💬〡chess-talk

[wet hollow]

Wtf @plucky kelp you sure you can hit 2200 fide by end of September?

[plucky kelp]

"You were shot by a veteran"

[wet hollow]

Cause i am not so sure

[nimble arch]

My motivation to play that level plummeted

[kindred crypt]

acetaminophen

[silk gorge]

I'd write paracetamol with my feet better than some medcines, can i have their ego now?

[torn sparrow]

when will you become a doctor

[mortal bronze]

💀

is +220 even possible in one month?

[nimble arch]

Why would they do such a thing

[kindred crypt]

hmmm either Hydroxyzine or Hydrocodone...ohhh Hydrocodone because of the c in the middle

[plucky kelp]

Next day it reveals that Doc was shot by vet, BG was shot by vet, LO was shot by vet, another LO was shot by vet, a random ahh Bmer was shot by vet, and finally spy was shot by vet

Town gets mad at the vet for vet baiting with jailor claim
And maf just sit back and win easily

[dull blaze]

I believe in him

[wet hollow]

How about 2100 fide before end of November or else keep the given username and pfp till end of Feb :3

[patent patrol]

good work dahlia

im left handed and wrote those w my right hand for accuracy

[wet hollow]

I'm not sure how easy it is to gain 200+ elo in 1 month

[torn sparrow]

do you believe in yourself

[patent patrol]

tons of abbreviation is used in healthcare

[oblique dagger]

Stop yapping and just try hard, its not over until u win

[dull blaze]

hell no

[oblique dagger]

U never know if u never try

[idle oracle]

thankfully im jailer vetbait has been classified as gamethrowing for like 4 years now

[dull blaze]

if i had to gain 200 elo in one month to save my family, my family dead bruh

[silk gorge]

That's an H

[patent patrol]

doctors are busy ppl and staunch studiers so their handwriting kinda goes at the pace they do when they write stuff but the stereotype isnt that bad

[patent patrol]

it was hydrocodone dahlia got it right

[torn sparrow]

what if its fide blitz

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/love-life-cher-singing-sing-gif-4933539

[idle oracle]

FIDE elo is so slow

these kids are like 2200 CFC 1900 FIDE

[wet hollow]

Bro i see this Haowen Xue guy everywhere

[torn sparrow]

who is that vro

[silk gorge]

Dahlia is a doctor wow

[dull blaze]

im 2k fide 1900 cfc 😎

but i think fide should be like 100 under your national

[wet hollow]

I see him in abu Dhabi, i seem him play Hikaru in tt, i saw him play abuse Dhabi online yesterday, I think he was also in gothamchess video

[idle oracle]

apparently my 1800 FIDE converts to around 2000 CFC

[torn sparrow]

good boy player

[idle oracle]

according to my coach

[dull blaze]

yeah thats reasonable

[wet hollow]

Nvm he wasn't in gothamchess it was some Turkish dude

[idle oracle]

which is funny because my cfc is like 1600

[silk gorge]

@kindred crypt what do/did you study

[dull blaze]

its relatively easier to get a high cfc rating cause we have regular bonus and lifetime bonus

[torn sparrow]

what is that

[wet hollow]

@plucky kelp

[torn sparrow]

can you buy elo or what

[dull blaze]

free rating us canadians get for no reason

[silk gorge]

@dull blaze connect your account pweeez

[torn sparrow]

how

[kindred crypt]

i studied psychotropic drugs

[torn sparrow]

and 2200 is NM right biggest scam

[silk gorge]

Anything for free rating hih

[dull blaze]

i think regular bonus is like free 8 points if u gained rating that tournament

[idle oracle]

isn’t it because CFC is deflationary

so they have to offset it

[dull blaze]

lifetime bonus is more free rating if ur currently at ur peak rating

[dull blaze]

2300

[torn sparrow]

crazy rating manipulation can happen

[wet hollow]

Gukesh is winning

[idle oracle]

2300 or 2200 and 3 norms

2200 and 3 norms is easier

[silk gorge]

are big pharmas drugs good or should we avoid them?

[dull blaze]

yeah

[devout bluff]

man im not playing chess ever again i feel like its a waste of time and energy because no matter what i do i cant get anything right

[silk gorge]

S*x is waste of energy by that logic

[idle oracle]

if im lucky I’ll get NM in my 40s lol

[kindred crypt]

idk, i get mine from the homeless guy in 16th street

[wet hollow]

What's harde4, Cfc 2000 or 1420 Indian fide who was born yesterday?

[mortal bronze]

against?

[dull blaze]

i dont know

[wet hollow]

Nodribek

[dull blaze]

like some people say it is

[devout bluff]

why you comparing s3x to chess?

[mortal bronze]

nice

[dull blaze]

but theres a reason why nm is 2300 here and 2200 in the us

[nimble arch]

If it has to be censored, it shouldn’t be said

[kindred crypt]

he cant get it right

[silk gorge]

I can't get anything right in s*x that's the joke

[wet hollow]

Btw was there a time when rating floor of fide was 1800?

[devout bluff]

oh i see

[pale pollen]

TRUE IT IS @everyone

[nimble arch]

Dont get political

[plucky kelp]

hmmmmm just wait till at start of september if I should accept this deal

[dull blaze]

oh yeah like half a year ago we got free rating upgrades when fide raised the floor to 1400

i gained like 50 points by doing nothing

[devout bluff]

this is frustrating man im just gonna abandon this and mark off the list as one of the things im not good at with other 50 things

[wet hollow]

Erm

[pale pollen]

to prevent you from doing it

[dull blaze]

no?

[wet hollow]

Dang

[pale pollen]

Everyone who react with 💀 is kinda sus

[mortal bronze]

i think so? not sure

[bitter niche]

wait then what is that ss i dont understand

[plucky kelp]

WAIT WTF HAPPENED IN ALIREZA VS JAN KRYSTOF?
JAN WAS JUST WINNING

[wet hollow]

Alright Goodnight chat

[kindred crypt]

weak mindset

[devout bluff]

can i send match links here?

[pale pollen]

Everyone who react with is kinda sus

[kindred crypt]

they went back with another account same picture same name just different letter at the end

[dull blaze]

yeah but it was complicated like c2 is really hard to find

[bitter niche]

wait can you ping the account

[plucky kelp]

oh damn

[devout bluff]

im just not good at anything except slacking off and maybe cooking a basic meal

[silk gorge]

It doesn't have to be censored?

