💬〡chess-talk

[ocean robin]

exactly

[twilit dew]

No

[fresh dagger]

and after 1800 it's even more about luck

[bold root]

Hi anyone wanna play a game

[oblique dagger]

What the helly

[twilit dew]

FM negative aura

[ocean robin]

pause right damn there

[oblique dagger]

No they know how to play

[earnest needle]

Lmao

[mint adder]

well there's a reason they're called funmaster

[twilit dew]

CM positive aura

[spice surge]

this game is not fun..

[ocean robin]

hear me out

[twilit dew]

IM max aura

[spice surge]

like this is not fun. im losing every game.

[kindred crypt]

is the game in question poker?

[twilit dew]

GM slightly less max aura

[fresh dagger]

welcome to the club

[limpid viper]

you deserve to be disconnected from 1 game as punishment for ts

[ocean robin]

blackjack?

[earnest needle]

From WCM to GM all sexy

[mortal latch]

FMs be mid tbh

[magic shard]

they're just haters

[limpid viper]

idk never been there

[twilit dew]

Every FM i know is like negative auda

[mortal latch]

Proove me wemrobg

[earnest needle]

1500 super mid

[ocean robin]

maybe the real sexy was the sexy we made along the way

[mortal bronze]

what about cm?

[magic shard]

it's not a bad server there's good people there

[mint adder]

just shut up

[twilit dew]

Good aura, usually jacked

[ocean robin]

levy rozman

[mortal latch]

Lmaoo jealous asf

[kindred crypt]

funnest game of all time is bully the fat person into giving you his oreos

[mortal bronze]

@tranquil basin

[ocean robin]

thats called self defense he wouldve eaten you

[limpid viper]

you're deadass too freaked out for your own good

[mortal bronze]

that's the only cm i know

[spice surge]

I am not having any fun in this game man

[kindred crypt]

true

[twilit dew]

Yo that’s my cousin what are you doing?

[ocean robin]

you alrigjt?

[mortal bronze]

he's a thief

[mortal latch]

Uhh normal

[twilit dew]

I know a bunch

[mint adder]

the F in my name stands for freaky

[fresh dagger]

it's ok, we've all been there

[ocean robin]

why

[earnest needle]

Same (I don't have an F)

[ocean robin]

i know hinaku karumura

[kindred crypt]

the B in my name stands for Bfreaky

[mortal bronze]

makes sense. you hang out a lot in tmc. opinion on nms?

[mortal latch]

Lan stands for?? Lost and nuts?

[twilit dew]

Too many of my friends are NMs

Very diverse

[fresh dagger]

local area network of course

[earnest needle]

Nikaru Hakamura

[ocean robin]

thats what i said

[spice surge]

I just hate losing so much

[ocean robin]

why doesnt

[earnest needle]

I love losing so much

[ocean robin]

night

[mint adder]

Freaky Local Area Network

[spice surge]

I hate this game man why is losing so easy

How do you win? How do you win? How do you win

[mortal latch]

Sounds like sm weird kink

[twilit dew]

Keep playing

[ocean robin]

freaky loganpaul arachnophobic nutsack

[fresh dagger]

just play good moves bro

[spice surge]

Even if you have a better opening you run out of moves

[earnest needle]

By checkmating the opponents king, abandoment, resignation or timeout

[spice surge]

There are none

There are none. That’s the thing

[twilit dew]

Guys is 700 a good rating?

[ocean robin]

thats called ending the fame

[spice surge]

Most frequently there’s no good moves

[kindred crypt]

yea thats magnus type shit

[fresh dagger]

well, your opponent can run out moves before you do

[earnest needle]

Yes they beat me all the time

[oblique dagger]

Ye very good for beginner

[ocean robin]

ii aspire to be likw you

[spice surge]

They never do

[twilit dew]

Beginner?

[limpid viper]

blitz is brainrot

[twilit dew]

[fresh dagger]

there is only one reasonable answer though (grind grind grind)

[mortal latch]

F- who
L- even
A- cares
N -atp

[twilit dew]

Thank you Astrai

[mint adder]

@everybody vote yall

[kindred crypt]

(not because they are good)

[earnest needle]

Rapid is brain cancer

[mint adder]

invalid acronym

[earnest needle]

Because they cheat

[ocean robin]

daily is just straight hard drugs

[spice surge]

This is just not fun

[mint adder]

chat wants me to revise the Bird's Opening :D

[mortal latch]

Invalid invalidity

[mint adder]

I'm holding White today fosho

[oblique dagger]

Yes

[twilit dew]

I’m like 2100 rapid but 700 on other ratings chat is that sus?

[fresh dagger]

bullet is cardiac arrest

[kindred crypt]

i would but there isnt a "gamble away life savings" option

[earnest needle]

Classical is head injury

[ocean robin]

your opinion is no longer valid

[mortal latch]

Or the kids college fund

[ocean robin]

spell is like a warm hug but youre really just burning in a fireplace

[mortal bronze]

i change my vote

[kindred crypt]

heart surgery money too

[ocean robin]

oddly specific i know

[mortal latch]

Opinions change and my opinion is that my opinion is valid

[mint adder]

life savings over here blud

[fresh dagger]

of course that's sus, means you can't put moves in the engine in time when playing blitz

[mortal latch]

The money i earned for a soo called charity for cancer patients too

[ocean robin]

your opinion contradicts 2 others with its invalidity. therefore, due to utilitarianism, you should remake your opinion before it and others are deemed invalid

[earnest needle]

My opinion is the only true one and my opinion is that yours is wrong

[kindred crypt]

damn thats 39 more coins than what i care for

[spice surge]

I’m just not having any fun playing chess

[twilit dew]

No I’m just bad at fast

[mortal latch]

My opinion is that your a big fat idiot

[twilit dew]

I’m bad at thinking fast. But, when it’s rapid I have time to think

[ocean robin]

you just gotta have fast fingers

[earnest needle]

Who has fun playing chess?

[ocean robin]

fair enough i prefer rapid

[forest cobalt]

HOW DO I SHARE THE SCREEN

RUUHHHH

[spice surge]

I just lost again.

