💬〡chess-talk

[mint adder]

how tf I went from one game away to 2200 to this fcking tilt

am I just cursed or simply stupid

[nimble arch]

Flan, I was 2096 THREE YEARS AGO
IT TOOK TWO YEARS TO GET TO 2100 AFTER I TILTED TO 1900

Its not that bad lamo

oh fr? 💀

[mint adder]

broski how much do you grind

[nimble arch]

uh I used to do it a lot

that tilt broke me

[mint adder]

if you grind like three games a day you have a life and you should be thankful

[flint heath]

ayy

[mint adder]

and ofc it's gonna take like two years

for somebody who's actively studying chess and doing everything that people are calling "correct" dude I can't stand these fcking tilts

[nimble arch]

stop tilting

[mint adder]

like literally whenever I almost reach a milestone I tilt

yall can't make this shit up

[nimble arch]

homie you are not gonna win article on the month for raging again

[mint adder]

do I give a fck anymore?

[distant pelican]

[nimble arch]

detach urself from ur rating

[mint adder]

chess.com are fcking scumbags they revoked my participation into coachchamps because apparently I'm "too good"??

I don't even gaf about that blog of the month

[nimble arch]

thats normal

why is this suprising

[mint adder]

they told me buddy you're too good

[distant pelican]

???

[nimble arch]

OH YOU AGAIN

[mint adder]

ahh that guy again nice

[distant pelican]

<@&745328830649991179>

[nimble arch]

Ok but like this many accounts?

[nocturne quarry]

<@&745328830649991179>

[mint adder]

I'm not even gonna bothered pinging mods

[nimble arch]

Guys stop pinging mods without replying to the message

[sterile pebble]

Me when im unemployed

[nimble arch]

Like seriously didnt we tlak about this already

[distant pelican]

Eh. They'll see it.

[nimble arch]

none of yall did this the last time

[nocturne quarry]

🤣

[mint adder]

bro only mods available 💀

all three of them are useless

[nimble arch]

<@&745328830649991179> Hi its this guy again

[mint adder]

well jeffrey is at least funny

[nimble arch]

what did children do to you bro

[nocturne quarry]

at least its not little kids

[nimble arch]

bros making it worse

[distant pelican]

Kids are still kids. smh

[nimble arch]

what if its just like a really small person

[nocturne quarry]

u can call a 30 year old a kid

[distant pelican]

HOLY-

[nocturne quarry]

💀

[nimble arch]

well at least it isnt large this itme

[distant pelican]

WHERE ARE THE MODS???

[nimble arch]

that one is larger

[nocturne quarry]

LMFAO bro is not helping

[nimble arch]

honestly atp I might actually apply for mod

actually hell no those mods can burn

[nocturne quarry]

me when im unemployed

[distant pelican]

Please do.

[nimble arch]

im not dealing with this shit

[azure pivot]

mods when a lichess link is posted mods when this shit gets spammed😴

[nocturne quarry]

unpaid slavery

[nimble arch]

Ok but mods only take action because neruolink reports it

[nocturne quarry]

why

[azure pivot]

the mods are shit

[nocturne quarry]

@timid crest check dms

[azure pivot]

like genuinly the mods are worse then the people spamming this stuff

[nimble arch]

like the whole channel is neruolink

[nocturne quarry]

he got banned

[distant pelican]

LETSGO

[azure pivot]

i remember neuro streaming geoguesser

[nimble arch]

oh good job

[azure pivot]

shouldve reported him smh

[distant pelican]

Thank you, whoever took action.

[nimble arch]

mods I sitll do not want to be a mod

[mint adder]

can yall give fots to me already

anitta can you give me fots

[turbid jewel]

I did

[nimble arch]

how did brick get fots

[mint adder]

why is brick fots and not me

[nimble arch]

idk

[mint adder]

pixel do you think I should be fots

i'm so friendly to everybody I'm the most handsome mf alive

[magic shard]

no

[mint adder]

well that's a subjective opinion to an objective fact

[distant pelican]

The heck is FOTS?

[balmy python]

Almost a discord mod

[ivory rivet]

hiii

[flint heath]

are you doryetuosenbcakohn?

[steep veldt]

is server dead

[winter grove]

If I showed you this mate, what move number would you think it was

[novel marsh]

h

took a pawn

[lunar shore]

Im stuck at 1400 elo .how to improve

[winter grove]

What move number doofus

[novel marsh]

remove the gm tag, watch less gotham, stop binging hikaru, watch the giga chad 1945-98 chess games in order from january 1945 to december 98 and you will have learned enough chess to be a gm

[novel marsh]

idfk, rh5xh4

[winter grove]

Or just keep studying, playing and doing puzzles and reviewing

[thorn cliff]

i just got flagged a queen up and my opp had 1 pawn left

[winter grove]

N U M B E R

[lunar shore]

I did not watch gotham,hikaru.okay

[lunar shore]

Im doing it on daily basis for past 6months still no improvement

[magic shard]

why

[winter grove]

you'll hit a peak, trust me

[thorn cliff]

move 30

[lunar shore]

🙌okay

[novel marsh]

puzzles only help with seeing patterns, and reviewing games doesnt help if opponents blunder every piece every move and you just dont see that, instead just watch pro matches since 1945 or whenever the first game was recorded on cam, and watch every championship game since then and learn from the pros

[winter grove]

sometimes you have to walk a plateu before hiking a mountain

[thorn cliff]

chess improvement is not linear

[lunar shore]

Noted

[winter grove]

You shouldn't only learn your chess from professional games, there's a reason they're gm's and we aren't yet

yes it would help, but you can't solely learn from professional games

[mint adder]

If you’re that low on time sack the queen for the pawn, at least a draw

[thorn cliff]

bro i tried... i had 0.8s to take 3 pawns and couldn't get the last one in time

[winter grove]

I legit thought you put a random line on an image for a sec lol

[winter grove]

Move 20

[mint adder]

Happens

[thorn cliff]

also had this - how many great moves do i need to win a chess game?

[novel marsh]

if you watch the pro games you will know every opening, every move order and every possible line for every opening by the first 2000 matches, every mid game tactic by the 2nd 2000 matches, and end game tactic from the final 2k matches

or however many were played since 1945

and memorize all the lines

[winter grove]

Sometimes you don't have to have any

[novel marsh]

and therefor you learn the entirety of the game

[thorn cliff]

my rapid looks a lot better

[winter grove]

Bro he's a 1400, let him learn 1500-1600 stuff, not 2600+ yet

[thorn cliff]

you do not need to know the "entirety" of the game until you are a GM

[novel marsh]

if you memorize all the openings from professional games, and all the side lines and their best moves and tadaa you instantly become gm equivalent

[winter grove]

My highest was 3200 smth

[winter grove]

Now I'm 1900 puzzles 😭

I've stopped caring about the rating tho and just gone to try and see the right ways to solve them

[thorn cliff]

i need to improve my clock management

[radiant swan]

lemme take 4 rating from u it'll be 2222

[steep veldt]

y'all reccomend me a coach

[thorn cliff]

ayo hell no 4 rating is like 4 liters of blood

[bright yacht]

nah bro double check with a mate is crazy

[steep veldt]

im stuck HELP GUYS
I CANT GET OVER MY ELO

[thorn cliff]

stuck at 2700 elo?

