💬〡chess-talk

[torn sparrow]

Free job vro

[patent patrol]

Plz there’s none

[radiant swan]

no

[nocturne plover]

Come and try bud you'll go back in a week

[torn sparrow]

no

[nocturne plover]

About 16 perfect age minors

[torn sparrow]

I know it's practically impossible but its good for trolling bro

[valid kindle]

dud

[lone totem]

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas will destroy us all bro

[scarlet arrow]

classical over

yaaay

[valid kindle]

out of context but what does a femboy mean

[scarlet arrow]

viva 30+20

[torn sparrow]

Vro your Antarctica plan not happening after the earth core destruction

[scarlet arrow]

bro played nonsense

[torn sparrow]

QG enjoyer ??

[scarlet arrow]

bait name

I don't play it

[subtle pine]

Is lichess superior to chess.com for beginners

[valid kindle]

wdym we installed a core stabilizer before about 120 years didnt we?

[scarlet arrow]

[lone totem]

who is bro baiting tho

[scarlet arrow]

idk

but it's funny

[dusty hazel]

I hate women (im a woman)

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> wtf is this

[torn sparrow]

All the chess people who want to have fun

[balmy python]

qg enjoyer then just play london every game

[scarlet arrow]

do you want another TO ?

[patent patrol]

Last names of Africa/India combo would be so hard to keep up with lowk

[rich sapphire]

Hi polish femboy

[dusty hazel]

no

[fleet dove]

tickle off?

[valid kindle]

true being 16 was another vibe

[lone totem]

haii

[scarlet arrow]

then shush

[fleet dove]

can I join this tickle off

[lone totem]

me too

[kindred crypt]

dont say silly stuff when mean dahlia is in chat or .....lurking in chat

[torn sparrow]

@kindred crypt is it true you felt asleep today

In VC

[rich sapphire]

Not lurking anymore

[torn sparrow]

These guys be exposing stories

[radiant swan]

Get out that's my j#b

[kindred crypt]

fell asleep, was it today? or yesterday

[patent patrol]

I was lowk driving in my car trying to spell gukesh last name in my head cuz I know how it sounds but not how to spell

[rich sapphire]

Maybe day before yesterday

[torn sparrow]

Today someone pinged a mod to remove you 💀

[kindred crypt]

it was yesterday, a nap and in my dream people were calling me which was weird

[fleet dove]

spelling is so 2024 bro

we're in big 2025

[kindred crypt]

huh? i just joined the vc again

[fleet dove]

level up

this 5 second timer is making me lose my mind

[kindred crypt]

shut it

[fleet dove]

im literally spamming enter to send my chat

[lone totem]

did bro drink 5 energy drinks

[patent patrol]

Last names I think are pretty respectable to learn but lot of admittedly hard names

[torn sparrow]

Some channels don't have it

[patent patrol]

Fast typer

[fleet dove]

if you type faster than 30 wpm I think you run into this issue

[lone totem]

*if you think before you type

[radiant swan]

@Sewer Mod this is so mean :(

[torn sparrow]

It makes people write longer messages in average

[patent patrol]

If I beat the slow mode I’m hitting the enter key 20 times until it sends

[rich sapphire]

This isn't an issue

[lone totem]

im 110 wpm bro 🥶 (which is surprisingly mid in this server too many sweats)

[fleet dove]

it's an issue if I went to send quick bursts of messages

[torn sparrow]

Many people don't know how this artificially boosts my intelligence to 0

[radiant swan]

only 110 imagine

[rich sapphire]

Just send the bursts in one message

[patent patrol]

I can just form a thought in under 5 seconds idk what to say

[fleet dove]

Then it's not a burst but a soliloquy

[lone totem]

ok professional discordian

[radiant swan]

mine is 11.0 wpm

[rich sapphire]

Adapt. Evolve. Overcome.

[torn sparrow]

Mys is 1.1

[lone totem]

i heard this word in shakespeare vro 🥶 tuff

[patent patrol]

Undefeated typeracer

[torn sparrow]

1.1 wpm is goated

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1400592470127017984/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

[fleet dove]

Shakespeare was tuff asl

[lone totem]

name 5 sicilians

[patent patrol]

Have u read hamlet it’s awesome

[torn sparrow]

Ok TMC officer

[azure pivot]

Somehow he lost this and got flagged and im on phone 😭

[kindred crypt]

[lone totem]

hamlet i just did the abridged version
original i read Julius Caesar

[fleet dove]

300 elo tilt

[azure tide]

hit 800 elo

[kindred crypt]

all the things that ends with kov like sveshnikov, kalashnikov

[fleet dove]

or perhaps 300 elo recalibration

[dusty hazel]

I have a love hate relationship with this server

[patent patrol]

Ngl I was gonna say

[azure pivot]

Nothing a good hours work can’t fix

[kindred crypt]

im on there when i want to disappear from here ot just play tmc

[radiant swan]

we all know you're a 2700 smurfing

[rich sapphire]

If you name five in the next 15 seconds I'll give you a firm handshake

[lone totem]

abridged i also did The Tempest, Romeo-Juliet, Comedy Of Errors, All is well that ends well

[torn sparrow]

Alapinkov openkov checkoverkov closedkov

[fleet dove]

1 2 3 4 5

[patent patrol]

Hamlet’s knowledge of the English language and especially specific ways of depression before that stuff existed rly make it almost perfect

But it is impossible to read without furthered knowledge and alr fluent English

[azure pivot]

Smurfing maybe 2700 hell no

[torn sparrow]

Only legends know synderkov

[radiant swan]

2800 🥶

[lone totem]

bro is def not smurfing

ok maybe im just giga-smurfing

[torn sparrow]

What if he was not smurfing but surfing instead

[radiant swan]

quiet you

[fleet dove]

even fluent english speakers will struggle to understand shakespeare if not educated

[radiant swan]

i almost adopted u smh

[lone totem]

no, you quiet down big boy :3

[dusty hazel]

@fast kiln

[radiant swan]

oke :<

[patent patrol]

We read hamlet in ap lit and omg I loved that ap lit class

[kindred crypt]

I fell to 2155 im quitting chess bye guys nice knowing y'all

[patent patrol]

And I love hamlet

[fleet dove]

hamlet is indeed a classic

[torn sparrow]

Bro because he is Australian you think he is smurfing but he is actually surfing

[kindred crypt]

okay quit, quitter

[lone totem]

Six is never evolving to Seven

[kindred crypt]

i want to see hamlet play live.

