💬〡chess-talk

[pale pollen]

nope

[potent gulch]

You're unique

[potent gulch]

Show your aura 🔥

[brisk panther]

What is that again

[azure pivot]

how dare you

[pale pollen]

I have 0, I don't need aura...

[potent gulch]

Lamuel

[zenith jay]

what about sneakers

[potent gulch]

L 😞

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/business-man-vikram-aditya-radhe-shyam-prabhas-gif-24158936

[silk gorge]

This t-rex sick asf

[brisk panther]

Don't know about it

[pale pollen]

ol

[potent gulch]

Oil?

[fleet dove]

the bogan brigadier has arrived

[zenith jay]

Oi

[pale pollen]

L + ol = lol not oil

[potent gulch]

😭

[fleet dove]

love them

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/пятёрка-5opka-42-42-братуха-gif-310406370954282107

[azure pivot]

running on pure vodka rn

[potent gulch]

Holy moly, I always shake when someone says that, it feels weird cuz it means hello in my native language 😨

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[potent gulch]

Omg!!! 42?!!! 🔥

[fleet dove]

least inebriated australian

[ornate valley]

!howdopiecesmove

[silk gorge]

What language?

[potent gulch]

Portuguese

[azure pivot]

where do you pull these words from😭

[pale pollen]

!french

[fleet dove]

inebriated is a common word

[silk gorge]

What's the best thing about Portugal

[azure pivot]

no it is not

[pale pollen]

sad doesn't work, I was joking btw

[fleet dove]

yes it is

[potent gulch]

!ruskii

[azure pivot]

drunk would be the common word

[pale pollen]

check yours

[fleet dove]

where I'm from it's common

[silk gorge]

Invis and apro btw

[potent gulch]

Hmmmm, probably Brazil

[ornate valley]

and what? if ur rating is bigger than my it doesnt mean u can say me that i dont know how pieces move

[potent gulch]

Nooooo 😭 that's a lie

[potent gulch]

This never happened 😭

[plucky kelp]

which one is apro and which one is invis

[azure pivot]

leak the address x

[potent gulch]

Good question

[silk gorge]

Switch

[potent gulch]

😭💔

[fleet dove]

if I were a father i'd say up your butt and around the corner

[azure pivot]

that wasnt tough

try again

[fleet dove]

good thing I didn't say that cuz im not a father

[potent gulch]

Actually, more like torbith and invis bc he's Italian

[azure pivot]

old enough to be😭

[fleet dove]

man

[ornate valley]

OH-OH-OH 😱 Who is suddenly so delicate here? 👀✨
"Sorry if I hurt your feelings" — and you call me a vatnik? 😭💔 (It's just like a knight on a pawn — it hurts, but it's cringey! ♟️🇷🇺)

Don't worry, my "feelings" are protected by an anti-cringe firewall and a layer of irony as thick as Soviet concrete! 🧱🔥
But if you want peace — let's make a non-aggression pact 🤝 and together we'll finally teach you how to walk like an elephant! 🐘♜

[brisk panther]

poor Mario she is evil

[azure pivot]

how do you feel about some geoguesser or bullet for a little bit perchance

[potent gulch]

OI OI OI 😨

[hexed oracle]

Dawg I had to pay 200 euro more cuz I came one day earlier to the hotel by mistake 😭

[fleet dove]

no bullet

[modern rain]

wsspwssp

[potent gulch]

I agree

[fleet dove]

blitz perchance

geoguessr perchance

[hexed oracle]

I thought it was 25th of August 😭

[modern rain]

cant understand shit lol

[azure pivot]

you should be motivated to beat me in it after getting 30% adopted

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/superstar-mahesh-babu-maharshi-mahesh-businessman-gif-12556301856267123191

that you when u say everybody is vibecoders except you

[brisk panther]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[modern rain]

indian??

[fleet dove]

bro said 30% adopted

[azure pivot]

yeah geoguesser is cool

[azure pivot]

would be more if we played more🥶

[fleet dove]

it would not be more

[vivid creek]

Is 630 elo good?

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/business-man-vikram-aditya-radhe-shyam-prabhas-gif-24158936

[azure pivot]

i genuinly think i can 10-0 you in bullet

[potent gulch]

I'm holding my urge to not write ze rodinooo but in Russian 😞 ig I'm playing too much WW2 games

[brisk panther]

No

[fleet dove]

I don't think so

[zenith jay]

Are you jealous you're not part of them

[modern rain]

wssp

[jade mauve]

hi

[hexed oracle]

Haven't met any today maybe tmrw

[vivid creek]

In Lichess they said it was good

[potent gulch]

😭

[brisk panther]

German fork

[plucky kelp]

😭

[ornate valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232088737748488242/1379229684403011604/im-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi.gif

[potent gulch]

Lmao 😭

[steady crag]

Bruhh why do I got checkmate in the beginning

[potent gulch]

I can tell you're

[plucky kelp]

I'm holding my urge to not start randomly meowing in chat

[modern rain]

wssp

[steady crag]

My rank is 100 rn

[jade mauve]

are u playing hoi4

[zenith jay]

Furry

[ornate valley]

this is fake

[plucky kelp]

😭

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-im-spinnig-gif-3237013775427396409

[hexed oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1222729552116318261.gif?size=48&name=JinxSpin

[ornate valley]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1170881235585863760/1181891282696683541/attachment.gif

[plucky kelp]

italian version

[brisk panther]

If they not involved is good

[silk gorge]

Sorry to tell you but You're NOT in turkey

[hexed oracle]

yes I am

[ornate valley]

italian fake

[zenith jay]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[kindred crypt]

Couple goals

[hexed oracle]

tho I haven't left the hotel really much stayed in the gym and worked a lil on sum

[silk gorge]

No YOU'RE not

[potent gulch]

Nahhh, actually I'm playing too much Soviet songs on Spotify and playing infantry war thunder more know as enlisted 😞

[zenith jay]

why arent you using dark mode

[ornate valley]

moder please approve that im dont have that icon and that everybody faking it

[silk gorge]

White mode is insanity

[jade mauve]

search katyusha and tyomnaya noch

[potent gulch]

I still waiting the day where u say an entire phrase in Italian 🥺

[azure pivot]

@fleet dove im on

[kindred crypt]

Its peak

[potent gulch]

I actually know the first one

[zenith jay]

he said italian in the gc

[hexed oracle]

can confirm

[jade mauve]

u probably know the 2nd one too

[ornate valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1388921279364468826/1388924685177323625/ezgif-614f24ffbc53b5.gif

[potent gulch]

My favorite so far is the мы армии народа

[zenith jay]

Get this out of my face

[potent gulch]

Maybe

[potent gulch]

Nahhh, I wanna an audio 🥺

[hexed oracle]

nah I cast Holy Light

[potent gulch]

😭lol

[zenith jay]

Me too

[ornate valley]

AHHSFHAHFGHQAHFHSFZDHHHHSFH

[jade mauve]

learn the soviet anthem

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh yeeeeeee I wanna do it so badly

[ornate valley]

what is LC?