[pale pollen]

good for ali

[kindred crypt]

that just means you're lazy, you gotta build up discipline and become good at stuff

@kindred crypt

@pharm.j

[devout bluff]

yeah right like if i have the money to experiment

[plucky kelp]

ok but Alireza kinda screwing it up tho

[pale pollen]

C*ess

[bitter niche]

nah ion think so

[silk gorge]

@uncut sable would love you for this

[kindred crypt]

who said anything about experimenting? you have 15 free minutes a day? spend them studying something or training.

[plucky kelp]

bro pings anitta

[uncut sable]

FINALLY

someone knows the book

I said 1984 the other day ppl were like what

[silk gorge]

I'm i right or I'M I RIGHT

[bitter niche]

i thought most ppl do wait what

[uncut sable]

ME TOO DUDE

[plucky kelp]

my teacher made my whole class including me read it

[bitter niche]

is this an inside joke

[uncut sable]

good, it’s great

[silk gorge]

Those uncultured kids

[kindred crypt]

the book literally became a meme, how do people not know it?

[devout bluff]

i have way more than 15 minutes i have so much free time tbh i think my fear here is failing and realizing im just not good

[kindred crypt]

there's animal farm, too

[uncut sable]

maybe they were screwing w me 😭

[bitter niche]

i wish i could have done it for class, but maybe then i wouldnt like the book as much

[pale pollen]

[uncut sable]

but still

anyway yay

[golden mica]

Great book

[uncut sable]

cya kids

[nimble arch]

What

[plucky kelp]

cya Anitta :3

[silk gorge]

No one Knox it where i live tho

[pale pollen]

Bye kid

[kindred crypt]

every minute you spend slacking off is a minute you dont spend getting better at something, there are plenty of free resources online, go learn chess, there are plenty of exercises you can do without equipment, get ripped.

[tawdry mango]

this is so scary wth

obviously it's wrong but they got Magnus's voice

[silk gorge]

THEY HAVE MAGNUS VOICE NOW?

[violet aurora]

found this brilliant move then lost cus of time

[tawdry mango]

yeah they literally trained an AI voice model with Magnus

[pale pollen]

AI

[silk gorge]

I know

Eleven labs and similar exist

[kindred crypt]

magnus should have been paid for his voice

[pale pollen]

[pale pollen]

He has enough money bro

[kindred crypt]

no

[pale pollen]

yes

[kindred crypt]

business is business

[silk gorge]

It's his voice

[tawdry mango]

he probably was lol. and name and face rights

[devout bluff]

idk man im just down rn i feel like a complete failure

[tawdry mango]

this is just so scary

[pale pollen]

AI hehe

[plucky kelp]

oh wait is coach magnus just premium only?

[tawdry mango]

no? it's for everyone to use

[silk gorge]

You need a femboy in your life

[kindred crypt]

he should paid for it not just once but there should be a contract saying like he would get some percentage monthly revenue or sum

[dull blaze]

here they teach it in school so 🤷‍♂️

[plucky kelp]

i cant find him

[tawdry mango]

join beta

[kindred crypt]

that's because you're complaining instead of accomplishing stuff, believe me, if you spend lets say 2 hours a day studying, you'll feel like something is going on in your life

[pale pollen]

look if he wants to sue chess.com he will do it

[plucky kelp]

oooooh

[silk gorge]

Here you can't find the book easily

[kindred crypt]

calling his lawyer now

[tawdry mango]

this is genuinely really scary

[patent patrol]

1984 so mid

[devout bluff]

it feels like work

[pale pollen]

alpha beta gamma delta

[silk gorge]

7 minutes

[plucky kelp]

how to join the beta tho

[kindred crypt]

agreed

[patent patrol]

I really liked animal farm but 1984 a lil mid

[kindred crypt]

well yeah, everything that requires effort feels like work, this is work for accomplishment vs instant gratification.

[bitter niche]

@uncut sable I think the reason some ppl dont know the book is bc in the united states theres been attempts to remove it from libraries and schools in some states

school districts can just make sure its not available. Thus, only a select group of students who actually go out of their way to read will experience the masterpiece that it is

[patent patrol]

Wow literally 1984

[silk gorge]

Anitta would hate you for dis, also what did you dislike

[kindred crypt]

@devout bluff what do you prefer? building up a habit and in a couple of months to see results, or spend those 2 months scrolling on tiktok and complaining on discord you get nothing done?

[kindred crypt]

yes i like animal farm

[patent patrol]

No they teach it in high schools in a lot of places my teacher stopped doing it but it was one she used to give ppl

[plucky kelp]

today I learned that a bodyless protogen doesn't look like a protogen :3

[patent patrol]

Pages 130-230

[devout bluff]

i just dont like chess and idk what else to do

[dull blaze]

crazy right

[silk gorge]

It does wut

[kindred crypt]

expand your horizons man, go learn idk, math, you might like it and it will help you with your university career

[patent patrol]

Na Fahrenheit 451

[pale pollen]

I'M Σ

[plucky kelp]

i straight up just see a fish in my drawing 😭

[silk gorge]

? Not all books have same page numbers, sometimes its in picket size format so more pages

[kindred crypt]

if that goes wrong maybe try bakery, if that goes wrong then try literature

keep doing stuff, every day wasted is a day wasted

[silk gorge]

It's a fricking furry

[patent patrol]

The second third of the book

[plucky kelp]

yes that's what it was meant to look like

[silk gorge]

Hmm i see what you mean

[plucky kelp]

but instead it looks like a fish 😭

[devout bluff]

i dont even have college money

[patent patrol]

I literally was talking ab it earlier today

[kindred crypt]

get a job, man it feels like the only thing you want to do is to complain

[patent patrol]

,

[devout bluff]

ima go i have nothing else for me here

[knotty plume]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

cya, hope you change and start doing stuff, it'll help your life

[patent patrol]

I see umbreon sleeping but can tell it’s a furry

[grand pendant]

yo anybody want low priced chess lessons?

