💬〡chess-talk

[carmine tartan]

Usually u get hints tho

[azure pivot]

get out😭

[carmine tartan]

Do it rn

[warped mango]

It was Halloween
Me and my friends went into an alley then lured people with a crying baby sound
Ngl good times

[limpid viper]

this is kinda valid though

[azure pivot]

i know which one he'll get wrong

[whole eagle]

How are you guys?

[warped mango]

Wsg gng

[azure pivot]

naming the continents is not tough

[limpid viper]

like i can name them but i can't name them on a map

[potent gulch]

That actually looks nice lol

[patent patrol]

Wow nice then what did u do

[carmine tartan]

Africa bet

[whole eagle]

Sup

[weary holly]

1V1?

[azure pivot]

name them

[carmine tartan]

"Africa is a country"

[whole eagle]

No thanks.

[patent patrol]

How

[weary holly]

ok

[warped mango]

Scared them

[weary holly]

who 1V1

[oblique dagger]

+600 elo 💀

[whole eagle]

By the way. I'm allergic to mosquito bites. My bites swell up to half a size of an egg.

[carmine tartan]

Then name them

[deep bluff]

Let's just call the mods for hate speech

[whole eagle]

Nice soda profile. Orange flavored?

[limpid viper]

africa europe asia oceania north america south america antartica

[weary holly]

;-;

[carmine tartan]

Mby its just u scratching them i had one on my leg and it swelled up foo

[warped mango]

Bruh its a joke😔

[limpid viper]

bro i sat there for a minute i was wondering which one i was missing

[mortal latch]

Bruh why do you even care that much

[limpid viper]

antartica so forgettable

[azure pivot]

Get out

[carmine tartan]

Tropical fruit

[azure pivot]

Your wrong lil bro

Oceania is not a continent

[whole eagle]

Either way, touch it or not, still the same results.

[carmine tartan]

It is

[limpid viper]

are you gonna say australia is a continent again

[warped mango]

You are the type of guy who says k pop demon hunters is his favorite movie
You probably have a collection of labubus

[azure pivot]

It is

[whole eagle]

Cool.

[potent gulch]

Racism

[limpid viper]

no its not shut up ki 😭

[carmine tartan]

Oceania is a continent tho

Australia is a country

[limpid viper]

so is it just us playing geoguessr

[bitter niche]

i was taught australia is a continent for some reason

[azure pivot]

Oceania is a region encompassing Australia and the surrounding small islands, Australia is the largest land in the region and is hence classified as a continent

[weary holly]

that's deep

[whole eagle]

Do they realize this isn't a dating server...

[warped mango]

Btw i can make a VERY accurate sound of someone choking/ suffocating

[potent gulch]

Idk lmao

[limpid viper]

is no one else gonna join 💀

[azure pivot]

Oceania is literally just Australia and friends it’s a fking region

[mortal latch]

Fr

[warped mango]

Thats an adult btw

[carmine tartan]

Then we got a fked up school system ig

[limpid viper]

don't care bro they taught me oceania was the continent and im a drone so im just gonna follow what the ysay

[azure pivot]

That is correct

[whole eagle]

Then they're desperate.

[potent gulch]

Probably never kissed 😞

[azure pivot]

Im working to eliminate this misconception

[warped mango]

Thats prolly a 40 year old man behind a computer giggling to himself
Crazy times we live in

[whole eagle]

Could be...

[mortal latch]

Sounds fun ngl

[potent gulch]

Even b..I stop

[whole eagle]

Probably never touched a human or even talked to one. 😔

[warped mango]

JUMP

[carmine tartan]

Same

[mortal latch]

Yess say it twin

[potent gulch]

Probably never faced a human since childhood

[mortal latch]

Let it oit

[potent gulch]

Nuh uh

[mortal latch]

Let it out

[whole eagle]

Probably a tree gave birth to them.

[potent gulch]

I'm a minor, what if I get banned from reverse stuff

[warped mango]

Probably cant even make a really good infant crying sound💔

[mortal latch]

Idk twin i did soo who cares rn

[whole eagle]

I'm pretty sure most of us are minors..

[potent gulch]

Probably can't even be cool as Dexter

[potent gulch]

Still 😞

[carmine tartan]

Dexter aura

[warped mango]

Ikr

[potent gulch]

Did u what??

[wind bay]

Is that a thing lol

[mortal latch]

XP farm

[warped mango]

Im a 41 year old jobless dexter fan

[warped mango]

Im not actually but still

[potent gulch]

Idk I'm just paranoid 😭

[limpid viper]

ngl ki i don't think im built for ts @azure pivot

[mortal bronze]

finally someone older than me!!

i get bullied a lot for being old

[warped mango]

How old is bro

[carmine tartan]

Just ur first time dw

[mortal bronze]

umm

[azure pivot]

💔

[mortal latch]

Lemme guess 34 mother of two
Wants a hobby?

[wind bay]

Dude just crack your joints at them

[whole eagle]

Excuse you??

[mortal bronze]

it hurts

[buoyant warren]

67 years old?

[wind bay]

Real

[mortal bronze]

not 34

[whole eagle]

Good for you. Now keep it to yourself, boy.

[limpid viper]

i'd actually just get 30-0ed all over again

[mortal latch]

28

[mortal bronze]

not that young

[mortal latch]

31

[mortal bronze]

close

[potent gulch]

He's 35

[wind bay]

32

[azure pivot]

bruh i cant find a game in pool i think my accounts been restricted again

[carmine tartan]

34-28 is 6= 3*2 so 32

[warped mango]

“Boy”
For a fourteen year old is crazy

[mortal bronze]

noooo

[limpid viper]

what'd you do 💀

[azure pivot]

looks like i have to play you

[mortal latch]

But i was right with the mother of two wasnt i 32

[azure pivot]

aborted too many games

[potent gulch]

Shhhh I'm trying to make u younger so u feel better, u can't even lemme help you 😡

[mortal bronze]

i am guy

[warped mango]

YOU ARE OVER 30?
Bro is ATLEAST twice my age
Holy UNC

[limpid viper]

gang they still give you games if you do this

[mortal bronze]

how is that younger...

[azure pivot]

i literally sat in pool for minutes

[mortal latch]

Who cares any one can be a mother if they try hard enough

[azure pivot]

at my level games should be insta

[mortal bronze]

😔

[potent gulch]

Wait, weren't you 45

[mortal bronze]

no???

[azure pivot]

run some puzzle racer then

[limpid viper]

anyway gotta go eat!

[carmine tartan]

Men cant

[buoyant warren]

40 year old pluggnb rapper did unc snap?

[potent gulch]

Sorry then I already forgot 😭

[limpid viper]

okay puzzle racer before i eat

[deep bluff]

Okay, calm down, answer me: why so you hate the reti opening?