[somber lark]

2600-2799 😭

[thorn cliff]

man i feel bad

[nocturne plover]

Why am I getting matched a lot with people 100 elo lower than me

[urban bay]

Puzzle points update | 1.3 million is old news, 1.4 million now

[steep veldt]

YES

[steep veldt]

FOR GODS SAKE

[ruby mirage]

Imagine

[steep veldt]

IM NOT IMPROVING

[strange bobcat]

fr I am deadass stuck

[nocturne plover]

Bro just get a good coach why are you asking here

[nocturne plover]

Imagine you are 2700 and can't beat levy😭

[steep veldt]

My coach is ignoring me bruh

i need a new one

[nocturne plover]

Get a new one then bruh it ain't that hard getting a good coach if you can pay

[steep veldt]

Money aint the problem sending the money is

[somber lark]

cant you just solve puzzles from books

[strange bobcat]

havent even played him

[shut agate]

is this cap

[steep veldt]

i can

ineed a goddamn c oach to help me IN tournaments

[nocturne plover]

Get someone near you

[steep veldt]

they aint good

[nocturne plover]

Where do you live

Come to India or China you'll get beaten by 12y olds

[steep veldt]

The great 🇮🇷

[steep veldt]

bro watches chess from youtube

[nocturne plover]

Get parham maghsoodlo to coach you then

[steep veldt]

bro 😭

[nocturne plover]

I'm from India I've once seen a 15y old beating an I'M bro

[kindred crypt]

We just be moving shit to move shit huh

[steep veldt]

im 15 and i just beat an IM in my last tournament and i feel like a failure

[kindred crypt]

This is in fact cap

[kindred crypt]

Bros trying to max every category

[steep veldt]

dude everyone my age are ATLEAST 2300

[kindred crypt]

Hey man I’m 19 and I’m 1650 yall have to be breeding like chess super soldiers where you’re from

It’s honestly crazy to me

[steep veldt]

bro well chess aint ur main thing i think in life right?
Like u do it as hobby
If i fail in this thing ill be homeless

[shut agate]

yea ok

[kindred crypt]

I wish you the best of luck then man, if you’re 15 soloing IMs like this you got a bright future ahead

And yeah chess isn’t my main thing I do it for fun

[steep veldt]

thanks man you too
and if u want to improve js watch chessable courses and improve ur endgame

[kindred crypt]

Just be moving shit to move shit man like this is absurd

[shut agate]

[kindred crypt]

Appreciate it brah I’ve been thinking about investing in it, I’ll check it out soon

[kindred crypt]

is this the netherlands?

[urban bay]

you're 15 rated 2700??

[steep veldt]

its china dawg

[steep veldt]

Yes iknow i suck

[kindred crypt]

okay thanks

[shut agate]

where r u from

[steep veldt]

iran

[shut agate]

oh then no wonder

[steep veldt]

wha 😭

[urban bay]

do you ever challenge normies in your class / age range just to pub stomp?

[shut agate]

i mean all 2300

[shut agate]

kids are strong i mean

[steep veldt]

sorry but what does pub stomp mean ? 😭

[urban bay]

wipe the floor and destroy them

[steep veldt]

Yeah sadly

[shut agate]

if Thailand then age 16 average candidates would be 1800 cc

[steep veldt]

nah they dont play
schools suckks here

[shut agate]

fide 1600

[steep veldt]

u from thailand?

[shut agate]

ye

[urban bay]

have you ever tried hussling people in NYC

[steep veldt]

bangok?

[shut agate]

yep

but i live in beijing china rn

[azure plank]

ic

[steep veldt]

NYC?

[modest spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-funny-lick-tongue-out-gif-8462980183024852294

[urban bay]

you speak chinese?

[thick pond]

chat which is best opening for black and white ?

[steep veldt]

ill go there next month

[shut agate]

yea im an advanced user

[azure plank]

depends on ur playing style

[steep veldt]

do u want a cheap coach

[shut agate]

e4 & e5/d5 against d4

[steep veldt]

how do u win against the four knigt & Scotch gambit

[shut agate]

play an equal middlegame and compete in endgame

[lapis vessel]

I’m a beginner but I’ve seen lots of success with just E4 pawn and then bring out knights to protect. If your opponent lets yo bring out d4 then do that as well

[thick pond]

erm i am 400 elo and i saw people here are 2000= elo

thank you guys for advice

[lapis vessel]

C4 or b5 bishop is good too 🙂

[azure plank]

play b3 with white and b6 with black, ezz

[shut agate]

8+3 bro 💀

[lapis vessel]

Idk if I explained it very well

[steep veldt]

how exactly?

[shut agate]

check my openingtree i dont remember as well

[lone totem]

i like this time signature bro, dunno about the time control

[steep veldt]

wats ur fide rting?

[lone totem]

armiinn sup

[shut agate]

1900 rapid 1700 classical

[steep veldt]

wassup

[steep veldt]

how many tournaments u play?

[shut agate]

dont remember but around 100 rapid games total

[last badger]

My opponent hung a queen and is now stalling the clock out .-.

[steep veldt]

classical?

[shut agate]

around 30

[steep veldt]

guys if i get 2300 rapid will my K in rapid be still 40?

[shut agate]

i think no

[somber lark]

no

[lapis vessel]

Sorry im new to chess whats classical I’ve only been playing rapid

[lone totem]

oh, wait a second

[shut agate]

it just means an otb time control that is above 1 hour

[lone totem]

this means, theres no difference in my elo-fluctuation whether i play 0 games or 15 games? (FIDE Rated)

[steep veldt]

but that makes no sense

[shut agate]

which gives the players time to calculate the position

[steep veldt]

If i get 2600 rapid my K Will be still 40?

[lone totem]

30 minutes or above, according to lichess

[tepid wigeon]

I love chess at my level, its a place where miracles occur in the best, dumbest ways.

[lone totem]

i mean, FIDE said it, what can we do

[tepid wigeon]

It was like 10 king moves in the corner

[steep veldt]

where??

[somber lark]

why

[steep veldt]

bro 2600 Rapid with K 40
I Can beat 2000s and get 3.6 from each
This way ill be 2700 while my stanard is 2100

[tepid wigeon]

Your K?

