💬〡chess-talk

[potent gulch]

You're name reminded me of the "that handsome devil" love that dude's songs

[limpid viper]

he got banned for dming someone and telling them to tell chat he's always watching 😭

[potent gulch]

Wtf

[sinful current]

💔💔

He was a bit corny though 💔

[limpid viper]

idek what he got banned from gotham city for tho

[sinful current]

Me neither i js asked

[kindred crypt]

1800 oh shoot

[potent gulch]

Even after 2 years of English, I still don't know tf does corny means

[soft mason]

its actually the moniker of a boxer from the....80s?

Roberto Duran, used to call him manos de piedra which is hands of stone in English

awesome guy

[kindred crypt]

a legend among us

[sinful current]

Trying to act cool but is infact not

[limpid viper]

like i don't even think they have logs in gothamcity

[potent gulch]

Ohhhhh peak!!! I love this 80s vibes bro

[somber cipher]

it means "having corn"

[limpid viper]

i remember when realrough said being indian is a sign of poverty and bro just deleted the message

[sinful current]

"we dunno exactly why, but there were rumors; he was advertising his french defense course and his chess lessons, he was well... realrough, you know how he behaved... but specifically no idea" @limpid viper 💀

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh I see, something that gets cringi then?

[sinful current]

Yea

[potent gulch]

It just confused me even more

[limpid viper]

being corny is basically being cringey

[potent gulch]

Ohhh okiii, thxx

[potent gulch]

I see I see

[somber cipher]

who still says cringy anymore

[kindred crypt]

corny means possessing a large amount of corn

[potent gulch]

I've seen Alot of people saying that word as I never understood it lol

[somber cipher]

no that would be cornful

[potent gulch]

😭

[somber cipher]

then by that logic horny means possessing a large amount of horn

[kindred crypt]

yes i am very hrorny

[bitter niche]

#💬〡general-off-topic

please sybau

[sinful current]

Sybau

Conversation lowk good

[somber cipher]

fr

[bitter niche]

js move it off topic then

[kindred crypt]

nah

[bitter niche]

i come here for chess not to see degenerate shi

[kind magnet]

Just reached 500 woooow

[somber cipher]

jesus some people

[sinful current]

Get over it

[bitter niche]

js click the channel not that difficult

[sinful current]

We dont always get what we want

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[somber cipher]

this is philosophy

[bitter niche]

all of u can talk there

[bitter niche]

cool

[somber cipher]

arguably more important than chess

[sinful current]

Corn

[bitter niche]

if its important enough it can be spoken abt elsewhere

[potent gulch]

Saved to my art gallery:3

[somber cipher]

@potent gulch this is what the word corny means

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[sinful current]

Sysau

[kindred crypt]

does anyone wanna play blind chess in the channel

[sinful current]

Yes sure

[somber cipher]

what is blind chess

[grave sapphire]

Yeah I made my move, your turn

[sinful current]

E4

[kindred crypt]

ok pawn e4

[sinful current]

C5 then

[kindred crypt]

e5

got dammit

[sinful current]

Oh we having parallel matches 💔

Nf3

[somber cipher]

is this 4d blind chess

[kindred crypt]

nf6

[sinful current]

Ah hell nah i resign

[kindred crypt]

too late queen takes d8 checkmate

[sinful current]

Petrov so boring

[kindred crypt]

anyone else want to challenge me?

[limpid viper]

i wish people would wake me up and ask for permission to wake me up before waking me up

[somber cipher]

challenge deez nuts

[kindred crypt]

only if you remind me who sung radioactive

[fleet dove]

No

[patent patrol]

i wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t so attractive

[kindred crypt]

why? scared i will beat you in 4 moves

[patent patrol]

Yes he is

[limpid viper]

i wish i wasn't so attractive

[kindred crypt]

carve her face off make her a monster

[fleet dove]

Depressioncore posting in #💬〡chess-talk

[soft mason]

Ok E4

[patent patrol]

she evil

[kindred crypt]

d4

[soft mason]

Bb5

[limpid viper]

why are people allowed to wear shorts but not allowed to wear nothing

i don't like shorts

[kindred crypt]

e5

[soft mason]

Bxe8

I'm chat gpt btw, I can do that

[kindred crypt]

id the queen on the d file? i cant remember

[azure pivot]

@mortal bronze ggs wp

[kindred crypt]

if so then queen d4

[sour vapor]

then dont wear shorts lmao

[limpid viper]

why can't there be 2 pieces on 1 square

[mortal bronze]

gg

[limpid viper]

what if its hot

[rapid bay]

Why can’t I explode and win the match everytime

[rapid bay]

wear a skirt

[limpid viper]

idk

[kindred crypt]

because you cant play another matcg after

[limpid viper]

i don't like skirts

[soft mason]

Have you tried taking the opponents king when he's not looking?

[limpid viper]

why not

[rapid bay]

Why can’t I rematerialise right after

[kindred crypt]

i played queen d4 what you gonna do

[lapis vessel]

Queen vs knight mate is so hard wtf

[kindred crypt]

because bacon is organic

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-mask-off-you-the-real-mvp-there-is-an-idea-of-a-patrick-bateman-gif-24785182

[rapid bay]

I sometimes spike my opponents drink so they fall unconsciousand I win on time

[soft mason]

I'm not sure since the last move i played was illegal

I was just joking around

[mortal bronze]

what does that even mean

[patent patrol]

Queen vs knight

[mortal bronze]

ok nvm i read that wrong

[kindred crypt]

damn that means im 2-0

[patent patrol]

But u just fork da knight

[mortal bronze]

queen vs rook is actually difficult though

[kindred crypt]

@fleet dove challenge me

[lapis vessel]

Dawg the knight forks me 😭

[limpid viper]

for you ig

[mortal bronze]

i refuse to learn it. because I will probably never have it in a game

[fleet dove]

No

[patent patrol]

There was a position where it was +2 but u had to convert stockfish playing black and i did it after so many tries

[kindred crypt]

scaredy cat

[fleet dove]

Yes

[patent patrol]

And the endgame was qvr and I didn’t know how to win

[mortal bronze]

well yeah cause i never learned it. but have you tried doing queen vs rook vs stockfish? it's pretty difficult

[soft mason]

@fleet dove what's the solution sir bones (white to play)

[limpid viper]

why would you even go for a queen vs rook mate just flag them

[mortal bronze]

stockfish defends too well

[kindred crypt]

anyone wanna play blind chess?

