💬〡chess-talk

[grave hamlet]

This?

You helo and gambitter?

[radiant swan]

what is this evans gambit ahh position

[torn sparrow]

its refuted by d5 bro

[radiant swan]

exc3pt no knights

[radiant swan]

omg gm flower

[grave hamlet]

Yea it’s like a turn before it, fun position for me

[grave hamlet]

D5 during that position?

[torn sparrow]

no against mcdonnel

[grave hamlet]

Sorry, I’m a bit slow at times since I’m still learning, so like e4 e5 bc4 d5?

[sudden roost]

chess isnt so different from organic chem

[grave hamlet]

Im tryna figure out when to d5

[grave hamlet]

Yea with how things branch out and connect or transpose at times I guess

Organic chem was fun

I just learnt the basics for it once but enjoyed it

[sudden roost]

i was gonna say both suck but that works too

[grave hamlet]

Both do suck, awful hard to learn both properly

[torn sparrow]

no mcdonnel means e4 e5 c3 and then d5

[sudden roost]

how long until someone gets 6.022 × 10²³ elo

[grave hamlet]

Ahh, idk why lichess called the position I posted mcdonnel gambit then

E4 e5 bc4 bc5 b4 lichess calls mcdonnel gambit

[sudden roost]

mmmm mcdonalds

[limpid viper]

why do you know ts

[torn sparrow]

I review random lines

[grave hamlet]

Macleod attack? Are the names this site gives me real?

[limpid viper]

oh damn your openings are so ass im surprised

would've guessed you were making it up as you go

[grave hamlet]

The weirdest variation name i know is called lolli attack

[torn sparrow]

yeah this is real

[nimble arch]

wait really?

[torn sparrow]

giucano lolli italian

[nimble arch]

I dont consider his openings that bad

[silk gorge]

@torn sparrow hi

[nimble arch]

Oh yeah I actually played it

[limpid viper]

they kind of are bro

[nimble arch]

I perfered d4 rather than Nxf7

[torn sparrow]

anish giri

[nimble arch]

its just much safer

[limpid viper]

atleast he always ends up in shit positions

[nimble arch]

imo

was my main opening till I pushed to 2100

[torn sparrow]

both are very good but fischer player d4 more

[nimble arch]

I also perfer d4

[grave hamlet]

Oh I learnt the name from after the fried liver d5 exd5 nxd5 d4

Fischer did this iirc where I first saw it

I fight polerio defense more tho

[nimble arch]

which makes sence

[grave hamlet]

I really love how I can mess up blacks queen side pawn structure early on in it

[nimble arch]

ill take another look at them

[kindred crypt]

how do i get past 1700

[grave hamlet]

Idk I’m stuck at 1000 border

[loud dome]

Everything else would be depressing

[nimble arch]

fritz or b5 works

[loud dome]

I always forget about these. Never tried them out

[nimble arch]

I actually dont like facing b5 ngl

[grave hamlet]

Well I like Italian game rn since it leads easily to fried liver variations or evans but I do need to learn Spanish eventually

[shy dust]

LETS GOO IM 1900 BLITZ NOW!

[grave hamlet]

Congrats!

[shy dust]

Ty

[grave hamlet]

Rn I should be studying more deeper into the lines I know

I sometimes get pretty far into them then kinda lose sense before the proper endgame

[shy dust]

I finally dont suck at blitz and am decent at it

[grave hamlet]

Like when both sides have like a queen and 1-2 minors and some pawns, I get kinda confused since it’s not fully end game but most midgame threats and ideas are gone

[kindred crypt]

damn, i hit 1600 yerterday, you hit 1900 today, what's next? cursed spirit hitting 1000 tomorrow?

[grave hamlet]

It’s like a prep phase for the end game pawn ideas? That’s how I feel

[nimble arch]

ok yeah they are more inconsistant than I expected

[vocal musk]

i lost 53 elo in 10 minutes

[nimble arch]

bullet?

[vocal musk]

blitz

[shy dust]

I really gotta lock in and hit 2100 bro am washed in rapid

[nimble arch]

oh

[grave hamlet]

I was 1000 2 days ago and fell and a few days before that too and fell

[nimble arch]

stop resigning

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[grave hamlet]

I keep trolling by accident

[kindred crypt]

i have like 100 pages to read by tomorrow ):

[glass tartan]

i wish i had a cat lthat did that

[kindred crypt]

i dont like cats

[hoary steeple]

hey guys im back after awhile, i have never won a chess match still...\

[white saddle]

Hot take guys clash royale is harder than chess

[grave hamlet]

I need to study endgames more properly and when to properly start moving king towards other end to help pawn promotion ideas for later

[shy dust]

On wut?

[kindred crypt]

chess

[nimble arch]

somone already did this earlier

[main lantern]

bro how tf are grandpas faster than me

[white saddle]

i js joined

[main lantern]

dumbest take

[kindred crypt]

reading at a rate of 15 pages an hour i can finish it in like 7 hours

[shy dust]

Bro. I think I barely have read like 20 pages (because I dont own any chess books)

[white saddle]

best

[nimble arch]

L imagine being late 17 days

[grave hamlet]

Clash royale i was in Royal arena when it was highest or second highest before princess, clash royale isn’t that hard when most ppl have same levelled stuff and skills. Tho Ofc modern legendaries messed up meta balances and ideas heavily and game is now complete diff mess. Chess is way harder.

[kindred crypt]

give me your wisdom, do i read 7 hours straight tomorrow or do i read just 2

[main lantern]

people who say clash royale is harder sucks at chess

[crude solstice]

It's harder because money issues

[nimble arch]

bro seriously tried prehistoric ragebait

[kindred crypt]

i hate clash royale because of card levels

[crude solstice]

Getting money for Lv.15 is hard

[main lantern]

no people are saying its harder even without the card leels

[white saddle]

you never gonna face pekka goblin giant in chess😔

[main lantern]

levels

[main lantern]

yes and does pekka gob giant take any skill?

[white saddle]

or boss bandit

[shy dust]

Honestly you're 1600. Just study middlegame studies so you know what to do during the middlegame with an actual plan and grind endgames. Not all of them but the really common ones. Lichess is really good for that.

[nimble arch]

Goblin curse is getting a nerf the deck is gonna die now

[main lantern]

yet everyone plays it

[white saddle]

takes skill to win it

[nimble arch]

boss bandit isnt even that bad anymore

[grave hamlet]

I was also mythic in magic the gathererinf arena and masters in runeterra, chess is by far the hardest strategy game to play for me minus like shogi cause that’s like crazyhouse with a slower pace or go which is like very abstract

[main lantern]

bro the deck was made for people who dont have skill

[kindred crypt]

the book im reading is about middlegames, + my preferred study method is books

[nimble arch]

like if you cant defend boss bandit you have a skill issue

[white saddle]

the name of the deck is pekka goblin giant, it will still stay relavent

[white saddle]

it takes skill to win against it

[main lantern]

cant believe clash royale players are trying to compare chess to clash royale. like go away

[nimble arch]

it relies heavy on many other factors including the goblin machine and curse

[white saddle]

well like what if they place mk boss bandit

[kindred crypt]

A friend tried to tell me it requires more thinking because it's in real time 💀

[shy dust]

Eh alr but dont overdo it and exhaust yourself. 100 pages is a lot. Set yourself a realistic goal and do 10 pages or something per day.

