💬〡chess-talk

[neat badge]

Kiss my a$$

[thorn cliff]

magnus can easily beat me with the fred

[eternal temple]

@tawdry mango you wanna fight or something?

[neat badge]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulettee-gif-17429044931567597973

It's from a game

Buckshot Roulette

[brisk panther]

I know

[nimble arch]

Isnt this what ratings are for

why is this a poll

[eternal temple]

Is this tuff where your from? ✌️😂

[brisk panther]

[somber lark]

chat, how to get 100 points magically without getting banned

[neat badge]

If getting shot in the face with a shotgun isn't "tuff", then what is?

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-dad-laughing-speed-dad-crying-speed-speed-ksi-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-1466628274697419264

[nimble arch]

have a high RD

[nimble arch]

pretty much stop playing chess for a year and only play on ur alt

[nimble arch]

(or unrated)

and then you can jump 100 points at a time

[blissful rain]

magnus the goat

[somber lark]

lame

[tawdry mango]

ye 🥊

[nimble arch]

its working tho

[neat badge]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-dealer-dies-of-cringe-meme-gif-17810349450553617419

[nimble arch]

im tilt proof

[eternal temple]

Prep random sidelines that people despise so they are more inclined to resign when their position is somewhat losing

[somber lark]

I already have done that

[blissful rain]

suck my dixk

[compact sail]

Is Hikaru bot easier than grillmaster-BOT in your opinion

[eternal temple]

you too pixel?

[tawdry mango]

chess fight. adoption match ill play with no queen@eternal temple

[fossil bloom]

pragg is too solid to be the worst
Gukesh has really good days, and really bad days
Arjun is volatile, tactical tho usually favoring him
Nodirbek is having a rough tournament now, but has lots of potential

[nimble arch]

relying on ur opponent to resgin usually doesnt go well

[eternal temple]

1800 vs 800? Erm ill pass sigma ✌️😂

[keen hearth]

Legit Clutched a win

[tawdry mango]

just took down alireza finally after having the worst showing ever

[neat badge]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-buckshotroulette-shotgun-gif-7745543681648177121

[torn sparrow]

same vro

[blissful rain]

yes hikaru bot is wayyyy better than grillmaster even tho the rating grillmaster has more

[tawdry mango]

bro asked if i wanted to fight then doesnt want to fight

[compact sail]

Does better mean harder?

[blissful rain]

og dang

[rich sapphire]

Average elo: <100

[brisk panther]

How bro feel after rejecting you

[eternal temple]

Dawg the most ive ever played against is a 1700 and the best I could do was a draw 💔

ill own that fold sir

[neat badge]

Actual cringe

[brisk panther]

Real

[blissful rain]

no but im pretty sure hikaru can beat grillmaster but playing hikaru is easier than playing grillmaster thats my opinion

[brisk panther]

Ok 1000 elo

[tawdry mango]

if u have a queen up tho u just trade pieces and take the free dub

[neat badge]

I eat 1500s for lunch

[compact sail]

I've beat the Hikaru bot like 3 times but haven't beat the Grillmaster-BOT once😭

[queen shale]

js joined wsp

[mint adder]

we back

[neat badge]

Ask @boreal mesa

[tawdry mango]

cannibalism

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 🍮 (flan)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: 🍮 (flan)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2206 (2201 peak)
Blitz: 2107 (2155 peak)
Bullet: 2207 (2227 peak)

[blissful rain]

yeah but if hikaru and grillmaster had to be faced up 1v1 hikaru would likely win tho

[tawdry mango]

i should get my cc bullet up

[blissful rain]

even tho grillmaster is specifically designed to beat players

[compact sail]

I'd say so.

[tawdry mango]

and stop unintentionally sandbagging

[brisk panther]

Don't have to ask in something I will not believe on it

[tawdry mango]

i probaby

will get banned if i play a tournament

[nimble arch]

Strange way of seeing it.

Pragg is rated 2779
Gukesh is rated 2776
Arjun is rated 2776
Nodirbek is rated 2771

Its fairly obvious given the data

[compact sail]

Gotta finish this match

[tawdry mango]

at current rating

[neat badge]

Step in the f*ckin ring then

[brisk panther]

Don't have time to waste

The goat

[neat badge]

Back up your sh*t talk

[mortal latch]

Nuh uh

[queen shale]

messi

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/no-j-cole-nope-nah-stop-gif-5313390

[brisk panther]

Pro messi

[mortal latch]

Nop neymar jr

[tropic garden]

ronaldihno

[tawdry mango]

who knows this dude

[limpid viper]

i hate myself

[mortal latch]

Heck ill blow you too

[limpid viper]

i drew the easiest win ever up 3 pawns

[mortal latch]

Great

[neat badge]

TheFoundingTitan865

[limpid viper]

then i start hanging my pawns cause im a dumbass

[eternal temple]

bro same

[mortal latch]

Nop

[tawdry mango]

unhinged chat cant even have a normal convo 😭

[brisk panther]

Don't have time to waste I said

[neat badge]

I don't give a f*ck

[mint adder]

oh that's me hi

[neat badge]

Sit your ass down over the board

[potent rapids]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/121629173314
guy this is my highest accuracy i got at a 500 elo

[eternal temple]

Honestly im getting some hostile vibes from some of these fellers

[frosty peak]

Karolj-Kosut (559) vs. fakemrb (567)

Move List

1. g3 Nf6 2. Bg2 g6 3. Nf3 Bg7 4. O-O O-O 5. c3 d5 6. d4 Nc6 7. Ne5 Nxe5 8. dxe5 Ng4 9. Bf4 Bxe5 10. h3 Bxf4 11. gxf4 Nf6 12. Re1 Nh5 13. Qxd5 Nxf4 14. Qxd8 Rxd8 15. Na3 Nxh3+ 16. Bxh3 Bxh3 17. Kh2 Be6 18. c4 Rd2 19. Rab1 Kg7 20. Kg2 Rad8 21. Nb5 Bxc4 22. Nxc7 Bxe2 23. Rxe2 Rxe2 24. Nb5 h5 25. Nc3 Rc2 26. Ne4 f5 27. Ng5 Rdd2 28. Rf1 Rxb2 29. Ne6+ Kf6 30. Nf4 e6 31. Nh3 Rxa2 32. Nf4 b5 33. Nh3 b4 34. Ng1 b3 35. Nf3 Re2 36. Nd4 Rxf2+ 37. Rxf2 Rxf2+ 38. Kxf2 b2 

[patent patrol]

wrong picture

[brisk panther]

Cry

[patent patrol]

im leavin it

[compact sail]

Draw vs Hikaru
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/380218328
GODDAMMIT

[frosty peak]

Hikaru-bot (2820) vs. SYBAU-GANG (400)

