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[nimble jacinth]

I'm European and I can confirm

[dry tulip]

you must go e4 tho as white

[silk gorge]

How do you know it's small without ultrasound?

[silk gorge]

Probably a dumb question

Oh nvm it's probably a physical exam 😭

[gritty vessel]

Because I want to the ER after being in pain for a day: abdominal pain, fever, sweats, nausea, etc

I had two ultrasounds in one night, a test, and then a CT scan.

They put me on fluids 20min into me being in the ER because they were scared it was appendicitis

[mortal bronze]

anis how long has it been since you sent a cat picture

[gritty vessel]

CAT PICS?

[mortal bronze]

cat pics!!

[gritty vessel]

BET

He is judging!!!!

[silk gorge]

When i buy a new phone i will flood the chat with cat pics

[silk gorge]

Protect the Electrical outlet

[gritty vessel]

He's fine

[silk gorge]

It's dangerous

[mortal bronze]

cuteeeee

[gritty vessel]

He's trained

And knows sign language

[mortal bronze]

i don't care about photo quality

[silk gorge]

Wut

[gritty vessel]

He knows basic sign language

[mortal bronze]

he's smarter than me

[silk gorge]

My grandfather died of appendicitis 😞

[gritty vessel]

Same

[gritty vessel]

:/ sorry for your loss

[silk gorge]

You use sign language?

[silk gorge]

It's been a few years now but i still have a lot of memories of him

[gritty vessel]

Used to be a daycare teacher, so babies all learn sign language, and then I thought about using it on him and he's chilling.

[silk gorge]

They teach all babies sign language in us?

[gritty vessel]

Idk but they do where I'm at

[mortal bronze]

these babies are smarter than me

[silk gorge]

Same

[gritty vessel]

Plus it's a good way to teach babies another language aside from anything they learn at home

Not a lot of people know sign language imo

[silk gorge]

It's English sign language they learn?

Or international?

[gritty vessel]

Yep

[nimble arch]

HORNET 100% [greenpath]

[limpid viper]

well done pixel

[silk gorge]

Stop being a gd player @nimble arch

[mortal bronze]

i don't get it but good job

[nimble arch]

hollow knight

[limpid viper]

wait bro how did bro just finish it iddn't you get to hornet ages ago

[nimble arch]

I still play gd tho

[silk gorge]

Yes HK don't do like gd players

[obtuse elk]

hi pixel i'm disappointed

[nimble arch]

I just downloaded hollow knight yesterday

[mortal bronze]

what's hollow knight now

[limpid viper]

no but like didn't you mention getting to hornet hours ago 😭

[crude solstice]

Cute characters

[proper root]

Yo

[nimble arch]

oh yeah I died once and then decided to take a break and then came back

[feral lodge]

yes, in the us we sometimes teach babies sign languages like more, & eat for example

[limpid viper]

you playing with controller or keyboard

[nimble arch]

that was when I couldnt find the savepoint

[nimble arch]

keyboard

[limpid viper]

ngl i think i was around where you were when iq uit

i think a bit further and i just quit cause i couldn't find anything

[dusky mortar]

I think

You think?

[limpid viper]

i forgot

[mortal bronze]

we all think

[dusky mortar]

Thinkamos

is the french opening good?

[mortal bronze]

it's alright

[rapid venture]

How about London

Its a cool opening

[dusky mortar]

Jacaré?

Aligator

[rapid venture]

What

[dusky mortar]

Your photo

[mortal bronze]

it's alright

[rapid venture]

Cmon it's like the best opening

[mortal bronze]

crab on croc

[rapid venture]

It's a crab sitting on alligator

Or crocodile

Wait what's the diff

[mortal bronze]

doesn't start with 1.e4 so it can't be the best

[mortal bronze]

i don't know properly either

their mouths are a bit different i think

[dusky mortar]

crocodile has a small head, alligator has a thick head

[shy vortex]

Is there any way to find local players on chess.com?

[silk gorge]

@mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

awww

😫i want cat

[silk gorge]

Go to street you will find cart

[dusky mortar]

you have me

[shy vortex]

Have u tried maybe getting a cat

[mortal bronze]

who are you

[mortal bronze]

but can't bring it home

[mortal bronze]

nope

[dusky mortar]

I am the love of your life

[shy vortex]

Idk much about cats but that could possibly be a good place to start

[silk gorge]

Gn

[shy vortex]

Nu night

[mortal bronze]

goodnight anis. sleep well

[dusky mortar]

do you want to play a game?

[shy vortex]

What's your rating?

[dusky mortar]

[dusky mortar]

1200

[shy vortex]

Hmm such. I'm around 1100

Sure*

[feral lodge]

did you know 80% of humans are called black monkeys

[storm rivet]

No

[feral lodge]

remove the 11 from 00 that’s your new score

[mortal bronze]

why not 100%

who are these 20% that aren't

[storm rivet]

Rainbows

[mortal bronze]

i better be in that 20%

[shy vortex]

Did you just roast me?

[feral lodge]

yes

[feral lodge]

maybe

[mortal bronze]

omg it's dazai

[storm rivet]

Yep it's me

[shy vortex]

You shouldn't do that I'll get really upset about it

[feral lodge]

idk man

[feral lodge]

?

[shy vortex]

!!

[feral lodge]

?

[mortal bronze]

you shouldn't make him upset

[storm rivet]

Wh

[shy vortex]

Yeah you really shouldn't. That would be really bad

[storm rivet]

Why?

[feral lodge]

hey bro did you know you’re ill?

[mortal bronze]

nope

[rapid venture]

Watchu gonna do Lil bro

[mortal bronze]

i am ill?

i do feel a bit dizzy

[shy vortex]

Get really upset and angry I just said that. Also furious

[feral lodge]

Remove the Kester from your username and that’s what you are

[rapid venture]

Damn

[storm rivet]

I'm going to play with "balls"

[shy vortex]

Ikr

[feral lodge]

same

[mortal bronze]

:o

that's lli stuupid

[feral lodge]

turn it around Mr ill

dumbo

[mortal bronze]

no

i won't turn it around

[feral lodge]

anyways still you’re ill get better SIKE

[storm rivet]

Sile?

