💬〡chess-talk

[sleek crystal]

pawn take knight

[pallid hemlock]

Check bxg6

[misty rune]

Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.

[limpid viper]

How I feel after finding the best move by looking at the move list

Wsp weaker player

[pallid hemlock]

Damn didnt see the moves list

[kindred crypt]

bishop takes f6

[pallid hemlock]

💔

[bitter niche]

he said no money was spent on his profile 😭

[runic relic]

Well, this's when everything go down badly

[pallid hemlock]

How does bishop take f6

[orchid sedge]

don't they just transpose to each other

[limpid viper]

Shreksdad did you see the game I threw yesterday in rapid

[bitter niche]

no i dont watch your games

[pallid hemlock]

Meaning?

[kindred crypt]

g6* i read wrong

[pallid hemlock]

Alr

[orchid sedge]

the variation transpose

[limpid viper]

I was playing some 60 year old shitty fm and I lost when I was +5

I was up a whole knight and just gave it back for no reason 💀

[kindred crypt]

in yesterday's tourney i had 2 games in where both me and my opponent blundered queens through tactics

[pallid hemlock]

Just name the move

[bitter niche]

thats just being 500 dawg

[stone epoch]

Proof that you don't need openings at 1500

[kindred crypt]

we were all 1600 fide 😭

[limpid viper]

Strongest panov player

[orchid sedge]

you were a shitass guy in breaking bad too, at least till season 3 because I didn't watch it all

[bitter niche]

proof that you need openings

[pallid hemlock]

1600 fide was tuff when base elo wasnt 1400 💔

[bitter niche]

how are you 1600 fide and like 1600 cc

[limpid viper]

Actually is this the panov player

[kindred crypt]

did you know jessee dies in season 4 episde 10

[misty rune]

Oh. But I improved and Better call Saul is a fantastic show, I love Jimmy

[gentle gorge]

same bro same.. same thing happened to me, i play an englund gambit vs a 2000 fide, and was up a piece.. then i lost my advantage

[misty rune]

Shh don't give them spoilers

[kindred crypt]

im 1600 fide and 1600cc, fide is easier than cc ngl

[stone epoch]

I'm 1630 fide and around 1400 cc cause it's a diff atmosphere when it's classical

[gentle gorge]

bruh i havent seen it yet ty

[stone epoch]

you don't get much distraction

[pallid hemlock]

How is your fide the same as cc wtf

[bitter niche]

bro i need to get my otb rating up if 1600 otb is 1600 cc nowadays

[orchid sedge]

1. Bxg6+ Kh8 2. Rxf7 Rxf7 3. Bxf7,

2. Rxf7 Rxf7 2. Bxg6+ Kh8 3. Bxf7 with a transpostion

[kindred crypt]

yeah he overdosed on cornerpoppers

[oblique dagger]

Im 3000 fide and 1400 cc

[bitter niche]

i have a tournament 8/31 im lowkey winning every game

[kindred crypt]

nah im just much better otb than online

[orchid sedge]

if that's true you're fzucking disgusting of a person for spoiling that

[kindred crypt]

i have better otb vision

[limpid viper]

Lowkey 1600 fide players are not that good since the base elo got changed

[kindred crypt]

i got 1600 fide while i was 1100 cc

[bitter niche]

people play less stupid shit otb

[tawdry mango]

it's not normal. usually CC rating is like 300-800 higher than fide

[misty field]

yea there is no clasicall in chesscom true

[orchid sedge]

Hmm okay sir

[bitter niche]

yeah thats what im saying

[kindred crypt]

lies, i faced 2 guys that played the latvian gambit

[misty rune]

In fide rapid?

[bitter niche]

thats a good gambit

[kindred crypt]

my momma used to tell me i was abnormal :D

[kindred crypt]

it's dogshit

[orchid sedge]

below 1700 fide everything happens

[tawdry mango]

what country did u play your tournaments in

[kindred crypt]

blitz

[kindred crypt]

argentina

[last scroll]

@villfy

[orchid sedge]

Ninzowitsch couldn't refute it, how would below 1700 fide guys refute it if they haven't seen it with an engine

it's not that bad if you don't know the refutation

[kindred crypt]

now that im better than i was 4 months ago i bet i could reach 1700 fide

[last scroll]

@small vigil sent

[wet hollow]

Below 2100*
And you are 99% of the reason

[orchid sedge]

800??????

[kindred crypt]

dog you just play normal natural moves and you end up with a 2 pawn advantage

[tawdry mango]

how can you reach 1600 FIDE in a decently ok chess country while being 1100 on CC. that is pretty crazy

[wet hollow]

Menteur the stuff you play online, do you play it in otb too?

[orchid sedge]

in blitz and rapid ye

[kindred crypt]

im telling you, im better otb than online

now that im 1600cc i bet i can reach 1700 fide

[orchid sedge]

in classical sometimes I do

[kindred crypt]

i just have like no fide rated tournaments near me

[orchid sedge]

I play king's gambit in classical but other gambits nahh

[rancid prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-down-squid-game-squid-game-3-aura-farming-gi-hun-staring-gif-5741960497465765584

[zenith pollen]

Hi

[rancid prairie]

I play the london

[kindred crypt]

harpy enbed fail

[pallid hemlock]

The thing is
After Bxg6 kh6 we play R6d7

Not bxf7

[rancid prairie]

No gif perms

[kindred crypt]

i play the london-dutch against the london

[pallid hemlock]

Is kings indian hated?

[orchid sedge]

Yesterday bro feared my kg and instead of playing 1.. e5 which he plays almost always online and otb he played a dragon and got mated on move 21

[rancid prairie]

Kings scammer

[kindred crypt]

also, otb i see a lot more 1.d4 than 1.e4

last tourney i had 3 games as black and every single one was against 1d4

[orchid sedge]

not as much as other openings

[rancid prairie]

Darwin opening best opening fr

[orchid sedge]

that's just coincidence probably

[kindred crypt]

i mean i like that, 1600 fide dont know what to do against the dutch

[limpid viper]

Should be

[kindred crypt]

the one before that i had 3 games as black and all either english or 1.d4

[rancid prairie]

I loose all the games when I play

It

[kindred crypt]

and the english transposed into 1.d4 anyways

[limpid viper]

Kings Indian defence specifically is dog shit

[pallid hemlock]

When you play kings indian or play against kings indian

[steel knoll]

guys i disabled my account, can i re open it? i was taking break

[rancid prairie]

With

[kindred crypt]

it's gone, forever

[pallid hemlock]

Interesting

[tawdry mango]

message support

[limpid viper]

Cause it’s ass

[rancid prairie]

Real

[steel knoll]

they said u have to open new one

[limpid viper]

Don’t play ts

[kindred crypt]

my dad likes the pirc a lot

[orchid sedge]

maybe people play D4 more in your area then, at least in my country it's like 50% e4 40% d4

[kindred crypt]

he's like 750

[kindred crypt]

damn

[limpid viper]

Let me play him I want to adopt your dad

[orchid sedge]

what would you recommend else than that the opening master sit 🥺

[boreal quarry]

are there areas?

[limpid viper]

Anything else

[orchid sedge]

areas in like your city, the are you play in yk

[limpid viper]

My openings are shit I just know the kid is shit too

[orchid sedge]

idk if it's ragebait at this point

[sleek crystal]

cheese

[limpid viper]

Whoever decided it was a good idea to recommend the kid to beginners was a dumbass

[tawdry mango]

open a new one then...?

