💬〡chess-talk

[potent gulch]

WAIT BRO STILL PLAYING

[kindred crypt]

Common 4 knights type of idea . Its aggressive and works

fell down to 1400 again

[potent gulch]

Nvm I deleted everything

[prime hedge]

I think I am winning

[kindred crypt]

No!

[severe dock]

[azure tide]

!profile

[kindred crypt]

what the heyll

[silk gorge]

@prime hedge are you dumb

[kindred crypt]

you can't share pictures of live games here.

Unfortunately not

[charred plaza]

guys im gonna do it, im gonna lock in and win a few more games tonight and hit 600

[silk gorge]

Asking for help is cheating

[viral egret]

More societal acceptance, even just since I was a kid

[lone totem]

Fishing irl is a scam ngl

[unborn juniper]

Want to play bloxy chess

[silk gorge]

What elo you have now

[prime hedge]

I am sorry

[vale vortex]

please dont post live games to avoid getting help and cheating

[lone totem]

Bro is def invis

[kindred crypt]

ban this alt

[prime hedge]

ok I am sorry

[kindred crypt]

This

[charred plaza]

WTF

[kindred crypt]

Not this guy again

[lone totem]

Ok nvm its not invis
Bro just hates greenflower

[kindred crypt]

unemployment final boss 🥀

greenflower??

[severe dock]

I opened the app after like 2 weeks

[kindred crypt]

how could you??

[silk gorge]

Beuh he named himself @torn sparrow

[kindred crypt]

@vale vortex mighty marki , my man. How's it been

[torn sparrow]

you dont need to be invis to hate greenflower just a human without common sense💔

[round storm]

Its equal

[charred plaza]

bro wtf was that

no seriously wtf was that

[kindred crypt]

I like blueflower more ngl

[charred plaza]

that was crazy

[lone totem]

I...like you, greenflower senpai 😳

[kindred crypt]

A troll

[prime hedge]

I am sorry for showing results ok

[charred plaza]

dude said he graped kids wtf

[torn sparrow]

bro I meant without

[kindred crypt]

Common occurrence

[torn sparrow]

💀

[potent gulch]

That'd make sense, maybe is like, "alot" of people does have some LGBTQ treats but it was hardly criticized back in the days that everyone who had it just either tried to ignore it or pretend they didn't felt what they actually felt

[lone totem]

Yea i have common sense vro trust

[charred plaza]

werid ass ppl these days

[silk gorge]

2107 elo, they overestimate me

[torn sparrow]

ty for beating that wcm so you get a pass

[kindred crypt]

U seem like a 200

[torn sparrow]

I have a negative score against wcms now damn

[silk gorge]

Fr

[kindred crypt]

🥀

[lone totem]

My pleasure homie

[kindred crypt]

2000 elo is insane

[kindred crypt]

Im 2-0 🙂‍↕️

[wooden ruin]

eep vuat

[empty mortar]

Channel your inner Bobby fisher

[wooden ruin]

wsp chat

[silk gorge]

Crazy

[potent gulch]

I just wanna my 1800 back 😞

[kindred crypt]

Goodnight friend

[silk gorge]

Dr house based

[torn sparrow]

I need to be pretty like fischer so i get a pass bro

[wooden ruin]

is 0:40

[torn sparrow]

or I will be christopher yoo

[silk gorge]

Then start uwuing more

[lone totem]

I avenged greenflower from the tyrannical reign of lilyrishu tonight 🥰

[mortal bronze]

||rd1+ kh2 qg1+ kg3 rd3+ qxd3 qe3+ qxe3 stalemate||?

[kindred crypt]

is 23:40

[kindred crypt]

im still tryna learn chess think my elo might be less than 400 😬

[severe dock]

weird it doesn't tell me how many I solved there

[torn sparrow]

when ha fanfiction

[potent gulch]

True true UwU

[lone totem]

Ur the princess bro

[kindred crypt]

Simp

[fossil sphinx]

is this community mentally sane

[severe dock]

yes

[wooden ruin]

at that elo range just have fun

[kindred crypt]

Ight goodnight 🌜

[silk gorge]

Consistency is key

[mortal bronze]

nice

[kindred crypt]

Watch gothamchess

[potent gulch]

Ohhh cool! if you struggle with something in specific u can always ask for help in this server :p

[weak meadow]

Green flower you’ve played Lily why don’t you play me in lichess bullet

[potent gulch]

I'm again holding my urge not to sent that...

[torn sparrow]

I see no difference just time odds bro

[kindred crypt]

thanks! ill check it out

[silk gorge]

Send what

[mortal bronze]

aren't you 2900

[potent gulch]

The gothamchess talking about bishops

[odd prairie]

It really isn’t a chess server atp

[lone totem]

Bro backed up 💀 nahhh youre playing him 60s vs 30s buddy boy

[severe dock]

there's also this one with a similar theme. ||the GM who was white here missed the combination btw||

[mortal bronze]

play me fr

[kindred crypt]

TOUCH GRASS

U NM

[potent gulch]

Ewww

[weak meadow]

I was thinking 2 second 1 second increment vs 1 minute 1 second increment

[charred plaza]

STUCK AT 550

[kindred crypt]

True jkao

[potent gulch]

Puzzle puzzle??? Yum yum

[kindred crypt]

is lichess better than chess.com

[odd prairie]

We see how much we can get away with and then do more

[weak meadow]

Yes

[kindred crypt]

oki

[potent gulch]

Y** gets shot by chess.com

[charred plaza]

nah im gonna lock in tonight fr

[torn sparrow]

ok come vro if not scared

[charred plaza]

road to 600 here we go

[lone totem]

I mean you'd beat him and me 10min vs 1min 1sec increment

[wooden ruin]

absolutely

[potent gulch]

Gl buddy

[weak meadow]

Yes but I get 2 seconds

[odd prairie]

Nah if increment it’s over

[wooden ruin]

way more free resources

[weak meadow]

What’s ur lichess @torn sparrow

[twilit dew]

[charred plaza]

time to go make coffee

[torn sparrow]

z6g

[plain bear]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-barbie-oppenheimer-meme-cillian-murphy-theory-gif-8102327772591152629

[severe dock]

I could help you get back to ≤ 500

[silk gorge]

What's the joke

[lone totem]

Ye im not hater anymore, lilyrishu good at chess

[charred plaza]

STAY WAY FROM ME

[plain bear]

openheimer relate to chess

[mortal bronze]

||rg7+|| i guess?