[mortal bronze]

smh

[azure pivot]

why is eating an event for you😭

[mortal latch]

I can prove you wrong

[potent gulch]

Cuz is very dynamic for white 😞

[warped mango]

@mortal bronze your children ask you to not miss they’re Sunday jr football league 😔
Holy unc
Over 30….
When is your midlife crisis big bro

[limpid viper]

common ass event

[carmine tartan]

Do it

[azure pivot]

https://lichess.org/racer/vQEAA

[limpid viper]

wait a sec

[mortal bronze]

ok i am just going to ignore you

[limpid viper]

gotta get the music on

[mortal latch]

Your a dude aint you?
Lemme just crawl out of the dark corner in your room

[potent gulch]

Poor Dexter

[carmine tartan]

Come under my bed

[mortal latch]

Allready there

[warped mango]

I expected you to threaten to call my mother for her to discipline me😔

[carmine tartan]

Play with some lego while u at there

[potent gulch]

Ig u really like bringing people from the masculine gender to the dark for wherever reason 💀

[warped mango]

Ik bro

[mortal latch]

You got ninjago? If not imma just take yo ahh back under the bed

[warped mango]

💀

[deep bluff]

So you like it? Not hate it?

[carmine tartan]

I dont sorry

I didnt watch ninjago as a kid

[potent gulch]

Nahhh, as black sucks, as white I'd play it

[warped mango]

Bot having ninjago is such an L

[mortal latch]

What have you got then?

[mortal latch]

Nuh uh

[potent gulch]

Like, I hate facing it when I'm playing as black

[carmine tartan]

I got my aston martin hotwheels 🔥🔥🔥

[lavish flume]

Nadie español?

[warped mango]

Whats the reti btw

[deep bluff]

Maybe I should do it more when I play as white

[potent gulch]

1- nf3

[warped mango]

Oui senior

[potent gulch]

💔

[warped mango]

Ahhh

[limpid viper]

what was that performance 😭 @azure pivot

[potent gulch]

Oui???😭

[warped mango]

Oui was french…
Oops

[deep bluff]

Hey, you might never meet me on a random match

[potent gulch]

It's okii

[mortal latch]

Croissant

[potent gulch]

Now I'm afraid to 😭

[warped mango]

@lavish flume me love fc barcelona senior

[potent gulch]

Oui oui

[potent gulch]

FC= france

[deep bluff]

You are 400 above me, friend

[carmine tartan]

Alr u geoguessr guy guess my country

[warped mango]

Lou triangle

[lavish flume]

I'm from Argentina

[warped mango]

🔥 exactly

[warped mango]

Messi is chill
W

[potent gulch]

I was about to say that number doesn't matter but someone would get this out of context 💀uhh I'm tilted so still doesn't matter 😭

[potent gulch]

🔥🔥

[limpid viper]

ok that one was ass

[warped mango]

You aint titled lil guy

OH TILTED

[potent gulch]

Ofc I'm, look at my pfp :3 gm

[carmine tartan]

Bruh

[warped mango]

oops
Its 2 am mb

[deep bluff]

Wait, you're 700 above me, you will never meet me on random

[potent gulch]

Lmaooo it's ok lol

[potent gulch]

I still think u can beat me

[carmine tartan]

U live somewhere in russia or somewhere downer then

[potent gulch]

русский

[lavish flume]

Do you speak Spanish?

[warped mango]

I live in a place who was in military conflicts a few months back

[deep bluff]

I played with a 1500 before and I lost on time

[potent gulch]

Ouchhhh, I'm sorry for that 😞

[warped mango]

Sry amigo
Si si😔

[carmine tartan]

Ahh we all know where ks thwt

[warped mango]

EVERY ONE WILL FEEL IT AHH

[carmine tartan]

Да

[warped mango]

king von 2013 vibes

[potent gulch]

Милый

[warped mango]

You russian?

[lavish flume]

Do you do lives?

[potent gulch]

Nop, but I started trying to learn it

[warped mango]

Vamos vamos/-&

[carmine tartan]

Bro i got an advantage at learning russian but idk

[warped mango]

Learn persian

[potent gulch]

I wanna learn it 🥺

[lavish flume]

One moment plis

[carmine tartan]

Wyf

[potent gulch]

I actually thought about it

[potent gulch]

Huh 😭

[mortal bronze]

i am done

[carmine tartan]

Where r u from

[warped mango]

Do it its worth it

[potent gulch]

Ohhh, I'm from Brazil

[carmine tartan]

Learn Spanish

[potent gulch]

I'ma give it a look :p, I love languages

[warped mango]

You enjoyed your activity 30 year old UNC?

[mortal latch]

You a brazillian lady boy?

[warped mango]

Its hard as hell tho

[warped mango]

You are a neymar person🔥

[potent gulch]

Not yet, lemme make 18, get off home, get a real job, work, suffer, work, suffer, turn 60, and then I do it :3

[mortal bronze]

i am going to block you

[carmine tartan]

Come on beo being from Iran is s flex

[warped mango]

Want me to give you glasses so you can see the screen?

[mortal latch]

Lady gramps then

[potent gulch]

Gooooooooooll

[carmine tartan]

To be fair girls block way more

[warped mango]

How bro😭

[potent gulch]

Meh, I might take estrogen before tbh

[mortal bronze]

i am not a girl

[carmine tartan]

You got alireza firouzja ifykyk

[warped mango]

She defo a 40 year old middle aged woman who uses facebook

[carmine tartan]

Then change ur profile

[warped mango]

He plays for the croissants 😔

[mortal bronze]

no

[mortal latch]

This is a grown ahh man btw
Father of two

[potent gulch]

Are you a sola

[carmine tartan]

Why tho

[mortal bronze]

i don't have any kids

[carmine tartan]

No but i drink it until diarrhea

[warped mango]

Goes tosoccer practice for his kids btw

[potent gulch]

Then change the pfp to a diarrhea

[warped mango]

Go get a job bro
You got bills to pay😔

[mortal latch]

I can change that

[mortal bronze]

I AM A GUY

[mortal latch]

Send me your adress and ill leave one on your door step

[warped mango]

You aint jack grealish lil guy

[carmine tartan]

Bro out here farming future generations

[potent gulch]

Sis became a bro all of sudden

[warped mango]

@mortal latch say even better pls

[mortal latch]

I mean do you have money?

[mortal bronze]

i have always been bro

[carmine tartan]

Nty

[mortal bronze]

no

[warped mango]

Do you have a job?

