💬〡chess-talk

[wind bay]

https://www.chess.com/member/iveseenitall
@patent patrol did they give the username back to the guy?

[hexed oracle]

tmrw gonna have to go on a drive of 6h with the car again 😭

[shy dust]

But fr congrats man

[limpid viper]

By 137k games I’d be able to adopt you

[patent patrol]

Ig so I just stopped interacting after batter was back

[flint heath]

Thank you (:

[patent patrol]

I like that user tho

[flint heath]

Watch me tilt back to 1700

[shy dust]

Np:)

[wind bay]

Oh bruh they are so inconsistent
This one guy is gatekeeping usernames and telling me banned users are not up for grabs wtf

[torn sparrow]

anything worse you should quit chess vro

[torn island]

nooooo

[wind bay]

I wanna cancel the ticket and get a new support agent smh

[torn sparrow]

ultra scam💀

get banned and username claimed forever

[wind bay]

Fr wtf

Lmao

[torn sparrow]

also why dont you like google username

[limpid viper]

Ngl that’s like 13x more games than me if I wasn’t atleast 7-0 Greenflower I’d quit

[wind bay]

Lol how did lichess become google

[limpid viper]

Actually more like 12x

[wind bay]

It’s for my other account lol

[torn sparrow]

sybau vro

[whole cairn]

pre move

[torn sparrow]

vro needs to be stacked up

[limpid viper]

Greenflower I’m ngl I feel 1900 blitz coming today

[rugged jewel]

@silk gorge thank you so much for playing with me

[wind bay]

Lmao

[whole cairn]

when

[rugged jewel]

it's not just a game for me it means way more ty

[limpid viper]

I have that tingly feeling

[torn sparrow]

one day it comes out randomly actually but then you tilt to 1500 and never comeback

[silk gorge]

Oh you missed that after Qxh3 Qxh1 white has Qc1#

[limpid viper]

Ngl I don’t think I will ever drop below 1700 again

[silk gorge]

Sit at the chessboard and play with yourself

[whole cairn]

2200-or higher

[whole cairn]

no it will happen

[limpid viper]

My worst tilts bring me to like 1750 then I go on a winning streak

[rugged jewel]

okay i pulled it

[torn island]

Yup 😔

[whole cairn]

i am cursing you

[limpid viper]

And I always get back to 1800 even if I’m playing ass

[silk gorge]

Wtf why the screenshot shows 500 elo @torn island

[torn island]

opponent took the queen tho 💀

[rugged jewel]

anyone down for chess...

[silk gorge]

Dude

[torn island]

cuz I’m looking at my past games also I’m game reviewing all of them

[royal pivot]

he is just built like that

[rugged jewel]

ur not him 😭😭😭😭

[limpid viper]

If I grow my hair as big as fabiano will I get as good at chess as him

[silk gorge]

Explain the meaning of 6 7 @royal pivot

[silk gorge]

Grow it as big as magnus

[royal pivot]

7 6

[royal pivot]

nah go bald

[whole cairn]

no im retired

[silk gorge]

That's not helpful

[limpid viper]

Magnus looks goofy with long hair though fabiano is tough

[whole cairn]

i play chess with 6 fingers

[torn sparrow]

https://www.chess.com/member/hikarunakamura bros username can be claimed💔

[royal pivot]

magnus with the beard is pure aura

[rugged jewel]

uh and? yk you could just skip?

[silk gorge]

Nah i'm

[whole cairn]

no but im retired

[willow owl]

@plucky kelp this is how you'll become fabi

[rugged jewel]

I mean Magnus..

[whole cairn]

when your retired you become prime magnus

[limpid viper]

Might have to start wearing glasses if it gets me better at chess

[royal pivot]

why does hikaru have dimond on his alt account 🥀

[silk gorge]

Magnesium calcium

[torn sparrow]

titled players have autodiamond

[rugged jewel]

i misclicked i swear 😭😭😭

[royal pivot]

oh

[whole cairn]

bc hes rich

[willow owl]

How hasn't staring at a computer screen and board for hours not already destroyed your eyes bro

[limpid viper]

Idk we good tho

[whole cairn]

magnus wore glasses

[loud dome]

I was about to say same with Garry but someone was online on his account after 9 years

[royal pivot]

i think most of us use wear glasses

[silk gorge]

What's your eyesight

[whole cairn]

Garry kasparov best oat player

[limpid viper]

Uhh normal

[torn sparrow]

legendary account save

[rugged jewel]

weak but idk

[silk gorge]

It's magnus without a doubt

[limpid viper]

Need the aura that comes with glasses tho

[silk gorge]

Aura?

[whole cairn]

garry better then magnus

[limpid viper]

You see a chess player with glasses and you just know they’re strong

[silk gorge]

They lied to u bro @limpid viper

[rugged jewel]

Uh not really 😭😭😭

[silk gorge]

You can't fight if you wear glasses

[vernal sinew]

Hi is there an app I can download to learn opening ? I’ve seen an app on tiktok but I can’t find it

[silk gorge]

Dm me

[rugged jewel]

just take them off

[limpid viper]

https://tenor.com/view/ali-aizen-gif-24883090

[rugged jewel]

Lmao

[midnight dust]

no u win

ur 2k rated

[plucky kelp]

I wil ne ve ta becom cam

[willow owl]

Due

[plucky kelp]

I will never become Fabi then*

[willow owl]

Due

[brisk panther]

Doing your best not enough

[plucky kelp]

Tre

[limpid viper]

Ngl I might start playing otb soon

[willow owl]

I can only count to three

[cyan monolith]

do u under stand this

[plucky kelp]

yes I play chess

[cyan monolith]

explain it

[limpid viper]

Yea

Bishop can only go on light squares girl is on dark square

[royal pivot]

ts cringe

[loud dome]

It is almost time to claim chesscomNO

[silk gorge]

@plucky kelp hi furry

[plucky kelp]

So the "me" is a bishop and is on a light square and the "Girl I want" is on a dark square
That means the bishop literally can never get to the girl he wants

[willow owl]

Dont you alr do it. You're 2000

[limpid viper]

No I have actually never played otb

[willow owl]

I can name pasta types if that counts🙏

[cyan monolith]

yes

[willow owl]

"Very interesting"

[plucky kelp]

Hi taylor swift

[frozen dew]

not really a trap i could send u the games tho : )

!alt

[glass robin]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[willow owl]

@limpid viper lets start the procedure

[frozen dew]

@hybrid idol

[limpid viper]

💀 I started chess online had to search the rules on wikipedia

[willow owl]

Average player that started during the pandemic😭

[limpid viper]

On me?