[plain bear]

yo the future gm what is your elo rn

[lone totem]

Blud really scrolled up chat to send that emoji tho 😭

[torn sparrow]

0

[wooden ruin]

I wish I was a 500 js not knowing what im doing

[potent gulch]

That's my lil ritual, I love playing chess with a coffee drink

[lone totem]

Yep, lilyrishu ur good at chess

[plain bear]

gg

at least not minus

[bitter niche]

chat how do i gaslight a gm into rematching me

[severe dock]

that's the thing. I spent like 3-4 minutes calculating that to make sure it doesn't work. key is ||Rxg8||

[lone totem]

face me 10+0 tomorrow @twilit dew if you got the attention span 😈

[potent gulch]

I can help u go back to 100 :3 UwU

[mortal bronze]

awwh

[twilit dew]

Yeah no I don’t play rapid

[lone totem]

Alr then

[silk gorge]

It's so obvious that you forget to check it lol

[potent gulch]

I love you Anis, keep scresshoting people and making them a meme, I just love it!!

[silk gorge]

You're next

[potent gulch]

Yayyyy

I'd be proud to

UwU

[twilit dew]

Low iq people have beef w everyone

[lone totem]

I have no enemies 🥰

[potent gulch]

She looks like has a big iq

[wooden ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/vagabond-gif-2199236488588761936

[silk gorge]

Keep posting this and we are even

[twilit dew]

Ikr she’s so cute

[potent gulch]

Everything's that's cute is dum bro 😞

[weak meadow]

Gg @torn sparrow

[silk gorge]

My cat smart

[weak meadow]

2 seconds vs 60 seconds

[torn sparrow]

re?

[potent gulch]

Then he's ugly!!!

[mortal bronze]

what

[lone totem]

Im resisting the urge to say stuff 😭

[twilit dew]

Not true i cute and i big brian

[torn sparrow]

with +1

[potent gulch]

Jk, respect to the sigmas Anis's cat

[weak meadow]

Yeah I went 2 seconds vs 60 seconds

[mortal bronze]

oh

[twilit dew]

My pfp is my actual cat

[weak meadow]

And played 1.a3

[twilit dew]

He smart and cute

[weak meadow]

And still won

[potent gulch]

Do it do it!!! Say in DMS if u want :3

[orchid sedge]

what happened to your tilted role

[potent gulch]

Looks cute

[mortal bronze]

i mean you are 2900 so

[weak meadow]

How is green flower so bad

[lone totem]

Nah nah ill sleep now

[potent gulch]

Nooooo

[lone totem]

✅

[potent gulch]

Awwww don't leave me Polish femboy 😞

[torn sparrow]

what do you expect from a 2100 cc

[twilit dew]

Thanks!

[weak meadow]

Like I could adopt him with these time odds

[potent gulch]

Np :p

[weak meadow]

I’m like 2400 CC

[mortal bronze]

nah he's good

[weak meadow]

Lily beat u 7-0

[twilit dew]

Banned for hacking

[weak meadow]

And she’s also 2100 CC

[hexed oracle]

let's gooo 5s left on clock

[torn sparrow]

lichess mains are always better vro

[weak meadow]

Ur just actually fking terrible

[torn sparrow]

and fide

[lone totem]

I need to train greenflower @torn sparrow hop in classroom tomorrow

we train positional chess

[torn sparrow]

come bullet 10 games

[lone totem]

3 hours daily

[lone totem]

No 😨

[potent gulch]

🔥🔥

[hexed oracle]

what classroom

[twilit dew]

Time to give lessons

[torn sparrow]

why no adoption

sorry for adopting you in 10s vro

[twilit dew]

He refuses to play me to

[lone totem]

😭 yes im 100 elo at 10s chess im 7-50 with green

outside of that im 10.5-7.5

[mortal bronze]

damn really

isn't greenflower 2200

[lone totem]

fakest 2200

(No disrespect to him)

[hexed oracle]

u 2200 lichess right?

[torn sparrow]

not even 2200 these days

[mortal bronze]

he was 2200 rapid iirc

that's pretty good

2200 rapid isn't a fluke

[twilit dew]

Yes

[torn sparrow]

he was aura farming me💔

[mortal bronze]

i see

/

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> WCM lilyrishu

This is the Chess.com profile of lilyrishu. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: Woman Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2094 (peak)
Blitz: 2007 (2029 peak)
Bullet: 2100 (peak)

[potent gulch]

Yoooo where's anis 😞

[lone totem]

Crazy how i gained 200 elo and you gained 1000

[potent gulch]

I called bro's cat ugly just cuz it's smart and he disappeared

[torn sparrow]

@silk gorge yo 19

[quartz goblet]

How does lichess rating compare to chess.com anyways?

[mortal bronze]

2024 😭

[torn sparrow]

you play on lichess 💔

[lone totem]

Im also only 1800 lc blitz bro

[torn sparrow]

2200 bullet when

[hexed oracle]

eh idc about how it compares I have fun either way playing chess

[lone totem]

Soon

[twilit dew]

What’s everyone’s lichess rating?

[mortal bronze]

send impossible for me atp

[lone totem]

I got 2300 lc puzzles today
Zigzag is 2400 puzzles so that shouldnt be too hard

[potent gulch]

Is like, around 300- less than chess.com rating, ex

You're a 2000 lichess, in chess.com you'd probably be around 1700s 1800s

[mortal bronze]

what tc?

[hexed oracle]

u went hiking too?

[lone totem]

2150 lc bullet rn

[odd prairie]

27

[sudden roost]

I did

[torn sparrow]

he got 2600

[willow owl]

Yo apro

[hexed oracle]

nice me too

[lone totem]

Right i forgor

[mortal bronze]

i was very close to 2700 lichess puzzles the other day

[quartz goblet]

Oh so in other words....its like your exact fide rating in a sense?

