game: just_1_2_kidding vs bungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - https://www.chess.com/live/game/142661597998

[frosty peak]

just_1_2_kidding (1845) vs. bungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (1780)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 d6 3. Nf3 f5 4. g3 Be7 5. d3 Nf6 6. d4 e4 7. Nh4 O-O 8. Bg5 h6 9. Bxf6 Rxf6 10. Ng2 c6 11. e3 Qe8 12. h4 h5 13. d5 c5 14. Nf4 Rh6 15. Nb5 Na6 16. a3 Bd7 17. Nc3 Bf6 18. Be2 Be5 19. Bxh5 Qe7 20. Ng6 Qf6 21. Nxe5 Qxe5 22. g4 Be8 23. Bxe8 Rxe8 24. g5 Rh7 25. h5 f4 26. g6 Rh6 27. Qg4 f3 28. O-O-O Nb8 29. Rh4 a6 30. Nxe4 b5 31. cxb5 axb5 32. Ng5 Rf8 33. Nf7 Rxf7 34. gxf7+ Kxf7 35. Qxf3+ Kg8 36. Rf4 Na6 37. Rf8+ Kh7 38. Qf5+ Qxf5 39. Rxf5 b4 40. a4 b3 41. Rd3 c4 42. Rc3 g6 43. Rg5 Nc5 44. hxg6+ Kg7 45. Rxc4 Nd3+ 46. Kd2 Nxb2 47. Rf4 Rh2 48. Rf7+ Kg8 49. g7 Nc4+ 50. Ke2 b2 51. Rf8+ Kh7 52. g8=Q+ Kh6 53. Qg6# 

[tepid wigeon]

Oh snap

[rich sapphire]

<@&745328830649991179>

[empty mortar]

<@&745328830649991179>

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>

[nocturne plover]

@empty mortar @kindred crypt can you check this out apart from missing g6 where do I lack

[empty mortar]

We get it

[rich sapphire]

Mods now would be a great time

[nocturne plover]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tepid wigeon]

No wonder he was named after such a mediocre naruto character… which is really saying a lot

[empty mortar]

Already d3-d4 in the opening reveals bad prep, it’s just a reverse Grand Prix

[golden solstice]

sybau

[nocturne plover]

It's my prep tho e5 d6 Be7

[rich sapphire]

Thanks mods

[balmy python]

New blitz peak again so close to 1000 if i lock in

[empty mortar]

Oh ur black lmao

[open heron]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142662636790/review?move=43 4 brilliants in a bullet

[frosty peak]

CatLivesMatter (2715) vs. Milady-de-Winter (2650)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. Nc3 Nd7 3. d4 e6 4. Be3 Ne7 5. f3 g6 6. Qd2 Bg7 7. O-O-O O-O 8. h4 a5 9. Bh6 f6 10. h5 g5 11. Bxg7 Kxg7 12. f4 h6 13. fxg5 fxg5 14. Nf3 Nf6 15. Bc4 c6 16. Rdf1 b5 17. Bd3 b4 18. Ne2 Ba6 19. Nxg5 Qd7 20. Bxa6 Rxa6 21. Qf4 Raa8 22. Qg3 Kh8 23. Nf4 hxg5 24. Ng6+ Nxg6 25. hxg6+ Kg7 26. Qxg5 Rh8 27. Qxf6+ 

[empty mortar]

So white is bad in the opening

[pale flax]

[dry wing]

hi chat

[empty mortar]

@nocturne plover too many pawn pushes, too many weaknesses

Otherwise i just liked how white played actively

Perhaps rare on this level

[nocturne plover]

From me? Like h6 weakening g6?

[empty mortar]

Yes, you also seemed unaware of potential outposts and attack plans

[kindred crypt]

You couldn't pay me money to explain the move h5 idk what you are trying to do, g6 was missed million different times, Rxf6 was also weird tunnel visioning wanting to cover g6 square forgetting about the tempi move Nd5

[empty mortar]

I would obv have to analyse with an engine or longer by myself but that’s just what I could see

[molten canyon]

Houseee

😍

[empty mortar]

Fent addict

[nocturne plover]

Can you give like an example?

[rich sapphire]

Accurate name of cc discord population

[nocturne plover]

So like what should I work on now to get to like 2k maybe

[empty mortar]

No sorry it’s a busy morning

[kindred crypt]

How can you be addicted to something whose 2mg dose can kill you

[nocturne plover]

Fair np

[empty mortar]

I can prolly help later today

[nocturne plover]

Ok that would be great I'll just put a hi in dms ignore now

[kindred crypt]

Felt like you couldn't figure out a proper plan in the middlegame at all

[rich sapphire]

Typically illicit fent isn't just fent

It's a mix of multiple drugs

[tepid wigeon]

I wish we could promote pawns to a turned around pawn and start going home early as a sign of disrespect

[thorn cliff]

dropped a 92 in puzzle racer but i didn't even win due to a sweaty 15 year old (his username ends in 2010 ig)

[empty mortar]

Alr

[empty mortar]

Are those just easy puzzles but lots of them?

[thorn cliff]

you can try it on the forbidden website

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[empty mortar]

Lol alr

[jovial rose]

more like the freedom website

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[tepid wigeon]

But we are not allowed

Until we get to the freedom site

Then we are… no maryland shenanigans either, full freedom.

[jovial rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1373477522372563057/vole_vole_edit.gif

[thorn cliff]

it was a freeing experience

after getting my ego shredded earlier today

[cold tangle]

lichess was ALWAYS better

[thorn cliff]

bros getting band

[kindred crypt]

Lichess is peak

[tepid wigeon]

Peak is mid now, you guys ruined it

[kindred crypt]

Nah

[tepid wigeon]

Yeah huh

[kindred crypt]

Watch Pluto frfr it's even more peak

It's a work by Urasawa same guy as Monster so obviously peak writing

[tepid wigeon]

I dunno if it can get more peak than my position near the equatorial bulge

Its closer to the sun

Also further away

Half and half

[tepid wigeon]

Monster was alright but almost as edgy as the hannibal tv series with that danish guy

[gritty vessel]

[kindred crypt]

I didn't think it was edgy, it would have been edgy if it glorified johan's shenanigans but that's not the point

[tepid wigeon]

Yeah I dont think its bad at all

But I feel like its like a stephen king story in that the more you learn the less the plot slaps

[kindred crypt]

Kinda maybe

[tepid wigeon]

Its hard to thread the mystery intrigue thread all the way

Through*

[steady perch]

Yoo femboy

[rich sapphire]

Because he didn't know Bf5 was the move

[kindred crypt]

It's a very thematic idea to put pressure on the center forcing white to make a decision, a similar line I play against the French is e4 e6 d4 d5 Bd3 Nf6 e5 Nfd7 Ne2 c5 c3 Nc6 a3 Qb6 and now b4 the exact very same idea quite common in French structures actually and in these kinds of slav structures that you presented as well

[kindred crypt]

Yo

[ruby mirage]

Yo

[steady perch]

LMFAOOO

[rich sapphire]

What's your english name

[kindred crypt]

?