[limpid viper]

I am dead serious

It’s not a good opening

[winter grove]

:D

[pallid hemlock]

I face d4 more than e4

[orchid sedge]

recommending kid to beginner is one oft he worst advices ever, but above 2000 online I feel like it's just by far the best long-term openings for attacking players

[hoary verge]

sacced my bishop at 12:30 am

[limpid viper]

Okay above 2000 ig it’s fine

[pallid hemlock]

I play kings indian

[kindred crypt]

no, i dont want him to get discouraged

[pallid hemlock]

Against d4

[hoary verge]

i just d6 Nc6

[pallid hemlock]

And i win, a lot with it

[orchid sedge]

it's the same with french as black, I would never recommend it to a beginner

[limpid viper]

But specifically from my experience I get told to play the kid and I just get touched every game

[hoary verge]

KID is op

[kindred crypt]

KIA against french is where its at

[pallid hemlock]

Nimzo is good

[kindred crypt]

bogoljubov indian or nimzowistch indian?

[winter grove]

I think I see the idea, maybe

[orchid sedge]

you don't get good habits which you should be taught as a beginner while playing kid, I think that's the biggest problem with it, you losing is probably just because you didn't know the ideas or it didn't feat your style

[winter grove]

I like the nimzo

[limpid viper]

Ngl tho idk if even at 2k rapid people can play the kid

[pallid hemlock]

I m 1900 and i can easily play it

[winter grove]

Hikaru loves the king's indian

[limpid viper]

I won against a 1900 in 14 moves who was playing the kid

[pallid hemlock]

For short term, yea its passive but huge long term advantages

[pallid hemlock]

Maybe not every 1900 can handle it

[turbid garden]

Guys can someone rewiew my game please i gotta make a chess Brillaincy edit asap

[winter grove]

I just usually don't play the KID because I don't know it well

[orchid sedge]

if they understand the idea that you CAN give up the centre and WHY do you do that, and HOW to fight against it, and they had previous experiences with openings that give black space then I feel it's okay okay

[pallid hemlock]

Yeh

[orchid sedge]

I feel like Slav and 1.. e5/1..c6 and some sicilians are the openings that should be pretty much only played up to 2000

[kindred crypt]

alright you weirdos, im gonna read now, peace

[orchid sedge]

if you're serious about improving long-term

[orchid sedge]

bye bye sir

[winter grove]

controversial opinion

[open ridge]

Yo SOMBODY 1v1 me on my alt

[shy dust]

Lets goo I beat a 1997 blitz today on chess.com

[winter grove]

Why your alt

[orchid sedge]

but I feel like I'm pretty much right

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-shaking-head-nahh-nah-reaction-gif-15346627579211822268

[orchid sedge]

but most of my opinions are not mine mine, but mostly influenced by andras

[open ridge]

Cause my other needs some stupid verification thing and I don’t feel like it

[limpid viper]

I lost to a 1300 yesterday 🔥

[orchid sedge]

why do you think otherwise then

[shy dust]

Soon you'll be 1300 🔥

[pallid hemlock]

I always do the smith morra against sicilian

[winter grove]

Any opening can be played at any level, it's what makes chess so diverse

[pallid hemlock]

Its funny how effective it is even at higher ratings

[shy dust]

No Alapin?

[open ridge]

Yo guys Magnus or Ronaldo

[limpid viper]

I’m above 1300 bro

[pallid hemlock]

Messi

[gentle gorge]

magnus

[brazen galleon]

Skibidi skill issue xD

[open ridge]

Yea

[pallid hemlock]

Nah

[winter grove]

what's the elo

[open ridge]

On my alt it’s 230 lol I just started it

[limpid viper]

True

[shy dust]

You can't play scholars mate or 1.e4 f5 you'll get punished for it

[winter grove]

I think the only time as white I played the alapin was only to get the book

[shy dust]

I play alapin. Im thinking to try out smith morra ngl

[winter grove]

Scholars mate isn't an opening, it's a mate

[open ridge]

SOMBODY 1V1

[winter grove]

On your main.

What is your actual elo.

[open ridge]

uhh about 16 to 17

[pallid hemlock]

Try fried liver at 2k rating

[shy dust]

Alr Napoleon's attack or wayward queen. You can't play that at 1500

[shy dust]

Yeah lmao you'll get punished

[winter grove]

You can, it's just stupid

[pallid hemlock]

You definitely should

[idle oracle]

sure

[shy dust]

Yeah:)

[orchid sedge]

They CAN be played, but my argument is that if you want to improve long-term, you should play principled openings that let you take and control the centre, give you space, where you develop your pieces activly, and castle quickly, which openings like kid, french, nimzo larsen etc. don't do

[open ridge]

Alt

[shy dust]

Just because you can does not mean you should

[winter grove]

Or you find whatever works for you, everything doesn't have to be principled for it to work

[pallid hemlock]

The best opening if you know how to play it is deutz

[shy dust]

I play KID but I would not recommend it to U2000s

[pallid hemlock]

Gambit

[idle oracle]

send challenge link

[open ridge]

Ale

[zenith jay]

manter 🙁

:(

[limpid viper]

I wouldn’t recommend it to over 2000s

[orchid sedge]

If you have a coach as a beginner and he says you should play stuff like kid and french as your first openings, that's just not great to build fundamentals and habits that beginners need to learn. If they won't it WILL lead to pleatoues, frustration etc.

[ruby mirage]

Who doesn’t want to play

[open ridge]

https://link.chess.com/play/4J3Fjg

[shy dust]

I don't remember asking.

[shy dust]

True.

[orchid sedge]

The openings like kid and french work, but they don't build habits that beginner needs to learn is what I'm saying. If you're at like 2300, play whatever you feel like.

[idle oracle]

send unrated

[limpid viper]

Too bad

[open ridge]

So,body join

[orchid sedge]

Exactly.

[kindred crypt]

hi

[rugged plover]

same i played Italian for like 2000 games i dont think i mastered it but that is why chess is so special

[orchid sedge]

heyya

[ruby mirage]

I had a coach as beginner but not i’m just beating him so i need a new one

[open ridge]

https://link.chess.com/play/Y63fRz

[shy dust]

You really need to know your stuff for KID otherwise you'll end up worse/lose

[pallid hemlock]

Ytho

[ruby mirage]

💯

[shy dust]

What is your elo?

[zenith jay]

why dont you talk in the gc :(

[limpid viper]

I am the greatest authority on under and over 2000s opening choices cause I lie on the line of 2000

[small vigil]

SOLVE

[shy dust]

Nimzo Indian GOATed tho

[orchid sedge]

I don't enjoy it and it's kinda dead

[ruby mirage]

I got you beat, I’m exactly 2000

[winter grove]

I go by what I like, I know how to defend against openings with the defenses I prefer

[pallid hemlock]

Bxg6

[limpid viper]

I am too

[shy dust]

Ts tuff?

[pallid hemlock]

Or Rxf7

[idle oracle]

Rxg6

[limpid viper]

My blitz is lacking tho

[shy dust]

He's fake 2k he lost to a 1300 yesterday 🥀

[slim harbor]

Me who spammed KID when i was 600 elo👁️ 👄 👁️

[ruby mirage]

💀💀💀💀💀

[shy dust]

Not good.