[limpid viper]

I think I started after

[plucky kelp]

I also started chess online like 3 years ago

actually 4

but 3

[limpid viper]

I was like 2 years ago

[willow owl]

Tbh me too. Learnt the rules at 5 and played some otb actually but didnt actually play until 2024

I didnt even know about the concept of an opening

Ig i knew about the fried liver at 5

[limpid viper]

Damn

I used to only play blitz too

[willow owl]

Cuz its like the most obvious beginner traps in chess

[limpid viper]

When I actually started rapid I was already like 1400 rapid

[willow owl]

Haha me fork king and rook

[willow owl]

Thats almost my rating 💔

[loud dome]

I thought that would be 1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 g6

[limpid viper]

It’s cause I played a lot of blitz

[flint heath]

Hi Beans

[willow owl]

Finally got my 1600-1700

[limpid viper]

I think I was like 1200 blitz and I kinda just got stuck there so I started playing rapid

[flint heath]

Beansss can we play now >.<

[willow owl]

Tbh before the pandemic i feel like the fried liver was more common atleast from my experience as a kid

Maybe I remember wrong cuz i was well 5

But yeah i dont think i ever played or played against scholars mate

[loud dome]

Otb or online

[willow owl]

Otb

[loud dome]

Makes sense

[limpid viper]

If someone tried to scholars mate you irl that would be disrespectful asf

[willow owl]

As a 5 year old i was playing 70 year olds😭

I dont even remember how good i was tbh prob 300 elo

[silk gorge]

Hmm

[willow owl]

I would just look at them and be like "seriously? In this economy?"

Ik the Elo inflations been bad

[limpid viper]

Id just give them that Kasparov stare

[willow owl]

But it ain't that deep🙏

[willow owl]

Ah Yes Gary chess

[vernal sinew]

Does anyone know about that Italian variation ?

[willow owl]

Tbh i think Kasparov is the first world champion i knew about

[small jungle]

Evans gambit

[willow owl]

Just cuz i read about his match against deep blue in 1997 as a kid

[limpid viper]

For me Magnus

[vernal sinew]

What’s the goal of playing that opening ? I don’t understand that position

[willow owl]

"Evans Gambit is still viable at top level"

[small jungle]

You get a strong attack

[loud dome]

Magnus played that against 2300 fide rapid player in the 2018 world rapid championship

[limpid viper]

But I think I learnt about Magnus after he was world champion

[patent patrol]

My names Evan

[limpid viper]

I remember hearing about hikaru and from his name I thought he was some vtuber that played chess

[willow owl]

Tbh Magnus had only been world champ for a year or so when I learnt chess

[patent patrol]

Yea Magnus is a no one

[willow owl]

So prob thats the reason

[vernal sinew]

I’m low elo what do I attack here ? I see there’s the pawn on f7 ? Maybe I can get the center ? I have good development but then ? What do I do with that

[limpid viper]

Ok but that’s Magnus 💀

[royal pivot]

mustard?

[small jungle]

The f7 is one of the targets ye I don't play evans gambit tho so I'm not that familiar with how to proceed

[willow owl]

Why is a 2300 in the fide rapid world championship😭

[loud dome]

Magnus ended up losing the game

[patent patrol]

Tonight’s the night the glass shatters

[loud dome]

The guy was 2500 classical at the time

[limpid viper]

Expected tbh

[willow owl]

Was he a gm?

[patent patrol]

And fraudnus still lost

[limpid viper]

So this guy tried to scholars mate someone who was gm level

[willow owl]

Not even Magnus can get away with early queen attacks

[loud dome]

Don't know

[vernal sinew]

Yeah okay I’m starting to see interesting attacks thanks

[willow owl]

And this mf played h4 and won

[loud dome]

Magnus got a +2 position later but blundered

[forest rose]

ig he's on his downfall?

[loud dome]

Magnus missed Ne8

[willow owl]

Would have been legendary if he won. If i was his opponent and lost i would just quit chess tbh

[loud dome]

I hear you but losing against Magnus is never shameful

[small jungle]

Very shameful vro

[willow owl]

Mr "Gms are fodder vro"

[small jungle]

Fodder is too generous vro

[mighty gorge]

another puzzle i made, white to move mate in 3

nope

[raven delta]

rh5 zugzwang seems easy idk because the queen cannot cap on h5 due to the bc4 mate

[empty mortar]

Oh ye kc4

[mighty gorge]

yep

[hexed oracle]

why he resign 🥀

[raven delta]

anyway nice puzzle but i prefer longer calculation ones this was simply schematic

[empty mortar]

Bc he’s getting abused

[small jungle]

Down three pawns vro

[hexed oracle]

but he needs to get used to it 😭

[mighty gorge]

ive made longer ones ehre ill give you a harder one

[hexed oracle]

oh wait I didnt even realise 💀

[raven delta]

can you give one pls uwu

[fickle sandal]

Hello

[sudden roost]

cc, the highest fide player I played was like 2500 or smth

[hexed oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1408110397659156653/9wrwss.gif

[fickle sandal]

?

[raven delta]

oh deer

[small jungle]

Kb7

[brisk panther]

Why this is mistake they have a rook in e7

[fickle sandal]

Nf3+?

[sudden roost]

I also got demolished </3

[brisk panther]

I'm dumb I go in endgame vs magnus bot

[hexed oracle]

Hi I recommend you to connect your chess.com account in order to get the perms needed to post images and some other stuff related to voice channels

[mighty gorge]

that does work but theres a cooler solution

[fickle sandal]

Ok I’ll do it later

[fickle sandal]

How so?

[silk willow]

Hi

[small jungle]

White loses the rook?

[mighty gorge]

try find it

[small jungle]

Oh u took their rook

[fickle sandal]

Nh4

[mighty gorge]

no

[fickle sandal]

Wow

[sinful current]

Qxg5?