[steady perch]

yes

[ruby mirage]

It wasn’t a joke

[tepid wigeon]

It could be a metaphor for wanting to go back to the age of 5 before adult life and diarrhea more often than not

[kindred crypt]

Yea lol I literally am

[gritty vessel]

[steady perch]

It means precious..??

[ruby mirage]

same thing

[rich sapphire]

Lol sounds like something a girl would name themselves

[steady perch]

how are u gonna tell me😭😭

[kindred crypt]

Sounds like a girl name I think

[rich sapphire]

I see

[kindred crypt]

I see nicee

[rich sapphire]

They have to use the@ so they don't think they're calling them darling

Knowing the word's meaning now makes it so much more humorous

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-cringe-gif-26633208

[urban bay]

Puzzle points update | 1.4 million is old news, 1.5 million now

[tepid wigeon]

Or at all, even

I knew it

[molten canyon]

yo??

[steady perch]

Kuwait

[molten canyon]

wtf

[lapis echo]

??????

[tepid wigeon]

The signs were there

[kindred crypt]

OH HELL NAW insane character arc

[gritty vessel]

[lapis echo]

Yooooooo

[rich sapphire]

So after a few words of wisdom, he carries out his plan

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>

[lapis echo]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tepid wigeon]

He was kinda just yes anding you

[ruby mirage]

waiting for the ban

[gritty vessel]

@scarlet arrow

[ruby mirage]

3 2 1

[tepid wigeon]

I had a suspicion earlier but said nothing

[jade kite]

<@&745328830649991179> hi guys

[rich sapphire]

Why is there always a spammer getting banned on this server everyday

[balmy python]

FFS BRO i lost 3 in a row now

[tepid wigeon]

Next time imma try it

[lapis echo]

<@&745328830649991179>

[jade kite]

brings some fun to the server

[gritty vessel]

[rich sapphire]

It's amusing the first few times

[long pulsar]

No but how is spamming this chat fun

[lapis echo]

[rich sapphire]

Then it's just annoying

[lapis echo]

It is annoying!

[rich sapphire]

But why does it only happen in this server

[gritty vessel]

Not funny hearing hard er 24/7 especially on VR, coming here to hang out and wind down to physically see it and the word r**e.

[kindred crypt]

Probably lost a game to bast and now does this to increase his work frfr

[lapis echo]

<@&745328830649991179>

[gritty vessel]

Actually disgusting

[tepid wigeon]

I had a friend who did way worse to me all the time tbh.. but he went to jail for half a year not long after

[jade kite]

yeah no im out

[kindred crypt]

This is not funny

[rich sapphire]

Just block and the chat becomes normal

[gritty vessel]

Jail and not prison?

Crazy justice system.

[molten canyon]

you are one weird man you know that?

[rich sapphire]

Half a year in jail sounds like hell

[stark flicker]

not cool dude

[gritty vessel]

It should be

[rich sapphire]

The living conditions of jail are much worse than prison

[kindred crypt]

Ban this edgelord please istg

[tepid wigeon]

Yeah, he got out and only had minor charges but his name was ruined in the newspapers so he is a gardner now… used to be an electric engineer lol

[rich sapphire]

Just... Block them

[kindred crypt]

@calm salmon stop to get femboy pics from me

[rich sapphire]

He's lying

[ruby mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/kooksjcu-pig-stopping-pig-running-then-stopping-crusaders-crusaders-after-the-storm-era-gif-22614463

[limpid viper]

wtf i come in chat and see

[lapis echo]

Lol

[final pebble]

@saervermod

[limpid viper]

<@&745328830649991179>

[final pebble]

<@&745328830649991179>

[gritty vessel]

This bro is mentally disturbed.

[kindred crypt]

I am not if he stops I'll give femboy pics frfr

[final pebble]

<@&745328830649991179>

[limpid viper]

ngl i think the saddest part about this is its not bros first time

[gritty vessel]

Good. He can suck it. I spit on him for you in my dreams.

[limpid viper]

i've seen this mf copy paste the same dumb shit

mf really has nothing better to do

[kindred crypt]

Ok gone finally

[ruby mirage]

i’m stopping

[gritty vessel]

Saddest part is bro probably does this shit irl

[tepid wigeon]

Attention does that to people sometimes… give your kids attention

[lapis echo]

He's been kicked out! Yeay!

[rich sapphire]

Exactly what I was thinking

Thanks mods

[final pebble]

I was going to tag Anitta

[gritty vessel]

Nurture your children properly, yes.

[lapis echo]

For what?

[final pebble]

well server mod didnt work

[lapis echo]

He's been kicked out!

[ruby mirage]

When am i getting my femboy pics tho

[rich sapphire]

You made a typo

[final pebble]

yup

oh yeah

[tepid wigeon]

Sure, unless they are future serial killers

[gritty vessel]

Hence, properly.

[final pebble]

where is @vale vortex

[rich sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bruhlmaojk-dexter-morgan-dexter-edit-gif-3871590212062699993

[tepid wigeon]

Like Dexter?

Hahahaha

[gritty vessel]

I don't even watch Dexter so I have no clue what you're referring to.

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[rich sapphire]

You're missing out

[gritty vessel]

Only seen one episode and barely paid attention. My fiance likes watching it though.

[rich sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[tepid wigeon]

Its ok but the writing goes down hard at some point

[gritty vessel]

But no. I mean don't be authoritarian with your child, and also don't be too soft. Know your personal boundaries while parenting. Being a decent parent isn't hard. People act like it is.

[rich sapphire]

I found it alright until Debra started seeing a dumb therapist

[gritty vessel]

The basic needs being met or barely met don't make people good parents. They're delulu.

[trim wraith]

is that when dexter catches the bay harbor butcher

[tepid wigeon]

How much onlyfans before bed on a schoolnight

[rich sapphire]

Oh it is

[gritty vessel]

Tf kind of scenario is this for a kid

[rich sapphire]

As a teenager who watched kids grow up in his house

And look at all the hell my parents went through to raise my two sisters

That is not easy

And they haven't even gotten that old yet

[willow owl]

Thats a very vague line

[gritty vessel]

It really isn't, I work with kids.