[steep veldt]

K FACTOR

[tepid wigeon]

No clue

Until now

[steep veldt]

if i hit 2300 standard it will change but it said nothng abt rpid

[lone totem]

hmmm

[signal remnant]

rapid is 20 no matter your rating

[tepid wigeon]

What is the k factor for

[signal remnant]

k = 20 is set for rapid, even if you are 3k

[lone totem]

nah rapid and blitz too

[lone totem]

more k factor, more rating gain from same opponent

[stiff plover]

New profile effect just dropped

[signal remnant]

you should play a tournament and see, also you are not reading the entire thing

[novel marsh]

i was cooking this 1900 brooooo

[steep veldt]

I KNOW WHAT IF RAPID HITS 2300 BEFORE STANDARD

[tepid wigeon]

So a kid safety mode like in super mario odyssey

[signal remnant]

k = 20 is for rapid and blitz no matter rating

[novel marsh]

my internet went out :(

[kindred crypt]

wwowww

[signal remnant]

hello dahlia

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142623210704/analysis?move=36

[frosty peak]

Last-Frontier (1934) vs. ODTMauser (422)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. d4 f6 4. f4 e6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. e5 fxe5 7. fxe5 Bb4 8. Bd3 Ne7 9. O-O O-O 10. Ne2 Nd7 11. c3 Ba5 12. Nf4 Qe8 13. Nxe6 Nxe5 14. Nxe5 Bxe6 15. Bd2 Bf5 16. Rxf5 Nxf5 17. Qg4 g6 18. Re1 Qc8 19. Qg5 

[steep veldt]

bro 😭 that was for 2023 or smth

[novel marsh]

i was cooking this 1900

[kindred crypt]

havent heard from u

[lone totem]

well, k can be different for different tcs no? they're separate

[novel marsh]

wtfffff whyd my internet have to go out

[steep veldt]

thats what i want to know

[novel marsh]

it was rated toooo

[signal remnant]

its seperated

[novel marsh]

i randomly queued into them

i woulda gotten like 500 elo

gain

[steep veldt]

who said

[tepid wigeon]

Take some special k, then play chess

[lone totem]

fide rating is separated so why not k factor
hmm

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142623210704/analysis?move=36

[frosty peak]

Last-Frontier (1934) vs. ODTMauser (422)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. d4 f6 4. f4 e6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. e5 fxe5 7. fxe5 Bb4 8. Bd3 Ne7 9. O-O O-O 10. Ne2 Nd7 11. c3 Ba5 12. Nf4 Qe8 13. Nxe6 Nxe5 14. Nxe5 Bxe6 15. Bd2 Bf5 16. Rxf5 Nxf5 17. Qg4 g6 18. Re1 Qc8 19. Qg5 

[signal remnant]

i said

[novel marsh]

brooooo my internet screwed me i was winning

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/ipad-kid-playing-minecraft-and-watching-youtube-shorts-ipad-kid-thingstoryx-gif-4913695962410316975

[steep veldt]

i see

[steep veldt]

stop raging bro

[lone totem]

let me ask the gpt

[steep veldt]

it dosent know

[novel marsh]

it was a rated gane

game vs 1900

[steep veldt]

u know a 1900 is like 1400 fide yeh?

[tepid wigeon]

He said, raging..ly.

[novel marsh]

i woulda gotten like 500 elo brooo

[worldly jasper]

Let's discuss Spanish inquisition.

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-monkey-worried-monkey-gif-5992280527583416561

[lone totem]

dumbledore said calmly 🗣️

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/iamhemuk-xhk-telugu-gifs-hrithik-war-2-ntr-war-2-gif-13373397322595431324

[broken flower]

Windows 10 got a known bug for chess.com, your elo can’t get pass 500

[novel marsh]

still AIM or ACM minimal title rating tho

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-dance-gif-25266618

[tepid wigeon]

Dumbledore really went full kevin spacey on hp there

[novel marsh]

im on arch linux noob its just reskinned

[signal remnant]

what does ACM or AIM title even do? they're pointless

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/jamar-juensie-juensie-quindara-charlie-brown-funny-gif-20533392

[lone totem]

Bb5, what an inquisitive move

[broken flower]

Nerd

[novel marsh]

arena titles

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-indian-man-dance-funny-dance-man-gif-19380042

[worldly jasper]

E4

[signal remnant]

yes and they are useless

[tepid wigeon]

I sure didnt expect it.

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/duterte-rodrigo-duterte-fist-bump-dance-budots-gif-22450555

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/iamhemuk-xhk-telugu-gifs-hrithik-war-2-ntr-war-2-gif-12274545396351091767

[novel marsh]

your probably the one i was just cooking in 10 min

[steep veldt]

what?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Coral Chess (coralplayingchess)

This is the Chess.com profile of coralplayingchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Coral Chess (coralplayingchess)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2323 (2347 peak)
Blitz: 2345 (2384 peak)
Bullet: 2185 (2262 peak)

[signal remnant]

thats funny

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-twerk-street-highway-gif-5840882

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritical-moistkritical-dancing-mikey-mouse-club-house-gif-26280482

[novel marsh]

StIlL 1600 FiDe ThO cAuSe Cc InAcCuRaTe

[signal remnant]

im 1975 fide

who told you im 1600 fide?

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[limpid viper]

stupid ass position 😭

[carmine latch]

I'm so beginner

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lazy_genius_11

This is the Chess.com profile of lazy_genius_11. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 666 (797 peak)

[novel marsh]

well 1935 is apparently 1400 fide, soooooo 2k has to be 1600

[broken flower]

Thats decent, some bozos stuck at 400s forever

[signal remnant]

im 2300, dude

my guy is blind or something

[small jungle]

1935 isn't 1400 fide💀

[novel marsh]

same thing 2k, 2300, all the same, tyler 1 got 2k only playing the cow, a 200 can beat a 2k if they only played 1 opening for 10 years

[signal remnant]

thats funny. you can live in your dream, i will stop talking to you. moron.

[small jungle]

Tyler didn't get 2k

[novel marsh]

good your a bot

[shut agate]

asia, yes

[kindred crypt]

@broken flower

[small jungle]

Nah vro ha is like 2000 and 1600 fide

[shut agate]

especially East asia

[novel marsh]

sorry 1888

[shut agate]

not always yk

[novel marsh]

same thing

[small jungle]

I mean it varies there's no direct conversion

[steep veldt]

how long have u been playin for

[steep veldt]

it is

[kindred crypt]

back to sleep bye

[novel marsh]

122 elo is no difference between 1888 and 2k

[steep veldt]

maybe 1500 if lucky

[novel marsh]

thats like 15 wins

[signal remnant]

i played 6 fide tournaments

[tepid wigeon]

My friend who got me familiar with chess said he had played tons of chess, then after a week of playing and puzzles, I made him ragequit…

He made his own chess account and paid for a year of diamond but never played a single game on it.