[brisk panther]

No they have a rook on e7 he was again magnus bot and I go to final against him I'm a dummy but I like the precision

[mighty gorge]

nope

[fickle sandal]

What is it I give up

[mighty gorge]

Qh2+

[raven delta]

qh2+ knight cant cap so rxh2 followed by rd1 rxf1 mate

took me 3 minutes tho

[fickle sandal]

Eh

[sudden roost]

POV chess

[mighty gorge]

close but they can make a flight square so you gotta calc more

[whole cairn]

average magnus game

[raven delta]

what??

shoot

[fickle sandal]

This server hella boring cyall later but for rn it ima dip

[mighty gorge]

yeahhh g3

[whole cairn]

no it not

[brisk panther]

Bro this bot beat you even if you make only one inacuracy

[raven delta]

g3 nf3+ with a fork on the queen idk how much material black has to

[whole cairn]

nah if i try to beat magnus right now ill beat him

[fickle sandal]

Nothing intrestin

[mighty gorge]

you mate after nf3 with nf or g to h4+

then after g takes and knight takes queen cant take cause of pin

[raven delta]

yeah okay wow

[brisk panther]

Even Hikaru struggle against it

[whole cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1409530606181679125/image0.gif

[mighty gorge]

yeahh

[raven delta]

visualisation at such puzzles is difficult

[sudden roost]

Gaining like 6-7 elo when I win

[small jungle]

e6 is better because it activates your bishop

[mighty gorge]

yeah fs

[raven delta]

anyway havent done any mate in 8 yet lmao

[brisk panther]

Do coordination training

[whole cairn]

fr this why ill never make this out of 2500

[raven delta]

blud i think i know all squares color well enough

[mighty gorge]

hahaha wdym

[small jungle]

Something like e6 fxd6 Rxe7 Nxe7 Bxe6+ King goes somewhere and Be5 white is doing quite well

[brisk panther]

Yeah maybe you right is the best move of the engine

[raven delta]

my calculation exercises are usually like 3-5 moves after that everything becomes blurry and my head burns

[mighty gorge]

ohh ya i get that

[raven delta]

because every move opens new avenues and often you miss something, at least from my game experience

[brisk panther]

Bro you are <500 what you talking you know all square

[sudden roost]

I think it’s time to quit

[raven delta]

never judge a book by its cover 😉

[mighty gorge]

idt hes 400 lol

[small jungle]

Also black will have an advantage after Rxe7 due to their bishop pair

[raven delta]

anyway this is like a psychological effect, millionaires probably would find the experience of being a homeless fun, so its with chess rating i suppose

[brisk panther]

Yes but I want to play solid against him

[dark totem]

Good night

[sudden roost]

Wasn’t there a show where they put millionaire kids on the streets as homeless

[flint heath]

Gn kwech

[brisk panther]

[sudden roost]

And they started like crying

[raven delta]

bro i dont know what youre talking about but if you wanna get to 2300 rapid my first advice is to start doing calculation exercises instead of spending half your day on discord

[dark totem]

So are the nights really good?

[flint heath]

No

[dark totem]

Ov

[flint heath]

But it's good to pretend they are

[raven delta]

for me chess has become enough of a depression so i start doomscrolling to process my losses

[small jungle]

Calculation is useless vro just study najdorf theory

[brisk panther]

What you talking about you think I don't training

[proud rivet]

Why i cant review my game when its already reviewed

[dark totem]

You are right

[brisk panther]

[whole cairn]

why broski

[shut spruce]

Learn, practice, play, once you hit a wall or get tired and start losing take a break then repeat

[raven delta]

yeah pretty much 1600 online is just watching a gothamchess and thinking you become a 200iq chess player lmao (dunning kruger effect or somethign)

[sudden roost]

Bc it’s a good idea

Quit chess!!

[whole cairn]

no

[dark totem]

Good night again

[whole cairn]

im not done untill i reach 2800

[brisk panther]

I have a app to training calculation but I can't share it here

[flint heath]

Good night ❤️

[dark totem]

^^

[small jungle]

Ct art?

[brisk panther]

Nah I'm not like this

[brisk panther]

Nah is good but his for tactique

[raven delta]

ok if you wanna get to 2000 rapid just stop blundering your pieces, dont waste time on opening theory and start analyzing your games without engine = visualizing and EVALUATING lines

theres a reason people are on 1600, one of them is they blunder a piece randomly 1/3 games

[brisk panther]

I annotating master games without engines

[loud dome]

You are not supposed to go 150 Attack vs Czech Pirc? 😭

[brisk panther]

Most of my error is strategically

[raven delta]

its good to analyze master games, but if theres no one to explain as much of his knowledge about the game you will not get better in your thinking process

[small jungle]

Just play Austrian attack vro

[patent patrol]

F4 seems more imperative to position

[raven delta]

knowledge gets passed on and on, you cant become the best in a sport on your own

[nimble arch]

Bc4 Qe2 >>

[brisk panther]

I watch a lot chess YouTuber analyze master game so I think I understand the thinking process

[raven delta]

yeah its fun unless they know the 20 move long nc6 engine line

[loud dome]

Average Pirc

[whole cairn]

when will you reach 2500

[brisk panther]

Are you really a 400 ?

[nimble arch]

oh its a czech pric

[brisk panther]

@raven delta

[raven delta]

simply play f4 and then go into mainline theory where the queen on a5 has issues at the end

[nimble arch]

ok that doesnt work in the czech with early c6

[brisk panther]

Maybe after two years I started February 2024

[raven delta]

yes im currently 230 blitz chess.com

as you can see in my profile

[brisk panther]

But doesn't play seriously

[loud dome]

Lol

[brisk panther]

So you are a coach? (Coach don't play)

[limpid viper]

Coaches do play 💀

[brisk panther]

Nah maybe bro retire

[raven delta]

yes i offer coaching for 300$ an hour

[nimble arch]

Any aussies here?

[limpid viper]

Ki and idk who else

[reef current]

sheesh. I just went monke mode pushed my pawns and wanted to mate quickly. Bro let me...

[small jungle]

Markus vro

[reef current]

Straigth up annihilation

[limpid viper]

I thought Markus was American 💀

[brisk panther]

300$

[raven delta]

no jokes aside but i analyzed some of shakir mamydarov (cant spell his name) 4n sicilian games on chess.com and saw in his profile that he offered coaching for literally 300$ an hour, even if he is 2800 fide its ridiculous lmao

[small jungle]

I hate when they play Bc4 early

[limpid viper]

He’s 2800 tho

[brisk panther]

True but who is this guy?

