💬〡chess-talk

[obtuse hill]

@lone totem can u teach me the birds

[lone totem]

my birds attack is just you premove all this

then black loses 🥶

[mint adder]

chess would be soo easy if we just played a certain opening and the opponent just combust

[lone totem]

i mean thats kinda the birds attak

[loud dome]

It would be too boring

[mint adder]

that's not

well idk I can't judge really

never played it

[obtuse hill]

@lone totem yo can u coach me birds

[oblique dagger]

OwO

[lone totem]

Bf1

[oblique dagger]

Hai furries uwu ;3

[mint adder]

idfk rn I need a repertoire against d4

[obtuse hill]

Listen little furry.

[lone totem]

naw

[oblique dagger]

@lone totem yo can u coach me birds

[mint adder]

but I'm honestly just at my wits end

[obtuse hill]

I like furries

[oblique dagger]

Plis im a furry ;3

[thorny sentinel]

why cant u take

[obtuse hill]

And im gonna destroy you

[empty mortar]

Nimzo Indian 🥶

[loud dome]

How about Grünfeld

[balmy python]

i havent learned it yet but im gonna try benoni idk if its good at high level

[mint adder]

I'm learning Leningrad Dutch atm

[orchid meteor]

take what

[empty mortar]

There’s a hanging pawns video to start with

[orchid meteor]

YES

[obtuse hill]

Hes the goat

[mint adder]

but also, Benoni/Benko and Budapest is also on the table

[orchid meteor]

THIS IS THE WAY

[thorny sentinel]

bishop

[mint adder]

albeit I'm prioritizing Leningrad Dutch more

[lone totem]

naw

[mint adder]

because I can play it against basically anything if I know the prep enough

[oblique dagger]

1200

[empty mortar]

So ahh

[orchid meteor]

u can but he thought he would win my rook after forking my king and rook

[oblique dagger]

;C

[mint adder]

I got no prep against the English either

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie

[lone totem]

you have to deal with horsefly and 2.Qd3 bro 😭

[mint adder]

two birds one stone lmfao

[obtuse hill]

Did i mention chess

[orchid meteor]

just play the dutch

[mint adder]

covered

[oblique dagger]

Irl ?

[lone totem]

damn

[obtuse hill]

Yes

[mint adder]

I mean I got free Chessable credits and this is a course I've been wanting to try for a while

[orchid meteor]

wait what are chessable credits

[mint adder]

so far I can't say I'm satisfied but the 30-day money back guaranteed has also expiried

[oblique dagger]

Why do u want to destroy me irl

[mint adder]

wtf do I do then

[loud dome]

When I play Horsefly it turns into a normal d5 c5 Bird but my knight is misplayed

[obtuse hill]

See dms lil boy

[orchid meteor]

bro u literally play like the same moves for every line in the dutch

[obtuse hill]

I cant speak my mind here because of terrorist mods

[trim vigil]

1300 now was 1500 3 4 years ago

[radiant swan]

@lone totem yo can u coach me birds

[balmy python]

i thought the Leningrad was supposed to be terrible

[empty mortar]

🥶

[thorny sentinel]

oh wait do u have Bd4 after and they have to give back the exchange

[obtuse hill]

Just move the pieces on the board

[trim vigil]

lil boy is crazy

[oblique dagger]

I reached 1400 this morning ;3

[empty mortar]

How much is it

[obtuse hill]

Are you a femboy too

[orchid meteor]

even better they get mated after Rxd4 Qxa1+

[radiant swan]

now get 1500

[oblique dagger]

Haiii

[gilded kite]

Nuh

[trim vigil]

i am still deciding

[lone totem]

come to dms :3

[radiant swan]

hi gng

[oblique dagger]

Goal is 2000 not 1500 so now i get back to learn

[oblique dagger]

Hru cutie uwu ;3

[obtuse hill]

I believe in your femboy journey

[radiant swan]

@lone totem hear that bro

[obtuse hill]

Im an early adopter

[radiant swan]

u need to be 2000 as well smh

[kindred crypt]

chat, do you think GMs are egotistical?

[lone totem]

true

[obtuse hill]

People can clown all they want but once i get a home with 10 femboys we’ll see who’s up

[trim vigil]

i am 1400 too i whole heartedly believe none of ill ever reach past 1600

[obtuse hill]

Step 1 is becoming a femboy

[radiant swan]

im doing good \ (•◡•) /

[mint adder]

Free for me, 40USD for others

[empty mortar]

Damn 😭

[obtuse hill]

@empty mortar are you home baby

[trim vigil]

any coach here ?

[radiant swan]

bet (≧∇≦)b

[oblique dagger]

Anything under 1800elo is noob for me

🤫

[radiant swan]

im 1515 😔

[obtuse hill]

I coach stuff out of chess

[oblique dagger]

🧢

[obtuse hill]

Lmk if ur interested

[oblique dagger]

U are 2500

[obtuse hill]

Delete before mute

[obtuse hill]

Happened to me yesterday

[trim vigil]

my bad i want goo any more

[oblique dagger]

Wanna play a game then uwu

[forest oyster]

cheeseburger

[obtuse hill]

See dms for a nomination to femboy land

[radiant swan]

what game 🥶

[oblique dagger]

Chess uwu

[signal wedge]

Is Magnus good

[radiant swan]

10s | 0.1 fr (jk u choose a tc)

[balmy python]

960 goat

[oblique dagger]

3h|10min intense classical game

[radiant swan]

4 hours on move 6 😭😭😭

[oblique dagger]

1 small mistake and its over

[lone totem]

damn, woodpecker method easy exercises are so...

[obtuse hill]

Not really

[oblique dagger]

He can beat u even without queen

[vast elk]

Yes

[obtuse hill]

Not true

[vast elk]

😭

[obtuse hill]

I have insurance on my chess pieces

[oblique dagger]

He only needs 10s to destroy u

[obtuse hill]

Quickshot

I take my time with it

[vast elk]

@obtuse hill what's yo elo?