[mortal bronze]

maybe i will stay ill

[shy vortex]

Sile

[mortal bronze]

or stay lli

[feral lodge]

then gg man

[shy vortex]

Imagine spelling a word wrong couldn't be me

[feral lodge]

that’s not a word lil bro

[mortal bronze]

are you sure?

[feral lodge]

imagine not knowing how to type fast that couldn’t be me

[feral lodge]

yes

[mortal bronze]

lli

[storm rivet]

No it is a word

[shy vortex]

Same I type faster than them all

[vocal musk]

welcome to the server

[feral lodge]

LLi…. LIL BRO

[vocal musk]

please connect your account for trusted role @shy vortex

[mortal bronze]

seeee

[modern pond]

spanish?

[storm rivet]

LLI?

[shy vortex]

Thank you! I'm on my yearly chess high thought I'd join here

[mortal bronze]

lli

[modern pond]

Easter Nick the Chess

[vocal musk]

nice man! make sure to connnect your account using /connect in here

[feral lodge]

THATS DIFFERENT ORDER STUPID

[mortal bronze]

i will be neurounlink

[feral lodge]

BOOM ROASTED

[vocal musk]

see my last message

[frosty peak]

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[mortal bronze]

ummm

[shy vortex]

Roger that corporal

[storm rivet]

Boom roasted?????

[shy vortex]

There we go

Ope there we don't go

[modern pond]

lgb?

[shy vortex]

THERE we go

[modern pond]

lol

[inland rain]

What’s a blunder?

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> not chess related and weird

[shy vortex]

Our fearless protector

[vast birch]

I'm connected but not trusted

[inland rain]

Oh wrong channel soz

[vocal musk]

@inland rain you should connect your account

[shy vortex]

I trust you

[vocal musk]

!trusted

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[vast birch]

oh what nvm

[inland rain]

No thank you it’s annoying when you don’t have chess and discord on the same device

[vocal musk]

you have a chess.com acc tho right?

[inland rain]

Yes…

look if I don’t have connect I’m not gonna

[vocal musk]

o so u alr tried

[vocal musk]

fair, nobody will force u

but u miss out on a lot

[inland rain]

in one server

[mortal bronze]

neurolink is going to force you

with a gun

beware

[vocal musk]

https://tenor.com/view/mou-omae-omaewamoushindeiru-wa-omaewamou-gif-18680383

[inland rain]

wait will I be able to get more trans content on the server if I contect?

[mortal bronze]

[shy vortex]

I think so

[vocal musk]

there's a special channel for it

[modern pond]

Does chess addiction really drive you crazy? Like Fischer.

[vocal musk]

ye

[mortal bronze]

yes

[shy vortex]

Good thing I'm not good enough to be addicted

[last badger]

Yes

[mortal bronze]

you will also start hating certain groups of people if you play chess. chess is evil.

[mortal bronze]

same

you need to be as good as fischer for that to happen

so we are so safe

[modern pond]

Chess is more violent than UFC.

[shy vortex]

I feel so safe

[modern pond]

good

[last badger]

Imagine spending so much time studying chess, just to lose a tournament game against a little kid wearing a Paw Patrol backpack... couldn't me be 😤 ||it was me 😔 ||

[shy vortex]

I am bummed that you need premium to review your games tho. That used to be my fav part. Seeing all the stupid stuff I did

[modern pond]

no lol

[mortal bronze]

just use lichess

[shy vortex]

But then that elusive brilliant move once every 3849292 games

[modern pond]

[mortal bronze]

it's a much better website and has free game review

[shy vortex]

OH RLLY

[mortal bronze]

and a better game review system than chess.com

[mortal bronze]

yess. it also has unlimited free puzzles unlike chess.com

[shy vortex]

I like chess.com tho 🫠 oh well beggars can't be choosers ig

[molten canyon]

can you even add people on lichess?

[last badger]

Yeah lichess is a superior chess website but more people will use chesscom cuz they have the better domain name

[shy vortex]

Right literally chess dot com

[mortal bronze]

you can. but you don't need to add people before being able to challenge them

on lichess

[shy vortex]

What does the li stand for

[mortal bronze]

i wonder

[teal dawn]

Whats up my guys, dioses here again

[shy vortex]

Lichess is a combination of live/light/libre and chess

Live laugh love 💅

[inland rain]

Logarithmic integral

It’s one of the error fucntions

[shy vortex]

20 year old me would know what that means

[inland rain]

I just explained it

[inland rain]

Right here

[shy vortex]

Where?

[molten canyon]

how

where do i do it

[inland rain]

I love femboys while playing chess

[molten canyon]

no

[inland rain]

Ngl Anish giri gives big furry vibes

[patent patrol]

low interest

[mortal bronze]

there is a challenge option. you can also just send a game link

to anyone

do you not like russians?

[molten canyon]

No

[mortal bronze]

:o

[mortal bronze]

why not?

[molten canyon]

how did u find my old username wth

oh

because they are russian

[opal carbon]

Bongcloud

[strange bobcat]

EASY

this mofo thought he could farm me

[idle oracle]

I think I play better when I play worse

[molten canyon]

noice

[strange bobcat]

10 seconds 😭

[dense wolf]

Hi accent people

[distant pelican]

I just encountered a tilted player.

[molten canyon]

did u win

[distant pelican]

They spammed their pawns and I had to talk to them, hoping they would stop playing for the rest of the night.

Hopefully I got through to them. (Took the win anyway.)

[molten canyon]

nice

[mortal bronze]

you mean to say you play better when you are in a worse position?

[mortal bronze]

it's your spotify username

[molten canyon]

ya i just realized that

[distant pelican]

5 losses prior, holy.