[tranquil basin]

2-0ed league

[limpid viper]

Actually is he idek who that is

[raven delta]

Shakhriyar Mamedyarov

[small jungle]

Nah he's from Iceland vro

[loud dome]

It says 200

[random summit]

High rating doesn't mean he's a good coach

[reef current]

If knight no take pawn on h2 then i win queen uwu

[small jungle]

Vro doesn't know💀

[brisk panther]

Magnus coach in magnus trainer for free you only not have to not make mistakes and lose heart

[tranquil basin]

He was one of the best in the world

[raven delta]

ok nerd, guess i mixed up the numbers

[reef current]

Its basically a free win

[hexed oracle]

I fuhin love timer

[tranquil basin]

It’s like getting coached by someone like Fabiano caruana

[small jungle]

True

[brisk panther]

Ok

[raven delta]

but simply 1 hour wont change much imo

[brisk panther]

Real

[limpid viper]

Fabiano needs me as his coach not the other way around

[tranquil basin]

He would be stronger than anish giri or someone like this rn

At his peak

[hexed oracle]

u never know how much smth would enlighten someone

[raven delta]

you can be literally magnus carlsen but analyzing 1-3 games and probably not explaining too fast wont make you a gm aswell

[reef current]

I mean i could have played it solid, but who actually is that boring right?

[random summit]

@autumn pike

[tranquil basin]

You pay to spend the time with the guy, not to learn

It’s like getting coached by Hikaru

[raven delta]

gms sometimes do like training camps with younger players and they study like 5 hours a day for a week lmao

[brisk panther]

[tranquil basin]

8-10

[loud dome]

Waiting for Wesley to find the repetition

[raven delta]

yeah and compare this to coaching for 200$ an hour i dont see much of a difference

[reef current]

Imagine paying to hang up with someone

[torn sparrow]

bruh you play for a win here

[limpid viper]

This is not a dinner with jay-z bro it’s just some chess player

[brisk panther]

Gukesk become so bad after winning the world championship

[loud dome]

Jokes aside Wesley deserves this win if he gets it. He did go for some imbalances and risks today

[autumn pike]

Hi. I was summoned?

[torn sparrow]

wesley getting reported if he draws ts

[limpid viper]

Nah he’d rather draw

[random summit]

Go back to the basement

[autumn pike]

Texans don't have basements bro

[hexed oracle]

@loud dome I hate my life 😭

[loud dome]

[random summit]

Go to your attic i guess

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Micu Vlad-Bogdan (ereghedon)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1499 (1522 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1254 peak)
Bullet: 624 (736 peak)

[raven delta]

white will have 3 passed pawns and the queen vs. r+k imbalance against a weak black king probably a 1400 fide could convert wesleys endgame

[hexed oracle]

so close yet so far from peak

[whole cairn]

i went 0-5 otb

[prime hedge]

How do you put a gif in your profile pic?

[hexed oracle]

i forgor

[kindred crypt]

fkc cheater

[loud dome]

I thought how hard is it to mess up this endgame and found out quickly

[whole cairn]

tacos or burritos

[raven delta]

.. rd1+

[limpid viper]

Did you mean to write kfc

[hexed oracle]

shawarma

[kindred crypt]

tacos

[loud dome]

Kg2

[kindred crypt]

fcking cheater

[limpid viper]

Who

[raven delta]

nh4 nf5 queen fork bro

[brisk panther]

Gm core
Draw

[grand pendant]

yo i am back

[loud dome]

Correct but that is not obvious

[torn sparrow]

black just goes nh4 vro

[hexed oracle]

13 move opening just for a draw 😭

[kindred crypt]

i cant send that to my opp because it's mean and i played meh and i didnt win

[raven delta]

its is literally a 1500 puzzle rush puzzle on chess.com

[brisk panther]

Real

[sinful current]

Accepted berlin?

[grand pendant]

anyone 2400+ i wanna analyze some interesting line

[whole cairn]

1850 fide is strong

[loud dome]

🫂

[sinful current]

What opening was it

[grand pendant]

ty

[raven delta]

and the fact that the only thing bc3 changes is opening the weak backnak should be more than obvious like idk

[shut spruce]

I am 500 USCF >:)

[grand pendant]

you got some free time

[whole cairn]

wHAT line you wanna anaylze?

[brisk panther]

Berlin defense hermet variation

[whole cairn]

ill help

[viscid dune]

Guys how do you report people on here

[sinful current]

Thats the drawing line I think

[kindred crypt]

ping the mods idk DM them

[grand pendant]

c4 e5 nc3 nf6 nf3 e4 ng5 c6

[raven delta]

anyway the correct safety measure in the endgame is to play h3 kh2 resolve all the counterplay and only then aline the bishop on the long c3 diagonal in combination with the queen helping out

[viscid dune]

Ok ty

[loud dome]

What does on here mean

[whole cairn]

just go dms @grand pendant

[brisk panther]

Yeah maybe I don't know this line Ruy lopez have so much theories

[viscid dune]

Discord because someone was being ableist to me but I was rude back but cuz I have anger issues

[hexed oracle]

@loud dome what do I do ;-; my father started studying chess or sum cuz he got suddenly better

[magic shard]

ez tactiques

[loud dome]

Isn't that a good thing. You can play chess vs someone close irl

[hexed oracle]

like he countered everything I did ;-; 2 months ago I was beating him 10 - 0

[kindred crypt]

tell your dad i do free coaching or tell him to reach out to markus

[viscid dune]

So how do I do it

[loud dome]

Time to lock in

[hexed oracle]

what can I say now I got someone that I can play against OTB again

[magic shard]

@loud dome actually black can still die Rd1+ Be1 Bh3 but Bb7+ is losing because of f3 Bxf3+ Kg1

[viscid dune]

@loud dome So how can I report

[hexed oracle]

I'd estimate him around 1800-1900

[shut spruce]

Is the center game a good opening?

[loud dome]

Bxf3+??

[loud dome]

Reply the message you want to report with @ Server Mod

[magic shard]

yeah what

[loud dome]

That is not a legal move

[brisk panther]

Ping them on the message

[magic shard]

I was talking about the line Rd1+ Be1 Bb7+ f3 Bxf3+ Kg1

[kindred crypt]

if that person bothers you in this server, ping the mods. otherwise, block them, as mods dont moderate DMs.