[dusty hazel]

I love women

[fleet dove]

I think a slept on shakespeare piece is a midsummer night's dream tho

[rich sapphire]

Go get a board, you two

[torn sparrow]

Bye overaged femboy

[azure pivot]

Goat country bro

[burnt kindle]

l take

[rich sapphire]

How old is he?

[paper zenith]

bruv quits at 2155 smh

[torn sparrow]

How many times do you surf per day

[weary shell]

chat how do i checkmate

[torn sparrow]

Probably 34

[kindred crypt]

can u just stop it? this is not a dating server. we are here for chess and chess alone.

[wooden ruin]

did u not quit

[azure pivot]

Once a week but I bodysurf

[paper zenith]

exactly

[patent patrol]

My pfp at one point was Ophelia from Mel Gibson’s Hamlet but it would prob make yall see me differently

[torn sparrow]

Bro is too poor to buy surfing board 💔

[rich sapphire]

Check and then mate

[radiant swan]

bodysmurf

[weary shell]

understandable

[torn sparrow]

Premium swimming ahh

[fleet dove]

I told you

[patent patrol]

Ngl I always think ab it how did the royalty who could afford to watch plays even get it the first time around @fleet dove

[azure pivot]

Too many lessons with wyl💔

[kindred crypt]

yknow t.s new album has a song after her

[fleet dove]

wdym

[patent patrol]

Ophelia popular asf

[torn sparrow]

Actually don't surfing boards cost a lot af💀 fair

[azure pivot]

Also requires skill bodysurfing is free and just as fun

[torn sparrow]

capitalist invented surfing for free money

[lone totem]

capitalist invented chess.com for free money

[patent patrol]

Ohhh that this too too sullied flesh would melt thaw and resolve itself into a dew +100000 other words in similar fashion I don’t think ppl would’ve fully understood as much as they prob thought

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/elaborate-blou-zias-gif-7579701483731919492

[torn sparrow]

Actually it was never free

[fleet dove]

I mean that's how they spoke back then so of course they'd understand it better than us

[wooden ruin]

I dont like playing chess because jt hurts

[paper zenith]

xd

[wooden ruin]

it

[radiant swan]

where does ki get those random ahh gifs 💀

[lone totem]

yooo tinujudyt

[fleet dove]

but still there's a certain eloquence that's beyond reproach

[patent patrol]

This 1 it goes hard

[kindred crypt]

everything hurts

[fleet dove]

in shakespeare's prose

[paper zenith]

sup ha

[patent patrol]

Yea but Shakespeare was doing kickflips

[fleet dove]

that no doubt there was some confusion among the audience

[lone totem]

why she look like magnus and hikaru

[torn sparrow]

Chesscom had actually to buy the chess.com link to be called chesscom

[fleet dove]

my thing would be less the euphemisms but more so the words that he just invented

[azure pivot]

[pseudo garden]

Hello evil sigmas

[fleet dove]

how did he explain the word "swag" to 1500 peasant boys

[patent patrol]

Lolll true

[rich sapphire]

What happened to the shoulder in your picture

[azure pivot]

Elo shaming is wild

[torn sparrow]

They bought it for 65k$

In 2005

[fleet dove]

1500 1500 vs 2025 1500

I have my money on 1500 1500

[azure pivot]

I agree tbh

[lone totem]

what is bro yammering about

[azure pivot]

More principled play

[patent patrol]

Broke

[torn sparrow]

Depends if I am the 2000

[fleet dove]

facts

1500s these days be too concerned about what opening to play

[pseudo garden]

1500 1500 > me

[lone totem]

oh yea 1500 1500 is winning

[wet hollow]

2600 from 1970 vs 2600 from 2025 who would win?

[rich sapphire]

What exactly broke though

[patent patrol]

Clavicle

[wooden ruin]

2600 from 67

[paper zenith]

i dont like playing chess cuz it reminds me how ancient i am

[rich sapphire]

Makes sense

[azure pivot]

Although it depends on the tc presuming classical

[pseudo garden]

Owww

[kindred crypt]

okay that was silly of me

[lone totem]

garry kasparov and anatoly karpov the only 2600s in 1970 vro

[wet hollow]

The answer is obivously 2600 from 2025

[torn sparrow]

What about 1500 1500 vs you you

[pseudo garden]

That must've hurt like hell

[azure pivot]

Imagine a 1500 1500 playing on pc and mouse

[patent patrol]

It doesn’t hurt as bad as u might think

[fleet dove]

1500s these days have never played otb

[pseudo garden]

Hmmmn

[radiant swan]

damn me 😔

[torn sparrow]

Its 1970 Fischer

[fleet dove]

so they'd suck at classical

[radiant swan]

we're the same age omg

[wooden ruin]

by calling the age of 15 ancient ur also making me ancient 💔

[azure pivot]

I’m 1500 otb

[wet hollow]

Garry Kasparov was below 13 in 1970

[fleet dove]

yikes

[rich sapphire]

Don't land with your arm flat on the ground and you'll be fine

[lone totem]

who was it then
Alekhine Keres etc?

[azure pivot]

fide anyway

[paper zenith]

hihi cb2

[lone totem]

oh yea Casablanca

[patent patrol]

I’ve broken many bones including my clavicles 3 times you get an overwhelming sense of shock and u can barely even feel it. I played another down of American football with this collarbone

[wet hollow]

Bobby Fischer

[torn sparrow]

Bro Fischer would clap jobava

[fleet dove]

bones mentioned

[wet hollow]

Fischer was 2700

[torn sparrow]

Who does jobava baadur think he is

[azure pivot]

Although a 1500 1500 would probrably faint at the site of b6

[lone totem]

even i would clap jobava vro

[radiant swan]

inventor of Jobava London

[paper zenith]

oops sorryy

[torn sparrow]

He is getting deadlost position with random moves in 7 moves

[wet hollow]

Players these days are way stronger than players from 1970s ngl

[wooden ruin]

its alright

[lone totem]

if you ancient then im 1000 year old elf 💔

[radiant swan]

i think anyone can clap jobava

[lone totem]

ong id beat paul morphy

[torn sparrow]

That idea was refuted in the 1970s and Fischer knew exactly how and why

[fleet dove]

What a brave take from Jel but Cookie

[wet hollow]

is it a take or bait?