[obtuse hill]

Like

[trim vigil]

u will need insurance for your ahh lil boy

[obtuse hill]

2670

[vast elk]

...

[oblique dagger]

Not puzzle bro

[obtuse hill]

We can see where dis go in dms

[vast elk]

😭

[obtuse hill]

My puzzle is 3960

[past junco]

hopefully you dont pay premium when i knock them down

[trim vigil]

my chess rating is 2881

OTB

[obtuse hill]

Nah i will just knock you out

[willow owl]

hi yemen chess federation president

[obtuse hill]

@trim vigil new target found

@past junco are you a femboy

[oblique dagger]

Puzzle ?

[trim vigil]

ahh manager

[past junco]

ill get insured if u do that

[trim vigil]

OTB

[thorny sentinel]

Qb1 Kg2 Qc2 Kh3 Qf5 Kh4 Re4 i cant find mate but they have to give up queen

[obtuse hill]

Yo answer

[past junco]

lmao no

[obtuse hill]

Go away

[past junco]

do u do that stuff?

[obtuse hill]

@trim vigil fund us more

[trim vigil]

i can do you

[tranquil basin]

Welp I’m finally back to 2600

[past junco]

thats kind of gay icl

[obtuse hill]

Only 70 elo below us

[past junco]

but im an openminded guy

[trim vigil]

ayo u straight ?

[past junco]

i accept ppl for who they r

[obtuse hill]

Come meet the btd celebrity

[past junco]

so thanks for coming out vasily

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jamison Kao (jamison0708)

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Name: CM Jamison Kao (jamison0708)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2403 (peak)
Blitz: 2600 (2616 peak)
Bullet: 2446 (2459 peak)

[trim vigil]

accept this 2.3461 inches then

[obtuse hill]

Yo you’re tiny gro

[trim vigil]

crazy flex

[tranquil basin]

No I gotta race after wyl

Gotta dog on him

[trim vigil]

tf u mean thats huge

[obtuse hill]

Do you want to get dogged

@tranquil basin

So many fakers in chat 🤡🤡

No real femboys anymore

[lone totem]

ello bean

[obtuse hill]

Does anyone fw ninjago here

[willow owl]

i got my ass back to 1600 today

[balmy python]

just steal his rating points ez

[willow owl]

also hyd?

[trim vigil]

i dont fw ninjas

[willow owl]

long before time had a name

[trail tulip]

Im going woke going woke tell the world i went woke

[kindred crypt]

Who just notified me 50+ times in a row?👀

[oblique dagger]

Noo ;c

[trim vigil]

mf mouse slip ruined my 15 game streak

[oblique dagger]

Me

[obtuse hill]

Did u finish it

[oblique dagger]

What if i join ur server

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/rk800-connor-dbh-detroit-become-human-last-words-gif-11054872265598358939

[kindred crypt]

Sure👀

[oblique dagger]

Uhhh, meow >w<

[trim vigil]

detroit is the greatest gme of all time

[willow owl]

havent watched it in a long time. Last time i watched they had just released march of the oni

[oblique dagger]

What do i win uwu

[trim vigil]

get ready tonight

[kindred crypt]

Who the hell is pinging me

[oblique dagger]

@kindred crypt

[kindred crypt]

Please use a trackpad next time

[lone totem]

🔥

[obtuse hill]

I finished everything even leaks

[lone totem]

ye am fine, stuck at 1600 blitz 💔 but intuition is kinda getting fixed

[obtuse hill]

Nah he doesn’t fw us

[trim vigil]

i fck with him

[willow owl]

i thought you were 2000 in blitz no?

[kindred crypt]

I need to file a lawsuit on discord for not poping the notification on my screen

[wet hollow]

Not even 1700 🤣

[trim vigil]

cut his foot idk

@oblique dagger what yo toes like ?

[obtuse hill]

@oblique dagger come meet 2 real bulls

[kindred crypt]

Whoever pinged me this many times, his day will come

[lone totem]

naw, only rapid 😭

[radiant swan]

imagine

[obtuse hill]

@trim vigil femboys or furries

[wet hollow]

Not even 1700 blitz 🤫 🧏‍♂️

[trim vigil]

femboies

[trim vigil]

ninjas be doing anything

[obtuse hill]

Same

[trim vigil]

are u actually gm ?

u seem to be a very smart person

[kindred crypt]

Oh, it was my bot who was pinging me

[lone totem]

gng

[tender peak]

1802⚡

[brisk panther]

Bro what happens to the chat💀

[trim vigil]

puzzle ?

[wet hollow]

your profile says 980 whats up with that

[tender peak]

2700

[obtuse hill]

Femboys and furries are 95% the same

[radiant swan]

ur losing resign now

[wet hollow]

Clearly Nxe5

[trim vigil]

i would rather believe the unc who wants me to visit him at 1 am rather than this

[lone totem]

bro def expected e4 here

[trim vigil]

no shitt

[trim vigil]

tf is that 40k

[radiant swan]

resign ur losing

[trim vigil]

i have never done a puzzle in my life

[tender peak]

Some points

[trim vigil]

why does your name say remix ? do you make songs ?

[tender peak]

No it's when you doodle on a image in discord you already sent

[trim vigil]

you are a smart individual

[tender peak]

Why tf am I sending this here #💬〡general-off-topic

[orchid meteor]

u have Re2 check

instead of Qc2

[thorny sentinel]

yea i see it now im stupid 😭

[orchid meteor]

its ok

[azure pivot]

anyone 10s rated

[lone totem]

ok

[wet hollow]

🐌 @lone totem

[azure pivot]

whats ur bullet gng

[wet hollow]

ass

I play bullet on lichess mostly

even there its ass

[tender peak]

How tf do you play 1.b6 as white gng

[azure pivot]

i push the b pawn till it reaches b6

[wet hollow]

remove "GM" from your username please

[tender peak]

Who says

[wet hollow]

I say

[lone totem]

@azure pivot 1.b6 is fire bro

[tender peak]

What's that opening💔

[azure pivot]

when jel but cookie speaks you must listen🐺

[tender peak]

If youre black then ok but white wtf

[azure pivot]

b6 bro

[azure pivot]

based

[tender peak]

If you want your name to be understood then 1...b6

[wet hollow]

@lone totem Lei Tengjie vs Diyva Deshmunk who you gonna support 😼

[azure pivot]

🤦‍♂️

b6 is an opening for black g

with white i play b3

[tender peak]

Unless you want 1. b4 e5 2. b5 and get blocked b6

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[tender peak]

THEN JUST SAY B3

My brain ain't braining

[azure pivot]

but i play b6 with black...