[plucky kelp]

I ASKED AI WHAT THE DRAWING LOOKED LIKE AND IT SAID IT LOOKS LIKE AN UMBREON 😭

[idle oracle]

what do you teach

[grand pendant]

everything

[pale pollen]

Nope

[blissful current]

anyone has challenge for me? im 809

[grand pendant]

that will get you to 1000

[mortal bronze]

i can see it

[idle oracle]

how low priced

[grand pendant]

3 usd

[pale pollen]

lol

[mortal bronze]

wtf it was 1 usd an hour ago

[pale pollen]

bro time changes

[grand pendant]

it got more expensive

[idle oracle]

inflation is crazy

[grand pendant]

i got more students

[mortal bronze]

oh i thought that was a special price only for me 😔

[devout bluff]

listen man ik it looks like im just here to complain but then i take a look at my opportunities and i see there's nothing for me at the moment i thought chess was just something entertaining to try but it ended up being very frustrating and rn im not able to get hired since i dont have an ID yet i applied for it a month ago

[pale pollen]

tomorrow it will be normal price

[silk gorge]

3 dollars? That can't even buy rice

[kindred crypt]

what am i supposed to do, play a song in the world's smallest violin?

[plucky kelp]

Hi chat I'm back sorry for a day long break

[kindred crypt]

everything will turn out fine bro

[mortal bronze]

yay

[kindred crypt]

don't worry, we are praying for you

[grand pendant]

it can buy a lot of rice in my country

[silk gorge]

Hai welcome back furry

[mortal bronze]

evil pfp is gone

[plucky kelp]

😭

[silk gorge]

You're still a she her

[devout bluff]

idk bru

[mortal bronze]

how long will it take for me to make a proper d4 d5 repertoire if i start now?

[mortal bronze]

i am still evil

[silk gorge]

Oh those ugly fish

[silk gorge]

Are you saying women are evil?
@kindred crypt @idle oracle

[knotty plume]

I am 600 elo in blitz but managed to find this

[pale pollen]

Ok

[grand pendant]

anybody want chess lessons dm me

[mortal bronze]

that is not what i said

[pale pollen]

nope thanks

[mortal bronze]

are you calling me a woman?

[plucky kelp]

nah this shi a draw bro

[grand pendant]

sure

[mortal bronze]

only if free

[grand pendant]

3 dollars

[knotty plume]

What kind of lessons?

[plucky kelp]

They are still evil

[mortal bronze]

too expensive

[silk gorge]

Pay him dawg

[knotty plume]

Nvm

[grand pendant]

chess lessons that could get you to 1000 in 2 weeks

[mortal bronze]

i have no money

[knotty plume]

have you actually gotten anyone to 1000?

[silk gorge]

Sell your body in of (i'm joking don't)

[kindred crypt]

potential GM

[grand pendant]

look at my chess.com profile

[mortal bronze]

i am a guy idiot

[grand pendant]

https://www.chess.com/member/espressonic

[silk gorge]

Sell your feets

[mortal bronze]

💀

[kindred crypt]

brother

[silk gorge]

Ppl will pay there are gay customers

[mortal bronze]

ew

[silk gorge]

Money has the same color

[blissful current]

is that ur chesscom pfp?

[grand pendant]

yea

[silk gorge]

Habibi You're from Egypt?

[grand pendant]

yes

[kindred crypt]

yasta

[grand pendant]

lol

[silk gorge]

Do you play otb @grand pendant

[grand pendant]

yea

[mortal bronze]

i have seen 2000 cc charge 20$ an hour and get students

[grand pendant]

check my fide profile

[kindred crypt]

i played adly before

[grand pendant]

i am generous :/

[plucky kelp]

how funny would it be if Alireza blunders a piece or mate in the dumbest way possible

[kindred crypt]

otb

[grand pendant]

did he cook you?

[kindred crypt]

ofc

[grand pendant]

i got cooked by adham fawzy before

[kindred crypt]

he came to tunisia

[grand pendant]

but you know who i beat

[silk gorge]

He's human tho

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[kindred crypt]

who bassem?

[grand pendant]

The current national champ Abdelrahman sameh

i made him cry

[plucky kelp]

Ok? and I am a cat what does that have to do with anything

[kindred crypt]

idk him

[grand pendant]

i got proof

[kindred crypt]

aint no way lmao

[grand pendant]

google him

[kindred crypt]

hes born in 2014

[plucky kelp]

I am 0-7 against the current italian national champ Sonis Francesco

[idle oracle]

what’s your FIDE

[silk gorge]

So you won against the national champion of Egypt?@grand pendant

[kindred crypt]

tf

[silk gorge]

2011???!

[kindred crypt]

2011 💔

[silk gorge]

[grand pendant]

i am the only guy under 14 who cooked him in classic

[mortal bronze]

that's like 5 years old

[grand pendant]

true

[silk gorge]

It's crazy i was freaky here and a 14 was reading

[idle oracle]

that’s how much I charge for teaching math

[kindred crypt]

in 3 years 2010s gonna be 18 yo 💔 🥀

[plucky kelp]

Me when the:

[silk gorge]

Sorry, block me dude @grand pendant

[mortal bronze]

😭

[idle oracle]

honestly it’s comparatively cheap like these companies are charging 40

[mortal bronze]

you teach math?

[nimble arch]

Wait whats wrong with 2011

[grand pendant]

its fine

[idle oracle]

it’s also CAD

[idle oracle]

ya and chem and English and everything

[silk gorge]

That's young

[mortal bronze]

damn

[grand pendant]

i just need some students so i can charge more

[plucky kelp]

if I get one game as white in classical against Sonis I would destroy him fr

[mortal bronze]

wdym

[idle oracle]

how are you accepting payment lol

[kindred crypt]

bro coaching at 14?

[grand pendant]

yea

[idle oracle]

I didn’t have etransfer or PayPal when I was 14

[grand pendant]

i need some money

[silk gorge]

Peypal redotpay idk

Big brother or [e-mail]

[grand pendant]

to buy diamond membership

[idle oracle]

we don’t have paypal in Canada actually

[mortal bronze]

i still don't have it and i am 30

[idle oracle]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[kindred crypt]

bro 😭

[mortal bronze]

ewwwwwww

[grand pendant]

i am brokey

[silk gorge]

🗿

[kindred crypt]

just get a title

[mortal bronze]

just use lichess

[kindred crypt]

free membership for life

[idle oracle]

ok look you can just get titled and have infinite free membership

[grand pendant]

i am too bad for it

[idle oracle]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[silk gorge]

You get lifetime diamond

[kindred crypt]

u beat a 2200 fide

[grand pendant]

its not that easy

i beat many 2200

[grand pendant]

but that doesnt mean i am 2200

[sand tundra]

Tf?