[kindred crypt]

we can cure cancer twice when we win

[mortal latch]

My opinion is that you use big words to sound smart

[twilit dew]

Yeah also I lag a lot, that explains the rating difference

[ocean robin]

gives me enough time to start insulting the other guy

[reef venture]

Guys i lived 25 moves against stockfish

[earnest needle]

My opinion is that you are right

[fresh dagger]

yeah yeah wink wink

[mortal latch]

ALL ON RED

[kindred crypt]

peasant

[ocean robin]

the only issue with this is that i am neither big smart or word

[earnest needle]

I lived 2

[kindred crypt]

You missed on a lot earlier today. 5 titled players graced my arena and 38 2K+ and 2K under joined. Would have been cooler if you were there

[forest cobalt]

PEOPLE WHY CANT I SHERE MY SCREEN

[mortal latch]

My opinion is that you should bend down

[ocean robin]

over*

[mortal latch]

And touch grass

[ocean robin]

oh

[mortal bronze]

can i see the overall standings?

[earnest needle]

Ew no

[limpid viper]

please don't let new ass accounts in next time though 😭

[earnest needle]

Anything but that

[mortal latch]

Ts gyour fine with the other? 😭

[kindred crypt]

i hit that 7 when the dealer shows a 9

[ocean robin]

smoke it instead

[spice surge]

I hate Qh5

[earnest needle]

No comment

[spice surge]

It’s so broken. Qh5 is unbelievably broken

[twilit dew]

My other ratings and my rapid rating

[mortal latch]

When the dealer makes 21 with 6 cards

[ocean robin]

would you hit on a 20

[twilit dew]

Chat is this sus?

[ocean robin]

just for fun

[mortal latch]

Ahh hell nahh

[limpid viper]

yea im reporting you

[fresh dagger]

instant ban

[ocean robin]

ok why is it legitimately just a straight vertical goddamn line

[earnest needle]

I love it

[kindred crypt]

see if the link is working https://www.chess.com/tournament/live/dahlias-blitz-open-arena--5903687

[spice surge]

i am completely losing my mind

[kindred crypt]

only if shes cute

[spice surge]

loss streaking.

[ocean robin]

stop tilting

[reef venture]

Sir did you do the fools mate

[mortal latch]

Gud keep ya mouth shut

[spice surge]

most chess moves have insanely low counterplay.

[mortal latch]

Let em be

[reef venture]

Did this #%%# go g4 and f4?

[ocean robin]

my brother in bin ladin that is not what i meant

[mortal latch]

You a bot gang

[spice surge]

like. im not even playing bad.

[kindred crypt]

skill issue

[fresh dagger]

90% of gambler quit before they win big

[spice surge]

im not even playing bad.

[limpid viper]

yes you are

[spice surge]

im just losing ebcause its so easy to win free pieces before move 5-6

[azure pivot]

You’ve just inspired me to go to the pokies♥️

[spice surge]

i check every single game with stockfish

and every single game i am even

[limpid viper]

no ur just bad

[kindred crypt]

ayo, mairos and max had the same score

[kindred crypt]

oh, then nah too old

[mortal latch]

NO ONE CARES

[spice surge]

im losing my mind playing this game

feels so hard to learn. feels so hard to win.

[ocean robin]

become hard to win

[spice surge]

in chess.com?

[fresh dagger]

bro, if you aren't enjoying, take a break, return in a week

[kindred crypt]

i survived 1 move against stock fish

[ocean robin]

man resigned

[spice surge]

437

[limpid viper]

well done

[azure pivot]

I’ve had a revolution bro

[mortal latch]

Peed yo pants?

[kindred crypt]

e4 is scary

[kindred crypt]

more than piss in thos pants

[mortal bronze]

yes it is. thank you

[limpid viper]

does vro mean revelation

[mortal bronze]

i missed it sadly

[spice surge]

this game is just hard to win

[earnest needle]

Na3 is horror movie

[limpid viper]

ki proving the stereotypes about australians 😭

[azure pivot]

Yeah fxk

[ocean robin]

man i really hate it when they play the 2nd most common move in the world

[azure pivot]

Cuz I haven’t slept😭

[mortal latch]

Oh were your wearing brown pants if not your gon neex to wash it hard

[fresh dagger]

not so hard for your opponent though

[spice surge]

in 400 elo they just run down your pieces

[mortal bronze]

sleep

[spice surge]

and you can't do anything.

[limpid viper]

is bro gonna share what it is

[earnest needle]

Isn't it the first one?

[spice surge]

yeah i try to develop because development is good

and they just run my pieces down. its so stupid

[fresh dagger]

run their piece down, what's the deal

[mortal latch]

Who are you replying yo

[ocean robin]

same thing man

[spice surge]

d5 into d4 into take my knight on c3

[earnest needle]

Second is d4

[spice surge]

its so easy to do and so hrad to beat

[ocean robin]

oh right

[spice surge]

they dont move their pieces yet

[limpid viper]

ts is screenshot worthy though i've had a revolution

[spice surge]

they only move their pawns

[ocean robin]

WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT A SECOND

[mortal latch]

You want to see a ss?

[fresh dagger]

have you tried move your pawns too?

[ocean robin]

if 50% chance black/white x 50% chance of e5/d5

[limpid viper]

sure

[spice surge]

i do they just ignore it

[ocean robin]

then you basically just lose every 4 games if e5 = resign

[kindred crypt]

my screen shot is better

[azure pivot]

oh no

[fresh dagger]

I mean you are allowed to move your pawns, it's the rules

[ocean robin]

which is better than my average

[azure pivot]

tough

[spice surge]

yeah they took my knight when i ignored

so i can't ignore because they take my pieces for free

[limpid viper]

what was bro gonna say

[spice surge]

no

[fresh dagger]

why didn't you move your knight out of the way, are you stupid?

[azure pivot]

I’ve been looking into psychology behind blitz time management

[spice surge]

i thought thats bad

moving the same piece twice is bad development.

