💬〡chess-talk

[vocal musk]

you guys are crazy

[frigid notch]

Nah 💀

[plucky kelp]

guys? chess?

[lone totem]

I have no hand in this

[hybrid fog]

Heyy

[atomic yacht]

And at the lower level most games just end up with cxd5 Nxd5 e5 Nxc3 bxc3

[tranquil basin]

We gonna take the mute like good boys

[brisk panther]

Bro I'm shut haters mouth just changing the name is not me

[atomic yacht]

Oops wrong reply sorry

[kindred crypt]

Lmao u are noob in chess 💀

[lone totem]

Gc with me you and jkao 🤑

[drowsy totem]

smothered mate except the knight is the one whos suffocated

[limpid viper]

You missed a server mod worthy ping earlier

[hybrid fog]

Mean.

[frigid notch]

Bro no freedom of speech what is this server can't even express my kink

[vocal musk]

says the 500 elo

[kindred crypt]

I am 1252

In rapid

[safe folio]

Bro been using same pfp since 2023

[kindred crypt]

i like shiny things, but id say yes to you on a random tuesday

[drowsy totem]

Im 1251 hey we have 1 elo gap

[kindred crypt]

Hehhe noob hahaha

[tawdry mango]

How do u remember 💀

[kindred crypt]

OMD days nice

[somber lark]

the new meta?

[hybrid fog]

Right.

[sharp flame]

One move 7 and in 14 seconds

[drowsy totem]

Lets 1v1 brl

[kindred crypt]

let me find a good pfp for you

[kindred crypt]

U can't even save ur queen 😭

[safe folio]

U and pixel was the first person I met here so ofc I remember 😭 🙏

[kindred crypt]

Not rn bro i gotta chat wid server sorreyey

[drowsy totem]

this is why no one loves you

[somber lark]

even 2950 online rating is not serious

[kindred crypt]

Says the one who is adopted 💀

[hybrid fog]

Bye buddy

[lone totem]

Bro this is a valid opening

[sharp flame]

I'll never forget how my mind was blown when I first learnt this

[tranquil basin]

Bro I’m about to get muted, remember me in your prayers

[kindred crypt]

Ok 🥹

[loud dome]

I would play Bf5 but I struggle to find a lot of candidate moves here tbh

[signal oasis]

w8 wha

[tranquil basin]

Saveeee meeee

[atomic yacht]

Just think that the reputation exists for a reason

It is more drawish than other openings in most lines

[tranquil basin]

My rebellious phase is back

[lone totem]

Jkao got too freaky with a femboy

[potent gulch]

I really liked bxc3 bxc3 qa5 bb2 ne3, but I noticed he can play bd2 instead, but ne3 anyway looks quite good...

[hexed garden]

Is anybody else completely new?

[signal oasis]

lemme call up danny

[frigid notch]

Is it more fun receiving or giving any thoughts chat

[tranquil basin]

This must be what a period feels like except it’s a lot more fun

[signal oasis]

real dawg , that happens alot

[kindred crypt]

??shut and your best orange up?

[signal oasis]

and without the pain and the messiness

[frigid notch]

Perpetual check not the other thing

[drowsy totem]

no its saybou

[plucky kelp]

That has some problems because of h3 g4
In the real game black played Bd4+
what do you think about this move?

[tranquil basin]

Yeah bro, it’s like a constant high

[tranquil basin]

Facts, every day

[last badger]

@tranquil basin yo im abt to review my tournament loss rn, should I have the eval bar on or off? Im ofc not looking at engines moves

[lone totem]

I meaann

[tranquil basin]

🤣🤣🤣 nice save

[lone totem]

What the hell

[tranquil basin]

You should have the eval bar during the game

[frigid notch]

I watched the Peter svidler live haha

[tranquil basin]

Ig on so u don’t get wrong direction

[limpid viper]

Seems like a move I would’ve played so it’s probably ass

[signal oasis]

imo giving is fun if the opp is good

[zenith jay]

why are you shrimp

[loud dome]

I considered Bd4+ but did not like the continuations. I wanted to make Bd4+ Nxd4 Qh4 work but doesn't seem to be good. Bxd4+ Nxd4 cxd4 is pointless imo

[atomic yacht]

@lone totem I explained to my best alright there you go

[kindred crypt]

@hybrid fog

[signal oasis]

ans sthe question tho , is giving or receiving more fun

[signal oasis]

perpetual check

[zenith jay]

hi Scipio

[hybrid fog]

No…

[potent gulch]

What about bxc3 bxc3 qa5 bd2 ne3?

[tranquil basin]

Receiving bro

[loud dome]

Wait a minute is there Bd4+ Nxd4 Qh4 h3 Nf2 ... Nxh3+

[nocturne plover]

Bd4 followed by Qh4 maybe

[loud dome]

Hello

[signal oasis]

fiar enough

[tender osprey]

Stop simping 😭 👍

[frigid notch]

Any thoughts

[potent gulch]

I guess receiving it's funnier

[plucky kelp]

it's not really good because reasons.

[tranquil basin]

Well not really, giving perpetual is also really fun

[lone totem]

Its only really drawish at the highest level cus the positions have already been figured out
Otherwise theyre complex and imbalanced
Imbalance is the main point behind playing the grunfeld

[drowsy totem]

its important to control the center

[signal oasis]

if hes rich and able to gimme a few mil idc

[somber lark]

black won that game

[tranquil basin]

As you realize the other persons face, it’s like he’s about to… and then no it’s a draw

[kindred crypt]

today i'll start the 100 day endgame study

[potent gulch]

Hold on I must be missing something

[hybrid fog]

Hold on which friend are u

[kindred crypt]

i'll start with Mednis's practical rook endgames as a small introduction

[orchid sedge]

Bd4+ Qh4 ideas look pretty fun and there might be something there regaring them

[signal oasis]

do u like giving it from the back or the front

like the 8th rank or 6th rank

[potent gulch]

Oh ye ne4 and I'm cooked

[orchid sedge]

oh yea Nxd4 and Qh4 then?