[plucky kelp]

fun fact: against this 12 year old child I always drew against in classical 😭
Anish Giri ahh

[kindred crypt]

best i beat was a 2100 fide FM

[silk gorge]

Are you a talented kid or is it hard work or both?

[grand pendant]

who was him

[kindred crypt]

tunisian u dont know him

[grand pendant]

kinda both but not that good

[grand pendant]

tell me the name i may know him

oh yeaaaah

i know that guy

[kindred crypt]

u played him?

[grand pendant]

i drew with someone who beated him in the african championship

his name is Adham Mohamed Hossam

he beat me once in blitz but i had mate in 2 and missed it

[kindred crypt]

oh did u participate in arab or african championship before?

[grand pendant]

i can show you the game if you want

[grand pendant]

yea african youth

but i got cooked i wasnt good enough for it

[kindred crypt]

how did u do

[grand pendant]

just participate

or get invited

[plucky kelp]

it has been a year but I still think about this game
I could have lost but I also could have won tbh

[kindred crypt]

i participated in u14 arab championship before and i got cooked too 😭

[grand pendant]

bro

who are you

[kindred crypt]

im not leaking my real name 😭

[grand pendant]

i might know you

[kindred crypt]

but im 1732 fide rn

[idle oracle]

tf

[kindred crypt]

u dont we never played otb

[idle oracle]

do you just not play

[kindred crypt]

i quitted long time ago

[idle oracle]

ok makes sense

[grand pendant]

ouch

[kindred crypt]

yeah inactive

[grand pendant]

now i dont know you

[idle oracle]

can you coach me to 500

[grand pendant]

i can coach you to 1000

maybe if you are talented enough you could get to 2000

[dry grotto]

What’s up people

[idle oracle]

can you teach the philidor Q v R and BR v R endings

[dry grotto]

Coach me

I need to live up to my name

[grand pendant]

bro you are him

[idle oracle]

I actually do need to learn those

[grand pendant]

sure

[kindred crypt]

egyptians are actually good in chess like indians

[grand pendant]

many ppl at ur elo dont actually reach these positions but fine

[idle oracle]

im 1800 fide

[grand pendant]

yea but they dont get enough hype

there are many many underrated players in egypt

[kindred crypt]

i know

[grand pendant]

the country doesnt give them a chance to glow

[grand pendant]

wha

[kindred crypt]

our country too, our federation is so broke

[grand pendant]

how are you 463 then

[idle oracle]

metaphorically im 463

[plucky kelp]

Chat I have a question.
what yalls opinion on my fide graph

[grand pendant]

impressive

[idle oracle]

very good

[kindred crypt]

impressive

[idle oracle]

2000 FIDE is not easy

[grand pendant]

last classical tournament i got 133 rating points

[somber lark]

mouse slip 😭

[plucky kelp]

Hikaru when he mouseslips

don't even understand why staying bishop on g4 bad

[devout bluff]

i hate those

[kindred crypt]

is he streaming rn

[kindred crypt]

especially when u are 3300, i feel him

[somber lark]

-7 for a draw

[sage wing]

helloski

[tawdry mango]

he drew down a piece?

[idle oracle]

brilliant deflection of the pawn to open up the white king

[somber lark]

opponent accepted his draw offer

[tawdry mango]

[devout bluff]

i mean as a 250 elo player i make mistakes all the time but when it lips its an even worse feeling

[tawdry mango]

respect i guess but also rip

[grand pendant]

https://s1.chess-results.com/tnrWZ.aspx?lan=1&art=9&fed=EGY&flag=30&snr=58&SNode=S0&tno=1191901

[gusty olive]

just beat an fm 😄

[grand pendant]

thats my last tournament

[plucky kelp]

Alireza is FIGHTING for this win

[somber lark]

but your king is also in the center 💀

[kindred crypt]

nah worst feeling is when u are so winnning, have a mate in few moves and u lose connection

[sage wing]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[devout bluff]

havent come across that yet

[idle oracle]

castle by hand

[somber lark]

should be an easy win if you know how to mate with N and B 💀

[idle oracle]

worst feeling when you have mate in 1 and get 50 move ruled

[short summit]

I was just checking who is signed in for the upcoming otb Blitz.... A GUY FROM THE OLYMPIAD

[devout bluff]

its also bad when youre about to mate and they forfeit

[somber lark]

They would castle too

[plucky kelp]

Alireza doesn't know how tf to get the passed pawn through

[tawdry mango]

if these pawns come off with black's king on the kingside of the board, white wins this easily no?

[short summit]

Alright chat we got Hungary 8th signed up for the Blitz otb ✌🏻💔

[grand pendant]

anybody who want chess lessons for 3 bucks just dm me i will go to sleep now

[plucky kelp]

speaking of this

Seems like Alireza knows it too

[tawdry mango]

I AM ALIREZA BUDDY

[somber lark]

that's obvious

[atomic pulsar]

guys, i know qushtaz seems sus asf and crap, but hes really not

he gave me lessons

and im peak now

[plucky kelp]

no one said that

[atomic pulsar]

alr then

[plucky kelp]

ok :3

[atomic pulsar]

dm him and get lessosn

[plucky kelp]

nah. I am fine as I am. he still cool guy tho

[tawdry mango]

are u his manager

[dry grotto]

No, ur the cool guy.

[plucky kelp]

no
I am the cool cat :3

[atomic pulsar]

no

sadly

[plucky kelp]

also can you not send the most random friend request when you don't even know the person

[dry grotto]

I never did that

[plucky kelp]

💀

Jan Krystof probably fuming that this square is the same color as the bishop

[dry grotto]

When did I do that?

[mint adder]

Hi alireza buddy I’m flan hyd

[plucky kelp]

Hi flan hyd I am the chess cat :3

[mint adder]

AHH FUWWYY

hyd my fav fuwwy :3

[plucky kelp]

Good also I do not qualify as a furry based on the furry rule handbook :3

[nimble arch]

Yeah but we have seen gms at 13 this isnt suprising anymore

[tawdry mango]

Busy dominating Duda

[plucky kelp]

btw this is how alireza wins

[tawdry mango]

Thanks ill make sure to play this

[plucky kelp]

Make sure to also play Rolling Rook Gambit against sicilian! :3
(i heard Alireza plays it, sources: trust me bro)

[tawdry mango]

bro yesterday idk what alireza cooked

but it was so bad

[dusky echo]

Someone 2300+ to play blitz?