[potent gulch]

Sounds anti sola

[dull blaze]

i didnt u know u were a soda 🤣

[mortal latch]

EVEN BETTER

[warped mango]

W

[mortal bronze]

gay

[pale pollen]

with she/her roles

[carmine tartan]

I meant that he has the she her gender role

[mortal bronze]

that's a joke 😔

[carmine tartan]

Exactly

[potent gulch]

W

[pale pollen]

which one is a joke?

[potent gulch]

Sounds more like a 40 years old pretending to be a girl huh?...💀

[carmine tartan]

Bro expects to know the gender through the screen

[mortal bronze]

i am not 40

[warped mango]

Gn yall
I hope you all Have a great time
@mortal bronze go get a job btw your kids are hungry unc

[potent gulch]

Oh, what's you

[mortal bronze]

30

[potent gulch]

Gn sigma Dexter

[carmine tartan]

Same thing

[potent gulch]

Weren't you...what the 😭

[azure pivot]

@dull blaze smh

[mortal bronze]

it's not the same

[potent gulch]

I'm so confused again

[mortal latch]

Im sure there are guys half your age on here

[warped mango]

Gn furry chess player

[mortal bronze]

there's a hugeeee difference between 30 and 40

[azure pivot]

your not slick hiding anonymous

[dull blaze]

lol

[potent gulch]

:3,

[warped mango]

Literally me

[limpid viper]

i was thinking when was this siverking guy even in chat

[mortal bronze]

so?

you think guys half your age don't exist?

[azure pivot]

who else would score 70 anonymous

[dull blaze]

i just randomly stumbled upon the link lol

[mortal latch]

How can there be im just a shadow i have no age

[limpid viper]

yea i knew it was him but i was surprised he was on 💀

[potent gulch]

And a man

[carmine tartan]

Should i change that

[dull blaze]

b6 almost beat me a couple times

like within 5 pts

[limpid viper]

who knows though it could've been some random tho

[mortal latch]

What are you gon do splash me?

[limpid viper]

except he admitted its him

[mortal bronze]

b6 is good at puzzle racer

[azure pivot]

that first game💀

[carmine tartan]

U need to bw quiet under my bed

[mortal bronze]

i rage quit cuz i was doing poorly

[limpid viper]

ngl i've gotten quite good too

[azure pivot]

so tough🔥

[carmine tartan]

U got all roles except the rating one

[mortal bronze]

yes you did really well

[mortal latch]

Alr vro ivwont make any noices sleep tight

[mortal bronze]

i want to have all my announcement roles removed

[carmine tartan]

I will 🥰

[limpid viper]

my new method is never joining public races cause your ego will be crushed by some random titled player

[carmine tartan]

Just farm lower elo

[mortal latch]

Allsoo keep down your snoring

[limpid viper]

i tried playing a public and some im got 90 when i got 40 😭

[carmine tartan]

Blitz arena 3 0 1 h

[carmine tartan]

How do you know

[potent gulch]

He's a soda, dw

[mortal latch]

Sodas POP YK

[carmine tartan]

Nah i snore fr

[potent gulch]

Scary

[azure pivot]

Bro I heard some tip that if you minimize the chess board it will improve your puzzle speed

[potent gulch]

Oh ye I forgot it's 2025 🥺

[limpid viper]

honestly maybe

[mortal latch]

Dude what do you expect i sleep under your bed

[carmine tartan]

Yh but u breathing dust so im surprised ur alive

[limpid viper]

but ngl im not doing ts too sweaty

this on the same level as mfs who were using stretched resolution on fortnite

[carmine tartan]

Shower thought some 100 elos are worse than others

[mortal latch]

Ye clean under here smtim

[dull blaze]

it might actually yeah

[carmine tartan]

Ndsm

[azure pivot]

Think about it though, it doesn’t only minimise mouse distance but also makes it less likely for you to miss stuff

[limpid viper]

true

[carmine tartan]

Alr gn

[limpid viper]

but im not doing it though

[mortal bronze]

😭

[limpid viper]

puzzle racer is never that serious

[azure pivot]

So uncompetitive smh

[mortal bronze]

how do i increase my brain speed to be able to get puzzles faster

[limpid viper]

drugs

[lavish flume]

I can't see the channel vooce

[dull blaze]

actual sleep

[mortal latch]

Damn idk what im doing chatting around in here while i should be getting to 1700

[carmine tartan]

My solution is watch tutorials for 3 hours instead of playing

[deep bluff]

Don't, drug use suggestion is against the rules of this server

[mortal latch]

This dude

Bet your fun at parties

[plucky kelp]

useless fact: the latest time from posting this message of Apro typing "furry" in this chat is: 39 minutes ago

[carmine tartan]

"Tip number 10 sit at the chessboard and play with yourself" - magnus carlsen

[limpid viper]

uhh its not?

[carmine tartan]

Bro i feel someone touching my back

[mortal latch]

Ahh srry man

[plucky kelp]

whatever shirt/hoodie you're wearing or your chair

[mortal latch]

Lemme just scoot over

[carmine tartan]

Dont argue with mods juszs saying from experience

[limpid viper]

he's not a mod though

[plucky kelp]

that's not a mod tho

[carmine tartan]

Im in my bed no shirt

[limpid viper]

he's just talking to talk

[mortal latch]

You should def get a bigger bed bro the twin bed enough for yo ahh

[carmine tartan]

A trusted one

[plucky kelp]

that was my 3rd thought

[plucky kelp]

trusted means nothing 😭

[carmine tartan]

Bruh

[plucky kelp]

he's also a trusted

[devout bluff]

Yk maybe chess isn't that bad I'm just not learning the right way

[carmine tartan]

I'm trusted?

[plucky kelp]

yeah

[carmine tartan]

Damn

[novel sundial]

I will never be trusted.

[plucky kelp]

you only get trusted after 7 days of being in the server and typing a few messages

[novel sundial]

I can never be trusted.

[plucky kelp]

it's not really that honorable

[carmine tartan]

I see

[carmine tartan]

Fs

[mortal latch]

[novel sundial]

Imagine being trusted. Smh

You know what they say about trustworthy people

[mortal latch]

Nah 3-7 days id say

[plucky kelp]

a honorable role would be something like Friend of the Server

[plucky kelp]

Hi Apro :3

[potent gulch]

Hewoooo

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1381821334237221005/9wrwss.gif

[mortal latch]

Furry

[dull blaze]

what do they say

[potent gulch]

Meow

[plucky kelp]

Correct!