Move List

1. b3 d5 2. Bb2 Bf5 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e3 Nbd7 5. d4 e6 6. Bd3 c6 7. O-O Bd6 8. c4 Bxd3 9. Qxd3 Ne4 10. Nbd2 f5 11. Ne5 O-O 12. Nxd7 Qxd7 13. f3 Ng5 14. c5 Bc7 15. Rfe1 Qe8 16. Qe2 Qh5 17. f4 Qxe2 18. Rxe2 Ne4 19. Nxe4 fxe4 20. g3 g6 21. Bc3 h5 22. b4 a6 23. a4 Bd8 24. h3 Kf7 25. Kg2 Rh8 26. Ree1 Bc7 27. Reb1 Ke7 28. b5 cxb5 29. axb5 axb5 30. Rxb5 Rxa1 31. Bxa1 Rb8 32. Bc3 b6 33. cxb6 Rxb6 34. Rxb6 Bxb6 35. g4 hxg4 36. hxg4 Kf6 37. Bb4 Bc7 38. g5+ Kf5 39. Kf2 Kg4 40. Ke2 Kf5 41. Bf8 Ba5 42. Bd6 Bc3 43. Be7 Bb2 44. Kd2 Ba1 45. Bd6 Kg4 46. Bf8 Kf3 47. Ba3 Kf2 48. Bd6 Bb2 49. Kc2 Bxd4 50. exd4 Ke1 51. Bb4+ Kf2 52. Kd1 e3 53. Be1+ Kf3 54. Kc2 Ke2 55. Bh4 Kf3 56. Kd3 Kg4 57. Be1 Kf3 58. Bh4 Kg4 59. Be1 Kf3 60. Bb4 Kf2 61. Ba5 e2 62. Bb4 e1=Q 63. Bxe1+ Kxe1 64. Ke3 Kf1 65. Kf3 Ke1 66. Ke3 Kf1 67. Kf3 Kg1 68. Kg3 Kh1 69. Kh4 Kg2 70. f5 exf5 

[neat badge]

Fight, p*ssy

[mortal latch]

How?? Keyboard warrior ahh

[brisk panther]

Why fighting if I'm gonna win ?

[neat badge]

Over the chess board, 500 elo

[eternal temple]

Yo can we let the lower rated players know to not play d4 unless they know positional chess

[brisk panther]

🗣️🔥

[mortal latch]

Wht are ya gon do with 500elo bro

[eternal temple]

Cuz the positions I get are kinda...

[queen shale]

i’m 700 somehow

i should be like- 4-500 💀✌🏻

[neat badge]

I'm 1000

[mortal latch]

Still aint good enough

[brisk panther]

And bro want 1v1

[tawdry mango]

give it away to 100 elo players (somehow that exists)

[neat badge]

I'll 2v1 you both

[compact sail]

Guys I'm a depressed 400 elo that beat Hikaru bot three time 🥀

[mortal latch]

Maybe you should less trashtalk and more practice

[neat badge]

And I'll still win

[queen shale]

how can u get hilary

hikaru

[brisk panther]

You are not him

[neat badge]

*him

[queen shale]

yo calm it bro i typoed 💀💀✌🏻

[eternal temple]

Okay I struggled to get a breakthrough with the WENDY bot at 800 bro why are we lying

[mortal latch]

Restarted?

[compact sail]

Hikaru bot😭

[tawdry mango]

6 days until i see magnus irl frfr

[queen shale]

ye how do i get to that

[neat badge]

Whatever black pieces

[mortal bronze]

where

[blissful rain]

where???/

[brisk panther]

I play magnus bot and I go in endgame with it I'm a dummy

[tawdry mango]

🇳🇴

in oslo

[compact sail]

Have you beat it?

[queen shale]

yo someone answer:
how can i verse hikaru

[nimble arch]

is it the moon club dude

the cult main

[eternal temple]

magnus bot probably a murderer in the endgame tho

[patent patrol]

na let them play the blackmar deimer

[nimble arch]

like the one everyone changed their pfps to

[brisk panther]

Nah I'd lose

[tawdry mango]

no just an underrated chinese player that did well recently after kidna being inactive

[nimble arch]

name?

[boreal mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-duck-gif-5717372584256233732

[compact sail]

go to bots and then you will find him

[brisk panther]

My eyes

[tawdry mango]

Bu Xiangzhi

[mortal latch]

Real

[brisk panther]

[eternal temple]

was the implication of forced intercourse necessary... find out next time on dragon ball z...

[queen shale]

ts wild 💔🪫

[compact sail]

Dihpressing

[eternal temple]

I do this often

[boreal mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/sunlight-ouch-gif-10176410

[mortal latch]

But you got to be 🍇ed soo one day you can be the 🍇ist

[eternal temple]

Yep! We have officially lost the plot

[brisk panther]

Did my best too if I play like this every game I will be 2000+ rapid

[nimble arch]

oh so not jianchao

[tawdry mango]

no 💀

can chat stop being weird wth

[mortal latch]

Skill issue

[compact sail]

Basically I practice with Hikaru bot

[tawdry mango]

nah fr what is going on. yall are like kids talking like this 😭 just chill

[brisk panther]

Ok

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334322

[compact sail]

Ig practice with Magnus bot

[eternal temple]

Lil bruh a freak

[mortal latch]

Srry unc

This was a dihsaster

[brisk panther]

The best one

[compact sail]

Yes

[eternal temple]

Has anyone ever gotten an underpromotion brilliant?

[brisk panther]

I'm to positional for brilliant

[tawdry mango]

why is this a default discord emoji 💀

[eternal temple]

fair

[mortal latch]

Thatl be you cro

[queen shale]

i forgot
what elo us grandmaster

[boreal mesa]

It’s a default phone emoji

[boreal mesa]

Ur mom

[eternal temple]

Im a big fan of attacking on diagonals/files im not a good positional player

[brisk panther]

So if you after losing against Magnus like what you said

[mortal latch]

?

[mortal latch]

🤞😔🥀

[queen shale]

i meant what elo is considered hrandmaster

[tawdry mango]

none

u need 3 norms

[brisk panther]

Connect your account

[mortal latch]

A hard master?

[tawdry mango]

and 2500 FIDE

[queen shale]

alr bro

[eternal temple]

pre-installed indian insult detected

Its just you big bro

[tawdry mango]

yeah the one night Bast isnt on chat devolves into this

[queen shale]

broo 🫃 shouldn’t exist idk

[tawdry mango]

well done chat

[mortal latch]

5 nights at diddies

[brisk panther]

Mods pov I think them just watching

[queen shale]

5 nights with shadow men

[brisk panther]

[queen shale]

💀

[mortal latch]

Your not the only thing bricked in this chat

[rapid venture]

Sup chess nerds

[boreal mesa]

Where’s the insult and why are you associating it with ethnicities now??

[zealous marsh]

balls

[brisk panther]

@sewer mods

[weak tree]

How to play chess

[eternal temple]

So we are suddenly socially aware after saying "your mom" in a chess discord

[queen shale]

i love how balls shows up when i say “5 nights with shadow men”

[eternal temple]

🧐

[brisk panther]

[compact sail]

Im trying 3,200 rn let me lock in

[queen shale]

elegantly move the pieces until the king is completely and utterly diddled

[brisk panther]

Ok

[boreal mesa]

Yea why are you calling it an Indian insult and how is it an insult in response to “who’s gotten under promotion brilliants”

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-umar-umar-drumar-we-must-stay-focused-we-must-stay-focused-brother-gif-7363038804687601927

[brisk panther]

Nah tomorrow lot of time out

[queen shale]

yo caelestia calm down

[mortal latch]

Yes twin

Spread the word

[queen shale]

real

[mortal latch]

Who?