[whole eagle]

Huh? In general.. (Spanish and French)

[mint adder]

bro transferred to a new country and I immediately get a tilt 🥀

[mint adder]

honowawy fuwwy then >_<

[nimble arch]

What

[plucky kelp]

how tf did I actually understand that

[nimble arch]

Bro did not read 14.3.6

“Cats are furries”

[plucky kelp]

nah I just read the first page and it said "people who dress up as furries and go to furry conventions are furries" and I stopped reading there and since I don't do that therefore I'm not a furry

[frosty harbor]

I just hit 1550 in chess. Started off at 1450 this morning

[kindred crypt]

got back to 1550

[dusky echo]

U so bad haha

[mint adder]

No shit

[plucky kelp]

Wait how did bro know about that, did bro read the furry rule handbook? 💀

[mint adder]

cats are furries

[mint adder]

Pixel is a furry ||enthusiast||

[nimble arch]

It was in an interview with a geometry dash player

[dusky echo]

Lets do 1v1 blitz

[plucky kelp]

Zoink?

[mint adder]

No thanks I’m a coward

[nimble arch]

Yeah, zoink is a furry

Yet zonik no go to convention

So can still be furry

[dusky echo]

Why

[mint adder]

New YouTube video idea, I played chess at a furry convention

[plucky kelp]

I have actually watched some bits of that interview tbh lol
I didn't find the cat = furry part tho

[rich sapphire]

Why are you 1000 with 2487 in brackets

[nimble arch]

Thats just this server

[mortal bronze]

looks completely winning ngl

[mint adder]

i mean furries play chess right

[nimble arch]

Uh they can

[plucky kelp]

DOES ALIREZA, A TOP CHESS PLAYER, KNOW HOW TO B+N CHECKMATE????

[nimble arch]

Eh

[mortal bronze]

no way he gave up the rook that early 😭

[mortal bronze]

i never learned it tbh

[nimble arch]

Same

[bitter niche]

chat i accidentally ordered my chipotle like 10 min earlier than i shouldve now im sitting in my car like a loser

[bitter niche]

he knows

[mortal bronze]

why is it only +1.6?? should be mate in x moves already

[rich sapphire]

Let's just say if he doesn't win, it's understandable for a fashion designer

[plucky kelp]

bro went straight for it

[bitter niche]

shitty engine

[frosty harbor]

How do I speak in VC?

[nimble arch]

Its probably using a stockfish

[bitter niche]

trusted role

[nimble arch]

Rather than a tablebase

[mint adder]

Can a GM mate with bishop and knight??

[frosty harbor]

How do I get that?

[rich sapphire]

Stop being pink

[plucky kelp]

here's the thing:
if Alireza completes the B+N checkmate, no one bats an eye.
...but if Alireza messes it up....
Literally the WHOLE CHESS WORLD IS GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[bitter niche]

u gotta be here for a while

[frosty harbor]

How long lol

[bitter niche]

like a week i think

[rich sapphire]

You can start talking today by not being pink

[mint adder]

nah I’m preparing to make a reddit post abt ts

[bitter niche]

what would my name be with "counting" in it if i were to change it

[plucky kelp]

If Alireza does the B+N checkmate correctly, some random brainrot youtube chess channel is gonna be "Here's how you can do B+N checkmate like Alireza"

If Alireza messes it up...
let's just say tomorrow will be an interesting day

[mortal bronze]

i think you can figure it out as you play

[mint adder]

CountingDads

[plucky kelp]

ok but anyways Alireza got it figured it out

[mint adder]

IM PREPARED

[mortal bronze]

unless you are playing stockfish or something which kind of makes it difficult

[frosty harbor]

How do I connect my chess.com account to discord?

[magic shard]

no gm fails it in classical

[nimble arch]

Hes never gonna hear the end ofnit

[nimble arch]

He did have 1 min

[open sapphire]

You know a question has been asked a few too many times when there's a sticker containing an entire guide

[rich sapphire]

Nc3 Ke1 Ke3 would be an epic throw

[magic shard]

don't think thats a problem though

[rich sapphire]

Yeah I can see that

[plucky kelp]

Black resigns on white's move and them having to put the kings in the center makes this look so goofy 😭

[frosty harbor]

Where do I c
Type the command?

[plucky kelp]

At the a

[frosty harbor]

Where do I type the command to connect?

[plucky kelp]

here

type /connect

[magic shard]

Duda should have kept the rook

[open sapphire]

2700 GM blunders knight in spectacular fashion, I can see the YouTube thumbnails already

[plucky kelp]

it was already lost anyways

[bitter niche]

sounds kinda weird ngl

[plucky kelp]

there won't be any youtube videos on this, it was a DGT error and the DGT mistake got fixed very quickly

[rich sapphire]

"A super gm failed to checkmate his opponent! Let me explain..."

In the end it shows him making his opponent resign

[open sapphire]

If no one else is brave enough I'll do it

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75P0QGi3RO0

[magic shard]

actually black kings cut off even if the rook is still on the board so it's not hard for white to win

[open sapphire]

"In this position black finds the only move that avoids checkmate... resigning"

[bitter niche]

"countingbastmen" 😂

[plucky kelp]

I have the sudden urge to post that pizza song

[tidal pulsar]

Jo, does anyone want to like play an unrated game?

[mortal bronze]

rei

[scarlet arrow]

I, II or III?

[mortal bronze]

idk

[open sapphire]

Sorry did you just spell yo like jo?

[mortal bronze]

i am 1

[open sapphire]

Woah another one

[mortal bronze]

there are so many

[open sapphire]

There can be only one

[mortal bronze]

me

[open sapphire]

Since we're in a chess server I guess there's only one option

[mortal bronze]

the anime says otherwise though :p

[mortal bronze]

sounds good

[open sapphire]

Oh wait that is true

I guess it's fine then since there are like a gazillion

[mortal bronze]

i am the real one though

[open sapphire]

You're the mom?