[wet hollow]

Battle of mid tbh

[grand salmon]

It's written 1..b6 💔💔

[tender peak]

THEN SAY 1...B6

[azure pivot]

[wet hollow]

I want Ju Wenjun vs Hou Yifan 🔥

[lone totem]

eh lei isnt mid

[azure pivot]

no why would i add pointless dots

[tender peak]

CUS IF YOURE BLACK ITS THE RULES IN NOTATION

I mean do whatever you want god bless

[wet hollow]

I wanna say neither is Diyva but that endgame vs Humpy still gives me Vietnam war flashbacks

[azure pivot]

everyone understands what 1.b6 means🫵

[oblique dagger]

500elos fighting

[wet hollow]

ngl wscc is underrated

[azure pivot]

whats ur elo gng

[tender peak]

And what r u 600?

[oblique dagger]

1400

[tender peak]

Bruhh

[wet hollow]

Polina vs Alice Lee is gonna feed generations 🥶

[azure pivot]

coach me🙏

[oblique dagger]

💀

Im not even that high rated 💀

[azure pivot]

yeah but im 500 i could use anything

[tender peak]

"uwu" in 2025💔💔

[oblique dagger]

Rawrrr~ uwu ;3

[tender peak]

1400 is huge for you gng

[wet hollow]

@oblique dagger you are yet to answer this question

[azure pivot]

1400 is a very respectable rating

[magic shard]

(u)-word in 2025 is braindead

[patent patrol]

Meek mill

[oblique dagger]

💀

[tender peak]

Yea being better than 70% world population is such an achievement

[wet hollow]

What about 1399?

[patent patrol]

Uncouth

[azure pivot]

for bughouse not bad

[oblique dagger]

Im not even top 1million blud

[tender peak]

While being better than 55% chess players

[wet hollow]

Im 1500 in bughouse.

[obtuse hill]

Top 3 1200 moves

[azure pivot]

🥶

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Rapid: 2203 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2014 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2417 (2437 peak)

[wet hollow]

I played with this bozo and he kept on throwing
(it was me who was throwing)

[torn maple]

Its easy to be better than 70% of the world when less than 30% of the world play chess

[tender peak]

If you're 1400 you're better than 70%-80% world population

[oblique dagger]

Bro ur 2200 💀

[wet hollow]

What happened to blitz vro

[azure pivot]

no im 500 because you said so🫵

[tender peak]

753 elo is average

[azure pivot]

ive given up

[oblique dagger]

Why are u fighting with a 500elo over a chess notation

[tender peak]

Better than 50% of the world pop

[wet hollow]

Chat for avg elo should we take mean or median?

[azure pivot]

hes technically right actually

[tender peak]

Im learning not fighting🌹🔋

[wet hollow]

He is technically 500

So you clearly win

[torn maple]

The hell is this theme?

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rizz-gif-11588635391327265506

[oblique dagger]

Alr now coach me chess

[wet hollow]

Saving this 🙏

@azure pivot you have a study on 1.b3?

[tender peak]

My honest reaction

[azure pivot]

no i have a study on b6

is grass blue ahh question

[wet hollow]

😔

Why is reti larsen found nowhere

such a goood opening too on dd

[azure pivot]

to play b6 you only really need to know the 2 lines

[azure pivot]

how the turn tables

[wet hollow]

1. b6 is basically just using your brain tbh

[chilly ingot]

balls.

[oblique dagger]

Very gud

[wet hollow]

Its easy to play, 8/10 opening imo

[azure pivot]

fr just chuck everything at the e4 pawn

[tender peak]

1...b6

[wet hollow]

syfm

If I smash my head to a wall and drink 10 beers I would still not be below 900

[azure pivot]

lets find out

[wet hollow]

Ok ngl I dont sound like ragebait

That just sounds petty

[wet hollow]

Well I am not old enough to drink

[azure pivot]

do better gng

[wet hollow]

Yes zady 🫡

[azure pivot]

17 is perfect to start

depends where u live 17 might be legal in balkans

[wet hollow]

In europe you born with alcohol

[azure pivot]

what country are u even from

bro is not italian

[wet hollow]

omai wa espanyol desu :3

[scenic dirge]

is it normal to have a 300 blitz rapid gap and how do I close it

[tender peak]

Poland

[wet hollow]

Some people have 400

[balmy python]

are u watching this chennai grand masters tournament

[wet hollow]

but its ok, blitz is not meant for everyone

[wet hollow]

I have better things to do like be an eloist in the prestigious chess.com discord server

[obtuse hill]

Stop hating

Its the best thene

[scenic dirge]

😭 I'm genuinely so bad at blitz for some reason I've been hardstuck 1400 for a few or couple weeks by now If I've spent half the time I did on blitz game on rapid instead I would have probably gotten to 1900 by now

[rancid pollen]

How could I change my connected account to another one

[scenic dirge]

also it feels like my blitz opponents are stronger than my rapid ones sometimes

[azure pivot]

as soon as you start playing rapid instead of blitz your chess will improve much faster @scenic dirge

why am i replying to u

[wet hollow]

Tbh blitz is all about the mentality, if you dont feel like playing blitz, dont.

play it when you are confident and very aware of the position

Otherwise you end up doing stupid shit

[scenic dirge]

I can improve in rapid easily but I'm trying to improve in blitz atm

[azure pivot]

do other way around to maximise improvement

trust me

[obtuse hill]

Thanks

But i am up a queen

And a knight

[wet hollow]

What will help a lot is puzzle rush with timer

[azure pivot]

we should run puzzle racer fr

[obtuse hill]

Or watching igor smironov

[torn sparrow]

Yo farmables

[willow owl]

But why?