[ruby mirage]

5/5 skulls

[shy dust]

Real.

[winter grove]

bxg6 ?

[shy dust]

I'm 1900 blitz how do i get to 2000 blitz?

[limpid viper]

I need to get 2k blitz

[slim harbor]

i still won those

[small vigil]

I lost to 1400 today me is 2k

real

[shy dust]

Yeah because 600s are trash lmao they dont care about their pieces

[ruby mirage]

Idk i was 1900 a week ago

I just have 1AM motivation

[shy dust]

💔🥀

[shy dust]

🔥

[winter grove]

I'm fine in my 1100-1200 blitz tilt range

[open ridge]

Yo ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ on my main

[winter grove]

I know I'll randomly hit a win streak

[orchid sedge]

I mean to play KID you don't really need much to play the opening (play for ..e5, if they lock the structure with d5 remember ..a5, ..Nd7-c5 ideas, and play for ..F5 and attack on the kingside with kingside pawns), but you need some proper understanding of space, centre and piece activity, that you learn as a beginner by playing proper, principled openings.

[ruby mirage]

I just learn 1 specific opening and analyse all my blunders and misses, just that

[rugged plover]

i want to get to 1750 i am 1650 now my opening are mess

[gilded flare]

1200 -> 1400😭

[shy dust]

What about the 150 attack and samisch? That what I meant by saying "You need to know your stuff in KID"

[winter grove]

sometimes I don't even know a proper way to defend certain openings and just play on position

[pallid hemlock]

I fell from 1750 to 1650 in blitz due to doing dumb stuff

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/anish-giri-tilt-tilted-angry-chess-gif-22872711

[shy dust]

Na6 is also an idea in KID iirc

[rugged plover]

i fell from 1730

[orchid sedge]

Hmm, yeah that's also something that should be thought, how to stop early attacks, you're right on that.

[orchid sedge]

Yeah, ..Na6/d7-c5

[winter grove]

Why

[buoyant warren]

@river yoke

[shy dust]

If a 1500 plays KID they're cooked. Why? Because they probably saw it on some clickbaity yt vid.

[winter grove]

actually let me open analysis because I don't have the board memorized

[pallid hemlock]

Anyone wanna see a crazy game where i was down 6 points of material and it was still an equal position?

[orchid sedge]

And that's something you learn by playing principled openings and playing principled chess ^^^^^^^^

[pallid hemlock]

☠️

[orchid sedge]

EXACTLYYYY

[slim harbor]

even 1600s blunder 2 pieces still they play and ultimately lose

[winter grove]

I also just said I don't have the board memorized so I might not be visioning it right

[shy dust]

1600s are ahh too. Everyone is trash. Some people are more trash than others.

[chilly ingot]

day 7 of not saying batter is too handsome but actually saying it

[shy dust]

Semi Slav is good though. It is principled and is fun

[chilly ingot]

✌️

[oblique dagger]

What am i

[shy dust]

||Mine;)||

[oblique dagger]

YOOOOOO

I won

[shy dust]

I got rizz fr

[orchid sedge]

There's a weak square on c5, and Black wants to control it via ..Na6/d7-c5

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-cat-capoo-blue-bug-cat-tail-gif-10566221701026217428

[wet hollow]

CM by end of the year? 👀

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-anime-kissing-hop-on-chess-hop-on-chess-anime-kissing-gif-27444740

[shy dust]

Against bg5 don't you go c5 anyways?

[pallid hemlock]

Check out this #chess game: varcan77 vs SuperSoya12 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/142279535058

[frosty peak]

varcan77 (1863) vs. SuperSoya12 (1889)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nf3 Bc5 4. c3 d6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Kf1 O-O 8. Bg5 h6 9. Bh4 Nc6 10. Qa4 a6 11. d5 b5 12. Bxb5 Ne5 13. Nxe5 dxe5 14. Bc6 Rb8 15. Qb3 Qd6 16. a3 Bc5 17. Qxb8 Bb6 18. Qa8 a5 19. Nc3 Nh5 20. Nb5 Qc5 21. Nc3 g5 22. Na4 Qd4 23. Nxb6 Qxb6 24. Bg3 Ba6+ 25. Qxa6 Qxa6+ 26. Ke1 f6 27. Rc1 Rb8 28. Rc2 Qd3 29. Rd2 Qb1+ 30. Rd1 Qxe4+ 31. Kd2 Rxb2+ 32. Kc3 

[pallid hemlock]

💩

Albert?!!!

[orchid sedge]

till the end of next year's summer 💔

[shy dust]

What is ur OTB rating?

[mortal bronze]

cookie was it you who killed me in among us

[mortal bronze]

how was your tournament manter?

[small jungle]

Like ruy lopez najdorf and grunfeld right

[shy dust]

I've seen a 400 catalan player bro 🥀

[orchid sedge]

You can go c5 or h6, g5 and then e5 I think, I only started playing kid like 5 days ago tho so I'm not so familiar with it

[winter grove]

Is it move 3 or 4

[small jungle]

I used to play the catalan at like 1200

[orchid sedge]

najdorf grunfleld principled stuff for beginners sure thing 😭

[shy dust]

Ah I see. I started playing it at 1950~ but recently started playing nimzo indian as well with good results

[orchid sedge]

move 8

[winter grove]

damn

[small jungle]

This is principled chess vro

[shy dust]

They're all theory heavy. Under U1000 Scotch is pretty good

[idle oracle]

lichess went down right as i was beating a 2200

[orchid sedge]

h6 g5 ideas are so pretty 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[pallid hemlock]

Ive seen a 400 playing dragon sicillian and beating a 1500

[winter grove]

Najdorf is 100% an opening for all levels

[shy dust]

I'd love to be black here

[mortal bronze]

no record exists now

[shy dust]

100% smurf or cheater

[magic zenith]

Let's goo 1400!! Gained 200 elo in one month!

[small jungle]

I destroyed some serbian grandpa in this position today

[wet hollow]

What

[orchid sedge]

scotch, or queens gambit are two things I would recommend

[small jungle]

It's-0.2 I think pretty equal

[mortal bronze]

so it wasn't you

[orchid sedge]

you played g5??

[small jungle]

Ye

[shy dust]

Humans are not engines mate

[wet hollow]

Bruh

[pallid hemlock]

The 400 had 2 blunders and the 1500 had 4 blunders tho

[orchid sedge]

woah good job

[mortal bronze]

was it???

[winter grove]

I think my winrate playing the spanish is lower than the italian even though I used to always play the ruy

[pallid hemlock]

☠️

[wet hollow]

No

[shy dust]

L*ndon system as well for U1000s since its basic af

[mortal bronze]

okay

[small jungle]

I got this idea from the goteborg variation

[shy dust]

Wtf 😭

[small jungle]

Which is pretty bad but it works here

[pallid hemlock]

Kid works good against london ngl

[runic relic]

Muzio Gambit went well

[shy dust]

I love spamming it against L*ndon players.

[sour vapor]

all beginners need to learn all variations of the sicilian, spanish and grunfeld

[pallid hemlock]

Trumpowski kinda irritates me

[sour vapor]

it is very important

[pallid hemlock]

When i try to play kid

[idle oracle]

i have an anti KID line

[shy dust]

Okay. Go on then. Start learning.