[novel sundial]

Click my profile. Now tell me what my join date is. LOL

[mortal latch]

Th man this was a damn flash bang

[devout bluff]

This whole time I was just opening random pieces and I should have been learning a repertoire and keep practicing and learn pattern recognition along with dealing with learning defences such as the chigorin defence (I'm starting to learn queen's gambit)

[carmine tartan]

U Reading my mind

[potent gulch]

Still just joined so I have more aura 🔥

[novel sundial]

Guys I know my color is " Just joined". But it's just because me and the kids have beef. I've been in here for 5 years Lol

[carmine tartan]

Is this guy them future predictors women

[plucky kelp]

Wrong
4 years

[novel sundial]

4.5 years I rounded

[dull blaze]

?

[plucky kelp]

4.1 years

[carmine tartan]

They cant be trusted

[novel sundial]

Damn you got me

[mortal latch]

Let him be he aint good with numbers

[novel sundial]

Bro trust me

[deep bluff]

@limpid viper it says here not to discuss illegal things. But idk if drug use is illegal in your country or not so. Maybe you're right.

[dull blaze]

what do they say

[mortal latch]

Dide you be what 28 now?

[novel sundial]

Wait. How long has 2025-2021 been 4. Damn. They changed math since I was a kid.

[novel sundial]

67

[potent gulch]

Here some are and some aren't

[mortal latch]

Six seven

[novel sundial]

Six foot 7

[limpid viper]

never seen anyone get punished for mentioning drugs before so i doubt they care

[novel sundial]

Guys I'm the certified old man in this server.

[plucky kelp]

american smh

[grand pendant]

yo

[novel sundial]

Jelly?

[mortal latch]

Nah that dude juat be weird

[plucky kelp]

Pizza

[deep bluff]

Drug use can result in imprisonment in my country but maybe you all have different backgrounds so you do you.

[mortal latch]

Like performative and shii

[novel sundial]

Don't mention pizza. Pizza is the greatest thing invented by man.

[carmine tartan]

It's in every country

[limpid viper]

not all drugs are illegal

[potent gulch]

Same here, with some tho

[novel sundial]

Pizza> Chess tbh

[potent gulch]

Nahhh, chess better

[plucky kelp]

It's also invented in my coutry that I was born in and live in :3

[carmine tartan]

Can u put chess in ur moutg

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sogga-pizza-but-heres-the-pizzer-gif-26951904

[potent gulch]

Ofc I can

[carmine tartan]

Thats how u know if its useful

[potent gulch]

YUM

[novel sundial]

Imagine pretending to like chess smh

[mortal latch]

Plato and socretes

[potent gulch]

I don't like chess, I love it, UwU

[novel sundial]

Italy is pretty legit

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-world-championship-nepo-ian-nepomniachtchi-chesscom-gif-25479547

[patent patrol]

Drugs are bad

[potent gulch]

I'll eat a pizza mixed with chocolate, ketchup and Strogonoff on it on your face :3

[mortal latch]

Ive seen what you do to those chess pieces

[plucky kelp]

gun

[limpid viper]

some drugs are good though

[novel sundial]

Except ibuprofen. When you hit your 30s you need it for your knees.

[mortal latch]

Any ways gn guys
Imma rest now

[potent gulch]

SHHHHHH

[potent gulch]

Gn My favorite shadow

[deep bluff]

I love cats and I love pizza. This image is so wholesome

[carmine tartan]

Gn

[potent gulch]

😭

[limpid viper]

yea medical drugs are the good ones

[mortal latch]

Ive got ptsd of what ive seen under yo bed

[potent gulch]

I'm sorry for that 😞

[carmine tartan]

All i want for Christmas

[novel sundial]

Wellllll......

[potent gulch]

Issssss

[carmine tartan]

Bro why'd u move out

[plucky kelp]

No one!!! :D

[potent gulch]

😭

[mortal latch]

Go to sleep bruh its 2 am and its keeping me awake

[glass tartan]

[novel sundial]

Actually more people unalive every year from prescription drugs than recreational

[carmine tartan]

Ayy its 1 am tho

[patent patrol]

I love finessing my way into the oxycodone prescription

[potent gulch]

Christmas song hater 😞

[plucky kelp]

due to overdose

[patent patrol]

That would be because it is not prescribed to them

[mortal latch]

Nuh check again

[limpid viper]

yea but you can't blame that on the drug

[carmine tartan]

Cuz i live in the melania trump country

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[plucky kelp]

:(

[limpid viper]

if used correctly the drug is good

[novel sundial]

Na slot of people who are prescribed things like oxy for pain become addicted and d1e

[mortal latch]

How would ik i dont go out

[plucky kelp]

check your pings

[potent gulch]

Now I'm sad, don't be sad or I get sad too:c

[dry grotto]

Me fr:

[potent gulch]

High ping

[mortal latch]

Turn down the lights and sleep cro

Your lights keeping me up

[patent patrol]

Yea but with oxy scripts u can’t get addicted by dosage and if u do u overdosed and if u want more ur gonna have to get it illegally

[carmine tartan]

It's the everyone ping

[potent gulch]

Sounds furry

[carmine tartan]

@dry grotto my saver

[plucky kelp]

e4 c5 b4 cxb4 a3 bxa3 Rxa3 e6 Nc3 Bxa3 Bxa3 Ne7 Nb5 O-O Bd6 Na6 Qf3 Re8 Bd3 Qa5 Nh3 Qa1+ Ke2 Qxh2 Ng5 Nf5 Qh5 Nh6 e5 Qxg2 h3

[carmine tartan]

They're turned off

[deep bluff]

I like furries

[novel sundial]

Its a vicious cycle. I've known people. But I'm straight edge personally. No drugs no alcohol.

[vivid plume]

dont listen to torbith hes a meanie

[mortal latch]

Dont lie for conformation twin

[potent gulch]

YAY I'M HAPPY AGAIN

[carmine tartan]

Average indian road rage

[novel sundial]

My drugs are hitting the gym. Playing chess. And pizza.

[potent gulch]

Aww happy to know ^^

[novel sundial]

And cheesecake sometimes

[carmine tartan]

Alux.com

[potent gulch]

What the 😭

[dry grotto]

Me vs you

[mortal latch]

One for mee

[plucky kelp]

15 signs you're gonna turn into a furry

[deep bluff]

I thought I hated them but now I just realized that the Internet made them bad. They're cool cosplays.

[potent gulch]

I'm the alpha

[carmine tartan]

Bro lets just go to sleep its 1 am

[mortal latch]

Thats what ive been telling yo ahh

[novel sundial]

I'm gonna write something then delete it fast because of server rules.

[mortal latch]

Gn yall

[carmine tartan]

Gn

[plucky kelp]

Shadows sleep? but then who'll take your place for under my bed

[mortal latch]

Nah i excist every where always i just need to rest

[plucky kelp]

oh ock

[torn sparrow]

I am the beta

[deep bluff]

I'm the alpha too but just with the unmasculine perk

[potent gulch]

If I turn the lights on you disappear :3

[novel sundial]

I be talking to Chatgpt like.hes my bestie and counselor

[potent gulch]

Relatable

[carmine tartan]

This shadowman bro i thought there was someone under my bed just now

[mortal latch]

Alsoyes twin

[limpid viper]

we know

[mortal latch]

Dont do it

[deep bluff]

Are you transgender?