[mortal bronze]

makes sense

[cosmic trench]

Anyone wanna play brah

[cosmic trench]

Noob skill issue

[kindred crypt]

Quote of the day, Edmar Mednis

[worldly jasper]

I have peaked in chess

[cosmic trench]

@kindred crypt let's play

[kindred crypt]

no

[worldly jasper]

My career is crazy

[cosmic trench]

@worldly jasper let's play

[worldly jasper]

No

[cosmic trench]

<@&745328830649991179> let's play

[inland rain]

New Sabrina album is so good chess

[cosmic trench]

@inland rain let's play bro

[final pebble]

lol

[cosmic trench]

I haven't plated for 2yr

[inland rain]

Don’t you eat people?

[cosmic trench]

@final pebble let's play

[inland rain]

I’ll beat you easily then

[cosmic trench]

I am Lector

[final pebble]

👀

[cosmic trench]

What ur elos

[inland rain]

1733

[cosmic trench]

Ok send Lichess hyper bullet 0+1 increment

@inland rain

[golden solstice]

what is a good puzzle rush survival score

[inland rain]

Hell no

[cosmic trench]

@golden solstice let's play bro

[inland rain]

I’m on mobile right now

[cosmic trench]

What tc u play

[golden solstice]

what ur elo

[inland rain]

Once I get my touchscreen laptop

[cosmic trench]

Me too

[cosmic trench]

What 1400

[golden solstice]

is that blitz bullet or rapid

[cosmic trench]

rapids

I am practic bulets now

[golden solstice]

ok

[cosmic trench]

What ur elso

[golden solstice]

2000

[cosmic trench]

Elos

[cosmic trench]

Ok send Lichess bullet or hyper

[golden solstice]

i dont do lichess

[cosmic trench]

We play Fisher random pls

0+1 increment hyper bullet Fisher random

[golden solstice]

idk what that is

i dont play speed chess dude

[cosmic trench]

I am sending Lichess join fast

Normal chess or 960?

[golden solstice]

rapid or classical only

[cosmic trench]

No

[golden solstice]

i dont mind

[cosmic trench]

Get outtttt5

[last badger]

Imagine if we resurrected Paul Morphy and we showed him two ppl playing 10 second hyperbullet

[cosmic trench]

Normal bullet?

[last badger]

His brain would literally explode

[golden solstice]

3+2

[last badger]

💀

[mortal bronze]

sure

[cosmic trench]

No bro

[mortal bronze]

1+0

[golden solstice]

i cant think fast man

[cosmic trench]

Ok 960?

[mortal bronze]

whaatt

[golden solstice]

i suck at bullet

[mortal bronze]

sure

[cosmic trench]

960 bullet ok?

[molten canyon]

i hate bullet

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[golden solstice]

lets do puzzle battle survival

[mortal bronze]

that's a thing?

[golden solstice]

idk

[mortal bronze]

pretty cool

[golden solstice]

my best is 62

[mortal bronze]

idts

[smoky sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/jolyne-cujoh-jolyne-hi-jjba-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-gif-10329547408861163441

[mortal bronze]

wtf same

[limpid viper]

no

[mortal bronze]

cool coincidence

[cosmic trench]

Bro joined fast @mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze

https://lichess.org/oN14fMsV

Fastttttt

[mortal bronze]

someone beat me to it

[modern pond]

go

[idle oracle]

no i play better when i dont play good

[mortal bronze]

white was snail

[cosmic trench]

Remacthes bto

[mortal bronze]

like me

[mortal bronze]

play me

[golden solstice]

why cant i premove multiple moves

[cosmic trench]

Remacthes @mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

that wasn't me

[mortal bronze]

not on lichess

[cosmic trench]

Lichess only 1 move premove it takes 0.1 s for only 1 move premove

[mortal bronze]

dm me the link

[cosmic trench]

Not allow multiple

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[idle oracle]

i play bad which causes my opponent to hang their pieces

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze 960 or normal bro

[mortal bronze]

i think i get what you mean

960

[cosmic trench]

Ok

https://lichess.org/JMKFb1TQ
@mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze

[open sequoia]

LETS GOO FINALLY

[modern pond]

xd

[modern pond]

cyberbullying

[open sequoia]

I was so scared of the 50 move rule

[modern pond]

[mortal bronze]

ggs

[cosmic trench]

Anyone wannas plays 0+1 hyper

[mortal bronze]

sure

[modern pond]

Who has seen One Piece?

[stable inlet]

yooooo

[mortal bronze]

not me

[stable inlet]

wsp

[modern pond]

you are a man of culture

[cosmic trench]

Ok

[stable inlet]

wdym

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze

[stable inlet]

wdym by that

[inland rain]

ADHD final boss

[cosmic trench]

Bro pls @mortal bronze e4e5

Pls

[mortal bronze]

huh

[inland rain]

I’m adhd and this guy is ad 8k ultra hd 2000 megapixel

[mortal bronze]

okay

i don't know how to play e4 e5 though 😭

but sure

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze
https://lichess.org/3v7OqQ5E

I want to play whitener

[slow folio]

no way stockfish said this is a draw game

[mortal bronze]

okay

[slow folio]

I just had nothing left to do so I resigned

[cosmic trench]

https://lichess.org/fkOC27af
@mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

why did you resign bruv

[cosmic trench]

E4E5 PLS

TODAY I READ 1 MINUTE TO MATE

[slow folio]

I will eventually lose the queen and I'm losing the material rlly bad

no way to comeback this dead lost game

and as a normal human, no one is gonna justify this game as a draw bruv

[slow folio]

best move is bb3 which is a wtf move

[cosmic trench]

NOOOOO

F**CK IT

[modern pond]

beginner?

[mortal bronze]

no you are not??? just exchange the queen

[mortal bronze]

no

[slow folio]

then my attack is basically gone

[mortal bronze]

weird move. you are threatening ming backrank i guess

[mortal bronze]

you are the one being attacked?

why would you resign???

[slow folio]

yah I couldn't even think abt that

[cosmic trench]

I need to lock in

[mortal bronze]

you are only down two pawns

[slow folio]

look at my bishops, rook and queen aiming the king

[mortal bronze]

weird move to spot tbh

[slow folio]

I f*cked up my openings

[mortal bronze]

doesn't answer my question??

