💬〡chess-talk

[prime hedge]

user?

[sullen slate]

Airbenzo

[limpid viper]

42 second think on this move

some people are not real bro

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-cat-pat-pat-gif-25250101

[patent patrol]

Happens

Overloading w the queen like that makes some positions a nightmare

[sullen slate]

I can almost guarantee this dude is cheating against me

[idle oracle]

[sullen slate]

Your weird bruh

[pale pollen]

I will try to quit chess.com, I will play lichess only now

[bitter niche]

he clearly wanted qb1 but mouseslipped smh

[tepid wigeon]

Deep and theoretical games like this one is rare

Black forfeit at a natural point, ready to try his 3 first moves on someone else

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-clapping-austin-powers-gif-26345367

[tepid wigeon]

Also this trainwreck

I had no right

[dull blaze]

fighting aganist the chess mafia

[tepid wigeon]

He had a wrong enough

[dull blaze]

respect

[bitter niche]

if your opponent plays f6 vs your italian you play d4 and tear everything open

i like the technique

never play f3 or f6

[torn sparrow]

@young swan this you?

[bitter niche]

thats what ben finegold once told me

[tepid wigeon]

I spotted it late and I was just waiting for that but he wasnt having it

[pale pollen]

yup

[limpid viper]

true shreksdad ur right

[bitter niche]

im always right

[limpid viper]

except in your games

[dull blaze]

but what if lichess also in the chess mafia

[limpid viper]

french

[torn sparrow]

what if endgame ai is in the chess mafia

[dull blaze]

what if fide also in the chess mafia

shit I guess you just gotta quit the game then

[limpid viper]

nobody likes the french enough to include them in the chess mafia so lichess is not in the chess mafia

[scarlet arrow]

funny ahh rook

[torn sparrow]

thats what they want you to think

[scarlet arrow]

oops

[torn sparrow]

just h4 bro

[limpid viper]

did the chess mafia send bastman to distract us

[tepid wigeon]

Only big boys know the short kings diagonal… the rule saying that short men who train too much for muscle will get too wide and look silly

[torn sparrow]

he is french so the chess mafia doesnt care about nationality bro

[dull blaze]

i just lost 233 lichess puzzle rating

[limpid viper]

whats ur lichess puzzle rating

[dull blaze]

2466

[bitter niche]

js h4 gang

[limpid viper]

still 200 higher than me

[quasi nova]

If only my puzzle rating equated to my rapid rating

[torn sparrow]

vro thinks he is greenflower

[bitter niche]

who is goonflower

[rustic robin]

can someone explain to me how this knight sacrifice is a considered a brilliant move? is it because it prevents the king from castling?

[torn sparrow]

its because of the fork

e5 bruv

he will try bb4 but c3

[tepid wigeon]

He refers to himself in the third person, like a desperate to be heard person.. a real turd person.
Like caesar 🦾

[dull blaze]

after king takes knight we can go pawn to e5 and win the piece back, blacks king is permanently weakened because the f7 pawn is gone and it cannot castle

[torn sparrow]

I would love to be caesar vro

[tepid wigeon]

Well if I was Caesar, my first priority would be separating my identity from anything salad based

[torn sparrow]

that would probably work against you

[prime hedge]

Gg

[sullen slate]

That game was sus

[prime hedge]

why?

[sullen slate]

Why weren’t you replying in the chat

[young swan]

I can't swear here, but I f'in HATE household chores

it seems my parents have it out for me to keep calling me the EXACT MOMENT I staryt the game

[bitter niche]

<@&745328830649991179>

[prime hedge]

cause chat disabled

[tepid wigeon]

I would have ended the civil war of the wikipedia page for caesar salad in a season and then went off to gaul for some fluffy greasy bread things

[torn sparrow]

I would have won bro if they did

[young swan]

that's why I "thought" for a minute

[sullen slate]

https://tenor.com/view/wyaking-gif-9712475764034023502

[young swan]

all those long thoughts? that's me going to do those STUPID works

[young swan]

and what were they?
"get the food out of the fridge"
"stop playing chess:
argument ensues
"
"Go take the clothes out of the garden"

[bitter niche]

that game was not suspicious, you js sold in the end

[young swan]

like WHAT. WHY ONLY ME AND WHY ONLY WHEN I'M IN A GAME

[torn sparrow]

vro bought excuses +

[young swan]

shut up pls

[distant spade]

yo do you guys think my opponent is depressed now
i blundered my queen but he didnt take it and then he blundered his and then he blundered checkmate

[young swan]

actually frustrated

I played 3games, and they called me EVERY SINGLE GAME

[tepid wigeon]

My friend worked at a local convenience store, every time someone asked him if he could check if they had anything in storage, he would instead just stand for a few minutes just behind the doors

[quasi nova]

Huh what's happening

[sullen slate]

I was asking if the game was rated or not and you weren’t responding so i thought you were cheating

[young swan]

and I lost all 3 of the games because of them
and then they proceed to rant about how they don't give a s*** about me and my chess

[torn sparrow]

krazy plot

[prime hedge]

no it is not rated

[bitter niche]

insane logic

[tepid wigeon]

If you werent in a game, would you notice tho

[sullen slate]

Nah that’s sound logic

[bitter niche]

id ignore your dumbahh in chat too ngl

[young swan]

wdym

[sullen slate]

Shut it 800

[bitter niche]

check my roles you rat

[sullen slate]

No

[magic shard]

ping me for 3+2 games

[prime hedge]

ok

[keen hearth]

This will forever be my Favorite Checkmate.

[magic shard]

get on chess.com I'll send you a challenge through there

[tepid wigeon]

every time really means «every time you got mad» which in reality just means whenever they ask and you are busy enough to be annoyed, right?
Offer to do stuff right before sitting down to play and then you have more weight to your side btw

[bitter niche]

thats so gross

[keen hearth]

WTF is that BS

[tepid wigeon]

«Shoulda fit my schedule»

[keen hearth]

Man must of been playing himself cause ain't no way

[bitter niche]

played a 300 so it checks out

[keen hearth]

Even at 300 elo

[idle oracle]

ya im 400 and i won

[magic shard]

gg

[prime hedge]

I hate blitz more than bullet

gg

[magic shard]

why

[prime hedge]

In blitz you gotta think fast and you can’t think slowly, but in bullet you only think fast…

[fleet dove]

gg

[upper crow]

yes exactly

[sullen slate]

Chat how could i improve my calculation

[topaz sinew]

😬😬

[tepid wigeon]

When you lose your queen early, put on some aggro music and just run at the other king for a 1v1, that way even if you dont win on the board you can keep your head high

[prime hedge]

math?