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/asuka-bark-yap-gif-1854879270727789514

[mortal bronze]

:o

no i am rei

[scarlet arrow]

look at me

[open sapphire]

There's no real Rei I say

[scarlet arrow]

what do you seeee

[mortal bronze]

it's me

i am the real one

wait why is my name different

[open sapphire]

Wait wasn't the first one

[mortal bronze]

omg

[open sapphire]

Didn't that doctor you know

[mortal bronze]

what?

i watched the anime ages ago

[delicate vigil]

A femboy

[open sapphire]

Wait is it fine to spoil Eva here? It's like 30 years old it should be fine surely?

[mortal bronze]

it's fine

[mortal bronze]

where

[open sapphire]

Well the first one got strangled by the blonde girls mom

[delicate vigil]

Everywhere

[scarlet arrow]

why do we have 2 reis now

[mortal bronze]

just know that i am the real one

[open sapphire]

She's an icon for femcels I heard

Maybe I should change it

[mortal bronze]

nooooo

[mortal bronze]

what about incels?

she's an icon for me as well

[open sapphire]

That's Shinji

[mortal bronze]

no incels don't like shinji

[open sapphire]

They don't like him but they are him

[grand pendant]

why is half discord users lgbtq?

[open sapphire]

Is being a femcel lgbtq?

[grand pendant]

you should be proud for what you have honestly

[quick plinth]

Hey how can I get accsess to the improvement channel?

[grand pendant]

what's that

[mortal bronze]

i am not shinji

shinji isn't even an incel though

[mortal bronze]

most femcels aren't even girls

so that checks out

[open sapphire]

I mean some of the stuff he does is definitely very incel behavior

[mortal bronze]

likeee

[open sapphire]

Like when he strangles a girl because she doesn't like him

[mortal bronze]

oh right he did do that

good scene

[scarlet arrow]

chat

[open sapphire]

It's where the song starts playing

[scarlet arrow]

this is chess talk

[mortal bronze]

i guess the hospital scene counts as that too

[scarlet arrow]

#💬〡general-off-topic

[inner grotto]

What the fu are y'all even talking about

[mortal bronze]

you should replace both channels tbh. #💬〡general-off-topic should be the main channel

[scarlet arrow]

evangelion

[open sapphire]

Okay let's talk about chess then

[scarlet arrow]

bat oké

[scarlet arrow]

nuh uh

[mortal bronze]

that would solve this issue

[inner grotto]

I can tell, but why are them talking about le incel o le femcel

[scarlet arrow]

idk

[inner grotto]

What's the context

[open sapphire]

It's cuz that's what Evangelion is all about

[mortal bronze]

anchor says rei is liked by femcels and shinji is liked by incels

[high badge]

Yo?

[inner grotto]

Gurt

[inner grotto]

Makes no sense

[open sapphire]

Nono Shinji isn't liked by incels, he just is one

[mortal bronze]

i guess the part about rei is kind of true

[high badge]

Ts old I need to change my display

[mortal bronze]

but he gets girls though. i wouldn't call him an incel

he even gets boys 😳

[mortal bronze]

rei being liked by femcels is true

[nimble arch]

What is bro saying

[inner grotto]

They talking bout incels and femcels shi

My jobful ass barely understands

[nimble arch]

What

[open sapphire]

Look I feel like this conversation was about chess at some point

[mortal bronze]

no it was about rei

[open sapphire]

And then it spiraled out of control

[mortal bronze]

i feel like rei would be bad at chess

[open sapphire]

I feel like she wouldn't play chess

[mortal bronze]

the guy that is with gendo (his subordinate?) would probably be the best chess player

[mortal bronze]

because she is bad at it

[open sapphire]

I just think she'd be like "what's the point of this?"

I feel like this still doesn't count as a conversation about chess

[mortal bronze]

it does!!!

[mortal bronze]

don't worry about mods. this channel is only 10% about chess and 90% about random stuff

[open sapphire]

This is the future of chess YouTube content maybe

[mortal bronze]

mods just remind us about it because they want to feel like they are doing something

[open sapphire]

"What openings would every Evangelion character play"

[snow ore]

is there away to get good at chess while having low iq?

[mortal bronze]

can't be worse than what we have now

[mortal bronze]

iq doesn't really matter that much for chess

[open sapphire]

Don't worry you just need to have good memory

[mortal bronze]

doesn't matter at all apparently for adults

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1237 (1313 peak)
Blitz: 1490 (1523 peak)
Bullet: 2091 (2096 peak)

[snow ore]

but why are only genius at the top level

[mortal bronze]

define genius

are they considered geniuses because they are at top level or are they at the top level because they are geniuses?

i feel like it's the former

[snow ore]

I dont see any of my homies playing chess, but when it comes to the smarter ones i know from uni

they all be on chess

[open sapphire]

It's just cuz they're nerds

[mortal bronze]

dumb people play chess too

(me)

[snow ore]

but are they good

[mortal bronze]

hikaru is pretty good

[kindred crypt]

Me

[mortal bronze]

iq really doesn't have much to do with chess. i remember seeing studies about it

[snow ore]

i feel like, only other people can judge your smartness or how dumb you're

[fervent schooner]

Just a question I'm new to the server if I want to play against other players do I go to this channel or another one?

[snow ore]

arent smart people the ones that are aware of how much they dont know

[open sapphire]

Nah man I'm too smart for anyone to be able to judge my intelligence

[snow ore]

do you have info of someone with low iq being at the top ?

[mortal bronze]

this i guess

[open sapphire]

You need good pattern recognition and memory basically

[mortal bronze]

how low are we talking?

[snow ore]

what do u find low

[mortal bronze]

idk

like 80? that's very low

[snow ore]

isnt that the average?

[open sapphire]

I think below 76 is when you technically can't do any job productively

[mortal bronze]

isn't the average 100

[frosty peak]

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[mortal bronze]

i am 75

[open sapphire]

Depends on the country

[snow ore]

i'm so done for hahaha

ainaaaa

[mortal bronze]

why?