[torn sparrow]

even I got 2400 bro

[twilit dew]

Blitz and bullet

[lone totem]

Dam i need to get at least 2500 then

[potent gulch]

Heiiii

[mortal bronze]

2400 bullet
2100 blitz

[willow owl]

Im still at 1800💀

[potent gulch]

Ohhh yeee, like a fide rating from the online websites, ye

[stiff tiger]

nah it got closer the last 2 years

[lone totem]

Im 6-0 on tmc b5 😭 my rating is too high for these dudes

[quartz goblet]

And here i am struggling with 1300s and 1400s puzzles

[mortal bronze]

yeah i feel back to 2500 i think

[sudden roost]

Im 5k in puzzles

[potent gulch]

Ohh fr fr? I'm out of it for a while so idk, I only joins there for puzzles

[mortal bronze]

2700 seems tough but a friend of mine has it so i want to get it too

[quartz goblet]

Same here. I go on there for puzzles

[kindred crypt]

war is over, i got back to 1500 after the tilt

[mortal bronze]

imagine 3000 though

[stiff tiger]

depends a bit on your rating. it flattens out the higher your rating

[prime hedge]

I won

[kind cipher]

https://link.chess.com/play/vccviR

[odd prairie]

Holy shit there was a shooting where I just was a couple hrs ago

[kindred crypt]

don't you hate when you have knee surgery

[somber lark]

im 2600 in li puzzles vro

[willow owl]

I will hit 2000 next week if i lock in🗣️

[prime hedge]

can somebody play with me?

[stiff tiger]

https://chessgoals.com/rating-comparison/

[kindred crypt]

so pretty, where is this

[mortal bronze]

i could easily get back to 2600 but 2700 is tough

[kind cipher]

https://link.chess.com/play/vccviR

[prime hedge]

I can’t go on link chess.com

[kind cipher]

oh

[sudden roost]

Da Lat - Vietnam

[prime hedge]

I will invite

[kind cipher]

then why are you in the chess.com server?

[stiff tiger]

my rating is about the same on lichess

[prime hedge]

to talk?

[silk gorge]

I was crying in the corner

[kindred crypt]

nice

[kind cipher]

ahh

[mortal bronze]

you could get 2700+ if you tried

[kind cipher]

ok

[willow owl]

You're "The Kel" after all you can get 3000

[somber lark]

non standard puzzles, idc

[torn sparrow]

how is this +0.2 white is down 3 pawns wtf engine on crack

[kind cipher]

WUT

[mortal bronze]

i have been getting some good lichess puzzles lately. very instructive.

[mortal bronze]

3k is insanity. i am more likely to get 3k bullet lol

[prime hedge]

I sent you

[kind cipher]

k

[somber lark]

could always be better

[prime hedge]

You like gotham chess, as I can guess

[torn sparrow]

• no way to regain pawns easily proves low depth stockfish sucks ig

[twilit dew]

https://tenor.com/view/meowsuris-twitter-gif-761122898546750719

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-cute-duo-gif-16100257178994870216

[willow owl]

Goonflower thinks hes better than stockfish💔

[kind cipher]

LevySub449?

[torn sparrow]

I think I could draw stockfish there

[prime hedge]

yes

[hexed oracle]

this guy draw spammed me like 6-8 times 😭

[torn sparrow]

in classical

[kind cipher]

i dont see it

[torn sparrow]

depth 12 stockfish js doesnt understand how cooked he is

[kind cipher]

@prime hedge

[prime hedge]

yes

[kind cipher]

i don't see it

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[hexed oracle]

bast i 30 elo from 1500 :D

[kind cipher]

@prime hedge lemme search you... wht is ur username?

[willow owl]

Holy werent you 1300 before?

[hexed oracle]

btw nice win streak

[prime hedge]

gatocatninja43

[hexed oracle]

i was 1200 12 days ago

[willow owl]

Very interesting... Start the procedure

[hexed oracle]

here my progress

[willow owl]

Jk But Congrats thats amazing

[stiff tiger]

something something activity. guess after Bb2 and Ne4 or Queen out black cant ignore all threats and wont castle soon.

[kind cipher]

i c it

[willow owl]

Dam thats really impressive

[prime hedge]

k

[willow owl]

You will almost catch up to me soon lmao

[hexed oracle]

I just realized why I was stuck

[willow owl]

Why?

[hexed oracle]

I am an idiot and I wasnt paying attention

[willow owl]

Bro realized focusing on his game made him play better

[torn sparrow]

activity saves 1 pawn not 3 bro😭

[hexed oracle]

and somehow right after I larned a little about the Ruy Lopez I started getting this sudden raise in elo

[willow owl]

You mean as black or how to play the ruy?

[stiff tiger]

1 activity = 1 pawn? thats not how it works dude

[hexed oracle]

how to play it as white

[torn sparrow]

their only real problems is that they cant move their black squared bishop

[willow owl]

Ah i see. How did you play it before?

[torn sparrow]

no but there is no mate threats and nothing is trapped

[hexed oracle]

as black I play the caro against e4 ( or d4 in hopes they will play e4 next ) else the KID or Pirc

[willow owl]

I hope you didnt take the pawn in the exchange variation

[hexed oracle]

KIA/KID everything

[willow owl]

Dam

I mean KID and KIA isn't bad but there is a lot more better things out there

[foggy flax]

.

[hexed oracle]

the caro helped me reach 1200 from 1100 and then to break throu i learned ruy

[stiff tiger]

there a various attacking ideas against a open king. pawns dont count that much in these situations

[willow owl]

Yeah Caro is decent

[hexed oracle]

true

[stiff tiger]

but its not obvious I agree

[kind cipher]

does any1 here play the grufield?n

[willow owl]

The ruy is pretty complicated just fyi

[willow owl]

Idk anybody here who does

[hexed oracle]

ik that's why I freestyle itafter learning basic concepts

[torn sparrow]

I think low depth engine misfactors it kinda like no human saving this in classical

[azure tide]

this puzzle is great

[empty mortar]

Bartender, 1 activity please

[scarlet arrow]

²gud

[odd prairie]

I can see why, you just attack

[empty mortar]

@scarlet arrow can you answer chess.com related questions or should I wait for a ticket

[scarlet arrow]

²

[scarlet arrow]

what's the question tho'

[odd prairie]

No I can see white winning here

He’s like 2 moves away from castling

[empty mortar]

I was wondering if it’s possible to reset elo gain factor in a tc

[odd prairie]

And lots can happen with queen in center since I can attack queen with extra move

[scarlet arrow]

I don't think so

[empty mortar]

Bc my ass hasn’t played blitz since I was dogwater

I’m basically forced to smurf on 1600s

And by bullet is 1000 with one game played in 2022

[viral egret]

Do you wanna roast my new opening rep?