[slow folio]

just feeling I couldn't save this game anymore

eventually he would trade all the pieces and I'm gone

[mortal bronze]

what's there to save?

you are only two pawns down

[limpid viper]

just flag vro

[mortal bronze]

try to capture his pawns and make it equal

[slow folio]

and it's enough to lose a game especially the opponent is strong af

[mortal bronze]

he is the one getting flagged there tbf

[limpid viper]

flag the flagger bro

[mortal bronze]

1500s are trash

[slow folio]

he's not 1500s.

it's his second account

[mortal bronze]

2000+ players won't resign there either

[limpid viper]

true

[cosmic trench]

Anyone wanna plays

[mortal bronze]

you have initiative in that position... his pieces aren't even developed

[limpid viper]

lowkey anything can be messed up if ur only down 2 pawns ur still good

[cosmic trench]

@limpid viper let's play bro

[slow folio]

I just hate getting suffered now

[mortal bronze]

you have the bishop pair

[slow folio]

ughhhhh the feeling playing with someone much better than just casually getting suffered

[cosmic trench]

@slow folio hay bro let's play pls I am 1400

[limpid viper]

like i was -5 in a rapid game out of the opening the other day and the guy ended up with no time and a worse position somehow

[slow folio]

I tried to play every game and it's hurting me bad

[slow folio]

idk you so ig no

[cosmic trench]

Whyz

Unrated

[slow folio]

nah no tks

sorry

[cosmic trench]

K

Ys bro

[slow folio]

ikr but looks harmless

[sudden sonnet]

cheap good quality chess pieces?

[slow folio]

basically I had nothing to fight: time, skills, calculation

[mortal bronze]

you had everything

you just gave up

[limpid viper]

game i won the other day from this position

[cosmic trench]

Are you males or famles

[limpid viper]

i was so cooked but i still won don't resign chat

[cosmic trench]

Females

[mortal bronze]

male

[cosmic trench]

Ok

Anyone wanna play bro

[mortal bronze]

sure

[slow folio]

but tbf the only move is the move I never dare to calculate @mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

960 was fun

[slow folio]

if trade the queen then i'm still worse

[mortal bronze]

that's not the only move

[mortal bronze]

according to the engine

you have a lot of chances in that game

[cosmic trench]

Guys what happens to fion is he come back

[nocturne plover]

Anyone up for rapid rated

[cosmic trench]

Nha bro u low ball

[slow folio]

and as a human, I saw it as like -2, -3 for me already

[mortal bronze]

what does that mean?

[frigid notch]

Nobody resigns against me bcus nobody respects me

[slow folio]

i'm not the engine so I can't imagine that game was only -1

or even less.

[mortal bronze]

i won't resign against people i respect either

[nocturne plover]

Make 8 knights bro will resign

[mortal bronze]

well depends on the position

[cosmic trench]

@frigid notch hello please bullet

[mortal bronze]

i won't

[frigid notch]

If I'm up a queen they resign

But if I'm up a peice or a rook they wont

[crude solstice]

will u be my queen

[limpid viper]

i hung my queen against someone 350 points higher rated than me in rapid and i didn't resign

[frigid notch]

Femboy*

[limpid viper]

don't resign vro

[cosmic trench]

Hello pls let's play

[frigid notch]

No

[cosmic trench]

Ok

@crude solstice Hello pls let's play

[crude solstice]

nah

[mortal bronze]

anyone up for 960

[crude solstice]

I just beat the slowest 2k ever

[mortal bronze]

3+0 maybe

[slow folio]

@mortal bronze Idk what's wrong with my confident, sometimes i'm just overconfident, sometimes I have no confident like the latest match

[magic shard]

@frigid notch 🐌

[crude solstice]

even slower than me

[limpid viper]

rapid?

[frigid notch]

Me

[cosmic trench]

Noobs

[crude solstice]

nah, blitz

[limpid viper]

rapid players are actual snails sometimes

[magic shard]

you

[mortal bronze]

you aren't slow

[cosmic trench]

@magic shard pls use /profile on @crude solstice

[frigid notch]

We call bullet players snail not rapid ones

[slow folio]

that's me tbh

[frosty peak]

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[limpid viper]

nah some rapid ones too

[cosmic trench]

Please

[magic shard]

why are you asking me

[cosmic trench]

Pls 1v1

[slow folio]

example here, I had only 3 mins left and I just played like 19 moves

[frigid notch]

Guys anyone who wanna join the femboy server just click my tag and join my server free femboys for everyone u just have to be a e boy or a femboy urself

[cosmic trench]

Hay noob 1v1 pls

[limpid viper]

like this guy who went from a completely winning position out of the opening to lost while having 2 seconds left on his clock

[slow folio]

wtf

[mortal bronze]

tmc and femboy 😭

[limpid viper]

how do you even manage that

[slow folio]

I can call the mod for disturbing me?

[cosmic trench]

This gay ass server poker boy is a pegger

[frigid notch]

@magic shard already signed up

[slow folio]

I said no before bruh

[magic shard]

it's not a femboy server you're false advertising

[cosmic trench]

Anyone wanna play chess please

[mortal bronze]

this is the femboy server if anything

[frigid notch]

Tomboy server

[limpid viper]

there are no femboys in this server

[magic shard]

also incorrect

[mortal bronze]

i never saw a tomboy in there

[frigid notch]

I am

[limpid viper]

cap

[cosmic trench]

Guys don't trust him he's lowkey a big black muscular man irl

[mortal bronze]

@lone totem

[frigid notch]

Wert is one

[limpid viper]

ha is not a femboy

[frigid notch]

Werts a tomboy

[mortal bronze]

what is he then

you need to be a girl to be a tomboy

[slow folio]

why tf is chess-talk becoming femboy-talk 💀

[mortal bronze]

new here?

[cosmic trench]

Any one wanna play play

[limpid viper]

kelly's fault

[mortal bronze]

i am not kelly and it's not my fault

[slow folio]

no, I even saw many weird topics before

[mortal bronze]

yeah...