[signal oasis]

ofc

[kindred crypt]

i will probably follow it with Silman's endgame course, and then either Averbach's series or Pandolfini's

[limpid viper]

Nsfw <@&745328830649991179>

[frigid notch]

Oh nah 💔💔

[tranquil basin]

From the 7th man, yk what they say abt rooks on the 7th

[drowsy totem]

thank you

[potent gulch]

No wait

[tranquil basin]

Bro u became what u swore to destroy, watch yo back

[orchid sedge]

why do you need all of that at this elo tho 😭

[frigid notch]

Covering up my tracks nothing to see here

[drowsy totem]

if u cant beat em join em

[plucky kelp]

do yall just see this and think "yeah black has big attack"

[kindred crypt]

very tmc behavior

[potent gulch]

Spoiled the fun!!! 😞

[limpid viper]

Ngl gang I usually don’t report but you’re too freaked out take a minute away from the server

[frigid notch]

Oh I didn't delete ts 💔

[kindred crypt]

yo Kao, have you read Muller's secret to pawn endgames?

[true pivot]

Put me in the middle vro

[lone totem]

Lmao

[frigid notch]

Us dude

[potent gulch]

No wait how did the queen made trough

[signal oasis]

that rooks on the 7th are hard to fall , unlike the twin towers?

[loud dome]

This is why I initially disregarded Bd4+ but what about Nf2 instead of Qf2

[kindred crypt]

2 pieces big attack _flower

[kindred crypt]

youre cooked, please dont bring tmc here

[somber lark]

They have logs bro, deleting wont help 😭

[tranquil basin]

Nah

[potent gulch]

Me too ey

[kindred crypt]

what edngame books have you read

[tranquil basin]

Yeah bro

[plucky kelp]

me when then:

[signal oasis]

he had it built in him when he was born

[lone totem]

Ive only read silman's endgame book
Its pretty good

[orchid sedge]

i see this and think ye, there has to be a tactic there but probably there is not

[limpid viper]

Neurolink recruited me

[loud dome]

I said in the h3 line

[zenith jay]

Ohh

[kindred crypt]

ah, now i know what asian stands for... Aendgames

[plucky kelp]

you mean Bd4+ Nxd4 Qh4 h3 Nf2?

[drowsy totem]

i dont get it

[loud dome]

YES

[kindred crypt]

A-sian A-endgames

[atomic yacht]

Interesting point valid

I think that does bring up the point that the grünfeld is very theoretical though.

As white I wouldn’t voluntarily want the grünfeld but I’m not the best at this opening, if you know more theory, there maybe are lines that gives interesting ideas and something to play for.

[signal oasis]

chat would u get the neurolink transplant if it emant u could have stockfish inside yo head?

[kindred crypt]

you guys are SO HIGH SCHOOL (by t.s) please stop trolling

[plucky kelp]

oh yeah black is just fine there
even Qf2 there works too

[kindred crypt]

Kao is from hong kong, whic his in asia, and he didn't study endgames, which starts with A

[drowsy totem]

A-sybau A-istilldontgetit

[balmy python]

no cuz chess would just be boring

[loud dome]

Wait why is Qf2 good there

[limpid viper]

Maybe I’m too mature for ts I do not see the fun

[plucky kelp]

because white's knight is hanging

[signal oasis]

but u'd be rich

[loud dome]

Ahh

[serene moth]

hi

[tender osprey]

????

[brisk panther]

They have no fun too

[lone totem]

Well. Every opening is very theoretical when youre high enough elo

[drowsy totem]

salam

[loud dome]

I wanted to attack the black king

[potent gulch]

You're growing up bro, let us be the ones who laugh at everything 🥺

[lone totem]

I play the grunfeld like a system and it works like a charm

[balmy python]

Nah, wouldnt take long for people to smell somethings up and youd get banned from tournament play

[atomic yacht]

Interesting
But what do you play as white

[limpid viper]

Aight imma stop reporting

[kindred crypt]

same with me and the dutch

[potent gulch]

Good boy

[lone totem]

e4, italian

[limpid viper]

Nvm

[plucky kelp]

So let me ask again.
Black played Bd4+ in this position.
do you think that's a good move?

[potent gulch]

Aww 💔

[zenith jay]

why not

[atomic yacht]

Oh nvm then.
I meant white grünfeld.

[limpid viper]

Just wait until I catch you lacking

[lone totem]

No because you just refuted it

[loud dome]

I don't buy it

[potent gulch]

Lacking what? 😨

[lone totem]

Ah alr

[limpid viper]

You’re on my list apro I will ping the server mods immediately

[orchid sedge]

I think it gives White the dsb, if theres no concerete tactic its meh

[brisk panther]

I use this board too

[limpid viper]

Never call me a good boy again

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/black-stare-nah-wyd-eye-gif-23953713

[signal oasis]

jkao said he got muted for a week cuz the mods act like its 1984 🥀

[lone totem]

Dont you like it

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless

[potent gulch]

If I don't will u still report me?

[lone totem]

Bro will do anything but accept the consequences of his own actions

[atomic yacht]

I just think black has all the fun in the grünfeld so maybe f3 sometimes for me

I don’t know, I don’t study grünfeld theory.

[orchid sedge]

oh haii yev

[zenith jay]

i like it

[limpid viper]

Jkao is permanently freaky asf hopefully he uses this time to reflect

[potent gulch]

😭

[potent gulch]

I mean, who doesn't right

[plucky kelp]

Alright so you guys think white is doing very fine after Bd4+ Nxd4?

[rose hamlet]

hello!!!

[signal oasis]

jkao said if some1 has questions on chess, join his servers and he will
answer them there

[zenith jay]

fr

[zenith jay]

Go back to tmc

[limpid viper]

Diddy servers

[lone totem]

Ah yeah f3 is annoying because it basically forces KID
But it actually doesnt you can play d5 anyway

[signal oasis]

pls get better at chess

[zenith jay]

@tranquil basin get an alt and hop back in

[torn sparrow]

Good boy

[signal oasis]

fr

[plucky kelp]

Alright then.

Find a move for white in this position

[atomic yacht]

d5 is still possible but it’s kinda its own thing.

[orchid sedge]

I JUSYT WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU CAN TAKE WITH THE PAWN ARHGHH\

[true pivot]

What is his server

[orchid sedge]

ye black is winning there right?

as qxd4 qh4 -+

[somber lark]

bro played d4 after losing to ts

[lone totem]

Qxd4 Qh4 h3 then whu

[honest copper]

eh

[lone totem]

LMFAO

[orchid sedge]

Qxe1

[orchid sedge]

uwu

[plucky kelp]

:3

[brisk panther]

You do the right thing maybe his a virus the name is strange

[atomic yacht]

When you were describing the grünfeld you were meaning grünfeld as black?