[steep veldt]

any - ?

[small jungle]

I'd say 1500 in asia

[signal remnant]

-4 for the one i played in asia

[steep veldt]

wanna be each others training partners

[signal remnant]

too busy... sorry

[kindred crypt]

i have a coach now

[steep veldt]

who is u bro

[kindred crypt]

coach

for the first time, i didnt ask. he offered. and i was like wow. really? AHHHHHH

[somber lark]

im looking for one bro, im 2500 blitz :>

[steep veldt]

fideee man 😭

wats ur fide

[somber lark]

:/

[signal remnant]

lol.

[somber lark]

damn

[steep veldt]

i didnt decline

[small jungle]

Zigzag is an honorary acm

[signal remnant]

acm is pointless

[somber lark]

I should call mods on you

[signal remnant]

i saw so many 1400 fide acms

[small jungle]

[small jungle]

1400 is stronger than acm

[steep veldt]

Tf is ACM? 😭

[somber lark]

bro is swearing in chess lang

[small jungle]

Arena candidate master

[signal remnant]

prolly true

[steep veldt]

if u pay 25euros a year you should ATLEAST GET AGM MAN 😭

[small jungle]

ACM is more prestigious vro

1100 elo online is very difficult

[signal remnant]

whoever have this title should be ashamed of themselves

[small jungle]

True

[signal remnant]

why are you even paying

[steep veldt]

why would u get arena titles?

[small jungle]

Fake sense of accomplishment

[steep veldt]

U Cant even fking apply it to cc

[versed ermine]

Good Morning

[signal remnant]

from now on. i will call anybody i dislike an acm

isnt that evil?

[small jungle]

Nah it's valid

[signal remnant]

is there AWGM

[steep veldt]

AWCM

[signal remnant]

this would be hilarious

[twilit dew]

Hi, I’m new

[steep veldt]

are u lf a coach?

[twilit dew]

Yeah

[steep veldt]

i am a coach

a good coach

[weak meadow]

Hi

[twilit dew]

Teach me

[steep veldt]

whats ur fide rting

[twilit dew]

[weak meadow]

Hi guys

@vale vortex

[kindred crypt]

in retrospect, i asked 3 people to coach me, but none said yes, then, out of nowhere, someone came and said "I will coach you"...(insert lana's song margaret. When you know, you know)

[twilit dew]

😭 😭 😭

[steep veldt]

this dude dosent even have a title 😭

[kindred crypt]

hahaha hello

[weak meadow]

I’m not looking for coaching

[somber lark]

AIM 🔥

[weak meadow]

See my username

[signal remnant]

he's AIM. show some respect!

[steep veldt]

Woahhh MY bad SIR

[weak meadow]

Im Muhammad dtf

[signal remnant]

good now you know.

[weak meadow]

Not Muhammad lfc

[lone totem]

Mighty markus has beaten a Grandmaster over-the-board 🥶

[steep veldt]

it's mohammad not muhammad

[steep veldt]

😱

[limpid viper]

truly proof that anything can be done

what a motivational coach

[weak meadow]

The day Markus cuts to 150kg I’ll believe that

[twilit dew]

Don’t insult mightymarkus he’s stronger than all of you

[lone totem]

@markus staff disrespect

[limpid viper]

mightymarkus doesn't mind if you call him fat but if you call him poopymarkus thats too far

[steep veldt]

bro?

[lone totem]

markus is so mighty and humble

[steep veldt]

u serious???

[balmy python]

Im gonna switch federations to india

[weak meadow]

I’m not calling him fat

[signal remnant]

markus is so mighty and humble

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-gif-16160776896834106039

[limpid viper]

name a markus mightier than mightymarkus

[weak meadow]

@vale vortex u dtf?

[signal remnant]

cant think of one.

[lone totem]

Is the full form what I think it is?

[weak meadow]

Just say it

[lone totem]

💀

[limpid viper]

whats a dtf

[twilit dew]

Donkey the flamingo

[weak meadow]

Down to fish

[lone totem]

surely Dhaka Table-Tennis Federation

[weak meadow]

Like if you wanna go on a fishing trip

Why isn’t poopy Markus DTF

[lone totem]

i love fishing, its even my tag!

im dtf :3

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> why is he asking markus to f with them?

[kindred crypt]

yeah i googled and this appeared

[lone totem]

he's not using the popular definition of the acronym, trust him

[shut agate]

still don't get it

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-absolute-cinema-peak-cinema-salmon-jjk-gif-6981231960394212546

[weak meadow]

@vale vortex are you into BDSM

[signal remnant]

bro

[lone totem]

bro
take it to dms

[balmy python]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-strange-mob-gif-12413747667150461911

[kindred crypt]

i think youre overdoing it. u need to stop

[signal remnant]

yes, dahlia is correct!

[balmy python]

Imagining those messages in his accent makes them infinitely more funny 😂

[steep veldt]

can chess make me rich

[weak meadow]

BDSM stands for Boardgames, Dice , Snacks, Markus

[signal remnant]

nope

[somber lark]

😔

[steep veldt]

why

[lone totem]

yes, gukesh and ding got 1 million dollars from a single chess tournament, it can make you rich super easy 🥰

[signal remnant]

you have so much other choices if you wanna be rich

[balmy python]

Yes, just like any game potentially could but the chances are something like 1 in 100 million

[signal remnant]

chess is the last you choose for money

[weak meadow]

Tbf the only real snack is Markus

[lone totem]

bold of you to assume dice dont taste good

all games should come with a pack of crunchy edible dice, so you can play and eat at the same time

[balmy python]

Chess sets are all edible if youre brave enough

[lone totem]

they may be edible
but they are not egestible

[balmy python]

Not with that attitude they arent !

[weak meadow]

Wanna be FWBs @vale vortex ?

[balmy python]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-whole-squad-laughing-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-24999897

[weak meadow]

Wanna fcuk @vale vortex ?

let’s fcuk

[balmy python]

Sexual harrizment

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-meme-guts-gif-17696051038207110127

[weak meadow]

There’s nothing sexual about anything said

fcuk is a clothing brand

[balmy python]

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

no way mark is winning 💀

bait for non-chess players ahh

[idle oracle]

💀

[lone totem]

i cant even beat blindfolded jkao chat

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-cringe-gif-26633208

[lone totem]

haii

[random ferry]

guys who got scammed by the fill in survey to get diamond for a month

it wasn't distributed still

[kindred crypt]

I'm back after exams after losing all my elo to internet lag

[random ferry]

the survey with we're looking into poker and brain games

[lone totem]

🔥

[strange bobcat]

stop trolling berlin

[kindred crypt]

losing 2 secs premoving, I should actually block chesscom to stop me from playing more and losing more elo before the lag gets fixed

[lone totem]

or just play a longer tc

[random ferry]

did anyone get scammed by the survey?