What's hard about it is telling parents about their children's behavioral issues, then them being in denial even when you're trying to be gentle about explaining how you corrected their child's behaviors.

[rich sapphire]

The sisters I mean

[tepid wigeon]

I dunno what kids do now, its all the internet was back when I started

[rich sapphire]

Working with kids isn't the same as living with them

[gritty vessel]

Parenting is vague if you think about it.

[willow owl]

That is indeed true which i dont think makes parenting easier

[tepid wigeon]

Good parenting sets in slowly in stages

[gritty vessel]

Never said it wasn't.

[limpid viper]

just force your kid to play chess and be disappointed with them when they're not world champion by the time they're 18

[tepid wigeon]

«I learned it from you, dad!»

[gritty vessel]

Never said parenting was easy, but it's not hard to be a good parent--which is referring to doing more than basic needs; feeding, clothing and housing a child .

[gritty vessel]

I'm talking about all ages in general lmaooooo

[rich sapphire]

Still paw patrol apparently

[gritty vessel]

But you're not going to see anyone between the ages of 1-11 looking for OF.

[lapis echo]

My "best game" ever!
https://www.chess.com/live/game/142592964120

[frosty peak]

yustinussantos (1894) vs. Fath69 (1911)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. Ng5 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bf5 5. Qe2 e6 6. Ngxe4 Nbd7 7. Nxf6+ Nxf6 8. d3 c6 9. Bg5 Be7 10. Bxf6 Bxf6 11. Qd2 O-O 12. O-O-O Bg5 13. f4 Bf6 14. h3 h5 15. Be2 a5 16. Bxh5 g6 17. Bf3 e5 18. g4 Be6 19. fxe5 Bxe5 20. Ne4 Bg7 21. h4 Bd5 22. h5 g5 23. Qxg5 Bxe4 24. Qxd8 Raxd8 25. Bxe4 Rfe8 26. h6 Bf6 27. h7+ Kh8 28. Rdf1 Bg7 29. Rxf7 Rf8 30. Rhf1 Rxf7 31. Rxf7 Rb8 32. a4 Rf8 33. Rxb7 Bh6+ 34. Kb1 Bg7 35. Ra7 Rf1+ 36. Ka2 Rf8 37. Rxa5 Rb8 38. c3 Bf8 39. g5 Be7 40. g6 Bd8 41. Ra7 Bf6 42. Rf7 Bg7 43. Bxc6 Rc8 44. Bb5 Rd8 45. d4 Rb8 46. d5 Rd8 47. c4 Rb8 48. Rxg7 Kxg7 49. d6 Rd8 50. d7 Kxg6 51. c5 Kxh7 52. c6 Kg7 53. c7 Rf8 54. d8=Q Rf6 55. Qxf6+ Kh7 56. c8=Q 

[gritty vessel]

Paw Patrol, Mickey Mouse, Miss Rachel, Coco melon, etc.

[steep veldt]

guys im crying

[willow owl]

True

[rich sapphire]

Nah they've grown out of Coco melon

[gritty vessel]

It's still them spamming Baby shark 24/7

[willow owl]

Why?

[gritty vessel]

I'm talking about 1-3 year-olds

[rich sapphire]

Yeah one of them is 3

[lapis echo]

Don't cry...

[rich sapphire]

She doesn't watch Coco melon

[steep veldt]

all i needed was 25 elo's to get the CM Title
And in my next tourney i lost 73

[rich sapphire]

Or Rachel

[gritty vessel]

Between 1-3 y/os they still watch Coco melon

[rich sapphire]

I found that show so annoying

[willow owl]

Holy wtf you're 2100 fide 💀

[gritty vessel]

Coco melon is I'd rather watch Rachel

[rich sapphire]

I hate both

[steep veldt]

WAS 2175 MAN 😭

[gritty vessel]

I do, too. Sesame Street is where it's at.

[rich sapphire]

Exactly

[willow owl]

Its fine there will always be more opportunities to get more Elo. No need to worry you got this

[gritty vessel]

PBS Kids, too.

Arthur was SAVAGE.

[steep veldt]

All i have is 3 years til i turn 18

and then my K is 20

[rich sapphire]

Now they watch blues clues and stuff

[gritty vessel]

OH MAX & RUBY

[willow owl]

K?

[balmy python]

5 Ls in a row after hitting new peak faaak nooo!

[gritty vessel]

Sometimes I watch episodes

[rich sapphire]

Oh yeah they used to watch that

[steep veldt]

K Factor

[gritty vessel]

Soooooo good.

[willow owl]

Idk much about fide so what is K factor?

[desert quest]

yoooo

[steep veldt]

more K Factor More rating when u win more rating - when u lose
Til ur 18 or 2300 ur K is 40

[molten canyon]

i loved max & ruby growing up

[versed jay]

guess the opening:

[gritty vessel]

It's a good series that teaches kids other kids are nonverbal or have a syndrome so they can't function.

Ruby makes me mad.

[nocturne plover]

Some bad random shi for sure

[willow owl]

Is 40 a lot of a little

[versed jay]

avocado attack

[steep veldt]

wha

why cant i have a normal life
WHY CHESS

[willow owl]

I meant or😭

[tepid wigeon]

«God damnit baby, you never pay attention to my lectures about Karl Marx.. no more spiderman elsa pregnant cartoons for a week!»

[nocturne plover]

Exactly random shi no one plays it

[willow owl]

2100 is alr insane dont be too hard on yourself

[steep veldt]

a lot

[kindred crypt]

I challenge you to a chess match for mentioning Coco Melon

[steep veldt]

ITS NOT 😭

[gritty vessel]

Ew

[gritty vessel]

I'm literally beginner bro no ty

[willow owl]

So you lose less and win less rating when you get over 18?

[gritty vessel]

Have not had time to learn properly at all

[kindred crypt]

O cool, lets play unrated and ill teach what I know

[steep veldt]

Yes

[gritty vessel]

Had a lot of drama with my ex fiance, my job, etc

[kindred crypt]

I am a chess instructor

[willow owl]

I did not know about this

[gritty vessel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[willow owl]

<@&745328830649991179>

[nocturne plover]

This fing guy again live a life stupid shi

[tepid wigeon]

Tbh, any version of «wheels on the bus» with kids singing makes me feel like vomiting

[steep veldt]

now u do 😄

[rich sapphire]

Not this again

[willow owl]

Ban this guy of the face of the earth

[gritty vessel]

God please I hATE THAT SHIT

[nocturne plover]

He keeps making new accs

[willow owl]

I remember from yesterday

[tepid wigeon]

Its always so slow too

[last badger]

<@&745328830649991179>

[willow owl]

Bro where the mods at

[gritty vessel]

Maybe later when it's not 1am for me, if that's fine with you?