[viscid dune]

wAS In private

A group

[brisk panther]

Then dm one

[viscid dune]

Was a group for new ppl not many

[loud dome]

I see

[loud dome]

Then it has nothing to do with this server

[viscid dune]

Ye but hes on this server and is on chess.com

We played on it

[loud dome]

If someone is mean in DMs then block them

[brisk panther]

I don't understand people who cry for cyber harassment bro

Just power of or block them

[vale vortex]

why are you suggesting people to DM mods ...:/

If someone is mean in DMs --) block
If something happens in this server then report with @ server mod ping

[kindred crypt]

yes i said this

[dense ermine]

that's like crying to discord because someone hacked your minecraft server

[raven delta]

"cyber harassment" gotta be the biggest problem in 2025

idk why but it simply sounds ironic

[brisk panther]

[brisk panther]

Why?

[raven delta]

idk i never heard the term before

[brisk panther]

If you said it you must thinking about something

[raven delta]

Cyber-harassment: self-protection tips - How to protect yourself from Cyber-Attacks

this sounds like an advertisment slogan

[torn sparrow]

what if thex dox you vro

[brisk panther]

Always use VPN then

[torn sparrow]

they dont need your ip lol

[sudden roost]

Debating 500 elos about bullet chess at chess club

[raven delta]

uh actually as an it student vpns are not as glamorous as they say and basically when your ip and pc is infected / caught in the system the vpn does not change anything

[torn sparrow]

whatever imma talk about hcess vro

[limpid viper]

Why do so many people confuse ddos with dox

[somber shuttle]

No that is not Obun. That's Prathu I think

[torn sparrow]

good boy

[brisk panther]

But I don't think dox his cyber harassment his cyber attack me I talking about people who give hate trough phone

[kindred crypt]

oh okay

[sudden roost]

Why is ts chess club filled with 7-15 year olds 😔

[raven delta]

because nerdy kids who have no hobbies tend to become chess playersa

[limpid viper]

Ur probably barely older💀

[raven delta]

who lonely sit in front of their pc for their childhood

[sudden roost]

Im actually a grown adult now 🤓 ☝️

[torn sparrow]

fr you get banned after a certain age

[sudden roost]

Future grandmasters in the making

[torn sparrow]

I lost 3-0 to a old person once

[raven delta]

future grandmasters buy the hans niemann jobava london course and watch his motivational yt shorts edits

[sudden roost]

Old ppl are wise

[whole cairn]

chatgpt can summon pieces

[limpid viper]

Well atleast you have the same interests as the 7 year olds
like chess and Roblox

[torn sparrow]

he was taking 3 minutes every move 💀

[sudden roost]

No not chess

[torn sparrow]

I got scammed most boring games

[sudden roost]

Roblox maybe but no chess

[sudden roost]

I be taking my time too ngl

[magic shard]

snails

[nimble arch]

time control?

[torn sparrow]

no time control😭

we had clocks but they play like 10m atleast with increment

[magic shard]

10 minute increment

[sudden roost]

Chat Abby beat Christian in a chess match!!

[torn sparrow]

💀 play correspondence at that point

[magic shard]

yo my 1600 bullet rated friend is finally playing chess again I love watching him play

[limpid viper]

Idk what 7 year olds do bro my local chess club is 18+

[magic shard]

oh no he flagged

[torn sparrow]

its probably because of the old people vro

[nimble arch]

oh, totally reasonable then

[sudden roost]

YouTube shorts

[mortal bronze]

is there a 30+ chess club

[limpid viper]

Greenflower feels offended as a 10 year old

[mortal bronze]

i would like to join

[nimble arch]

theres no rush so ofc you can think for 3 minutes

[torn sparrow]

I can confirm I actually report them

[torn sparrow]

actually most reasonable would be to think infinite time

[raven delta]

yeah go visit a small club in your town and go to the adult training friday afternoons, its full of grandpas including 60+ ones probably

[limpid viper]

Past your bedtime lil bro

[mortal bronze]

hmmm

[limpid viper]

Tell him to play me

[nimble arch]

Ive spent 30 minutes on a move before

[torn sparrow]

past my alzheimer time💔

[torn sparrow]

yeah In classical its common in critical positions

I did that too

[limpid viper]

Bro is not 30

Too fast to be 30

30 year olds are snails

[mortal bronze]

i am snail

[nimble arch]

brief reminder hikaru is 37

[gentle gorge]

go to sleep kel

[torn sparrow]

I remeber playing this otb because I felt 😎

[raven delta]

brief reminder faustino oro has only become 12 and beat both magnus and hikaru online already

[gentle gorge]

why is it a blunder

[torn sparrow]

my poor rook💔

[gentle gorge]

qa8?

qc6 oh

[torn sparrow]

qc6 I missed

😭

[limpid viper]

Yea and he’s slow

[delicate vigil]

1600 rated player

[limpid viper]

Hikaru himself says he’s slow

[small jungle]

Quite normal for 1600s vro

[limpid viper]

Bro I’d flag that old man any day

[delicate vigil]

Not at all

[torn sparrow]

slow compared to his opps

[limpid viper]

Yea I’m his opps

[torn sparrow]

you are just a level 1 ragebaiter

[limpid viper]

Mr 7-0 talking

Hop on greenflower

[small jungle]

You were doing pipi in your pampers while he was beating players much stronger than u vro

[limpid viper]

True

He’s old now tho

[limpid viper]

So I’d win

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[whole cairn]

clash royale harder then chess relax

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-entrance-omni-man-explode-gif-21497546

[torn sparrow]

what is clash royale

[whole cairn]

hardest game

pay to win hard game

[gentle gorge]

u have 27 rated games 💔, 3 day old account

[torn sparrow]

damn it must be hard

[whole cairn]

clash royale to hard gng

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie uwu

[torn sparrow]

yeah you can cheat in chess but cheating in clash royale is much harder

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1408512728795971625/image0.gif

[whole cairn]

bro trust clash royale top 1 hardest game

[oblique dagger]

Bro is not 2500

[gentle gorge]

also am i crazy but did u draw stockfish

thats wild

[kindred crypt]

You guys play chess huh

[oblique dagger]

Hacker playing hacker

[whole cairn]

i do not know that guy

[sudden roost]

why are you mr beast

[gentle gorge]

xd

[small jungle]

That's normal vro

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1397663692652285953/peeposhy-pepe-the-frog-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[gentle gorge]

he drew a cheater bro

[merry forge]