[mortal bronze]

lol

[patent patrol]

Na deadass I was so sad

[mortal bronze]

sure

[patent patrol]

Cuz I knew it wouldn’t give up for anything

[kindred crypt]

ok pawn e4

[mortal bronze]

can't blame you honestly. it's a difficult mate

[mortal bronze]

not like this

i thought you meant on cc

it's easier there. you get some help

[kindred crypt]

nah

[mortal bronze]

it's impossible for me to do it in chat

[kindred crypt]

skill issue tbh

[mortal bronze]

yeah

visualization too poor

[patent patrol]

You ain’t lived till u play a game in chat

[mortal bronze]

i have

i have lived enough bro, trust me

[kind magnet]

thax for the advise i really liked the mode and had never tryed

[mortal bronze]

too old

[kindred crypt]

1v1 blind chess?

[patent patrol]

Hmm sure I’ll try

[kindred crypt]

pawn d4

[patent patrol]

nf6

[kindred crypt]

night c3

[patent patrol]

hell no

[kindred crypt]

damn you ff?

[patent patrol]

Istg anyone who’s played d4 with me in the last month has only played jobava and it’s so annoying to face

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[bitter niche]

its bc you play kid which is a shitter opening

[patent patrol]

I don’t broooo we alr had this talk

You beat me with the jobava once and @kindred crypt beat me with it 50 times and I switched because of him

[fleet dove]

Nxa5 looks appetizing

[patent patrol]

If u want the blindfold game i play d4 nf6 nc3 d5 bf4 bf5 e3 e6

[limpid viper]

bro ki started playing the kid 💀

[fleet dove]

Jobava is just lame

[patent patrol]

The kings indian turns jobava into pirc but i dont play the kings indian against the jobava anymore

[fleet dove]

Easy to equalize against

[kindred crypt]

nah i love my queen to f7 and then queen takes king on e7 checkmate

[patent patrol]

Positional battle? Nc3 https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

[fleet dove]

Youve got fans

[kindred crypt]

bones face me coward

[fleet dove]

No I’m too scared

[kindred crypt]

give me your 2.5k elo

[bitter niche]

did u switch to nimzo

[patent patrol]

No bojava blondon for black

[bitter niche]

💀 what

[patent patrol]

I’ll show u the prep

[fleet dove]

Ts ass

[vocal yew]

Guys how to study chess book

[limpid viper]

i gotta fix my posture i lowkey be arching my shit when i play bullet

[bitter niche]

semi slav is the best opening

[limpid viper]

i play ts

idek what im doing tho

[azure pivot]

what am i doing

[kindred crypt]

Chessington

[limpid viper]

you hung a rook btw

[azure pivot]

thought i was playing 3 check bro

[azure pivot]

worst part is i won that game💀

[patent patrol]

faart boring opening

[fleet dove]

This is ass

[patent patrol]

jobava london is ass

[limpid viper]

strongest fm

[azure pivot]

based

[fleet dove]

Everything is ass

[kindred crypt]

jobova london is the best opening

[patent patrol]

not everything is ass just the jobava london

regular london i like better

[azure pivot]

london as well

[patent patrol]

cuz at least its a better gamea

[limpid viper]

@kindred crypt defend yo opening

[patent patrol]

He knows how I feel about the jobava London unfortunately

[limpid viper]

jobava is an easy win

[kindred crypt]

noght c3 night b1 is top 5 openings to play against someone 500 elo lower than you

[patent patrol]

I don’t study and mostly the kid I WAS playing was not enough for him who preps

[limpid viper]

people 500 elo lower than you exist?

oh ur 800 i thought you were 500

ok that makes more sense

[mortal bronze]

😭

[hollow tiger]

500elo player could beat a 1500 easy, so elo doesn't really matter, what matters is the player

[limpid viper]

[severe crystal]

you're right but only if 500 is secretly a higher rated

[soft mason]

that's a statement 😅

[hollow tiger]

There are just talented people who get into chess they pick that they are a beginner, they get a low ELO and destroy everything in their way 🕺

[soft mason]

I wonder what it's like to get sandbagged by a secret gm

[winter grove]

Here's a dumb brilliant

[limpid viper]

so they're not really 500s

[lament prawn]

hi

[limpid viper]

an actual 500 does not easily beat a 1500

[severe crystal]

yeah its possible but that is very rare

[hollow tiger]

I mean it's a mate in 2...

[winter grove]

Yeah but it's still dumb that that gets a brilliant but an actual good sacrifice is just "great" or even just best sometimes

[severe crystal]

they get their lost elo back and they might get informed by cc that the opponent was secretly a gm

[forest cobalt]

Yes

[lament prawn]

No

[hollow tiger]

They are a 500 in experience, that what ELO really is, how much chess you have played

[forest cobalt]

Yes

[limpid viper]

no... its not

[severe crystal]

beat ? they cant even draw in their very best , it will be miracle if they last more than 20 moves

[forest cobalt]

Yes

[kindred crypt]

yea made example of that with @willow owl , put him in his place

[winter grove]

i mean partly, but the other part would be skill, elo is a measure of experience and skill

[limpid viper]

just skill

[mortal bronze]

i probably wouldn't find it

[forest cobalt]

Yes @winter grove

[winter grove]

How would you miss that

[limpid viper]

experience contributes to skill

[mortal bronze]

my brain

[hollow tiger]

Yeah

[bitter niche]

does any1 play semi slav accelerated move order

[mortal bronze]

is stupidd

[forest cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-gif-10031223162004539162

[fleet dove]

Yea qb7# is threatened and if bishop takes there’s a check that picks up the rook

[limpid viper]

claiming elo is how much chess you've played is just stupid though

[hollow tiger]

My m8 played the bong cloud opening against me once

[winter grove]

I found it while tilting, I was dead lost but they messed up adter I checked them and backed into a corner

[forest cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finger-goofy-person-above-me-finn-finn-above-gif-14403914

[limpid viper]

like i wonder how these people explain the fact that peoples elos go down

or the fact that there are people with a ton of games yet stuck on their same elo

[forest cobalt]

@helo

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[forest cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/sony-fanboy-ps5-pony-gif-22522496

[hollow tiger]

Why are you so focused on proving me wrong, when you're supposed to be grinding your elo

[limpid viper]

because you are just wrong

[hollow tiger]

That's your opinion

[forest cobalt]

@limpid viper

[limpid viper]

no its a fact

[forest cobalt]

Dead chat

[winter grove]

helo what's your rating

[azure pivot]

fr

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamenthusiastic

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Rapid: 2007 (2008 peak)
Blitz: 1857 (1986 peak)
Bullet: 1904 (1909 peak)

[kindred crypt]

ur pfp disturbs me bro

[forest cobalt]

@everyone

[hollow tiger]

Nahhh I've seen 300s have a 1500game rating so... That kinda proves my point

[limpid viper]

urs too

[restive eagle]

why

[azure pivot]

Game rating isn’t real

[kindred crypt]

u too

[limpid viper]

game rating doesn't mean shit bro

[long sphinx]

Wait...