[upper crow]

full disrespect lol

[magic shard]

because in blitz you have to play fast but you also can't rely on flagging the opponent right

[sullen slate]

Yes math

[magic shard]

gg

[tepid wigeon]

I am glad to still be in the tier where this is a real savior

[upper crow]

lol

[prime hedge]

do more math

[fleet dove]

gg bro

[torn sparrow]

its always a savior

[kindred crypt]

won 2 lichess bullet tournaments in a row 😭

[magic shard]

gg

[tepid wigeon]

I mean like opioids to chronic back pain

[heady grove]

Im so happy I was able to win this

[fleet dove]

ggs

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyyy-gif-25277158

[prime hedge]

what is the qr code

[magic shard]

good game

[heady grove]

My profile

[fleet dove]

great game by you my compatriot

[prime hedge]

what will happen if you scan the qr code?

[kindred crypt]

low elo games are way more entertaining than high elo games 😭

[prime hedge]

true

[heady grove]

It will go to my profile

simple

[magic shard]

the games were good

[heady grove]

Not real

[sullen slate]

They make me wanna rip my face off

[prime hedge]

ok

[tepid wigeon]

A real man should cry like this every now and then.. like when he is made to by bigger more confident men 😳

[torn sparrow]

can we play fr

[heady grove]

100% a troll

[fleet dove]

there is no doubt a preponderance of positive qualities in the activities in which we partook

[magic shard]

what time control

[torn sparrow]

3 2

[magic shard]

ok

[tepid wigeon]

From a broader entertainment perspective or within the more narrow scope of chess education?

[sullen slate]

It’s hard to cry like that

It’s not something you can just do

[tepid wigeon]

I suppose thats why my dad was always making me cry then

[fleet dove]

I believe it suffices to say that both criteria were fulfilled to an adequate capacity, such that one's fulfillment does not depreciate the other.

[sacred flame]

No

[sullen slate]

I only cry when i watch anime

[tepid wigeon]

I was specifically inquiring regarding your subjective perspective, my apologies.

[sacred flame]

Bro what are these big words my brain dying

[tepid wigeon]

They are words

[fleet dove]

If you wish to espy my inner machinations, then I suppose such a dearth of direct assertion would indicate a foible upon your behalf, that being of communication.

[sacred flame]

[prime hedge]

”Lucky me”

[tepid wigeon]

Bro thats why I said my apologies keep up gawd

[sacred flame]

Finally something normal

[fleet dove]

Sincerity is quick but you are quicker

[nimble arch]

18 minutes

[tepid wigeon]

I am 33 years old, normal is a shot in the dark for me at best

[cerulean crane]

Anybody wanna 1v1 me?

[prime hedge]

30 min time control

[tepid wigeon]

Piss in an ocean of piss

[sacred flame]

Me

[prime hedge]

sure

[cerulean crane]

Only one person can

[sacred flame]

Me pls

[cerulean crane]

Ill play you first what’s your username

[nimble arch]

And you only used 8 of those minutes

[pallid thicket]

y yo

[tepid eagle]

mine is Witty_Alien

[prime hedge]

yes 😭

[cerulean crane]

Cap

[tepid eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/2slimey-gif-10488640410374335130

[cerulean crane]

Wtf

[tepid wigeon]

Wisdom chases me yet I remain too fast, yet life escapes me every time I slow down

[fleet dove]

Poetic

Life is prryhic in such a regard

[tepid wigeon]

Meh, I did too many yets

Yeah

[cerulean crane]

R u gonna 1v1 me or what

[tepid wigeon]

But even of you go full hannibal you might lose your eye in return

And still be known as the best to ever lose to the champ

[prime hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-jawline-rizz-rizz-face-sigma-gif-15344650371968005580

[tepid eagle]

gay and stupid ☝️

[tepid wigeon]

You and my dad should becomw facebook friends as you have much in common

[tepid eagle]

nah, get me YO MAMA instead 😂😂😂

[prime hedge]

what if he is your dad

[tepid wigeon]

How would I know either way

[tepid wigeon]

I never got this logic, this is rhe exact mistake my dad made

[sullen slate]

Try harding

[cerulean crane]

Im so blind bruh

[fleet dove]

thanks sherlock

[nimble arch]

I never really liked phrases like this.
Like with “wisdom is quick but you were always quicker”

Like what if wisdom tries to flee you but if you are faster then youll always be maintaining your wisdom and knowledge. If somone were try to keep knowledge or wisdom away from you then you would also be faster in that case to achieve it

[tepid wigeon]

Showing off your thesaurus to impress goth chicks is a rite of passage

[prime hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[fleet dove]

there is no such instance where wisdom is fleeting

[nimble arch]

Of course there are, brain injuries or dementia

You can forget some life lessons or become differently

[tepid wigeon]

You are chasing wisdom, but wisdom is faster

[nimble arch]

Yeah that would have worked

[tepid wigeon]

Its pc culture

[nimble arch]

Pc?

Personal computer?

[sullen slate]

Pointer finger

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-howl-animals-howling-gif-12068244

[sullen slate]

Is it just me or did chesscom update it so that i can only look at my game reviews

[prime hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/kittler-cat-meme-catmeme-gif-7579590569216234501

[tepid wigeon]

And not others?

[stable magnet]

2,2k elo ahh moves
https://www.chess.com/variants/4-player-chess/game/87380746

[sullen slate]

Yea it’s not letting me look at others

[tepid wigeon]

I saw that my free review is multiple now

[sullen slate]

Huh

[tepid wigeon]

I get more reviews

[sullen slate]

This app is so stupid

[tepid wigeon]

I havent tried anothers game tho

[prime hedge]

checkers?

[tepid wigeon]

Oligopoly

[sullen slate]

Yo no se mañana

[kindred crypt]

i quit chess

[prime hedge]

gambling?

[tepid wigeon]

For how long

[kindred crypt]

long time

[tepid wigeon]

I always wanted to see angry uninstall reviews for chess

Compare it to steam and other sources

[kindred crypt]

the game not worth wasting time on

[tepid wigeon]

More than other games?

[kindred crypt]

i only play chess so idk

[sullen slate]

Has chess not taught you any life lessons?