From CHESS.COM THEMSELVES

[lone totem]

anyways is Nc1 fr a move?

[kindred crypt]

3+2? maybe idk still might get flagged, Imma wait till it gets fixed

[lone totem]

10+0 bro 😭

[kindred crypt]

Yeah it makes sense c3 Nc1-d3 controlling the key c5 and e5 squares

[random ferry]

seems right

[lone totem]

alr im still good with knights

[random ferry]

what elo are you?

[lone totem]

2060

[random ferry]

damn

format?

[kindred crypt]

Too long for me🗣️ I played some rapid on my lichess alt and speedran to 2350

[lone totem]

rapid

[random ferry]

bullet? blitz?

[small jungle]

When 2100 vro

[lone totem]

very bad, 1600 😭

[random ferry]

damn

[kindred crypt]

I've seen worse people with 2050 rapid and 1200 blitz lmao

[random ferry]

real

[kindred crypt]

and legit ones

[lone totem]

crazy

[random ferry]

once saw 2300 rapid and 500 bullet😭

500 bullet*

[lone totem]

tho im underrated, i went from 1630 to 1676 2 days ago blitz

[lone totem]

2026 fr

[kindred crypt]

gotta be a fish user cus no way thats possible or sandbagger

[lone totem]

i also drew a 2400 bullet 2 times in a row

[kindred crypt]

Ah yes gaining a whopping 46 elo means underrated

[lone totem]

win streak bro

[random ferry]

I'm nearly 1800 went from 1792 to 1740 in bullet and beaten 2100 before

[kindred crypt]

I am 5-0 against a 3000 bullet on lc though he did seem drunk but yeah shi happens basically

[lone totem]

i also clapped a CM in the dahlia freaky blitz open

[lapis vessel]

Ah thanks

[lone totem]

better late than ever ahh reply

[lapis vessel]

I was grinding chess (I was watching anime)

[balmy python]

Damn a cm is doing a simul on lichess and it just started before i could join

[small jungle]

I clapped a fm in rapid

[balmy python]

Never played a title player before

[lone totem]

71 year old 🥶

[kindred crypt]

@lone totem the 6 losses against him are horde games

[small jungle]

Almost beat a 50 yo NM with najdorf but a blundered in the endgame so we drew

[lone totem]

fide 2446 damn

[balmy python]

its 20+60 lol hes gonna be there forever 😂

[kindred crypt]

thats the point of simuls yeah they are long

[lone totem]

bro najdorf is so tuff, i was getting bullied by a 1300 lichess who knew theory

he got flagged in an equal position

[small jungle]

I actually know barely any theory

[kindred crypt]

what does Faha Pahiyapa means?

I have a win against a 2850 blitz FM in 15+10 Chess960 thats my highest rated win in any format apart from bullet

[small jungle]

Tho I have giris course on it now so imma farm my opps

[lone totem]

i beat a GM in fog of war vro

[lapis vessel]

I have a win vs 500 and I’m on day 2 of playing chess Im so chills

[lone totem]

long ahh course

[kindred crypt]

Real but 960 is still actual chess to some extent I mean

[small jungle]

I still have to finish how to reassess your chess

[lapis vessel]

Day 2 of playing online chess* I knew the basics lol

[lone totem]

actually, learning najdorf lines themselves are easier than learning all the fruking sidelines 😭

[kindred crypt]

Also forgot to mention in that game I had 56 accuracy and the FM had 47 accuracy

[lone totem]

canal attack ahh

[small jungle]

I just play Bd7 knight retakes and go into scheveningen pawn structure

[lone totem]

Bd7 a4 tho 🙏

[small jungle]

My opps aren't that smart vro

[kindred crypt]

f3 g3 Nh3-Nf2 is the best bullet opening

[small jungle]

I've tilted to 1900s anyway

[lone totem]

fr

[kindred crypt]

even Naroditsky lost to this.

Magnus Carlsen used this setup

[lone totem]

i guess b3 c4 would be the pawn break

[kindred crypt]

This guy

magnus used this

[small jungle]

47💔

[kindred crypt]

Very high quality game

[lone totem]

anything can happen in chess960

i remember magnus being -3 against a CM in 10 moves

he still won because hes magnus

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/140995257175 the peak 50 acc game if anybody wants to see

[frosty peak]

Lazy_Failure (1496) vs. GodzillaChessYoutube (1492)

Move List

1. g4 g6 2. Nbc3 c6 3. e3 Qh6 4. Qg2 O-O 5. d4 Qg7 6. h4 d5 7. h5 f5 8. hxg6 hxg6 9. gxf5 Bxf5 10. Ne2 Bxc2 11. Ndc3 Ne6 12. Ng3 g5 13. Qh3 Qf7 14. f4 Bh7 15. Nxd5 Nxd4 16. exd4 cxd5 17. Nh5 Bxd4 18. Rxg5+ Kh8 19. Bxd5 e6 20. Be4 Nd7 21. Bxh7 Qxh7 22. Qg2 Rg8 23. Ng3 Rxg5 24. fxg5 Nc5 25. Bd2 Nd3+ 26. Ke2 Kg8 27. Rh1 Qg6 28. Rh6 Nf4+ 29. Bxf4 Qc2+ 30. Kf3 Qd3+ 31. Kg4 e5 32. Qd2 Qb1 33. Bxe5 Rd8 34. Rh8+ Kf7 35. Rxd8 

[kindred crypt]

real

[trim wraith]

magnus play the trans opening and bongcloud. he just wins

[lapis vessel]

Learning openings as a beginner kind of feels useless to me since nobody even plays into them lmao

[small jungle]

Nah vro u gotta know najdorf at 300

[lone totem]

e4 e5 would be played very commonly no?

[lapis vessel]

Like Im looking at the caro-kann rn and there is no shot my opponent is making these moves

[kindred crypt]

what is trans opening now

[somber lark]

seems like a good move

[lapis vessel]

Yes this is common but they dont make common moves off of this lol

[kindred crypt]

yes that is true, stick to fundamentals at that stage

[lone totem]

just play the ideas

[trim wraith]

where you swap king and queen

e3 qe2 kd1

[latent crystal]

Nah kings pawn can be used in like any situation

It's not so much the opponening but the fundamentals and skills/strats U learn

[lapis vessel]

Is there a reason to use the carro kann or other defense against an opponent that doesnt ppay into it further than just e5?