[mortal bronze]

😭

[limpid viper]

okay

im taking notes ki share your knowledge

[mortal bronze]

and here i am watching hikaru videos

[fresh dagger]

yeah, like losing a piece for a pawn is better alternative

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-strange-mob-gif-12413747667150461911

[limpid viper]

lowkey i feel like if you play fast in blitz it makes your opponent also play fast and then they blunder some shit cause they're playing fast

[mortal bronze]

2100

[fresh dagger]

it's 4 am go to sleep

[spice surge]

either way i am at a disadvantage

[azure pivot]

So far, I can conclude that when a time disparity of 2:45-2:30 is reached in a 3+0 game, you are SIGNIFICANTLY more likely to win the game

[mortal bronze]

but you are playing fast too and just as likely to blunder

[mortal latch]

Too late

[limpid viper]

this would be true if you assumed i thought for any of my moves

[mortal bronze]

huh really??

[spice surge]

it feels unfair how easy it is to force me into that position

[limpid viper]

if i take time im just staring at the screen a bit longer

[azure pivot]

this is true

[limpid viper]

nothing goes on in my head vro

[twilit dew]

Would you rather be a titled chess player of a swe at google

[mortal latch]

Th is this a virus

[mortal bronze]

for all ratings? or for some specific rating

[limpid viper]

are we meant to know what this means

[fresh dagger]

just being swe anywhere is already better than being titled chess player

[kindred crypt]

same, in the left side of my brain nothing is right, and on the right side there is nothing left

[twilit dew]

How old are you?

[mortal latch]

Bye guys

[mortal bronze]

soon

[mortal latch]

Got banned

[mortal bronze]

i don't feel that sleepy

[azure pivot]

I can’t broadly speak as I’ve looked into 100+ of my games, but it’s based of my personal games

[vocal musk]

ignore what

[kindred crypt]

fore the best

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[azure pivot]

Like my win percentage is about 74% when 2:45-2:30 is reached

[limpid viper]

nah bro don't group me in with you

[mortal latch]

I just said k m s

[mortal bronze]

yes. but i do have exams on wednesday

[limpid viper]

i have stuff going on in my head just not when i play chess

[twilit dew]

Would you rather be a swe at google or a GM

[mortal latch]

That all i said

[limpid viper]

tf is a swe

[mortal latch]

Id rather take dih

[kindred crypt]

man dont think im happy you are the definition of unintelligible

[mortal bronze]

interesting. sample size is too low to draw any conclusions imo. and it is more of a specific case study. you only looked at your games so it probably only applies to you

[azure pivot]

let’s turn off the phone for the night and read a book🥀

[mortal bronze]

or people similar to you

[mortal latch]

Alr gang if you say soo
Its 4 am btw

[limpid viper]

no i'm not i communicate with people on a deeper level than language currently allows us to

[azure pivot]

Yes this is true, sample size is also small but i have checked out around 100 games so it is somewhat correlated

[bitter orchid]

K e4

[kindred crypt]

*too

[fresh dagger]

P c6

[azure pivot]

Indian spotted

[limpid viper]

that's why the lion does not roar at me and instead offers me tea

[dense umbra]

Where is apo

[mortal latch]

Ayoo all south asians are Indians now? Aww hell nahh

[azure pivot]

I just assumed from your time bruh

[dense umbra]

Vienna gambit is the best opening

[fresh dagger]

who else has 1:21 am right now

[kindred crypt]

i beat magnus carlson in a 1v1, and that was before i started playing chess for the first time

[mortal latch]

I said a rounded off value

[dense umbra]

I beat His sister Nora who is 2200

[bitter orchid]

Why not

[limpid viper]

didn't learn what it was until today so its irrelevant

stop saying ur unknown ass openings are the best

[fresh dagger]

carlson's weak, what about Carlsen?

[mortal latch]

What about him

[kindred crypt]

its his evil twin

[soft mason]

haven't analysed it with engine yet but this position is so tragic 😭 😭 I feel like black could do somthing if that past pawn just a tiny bit slower.

like sliding in with the Knight on d4 and then sacking it, followed by queen sack and rook mate on the a file

[dense umbra]

Its a good opening what are u talking about The power of this opening is overwhelming

[azure pivot]

Everyone be thinking they concocted the perfect opening repertoire

[fresh dagger]

no that would be Carlos Magnussen

[kindred crypt]

man why are you posting about chess in here, do you take us for nerds?

[limpid viper]

allat to fumble when the first opportunity arises

[thick pond]

chat its 3 am still i m playing chess

[fresh dagger]

behold: perfect repertoire: Queens' Gambit as white and caro as Black

[mortal latch]

Go home twin

[dense umbra]

Tomorrow is back to school

[mortal latch]

[kindred crypt]

they are the same dude why doesnt know how to spell his own name roght

[thick pond]

oh

[fresh dagger]

don't remind please

[kindred crypt]

jokes on you im in my home

[thick pond]

i dont hav school tdy

[dense umbra]

Oh? Why

[mortal latch]

And im under your bed

[dense umbra]

[thick pond]

um its a holiday

[kindred crypt]

jokes on i have been haunted by a 12 year old i pulled over on a couple years ago he will spook you away

[fresh dagger]

interesting how in the off topic chat they discuss chess and here is nothing about chess

[dense umbra]

Not in France, but when does school start where you live?

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[limpid viper]

You sleep with a 12 year old???

[thick pond]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[thick pond]

tmmr

[azure pivot]

The caro is refuted

[kindred crypt]

no he watches me sleep, so its fine

[limpid viper]

Caro refutes e4 bro

[thick pond]

due to heavy rain som of area here flooded

[soft mason]

refuted vs d4? Or in general

[azure pivot]

We both know this to be untrue

[mortal latch]

Jokes on you i will come for you and the kid

[mortal bronze]

i can't play against caro...

[dense umbra]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fresh dagger]

yeah, that's why at my level almost everyone plays 1. d4, because they fear caro

[limpid viper]

Rapid game tried to refute caro lost we all know what’s true ki

[fresh dagger]

play 1. d4, and you shall never face caro

[thick pond]

anyways nice to meet you shin i hope we can be good friends in the future

[mortal bronze]

i won't play that

[dense umbra]

Learn chess

[mortal bronze]

i am trying

[dense umbra]

Don't give up

[mortal bronze]

i haven't so far

[thick pond]

ig u would hav a rating of 1000 ?