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-dogs-playing-chess-good-game-game-of-chess-gif-11419449

[queen shale]

at the skyfalllllllll
when it crumblessssss

we will stand talllllllll and face it all..
together at the skyfalllll

why aren’t u

✌🏻🙏🏼

[brisk panther]

Bye guys I need training

[eternal temple]

you do realize you're contradicting yourself by saying this, I asked a genuine question and you responded with something idiotic so its only fitting I do the same to you, is it not?

[boreal mesa]

So you’re saying Indians say idiotic things?

[queen shale]

there goes all my brain cells

[mortal latch]

@tawdry mango heard the bricked jokes and disappeared into nothingness

[vale inlet]

Guys i am connecting my chess acc on discord but they aren’t accept it

[brisk panther]

Bias?

[queen shale]

airball

💔

[eternal temple]

not in the slightest, they do, however have (from experience) a tendency to put the combination of words "your" and "mom/mother" together quite often.

[brisk panther]

Don't argue with people victim of bias @eternal temple

[patent patrol]

Sup

[patent patrol]

So do yo mama boy

[mortal latch]

Well well well

[queen shale]

we have batter, balls, and brick.
it sounds like a cursed baseball game

[mortal latch]

Point proven

[boreal mesa]

Never heard one say that

[patent patrol]

I’m not indian 🥹

[queen shale]

anyone italian?

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/catmotoboy-gif-2369744798036672672

[boreal mesa]

I don’t get why you’re calling it an insult then?

[patent patrol]

It’s me in my pfp

Do yall like ashanti

[brisk panther]

[queen shale]

can yall pls sybau 🥀✌🏻

[mortal latch]

Who?

[patent patrol]

Yeesh

[patent patrol]

she make music

[mortal latch]

Pbqt

[idle oracle]

gah I hate mosquitos

[brisk panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1408511315864981544/9wrwss.gif

[eternal temple]

<@&745328830649991179>

[patent patrol]

Sounds dumb asf

[idle oracle]

lmao .ai

[mortal latch]

Ahh the girl your listening to rn?

[patent patrol]

Yea

[brisk panther]

<@&745328830649991179> job call you

[torn sparrow]

AI to promote AI

we are so cooked

[eternal temple]

Mods, remove his ability to say aluminum properly

[mortal latch]

Ong

[mortal latch]

I cast dyslexia

[weak tree]

Howw

[mortal latch]

Hmmm shes good ig

[patent patrol]

Fr

https://open.spotify.com/track/6KEC6M920dESawdRtXpvez

[brisk panther]

I don't click link on discord

[whole eagle]

You first please

How are you guys?

[patent patrol]

That’s fine I wasn’t rly talking to u

[brisk panther]

Good

[whole eagle]

Dead chat.

[brisk panther]

Still quitting chess?

[brisk panther]

Chat actually

[whole eagle]

No? Since when did I quit chess?

[brisk panther]

I think you quit because you said you don't play

Anyway bye

[mortal latch]

Whats dis

[whole eagle]

I didn't quit.

[brisk panther]

Ok

[mortal latch]

Pbqt

[golden solstice]

i just kidnapped the white king

[patent patrol]

banana dog

I fw it

[grand acorn]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142382115608/review?move=39

[frosty peak]

nunziocarretta (2048) vs. Nightlen (2022)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. g3 h5 3. Bg2 h4 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. Nd5 Ba5 6. b3 c6 7. Nc3 Nf6 8. Bb2 d5 9. cxd5 cxd5 10. Nf3 h3 11. Bf1 Nc6 12. a3 Bb6 13. e3 Bg4 14. Be2 e4 15. Nh4 Ne5 16. Bxg4 Nfxg4 17. O-O Rxh4 18. gxh4 Qxh4 19. Nxd5 Nf3+ 20. Kh1 Qxf2 

[grand acorn]

such a beautiful finish for a blitz game

[limpid viper]

we can't tell from that

[stable inlet]

yoooooo wasap

[limpid viper]

he could've played chess before

[stable inlet]

no not cheating ya i agree

[limpid viper]

also its not that crazy to get to 1800 rapid in a year

[stable inlet]

i know a kid

he wen from 1200 to 1900 in 2 months

its actually not hard at all

[limpid viper]

damn

[stable inlet]

3 months not 2

but it tok me like 6 months to get up from2300 to 2550

i guess the rating deflates as u go up

[limpid viper]

that's still not very long

[stable inlet]

ya

ig

[limpid viper]

also i think rapid is alot easier to climb in

[stable inlet]

ya

[limpid viper]

i say this after i lost 50 elo in rapid today 🔥

[stable inlet]

i am like 2150 in rapid right now not the best, but i climbed up so fast

[thorn vale]

No. Bullet is much easier.

[stable inlet]

it was so dam easy

[thorn vale]

[stable inlet]

ya that too

[limpid viper]

bullet is lowkey harder

bullet i gotta be in the mood to play bullet

[stable inlet]

nah i climbed up like 600 bullet points and 400 rapid points in like 5 monthd

[limpid viper]

i can play something like blitz whenever

[stable inlet]

true true

i havent had the mood to play bulet recently lol only lay blitz and rapid

[patent patrol]

suavamenteee besame

Bullet I gotta be mindless to play

[stable inlet]

lol

[patent patrol]

200mg of caffeine and listening to music

[limpid viper]

imma stop playing rapid for today i cannot concentrate 💀

[patent patrol]

And then I’ll just win based off the vibe

[late laurel]

Is this rating good? That's mine...
not increasing. Could anyone please give me some suggestions

[stable inlet]

yaa

[austere marlin]

Bro damn they hosting fide world cup in goa 🔥🔥

[stable inlet]

its good. but learn more openings

[patent patrol]

White time control is that

[austere marlin]

Im a goan too imma go prob

[drifting bough]

[late laurel]

10min

[limpid viper]

actually i might end up playing rapid until the afternoon 😭

cause im thinking about it and can i really get off after losing 50 elo

[patent patrol]

It’s not awful progress just do puzzles

[stable inlet]

oh cool

[patent patrol]

Lichess has free ones and it’s a lot better than chess.com

[stable inlet]

they are hosting it in india this time

[austere marlin]

Ye

[stable inlet]

im ethnicaly indian but i was born in the USA and brought up here

[patent patrol]

Go for a run 🏃‍♂️

[austere marlin]

Ohh

[stable inlet]

and beeen to india a couple of times

[limpid viper]

batter im a very bad loser

[stable inlet]

pretty cool

[austere marlin]

Fr

[limpid viper]

i cannot step away after losing 50 elo

[stable inlet]

i might move to india lwky my dad and mom want to

[patent patrol]

If u lose 50 elo start going for runs

[stable inlet]

idk tho il, never fit in

[patent patrol]