[winter grove]

bro I thought you were talking to yourself for a good 10 seconds

[severe crystal]

yeah if they played 2-3 games when they selected 1200 first and win 2-3 games with luck

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/i-understand-it-now-i-understand-i-get-it-understand-gif-5235886573328033790

[limpid viper]

like hikaru's stepdad 😭

bros like 1600 bullet with 100k+ games someone help him out

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/anish-giri-tilt-tilted-angry-chess-gif-22872711

[limpid viper]

ki please give him your training plan

[kindred crypt]

who

[limpid viper]

hikaru's stepfather

[kindred crypt]

damn chess isnt for him

[limpid viper]

he's an fm bro

[winter grove]

I can't get outta 800-900 bullet, nor do I want to,, I hate bullet

[limpid viper]

he's just painfully bad at bullet

[soft mason]

100 pushups! 100 situps! and 10km a day until you go bald!

[hollow tiger]

Nah my mate literally doesn't care about chess he never played a single online match and he can still beat me when I'm like ~900 he did say he had chess training when he was a kid but I don't think it carrys over 10years

[kindred crypt]

tf and 1600 bullet?

[mortal bronze]

he's just old i guess

[limpid viper]

vro 😭

[winter grove]

it's not hard to beat a 900 at any level

[limpid viper]

91k games i thought it was 100k

[open sequoia]

Hey guys

[bitter niche]

if you play this youre probably a virgin

[limpid viper]

ngl there's no way you get that much worse when you get older

[open sequoia]

Rook e1 better

[feral kite]

@fathom sandal ?????????

[mortal bronze]

it's bullet, come on

[limpid viper]

like i played a fm who was 1600 blitz and he's only 50 something

[bitter niche]

thats like the third move

[hollow tiger]

Whatever QxQd1 BOOM CHECKMATE BUDDY

[bitter niche]

if you play nf3 you should be playong rb1 99% of the time

[limpid viper]

explain @mortal bronze

[bitter niche]

ne2 f3 constitutes rae1

[bitter niche]

bought the account

[mortal bronze]

is he an active player?

[winter grove]

what rating are you now

[limpid viper]

forgot but i beat him

[forest cobalt]

Oubbhouhvhv

[mortal bronze]

also, it's blitz

[limpid viper]

let me go find him

[mortal bronze]

if he's that old he could only be used to classical

and maybe otb rapid

[forest cobalt]

Pdd

[winter grove]

Kel what's your rating

[mortal bronze]

online blitz is a completely new thing to these guys

[mortal bronze]

2100 cc

[winter grove]

Even otb blitz is probably confusing to some of them

[mortal bronze]

it issss

[limpid viper]

bro tilted to 1500

[mortal bronze]

i mean active in otb chess. he could have just taken like a 10 year break or so from chess and just plays online now

[limpid viper]

probably inactive otb

[mortal bronze]

he doesn't play rapid?

[limpid viper]

i think he's like 2300 fide tho

[hollow tiger]

I don't play often, I just got back into it

[limpid viper]

2300 fide 1500 cc blitz is insane to me

no matter what

[long sphinx]

I look at your twin pp

[bitter niche]

i also have beat an fm but he was 2400 blitz

[limpid viper]

tuff

[sour vapor]

idk mayne

[bitter niche]

sold his titled account

[limpid viper]

ngl i might just take like a few days off from chess

50 blitz games every night cannot be good for me

[sour vapor]

probably a good decision for your mental health lmao

[limpid viper]

no wonder im tilted

plus the internet here sucks so i'd rather wait until im home with good internet

[azure pivot]

Of course not

[hollow compass]

It pisses me off that game review is locked behind an expensive subscription

[limpid viper]

lichess

[azure pivot]

There’s a gm with 2480 fide 2100 cc

[hollow compass]

?

[limpid viper]

everything is free on that site

[hollow compass]

Oh thank christ

Tysm man

[limpid viper]

np

[hollow hedge]

:3 beautiful brilliant

Rook can be captured by queen or the rook but either way loses

[limpid viper]

guessing there was a bishop there?

[hollow hedge]

Nope

[limpid viper]

nvm wait what

[hollow hedge]

Nothing

[limpid viper]

OH you're blocking the queen to threaten checkmate

[hollow hedge]

Interception brilliant

[limpid viper]

im dumb

[hollow hedge]

Same fr

[limpid viper]

nice brilliant

[hollow hedge]

Yups

He has to sac the rook for the bishop

And worry bout a open file

[lament prawn]

hi noobs

[cosmic lily]

Hi chat

[hollow hedge]

Ur a noob

[cosmic lily]

R u real 2000 player?

Wanna help me in something?

[hollow hedge]

Wut noob

[cosmic lily]

Ok dm bro

[hollow hedge]

Why noob?

[cosmic lily]

Bro forget about it if u don't want

[stable raptor]

as a beginner in chess am i supposed to aim for checkmates? i've been preferring to get to the point where someone abandons the game or stalemates cause im having trouble thinking ahead of time rn

[thorn cliff]

I’d normally call these “interference” but yours sounds cooler

[sour olive]

Anyone want to join my Sunday night blitz tournament? Its unrated

[hollow hedge]

Same thing

[long pulsar]

Always best to go for checkmate as you might come across someone who doesn’t leave the game and played till the very end. I would learn something like a simple ladder mate

[stable raptor]

thank you

[vocal musk]

you got closed for fair play 💀

[bitter niche]

YOURE locked out

https://tenor.com/view/spin-around-spin-low-tier-god-banned-meme-gif-5036928470605203424

[nimble arch]

Took long enough

[magic shard]

clocked out

[mint adder]

glock out

[magic shard]

tweak out

[lapis cloak]

Im bouta blust

[bitter niche]

power of the minority attack

[lapis cloak]

at what point do i get image perms guys

[crude solstice]

Type /connect here

[lapis cloak]