[scarlet arrow]

don't worry about that, the factor is automatically big if you haven't played for a while

[viral egret]

In glicko, your rating deviation automatically increases over time

[empty mortar]

The problem is it’s not

[hexed oracle]

tbh I keep pretty decent against higher rated opponents but i gotta use more brain power and I suddenly make somemistake when i stop thinkinh

[torn sparrow]

stop the cap how much did you get paid the frenchabos

[empty mortar]

Thanks ig

[viral egret]

Then just play the easy games ig

[hexed oracle]

in blitz I had a nice game with helo

[scarlet arrow]

oh well, ask support then

[odd prairie]

I’ve had similar positions in preparation and it’s fine

[scarlet arrow]

nuh uh

[empty mortar]

Well I will but it’s unrewarding having to sit through 40 wins in a row

[odd prairie]

Knight on b6 stands poorly

[empty mortar]

Esp if I somehow lose to below 2000s

[odd prairie]

Qg4 somewhere and bishop can’t move

[empty mortar]

That would be tilting

[viral egret]

Oh, so you’re gonna praise it?

[hexed oracle]

and nearly beat a 1800

[scarlet arrow]

neither

[viral egret]

:(

You’re just mad about the joke you timed me out for

[small jungle]

What openings do u play now

[torn sparrow]

like they can let you win a pawn and push h5

[mortal bronze]

awwh

[unborn juniper]

Whats your opinion on Vasco da gama

[mortal bronze]

you got timed out?

[viral egret]

1. Nf3 catalan/english, sicilian kan/grunfeld

[hexed oracle]

ik I nearly broke my laptops screen cuz of that

[scarlet arrow]

I don't even know who you are

[small jungle]

Play najdorf vro

[mortal bronze]

issok

[viral egret]

Yeah because I asked bast if he wanted to date xD

[hexed oracle]

I slow af 😭

[mortal bronze]

same

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/aura-farming-aura-farming-sung-sung-jin-woo-gif-58158137316926424

[mortal bronze]

anyone up for lichess bullet

[empty mortar]

• aura for Catalan - aura for English

[viral egret]

What’s wrong with english?

[mortal bronze]

4 am bullet sesh so i can feel alive

[odd prairie]

Do you know who I am?

[empty mortar]

Actually nothing I just dislike it

[mortal bronze]

makes me feel young again

[viral egret]

Oh oki

[unborn juniper]

If you play anything that is not italian you get no appeal tbh

[empty mortar]

This opening prep is goated

[odd prairie]

Wdym?

[empty mortar]

Italian is a worse Australian jobava london

[unborn juniper]

You Just made that words

[odd prairie]

Yk what’s goated is jkao had a prep in Kalashnikov on like move 20 or something

[torn sparrow]

they get their queen on c7 and just push h5

[empty mortar]

Lol

[prime hedge]

gg, my wifi was bad

gotta go

[odd prairie]

And the move was kd8

In totally random position

[empty mortar]

Wait I think I’ve seen that game

[odd prairie]

And it’s novelty

[torn sparrow]

crazy damn you must be his prep admin

[empty mortar]

This is a sign to switch openings definitely

[odd prairie]

The only game

[willow owl]

Just practice more tactics and it will come to you eventually

[odd prairie]

In the database

[scarlet arrow]

are you an alt ?

[hexed oracle]

true

[odd prairie]

He shared his prep with me

[hexed oracle]

he is jkao

[odd prairie]

No

Why does everyone think that

[scarlet arrow]

that's what I wanna know

[hexed oracle]

he had jkao's pfp and username a couple days ago

[odd prairie]

Just cause I talk like jkao look like jkao doesn’t mean I am jkao

Everyone keeps yapping about jkao

[scarlet arrow]

oh

[odd prairie]

IM NOT JKAO

[scarlet arrow]

wait a bit

[hexed oracle]

he prob timeout evading

[odd prairie]

I AM THE DELECTABLE NUTS

[hexed oracle]

it was either jkao's main accoutn that had his nickname and pfp or this acc

[odd prairie]

nah I’m an upstanding member of the community, I would never

[scarlet arrow]

mmmmh

[odd prairie]

I think it was Jamison using my pfp and nick

[torn sparrow]

I can confirm

[hexed oracle]

nah it was jkao i checked username

[odd prairie]

You see??? I’m an upstanding member of society

[odd prairie]

Yeah he was probably using my username

[torn sparrow]

he is a OG bro he helped jamison prep actually

[odd prairie]

Idk, this is a google image

Like sometimes he trolls me like this, we go wayyyyyy back,

[silk gorge]

Crazy

[mortal bronze]

@somber lark know any good book where king pawn end games are properly covered? i feel like i am missing out on a lot of basic stuff

[odd prairie]

Like in the womb type shit

[scarlet arrow]

wanna come in vc real quick ?

👀

[odd prairie]

No sorry, I’m very sensitive about my voice

[torn sparrow]

shanklands books but its about rook endgames instead

[odd prairie]

People tell me I sound like a duck

[silk gorge]

Are you going to speak french

[torn sparrow]

😭

[hexed oracle]

damn tbh this is best way to know

[odd prairie]

Quack quack

[scarlet arrow]

you know, if you're TO evading you'd be getting a longer TO right ?

[odd prairie]

That would only be if I was TO evading

Which I would like to make clear, I am not

[mortal bronze]

i need to do those too tbh but those are more complicated

[scarlet arrow]

mmmh

[silk gorge]

Are you Diddy's lawyer

[odd prairie]

You should ask Markus, he has an imvestigation on me

[torn sparrow]

i did his free course on cc they are pretty good

[hexed oracle]

what's ut cc acc?