[frigid notch]

It's confusing for wert like he was born a male then he transition into a female now trying to be a male again

[mortal bronze]

weird

[cosmic trench]

@keen grotto @terse skiff hello pls stop inappropriate talks my mom checks my phone

[slow folio]

like someone clapping kids in chesskids 💀

[crude solstice]

Since kel actives, they all out of their hiding

[mortal bronze]

i can't believe anything you guys say tbh

[mortal bronze]

this has nothing to do with me

[cosmic trench]

Anyone wanna play chess please

[crude solstice]

femboy magnet

[limpid viper]

whenever this server is talking about femboys you always seem to be here

coincidence 🤔

[mortal bronze]

bro tagged batman instead of bastman

[frigid notch]

Ur an e boy all the femboys are attracted to you it's ur fault

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze bro no one play

[mortal bronze]

i wish

[crude solstice]

@frigid notch what do u think of @mortal bronze

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze let's play bro

[frigid notch]

Emo e boy

[crude solstice]

hmm

[mortal bronze]

what does lowball mean?

[limpid viper]

next r kelly

[mortal bronze]

whatttt

[cosmic trench]

U defeat me

[mortal bronze]

i am neither an emo nor an eboy

[mortal bronze]

sure

[slow folio]

are you weeb?

[mortal bronze]

no one is attracted to me and i am not an eboy

[mortal bronze]

nope

[cosmic trench]

https://lichess.org/5evDoC98
@mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze

[limpid viper]

this you @cosmic trench

[frigid notch]

Nop

[crude solstice]

you are

[mortal bronze]

this server is always talking about femboys. me being here has nothing to do with it

servers fault

[limpid viper]

<@&745328830649991179> alt of someone locked out + bypassing n word

[cosmic trench]

No this my dad

[limpid viper]

😌

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142503709104/analysis

can sm1 check this game for me

[crude solstice]

finally blud crashed out

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (464) vs. Danya273 (445)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd7 4. g3 f5 5. Bg2 c6 6. e3 Nf6 7. Nge2 g5 8. d3 g4 9. O-O Bh6 10. d4 b5 11. Bd2 a6 12. b4 O-O 13. d5 cxd5 14. Nd4 Nc6 15. Qb3 Bg5 16. Rae1 Bb7 17. Nxd5 Nxd5 18. Bxd5+ e6 19. Bxe6+ Kg7 20. Bxd7 

[slow folio]

• disturbing people

ah heck nah someone changed their names to Counting Femboys already 💀

dayum this server is wild

[novel marsh]

its been that for a while

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze moves bro

[mortal bronze]

i knew that name sounded familiar

[slow folio]

oh mb

[glass tartan]

no femboys allowed

[mortal bronze]

there is a glitch. send another link

[limpid viper]

i deadass felt the same thing

[cosmic trench]

Ok

[crude solstice]

don't play the banned account

he's literally locked out

[limpid viper]

so i went to check and turns out vros someone locked out

[mortal bronze]

0+1 is fun

[kindred crypt]

👀

[crude solstice]

lol

[cosmic trench]

Bro u joined june 2025 LOL you a newbie here

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142503709104/analysis

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (464) vs. Danya273 (445)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd7 4. g3 f5 5. Bg2 c6 6. e3 Nf6 7. Nge2 g5 8. d3 g4 9. O-O Bh6 10. d4 b5 11. Bd2 a6 12. b4 O-O 13. d5 cxd5 14. Nd4 Nc6 15. Qb3 Bg5 16. Rae1 Bb7 17. Nxd5 Nxd5 18. Bxd5+ e6 19. Bxe6+ Kg7 20. Bxd7 

[novel marsh]

yo check this game howd i do

[mortal bronze]

i am

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze https://lichess.org/0VdR28Do

[mortal bronze]

counting femboys

[novel marsh]

i offered a false knight attack of my queen cause my bishop can pin the knight to the king

[cosmic trench]

@mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze

[slow folio]

why aren't you "trusted" yet

but still just joined

[limpid viper]

he hasn't connected his account

[slow folio]

💀

ah that's why

[cosmic trench]

My goddamn internet bro

[mortal bronze]

why are you playing 0+1 with poor connection

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Eli Clark (eliclark11)

This is the Chess.com profile of eliclark11. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Eli Clark (eliclark11)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1401 (1459 peak)
Blitz: 973 (989 peak)
Bullet: 476 (690 peak)

[mortal bronze]

well so am i so nvm

[cosmic trench]

Bcs Tommorow I read 1 minite to mate by hiraku

[slow folio]

eh-

[glass tartan]

2 queens not allowd in chess game, only 1

[cosmic trench]

https://lichess.org/lUEmg1j8

@mortal bronze @mortal bronze @mortal bronze

[slow folio]

ofc there's only 1 queen

[mortal bronze]

i will have 9

[slow folio]

bcuz the other queens are femboys

[limpid viper]

i wonder if bro knows if you ping 3 times in one message it counts as 1 ping

[slow folio]

💀

[mortal bronze]

that's no fun

[slow folio]

pawn-> queen btw

[glass tartan]

per opponent

[cosmic trench]

Gay

[glass tartan]

each side can only have 1 queen not 2

[slow folio]

wait I regonise that FCB

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> skibaqara

This is the Chess.com profile of skibaqara. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2140 (peak)
Blitz: 2355 (2417 peak)
Bullet: 2472 (2605 peak)

[slow folio]

ur Barca's fan?

[inland rain]

I’ll play chess with anyone here provided you are a member of the community

[mortal bronze]

yes

[cosmic trench]

https://lichess.org/zuYbsVWs

Any kind man please join and let me practice bong

[slow folio]

nice

[cosmic trench]

@buoyant warren hay noob u still at 2400?