[white saddle]

goblin machine wont get nerfed as it already got hit by a BIG one

[grave hamlet]

It’s absurd how they think a game revolving around more fighting games ideas like rock paper scissor drop timings of pieces and units and stuff compare to tactically setting up and defending and tactics in chess and stuff

[nimble arch]

oh for sure you kite it with ur wincon (unless ur a dirty hog/seige player)

[kindred crypt]

i read 1 hour a day, i just wanted to have the book done by tomorrow, but i skipped a couple of days so it wont be possible

[white saddle]

well like chess is a fighting game

[nimble arch]

because its not good 🥱

the whole deck relies on the boosts from curse and rage

[white saddle]

yeah its not lol

[nimble arch]

now curse is not getting boosted

[white saddle]

i js like sound affect

[shy dust]

Well if you want to be done tomorrow you won't actually learn anything since you'll just skim over everything.

[main lantern]

yea thats what most people think but chess is also in real time, like not with the moves but you need to always be thinking about the next move

[limpid viper]

dced my first game bro i cannot wait until im back home 😭 this internet is ass

[shy dust]

Put them in an OTB game.

[white saddle]

like supercell will nerf ANYTHING but prince

[kindred crypt]

i make sure to actually read stuff

[nimble arch]

The only beef I have vs cr is that I get hardcountered

[nimble arch]

prince is not that good homie 💀

like bro its fine

[shy dust]

Yeah but finishing 100 pages by tmr aint realistic gng. When did ya start da book?

[white saddle]

gang ask anyone and they say its op

[grave hamlet]

It is kinda without the rps element, in real fighting games the block grab hit triangle and in like clash royale we have like skeleton army, arrow, Pekka, inferno tower fireball type of Pokémon kinda matchup chart thing going

[nimble arch]

if you let a prince connect to ur tower ur just bad

[kindred crypt]

every damn time i try to stop prince he just charges a millisecond before hitting my tower

[main lantern]

nah what deck do you run?

[nimble arch]

if you look at the top 10 decks would you find prince?

[kindred crypt]

yeah, it's a 300 page book, im on the third of it

[white saddle]

im talking about more midladder

[nimble arch]

I have two depending on the meta

• Pekka bridge spam
• Recurits Arrows Bait

[white saddle]

but graveyard is like dominating meta

[kindred crypt]

i'll try to read for like 3 hours and then keep reading it after the tourney ig

[shy dust]

Alr but take your time with it

[nimble arch]

who cares about midladder, thats just bad players

[kindred crypt]

i know how to read books gang lmao

[nimble arch]

L midladder players

[shy dust]

Alr

[main lantern]

pekka bridge spam i respect but recurits is just a pain in the a

[kindred crypt]

players that haven't spent 9 years permagrinding to get level 15 decks*

[grave hamlet]

I don’t play clash royale anymore cause why would I waste time playing a game where I gotta grind to just be on an even playing field stat wise when I could play chess or games which don’t limit me to a p2w model

[white saddle]

well you can only have 8 cards and there are high chances of being hardcountered

[nimble arch]

I have a one year old account and full lv 15 deck lamo

[main lantern]

fr, i quit recently cause of this

[kindred crypt]

bet you play every day

[grave hamlet]

I know, I played it for like 2 years

I played it heavily on release and the year after

[white saddle]

played 4 years only got 3 lvl 15

[nimble arch]

Of course I do, and im better than you

so it works doesnt it?

[kindred crypt]

see, not all of us have time to play a silly videogame

[nimble arch]

mate you play chess

you play chess more than I do

[white saddle]

gng chess is a game

[kindred crypt]

at least it's not a videogame

[grave hamlet]

I love the idea of clash royale but the devs killed the balance and fun of it throufh many ways, it’s not a good game to play, just play chess haha

[nimble arch]

chess is a video game

[kindred crypt]

videogames suck ngl, they should be outlawed

[kindred crypt]

real chess is otb

[white saddle]

instead of price nerf they buff log 1%

[nimble arch]

bros just ragebaiting at this point

[main lantern]

also no one is saying how it took magnus carlsen more than a decade to become the best while it took mo like 5 years

[nimble arch]

moving the goalpost ahh

[nimble arch]

Its a bugfix :/

[kindred crypt]

no fr, real chess is otb, online chess is just for practicing

[white saddle]

wb nerfing miner AGAIN

[grave hamlet]

I don’t even play anymore and I can tell that’s absurd balance changes, I was a league of legends high plat midlaner too so I studied balance changes a lot once as a teen…

[nimble arch]

even assuming thats still true, you spend time playing online chess more than I do

[white saddle]

chess has existed for a lot longer than cr

[nimble arch]

you dont get excuses lol

[nimble arch]

Wpopoff

[kindred crypt]

i've been playing a lot last like 3 days, but i generally dont play more than a game a day

[nimble arch]

Geometry dash is the hardest game

[white saddle]

just know the dev team are really artistic and nerf cards nobody asked for

[shy dust]

Real. I've seen a 300 with like 2,000 games or something lmao

[grave hamlet]

Forget bout it, we at chess now and better men

[kindred crypt]

i've see na 600 with 20000 (rapid)

[nimble arch]

Im good at videogames

that are two dimentional

[shy dust]

Yeah. How many games do u have tho?

[nimble arch]

I cant do 3d, 3d is hard

[grave hamlet]

I can play most video games, I’m amazing at tcgs as well, i just can’t do shooters

[main lantern]

yea but this shouldnt change it that much. tbh most top players dont just memorize their moves

[shy dust]

I used to be good at videogames but tbh now i suck at em since I haven't played em ever since i started chess a year ago

[grave hamlet]

My hands aren’t steady enough for flick shots needed for high elo shooters

[tawdry mango]

what games are 2 dimensional other than chess and gd

[nimble arch]

clash royale

[main lantern]

also this just supports why chess is harder

[shy dust]

Mario

[nimble arch]

ooh I did beat mario on wii :p

[white saddle]

it does, people have a lot more time in figuring out chess's mechanics while cr is still updating, forcing players to invent new mechanics

[tawdry mango]

idk what the gameplay looks like

[white saddle]

how bro

[grave hamlet]

I think shogi is most brutal game in world, luckily it’s not a thing outside Japan so I can just study chess