Almost 700, let's go

[torn sparrow]

my oxygen

[whole cairn]

frl its normal

[oblique dagger]

I draw mitten

[whole cairn]

i accepted the draw frl

but clash royale harder

[sudden roost]

roblox

[small jungle]

That's normal vro

[whole cairn]

roblox hard to

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-hide-from-it-hattie-twenties-its-impossible-to-hide-from-it-ill-never-gonna-get-away-from-it-gif-23667369

[whole cairn]

roblox top 5 hardest game

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-kasane-teto-bubble-gif-8473005348688012517

[gentle gorge]

looks normal 👍

[oblique dagger]

Who won

[whole cairn]

thats hella normal gng

[gentle gorge]

draw

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174110448711372892/1271120773695668264/reaction_gif.gif

[whole cairn]

we by agreement

[kindred crypt]

Buddy this is not what I meant

[oblique dagger]

;3

[whole cairn]

type shi

[gentle gorge]

both yall played a 100 accuracy game basically 😭 that is not normal

[whole cairn]

we all going for this bro

[whole cairn]

thats normal on a good day

[gentle gorge]

but this coupled with the fact that ur account is 3 days old... with an 85% winrate..

[small jungle]

Kinda weak vro

[kindred crypt]

I am no body's oxygen

[whole cairn]

normal ngl

ima lose dw twin

[gentle gorge]

damn bro the positional understanding of this rook sac is insane wow props to u

[small jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1397663692652285953/peeposhy-pepe-the-frog-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[gentle gorge]

that move looks hella natural

[oblique dagger]

Ur mine ❤️

[torn sparrow]

bruh you just gain it back

[whole cairn]

preciate it

[whole cairn]

half of the moves dont even be brillant

[gentle gorge]

no i mean any normal 2500 rated player would just shuffle re8 is completely absurd

[oblique dagger]

What if he play bh8

[whole cairn]

they be calling anything brillant frl

[twilit igloo]

[gentle gorge]

ur so unbelievebly tuff

[sullen slate]

Finally back over 2500 (puzzles)

[torn sparrow]

but its still a good trick tbh

[oblique dagger]

Im 2600 rated (puzzle)

[gentle gorge]

and then his opponent plays this 💔

[small jungle]

When 2500 daily vro

[whole cairn]

bro ik

[torn sparrow]

Re6 here for aura

[whole eagle]

Hi guys! How are you all amazing people!

[raven delta]

I recently saw an indian NM with a 2000 fide rating who was 14 years old ans 8700 in chess.com puzzles good luck

[gentle gorge]

ngl ur just sooooo tuff

[bitter niche]

guess the elo of white and black

wait why dont my image work

[whole cairn]

NATURAL

[vernal notch]

first time a gambit i saw online worked lol

[bitter niche]

guess elo for both sides

[gentle gorge]

ur opp got banned for cheating and u will too 💔

[kindred crypt]

Hello chat

[sullen slate]

Tomorrow

[small jungle]

100

[whole cairn]

NO I WILL NOT

[bitter niche]

lmao look at the moves being played its clearly not

[sullen slate]

Ur so chess

[gentle gorge]

1200

[torn sparrow]

2475

[bitter niche]

black is 2000 white is 3200

[patent patrol]

Why did white do that

[bitter niche]

reroute to control f5 which is key in blacks position

[whole cairn]

stop praying on my downfault

[patent patrol]

I mean the backwards pawn pyramid

[small jungle]

For content

[whole eagle]

Hi amazing people! How are you all?

[bitter niche]

bro im in a daily game vs 1700 rapid tell me why this dude is the worst player ive ever faced

this dude had 1 day to play a move and this was the best he could come up with

[whole eagle]

Dead chat.. Do you guys have school or something?

[bitter niche]

youre socially unaware

[small jungle]

My last opp flagged in a 3 day game💔

[bitter niche]

rip

no i dont understand bro ppl play worse than their elo in daily

[empty steeple]

just played a perfect mate

[bitter niche]

what the hell was this premove 😭 somethings wrong today

[whole eagle]

Good job! Welcome to the server!

[swift mulch]

Anyone wanna play

?

[bitter niche]

id play but youre a pinky

[empty steeple]

what rating...

[whole eagle]

I am not a mod or a staff.

[swift mulch]

540

[empty steeple]

alr, blitz or timed

pls say blitz 🙂

[swift mulch]

Timed

[whole eagle]

If you want to connect your account, go to your profile, settings, then "Account" then scroll down, then connect. And here, do / trust.

[swift mulch]

Sry

[obtuse heath]

Yo do look like a mod though..

[empty steeple]

its fine, my user is my discord user but no spaces

[obtuse heath]

Or an npc?

[whole eagle]

😂 I'd be banning people by now if I was a mod. My username isn't blue or green so I'm not a mod.

[swift mulch]

Ok

[empty steeple]

request a game

[whole eagle]

....... 😐💀

[obtuse heath]

Lol..

[whole eagle]

Never call me an NPC again... 💀 😐

[brisk panther]

What you mean I have green name too

[obtuse heath]

Oh ok..Non player character👍

[whole eagle]

Don't make me block you.

[whole eagle]

You're a different shade of green. Admin's have dark green. 🤓

[obtuse heath]

Well, You don’t know me either way 💀 I’m joking btw. Don’t take this seriously

[brisk panther]

Still green

[torn sparrow]

will you block me because I am greenflower💔

[brisk panther]

*goonflower

[whole eagle]

Okay..

[obtuse heath]

Wait, you were thinking that i was serious when i said you npc?💀

[whole eagle]

No? Although I'm just surprised people banned you because you said you were 5 as a joke. Key word, JOKE.

[whole eagle]

Nah.

[potent gulch]

I'm soooooo tired 😭

[small jungle]

Go slep vro

[whole eagle]

True.

[obtuse heath]

Play chess..

[potent gulch]

It's only 6pm

[grand pendant]

yo

[potent gulch]

That's exactly what I'm about to do

[brisk panther]

Keep playing chess

[potent gulch]

I'll

[obtuse heath]

Told the same stuff before u🥀

[small jungle]

Watch chessable courses then vro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> greenflower65

This is the Chess.com profile of greenflower65. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2245 (peak)
Blitz: 2183 (2214 peak)
Bullet: 2204 (2248 peak)

[torn sparrow]

lemme aurafarm

[brisk panther]

Mine have a gif

And I don't even notice

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-goth-gothamchess-chess-gif-789565584370721331

[brisk panther]

Aura farming ❌
Elo farming ☑️

[brisk panther]

What bro Winning?