[odd prairie]

I would like to know how that’s going

[odd prairie]

DeliciousNuts1234

[mortal bronze]

oh i will look into it

[odd prairie]

But I rarely play on cc

[torn sparrow]

like probably not entertaining but insructive

[mortal bronze]

andrewaaaaa

[mortal bronze]

that's what i want

[odd prairie]

Are you accusing me of something? I would like you to know I am the OG

I’m not an alt, I don’t behave like an alt

[silk gorge]

I can confirm

[kind cipher]

poor danny

[torn sparrow]

how many times did you beat jkao otb

[odd prairie]

We go wayyyy back, but I’ve never played him, like I always heard of him

[silk gorge]

I'd yell at him why did you remove the review feature

[kindred crypt]

can we all jsut talk aout chess here instead of witch hunting alts?

[hexed oracle]

how if his cc account was made last month 😭

[kindred crypt]

like come on

[odd prairie]

Because I keep hearing about him in the lichao training center in China when I go back in summer

[silk gorge]

Hiiii

[vale vortex]

we ain't hunting anything 🙂

[kind cipher]

lol

[kindred crypt]

hello

[odd prairie]

Do you like to hunt with a gun or a bow and arrow

[kindred crypt]

hi sporty mighty marky, i know youre not.

[torn sparrow]

he used to boycot chesscom and only play on lichess

[kind cipher]

👀

[torn sparrow]

but he is a changed man

[odd prairie]

I never actually played him

[odd prairie]

Nah lichess is better

As a matter of fact ICC is better

[empty mortar]

This is what jkao would say

[torn sparrow]

yeah but still not full boycott

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2304 (2334 peak)
Blitz: 2202 (2255 peak)
Bullet: 2206 (peak)

[mortal bronze]

bro that's my og site. i used to play on it when i was 7

[unborn juniper]

Is It lupus

[odd prairie]

Again, just cause I talk like Jkao, look like Jkao, don’t mean I’m Jkao

[mortal bronze]

great site

[empty mortar]

Tonight’s the night

[mortal bronze]

chess.com could never match it's aura

[odd prairie]

Like bro, just cause I’m Chinese, don’t mean I’m Jkao

[torn sparrow]

isnt he hong kongense

[mortal bronze]

these people are being racist 😔

can we report the mods for racism?

[odd prairie]

Hong Kong is part of China

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chesscord-7399036906415 (levysub449)

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Name: chesscord-7399036906415 (levysub449)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 413 (572 peak)
Blitz: 287 (peak)
Bullet: 536 (689 peak)

[mortal bronze]

let's get new mods. the current mods are racist

[odd prairie]

Long live mao ze dong

[torn sparrow]

why does it have its own flag then

[kindred crypt]

jkao would say otherwise

[odd prairie]

Bast is chill tho

[small jungle]

Ye he's from Hong Congo vro

[torn sparrow]

ahh legendary country

[empty mortar]

What about taiwan

[mortal bronze]

saying this won't make him not mute you

[odd prairie]

Idk special circumstances, but Hong kong nese isn’t a thing

[kindred crypt]

i dont think that there racist mods

[odd prairie]

It actually is

[torn sparrow]

I was in hong congo in the old days beating old grandpas

[empty fulcrum]

mods should be democratically elected

[odd prairie]

I think it’s called Cantonese tho

[torn sparrow]

until this delectable nuts guy came

[odd prairie]

Yes

[empty fulcrum]

strange wording

[torn sparrow]

he told me his online username

[odd prairie]

Sensitive topic. As a Chinese person I shall not speak on controversial political issues as stated in the rules of the chess.com server

[stiff plover]

beat a 1900 with a brilliant

[torn sparrow]

for some reason

[empty mortar]

W response

I was just testing you

[odd prairie]

You see? I know the rules of the server, I should become a mod!!!

Lowkey tho Markus is not a chil mod

I never see him laugh at anything

[torn sparrow]

you need to be 18 sadly

[empty mortar]

Yh I don’t like that guy

[odd prairie]

Like just cause yo job is to be the police, it don’t mean u can’t have fun doing it

[empty mortar]

There should just be a bunch of copies of bastman as mods

[odd prairie]

Like take some time off

[empty fulcrum]

i dont think he understands english fully

[odd prairie]

Facts, catman, fishman, turtleman

[silk gorge]

He is sigma

[torn sparrow]

he has actually alts

[vale vortex]

[torn sparrow]

to check vcs

[silk gorge]

Markus is apro approved

[odd prairie]

That’s crazy

[empty mortar]

1984

[odd prairie]

Bro u seriously gotta feel the atmosphere

[vale vortex]

i do

[odd prairie]

U have college, arbiteribg, cc modding, like just enjoy

[odd prairie]

Breathe deep, feel the air

[silk gorge]

It's never lupus 😭

[empty mortar]

Yh this guy definitely needs to stop treating moderating a server as a full time job

[vale vortex]

im not in college btw

[odd prairie]

Make a joke. I dare you

[empty mortar]

It’s not an oil rig

[odd prairie]

Fr? Right it was a job

[kindred crypt]

not possible

[empty mortar]

Only counts if it’s offensive btw

[odd prairie]

U got a job, coaching and all this stuff bro when u get time to relax

[torn sparrow]

chat what to do to beat homeflies

[kindred crypt]

play d4

[vale vortex]

?.. i have university

[odd prairie]

Ofc, it’s not a joke unless it’s at the expense of someone

[silk gorge]

You can't make jokes on command

[torn sparrow]

homeflies annoy me while playing bullet bro

[odd prairie]

Isn’t that the same as college

[vale vortex]

no

[torn sparrow]

thats why I got beaten

[empty mortar]

Homeflies?