[tawdry mango]

fr? maybe the older versions

[white saddle]

uno harder

[nimble arch]

Cold take: Gd is harder in terms of skill celing

[kindred crypt]

750

[main lantern]

cause the game has been out for so long? and yet it still is being player not even at the highest level

[grave hamlet]

Uno is brutal Ofc Ofc

[shy dust]

Yuh and even Donkey kong. I've played both. Tetris as well. (I've played that too)

[nimble arch]

Catan is fun

[white saddle]

yeah no one disagreeing

[shy dust]

My mom and I fight a lot over Uno whenever we play lmao

[tawdry mango]

true og

[nimble arch]

exploding kittens

[shy dust]

Fr

[white saddle]

well both games has high skill cap

[main lantern]

bro i dont get it are you on the side of chess or clash royale cause you keep telling me why chess is harder

[nimble arch]

tetris is a hard game

[nimble arch]

hes just ragebaiting

thats what the last person that came here and said that is

[white saddle]

well ur arguing with me so no shit im on cr side

[tawdry mango]

does anyone use mac here? im thinking of switching from windows/pc

[shy dust]

The reason is because I throw draw +4 cards whenever she is on the last card which she absolutely hates

[nimble arch]

I used to

until like 2 months ago when it broke

[main lantern]

im pretty its just people who play pekka gob giant who thinks this. even ryley said chess is harder

[nimble arch]

there is some good reason to switch to a mac

[white saddle]

add stacking so u can stack +2 and +4

[white saddle]

gaming isnt one of them

[shy dust]

Yes I do that and it pisses my mom off so much whenever we play

[tawdry mango]

i have mainly heard insane things about the m4

and i need a new work laptop

[white saddle]

add +99 card from locoficial

[nimble arch]

usually macs are less of a memory hog than my windows device
apple M1/2/4 is very strong
device doesnt get hot (not that usful but its a nice upside)

[main lantern]

yet you admit that chess had been around for longer and people are still trying to learn the mechanics of the game

[shy dust]

I have basic uno

[tawdry mango]

i do light PS and AI and video stuff

[nimble arch]

M4s are like 1600 but they are well worth it

[white saddle]

same goes for cr whats ur point

[shy dust]

Chess probably is the hardest game tbf

[white saddle]

draw it

[sudden roost]

Red flags

[main lantern]

yes but cr has been around for >1% of what chess had been around for

[nimble arch]

does PS take a lot of power? I dont think so?

[sudden roost]

Gn

[tawdry mango]

nah macbook airs are cheaper i think. i checked it was like 1500 cad

[shy dust]

Huh?

[white saddle]

what does that prove bro, both games r still figuring out the mechanics

[grave hamlet]

Clash royale aint as hard as chess, the skill ceiling for cr is way way lower in terms of difficulty to reach

[tawdry mango]

graphics mainly. i think apple handles adobe suite super well

[sudden roost]

London players 😓

[nimble arch]

Oh yeah macbook air is great but at a price point is usually more expensive than windows devices

[shy dust]

Real. London players are just. Disgusting

[scarlet arrow]

just noticed

[nimble arch]

I never used it so I cant really vouch for it

[scarlet arrow]

I won another 0.1%

[white saddle]

macbook is so ass bro i cant play any games on it

[shy dust]

2300 when?

[scarlet arrow]

yay

[scarlet arrow]

never

[tawdry mango]

nah i checked anything from windows that even matches the performance is way more expensive 🙁 thats why im considering mac

[scarlet arrow]

cuz I'm cursed

[shy dust]

Washed. Retire fr

[tawdry mango]

cheaper and better

im just scared of switching

[nimble arch]

thats what I thought once but thats not as much of a reason

[scarlet arrow]

mac better ?

[tawdry mango]

bro as long i can play chess

[scarlet arrow]

[sudden roost]

Prime cr win rate 40%, my prime chess win rate 67%

[nimble arch]

I think they both have upsides and downsides

[twilit dew]

Do you guys like my poo?

[nimble arch]

I made a spreadsheet when my computer broke

[white saddle]

what deck

[main lantern]

bro i dont get how you dont understand. it means that it took chess more than 1000 years for people to still not solve it but the same for clash royale except it only took 8 years

bro got a clash royale brain

[tawdry mango]

give it to me i will put it on my piano

[sudden roost]

Megaknight 🤪

[shy dust]

Just one or two more games bro 💔

[azure pivot]

Chess is solved it’s a draw with perfect play

[shy dust]

Lilyrishu?

[tawdry mango]

@twilit dewwait DID U PASS??

[white saddle]

you mean skillknight?

[rich sapphire]

Who's that

[main lantern]

even computers cant prove this

[twilit dew]

Yes I did!

[shy dust]

The WCM

[tawdry mango]

DUB

[twilit dew]

I’m happy

[azure pivot]

They can tho

[rich sapphire]

Different person

[tawdry mango]

CONGRATS

[main lantern]

only for 7 pieces or less

[sudden roost]

Ok bye

[azure pivot]

If it wasn’t true then there would be a forced win for white every game

[shy dust]

Dawg. Lizzy road to 1500 is Lilyrishu WCM. It's in her bio.

[nimble arch]

chess is not yet solved

[rich sapphire]

That's an impostor

[nimble arch]

thats... not what the word solved means btw

[rich sapphire]

Everybody knows that

[shy dust]

Ragebait so ahh

[main lantern]

bro i swear people on this server dont even know chess

[azure pivot]

Is it not

[nimble arch]

connect4 is solved and its a forced win for who moves first

[main lantern]

they just come here to talk

[fleet dove]

No

[torn sparrow]

I can confirm

[tawdry mango]

u didnt finish ur point lol

[shy dust]

I'm 1900 blitz now hehe

[nimble arch]

for it to be solved, all possible positions have to be mapped out

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bike-travel-outside-kitten-gif-19860886

[torn sparrow]

stronger than me good

[shy dust]

Dawg arent u 2200 blitz?

[torn sparrow]

nah

[main lantern]

i think it only requires a force win or a forced draw sequence.

[shy dust]

Bruh

[nimble arch]

It took me a minute to find it, apple M4 I put ranked #2 if we forgo cost

[tawdry mango]

@shy dust

[shy dust]

Which is impossible seeing how many positions there are that are possible

[tawdry mango]

crazy work

[white saddle]

gang it just shows which game is older, both have concept of tiles, so the possibilities are endless

[tawdry mango]

we havent even launched yet

[shy dust]

Bro. That was the first message after 3 days

[nimble arch]

yeah but theres no way to prove its a forced win for sure

purning isnt allowed

[main lantern]

yea i guess so

[nimble arch]

only for engines

[tawdry mango]

u will see how active itll be next month. like +1000 users

[tawdry mango]

i cant talk about it but it wil be announced really soon

[torn sparrow]

chess is solved under 8 pieces

[nimble arch]

yes, we know what a tablebase is

[glass tartan]

😬

[fleet dove]

Is it a base of tables

Does this imply the existence of a tableacid

[nimble arch]

no, its a table thats based

W table

[glass tartan]

oh boy

[fleet dove]

Each stroke of the W is the leg of the table

[nimble arch]

WWWW

16 legs 🙂

[fleet dove]

草草草

[nimble arch]

heh

[fleet dove]

Wow that’s a lot of legs

[royal pivot]

tables can walk now?