[lone totem]

Did i tell you that i was actually blind

[potent gulch]

Yooo green flower, can I a get a good boy too? I got jealous

[signal oasis]

JKAO SAID HIS SERVER IS IN HIS BIO

[safe folio]

Oof

[lone totem]

You get chin scratchies from me

[zenith jay]

Tell Jkao to get an alt and get back here

[true pivot]

Oh alright, thanks. Why u his messenger btw

[potent gulch]

Oh that also works

[torn sparrow]

No.

[true pivot]

He's not even muted atp

[lone totem]

Yeah

[potent gulch]

Damnnn 💔 you hurt my feelings, I'm sueing you

[signal oasis]

am his team captain

[lone totem]

Too many catgirls and catboys on the cc discord 😭

[limpid viper]

Btw I think being a messenger for him is lowkey bannable 💀 you should probably stop this what they got realrough with

[zenith jay]

ur a femboy

[plucky kelp]

Yeah Black in this game found this really nice tactical shot of Bd4+ Nxd4 cxd4! if white takes the d4 pawn then Qh4 forking h2 and the rook on h1. and if Bxg4 then Bxg4! with mating ideas.

After cxd4 they played on for a few more moves and then black resigned

[safe folio]

I like cat honestly they are cute and very silly

[signal oasis]

idrc

i got like 12 alts

[limpid viper]

Not for you for jkao

[safe folio]

Have u ever seen my cat?

[signal oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-shrug-will-smith-idk-eh-gif-16144939

[potent gulch]

AWWWWWWW ❤️

[plucky kelp]

cute

[orchid sedge]

@torn sparrow this is your whole scary schallop?? https://www.chess.com/game/142367418144

qe2 refutes the schallop

[upbeat portal]

Her name is yuki

[atomic yacht]

Ah sorry then
I was saying that because I don’t get this opening much.

I mostly look at it from engine studies, and my impression is just that black has lots of fun and counterplay.

I don’t play it as black, so the few times I play it as white, it isn’t particularly a fun opening.

I don’t get d5 much in the first place, so the times I play f3 I just simply wanted an f3 KID.

[torn sparrow]

Vro idc pool is trash 💔

[orchid sedge]

this is amazing

[lone totem]

Yee i think so, its a very cat

[orchid sedge]

💔

[safe folio]

Bruh

[plucky kelp]

fr

[upbeat portal]

I hope the best for him

[zenith jay]

Meow

[sharp flame]

Levy is an overrated react channel

[potent gulch]

Sameee, I can tell he's trying hard

[upbeat portal]

He teaches me how to play the openings

[plucky kelp]

Meowwww :3

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-believe-it-anime-fighting-gif-3746587028913685269

[lone totem]

levy will finally become a good morning one day, i believe in him

[limpid viper]

Why’d I get told that I shouldn’t play blitz until 2300 rapid yesterday 💀

[potent gulch]

Mrowwww:3

[sharp flame]

How did it go from teaching openings and having courses to screaming and making noises

[torn sparrow]

Who said that vro

[upper cove]

How do i go about learning sicilian defense? I'm new, like what variation do you even go with?

[upbeat portal]

There are only 1200 gms around the globe

[unborn glade]

He realized how effective clickbait is at getting views

[limpid viper]

Zigzag 😭

[potent gulch]

That's crazyyyy

[sharp flame]

Yea like idrc what anyone says he does what he does for money

And money only

[atomic yacht]

@lone totem my bad forgot the reply button

[torn sparrow]

He is probably talking fax

[limpid viper]

Nah I don’t listen to players I’ve beaten before

[zenith jay]

meowwww :3

[nocturne plover]

Ah he tried for a while but now stopped I think . He does have the mental strength to keep on training and participating even when he looses. That's the only thing stopping him from becoming a gm

[potent gulch]

U mean he doesn't have the mental state ?

I got a lil confused

[upbeat portal]

I love chess

[lone totem]

Yea, its definitely tough to play as white if youre unaware of it
f3 is still a strong line, just learn best response in case they still play d5

[unborn glade]

*cheese

[tender osprey]

Cant believe people are this mad at chess

[unborn glade]

Chess is also nice though

[tender osprey]

Dang

[plucky kelp]

To be specific after Bd4+ Nxd4 cxd4.
they played on for 7 more moves before black finally decided to resign

[upbeat portal]

Oh yeah, that too

[zenith jay]

Where is that game from?

[limpid burrow]

Someone wanna be a training buddy

[upbeat portal]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[plucky kelp]

idk, a GM showed me and others this

[limpid viper]

Tell the gm he’s washed and you don’t care and tell him to run a game to prove you otherwise

[atomic yacht]

I see

f3 is only sometimes because for me there’s too little grünfeld players for me to not play Nc3 forever.

Maybe I’ll look into how to play the grünfeld as white later and study it

[upbeat portal]

Proceed to loose and say "that proves nothing"

[nocturne plover]

Ye it got autocorrected ig

[limpid viper]

“I’m way lower rated and I’m overrated anyway”

Just ragebait the gm

[upbeat portal]

Yes

[mighty gorge]

yes

[bleak adder]

Yes

[upbeat portal]

Gaslight him and say you're Magnus on a Smurf account

[eternal temple]

Coming right up 😈🏳️‍🌈

Oh wrong server mb ✌️

[bleak adder]

Bet

[eternal temple]

Level 1 brilliant but brilliant nonetheless

[bleak adder]

Deluded

Sacrifice the rook instead pipsqiek

[eternal temple]

Okay

[bleak adder]

Horrible move sac the king instead pipsqik

[gilded aspen]

GOOD EVENING my fellow comrades

What has brought you to my prayers today

[azure pivot]

Nothing bro we ain’t Muslim

[gilded aspen]

We are all one

[azure pivot]

Elaborate🙏

[gilded aspen]

And one is all we

[torn sparrow]

What happened to chess talk😭

[gilded aspen]

I come from Dubai, a land far away, seeking a challenge to my god

[bleak adder]

The chess is talking

[gilded aspen]

WHO SHALL DEFEAT ME

[bleak adder]

Bro shirk

[fading quiver]

This must be against the rules chat?