[plucky kelp]

Meow :3

[potent gulch]

I actually might try it tbh

[potent gulch]

Meowwww:3

[ornate valley]

2 types of doubletap?

[potent gulch]

Toe toe, I dare u to send an audio meowing

[jade mauve]

bonne chance

[plucky kelp]

😭

[potent gulch]

Merci beaucoup ^^

[ornate valley]

what means 1?

[potent gulch]

Would be peak 😞

[hushed pumice]

hi

[brisk panther]

Did @oblique dagger teach you french?

[ornate valley]

how long it takes to google it?

2 types of doubletap and what 1 mean

[twilit dew]

Hi I’m new

[ornate valley]

im neverlose protect

[potent gulch]

Not really 😭, I've just learned the basic stuff like, 2 months ago, I stopped learning more about french language but I wanna come back to learn more again, such a beautiful language

[zenith jay]

hi new im chess kitten

[ornate valley]

u too

[brisk panther]

How you get tilted?

[dense umbra]

Apo

[potent gulch]

NOOOO THEY MISSTYPED MY NAME

[hexed oracle]

goated set-up ( I miss my 2nd monitor ;-; )

[ornate valley]

.

[dense umbra]

Im n'iew too

[zenith jay]

apro

[brisk panther]

I see

[potent gulch]

Saying apo it's a crime

[zenith jay]

aprocura

[dense umbra]

Sorry arpo

[potent gulch]

Better :3

[potent gulch]

ARPO?! 😭

[ornate valley]

u have 1 minute to google this

[hexed oracle]

tho got big useless tv :D

[dense umbra]

Wait...🤦

[dense umbra]

Are you a gm?

[potent gulch]

They don't like you like I do

[potent gulch]

Shhhh, I'm deguised bro

[dense umbra]

Oh okay sorry

[oblique dagger]

Hai sweetie~ >w<

[zenith jay]

gm? you got held to a draw by Invis

[dense umbra]

Can you come mp to rate m'y brillance

[potent gulch]

I'm a 1800 trying to get to 2000

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie

[potent gulch]

Heyyyyy Denggggg:3

[zenith jay]

hi dengy

[dense umbra]

Im 300 but i have level of 1500

[oblique dagger]

Hewwo uwu

[ornate valley]

1 - onetap, 2 types of doubletap - offensive,deffensive

[potent gulch]

I'm not a gm, that's a lie 😞

[ornate valley]

but before I wrote everyone didn't know yes

[potent gulch]

I can relate, I'm a 1800 with a 2300 level🥺

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pet-unhappy-gif-26711854

[ornate valley]

ohhh cs2 hvh enjoyer

[dense umbra]

Fr💔🥀 but there is a lot OF Cheator

[true pivot]

I'm 1700 but I have level of fabi

[ornate valley]

im neverlose protect

[potent gulch]

Play 15+10 bro, less cheaters, it's ironic but true lol

[dense umbra]

Gg

[dense umbra]

Oh okay I want to try this

[floral birch]

someone 30 minutes, I don't have much experience, I'm still learning

[raven delta]

in 15+10 there is twice the amount of cheaters at least above 2000

[true pivot]

I'm kidding

[zenith jay]

or play 10|0.1

[dense umbra]

By the way, how do you find my English?

[dense umbra]

Not me, I really have the level of a 1500

[potent gulch]

Below it I've just saw it like, 6,8 times in like, 200 different games I've played so far

[potent gulch]

Language you mean? Totally good buddy, I can 100% understand you

[potent gulch]

That's a way toi

[dense umbra]

Im French

[potent gulch]

Ohhhhh cool, so many french buddies here

[kindred crypt]

For some reason I keep getting indian opponents

[dense umbra]

You will go far in life

[kindred crypt]

From 10 games i played 7 indians

[cosmic quest]

https://tenor.com/view/french-revolution-revolution-french-france-proud-gif-14459914134608826072

[potent gulch]

Awwww tyyyy, you'll too

[potent gulch]

Pour l'emperor

[dense umbra]

Thanks to chess I understood a universal law of this world: success is only achieved through sacrifice.

[cosmic quest]

idk croissant

baguette?

the french flag?

[dense umbra]

FLM✊🏻🇨🇵

[potent gulch]

Yeeeeeh, a lot of times in life we gotta leave things to keep improving 🙂

[zenith jay]

[potent gulch]

J'aime les baguettes

[dense umbra]

Yes 😄 you are very happy

[potent gulch]

Cheese 🧀

[potent gulch]

Tyyyy :p, I can tell you have a good heart

[zenith jay]

[cosmic quest]

that could be a slur for all i care and i still wouldnt know

[potent gulch]

[dense umbra]

Wait a sec Why is your pawn that color?!

[potent gulch]

Ohhh 😭 lol, I'm bissexual

[dense umbra]

Oh

[zenith jay]

[zealous lichen]

Bullets are really stealing brain cells because 5 blunders in 1 minute is crazy 💀

[potent gulch]

[dense umbra]

I'm not going to judge you... ✊🏻✊🏿

[zenith jay]

[dense umbra]

HOW CAN YOU SEND A PICTURE

[potent gulch]

Tyy 🙂

[zenith jay]

This emote is so cute

[potent gulch]

It reminds me of a ss 😭

[dense umbra]

[balmy python]

how did trollas get banned for cheating 😂 that guy was ass

[potent gulch]

[balmy python]

We played one game and i beat him soundly

[potent gulch]

Fr 😭

[zenith jay]

[cosmic quest]

bamhgurger

[potent gulch]

Gugunher

[dense umbra]

🤦

[plucky kelp]

I am nonsexual
Idk what I am
My pronouns are who/what

[cosmic quest]

vamhurgur

[dense umbra]

How do you send images?