[kindred crypt]

i js sacrficed my queen for checkmate but didnt get brilliant 💔

[snow ore]

thank you guys, have a goodnight

[scarlet arrow]

[mortal bronze]

iq really doesn't matter much in real life until it's like realllyyy low

[fervent schooner]

High IQ and chess ability aren't related to my knowledge

[mortal bronze]

goodnight

[open sapphire]

I think the world average is like 99

[mortal bronze]

they aren't

[mortal bronze]

so 100 was a pretty good estimate

[open sapphire]

It's just that people with high iq are usually nerds, and nerds have to play chess

Just the rules of nature

[fervent schooner]

The most I'll say is maybe higher IQ helps with patterns and memory which are vital in chess

[mortal bronze]

that's why i was surprised when i saw the study that said having higher iq doesn't really matter much for improvement in chess for adults

[open sapphire]

I did that monkey test once where it's like, you gotta memorize where some spots appear on a grid

And I did worse than the monkeys

[mortal bronze]

😭

my memory is really bad too

no wonder chess isn't meant for me

[open sapphire]

I'd still kick a monkeys ass in chess though

I bet they don't even know how the knights move

[kindred crypt]

i see so many just joined. it hurts my eyes

[mortal bronze]

i like to think i would too

[fervent schooner]

My rating on chess.com is 1724 and my memory sucks

[mortal bronze]

just joined > fots

[mortal bronze]

like every other sport, chess is about practice

you could be low iq and still be good at it

[open sapphire]

My memory is pretty good actually, I know the first 30 prime numbers

That's something right?

No?

Maybe I just self reported my being a nerd

[fervent schooner]

I took an IQ test once when I was a freshman and got 107

[mortal bronze]

wow

i know 3.14 and that's it

[mortal bronze]

everyone is a nerd in some way

[open sapphire]

That's pi

[mortal bronze]

like we are in a chess server. we are all nerss

[open sapphire]

Not the prime numbers

[mortal bronze]

nerds

[mortal bronze]

ohh i read that wrongggg

[fervent schooner]

I can say maybe 4

[mortal bronze]

i think i could do at least 10 prime numbers

[fervent schooner]

On a good day

[mortal bronze]

let's see

[open sapphire]

I mean they're not that hard to remember, they follow a patterns kinda

[fervent schooner]

I love Pi

[open sapphire]

You just gotta look out for sneaky ones like 49 and 77 and 91

[fervent schooner]

Spent hours trying to memorize pi digits

[open sapphire]

I did know like 50 at some point

Then I realized I could spend my brain power on something else

[fervent schooner]

Joined every pie competition maxed at around 200 which is pretty good but otherwise a useless skill

[loud wadi]

Hey everyone

[mortal bronze]

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97

[fervent schooner]

Love the username no notes

[mortal bronze]

that's 25

[loud wadi]

Thanks

[mortal bronze]

but idk how many of them i messed uo

[nimble arch]

usless skill competition

[mortal bronze]

up

[open sapphire]

Correct and then it's 101, 103, 107, 109, 113

[mortal bronze]

that wasn't even memorisation though

[nimble arch]

meh

[mortal bronze]

are you talking about chess?

[fervent schooner]

Would win every day of the week

[mortal bronze]

yayy

[nimble arch]

I was going to

then I came across this mayhem

[mortal bronze]

talking about "useless skills" in a chess server is funny

[open sapphire]

Chess is pretty useless until you earn like a million dollars

[mortal bronze]

so just pretty useless

[open sapphire]

From making YouTube videos

[mortal bronze]

that's less chess and more youtube

[pastel narwhal]

wat

[open sapphire]

Well if it wasn't for the chess there'd be no "and he sacrifices THE ROOOK" you know?

[mint adder]

what is happening lmao

[mortal bronze]

the world would be a better place

[pastel narwhal]

fr?

[open sapphire]

Yeah, I know it's mind blowing

[somber lark]

2700 (blitz) rated GM playing rapid 😭

[pastel narwhal]

fr

[somber lark]

I threw so hard

[upper crow]

THE ROOOOOOOK

[finite relic]

hello guys

[open sapphire]

Hey don't say that, I mean chess wouldn't be half as popular as it is today without that

[mortal bronze]

lol

[loud wadi]

What about it?

[upper crow]

Ik

[mortal bronze]

but it would be better

[somber lark]

why would a GM play rapid 😭

[loud wadi]

Why not

[open sapphire]

Fewer rook sacrifices perhaps

[mortal bronze]

the more important question is why is a gm so low at rapid

[upper crow]

Wym "It's all because of you"?

I translate lol

[mortal bronze]

i just don't like levy

[upper crow]

I do

[mortal bronze]

he screams so much

[open sapphire]

How else are you gonna make chess exciting?

[jolly cave]

Hey how can i send pictures here?

[scarlet arrow]

gotta connect

[frosty peak]

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[jolly cave]

Ah ty

[mortal bronze]

playing good moves without screaming

[somber lark]

142 games

[open sapphire]

So you just sacrifice your rook without screaming "ROOK"? Yeah no one would watch that

[upper crow]

I dont really scream but like whats the problem with screaming?

[open sapphire]

Bad for your throat, bad for my ears

[mortal bronze]

hmm

[upper crow]

And almost every chess player has atleast watched Levy once

[kindred crypt]

YOU TWO ARE THE INFERIOR REI'S

[upper crow]

I do 10|0

[kindred crypt]

ONLY THAT ONE GUY WITH THAT ONE REI PFP IS THE TRUE REI

[mortal bronze]

what is this copycat bingo. someone pull the original one

[mortal bronze]

good

[mortal bronze]

it hurts my ears

[jolly cave]

Hm

[mortal bronze]

me?

[kindred crypt]

NOT YOU

[wooden sphinx]

10|0 is an illogical time control to play imo

[mortal bronze]

who then

[kindred crypt]

NEVERMIND I DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE THE ORIIGNAL REI

[jolly cave]

Hey im new to chess and can anyone tell my why this is draw? And if u can can u explain to me how to win?

[mortal bronze]

hehe thought so

[open sapphire]

The true Rei is no longer with us I'm afraid

[kindred crypt]

IM SORRY FORGIVE ME

[upper crow]

Why

[mortal bronze]

it's ok

[low gust]

لا انت السبب في كل حاجا

[upper crow]

Ah its because the black king cant move no more

[hollow rapids]

king can't move

[wooden sphinx]

If you're going to play nonblitz online to try and improve its better to have increment

[upper crow]

Making it draw

[jolly cave]

Oh then how can i win?

[upper crow]

U cant when draw

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Any input?

[upper crow]

Unless checkmate

[hollow rapids]

giving black king room to move

[jolly cave]

How can i do that?