[tawdry mango]

yes

[nimble arch]

almost rivaling some of the spiders

[nimble arch]

I mean we got a Door, and he plays chess

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/sanguine-cats-all-your-base-are-belong-to-us-all-your-base-gif-4575017886399460670

[fleet dove]

What you said is very astute

[royal pivot]

i would like to have a table pet

[scarlet arrow]

@nimble arch

[nimble arch]

2300?

[scarlet arrow]

are you still looking for something against the vienna gambit ?

[scarlet arrow]

ofc not

[tawdry mango]

[unreal steppe]

What’s up

[tawdry mango]

i mated this 1800 in less than 30 seconds

[scarlet arrow]

oops

[wild meadow]

sup

[unreal steppe]

why the ping?

[nimble arch]

No me have f5 my beloved

[scarlet arrow]

wrong pix

[scarlet arrow]

a

[unreal steppe]

or was it….

[nimble arch]

Hey 🙁

[unreal steppe]

hey 👋😁

[nimble arch]

imposter

[unreal steppe]

simple mistake

[royal pivot]

i think he was on 30 different substances

[glass tartan]

uh oh

[fleet dove]

There can’t be 2 #1 Pixels

[wild meadow]

yo do any of yall play the pribyl

[fleet dove]

Please you two fight to the death

[lunar zodiac]

The bot that does the game reviews genuinely pmo. Like, I lost a game and it said "Staying resilient is what will win you games in the long run" like I didn't lose by not resigning 5 moves earlier

[tawdry mango]

he definitely was. moving slower than a 100

[unreal steppe]

my chess com username is winss

[fleet dove]

I have my money on #1 Pixel

[patent patrol]

everytime togishere sends me a scam trade on roblox i throw a bottle at my weird looking son

[wild meadow]

If u do can u lmk if its solid or not

[tawdry mango]

@wild meadowmagnus??

[wild meadow]

Cuz I may play it in my next tournament

[nimble arch]

Thank!- wait what ._.

[fleet dove]

It’s you

[royal pivot]

yeah its him guys

[unreal steppe]

people are far too gullible

[azure pivot]

Any 1800+ bullet players on

[wild meadow]

nah lmao

[nimble arch]

yay :

[glass tartan]

hotdog gambit

[patent patrol]

? Doesn't exist.

[unreal steppe]

preciate it

[tawdry mango]

Magnus can you give me chess tips

[dusky mortar]

Oi pessoal, tudo bom?

[tawdry mango]

im really bad

[wild meadow]

What rating r u

Like otb

[royal pivot]

play with yourself

[tawdry mango]

unrated

[jade kite]

brick

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/sarah-michelle-gellar-buffy-mirror-gif-18905888

[wild meadow]

play otb

[tawdry mango]

sit at the chessboard u noob

[unreal steppe]

@nimble arch there’s only one appropriate way to solve this, and it’s quite frankly been staring us in the face

[nimble arch]

I active turth to undermine you as a person!

[broski I still remember when you used an engine to look at ur ongoing daily game in order to 'see if my opponent was cheating"]

[royal pivot]

oh i wasnt talking about chess

[tawdry mango]

can i become world champion like u

[jade kite]

bros gonna get snitched on

[wild meadow]

nah

[tawdry mango]

if i work hard

[royal pivot]

nah i was tallkng about toys

[wild meadow]

sorry only i can do that stuff

[fleet dove]

What I honestly don’t understand is why chess.com does not follow fide rules for correspondence chess

[wild meadow]

mhm fs

[nimble arch]

nah not allowing engines is a good choice

[fleet dove]

I disagree

[tawdry mango]

why didnt u say hi to me today when u were at the office 🙁

[dusky mortar]

The oppeng tengo lengo is good?

[jade kite]

brick were u always fots

[azure pivot]

Who doesn’t cheat in daily games tbh

[nimble arch]

fide corro. is dead lamo

[tawdry mango]

yes 100%

[fleet dove]

At best, there should be two queues

[glass tartan]

never ever cheat

[torn sparrow]

good luck winning with clouds

[wild meadow]

Guys

[unreal steppe]

This would be a solid game of rock paper scissors; rules are:

1. we play bullet chess matches in order to decide who chooses what, then reveal after we each go
2. rock paper scissor winner takes all

[radiant swan]

is that how u got 1700 daily

[wild meadow]

Is the pribyl solid

[fleet dove]

They still hold correspondence worlds in fide

[torn sparrow]

people only win if someone else literally dies lol

[azure pivot]

I’ve been farming a 1400 in daily for 12 years

[fleet dove]

Where people have entire pcs only dedicated to engine lines

[torn sparrow]

yeah the only way to win is to make your games last longer to hope someone else dies

[fleet dove]

Bro does not follow engine chess

[unreal steppe]

what? die? since when

[torn sparrow]

literally only draws

[glass tartan]

mail chess, thats a good strategy.

[radiant swan]

insane dedication

[royal pivot]

he poisons them

[torn sparrow]

the only wins in corresponce are when someone is in a coma or smth i checked them

[unreal steppe]

unfortunately even if you snitch on someone, even if there is clear evidence of them doing it and admitting to it, some mods aren’t able to take action.

[royal pivot]

yeah just wait for them to get a heartattack

[tawdry mango]

i wonder how much money there is in cloud computing for prep. wasnt there a chess company doing that a while ago

[torn sparrow]

for the world championship yes maybe regional arenas with weak clouds you can refute someone

[fleet dove]

Why wait? You can induce one

[unreal steppe]

where is this information coming from? experience?

[nimble arch]

atp I should just make my own chess engine, birck, you down to join me?