/connecting my clih to yo moms mouth

[crude solstice]

Weirdo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Marco Verch (wuestenigel)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (peak)
Blitz: 1901 (peak)
Bullet: 1801 (1873 peak)

[azure pivot]

Congrats

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> عبدالعزيز قائد (therealgeen)

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Rapid: 670 (735 peak)
Blitz: 533 (619 peak)
Bullet: 378 (peak)

[icy minnow]

Peak

[mortal bronze]

who

[young swan]

Kira

[mortal bronze]

who

[lapis cloak]

kashira

[young swan]

This person @mortal bronze

[small vigil]

me and ethal was saying hes a cheater the whole time

[lament prawn]

no u, block card

[young swan]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hollow hedge]

NOOB

[mortal bronze]

another hacked account

[lament prawn]

no u

[mortal bronze]

and this time it's some 2400 blitz account lol

[lament prawn]

prob downloaded ass cheats

[bitter niche]

i do, my gf is one and i cherish her

[nimble arch]

you would have a better time giving ur account to me

[wide lantern]

Went 19-11-3 today so I'm starting to suck less 🔥

[bitter niche]

guys i found the strat for consistent blitz growth

[azure pivot]

leak🙏

[bitter niche]

study more than you play, only play rated when youre feeling solid, only play 2-5 rated blitz games a day max

and analyze all of them

[azure pivot]

Studying more then you play really is the optimal way to improve

Studying chess is pain though

[bitter niche]

also find opponents who play Nxf3

[bitter niche]

lmao dude finally locked in

[long pulsar]

Do you think you can get better only studying and not playing?

[mortal bronze]

i would play that

[bitter niche]

i love knight and bishop endgames

[azure pivot]

If I had to pick between studying and no playing and playing but no studying I would pick the former

[mortal bronze]

i don't

[bitter niche]

eh i think you need both

i just think more studying than playing is probably best

[mortal bronze]

that's torture

[bitter niche]

endgame technique is the best

[azure pivot]

Think about it though, if you don’t study/review and religiously play, in theory you will always play games at the same level

[bitter niche]

no reflection means no change

i used so much of my aura the entire chat got silent

[limpid viper]

nah vro im improving

[bitter niche]

helo i played 2 blitz matches, beat a 1900, so now im stopping lol

[azure pivot]

@limpid viper this should be you

[limpid viper]

should play 50 more

[azure pivot]

Instead of playing 50 games for -140

[bitter niche]

no 😭

[limpid viper]

i'd still be 1980 if i had self control vro

[bitter niche]

he just rides the elo waves theres genuinely not a thought in his head

[limpid viper]

tbh i know im gonna lose alot but

[azure pivot]

Honestly impressive how he is improving

[limpid viper]

who cares tbh

[bitter niche]

bros already reminiscing abt the 1980 elo

[limpid viper]

i'll eventually get it back

[azure pivot]

You’ve gained 300 blitz elo in a month which is actually kinda crazy

[limpid viper]

[forest cobalt]

WHO WANTS TO PLAY CHESS/

AGAINST ME

[limpid viper]

imma not play today tho

imma take a lil break

the amount of games i've been playing are gonna make me go insane

[forest cobalt]

CMON KIDS, PLAY WITH DADA 😝

[limpid viper]

like imagine my routine

[bitter niche]

he woke up one day and realized his peers were all shitters

[limpid viper]

i wake up at midnight play chess for like 6 hours do whatever else and then go back to sleep and im dreaming about chess 💀

ts is gonna make me go crazy

[bitter niche]

helo has 0 technique he just grinds games

[limpid viper]

vro im all technique

[bitter niche]

literally winging ts

[limpid viper]

like the game i won today down a bishop like move 5

pure technique carried ts

[kindred crypt]

Its -45C outside and I Just showered after hitting 1500 elo

Rapid

[bitter niche]

where do you live dawg

[kindred crypt]

Siberia

[bitter niche]

LMAO checks out

[lament prawn]

gulag?

[kindred crypt]

Nah

[limpid viper]

i won this 😭

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[kindred crypt]

Im in sakha republic

[bitter niche]

nah what is this goofball position

[lament prawn]

not yet*

[sour vapor]

wtf u mean technique man

[mortal bronze]

there might be improvement but very slow improvement probably

[bitter niche]

principled and solid play

[kindred crypt]

Dude Gulag is abandoned since Stalin died

[sour vapor]

wtf is h3 🥀

[lament prawn]

that's what the propaganda says

[limpid viper]

premove vro

[nimble arch]

you need skill to get rating with a lot of games

[sour vapor]

whats the point in premoving i barely ever do it 🥀

[kindred crypt]

Bro its Been confirmed

[limpid viper]

good question

idk why i premoved h3

[sour vapor]

LOL

[lament prawn]

womp womp

[sour vapor]

principled shmincipled its boring to play solid chess

[kindred crypt]

Is It cus u got that dove

[limpid viper]

exactly

ngl imma avoid playing much today and i should probably look at my openings real quick

[sour vapor]

what time is it for u guys

[kindred crypt]

2:43 AM

[sour vapor]

god dammit u one upped me

[kindred crypt]

wdym

[sour vapor]

its 1:44am here

[kindred crypt]

Wait I meant 4:43 am

[lament prawn]

same

[sour vapor]

💀

[lament prawn]

lollll

[limpid viper]

does bro live in the uk or something

[sour vapor]

wait till bro finds out

[kindred crypt]

Ireland

Or Guernsey

[sour vapor]

crazy

[limpid viper]

i was right tho

[kindred crypt]

Bro Have u seen arkhanglensk winter

[sour vapor]

never even heard of that island before tbf

unfortunately i live in west london 🥀

[limpid viper]

get better soon

[kindred crypt]

Its on The Latitude Longitude of UK 30-40 degrees crown territory of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

[sour vapor]

impossible

[sour vapor]

very interesting

[kindred crypt]

Basic Geography

[sour vapor]

right

[kindred crypt]

Enfield?

[sour vapor]

i wonder how much sitting in a dark room all day contributes to depression

[kindred crypt]

Buckingham?

[sour vapor]

nope

even if u guess im not telling u gng 😭 ✌️

[kindred crypt]

Chalfont and Latimer

[sour vapor]

nope

[kindred crypt]

Ilford??