[tepid wigeon]

Its worth the fun you had combined dividdd by time spent

Minus any emotional stress

[kindred crypt]

it did at some point yeah

[sullen slate]

You use alot of big words for something with such low elo

[tepid wigeon]

None of my words had to do with skill

Other than having fun

I am good at that

[sullen slate]

Im just hating

[devout bluff]

Was this not a huge fumble

[kindred crypt]

i mean not worth wasting time on it to improve at my level at least cz it gonna take sm time but i can play for fun from time to time

[sullen slate]

Can you train me

[tepid wigeon]

I know, its ait all my people do kisses on the mouth so I am pretty strong mentally

[kindred crypt]

nah man 😭

[rich sapphire]

He forgot about b5

[limpid viper]

just saved that game by flagging him 😭 bro was so slow for some reason

[tepid wigeon]

Actually I gotta bring this back up because you are right and math looks way too clunky as words

[kindred crypt]

what

[devout bluff]

The thing is I captured a pawn there

[limpid viper]

1900 blitz gonna be kind of tough

[kindred crypt]

😭

[sullen slate]

Math?

[kindred crypt]

u there yet?

[rich sapphire]

I'm not following

[prime hedge]

do you wanna play me

[limpid viper]

1800

[kindred crypt]

100 to go

[limpid viper]

i just started playing blitz again

[devout bluff]

I posted the game in #💬〡improvement-talk

[sullen slate]

Idk if i should take a break from rapid and go back to playing bullet and blitz

Cuz im completely stuck in rapid

[north gale]

Try a new opening

[sullen slate]

I am

[rich sapphire]

What I meant was he can take the bishop because you never had Qa5 check because b5 stops check and protects the bishop

But you're 300 so it's not a huge deal

[sullen slate]

The openings are good

[north gale]

Have you tried learning new middle game ideas?

[sullen slate]

I haven’t mastered my new openings to that point yet

[devout bluff]

No I captured a pawn in C4 with the bishop so I couldn't move to b5 to check

[north gale]

Want me to look at some of your games? I can probably help you improve a bit if you’d like?

I’m bored anyways so I don’t mind helping out

Just DM me if so

2200 rapid

[rich sapphire]

Aren't you playing white?

[devout bluff]

Yes

Just view the game I wasn't able to move to b5 in the first place

[rich sapphire]

I'm not saying you had a check on b5

That's not what I was saying

[sullen slate]

Yea thanks alot

I’ll dm

[devout bluff]

Oh ok

[rich sapphire]

I was saying taking the pawn on c4 was a mistake by you because you forgot that after he captures your bishop on c4 you did not have Qa5 (trying to win the piece back) because of b5 in response to Qa5 preserving his bishop on c4 and stopping the check

[open sequoia]

My best game yet 🙏🏾

[summer maple]

why cant i chat in the chess improvement channel?

[rich sapphire]

You're pink

[summer maple]

what does it mean

[rich sapphire]

Pink people don't have rights on this server

[summer maple]

i js wanna improve gng i have 298 elo

[tepid wigeon]

I am simplifying chess in terms of value without external factors on a match to match basis. You take the amount of fun you had, divide it by time spent and subtract any emotional stress resulting from play.. even if its self imposed

Its the math that got me to stop playing league of legends

[summer maple]

r

[frigid karma]

dm me i can spam you beginner advice, i'm just waiting for something before going to sleep so i have like 30 minutes to answer anything now

[summer maple]

i connected my chess acc?

[rich sapphire]

What if I had no fun

[tepid wigeon]

Then you should reinvest your time, or work on the fun part of the equation

[rich sapphire]

What if I want to have no fun

To torture myself

[tepid wigeon]

Then you should reinvest your reinvested time back

Of course with a double down fwe

Fee

Im kidding of course but for real you have the right game

[rich sapphire]

[tepid wigeon]

Chess historically has had many champions who seemed like really broken men at the end of short lives

[nimble arch]

name 3

[tepid wigeon]

Paul morphy, fischer and a third guy

[quasi nova]

Bobby Fischer was a bit mental

Slight crash out

[nimble arch]

wow you guessed exactly the two I was thinking of

now can you think of anyone else

[sullen slate]

I feel like that’s really stupid

But that’s just me

[tepid wigeon]

Yes but they are nameless and countless

Its probably a case of crazy fitting chess but there are many

[rich sapphire]

Kramnik

I guess his life isn't short

But he sure is crazy

[tepid wigeon]

Like im sure chess didnt make them crazy, its just pattern recognition taken to unhealthy levels

[kindred crypt]

i wanna watch bullet games

[nimble arch]

nah

[tepid wigeon]

Still tho morphy has the best quote if you dont count fischers 9/11 slam

[rich sapphire]

This quote should be pinned to every channel on the server

[tepid wigeon]

He thought that but im talking about him still

[torn sparrow]

@magic shard ggs

[magic shard]

gg

[nimble arch]

quotes arent truths

[fleet dove]

gg

[nimble arch]

its just some thing some dude said

[magic shard]

was a good decision for me not to play rated chess today

[rich sapphire]

gg

[paper zenith]

hiii chesstalk

[tepid wigeon]

What about fischer and his 9/11 quote

[rich sapphire]

Hi Elsas

[fleet dove]

rated chess is overrated

no pun intended

[pale pollen]

The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of intelligence !
-Samuel

[rich sapphire]

I'm not familiar with that quote

[paper zenith]

heya radley

[torn sparrow]

I am always overrated

[rich sapphire]

Boy howdy

[fleet dove]

I'm always overrated except when I'm underrated

[paper zenith]

sup greenflower

[nimble arch]

I dont like this samuel guy

[magic shard]

I'm gonna analyze the games now

[torn sparrow]

nah you can be wellrated

[pale pollen]

I don't like this Pixel guy

[fleet dove]

mods can we please ban samuel

[torn sparrow]

hi

[pale pollen]

For what?

[magic shard]

I already know they're so bad

[main lynx]

while doing pushups right?

[fleet dove]

idk im just hopping on a band wagon

[nimble arch]

trying to ping everyone

[pale pollen]

Trying I knew it wouldn't work bruh

[fleet dove]

they were highly suspicious

[magic shard]

nah I'm going to focus on one thing at a time

[torn sparrow]

Idt they were so bad

[nimble arch]

ok so its useless

[paper zenith]

isn't that quote by pau- nvm

[nimble arch]

so why even do it

[torn sparrow]

I was a snail because I never play 3 2😭

[pale pollen]

Ik but fun

[torn sparrow]

I only play rapid or 3 0

[magic shard]

suspicious of moves that only low rated people would play

[fleet dove]

the eval bar was on a swingset

[pale pollen]

Bro never played 5|5 in his life

[rich sapphire]

Samuel who now

[main lynx]

thats actually wise statrment in life in general as well

[pale pollen]

Who what?