[bleak adder]

There are no rules

[gilded aspen]

I issue a formalised challenge, to all thee heathens, to defeat me in an unrated game of blitz

[azure pivot]

What do I receive if I win

[gilded aspen]

ALLAH is with me

[azure pivot]

Jesus is with me🙏

[small jungle]

Minor dopamine rush

[twilit dew]

Hi I’m new

[azure pivot]

L reward

[gilded aspen]

Aha, a worthy challenger has entered thee arena

FIGHT ME!!!

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/plato-kramnik-chess-philosopher-philosophy-gif-17492842099697542220

[gilded aspen]

Defeat me, and the blessings of ALLAH ARE YOURS

[signal oasis]

god update is crazy

[fading quiver]

<@&745328830649991179> he says that he is prophet Muhammad which is very offensive to the entirety of Islam

[gilded aspen]

BLASPHEMY

[sullen canyon]

let bro cook

ts funny

[azure pivot]

Why ping

Ain’t no one answering your prayers

[fading quiver]

Dude not funny to anyone

[sullen canyon]

keep to saying funny shit

anyways jesus>

[azure pivot]

Damn bros gone

[sullen canyon]

no he was js muted i think

[lone totem]

Wait aint this kinda biased too

[sullen canyon]

womp womp

[small jungle]

Yep

[lone totem]

Idk man im jus a chill guy givin my opinions

[azure pivot]

That’s why I’ll be unbiased and say none of them exist🙏

[limpid viper]

How about we just respect everyone

[azure pivot]

Helo is my god

[small jungle]

Get a room vro

[lone totem]

Heloism >>>

[azure pivot]

That’s tough

[limpid viper]

🤫

[fading quiver]

You also wanna su-

[mighty gorge]

wild

[azure pivot]

[brisk panther]

314 elo btw playing my best again the engine bro say he 2130 uscf I don't believe that shi

[sullen canyon]

I do

[azure pivot]

Obviously he’s cheating

[mighty gorge]

rip

[brisk panther]

-16 elo

[sullen canyon]

magnus ahh number for a 2100

[azure pivot]

Report and wait 2 days

[azure pivot]

I’ve encountered a problem when playing b3

[torn sparrow]

He is talking truth

[fading quiver]

Yeah idk why you’re playing rated against a 300

[brisk panther]

He send the challenge

[sullen canyon]

so you played the uhhh uhmmm ummmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhh london

[azure pivot]

Where did London come in bro

[brisk panther]

bro know the main theory of the Ruy lopez Berlin défense

[sullen canyon]

b3

WAIT

[brisk panther]

He sacrifice the queen too I just resign after this

[torn sparrow]

Yeah everyone knows that

[kindred crypt]

come 1m

[fading quiver]

You accepted

[brisk panther]

Not a 300 elo

[kindred crypt]

i mean legit everyone knows-

[brisk panther]

Because I see he beats a 1800 aswell

[fading quiver]

What’s the line. Say it now

[azure pivot]

30 seconds and rook odds

[small jungle]

E4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bb5 Nf6 offers a draw

[fleet dove]

they're obviously cheating

[kindred crypt]

for who

[fading quiver]

Yeah that was the first red flag

[fleet dove]

if you look at their second to last game, they spent 12 seconds thinking to take a free queen with check

[limpid viper]

I stopped playing it tbh

Well stopped playing it as much

[sullen canyon]

when a 300 player plays like stockfish for the entire fkucing game

[azure pivot]

Bro I got absolutely blown off with this line

[kindred crypt]

maybe they were jumping for joy

[kindred crypt]

yeah i cooked your bum ass

[fleet dove]

yea I bet

[small jungle]

Maybe they had some super strong in between move vro

[azure pivot]

I was referring to manter🥀

[kindred crypt]

i still cooked you

[fleet dove]

[kindred crypt]

-3 in 6 moves is wild

[brisk panther]

Here the queen sacrifice if I take checkmate and if I don't he have two pawn

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-9502775705338881743

[brisk panther]

I'm actually losing

[fleet dove]

shocking

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/dame-da-ne-guy-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-john-yakuza-baka-mitai-gif-10933636834592350690

[sullen canyon]

what if rook takes rook

[limpid viper]

B3 more refuted than caro

[fading quiver]

Yeah the 300 ain’t fooling anybody

[fleet dove]

helo hop on

[azure pivot]

Let’s not lie now

[brisk panther]

Still losing because he will have two pawn in the endgame so if he exchange everything he will win

[sullen canyon]

[lone totem]

He lost to a 295 bro, hes definitely not a cheater

[limpid viper]

I am brushing my teeth

[fleet dove]

johns

[brisk panther]

His here I think

[fading quiver]

He got banned rn

[small jungle]

He knows his theory vro

[lone totem]

Nooooo

[sullen canyon]

one was using stockfish 15 the other stockfish 17

[torn sparrow]

Caro not refuted vro

[fading quiver]

We win

[small jungle]

Caro refutes e4 vro

[lone totem]

Caro kann is refuted bro, greenflowet said it himself

[fleet dove]

craziest lie of all time

[azure pivot]

Short variation🥶

[torn sparrow]

True

[brisk panther]

Anyway 93% of precision vs stockfish is not bad

[lone totem]

Aman System 🥶

[small jungle]

Greenflowet💔

[torn sparrow]

Greenflowet must be lower than 300 elo

[fading quiver]

He saw the loss after his opp played E3

[sullen canyon]

FKUC GREENSAUCE

what.

[lone totem]

Greensauce

[small jungle]

Well known refutation vro

[fading quiver]

e3 against kings Indian loses 9/11 times

I mean 9/10 guys

[red mountain]

ban

[lone totem]

banned

[prime hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-camera-taking-a-picture-man-taking-a-picture-retro-camera-classic-styled-camera-gif-11481969869877713248

[fading quiver]

For a mistake?

[brisk panther]

So fast did you guys report him?

[vernal whale]

🐌

[limpid viper]

Lord of theory ki showed me how refuted caro is by losing against me while refuting it

[fleet dove]

me when i lie

[lone totem]

There are no mistakes, only happy accidents

[sullen canyon]

"guys 9/11 was actually god playing chess and the 2 bishops traded for 2 rooks i swear"

[red mountain]

i have a plus score against u

[wise lichen]

True

[red mountain]

🫵

[small jungle]

I called Kramnik vro

[vernal whale]

are you sure?