[azure pivot]

I then proceeded to play perfect chess and demonstrate the true power of be2 in the advance caro in a display of positional brilliance, highlighting the weakness of the caro against a true lion 🦁

[kindred crypt]

jokes on you the kid has super powers he will throw you into a polar express

[azure pivot]

Learn short variation it’s fun and good

[mortal latch]

Jokes on you there more kids on the polar express
Imma touch em all

[mortal bronze]

what's that?

[bitter niche]

fantasy > all

[limpid viper]

Don’t care I only made the wrong move to test ur caro theory get better vro

[kindred crypt]

man works for roblox

[bitter niche]

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. f3 1-0

[mortal latch]

I wish

[mortal bronze]

i am looking into e4 c6 d4 d5 e5 bf5 h4 h5 c4 right now

[raven delta]

decent but booked up caro players can get good fighting positions + lots of theory for both sides

[bitter niche]

ew

[mortal bronze]

won't i have to learn a lot of theory

[bitter niche]

3. f3 1-0

[azure pivot]

yeah but your opponents probs don’t know it either

[raven delta]

learn endgame offer system its literally 3 lines of theory

[azure pivot]

Why are all your takes so tough🔥

[torpid summit]

[kindred crypt]

who here wants to play chess

[bitter niche]

its all bc i beat bones

[torpid summit]

Anyone up

[azure pivot]

Your simply the goat

[mortal bronze]

they will definitely know more than me if they have played caro enough.

[raven delta]

I dont remember when I last studied anything against the caro because its that easy lmao (this system takes one hour)

[tawdry mango]

who be watching the Louisiana State Championship rn 💀

[mortal bronze]

what's that?

[azure pivot]

Look at this shit

[raven delta]

white tries to trick black into a miserable endgame with a 65% winrate and otherwise white plays a KIA setup with h3 g3

[azure pivot]

10 second players are relentless😭

[torpid summit]

I twerk for u if u defeat me

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[raven delta]

yeah but even so the endgame allows good chances, and the g5 h5 plan is barely displayed below 2000 fide

because it requires people to have lots of games in the caro + a chessable course which explains why g5 h5 is the only solution (otherwise its just guessing in the dark for black)

[bitter niche]

<@&745328830649991179> weird reaction spam

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[torpid summit]

Thanks

[bitter niche]

<@&745328830649991179>

[torpid summit]

😛

WOMP WOMP

[kindred crypt]

Yeah buddy

[torpid summit]

Ragebait

😍

[thick pond]

hey

[torpid summit]

Yes

[raven delta]

I have tried lots of other systems against the caro and they take like 10x as many lines

[thick pond]

lol

[torpid summit]

😝

[raven delta]

and you learn lots about endgame activity, center control, maneuvering and the power of spatial advantage despite a temporary uncastled king

[torpid summit]

Ya all noobs play with me

[kindred crypt]

nerd talking about chess

[raven delta]

no I hate chess

[kindred crypt]

damn same

[raven delta]

thats why I am on a chess discord because i am too depressed to play and study more

[kindred crypt]

yea i hate this game

[raven delta]

only to get beaten by little kids who can barely read or write yet and still win

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554331918884274196/1384487325966405662/image0.gif

[torpid summit]

What's ur elo

[kindred crypt]

u watched the game?

[raven delta]

I dont wanna know how insane bobby fischer would become if he was born right after 2000

[kindred crypt]

more or less than 6

[torpid summit]

Wanna play

[kindred crypt]

no

[kindred crypt]

when did he die

[torpid summit]

🥹👍🏻

I was born then

[raven delta]

unpopular opinion but i still like kasparov and karpov games more than fischers

fischers were simply too many sacrifices and absurd tactical shots

[kindred crypt]

unpopular opinion i think magnus should give me a cheese sandwich

[raven delta]

i dont know why but the longer i play chess the worse my life gets

I rage quit more and more often waste even more time become chopped and an outsider

[kindred crypt]

vvvvv nerd vvvvv

[kindred crypt]

how old r u

[raven delta]

the only thing a chess player does is 1. spam blitz and bullet 2. spam calculation exercises 3. study openings 4. read books 5. be depressed after losing 6. bang the table after being flagged

[raven delta]

16

[kindred crypt]

play rapid

[loud dome]

Saved

[kindred crypt]

look at this nerd talking about chess fo something cool like gambling

[raven delta]

typical case of black has no time to realise the stalemate

black probably about to throw his mouse

[loud dome]

Only 20 seconds in 3+2

[empty mortar]

Just dissociate yourself from your rating

Some games you play to win, some games you play to learn to win

[kindred crypt]

ppl only care about rating

[empty mortar]

Most player below like maybe 2400 are good at one or two things and mediocre at others

[kindred crypt]

nah i care about my ego more tbh

[nimble arch]

ohwow

[empty mortar]

“500-999 rated” 😭

[nimble arch]

egoisnotratingbased

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[kindred crypt]

its acually 5000 - 9999 rated its just bugged

[nimble arch]

YouCanHaveEgoWirhoutBigNumber

[empty mortar]

Real

[kindred crypt]

take that back before i hack your toaster

[raven delta]

The difference is the speed of learning. Indian kids become better in 2 years than you after 5, its not fair

[nimble arch]

Idonthaveatoaster

[empty mortar]

Not me tho I’m built different

[kindred crypt]

environment

[kindred crypt]

then your air frier

they are surrounded by many good chess players

[nimble arch]

isalreadybroken

[kindred crypt]

im going to fix it then hack it

[empty mortar]

Besides some kid who’s being forced to learn chess shouldn’t steal your joy

[mortal bronze]

not much. i was at a friends place and we were playing playstation

[kindred crypt]

its better u didnt watch

cause we played so horrible

[mint adder]

predicted bro's premove

[raven delta]

They are not forced they just have fun and spam chess training for 10 hours

[mortal bronze]

no i did watch for like 20 minutes

and yeah it was horrible

la liga looks difficult this season

[empty mortar]

I mean they are pressured into having fun

[kindred crypt]

we need to find a solution asap

[empty mortar]

Child education is basically manipulation

[mortal bronze]

i don't see one

[kindred crypt]

rayo stadium was so ass too

[nimble arch]

uwin？

[empty mortar]

If you think about it they’re learning some silly game instead of differential geometry

[mortal bronze]

it always is

small ass stadium

[empty mortar]

Might as well practice Fortnite atp

[kindred crypt]

someone give this man a space bar

garcia performed so well tho im glad we got him

[raven delta]

I mean chess is way more difficult than maths, and recently i saw an 8 year old chinese on yt wio explained integrals (graduation level )

[nimble arch]

ICannotDoSpaceRnElseThisHappens

[mint adder]

duh

I don't think bro knows London theory

[empty mortar]

“X is more difficult that Y” is always a fallacy

[nimble arch]

idonotfeellikechangingit_

[empty mortar]

If it’s easier you can do more of it to the point that it’s harder

Contradicts itself

[raven delta]

Okay its 1 am my brain is mush

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2222 (peak)
Blitz: 2179 (2188 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2233 peak)

[mint adder]

tf still not peak yet?