[viral egret]

It is in the US, not in other countries

[odd prairie]

What’s the difference tho, it’s the same time

[scarlet arrow]

uuu

[kindred crypt]

uuu

[vale vortex]

look it up

[scarlet arrow]

glazing

[vale vortex]

the mighty bastalts

[torn sparrow]

are the stories true

or cap so we are scared

probably cap becuase you arent unemployed smth

[hexed oracle]

@willow owl what the f was this😭
I am stating to think 1400s are idiots
https://www.chess.com/game/live/142011045284

[frosty peak]

Ereghedon (1478) vs. brandg100 (1468)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 g6 3. d4 b6 4. Nc3 Bb7 5. Bd3 Bg7 6. O-O Nh6 7. Re1 Ng4 8. h3 Nh6 9. Bg5 f6 10. Bd2 g5 11. e5 f5 12. Bxg5 Qxg5 13. Nxg5 Nf7 14. Nxf7 Kxf7 15. Qh5+ Ke7 16. Nb5 Na6 17. Qg5+ Kf7 18. Be2 Rag8 19. Bh5+ Kf8 20. Qd8# 

[empty mortar]

There’s no way anyone cba enough to have alts for checking vcs

[odd prairie]

What’s the difference

[scarlet arrow]

uuuh I don't know, just hanging around

[empty mortar]

exp(Unemployed) ahh

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/cEUBgJ0hYSG.gif

[torn sparrow]

the goverment told us soo

[viral egret]

Depends on the country

[kindred crypt]

i think marky has an alt and i spoke to his alt before

[empty mortar]

Isn’t “college” just in the us

[bitter niche]

no

[torn sparrow]

no its in the US of Z

[silk gorge]

You spoke to everyone tho

[kindred crypt]

united states of zimbabwe

[nimble arch]

ofc they have alts

[kindred crypt]

not everyone, i spoke to those whom i want to speak with

[torn sparrow]

they should open a massive college for more migrants

[empty mortar]

You mean rhodesia

[silk gorge]

I cannot make a joke or will get muted

[odd prairie]

You forgot the w, lemme add it in for you, uwu

[torn sparrow]

bro lived before 1980

[silk gorge]

Who are the people you don't want to speak with? ( So i can block them)

[odd prairie]

Dedication required

[kindred crypt]

my energy so expensive, im only in 3 chess servers now, and only talk to 1 person

[scarlet arrow]

damn

[empty mortar]

I feel sorry for whoever is jobless enough

[kindred crypt]

stupid people, snnoying people, and everyone else

[odd prairie]

Someone ask chess related questions pls, or I’m gonna start doing random stuff again

Boredom gets to me

[silk gorge]

GIVE NAMES

[scarlet arrow]

adhd ?

[odd prairie]

Yeh it’s bad for me

[nimble arch]

awh

[silk gorge]

Also i'm Stoopid sometimes

[scarlet arrow]

how weird

[odd prairie]

Like I can’t stop myself from saying what I want to say

[empty mortar]

What do you play as white

[odd prairie]

Catalan

[empty mortar]

Holy

I was hoping there’s some overlap

[torn sparrow]

is this gambit good?

[kindred crypt]

nope

[empty mortar]

Do you play qd3 in c6 b6 lines

[silk gorge]

@nimble arch cr?

[odd prairie]

Also I play English

[odd prairie]

Which line

[silk gorge]

Looks like the wing gambit

[odd prairie]

Why lmao, adhd is pretty common

[torn sparrow]

I call it the bourbon gambit

6 master games

[silk gorge]

You made that gambit?

[odd prairie]

Yes, we play for e4

[torn sparrow]

no

[odd prairie]

Nd2 e4 idea is possible

[silk gorge]

Where is apro :(

[torn sparrow]

5000 games before I discovered it bro

[patent patrol]

E3 looks hella strong

[empty mortar]

Just e4 is enough usually

[patent patrol]

Or d3 whichever

D3 looks hella strong

[empty mortar]

Wait I lost the position I had the question in 😭

I deadass forgot too

[torn sparrow]

d3 is easy to get a good position again

[odd prairie]

Yeh but it depends on what he does

Also b3 bb2

[silk gorge]

I have bunch of apro messages now

[torn sparrow]

you have to ignore that pawn

[uneven pier]

hi 👋🏻 what's a good opening against d4?

[patent patrol]

Eh still a diddling line

[torn sparrow]

KID

[empty mortar]

Lemme just ask how you deal with this bullshit

[uneven pier]

real im new 😔

[empty mortar]

Nimzo indian or grunfeld

[patent patrol]

e3 ne5

[uneven pier]

🙂 ok

[odd prairie]

This is total shit conceptually, the idea is when blacks knight is on e4 at some moment to play ne5, when black cannot take and then play f3

[empty mortar]

E3 isn’t in the Catalan spirit at all tho

[patent patrol]

U don’t have to go into the Catalan there

[odd prairie]

When opponent plays stonewall I don’t need to play Catalan to win

[vocal iron]

Yipee

[empty mortar]

I found bd6 annoying

Cz they take on ne4

[odd prairie]

Bd6 c5

[empty mortar]

As much as I know I’m better it’s just slightly annoying

[odd prairie]

And I just rail on queenside

[patent patrol]

Shouldn’t be huge issue

[empty mortar]

Alr that’s actually what I did in a game today

[patent patrol]

The thing is now if he takes the c pawn u trade queens

And ur prob just positionally better

[silk gorge]

CONGRATS

You're a pro now

[torn sparrow]

rapid is a good start but when blitz

[empty mortar]

I lost a pawn for no reason but it’s ok

[odd prairie]

It’s not necessary, but possible

[vocal iron]

After lichess 2100 or more

[silk gorge]

You can get access to a free girlfriend after you hit 2000 elo

[torn sparrow]

• you mean

[odd prairie]

It’s just crushing

[empty mortar]

They promised this after a 100kg bench too

[empty mortar]

It’s also -0.3 cz I’m stupid but I won

[empty fulcrum]

...

[willow owl]

Ive meet 1500s who play worse lol. They might just have had a bad day

[torn sparrow]

what do you recommend against french otb

[odd prairie]

U shouldn’t allow bc7

Maybe play c5 before

[silk gorge]

Eh, minor detail

[odd prairie]

As an avid French player, literally anything fcks the French

[empty mortar]

We got here

[odd prairie]

Nc3 as long as ur comfortable in these positions

[willow owl]

Are you jkao?