[royal pivot]

no im not kira

[tawdry mango]

i have no eng experience bro

[nimble arch]

oh

[unreal steppe]

sure

[nimble arch]

🙁

[nimble arch]

Be quiet inferior

[jade kite]

its not about them not able to take action its them not wanting to

[tawdry mango]

i can market it if it's good tho : D

[torn sparrow]

I watched a video about it and just saw the results table of the world championship

[nimble arch]

also rare las pfp change

[unreal steppe]

that’s not nice 😕

[jade kite]

pixel do u happen to be league 3 in clash royale or is that someone else

[tawdry mango]

WHAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS HIM

[nimble arch]

yeah

[tawdry mango]

thats why he asked if i was always fots

[jade kite]

yeah i asked my gf for pfp recommendations and i got a few so ill stick with this

[jade kite]

wow so pro so high on my friend lsit

[unreal steppe]

huh

[fleet dove]

We need more (sanctioned) engine chess

[tawdry mango]

gf??? new lore is insane. dont talk to bro in years and he gets a gf

[unreal steppe]

oh you’re talking about the queen

[jade kite]

ew pekka bs

[nimble arch]

Pekka is fun

[unreal steppe]

i’m rotating

[jade kite]

time has changed

[nimble arch]

also pekka doesnt die to furnace

[magic shard]

use a ragebait deck

[torn sparrow]

good luck winning ever

[nimble arch]

it did get murdered by evo witch at some point tho

[jade kite]

have u tried pekka goblin giant

[rich sapphire]

Which direction

[tawdry mango]

how old r u now?

[jade kite]

18

well going to be at least but im old

[unreal steppe]

is goblin barrel still good

[jade kite]

yeah

[tawdry mango]

bro is growing up

[late laurel]

why after solving a puzzle, it gives 5 point. mistake takes 17-18 points, why???

[nimble arch]

I have! Its pretty much you have to defend until double elixr and then you make a 20 elixr push and 3crown ._.

[unreal steppe]

how about the log one

[nimble arch]

I hate it.

[jade kite]

logbaits always good

[nimble arch]

I have one, that one is recurits arrows bait

[jade kite]

it pisses me off sometimes i just lose one tower and then its better for me to leave the game

[rich sapphire]

You're doing easy puzzles

[fleet dove]

Engine chess is not 100% draws bruh

[jade kite]

the moment i lose a tower im just instant lost i think

[nimble arch]

yep, happens to me too

[magic shard]

do you like to sneaky golem

[nimble arch]

No, sneaky golem doesnt work

[unreal steppe]

atp clash royale is a chess variant

[jade kite]

thing is u play pekka u can comeback its impossible for me to get a mortar connection if i have one side open

[magic shard]

what's the best sneaky card

[jagged hearth]

I'm new here

[nimble arch]

and also im too unskilled to play cycle decks

[unreal steppe]

welcome

[rich sapphire]

Likely story

[late laurel]

daily 3 puzzle set

[nimble arch]

hog rider, put it in a golem deck instead of golem in a hog rider deck

[jagged hearth]

Guys gift me a nitro

[jade kite]

i played against sneakly golem once

[torn sparrow]

yeah as I said unless someone abandons a game

[royal pivot]

dont talk with me if your not connected

[jade kite]

i spelled it wrong

[nimble arch]

yeah thats true

[radiant swan]

<13yo kid talking btw

[magic shard]

I created a homemade deck for friendly battles its a goblin barrel and x bow deck do you like that

[nimble arch]

no.

[unreal steppe]

i haven’t played in around 3 years, can you rate my decks?

[nimble arch]

yes

its bad.

[jade kite]

yeah this was sneaky golem

there was no hog rider i guess but like

[nimble arch]

bro really decided to use electro dragon golem

honestly it could work, it works very well as a golem deck

[main lantern]

wtf is the deck on the left

[nimble arch]

though I would get sus when I see theres no hog rider

[magic shard]

I kind of started like decks with two win conditions after so many mega draft games against my friend

[jade kite]

mortar 2.9 its like the oldest deck

[azure pivot]

Sparky

[jade kite]

and ive played it for like the longest time also

[nimble arch]

mini wincon + main wincoin >>

[main lantern]

but with tornado? he doesnt even have ice wizard

[jade kite]

wat why do u need ice wiz

[magic shard]

Sometimes I have to use the x bow to kill the troops

[nimble arch]

afaik you only play two/three decks

• Miner motar
• Golem

xbow is kinda tough unless you are able to build ur entire deck a round it

[jade kite]

i played a lot of lavaloon on trophy road this season, i started off with xbow, i lumberloon when im bored

[main lantern]

cause you tornado everything so the ice wizard can splash. there is no splash unit in the deck so the tornado is kinda useless

[nimble arch]

lumberloon is pretty good right now

[jade kite]

its for king tower bro and to get mortar connection

[nimble arch]

it wont be when vine spell comes out tho

[jade kite]

since when was nado used for splash

[magic shard]

I just put goblin barrel and x bow and then other troops an two spells

[jade kite]

ok well i have rocket nado but like

[nimble arch]

hog exe nado

[magic shard]

and I made sure that deck shop approved it

[jade kite]

nado is for the rocket

[nimble arch]

deck shop is a lie, royale api is the thing now

[magic shard]

can I use it to check decks

[nimble arch]

I used to like deckshop but a lot of its thinks are really arbitary now

like it doesnt matter as much

you could totally put 8 loggable cards int othe same deck nowadays

(hyper bait)

[lime badger]

should I play paulsen 3. Nc3 or tarrasch 3. Nd2 against the french?

[nimble arch]

kinda? would be unreliable tho

[magic shard]

the only thing deckshop said that my deck was bad was its free to play level

[nimble arch]

oh that one doesnt matter

[main lantern]

personally i play tarrasch

[nimble arch]

all cards imo are equally difficult to upgrade

[main lantern]

but it doesnt matter

[patent patrol]

Both r fine Paulsen my pick

[magic shard]

it's ok because I only play friendly games

[nimble arch]

I bet its f2p level was when cards used to be harder to obtain and rarites were actually more rare

[jade kite]

the rarities are still kinda harder to get as u go up tho

[azure pivot]

Tarrasch has much less theory and the position is just as good

[twilit dew]

My toilet and poo

[jade kite]

is that playdoh or smth

[twilit dew]

Yess

[scarlet arrow]

#💬〡chess-talk

[twilit dew]

Oopsies

[scarlet arrow]

baka

brainrotted WCM

doing poo poo

[twilit dew]

[brazen ibex]

what your ratign

[lime badger]

ok yea same as what I'm reading, I'm gonna go with tarrasch for a bit

[brazen ibex]

rawr rawr rawr

[nimble arch]

exchange just to annoy em

[jade kite]

i agree

[brazen ibex]

can u play a rapid

[lime badger]

lol yea i was reading that too

[royal pivot]

that depends on if i can play or not

[brazen ibex]

are u down for a rapid game

[jade kite]

im grinding cr rn

[royal pivot]

no i this sudden invitation seems suspicious so you might be cheatinh

[brazen ibex]

Grinder

[brazen ibex]

nah i js wanna play a higher rated player

i like playing against higher rated players

[royal pivot]

if you clikc on my profile you can see im not rated higher than 1000 so im the same rating as you

[shy dust]

Damn bro this is real art ngl

[brazen ibex]

ohhh i thought u were the countingbrilliants guy

[royal pivot]

oh so you figured out my secret personality

yes i am

[brazen ibex]

arent u like pro at chess

[grave hamlet]

I want 40 tomorrow ahhhh

[royal pivot]

no i blunder my queen every two moves

[torn sparrow]

is this survival

[brazen ibex]

Same 🥀

[grave hamlet]

Yea I enjoy it a lot

Can only do one a day tho

I aim to do it fast, 22 seconds too slow still

[torn sparrow]

I got 49 streak today but got lazy and and did 3 mistakes

[radiant swan]

what do u do with the c1 bishop tho

[grave hamlet]

Oooh, what’s your highest?