[nimble arch]

nowblitz_

[empty mortar]

Can we agree that calc 3 is about as hard as 2000 chess elo or nah

I’ve done calc 3 before 2000 elo lmao

[kindred crypt]

imagine only being 2222 rated

[nimble arch]

Calc 3 you have over 10 years of schooling

[raven delta]

I mean maths is even more textbook than chess, you work thrpugh one single book and get a perfect score on calc 3

[nimble arch]

Chess 2000 you do not study for 10 years

[kindred crypt]

nah understanding your gf is harder (so is getting one)

[empty mortar]

Not if you study properly instead of relying on a bad system

[empty mortar]

Real

[nimble arch]

We dont sutdy properly in chess either

[kindred crypt]

did chess ever helped u in academic results

[empty mortar]

Let’s lower it down to calc 2

[raven delta]

I wonder how the girl rate is on this server💀

[empty mortar]

No but I make money off it

[mortal bronze]

did academic results ever help you in chess?

[empty mortar]

It’s also enjoyable

[kindred crypt]

the opposite actually

[empty mortar]

@nimble arch is calc 2 as hard as 2200

That’s a bit of a downgrade from my original point

[kindred crypt]

having a taste of their own medicine learning how to play chess

[raven delta]

Chess allows you to get the structured concepts on how to memorize properly (understand) and enhance your knowledge long term

[kindred crypt]

i have learnt chess since i was a kid maths was never that difficult imo

[empty mortar]

Ig it helps more if taught early on?

[nimble arch]

Idk

[kindred crypt]

thats what im saying

[empty mortar]

You could argue most activities in life enhance something

[raven delta]

For instance I m learning latin and in order to read the language i cannot just memorize but i need to understand and repeat the same pattern (grammar), which is basically chess analsying

[empty mortar]

Maybe exclude being hit on the head

[kindred crypt]

yes throwing bricks at homeless people enhances my coolness

[empty mortar]

Good argument lmao

[kindred crypt]

would u teach ur son chess in the future?

[empty mortar]

I was thinking of comparing chess to academics as a statistics project

[mint adder]

LMAOAOAOAO

[empty mortar]

What country is he from I already have a guess

[mint adder]

US

[kindred crypt]

"I knew I we're cheating", got a cheating confession there ban em

[empty mortar]

Must be lying, I’m never wrong

[mint adder]

HOLY COPIUM

bro hung a rook :on purpose" and if I take I'm a cheater

[kindred crypt]

send his user i will report him instead

[mint adder]

😭

[mortal bronze]

you can see it in the message

[kindred crypt]

bro im so stupid

[empty mortar]

No, unless he stumbles onto it randomly and asks

[mortal bronze]

issok

[loud dome]

How often have you seen triple g pawns

[empty mortar]

There’s no real benefit from some random IM

[nimble arch]

Cheatwill always=cheat：

[kindred crypt]

avarge 400 game

[empty mortar]

About once in a now

[mint adder]

brodie played Rg8, Qd6 and Kd7, broski's positionally lost smh

[nimble arch]

i_hate_this_keyboard

[empty mortar]

Bl*tz chess 🥶

[nimble arch]

guys_he_cheat_has_engine_!!!!!

[mortal bronze]

pixel lost his space key

[empty mortar]

If it can be even called chess

[fleet dove]

ggs

[empty mortar]

Ctrl c a space character

[mortal bronze]

score?

[fleet dove]

last game might've been a draw at some point

[fleet dove]

maybe I had a fortress dunno

[kindred crypt]

yeah no wonder, hes a grandpa

[nimble arch]

：（

[loud dome]

This is what Bird does to people. It drives them insane

[empty mortar]

Platinum membership too

[nimble arch]

the_bird_players

[mortal bronze]

how i play chess

[loud dome]

Are you okay?

[mortal bronze]

his space key isn't working 😭

[nimble arch]

maybe

[mortal bronze]

it's so funny

[loud dome]

How do you break your keyboard

[mortal bronze]

idk

[fleet dove]

apparently I had g5 here wow

yea f3 was a terrible move I just couldn't think of something better to play lmfao

[kindred crypt]

Slowly escaping the matrix👀

[kindred crypt]

g5 looks like a very natural move

[nimble arch]

geometry_dash

[mint adder]

that's exactly why I play that

[empty mortar]

Interesting choice to chose _ over camel case

[fleet dove]

very natural indeed, regrettably it was not played

[kindred crypt]

regrettably

[empty mortar]

Many interesting decisions here lmao

[fleet dove]

bro is stealing my lines

[empty mortar]

Chess lines too

[soft mason]

which opening has the most attacking chances? without being completely refuted?

[nimble arch]

Bad_choice_Prep_machineeee

[empty mortar]

As white? I gotta push jobava London propaganda

[kindred crypt]

london

[fleet dove]

all openings have attacking chances when you're bad

it literally doesn't matter

[empty mortar]

g4 janowski too

[azure pivot]

Sheesh

[empty mortar]

Such a great opening it should be named after me

[fleet dove]

mods please cremate this discord user

[kindred crypt]

pawn k4 as opening move is instantly winning for black since white played an illegal move so they are disqualified

[empty mortar]

Only problem is your opponent has to be delusional enough to play a6!?