[willow owl]

Finally

[steep veldt]

i never understand these guys
Like what will u achive man
You will just get banned with 0 Damage to the server

[kindred crypt]

Anytime, just add or dm

[rich sapphire]

That guy needs to be ip banned

[tepid wigeon]

Worksholic you know its like 98% a dude

[uncut sable]

sorry bout that working on updating the automod

[tepid wigeon]

97%

[willow owl]

But 2100 is borderline cm thats like the top 0,01 of chess players

[gritty vessel]

Will add and dm later when I get off work today which, unfortunately will be 3pm for me. Going to be a loooooong day.

[kindred crypt]

It’s no problem, I’m Not flirting

[steep veldt]

it dosent matter
Most 2700s Were GM When they were my age

[gritty vessel]

Some form of satisfaction from raiding and saying bs

Apparently

[willow owl]

Mf you cant compare yourself to the best of the best😭

[steep veldt]

bruh why not

[tawdry cargo]

wsg guys i js joined

[gritty vessel]

I'm a biological female and I'm engaged.

[steep veldt]

interesting

[tawdry cargo]

@magnus carlsen

no magnus??

[kindred crypt]

Nice, I’m a biologically married male

[tepid wigeon]

95%

[kindred crypt]

lol

[willow owl]

Bigger chance to be a billionare than a grandmaster and thats only talking about them in general. Only like a handful of the thousands of them are 2700

[gritty vessel]

Don't need to prove anything to you.

[tepid wigeon]

I will refrain from doing as we did back then and asking for proof

[uncut sable]

congrats 🙂

[tepid wigeon]

Classic 2005

[ruby mirage]

Crazy

[steep veldt]

bro i train 8h a day everyday

[gritty vessel]

Lucky wife! Hope you two are smitten.

[kindred crypt]

You need to prove yourself on this chess board

[steep veldt]

i play for 10 years

[tepid wigeon]

Pics or it didnt happen

[gritty vessel]

WOMEN EXIST????????? NO WAY???????

[uncut sable]

I streamed my FACE and ppl still were like nah you’re faking it

[tepid wigeon]

Oh yeah? Then why do they not talk to me?

[ruby mirage]

What 😐

[uncut sable]

it’s crazy

[gritty vessel]

Well, not really engaged. We both decided it's 100% down the line, but thank you.

[kindred crypt]

She doesn’t like to play chess or to think, thinking at all gives her headaches

[uncut sable]

riddle me this !!!

[gritty vessel]

L

[steep veldt]

anitta should i quit chess

[ruby mirage]

ALL I SAID WAS CRAZY

[uncut sable]

that’s awesome anyway

[gritty vessel]

Skill issue

[uncut sable]

never you’re stuck here w us

[steep veldt]

but im stuck at my rating

[gritty vessel]

Thank you. It took a lot to get here but it's panning out really well! ❤️

[uncut sable]

@kindred crypt that was one of the first messages I got on chesscom from a dude I beat and now I work here so

[willow owl]

Oh congrats thats great

[uncut sable]

anyway sorry bout the spammer

[kindred crypt]

lol

[uncut sable]

cya kiddos

[gritty vessel]

Tysm!

[uncut sable]

take care

[willow owl]

Byeee

[ruby mirage]

Uh… bye?

[kindred crypt]

You cn also be my chess pupil

[mint adder]

I hate Lichess's new UI on studies so much @orchid sedge

[tepid wigeon]

I hope he is like 94% prepared to marry a guy

[steep veldt]

whats the update

[mint adder]

why do they do paratheses like that it's so fcking shit

[gritty vessel]

Femboys are hot, are you missing the memo, ragebaiter?

[tepid wigeon]

Do you? I dude, you too.

[mint adder]

we say 12.Bb1?! (12.Bc2) 12.Bd6?! (12.Qg6!) not whatever the hell they tryna show

[steep veldt]

thanks :3

[willow owl]

Im happy you're found someone

[tepid wigeon]

I am not a ragebaiter… my mastery of the arts go beyond

[mystic plinth]

Im a newbie in chess and i used a different website to analyze my game (im 500 elo) and it says i did 2 brilliant moves, can someone review it and tell me if i actually did that

[gritty vessel]

No need to thank. It's the truth. You're welcome though.

[steep veldt]

even if u did 2 brilliant move does it rlly matter?

[mystic plinth]

I still wanna know if i actually did that

[gritty vessel]

I force him to play VR with me and he loves (hates) it. He does play Chess, too. Knows more than me and I plan to drag him into here later.

[steep veldt]

focus on improvement

[orchid sedge]

I think it's better and more readable tbh

[willow owl]

But you''ll get there eventually just give yourself some time. Im not saying its impossible you'll get gm but be ready that you might not reach those expectations. Anyways you got this i belive in you Armin, you have alr done it before you can do it again

[willow owl]

Hi sir sir sir

[orchid sedge]

like objectivly and not subjectively speaking that's how variations should be notated I think

[mint adder]

what

[orchid sedge]

nonononono too many sirs, only two is what I am able to handle 😔

[orchid sedge]

like in chess books that's how notations looks like doesn't it?

and it's easier to read that way

[mint adder]

No…?

[mint adder]

Here we know exactly which move is deviation of what

The other what we don’t know which is the deviation of what

[orchid sedge]

OHH THAYSSS WHAT YOU MEAN OKAY

[steep veldt]

I HAVE TO MAN
anyway tysm muwah

[orchid sedge]

yeah that's weird asf, I thought you meant those like cuts on texts nvm

[mint adder]

No I love the cuts but what are those deviations

[orchid sedge]

yeaa this looks more like a bug tbh

[orchid sedge]

I'm more curious why are there three inaccurases in a row in a opening study

[ionic solar]

Hey

[limpid viper]

dobyvatel2 is typing vro

[small jungle]

I got back to 2000 vro

[limpid viper]

good stuff im tilted in blitz now

infact weren't you 2100 ur still tilted dobyvatel2

[small jungle]

I got like 120 elo in one day💀

[orchid sedge]

imagine being lower rated than dobyvatel that's a shame 😔

[limpid viper]

i fell ts in one day

[limpid viper]

actually i am 2 rating points higher in rapid rn

had to check

[small jungle]

I just played deutz gambit for quick wins ez

[uncut night]

Hello are you from Bahrain

[orchid sedge]

@small jungle bro youre lower rated than helo?? be ashamed of yourself 😞

[outer harness]