[scarlet arrow]

you destroy the opponent without

[grave hamlet]

I want to reach 300 streak eventually

[torn sparrow]

today highest 50

[royal pivot]

man i havent done this in a long time

[scarlet arrow]

it's useful to protect f2 in some line/bait traps

[torn sparrow]

impossible

[scarlet arrow]

the tarrasch french is really nice to play

[torn sparrow]

world record is 300 maybe

[grave hamlet]

There’s a person with 316 as highest rn

[azure pivot]

No clue lmao

[scarlet arrow]

there's only one annoying line tho'

[azure pivot]

3.c5?

[grave hamlet]

Ofc small steps I expect the journey to 100 to take a while

[torn sparrow]

you are not a FM with 10 hours to waste vro

[grave hamlet]

But I want 300 haha

[scarlet arrow]

ofc

bat oké

I played süchting

and

[grave hamlet]

I’m an insomniac so I gain 10 hours a day just from that

I use chess to keep myself away from falling into laziness and other stuff since no school atm and stuff

[royal pivot]

your forgeting the fm part

[grave hamlet]

Smh, give me 7 years

[rustic peak]

Is aylina chess a Trumper? Pretty random but I've seen a bunch pro maga sh*t she's liked

[grave hamlet]

I expect the journey to 100 to take another 10 months atleast

The puzzles past 30 start getting ridiculous for current me

[dusk crest]

is caro kann good opening for 450 elo games?

[royal pivot]

thats gonna take way longer than 10 months cuz you also have get good at general chess and reach a rating of like 2000

[grave hamlet]

Well, let’s see how close I get in 10 months, this will be fun

[royal pivot]

cuz some 2000s cant even go to 100

[grave hamlet]

I like challenges

I was a league of legends addict once afterall

[royal pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/league-moments-gif-3864847921715501909

[grave hamlet]

I don’t play it anymore but I still know how to Ofc

[royal pivot]

oh

[grave hamlet]

It’s like muscle memory kinda

I quit around 3-4 years back

[obtuse sandal]

67

[grave hamlet]

I also used to go to ssbu tourneys, but quit due to wrist issues and it just being brutal

[royal pivot]

i gonna start tweaking

mustard...

[obtuse sandal]

67 mango

[whole eagle]

Hi amazing people! How are you all?

[royal pivot]

RAHHH

[dusk crest]

🔫

[grave hamlet]

Good good, hope you been well grace

[royal pivot]

your too happy jolly im gonna block you

[grave hamlet]

Nahh, we need some happy players smh

[whole eagle]

Okay. Go ahead. I got no opinion that you don't like my kindness. 🙂

[whole eagle]

Did I say something wrong?

[copper gulch]

hi

[whole eagle]

Thank you. Because I suffered today. I'm okay now, just recovering.

[royal pivot]

ok i forgot how to block people

[dusk crest]

no

[grave hamlet]

Hello hello

[whole eagle]

Go to their profile and you'll see something on the top right. Go ahead, block me. I don't care. "The more"

[royal pivot]

no im too lazy

[grave hamlet]

Ahh, my condolences, hope you feel better

[royal pivot]

nice suffer moree ahaha

[grave hamlet]

Counting stop trolling the kid smh

[whole eagle]

Thank you.

[royal pivot]

alright smh

[whole eagle]

I don't care about your insults. If you want to go curse someone, go curse the devil, thanks.

[royal pivot]

Nooooo

[grave hamlet]

Relax grace he was joking

He just took the joke a bit too far

[whole eagle]

I don't find it funny when the joke is about someone else's well being.

[grave hamlet]

But he just playing around

[torn sparrow]

vro is locked in

[magic shard]

ragebait gambit 💀

[jagged hearth]

Shut up bro you're 10

[whole eagle]

L insult by the way. Maybe I should block you instead. 🙂

[royal pivot]

heh im just too good

[grave hamlet]

I agree

[royal pivot]

oh your that mad?

[whole eagle]

No. I just don't want people like you talking to me.

[royal pivot]

i winn

[nimble arch]

oh v is here

[royal pivot]

ok

[torn sparrow]

oh pixel is here

[small vigil]

oh greenflower is here

[jagged hearth]

I'm here too

[whole eagle]

Maybe if you try being nice rather than ragebaiting other people, you would have more friends than you currently had and a better life.

[royal pivot]

noooo

[grave hamlet]

I shouldn’t be here, I should be studying variations

[whole eagle]

Welcome to the server. 🙂

[royal pivot]

im biting the sand rn

[nimble arch]

exams

[paper zenith]

heya chesstalk

[whole eagle]

Good for you, keep biting. See how that feels now?

[grave hamlet]

Exams? I don’t got any, I’m not in school

[jagged hearth]

Yeah thanks

[royal pivot]

yeah it taste good

[kindred crypt]

Bro offended the wrong person with a joke

[jagged hearth]

Where are you

[royal pivot]

man their acting like i said some horrble thing to them

[grave hamlet]

Im an adult

[kindred crypt]

She's going deep....

[kindred crypt]

What you say?

I just woke up

[magic shard]

why is werker here

[royal pivot]

i ssaid im gonna block them for being happy

[whole eagle]

Maybe your existence is the horrible thing. 🙂

[kindred crypt]

I just woke up. Cant you read 💀

[jagged hearth]

Ohh my god what a comeback 🤯

[magic shard]

I'm just kidding you're chill
most of the time

[torn sparrow]

he is my south african friend which is 100 percent dutch

[kindred crypt]

Okay ye but that's kinda weird broski

[royal pivot]

yes im sorry for talk with you i know i shouldnt exist near someone like you 😔

[whole eagle]

Taking centuries to type @royal pivot

[royal pivot]

thats the point

[whole eagle]

Good boy. Now go be nice to other people and behave.

[nimble arch]

why not

[royal pivot]

no

[grave hamlet]

I took a break from it for reasons

I work tho so it’s not like I do nothing

[kindred crypt]

Most of the time , ayo tf..i try helpin ppl here , found out center game just heats everyone below 1200 💀 , so im recommending it to everyone but no one wants to listen

[nimble arch]

meh

[whole eagle]

Finally 100% for you.

[nimble arch]

oh no, still 97%

[kindred crypt]

You wont get to 1000 if u behave like a bad boy

[torn sparrow]

did you know that queens attack beats everyone below 1200

atleast when I play it

[whole eagle]

NOOOOOOO

[kindred crypt]

QIA?