[pseudo garden]

I went through an ac joint disclocation and even just that hurt so bad

[pseudo garden]

I'll remember this trick

[rich sapphire]

If you're ancient, my parents are dinosaurs

[paper zenith]

no im pretty sure im older 😭

[patent patrol]

Gaaaahjjj

Yeah that would def hurt

[torn sparrow]

Many people don't know that jobava would resign immediately after Realizing Fischer refuted his fork idea

[lone totem]

naw im 16.5

[radiant swan]

ha is 16

[paper zenith]

help

[patent patrol]

Bone fractures don’t rly hurt that bad

[wet hollow]

the reason 1970 players were weak was because chess players in 1970 didnt have Jacob Aagard calculation books

[paper zenith]

bruh

[rich sapphire]

Acl?

[torn sparrow]

Bro did you see Fischer play

[rich sapphire]

How?

[paper zenith]

alr unc fr then

[lone totem]

they didnt even have How To Reassess Your Chess by IM Jeremy Silman bro

[torn sparrow]

Or maybe you are blind

[wet hollow]

Fr

[azure pivot]

yeah there were some big positional holes in 1970 chess

[valid kindle]

yo how do i link my account to here

[torn sparrow]

Two options for jel but cookie

[patent patrol]

?

[wet hollow]

There obivously exceptions 😁

[torn sparrow]

Ahh you have no eyes damn sad

[wet hollow]

Fischer was way ahead of his time

[wooden ruin]

clearly you dont own positional play and strategic play than none other than Grandmaster Jacob Aagard

[paper zenith]

when did ya start playing chess tho

[pseudo garden]

Acromicoclavicular, meaning the clavicle bone dislocated from the shoulder

[fleet dove]

he was actually behind his time if you were to ask the germans

[torn sparrow]

Yeah even without yo eyes bro knows 🥶

[lone totem]

14 probably

[rich sapphire]

Right I forgot those existed

[wet hollow]

Well Germany also lost the ww2 so who are they to say

[radiant swan]

Karry Gasparov

[pseudo garden]

Shoulders?

[torn sparrow]

Fischer won perfect USA championship

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/mentally-insane-bobby-fischer-gif-10853438769096424064

[rich sapphire]

The joint dislocation, not the thing

[torn sparrow]

Many people don't know how he did it so simple

[paper zenith]

💀 uhm alr im out

[kindred crypt]

let's not enable political discussion here.

[lone totem]

when did you start 😭

[fleet dove]

who ever made this edit genuinely needs psychiatric help

[lone totem]

dahlia when i press the "enable political discussion" button:

[patent patrol]

Dude who recognizes Fischer for his undisputed American chess performance

[torn sparrow]

Do you think Fischer would win or shankland

[pseudo garden]

:

[kindred crypt]

thank you

[wet hollow]

Bobby is the Magnus of 1970s

[random fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-fly-superman-fly-flying-look-up-gif-12915648852063518973

[kindred crypt]

shankland forever

[torn sparrow]

Yeah he dominated Larsen too and on mistake beat spassky

[wet hollow]

Wy did it send 2 times

[lone totem]

keep it about chess in chess talk

[paper zenith]

7 and still at 1300 1198 💔 (started playing chess seriously at 14 too tho)

[kindred crypt]

sorry but your bullet game is not as fast as superman

[torn sparrow]

Shankland forever a loser 💔

[lone totem]

you got this, i will coach you 🥶

[pseudo garden]

Started when I was 14 almost 15

[kindred crypt]

nuking ur wifi now

[fleet dove]

shankland is genuinely the rag doll of gms I stg

[radiant swan]

hes 4 bro let him slide

[wet hollow]

a 1450 indian fide is better than all of 1970 chess players

[wooden ruin]

2000 is pretty easy to reach in a year

[torn sparrow]

You need to know my internet provider for that

[random fractal]

you got it femboy

[kindred crypt]

shut it bones

[radiant swan]

real

[lone totem]

@torn sparrow confirm this

[torn sparrow]

I couldn't agree more with you

[fleet dove]

who are you

[kindred crypt]

do i know u?

[paper zenith]

ty yes please i quit tho

[torn sparrow]

Confirmed if you have joined the Indian academy and clicked the subscribe button

[pseudo garden]

Yeah if you're like 10

[fleet dove]

do you

[valid kindle]

;-; i went from 1k to 600 in 2 years

or smthng more

[wooden ruin]

I reached 2000 while I was still a sperm racing for the egg

[azure pivot]

Well done

[valid kindle]

😭

[fleet dove]

This takes real hard work and dedication

Could you share your secrets on how you did it

[kindred crypt]

u yap stuff about sam dont ever do that

[rich sapphire]

And then you lost all your progress at the end of the race

[valid kindle]

i mean i just started again after like 2 years anyways

[radiant swan]

born with gm parents bro

[lone totem]

its alr

[fleet dove]

ask dubov and magnus what they think of shankland, don't take my word for it

[valid kindle]

i used stockfish to go from 1k to 600

[torn sparrow]

Anna cranking is a failure bro

[valid kindle]

i cheated 😄

[torn sparrow]

Double GM parent not even WIM

[kindred crypt]

oh dont make unfunny jokes

[radiant swan]

cant agree more

[torn sparrow]

Bro won the genetically statistical lottery

[valid kindle]

im sorry :C

[radiant swan]

lower rated than CountingBrilliants in bullet is wild

[fleet dove]

I believe in you

[kindred crypt]

but in all seriousness, jokes about cheating is not tolerated here

[torn sparrow]

I would close my account bro

[valid kindle]

ah ok

[radiant swan]

luckily for you you're lower rated than me in 2 time controls 💀

[torn sparrow]

Time to close my account bye vro

[radiant swan]

come back bro

[valid kindle]

you def higher than me in all ratings that requires serious skill issue

[wet hollow]

I used martin to go from 1000 to 2500

[rich sapphire]

Sir, that's illegal around these parts

[torn sparrow]

I can get my account banned for abuse if I insult neurolink 💀

[valid kindle]

it was a joke bruh :c

[valid kindle]

what is nuerolink?

[rich sapphire]

Still illegal. Best be sure to watch what you say around here

[patent patrol]

Someone earlier today said fots should be allowed to mute ppl

[valid kindle]

ok but the context was me going from 1kto 600 after returning after 2 years

[wet hollow]

Neurolink dont even know my account

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[valid kindle]

what are fots?