Finally reached 900 Elo 🙏

[limpid viper]

idk why but when i play someone higher rated than me i always play better

[small jungle]

Fr vro

[kindred crypt]

Sybau 💔

[limpid viper]

but when i play the dogshit players at 1800 blitz i for some reason play ass

[steep veldt]

no why i knowarabic

[small jungle]

Once I learn giris najdorf lines imma be 2200 trust

[kindred crypt]

LET'S GOO KEEP IT UP 🔥🔥

[steep veldt]

Who is you man

[orchid sedge]

try Robert Plunkett's najdorf trust

[outer harness]

Got to 908 Elo, wanted to stop there because i was probably gonna lose, i decided to play more now I'm 930, hell yeah

[uncut night]

Cuz you had Bahrain flag in your bio

[small jungle]

Tbh I don't know any lines rn I usually just play into scheveningen

[rough path]

I was just watching giris najdorf video on yt but quit after I couldn't understand much

[steep veldt]

cuz i know arabic

[steep veldt]

no

[small jungle]

Doesn't he explain the moves in the course

[kindred crypt]

Hell yeah

[small jungle]

I need to finish how to reassess your chess first tho

[uncut night]

I assumed it meant it was your Arabic dialect

[rough path]

Maybe in the course in yt vid nah not in detail

[steep veldt]

how old r u?

[small jungle]

21

[kindred crypt]

Hello👀

[willow owl]

Muwah

[steep veldt]

Whats ur goal of chess ?

[small jungle]

Didn't know it was on yt tbh I watch the chessable course

[small jungle]

Idk tbh it used to be 2000 cc

[willow owl]

You deserve 3 sirs sir😔

[rough path]

Yeah chessable course is probably better

[kindred crypt]

@kindred crypt my god its the Oxygen himself, how's it been

[small jungle]

Rn it's probably 2200 rapid online but I wanna start otb

[gritty vessel]

[steep veldt]

Whats like ur FINAL goal of chess

u want to make money of it?

[small jungle]

I'm not crazy vro

[kindred crypt]

It is amazing, I skipped school today

[oblique dagger]

Omg french guy

[kindred crypt]

That's cringe , whyd u skip

[steep veldt]

then just quit

[small jungle]

Meh it's fun

[steep veldt]

heloo

[oblique dagger]

Are u french ;3

[steep veldt]

then dont waste ur time on it
js 30 min a day

[small jungle]

Nah I like wasting time on chess

[steep veldt]

i live in france does that make me a french :3

[kindred crypt]

I had to go to the doctor for the HPV

[willow owl]

You can play it as a hobby i dont see anything wrong with it if people like it

[kindred crypt]

Relatable

[oblique dagger]

Do u speak french everyday owo

[kindred crypt]

Ahhh , my apologies man

[steep veldt]

not everyday but i dod

[willow owl]

Tu es français?

[steep veldt]

it SUCKS

[kindred crypt]

No problem👀

[oblique dagger]

How are u 2650elo btw 😭

[small jungle]

2100 fide

[steep veldt]

i trainy i sleepy i worky

[oblique dagger]

Thats like 2x my rating

[limpid viper]

so basically when someone loves chess rlly much

they get together and get high elo

[oblique dagger]

What is high elo

[small jungle]

Just watch all gothams videos and you'll get to 2600 too

[oblique dagger]

Im 0 fide

[limpid viper]

watch gotham chess videos and ur staying at 500

[steep veldt]

it means ur high and have ego

[steep veldt]

That dude dosent teach u anything

[kindred crypt]

Real

[small jungle]

Ngl his chessly course on deutz gambit is good

[somber gate]

ok "dobyvatel2"

[oblique dagger]

What do u even learn at 2600 😭

[kindred crypt]

He's good for beginners but at a higher elo he ain't that great

[small jungle]

Ok light

[limpid viper]

how the pieces move

2600s are all overrated anyway

[steep veldt]

max 1800 cc imo

[kindred crypt]

Chess, it's the same as any level

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

[oblique dagger]

What

[steep veldt]

MIDDLEGAME UNDERSTANDING

[oblique dagger]

I dont learn chess go improve

[kindred crypt]

You learn chess at every level different nuances of it

[steep veldt]

i saw ur bio

[oblique dagger]

Bro learning phylosophy 🙏

[small jungle]

phylosophy💔

[kindred crypt]

😳

[mint adder]

I’m copying it from a book

[steep veldt]

dm me pretti

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[oblique dagger]

Roleplay in dm 🥶

[kindred crypt]

Later have a dentist appointment rn

[kindred crypt]

That bozo might extract a tooth next month

[small jungle]

Wisdom tooth?

[kindred crypt]

Apparently I have 4 extra teeth which needs extraction🗣️

[small jungle]

Ahhh wisdom teeth

[kindred crypt]

Ye

[steep veldt]

i feel u 😭

[small jungle]

Good luck you're gonna need it

Especially if they'll extract all four at once

[kindred crypt]

I am not going to survive that ordeal whenever it is going to happen they gon torture me 4 days in a row 1 tooth a day

[steep veldt]

it dosent hurt tho

[kindred crypt]

Till now I don't have experience which is why I am shi scared

[steep veldt]

dont be scared

ill hug u

[kindred crypt]

:3

[limpid viper]

vros gonna see the tooth fairy

[kindred crypt]

The ratio of high rated players being femboys is really high in this server

3 out of every 4 2200+ player I see here is a femboy

[steep veldt]

isnt that good tho?

[kindred crypt]

There's gotta be a research study on this

[kindred crypt]

True more femboys is always good

[steep veldt]

exactly

r u lf a coach?

[kindred crypt]

Yeah to intermediates and beginners

[somber gate]

i can coach beginners dont mind my chess.com rating its still provisional cuz i dont play cc im working on it

[oblique dagger]

w<

[steep veldt]

i am here :3

[oblique dagger]

Impostor

[kindred crypt]

U do not fall into any of those 2 categories 💀

[steep veldt]

bruh im a goood teacher

[oblique dagger]

Bro is nearly cm how is that even close to intermediaire 😭

[small jungle]

Closer to beginner

[somber gate]

hi im intermediate

[steep veldt]

i can teach intermediates bruv

[kindred crypt]

Oh I misinterpreted it then yeah sure you can teach we can discuss further details in dms, I teach for an online institution looking for more coaches basically

[oblique dagger]

Arent u like advanced or smth

[steep veldt]

aight lmk

GUYS THATS IT IM GONNA START MY OWN SERVER

WHOS WITH ME

[oblique dagger]

Mememe

[somber gate]

1600 cc provisional my strength in cc is like 1700-1800 i think thats

[severe crystal]