[royal pivot]

sorry sensei ill be a good boy woof 😔

[torn sparrow]

no scholars mate

[kindred crypt]

I play it in variations of the Nimzo

[magic shard]

Im kidding lol

[whole eagle]

Not only are you an L ragebaiter, you're also cringe as hell 💀

[torn sparrow]

also very interesting variation is knights odds for me where I beat 1200s aswell

[royal pivot]

grrrr

[magic shard]

that's enough

[torn sparrow]

I would recommend having knight odds to beat 1200s I have a 100 winrate

[shy dust]

1900 blitz on cc now 💪

[whole eagle]

Can't handle the truth? Maybe next time, don't mess with me 💀

[royal pivot]

yeah your too sigma

[azure pivot]

When 2k

[shy dust]

Soon hehe

[grave hamlet]

Anyone want to play a game with me? I’ll fight anyone from 900-1600 ish

[kindred crypt]

Tf , ahhhhh i kinda remember this , i remember a 2090 being theoried up with Scholar's mate , but i mean deep Theory and still winning. That was wild to see. 1800s totally forget how to play against that and the fried liver cuz it becomes rare

[whole eagle]

You farming people or something?

[shy dust]

5+0

[jagged hearth]

Are u ok how's your headache?

[kindred crypt]

Still 1-0'ed you. But im extremely impressed, keep it up broski

[nimble arch]

when 2k

[magic shard]

greenflower almost won vs me when he used the scholars mate

[torn sparrow]

bro I almost beat 2400 today with scholars mate but he wasnt a snail

[azure pivot]

I am 2k lil bro

[shy dust]

Bro always has to one up me 💔

[nimble arch]

the sync is wild

[kindred crypt]

Wild

[magic shard]

Who's the 2400

[whole eagle]

Then why gun?

[kindred crypt]

But you're beyond cooked tho

[torn sparrow]

doryetuosenbcakohn whoever that is

[kindred crypt]

That's life ong

[whole eagle]

at being stupid 💀

[magic shard]

oh he's the idiot

[tawdry mango]

📠

[shy dust]

🥀

[royal pivot]

are you insulting your own iq 💔

[torn sparrow]

he is a good chess player bro

[whole eagle]

Gone, thank you for asking. How are you doing?

[shy dust]

I think he's an okay chess player

[whole eagle]

No. My IQ is bigger than your love life.

[kindred crypt]

I was winning like really winning against @timber badge with Alien gambit, laughed during the game and didn't focus and lost with a queen misclick. That was hilarious

[magic shard]

we played 5 games today I won 4 and lost 1 because I played too slow

[shy dust]

So corny bro 🥀

[magic shard]

💀

[jagged hearth]

I'm ok ☺️
I hope you'll survive your cramps
Be strong and steady 💪

[whole eagle]

Thank you. You're a nice person. 💪🏻 Don't change. 🙂

[shy dust]

(he's not 1100 btw he's 2k or something lc he's pretty gud)

[kindred crypt]

Again cooked. I can most likely keep up with you with wing gambit if i tried properly

[magic shard]

he should have lost because he played the caro kann

[torn sparrow]

I can confirm this position is dead winning for black

[whole eagle]

Is it bad that I don't understand what corny means?

[kindred crypt]

He knows 💀

[shy dust]

Alr

[whole eagle]

I do admit I'm a nerd, but at least I'm smarter than you.

[shy dust]

Yes.

[royal pivot]

yeah im dumb

[kindred crypt]

Dory's in TMC league

[whole eagle]

Yup.. You are, buddy. 😐

[shy dust]

I c

[magic shard]

usually if I'm not in mode then my first game or few games is snail and then i can become faster

[royal pivot]

woah your so smart and intelligent

[torn sparrow]

bro you would have lost that position if we had 1m there😭

I am pretty sure there is a forced rook loss

[magic shard]

the reason I got a lost position was because I was low on time

[kindred crypt]

Ima be honest, ima be a wert clone forever. I don't really play blitz. I only play classical 💀 true snail, currently 6/6 in 30 min chess.com tho

[nimble arch]

🥱

[azure pivot]

Anyone geoguesser

[torn sparrow]

ahh this is wert vro

[magic shard]

good job

[nimble arch]

where can I find those glasses

glasses are expensive nowadays

[kindred crypt]

I am Werter

[torn sparrow]

bro has 0 stealth

[copper gulch]

who pinged

[torn sparrow]

me

[copper gulch]

darn it

[torn sparrow]

pixel told me to do it bro

[kindred crypt]

Ong , im playing over my board while playing over my phone. So i use all my time. Im practicing notations while i play aswell, i wanna pump up my 1700 fide i got recently to 1900-2000 through the 5 tournaments i play next year

[copper gulch]

how dare he

[tawdry mango]

real v?

[copper gulch]

who

[tawdry mango]

😮

[copper gulch]

what

[magic shard]

mostly get good at tactics and you're chilling

[kindred crypt]

@copper gulch the f is your name 💀, barcode?

[copper gulch]

hi bricked

[torn sparrow]

this is me fr but I am bad at tactics

[tawdry mango]

it has been 10 years since ive last seen this

[copper gulch]

bye bricked

[tawdry mango]

there are too many v imposters btw

[copper gulch]

i shall take my three month leave again

[magic shard]

tactics are so good for classical

[tawdry mango]

bye bye 🙁

[copper gulch]

what where wdym

[torn sparrow]

I drop them in classical💀

[magic shard]

don't

you should do chess tempo

[tawdry mango]

so many people with the name V randomly. i saw one a while back

[kindred crypt]

Yeah im doing puzzles a lot too. The tournaments only start in June. So im chilling, built a new Repertoir aswell. Going neo catalan and english botvinnik now. French defence as black against e4, continuing nimzo defence. Added Portsmouth gambit as a surprise opening alongside center game and or 4 knights scotch as my 2nd choice

[torn sparrow]

the puzzles there make me think

but I dont want to think

[copper gulch]

like @hazy zenith ? or uhh idk

[magic shard]

looks good

[magic shard]

you need to think

[tawdry mango]

there was a just joined like 3 weeks ago

[copper gulch]

oh yeah them

[tawdry mango]

i remember talking to them

[magic shard]

if you want to get good at ultrabullet you also need to think too

[kindred crypt]

Chesstempo's puzzles are relative to your current fide

[copper gulch]

did u think it was me or smth

[torn sparrow]

how did I beat a 3000 then vro

[tawdry mango]

no they just reminded me of u

[kindred crypt]

Ima be ding liren for sure

[copper gulch]

gee how sweet

[torn sparrow]

with level 1 thinking no cap

[magic shard]

idk paid actor
free actor maybe

[copper gulch]

[torn sparrow]

nah he beat me 100 times before

[whole eagle]

I love your profile.