[torn sparrow]

Average bullet spammer

[red mountain]

play 30 seconds

[vernal whale]

i thought it was 10-3 on your favourite site

[limpid viper]

It was rapid 💀

[red mountain]

10sec doesnt count

[brisk panther]

Thanks

[lone totem]

Reminds me of the time a wellknown chess.com discord member blatantly cheated and showed images of him using stockfish but only got banned after 3 days

[torn sparrow]

Yeah he plays the same in bullet and rapid 💔

[sullen canyon]

who

[kindred crypt]

who

[red mountain]

play 1+0 easiest adoption in my life

[lone totem]

The one and only
Louisaxe

[limpid viper]

Fr

[kindred crypt]

oh he crashed out

[small jungle]

Vro crashed out

[lone totem]

He has a job in google co now actually

[sullen canyon]

look at my ass
give me my ass back
I live in a hatchback
uh and ill eat your ass too

[vernal whale]

if you adopt me i’ll change my username in moon club to something of your choice

[torn sparrow]

No he is still being unemployed ik kramnik twitch

[lone totem]

Just kidding

[fleet dove]

This is beautiful

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> stop him from yapping

[lone totem]

Its eminem lyrics bro

[sullen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-waiting-patiently-waiting-gif-7299571692187661553

[kindred crypt]

as i said, slim shady raps not yaps

[limpid viper]

Lowkey Eminem fans deserve to be banned

[sullen canyon]

im not a fan because I am him

[red mountain]

u give me all ur flowers

[fleet dove]

you guys need to hop on this game https://travle.earth/

[limpid viper]

All menaces to society

[vernal whale]

i have about 0

[lone totem]

Hop on organicchemicle

[red mountain]

how

[azure pivot]

Not true🥀

[torn sparrow]

Bro quit geoguessr after losing 💔

[vernal whale]

2

[brisk panther]

What a drama bro is so strong chess.com ban him

[kindred crypt]

eww geoguessr

[sullen canyon]

wut

[fleet dove]

super yap

[red mountain]

arent u in that server for 5 years

[lone totem]

Organicchemicle is so peak bro, i guessed centane in 3 tries

[fleet dove]

send link

[torn sparrow]

Why don't you promote geoguessr then vro

[lone totem]

I made this shit up

[fleet dove]

bro what

[vernal whale]

i gambled away what i didn’t trade for nitro

[fleet dove]

why would you lie to me like that

[vernal whale]

wert has a lot of flowers

[fleet dove]

I have no worthy competitors why would I

[rapid venture]

Guys the butt sniffer got arrested 😔

[kindred crypt]

he will never see the light in here

[sullen canyon]

who wants access to my salsa song

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[azure pivot]

Send a voice note of you humming it

[torn sparrow]

🧢

[small jungle]

How it feels to beat 71 year old FM:

[sullen canyon]

it literally wont let me

[azure pivot]

Unfortunate

[sullen canyon]

otherwise itd be fire

[limpid viper]

I gave up after 7 tries

I thought Egypt was close to Morocco

[fleet dove]

you're cooked

[lone totem]

Now where the heck is Morocco is it in america

[limpid viper]

Ngl I think it’s in Africa

[lone totem]

Egypt is in asia right..

[limpid viper]

It was either Africa or asia

[limpid viper]

It’s in both Africa and asia

[lone totem]

I think morocco is in spain because morocco maracca and maracca is a spanish instrument idk

[sullen canyon]

"this is my salsa and its very spicy now tell your mother to get on her high knee now im invading your house like my name is spiky, call me mikey i won and killed a man at the same time when i was high"

FIRE

[fleet dove]

6/10 rage bait

[lone totem]

Vro what aint they separated by an ocean

[orchid sedge]

does anyone here play lichess' puzzle rush?

[sullen canyon]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA OF A LYRIC

[past junco]

what is that

[torn sparrow]

Retire already vro

[sullen canyon]

technically a river but yes

[limpid viper]

Puzzle racer yes puzzle rush no

[azure pivot]

What country is ts

[torn sparrow]

I have 70 record in puzzle racer💔

[past junco]

montenegro

[orchid sedge]

whats your record on puzzle racer

[azure pivot]

Cheers

[limpid viper]

Like 61

[orchid sedge]

oh shi

[small jungle]

Balkans vro

[lone totem]

Aint macedonia where they have the gladiators and shit so its probably in greece 😭

[fleet dove]

bro's never heard of ireland

[vernal whale]

i have about 70 in puzzle storm

[past junco]

that's the destination country nah?

[limpid viper]

I’ve gotten in the 60s in puzzle racer alot tho

[orchid sedge]

hold on lemme beat that

[limpid viper]

Can never seem to get 70

[orchid sedge]

oh wow.

[azure pivot]

I don’t think gladiators are still around😭

[vernal whale]

i think my racer was 119

[past junco]

but i dont see this socalled "macedonia" on the map

[torn sparrow]

Its the difference between being goated and mid 1900

[sullen canyon]

i would like to personally tell you to do what im about to send a picture of kermit doing

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[limpid viper]

I could probably get 70 today if I grinded it out bro

[small jungle]

Vros trolling there's no way😭

[torn sparrow]

🧢

[lone totem]

Wtf is a country bro

[past junco]

the only macedonia i know is the one in greece

[brisk panther]

Bro still saying is not cheated and say Hikaru get 99% of precision sometimes

Bro think is him

[lone totem]

I even forgot which ocean is the pacific and which is the atlantic 😭

[past junco]

a collection of a bunch of selfish diplomats who want to have power

[brisk panther]

[somber lark]

lets play rapid, these guys are farming me

[azure pivot]

This is obvious bait do better

[torn sparrow]

Actually the former Soviet Republic of North Macedonia is a Sovereign country

[orchid sedge]

70 is like pretty bad tho

[brisk panther]

Play more chess to avoid dementia

[fleet dove]

you gotta get on this grind

[small jungle]

Vro never studied geography 💔

[lone totem]

So its close to greece at least

[orchid sedge]

some guy did 91 tho

[torn sparrow]

Nah you will farm me 😭

[somber lark]

yeah thats the point

[azure pivot]

Ts boring geoguesser clears

[somber lark]

im tired of getting farmed

[small jungle]

Its Greece's neighbour

[torn sparrow]

Its good vro

[sullen canyon]

nah you missed luxembourg

[lone totem]

Okay i know that monaco is in europe and jordan is in africa

[brisk panther]

Don't send lichess here

[azure pivot]

Well done

[lone totem]

See, im good at geography

[past junco]

its actually called "the Republic of North Macedonia" these days 🥀

[fleet dove]

luxembourg is not the shortest path

[past junco]

north macedonia be doing things

[sullen canyon]

oh mb

its still there tho

[small jungle]

Jordan in africa😭

[fleet dove]

I forgive you slim shady.