[wet hollow]

Nah I lowkey suck at puzzle racers

[willow owl]

You learn more from rapid

[azure pivot]

farmables is insane💀

[wet hollow]

Wanna farm me 🥺

[torn sparrow]

You learn most from ultra actually

[wet hollow]

Farmably

[azure pivot]

i did another post-greenflower bullet climb tho

[toxic adder]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-called-aura-bruh-smell-stench-unfettered-ass-gif-12449823681038660625

[torn sparrow]

Get 1700

[obtuse hill]

Does chess.com acc care about stalling reports or nah

[wet hollow]

oh bullet 🥀

[azure pivot]

ts like recovering from a war

[wet hollow]

Farmables vs Farmly

[toxic adder]

my elo died

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Rapid: 2203 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2014 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2417 (2437 peak)

[torn sparrow]

Post greenflower clarity is crazy

[toxic adder]

i dropped 100 elo

[azure pivot]

got my rating nice and plump just for you to take♥️

[obtuse hill]

?

[azure pivot]

probrably not

[obtuse hill]

4 full minutes

[torn maple]

Even lichess checkers theme is better

[obtuse hill]

Hell nah

[azure pivot]

@tired bane when farm x

[obtuse hill]

2m on the clock dude is acc annoying

[regal moat]

it looks weird and cool. How did you do that?

[willow owl]

Bullet propaganda

[obtuse hill]

Yo wtf

[torn sparrow]

Bro can actually get farmed💀

[obtuse hill]

@tired bane Icy btd?

[simple slate]

whats a Wunderkind

[torn sparrow]

Actually not true

[torn sparrow]

Its the German of talented kid bruv

[obtuse hill]

@azure pivot i beat ur friend

In a different game

[azure pivot]

whos my friend

[tranquil basin]

Let’s goooooo I made new peak

[torn sparrow]

You should play 10+0.1 vs

[obtuse hill]

The guy you pinged

[torn maple]

Its peak theme

[azure pivot]

u did not beat icy💀

[obtuse hill]

Nah

[obtuse hill]

I did

[azure pivot]

in what

[obtuse hill]

Btd

[azure pivot]

whats btd

[obtuse hill]

Did u not see the ss of our dms

[obtuse hill]

Some game

[simple slate]

ok german

[oblique dagger]

Chat what if u copy the opening of ur oponent ?

[torn sparrow]

In that PVP version ?

[obtuse hill]

Yes

[simple slate]

u eventually will lose

[oblique dagger]

How

[torn sparrow]

BTD 1 or 2

[obtuse hill]

Im unbeatable in it

[obtuse hill]

1

[torn sparrow]

I used to grind 1 but it died bro

[waxen wraith]

btd 5

[obtuse hill]

@torn sparrow i reached a final clean sweeping everyone

[wet hollow]

Any overrated 2k lc here?

[simple slate]

a check or a capture

[waxen wraith]

who plays btd 1 💀

[obtuse hill]

Did u get good at comp or just badges

[torn sparrow]

How many tokens do you have vro

[oblique dagger]

What if u copy a passive opening

[obtuse hill]

60m

[waxen wraith]

also sas 4

[obtuse hill]

With gold projectiles

[simple slate]

then sure it happens a lot in chess960

[obtuse hill]

Im not even a grinder im mainly a comp t0 player

[oblique dagger]

I mean in normal game

[torn sparrow]

I have like 100k max bro 😭

[visual crystal]

Anyone rated over 2400 wants to play rated blitz against me I'm 2440

[obtuse hill]

I’ll get ur meds up if u want

[waxen wraith]

i’n 500 can we play

[obtuse hill]

Its actually a fun game when you get good

[waxen wraith]

never played 2400 before

[oblique dagger]

Im 1400 i can play

[visual crystal]

Sorry I wanna play people over 2400 rated

[obtuse hill]

This is acc sick meeting btd players here

[waxen wraith]

who didn’t have a childhood lol

[obtuse hill]

Yea but your 850 elo

[torn sparrow]

They shouldn't have released 2 bro

[woeful sparrow]

Damn im 14 and my fide is 1800

[obtuse hill]

My guy imma coach u btd

[visual crystal]

I'm 13 and fide is 2100

[obtuse hill]

Ok my fide is 3500

[woeful sparrow]

How long do you play?

[obtuse hill]

And my btd rating is like 5600

[visual crystal]

I play some hours a day for sure

[waxen wraith]

i’m trying to talk with you bc of your pfp bro

[woeful sparrow]

Ye and since when?

[waxen wraith]

check my chesscom profile just look

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 610 (655 peak)
Blitz: 242 (292 peak)
Bullet: 158 (302 peak)

[visual crystal]

U like one piece?

[obtuse hill]

@torn sparrow seedms

[waxen wraith]

yes

[azure pivot]

My cc account is as old as u💀

[lone totem]

@torn sparrow would like to get adopted

[visual crystal]

Ok nice but I still can't play really low rated players

[obtuse hill]

You’re 930 elo dawg

[visual crystal]

I guess no one is over 2400 who is chatting now

[kindred crypt]

😛

[waxen wraith]

alright i really need to get farmed by 2ks though

[scenic dirge]

doesn't feel like I'm lacking something I could learn from rapid rn my losses in blitz are usually caused by a time scramble or just getting a losing position from the opening tbh easiest way for me to gain rating rn is to just study openings I perform poorly against but I'm too lazy

[strange bobcat]

hi

[strange bobcat]

🤨

you are getting outclassed by a kid ki

[willow owl]

And? You play the game to get better at chess. Not to just gain rating. Also what rating are you?

[obtuse hill]

@torn sparrow

[waxen wraith]

and you’re not a gm

[wet hollow]

13 and vro has a gf 🙏

[strange bobcat]

ye were god damn cooked 😭

kids these days

[limpid viper]

Not us they are

[tired bane]

who ping

[tired bane]

?