Cuz that way you’ll do something good ultimately

[limpid viper]

sure its the morning now but its not like i have anything to do anyway

[austere marlin]

Yeah do it and attend the worldcup🔥

[stable inlet]

i mean i do know my mothertongue pretty well and am very serious about my religion but othre than that im american lol

[stable inlet]

for real

[austere marlin]

Lol

[patent patrol]

Counter productivity yk

[limpid viper]

this is what a smart person would do

im not im an idiot so imma stay playing rapid

[patent patrol]

I used to at least do 30 pushups for lost blitz games

[stable inlet]

yea

[patent patrol]

That’s less work

[stable inlet]

i usually go to chennai when i do go to india

i havent been in enarly 3 years tho

[limpid viper]

i am not playing blitz anymore 💀

[stable inlet]

whyyyy

blitz is best

[patent patrol]

Then do 100 pushups every rapid loss

[limpid viper]

i will once i get better at rapid

i think im just not good enough at chess to progress past my current blitz rating

[solid helm]

Hiii

[limpid viper]

that is alot of pushups bro

[patent patrol]

It’s light

[limpid viper]

i'd end up doing like 1000 everytime i played

[solid helm]

I can do 80 clean push ups in one go

[patent patrol]

My arms would get sore doing 30 every loss cuz I would do like untitled tuesday

And then grind more

[neat badge]

[patent patrol]

Im lowkey lazy now

[limpid viper]

if my arms get sore how am i meant to play bullet effectively batter

[patent patrol]

It’s all in the wrist

[solid helm]

play rapid

[patent patrol]

My traps would hurt more than anything

[weak tree]

ok

[limpid viper]

i am and i lost 50 rating points

i lost 5 games in a row

[solid helm]

You are doing your push ups wrong

[limpid viper]

imma pee and take a lil break

[patent patrol]

No im not

[solid helm]

how many push ups you did?

[solid helm]

How many you did?

[patent patrol]

30 every loss

T shirt to ground and back up

[solid helm]

How many losses?

[somber gate]

just dont lose 50 elo in one sitting

[patent patrol]

I don’t remember say maybe 7-9 losses in a day and I did it for days at one point

[limpid viper]

Yea that’s why I’ll gain it back rn

[mint adder]

gg dropped out of 2100

[patent patrol]

But I also work out like regularly

[solid helm]

palm position matters and elbow movement matters

[somber gate]

wow batter ur such a gigachad

[solid helm]

even on sundays?

[limpid viper]

Okay so you guys will either see me at 1800 rapid or back at 2000 soon

[patent patrol]

Just having a conversation

[somber gate]

it was praise

[neat badge]

Still no 1000 elo role

[patent patrol]

Yea but I know how to do push ups

I know how to do diff kinds of pushups

[solid helm]

How many one arm pushups you can do?

[patent patrol]

My push up placement is not an issue here I wouldn’t say

[neat badge]

Yea, I do push ups. ON YO B*TCH

[patent patrol]

Hmmm let me try I think none

Lol I can actually do it with my dominant arm but idk if I did it right at all

With my right arm I fall over

[solid helm]

One rep?

[patent patrol]

Yes

[solid helm]

you are leftie?

[patent patrol]

Yea

[solid helm]

I can do 15 clean reps but after that my form gets sloppy

[patent patrol]

I may be wrong but have u said u didn’t weigh that much b4

Like I can bench 225 but body weight stuff gets hard for me cuz im like 180

Lot to lug around

[solid helm]

I hate US metrics

[patent patrol]

Yea

[solid helm]

Just give me the damn kilos

[patent patrol]

I can bench like 110kg and weigh hmmm like 85

[neat badge]

[Event "Live Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2025.08.27"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Itzelm26"]
[Black "TheFoundingTitan865"]
[Result "0-1"]
[CurrentPosition "8/7R/6p1/p4pk1/8/8/2r1r3/2K5 w - - 3 59"]
[Timezone "UTC"]
[ECO "D00"]
[ECOUrl "https://www.chess.com/openings/Queens-Pawn-Opening-1...d5-2.e3"]
[UTCDate "2025.08.27"]
[UTCTime "02:47:18"]
[WhiteElo "989"]
[BlackElo "1005"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "TheFoundingTitan865 won on time"]
[StartTime "02:47:18"]
[EndDate "2025.08.27"]
[EndTime "03:03:54"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/142380478874/analysis"]
[WhiteUrl "https://www.chess.com/bundles/web/images/noavatar_l.84a92436.gif"]
[WhiteCountry "95"]
[WhiteTitle ""]
[BlackUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/282044229.b37bb907.50x50o.836771401dbb.png"]
[BlackCountry "2"]
[BlackTitle ""]

1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. f3 e5 5. Ne2 exd4 6. Nxd4 Nxd4 7. cxd4 Bb4+ 8.
   Nc3 Be6 9. Qa4+ Bd7 10. Qxb4 b6 11. Bd3 a5 12. Qb3 O-O 13. O-O Be6 14. Qc2 g6
2. Ne2 c5 16. Ng3 cxd4 17. e4 dxe4 18. fxe4 Rc8 19. Qf2 Ng4 20. Qf3 Ne5 21. Qd1
   Nxd3 22. Qxd3 Bc4 23. Qf3 Bxf1 24. Nxf1 f5 25. e5 d3 26. Bd2 Qd4+ 27. Be3 Qxb2
3. Qd5+ Kh8 29. Bd4 Rcd8 30. e6+ Qxd4+ 31. Qxd4+ Rxd4 32. Rd1 Re8 33. Rb1 Rxe6
4. Nd2 Re2 35. Nf3 Rc4 36. h3 Rcc2 37. Ne1 Rxa2 38. Nxd3 Rxg2+ 39. Kf1 Rg3 40.
   Nf4 Rf3+ 41. Kg1 Rxf4 42. Rxb6 Ra3 43. Kg2 Ra2+ 44. Kg3 Ra3+ 45. Kg2 Re4 46.
   Rb8+ Kg7 47. Rb7+ Kh6 48. Rb2 Rb4 49. Rc2 Rbb3 50. Rc4 Rxh3 51. Kf2 Ra2+ 52. Kg1
   Rg3+ 53. Kf1 Rf3+ 54. Ke1 Re3+ 55. Kd1 Ree2 56. Rh4+ Kg5 57. Rxh7 Rad2+ 58. Kc1
   Rc2+ 0-1

[patent patrol]

Less than 85 wow

[frosty peak]