[torn sparrow]

its because we never had a clear position

[fleet dove]

they were quite complex

although the last game was kinda clear for you

[tepid wigeon]

Its one of the things that led up to him never going to the US again

[fleet dove]

you shouldve gone ng4 like 4 score and 20 years earlier

then you prolly could've equalized

[main lynx]

the second sentence caught me off guard there

[tepid wigeon]

Very reserved explanation

[paper zenith]

fr

[tepid eagle]

did he know it was an inside job?

[rich sapphire]

I might know what you're talking about

[torn sparrow]

I wanted to trick with qb6

[fleet dove]

im talking about in the endgame

[tepid wigeon]

Honestly I dont think he said anything Hasan Piker wont

Or hasnt

It was pretty bad

[tepid eagle]

so bobby fischer just became like unbased cuz now hes being
compared to hasan piker

[tepid wigeon]

Anything can be compared to other things

Thats how comparing works

[rich sapphire]

That's a very popular conspiracy theory

[tepid wigeon]

Judge different things together to convey something

It probably wasnt an inside job

[tepid eagle]

i trust fischer cuz that GOAT status doesnt earn itself

[pale pollen]

lol

[devout bluff]

Hello

Chicken butt

[magic shard]

@torn sparrow Na6 caro kann explain

[torn sparrow]

its cracked🥶

[devout bluff]

Ok bye

[magic shard]

it has a really high winrate

[tepid wigeon]

You can have as many goats as you like, living out your remaining days in Iceland is awesome but it kind of ruins your 9/11 specific air of expertise

[pale pollen]

Bro yall like more to listen to mozart, beethoven, bach, chopin, tchaikosky or rachmaninoff while playing chess?

[torn sparrow]

yeah black gets a good position or a good endgame

[tepid wigeon]

Nobody actually knowledgable about big secrets have to live in Iceland

[fleet dove]

I listen to the board, it tells me the right moves

[tepid wigeon]

I like benson

[main lynx]

chess speaks for itself ahh

[pale pollen]

who's that?

[magic shard]

I'm gonna play d4 instead of Nxf6+ next time

[kindred crypt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SHXxRmd6v9g?si=4b-YydzkUPVXXxfO

[kindred crypt]

@tepid wigeon

Here

[main lynx]

ofc everyone alr seen it

[tepid wigeon]

https://youtu.be/LELQLEDnDvg?si=-4BZE4D8f3zDCLiV

[pale pollen]

I'm embarrased at 2000

[torn sparrow]

playable if you want a draw

[magic shard]

doesn't look drawish to me

[torn sparrow]

I will prob still throw

[magic shard]

explain how it's drawish

[kindred crypt]

Bro in my head after 700 chess is all about memorising

[rich sapphire]

You have a 99% chance of meeting somebody who you can beat at chess

[torn sparrow]

nxe4 qxe4 qd5 qxd5 carlsbad structure with no queens

[pale pollen]

Ik

[rich sapphire]

If you're embarrassed after that then it is a you problem

[kindred crypt]

You mean beat the meat

[pale pollen]

Everyone I know is better than me (almost)

[rich sapphire]

Yeah that's the problem

Everybody you don't know are worse than you

[magic shard]

yeah you're right it's a dead draw
what do you know about d3 instead of Nxf6+

[torn sparrow]

idk that but its not dangerous

[tepid wigeon]

Its a numbers game, if a way lower rated player beat me then thats worse than losing to someone my own level. Also if I play against someone crazy, like many of you are, then I feel no shame losing but the chance of winning goes down so drastically

[patent patrol]

Good asf album!

[magic shard]

ok I'll find something

[pale pollen]

So I just need to be 2200 then I will be as strong as maybe 50% of people who Ik

[rich sapphire]

[daring turtle]

I just played my friend, can i get advice

1. f4 d5
2. Nh3 Bxh3
3. gxh3 Nf6
4. b4 Nc6
5. b5 Nd4
6. e3 Nf3+
7. Qxf3 Qd7
8. b6 axb6
9. Bb5 Qxb5
10. Na3 Rxa3
11. Bxa3 e6
12. Bxf8 Rxf8
13. Rg1 g6
14. c4 Qxc4
15. d3 Qc6
16. Rg2 h5
17. Rb1 Ng4
18. hxg4 hxg4
19. Rxg4 b5
20. Rb3 Qc1+
21. Kf2 Qc2+
22. Ke1 Rh8
23. h4 Qxa2
24. Rxb5 Qa3
25. Rxb7 Qxd3
26. Rb8+ Ke7
27. h5 gxh5
28. f5 Rxb8
29. fxe6 fxe6
30. Rg7+ Kd6
31. Qf4+ Kc5
32. Rxc7+ Kb6
33. Qd6+ Kb5
34. Qc5+ Ka6
35. Ra7# 1-0

[torn sparrow]

bro does not need theory to beat me😭

[pale pollen]

Better : https://music.apple.com/ca/album/tchaikovsky-piano-concerto-nos-1-3-violin-concerto/1452791646

listen to get 100 elo

[rich sapphire]

Your first blunder was playing f4

[pale pollen]

hehe

[patent patrol]

Stfu tchaikovsky George benson is breezin

[near nimbus]

guys

[pale pollen]

ew

[magic shard]

I'm preparing for others that play this lin

[near nimbus]

im losing it

[patent patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7zs0BUgI8GB3UcpjfElYnF

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> immentallyunstable1

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2208 (peak)
Blitz: 1310 (1318 peak)
Bullet: 1901 (peak)

[near nimbus]

ill try 2k bullet

idk if ill touch blitz

istg if someone says engine

ill skin them alive

[tepid wigeon]

You just did

[near nimbus]

ok

[torn sparrow]

damn 2+1 is crazy

[radiant swan]

peak 2000 elo rapid game

[torn sparrow]

2+1 pool is so weak i guess

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/owlkitty-cat-moto-bike-top-gun-gif-18387637408426385

[near nimbus]

:3

[torn sparrow]

vro when peak 2200 elo game

[near nimbus]

bro plz someone buy me a new mouse

[pale pollen]

that's good tho

[radiant swan]

if i get 2200

[radiant swan]

2 | 1 bro

im calling kramnik

[patent patrol]

I love grant green

I listen to a lot of jazz

And music in general

[near nimbus]

green flowerr

1v1?