@buoyant warren what happen to fion is he come backs

[mortal bronze]

stay strong @slow folio

[buoyant warren]

fion banned forever bro

[cosmic trench]

Lol

[mortal bronze]

what did he do

[cosmic trench]

Why u still at 2400

[buoyant warren]

cheated

[mortal bronze]

lol

[buoyant warren]

Im too busy to grind chess

[slow folio]

I bet my heart is not gonna make it in 20 years if this still continutes 💀

[mortal bronze]

who is he btw

[cosmic trench]

What what rating greenflowr at rn

[mortal bronze]

20 years? try 20 games

[glass tartan]

i was in lichess chat room, and all there is femboys being rude all the time

[mortal bronze]

2200

[buoyant warren]

idk she was some person that was real good at bullet but turned out to be cheating

[cosmic trench]

He some mf ate my 50 elo by cheats

[slow folio]

20 games then I will be in emergency room

[buoyant warren]

2200 rapid i believe

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[glass tartan]

so , not in a mood to see femboys in here

[cosmic trench]

Bruh last time he was at 1800

[foggy sundial]

chess.com banned me 😭

[buoyant warren]

who r u btw

[slow folio]

wait you got your rating of 2200 from 2023 to now?

[cosmic trench]

He was cheating in blitz, bullet was legit

[buoyant warren]

I got 2200 in 2024

[cosmic trench]

He cheat in blitz fion ate my 50 elo

[cosmic trench]

I am not real rough

[slow folio]

nah I mean you started playing from 2023 and got to 2200 in 2024?

[mortal bronze]

how long ago did he get banned?

[slow folio]

only a year?

[cosmic trench]

So long ago

[buoyant warren]

you dont talk like him, not like ive seen that guy here for a while

[buoyant warren]

yeah

[slow folio]

... what

[mortal bronze]

that peter leko guy?

[buoyant warren]

I had no life in 2023 bro

[cosmic trench]

https://lichess.org/zuYbsVWs

[slow folio]

meanwhile I'm absolute struggling for a year and half but still 1400 here

[cosmic trench]

Any kind man pls join

[buoyant warren]

like i got 2000 bullet in oct 2023 started at feb 2023

[cosmic trench]

Skill issue bro

[vocal musk]

hi please connect your acc for trusted role

[cyan warren]

how many puzzles have you sweats grinded though

[slow folio]

bruv, no comment, I have skill issue already

[mortal bronze]

he won't

[novel marsh]

hey @vocal musk check dis game tell me what ya think

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> lichess link

[buoyant warren]

7000 attempts of 3 min puzzle rush

[cosmic trench]

This guy still unemployed brah?

[crude solstice]

he's ban evading

[cosmic trench]

What no?

[buoyant warren]

I guess so

[vocal musk]

dm

[vocal musk]

if you know me and claim to not be ban evading rn, chances are you're ban evading lol

[crude solstice]

It could be coincidence

[cosmic trench]

Js bcs my name inspired of some novel series Hannibal Lector doens't mean I am alt of some other guy who was banned for n word 1 yt ago

[crude solstice]

oh yea

[slow folio]

@buoyant warren I need your improvement's speed to qualify for the chess tournament in months 💀

[mortal bronze]

coincidence for sure

[crude solstice]

for sure

[buoyant warren]

play puzzle rush and watch daniel naroditsky videos are the best general tips i can give you

[cosmic trench]

Bro i didn't say n word he said

[slow folio]

I mean you only played for 2k games that’s so fast

[cyan warren]

why puzzle rush > puzzles?

[cosmic trench]

1v1 puzzle rush pls

[buoyant warren]

cuz it builds intuition faster and u dont get tilted by losing rating

[cyan warren]

im dog

[vocal musk]

connect ur account tho

[strange bobcat]

Am I peak or is it luck

[mortal bronze]

puzzle rush is better for bullet and maybe blitz

[slow folio]

I already did it but I don’t know why I’m still stuck here and my tactical is rlly bad

[strange bobcat]

lil bro thought he could flag me 💀

[buoyant warren]

whats ur puzzle rating

[slow folio]

2600+

[cyan warren]

fine I'll dox myself

[cosmic trench]

Guys what happen to chess uni

@honest copper

[strange bobcat]

bruv

[vocal musk]

what's ur cc username

[buoyant warren]

you probably just need to learn to apply tactics to ur games

[mortal bronze]

he's still here

[urban wyvern]

i can talk!!!!!

[vocal musk]

uh yeah...

[urban wyvern]

finally

[vocal musk]

u ok?

[urban wyvern]

i had to wait

[strange bobcat]

bro what if I give you a free lesson or 2 and you go on and uhhh glaze my shit @slow folio

[vocal musk]

did u get a time out?

[urban wyvern]

i’m new

[cosmic trench]

Anyone pls play bong with me

[slow folio]

tbh everyone around me growing rlly fast

[strange bobcat]

10min wait before talking

[vocal musk]

chess.com sure

[urban wyvern]

no i just got here

[cosmic trench]

@vocal musk bro u still at 2139?

[vocal musk]

make sure to connect your account too

[reef venture]

Guys bobby fischers book is so easy

[cosmic trench]

Sorry I don't play with under 2200

[reef venture]

I find all the mate in 1s in a second

[vocal musk]

i know someone who said the same thing. i wonder if ur him

[slow folio]

wdym glaze your sh*t 💀

[urban wyvern]

do really have to

[cosmic trench]

Which one? Bobby Fisher teaches chess?

[reef venture]

No

[strange bobcat]

its really like promoting my teaching (if sb asks ofc)

[reef venture]

Yes

[vocal musk]

it's better if u do

[cosmic trench]

That book mid and for >1500 bro

[urban wyvern]

ok

[cosmic trench]

Noob

[crude solstice]

my opponent stalling in m1

really don't wanna lose

[reef venture]

For greater?

[slow folio]

I tried 2 methods, first is playing with someone much better for weeks and it kinda failed, it just made me being better at endgames

[strange bobcat]

report

[reef venture]

Than 1500?