[mortal latch]

Shhhh dont dig the hole any deeper

Pbqt

[potent gulch]

I don't think so, but for some reason I really wish to be more feminine

[carmine tartan]

Dont wish

Simple fix

[potent gulch]

😭

[junior anchor]

Wow

[potent gulch]

How tho

[limpid viper]

so you're a femboy?

[pale pollen]

damn

[novel sundial]

I'm singular gender and proud

[small jungle]

Ask chatgpt vro

[potent gulch]

That's relatable, genuinely 💔

[mortal latch]

Yes he is

[junior anchor]

That's why i hate dailies

[potent gulch]

That's a good idea

[carmine tartan]

Bro ur a man be a man

[junior anchor]

I always run out of time up a queen💔

[potent gulch]

Idk, I'd say no

[mortal latch]

Hes a boy

[mortal latch]

Nuh uh

[carmine tartan]

Male *

[limpid viper]

ok

[potent gulch]

I'm being myself lol, just expressing my feelings

[mortal latch]

Bruh imma dip

[pale pollen]

lol

[novel sundial]

I'm a him. I'm a me. I don't do that mentally....

[plucky kelp]

Meow :3

[carmine tartan]

Feelings for

[mortal latch]

Your a she in my eyes twin

[potent gulch]

Yuh uhh, the day u saw me dancing and wearing those clothes were a joke, trust

[junior anchor]

Pretty sure it's XY but it's ok to be yourself

[novel sundial]

Same fam

[potent gulch]

For not having what I wish to have

[small jungle]

Nah it's XXL vro

[mortal latch]

Nuh we both in the closet i literally am in your closet rn

[potent gulch]

I can't control what I want

[carmine tartan]

And ehat do u wish to have

[junior anchor]

Ok

[deep bluff]

I mean, body mutilation is against the bible but the Discord guidelines says nothing about that ,so

[junior anchor]

So what

[carmine tartan]

Bible the true one

[whole eagle]

Never seen him rage before.

[mortal latch]

Bro what are you and these discord guidelines

[junior anchor]

Ahh yes Discord guidelines must be true one too💔

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meoooow-meow-trp-trp10-gif-18218658

[mortal latch]

Get sm help
Like is this ragebait??

[novel sundial]

Its actually against every major religion. I'm a theologian. But I dont wanna OPEN THAT can of worms

[junior anchor]

Try harder to ragebait💔

[carmine tartan]

Ur a philosophe

[novel sundial]

How many times do I gotta get almost banned in 5 years

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-tears-shirt-shirt-rips-shirt-shirt-rip-gif-21651118

[mortal latch]

Nah it actually got me

[potent gulch]

Everything more feminine

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-michael-gato-bengala-kitten-gif-12389119755642276933

[whole eagle]

Isn't he going to retire....?

[carmine tartan]

We aint going to sleep lil bro

[potent gulch]

Ahhhhhh so cuteeeee

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cheetah-gif-27497752

[mortal latch]

Floyd is that you??
I missed you george

[carmine tartan]

Then just get a gf

[novel sundial]

Did y'all know Chess is Haram?

[winter grove]

how do you retire from chess

[plucky kelp]

Hi Doby!

[small jungle]

Sup torbith :3

[potent gulch]

Nah I don't wanna to

[plucky kelp]

:3

[whole eagle]

I prefer those shiny jaguars that are domesticated.

[carmine tartan]

Ur prob

[winter grove]

I feel like playing the colle system is more haram than chess itself

[potent gulch]

Is not about someone else is about myself

[small jungle]

It's debated I think

[junior anchor]

You just can't😔

[whole eagle]

Stop playing, I think? I heard many rumors Magnus will be retiring soon. You don't want to know what another guy said here weeks ago..

[junior anchor]

No need to throw it on will

[carmine tartan]

Just be happy what u have dont wish for more cuz u won't get it

[winter grove]

You never really retire from chess

[mortal latch]

Ruh. LETS GO TO SLEEP

[novel sundial]

It is debated. But all things are. But chess is Haram for dumb reasons obviously. Because it is associated with gambling times. Even though obviously chess isn't a luck based game.

[junior anchor]

Another guy is such reliable source❤️

[small jungle]

Win one wcc then become crazy

[winter grove]

Closest thing to retirement is not playing professionally

[carmine tartan]

Im going when ur going

[kindred crypt]

nothing beats a jet2holiday

[winter grove]

Fischer still played

[dry grotto]

Let me hear you howl then.

[junior anchor]

jet3holiday

[whole eagle]

You don't wanna know what he said.

[novel sundial]

I did that except without winning anything

[deep bluff]

Meoooow

[winter grove]

Also invented 960

[empty mortar]

and right now YOU can save 50p per person

[mortal latch]

OK then good bye folks WE are logging off

[potent gulch]

I won't if I don't do anything about it, that's true, but if I can, I'll, just so I feel comfortable with myself, despites of what anyone thinks about it:p

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[carmine tartan]

Yessir

[potent gulch]

Meowwwww

[junior anchor]

"And it traumatized me" come on text on internet can't be this serious

[novel sundial]

LONDON SYSTEM IS BEST OPENING

anyway

[carmine tartan]

U cant do anything about it

[kindred crypt]

THATS 200 pounds off for a family of 4

[potent gulch]

RAAAAAAR

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-shocked-gif-4532427039292232267

[empty mortar]

now imagine family of 8

[carmine tartan]

Bro ts getting cringy

[novel sundial]

Had to get that off my chest

[junior anchor]

What about colle system

[empty mortar]

run

[novel sundial]

I'm a secret London system lover. Its my sin

[kindred crypt]

bro that snapchat emojie pisses me off ngl

[potent gulch]

I can lol, not rn you mean, you're right, besides some gym for "improving" some body parts

[novel sundial]

Co best

[empty mortar]

you need to leave

[junior anchor]

Sorry

No London system lovers😔

[potent gulch]

You're not a sigma

[pale pollen]

Not snapchat dudo

[carmine tartan]

Thats cool yh do that get some muscles man

[dull blaze]

london is a great opening

[whole eagle]

...... He said "He's retiring because he knocked up his wife." 😐

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/joel-embiid-basketball-76ers-philly-shocked-gif-7453900130728905413

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/bestie-jumping-around-happy-junia-laufey-gif-7433460048736029705

[winter grove]

I like nimzo's better

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-laughing-sticker-risa-risa-risa-gif-7143041753879938592

[empty mortar]

yabadabadoo 2nd best rapper ever

[junior anchor]

"Yeah that enough internet for today it traumatized me"

[novel sundial]

Nope. I'm an alpha. In my day that's what we called awesome lads like myself.