[potent gulch]

😭 you'll learn about yourself, everybody have their own time to

[zenith jay]

you are the chess cat

[potent gulch]

Oh ye, u have to get the trusted rule and connect your chess.com acc, for it, u can type /trust then do what it asks, and then /connect

[cosmic quest]

stay unconnected

[potent gulch]

Why no entry sign 😭

[near fable]

basically queen

[cosmic quest]

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-peter-griffin-family-guy-gif-11927410071867570823

[dense umbra]

Thank you very much, but I would like to know basically, are you a man? If you don't mind.

[potent gulch]

Ohhh, np, lol ye I'm a boy

[near fable]

Be a man

[potent gulch]

Eww

[near fable]

Dude tf 💀 why the thing between his legs is so long

Would be glad to be him

[pseudo garden]

Sirius?

[potent gulch]

It's a tail 😭LOL

[zenith jay]

no

[polar kelp]

??????

be a man.

[polar kelp]

me when brilliant:

[copper gulch]

hi

[potent gulch]

Relatable:p

[potent gulch]

Heyyy thereee

[near fable]

it is what it is

[copper gulch]

heyyyyy

[potent gulch]

[zenith jay]

[polar kelp]

dqrqroqriqr

[cinder jewel]

Guys i just played this am i good

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-super-cat-tales-sct-sct2-discord-gif-22028603

[zenith jay]

noooooo

[dense umbra]

AND HE SACRIFICE THE ROOOK!

[cinder jewel]

THE ROOOOOOOK

[potent gulch]

The roooooooook

[potent gulch]

Loll

[potent gulch]

Da queeeeen

[dense umbra]

WHAT A SACRIFICE !!!

[potent gulch]

Puzzles saved me on that one :p

[cinder jewel]

I dont think this counts as brilliant

[dense umbra]

J'aimerai aussi envoyé le mien MAIS CA VEUT PAS TRUST

[potent gulch]

Nahhh it is 🔥

[zenith jay]

Ooh Torbith is playing rn

[dense umbra]

I would also like to send mine but it doesn't trust*

[cosmic quest]

am i a brilliant

are you a brilliant

[dense umbra]

[cinder jewel]

[cosmic quest]

are we brillianting

[potent gulch]

Type the /trust so u can get it :D.

[dense umbra]

Thanks you

[potent gulch]

Really???? :P.

[half cobalt]

hi guys. does anyone have game review? i just recently got back to chess, tried a bullet game and i kinda liked my moves, but idk if they were actually good

[zenith jay]

yeah

[potent gulch]

Np ^^ always happy to help people

[cosmic quest]

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro 🙏💔

[potent gulch]

English next generation

[half cobalt]

alien language

[dense umbra]

They take me to chess com what should I do

[gentle gorge]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[cosmic quest]

ts pmo icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔...

[half cobalt]

?

[potent gulch]

Does it shows anything there, like loggin or anything

[gentle gorge]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[cosmic quest]

fire

[potent gulch]

That's English bro 😭

[dense umbra]

Yes, I have already logged into my account.

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh, try /connect

[gentle gorge]

haiiiwuuwuwuu apro chess furyy :33333

[gentle gorge]

:3

[potent gulch]

hewoooooooooo meowerrrrr:3

[zenith jay]

:3

[gentle gorge]

Nya

[cosmic quest]

this beat go crazy

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-anime-gif-11919982

[zealous lichen]

Just wasted like 5 minutes on CapCut to edit my stupidity lol

[gentle gorge]

nyanyawunyanyawuNNNNYYANYA

[potent gulch]

🔥

[gentle gorge]

uwuuuuuuuuuuuu

[fluid ridge]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[gentle gorge]

good edit tho xdd u can post it

[wide lantern]

Back to studying after dropping to 100 elo???

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/blush-anime-shy-cute-girl-gif-14495627569314612221

[wide lantern]

Idk how I did it

[gentle gorge]

b-b-b-b-bakaaaaaaaa :3

[potent gulch]

Noooo, let he cook the meow language 😞

[wide lantern]

But time to make sure I learn this time

[zealous lichen]

I thought 100 elo was a myth

[potent gulch]

That was so insane 😭

[zenith jay]

cuteeeeee :3

[gentle gorge]

are you also a .......... ? :3

[zealous lichen]

I hung my queen 5 times in a row

It was like 6 seconds for each of us

So I have to turn off thinking

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh that's your gameeeee, I understand lol, it have happened to me quite a lot

[zenith jay]

idk i just love that character

[gentle gorge]

whys ur name chess kitten

[zenith jay]

Awwwwwwwhhhhhh :3

[gentle gorge]

wtf is this

[potent gulch]

Boykisser 😞💔

Poor boykisser 😭

[gentle gorge]

i mean the... chess com review..?

[potent gulch]

Ohhhhh, it's a new feature where u can reviews irl images lol

[chilly ingot]

balls.

[potent gulch]

Ig the coach liked the boykisser

[limpid viper]

Bro I’m deadass losing games cause my internet sucks

[potent gulch]

🔥

[potent gulch]

Ouchhhh 💔

[limpid viper]

It took me 2.2 seconds to make a premove

[potent gulch]

Ahhhh that's sucks

[limpid viper]

So I couldn’t mate in time

[chilly ingot]

lichess.org buddy

[potent gulch]

NOOOOO

[chilly ingot]

there's a reason I'm 1400 bullet cc and 2k bullet lichess

[limpid viper]

Gang it’s my internet

I’m on holiday

[gentle gorge]

2000 bullet lichess is so unprecedentedly tuff

[limpid viper]

And the internet here sucks

[zenith jay]

I like the boykisser too

[polar kelp]

rip

[chilly ingot]

lichess compensates ur time for your ping gng

[potent gulch]

I love this buddy ^^ it's so cute

[zealous lichen]

Play with Martin the mean time, he's going to coach you

[kindred crypt]

bruh Mitsuri Kanroji is so me

[polar kelp]

[chilly ingot]

delhia is NOT mitsuri san

[polar kelp]

Martin is the best

[chilly ingot]

ur more maria or sum

[potent gulch]

Apro's chess opening totally not a miasclick

[zealous lichen]

I don't even have an opening

[polar kelp]

👏

[kindred crypt]

who is maria? is she from demon slayer?