[cunning sonnet]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

chess streamer of the year

[cunning sonnet]

Guys I'm curious

[torn sparrow]

its me If i was goated and locked in

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-reply-chess-gif-gif-25905029

[cunning sonnet]

Let's say you made an opening, how would you get it recognized as an opening of it's own

[brisk panther]

Change your PFP and you will become gm

[bitter niche]

i wouldnt

[vocal musk]

impossible

[cunning sonnet]

... How do you get an opening recognized

[bitter niche]

you dont

[cunning sonnet]

So you can't get an opening recognized?

[polar kelp]

How the friend group awards me after I get a brilliant (no one cared it's just my imagination)

[vocal musk]

just go to opening explorer

also @cunning sonnet please connect your account

[frosty peak]

Chess.com Bot

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[polar kelp]

I am pretty sure there are no possible beginning moves that have not already been an opening

[cunning sonnet]

Then how did the cow opening get recognized as an opening

👴

[empty steeple]

GOOD GAME HAMZA

[brisk panther]

Why neurolink always talk here to say connect your account

[vernal sinew]

Heyy im trynna set goals for the end of 2025, what goal should I set for 2026 ? I’m 700 elo currently

[small jungle]

Because it's so bad no one played those moves before

[empty steeple]

it wasnt rated 😭

[polar kelp]

Good question, I have no idea but it is prob bc the owner of it is popular

[swift mulch]

Thanks bro

[cunning sonnet]

I'm sure an opening started with E3 or d3 before

[polar kelp]

Like they won't just let some random guy make an opening

[swift mulch]

What

[cunning sonnet]

What I'm talking about is like a series of moves that haven't been made as an opening

[polar kelp]

Vant something

[swift mulch]

😥 😥

[cunning sonnet]

Not js 1 move

[empty steeple]

you took 3 pawns and a rook at the start i thought i'd be cooked

[vernal sinew]

I thought about aiming for 1000 elo but idk

[empty steeple]

but i locked in

[polar kelp]

It would be a variation and not it's own opening

[cunning sonnet]

How does one get a variation recognized as a variation

👴

[polar kelp]

Well you have to get the higher ups to approve it

[swift mulch]

You made remontada @empty steeple

[cunning sonnet]

Which higher ups

[small jungle]

The chess Mafia vro

[polar kelp]

I am afraid you will have to find that out by yourself, me and them don't get along

[vocal musk]

@cunning sonnet @swift mulch please connect your account for trusted role guys

[frosty peak]

Chess.com Bot

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[cunning sonnet]

I won't even get trusted role anyways even if I do connect

[polar kelp]

Huh how

[vocal musk]

why

[cunning sonnet]

It says some about needing to be in the server for 7 days

And have chatted for 5 days

[polar kelp]

Ooh right I think

[rare pier]

👽

[cunning sonnet]

So I'll wait 7 days then connect

[cunning sonnet]

Because I revolutionary

[vocal musk]

why have you chosen an NSFW person for your username

[cunning sonnet]

👴

[rare pier]

? it's not, it's a league character

[vocal musk]

reporting u

[rare pier]

? ok

[cunning sonnet]

Are you a mod or something

[vocal musk]

fots

[rare pier]

yes

[grand pendant]

yo

[cunning sonnet]

So you're NOT a mod?

[vocal musk]

fots

[brisk panther]

Txt

[brisk panther]

No is not

[rare pier]

discord mod*

[cunning sonnet]

Idk what a fots is

[bitter niche]

who?

[cunning sonnet]

All I know is admin and mod

[brisk panther]

Mi Akali fa

[rare pier]

"Friend Of The Server" i think

[cunning sonnet]

And what's that

[rare pier]

it's just a joke with the name of my main in league, "akali"

[brisk panther]

[kindred crypt]

im so tired. today was exhausting. @onyx jungle puzzles now

[cunning sonnet]

Tacos

Does fots make you a mod? Or give you mod perms?

[grand pendant]

yo

[cunning sonnet]

Yo

[kindred crypt]

not likely, just dont DM mods please dont ever

[grand pendant]

anybody knows how to get rid of the roles it triggers me

i dont wanna lose charisma points

[cunning sonnet]

Then why is neurobraino so uptight

[cunning sonnet]

Leave the server

Problem solved

[grand pendant]

ok bye

[cunning sonnet]

👴

[brisk panther]

Someone gonna report this guy for spamming

[bitter niche]

he fills the void in his life by policing people on a discord server despite not being a mod himself.. its very strange

[bitter niche]

i dont get it, whats the nsfw part?

[kindred crypt]

1. dont call names
2. you have the option to connect or not connect
3. DONT EVER DM the mods

[brisk panther]

Bro make the connection

[bitter niche]

i dont understand, wheres the nsfw in that username

[brisk panther]

[cunning sonnet]

Ig all fots are uptight

[sharp flame]

Why are you back

[kindred crypt]

also @cunning sonnet i made a gif but u can ignore if you want

[bitter niche]

are you gonna answer the question or not? quit wasting my time lmao

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1381821334237221005/9wrwss.gif

[brisk panther]

If I said it get time out

[kindred crypt]

whats so uptight with what i said?

[cunning sonnet]

I use lichess

[bitter niche]

???

[cunning sonnet]

👴

[bitter niche]

is this nsfw in a different language or something

[brisk panther]

Bro is sounds like mia khalifa what you doesn't understand

[kindred crypt]

yeah okay, i said you have the option to connect or not connect

[potent gulch]

But I w-wanna play 🥺

[bitter niche]

oh yeah isnt she an adult model or something

[brisk panther]

[brisk panther]

Yes

[cunning sonnet]

No it sounds like mi akila fa

[bitter niche]

i see, is that deadass nsfw tho lmao

thats like if i make my name sophie rain or something

[cobalt blaze]

Why do nelson suck so much compared to potato salad 😭

[brisk panther]

Yes I don't know what neurolink yapping about

[cunning sonnet]

Cus it isn't nsfw, these guys are weird

[cunning sonnet]

Idk what a nelson is bro

[cobalt blaze]

I beat nelson without using my brain but I can't beat potato salad

[cobalt blaze]

The bot?