[jolly cave]

Ooooh tysm

[open sapphire]

I'm the real one though

[upper crow]

Theres a lot of types of checkmate i cant list them all lol

[mortal bronze]

no

[hollow rapids]

threatening the king without the king being able to move somewhere they wouldn't be in check

[jolly cave]

Tysmm

[upper crow]

@jolly cave

[hollow rapids]

just say ladder checkmate it's not that hard

[jolly cave]

Ah

Ty

[upper crow]

There are lessons on chess.com u should try

[hollow rapids]

nobody needs to know smothered mate, arabian mate etc etc

[upper crow]

I was going to say that

[open sapphire]

The real Rei doesn't have such a big mouth

[mortal bronze]

yes she does

[nimble arch]

who the hell is rei

[hollow rapids]

real? aren't you guys talking about anime characters

literal drawings

[mortal bronze]

me

[mortal bronze]

i am very real

[open sapphire]

Well see it's real in the context of the story, because there are multiple versions of said character

[upper crow]

Ig

[hollow rapids]

what in the unemployement

[upper crow]

No seriously tho who tf is rei

[open sapphire]

If you're unemployed I wouldn't recommend spending your time playing chess

You got bigger fish to fry

[upper crow]

Im in school rn

[hollow rapids]

i'm guessing a queen

[mortal bronze]

anime girl (me)

[mortal bronze]

she is a queen!!

[tepid eagle]

evangelion is for virgins

[hollow rapids]

makes sense

[mortal bronze]

she is my queen

[mortal bronze]

so is chess

[hollow rapids]

bro needs to touch grass

[tepid eagle]

yea i dont really play

[mortal bronze]

no i don't like to leave my room

[tepid eagle]

its more performative for me than anything

[mortal bronze]

i don't really watch anime either

[loud wadi]

Anyone here who's around 800-900?

[upper crow]

Me

916-ish

[loud wadi]

Ayyy join the call let's play

[tepid eagle]

like i can tell bitches i play chess and she’ll be like oh so u a smart guy then

[open sapphire]

You're definitely in the wrong place then

[upper crow]

Bro i cant im in school

[tepid eagle]

but they dont know that chess =/ iq

[mortal bronze]

makes sense

[loud wadi]

Why are you using your phone in school

[upper crow]

Yes.

[mortal bronze]

if i tell a girl i play chess she will probably call me a nerd

[loud wadi]

≠

[mortal bronze]

real

we were talking about that a while ago

[tepid eagle]

becoming too involved in the game makes u a virgin cuz u lose the social ability

[hollow rapids]

oh no imagine someone having hobbies, the terror!

[upper crow]

@loud wadi we could play without me joining call

[tepid eagle]

but if u just performative with it its all good

similar to saying you read books

[upper crow]

Whats ur user? @loud wadi

[crude solstice]

So real

[mortal bronze]

hi lalion

[hollow rapids]

bro is defo a performative feminist

[tepid eagle]

IQ helps but it doesnt equate to actual chess skill

[tepid eagle]

metas changing

[grand salmon]

If you tell a girl that all you do is play chess then she will call you a nerd

[tepid eagle]

emphasis on all you do

[mortal bronze]

idk i don't talk to girls

[open sapphire]

I know it's wild stuff

[hollow rapids]

i can't tell if you're joking or if you're serious

[tepid eagle]

clearly you are an evangelion fan because you have no ability to pick up whether or not someone has had sex before with a few interactions

[hollow rapids]

no no no, virgin and virgin are two very different things, you can act like a virgin whilst already having had intercourse, but you can also just be a virgin, your pfp screams virgin, not virgin

[tepid eagle]

exactly

he explained it well

[neat sand]

Just a funny "brilliant move" puzzle lmfao. Hilarious that its considered brilliant.

[hollow rapids]

thank you, people don't understand it

[mortal bronze]

||nxc6||?

[neat sand]

|| yep, if they take back whites pawn blocks the c7 from being attacked keeping the pawn chain strong, and free the rook for a check to take whites rook...etc||

[tepid eagle]

evangelion fans usually fit both definitions

[hollow rapids]

they always sound like: "wheeeeeehweeee nice boys finish last, if i tell a girl i like .... they won't like me wheeeeee"

[mortal bronze]

there is also ||rf8+ which wins the rook||

[neat sand]

||was editing 😂 not use to spoiler tags lmfao ||

[open sapphire]

See I have to assume that you are below the age of 18, is that a correct assumption?

[mortal bronze]

isn't

[proven wave]

Pls get back to chess

[kindred crypt]

yo mohit i hit a new all time high

[open sapphire]

Jesus christ this is difficult

[kindred crypt]

1562 baby, we rockin'

[mortal bronze]

i know right

i told them to switch the channels but they won't listen

[kindred crypt]

hello mohit, hope youre doing well

[mortal bronze]

they just want to pretend to be busy

[open sapphire]

Nono Rei we're going off topic already

Focus on chess

[proven wave]

Wow. So close to 1600!

[mortal bronze]

thanks for calling me rei

it's difficult for me to focus on chess because you said rei wouldn't play chess

[open sapphire]

Okay I changed my mind

[proven wave]

Thanks 🙂

[mortal bronze]

i feel like now i have to give up on chess to be more like rei

[kindred crypt]

yeah, im feelin' good bout this, them 2 months of study paid off, i got my first medal and now im nearing 1600, i hope i do well in saturday's tourney

[mortal bronze]

hi bones

[kindred crypt]

now it's just a matter of not straying from studying and keep improving

[open sapphire]

You can't give up on chess in a chess server

[mortal bronze]

i just did

goodbye chess

[open sapphire]

Nonono wait hold on

[mortal bronze]

wow my life has no purpose now

[unique nymph]

i wish people pretending to be able to shift realities was the biggest reason i facepalmed

[mortal bronze]

i feel just like rei

[open sapphire]

See this is definitely some sort of psychosis

[unique nymph]

can't we talk about more important matters

[kindred crypt]

do people even like evangelion

[unique nymph]

such as the london system

[open sapphire]

Yes the London system

[viral egret]

I like the english with white

[open sapphire]

People find it very boring

[proven wave]

Where did you get the first medal? Congrats🎉
And good luck for Saturday!

[mortal bronze]

maybe i just have to convince myself that rei would play chess and then i could play chess again

[frosty peak]

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[unique nymph]

if this person is serious about their.... delusions, ya traumatised

[mortal bronze]

what

[unique nymph]

no

it's not boring