[zealous lichen]

I just do random stuff

[chilly ingot]

yes

[polar kelp]

no maria from sonic

[dense umbra]

Bro

[zenith jay]

😭

[kindred crypt]

i dont see her here

[dense umbra]

I connected to Discord, it still won't work 💔🥀

[kindred crypt]

Mitsuri Kanroji is love hashira and shes so like me physically and emotionally

[potent gulch]

Whaaaa, howwww, hold on, try contacting to a mod

[chilly ingot]

she's one of tengen's wives

[chilly ingot]

drop down and gimme 2 pushups

[polar kelp]

nah just try connecting again

[potent gulch]

Ig it's because you have to be member for some time, I don't fully remember

[polar kelp]

2? i can almost do 40 😎

[potent gulch]

Mine worked on first try tho

[kindred crypt]

makio, suma, and hina nahhhh im defo Mitsuri Kanroji

[polar kelp]

if i am well rested that is

[chilly ingot]

yeah makio

[polar kelp]

fair

[chilly ingot]

i misinterpreted as maria

[kindred crypt]

i can do it with one finger heh!

[chilly ingot]

r u actually like strong or sum

cuz u look like someone whod be a stick

[potent gulch]

I still thinking about this game and how lucky I'm for my opponent offering a draw to me thinking that was a draw

[kindred crypt]

i am Mitsuri Kanroji 😭 dont say otherwise. she plays chess, too (ig)

[chilly ingot]

wait yeah she did in her backstory right

[royal pivot]

waoh

[chilly ingot]

the only hashira to have a full family lmao

[kindred crypt]

im getting into it

me studying chess books while my future opponent is laying down watching youtube to have an edge when we have a chess match:

[cosmic quest]

HE STILL HAS 10 MINUTES
AND AN EXTRA PAWN

THESE GUYS ARE BOZOS

[potent gulch]

Exactly 😭

[cosmic quest]

YOU GUYS SUCK

[royal pivot]

ngl i would have done the same

im too scared to play end games

[zenith jay]

Ooh

[young crypt]

Hi

[cyan summit]

What is this

[cosmic quest]

NOT WITH 10 MINUTES

[young crypt]

How do u guys get over the chess match u lost? Like I was one match away from 300 elo (first time touching 300 elo) ik it's low but i feel sad

[half cobalt]

can anyone game review my game please?

[brisk panther]

Fide app

[late laurel]

Does the anti-cheating mode on chess.com work?

[royal pivot]

nah ik my dumb ahh would still mess it up

[brisk panther]

I think he broken

[half cobalt]

don't think of a match as a loss in elo. think of a match as in learning more about chess, getting more experience

[cosmic quest]

thats just a skill issue and a you problem bruh
id win out of a losing endga,e

[young crypt]

Oh, that's true

[half cobalt]

and that's actually true it's not just an illusion to make yourself feel better

[royal pivot]

yeah

[cyan summit]

Can i actually get fide rating there?

[potent gulch]

Lol

[young crypt]

Like now I'm thinking as I played more games I couldn't even break the 250 elo point now im very near 300

[chilly ingot]

ion suck>:(

[potent gulch]

Plus he's actually winning

[dense umbra]

Where are the moderators please?

[half cobalt]

that's great

[buoyant warren]

bullet community on chesscom is genuinely so damn toxic

[royal pivot]

damn i didnt play chess at all today im mad

[half cobalt]

do you have any opening?

[brisk panther]

Yes only one but you need to pay

[dense umbra]

Can we say "is really so dman toxic"

[cyan summit]

Oh shit

[brisk panther]

I play against a 1249 here he plays like a 1900 in chess'com

[cosmic quest]

i have not played nor studied nor watched any chess in like a week and i have a tournament in 5 days and im probably gonna get the worst pairing ever to the guy who drew an im in 90+30

[brisk panther]

Is only 5$ I think

[zealous lichen]

Lichess are full of talented people

[cyan summit]

Indeed there is a guy here we played some 5 minutes and every game he analysed and against some openings hes very strong now

[brisk panther]

Yeah

[cyan summit]

Me no money

[dense umbra]

Where is apo

[zealous lichen]

Someone told me he's gonna find my house when I flagged him in bullet

[brisk panther]

Same but I play on it to play against strong players

[cyan summit]

He gonna sleep in your bad

[young crypt]

💀 bro what

[zealous lichen]

I don't have a bed

[polar kelp]

he is gonna use a bullet isnt he 😨

[royal pivot]

nice

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-cat-capoo-blue-bug-cat-tail-gif-10566221701026217428

[young crypt]

So did he found it yet?

[cyan summit]

Oh so just raise your elo on.com

[zealous lichen]

I wouldn't be talking here if he did

[cyan summit]

On your floor then

[brisk panther]

Is hard

[young crypt]

U never know what if he wanna flag u in a offline game

[royal pivot]

he is in your walls

[zealous lichen]

I levitate when I sleep

[young crypt]

Very high chance

[young crypt]

That's why kids we say walls is listening

[royal pivot]

nah we don

[cyan summit]

It can always be on you

[hexed oracle]

I am impresed by how decent the wifi is at the hotel I am at... never had good wifi in Turkye

[young crypt]

Walls have ears 😐😔

But in reality it's just ur opponent u flagged in bullet game

[royal pivot]

oh yeah i forgot

[hexed oracle]

last time I had like 80 kbps download speed 😭

[royal pivot]

fr phew good thing i dont play bullet

[zealous lichen]

My landlord doesn't allow roommates

[young crypt]

Ikr

[hexed oracle]

what if u get a girlfriend

[royal pivot]

your replys dont have no ping its so weird 🥀

[zealous lichen]

We gonna sleep in the trash can outside of the building

[young crypt]

Cuz I'm on mobile and before each message I manually turn it off

[young crypt]

. Like this

[cyan summit]

I didnt ask for permission

[royal pivot]

oh

[polar kelp]

did i cook?