[nimble arch]

Recently_I_have_been_a_fan_of_the_centre_game_with_Qxd4_Qe3_Bd2_Nc3_o-o-o_fthree

[fleet dove]

wtf is this snakecase bs

[nimble arch]

itis-0.3

[empty mortar]

Centre game what are you 1000?

[kindred crypt]

why are you using under_scores

[nimble arch]

keyboard_

[empty mortar]

Why don’t you ctrl c a space character bruh

[nimble arch]

lazy

[empty mortar]

If you say so

Weird choice for sure

[inner turret]

lol

[empty mortar]

Catalan would’ve carried you to 4800

[raven delta]

Carried me to 1700otb back then what variation did you play, qe3 main line?

[kindred crypt]

catalan sucks

[inner turret]

guys how can i get permission to chat in improvement talk

[kindred crypt]

the scandinavian defence blackburnekoolsterboure gambit is the best opening

[empty mortar]

I feel like e5 players should know that tho

[kindred crypt]

you arnt allowed to improve

[empty mortar]

I ofc don’t have a clue about centre game

[inner turret]

why

[nimble arch]

queenSideCasleOne?

[fleet dove]

...qc4 center game

[kindred crypt]

blame magnus he stole all of the skill gaining

[nimble arch]

yay

[raven delta]

Do you play the qf4 pawn sacrifice line like in the gukesh vs duda game recently?

[inner turret]

ty i report him

but fr i just cannot chat in improvement talk wtf

[empty mortar]

Verify your account

!trusted

[glass robin]

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[inner turret]

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[glass robin]

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[mint adder]

2200S DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ENDGAMES LMAOOO

[mortal bronze]

interesting. bones is 9.5-1.5 against me i think

[empty mortar]

Bro did not have to type the same command

[mortal bronze]

there are levels to this

[inner turret]

!verify

how can i verify

[limpid viper]

how 😭

[mortal bronze]

okay it's 9.5-2.5. but still really bad.

[kindred crypt]

can someone give me free elo please

[mortal bronze]

his time management is really good. i cannot compete.

[limpid viper]

ok thats better than 9.5 to 1.5

[empty mortar]

If it makes you feel better I’m only down like 3-5 games against bones and ur positive against me

[mortal bronze]

not by much

[raven delta]

Oh, anyway I think Qe3 is fine, but the issue remain the xrays through the rook on the efile so i have almost exclusively studied Qd3 instead of qe3

[mortal bronze]

that did not make me feel better

[empty mortar]

It’s 18-21

[mortal bronze]

making me feel even worse

[empty mortar]

I need to rematch you some day

[mortal bronze]

i need to dodge

[empty mortar]

Can’t believe I lost a couple of times on mobile and you dodged

Peak sitting in friendly duels

[mortal bronze]

i am peak sitting everywhere

[kindred crypt]

imagine playing chess

[lavish tulip]

real

[empty mortar]

Hope chess from a 2400 rated player

[inner turret]

asd

[empty mortar]

Or more but ur ahh isn’t connected

[mortal bronze]

blitz is hopechess

[fleet dove]

hop on if you want to see how

[mortal bronze]

he's 2700 i think

[fleet dove]

we are 17-2 you should not be talking helo

[mortal bronze]

peak anyway. idk his current elo

[limpid viper]

no we're not

[empty mortar]

So sigma

[fleet dove]

yes we are

sorry

pardon me you're right

we're actually 18-2

[limpid viper]

i was weaker back then tho

[lavish tulip]

Yes!

[kindred crypt]

i bet id beat all of you at chess

[fleet dove]

dxe4

it's a little played gambit where white enters the endgame a pawn down

but has initiative

exactly

[empty mortar]

Bro enters the endgame a pawn down

[inner turret]

i feel threatened

[empty mortar]

Intersting choice

[fleet dove]

I have a line in the accelerated dragon where white goes into a pawn down endgame too

it's actually an insanely practical line

[nimble arch]

honestlygoodscore_for_helo

[inner turret]

accelerated dragon is so bad opening

[empty mortar]

You should push that line onto people so I can play accel dragon

[limpid viper]

if it was today you couldn't beat me 18-2 anyway

[fleet dove]

very fair

[empty mortar]

Pterodactyl defence has an aura name

[limpid viper]

i am now 200 points higher rated 🥶

[fleet dove]

helps also with 1.e6 move order so you can consolidate your repertoire

benoni + french

[empty mortar]

Booty cheeks

[nimble arch]

ohno

[fleet dove]

black can hold onto it with f5

but f3 is coming and it gets dicey for black

[inner turret]

our IM coach said just forget accelerated dragon thats a really shit opening

[empty mortar]

I wish u played Benoni or French against me lmao

[inner turret]

and he is true

[fleet dove]

my most played opening against d4 is the benoni

[empty mortar]

I play grand prix against it ig

[hexed ocean]

does anyone know any grandmasters who teach the scotch opening on youtube

[fleet dove]

you just play 2.Nf3 so and I don't play nimzo so I don't play 2...e6

[empty mortar]

I am grateful you let me play instructive games where I’m not instantly winning

[empty mortar]

That’s exactly the idea behind nf3

[fleet dove]

💀

[open sequoia]

Idk

[nimble arch]

f3

[fleet dove]

📠

[open sequoia]

I mean do gms even play scotch often

[fleet dove]

you know I'm a huge benoni believer

[empty mortar]

Some do

[inner turret]

i love playing against benoni

the only Benoni i love is Czech Benoni

[empty mortar]

Me too

Ik like 3 white setups against different cringe move orders

[nimble arch]

as_a_closed_positon_bad_at_chess_guy_me_no_like_benoni_even_tho_I_often_get_into_benoni_positions_

[fleet dove]

czech benoni is literal dogwater

[inner turret]

but its fun

[fleet dove]

I enjoy the fianchetto benoni positions but if I were principled I'd play the taimanov

[nimble arch]

is+2vs+1

[inner turret]

in blitz

[nimble arch]

isok

[empty mortar]

It’s in the course but idk why

c5 is indeed not covered lmao

[inner turret]

i feel way better here than in cs community hahahaah

[empty mortar]

Qid is supposed to be worse after g3 or a3 anyway

3. g3 looks silly tho

[fleet dove]

well a qid is practically impossible with 3 g3

[nimble arch]

compsci_or_counterstrike

[empty mortar]

I mean nf3 g3

[fleet dove]

although I have a nice line in the qid

7.h4!?