[latent crystal]

From opponenings

[small jungle]

e4 e5 Qh5

[lone totem]

like, no ones stopping you from playing d5 if b3

[lapis vessel]

I use this opening I just meant more for black I guess

[willow owl]

Hi yemeni tag champion

[latent crystal]

Like kings indian has made me far better at positionining and reveal attacks

[kindred crypt]

oh hell nah the euwe attack right? absolute dogwater

[willow owl]

Hi person who claims to be nebu

[latent crystal]

I am

[small jungle]

Ahh the euwe attack

[latent crystal]

Not

[kindred crypt]

weird

Papa-Ticulat against French i.e 2.b3 against french is a little better but still mehh

[lone totem]

wait ts is theory? 😭

[latent crystal]

Accept my friend request!!!

[small jungle]

Ye

[kindred crypt]

Yea it's not that great but still playable actually

[lone totem]

darn

ill stick to advance

[kindred crypt]

Is there any app to block chesscom on my browser until a specified period of time and no matter what I won't be able to access it before that time period gets over

[balmy python]

internet chess rating aint that serious vro

[kindred crypt]

That is true but it is frustrating losing to lag everytime playing with an in-built handicap🥀 can't stop the urge to play either

[balmy python]

Idk play bots or some slower tcs with lot of increments

[limpid viper]

It’s not that serious vro

It’s just annoying sometimes

I move on after like a minute

[balmy python]

go play on l*chess lol dont have to care about ratings there

[kindred crypt]

fair been experimenting in rapid there

[limpid viper]

I’m down 160 points in blitz in 3 days I’m still chilling

Was so close to 2k blitz tho

[kindred crypt]

I'm down 150 elo as well in blitz cus of this stupid lag

[limpid viper]

I got lag here too

[somber lark]

I got used to it

[balmy python]

im close to my peak again might push to 1000 blitz this week, though i really need to start playing slow games again to get ready for the otb tournament in a month

[somber lark]

win before you get flagged

[trim wraith]

bottom out your rating and when you get rid of lag you get the best morale booster upswing

[limpid viper]

Zigzag run some blitz

[kindred crypt]

bro I really can't play 3+0 while actually losing 2 seconds even if I freakin premove😭

[limpid viper]

I got my revenge on bones it’s ur turn now

[kindred crypt]

true dat

[somber lark]

I lose more than you bro

[kindred crypt]

🥀

[somber lark]

getting disconnected midgame 💀

losing 15 secs 😭

[limpid viper]

I dced when I had mate in 1

[kindred crypt]

happened to me 2 continuous games in rapid where I conveniently got disconnected while I had 30 seconds left both times while being in like a +5 position

[limpid viper]

Fr it always happens at the worst moment

[kindred crypt]

Opp be using black magic at that point😭

[limpid viper]

Like you’ll be in a time scramble then dc

[kindred crypt]

My internet has a soul ong and decides to disconnect right when he sees I have low time to mess with me ong

[limpid viper]

I had like 9 seconds left mate in 1 I pre moved it was wondering why it wasn’t going through

[silent barn]

someone wanna play?
im 1420 elo

[limpid viper]

Then suddenly it’s a draw

So glad I took bros pawns

If I lost there I would’ve closed my account and said some mean things to my opponent

Draw is acceptable ig

[last badger]

The advice "play without distractions" somehow doesnt apply to me cuz I just tried to play blitz full focus and I tilted down 100 points, but when I started listening to random music full volume, my rating went back up

[bright axle]

next one is talk is hay

[somber lark]

I tested that before, it actually works for the first 10 mins with music, and then your brain gets used to it

[bright axle]

lol bro is hay

[somber lark]

kid

[bright axle]

dad?

[bright axle]

i am 27 yo bruh

[somber lark]

[last badger]

How were the dinosaurs?

[bright axle]

pretty gay ngl

[balmy python]

Lol the cm in that simul sacced a knight for a pawn and an attack that black stops in 2 moves and lost 😭

[last badger]

@somber lark im like testing out this Google Chrome extension that like hides your own rating completely on chesscom

To see if any interesting improvement would happen these next few weeks if im not thinking abt my rating

[lone totem]

How was it witnessing the Opera Game live?

[glossy grove]

😑

[somber lark]

rare footage of titled players talking in chat

[somber lark]

check gotham's progress

[rich sapphire]

How was the end of the cold war experience?

[glossy grove]

Where do i put commands?

[small jungle]

Vro was besties with philidor

[kindred crypt]

interesting could try that

[lapis vessel]

Blundering your queen with a queens gambit is such a funny thing to do man

I played the slav and Idk if it worked out too well but then they blundered their queen for no reason 😭

[last badger]

heres the link to the Google Chrome extension im using to hide yo rating https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/no-more-chess-ratings/pnpmdefecmmknipkkdbbikmbkjlbnjpc

[rich sapphire]

He was besties with Robert

[kindred crypt]

I expected a rickroll but nice

best caro kann trap

[past junco]

so whats the purpose of hiding ur rating?

[last badger]

Gotham just uses a chrome extension that hides his opponents name during blitz games i believe

[kindred crypt]

Zen mode on chess.com?

[last badger]

sometimes it messes with your head when your rating goes down, and it makes you not wanna play chess

[somber lark]

make sure to analyze your games too

[lapis vessel]

I like it when I can see the opponents go down tho 🙂

[last badger]

no this extension completely hides your own rating from the whole website, it makes it invisible to you

[past junco]

fair enough

[kindred crypt]

such dubious play by white

[past junco]

i get that feeling so i might try it out

[torpid pond]

they guessed my elo was 2200 after a 70 move game, im 800🥀

[last badger]

Yeah this is what the Google Chrome extension does

[bright axle]

very normal, im 200 and it always rates me as 3300

[rich sapphire]

h5??

[last badger]

hides your own rating completely so u dont know

[kindred crypt]

bruh is your rapid and bullet just sandbagged

most likely

[lapis vessel]

Thats lowkey kinda goated

[torpid pond]

no but my blitz is reverse sandbagged by a friend of mine

he kept saying “rematch i wont resign this time” and kept resigning

[rich sapphire]

Actually what I should be saying is Nb3???

[kindred crypt]

that is rating manipulation broski😭

[torpid pond]

in 70 move games?

[bright axle]

thats actually illegal and u can be jailed for 5 years

[torpid pond]

Bro

[bright axle]

96

[kindred crypt]

rating manipulation is bannable yeah

[torpid pond]

no point anyway, ill just lose to people who are actually that rating

[lapis vessel]

Admitting to that is crazy 😭

[rich sapphire]

In 70 game moves?