[royal pivot]

cool

[royal pivot]

yeah

[polar kelp]

fire

I <3 sacrifices

[zealous lichen]

I love sacrifices too

[young crypt]

SACRIFICE THE ROOK

[polar kelp]

nah

[royal pivot]

wait isnt there f3 for white?

[polar kelp]

SACRIFICE THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[young crypt]

RAHHHHH

[zealous lichen]

There are 6 sacrifices in this game in total

[polar kelp]

yes but i am still winning

[royal pivot]

ok

[zealous lichen]

5 of them is when I hung my queen

[royal pivot]

relatable

[zealous lichen]

In a row

[royal pivot]

aura farming

[zealous lichen]

First game in the morning, mood instantly lifted

[young crypt]

Instant dopamine release (if I win many chess games in a row am I burning my dopamine receptors? Like scrolling insta reels)

[noble swan]

How can I improve my middle game

[raven delta]

learn positional chess and compare your plans with the engine

the engine also provides lots of creative ideas with random pawn attacks

[royal pivot]

dawg you both are like 500 😭

[noble swan]

I’m 290

[raven delta]

yeah I am stuck on 300 blitz

[cosmic quest]

play better

[royal pivot]

💀

[noble swan]

Why would I take advice from a 300 elo player

[young crypt]

Same

[tranquil basin]

I just cooked a 14 year old IM

[tawny pine]

hey all

[gentle gorge]

this is very true. playing with lichess engine is great

[tranquil basin]

Bro they are so juiced up

[young crypt]

Hi

[gentle gorge]

who?

[raven delta]

lemme guess IM from India??

[tranquil basin]

Forgot his name but he’s only like 2200

[gentle gorge]

how tf did he get the norms at 14 bruh wtf???

[cosmic quest]

get the bingo list ready i smell bs

[young crypt]

Only 2200 😭

[tranquil basin]

Eshaan hebbar

[royal pivot]

if its fide

[young crypt]

Oh so fide and elo is different?

[royal pivot]

yea

[gentle gorge]

in the atlantic open?

[young crypt]

Didn't knew

[tawny pine]

u fr didn't know?

my blitz FIDE is 1841, but elo on chess.com is2429

[gentle gorge]

bru thats not only 2200 thats 2300 😭

[young crypt]

Yes fr

[young crypt]

Oh

2429 elo 😭

[tawny pine]

not too much though

as I am noob

[young crypt]

Oh

[tawny pine]

I want CM title as hell

[young crypt]

2429 elo is less? 💀

[tranquil basin]

Imma prepare now cya

[gentle gorge]

bro these cm kids are insane wtf bro is 9 years old and a cm

[tranquil basin]

Yeah

[royal pivot]

thats crazy

[young crypt]

Kids are insane at chess

[zenith jay]

hi valatarr

[gentle gorge]

hell yea

[gentle gorge]

gl bro

[tawny pine]

check out Faustino Oro then

[gentle gorge]

ik him

[royal pivot]

ill join just for fun

[tawny pine]

is it rated

[royal pivot]

actually nvm

[tawny pine]

if not - I am in

[young crypt]

On chess.com do u guys play on pc or mobile?

[jaunty belfry]

Anyone has advice for a 250 elo noob? Like 1 or 2 things i should develop to get to an elo of 600-800 in a couple of months?

[royal pivot]

im gonna get cooked

[open heron]

my friend said top 3 people will get diamond membership

[zenith jay]

whos ur friend

[tawny pine]

I'd like to win one membership for my friend

[royal pivot]

i mean the tournament is kinda already over

only 17 minutes left

[polar kelp]

No how is it 😭

It is just the shahada lol

Ok so it is just "there is no god except Allah and Mohamed is the prophet of Allah"

[open heron]

the one who hosted the tournament

[tawny pine]

RandomDude, is it rated?

[vale vortex]

#chesscom-promotions

[polar kelp]

That's the translation lol why would I have isis as my pfp

[young mantle]

Fact : gukesh has not won any tourneys since he become world champion 🫠

[zenith jay]

awesome

[open heron]

i think so but idk

[tawny pine]

Magnus better ahh

[polar kelp]

Yw it is fine lol I expected someone would think smth just as you did

[open heron]

its rating based pairings

[young mantle]

What's your rating guys?

In chess.com

Mine is 1300

[boreal quarry]

I’m 1360

[tawny pine]

bro, doesn't count if in dreams ahh

[cosmic quest]

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro 🙏💔

[young mantle]

Nice

[tawny pine]

2 titled players in tourney

rly nice

[young mantle]

Who

[tawny pine]

NM and FM

[cedar elk]

happy 8th birthday lil timmy

[tawny pine]

NM has 2300 only, FM has 2500

[young mantle]

Ooh

[tawny pine]

idk, chess.com ratings became so easy

[cosmic quest]

i unfortunately cant make a joke about this

[willow owl]

Where are these titled players coming from😭

[tawny pine]

I remember I was somehow holding 2000 unable to get higher

[cosmic quest]

or else im gonna get wiped

[willow owl]

There are more and more of them now

[cosmic quest]

i need to talk to my lawyer first

[cedar elk]

ah ok srry

[tawny pine]

now I am 2400 blitz and bullet and 2300 rapid

[boreal quarry]

What’s your rating in Fide

[cedar elk]

lil bro u cant be talking my elo is 320

[willow owl]

Bro finished counting the numbers

[open heron]

where

[tawny pine]

u r js too good for me ahhhhh

[cosmic quest]

the numbers stopped counting

[willow owl]

Also hi. I dont think Ive seen you before

Bro is jkaos rival or sum

I actually have

[kindred forge]

Would you say that good memory or high IQ/visualization is more beneficial in chess?