[jovial perch]

Hi

[empty mortar]

I’ll play c5 quicker next time tho

[torn sparrow]

I have 30 winrate against it💀

[odd prairie]

Why play b3 bb2 agaisnt stonewall, makes no sense

[silk gorge]

Which french are you talking about

[torn sparrow]

worst closed position in history bro

[odd prairie]

No

[empty mortar]

Lemme just say that nd2 is goated against the French

[willow owl]

Seems like smth jkao would do😭

[jovial perch]

Hi

[odd prairie]

Possibly

[jovial perch]

Cc ca va

Hi

[odd prairie]

U can play nd2 if u want safe adv

[empty mortar]

I kinda didn’t think about it but the engine says it’s fine

[odd prairie]

Or exchange if ur restarted

[willow owl]

@tranquil basin seems like there is a fellow nut enjoyer here

[torn sparrow]

ahh great for me

[odd prairie]

Yes but it makes 0 sense, since ur idea is c5 b4 and smash queenside

[jovial perch]

Hi

[odd prairie]

You are like 3 tempos down or something

[empty mortar]

Ale I’ll take note

[hexed oracle]

first time playing silician closed awsome match

[odd prairie]

Also once you play c5 it makes 0 sense to have bb2 since he never plays e5

[scarlet arrow]

yummy graph

[odd prairie]

Bishop stays better on c1

[scarlet arrow]

3+2 is nice chat

[jovial perch]

Hi

[odd prairie]

You can also go KiA

[silk gorge]

Why your name is OPENINGS

[torn sparrow]

no 2300 is crazy

[scarlet arrow]

why not

[odd prairie]

Or advanced

[empty mortar]

So what should I play in this screenshot instead of g3

[scarlet arrow]

[empty mortar]

Just nc3?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Micu Vlad-Bogdan (ereghedon)

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Name: Micu Vlad-Bogdan (ereghedon)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1486 (1509 peak)
Blitz: 1006 (1254 peak)
Bullet: 624 (736 peak)

[torn sparrow]

I am trying ts vro

[vocal iron]

Ew no

[silk gorge]

Engineer behavior

[scarlet arrow]

you ain't 2300 either anyway

[hexed oracle]

14 more to go 🗣️ 🔥

[odd prairie]

Nc3 keep it flexible, then e3

[scarlet arrow]

my peak is only 2264

[jovial perch]

Hi

[scarlet arrow]

then tilt

[torn sparrow]

on lichess bro

[scarlet arrow]

tilt

tilt

tilt

[odd prairie]

Then bd3/be2 and c5

[empty mortar]

Did you just ew the Catalan

[odd prairie]

B4 and attack

[scarlet arrow]

doen't count

[vocal iron]

No ew nc6 but now you mention it

[silk gorge]

Black move

[odd prairie]

Since blacks bishop isn’t on d6 c7, he doesn’t really have any attack

[empty mortar]

I’m not feeling e3, I don’t like it in qga either

[scarlet arrow]

chess makes me hate life

bat oké

[odd prairie]

Cause he can’t play f4

[jovial perch]

Hi

[silk gorge]

Used to he great -magnus

[empty mortar]

But it makes sense

[odd prairie]

Doesn’t make sense to put bg2 since ur long diagonal is dead

[torn sparrow]

there is a reason most mods are under 2000

[empty mortar]

And the bishop js stays land locked?

[odd prairie]

Also e3 is literally 50% of the positions in general

[odd prairie]

Look at his c8 bishop

What is his play

[silk gorge]

What about engineering

[empty mortar]

Well I played b3 just to protect the other pawn, I wasn’t thinking much

[odd prairie]

Just push c5 b4 b5

[empty mortar]

It’s valid in qgd with b6

Whereas this is neither qgd or b6

[scarlet arrow]

do you think it makes me happy ?

nothing does

[odd prairie]

Yes but that’s because you can foresee the long diagonal opening, so u put bg2 to counter bb7

[nimble arch]

kirby

[scarlet arrow]

hm ?

[silk gorge]

The best Lichess mods are not strong at chess

[empty mortar]

I meant b3 mb

[odd prairie]

Here nothing will open long diagonal, since he will never take on c4 cause e6 is weak

[empty mortar]

I’ll just play nc3 e3 next time that makes sense

[silk gorge]

Then what will

[empty mortar]

My openings are so iffy it’s not even funny

[scarlet arrow]

nothing ig

[empty mortar]

I’ve switched around a bit too much

[silk gorge]

Are you sad tho or neutral

[scarlet arrow]

eee

[sonic junco]

Hey guys, how do i get a privilege to add a post on ask-an-expert? I need help and I cannot post anything there :<

[patent patrol]

I hate b3 in catalan

[scarlet arrow]

probably need to be trusted ?

[patent patrol]

Ngl I always just trade my dsb off for f6 knight

[empty mortar]

I visually dislike it but it protects c4 before e4

[patent patrol]

And then play e3 probably

[bitter niche]

💀 W game review

[empty mortar]

It’s not about fianchettoing at all

It’s just that I don’t go ne5

[vocal musk]

!trusted

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@sonic junco With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[empty mortar]

My opening pgn says to go qd3 b3 so I follow

[sonic junco]

Oh okay thank you

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sheepdog-sheep-dog-blending-in-gif-25408874

[round fog]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[patent patrol]

I play the pseudo so I don’t have pure qg lines

[mortal bronze]

i see him

[patent patrol]

I play c4 later

[empty mortar]

I don’t like pseudo cz bf5

Only reason

[patent patrol]

Nh4

Bishop got nowhere to go and ur knight is objectively better on that square

[empty mortar]

There’s some lines I saw where nh4 didn’t work I don’t remember tho

[patent patrol]

I can’t guarantee u everything but I feel like it works a lot of the time

[empty mortar]

Maybe it was a drop back and repetion

[silk gorge]

My bad

[empty mortar]

Account connect propaganda has to be stopped

[kindred crypt]

?

[unborn juniper]

What happens in Romania bro

[kindred crypt]

thanks kel

[silk gorge]

SORRY KEL IT'S SO FUNNY

[kindred crypt]

ik i am pretty

[silk gorge]

Btw i found gems @kindred crypt

Check #💬〡general-off-topic

There's more btw

[swift merlin]

Levy is the best IM and Hikaru is the nicest GM

[empty mortar]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[mortal bronze]

just woke up?