Can you teach me? I am stuck at 1100

[oblique dagger]

Ill obey like a dog >_<

[somber gate]

intermediate for sure

[steep veldt]

are u a femboy

[steep veldt]

good boy

[oblique dagger]

Play more puzzles and easy 2000

[severe crystal]

Definitely not

[oblique dagger]

Thx daddy >w<

[steep veldt]

WHO EVER WANTS TO CREATE A SERVER W ME ADD ME RN

[kindred crypt]

Armin likes to groom femboys won't take other students

[oblique dagger]

Mememe

[steep veldt]

😊

[oblique dagger]

I have no skill but ill be a pet

https://tenor.com/view/shiroko-vs-shiroko-terror-slap-blue-archive-gif-4419852468977762072

[steep veldt]

i think i have to reward you

[limpid sleet]

hello armin

[steep veldt]

hi

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/n-no-boykisser-tail-gif-7038898079225597620

[limpid sleet]

hru

[kindred crypt]

Chat is too freaky for me

[oblique dagger]

Hi pro

[steep veldt]

good ty

wbu

[steep veldt]

DAWG UR PFP 😭

[oblique dagger]

Its a cute bunny

[kindred crypt]

I am pretty right?

[steep veldt]

did i allow u to talk?

[severe crystal]

Oh yes I totally forgot to play puzzles nowadays

[oblique dagger]

Sorry master TwT

[steep veldt]

bad boy

[kindred crypt]

Bro what is this rp💀

[somber gate]

thats NOT your pfp buddy

[steep veldt]

ts is NOT tuff 😭

[kindred crypt]

It's me frfr

<@&745328830649991179>

[oblique dagger]

<@&745328830649991179>

[somber gate]

<@&745328830649991179>

[severe crystal]

If you do again I will ping server mod

[steep veldt]

get a job man

[limpid sleet]

💀

[kindred crypt]

It's the same guy again and again bruh

[limpid sleet]

gtk 😁

hi @oblique dagger

[oblique dagger]

Hi master

[limpid sleet]

:3

[steep veldt]

who's my good boy?

[oblique dagger]

Mememe

[limpid sleet]

u'r a mommy?

[kindred crypt]

😭

[random ferry]

hi

[limpid sleet]

hehe

[rich sapphire]

What did I just log into

[somber gate]

an average day in the chess.com server

[steep veldt]

chat ded

[foggy comet]

im not even 2k fide myself rn

[kindred crypt]

How , bro im 1702

[torn sparrow]

2k fdie

[foggy comet]

because i suck

[steep veldt]

wats ur fide

[somber gate]

i want a good chess.com theme someone

drop ur themes

[torn sparrow]

0.000

[surreal igloo]

Cosmos

[kindred crypt]

We both suck 🔥

[random ferry]

what opening should i learn

to get 1500-1600 rapid

[steep veldt]

hmm

[random ferry]

and what for 1800-2000 bullet

[small jungle]

Najdorf vro

[surreal igloo]

Whatever u want

[kindred crypt]

[torn sparrow]

Learn the clesicall sicillian

[surreal igloo]

Sodium attack

[random ferry]

like im currrently 1420 so what to improve to that

an opening that is good to improve

[foggy comet]

stonewall

[limpid viper]

why did i look at this position for a good 10 seconds and nto realize he hung his queen

[rich sapphire]

The Nah attack

[sinful current]

Bird

[foggy comet]

stonewall is the chess equivalent of midladder decks

[kindred crypt]

e4

[limpid viper]

took me 13 seconds to realize bros queen was hanging

[small jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1397663692652285953/peeposhy-pepe-the-frog-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[random ferry]

buddy im not stupid

[foggy comet]

ik a 2k fide guy who plays bird

[kindred crypt]

[sinful current]

He doesn't know how knights move

[small jungle]

Same vro I always miss hanging pieces💔

[torn sparrow]

Its the effect of being mid

[rich sapphire]

Do you want me to say what I think or say what I think you want me to say?

[limpid viper]

i want you to say what you think

[surreal igloo]

The chess opening

[rich sapphire]

I think you're trash

[surreal igloo]

Lol

[limpid viper]

fair

[limpid viper]

greenflower come get the smoke

[sinful current]

I always thought isabelle was a sheep

[foggy comet]

with the bird you're basically saying "take the advantage but u still have to beat me"

[somber gate]

guys cant we upload custom backrounds into chess.com anymore

[small jungle]

Refuted by froms gambit vro

[torn sparrow]

I low-key adopted you vro

[limpid viper]

vro i went 2.5-2.5 against bones yesterday and today i went 2-2 against kel its ur turn

[surreal igloo]

@sinful current this Isabelle is not a sheep dog,

[somber gate]

can someone help

[foggy comet]

theres a 2k fide here who plays it regularly

[surreal igloo]

Lol I punnned myself

[somber gate]

nvm i got it

[surreal igloo]

You can

[torn sparrow]

Our last games bro 8.5-0.5 keep yapping

[limpid viper]

okay hop on then greenflower

chat i think greenflower might be scared of me now

[surreal igloo]

Indeed use custom background less than 2 mb

[torn sparrow]

Ok come 3 0 unrated vro

Vro is stacking excuses rn

[hollow pine]

how do you get VIP reffer

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hello-chat-funny-annoying-gif-8664986189922990414

[worldly jasper]

Let's talk about the Alienware gambit

[plucky kelp]

Let's talk about the Rolling Rook gambit

[mild kernel]

Stream karunga koi ayoge

[hollow pine]

ok

[gilded flare]

ya

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-cat-hi-hello-gif-22501537

[sudden sonnet]

*aaoge

[somber gate]

i cant find a good chess.com theme for the life of me

[sudden sonnet]

try the icy sea pieces

sorry i meant board

[torn sparrow]

3d pieces are better vro

[hollow pine]

how much time it took you to reach 2k+

[rich sapphire]

The oregano opening

[sudden sonnet]

sed

i disagree but ok

[sudden sonnet]

idk. i started playing chess 5 years ago, but ive only played competitively for a year or so in the middle. You can probably do it much faster

[hollow pine]

sounds great

[sudden sonnet]

that small competitive stint gave me around 500-600 rating points for reference

[hollow pine]

im lowkey newbie only rated 350

[torn sparrow]

You didn't use them but still dare to disagree

[hollow pine]

I don't get it

[sudden sonnet]

a year, maybe 2 to 2k

[limpid viper]

no

[sudden sonnet]

no like, for a year I was taking the game more seriously (playing every day, learning openings, etc). In that duration I gained 500-600 points

[hollow pine]