[empty merlin]

Hi

[hearty knoll]

I wanna marry

[rich sapphire]

Sir, you can, and could be, exiled by the popo for spouting words like that

[torn sparrow]

Some guy who loves mods

[valid kindle]

what is popo?

[wet hollow]

Equivalent of supporting billionaries while earning minimum wage

[fleet dove]

poop

[torn sparrow]

You have standarts

[valid kindle]

huh

[rich sapphire]

Law enforcement

[fleet dove]

poop

[torn sparrow]

@kindred crypt

[valid kindle]

oh they called popo now?

[fleet dove]

where has bro been for the past few decades

[rich sapphire]

They were always called that

[kindred crypt]

omg, mairos kinda say this, too

[valid kindle]

also can you see me play like 3 matches and trash talk me real quick?

[kindred crypt]

HAHAHAAH

[torn sparrow]

Mairos is me if I was good at chess

[rich sapphire]

That sounds like something I would do on most days but I don't feel like it today

[radiant swan]

at least better than CountingBrilliants 😔

[valid kindle]

i seriously need demotivation cus i got a 7 winning streak yesterday then slept 5 hours woke and got seriously bad at chess

cus my focus is high when i lack sleep

[rich sapphire]

Alright why not

[torn sparrow]

Not

[rich sapphire]

You piqued my interest

[torn sparrow]

Many people argue for that but the truth is I suck in every factor vs lurker

[valid kindle]

ok 😄

stream 3?

[versed ermine]

Good Morning

[rich sapphire]

Let's do DM call

[radiant swan]

wake up vro ur not in a dream ur 100% better 🙏

[valid kindle]

ok

[paper kraken]

My first brilliant move just to adventually lose my queen to a mouseslip....

[torn sparrow]

🧢

[radiant swan]

u adopted me for a reason

[rich sapphire]

The vile ways in which I might back seat you might get me muted

[torn sparrow]

You would adopt me If I played you rn

[valid kindle]

huh

[radiant swan]

You would adopt me If I played you rn

[dusky fjord]

man, chess is such a game

[rich sapphire]

[valid kindle]

please dont speak riddles

[rich sapphire]

I'm just going to swear and stuff

[wet hollow]

@torn sparrow did you read george orwell?

[valid kindle]

ok

[torn sparrow]

That's the name of the author

[wet hollow]

1984

[kindred crypt]

1984

[torn sparrow]

Yeah

[wet hollow]

Should I read it?

[torn sparrow]

Yeah but the new generation gets bored too fast

[wet hollow]

Or just watch some summary video 🙏

[torn sparrow]

These kids with a attention span of 51 seconds

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Freedom (mxrkang)

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Name: Freedom (mxrkang)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1177 (peak)
Blitz: 1007 (1022 peak)
Bullet: 988 (995 peak)

[torn sparrow]

Vro doesn't want the real exp

[radiant swan]

crazy pfp

[wet hollow]

I like audiobooks more than actual books fr
(im illiterate)

[balmy python]

read the Canterbury tales

[lone totem]

im motivated to work out tho

@wet hollow read animal farm its peak

[patent patrol]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Fianchetto-Opening-Lasker-Simul-Special-Variation yea rite he’s getting killed

[lone totem]

lasker simul special variation 💀

[kindred crypt]

omg why do i forget about griff?

[prisma brook]

hi

hello

[fleet dove]

I vehemently hate that this exists

[patent patrol]

I never researched that far into why they call it The Lasker Simul Special but I believe it is suuuuuuuper powerful

[radiant swan]

go back to chess bro no gym for u

[torn sparrow]

My special prep got leaked

[dull blaze]

why

[patent patrol]

It almost looks like a refutation

[lone totem]

everyone loved it in the 1930s apparently

[fleet dove]

why is black playing like this, are they stupid

[torn sparrow]

Imagine you are Emanuel lasker and your special prep gets leaked 💔

[scarlet arrow]

a

[patent patrol]

Ngl it works here

[dull blaze]

its logical

[lone totem]

where is stockfishanalyzing in the comments when i need him

[torn sparrow]

Immortalized leak

[dull blaze]

launch the h pawn

[patent patrol]

It’s like a gorilla mindset thing

[fleet dove]

it also works to physically assault your opponent and win by default

[torn sparrow]

Legend😭

[patent patrol]

But u rly can just cannon into it

[mint adder]

@zealous marsh @strange bobcat NZ tmr, finna beat up some more kids

[fleet dove]

it's logical yes, but cringe imo

[wet hollow]

Bro ts english too much for me

[fleet dove]

just play normal chess

[kindred crypt]

i thought u would ask them to connect their accounts lmao

[mint adder]

g3 h5 sounds like some stupid blitz shit honestly

[patent patrol]

Punishing hypermodern play

[mint adder]

welcome to the server please disconnect your account for just joined role

[wet hollow]

The problem is not getting bored, but my voculabory is buns

[torn sparrow]

Says the f4 player💔

[radiant swan]

the only prep is "me attack horsey and hope they hang it" bro

[patent patrol]

Witty alien be playin it

[lone totem]

even lichess has it bro

[mint adder]

it’s also bullet where 99.999% of players are playing with their brain chopped in half and mixed like a caprese salad

[fleet dove]

this is the opposite of punishing hypdermodern play

[patent patrol]

Ok well this opening isn’t bad

[fleet dove]

you punish it by controlling the center, which you cannot do by moving a flank pawn

[patent patrol]

Na u attack the fianchetto

[torn sparrow]

By not punishing it you surprise them

[mint adder]

that’s like saying Nf3 g5 isn’t bad

[patent patrol]

U get the center with the attack

[fleet dove]

no

[patent patrol]

U know dat 1

[fleet dove]

there's a reason kingside attacks in the fianchetto kid don't work

[radiant swan]

he got banned for the 6th time

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-gif-2806019528914214031

[patent patrol]

This isn’t the same at all

[torn sparrow]

Hi was that you

[patent patrol]

This is g3 h5 not even bb2 played yet

[radiant swan]

its definitely him

[torn sparrow]

Are you a changed man now ?