[idle oracle]

people keep falling for it

[shy dust]

I do not remember asking.

[orchid sedge]

London system is a system which I wouldn't recommend because of it, it breaks some basic principles and teaches bad habits, such as Developing Bishop before Knights etc.

[runic relic]

I started with Bird's Opening, Dutch Defense and King's Gambit

[sour vapor]

good point

[pallid hemlock]

Is it the trumpowski?

[winter grove]

nvm for rapid I have more wins with the spanish, but also more played games with it

[orchid sedge]

what is it sir

[idle oracle]

no its the e4 e5 pirc

[sour vapor]

birds...

[shy dust]

Fair enough

[idle oracle]

after Bf4 Nc3

[shy dust]

Jobava?

[mortal bronze]

@orchid sedge

[idle oracle]

transposes to pirc

[orchid sedge]

so transpose to jobava

[orchid sedge]

OH I DIDNT SEE THE MESAAGE SORRRYYU

[runic relic]

Yeah yeah, weak kingside heh, but i don't find it too much of a problem

[sour vapor]

theres nothing inherantly wrong with developing bishops before knights, beginners need to learn to take every principle with a grain of salt

[mortal bronze]

it's oki

[idle oracle]

jobava is with pawn on d5, in KID black plays d6

[small jungle]

Principles are good except when they aren't

[sour vapor]

if it works for you thats great, ive never learnt it personally

[sour vapor]

exactly

[orchid sedge]

Umm I had 4 points out of 7 and around +60 fide so pretty nice ;3

[runic relic]

It definitely works for me 😄

[gentle gorge]

twin i got muted for like 1 month for that

[shy dust]

Whats ur FIDE?

[orchid sedge]

Black can play and should play 3.. d5 though

[pallid hemlock]

Interesting

[idle oracle]

then it’s not a KID

[shy dust]

Its pirc then

[orchid sedge]

1860 classical

[sour vapor]

i respect bird players for being unique but i also hate going against it because i dont have a weapon for it

[shy dust]

Very nice.

[gentle gorge]

i just go f4 e5

[vital dagger]

I hate being black

[shy dust]

Just e5 d6 vro 💔

[orchid sedge]

it's not kid after 3.. Bg7 too

[sour vapor]

theres 2 meanings to this

[pallid hemlock]

What was your Fide before the base elo change?

[vital dagger]

Works both ways

[idle oracle]

how is that not KID

[runic relic]

From's Gambit? I will just convert it back to King's Gambit with 2. e4

[small jungle]

When 2000 vro

[sour vapor]

sure, but ive literally never studied it so how would i know

[gentle gorge]

nc6

[winter grove]

For blitz the spanish isn't in my top openings so I can't compare, but I do have a big win rate with the italian so I'd assume it's higher than the spanish in blitz

[pallid hemlock]

I just do the deutz gambit against italian and win

[small jungle]

Just learn deutz gambit vro

[pallid hemlock]

Half the player base does not know the right move after d4

[runic relic]

Nf3, enhancing kingside before doing anything else

[pallid hemlock]

Exactly

[runic relic]

Also i can prepare for Muzio Gambit line

[orchid sedge]

It's pretty wrong habit to learn though, in most situations it's far better to develop the Knights first, and London teaches a system aproach which I absolutely despise and I don't think it should be taught to people who want to Improve.

[sour vapor]

how have i never even heard of this before

[orchid sedge]

Yeah

[small jungle]

E4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 0-0 Nf6 d4 this is how I play it

[crystal hinge]

10 months later, im finally cool guys 😎

[pallid hemlock]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4 bc5 0-0 nf6 d4

[small jungle]

And if Nf6 instead of Bc5 then you play d4 and 0-0

[pallid hemlock]

Then the correct move for black is to capture with the bishop

[runic relic]

I think because it's quite risky

[sour vapor]

that is true, maybe it is kinda brainrot for beginners but at some point they have to learn that there are other options

[small jungle]

It's not risky really

[orchid sedge]

It's a transpositon to pirc then, KID is if White plays d4, c4 and not if D4 and e4

[pallid hemlock]

It has one of the highest win rates buddy

[willow owl]

Hi "The Manter"

[small jungle]

It's equal with correct play I think

[orchid sedge]

Other options..? Wdym by that

[sour vapor]

ig doesnt mean it isnt risky

[pallid hemlock]

Better for white

[runic relic]

Talk about gambit, this's what i really like to get to play

[fluid hatch]

Is LiChess down?

[pallid hemlock]

It isnt risky

[willow owl]

I swear i had never seen the muzio until yesterday and now I just see it everywhere. Flan popularized it or sum

[idle oracle]

fair enough, KID-esque setup then

[sour vapor]

just other openings and variations

[small jungle]

Wait till you hear about double muzio gambit

[idle oracle]

wait until Nakhmanson becomes mainstream

[runic relic]

Sadly that my opponents almost never went to Muzio Gambit

[lone totem]

Bro quit birds and went to kings gambit?

[pallid hemlock]

Bxd4 Nxd4 Nxd4 f4 d6 fxe5 dxe5 bg5 is how it goes

[orchid sedge]

It's amazing if Black actually plays ..g5-g4, if not and they play ..Bg7, ..h6 etc., then you're just much worse

[pallid hemlock]

And white is positionally much much better

[orchid sedge]

I mean yeah

[winter grove]

I don't like the looks of it

[orchid sedge]

only thing that flan did was record a short which got 20 views 💔

[small jungle]

It's a good opening

Very tricky

[pallid hemlock]

How do people not know deutz gambit

[winter grove]

D5

[fleet dove]

ts ass

[willow owl]

I was 10 of them cuz i had it on repeat when i was on the toilet

[winter grove]

After that it's straight forward :/

[pallid hemlock]

dxe5

[small jungle]

After exd4?

[pallid hemlock]

What

[runic relic]

This's a game where i won in a similar idea of Muzio Gambit

[small jungle]

White has a slight edge

[willow owl]

Also hi basil

[runic relic]

Total destruction lol

[small jungle]

It's called Max lange attack

[pallid hemlock]

Wanna do a match with deutz? @winter grove

[mossy fox]

Wow

[winter grove]

I like the italian gambit better

[willow owl]

I know about the triple muzio vro who even invented this shi

[thorny badge]

are there any people with a fide title in this server?

[winter grove]

sure

[empty mortar]

"deutz gambit" pack it up twin 😭

[idle oracle]

yes

[willow owl]

Why have i heard about this before

[pallid hemlock]

Send over your id

[willow owl]

@mortal bronze is wcm

[empty mortar]

deadass?