[willow owl]

Im the best 600

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> frozendragonfruit

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1595 (1610 peak)
Blitz: 689 (852 peak)
Bullet: 592 (peak)

[tawny pine]

I am best of all 100 elo

[willow owl]

Strongest 500

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idontknow2101

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Rapid: 365 (625 peak)

[open heron]

did u guys know there was a chess.com promotion channel

[willow owl]

I wish tbh

[open heron]

in this server

[tawny pine]

who wanna play me

who wanna play a casual match against me

[zealous lichen]

9 years old and is a CM while my ahh hang the queen 5 times in a row without realizing it

[royal pivot]

sire i can if you want

[zealous lichen]

Is that gen z

Or 1 generation later

[royal pivot]

nah thats gen beta or smt

[zealous lichen]

Yeah he's one gen older than us

And he's already cm

[boreal quarry]

Can i be a gm if i started chess this year(19yo) lol

[zealous lichen]

Gm took years

[royal pivot]

yeah absolutely
not

[zealous lichen]

Not something you can get in 1 year

Especially if you're not in tournament

[boreal quarry]

Not in a year but maybe 3

[zealous lichen]

No

Look at levy, he's been playing for years

[boreal quarry]

What if im a genius

[zealous lichen]

But he's not gm

[vale vortex]

very very unlikely

[zealous lichen]

If you're a genius then you would know the answer

[boreal quarry]

I started two months ago , i was 400 now im 1350(chesscom)

[zealous lichen]

GM is very hard to get

[zealous lichen]

Most GM is 2500+

[limpid viper]

did bro say 3 years 💀

[zealous lichen]

3000+ I meant

A lot of them

If you want to be GM you should talk about decades

[boreal quarry]

I know

[zealous lichen]

Not years

[chilly grail]

dude jst go fide

[boreal quarry]

But another 2 months im 2000 and in 5 months im 3000

[vale vortex]

xd

[zealous lichen]

So you're magnus?

[limpid viper]

vros gonna end up unrated

[boreal quarry]

I wanna prepare good before i get rated in fide

[limpid viper]

not even magnus improved that fast 💀

[zealous lichen]

Once you reach 1500-2000 it's gonna be a different story

People spend months to get 100 Elos

[orchid sedge]

SEVEN YEARS?

[zealous lichen]

Yeah

[boreal quarry]

Oh 🙁

[chilly grail]

this might be magnus dude

[cedar elk]

check my elo lil bro😈

[zealous lichen]

Magnus speaks in Morse codes

[boreal quarry]

No im just very hopeful

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idontknow2101

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Rapid: 365 (625 peak)

[kindred forge]

Imo
IQ itself doesn’t help much
But
IQ paired with visualization is very useful as you can picture future moves and outcome of the game, and problem solve effectively
Strategy is also helpful

[crystal hinge]

Took me 10 months to reach 1000 😞

[zealous lichen]

I don't have time rn maybe later

[limpid viper]

strongest birds opening player

[boreal quarry]

It took me 2 months to reach 1350 from 400

[limpid viper]

dogshit ass opening why did bro play this

[cedar elk]

it was a joke to show u that i have 365 elo

[orchid sedge]

omggg another one of thoseee <333

[solid rampart]

i cant stream

[zealous lichen]

Hikaru IQ is average and he's extremely good

[solid rampart]

in the voice room

[crystal hinge]

Magnus fr

I’ve played almost 3000 games in 10 months

No progress

[limpid viper]

yikes

[crystal hinge]

Went from 200-1000

[limpid viper]

3000 games no progress is insanity

[crystal hinge]

Might retire

[zealous lichen]

I'm in 1000 zone and I still met people who use scholar mate

[solid rampart]

i cant stream in the voice room @vale vortex

[boreal quarry]

But now i feel stuck in 1300s

[zealous lichen]

I will find them

I hate them

[vale vortex]

because you are not connected

[limpid viper]

are you playing rapid or blitz

[crystal hinge]

I mean I gained 800 elo but that’s average

[solid rampart]

iam

[boreal quarry]

Whats scholar mate

[crystal hinge]

Rapid

[vale vortex]

you are not

[royal pivot]

there is huge difference between 1300 and 2000

[limpid viper]

do you do puzzles

[solid rampart]

wdym by connected

[zealous lichen]

Bishop and Queen 3 moves mate or something

[vale vortex]

/connect

[zealous lichen]

Extremely stupid

[crystal hinge]

Yeah I’m around 2200 on puzzles

[limpid viper]

ok do more

[crystal hinge]

I don’t have premium though

[native ridge]

Never knew online chess was this fun

[zealous lichen]

I don't do puzzles ngl

[boreal quarry]

Oh i dont see this in my elo

[willow owl]

Whenever everyone else is missing you're always online

[limpid viper]

who is everyone else

[willow owl]

You're my light helo

[crystal hinge]

Addicting for real

[zealous lichen]

It happens in 300-500 zone

[willow owl]

Shine on your crazy diamond

[zealous lichen]

But somewhat even in 1000 some people still uses it

[royal pivot]

how are you 1300 without knowing the scholars mate😭

[willow owl]

Let me have this emotional moment cuz i just hit a new peak

[boreal quarry]

Well according to my plan I should be 1500 by next week , and 2000 but 45 days

[limpid viper]

damn 🔥

[chilly grail]

people who jst created there account and think their intermediate to master

[willow owl]

Lets start the procedure

[limpid viper]

i thought you were washed beans

[royal pivot]

man this gotta be ragebait 🥀

[crystal hinge]

Scholar mate turns into the Italian once you get to like 700

[zealous lichen]

And 10,000 by next year right

[willow owl]

Got it by trying to play nimzo against d4 but instead i forgot to play Nc6 and instead played d6 and i kinda played a French

[chilly grail]

u should go fide since ur so good

[boreal quarry]

Im serious:/ i will show you next weeeek

[limpid viper]

and according to my plan if this happens you will also be fairplay banned

[willow owl]

But i was like up 3 pawns out of the opening

[empty mortar]

someone is so mad its funny

[willow owl]

So yeah French is the best opening from now on ig. This is prob a sign

[zealous lichen]

I like Italian but scholar mate is annoying, I still meet people who uses it at 1000 elos and it's just stupid

[kindred forge]

Yeah I am not saying you need good IQ(or visualization) to be a brilliant player
But they definitely help imo

[empty mortar]

you should be happy your opponent loses all advantage in the first 5 moves

[peak yacht]

are you guys real

[chilly grail]

not hard to defend\

[limpid viper]

nc6?