[nimble arch]

?

[empty mortar]

Ofc

[inner turret]

counterstrike

[fleet dove]

it's really not

for either side

[empty mortar]

Also idk why u allow b5 to stop c4

But I’ve not looked into such bs

[fleet dove]

wdym

[empty mortar]

Like u either play d4 and delay c4 or c4 and delay d4

Both of which are supposed to have drawbacks but idk how

[fleet dove]

I delay d4 yes but I never delay c4

c4 is either the first second or third move I play

[empty mortar]

Must’ve been like 1 game I misremembered then

[fleet dove]

delaying c4 is also fine

[empty mortar]

Yh but I’ve been told not to do it cz b5

[fleet dove]

b5 stops c4 yea but I'm fine with it

some people aren't fine with it

personal taste

[empty mortar]

there’s this funny line Nf3 b5 I’ll look into it

[fleet dove]

the spassky or something right

that's what it's called

[empty mortar]

Idk

[nimble arch]

isfunoneIplayeditvszigzag

[fleet dove]

I don't remember

[inner turret]

but these gambits are not that good

[nimble arch]

vskia,yes

[empty mortar]

Zigzag knows like 0 opening theory tho

[nimble arch]

NahHeKnowsMoreThanHeSaysHeDoes

[fleet dove]

use voice to text or something man wtf is this LOL

[empty mortar]

Hard to read indeed

_ is too closely related to p*thon so keep camel case up

[magic shard]

zigzag moment

[reef venture]

Guys

Did you know 32 razors are 10 dollars on temu

[hexed ocean]

are there any openings (apart from queens gambit) that actually get taught by grandmasters

[reef venture]

Im loaded rn who wanna have a shaving competition

[reef venture]

B3

[empty mortar]

Most openings are

[hexed ocean]

queens fianchetto?

[reef venture]

Nf3

Yes

[empty mortar]

Gms play everything that’s sound

[hexed ocean]

so scotch isnt sound?

[empty mortar]

And some of what’s not sound

[empty mortar]

Gms play the scotch

[hexed ocean]

then how comes i cant find a grandmaster teaching the scotch

[empty mortar]

There’s more GMs in the world than you know from watching candidates

[kindred crypt]

Hope I made my daddy papi father proud

[empty mortar]

Jakub kosakowski

If there’s a will there’s a way

[nova mortar]

Yo

@potent gulch

[kindred crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/695700549747736678/1096549543778205776/voicemessage.gif

[empty mortar]

Too pixelated

[reef venture]

who here is gm

[fleet dove]

if an opening has been played by a grandmaster then it has been taught

[kindred crypt]

get a better device

[mortal bronze]

papi?

[empty mortar]

@fleet dove

[hexed ocean]

but i cant find a video

[kindred crypt]

me

[fleet dove]

this is true I'm the GM of my local mcdonalds

[nimble arch]

gameman

[kindred crypt]

Omg.. as an orphan who likes playing chess, I find duolingo chess very healing

[mortal bronze]

oh nvm i am stupid

[hexed ocean]

im giving up on the scotch

im playing the queens gambit

[empty mortar]

Play jobava London before it’s too late

[hexed ocean]

How

[empty mortar]

Catalan is aura too

[empty mortar]

Wym how just search on YouTube

[hexed ocean]

he played a countergambit

the steinitz

[empty mortar]

I don’t play it anymore but I will keep glazing

[hexed ocean]

guys i forgot how to play london

[empty mortar]

If there’s no more jobava London glazers then I is kill

Real

Well it lets you play g4

[nimble arch]

grubsong

[empty mortar]

Does it

[reef venture]

ive never encountered a cheater

[empty mortar]

I’m not 2700 tho

[dense umbra]

Tacos

[hexed ocean]

guys is it gg

[empty mortar]

I will make a crazy statement that I can out prep you

[dense umbra]

[magic shard]

is it no more free wins in blitz

[kindred crypt]

Shin

[hexed ocean]

thank you

[dense umbra]

Eat tacos

[hexed ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/made-my-day-you-made-my-day-my-heart-blessed-thankful-gif-8881099419706386137

[kindred crypt]

Break your shin

[hexed ocean]

guys ive never had a taco, are they good

[raven delta]

No but you need to try Döner Kebap

[hexed ocean]

ive had doner kebab

[mint adder]

I'm actually the biggest choker in history

from one game away to 2200 and then I just proceed to go 1.5/6

[nimble arch]

you are NOT new to tilt

[cursive bronze]

sad

[nimble arch]

do not be suprised

[mint adder]

HOW AM I TILTING EVERYDAY

[raven delta]

Ok do you know about dürum?

[mint adder]

fam I'm pushing my peak everyday istg

[hexed ocean]

no

[mint adder]

today is 2195, yesterday was 2188, then I think the day before that was 2185

[nimble arch]

you play so much every day that it happens

[mint adder]

I push and get peak and immediately I tilt

[raven delta]

Its a doner with 5x as much flesh

[mint adder]

I can never do the stretch

[normal remnant]

What’s the point of this tho

[hexed ocean]

ive had doner kebab with bread

that shit is GOOD, mix it with onion and lettuce too, ooh, BAM

[raven delta]

https://tenor.com/view/gusto-ko-to-gif-26581555

Bob ross‘ master piece

[hexed ocean]

ikr

[raven delta]

What the hell does hammer imply

[hexed ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-evil-gif-9725651736562738158

[raven delta]

[inner turret]

kebab is good

[summer oar]

wtf did I cook 💀

[raven delta]

🪼 🐋 🦞 🐡 🦈 👍 🚽 🔞 🫃 🗿

[hexed ocean]

after dxe4, Bxf6 wins a pawn

[kindred crypt]

In this server, so u can access other channels. And in my server, we prefer to play against connected accounts

[hexed ocean]

what the f***

[normal remnant]

Holy yap

[hexed ocean]

two sentences...

[normal remnant]

Of nonsense….