[pure cape]

I think I'm going insane

[azure pivot]

He’s correct bro

[lone totem]

Aint jordan in africa bro

[muted summit]

Im pretty new to chess, anyone know some good resources for learning at a low level?

[fleet dove]

go to school man

[sullen canyon]

are you schizophrenic

[lone totem]

Because jordan has the jordans shoes and michael jordan uhhhh

Nvm ignore it

[past junco]

start tweaking bro

[limpid viper]

It is bro

[small jungle]

What

[past junco]

nah Jordan is in South America

[torn sparrow]

Not true vro

[azure pivot]

Jordan borders Angola

[orchid sedge]

sorry sir 🥺

[sullen canyon]

yes true

[pure cape]

I don't think i am

[lone totem]

They taught me which crops grow in north india bro not ts

[sullen canyon]

"dont think"😭

[past junco]

mb gng i forgot north macedonia was a part of the ussr

[small jungle]

Nah vro y'all trolling

[young swan]

Hi

[limpid viper]

Where is north india

[azure pivot]

It does bro

[lone totem]

Angola is in vietnam right

[sullen canyon]

thats a yes or no question

[torn sparrow]

No it's still called former Soviet Republic because of the Yugoslavian ties vro

[fleet dove]

I can confirm, I am Jordan and I border angola

[azure pivot]

Stop making it obvious🥀

[past junco]

wouldnt it be former yugoslav republic then?

[young swan]

No Angola is in Australia

[sullen canyon]

are you schizophrenic @pure cape

[lone totem]

Okay i was just joking i know angola and barbadua is a country lmao

[small jungle]

Flan is from Angola vro

[past junco]

im forgetting my things im bulgarian so i wouldnt know these stuff

[azure pivot]

People actually live in bulgaria?

[pure cape]

Nope prob

[lone totem]

I swear

[past junco]

за съжаление

[torn sparrow]

They hated them tho 💔

[sullen canyon]

WHICH ONE

[somber lark]

I thought im cooking 🥀

[limpid viper]

Is bulgaria in africa

[lone totem]

Okay i was actually joking about the angola one the others i have no idea at all

[past junco]

yea bro it is

[somber lark]

he offered a draw right away 💀

[lone totem]

I know bulgaria is in europe bro

[sullen canyon]

ITS YES OR NO

[pure cape]

I am not schizophrenic

[limpid viper]

Where

[small jungle]

Where in Europe vro

[sullen canyon]

then you're not insane

[limpid viper]

I’ve never heard of it

[past junco]

nah im bulgarian and we're in africa

[pure cape]

No😭

[young swan]

But Qc2

[limpid viper]

Is it some underground shit

[lone totem]

Somewhere in the middle with france yugoslavia slovakia n shi

[small jungle]

Slovakia💔

[somber lark]

Qa3+ Kd2 Bf5 and then long castle

[past junco]

that could be anywhere yk

[pure cape]

Do you regularly solve 100 puzzle in a day ?

[past junco]

yk many bulgarians are now in germany so you could say bulgaria is in germany

[somber lark]

I threw this 😭

[lone totem]

See, germany is close to france i was right

[young swan]

I js saw Qxc3 Kb8 Bf5

[limpid viper]

Germany still exists?!?

[young swan]

Ew Russian

[lone totem]

What language is ts bro !inglis

[azure pivot]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[young swan]

Shushies

[past junco]

idk its just a map

[lone totem]

Translate the map

Chatgpt can do that actually

[past junco]

nah i dont have much freetime rn

alr lemme ask chatgpt rq

[limpid viper]

Ngl I feel like my geography is shit but if I was teleported to a place I’d be able to find my way home

[young swan]

Inglis

[limpid viper]

Without a map

[lone totem]

One simple trick called asking the locals where you are

[limpid viper]

I’d just walk through the oceans or some shit

[small jungle]

Send him to dagestan

[limpid viper]

Ah yes let me ask them without knowing the language

[past junco]

ur gonna walk around looking like a dementia inpatient

[lone totem]

Moses core 🥶

[past junco]

it would help the most

[somber lark]

*spawns in an island *

[limpid viper]

I’d find my way home

[somber lark]

no you wont

[limpid viper]

I deadass might have mystical powers

[lone totem]

Wait till bro spawns on Ile Amsterdam

[limpid viper]

I can just know where I am

Like that one time I got lost on the way to school

[fading quiver]

It got purged

[somber lark]

what if there is no human to talk to (or doesnt understand your lang)

[limpid viper]

Basically the same shit as being lost in an island

I found my way home

[torn sparrow]

Bro chill until he spawns in North sentinels

[fading quiver]

Isn’t that call having awareness?

[lone totem]

Bro is not surviving Isle of Man

[past junco]

@lone totem i gotchu a map in english bro

[limpid viper]

No Mario you’d get lost

I can tell

[fading quiver]

Is that French

[lone totem]

Good enough i guess 💀

[past junco]

i used chatgpt btw

[torn sparrow]

AI sucks

[kindred crypt]

best opening?