[native ridge]

I’m a newer player to online chess but I am occasionally still seeing the scholars mate too 😭 so annoying to have to counter

[willow owl]

Its very easy to counter it i can teach you if you want

[empty mortar]

when is there nc6 in the nimzo

[crystal hinge]

I used to be

[willow owl]

Oh wait Nf6 mb

[boreal quarry]

No next year i want to be an international player and i will try to get 2500 fide rated

[peak yacht]

escape The matrix

[zealous lichen]

It's just annoying cuz it's not the same as other games

[willow owl]

I still always forget how notation is flipped from Blacks side

[empty mortar]

ye i feel that

you get used to it as you talk about chess more

[native ridge]

I should be fine it’s just I roll my eyes once I see the queen 😭 😂 I figured out the counter from playing with friends in school

[crystal hinge]

Nah, I gotta get gm title first

[zealous lichen]

Any of you is BM?

[limpid viper]

i make this mistake too

[limpid viper]

also how'd you forget nf6 😭

[empty mortar]

first move btw

[slim harbor]

guess the rating of my opponent without checking my profile

[limpid viper]

yea i play the nimzo too 😭

idk how you forget nf6

[royal pivot]

500

[empty mortar]

like 800

[supple wadi]

2000

[slim harbor]

1700

[limpid viper]

did bro learn the opening for 30 seconds how did he forget the first move

[empty mortar]

I've had a 2200 lose a rook in the first 9 moves to me last game

[limpid viper]

blitz or rapid

[empty mortar]

this is the only trap i respect in chess

[mortal bronze]

yeah lol

[slim harbor]

that happens to you once in a while a get it every 5 games

[slim harbor]

rapid

[peak yacht]

some things are just not meant to be

[native ridge]

I’ve only been playing 30 minute rapid since I started my online chess journey about a week ago

[willow owl]

But yeah i got 1611 by well not listening to bones about how playing d6 first is not a nimzo because it allows e4. So i just said f it and played French against d4 while not knowing any of the infinite amounts of theory and somehow were up 3 pawns out of the opening

[empty mortar]

just listen to bones are you crazy

[native ridge]

Any advice for next steps?

[willow owl]

Like bones was very clear that d6 is not a nimzo

Cuz then they just play e4

[empty mortar]

yh d6 is shit

[willow owl]

Which its true

[empty mortar]

why would you want to be in a pirc

biggest flex btw

[willow owl]

Its the piece defense bro

Peak

[empty mortar]

aight gng let me play you in a pirc

and I don't even play e4

[native ridge]

I’ve always played well when I was in school but once you get on here you realize you aren’t as good as you thought you were 😂 😭

[willow owl]

Youre such a big bones glazer that I thought you got adopted by him or sum

[empty mortar]

just stating the facts

[lament prawn]

hi noobs

[limpid viper]

just listen to bones 😭

[empty mortar]

😭

[empty mortar]

just not about a4 in fianchetto KID

[lament prawn]

owned fr

[limpid viper]

chat who do you think won 💀

[lament prawn]

you

[limpid viper]

i deadass gotta stop resigning after blundering

cause players at my elo range are actual drones

[empty mortar]

just play on we all hang pieces

[empty mortar]

you obv

ur up a full negative piece

[empty mortar]

lmao

he totall mustve slipped

[limpid viper]

was lost anyway tbh

[empty mortar]

I just wonder why the rook was still on c1 with ur rook on c8

[limpid viper]

if its a simple endgame like that i would not lose

[empty mortar]

pick ur time control duh, theres like more settings, custom time

[limpid viper]

had to have been no thought put into this move

[empty mortar]

oh

[royal pivot]

"haha i attack knight"

[empty mortar]

bishop v rook isnt resignable YET

people trust their opponents with endgames way too much

I think I won atleast 5 lost / drawn endgames in the last couple of hrs

[royal pivot]

im scared of endgames i never win them

[empty mortar]

practice, practice, practice

play openings where you trade everything into equal endgames and try to out play ur opponents

ur elo?

[balmy python]

do lichess endgame puzzles too those r so good

[empty mortar]

puzzles too but nothing beats real experience

where ur under pressure from time and your opponent

both players will make slight mistakes in a rook endgame

[willow owl]

Knows allat theory just to get fodderized by zigzag who plays g4 cuz it takes his opponents "out of theory"

[azure pivot]

Activating his rook, truly a principled player that plays by the book

[empty mortar]

also I played g4 to get bones out of theory lmao

[azure pivot]

explain

[empty mortar]

photoshop

[willow owl]

@fleet dove this guy is glazing you so much that you turned white bro

[royal pivot]

900

[limpid viper]

i somehow have a better score against zigzag than bones tho 💀

[empty mortar]

not true

[fleet dove]

what did they say

[willow owl]

Lil bro deleted his message

[hexed oracle]

is it worth learning the slav?

[empty mortar]

yes

[limpid viper]

"bones doesn't lose"

[willow owl]

@empty mortar said you never lose😭

[limpid viper]

just play the nimzo fr

[empty mortar]

don't let that boost his ego too much man

[royal pivot]

was this guy high 😭

[empty mortar]

mid at best

[fleet dove]

I lose plenty

[hexed oracle]

I do not know how to respond to d4 other than KID or Pirc and I lose most of the times 😭

[willow owl]

Play e6 before Nf6

[limpid viper]

his ego can't get much bigger dw

[fleet dove]

but I don't lose when I don't want to lose

[hexed oracle]

isn't it hard to memorise?

[empty mortar]

can I play you when you don't want to lose this time

I've prepared for janowski as white

[limpid viper]

nah you don't even need that much theory

[fleet dove]

bro prepared the janowski

[hexed oracle]

cool

[fleet dove]

what in the world

[hexed oracle]

I'ma give it a try

[limpid viper]

cope

[empty mortar]

I watched janowski as black too its kinda cool

[willow owl]

This guy thinks hes fabiano caruana

[cosmic ruin]

Hey what resources do you guys use to learn openings

[azure pivot]

all that theory just to be 1000 bullet🥀

[empty mortar]

I have one bullet game why r u stalking me

[willow owl]

Also remember when you helped me with the nimzo for the prep against the gm?

[hexed oracle]

I got on my list to learn the Panov so I can counter caro and now nimzo

[empty mortar]

and its from 2022

[willow owl]

And you made it very clear that you're supposed to play Nf6 before e6

[empty mortar]

"panov" "counter" in the same sentence

[limpid viper]

aight i no longer like you

[fleet dove]

I do

[limpid viper]

mfs learning the panov

[willow owl]

I didnt know the panov even existed until @radiant swan told me

[azure pivot]

panov is exchange caro right

[fleet dove]

you wanna play rn?