[obtuse hill]

I remember my first shortu

[obtuse hill]

Yo see our dms bro this crazy

[tired bane]

lol

[obtuse hill]

When did u make the switch to chess

[tired bane]

tfym switch

[obtuse hill]

From btd

You been playing?

[tired bane]

ive always played chess

[obtuse hill]

Do u wanna see me play the finals or nah

[tired bane]

i played btd when i was a kid and then played btdb more seriously for a few months this year or last year

[obtuse hill]

What was ur btd name

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[tired bane]

jeeza

not so good lol

[obtuse hill]

Were u someones alt

[tired bane]

no

[obtuse hill]

Nah i was js shocked i saw a mutual server apart from chess

Do u wanna see me play finals vs stonoga/lokesh?

[oblique dagger]

3100elo puzzle ?

[grim walrus]

bro forgor about the un crossant

[obtuse hill]

Its the last ever btd tournament

[tired bane]

my best lb finish was like 7th or smth

[obtuse hill]

Lbs dont matter 💔

[tired bane]

lol yeah its just grinding span for 12 hours a day

im not good at t0

[scenic dirge]

1700 rapid 1400 blitz and grttung a significant rating increase would probably mean I'm getting better

[odd eagle]

I'm given a new identity as idiot 😭

[tired bane]

ill watch lokeshs vid

[obtuse hill]

Yo watch me stream instead

[tired bane]

lol ok stream

[obtuse hill]

Dont side with the opps

[hybrid comet]

[obtuse hill]

Ok i’ll lyk when i’ll play him

[hybrid comet]

[obtuse hill]

Do u still play it

Ngl i think stonoga smokes lokesh

[hybrid comet]

[woeful sparrow]

Guys how can I talk in the talking servers here?

[hybrid comet]

[loud dome]

Don't play daily when you don't have patience smh

[hybrid comet]

[tired bane]

nop

[hybrid comet]

[loud dome]

Chill

[obtuse hill]

U gotta see me win even if u dont

[woeful sparrow]

Fr

[hybrid comet]

Nah

[tired bane]

lol

[woeful sparrow]

Guys how can I talk in the Talking servers here???

[tired bane]

you really saw my rating and title and still thought i only started playing chess this year

[hybrid comet]

[tired bane]

"when did you make the switch from btd to chess" 🤡

[obtuse hill]

Yo relax

[tired bane]

XD

[obtuse hill]

Dont make me smoke u in btd

[obtuse hill]

Add me up

[tired bane]

ill roll you in r3 span

[loud dome]

You mean the vc? You need to connect your Discord account to chess.com first

[hybrid comet]

[tall flare]

500 ELO GANG ASSEMBLE

[hybrid comet]

[woeful sparrow]

Ok thanks sir♥️👍

[hybrid comet]

[celest wing]

[hybrid comet]

[obtuse hill]

Code up

[hybrid comet]

[twilit dew]

Hi icy

[loud dome]

<@&745328830649991179> Spam

[tired bane]

i havent playedi n like 6 months but ok

[obtuse hill]

@tired bane Nah imma be fr

[hybrid comet]

[tired bane]

one sec

[obtuse hill]

I didn’t even know u play btd

[hybrid comet]

Lier

[twilit dew]

How to raise my bullet

[tired bane]

i dont

[obtuse hill]

I thought u were some btd random and started chess in like 2023 or 22

[twilit dew]

It gets me so mad

[tired bane]

how could i have started chess in 2023

[twilit dew]

Like bullet is so addicting

[azure pivot]

real

[obtuse hill]

Sybau bro

[tired bane]

3200 bullet after playing chess for 2 years frfr

[azure pivot]

icy when 10s

[twilit dew]

Im actually so pisse

[scarlet arrow]

don't play bullet lilypad

[obtuse hill]

U get my point

[willow owl]

You said it yourself that if you get better at Blitz you only get better at time management but not improving the actual chess itself. As opposed to playing rapid where in longer time controls you can properly apply the positional knowledge you've learnt in the given time frame. At the end of the day its your choice but obsessing so much over rating is never gonna end well.

[twilit dew]

When i lose elo on bullet

[twilit dew]

Always play bullet u_u

[obtuse hill]

@tired bane Do u want to be part of the video

[scarlet arrow]

well don't

[drifting rock]

Real, i also head slam myself to the table

[obtuse hill]

I’ll say ur a mysterious guest

[strange bobcat]

🙏 😭

[tired bane]

send your y t

[obtuse hill]

I dont make vids but i wanna upload finals

[willow owl]

Hi Ms 700 wcm

[tired bane]

then no idc

[tired bane]

SAXWXGP

[loud dome]

It is crazy to me that masters still have patience to play classical after spamming bullet all day

[obtuse hill]

Ts dude finna get rolled up

[tired bane]

well yes

i dont even remember my own keybinds

[obtuse hill]

@tired bane

[odd eagle]

u finally changed ur dc name 🙏

[mental quiver]

[true pivot]

maybe that's why magnus got bored lol

[kindred crypt]

this is annoying af, like why do these 1200s keep on drawing the game and all of these are men

[loud dome]

Magnus does not play a lot bullet

[twilit dew]

Do u ever have random memories of ur ex and get sad

My ex got me a giant octopus plushie and i rememebr i threw it in the trash when we broke up

But lowkey want it back 💀

https://tenor.com/view/octopus-gif-22486474

Exactly like this one

[kindred crypt]

this month alone

[shy dust]

A draw is better than a loss tbh

[patent patrol]

Yep

[tired bane]

heli lag with one heli how lmao

[obtuse hill]

Bro really played a micro matchup

[kindred crypt]

it's annoying like cant they find a mate or sum

[obtuse hill]

Its nk servers

[shy dust]

Nah

[strange bobcat]

women

[shy dust]

They're 1200s bro 💔

[tired bane]

my micro is b etter than ur s

[obtuse hill]

Yeah but it dont matter

[tired bane]

XD

[shy dust]

Real.