[vocal musk]

bro is probably 400 elo

[crude solstice]

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/black/PPxFplQ9.gif?theme=brown&piece=cburnett

[strange bobcat]

thats some improvement

[crude solstice]

so stupid

[cosmic trench]

🖕

[mortal bronze]

i just hang those so there is no stalling

[vocal musk]

ping servermod on anyone that posts a lichess link

[strange bobcat]

best advice for you (cuz we are fellow countrymen) is to ANALYZE your games bruv not play

[vocal musk]

hey it's ok if you are 400 elo man, we all learn at diff rates

[mortal bronze]

boooooo

[strange bobcat]

I mean I play a lot but I do realize where I did sth wrong, and realizing that is the most important thing

[slow folio]

not actually, I actually choke more from the openings

[reef venture]

what elo is the book for

[cosmic trench]

0/10 ragebait u mfer at 2100 for a year

[vocal musk]

yes

[timber badge]

Play w someone at ideally ~200 Elo diff

[cosmic trench]

What ur elo

[vocal musk]

i'm ok with that. i'm not insecure about my elo unlike some people hehe

[strange bobcat]

well you dont need 24 lines of prep to lose in the mid game but you sure need a fairly ok opening

[reef venture]

im on page 147 got there in like 5 min

[cosmic trench]

@timber badge yo bro sup r u the 2500 guy

[cosmic trench]

Bcs it's a handbook bro

[timber badge]

No I'm 500

[magic shard]

bro fell below

[strange bobcat]

I am 700

[cosmic trench]

The pdf look big but handbook

[mortal bronze]

hi 500

[magic shard]

actually no

[cosmic trench]

@magic shard use /profile on@timber badge

[magic shard]

@timber badge is the 2500 representative

[slow folio]

ikr I dont care abt the openings but I start getting smashed from
that stage

[reef venture]

Then you solve it time yourself

[timber badge]

He cant

[strange bobcat]

getting smashed in chess 🥀

[mortal bronze]

you know you can do it yourself too right?

[cosmic trench]

I don't have cc

[mortal bronze]

you don't need to

[strange bobcat]

just know 2-3 openings for both sides thooroughly

[magic shard]

if you tell me you're 2500 level, I immediately refer that to the countingblunders level

[slow folio]

bruv fr like blud tries to gambit on me and it works

or just massively attacking then I’m cooked

[vocal musk]

i'm gonna get @pearl raft to come and prove u wrong

[mortal bronze]

i am cb level

[cosmic trench]

Bro u noob how did u defeat me in hyper?

[magic shard]

@strange bobcat is the 2700 representative

[slow folio]

I can attack but not for defend

[pearl raft]

Why me

[mortal bronze]

because you are trash

[strange bobcat]

like for me I have 1 main opening for white (1 prepped one if I want to stay out of theory), 1 for black against e4 and another for black against d4

[cosmic trench]

About what

[strange bobcat]

thats the optimal setup

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessontrack

This is the Chess.com profile of chessontrack. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2301 (peak)
Blitz: 2716 (2767 peak)
Bullet: 2717 (peak)

[strange bobcat]

yes I am

[cosmic trench]

No i played bong and accidentally hung 6 points

[vocal musk]

this silly goose thinks he can pretend he doesn't know your server hehe

[cosmic trench]

Actually I intentionally did it so you don't feel bad

[timber badge]

😭

[mortal bronze]

i thought bye week was the name of a team... do we not have anyone to play against in this round?

[reef venture]

Create a fortress for the bong king

[strange bobcat]

warn him bro

[magic shard]

whos the 2600 representative

[strange bobcat]

bro got pinged for stupid reasons

[mortal bronze]

@radiant swan level

[strange bobcat]

prathu

[timber badge]

😭

[magic shard]

2600 lichess bullet 💀

[strange bobcat]

I mean prathu = cb atp

[timber badge]

Skullbait

[cosmic trench]

I started reading 1 minute to mate book 1 week ago and has been playing bong in bullet every since

[strange bobcat]

like I can smell it

[mortal bronze]

you did play trash openings on purpose tbf. and had poor connection

[cosmic trench]

I always lose above 2200 if play bong

[magic shard]

prathu is freaking 2400

[mortal bronze]

i am very bad at hyper

[timber badge]

I 4-0ed him the other day 💀

[strange bobcat]

I mean I did 2 but hes not that bad

at least 2200 icl

[timber badge]

Ye

[strange bobcat]

I 1-1ed zirzur the other day

[magic shard]

seriously though whos the 2600

[strange bobcat]

imma flex this on you from now on cb

[magic shard]

like 2600 level whos the person you think of

[timber badge]

Lemmings

[cosmic trench]

Anyone wanna play bullet

[strange bobcat]

bro lemmings is near 2800

[timber badge]

Tf

[strange bobcat]

hes not 2600 (he is on lichess)

[vocal musk]

nobody gonna play with ur unconnected ahh

[magic shard]

yeah I thought he was better than 2600

[patent patrol]

Eh probably myself or my friend keymer

[cosmic trench]

Sy bau 2100

[magic shard]

mainly chess.com blitz 2600

[strange bobcat]

2760ish in current form I think

[timber badge]

Damn

[vocal musk]

you can't say that to people here you wanna get muted or somethin

[timber badge]

I should play him

[cosmic trench]

Neuro got baited hard for the 2100 for 1 yr bait

[vocal musk]

Neuro is above you

[cosmic trench]

No

[strange bobcat]

youre not

[vocal musk]

smarter than you

[timber badge]

Damn

[magic shard]

what's laserjet's rating at @strange bobcat

[strange bobcat]

well maybe

[slow folio]

@strange bobcat have you ever won “thí vua lấy tốt” tournament before?

[strange bobcat]

2800 and peaksitting

[timber badge]

Freaky

[last badger]

Hello everyone, I hope you're doing well. I wanted to ask for clarification about a couple of terms I've been encountering during online chess matches. Specifically, “sybau” and “pmo.”

After each game I win, I typically send a friendly message like “Wow, that was a very amazing chess game! Thank you for playing this wonderful game of chess with me. I hope we both get better at chess in the future! 😃 ”

However, I often receive replies such as “sybau” or “you pmo fr,” and I'm unsure whether these phrases are part of chess vocabulary. If anyone could shed some light on their meanings, I’d greatly appreciate it.