[potent gulch]

Ye, I wanna get some but not exaggerated, once more, I wanna look feminine.

[junior anchor]

Come on he was joking

[whole eagle]

Yeah..... 😐

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/beabadoobee-bea-tihtm-beaches-this-is-how-tommorrow-moves-gif-1694288467087796768

[serene wedge]

Guys go touch grass

[potent gulch]

Nuh uh, London system player

[dull blaze]

london hate makes no sense

[empty mortar]

have you considered that having big muscles is cool

checkmate liberal

[winter grove]

I never understood how everything slowly devolved, it went alpha beta now sigma, soon enough people will think omega is cool

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/farcry6-gif-23383353

[mighty stratus]

what's up with the london system hate?

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/rfnn-gif-18762846

[potent gulch]

Yuppp, I did several times but it always turns me off about thinking about myself being like that

[sudden roost]

ts so passive

[novel sundial]

London system is for alphas. People with 500lb bench press. Handsome people. Strong people. 150 IQ people. The chosen ones of god.

[kindred crypt]

this me no cap

[empty mortar]

weird asf

[small jungle]

Boring

[dull blaze]

how

[patent patrol]

I bench 245 and I play the alekhines

[junior anchor]

Well i heard london system lovers have hidden thirst for men

[potent gulch]

Ye, I'm trying to discover why am I like that

[kindred crypt]

W

[mighty stratus]

in which way? d4 openings always tend to have positional games

[deep bluff]

I can do pistol squats very well and my legs grew. You can do too if you want bigger legs

[carmine tartan]

My screentime for the day is 9 45 quite good

[potent gulch]

Nuh uh, negative iq

[junior anchor]

I flip a coin to decide what to play

Fair enough

[patent patrol]

Pistol squats r ez

[novel sundial]

Y'all wanna know the most beta opening.

[small jungle]

Ye but why play the london there are lots of other and better options

[mighty stratus]

And would that be a problem?

[junior anchor]

Like e4

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh, interesting, I wanna start going to gym

[winter grove]

Nono that's English Opening and defense

[deep bluff]

Not for everyone though

[dull blaze]

4n scotch

[empty mortar]

nah you can kiss other london system players on the mouth in private

[novel sundial]

Ruy Lopez most beta opening. Sicilian close second.

[near nimbus]

yo helo u here

[winter grove]

minus reversed sicilian

[patent patrol]

Ig not for fat ppl

[near nimbus]

what typa shi u sent yestrday

[mighty stratus]

if that's the case, why are there 300 openings? couldnt they play always the best line?

[patent patrol]

As long as ur square it’s ez

[winter grove]

I played the ruy and then moved to the italian, I'm getting back into it tho

[empty mortar]

yo batter I just went 5.5-8.5 against bones wdyt

[near nimbus]

@helo

[junior anchor]

Thirst for men is not a problem but a london system is

[novel sundial]

You are just jealous you aren't in the London system club. Its not too late to convert.

[dull blaze]

ppl who hate the london are just bad lmfao

[novel sundial]

Italians alpha.

[mighty stratus]

fair enough

[junior anchor]

It's so boring i offer a draw at 12th move

[empty mortar]

sorry I'm straight

[near nimbus]

i hate it . 1v1? to see whos bad?

[small jungle]

I just hate that they don't let me play grunfeld

[potent gulch]

Italian is a peak opening too 🔥

[winter grove]

I have a higher sicilian win rate as black than caro-kann but I feel morre comfortable playing the caro

[novel sundial]

🤣

[junior anchor]

Just for it to be a draw 50 moves later

[patent patrol]

U should’ve told me I would’ve commented Lots of interesting decisions that game every win

[dull blaze]

fair but in general the kid setups are still potent

[mighty stratus]

imagine getting heated for an opening

[near nimbus]

i do blumenfeld gambit

[potent gulch]

Try playing for C5

Against London

[near nimbus]

ok

[novel sundial]

Italian+ Carro. "Approved".

[small jungle]

I play a kid setup against it ye

[empty mortar]

wym "that game every win"

[junior anchor]

Isn't caro kann practically same as london

[near nimbus]

bro fym london system

[empty mortar]

bones is so hard to play against not even bc hes 2400

[deep bluff]

I couldn't do it too until I cut to at least 80 kgs

[potent gulch]

Nahhh

[empty mortar]

WHAT

[small jungle]

I don't have any prep against it tbh I just make up theory

[patent patrol]

That game, every win

[junior anchor]

Same pyramid

[novel sundial]

Na. But the Slav is basically a reverse London/Colle

[near nimbus]

reti better than london system😭

[wicked urchin]

So I'm a duffer (ca. 900 in blitz here) but my son is pretty good (over 1400 USCF and rising fast). I'm trying to get him to study books, because everyone says to do so. I get a Lev Alburt puzzle book and the third puzzle, my son vehemently disagrees with the second move in the line. I put it in Stockfish and he's right according to the engine eval--and further down the suggested line is a substantial mistake.
Next I pull out Manual of Positional Chess by Sakaev and Landa (which was randomly available to me, a 2006 publication). The first game presented is Tal-Uhlmann Moscow 1971. I'm not going to get stung again so I run it through the engine to vet it before showing my son, lest books lose all credibility with him. Here, the losing move identified by the authors is actually fine. The actual losing moves (11 ...Qxc3 and 12 ...exf5) get no comment. And the variant explored blunders by missing a hanging piece.
And though this is an opening chapter, the conclusion of the game is offered without comment, but Tal makes an unsound Queen sac and his opponent mistakenly declines it so the game has the W pattern in the eval that is common in games at my level. IMO, opening chapter or not, this is too much of a blunder (plus six to minus 25) to pass without comment. In fact four straight moves are gigantic blunders.
It doesn't really matter what sage advice is in this book--if I give it to my son, he'll call BS and perhaps rightfully so. He's strong-willed, skeptical, independent minded etc. So any book he trusts is going to have to be right all the time.
So is my sample of two representative of chess books written without the aid of engines?
Is this why so many authors say don't analyze with the aid of an engine?

[junior anchor]

Same borderline boredom

[empty mortar]

I'm too tired to understnd english sry

[novel sundial]

Wtf??