Itzelm26 (989) vs. TheFoundingTitan865 (1005)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. f3 e5 5. Ne2 exd4 6. Nxd4 Nxd4 7. cxd4 Bb4+ 8. Nc3 Be6 9. Qa4+ Bd7 10. Qxb4 b6 11. Bd3 a5 12. Qb3 O-O 13. O-O Be6 14. Qc2 g6 15. Ne2 c5 16. Ng3 cxd4 17. e4 dxe4 18. fxe4 Rc8 19. Qf2 Ng4 20. Qf3 Ne5 21. Qd1 Nxd3 22. Qxd3 Bc4 23. Qf3 Bxf1 24. Nxf1 f5 25. e5 d3 26. Bd2 Qd4+ 27. Be3 Qxb2 28. Qd5+ Kh8 29. Bd4 Rcd8 30. e6+ Qxd4+ 31. Qxd4+ Rxd4 32. Rd1 Re8 33. Rb1 Rxe6 34. Nd2 Re2 35. Nf3 Rc4 36. h3 Rcc2 37. Ne1 Rxa2 38. Nxd3 Rxg2+ 39. Kf1 Rg3 40. Nf4 Rf3+ 41. Kg1 Rxf4 42. Rxb6 Ra3 43. Kg2 Ra2+ 44. Kg3 Ra3+ 45. Kg2 Re4 46. Rb8+ Kg7 47. Rb7+ Kh6 48. Rb2 Rb4 49. Rc2 Rbb3 50. Rc4 Rxh3 51. Kf2 Ra2+ 52. Kg1 Rg3+ 53. Kf1 Rf3+ 54. Ke1 Re3+ 55. Kd1 Ree2 56. Rh4+ Kg5 57. Rxh7 Rad2+ 58. Kc1 Rc2+ 

[patent patrol]

Maybe like 83

[solid helm]

I can do like 500 push ups in a day, everyday, but I am not good at heavy lifting

[leaden gust]

chess.com hosts tournaments right?

[limpid viper]

ok first game looks like an easy win

im just waiting on my opponent

[patent patrol]

Very good

[solid helm]

Not really, I suck at lifting weights

[patent patrol]

I did push ups and stuff along with workouts for football it was condensed into a lot of workouts

Well even calisthenics and low weight stuff do a lot

Cuz rly ur own strength is all u need to work with

[solid helm]

I am good with my body wt

[patent patrol]

But for weightlifting just getting used to it matters more to be better at it yer

[nimble arch]

Hallow knight is 50% off

[patent patrol]

Going through the motions correctly is essential for progress

[solid helm]

I say nutrition is much more important, like 60-70% is nutrition for muscle growth!

[patent patrol]

It’s all important

[south epoch]

No, my nutrition is perfect and I'm still skinny

[patent patrol]

I mean going up for weightlifting

[patent patrol]

If ur working out and still skinny ur not eating enough even if u think u are

[solid helm]

You need to increse the carbs!

[south epoch]

I checked once my calories in take and it was about 1500-2000

[whole eagle]

No thanks. I can talk if I want to.

[solid helm]

How much do you weigh?

[patent patrol]

Bro this is like

[south epoch]

52-53 kg

[patent patrol]

Being on a diet

[solid helm]

height

[whole eagle]

I'm ridiculously underweight.

[south epoch]

1.70 cm

[solid helm]

wtf

[south epoch]

I'm skinny

[patent patrol]

U def aren’t eating enough

[solid helm]

Bro is same height as my fingernail

[patent patrol]

I take it ur within anywhere from ages like 14-25 and ur body would like closer to 2500-3000 calories to gain weight (even more for growing ppl)

[limpid viper]

opponent got too scared to play alien gambit

i actually wanted to play it looked fun

[patent patrol]

The main line is nh3 and it’s decent

Idk why opp didn’t play that

[limpid viper]

yea i've seen nh3 too

alot

he lost a piece soon after anyway

[solid helm]

He might have ptsd

[patent patrol]

I’ve premoved nc3 in the caro sometimes against ppl here and go into nh3 line cuz im sure everyone here knows how to beat alien gambit but i mindlessly will play the classical main line

[limpid viper]

alien gambit was good until it got over used and now everyone knows what to do

[patent patrol]

Witty alien plays it super well

[nimble arch]

meh

[patent patrol]

To him I give the credit of inventing real theory

[patent patrol]

Hella tricks

[nimble arch]

if its an opening thats only good if your opponent is an idiot I dont consider it a good opening

[solid helm]

Sup pixel

[limpid viper]

sometimes i forget witty alien is a cm

[nimble arch]

because the opening was not of a matter of itself

but of the opponent

[patent patrol]

Well he made the opening

[nimble arch]

I phrased that horribly but im sure you can tell what I mean

[solid helm]

no

[patent patrol]

My argument against what ur saying is he came up with it to an extent

Or at least studied it heavily

[limpid viper]

made it popular

[nimble arch]

im talking about these openings in genera;

popular or not

[patent patrol]

He will only play forcing lines and plays “classical” chess which he hates

I’m just saying he plays the gambit well

[limpid viper]

yea he does

[patent patrol]

I can’t play it like he do

[nimble arch]

The cool thing about chess is that opening ballence themselves

if it has a high winrate then it might be popular

and if its popular then it might be known and reduce the winrate if dubious

if not dubious then it will stay more popular

there are hidden gems ofc

but with time they all even out

[patent patrol]

This hidden gem actually surprised me

Backwards caro stuff but

[torn sparrow]

with more time more hidden gems will be created

[compact sail]

I Beat Maria!
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/380258720

[frosty peak]

Maria-BOT (1000) vs. SYBAU-GANG (400)

Move List

1. g4 e5 2. Bg2 d5 3. d4 exd4 4. Qxd4 Be6 5. c4 Nc6 6. Qc3 Bb4 7. cxd5 Bxd5 8. g5 Bxg2 9. h4 Bxh1 10. Qxb4 Nxb4 11. Bf4 Nf6 12. a4 Nc2+ 13. Kf1 Qd1# 

[compact sail]

14 moves

[willow owl]

Congrats

[compact sail]

It was easy

[willow owl]

Hi goonflower

[compact sail]

I play against Hikaru bot

[compact sail]

Thanks

[stable inlet]

hmm ok

guys im back so close to my peak

like 2545 rn just 5 more elo

[limpid viper]

bro might've peaked at 2550 blitz idk though

[stable inlet]

lol yea on god tho

but gues wht happened tody

i am like 2150 in rapid and i was playing thi 1900

and i kept beating him and then i chalenged him again to a rating game by accident

and we started playing and i had to leave cuz my teacher was calling me and it was in school

so i was about to abort but i accidentally madee a move so i had to resign

[brazen galleon]

Skill issue

[stable inlet]

then i lost my elo cuz i misclkicked

now i am like 2130 bruh

[compact sail]

I Beat Sven!
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/380261314

[frosty peak]

Sven-BOT (1100) vs. SYBAU-GANG (400)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. g3 d5 3. Bg2 Bf5 4. O-O Nc6 5. d3 e5 6. Nbd2 Bd6 7. Nb1 O-O 8. Qd2 Nd4 9. e4 Nxf3+ 10. Bxf3 dxe4 11. dxe4 Bb4 12. Qxb4 c5 13. Qxb7 Rb8 14. Qc6 Rb6 15. exf5 Rxc6 16. Bxc6 Qc8 17. Bg5 Qxc6 18. a4 Rb8 19. b3 Ne4 20. Be3 Nd6 21. Re1 Nxf5 22. h3 Nd4 23. Bd2 Nf3+ 24. Kf1 Nxe1 25. Bxe1 Qh1+ 26. Ke2 Rd8 27. Ra3 Qe4+ 28. Kf1 Rd1 29. Kg1 Rxe1+ 30. Kh2 Qh1# 

[stable inlet]

HOLY

[willow owl]

Hi Mr Angola

[stable inlet]

2700 elo is insane

[brazen galleon]

[stable inlet]

hey i am young so its ok

[compact sail]

I'm practicing

[stable inlet]

LOL

[brazen galleon]

You are playing bots being a typical 400 elo player😂

[stable inlet]

i am just a kid so its ok when i become a grownup i will become better at chess

[willow owl]

There are some 2800-2999s here

[compact sail]

Please

[crude solstice]

Will you be hidden gem

[compact sail]

Have mercy on me

[stable inlet]

yea ik

[crude solstice]

Helloween Beans

[willow owl]

Wait how old are you?