[fleet dove]

bb2?

what does bb2 have to do with anything

[patent patrol]

Broooooooooooooo

[radiant swan]

august 18 2025 a

[balmy python]

😂

[torn sparrow]

Bro he changed maybe

[radiant swan]

lol got banned instantly

[balmy python]

must have been the wind

[patent patrol]

Can u just pretend u know what im saying for one second plzzzzz

[torn sparrow]

Rip

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 🍮 (flan)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2115 (2178 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2155 peak)
Bullet: 2130 (2227 peak)

[lone totem]

what is black gonna do after 2.Nf3

[strange bobcat]

nice

[mint adder]

we are officially back to 2100+ all tcs

[fleet dove]

I would love to, but you first have to actually say correct things

[mint adder]

we so back

[patent patrol]

Ur opponents pants r nearly off

[radiant swan]

@mint adder what happened bro

[charred plaza]

finally 600 elo!!!

[torn sparrow]

I am not getting this guy in pool vro

[lone totem]

smart people are playing 2.Nf3 bro

[torn sparrow]

Imma abort against f4

[scarlet arrow]

yaay

[fleet dove]

2.Bg2 is an inaccuracy

[patent patrol]

Then nc6 d6

[fleet dove]

I abort against f4 all the time

[scarlet arrow]

tbh I don't think you can lose against flan's bird

you're too tricky

[torn sparrow]

I used to abort against it but now I actually just spam

[mint adder]

U18 NZ scene looking decent

[fleet dove]

f4 players do not deserve my time and respect, even if I were to win 100-0 to them

[lone totem]

damn youre going to new zealand?

[torn sparrow]

😭 vro thinks I am bugs bunny

[mint adder]

but also why are most mfs 2007 and 2008 that’s not kids

i’m tryna beat kids not fck up the older generations

[patent patrol]

Bg2 get played hella but is one example

[lone totem]

how is blud allowed to go to another continent for a chess tournament 😭

[patent patrol]

U lowkey can even just keep the pawn there

[mint adder]

[torn sparrow]

He is changing his living zone bro

[mint adder]

buddy I adopted his ass with the Bird

[fleet dove]

yea but this position is cringe

[lone totem]

oh

[balmy python]

if you dont remember when michael jackson died youre a kid to me 😂

[fleet dove]

black should play principled chess

[torn sparrow]

I actually beat you in chesskid recently bro

[patent patrol]

I think h5 is a very logical response to g3 in terms of just regular albeit chess

[safe blade]

CHESS.COM pls teach bots how to resign

[mint adder]

ok but like when broke it down I got no clue who Renjith is, Felix Xie is like the most famous mf, fck Mao Daqi, Ollie Archer just got FM like last week, the rest got no clue

[fleet dove]

h5 is logical in a vaccum but unprincipled in the specific position

[patent patrol]

Cool

[mint adder]

which means I’m coming there and imma get the GM title

all these mfs ass bro 🥀

farming the entire oceania pool

[patent patrol]

Chess is makin an breakin

[rich sapphire]

You need to learn how to checkmate

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[radiant swan]

when u do play me bro i wanna say i adopted a gm

[safe blade]

ok

[fleet dove]

yes and I will break the tibula of any opponent who plays this against me otb

[radiant swan]

u cant be talking either u also hv the role

[patent patrol]

Good luck that’s hard af

[rich sapphire]

You need to learn how to checkmate

[patent patrol]

Actually I think some ufc fighters have done it live

[rich sapphire]

Why are you making 6 rooks against a bot

[patent patrol]

Unrelated doe asf

[rich sapphire]

And then complaining about them not resigning

[charred plaza]

and back to 596

[rich sapphire]

That doesn't make any sense

[fleet dove]

ty

[patent patrol]

If someone plays this against u otb they’re trolling

[lone totem]

what would you guys play against g3 in a real game

[patent patrol]

U must be in the Lasker simul for that to happen

[fleet dove]

yea trolling is acceptable but not logical from a pure chess standpoint

[patent patrol]

G6

[rich sapphire]

What the heck is a tibula

[lone totem]

i would Nf6 probably

[fleet dove]

it's a town in italy

[patent patrol]

I think it would work not as well otb

[lone totem]

or e5 if im feeling it

[rich sapphire]

Better be cause that's nowhere in the body

[patent patrol]

G6 or just e5 yea

[lone totem]

the problem with g3 e5 is 2.c4
this transposes to english but i could just play the c6 d5 ig

[fleet dove]

anything that allows for transposition

[patent patrol]

Ur fibula and tibia make up the bones in ur lower leg

[fleet dove]

c6 d5 ew yuck

[lone totem]

vro its not that bad

[patent patrol]

Tibula is a miscommunication

[patent patrol]

Fr

[fleet dove]

its bad

[rich sapphire]

Yeah he said tibula.

[patent patrol]

If u play c6 d5 e6 in chess I feel like u may as well just wear a diaper

[lone totem]

e5 c6 d5 bro

[fleet dove]

facts

[lone totem]

who said london triangle

[fleet dove]

ts ass

[lone totem]

😭 what do you play

[fleet dove]

white does not have to allow e5

and c6 d5 stuff gives white a pleasant position

[lone totem]

wdym by this 💀

[fleet dove]

against the english

[lone totem]

im playing 1. ...e5 bro

[fleet dove]

oh you mean 1 e5

[lone totem]

🙏

[fleet dove]

yea that's ass too

[lone totem]

dunno i need prep

[fleet dove]

but it's ass in a different way

[lone totem]

im NOT allowing white a KID

[fleet dove]

it's objectivelly good

but it's bad from a repertoire standpoint

[lone totem]

hm

[fleet dove]

why play e5 when white will probably transpose into something you already play against d4 nf3 or c4

that's just another line to learn

[lone totem]

i cant play grunfeld against english bro 😔 😔

[fleet dove]

neo grunfeld

[patent patrol]

This better I was just saying I hate the semi Slav

I think if anything made d4 boring it would be those lines

I’ve just been playing symmetrical vs English as of recently

[lone totem]

tfym neo grunfeld

[patent patrol]

I can beat all the bonglord preppers but not bonglord

[cedar jacinth]

Can somebody recommend me a chess ebook

[night imp]

cantaloupe

[patent patrol]

Ngl just allow e5 its chill

[lone totem]

okay i could play the "anglo grunfeld" 😭 😭

[balmy python]

im getting “my system” tomorrow ill let you know what i think

[cedar jacinth]

Ok thanks

[fleet dove]

if they start with nc3 it's slightly diferent

[patent patrol]

Anglo is such a funny name for English counterpart variations

[fleet dove]

the most common move order is 2 nf3

[lone totem]

hm

[fleet dove]

I lied

it's not the most common

[lone totem]

might as well play the anglo-grunfeld

[patent patrol]

Play symmetry

[lone totem]

noo

i need my chess as freaky as possible

[patent patrol]