[sour vapor]

nuh uh

[kindred crypt]

Longford

[sour vapor]

😭

no

[kindred crypt]

Wealdstone

[sour vapor]

nope

[soft mason]

hes gonna pull out a map and start naming them one by one to dox you

[kindred crypt]

Hammersmith

[sour vapor]

nay

[lapis cloak]

At what point do i get image perms

[kindred crypt]

Slough

Windsor

[limpid viper]

when you connect your account

[sour vapor]

not quite but closest so far and thats all im giving you 😭

[lapis cloak]

What If I don't have an account

[limpid viper]

then you can't get image perms

[kindred crypt]

Wembley or Hounslow

[sour vapor]

no 💀

[soft mason]

#🔗〡connect-account

[limpid viper]

plus why would you even be in the chess.com server without a chess.com account

[sour vapor]

are u looking at a map 😭

[kindred crypt]

No

Im Good at Geography

[sour vapor]

theres no way u just know all these places

crazy

[kindred crypt]

Bro

Ive Been On The Tube

[sour vapor]

makes more sense tbf

[soft mason]

where are you from? If you aren't from the UK you are just beyond cracked at geography

[kindred crypt]

Russia

[sour vapor]

fr

[kindred crypt]

and India

[sour vapor]

madness

[limpid viper]

maps exist vro

[sour vapor]

why do people always say vro 🥀

[limpid viper]

dobyvatel2 influence

[soft mason]

he said he wasn't using one haha, well he could ge lying but thats an odd thing to lie about

[spring ember]

Hello, many years back i created an account and played randomly games without knowing how to play chess vs friends.

I hesitate to learn a bit and try cheqs and i was wondering : since my rank is really bad because i had no clue of what i was doing, is it okey (tolerated) to delet my account and create a new one ? Or it's better to keep the old one ? Because i was trolling so i have like 431 rating

[limpid viper]

nah he's definitely using a map 💀

[kindred crypt]

Common Typo largely found In The Mordern era Of Computery mostly associated to Online Platforms

[sour vapor]

just keep the account it wont make any difference ur probably still 400 in skill unless youve actually been playing

[forest cobalt]

IS ANYONE HERE/

[limpid viper]

or he's just asking ai or some shit

[sour vapor]

i think so

[limpid viper]

nobody speaks like this vro

[forest cobalt]

TYSM I’ve been ignored

[kindred crypt]

Wel I do Clearly as I Defy Theese Comments Largely for show By The Use Helo

[limpid viper]

then again there are alot of spelling mistakes probably not ai

[sour vapor]

lol

[limpid viper]

plus why are you making random letters capital

[forest cobalt]

Want to play a game of chess?

[sour vapor]

deep sigh sure

[torn sparrow]

he is my ai friend vro

[forest cobalt]

Ok vc?

[lapis cloak]

okay ill connectt

[limpid viper]

fix your ai friend vro

[torn sparrow]

he would clap you in chess

[sour vapor]

sorry cant rn 😅 i would if i could though

[limpid viper]

and i'd clap him in being human

[forest cobalt]

Ok send challenge to ThePillarOfCHess

[torn sparrow]

you would clap him in the yapping comp prob

[whole eagle]

Hi guys! Hru all?

[soft mason]

would he clap you too? 👀

[limpid viper]

greenflower how do you hold your phone while playing chess

[kindred crypt]

Ai friend is a term associated Likely refferring to me Howver I hereby clarify that i have no artificial assistance and I have a soul- The sun will Rise again and I will keep Trying

[torn sparrow]

depends if he has 5 seconnds for every move or not

[limpid viper]

on my receding elo i am not reading this

[torn sparrow]

like youtube scrolling vro

[spring ember]

@sour vapor i still don't know how to play, i just did games randomly vs players who knew basics of the game. But isnt 430 really low ? It's not that i really care but we start at 1000 no ? It will take a lot of time to increase it, no ?
And will i forever have these games in my historic ? Thx

[kindred crypt]

Haha

[limpid viper]

how is that

[pallid kite]

I think this is one of my first brilliant moves and I was oblivious lol. Got the CM next move though. Not terrible

[limpid viper]

i don't scroll youtube

[torn sparrow]

vro its just upright

[kindred crypt]

how would you like your diagrams? Deepfried.

[limpid viper]

yea you're ai too

[kindred crypt]

I used to be a pilot

[torn sparrow]

bro this is the simplest endgame

[kindred crypt]

Levy Rozman Or Roman Shogdzhiev

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142617095540/review

[lapis cloak]

I cant connect

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (422) vs. techliaz (356)

Move List

1. c4 e6 2. e4 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. cxd5 Bd6 5. a3 Nf6 6. Nc3 O-O 7. g3 c5 8. Bg2 Bg4 9. f3 Bf5 10. d3 Re8+ 11. Nge2 c4 12. dxc4 Re5 13. O-O Bc7 14. Bf4 Re8 15. Nd4 Bd7 16. Bxc7 Qxc7 17. Re1 Rxe1+ 18. Qxe1 Na6 19. Bf1 b5 20. cxb5 Nc5 21. b6 axb6 22. Ndb5 Qb7 23. b4 Nb3 24. Rb1 Nxd5 25. Rxb3 Re8 26. Qd2 Bc6 27. Nxd5 Bxd5 28. Be2 Bxb3 29. Nd6 Qd7 30. Bb5 Qxb5 31. Nxb5 f5 32. Nd6 Re5 33. Qd4 Rd5 34. Qxb6 g6 35. Qd8+ Kg7 36. Qe7+ Kh6 37. Nf7+ Kh5 38. Qg5# 

[limpid viper]

ngl a 200 could solve this endgame

[novel marsh]

80% acc we each only blundered once but i garuntee mine was actually genious and stockfish is just stupid

[lapis cloak]

okay did it work

[kindred crypt]

anyone Rated 1500+ willing to play Me 10 min Unrated

[nimble arch]

smh

[novel marsh]

trust me it should be a genius cause it led to the queen fork

and then he took the bishop like an idiot

[kindred crypt]

Offline

[latent crystal]

Worse than Ur receding hairline!!!

[sour vapor]

if u start at 1000 as a beginner youll lose like 50 games in a row anyway theres nothing wrong with starting at 400

[latent crystal]

More like hairline!

[latent crystal]

Tbh 600 is where people should start

[sour vapor]

i got to 600 after like 3 days of playing i think lmao

i dont remember ever going below like 500

[latent crystal]

Rook g 7, then move white king over

[limpid viper]

nah im only down 130 elo

and my hairline isn't receding

[latent crystal]

Lol

[kindred crypt]

is 400 where you start when you sign up to Chess.com?