London works everytime? or I gotta learn a bunch of different openings

[sudden sonnet]

I think thats when I went 1400-1900

[torn sparrow]

Run away

[limpid viper]

im on severe tilt i don't want to play you anymore

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamenthusiastic

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2007 (2008 peak)
Blitz: 1818 (1986 peak)
Bullet: 1904 (1909 peak)

[torn sparrow]

The London works every single time vro

[hollow pine]

oh well it took equal dedication and consistency overall

[small jungle]

The best thing about the london is that you don't have to play it

[hollow pine]

well chess if fun

[sudden sonnet]

then the next 2 years I spent very casually so only 150 points +

[plucky kelp]

Me when the:

[torn sparrow]

Is this how to get 1980 fide

[long pulsar]

Colle system is the London but more fun

[plucky kelp]

i dropped down to 1950 since last tournament

[torn sparrow]

Simple trick vro

[subtle hemlock]

hello

[sudden sonnet]

not really haha. im not the best person to ask about chess improvement. Most of my time goes in uni stuff

[torn sparrow]

Report your opponents

[subtle hemlock]

hello

[sudden sonnet]

i play london every game as white

[plucky kelp]

nvm my fide somehow didn't get updated despite the tournament being played in august

[sudden sonnet]

i believe ive changed openings thrice

[sudden sonnet]

damn fide player

my rating's gone inactive lmfao

[long pulsar]

Have you tried the colle system?

[torn sparrow]

This is why you don't get a fide rating

Fide ratings are wasted time

[sudden sonnet]

no. ill search it on yt thanks

[sudden sonnet]

to be fair it seemed like a good idea then

[long pulsar]

It’s the London but without the bishop

[sudden sonnet]

but now i just spend my days doing work none of my professors/supervisors will ever care to read

[hollow pine]

the ratings we're given after the game review is our ratings in the game overall? i barely even push 1000 and my normal rating is 350

[sudden sonnet]

yep

[willow owl]

Hi torbith

[plucky kelp]

Hi beans

[willow owl]

Hows my favorite Italian top players doing?

[limpid viper]

im 170 points from my peak bro

[heavy cedar]

How many times have u blundered ur bishop?

[steep veldt]

Oh god

[small jungle]

What is ts vro💔

[torn sparrow]

dragon theory spam

[kindred crypt]

is there a way I can politely ask my crush how much she weighs?

[torn sparrow]

unemployed max

[torn sparrow]

no way vro

[steep veldt]

d6 be cryin

[limpid sleet]

e6 dragon

[somber gate]

wow this guy is so smart

also greenflowah im coming for your challenge

my provisional rating is almost out t

[shut agate]

tf

[harsh spruce]

If you speak in suessian it may be kinda cute

[steep veldt]

guys is it normal to find a lots of chesssable courses for free?

[flint heath]

UwU

[kindred crypt]

whats suessian

[plucky kelp]

this is like building a house for a cat and a dog, you build a bed for the dog and then you build another bed for the dog

[somber gate]

Good Lady, May I asketh how doth you weightus?

[flint heath]

How much you packing fine huzz

[harsh spruce]

Dr seuss language

[sinful current]

How heavy are you

[kindred crypt]

Ah, these are good answers

[final pebble]

played after a long time lost 3 won 1(rapid)

[kindred crypt]

Does the earth's rotation slow down when you stand up?

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/ipad-kid-playing-minecraft-and-watching-youtube-shorts-ipad-kid-thingstoryx-gif-4913695962410316975

[kindred crypt]

I've got planets orbiting me

[limpid sleet]

tf

[slow folio]

chat

I keep losing 1300 elo on chesscom but won a 2100 and 1800 elo otb

[turbid garden]

Guys I created a puzzle

Mate in 3 for white

[slow folio]

💀 wtf

[turbid garden]

Also can u rate this puzzle

[nocturne plover]

I'm 1 match away from 1800

[slow folio]

qd4+?

[kindred crypt]

Overrated ahh country

[torn sparrow]

very interesting

[turbid garden]

Black knight is checking the white king

[slow folio]

ah then rxd7+

[turbid garden]

?????

[slow folio]

I played as white here

[turbid garden]

Guys

[fossil bloom]

How long will this undefeated streak last?

[turbid garden]

Solve this puzzle

[trail tulip]

U jinxed it

[trail tulip]

Horse checks king

[somber gate]

hi

[spring lion]

Qd4

[kindred crypt]

Rapid moment

[trail tulip]

Whos playinf

[turbid garden]

Bro 😭 black knight is checking white king

[slow folio]

rxh7+ rxh7
qd4+ qe5
qxe5+ rg7
qxg7#

[turbid garden]

Puzzle i created

[trail tulip]

White or black

[spring lion]

Nuh uh it isnt

[nocturne plover]

Rxh7+

[broken flower]

Thats you lil bro

[turbid garden]

Ok

[slow folio]

correct? @turbid garden

[turbid garden]

No

[nocturne plover]

Rxh7 Nxh7

[trail tulip]

Horse g6 is just checkmate

[slow folio]

ahhh

[trail tulip]

Im confused

[slow folio]

sorry my eyes have problem

[turbid garden]

Is it really that hard to solve

I littraly thought of this puzzle while listening to music

[nocturne plover]

Isn't it Rxh7

[turbid garden]

And i made it in my mind

[slow folio]

rxh7+ nxh7+
qxh7+ rxh7
ng6#

yah it’s M3

[trail tulip]

Whos playing white or black

[stoic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[slow folio]

nah my eyes have problem but uh about 1700-1800 puzzle rating I guess so

[turbid garden]

Also there are 2 mate in 3s

[slow folio]

I prefer otb more

[turbid garden]

I mean from the scale from 1-10

[slow folio]

average 7

[trail tulip]

Who the FK is playing white or black

[turbid garden]

Bro it's a puzzle i created

[trail tulip]

R u stupid

[turbid garden]

😭

[trail tulip]

Who gets to play first

[turbid garden]

White obv

[trail tulip]

Jesus christ this server is dumb af

[slow folio]

white

[trail tulip]

Mate in 1 knight g6

??????????

[turbid garden]

Didn't I say it was mate In 3 white to play?

[slow folio]

wtf the knight is checking the king?

[turbid garden]

Oh my god

Says the guy who called me stupid

[slow folio]

jesus christ this server is smart af im dying

[trail tulip]

No u didnt

[turbid garden]

..

Also even if u didn't know

[slow folio]

uhm the mesaage was gone idk

[turbid garden]

Is there even a MI3 for black?