[pale pollen]

Classical > Jazz > others

[radiant swan]

i beat zigzag yesterday and now I'm even more washed cuz i used my last 2 brain cells 🙏

[tepid wigeon]

Oh god this is almost my level

[torn sparrow]

come 30 seconds

[near nimbus]

wth

[rich sapphire]

I like jazz chess

[near nimbus]

wtv

[rich sapphire]

Oh wait

[radiant swan]

I'll volunteer

[near nimbus]

ill try my best

[lethal wigeon]

chad gigachad mascular giga shmega chadad 12-312-31 -elo sigma patrick bateman andrew tate william churchil edittt psycho chud

[torn sparrow]

no bro you need to teach the 2 1 players

[radiant swan]

nvm he wants to play 30s imma watch

[pale pollen]

+50 elo

[pale pollen]

those aren't bullets, those are ULTRA bullet

[torn sparrow]

I sent you challenge

[radiant swan]

bro thats not even ultra

[pale pollen]

yes

[radiant swan]

thats just hyper ultra is 10s | 0.1

[nocturne mesa]

Yo wassap

[radiant swan]

or minimum 15 seconds

[glass tartan]

😬

[pale pollen]

well samething for me

[radiant swan]

fair

they're all bullet ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modern owl]

Balanced

[near nimbus]

bleh timeout

[pale pollen]

I've played 0|1 on lichess and it says bullet

[torn sparrow]

slow

[radiant swan]

@torn sparrow bro cooked

[torn sparrow]

you need to learn how to be fast

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bike-travel-outside-kitten-gif-19860886

[near nimbus]

again

[radiant swan]

lets play one unrated 30s bro

[torn sparrow]

bro he doesnt know ho to premove I think

[near nimbus]

i dont even use it

[radiant swan]

its there for a reason bro everyone uses it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Codename: Siesta (awfulatahedres)

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (2055 peak)
Blitz: 1914 (1923 peak)
Bullet: 1818 (peak)

[radiant swan]

well granted some only have one premove

holy inflation

[torn sparrow]

nah this is absolute cinema bro

[torn sparrow]

this isnt even your elo rn

[near nimbus]

come 3 mins or 2 mins

greenflowwer

[pale pollen]

@magic shard why you reacted with 💀 ?

[torn sparrow]

I would rather not because of your very high quality play

[radiant swan]

he left cuz caro aura bro

[near nimbus]

huh

[modern owl]

I just Want to reach 2k blitz soon

[magic shard]

I like to skull random chess.com profile commands

[torn sparrow]

your quality was crazy

[pale pollen]

damn

[torn sparrow]

if you learn how to premove you can get 2600

[near nimbus]

ohhh accuracy ?

[pale pollen]

I know how

[near nimbus]

mhm

[modern owl]

It is, the name isn't updated though and the profile picture

[radiant swan]

/profile

[torn sparrow]

what did you change your name too

[tepid wigeon]

Ah man you gave up the air of mystery too quick

[pale pollen]

I will download the new lichess app on my ipad mini @everyone

[magic shard]

it's ok

[torn sparrow]

you need to reconnect or the elo wont update

[radiant swan]

everyone ping crazy

[rich sapphire]

It's a nice app

[torn sparrow]

for that you need to play good chess but you sadly suck at it

[modern owl]

My goal for now is to play better blitz and aim for 2k

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/sarah-michelle-gellar-buffy-mirror-gif-18905888

[radiant swan]

wait what new lichess app

[torn sparrow]

vro ignoring me

[tepid wigeon]

You should have just skulled every attempt at questioning

So badass

[modern owl]

I just changed my name and Profile picture, I don't think discord has updated it here

[torn sparrow]

yeah tell me your new name vro

[rich sapphire]

Caissa?

[torn sparrow]

goddes of chess

[modern owl]

ArakiSaori

[radiant swan]

come play 10s bro

[pale pollen]

there is a new one

[near nimbus]

tf

eh sure

[magic shard]

I've done that to other people in the past

[near nimbus]

send

[shut agate]

op opening

[near nimbus]

ware opening

[torn sparrow]

do that against me in rated vro

[pale pollen]

bro I don't

[shut agate]

i do that when my mind wants so no

[tepid wigeon]

Some people go their whole life never finding a tool as reliable as that

[magic shard]

he'll lose anyways you can do it

[shut agate]

2 minor pieces for 2 rooks and won

[pale pollen]

@torn sparrow What's your national rating?

[torn sparrow]

1500

so weak

[near nimbus]

yoo i js saced the king to win a queen

[torn sparrow]

you will say so weak now

[pale pollen]

I'm 1930, I can bully you but I won't

Unless you bully me of course

[tepid wigeon]

How do I join in on this

Teach me

[torn sparrow]

on what

[near nimbus]

yo ape

wheres abraham

[tepid wigeon]

He died

Sorry bro i rhought you knew

[near nimbus]

[torn sparrow]

where is gorilla lincoln

[near nimbus]

we are born on the same day lol

feb 12

[tepid wigeon]

John whilkes baboon

[near nimbus]

i guess

bro i cant w ts life

[shell quail]

does anyone know why playing against 1700s is easier than playing against 1400s

[near nimbus]

i cant even sleep but im dying

[torn sparrow]

@shut agatesky come 1 v 1 bro

[floral trellis]

Bro can I PLEASE stay above 610 this is ridiculous

[torn sparrow]

its actually illegal bro

[floral trellis]

It’s unfair 🫩

[radiant swan]

ngl this looks kinda good

[torn sparrow]

if you stay between 610 and 620 you get banned

you need to skip it

[floral trellis]

[tepid wigeon]

Cause lower ratings has a lot more smurfs that have no use for the middle ground between their real and represented rating

[radiant swan]

disrespecting washed titled players 🙏

[tepid wigeon]

Partly anyway

[warm aspen]

ayo

[floral trellis]

I think I need premium for that

[shell quail]

idk chief i lost to 5 1400s in a row (im 1400) and then beat a 1731 and got in a winning position against a 2100

[tepid wigeon]

Yeah so the lower numbers might not represent the truth

[floral trellis]

Is this not a brilliant?