[dull blaze]

0/10 ragebait

[mortal bronze]

hahaha stalemated some nm in bullet

[hexed oracle]

damn

[silk gorge]

Connect your account sudiscordian

[mortal bronze]

he had like 10 seconds on the clock too while i had one second 😭

[violet aurora]

why cant i reach 900 elo :((((

[hexed oracle]

@mortal bronze @limpid viper 1 match away from 1500

[limpid viper]

bros climbing so fast

[mortal bronze]

damn nice

[violet aurora]

teach me your ways

[hexed oracle]

try to focus

[kindred crypt]

yes

[hexed oracle]

this is what helped me

[violet aurora]

i have adhd bro

[swift merlin]

Magnus is washed Neiman clears

[silk gorge]

Master of ducks a nice person

[empty mortar]

🏴‍☠️

[violet aurora]

their both washed im better

[empty mortar]

Peak fabi clears both

[hexed oracle]

then you have to find your own way to do so as I cannot know what it is that would help you

[violet aurora]

thats how I look at you

[swift merlin]

500-699 rated 💔

[violet aurora]

im actually 800 elo now 💔

[swift merlin]

I can play chess not read

[limpid viper]

chat do i spare the cockroach

[violet aurora]

[limpid viper]

or eliminate

[kindred crypt]

no

[limpid viper]

he's kinda tuff though i fw him

[silk gorge]

I killed like 12 yesterday

[hexed oracle]

from one many may rise so why not kill the possible future source of suffering

[limpid viper]

but he's just chilling

maybe i'll take care of his kids too

[swift merlin]

Anyone finna be sparring partner

[cursive pagoda]

Poor guy

[empty mortar]

What’s ur elo

[silk gorge]

He? How dare you assume their pronoun

[empty mortar]

I need a sparring partner asw

[limpid viper]

what if im a cockroach expert

[swift merlin]

2150 I play for fun really like go for unsound sacs could be maybe 2300

[silk gorge]

Are you?

[limpid viper]

no

[empty mortar]

Alr, I’m 2100

[limpid viper]

but i can just feel that its a man

[empty mortar]

Lost 100 elo from 2200 I’m built diff

[limpid viper]

on some homie shit

[silk gorge]

Does it have balls

[swift merlin]

What openings you play

[limpid viper]

okay so i lost where it went so imma let it live

[empty mortar]

Catalan as white, Caro kann (starting Sicilian tmr tho), nimzo inidna, slav

[kindred crypt]

real

[silk gorge]

It's a woman and it will lay eggs

[limpid viper]

good cause i love women

[swift merlin]

Ok I was worried you were gonna say the modern

[kindred crypt]

connect account brotha

[silk gorge]

I mean female

[kindred crypt]

modern is peak

[empty mortar]

Modern is cheeks

Unless it’s gurgenidze modern

[limpid viper]

i love females

[swift merlin]

And I'm not finna play against it

[kindred crypt]

modern is good but people dk how to play

[limpid viper]

it'd be quite sexist if i were to kill a female cockroach without killing a male one

[empty mortar]

Real

[limpid viper]

so imma let it live

[swift merlin]

I play sicilian I can help you

[empty mortar]

That’s great

[swift merlin]

What variation are you learning

[empty mortar]

I was told to learn the kalashnikov

I was debating between that and c5 g6

[swift merlin]

That's with e5 right

[empty mortar]

Yh

[kindred crypt]

yes

[silk gorge]

Make a home for it at least

[empty mortar]

E5 … n1c3 b5

[swift merlin]

I don't know it much

[silk gorge]

Where's your humanity

[swift merlin]

I play taimanov

[empty mortar]

I know close to nothing about Sicilians in general so any wisdom would be helpful

[dusk kestrel]

Guys calm down

I joined

[empty mortar]

I played 2. A3 as white against Sicilian too

So I generally know nothing about it

[dusk kestrel]

Yo Dr House mind touching me with those glove hands

[empty mortar]

You’re not Cuddy shaped

[dusk kestrel]

I'm touchable

:3

[empty mortar]

This vexes me

[dusk kestrel]

He's speaking advanced English

Fck

[silk gorge]

Found him

[empty mortar]

Idek what that means it’s something house would say

[dusk kestrel]

A house can't talk

[empty mortar]

Ts guy would never make a joke tho

He genuinely has a stick up whatever

[silk gorge]

I see no difference in those pictures

[silk gorge]

He made a joke once

[dusk kestrel]

Open them eyes

[empty mortar]

Impossible

[dusk kestrel]

I see a big difference

[empty mortar]

I can’t see I’m invisible

[dusk kestrel]

I have a nice pfp and this guy is build like a Marcus

[hexed oracle]

@limpid viper @mortal bronze LETS FKNG GOOOOO

[dusk kestrel]

Uhh

[limpid viper]

nicee

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-venom-snake-metal-gear-solid-invisible-gif-18439024004390367126

[hexed oracle]

went up 80 elo today perfect win streak too

[dusk kestrel]

We omw to touch you :3

[limpid viper]

crazy

[dusk kestrel]

Another day another boring chess game

[empty mortar]

Time to start the procedure

[limpid viper]

im tryna untilt in bullet

[empty mortar]

3 yrs ago is crazy

[odd prairie]

I can’t breatheeeeeeeeeee

[silk gorge]

IT'S REAL APOLOGIZE TO @vale vortex NOW

[dusk kestrel]

Mighty Markus

[dusk kestrel]

Geor-

[silk gorge]

I swear he made a joke few days ago

[odd prairie]

Damn, funny Markus I didn’t know he had it in him

[static coyote]

HI

[silk gorge]

You have dr house character bro

[odd prairie]

Floy-

[empty mortar]

Droid

[silk gorge]

@static coyote haii, connect please

[dusk kestrel]

I'm in him

[odd prairie]

Mighty Markus is truly Mighty

[silk gorge]

He sigma

[odd prairie]

Nah that was the last time he made a joke

[hexed oracle]

it's also my biggest win streak since is started playing

[dusk kestrel]

I have a mighty peenar

[dusk kestrel]

is tarted

[empty mortar]

Don’t let Larry find out

[hexed oracle]

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[empty mortar]

What even is that what he sent