[kindred crypt]

exactly

[torpid pond]

or not, since i just beat a 1800 in a time frame i dont play

[kindred crypt]

bro's gonna get the special black colored role

[bright axle]

yes i played 96 moves in a 70 move game

[torpid pond]

bro it was over a year ago and i havent played blitz since until now

[lapis vessel]

How do people even get caught for cheating in online chess

[kindred crypt]

I see lol

[rich sapphire]

The math ain't mathing

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-cringe-gif-26633208

[torpid pond]

did i just get femboy reacted

[flint heath]

Who leaked my face reveal

[bright axle]

why is ur role poop colour?

[flint heath]

cuz pineapple

[kindred crypt]

nah thats me

[flint heath]

pee a grape of poop a pineapple

[torpid pond]

still why did i beat a genuine 1800 as someone whos rated 1000 points below that

[kindred crypt]

ok now Imma actually study some chess instead of playing it in brainrot fashion

[torpid pond]

am i locked in or did he just sell

[flint heath]

because 1800s suck

[kindred crypt]

i have beaten 3000 bullet 5-0 before, shi happens

[bright axle]

1800s suck

[rich sapphire]

Everybody sucks

[torpid pond]

i think 800 sucks more

[flint heath]

yes

[kindred crypt]

sometimes opponents are drunk

[rich sapphire]

Until 2400

[torpid pond]

im literally buzzed rn i think thats why i won

[kindred crypt]

*until 3000

[bright axle]

idk depends on the guy if he has more sucking skills

[lapis vessel]

Sorry that was me on my big brothers account

[kindred crypt]

online 2400s can be so shi when they play otb

[flint heath]

i am good at sucking

[bright axle]

nice bro

[torpid pond]

74acc, kinda buns

[bright axle]

?/ what wsus brio syaung?

[kindred crypt]

online elo is very vague until idk 2800+ because anything less it can never indicate your actual classical otb skill

[torpid pond]

i blundered in the endgame and he didnt see it

[lapis vessel]

Is online elo seperate from in person elo?

[bright axle]

yes anyone under 1634 elo rapid is noob

[flint heath]

yes

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> egg

This is the Chess.com profile of egg. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1634 (1712 peak)
Blitz: 933 (959 peak)
Bullet: 1003 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

yes online and otb skill have no correlation at all

[lapis vessel]

Is it cuz people online cheat like that one dude 😭

[kindred crypt]

not necessarily online is just very different from otb

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Victor Gonzalez (saucyslayer1)

This is the Chess.com profile of saucyslayer1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Victor Gonzalez (saucyslayer1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 753 (974 peak)
Blitz: 1933 (2049 peak)
Bullet: 405 (634 peak)

[flint heath]

ok kramnik

[torpid pond]

heat

[lapis vessel]

Whats different about it?

[kindred crypt]

900 blitz is diabolical

[bright axle]

why?

[kindred crypt]

you cannot compare online 3+0 or 10+0 to 90+30 formats simply you need specific classical training

[kindred crypt]

it's not normal being 1650 rapid and 900 blitz bruh thats a huge gap

lock in

[bright axle]

800 blitz - 900 blitz is spawn point they play like 2000, i agree that blitz 1000 - 1500 is noob tho

[cold tangle]

lichess.org is better

[flint heath]

it is

[lapis vessel]

Idk what those numbers mean I just play rapid 😭

[flint heath]

same

[kindred crypt]

700 gap between rapid and blitz is extremely uncommon although possible yes

[lapis vessel]

You get more time in person?

[kindred crypt]

3+0 is 3 minutes each side no increment, rapid is 10+0 10 mins each side no increment, 90+30 is 90 mins each side with 30 seconds increment per move

[fossil bloom]

Hi

[flint heath]

anyone wanna do puzzles?

[bright axle]

no

[lapis vessel]

Whats the increment for

[kindred crypt]

because classical is skill and you can't display skill if there's a chance of getting flagged, 30 second increment per move reduces that chance

[azure pivot]

It’s not that abnormal rapid ratings are pretty inflated

[kindred crypt]

Not THAT inflated bruv

[azure pivot]

It’s common for a lot of players to have a significantly higher rapid

[azure pivot]

[lapis vessel]

Yeah when I play 10 min lowkey I be running out of time

im slow thinker + noob

[lone totem]

💀

[kindred crypt]

ok finally gonna study chess again

[lapis vessel]

At my elo I win like 70% of my games from them blundering a queen

I get we all make mistakes but this often is funny

[quartz timber]

Hey

[lapis vessel]

Also on a queens gambit brother I dont think thats what the opening title is supposed to mean 😭

hello

[somber lark]

bro straight up hung a knight 💀

[signal remnant]

congrats

[lapis vessel]

happens to the best of us

[nocturne plover]

1300 to 1670 in 40 days 🥶

[lapis vessel]

Demon

I went from 400 to 325 in 2 days yeah im built like that

[signal remnant]

ok

[lone totem]

what you playing here? as black

[somber lark]

Bb7?

[nocturne plover]

Qxg3 ig

[nocturne plover]

Rg8

[lone totem]

Funnily, Akiba Rubinstein as black played Qxg3, actually a mistake

Bb7 is correct 👍

[somber lark]

bro WHAT

I didnt even see Rg1

[lone totem]

f4!

gxf4 Qxf4

[nocturne plover]

Great minds think alike😌🙃

[lone totem]

jacob aagard mentioned

[oblique dagger]

Hai

[lone totem]

what are these 1800 FIDEs? 😭

[somber lark]

Benoni is a free win 💀

my opp threw this

It was like +3 through out the whole game

[somber lark]

greenflower played smth like that against me

[wind bay]

Nice

[midnight raptor]

https://link.chess.com/play/ysxp20

Unranked rapid game anyone?

[ashen ibex]

sure

[midnight raptor]

Does the link work? Never tried something like this

[kindred crypt]

overrated as hell fides

[gritty vessel]

[serene moth]

[loud dome]

I don't even know what opening this is supposed to be

[lapis vessel]

So I figured out what I do most often in my games is just straight up the Ruy Lopez lol

People seem to generally prefer the Italian tho, why is that?

[rich sapphire]

Lesser theory

Much.. much lesser theory

[lapis vessel]

Wdym by lesser theory

Like its just not a good opening?

[rich sapphire]

No

It's a fantastic opening

Without the need to learn 16 different options black has against you on move 3 and onwards

[lapis vessel]

Oh you’re saying the Italian has less theory behind it

Or easier theory

[rich sapphire]

Yes

Lesser theory

[lapis vessel]

Gotcha

[rich sapphire]

It's easier to understand

Ruy lopez is much more positional

[lapis vessel]

So I should probably stop doing the spanish then 🤣

[rich sapphire]

Italian can be more aggressive

[light kite]

Hi guys, am a beginner in chess. Any tips in improvement ?