[near nimbus]

yall goodnight

[near nimbus]

nah

[shell quail]

yeah but it cant be all of them

[floral trellis]

Damn.. they ended up taking and I promoted with check

[tepid wigeon]

No for sure, but it can be groups at once following some online gamer

[spring lion]

You were already winning so no

[near nimbus]

bro thats mistake or bluner

d

[floral trellis]

I was? I felt I was screwed at that moment lol

[stray talon]

how do you add chess.com as a connection on discord

[near nimbus]

you couldve done ladder mate

[limpid viper]

imma put the blitz down for the night im playing so mid

[floral trellis]

Ohh so they messed up then.. 🫩

[near nimbus]

settings

[spring lion]

Whats the app called

[stray talon]

on chess?

[near nimbus]

eh yeah

[near nimbus]

cc

[stray talon]

what

[near nimbus]

chess.com

[stray talon]

okay

thank you

[near nimbus]

MY MINDD

I CANT STAY AWAKE MORE THAN THIS

[near nimbus]

np

goodnight everyone

[stray talon]

wait wait

[near nimbus]

idk

ye

[stray talon]

it says im already connected to discord but it doesnt show up on my profile when im playing

[open sequoia]

Im on a 5 losing streak so yk what that means

Bedtime

[spring lion]

Bullet time

[tepid wigeon]

From the flow state to the pro state?

[near nimbus]

hmm

try typing / prof

[open sequoia]

I play way better on my bed than on anywhere

[near nimbus]

withoout space

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nyb3019

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Rapid: 241 (400 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Potato Chip (calbee_44)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (2000 peak)
Blitz: 2002 (2097 peak)
Bullet: 2160 (2210 peak)

[near nimbus]

same lol especially when my laptop is cold

[stray talon]

that is not my rapid </3

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vijaykrishna Rajeev.M (vikramthelionofindia)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 761 (1322 peak)
Blitz: 745 (886 peak)

[near nimbus]

holy downfall

why is my head bleeding lmao

[pallid thicket]

Ikr....

[near nimbus]

goodnight fr ts time

bye everyone < 3

[rich sapphire]

Idk but good thing you're winning

[pallid thicket]

bye bye!

[deep sail]

Same

[rich sapphire]

Good luck winning queen vs rook

[tepid wigeon]

It happens

At 700 rating anything can happen, not feeling like rushing past

Learning is fun lol

[paper zenith]

@willow owl down for a game?

[rich sapphire]

Ouch

[cedar jacinth]

Hello

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Codename: Siesta (awfulatahedres)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (2055 peak)
Blitz: 1914 (1923 peak)
Bullet: 1818 (peak)

[modern owl]

Still not updated...

[rich sapphire]

Are you sure you changed your name

[modern owl]

Yes but I guess it'll take a while for discord to catch up

[mental loom]

What is not updated?

[modern owl]

My name, my profile picture and my rating which is 1917 blitz

[mental loom]

Maybe u can try to disconnect & connect again

[rich sapphire]

Did you mean on discord or on cc?

[modern owl]

Cc

Well it's not a problem so I'll just wait

[rich sapphire]

If nothing happens until tomorrow, you should try disconnecting and reconnecting your account to your discord

[magic shard]

whats your name

[wet hollow]

Hi dorey

[modern owl]

57% accuracy is wild

[magic shard]

hi person I've never met before

[modern owl]

Can't be helped, I was standing on the bus while playing that game

[stable magnet]

4 Player Chess is 4 times harder than chess

exhibit A
https://www.chess.com/variants/4-player-chess/game/87382841

[short summit]

Good morning chat

[paper zenith]

top o the mornin

[short summit]

You're not alone (win vs a 2170)

[short summit]

What's up?

[spring lion]

New name should be ‘0brilliants’ 🤡

[radiant swan]

poor guy was trying to teach London and got demolished

[reef canyon]

theres a good chance im gonna get paired with this guy next round in a swiss tournament, should i drop out?

[paper zenith]

CB2 hihi

[radiant swan]

wsg

[reef canyon]

500 with constant +95 performance on the tournament

[paper zenith]

not bad actually, hbu?

[radiant swan]

drop out rn

[reef canyon]

yeah this isnt worth it i cant abort once the game starts

[radiant swan]

and its rated so 💀

drop out now

[paper zenith]

im okay, u?

[reef canyon]

i wanted first

[radiant swan]

college dropout omg

[short summit]

35$ 🤕

[radiant swan]

not worth it he plays London

im telling you anyone that says london is good is fake

jobava is respectable

[reef canyon]

i dropped out

i should join a blitz swiss

[spring lion]

im telling you anyone that says b3 is good is fake

[short summit]

London is just "tell me your life is falling apart" ahh opening

[paper zenith]

my coach's second fav opening um

[radiant swan]

im not playing b3 in that account bro

[short summit]

Especially 2.Bf4 london

[radiant swan]

ok no wonder you're still 1200

[spring lion]

GOOOOOOD

[radiant swan]

i told you anyone that recommends London

[spring lion]

WATCH THAT ACCOUNT GET 2400

[radiant swan]

is fake

[spring lion]

and ur b3 account 2200

[radiant swan]

Jobava is respectable

Pyramid London is trash

[short summit]

I can agree

[paper zenith]

but i never played the london-

[radiant swan]

but your coach does

[reef canyon]

found me a blitz tournament to join

[spring lion]

How does coach openings correlate to student’s skill 💀

[radiant swan]

im playing only e4 there ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[paper zenith]

so?

[paper zenith]

exactly xd

[radiant swan]

hes a fake coach

[short summit]

Me and the other guys from the chess club gonna get free coaching by a good FM irl

[spring lion]

Exactly ur getting 2400 as a result

[near nimbus]

BRO I CANT SLEEP

[reef fog]

"hmmm I want 5 rooks" ahh game

[reef canyon]

make the most out ofit

[paper zenith]

well, thank goodness he gave up on me then 💀

[radiant swan]

real

[short summit]

I feel like I'm the only person there who cares alot about chess improvement

[paper zenith]

WHAAT LUCKY

[radiant swan]

97% accuracy against trashy london 👍

[short summit]

I played one blitz game against him he finds tactics quite damn fast I made one inaccuracy in the opening and boom over

[paper zenith]

whoa

[short summit]

He even said I was better in the opening phase

[reef canyon]

what opening was it

[short summit]

English opening Botvinnik system

[paper zenith]

hi newt

[knotty grove]

what??!