English players hate symmetry

[lone totem]

while being sound ofc

[fleet dove]

idk if I'd call the grunfeld freaky

[somber lark]

300 position covers that aswell :>

[spring lion]

Bongcloud very freaky

[fleet dove]

have you learned any openings yet

[spring lion]

No 😁

[fleet dove]

tragic

[spring lion]

Thats why my rating is stagnant

[wet hollow]

@torn sparrow 🐌

[fleet dove]

I dont think thats why

[balmy python]

nah i think e5 is more testing than the symmetrical personally, as an avid english player

[shrewd mica]

[patent patrol]

I meannnn

[spring lion]

And also cuz I suck

It’s both :)))

[patent patrol]

Jaenisch

[fleet dove]

as a more avid english player I disagree

[patent patrol]

In the English white has a nice realm of ideas on both sides of the board with e5

[fleet dove]

everyone says it's e5 but it's really c5

but the thing is

[patent patrol]

C5 is like playing the English vs the English

[fleet dove]

people say it's e5 and c5, but it's actually 1...d6

[patent patrol]

Which English players don’t rly do

[snow vapor]

|| NOT MY GAME ||

[fleet dove]

1...d6 is the most annoying first move for black against 1.c4/1.Nf3

[patent patrol]

The 2500 fide secret sauce

[spring lion]

Bones should I learn whatever e4 nf3 is called

[true pivot]

Yeah I just copy white for the first few moves when they play the english lol

[spring lion]

Italian opening or something

[fleet dove]

yes

[spring lion]

What about black

Is Sicilian any good?

[fleet dove]

very

[spring lion]

Against e4 i go c5
And against d4 i go nf6

I don’t know shit other than move 1 ☠️

[fleet dove]

genuinely appalling but workable

[radiant swan]

gng i game reviewed 3 games and it all worked wtf 💀

[true pivot]

Is d4 nf6 more challenging for d4 players than d4 d5?

[true pivot]

Hacker

[patent patrol]

Eh

Consider both those lines equally fine

[fleet dove]

yes

[true pivot]

Ok ok is it worth making the switch?

[patent patrol]

Yes

[spring lion]

How do I study openings 😔

[shrewd mica]

wow.

[radiant swan]

2 but i dont hv premium

[steel notch]

Hi guys

[balmy python]

they just play the london either way XD

[fleet dove]

you should make the switch based on the types of positions you enjoy playing

[true pivot]

That's so real bro, annoyjng as hell lmao

[patent patrol]

D4 nf6 got me so much higher than d4 d5 I was amazed I could start winning against d4

[true pivot]

Idk not the london

[steel notch]

Why do i have my rating as a tag😭

[radiant swan]

hi

[fleet dove]

if you don't like playing carlsbad structures, don't play d5

[spring lion]

Do /privacy if you don’t want it

[azure pivot]

Do /privacy if you want to turn it off

[true pivot]

I'll make the switch too then

[shrewd mica]

heya lurker.

[steel notch]

Thanks

[true pivot]

Idk what that means 😅

[patent patrol]

I started w the kings indian at around exactly 1700

And it was a very nice one to learn u get basically unlimited play, the grunfeld is arguably nicer tho

[radiant swan]

hows it going for u bro haven't seen u in a while

[patent patrol]

Decide for urself kinda thing ig

[true pivot]

I lost 4 games in a row at 1699 yesterday so I will never be 1700 lmao

[patent patrol]

Naaaaa u just gotta lock in

[shrewd mica]

ive seen better days lol...
wbu, how are you doing?

[steel notch]

Is there a channel for bot commands

[true pivot]

Oh I like this

[fleet dove]

as black?

[spring lion]

What about carlsgood structure

[true pivot]

I'm gonna try again today

[true pivot]

Idk as both I guess

[past junco]

brilliant merchant

[steel notch]

#👾〡bot-guide i think

[fleet dove]

too powerful, devs had to nerf and remove from game

[patent patrol]

I love chess positions where I feel like I could win with both sides

[radiant swan]

awh its ok always look forward to tomorrow ;-;
im doing kinda ok right eye stings for some reason but I'm doing fine

[nocturne plover]

😶‍🌫

[fleet dove]

ew yuck

[patent patrol]

Just like random ones

[true pivot]

Frr same

[kindred crypt]

i dont wanna play puzzles anymore

[shrewd mica]

hm, good to hear that you're doing well.

[true pivot]

Because u kinda know the plans of both sides

[kindred crypt]

do

[patent patrol]

Some ppl have nice both solid play going on

[radiant swan]

thanks (≧∇≦)
anyways whats up fr something feels off

[nocturne plover]

Guess the eval and the best continuation

[fleet dove]

I don't like them because if you think you can win from both sides, then that means your opponent could also win from both sides. I don't like positions that give unncessary chances to my opponent

[shrewd mica]

wdym?

[patent patrol]

Naaa I don’t mean like opening or middlegame wise

[radiant swan]

@azure pivot power of e6 b6

[spring lion]

Give some slack on the 2000 🤣

[patent patrol]

I meant in general I like seeing positions where both sides undergo confusing plans

[shrewd mica]

"i dont..."
"do"

okay Schrödinger. /j

[patent patrol]

Ppl say who do u prefer I say whichever side im playing

[radiant swan]

just feels like it something wrong? idk its just a gut feelin
feel free to talk if somethings up

[spring lion]

Mods!! promoting bad openings!!!

[shrewd mica]

mhm, I'll keep that in mind.
thanks, lurker.

[wet hollow]

Any 2000+ wanna play rated?