[azure pivot]

These names are tough

[small jungle]

Wtf is Šeska💔

[past junco]

yea i can agree on that

[azure pivot]

Polska sounds so much better then Poland

[fading quiver]

♫⊙ ♗ ω⊙☋↳◗♫'☂

[somber lark]

ive heard that an overrated 2325 rated rapid player is living in pool
go hunt him

[limpid viper]

Ngl I feel like I could dig up a hot spring

[torn sparrow]

Get putttt

[limpid viper]

I’m just in tune with the earth like that

[lone totem]

IS THAT A BISHOP

[torn sparrow]

The only people I farm in rapid are washed 2250s

[fleet dove]

no you wouldn't

[somber lark]

He lost 4 rapid games back to back

[limpid viper]

Yes I would

[fading quiver]

☿€ⓢ

[past junco]

icl u gotta ask chatgpt about that

[zenith jay]

Farm catatemcd

[fleet dove]

nuh uh

[torn sparrow]

Br will win 5 againt me in a row

[lone totem]

Oh this says "no i wouldnt" lmao

[past junco]

btw yall gotta go to ueraine its a chill country

[old bronze]

hello am new to chess

[limpid viper]

I cured my delusion and this belief still remains so it has to be true

[somber lark]

no he is sacing his pieces for no reason, you surely can defend

[limpid viper]

I used to actually be delusional

[torn sparrow]

I was there shout-out to the Russians lighting up my fireplace

[fleet dove]

used to?

[lone totem]

No you're not, youre a gm youre just suffering from schizophrenia rn

[limpid viper]

I remember when I was completely convinced I’d beat a gorilla in a fight alone like 2 years ago

[past junco]

yea totally but theyre a bit overboard with the matchsticks and lighters

[old bronze]

oh okay

[torn sparrow]

You still are

[fleet dove]

46% of the american population thinks they can take on a grizzly bear, you are not alone in your delusion

[fading quiver]

Ʀᴀᴄɪsᴍ?

[lone totem]

Broo you shouldve seen my tea party with the samurais in the 20th century

[torn sparrow]

I lose 10 pieces up vro

[small jungle]

That's easy vro

[azure pivot]

American moment

[somber lark]

online classical chess fr

[thorny badge]

hiii

[limpid viper]

Grizzly bears are light work tho

[torn sparrow]

Bro they hate Indians

[brisk panther]

[fading quiver]

ᴛʜɪs ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ

[limpid viper]

Literally give me 2 days prep time and I can beat a bear unarmed

[soft mason]

a 1500 has a 98.9 accuracy vs me recently 💀

[lone totem]

I just blended in, their oolong tea was the bomb bro

[brisk panther]

Racist hating gukesh people?

[fleet dove]

I made that stat up, successful anti american rage bait

[past junco]

finally i got a better map of europe

[torn sparrow]

They don't care about them vro

[limpid viper]

Is Jamaica in Europe

[brisk panther]

[torn sparrow]

Its in America

[past junco]

bomboclat

[brisk panther]

[azure pivot]

Big age of 22 doing this

Geoguesser team duels when

[soft mason]

Bruh those a-- bead allegation memes were so funny

[torn sparrow]

There are people with age 80 doing this bro

He isn't special

[fleet dove]

now

[azure pivot]

I ragebaited some 50 year old nm today

[torn sparrow]

Did you beat him 3 0

[fleet dove]

at your big age you believed it

[old bronze]

anyone down to play rapid

[azure pivot]

i said L💀

[limpid viper]

Define

[azure pivot]

😭

[soft mason]

Define L bro

[upbeat portal]

Cool

[torn sparrow]

L define !??? Making no sense Aussie man

[azure pivot]

He played the London🥀

[lone totem]

Deserved

[soft mason]

ok - but define L bro

[upbeat portal]

I think learning Russian could be cool

[azure pivot]

The way the knight moves

[limpid viper]

At his big ass age playing the London

[lone totem]

I know russian bro its easy

e4 e5 Nf3 Nf6 :p

[torn sparrow]

When the depression hits you don't come back

[lone totem]

Only when he becomes Yesdirbek

[hushed pumice]

.

[limpid viper]

Is nodirbek some titled player idk i only know gukesh Magnus and hikaru

[umbral dirge]

does anyone have unlimited reviews
if so i would need just 1 review pls

[lone totem]

I think hes a WGM

[azure pivot]

What about lula robs

[limpid viper]

Oh I hope he slays then

[plucky kelp]

this is nodirbek

[azure pivot]

I’m on

[limpid viper]

Who

[torn sparrow]

Tilted more than me

[orchid sedge]

sir but you said to worship you 🥺

[limpid viper]

Is lula

[orchid sedge]

okay sir 🥺

sorry for existing sir 🥺

[azure pivot]

Strong titled player

[kindred crypt]

How do I get better at chess

[old bronze]

learn chess

[limpid viper]

Never heard of them

[orchid sedge]

who is ip man sir

[kindred crypt]

How do I learn chess

[old bronze]

look for tutorials

[azure pivot]

If you fell 600 points you would get them in pool

[kindred crypt]

Like real fast to get 1800 and beat everyone

[orchid sedge]

sorry ip man then 😔

[fleet dove]

join up brother

[kindred crypt]

@old bronze how much time it took you to get 1800?

[old bronze]

i

idk tbh

[willow owl]

Bro doesn't follow top level chess at all

[kindred crypt]

Perhaps a year?

[limpid viper]

Nvm I actually know this person seen them on chesstv or whatever it’s called

[old bronze]

no

[kindred crypt]

Don't tell me that more than a year...

[old bronze]

no

for me is less

[limpid viper]

There’s no way they are that weak 😭

[willow owl]

Hi sir

[kindred crypt]

F*ck yeah!

[old bronze]

i was gonna say me but i low elo

[small jungle]

Vro doesn't know ip man💔

[kindred crypt]

Bad words are banned that is so funny

[limpid viper]

Isn’t that some movie

[zenith jay]

Bad words

[orchid sedge]

@acoustic pendant am i allowed to talk with my friend sir?

[kindred crypt]

Idk what they're called 😭

[old bronze]

idk

[kindred crypt]

Swears?

[zenith jay]

hi

[small jungle]

Ye with donnie yen

[orchid sedge]

@acoustic pendant can i talk with him too my master? 🥺

[willow owl]

Why are you asking me this dad? You do whatever you want

[limpid viper]

Ain’t yen a currency

[orchid sedge]

he doesnt exist sir

[zenith jay]

I'm your master??

[willow owl]

Oh i thought you were talking to me💀

[orchid sedge]

hell no @acoustic pendant is my master

[small jungle]

Ye its the currency of Angola vro

[willow owl]

Who even is this guy

[zenith jay]

i'm ur master.

[willow owl]

Does Angola use yen?