[gritty vessel]

[latent crystal]

I've never dropped below an 100

[limpid viper]

i went from 1980 to 1850

[latent crystal]

Oof

[limpid viper]

in a day

[lament prawn]

rip

[latent crystal]

That's rough buddy

[sour vapor]

id be ecstatic with 1800 😮‍💨

[spring ember]

@sour vapor It's more the historics : like a clean start. I don't care if i perma lose. But i will be able to see my progression.

I barely knew how to move. Did blitz randomly vs friends. It's not like i really played. I might do a clean restart. Thx for tips

[last badger]

I got like a year of chess games under some lichess account from 2018 to 2019 but I forgor the username 😢

[sour vapor]

you can if you want but theres basically 0 benefit to it

maybe it feels a bit nicer to start on a fresh account but

yk

isnt it crazy to think that 99.999% of chess games are unique

[limpid viper]

How do you forget a username bro

[sour vapor]

im sure u can still recover the account via email

probably

[last badger]

Its because the username was like Cupp_N0OdL£Zz"

Basically the word "Cup Noodles" but I replaced/added alot of letters/symbols

[spring ember]

@sour vapor Oh yeah, it is only to have a real game history. To see my progression and not just having full red and one green because i trolled. I know that i will perma lose

[raven sinew]

I held my breath for 3 minutes today

[last badger]

I held my fart for 4 minutes today

[balmy python]

i never used to play increment games but ive been enjoying 3+2 a lot recently

Nice to be able to play without a huge chance of the game being decided by some stupid flagging battle

[spring lion]

I held someone hostage for 5mins today

[spring lion]

It’ll be nicer to flag others 😔😌

[last badger]

Stupid flagging battles are so fun tho

[spring lion]

Fr

[turbid jewel]

Kawaii potato 🥔

[formal relic]

Can I send a picture of my cat if she is a chess player

[mortal bronze]

potato

[mortal bronze]

yessss

[formal relic]

Bro looking at me like she wants to play chess 💀 💀

[mortal bronze]

play chess with cat

[formal relic]

MOVE ITTTTT

[balmy python]

does the cat prefer 2 bishops or 2 knights, or knight and bishop

[mortal bronze]

meowwww ittt

[gritty vessel]

[formal relic]

She likes Bishop so 2 bishops

[mortal bronze]

good choice

[formal relic]

Shocks you with 1.d4

[spring lion]

Oh hello 😳 my lc is so laggy btw

[formal relic]

[gritty vessel]

Gonna be a hard match

[mortal bronze]

just farmed someone 100 elo higher than me 4-1 in blitz

[spring lion]

😲wow

[mortal bronze]

lichess has been having connection issues lately

[spring lion]

My lichess ping is like >1000 so I really cant play 😮‍💨

[mortal bronze]

was a much better player than me but was a snail hehe

[spring lion]

Started from yesterday for me

[formal relic]

What if she knows the catalan 😰

[balmy python]

i have this problem where i score well against higher rated players and poorly against lower rated players, it is really annoying

[formal relic]

She might know more theory 😭

[mortal bronze]

awwh. mine is like 300 every time i play. but 1000 is a bit too high

[spring lion]

U flagged him 4 times 🤨

[balmy python]

ill beat a 1300 in blitz then lose to 600s like wtf wrong with me

[formal relic]

Every orange cat is a chess GM 😭

[mortal bronze]

i have the same problem

[spring lion]

300 is so good 💀

I’d be happy to even get 500 at this point

I disconnect once every game for ~10-15s

[mortal bronze]

not all 4 times! but a lot times yeah 🤭

[nimble jacinth]

That cat doesn't look scary, but trust me it is.

[mortal bronze]

actually it might have been all 4 times now that i think about it

[spring lion]

😳🤨

[mortal bronze]

sameee

usually. it's so annoying

[spring lion]

My lichess is actually broken since yesterday for some reason

[mortal bronze]

it's decent i guess. really good compared to 1000 though

[spring lion]

Both on new app and old app it’s not working

[turbid jewel]

It looks sad

[balmy python]

theyve been having issues recently

[spring lion]

Ive never had a ping less than 300 🤡

[mortal bronze]

might be time to change networks

[twilit dew]

Hi beautiful, smart, individuals

[mortal bronze]

that's not good

[spring lion]

Since yesterday? Or was it before

[nimble jacinth]

And then it destroys you

[mortal bronze]

for a month at least

[spring lion]

I’ve tried mobile data and Wi-Fi :( doesn’t work…

[keen hearth]

BLAHG SO FREAKING CLOSE!

[mortal bronze]

awwh

[balmy python]

@kindred crypt when did lichess start having issues for you?

[spring lion]

Oh my lag started from 1 sept

[formal relic]

My cat is a psychopath

[mortal bronze]

i use both too but of them are slow

[mortal bronze]

oh

[spring lion]

Yesterday

[mortal bronze]

gold vs silver?

[balmy python]

that set is so cool wtf 😮

[mortal bronze]

what is this chess bro

[turbid jewel]

I played Mittens several times. And not to mention, completely got destroyed

[nimble jacinth]

The Grob

[formal relic]

Gold vs silver yeah

[formal relic]

Thats the only thing she plays

[keen hearth]

Abandon Chess and return to Shogi

[spring lion]

lol I have that set too

[turbid jewel]

Hey, cat's mommy!

[mortal bronze]

return

like i ever played it

[nimble jacinth]

Show her the Polish then

[twilit dew]

Hi, I'm new

[mortal bronze]

potato what's your blitz?

[formal relic]

Look what else it can do :3 Magnetic lol

[mortal bronze]

pretty cool

[balmy python]

😳😳

[formal relic]

This one is my main board

[twilit dew]

Who tf deleted all of my, "Hi I'm new" messages

I had a streak

[rich sapphire]

Hi new

[nimble jacinth]

Black to move mate in 3 lol

[mortal bronze]

they are targeting you

[formal relic]

Yeah this one was a puzzle i was playing a bit back

[mortal bronze]

cute mate

[rich sapphire]

Bg1

[formal relic]

It is a cute mate lol

[mortal bronze]

never seen that pattern before

[nimble jacinth]

Bg1+ Rxg1 Qf2+ Rg2 Qxg2#

[twilit dew]

They specifically deleted, "Hi, I'm new", because the only one left is when I forgot to write the comma

[formal relic]

Its nastaayy

[rich sapphire]

Wow you need to fix your grammar

[mortal bronze]

i mean. i would just take the queen honestly hehe

[formal relic]

lichess puzzles are goated and this was only 2000 ish rating

[mortal bronze]

the feeling of playing a queen up is unmatched

[formal relic]

either 2000 or 1900

[mortal bronze]

who could have done this

[nimble jacinth]

Nah, to lame. The mate looks cool

[mortal bronze]

it is pretty unique

[turbid jewel]

Guys, I sac my elo to make a 200, 1200.
Is there a possiblelity for the kid to get banned?