[obtuse hill]

Cause i dont play micro strats

[tired bane]

this game is shit

[kindred crypt]

i had two draws yesterday, crazy opps and today my first game was anotehr draw

[obtuse hill]

You should have seen when i 4-0d zerk

[tired bane]

cant lie idk who that is

[obtuse hill]

I onlyplay cause i got invited for a 300$ tourney

[oblique dagger]

Its not a game its life

[kindred crypt]

yeah scaredy 1200s

[tired bane]

bro said btd battles is life 🥀

[obtuse hill]

Theres another one 50% chance of happening tho

[shy dust]

True lmao

[true pivot]

i am actually happy with draws where i played good, those are the only games i analyze afterwards

[obtuse hill]

500$ tournament

[tired bane]

get a job

[true pivot]

no fun analyzing a game where the other guy or u blunder

[shy dust]

Any 700s I can farm to ego boost?

[ebon kiln]

Anyone wanna play??

[oblique dagger]

Chess is life

[obtuse hill]

Relax im 16

[oblique dagger]

Me plis

[kindred crypt]

what ego do you have at 700?

[tired bane]

lol

[obtuse hill]

Rn im devoted to studying and playing chess

[true pivot]

boosts his ego by winning

[obtuse hill]

But i can make quick easy $ from btd

[loud dome]

One step closer to playing like a GM

[twilit dew]

Do u have one

[shy dust]

Im 2050 i need the quick dopamine

[obtuse hill]

So why would i not play

[oblique dagger]

Play me

[twilit dew]

Wat dat mean

[shy dust]

I do but i dumped her so ig it doesnt count

[obtuse hill]

@tired bane Whats ur title in chess

[kindred crypt]

eww thats disgusting, standards too low

[patent patrol]

Instead of a job? 💔

[tired bane]

cm

i sent a friend req on chesscom

[shy dust]

You're 1400-1600 tho

[twilit dew]

Icy change your name to CMIcy

[strange bobcat]

🙏 😭

[kindred crypt]

thanks scipio, youre the best

[twilit dew]

Match with us

[oblique dagger]

You'll still destroy me

[tired bane]

why would i do that

[obtuse hill]

How long u been playing

[rigid verge]

Yo

[ebon kiln]

Can 1000 be eligible??
You can humiliate us also

[twilit dew]

matching? @tired bane

[tired bane]

7 yrs

[shy dust]

😭 sure just gimme a few min ig

[tired bane]

no

[kindred crypt]

a quick dopamine from 700s? ewww yikes

[toxic mango]

Rapid anyone? 1100-1350?

[paper zenith]

hii chess talk

[oblique dagger]

Why not me 🥀

[twilit dew]

[obtuse hill]

@tired bane Yo dont add any btd people these guys would doxx anyone for no reason omao

[tired bane]

yea no shit

[true pivot]

does someone want to play rapid with me rn?

[shy dust]

You dont get it bro i just came back from a sh1t tournament

[tired bane]

dont ping me in warzone any more lol

[ebon kiln]

Can. I

[true pivot]

sure

[ebon kiln]

What's your account?

[shy dust]

You're 1400-1600 as ur role states so I'll still have to think to beat u

[obtuse hill]

Say no more bro these guys crazy

[true pivot]

BSK13117

[kindred crypt]

still

[twilit dew]

Bullet makes me so mad

[oblique dagger]

Noooo ;C

[tired bane]

@azure pivot go

[tired bane]

me too lmao i just tilted -115

down to 2900 we are back in the trenches

[shy dust]

Eh if its not affecting you then why do you care? Im just doing it for sh1ts and giggles

[twilit dew]

Ripp

[obtuse hill]

Chess celebrity meets the btd celebrity

[twilit dew]

It’s okay you can get back up

[shy dust]

2900 is the trenches for u? Dayum

[azure pivot]

ight gang

[kindred crypt]

yeah you make me giggle by letting us know you want a quick fix from 700s

[obtuse hill]

Jeeza u gonna hop on my video

[tired bane]

no

[shy dust]

Ikr yw

[obtuse hill]

Why

[true pivot]

@ebon kiln

[obtuse hill]

Give me mid game tacits like in chess

[toxic mango]

Guys is there 1100-1350 anyone?

[obtuse hill]

But btd way

[ebon kiln]

Yeah ,sorry bro give me a few mins

[obtuse hill]

Im a 1220 bull

[toxic mango]

rapid or blitz?

[obtuse hill]

Rapid but cant play rn

Im making a script for someone

[ebon kiln]

Sended you challenge

[toxic mango]

Ok, maybe next time

[true pivot]

yeah i accidentally pressed cross, can u pls send again sorry

[obtuse hill]

Lowkey tired from being online all day too

Add me up we can play some other time

[kindred crypt]

draws are just a waste of time. if i were a titled player playing otb and calculated everything in the first 5 moves, then realized it would be a draw, i would offer a draw.

[torn sparrow]

I don't think titled players calculate in the opening bro

[patent ravine]

Anyone above 350 elo want to play me

[frigid notch]

They do a lil

[torn sparrow]

Not in the first 5 moves unless you play b4 smth

[kindred crypt]

maybe thats the reason im not a titled player, or im just too good

[true pivot]

@ebon kiln what's your account? i'll send

[frigid notch]

Yea cus they know theory

[obtuse hill]

@torn sparrow do u have gothams server invite?

[kindred crypt]

but can somebody remove draws in cc? like let them play to win or lose

[pseudo crest]

What’s your rating?