[willow owl]

Hi sis

[stable inlet]

but still the only reason i am only 2550 is because iam young

[stable inlet]

like 15 or 16 i think

[compact sail]

I'm practicing for grillmaster-BOT

[willow owl]

Wild

[stable inlet]

bro i actually beat the grillmaster bot

[willow owl]

"Start the procedure"

[stable inlet]

like i sacked my rook

[brazen galleon]

You should play the bots in random pool instead of the chess.com bots

[stable inlet]

i thought if he tookit was a draw

[compact sail]

Teach me your ways

[stable inlet]

BUT IT WAS MATE IN 13

[compact sail]

Okay

[stable inlet]

I GOT NOTHING TO TEACH I GOT SO LUCKY

[compact sail]

I got to turn 97 with him😭

[stable inlet]

god dam

bruh

[compact sail]

Back to back

I got the others

I beat Hikaru bot 3 times but somehow can't beat grillmaster

Chess960?

[brazen galleon]

I blundered against a chess.com employee but still won https://www.chess.com/live/game/142382493868

[frosty peak]

dachessmandan (2576) vs. Maxi4444 (2607)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. c4 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nf3 Bc5 5. Be2 d6 6. O-O O-O 7. Qc2 Bg4 8. Nd5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 Nd4 10. Qd1 c6 11. Ne3 a5 12. Nc2 Nxf3+ 13. Qxf3 d5 14. cxd5 cxd5 15. d3 Rc8 16. Bg5 Be7 17. Bxf6 Bxf6 18. Ne3 d4 19. Nd5 Rc2 20. Rac1 Rxb2 21. Rc7 b5 22. Rfc1 Rxa2 23. g3 b4 24. Qf5 b3 25. Rb7 a4 26. Rb6 b2 27. Rb1 a3 28. Nxf6+ gxf6 29. Rxf6 Ra1 30. Qg5+ Kh8 31. Qxe5 Rxb1+ 32. Kg2 Qb8 33. Rd6+ f6 34. Qe7 Qe8 35. Qb7 Rd1 36. Rd7 Qg6 37. Qb4 Rg8 38. Qxd4 [b1=Q] 

[torn sparrow]

no

[compact sail]

Nice

[brazen galleon]

I would have made another queen if he didnt resign

[compact sail]

He resigned😭😭

[brazen galleon]

[stable inlet]

bruh guys

[compact sail]

Just too strong

[stable inlet]

@brazen galleon how old r u and how long have u been playing chess

i just started playing online like 5 years ago when i was 10

[crude solstice]

What about hidden flower

[stable inlet]

in covid

[willow owl]

Why are you so obsessed with people ages and playing strength😭

[stable inlet]

because i need to learn the ways

of the masters

[brazen galleon]

Playing chess for around 10 years now. I took it more seriously 6-7 years ago

[stable inlet]

so in due time, i will become like that. hoepfully.

[compact sail]

6.....7 years?

[willow owl]

Some people play for like 12 years

[stable inlet]

hmm cool. i just started taking it seriosuly like 2-3 years ago, but it will take me more time from here on

[compact sail]

67 joke

[stable inlet]

i nee to lock in

[stable inlet]

bruh

[compact sail]

What

[willow owl]

Chill chess is supposed to be a second hand priority to school/job

[stable inlet]

i need to lock in

[compact sail]

I'm on a winning streak

[stable inlet]

no. i need to become CM at all costs

[brazen galleon]

True. Somewhat

[willow owl]

Mf becoming cm wont grant you anything

[stable inlet]

IT WILL GRANT ME A LIFTIME CHESCOM DIAMOND MEMBERSHIP

[willow owl]

Elaborate

[stable inlet]

IS THAT NOTHING TO U IS IT!!!!

[crude solstice]

Bribe some matches

[brazen galleon]

ClownMaster is a trash title. Get FM at least

[compact sail]

No.

[stable inlet]

that is the only reason.

[stable inlet]

...

[stable inlet]

hmm true but i only need it for the diamond membership

[brazen galleon]

It is but not lots of people dont get it

[crude solstice]

Me when lichess has all the features for free:

[stable inlet]

well i just like chess.com

[brazen galleon]

If you get a good job you can pay it + lots of other things

[willow owl]

Its not nothing but giving up your school education just to get a diamond membership forever aint worth it😭

[stable inlet]

chill i am only a sophmore

[proud rivet]

I suck at chess

[stable inlet]

speaking of which i need otprolly go i got like a 5 paragraph essay on AP World History due tomorow

[willow owl]

So why did you say somewhat. Im confused rn

[crude solstice]

If you can exchange it for real diamond then you should go for it

[patent patrol]

Ahhhh sandwich

[brazen galleon]

Idk

[willow owl]

Bros saying it as if hes a gm

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> greenflower65

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2245 (peak)
Blitz: 2206 (2214 peak)
Bullet: 2204 (2248 peak)

[torn sparrow]

2200 all timecontrols again🥶

[brazen galleon]

[open heron]

exposesd

[compact sail]

ITS RAW!

[willow owl]

Becoming a cm takes a lot and i mean a lot of work that will probably interrupt your daily life unless you're like a future gm level talent or smth

[stable inlet]

nah

i just play on the toilet for fun

[willow owl]

Hi Mr titled player Ive seen once before

[brazen galleon]

[willow owl]

You cant expect to get cm by just playing on the toilet 💀

[stable inlet]

atleast i am admitting it

[crude solstice]

The secret to achieve 2500

[stable inlet]

real

[stable inlet]

finallt one understands

imma dip gn

[compact sail]

I'm only happy bc of chess

[willow owl]

Gn

[compact sail]

Until I go against a good player

[tall ravine]

[loud wadi]

Hello everyone

[stable inlet]

cya @everyone and i agree

[stable inlet]

bruh

[willow owl]

Yeha when Ive tried to send the a n a l beads it doesn't allow me

[stable inlet]

cya

[loud wadi]

A brilliant but turned out to be a blunder

[brazen galleon]

[compact sail]

Me preparing to get dominated in a match:

[stable inlet]

bro do u live in brussels or somethin

[torn sparrow]

they suck bro use glasses instead

fabiano caruana had great succes

[mint adder]

analysis

[regal osprey]

I can't focus

[compact sail]

"Then focus🤤"

Someone would say

[regal osprey]

thanks for the advice man really appreciate it

[compact sail]

Yw

[regal osprey]

wrong picture

[compact sail]

Peak

[regal osprey]

I appreciate that

[compact sail]

Me preparing to get dominated in a chess match:

[regal osprey]

I haven't been playing chess

apparently my brain decided my special interest is now working out

[compact sail]

Is Magnus disappointed?