[near nimbus]

bro wth

[junior anchor]

Same will to resign and don't play e4

[near nimbus]

😭

[potent gulch]

Ohhh wow, it's actually reasonable since London system is very passive, I play C5 with the idea of qb6

[winter grove]

I was playing someone and I saw the engine say grunfeld and I genuinely got shocked because it never shows up

[novel sundial]

Bro just jump scares me with an entire essay outta nowhere

[empty mortar]

i could take a look if you dm me the puzzle

[winter grove]

Like it's so uncommon for my games I don't have the basic position memorized

[junior anchor]

Because if you want to play c5 in caro kann then why not play sicilian

Smh

[near nimbus]

i wish i play alpha woman

[novel sundial]

London isn't passive. Its solid. And beautiful. Like art.

[near nimbus]

ill make her stfu

[small jungle]

At your rating it's probably rare

[winter grove]

Because that opens too much stuff up

[junior anchor]

It's borderline boring. Throw at me jobava at least

[empty mortar]

because its too tiring for a pawn to move 2 squares

[novel sundial]

Solid openings> Her durr attacking openings yawn

[near nimbus]

fr

[dull blaze]

well those books weren't engined-proofed because engines weren't strong enough/even a thing at the time

[novel sundial]

" hue hue I'm gonna attack". Couldn't be me.

[potent gulch]

It's passive, Les be honest 😞

[winter grove]

Leave my cowboy attack alone :(

[patent patrol]

Welcome to Tal chess

[novel sundial]

Wtf is that LOL

[empty mortar]

someone who plays the london 1v1 me rq for a whooping

[junior anchor]

I forgot that pawns are mental representation of trolls and move only one square

[winter grove]

yessir

[small jungle]

E4 c5 b3

[near nimbus]

fuh engine users

[empty mortar]

thats actually fire

[small jungle]

Used to be called the snyder variations but the guy did some not so nice stuff

[empty mortar]

almost as good as e4 c5 a3

[empty mortar]

what did he do

oh nvm its on wikipedia

[scarlet arrow]

https://lichess.org/PZjdYCgI/white

[novel sundial]

I have never in my life seen this Sicilian played

[frosty peak]

QGEnjoyer51 (2028) vs. hikarucarlsen56 (1850)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. b3 Nf6 3. Bb2 c5 4. e3 e6 5. d4 Nbd7 6. Nbd2 Be7 7. Bd3 a6 8. a4 O-O 9. O-O Qa5 10. Ne5 cxd4 11. exd4 Nxe5 12. dxe5 Nd7 13. f4 Bb4 14. Nf3 Nc5 15. Bxh7+ Kh8 16. Ng5 g6 17. Qg4 Qb6 18. Kh1 Ne4 19. Qh4 Qc7 20. Bxg6+ 

[near nimbus]

teez

[junior anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372325412402630760/1403770112217190440/image0.gif

[scarlet arrow]

30+20 of the day

[small jungle]

I wonder if I'll get banned for it

[dull blaze]

sexually assaulted children

[small jungle]

@scarlet arrow do I get banned if I said what snyder did

Ye that nvm

[potent gulch]

Yeee I rather to read and watch chess games without the engine, it feels way more "real" if that's the word, maybe immersive, and make me actually try to think, I only go ahead and use the engine on those when I really can't solve or understand a move at all

[empty mortar]

bruh

[near nimbus]

lmfao i js played someone in a tournament and i won in 9 moves

[novel sundial]

Apparently this is called the " Sicilian defences Snyder variant" not " Cowboy attack". Where did you get that LOL

[dull blaze]

he literally just explained why he doesn't call it the snyder attack 🤦‍♂️

[junior anchor]

Yay

[open sequoia]

How are people on 700 elo dumber than 600 elo 🙏🏾

[vernal sinew]

Heyy is that good for a 670 elo ? (I play black)

[potent gulch]

I literally read at first glance: I never loose, I either win or draw

[junior anchor]

What about draws

[open sequoia]

Yeah thats good

[novel sundial]

Brother I'm a busy man I can't read every single reply in chat

[pale pollen]

[glass tartan]

😟

[potent gulch]

That's great! Congrats buddy!!

[potent gulch]

Loll

[novel sundial]

Yea but that's a snyder

[vernal sinew]

Thank you ! I’m kinda improving

[dull blaze]

busy man whos talking in a chesscom discord 🤔

[novel sundial]

I own it

[winter grove]

what

[small jungle]

It's still called snyder variation in the cc app I think

[pale pollen]

stop

[potent gulch]

And I bet you'll even more 😄 just enjoy the process and remember every loss has something to learn about 🙂

[dull blaze]

still, doesn't make sense to talk there if you got better things to do

[novel sundial]

That's called the Sicilian Snyder variant not Cowboy is what I'm saying

[patent patrol]

It would fit

[winter grove]

There are still a few openings that are called snyder variations

[novel sundial]

Now the hillbilly attack is a real name

[fast glen]

when I was 600 elo I didn't even know that it was possible to get 90+ accuracy without cheating

[winter grove]

I prefer sicilian cowboy attack because there's the caro kann hillbilly

[small jungle]

The minority attack

[patent patrol]

They are saying synder was convicted of something in 2007 that makes the name go unsaid

[novel sundial]

Fair

[potent gulch]

Caro kan mentioned 🔥

[novel sundial]

Ahh didn't know this.

[quasi nova]

When I lose I learn what the insides of my walls look like

[winter grove]

Sodium attavk

[potent gulch]

That's too deep for me to understand, sounds beautiful tho

[winter grove]

you punch stuff jack?

[novel sundial]

The Mexican opening

[quasi nova]

I put a little tiny bit of force into my phone and send it though the wall

[potent gulch]

Ohhh 😭LOL

[dull blaze]

is that d4 nf6 c4 nc6

[small jungle]

How do u put a hole through the wall💔

[winter grove]

Stonewall , mexican attack would be a funny opening name

[quasi nova]

It slipped out of my hands

[small jungle]

Y'all got some weak walls vro 💔

[novel sundial]

Yep

[patent patrol]

@torn sparrow LURK ASF

[dull blaze]

whoever accepted the challenge can you make a move

[patent patrol]

fr someone wasted that link

[quasi nova]

It's plaster what do you expect

[dull blaze]

again https://lichess.org/hPtUv15f

[winter grove]

Why do reversed variations never actually reverse the normal versions

[glass tartan]

test

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/poolrooms-gif-27696800

[quasi nova]

Your pfp inspires me

[small jungle]

💔

[patent patrol]

the one time im willing to press the challenge link greenflower snipes it

[glass tartan]

[dull blaze]

lol

[winter grove]

I could never be a lawyer because I could never pass the bar, I'd always walk in

[potent gulch]

Oh siverking, the guy who asked why people rp in the chess server

[quasi nova]

Haven't done it in a while, I'm learning

[potent gulch]

Heyyy thereee

[small jungle]

Hit ur table instead

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-cat-pat-pat-gif-25250101

[quasi nova]

On it 🫡

[novel sundial]

Dad joke

[glass tartan]

cool it works my giffs

[novel sundial]

That cat probably plays the London

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

wrong one

[novel sundial]

Me everyday

[glass tartan]

😕

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-rat-zzz-jane-doe-gif-15808577029201402670

[novel sundial]

I be acting like Magnus Carlson but like not good ya know

[potent gulch]

When I loose a game I just goes like 😞...and look down

Lies I just throw myself outside my building

[winter grove]

sorry it was right under the magnus gif, I misclicked

[patent patrol]

no one can be as good as the glorious king of beauty Sir Magnus

[novel sundial]

Lose a game. Spiral. Say I will never play chess again. Play chess 4 hours later.