[spring lion]

What the sigma is this

[reef canyon]

hello countingelsas

[spring lion]

Bro blundered his bishop…

[reef canyon]

whyd i even ask the guy with 1. c4 on his display name

[knotty grove]

and he blundered back.

[short summit]

Are you asking what this is or you're calling it sigma I can't even navigate you man

[paper zenith]

surprisingly not surprising

[spring lion]

Fancy ahh name

[short summit]

😆

[paper zenith]

aaa need to fix that fr

[reef canyon]

all i do nowadays rlly is join swiss tournaments

[short summit]

Well uh quite simple. Botvinnik popularized it (stole it from someone who made it up and played it his whole life) so It's called Botvinnik system

[reef canyon]

not rapid ones literally every single one has at least one cheater

[paper zenith]

there

fixed

[mortal latch]

Guess whos back?

[reef canyon]

back again

[paper zenith]

idk

[azure pivot]

Newt!

[reef canyon]

wsg ki

im so washed rn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Newt (thedeerwarrior)

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Rapid: 2081 (2130 peak)
Blitz: 1750 (1926 peak)
Bullet: 1766 (1779 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> english_overlord

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2070 (peak)
Blitz: 1878 (2082 peak)
Bullet: 1854 (1929 peak)

[short summit]

I'm coming for you newt

[azure pivot]

[reef canyon]

you literally can do better than this

[azure pivot]

2100 level is good though I swear one day u just went from 2k to 2.1k and stayed there lmao

[reef canyon]

everyone getting to 2200 before me

[short summit]

I play like max 5 games a day

[reef canyon]

i can regain all that on a good day, not rn im drowning in schoolwork

[dense flint]

Hello happy chess people

[mortal latch]

[reef canyon]

interesting time usage

[azure pivot]

Average uni student

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Rapid: 2178 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2034 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2322 (2477 peak)

[dense flint]

why🙃

[reef canyon]

my kramnik senses r tingling rn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Amirzz Chess (amirzzchrss)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 609 (975 peak)
Blitz: 411 (1131 peak)
Bullet: 377 (704 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aaloka Kuruppu (kaaik)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1444 (1581 peak)
Blitz: 1288 (1465 peak)
Bullet: 1098 (1441 peak)

[dense flint]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-react-reply-kramnik-gif-26279270

[short summit]

How do you know btw

[nimble arch]

im shocked

[whole eagle]

Hi amazing people! How are you all?

[nimble arch]

consider me suprised

I never knew you were 2k

[whole eagle]

Chat dead.

[reef canyon]

isnt he 1800 FIDE

[nimble arch]

how would I know

[torn sparrow]

Fr bro I was adopting this guy the last day

[azure pivot]

Hungary is pretty notorious for inflated fide ratings

I remember Hikaru saying a lot of Hungarian norm tournaments would have ims charge rates to lose/draw games on purpose

[torn sparrow]

Ahh I thought Nemo went there to lose fide

[azure pivot]

Didn’t she have a dodgy road to wgm

[torn sparrow]

Yeah it's /s

[grave hamlet]

Who’s nemo

https://tenor.com/view/nemo-gif-18265951

[torn sparrow]

Nemsko I meant

[grave hamlet]

The fish?

[torn sparrow]

No very legit 2500 bullet WGM

[grave hamlet]

Oh she must be one of the girl players that pops up on my igs

[azure pivot]

come 10s

[grave hamlet]

I get chess reels of diff players

Idk half of them tbh

[inner grotto]

Those who nose

[torn sparrow]

Bro I fell below 2000 on my alt💀

I thought I was gonna farm random people

[grave hamlet]

What happened

[azure pivot]

Your mains fine so it’s all good

[grave hamlet]

Did you fight other alts?

[torn sparrow]

Nah I am js trash

[grave hamlet]

Not as trash as me

[torn sparrow]

Bro wants to suck that inflated rating

[grave hamlet]

I should be playing rn but I threw a game and I’m angry now

So gonna wait for tilt to end before next game

[torn sparrow]

You should watch Daniel narodistky speedrun to get cracked

1000s light work bro

[grave hamlet]

Maybe I’ll check him out

I haven’t watched a video in a while

I’m aiming for 1200 tonight

I’m prob gonna start the heavy grind in half an hour or so

[short summit]

[patent patrol]

Ahhh Jeff the killer

[short summit]

Yep. Lotta corrupt players

[lament nymph]

Hello

[last badger]

Over all these years, I never had an actual game where I needed to do knight and bishop mate 🥀

[grave hamlet]

Puzzle rush is fun

Got 24, gonna aim for 30 next time

[grave hamlet]

I don’t think beginners ever got to a normal endgame where it’s possible

Knight bishop endgame is rare

I’ve never needed it either

[last badger]

most ppl who learn K+B mate only learn it to flex that they know it , not cuz itll be useful

[short summit]

Beginners? Knight & bishop mate? What a world we live in.. back in 2020 the old 1900 Fides were in a group trying to figure it out 🥀

[last badger]

maybe it happened once in bullet for me, but i ended up just flagging my opponent instead

[grave hamlet]

Me when I finally promote my pawn and click on knight by accident and knight bishop mate saves me (not real)

[torn sparrow]

Alireza needed it bro last time in classical

[short summit]

I know someone who's 1900+ and he drew an almost 2k in that endgame

[last badger]

thats alireza, a top 10 player. If you a top 10 player, then why would you not know N+B mate lol

[grave hamlet]

I know the end position I need for the bishop knight mate but I’ve never actually done it irl

[tribal pagoda]

Who is Alizeza

[grave hamlet]

Or in game

[torn sparrow]

Its not being top 10 bro but they can try to exchange to that endgame if they think think you don't know it

[short summit]

"What's that? What's a dad" ahh question

[tribal pagoda]

top 10 question my stupid brain told me

[last badger]

i had this friend irl who learned K+B mate, and since he never got the chance to play it in a real game, he would just promote to a knight and bishop instead so he could show he knew the mate lol

[short summit]

That's crazy

[tribal pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-17665855225105354985

my cat killed chat

[short summit]

Chat what will be my Blitz fide elo after the tournament with cracked players?

[rich sapphire]

Alireza disagrees

[proper socket]

Hi

[whole eagle]

You guys are amazing people! ❤️

[proper socket]

can someone help me with there free chess review

[rich sapphire]

You too Graceis

[short summit]

Holy random compliment

[near nimbus]

FINALLY 2OOO BULLIH

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2208 (peak)
Blitz: 1310 (1318 peak)
Bullet: 2001 (peak)

[near nimbus]

dont mind my blitz guys

[whole eagle]

I would.. But I used mine today, sorry.