[radiant swan]

np :3

[balmy python]

My favorite positions to play are just simple queenless middlegames/endgames i think i have a good win rate in slow games where i can get to an equal position with the queens traded off

[fleet dove]

that should be ideal lol

[azure pivot]

Sheesh🥶

[radiant swan]

if i get 92% with it in rapid then I'm not complaining
-# and the eval is +0.3 so idk what you're yammering on about

[azure pivot]

Hop on bro

[patent patrol]

Sometimes it’s equal but I like one side better idk

[fleet dove]

even the guy who knows 0 openings knows e6 b6 is trash

[spring lion]

Learn to take a joke 😭😅😂

[radiant swan]

geoguessr 💀

[spring lion]

LMAO HAHAHAHA

[fleet dove]

bro wants this geoguessr smoke

[azure pivot]

He’s trolling they play b6 themself

[strange bobcat]

chinese ahhh lineup

[radiant swan]

thats why im only 2000 😔

[fleet dove]

I thought you blocked me

[mint adder]

they’re everywhere

[azure pivot]

I am the smoke lil bro

[radiant swan]

nah i unblocked 2 minutes later

[patent patrol]

2200s will say I only know move one of the uhhh… siliam defense and then play 80 games of bullet spamming theory

[fleet dove]

what a kind heart you are

[radiant swan]

💀

[fleet dove]

are you off your tilt

[radiant swan]

no

[fleet dove]

if not lmk when you play another game so I can hate watch

[spring lion]

I’ll join you 🤡

[gentle gorge]

@fleet dove

[radiant swan]

bet I'm playing rn bro come watch 😔

[gentle gorge]

bones wanna play geoguesser

[fleet dove]

lets go

[true pivot]

Real 😂😂😂

[radiant swan]

@spring lion ur not allowed im blocking u in cc

[fleet dove]

bro wants in on it too

[spring lion]

Bro wouldnt play bullet or blitz tho. The peaksit is crazy 😳

[cosmic quest]

lets gooo i love hate watching

[radiant swan]

only zag and bones 😔

[spring lion]

I have my ways 🤣

[gentle gorge]

i whooped b6 yesterday

ur next

[fleet dove]

did you

[gentle gorge]

he only beat me in australia

[spring lion]

If u block does it mean I can’t watch 😌

Dont worry 3rd alt activated!

[azure pivot]

Nah Japan too bro dont forget

[fleet dove]

I will make a party and invite you too

[gentle gorge]

my bad twin

[azure pivot]

Thank you♥️

[gentle gorge]

japan where we both literally gambled

[dull blaze]

@fleet dove what was like the principle of the exchange slav u were looking at

[azure pivot]

Hey it was my 2nd out of 100 win I needed it🥀

[random tree]

Racist

[gentle gorge]

ok fair twin fair.

[fleet dove]

delay nf3 to play early bf4 e3

so no bg4

I've been looking at the games of alexandr rakhmanov

he has some interesting ideas too

[dull blaze]

thanks

[fleet dove]

np

rakhmanov doesn't play this move order often I don't think but there are some games out there you can find

[spring lion]

@radiant swan omg bro is 2242 🫥

[gentle gorge]

@azure pivot is bones good

[torn sparrow]

how to refute 1.b3

[dull blaze]

e5

i used to play this demented gambit line

[torn sparrow]

bro I always play kid against everything which isnt e4

[dull blaze]

b3 e5 bb2 nc6 e3 d5 bb5 ne7

bxe5 a6 takes takes bb2 qg5

[dull blaze]

well then just go nf6 g6 bg7

[torn sparrow]

g4💀

bro these 2100s making up aggresive ideas out of nowhere

[dull blaze]

h6?

[torn sparrow]

I play too fast to think about that

[fleet dove]

in everything yes

[dull blaze]

g4 is a horseshit idea

[cosmic quest]

counting brilliants missed tactics number 2 billion

[torn sparrow]

ok whats a mikhail tal level idea then

[cosmic quest]

and Nh3 looks dogahh

[dull blaze]

ok so after b3 b6 e4 bb7 nc3 e6 nf6 e5 nd5 nd5 bd5

some might argue that the pawn on e5 gains space

but a contrarian like myself argues that it blocks the b2 bishop

[torn sparrow]

bb7 twice is crazy

[shrewd mica]

[lone totem]

what is this michael tall bro

[dull blaze]

oops

[torn sparrow]

yeah I see is this what 2700s argue about

[dull blaze]

idk why black made 2 moves in a row

[torn sparrow]

carlsen vs Wesley

[dull blaze]

apparently after bd5 a3 is the best move

which is beyond me

[torn sparrow]

carlsen won easily without trying

[shrewd mica]

They rolled a double.

[dull blaze]

yeah but he went qg4 which was a stupid move

[cosmic quest]

he just hung a rook

[shrewd mica]

A nat D20 on Luck.

[torn sparrow]

its a pretty good idea for blity

it was probably blitz considering a chesscom event

[dull blaze]

unfortunately the wesley so guy went g5 which returned the stupidity

lowkey i wouldve done the same thing

g5 is high testosterone chess

[torn sparrow]

bro is not that good in chess💀

[dull blaze]

unfortunately it sucks cause the bishop lost scope for no reason

[torn sparrow]

bf4 is a very gay move bro

you would have played that def

[dull blaze]

prolly

[torn sparrow]

whites whole position is stuck

magnus not cooking

[lone totem]

is this a live game magnus and wesley

[torn sparrow]

yeah we analyze instantly

[loud dome]

Sinquefield Cup starts today, no? Yay

[torn sparrow]

nah actually its been played in 2020

dont get gaslighted

[wet hollow]

All mid players

No Magnus, Hikaru, Hans

[lone totem]

what is carlsen vs alexander grischuk 1.b3 even about

[wet hollow]

Without these 3, all tournamenmts are mid

[radiant swan]

yea why

[dull blaze]

bro threw hans in there

[loud dome]

You are clearly no chess fan

[wet hollow]

I mean for content Hans is peak

[cosmic quest]

im ngl bro that was embarassing

[dull blaze]

?????

hes not even wrong

[torn sparrow]

ngl his rage is so much content

[wet hollow]

For such a dry "sport". Hans is the light at the end of the dark tunnel

[dull blaze]

^

[spring lion]

Just feels very off I have a winning score against a +100 player from me

[lone totem]

i need sleep

[loud dome]

The end is near

[spring lion]

I agree

[lone totem]

we need Magnus VS Gukesh in 2026 for chess explosion

[spring lion]

Hans is unironically funny

[wet hollow]

Nvm he is playing

[loud dome]

That is a crazy take

[torn sparrow]

rubinstein festival more goated

[lone totem]

are rapport and erigaisi playing

[spring lion]

Gukesh is gonna get trashed

[spring lion]

Kramnik as well 😆

[wet hollow]

Ok that makes the tournament 1% better

[torn sparrow]

Nodirbek is playing he will def win

[dull blaze]

bro i hate nodirbek

[wet hollow]

None of them are. I think Erigaisi is sick or smth and he just played Chennai grandmaster

[loud dome]

I like that Alireza plays again

[dull blaze]

he seems like a disciplined and hard working person

[torn sparrow]

bro got farmed too much

[dull blaze]

i hate that

[wet hollow]