[torn sparrow]

its statistics

you will once per year smth

[kindred crypt]

E-love going too far

[copper gulch]

i love you grace

[magic shard]

ok then luck

[kindred crypt]

@torn sparrow are you a guy? Cuz i can't tell, you act like a femboy

[magic shard]

you're not gonna rely on games that 0.01% chance to win

[torn sparrow]

I am 100 male bro

[copper gulch]

are you assuming

[torn sparrow]

onyl male verified

[copper gulch]

assuming makes an ass out of u and i

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[whole eagle]

Um.. thanks?

[copper gulch]

oh no you're a guy

[tawdry mango]

@copper gulch remember u used to go to school with someone from here. who was it again

[torn sparrow]

bro when I am up a piece in classical games I just give it back smth

[copper gulch]

how have you been?

[copper gulch]

no one.

[tawdry mango]

what

[whole eagle]

Good, thank you. But not good today since my cramps and effects are killing me. I'm recovering though. You?

[magic shard]

bro keeps pinging me when I'm trying to watch some random YouTuber play pvz fusion

[tawdry mango]

im remembering wrong

[copper gulch]

aw i hope you get better soon
i'm tired lol. been having a lot of things

[copper gulch]

you are

[tawdry mango]

😭

[magic shard]

the solution is to do tactic puzzles

[copper gulch]

it's fine. dementia is normal when you're older

[whole eagle]

Like what? And thank you.

[tawdry mango]

im actually so old it's not even funny

[copper gulch]

studies and sports. remember to drink water

[copper gulch]

weren't you 17 a year or two ago

[tawdry mango]

💀 ??

im 24

[copper gulch]

.

[whole eagle]

Oh yeah. I'm probably going to drink smoothie later.

[copper gulch]

oo what kind?

[whole eagle]

You're not an adult. You're an adult teen.

[copper gulch]

bricked weren't u the guy who filmed himself doing pushups

[patent patrol]

It’s over for u unc

[whole eagle]

Strawberry banana from the store. Been in the fridge since yesterday.

[tawdry mango]

yes 🙁 now im out of shape

[worthy dawn]

bruh what

[formal relic]

is 21 baby adult

[worthy dawn]

wth...

[whole eagle]

Nope. Ages 13-18 is teenager. And ages 18-25 is an adult teen due to college/university. And ages 25+ is young adult. 🙂 Till elderly till the afterlife.

[copper gulch]

😭

[copper gulch]

that's not good. drink it when it's fresh

[formal relic]

aight

[copper gulch]

your life restarts every decade

[torn sparrow]

https://link.chess.com/play/jtFNpB does anyone wanna play

[whole eagle]

Yeah, thank you. I haven't opened it yet so it's fine.

[copper gulch]

yikes..

[formal relic]

real

[whole eagle]

Honestly, I wish the smoothies from the stores were thicker and not like water at the same time.

[whole eagle]

That's okay. You'll get there.

[tawdry mango]

uncalled for 😭

nah i mean im healthy just not like before when i used to actually not sit in front of the computer 10 hours a day 🙁

[copper gulch]

you should make your own

[strange sky]

What happens if my chess a connected with google and then u conmected with dc

[patent patrol]

Run a mile everyday

[copper gulch]

nothing

[tawdry mango]

google is login. discord is just a social connection

[whole eagle]

I wish.. But I don't have the ingredients.

[tawdry mango]

would be lightwork

[strange sky]

Okayy thanks guys

[tawdry mango]

i can run 5k easily

[patent patrol]

Get2it tubbsta

[copper gulch]

i can barely run 1k

sighh

[whole eagle]

You'll be connected. How to be connected? Go to your profile, then settings, then there's a section that says "Account", go there, then scroll and then "Connect to Discord". And get trusted here by using the command / trust.

[tawdry mango]

my friends are all insane runners so i cant let myself slip in that aspect

haters make me healthier

if i cant run with them then i will get clowned

[kindred crypt]

I might get premium today

Who knows

[torn sparrow]

good boy

[kindred crypt]

I wann commit self killing

[torn sparrow]

I mean rich boy

[kindred crypt]

Im actually really poor

[torn sparrow]

show proof vro

[kindred crypt]

Donate to me vro

[kindred crypt]

I only got 20 $ in my account

[torn sparrow]

I am poorer vro

[torn sparrow]

ahh rich man

[copper gulch]

vro ur all poor

[tawdry mango]

i have this friend he is so cracked

[formal relic]

chat try not to say "vro" challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE

[kindred crypt]

Vro , when will you get a cute tomboy gf @torn sparrow

[tawdry mango]

13k at 5min pace

[kindred crypt]

Built DIFFERENT

[copper gulch]

mental.l

[tawdry mango]

he does this basically every 2 days

[kindred crypt]

Vro...

[torn sparrow]

syvau dont make me come to south africa

[tawdry mango]

so that was the 18th. this is the 16th

literally every 2 days he does something crazy

[kindred crypt]

Syvau , the women here are all hello kitty fangirls

[copper gulch]

can u tell him to make a funny shape

[copper gulch]

no im not like other girls vro

[kindred crypt]

they are clinically insane 🥶 🥀

[tawdry mango]

I follow Strav art on instragram

[torn sparrow]

I know all chess players in south africa atleast the dutchies they are weak in chess and are adoptable

[kindred crypt]

Vro's a tomboy cat girl

[tawdry mango]

no @twilit dew is a mymelody girl

[copper gulch]

yes vro

[kindred crypt]

Ye somewhat. Mnyasta Charlton is currently the biggest prodigy rn at 2170 fide , but he's black. James Dinham is an English folk he's around 2030 fide rn , guy is the only white guy up there, and he aint dutch. So i kinda agree 💀

[kindred crypt]

Sybau 🥀 , Lily dont like me cuz i decline her matches alk the time like a the respectful white male i am

[torn sparrow]

ahh you are so lucky I dont have 1$ to smuggle secretly in the airport

[tawdry mango]

u are too good bro we all saw your games

[copper gulch]

i struggle to smuggle a penny

[kindred crypt]

Ong

80% Against a 1050 elo 🔥

[tawdry mango]

dw i lost in bullet to 900 just 20 mins ago

[kindred crypt]

@copper gulch are you 4'11?

Syvau 💔 🥀

[torn sparrow]

yo ho w is the chess mafia in captown

[kindred crypt]

Life

[kindred crypt]

I am the chess mafia

And i am from Cape Town

[torn sparrow]

howo fast to get diamond

[kindred crypt]

This isnt Valorant

💀

[torn sparrow]

no diamond membership from fake CM title

[mint adder]

sup nerds

[kindred crypt]

Im gonna adopt you

[kindred crypt]

Sup fellow nerd 🤓

[mint adder]

buddy I’m his dad he’s already in good hands