[regal osprey]

I think at some point I felt like I would never improve

or not by any substantial margin

[regal osprey]

Gordon Ramsey is cool however

More of an Alton Brown guy

[compact sail]

Is Gordon saying "SHOW ME YOUR WILLEH" peak?

[regal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/alton-altonbrown-die-ugh-fine-gif-7740633

[compact sail]

😁

I see them as equals

[regal osprey]

Good Eats is actually the best show ever created

[mortal latch]

[trim wraith]

american version of gordon is bad british version is best gordon

[regal osprey]

It's like if you took a cooking show and bill nye and transfused it into one pure substance of perfection

[mortal latch]

Idiot Sandwich

[compact sail]

Yes

[mortal latch]

Remember that one time he yelled a racial slur at a granny?

[stone peak]

Why I can't Castle?

[compact sail]

Hes just a cool guy.

[compact sail]

Dude kill Burger

Its a easy bot

[stone peak]

It was until yesterday today it become extremely difficult

[compact sail]

I beat it in 17 turns😭

[stone peak]

What i don't understand is Why I can't Castle King side

[compact sail]

Idk

I don't focus on Castling

[tribal gyro]

Yoo

[regal osprey]

wrinkly wrinkly man

[compact sail]

Thats my father.

[mortal latch]

Bruh how many moves was this game huh?

3 maybe 4?

[compact sail]

YOOOO show me the acc

[mortal latch]

Ye 3 moves

I was right

[stone peak]

Why are you still here, Go beat Magnus.

[compact sail]

Dihpressing

[compact sail]

It was a forfeit

[stone peak]

How?????

[compact sail]

Life was good until I tried beating grillmaster bot

[wind bay]

Wdym how lol

[tribal gyro]

Bro was intimidated by my aura and resigned 😈

[wind bay]

U can tell how they lost by the logo on the king

[mortal latch]

Pbqt

Dont make me cringe out

[limpid viper]

im so cooked

[mortal latch]

🤞 😔 🥀

[stable inlet]

i have tio go to slee[[--p[[p

[stone peak]

There wasn't even a check

[stable inlet]

it sos lat ethr here

i need my sleep as i am a young growing boy chat stop spamming

[wind bay]

R u joking

[compact sail]

Translate this ancient text.

[mortal latch]

Ts would actually do a generational run on insta as a gof

Make it a gif twib

[stable inlet]

its so late here

lol

[compact sail]

Alr

[stone peak]

Wait did they resign

[wind bay]

Bruh

[wind bay]

^

[compact sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1031921238567817297/1410136304842444880/attachment.gif

[mortal latch]

This finna rrplace that old man staring or that glorb
Maybe even shaq time out gif

[compact sail]

I did

[mortal latch]

How does one use this on insta though

[compact sail]

Save the gif

I'm NOT using insta

[compact sail]

Click on it and save it

[mortal latch]

Oh

[compact sail]

Well...maybe

cough cough

[compact sail]

I'm gaining the humor of an average chess player😭

[mortal latch]

Boi soo tuff

[unkempt flare]

Anyone chess

pls

[compact sail]

My name was TUFF GRU PHONK

[solid helm]

SUP

[compact sail]

Cam you beat Popsicle?

Can*

[limpid viper]

bBQ3TK

[unkempt flare]

Yeah

[limpid viper]

im actually gonna go crazy

[unkempt flare]

but i suck at rapid

[limpid viper]

im losing literally every game

[compact sail]

Can you beat Hikaru bot?

[unkempt flare]

i am 1400 lc

[unkempt flare]

nah

[compact sail]

You need practice broder

[unkempt flare]

lets play

[compact sail]

I have to go to bed bro😭🥀

[unkempt flare]

ok

[tropic garden]

what time is it

[compact sail]

12:48 am

[tropic garden]

its 5:48 pm here

[compact sail]

Hey practice with Popsicle bot to beat Hikaru bot so then you can beat grillmaster-BOT

I still can't beat grillmaster-BOT

Even after 26 TRIES

[limpid viper]

i may have fallen 70 elo points but if i just win 10 rapid games ill be back right chat

[wind bay]

Wait what day is it

[compact sail]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

i dont have any chess-related stuff rn

[compact sail]

Wait

[lapis kayak]

Is there anyone who wants to play with me?

[compact sail]

Me preparing to get dominated in a chess match:

[vital elm]

i challenge a 1000 rated player to defeat me in chess

im just 100 rated

[kindred crypt]

i bet you won

[vital elm]

hey @kindred crypt i challenge you to enter the colosseum of chess

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamenthusiastic

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1927 (2008 peak)
Blitz: 1904 (peak)
Bullet: 1762 (1909 peak)

[limpid viper]

down 80 elo 😭

in 1 session

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ner (messiandronaldoandneymar0)

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Name: Ner (messiandronaldoandneymar0)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100 (595 peak)
Bullet: 104 (314 peak)

[compact sail]

Lock in goddammit

[reef berry]

Hello folks

[compact sail]

Woah

[limpid viper]

bro its gonna take me hours to get it back no matter what

its rapid

[compact sail]

Practice or smth

[kindred crypt]

wow thanks! but i cant im about sleep again

[vital elm]

ok

[reef berry]

hey

[wind bay]

Michael

[compact sail]

Don't say the line.

[limpid viper]

bro since when were 1900s this good

[reef berry]

or can i

[wind bay]

Vsauce are u a sigma

[compact sail]

Don't say "Vsauce Michael here, is your submarine safe?"

[reef berry]

I dont have the remote or did i ?

[wind bay]

Do*

[compact sail]

No, NO, NONONONO

Also do*

[reef berry]

this guy is in my basement

cooking

[compact sail]

You have Gordon cooking your meals?

[frosty peak]

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ner (messiandronaldoandneymar0)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100 (595 peak)
Bullet: 104 (314 peak)

[reef berry]

yes hes cooking way to much stuff

[compact sail]

He needs a break

[reef berry]

or did he ?

[wind bay]

This cannot be real lol

Bro on Chesscom longer than me

[compact sail]

100 on Rapid?

[warped mango]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pbOyzsW1IZc?si=VxZzVqMRjBNQfZ4j

[compact sail]

Give him an Idiot sandwich

[reef berry]

i wanna need help to increase my 4560+ elo

[winter grove]

why'd he resign

[reef berry]

there are a lot in the basement

[warped mango]

You are vsauce
You can find the way

[compact sail]

He is now satisfied

[wind bay]

He had to unload yesterday’s lunch urgently

[reef berry]

stockfish is outdated i beat it like martin

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[vital elm]

i defeated magnus bot on 1200 rating

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-with-tongue-cat-smiling-gif-11949735780193730026

[vital elm]

stfu

[plucky kelp]

Me when the:

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/catnip-gif-27331812

[reef berry]

STFU Interesting You see, silence is powerful but in your case, it’s the only way anyone will mistake you for being smart."