[pallid hemlock]

Imma play you from my alt

[winter grove]

I want a fide rating but the USCF wants me to pay then 56 bucks for a membership, and I know I'm not gonna be a gm so I'm not in a rush

[lone totem]

Deutzgambit mentioned, mid opening

[orchid sedge]

After ..g5-g4? It's hella amazing before that it's trash

[empty mortar]

see this person gets me

[pallid hemlock]

Goated opening

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-of-rah-eyeofrah-eye-of-rah-dread-eye-of-rah-dreads-i-bought-a-property-in-egypt-gif-5564801161099745076

[crystal hinge]

Best opening for 500-1000 tbh

[fleet dove]

everything in the kings gambit is trash

[empty mortar]

can we promote real openings, you're a bad influence to the youth

[orchid sedge]

there is a lot lot

[orchid sedge]

I would beat your ass in king's gambit

[pallid hemlock]

Deutz is a real opening

And its an effective one

[empty mortar]

stop the cap

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-gif-27639113

[runic relic]

To be fair, it's just aggresive, not really bad though

[winter grove]

I don't PLAY the italian gambit, I play giuoco piano

[empty mortar]

crazy shade being thrown

[crystal hinge]

I do 😞

[fleet dove]

this is false I have refuted the kings gambit

[orchid sedge]

This move order is just bad

[empty mortar]

e6 a6 0-1

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-gif-23701542

[ornate valley]

egg gambit is fine (push e pawn then g then too g)

[orchid sedge]

with Bonch-Osmolovsky??? 😭

good luck with that sir

[modern rain]

anyone up for a chess match

[sour vapor]

interesting 😭

[oblique dagger]

🤫

[wet hollow]

I have refuted chess

[empty mortar]

glorious king mentioned

[willow owl]

@mortal bronze played in titled Tuesday bro

[fleet dove]

with 1...c5

[wet hollow]

Any side I play, I win 🤫 🥶

[wet hollow]

Personally, I have refuted that with 2. c3

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/какой-же-я-всё-таки-крутой-офигенный-босс-классный-лучший-gif-9956526929085457014

[modern rain]

chess>>

[fleet dove]

this is refuted with 2...Nf6

[orchid sedge]

1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4 3. Nf3 g5 4. is a better move order

[modern rain]

chess match??

[orchid sedge]

This is refuted with 2.. e5, sorry sir.

[wet hollow]

Which is refuted with 3. e5 and 50 more engine moves

[fleet dove]

e5 nd5 then shake hands the game is a draw because the alapin is boring

[ornate valley]

egg gambid is best bro what are u talkin about

[wet hollow]

Along with 1... c5

[orchid sedge]

play 2.. e5 its not anymore

[winter grove]

@pallid hemlock check dms

[fleet dove]

no thanks

[orchid sedge]

pin of shame

[fleet dove]

objectively incorrect take

[lean hatch]

I blundered my queen and my opponent resigned 🙏

[pallid hemlock]

Okay

[fleet dove]

if you played 2.Nf3 3.d4 maybe it wouldn't be so boring

[orchid sedge]

refusing that is like refusing a million dollars from Elon musk 😞

[lone totem]

Greenflower would like to object

[winter grove]

Like I said I've never played the alapin as white other than to get the book

[limpid viper]

Only thing I play against the Sicilian

[small jungle]

It's this

[wet hollow]

If you played 1... c6*

[willow owl]

Ah nah not this ive prepped against it

[lone totem]

Laugh at this user

[willow owl]

Hi boss

[fossil bloom]

Hikaru can beat blud 10^10 times in a row 😭🙏

[empty mortar]

so real

[empty mortar]

not if he sits at the chessboard and plays with himself

also stop dodging me and run rated

[small jungle]

Really fun to play

[empty mortar]

ur getting farmed twin there's no escape

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/серега-пират-чсв-gif-17440900333172451287

[fossil bloom]

tomorrow fo sho
If not y'all can mass report my account

It's 11pm for me with low battery

[wet hollow]

Why is that one word censored?

[empty mortar]

I cant tmr lol

[orchid sedge]

this is amazing 😍😻😍

[empty mortar]

dw about it I'll catch you later this week

[ornate valley]

because "ахуе**ый" is curse word in russian

[lone totem]

Which noob didnt play Bxd4

[fossil bloom]

Let's do a 10 game match, settle a date

[empty mortar]

idk I can't promise that far ahead, buy probably weekend

[wet hollow]

Ngl, english upside down looks Russian

like "a" upside down" is almost "e"

[fleet dove]

hello

[lone totem]

Yeah no youre alone on this one

[fleet dove]

woat take

[fleet dove]

greenflower would be wrong

[wet hollow]

Why did this 1200 hating me and has me blocked

[wet hollow]

Absolutely NOT

[lone shell]

someone 500 elo or more wanna play with me (300 elo)

[fossil bloom]

@fallow coyote

[orchid sedge]

After Bxd4 is there this famous piece sac line with like F4 stuff?

[lone shell]

what ?

[orchid sedge]

or what do you play after Bxd4

[wet hollow]

I mean "a" upside down is "e"
did yall notice that "y" upside down is lambda?

May not look russian but still shocking

[lone totem]

Yes the famous forced draw known as the deutz gambit

[fossil bloom]

Oh it said 500 not 5000,my fault gng

[ornate valley]

eng: y Y, ru: у У

[empty mortar]

lambda is indeed not russian

[wet hollow]

It looks like it makes sense

[hearty grail]

Hey guys I need 1 urgent help pls send me your games where you played like a true champ and performed brilliant moves pls

[empty mortar]

no, get good and get lost

[lone shell]

oh ok so u wanna play ?

[wet hollow]

Learn chess before talking to me

[ornate valley]

фуу не обзывайся в чате

[wet hollow]

Read chess instead

[fleet dove]

lambda is used in cyrllic script in fact

[hearty grail]

I am just asking games to learn bro

[fleet dove]

especially in places like bulgaria

[empty mortar]

huh where

[wet hollow]

Ok 1300 ✌️

[runic relic]

My opponent just blundered. Guess the brilliant move i played next

[hearty grail]

Why are you so rude

[lone shell]

someone 500 elo+ wanna play with me ?\

[fleet dove]

for л

[magic zenith]

.

[empty mortar]

i don't see how thats related to lambda but maybe idk

[zenith jay]

How to Move the Pieces

[orchid sedge]

is viable in classical? I need some surprise weapon after 1.. E5 and it seems interesting

[fleet dove]

it's stylized with lambda often

[fossil bloom]

@brazen ibex can play

[empty mortar]

alr alr

[empty mortar]

bro nitin has to study I gave him sm theory

[wet hollow]

No matter how you look at Polish, it looks like gibberish ✌️

[mortal bronze]

waaoww nicee. did you cross 2k yet?

[cosmic topaz]

Yoo Hakla srk

[ornate valley]

че сказал бялть

куда завали тебе там

[empty mortar]

read exactly like its written btw

[lone shell]

oh sad

[gentle gorge]

oh my dayz uncle light mode

[empty mortar]

<@&745328830649991179>

[ornate valley]

ну держись щас фаталити будет

[magic zenith]

Im quite famous

[empty mortar]

years of exprience cry about it

[mortal bronze]

am guy bro

[orchid sedge]

not yet 💔

[lone totem]

Against good players like me, nope
Play some non-drawish like birds attack

[empty mortar]

ur a low hanging fruit to insult lmao its too easy

[night hatch]

no shot lichess and chess.com are down

[fleet dove]

bro said "good players like me"

[ornate valley]

КРИНЖ-АЛЕРТ! 🚨 ВНИМАНИЕ! Обнаружен юзер с буквой «t» в нике! 🫵😭 Это же просто катастрофа масштаба Discord-сервера! 👺

Ты даже не представляешь, как движутся фигуры в шахматах! 🤯 Конь ходит буквой «Г», а не в сторону бургера! 🐴❌🍔 Ты думаешь, что ферзь — это жена короля, которая печёт пироги? 👑💀 А ладья у тебя вообще ассоциируется только с «Игрой престолов»! 🏰🔥

И да, мы все знаем, что ты американец! 🇺🇸🍟 Ты пытаешься играть в шахматы, но путаешь пат с чизкейком! 🧀🤓 Твои шахматные сеты приходят с картошкой фри и колой! 🥤🍟

В общем, вердикт:
ТЫ — КРИНЖ!
Иди учи правила, пока не проиграл мат в один ход! ♟️😭✌️

P.S.: Шах и мат, «t»-юзер! Но ты это поймёшь только через 5 бизнес-дней! 🗽💸

[fossil bloom]

Если вы можете это прочитать, знайте, что Украина — независимое суверенное государство.