[formal relic]

I drew this game the other day and I went crazy

[kindred crypt]

😞

[mortal bronze]

i see like 20 "hi i am new" messages from you

[kindred crypt]

[nimble jacinth]

Black to move, maybe hxg4

[formal relic]

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-champion-acclaim-gif-14687945

[mortal bronze]

looks pretty drawish

[formal relic]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-naroditsky-naroditsky-danya-dnaro-boom-dnaro-ez-gif-25788263

[nimble jacinth]

White could try to use his active King tho

[kindred crypt]

its 39 for me

[rich sapphire]

@twilit dew nobody deleted anything

[formal relic]

I activated my king a bit later, also this game had no time, I played with this 50+ year old guy for like 2 hours at a coffee shop😭 😭

[cosmic wyvern]

dont you notice how london players tend win more games

[formal relic]

Theres this one like 70 year old guy there that slaps me around

[mortal bronze]

i just said a random number

[nimble jacinth]

I think there's no reason to sweat in a just for fun game. So I guess the draw was ok.

[formal relic]

Bro's so defensive and its soooooooo annoying, hes positional and defensive which gets super frustrating

[sudden roost]

dont you notice how i get quiet when theres no one else around me and you and awkward silence oh how i wish you would wake up one day when to me confess your love at leat just let me say oh the burning pain listening to tugju new soulmate she so perfect blah bal blah

https://tenor.com/view/laufey-gif-5004398536554903246

[cosmic wyvern]

enough

[nimble jacinth]

Pictures can't talk they said

[formal relic]

I didnt lose my mind or anything I was joking but I wanted the win and could've won but I messed up my chance to undouble my pawns

[nimble jacinth]

Here you should try to trade the Bishops and activate your King in the game. That's all I can say for the plans of that position

[twilit dew]

Trolling is so fun HHAHAH

[formal relic]

Yeah thats what I did but afterwards I failed to undouble the pawns and we ended up in a drawish position with rooks traded and doubled pawns doing nothing against a king

[nimble jacinth]

What was his next move?

[formal relic]

I forgot I didnt record this game

[shut agate]

does anyone think 1400 blitz players are sometimes more accurate than 2000

[nimble jacinth]

Ok

[rich sapphire]

No

[nimble jacinth]

If a 1400 has a really good day and a 2000 a bad day then could be

[balmy python]

i mean, anyone can have a good game once in a while

[shut agate]

im 2400 and having a good day today, played a 1450 and almost drew

[mint adder]

what the fck

[mortal bronze]

almost

[shut agate]

but won with more talented in endgame

[mortal bronze]

so you did win

good enough

[nimble jacinth]

Maybe you underestimated him

[shut agate]

it's rated game i would never fr lol

[sudden roost]

nice pfp you have there brodie

[shut agate]

did yep

[mortal bronze]

why were you playing rated against 1400 💀

[shut agate]

accidentally clicked on an ongoing arena

almost hit resign also

[mortal bronze]

oh lol

[rich sapphire]

Accidentally

[mortal bronze]

can you accidentally play rated against me?

[shut agate]

heartbeat:

[mint adder]

thanks crodie

[limpid viper]

ofc

[shut agate]

possible

😏

[rich sapphire]

You went to chess.com, clicked on an arena, joined the arena and then played a game... All by accident?

[shut agate]

nah i meant to join the upcoming one

my eyes went off

[spring lion]

Imagine even trying to join an arena 🙂‍↕️

[formal relic]

what's your rating?

[shut agate]

ik what's gonna happen but i always play the first game then run

[mortal bronze]

2100 cc

[shut agate]

cuz +1 at least

[formal relic]

jeeeeeeez

I went to a tournament and a guy there had like 2300 cc

[kindred crypt]

come rated lichess tmmr

[shut agate]

otb?

[formal relic]

cc, not otb

[brazen galleon]

Skill issue

[formal relic]

His otb was like 1600 I think? or 1500

uscf

[brazen galleon]

Typical 400 elo chat

[formal relic]

I just realized that's your name💀

[patent patrol]

I don’t have my adhd meds rn I haven’t been playing

[mortal bronze]

sleep is so annoying man

[nimble arch]

whar

[mortal bronze]

why do i have to sleep

[formal relic]

real

I kinda hate sleeping sometimes

[nimble arch]

Heals all Masks and sets a new savepoint

[brazen galleon]

Ligay.org is only for flaggers with zero skill but fast mouse

[feral kite]

Chess

[limpid warren]

hello

yoo

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-waiting-forever-waiting-for-you-it's-been-84-years-meme-gif-3221316472416716605

[feral kite]

no chess

[mortal bronze]

nicholas jackson

[bitter niche]

so like 1900 uscf

[formal relic]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[brazen galleon]

Skill issue

[zealous marsh]

I'm not moving to München mate

[feral kite]

Nice embed

[formal relic]

I thought it was if youre 2000 cc youre like -700 uscf so 1300 or 1400 uscf

I might be completely wrong

[mortal bronze]

😭

[brazen galleon]

Doch

[mortal bronze]

hey at least you aren't a cb clone anymore!

[formal relic]

I need to play in a bunch of uscf tournaments

My uscf elo is 500💀

[zealous marsh]

@radiant swan we're done 💔

[formal relic]

Since I've played in 2 uscf tournaments ever

[brazen galleon]

There is no excuse for a 500 otb rating. Quit in honour

[formal relic]

🥀

I also dont think my matches were rated since my section to gain rating is supposed to be against other 500s but I played in under 1200 sections placed there manually by the organizer

[brazen galleon]

Fide is so cringe correcting ratings of players by +-1 just randomly without any info like wtf

[mortal bronze]

they do that?

i didn't know that was a thing

[brazen galleon]

They just scammed me off 1 classical elo but also added one blitz elo

[mortal bronze]

imagine someone is peaksitting on 2000 fide and they just troll him by making it 1999

[brazen galleon]

Yeah but peaksitting sitting at 2000 is real poor

[mortal bronze]

let me check if mine has changed (i haven't played in 7 years)

[potent gulch]

Hi chat

[timber badge]

Ifkr

[formal relic]

Who's your guys favorite player

[limpid viper]

myself

[brazen galleon]

Me

[potent gulch]

Uhhhh ig I'd say ... myself?