[vocal musk]

and classier. not worth my time when they act so juvenile

[strange bobcat]

no its sent in some vietnamese gc that I am in but I dont think I might participate

[magic shard]

what about lib roll

[buoyant warren]

is ts some copy pasta

[vocal musk]

they're bad words

[strange bobcat]

idk about him but surely hes about 2600-2700

[cosmic trench]

Bruh u still at 2100

[slow folio]

why not tho

[strange bobcat]

bro just say gg

[last badger]

gulp.... b-b-bad.... words????....

[strange bobcat]

unless they give money or else I might not

[buoyant warren]

send the chesskid emoji

[slow folio]

tbf you could farm wins there 💀

[last badger]

true

[vocal musk]

ye don't get too scared

[slow folio]

yah there’s money and medal

[strange bobcat]

sekiro worth my hours more than chess degeneracy

[reef venture]

Read the fundamentals bro before you do bullet if you are low elo

[pearl raft]

Oh idc

[slow folio]

I mean just check the price for their tournaments

[strange bobcat]

which is

[forest oyster]

Thas crazy

[pearl raft]

Nope

[reef venture]

##%## will have you doing stuff while you hang a mate

[mortal bronze]

oh. i am bored

[cosmic trench]

Bro i can beat u 20 times bongcloud+queen+bishop odds

[pearl raft]

I hâve a Tournament in 6 hours I need to sleep

[modern venture]

why did they make the focus mode like this

[magic shard]

would you make him the 2600 representative or is another person better

[frigid notch]

Moon in chess com for the 1 st time ever

[pearl raft]

Réal

[mortal bronze]

goodnight

[strange bobcat]

im not sure he might be in the middle

[timber badge]

2600 lowk me

[reef venture]

Sir what is your elo

[strange bobcat]

hes like on 2700 lvl icl (I am just a bit more faster)

[frigid notch]

Who ?

[slow folio]

@strange bobcat yah some have medal and money, some only have medal as a price

[strange bobcat]

bruh how much money for 1st-3rd

[magic shard]

wait you did hit it before

[strange bobcat]

ye 💀

[timber badge]

Talking bout me

[magic shard]

what happened bro you need to lock in

[strange bobcat]

cb was neck to neck vs me to 2700

[timber badge]

I stopped caring 💀

[strange bobcat]

but I just turned on my inner engine and smoked him

[slow folio]

around 50k-100k vnd

[frigid notch]

Btw ur team is kinda cooked nothing is balanced there 💀

[strange bobcat]

NAHHHHHHHHHH

[slow folio]

💀

[frigid notch]

Or good

[strange bobcat]

fr I cooked his b2 🥀

[magic shard]

you're gonna get passed by tarmonopee

[timber badge]

Zikku and werker were supposed to win

[slow folio]

bro the governent is gonna give everyone 100k vnd btw 💀

[mortal bronze]

cb has a team?

[strange bobcat]

bruh idk about thaht

[slow folio]

should collect it

[mortal bronze]

what's your team cb

[strange bobcat]

but I need some money to buy LIES OF P

[timber badge]

Knightmare Syndicate

[slow folio]

yah you can grind money in these tournaments lol 💀

[reef venture]

Guys hikaru sprained his wrist

[mortal bronze]

oh

[tawdry mango]

what is this high rated chat

[strange bobcat]

sale ends in 3 days bruv

[magic shard]

pratham's blitz also fell off

[fleet dove]

Same

[timber badge]

How much

[magic shard]

why everyone hit 2600 and then drop

[magic shard]

he's at 2478

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Prat never did

[magic shard]

yes he did

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Wait he did

Damn

[magic shard]

his peaks higher than yours bro

[strange bobcat]

I did not

[magic shard]

yeah you kept going

[frigid notch]

Zik is stronger than you 💔 litreally why is he b2

[mortal bronze]

me neither technically

[timber badge]

Shame

[kindred crypt]

might have just played my most braindead game

[magic shard]

I'm looking at countingblunders pratham bonglord fearsamuel

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142504264074/analysis

[reef venture]

Ayyyy

[timber badge]

Cuz he isn't delusional

[frosty peak]

k1r1t0ooo (672) vs. clownofallclowns (685)

Move List

1. e4 [d5] 2. Nc3 Be6 3. Qf3 d4 4. Nb5 c6 5. d3 Qc8 6. Nxd4 Bg4 7. Qg3 c5 8. Nb5 a6 9. d4 axb5 10. Bxb5+ Nc6 11. d5 Bh5 12. dxc6 bxc6 13. Bc4 Nf6 14. e5 Ne4 15. Qf4 Ra4 16. b3 Qd7 17. Be3 Rxa2 18. Rxa2 Qd1# 

[reef venture]

Ayy

[strange bobcat]

well my friend says 2700 would pull bitches but I am feeling -aura

[frigid notch]

1-1 is not cooking 💔

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I believe in myself to 2-0

[strange bobcat]

it is since I have the lower end

[magic shard]

he was lying 💀

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On b1

[kindred crypt]

at that elo you pull men

[strange bobcat]

well maybe 2800 would

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Zikku is very objective

[mortal bronze]

you are b1? 💀

[strange bobcat]

if 2800 wont then imma quit playing blitz bruv

[spring lion]

Im b0 chat

[frigid notch]

Bro I didn't know ziks real elo and i 2-0 him I knew ur elo that's why I played like a pusy

[mortal bronze]

hi

[magic shard]

countingblunders is the 2nd best board 1

[timber badge]

Zikk troll

[magic shard]

1st best is nova

[spring lion]

Hi pro 🤗

[strange bobcat]

you ussy

[mortal bronze]

no

[kindred crypt]

wheres all the low elo normies

[frigid notch]

The 2 nd game it was a draw too I was better actually then fked up a pawn and lost that asw

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U played me?

[frigid notch]

I played @strange bobcat