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/man-watching-looking-fear-scared-gif-20121830

[vital elm]

im jk

[reef berry]

or are you.

[vital elm]

defeating stockfish is the greatest thing in chess

[reef berry]

or is it ?

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-18370552922777914358

[vital elm]

no it is

[reef berry]

I cannot feel that so idk stockfish is too weak for me so...

[versed ermine]

Good Morning

[reef berry]

Goodbye

[fleet wolf]

i just played a game against a bot 💀 i did not expect 95% accuracy and estimated rating of 2500

[untold spear]

guys i need some tips pls

somebody help me out

[quiet pine]

whats ur rating

[brisk panther]

GG I get this against magnus

[untold spear]

I'm very sick rn and tomorrow is my chess tournament what should i do? i really got a bad headache

[brisk panther]

Rating?

[brisk panther]

Sleep take care chess need a lot of energy

[mortal latch]

Give up

[brisk panther]

[quiet pine]

take rest ig that the best u can do

[fleet wolf]

paracetamol with rest and rawdog the fever

[whole eagle]

Where's the proof?

[brisk panther]

Headache is not only about fever

[untold spear]

its been 4 days and i dont feel that I'm getting better

[vital elm]

idh it

[brisk panther]

You need to see a doctor then

[whole eagle]

Rest, drink fluids and don't pressure yourself too much. Get well soon!

[mortal latch]

dih it

[whole eagle]

Faker.

[vital elm]

nooooooo

you need proof ill giive you

[whole eagle]

How come your lies are more real than your life?

[whole eagle]

You need rest and medicine... maybe a doctor.

[whole eagle]

100 rating? Nah. Too fake to be true.

[timber tulip]

Guys, what are your openings for white and black, like against e4. I just want to see if someone’s aggressive as white but extremely passive at black

I facing that problem

[brisk panther]

Ruy lopez and for black E4 E5 D4 cf6

[mortal latch]

Nah you just need to know a opening for you

[timber tulip]

Whats ur elo

[brisk panther]

Don't fall to propaganda don't play b6

B3

[whole eagle]

I'm going to bed now. Good night from Canada and God bless you all!

[small jungle]

Najdorf vro

[brisk panther]

Yeah is actually 2h am

[timber tulip]

Bro najdorf is not sigma

[whole eagle]

Timezones.

[brisk panther]

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[brisk panther]

America

[brittle acorn]

Petrov

[timber tulip]

Kinda true though, the guy who plays najdorf, what’s ur rating?

[whole eagle]

11:37 P.M for me.

[small jungle]

Used to be 2100

[brisk panther]

Nah you kidding

[small jungle]

I mostly play caro kann tho

[timber tulip]

Petrograd if I’m white i go for d4

[fleet wolf]

i was 1500 but i quit chess and got to 1250 but last few games and each game estimated rating is coming 1600+ i have started to gain my powers back

[timber tulip]

Petroleum

[whole eagle]

Nope. British Columbia. I have doctor appointment tomorrow for a checkup.

[timber tulip]

Petroleum

[cold tangle]

guys i got my first brillant yesterday

[timber tulip]

Bruh

[fleet wolf]

my best ever game yet https://www.chess.com/game/computer/380304246

[timber tulip]

Autocorrect hates men

[frosty peak]

popsicle-BOT (1800) vs. unknown_hokage (1256)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[whole eagle]

Congrats!!!!

[fleet wolf]

this bot played way better htan 1800 btw

[cold tangle]

then i got a second today

[brisk panther]

Ok good night dream about me (just kidding)

[cold tangle]

tank u

[whole eagle]

😑😂 no thanks. That would be a nightmare then (kidding)

[timber tulip]

Is Sicilian classical good? It feels like a kings Indian, which i hate

[whole eagle]

Nicee

[brisk panther]

[brisk panther]

Bro actually

[timber tulip]

Hyper accelerated, it’s too modern, all blacks good openings all give a space disadvantage, like i dont understand fianchettos, they are so vulnerable to pawn storms

[small jungle]

It's good yes but najdorf is better

[brisk panther]

Bro really love najdorf

[small jungle]

Najdorf is my 2nd favourite opening against e4

[cold tangle]

i am likeee 392 elo

[brisk panther]

I like to play the o Kelly system because his rare

[small jungle]

First is caro

[timber tulip]

I play scotch gambit as white and caro kann, see the difference? Lol

[cold tangle]

i need tips cus im good at the game

[brisk panther]

Variations

[brisk panther]

Teach us then

[cold tangle]

okay so to win dont blunder

[small jungle]

Gives you goated positions vro

[cold tangle]

just dont blunder

[brisk panther]

So aggressive 🥶

[cold tangle]

such a grosteque position

[timber tulip]

If you want to win, dont lose, or draw 🤓

[cold tangle]

it makes me want to do 39164 blunders

[cold tangle]

yh whole point of winning

[glass cedar]

some guy tried to trash talk me in arabic after he blundered his queen and said i was using an engine just because i took the queen ?

[cold tangle]

dont lose or draw

[small jungle]

Bg5 najdorf tends to be

[cold tangle]

what did he say

[timber tulip]

Najdorf overhyped

[cold tangle]

copy n paste

[brisk panther]

Ok

[glass cedar]

as a lower rated player, where is the king supposed to castle ?

[small jungle]

It's fun

[small jungle]

You don't castle

[sudden crypt]

Hi

[cold tangle]

castle before move 10 gang

[brisk panther]

They don't have castle in this position is dynamic

[cold tangle]

LMAO

[timber tulip]

Overrated rule, Italian game attacking plans

[cold tangle]

LKMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can i tell you in dms

[small jungle]

Kes emmak😭

[brisk panther]

Your PFP is weird man

[glass cedar]

also this is what the guy in question played

[cold tangle]

are u black or white

[timber tulip]

They should add a skibidi bot

[brisk panther]

[cold tangle]

its project zomboid moodle

[glass cedar]

sure, but im guessing it means something bad since i've had a few arab friends tell me the cuss words

[glass cedar]

white

[brisk panther]

No he seems moaning

[small jungle]

It is bad ye

[cold tangle]

hes queasy

[timber tulip]

Guys, what’s ur openings

[small jungle]

Ruy lopez caro/najdorf and grunfeld

[brisk panther]

The London

[timber tulip]

And how long have u used it for

[limpid viper]

ok chat i am finally not being a shitter in rapid anymore

[timber tulip]

Ew

Which rapid

10 min or 15 plus 10

[cold tangle]

whats best opening for white

and best opening for blacc

[timber tulip]

Bongcloud

[timber tulip]

Double bongcloud

Magnus Carlsen and Hikaru played it

So it must be good

[fleet wolf]

i m feeling very awesome after playing this high level of a game

[cold tangle]

hikaru immortalized that opening to hell and back

it is NOT a good position you block the queen and bishop from coming out and you expose your king

[brisk panther]

Me I feel dummy playing endgame vs magnus bot I exchange everything