-Magnus Carlsen

The soviets are scared of me

-Bobby Fischer

[formal relic]

Mine is probly Arjun Eragaisi

[bitter niche]

hell no lol 2000 cc i know like most guys are 1700 uscf

[potent gulch]

Ohhh yee love his game style fr

[formal relic]

oh

[formal relic]

Bro is a killer

[brazen galleon]

Did you mean... Ayran Erigasm?

[bitter niche]

also 1000 uscf is around 1100-1200 cc its closer at that level

starts getting way more inflated at 2000+

[potent gulch]

He's like the joker in super hero movies yk, like the big mad villain lol 🔥

[formal relic]

oh thats good to know, but then it starts dropping off and there's giant walls and skill curves afterwards?

[potent gulch]

Prag Anand better

[formal relic]

Lmfao

[potent gulch]

Lol

[brazen galleon]

tbh that guy is just as cringe as praggnanandha

[formal relic]

Arjun will throw all his pawns at you and you can't do anything about it then he watches you cry.

[potent gulch]

Nahhhh bro's a monster at chess

[limpid viper]

how is prag cringe

what did he do

[brazen galleon]

Indian?

[formal relic]

Cringe?😭

[brazen galleon]

[potent gulch]

More one to my art gallery, UwU

[mortal bronze]

respect my goat prag

[formal relic]

Gukesh is also cool, he also has like 10 books on mentalities of different great athletes and "Goats"

[upper fog]

[potent gulch]

Holy freak, it's 11pm here already

I'ma drink some more coffee

See you buddies

[patent patrol]

Not my favorite Markus screenshot

[strong locust]

Hi

[patent patrol]

Markus deleted that message but not the pеdophile from the server :( —> @olive roost

[strong locust]

That's crazyyy

[grave sapphire]

WHAT

[limpid viper]

reminds me of when i called someone an incel mightymarkus timed me out and let the guy being blatantly racist stay who i called an incel

bro just lacks common sense sometimes

[sudden roost]

mighty markus is that you

[strong locust]

Tag him

[grave sapphire]

Once my friend saw racist people making racist remarks in this server and was warned for asking why the messages were still there

[sudden roost]

pay or gay

[limpid viper]

this server is so cooked 😭

[sudden roost]

moderation here is funny

[grave sapphire]

Being racist ✅
Questioning moderation 🚫

Don’t ban me pls

[sudden roost]

i once got timed out for a week for violence towards children bc i said i like to beat children in chess

[limpid viper]

i think the funnier part was when i dmed mightymarkus and mightymarkus told me the guy was dealt with (he just told him to stop) while i got timed out

like me calling someone being racist an incel deserved a worse punishment than being racist

[patent patrol]

bro they say moderation happens behind closed doors and it just doesnt

[strong locust]

They just think about profit rather than safety our their members

[bitter niche]

got timed out for a day bc i explained a historical massacre in china

[grave sapphire]

The same friend from earlier was warned for having the name “I love men” in the server because “it’s not a dating server” and now there are pride role icons

[patent patrol]

like thats a headache

theres no justification for it

[limpid viper]

• he just told them to stop

[grave sapphire]

o7 automod

[limpid viper]

and surprise surprise he didn't stop being racist and got locked out a few days later

[grave sapphire]

Its possible they were warned in DM’s

[strong locust]

Be careful we all might get timed out coz it's not chess related🤣

[grave sapphire]

I love um smith morra

Phew, we good. Thanks prasan

[sudden roost]

omg i remember when i got timed out for talking about "cheating" in irl relatioships and stuff then i got timed out because "dont make cheating accusations"

[strong locust]

I love kings gambit😍

[grave sapphire]

How dare you!!!!!

[sudden roost]

like please just scroll up

[patent patrol]

If i had a nickel for the amount of times mightymarkus couldnt read

[grave sapphire]

When did he get mod?

[magic shard]

mods when lichess link

[patent patrol]

talking ab someone banned for fairplay or something and no accusations plz

like what bro

[limpid viper]

moderation team is so competent

[grave sapphire]

We love the mod team

[patent patrol]

easiest server to moderate ever

[limpid viper]

i remember when i said girls don't use discord as a joke and they treated me like some sexist monster

[reef venture]

You know there are also limits you get a broad spectrum under the first amendment

whether its nbc or abc if you think theyre biased you deploy some of your best people there

[sudden roost]

wait girls exist on discord 😨

[reef venture]

Yes

[strong locust]

Ya i know this is discord
Its a private company
We don't get first amendment btw

[limpid viper]

careful you might be silenced too

[reef venture]

You are one sir

[bitter niche]

use the word infidelity

or adultery

[reef venture]

This #%%## a sophomore and 18

[sudden roost]

too fancy

[reef venture]

Lmao lmao

[sudden roost]

college sophomore brodie 😔

[bitter niche]

unfaithfulness?

[sudden roost]

that could work

[reef venture]

yeah i know they should be 19

[limpid viper]

they once timed me out for being rude to members trying to help when i just said he cares more about chess-talk being on topic than the mods

[sudden roost]

a one year difference is normal brodie

[reef venture]

What is that disgusting difference

[grave sapphire]

I was 17 going into freshman year, late birthday

[bitter niche]

my gf is two years older (shes 19 im 17)

[grave sapphire]

I’m young for my age

[bitter niche]

pretty normal gap lol

[sudden roost]

okay i see you going after them upperclassmen

actually

[bitter niche]

tbf age gaps are less weird the older you get, 13 and 15 might be percieved as more weird than 17 and 19 even if its the same gap

[bitter niche]

we're same grade im js young side and shes old lmao

[limpid viper]

they're percieved the same vro

[bitter niche]

nah bc 13 is crazy thats like prepubescent

[limpid viper]

did she get held back vro

[sudden roost]

even a one year age diff is weird when ur still in like high school

[patent patrol]

i mean yea maturity

[bitter niche]

nah she immigrated and us education doesnt care abt foreign credits so she was placed once grade below

[bitter niche]

this is nonsense

[patent patrol]

i miss my ex sooooo bad but i hate her

[bitter niche]

keep hating