[slow folio]

black is checking white’s king

[trail tulip]

Im about to punch a hole through a wall

[slow folio]

so not black’s move

that’s a case

[somber gate]

my bullet provisional rating is making me have a rating of 12890371023 in bullet

[turbid garden]

This mishu guy

Stay mad

[slow folio]

bro that’s also a basic’s knowledge you should know if you play chess

just accept the mistake you made don’t be mad

[trail tulip]

This is my view rn having breakfast

[slow folio]

nice

[turbid garden]

Nice

Now get out of hear and eat 😭

[trail tulip]

Im waiting for it

[slow folio]

but yah I still cant believe I won 2 matches this morning against someone I never expected to win

💀

[limpid sleet]

nah, I dont watch yt shoirts. Instead I make yt shorts :3

[somber gate]

whats ur channel

[kindred crypt]

I caught you on discord online

[kindred crypt]

The time have finally came

[limpid sleet]

😂

[limpid sleet]

my discord username

[kindred crypt]

@kindred crypt what’s your ♟️ account? Also love the Nietzsche quote 🐐

[limpid sleet]

friend her right now https://link.chess.com/friend/0YFYuu

[somber gate]

ion see send link in dm

[gilded flare]

did you win againt enjoychess_youtube(2600)??
He upload your match video 🫠

[limpid sleet]

THE FU** REALLY?!

[kindred crypt]

Oh cool 🙌

[limpid sleet]

lemme watch :3

[limpid viper]

alien gambit players are usually quite ass but i respect them

[gilded flare]

yaa bro

[limpid viper]

more than the mfs who will retreat the knight cause they get too scared

[gilded flare]

https://youtu.be/Obvj-p4-c64?si=rJmE8RbTEyUwWaOa

[limpid sleet]

W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️

[limpid sleet]

thank u to that guy :3

I also commented to his video :3 hehe

[gilded flare]

yeah i see

[trail tulip]

What game is good

[trail tulip]

Wym man

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-cringe-gif-26633208

[nocturne plover]

1796 one match to 1800🥶

1800 reached

[steep veldt]

lets play

[fossil bloom]

In college rn, also I don't want to lose da streak

[balmy python]

I just broke a 5 loss streak 💀

[mint adder]

i have not

[dapper raptor]

Bro I just got a message saying that one of my recent opponents was cheating

[mint adder]

@steep veldt why haven't you apply for the CM title yet

[dapper raptor]

In 500 elo 😭

Wtf

Also what are the best openings to learn if I'm new but like to play aggro?

Not new but dumb and washed

[steep veldt]

im not 2200 😭

[subtle thicket]

Noob

[trim wraith]

e4 for aggro

[steep veldt]

2154

[mint adder]

buddy what the hell is your bio

[random ferry]

GM when

[steep veldt]

what about it?

[limpid viper]

you spelt languages wrong vro

[steep veldt]

ik

too lazy to change it

[limpid viper]

fair

[ashen ibex]

yo

[willow dome]

dude

[ashen ibex]

whats up guys

[willow dome]

i got timedout

[limpid viper]

nothing much hbu

[steep veldt]

how to get the NM title?

[willow dome]

for this

[mint adder]

your bio said your FIDE was 2200 that's why I asked lol

[steep veldt]

it dosent say 2200?

[limpid viper]

how are you 2100 fide and don't know this 💀

[mint adder]

2205 to be exact, unless that's rapid elo or blitz

[steep veldt]

ITS 2105

[mint adder]

urm

buddy?

[steep veldt]

OH MY CC

[mint adder]

that's it I'm arresting you for misinformation

[steep veldt]

MISSPELL

[mint adder]

say goodbye buddy you so cooked

[steep veldt]

my bad

damn

[balmy python]

Don’t ever set foot in southern India.

[ashen ibex]

Loll

[kindred crypt]

'quiet a skillful player' 👍 peak engrish

[ashen ibex]

idk how tf I won 6 rapid games in a row

[steep veldt]

misspells everywhere

[brazen ibex]

Are u 2200 fide

[steep veldt]

no 2105

2154 rapid

[brazen ibex]

dont u have a fide rating

?

[steep veldt]

bruh i litreally just told u my fide rating

[brazen ibex]

Oh mb

[kindred crypt]

Someday I'll also have a high fide rating when I have enough money to move out of India🗣️

[ashen ibex]

Lol good luck

[brazen ibex]

What is 1816 fide equivalent to in chesscom

[limpid viper]

vro just play fide tournaments in india

[kindred crypt]

fide and online ratings have no correlation there's no conversion

[brazen ibex]

like

do u think 1816 fide is better than 2500 cc

[slow verge]

how to get out of 500 elo rapid

[brazen ibex]

Keep playing

[ashen ibex]

Puzzles buddy

[kindred crypt]

I do but it's harder here to get a high fide rating cus this region is extremely underrated like Uzbekistan and China as well

[limpid viper]

just be the next gukesh vro

[slow verge]

any free sites for puzzles other than chess.com

[ashen ibex]

lichess.org

[brazen ibex]

no im the next gukesh

[kindred crypt]

as I said there is no comparison, I know people at 2650 cc and 1700 fide and people at 2000 lc and 2150 fide there is no correlation between online and otb classical

[brazen ibex]

l!chess

[ashen ibex]

unlimited puzzles

[ashen ibex]

yeah

[kindred crypt]

Someday I shall move out to europe to farm fide rating playing here is torture facing some random super underrated 8 yr old every other round

[brazen ibex]

Okay

[nocturne plover]

Bro i hit 1800

[midnight dust]

is this suspicious for a game that lasted for 10 moves
my opponent is 1k rated

[kindred crypt]

YOOO CONGRATS GREAT JOB!

[kindred crypt]

for 10 moves no

[nocturne plover]

Depends on the game

[ashen ibex]

No, for 10 moves, definitely not

[limpid viper]

just prepare for then and become as strong as you can in the mean time fr

[steep veldt]

i want a title

[kindred crypt]

same

[ashen ibex]

Grind fide tourneys

[nocturne plover]

Ah thanks my accuracy is between 80 to 90 percent in most games..
Like mistakes are less but many inaccuracies..
Dk how to correct it

[steep veldt]

what was ur fide?

[brazen ibex]

W

[steep veldt]

no money

[limpid viper]

get a job

[ashen ibex]

Valid point

[kindred crypt]

only 1850 ish but it's India so.... yeah

[steep veldt]

whats wrng w india?

[ashen ibex]

Kids will beat you in india

[brazen ibex]

do u guys need money for fide tourneys

[steep veldt]

kids will beat you in iran too

[kindred crypt]

Underrated region like Uzbek and China, harder area to farm rating

[steep veldt]

YES TRAVEL COSTS