[near nimbus]

i dont even remember last time i played blitz

[whole eagle]

Eh. It's fine. I suck at daily too compared to my other ones. 🙂

[near nimbus]

lol same

[whole eagle]

I just don't understand why I suck at daily so much.

[rich sapphire]

Now get blitz 2000

[whole eagle]

Oh he will. :>

[near nimbus]

who even plays daily lmao

[near nimbus]

ill try

[rich sapphire]

Get daily 2000

[near nimbus]

bro

[whole eagle]

Eh. Some people I guess.

[rich sapphire]

960 2000

[last badger]

i only play daily chess with ppl i know irl, cuz i cant put that much trust to a random stranger, that they wont look at the fish once in the most critical position

[near nimbus]

i fw that

bro when i was playing some stranger offered rematch 3 times and lost lmao

[patent patrol]

Daily was meant for my 300 elo friends and my now ex to get beat in 7 moves and then never touch the match again

[near nimbus]

im gonna play rapid next days

its the only elo i care about

highest tho

[summer maple]

didnt expect improvement talk to be so dead

[near nimbus]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im in the top players in the rapid list

[summer maple]

any1 got tips? check improvement talk i got a message ther ._.

[rich sapphire]

Make good moves

[grave hamlet]

Are you playing with a plan?

[rich sapphire]

That's not great advice 💀

[summer maple]

yeah

[grave hamlet]

And saying make good moves is?

[rich sapphire]

That was a joke

[rich sapphire]

Try searching chess principles on YouTube

[grave hamlet]

Like, he’s below 500, he’s prob hanging pieces or misjudging scenarios rn

[reef canyon]

it was in his display name sometime ago

[grave hamlet]

The way I used to play as a kid was seeing if my pieces were in positions to do stuff and move around and safe before moving

[simple slate]

caught after strong performance is crazy lmaoo

[grave hamlet]

It’s easy to accidentally move a piece when learning and forget it’s protecting another piece where there might be 2 attackers and 2 defenders currently

[rich sapphire]

Strong performance 💀

[summer maple]

oh

[rich sapphire]

In other words, think before you move

Give yourself time to think

[grave hamlet]

Don’t rush to win, just try making good moves and not lose pieces for now

[rich sapphire]

Like a rapid game

[grave hamlet]

It’s okay if a game takes a while

[grave hamlet]

Definitely rapid

Blitz is fun as well but one should know basics before it

Saves a lot of time for first like 4 moves too once you’ve seen a lot

[reef venture]

hi

[grave hamlet]

I bet higher elos prob can play blitz first 6-9 moves pretty quickly

[reef venture]

bro the first 6-9 moves are theory

[radiant swan]

@reef canyon why did u play rapid 💀

[reef venture]

if you get it down

[rich sapphire]

[grave hamlet]

I know 4-5 moves deep for most openings so far I encounter

[bright yacht]

incredible

[reef venture]

thats good

[rich sapphire]

That's not ideal but it's a good start

[last badger]

I think that telling a beginner whose trying to improve the advice "just try making good moves", is like telling a depressed person "just try being happier" 😭

[grave hamlet]

I’m just almost 3 months in

[rich sapphire]

Good start

[grave hamlet]

I have childhood and some teen experience but not like too much

Was 1600 lichess blitz around a decade ago

[last badger]

like everyone is trying to make good moves

[reef venture]

in bullet you just make simple moves

[paper zenith]

emotional damage 😭

[foggy comet]

I read about this before, he was wearing male shoes iirc

[grave hamlet]

Ofc, but at the 500 below level it’s diff, I’m at 1000 so I just climbed out of it last week

Like the moves they make down there are sometimes legit just hanging pieces or not checking threats or what might happen 1-2 moves after

[reef venture]

F#%#

[grave hamlet]

They need to just slow down and take more time to think

[rich sapphire]

That's emotional damage, psychological damage, generational damage and all the other damages

[last badger]

The "just try making good moves" advice doesnt help much because its not like someone plays a game of chess, and they tell themselves "Hey rn Im not gonna try to make good moves"

[paper zenith]

spiritual damage 💀

[rich sapphire]

[wet hollow]

👌

wait a minute

Why are the two tips of the finger not touching each other?

[past junco]

imagine getting away w it but then getting caught bc ur shoes seem too masculine

[wet hollow]

Ts looks uncomfortable to look at 😨

[grave hamlet]

He wasn’t thinking of the endgame

He should’ve analyzed it beforehand

Lategame blunder frfr

[past junco]

fr

[reef venture]

wow

It happened @grave hamlet

Im so relieved

About to knock a #%### out

[tepid wigeon]

No it really isnt, one is an actual solution although neither are helpful

[stable magnet]

elo went down the drain
https://www.chess.com/variants/4-player-chess/game/87384997

[last badger]

why you using ### to censor out curse words like its Roblox

[radiant swan]

getting farmed by CountingBrilliants in ub is crazy

[last badger]

i mean if I was below 1000 elo, and I was rly trying to get better but I felt stuck..

if someone told me "just try making good moves", I would probably be really annoyed

cuz like, no duh ofc im trying to make good moves

[mint adder]

hi

[mint adder]

That’s like chess for “just git gud”

[last badger]

real

[tepid wigeon]

I agree it could be annoying but depression isnt as sad as learning chess 😂

[reef venture]

Because some words arent alloeed here

[tepid wigeon]

Like «allowed»?

[mint adder]

💀

[last badger]

idk chess can get pretty sad tho... have you ever lost to a little kid in a chess tournament who was wearing a Paw Patrol backpack....?

💔

[rich sapphire]

Almost

[tepid wigeon]

I think it would be dora the explorer in my time

But back then chess was for nerds

So I was playing cool games instead

[distant spade]

Ape lincoln

Omg

[tepid wigeon]

Like runescape and stepmania

All games are stupid really

And stupid is fine

[last badger]

this how the general public viewed chess before the popularity rise in 2020 💀

[tepid wigeon]

Not roblox rho

I am not a cannibal

[tepid wigeon]

I dont know if I believe the general public viewes black people before the mid 2020s

[last badger]

bro what-

[tepid wigeon]

I have been online with the people who hide away since rhe internet was young

Black people used to be well represented

Anyone wanna play a game of rapid

[mortal latch]

Bruh