[cunning sonnet]

Oh

👴

[potent gulch]

🤨

What's today conversation about?💀

[cunning sonnet]

Neurobraino

[cobalt blaze]

New chess piece

[potent gulch]

Why kahlifa is here then

[cunning sonnet]

Cus this neuro guy wants to report a guy cus their name is mi akila fa

[potent gulch]

Fr???💀

[brisk panther]

[potent gulch]

No way, I need to see this article

[cunning sonnet]

So scroll up

[potent gulch]

Awww but i-im la-lazy 🥺

[cunning sonnet]

Fine

You owe me 1 game where we play thi

[bitter niche]

nothing better to do nowadays even w classes starting again

[cunning sonnet]

.

[potent gulch]

But I fear woman

[brisk panther]

Neurolink

[cunning sonnet]

Chess

[kindred crypt]

okay chat, shut up about it. show me your best games instead

[cunning sonnet]

👴

[bitter niche]

my first otb game was 2 brilliant moves vs a 1200

[potent gulch]

That's crazyyyyyy 😭

[bitter niche]

i could show that lol

[potent gulch]

😭

[kindred crypt]

yeah show

[brisk panther]

Losing against Magnus bot with 89% precision

[cunning sonnet]

Why should we shut up about neurobraino being weird about a normal name

[bitter niche]

in vc or what

[bitter niche]

"20 year old" said this btw

[kindred crypt]

chess streaming 3

[cunning sonnet]

I'm not a girl.... 👴

[potent gulch]

Ik 😭

[brisk panther]

Never forget that

[potent gulch]

I won't 🔥

[kindred crypt]

because it's not chess talk and youre just yapping about nonsense

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh, Daddy 🔥🔥Les play chess

[bitter niche]

ok

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[cunning sonnet]

Hmmmmmm 🧐 I don't really see the issue

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-cosplay-fursuit-scream-meme-gif-25192826

[sleek crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-bleh-cat-spinning-cat-bleeeh-gif-27228826

[kindred crypt]

join chess streaming 3 shreksdad about to show something pretty

[bitter niche]

shes nicely telling you to stfu

[sleek crystal]

i have 550 elo cuz im too lazy to play real persons

[cunning sonnet]

Hmmmm I don't understand abbreviations, kindly type it out in full

[brisk panther]

Chill

[potent gulch]

Exactly!!! I'm tired of people talking about Neuro link, Les talk about Kraminick-chan

[small jungle]

Nah vro typing out the whole words is so pmo

[brisk panther]

But I just want to know if is corruption why fots can talk about other subject in chess talk but not us

[sleek crystal]

y

[grand pendant]

yo i am back

i still have the roles

[sharp flame]

Me when the discord server is ran by people with bias and isn't objective

[cunning sonnet]

Idk what fots even is, is it some weird trial mod or some

[grand pendant]

so annoying

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/spring-trap-springtrap-spring-lock-springlock-five-nights-at-freddy's-gif-17562208386217251966

[cunning sonnet]

I meant permanently leave

[sleek crystal]

poor cat

[grand pendant]

ok

[potent gulch]

Springcat

[sharp flame]

Do your parents not give you enough attention

[sleek crystal]

nightmare springcat 💔

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[grand pendant]

unfortunately no :/

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[sharp flame]

Why are we friends again

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-rules-rule-1-dont-make-me-mad-rule-one-dont-make-me-mad-gif-8390529366396374891

[cunning sonnet]

Is this what playing on cc does to ones brain

👴

[potent gulch]

Yes, you become alpha sigma schizophrenia

[empty mortar]

"1596 rapid peak 1608" 🥶

[brisk panther]

Better than him

[potent gulch]

Happens to all of us :3

[sharp flame]

So the mouth powers the brain? That would be your point?

[cunning sonnet]

DW he's a cc player, he has no more braincells

[limpid viper]

Was about to hit a new peak then my shit ass internet dcs 💀

[cunning sonnet]

👴

[sharp flame]

Slight miss use of the gif there

[empty mortar]

one of you two is decent at cr tho

[small jungle]

Just play on phone vro

[sharp flame]

🙏

[empty mortar]

cc on phone is ass

[sharp flame]

DECENT?

I clear you

[cunning sonnet]

So play lichess

[empty mortar]

no chance in a tripple draft

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-screaming-lebron-lebron-james-screaming-gif-5629213437781461656

[sharp flame]

It's like 50 50 coz it's rng

[loud dome]

I don't want to be Nodirbek rn

[potent gulch]

If I can play qxf6 that means phone it's better than pc 🔥

[sharp flame]

He's so me

[torn sparrow]

he will retire maybe

[cunning sonnet]

Atleast he didn't lose all of them

[calm sphinx]

i thought it was summer, why is it 12 degrees outside

[torn sparrow]

even kasparov performs better than vro

[potent gulch]

Holy

[kindred crypt]

you didnt join vc. u missed 3 brilliants moves that shreksdad made

[dry grotto]

Y’all ever just?

[potent gulch]

Wdym

[brisk panther]

1v1 bullet?

[potent gulch]

NO

[dry grotto]

Just like justice but it’s like the word just

[bronze egret]

AYE YOU MAN ANYONE SEEN ANY URANIUM?

[potent gulch]

I fear bullet

[brisk panther]

Blitz?

[dry grotto]

??????

[brittle ridge]

One m2 seems kinda long

[potent gulch]

Sure :3

[calm sphinx]

are you an AGI?

[potent gulch]

What's your user? :p

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1381821334237221005/9wrwss.gif

i made this gif

[brisk panther]

I want free bliz elo so don't play seriously

[potent gulch]

I'm tired bro dw

[sharp flame]

Explains a lot

[dry grotto]

@grok explain this

[brisk panther]

What you talking about is for user who just joined

[bitter niche]

another pinky who got caught cheating 💀

[kindred crypt]

yeah

[torn sparrow]

Who was that

[bitter niche]

i cant remember ngl

imma figure it out tho

[sharp flame]

You dont do very well in the critical thinking category do you

[torn sparrow]

How did you find it then

[sharp flame]

Lamest and most overused house qoute

[bitter niche]

bc we played

[potent gulch]

Do pookie dokie still wanna play

[dry grotto]

Shut up bro pls

[brisk panther]

Yeah come