[ebon kiln]

I sent you again

AayushShekhawat - my account

[torn sparrow]

Nah

[true pivot]

king vs king

[robust vine]

Hi lair

[true pivot]

sent @ebon kiln

[kindred crypt]

i meant draws at the endgame not in the middle game or pre-end game idk i just had two draws yesterday and 1 today

[ebon kiln]

Yeah

[torn sparrow]

Where is the animation

[robust vine]

For moment,I was believing you,and I push so,and I won the challenge but how liar you are , average mind, you are really so called average mind,
Sorry for believe on you

[patent patrol]

Playing for me

[obtuse hill]

Green flower is a future btd bull in the making

[shy dust]

I love drawing with the black pieces otb ngl

[torn sparrow]

Sorry you aren't Nikola Tesla

[patent ravine]

390 or something

[obtuse hill]

I may be able to hook u up w an acc in less than a week

[robust vine]

I am not him,kid,I know him better than you,

[obtuse hill]

No way theres more of these guys wtf

[shy dust]

Damn we got beef in a chess server.

[patent patrol]

Nikola Tesla was a moron

[limpid viper]

What does this even mean just don’t draw???

[obtuse hill]

What u skulling

[shy dust]

💀

[torn sparrow]

He thinks he is tough because he reached 1000 smth

[robust vine]

You are just average mind who think, everyone upload pictures in there profile,they are want to be like them,

[shy dust]

Lmao 💀

[torn sparrow]

[kindred crypt]

they keep on repeating the same moves in mid games or pre-end games

[obtuse hill]

10/10 ragebait

[robust vine]

She is telling lie again,

[robust vine]

You don't know anything bro

[obtuse hill]

I dont

[limpid viper]

Yea why shouldn’t that be a draw

[shy dust]

Greenflower is a guy iirc

[torn sparrow]

He* bro

[obtuse hill]

But dont worry

He sucks at btd

[kindred crypt]

i dont like it. they should have looked for a better move. too cowardly of them

[limpid viper]

If no side is making progress and ur both repeating yourself that’s a draw

[shy dust]

1000 so tuff ngl

[robust vine]

She challenged me to reach 1000 elo ,when I was 900, and I didn't sleep 72 hours

[shy dust]

Yeah.

[robust vine]

I will call you she

[limpid viper]

You could do the same

[obtuse hill]

What did u get

[patent patrol]

Dahlia only stopped playing cuz they didn’t wanna play she felt bored

[torn sparrow]

Bro you had 23 hours you made it in 30

[kindred crypt]

idk it;s annoting

[robust vine]

KIDO,

[wet hollow]

Ngl tilt in lichess isnt that bad

[limpid viper]

Then don’t repeat

[robust vine]

I made in 24.30 hour

[shy dust]

Its horrible

[wet hollow]

Like I may have lost 5 games in a row but I only lost like 25 elo 😹

[torn sparrow]

🐌

[kindred crypt]

why am i talking to you? 😭 brb

gonna get ready for work

[robust vine]

Check my match

[limpid viper]

Blame your opponents idk how you want them to remove draws that’s dumb

[patent patrol]

The 1200 elo draw is real and the only way to escape it is to change from the gucio pano to something else

[kindred crypt]

and my monday is a bit weird

i hope it will become better

[obtuse hill]

@torn sparrow you wanna GRIND BTD

[kindred crypt]

wheres my baby at?

[robust vine]

I lost only 4 match,it is very signe of your average mind

[true pivot]

he's right lol

[wet hollow]

Hi mama

[robust vine]

Out of 27

With that situation

[limpid viper]

Or just don’t draw

[true pivot]

does someone wanna play rapid rn?

[wet hollow]

No

[limpid viper]

Lowkey mfs are choosing to draw and blaming it on the game 💀

[patent patrol]

I know how to do this but 1200s don’t know how to do this

[true pivot]

yes lol

[robust vine]

It is useless to talk with a average mind!

[kindred crypt]

yeah i almost messaged him "no b*lls, huh?" but i thought that was too mean

[patent patrol]

Sometimes draws do come out of natural circumstance

Catalan proves as such

[true pivot]

he could've said the same thing 😭

you both repeated moves

[somber lark]

bait them into a draw so they take more risks
free rating

[kindred crypt]

this I accept, but not when they purposely repeat moves because they were tired of thinking.

[somber lark]

unless they want to accept 💀

[patent patrol]

Robots will repeat twice then play for a win

Maybe u should repeat twice then play for the win

[limpid viper]

I don’t get it you have to repeat too for it to be a draw

[obtuse hill]

I once tried analzying a game of mine and it suggested me to repeat mfoes

[somber lark]

works against 200+ above you

[torn sparrow]

Reply to my chesscom dms vro

[kindred crypt]

had i not repeated my moves, i would have been mated.

[kindred crypt]

it's his fault not mine

[patent patrol]

Idk the scenario but yea sometimes u can force rep

[limpid viper]

Let’s play rated so I can try this out

[shy dust]

So? A draw is better than a loss...

[patent patrol]

all 4-5 draws?

[kindred crypt]

and the craziest part was he sent a rematch, like mf u want to draw the game again? so i declined

[wet hollow]

Basically just trade as many pieces as possible so your opponent has lesser counterplay 🥶

[shy dust]

Real. Just win an endgame.

[hexed oracle]

Greetings lads

[sterile atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[patent patrol]

If he repeats while winning that’s good for u dahlia

[true pivot]

bro what 😂😂 he probably thought he'd be losing if he didn't repeat

[patent patrol]

If u repeat while winning it’s bad on u

[true pivot]

offering a rematch proves this, it's not that he just wanted to get it over with

[ebon kiln]

Hey bsk wanna play again

[wet hollow]

It only works against higher rated players cause you have nothing to lose lol

[patent patrol]

Not gonna say I haven’t done it before tho

[true pivot]

sure

[shy dust]

I repeat twice while winning sometimes and then win just for da flex

[somber lark]

who did I play 💀

[kindred crypt]

now, im listening to september to feel good or whatever

[true pivot]

sent @ebon kiln

[patent patrol]

Yea I’ll always repeat twice like the robot

[shy dust]

🔥

[reef canyon]

strongest IM

[shy dust]

Poor guy probably misclicked

[torn sparrow]

That 2800

[wet hollow]

least obivous misclick

[torn sparrow]

Wasn't he a IM 💀

[somber lark]

he is an IM

[torn sparrow]