[loud dome]

Check out our faq

[light kite]

Appreciate it

[lone totem]

alapin lmao

[loud dome]

I have never seen an Alapin like this before 😭

[rich sapphire]

Yeah like a black pawn on c3

[oblique dagger]

Omgg hii

[lone totem]

hewo

[oblique dagger]

Hru >_<

[mint adder]

is that my fwiend ha??

[lone totem]

uwu

[mint adder]

haii

[lone totem]

very gud :3

[oblique dagger]

Nice ;3

[coarse iris]

accidental forced-mates are the best low elo feeling ever :P
'yup totally sacrified that piece on purspose :P'

goes to show how important it is to ensure you back your pieces up if you can though :D

[limpid viper]

Facts

[flint heath]

Ok

[fossil bloom]

sybau 🥀

[spring lion]

How is lichess still so laggy

[spring lion]

Move ur previous knight

[fossil bloom]

His lady is dying

[kindred crypt]

Kf8 🤞

[kindred crypt]

Ye that's just game over

[spring lion]

What on earth

[kindred crypt]

Resignation, checks become to dangerous etc

[long sphinx]

[long sphinx]

Bf5 i think

To get the white queen

[broken mural]

Hi world

[oblique dagger]

Hi

[turbid jewel]

Good morning

[broken mural]

How are you guys

[long sphinx]

Hi

[rich sapphire]

Hi legna

[fossil bloom]

decent rapid run 🏃

[oblique dagger]

Flex

[long sphinx]

woah

[broken mural]

Imagine being good at chess. Couldn’t be me

[balmy python]

chest is so hard

[real furnace]

Omg!!
Your knight is pinned
What are you going to do?

[oblique dagger]

What is hard at 1000elo

[broken mural]

I’m 400 ☠️

[kindred crypt]

why u here complaining about lichess?

[split jacinth]

i managed to 2-2 a 1736 elo as a 1292 is it ok

[oblique dagger]

Thats fire

[oblique dagger]

Tc ?

[kindred crypt]

you looked familiar.

[real furnace]

Good enough for magnus

[oblique dagger]

What

[balmy python]

faaak nooo!

[real furnace]

Impressive

[split jacinth]

but i suck against my opponents 😭

[broken mural]

lol I still loose to scholars mate regularly so lol

[spring lion]

Cuz lichess server is dead ☠️

[sly lodge]

hi chat

[split jacinth]

hi

[kindred crypt]

their site or discord?

[sly lodge]

i got 600 in rapid yesterday

[spring lion]

What do u think 🥲

[limpid viper]

Higher elo players are all overrated anyway

[quasi nova]

Y'all ever do great in a tournament, go home then just be unable to play chess 💔

[spring lion]

Their site is active

[sly lodge]

no

[sly lodge]

i dont play tournaments lol

[limpid viper]

Haven’t done the first part vro

[quasi nova]

You should, they are fun

[sly lodge]

ive done one

[kindred crypt]

[oblique dagger]

The gap between 1500 and 2000 is enormous tho

[spring lion]

Congratulations on being better than 80% of chess players

[sly lodge]

and lowkey got wrecked

[sly lodge]

yuppie thx

[small jungle]

Fr vro

[limpid viper]

Rapid?

[spring lion]

11 draws is pretty respectable against +500 opps

[limpid viper]

Vro I lost to a 1300 playing h4 first move

[oblique dagger]

He offered draw cuz he was totally winning 🥀

[quasi nova]

Just do school tournaments and just have non stop banter with all the pommy schools that showed up

[limpid viper]

And I’m 2k rapid

[spring lion]

h4 is decent

[sly lodge]

my country sadly doesnt do them

the only one i played was a
free entry and the winner was 1900

[oblique dagger]

Attacking king side in the first move can be interesting

[quasi nova]

Rip, my state started doing them 3 or 4 years ago so I am in the beginnings of it

[kindred crypt]

oh no my rook!

faaak nooo

[limpid viper]

Lowkey I saw ts and thought we weren’t gonna play a serious game and then I got smoked

[kindred crypt]

I am back from school

[sly lodge]

wait no i dont get it

[spring lion]

Oop bro is cooked

[limpid viper]

Lowkey my fault I prob could’ve won

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1397663692652285953/peeposhy-pepe-the-frog-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[quasi nova]

How'd it go

[spring lion]

Getting smoked by -700 opp 🤨

[limpid viper]

I mean someone plays something stupid against you you’re not gonna take it seriously 💀

[sly lodge]

wait lowkey

ima play a game

[limpid viper]

So I just started playing dogshit moves

[native acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/angy-cat-cute-angry-judging-gif-5664908679004854891

[sly lodge]

can someone help me review it

[quasi nova]

I got to go off school an hour early today cause of the chess tournament, no english class for me

[kindred crypt]

Pretty smooth, had fun a bit, it is the second day for me. I was absent the first day in 31 of October👀

[sly lodge]

w

i start school on the 10th

[quasi nova]

I got 3 more weeks of the school term left then I have a 2 week break, then the final 4 weeks of my school year as my school finishes a few weeks earlier then others

[long sphinx]

[kindred crypt]

[long sphinx]

[past junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110584351504220170/1411680093398368287/attachment.gif

[native acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-yay-dancing-147luv-gif-2118625941738902197

[sinful current]

Trashass trend

I hate ts

[past junco]

https://tenor.com/view/ichigo-i-wonder-happy-jumping-on-house-jumping-gif-13518238774357019341

[sinful current]

Oh my god bruh

[sly lodge]

yo

[sly lodge]

someone wanna help me review a game?

[winged girder]

i just hit 1800

[trail tulip]

Defund the police

[long sphinx]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142627965680/review?move=18

[frosty peak]

Orangmisteri (740) vs. RedJohn-M (719)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Bd3 Nxe4 6. Bxe4 Nd7 7. Nf3 Nf6 8. Bd3 Bg4 9. Bc4 b5 10. Bxf7+ Kxf7 11. Ne5+ Kg8 12. Nxg4 Nxg4 13. Qxg4 Qa5+ 14. Bd2 b4 15. Qe6# 

[long sphinx]

Bishop sacrefice again

[winged girder]

(im gonna tilt back to 1600)

[past junco]

omg bru

[split jacinth]

tilts make me wanna die lol

[winged girder]

same 😭

there was this one time i was at 1781 and deadass dropped all the way back to like 1608

[past junco]

ive been edging 500 but I keep messing crucial games

[past junco]

damn that sucks

[winged girder]

indeed

[winged girder]

damm

how much are u at rn

[past junco]

and was it like a one day falloff or a gradual process?

[past junco]

486 rn iirc

[oblique dagger]

Meow

[sinful current]

Ts trend better than these fruits

[oblique dagger]

2 more wins and 500 gooo

[past junco]

fr I hate these ai fruits too