And rapport doesnt get invites

[lone totem]

@wet hollow Art Of Attack is kinda fire, its in old chess notation tho

[torn sparrow]

he isnt 💀

[wet hollow]

Learn old chess notations vro

[somber lark]

find the answer here

[lone totem]

yea theyre easy

[dull blaze]

nodirbek? how do u know

[loud dome]

The last few times he played he had bad results mosrly

[torn sparrow]

he freestyled e4 g3 in last round tatar steel

[lone totem]

7 fking hours

[wet hollow]

Rapport still of my fav players tho

[torn sparrow]

idk he freestyles too much

[loud dome]

I don't even remember how Rapport made it to the Candidates

[lone totem]

...B-QKt4 🗣️

[torn sparrow]

like he thinks long in the opening phase prob not high level prep

[wet hollow]

By being good at chess

[dull blaze]

remember when alireza made his own tournament to qualify for the candidates

[lone totem]

this is Bb5 btw

[dull blaze]

and he got flamed

[torn sparrow]

imagine they make a bribe spot

[wet hollow]

Even named it "Alireza race to the candidates" 😭

[dull blaze]

but ding basically did the same thing

[torn sparrow]

he didnt even make it it was his supporters

[wet hollow]

I mean in Dings defense he didnt play Berlin Grand swiss cause of covid

[empty mortar]

Not true

[torn sparrow]

Fabiano caruana is gonna get farmed so hard

[dull blaze]

ok technically it wasnt the same thing

because alireza actually needed to gain rating

ding didnt play enough games

[wet hollow]

And Ding went on to come 2nd in candidates and win wcc

[loud dome]

The difference is Ding did not name his tournament "Ding's race to the Candidates"

[wet hollow]

Unlike aLireza

[dull blaze]

the name of the tournament is irrelevant

[torn sparrow]

guccireza bro

[dull blaze]

alireza is like that one sports prodigy that was a bust

[wet hollow]

Atleast Ding was good at chess

[dull blaze]

2800 at 18 and boy let the money get to him

[loud dome]

He is still young 😭

[dull blaze]

nah

[cosmic quest]

this guy does not play like a cm bruh
hes either throwing deliberately to throw off his opponent or hes 70 and washed

[dull blaze]

some turkish boy is going to take his place soon enough

[wet hollow]

Too old for me

[torn sparrow]

he gets enough money from SCC to live

[somber lark]

It's like watching gotham

[torn sparrow]

doesnt care about canditates

[loud dome]

Also BCC

[wet hollow]

What is ts

Send video 🥺

[torn sparrow]

yeah he is guaranteed to win that also

[somber lark]

Ok

[loud dome]

But he did not play this year I think

[torn sparrow]

he always gets +5 scores against anyone

[torn sparrow]

he played BCC

he destroyed everyone

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-gif-2806019528914214031

[loud dome]

Really? I thought he and Naka did not

I guess only Naka did not

[torn sparrow]

he did I watched it

[gentle gorge]

wiiiildd

[torn sparrow]

I think he would have good winning chances

if he didnt complain every 10 seconds about the fact he is a old

[cosmic quest]

bro he got matched with the guy i won against to get 2200

[torn sparrow]

2000 pool so small bro

[loud dome]

I like the silence

[dull blaze]

do u guys think

that an opening should be renamed

[torn sparrow]

random guys I lose in 2200 pool become 2400

[dull blaze]

if the player that pioneered it did some extremely terrible things aside from chess

[torn sparrow]

no

[broken flower]

Because he spent his time practicing rather than on discord like you

[cosmic quest]

this guy is washed so if he doesnt win i have no hope

[torn sparrow]

sometimes I win against them they still become 2400

[dull blaze]

its kinda the same thing as putting karl malone in the top 75 basketball players of all time

[torn sparrow]

bro some guy became 2450 after i beat his ahh in 15 10

[torn sparrow]

you think of Synder and with extension jobava right

[loud dome]

He forgot the most difficult piece, the horsey

[dull blaze]

i think of snyder

jobava not really

i mean hes racist but thats about it

[torn sparrow]

they tried hiding jobava with the brother trick

[dull blaze]

tbh i think what happened to him was weird

cause his account got closed after the whole scandal

[torn sparrow]

I feel like it was too far away

[dull blaze]

wdym

[torn sparrow]

he got convicted in 1983

[lone totem]

alexa, im bored, gimme some goofy ahh equal position

[torn sparrow]

40 years ago everyone forgets bro

[lone totem]

nice

amazing

[somber lark]

reverse trompowsky

[lone totem]

blumenfeld variation

[torn sparrow]

alexa give me a dead winning position for white

[wet hollow]

I saw some dude play g6 vs ruy lopez

[radiant swan]

oddly enough its actually equal -.2

[torn sparrow]

its actually good for the engine but sucks in practice

[dull blaze]

no he had cases dating back to 1983

[lone totem]

yeah its not bad

[radiant swan]

yk e4 c6 c3 still works right

[dull blaze]

he was arrested in 2003 after fleeing on probation

[torn sparrow]

that was his book 💀

I am stupid nvm lol

[radiant swan]

we know

[torn sparrow]

but he left chess much before that

[radiant swan]

anyone down for Roblox chess

[somber lark]

this thing?

[torn sparrow]

the cheater detection system there is so cracked

[radiant swan]

they havent detected me yet bro

[lone totem]

huh, new gambit against french? equal position?

[torn sparrow]

otb some played this against me vro

but I got cooked smth

[kindred crypt]

why are these noobs in puzzles stream acting like theyre a 2K coach?

[dull blaze]

I play this

[torn sparrow]

there are better gambits

play the 2 knights b4 line bro

[somber lark]

2.b3 gives white a winning position against french fr

[torn sparrow]

lemme talk with them maam

[gilded kite]

Hi chat

[dull blaze]

whyd I get skulled bruh

[torn sparrow]

nah joke

[dull blaze]

b3 a6 0-1

[lone totem]

you do NOT play this bro

[kindred crypt]

thanks, i really dont want to be karen

[dull blaze]

i do, i beat rustemov with it and he blocked me

[steel notch]

I think i went too hard on this guy.

[torn sparrow]

you are saying all of them are liars?

[lone totem]

cap tell me the move order

[dull blaze]

e4 e6 nc3 d5 f4

pawn takes knight takes nf6

[lone totem]

thats wild

[dull blaze]

ive been playing it for like 2 years