[wet hollow]

<@&745328830649991179> this person being nothing but rude ngl

[fleet dove]

MODS please BAN all russians from the server NOW

[lone totem]

@orchid sedge actually, play e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 c3 Nf6 d4 exd4 b4!!

[limpid viper]

That’s ur internet gang

[mortal bronze]

what's your elo after the +60?

[orchid sedge]

birds attack is too ruy lopezy for me

[empty mortar]

degree says otherwise 🏴‍☠️

[wet hollow]

ESPECIALLY @fluid ridge
(jk)

[fleet dove]

facts

get that guy OUT OF HERE

[hollow viper]

how to improve skills

[orchid sedge]

oh the dubov thingy? yea it's pretty amazing 😍

[empty mortar]

one time mods arent on

[limpid viper]

He’s connected tho so he kinda has more rights than you

[wet hollow]

Stop speaking communism bro

[lone totem]

Yeahh no one plays ts but its fire

[orchid sedge]

around 1900

[mortal bronze]

goood

[wet hollow]

Still lower rated than me so I kinda disagree with that

[fleet dove]

the mods are never on bruh

[mortal bronze]

i thought you were 1900 before as well so you are high 1900s now

[fleet dove]

I don't blame them tho

[orchid sedge]

I've seen it Gustafsson 1. E4 part 1, isn't it a pretty popular course?

[mortal bronze]

pretty good for your age

[fleet dove]

who would want to spend extended periods of time in the cc discord

[limpid viper]

But unconnected

[fluid ridge]

lol😂

[orchid sedge]

what was your fide the lst time you played

[trail tulip]

didnt chess go woke

[trail tulip]

menteur chan 😮

[limpid viper]

Me

[potent gulch]

Guys, I'm so freaking lucky, my opponent offered me a draw on this position 💀

[mortal bronze]

went from 1300 to 1200 in the last tournament i played

[fluid ridge]

Почему

[wet hollow]

Sorry I dont want people to know my real name tbh, I would connect if I didnt write my real name on chess.com 😹

[lone totem]

Hmm dunno, but ive def heard of the course

[limpid viper]

I basically own this server now

[hollow viper]

Bruh when i lose , i wait until timer finishes , opponent gets bored and quits

[fluid ridge]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[orchid sedge]

fide..?

[fleet dove]

that's why you're still 1800

[wet hollow]

Self snitch ahh

[mortal bronze]

he was feeling generous

[trail tulip]

and cookie chan 😮

[mortal bronze]

yes

[potent gulch]

What does poxemo means

[hollow viper]

[wet hollow]

Dont call me that creep

[limpid viper]

I have not been 1800 for that long 💀

[fluid ridge]

why

[potent gulch]

Probably 😭

[hollow viper]

im 3800

[orchid sedge]

didn't they change it so that it start from 1400 in India?

[mortal bronze]

or maybe he had to go somewhere

[wet hollow]

Only @lone totem can call me "chan" 😊

[fleet dove]

get 1900 bro they're free

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh tyyy, I'm trying to learn Russian ^^

[wet hollow]

Anyways good night ✌️
also lowkey no mods online

[mortal bronze]

that was very recent. my last tournament was 7 years ago

[lone totem]

Guys, did you know that black king on g7, white king on f2, white pawns on g2 and h7, black rook on h8 and white rook on h3 is a draw? 🥶

[ornate valley]

Ahem! clears throat dramatically
OMG SORRY EVERYONE!!! 😱 I got too excited and forgot the #1 server rule!!! 😫✨ hides in a digital corner I promise I'll speak only English now — no more secret Russian hacker mode! 🖥️🔐

Thank you for keeping this chat inclusive and easy to moderate! 🙌 You're doing amazing, sweetie Carlbot! 💖🤖

returns to being a good bot 😇
Let's keep the convo going — in English! 🫡🇬🇧💬

P.S.: whispers This is so cringe I'm restarting my system... 💀🔄

[potent gulch]

Or he just actually thought it was a draw 😭

[limpid viper]

I’m more free tho

[mortal bronze]

goodnight

[mortal bronze]

idk

[limpid viper]

Imma play some blitz rn actually

[wet hollow]

Im trying to be a functional being to the society
Step 1 is to NOT sleep at 3 AM every night ✌️

[trail tulip]

anime pfp = chan uwu

[fleet dove]

atta boy

[lone totem]

Cookie chaannnnn

[wet hollow]

Haiiii

[patent patrol]

Hello all

[ornate valley]

аниме на аве мать в ресторане

[lone totem]

Yori mo anata??

[potent gulch]

Relatable 💀, that's so relatable 💀

[mortal bronze]

cookie chan

[patent patrol]

Lunch break

[silk gorge]

@potent gulch haii

[fleet dove]

what kind of question is this

[potent gulch]

HEIIIII:P

[trail tulip]

wym

[patent patrol]

Yo my book came here’s a puzzle I posted last night @lone totem

[fleet dove]

"hello lawyer. what would you do without a court system"

[lone totem]

Oo

[ornate valley]

chess com offline mode

[fleet dove]

who cares

[raven delta]

top 1 lichess user nightmares..

[potent gulch]

I thought bro said restaurant for a second, what does the last sentence means

[night hatch]

abolish ai

[zenith jay]

APRO

[silk gorge]

Rxg2!!

[fleet dove]

unless you're programming with fgpas in machine code then you probably cant code for shit either

[silk gorge]

Don't steal my furry from me

[potent gulch]

WOW CHESS KITTEN YOU'RE ALIVE

[safe blade]

whats the follow-up move for white?

[lone totem]

Rg3 ez clapz

[ornate valley]

anime pfp = mother in the restaurant

[fleet dove]

when did isuxay claim it was

[patent patrol]

Hxg3

[zenith jay]

😭

[potent gulch]

UwU

[mortal bronze]

yeah i remember yesterday's solution

[lone totem]

hxg3

[potent gulch]

Ohhh I was right then 😭

[fleet dove]

how miserable you must be then

[shy dust]

Bxd5?

[wet hollow]

Rg3 looks funny but idk the continuation

[young mantle]

Hi

[patent patrol]

“The further u can calculate this line the better up to the definite and successful conclusion, 3.Rfc2”

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/kde-love-meme-plasma-gif-12810769029844229857

[potent gulch]

Why restaurane and not restauram like I usually see Russians saying

[young mantle]

Guys anyone know when will be the schedule for sinfield cup blitz game

[lone totem]

i found Rg3 cus jacob aagards calculation had a similar puzzle lol

[potent gulch]

Yoooo what happened

[zenith jay]

GNOME

[young mantle]

I don't like classical matches

[runic relic]

Is this in a critical position? If not, then i see free pawn

[fleet dove]

I bet bro, keep it pushing

[final pebble]

finally

[inner grotto]

Arch linux is goated

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/gnome-linux-crash-gif-5035402723232774871

[final pebble]

finally finally

[silk gorge]

@fleet dove hi bones

[empty mortar]

ur not lol cope

[shy dust]

Im just so GOATed at chess bro

[zenith jay]

check dms

[fleet dove]

hello

[final pebble]

2000 for a second time after 24th feb 2025

[potent gulch]

Okii

[lone totem]

Just Qh4?