[limpid viper]

Ain’t angola in asia

[small jungle]

Yes vro

[orchid sedge]

i cant talk with you if my master @acoustic pendant wont agree though 🥺

[willow owl]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[orchid sedge]

awhh im so sorry master :<

[willow owl]

Mods ban this guy for bad geography knowledge

[limpid viper]

Is it not???

[orchid sedge]

wth is angola

[willow owl]

Its in southern africa bro

[small jungle]

Ye vro Gukesh is from there

[orchid sedge]

im not a loser though sir :<

yayyy, sir

[willow owl]

I thought chess players were international bro

🙏

[limpid viper]

Mb mfs said angola was in Vietnam earlier and I believed them

[zenith jay]

I'm your master. From now on you liaten to me

[orchid sedge]

only if @acoustic pendant my master agrees 😔

[orchid sedge]

wth is angola 😭

[lone totem]

Yes that was me hi
Its actually a country (angola and barbadua)

[zenith jay]

I am your master. I agree

[orchid sedge]

oh okay my master sir 😔

[small jungle]

Country vro😭

[hushed pumice]

classic

[orchid sedge]

nuh uh

[zenith jay]

im ur master

[willow owl]

Country in southern africa close to Zimbabwe and Namibia

[small jungle]

It's you!!

[limpid viper]

Screw you

[orchid sedge]

i cant have two masters

[zenith jay]

I'm your only master

[upbeat portal]

It's me what?

[small jungle]

No way you believed that vro😭

[orchid sedge]

but my other master was first 🥺

[shy dust]

Vietnam is in the middle east.

[willow owl]

Hi sir

[limpid viper]

Mfs feeding me the wrong info

[orchid sedge]

this is such noname country

[small jungle]

Hello sir

[small jungle]

It's a country vro

[willow owl]

Angola>Poland

[limpid viper]

Is the Middle East in asia

[loud dome]

Losing with white in 9 moves 💀

[small jungle]

Shi thought u were torbith nvm

[shy dust]

Any Country>Poland

[shy dust]

Yes

[willow owl]

Who do you get your geography knowledge from 😭

[upbeat portal]

Who's torbith?

[limpid viper]

@lone totem

[small jungle]

@plucky kelp

[willow owl]

@lone totem why are you teaching this child these things. You're supposed to be a time model

[zenith jay]

@plucky kelp :3

[orchid sedge]

bro 💀

[willow owl]

Its one of fabiano's aliases

[orchid sedge]

@plucky kelp

[small jungle]

@limpid viper did you know Zimbabwe is in Antarctica vro

[zenith jay]

Torbith's gonna wonder why he has 3 pings

[upbeat portal]

Who's Fabiano?

[willow owl]

Are you torbith's servant or something

[zenith jay]

kinda

[willow owl]

Skull react this

[shy dust]

Mods Please Ban him

[limpid viper]

Ok this only works on the irrelevant countries

[orchid sedge]

okay then master sir 😔

[willow owl]

Irrelevant countries is crazy

[limpid viper]

Zimbabwe a world superpower

[upbeat portal]

I'm not good with names

[lone totem]

Did you know oman is actually in yemen

[upbeat portal]

Sorry guys

[shy dust]

Pretty sure Helo is American. Dude's entire world is the 50 states 💔 🥀

[limpid viper]

Been there won’t work

[shy dust]

A country in a country. Nice.

[zenith jay]

good boy

[orchid sedge]

:O

[limpid viper]

I’m European and just shit at geography

[shy dust]

Fabiano Caruana. World number 3.

[small jungle]

Oh man that's crazy

[willow owl]

Holy Zimbabwe propaganda. Inflation's worse than post ww1 Germany

[shy dust]

That makes it even worse 🥀

[upbeat portal]

Ok

[shy dust]

@limpid viper Did you know Liechtenstein is in the Vatican city?

[limpid viper]

Nah vro they rivalling china

[small jungle]

Inflation isn't real vro

[willow owl]

This exists bro

[lilac prairie]

My greatest contribution to chess.
The Nimzo-Nigerian gambit

[limpid viper]

Are these real places or fictional like atlantis

[shy dust]

Bro is 100% American

[lilac prairie]

Literally meets all the promises u get from those vids that promote the fantasy. CRUSH THE CARO

[small jungle]

@limpid viper have you ever been to yugoslavia vro

[limpid viper]

Fake we have flying cars in Zimbabwe (never been there)

[willow owl]

"A man in a discord chess server just solved the global economic crisis and disproved the existence of inflation with the words "Inflation isn't real vro" leaving millions of economists jobless and homeless around the world."

[limpid viper]

Not real

[small jungle]

It's real vro

[shy dust]

Bro it stopped existing it isn't a country anymore 🥀

[small jungle]

I'm trolling helo vro

[lilac prairie]

Coming from someone on a chess discord server is crazy

[limpid viper]

Oh wait I was right

[willow owl]

The Soviet union never falls🗣️

[lilac prairie]

Real

[willow owl]

Soviet chess dominance is eternal 🗣️

[small jungle]

Ye no shi vro it stopped existing in 2003😭

[shy dust]

Bobby Fischer vro 💔

[subtle oyster]

Hi

[shy dust]

Wait fr? I thought it stopped existing in 1991 or sum shii

[lilac prairie]

Buy my Nimzo-Nigerian gambit course for 0.1 cents only🙏

[willow owl]

Pooped his pants after seeing Karpov vro

[small jungle]

The ussr ye

Yugoslavia stopped existing in 2003

[limpid viper]

Was that when ww2 ended

[shy dust]

Nah. He had beef with Fide over the dumbass scoring system which is understandable

[unborn glade]

RIP Yugoslavia.

[shy dust]

Helo are you stupid or are you actually trolling?

[willow owl]

Craziest ragebait ever

[subtle oyster]

@everyone how do u get free nirto

[limpid viper]

Both

[small jungle]

Nah that was when the hundred years war ended vro

[limpid viper]

Idk when ww2 actually was

[shy dust]

1939-1945

[unborn glade]

Nah, WW2 ended after the Covid lockdowns stopped.

[willow owl]

Are you an adult?

[limpid viper]

Almost

[willow owl]

You must be like 7 bro

[shy dust]

-5*

[willow owl]

Or bro just cut history class

[unborn glade]

The education system has failed you.

[willow owl]

And blocked all history content ever on his feed

[shy dust]

He's European 🥀