[twin yarrow]

Can someone help me find my brilliant move I don’t have subscription

[kindred crypt]

i want to do puzzles

[winter grove]

I've realized that if I blunder my queen and notice before they actually take it I just gasp and stare

[novel sundial]

@novel sundial repeat for 40 years

[quasi nova]

Play Minesweeper

[novel sundial]

Yes I tagged myself I'm alpha like that

[novel sundial]

Man bro. Minesweeper gave me anger as a kid in the 90s

[potent gulch]

Ohhhh, that's tenseee, I can relate when I see I blunded something

[novel sundial]

Who here was born before the year 2006

[potent gulch]

Kel

[quasi nova]

I played it for the first time yesterday and I'm getting there slowly

[novel sundial]

Nobody because it's impossible

I still don't believe anybody's birth year starts with 2000 something

Just can't be real

[potent gulch]

@mortal bronze he doesn't believe there's anyone who was born before the 2000s

[novel sundial]

Na after

[potent gulch]

Ohhh

[novel sundial]

I was born in the 1900s

[winter grove]

1999

[kindred crypt]

how old r u

[novel sundial]

Too old

[potent gulch]

Bu-but 😞

[kindred crypt]

after ww2 or before

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fanochss

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 694 (peak)
Blitz: 343 (401 peak)
Bullet: 337 (367 peak)

[quasi nova]

Do I just not exist

[novel sundial]

Old enough to remember floppy disks

[vernal sinew]

Yeayyy new peak

[winter grove]

what

[vernal sinew]

Almost 700 elo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Omar Ashraf (espressonic)

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Name: Omar Ashraf (espressonic)
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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2204 (peak)
Blitz: 2266 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2202 (2228 peak)

[quasi nova]

Keep going bro

[grand pendant]

why am i so bad

[potent gulch]

Ww1

[novel sundial]

Its the PFP

[winter grove]

idk how I made it out of the 7 and 800 elos

I was hardstuck and then out of nowhere I just shot up

[grand pendant]

its goated wdym

[novel sundial]

2200s bad you say

[vernal sinew]

Thanks !
I mostly play Caro kann for black
And mostly Scotch/Italian game and queen’s gambit for White
Is there any more opening I should learn ?

[grand pendant]

imagine not being 2400

miserable life

[kindred crypt]

indeed

[novel sundial]

So 99.7 percent of all players.

[quasi nova]

That's what happened to me, just went from 800 to 1100 in a week and then 1100 to 1200 in another week and then once again 1200 to 1300 In a week

[winter grove]

Damn so you're miserable with us?

[grand pendant]

when i reached 2400 my life was much better

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-typing-interesting-chess-gif-3546551764425277288

[potent gulch]

I still trying to recover from my tilt, help

[novel sundial]

Trust me you are in for a hard plateau

[quasi nova]

They are good openings so you don't need to stress about learning any more. Keep doing a bit of study on each opening daily (like 20 minutes to familiarise yourself with lines and ideas) and then focus on tactics as well and you'll hit 1000 pretty soon

[winter grove]

I also tilt a lot so

[kindred crypt]

quitting chess for years helped with my tilt

[quasi nova]

All of those spurts were months of not playing apart chill

[open sequoia]

Damiano defense.

[quasi nova]

Ts so real 💔

[potent gulch]

I can't quit chess I love it

[novel sundial]

Ah yes the immediate losing defence.

[open sequoia]

600 elos are stronger than 700s

[kindred crypt]

no solution for tilt then

accept it

[open sequoia]

Who the hell plays a damiano as a 700

[glass tartan]

what means "tilt?"

[winter grove]

It's not immediate if you actually know what to do, if you played it by accident you're screwed

[novel sundial]

Salt

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/tilted-g2wunder-smash-smashing-gif-20313755

[potent gulch]

I'm trying to do something about it just don't know what

[glass tartan]

oh

[vernal sinew]

What kind of opening should I study daily ?
And about tactics, I know a bunch of them but I don’t always see them, sometimes I see them after making a move so I get frustrated
Also how do I know what are my strenghts and weaknesses ? I don’t know if I’m better in openings, mid games or end games

[winter grove]

It's when you go on a losing streak and just keep trying to regain elo

[potent gulch]

Magnus Carles looks different

[quasi nova]

Getting worse due to mental state or burnout

[kindred crypt]

thats not magnus 😭

[glass tartan]

you mean have mental burnouts

[potent gulch]

Ofc it is

[winter grove]

Let me fix this, "Who the hell plays a damiano"

[dull blaze]

me

[trail tulip]

A discord kitten 🐱 😮

[novel sundial]

This is correct

[potent gulch]

Meow~

[winter grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[glass tartan]

drink a beer helps

[novel sundial]

Scholars mate speed run to 2000. Challenge. Impossible

[potent gulch]

:3

[deep bluff]

Karo Kann is scary for me. It opens my pawn up too much. Idk, maybe I'm just low elo but I find fianchettoing less nerve racking.

[winter grove]

yes it is impossible, I'd shoot my computer if I was a 1900 falling for scholars mate

[limpid viper]

actually possible

like ur not lost if the scholars mate fails

if you play the game on afterwards its possible

[trail tulip]

NUKE IT

[quasi nova]

If you find yourself missing tactics then you should take a bit more time on each move. After each time you miss it, make sure you know you missed it and over time you'll build up muscle memory to finding them. And with the openings, study then ones you find interesting and can play, don't force yourself to play ones you don't like. Also idk much about finding strengths and weaknesses, I kinda look at analysis and look where I make the most mistakes on average

[potent gulch]

UwU

[trail tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-missile-explosion-kitten-baby-gif-12020335096465661960

[potent gulch]

Nooooooo

[quasi nova]

You shoulda seen this coming lmao

[trail tulip]

YESSSSD

[potent gulch]

Meowwww :3

[deep bluff]

Noooo, kitty