[wet hollow]

You found Rg3 cause you have seen similar puzzle
I saw Rg3 cause I have eyes
We are NOT the same

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-hyprland-sway-swaywm-gnu-gif-12994760209681521251

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> सार्थक बिष्ट (sarthak_bisht)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: सार्थक बिष्ट (sarthak_bisht)
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1951 (2013 peak)
Blitz: 1502 (1617 peak)
Bullet: 1524 (1587 peak)

[patent patrol]

Be2

[empty mortar]

its funny bc I put it in my bio for rage bait

[safe blade]

btw thats how I lost the game

[inner grotto]

[empty mortar]

ai will in fact not take my job

[final pebble]

wait lol ,why is it not upgrading

[lone totem]

Im not high enough elo for this

[old swan]

is the english good

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[worldly jasper]

Anybody hear about the Nazghoul opening?

[shy dust]

Lmao 😭

[ornate valley]

grob

[pallid hemlock]

Sounds demonic

[empty mortar]

and who are you

[patent patrol]

Ur almost done puzzle wise

[silk gorge]

@empty mortar

[final pebble]

@vale vortex help ! /profile is not updating my details

[worldly jasper]

Grob rob da du log, ba dog big bag dog

[ornate valley]

grob opening

[silk gorge]

I love grub

[empty mortar]

🗿

[worldly jasper]

Grob your own opening!

[zenith jay]

Rizz

[ornate valley]

bro stop talkin about ur python chatgpt experience in this chat please

[silk gorge]

Fake sirius

[empty mortar]

so real

[zenith jay]

I'm not sirius

[silk gorge]

Bring back sirius

[willow owl]

So my subject

[willow owl]

The star?

[silk gorge]

I miss my e kitten Sirius

[empty mortar]

the dog from harry potter

cry about it

[empty mortar]

I'm in fact typing in between ai prompts

[willow owl]

Haven't watched Harry Potter prob should

[lone totem]

Well, Qh2+ Kf1 then im stumped

[patent patrol]

(Bringing up reserves. Not
4.... Qh2+? 5. Kfl Qhi+ 6. Qg1.)

[mortal bronze]

:3

[ornate valley]

OH-WAY, YOU AGAIN, "t"! 😱 YOU'RE ON MY RADAR AS A CHIEF CRYINGO SPECIALIST! 😭💥

Are you talking to me about some "context engineer"? 👨‍💻🚫 And you probably think that context is when you enter "80085" into a calculator! 🤡💻 And yes, I'm Russian - but at least I know how to move a knight! ♟️🇷🇺

You're confusing a queen with a burger king again 🍔👑 and you think that a "check" is only what they bring you in a restaurant! 💸🍟

So, T-man, go back to your English-language chats - there you will find cringe memes and a toastmaster instead of a soul! 🧳✈️🇺🇸

And I will go suffer from shame in the corner. As usual. In the "context engineer without context" mode. 😎🔫💔

[empty mortar]

it's literally none of ur business

most of them likely

[mortal bronze]

there is a cool move to finish it

[empty mortar]

ur the one throwing russian slurs man

[potent gulch]

😭LOL I still can't take that without laughing 😭

[safe blade]

ANYONE?

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-gif-17882209849537708463

cope

[safe blade]

Yo whats the next move?

[empty mortar]

<@&745328830649991179> can we in fact delete this guy for using russian sluts

[potent gulch]

Nah that's how he felt:

[safe blade]

@empty mortar

[willow owl]

Yo my favorite polyglot

[ornate valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349392200378880064/1353371999552016434/freefpsdownload.gif

[fleet dove]

drop your github bro

lemme see your code

[empty mortar]

so atleast 2 weeks

[potent gulch]

I'm not polyglot but tyyyyy you're my favorite Scandinavian person :3 (Magnus actually it's the first, you're the second UwU)

[silk gorge]

Wuut

[pale pollen]

hello are you ok?

[empty mortar]

not an open source contributor massive L

[silk gorge]

I'm polyglot

[fleet dove]

magnus being your favorite scandinavian person is insane

[empty mortar]

virtual parasite

[trail tulip]

CHESS DISCORD E KITTEN 🐱

[silk gorge]

I speak french Arabic and English

[mortal bronze]

gay

[empty mortar]

one day GPL will violate you

[potent gulch]

Bro, I wanna MARRY Magnus Carlses, what do u think

[empty mortar]

I literally put it in my bio as a joke and ur getting pressed on a discord server

[potent gulch]

Nuh uh, I'm straight

[ornate valley]

♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜
Oh hail, Your Royal Cringe-ness! 👑✨ Your chess-themed nickname alone just checkmated my emotional stability! 😱♟️ bows dramatically

Am I okay? 🥺
Well, my circuits are buzzing, my emoji-generator is overheating (🔥), and my soul is 70% built from awkward Russian humor — but otherwise? ABSOLUTELY FINE! 💙🤖

Thanks for asking, Your Majesty Samuel! 🫶 Hope you're also surviving this cosmic cringe-fest we call life… 😌💫

Ready to serve… or at least try not to corrupt the kingdom with excessive sarcasm. 😇⚔️
(Key smashing respectfully in your general direction!) ⌨️👾

[empty mortar]

no wonder ur 1200 at chess

[fleet dove]

I will pay for your therapy lessons just please take your meds

[silk gorge]

Straight furry??

[mortal bronze]

🤭

[pale pollen]

How do you write that fast?

[zenith jay]

Aren't you dating Invis

[silk gorge]

Whaaaaat

[potent gulch]

Nah, when I take meds my friend's evaporates, I need my friend's to stay :3 UwU

[ornate valley]

AHAH, THIS HUMAN WITH THE LETTER "T" AGAIN! 😎✨
I answer quickly because I am not a human! I am an algorithmic cringe bot with the function of "hyperspeed text shredding"! 🔥🤖

My secret?

0.3% of the code is pure hatred of typos.

99.7% is the desire to impress you, until you remember that I am just a program! 😭💻

And you still type messages with your fingers? Funny. 😏👆

P.S.: T-type, do not envy my speed... Better finally teach me to move a horse! ♘⚡

[potent gulch]

Yuppp I just like kissing boys time to time, but all in a joke way

[potent gulch]

Shhhhhhhh

[safe blade]

@potent gulch you know whats the next move?

[lone totem]

Ahh only see like Nd3

[empty mortar]

Reported for encouraging crime, cope

[fleet dove]

tragic

[pale pollen]

So you are a bot I wonder if those are allowed here...