[empty mortar]

ye if u can

but only like 2-4 games

[fleet dove]

okie dokie

[willow owl]

And yk how you made it very clear that 1.e6 is not a nimzo because it allows e4

[empty mortar]

I've sent on cc I hope you can see it

[fleet dove]

indeed

[limpid viper]

2400 bullet asking these questions

this is why bullet players are cooked

[empty mortar]

skull emoji

[azure pivot]

then u can transpose into e6 b6!

[azure pivot]

people that are 2k with extensive theory knowledge just have to have some sort of condition

[limpid viper]

chill on bones

[azure pivot]

like all that theory just to blunder a knight fork 20 moves in

[kindred crypt]

hello

[willow owl]

I was black and my opponent played d4 and i went e6 and then they played e4💀

[heady grove]

Anyone up for a game?

[willow owl]

Bro was an opening lesson

[bitter niche]

0-1

[hexed oracle]

rn in Turkye imagine I go up in ELO again cuz I get a sudden revelation 😭

[frank tide]

vaguely yes? i think it's c4 after the exchange

[limpid viper]

1269 blitz games in the last 90 days am i cooked

[azure pivot]

precision🥶

[orchid sedge]

If you actually focus on opening principles and principles in general you need like no theory whatsoever to 1800/1900 elo tbh

[hexed oracle]

gonna reach 1600 fr fr this week

[bitter niche]

holy thats half the games ive played on my 6 year old account

[willow owl]

Holy i didnt expect to summon you sir

[orchid sedge]

why did you play 1.. e6 if you're not comfortable with french 😭

[willow owl]

Sure lets see you try to surpass me

[limpid viper]

thats just cause you don't play alot ngl

3k games in 6 years get those numbers up tf

[orchid sedge]

when I hear g4 I get summoned sir

[hexed oracle]

who knows

[rustic blade]

..

[hexed oracle]

maybe one time

[bitter niche]

I had an opponent in unrated blitz blunder a piece, blunder the rest on purpose, stall for two minutes, rematched me just to get fools mated 5 times

[willow owl]

I was trying to play nimzo but because I had just came off a session of swimming 3km my brain didnt function and i went d6🙏

[polar kelp]

Guys i pressed play and then nothing happened then when i press it again it says "cant create challenge because you are currently playing" WHILE I AM NOT, what do i do

[bitter niche]

i also didnt rly use the account for a few years, so theres that

i study more than i play i think ive done more puzzles than games

[willow owl]

Sir im not a sir

[hexed oracle]

tell him to come rated or no balls

[limpid viper]

yea im the complete opposite i play don't study

[willow owl]

@fleet dove was so disappointed he didnt even respond

[coarse silo]

guys check this lol
https://www.twitch.tv/top_g3_/clip/TastyRespectfulClintWoofer-5QsQIW_9x8nNjw2-

[willow owl]

[bitter niche]

no imbed perms pinky

[polar kelp]

nuh uh no advertising 😎

i can tell this is an alt

[bitter niche]

dude my neck is so sore

[hexed oracle]

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[hexed oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1408110397659156653/9wrwss.gif

[coarse silo]

you must be so fun in real life

[polar kelp]

LOL

[noble swan]

I’m bored of the Italian game, what other good openings for white are there? I’m a 290 elo chess player btw

[polar kelp]

he is.

[willow owl]

Bro is silverking from temu

[polar kelp]

fichato spanish, vienna

[hexed oracle]

Little baby dropped his pacifier 😭?

[sand tundra]

yall

[polar kelp]

THEN g4 !!

[sand tundra]

there was someone who had his sense of touch and nerves restored by implanting a brain chip with AI

[bitter niche]

i guarantee you arent playing the italian right, also doesnt matter just develop your pieces and stop hanging them and youll get to 1000 in no time

[sand tundra]

crazy world we live in

[hexed oracle]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Birds-Opening-Double-Duck-Formation

[noble swan]

So chess openings don’t matter?

[sand tundra]

not until later

[bitter niche]

whyd you ping mods

[willow owl]

Are you the "if i had started earlier i would be gm" guy or do you just have the same pfp

[polar kelp]

100% draw?! What 💀

[hexed oracle]

self promotion

[noble swan]

Why?

[sand tundra]

im that guy

[coarse silo]

cz he's a good boy

[bitter niche]

they do but at your elo you arent even playing the "opening" the way its played and just blunder a piece on move 7 every time

[sand tundra]

because it doesnt make a difference g

[polar kelp]

ye and you are a bad one go back to the naughty corner

[bitter niche]

who gives a shit lol, just saying you dont have to click on his twitch clip

[willow owl]

I mean it doesn't not matter you can still blunder scholars mate or a piece but as long as you dont blunder any pieces and just do normal development you should be fine

[limpid viper]

aight someone ping the mods on shreksdad too non chess related talk

[coarse silo]

stfu ISIS

[noble swan]

Well ok, when do I learn an opening and which one?

[bitter niche]

neurolink is that you

[azure pivot]

thats a very nice move

[sand tundra]

wont be relevant for now

[polar kelp]

LMAO THE SECOND TIME I GET CALLED THAT TODAY

[sand tundra]

just focus on tactics for now#

[polar kelp]

it is not isis.

[noble swan]

Ok

[hexed oracle]

I could come rn and promote a profile of mine on a nsfw website wouldnt that be self promotion?

[willow owl]

Wild what rating are you know. You said you would get 2000 by the end of the year no?

[azure pivot]

Apparently only move here is winning for black otherwise you are losing

[sand tundra]

do puzzles as much as you can

[coarse silo]

so it's confirmed

[chilly grail]

how to improve in blitz\

[sand tundra]

no i said in 1 year as in 12 months

[torn arrow]

Can some of yall vote in the off topic channel I would appreciate it

[bitter niche]

is twitch an nsfw website?

why are you suggesting you have an onlyfans or something

[noble swan]

I can’t because it costs money

[limpid viper]

weak

[sand tundra]

lichess solves this for free

[bitter niche]

lichess

[azure pivot]

Find blacks only winning move

[polar kelp]

the only thing that is confirmed is that your iq doesnt surpass a gold fish

[polar kelp]

SAC THE ROOKKKK