It doesn't show up anymore

[hexed oracle]

looks like they've been looking for cheaters recently

[shy dust]

He may be taking notes from Hans Neimann 💀

[torn sparrow]

https://www.chess.com/member/AlbertoRatone

[reef canyon]

same game btw

[torn sparrow]

Lol they hide his title

[shy dust]

Lmao also yoo wsg bro

[somber lark]

WTF IM got banned 😭

[reef canyon]

bad i need to quit the chess

[patent patrol]

Queue every little step by Bobby brown

[shy dust]

Noo 😭

[reef canyon]

i still love the game i need to quit it i need to lock in for uni

[torn sparrow]

He beat a 3100 opening bro it's fair

[somber lark]

I thought titled players don't cheat 🥺

[shy dust]

Just take a break bro

[shy dust]

Hans Neimann:

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[reef canyon]

i yearn for spamming rapid games like a dumbfk

[torn sparrow]

Do you remember his name

[hexed oracle]

I think these games were the reason

[shy dust]

Lmao dont do that you'll tilt pretty hard

[somber lark]

he was anon

[hexed oracle]

98% acc is crazy 😭

[reef canyon]

ive already done it once or twice

[shy dust]

Damn

[reef canyon]

one lasted from 6pm to8 am

[patent patrol]

Thing is this could lowkey be a good day for him too

[reef canyon]

no breaks just pure raw chess

[somber lark]

why did they hide his IM title

[shy dust]

💀

[hexed oracle]

true

[hexed oracle]

consumer protection or some shi prob

[torn sparrow]

When we see 1 IM banned in fairplay by the numbers August we know who it is

[hexed oracle]

or it got revoked ( prob not )

[patent patrol]

I remember the from this server getting fair played for doing too good in titled Tuesday 😭

Was contending for prize money streaming live

[kindred crypt]

im scared to have a bf. they might fall in love with my rage spirit in chess and my dancing to Sep in front of the mirror.

[azure pivot]

ggs

[torn sparrow]

Only fide can revoke they don't care about online

[tired bane]

i accidentally started 2 games at once, aborted it, and switched mid game
thats why i took 4.7s to take free queen

[hexed oracle]

ah k

[tired bane]

lmao ggs

[azure pivot]

i thought u were waiting for resign💀

[tired bane]

lol the timingg

[winter quest]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-rizz-sigma-grind-good-morning-gif-11262913974801428460

[tranquil breach]

morning 😄

[hexed oracle]

they had some pretty big win streak too 💀

I can't fit it on my screen

[patent patrol]

Ohhhhh

Well that’s a lot more context compared to those 5 😭

[tranquil breach]

hey guys, spell chess championship in 3 days

[torn sparrow]

When can I farm you vro

[tired bane]

@somber lark why are you saying that user is an IM lmao

[wet hollow]

Skibididi

[torn sparrow]

He was before ban

[somber lark]

cuz he was my opponent

[winter quest]

Tung tung tung sahur

[empty mortar]

What a greedy man you are goonflower

[tired bane]

ohh lol

oh youre right, hes still indexed as an IM on google
https://i.imgur.com/CRlrtIo.png

[somber lark]

haven't faced a cheater in like 3 months

[torn sparrow]

I need the elo

[hexed oracle]

yay I reached Legend League

[strange bobcat]

hvh ahhh

[small jungle]

This u vro

[wet hollow]

Wtf vro only has 100 games

[somber lark]

they should refund +8 bro 😭

[radiant swan]

is this chessnuke

[twilit dew]

Closed forfairplay

[radiant swan]

he fell off bro

[tired bane]

yeah

[patent patrol]

Jynxzi

[patent patrol]

Yep

[sterile atlas]

Buzzalright

[azure pivot]

piss off with ur 3-0

[upper pier]

---------------

Checkmate.

[small jungle]

Chessnuke😭

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/junkofalling-gif-16503562369384728459

[small jungle]

Damn u kinda bald vro

[torn sparrow]

I got all of Bros Elo 💀

[hexed oracle]

this odly looks like a d

[sterile atlas]

Like a duck 🦆

[empty mortar]

..b2

[torn sparrow]

+50 snapped away

[hexed oracle]

yes a duck that's what I 100% wanted to say no cap

[wet hollow]

greenflower tilt a lil so you can farm me

[azure pivot]

😭 we should be playing for +8/-8

[torn sparrow]

Why don't you become 1700

[tranquil basin]

Holy shit I made +250 in one day

[torn sparrow]

You are close + underrated

[wet hollow]

too lazy

[azure pivot]

thoughts

[wet hollow]

And I am not underrated in bullet

[small jungle]

Weak vro

[wet hollow]

I am very bad in bullet

[twilit dew]

Congrats

[torn sparrow]

I am 0.5-1.5 against icy bro

[tired bane]

did u re

[mortal bronze]

[azure pivot]

accident

[tired bane]

lol ok

[wet hollow]

@small jungle let me farm you in bullet vro

15+0

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jamison Kao (jamison0708)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: CM Jamison Kao (jamison0708)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2403 (peak)
Blitz: 2668 (peak)
Bullet: 2446 (2459 peak)

[small jungle]

Farmed by ice spice💔

[tranquil basin]

I think my streaming accounts now higher than my main lmao

[twilit dew]

Congrats

[azure pivot]

💀

[twilit dew]

Thats big

[tired bane]

the 0.5 was literally a lag test game but ok

[hexed oracle]

One of the greatest songs that I listen to when I play chess

[small jungle]

Excuses vro

[obtuse hill]

I js beat ur opp lol

[tired bane]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/146888608891

[torn sparrow]

Bro we were testing my lag🥶

[frosty peak]

Greenflower65 (2200) vs. icy (3089)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[hexed oracle]

it's honestly dope

[tribal sage]

Doth anyone wanteth to play chess

[azure pivot]

he aint my level i just wanted to get a new highest win tbh

[wet hollow]

"list was too long to fit in this embed"

[obtuse hill]

@torn sparrow are you a femboy