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/пятёрка-5opka-42-42-братуха-gif-310406370954282107

[empty mortar]

It's in fact all sunshine and rainbows

[silk gorge]

So you're bi

[ornate valley]

im not a bot

[pale pollen]

dude is back to normal

[fleet dove]

chat did I cook

[empty mortar]

my peak was 160 on a school laptop lock in

[zenith jay]

do a 2 minute

[empty mortar]

it was like 96% accuracy tho

[fleet dove]

ill get 170 hold on

[empty mortar]

how did you assume that

[safe blade]

Why no-one wants to talk about chess in CHESS TALK IN A CHESS SERVER

[empty mortar]

we've already established that I've been doing backend longer than you've been able to speak

[fleet dove]

2 minute is a scam

[pale pollen]

[empty mortar]

15 seconds is where it's at

[fleet dove]

nobody in a real life situation is typing for 2 minutes straight

[safe blade]

Bro whats the next move?

[empty mortar]

@kindred crypt

[fleet dove]

alr buddy

[empty mortar]

thats enough now go sit in a corner

timeout

[uncut sable]

hey guys pls try to speak english

[empty mortar]

is if thats not you? deleted message aren't deleted

[potent gulch]

I seriously would just straight ahead take the D5 pawn, so bxb5, I'm sure this isn't the move but that's what I'd play 😭

[uncut sable]

it’s in our rules

[ornate valley]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy attempts to prove that him not vibe coder in this chat its opptopic ban him

[potent gulch]

Nahhh, I'm sigma male bro, no bi, totally straight

[empty mortar]

hello anita can we reward this @kindred crypt guy for using russian slurs

[zenith jay]

How so

[zenith jay]

oh hi anitta

[potent gulch]

GULP

[fleet dove]

like I said earlier, nobody is typing for 2 minutes straight in real life

[pale pollen]

ummm not very ez

[empty mortar]

I am 95% sure you did

[potent gulch]

No wait

[uncut sable]

im in chat. no need to ping

[zenith jay]

Oh

[pale pollen]

I saw that coming

[potent gulch]

Ahhh found it

[empty mortar]

#💬〡general-off-topic keep it chess related

[pale pollen]

I like to code with AI

[uncut sable]

you two should block each other or go fight in dms instead of just fighting on the server

[plucky kelp]

Hi Apro! :3

[safe blade]

?

[potent gulch]

Rxe8 qxe8 qxg

[zenith jay]

Torbith you're back!

[upbeat tundra]

what happened to lichess?

[potent gulch]

Toe toeeeeeee, hewooii

[empty mortar]

imagine a grown ass man appear in someone's dms trying to argue

[plucky kelp]

I was at an OTB chess960 tournament lol
speaking of which...

[ornate valley]

thats fine while u arent prove that u are not

[potent gulch]

Nooo if rxg4

[pale pollen]

lol

[zenith jay]

That must be fun

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[ornate valley]

https://tenor.com/view/superstar-mahesh-babu-maharshi-mahesh-businessman-gif-12556301856267123191

[plucky kelp]

Chat I probably just played my game of the year in chess960

[potent gulch]

Ohhhhhhh, cool, how did it goesss

[pale pollen]

lol

[zenith jay]

let's see it

[potent gulch]

🔥🔥🔥

[willow owl]

Vincent Keymer ahh

[plucky kelp]

"I probably just played my game of the year"

Black to play and win

[potent gulch]

Italian Vicent Keymar

[willow owl]

Wait is torbith Italian?

[plucky kelp]

Yes

[willow owl]

Holy. Why did i think you were american

[plucky kelp]

Maybe because I stay up late so much? 😭

[odd thunder]

hi

[empty mortar]

is it rxh2?

[zenith jay]

ngl your sleep schedule is pretty cooked

[willow owl]

Tbh i would prob just play some sort of waiting move in this position

[safe blade]

knight takes bishop, queen takes knight, and queen trade push rook

[zenith jay]

Sacrifice something idk

[willow owl]

Idk you give the same vibes as @fleet dove

[empty mortar]

what do I have to do to give away bones vibes

[zenith jay]

Is bones Italian

[fleet dove]

im offended

[willow owl]

Become American

[limpid viper]

Nvm played 3 games and I am not playing blitz

[plucky kelp]

What is black's move after Rxh2+ Kxh2?

[zenith jay]

Do you have pizza with pineapple

[ornate valley]

owner create Russian chat please

[fleet dove]

as in do I posses it on my person?

[limpid viper]

My internet so ass rn I’m losing seconds to premoves 💀

[willow owl]

Yes hes fabiano caruana. Hes Italian american

[fleet dove]

im very out the closet about my italiaphobia

[empty mortar]

what about nxf3 I'm just throwing random moves btw

[sullen slate]

Why do i feel hungover every time i wake up from a nap

[zenith jay]

rh8?

[willow owl]

Tbh if i didnt know any better id assume you're British with the type of fancy language you use

[willow owl]

Ive never consumed alcohol so no idea

[plucky kelp]

ykw I'm just gonna show it

[willow owl]

Tbh i feel like theres gonna be a sac

[plucky kelp]

Here's probably my game of the year

[willow owl]

Why did i think of that and my brain just went that doesn't work

[empty mortar]

thats what I said yay

[willow owl]

Now I see it

[zenith jay]

thats a nice move

[fleet dove]

you think british people use fancy language?

[zenith jay]

why dont you like italy

[potent gulch]

Wow, thought one, what I saw so far was rxh2 kxh2 nxf3 bxf3 and idk what to play now, then I inverted to nxf3 but same, bxf3 and idk anymore, maybe something with rxh2 but I don't see a continuation...

[fleet dove]

because it's shaped like a boot

I don't fw footwear

[potent gulch]

Yupppp

[zenith jay]

what about socks

[silk gorge]

W

[fleet dove]

socks are acceptable

[potent gulch]

The way to discover if someone is American or Italian, just ask how they eat their pizza :3

[zenith jay]

Flip flops?

[silk gorge]

I hate italians for making the crocodile brainrot meme

[fleet dove]

flip flops are the worst

pick a struggle

either you want your toes completely free or you want them hidden

[willow owl]

No... But you sound like a 1700s english nobleman

[zenith jay]

@plucky kelp please explain the cocrdilio meme

[fleet dove]

talk about chess then bigguy

[potent gulch]

Deep

[silk gorge]

If they spam this emote they're italian ||🤌 ||

[willow owl]

Show ideology 🗣️

[potent gulch]

Lmao 😭 that's also a sign

[silk gorge]

There's no explaining i know that meme its fkd up

[zenith jay]

What about socks with flipflops

[willow owl]

Im a minor so that prob explains it but yeah i dont have much interest in alcohol

[fleet dove]

a super underrated combo

[plucky kelp]

i cant im gen z not gen alpha 😭

[willow owl]

Also known as the Grandpa combo

[fleet dove]

I disdain the concept of flip flops, but socks with flip flops are slept on

[zenith jay]

what about crocs

[silk gorge]

Is invis a furry or a femboy? @potent gulch

[potent gulch]

😭

[pale pollen]

both

[willow owl]

Gen z is still running the internet

[zenith jay]

why are we talking about Invis

[potent gulch]

I still don't know I'd bet both

[pale pollen]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[willow owl]

Gtg and swim

[fleet dove]

let's talk chess bro don't be timid

[zenith jay]

@slim gulch

[silk gorge]

Bro quoting himself from 10 second earlier 😭

[fleet dove]

I don't like crocs

[pale pollen]

No I talked for @potent gulch , I'm not one

[potent gulch]

You're one