[raven delta]

Its secret encrypted code try to decipher 🫃 🐋 ☝️ 🐌

[hexed ocean]

of truth

[hexed ocean]

slow s** with a pregnant fat man

[raven delta]

🫃 🫃

[inner turret]

i mean if you not take with knight on e4 just take the Knight on f6 you still have your knight and its the same ?

[hexed ocean]

gay s**

[raven delta]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-flabbergasted-scared-gif-9793867658461319957

[hexed ocean]

but why he gotta be pregnant

[long sphinx]

[raven delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1379091112328695988/DBST3By.gif

https://tenor.com/view/aguibihen-sigma-wolf-gif-12138579542345083989

[hexed ocean]

try guess the opening

[summer oar]

QID

[hexed ocean]

that was fast

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

[summer oar]

nah cuz queen takes e3 and he can queen trade

[raven delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320840993586675795/1360833438201938154/4x.webp

[hexed ocean]

guys im hot on ready on the stove 🥵

[raven delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320840993586675795/1360833438201938154/4x.webp do you need help sisterr?

Sorry to assume youre female that was wrong of me as we live in 2025

[reef venture]

best move for white?

[hexed ocean]

GUYS HELP

[raven delta]

💀 💀 💀

[hexed ocean]

I LOST 200 ELO AND NOW I CANT GET OUT OF 1200 ELO HELL

[raven delta]

Black played f6 stop it

[reef venture]

whats the best move though for ehite

[raven delta]

[hexed ocean]

AND HERES THE WORST PART, I DIDNT EVEN PLAY CHESS TODAY, AND I KEEP LOSING WHEN I JUST STARTED PLAYING CHESS

[limpid viper]

whats that white shit on the board? bro took magnus carlsen's advice

[raven delta]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-dance-clash-royale-clash-royale-pig-pig-emote-pig-gif-27453138

[reef venture]

Water

[raven delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320840993586675795/1360833438201938154/4x.webp

[young swan]

Hi guys

[limpid viper]

hi

[reef venture]

white to move

[young swan]

Too blurry

[inner turret]

after taking your knight he can still go for exd3

[west snow]

yo was that a 50 cow

[west snow]

is bro playing in a bath tub

[reef venture]

Sir focus on the move

[young swan]

Wait bruh is that a free bishop on e3 that black didnt take

[raven delta]

Black has daddy issues bc of f6

[west snow]

sack the knight for absolutely no reason at all 🔥

[reef venture]

Thats a gaurdedd by a pawn

[young swan]

The f pawn why is this shi so blurry

[reef venture]

Its in a shower

[limpid viper]

ngl bro why is he playing in a bathtub

[reef venture]

Thunderstorm during war game mode

[young swan]

I like Bxc5 Bxc5 Na4 for no reason

[kindred crypt]

👀

[sand void]

guys guess what

[kindred crypt]

What

[sand void]

dude you have a server?

[kindred crypt]

Yeah👀

[reef venture]

I thought too

[sand void]

was gonna say something stupid but your face was familiar

[young swan]

Coaching, anyone?

[kindred crypt]

What do you mean your face?

[nimble arch]

advertising, anyone?

[reef venture]

Who wants to play me

[young swan]

Did you take the SAT

[sand void]

I mean like the acc lol from hex chess

[reef venture]

I have a board in the shower

[nimble arch]

scores come out on the 5th

[sand void]

blunderbuss

dude you are every where 😂

[young swan]

How was it?

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[kindred crypt]

Oh yeah, plus 40+ chess servers

[sand void]

bruh

[young swan]

This pixel guy bruh

[nimble arch]

idk

[raven delta]

d4 exd4 nxd4 nxd4 bxd4 bxd4 qxd4 with better structure for white + weakened king for black

[sand void]

makes sense if my pfp doesn't look familiar to you

[raven delta]

After bxc5 dxc5 na4 there is simply b6 or qd6

[reef venture]

ill get back to you in a moment sir

[raven delta]

Ahhhh its 2 am i even get my notation wrong

I cant take this anymore

[limber jacinth]

Blunder

@kindred crypt ur not slick I saw u typing buddy

[kindred crypt]

[kindred crypt]

I was wanting to type to you😭

[limber jacinth]

crazy

[kindred crypt]

black to move, theorical draw, which % of games do you think you could draw this in practice?

[limber jacinth]

I somehow saw ur username in my dream you should be honored

[kindred crypt]

chess.com

[limber jacinth]

chess.com is tuff ik

[kindred crypt]

Really?

[limber jacinth]

yes

[kindred crypt]

OMG, this is amazing

Wow

[limber jacinth]

Bro probably thinks im lying rn but I'm being deaduzz 💔

I think its because I see you in this server sm

[kindred crypt]

Nah bro, I believe you

[limber jacinth]

I once dreamt about some niche account with like no followers like bro

[kindred crypt]

That is quite funny not gonna lie, and amazing

[reef venture]

good job sir

[limber jacinth]

I think it was some chess obsessed girly

[raven delta]

Rh7+ Kd8 Rh5 and after pawn moves philidot pattern / latteral checks with rh8+

[limber jacinth]

I quit chess btw

[kindred crypt]

[raven delta]

Ok i cant take this anymore too much calculation

[limber jacinth]

wanna know why

[kindred crypt]

Why?

[latent crystal]

Alright

[limber jacinth]

new hyperfixation because autism just decided why not something new

[latent crystal]

Because you were never supposed to be spiderman

[latent crystal]

Lmao ok

[limber jacinth]

I do cardistry now

[latent crystal]

Autism

I'm in awe of your tism

[limber jacinth]

real

[latent crystal]

67?

[limber jacinth]

My tism decided I should learn cardistry

[reef venture]

Yes

[limber jacinth]

And quit chess

[dark nebula]

Yo

[reef venture]

what is cardistry sir

[limber jacinth]

When you manipulate cards

[latent crystal]

Yoooo another max!

[limber jacinth]

and make tricks with it, really cool shuffles, cuts and flourishes.

[kindred crypt]

I understand, my brother also got autism, my god make him better

[latent crystal]

My brother from another moderator!

[limber jacinth]

that's cool

[reef venture]

Just practice poker sir

[limber jacinth]

I don't play poker but okat