💬〡chess-talk

[plain bear]

white to move?

lmfao

[timber badge]

yes

[plain bear]

wdym ra3

[timber badge]

ra3 by black

[plain bear]

oh

[dull blaze]

why are you saying lmfao when ur the one being dumb

[timber badge]

😭

[dull blaze]

???/

[timber badge]

lmaoo

[magic zenith]

Is that Mr.grimmer

[timber badge]

its alright

they are new xD

[dull blaze]

i guess stuff like lmfao has diluted its original meaning

cause if you told someone "i'm laughing my fcking ass off" u would seem like an ass

[plain bear]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-شطرنج-michael-tal-ميكائل-تال-ميخائيل-تال-gif-6161464446347529299

Pro wtf

[timber badge]

thank me for 500 mood coins

[plain bear]

what's your elo

[dull blaze]

wow 500 mood coins

[plain bear]

idk what that is

[rich sapphire]

How many mood coins do you have?

[timber badge]

600 peak

[plain bear]

no idea what that is lmfao 0

[plain bear]

i'm 724 ' peak'

[timber badge]

now im in the trenches

[rich sapphire]

Imagine having no mood coins

[plain bear]

what i do with it

i don't even have account

[timber badge]

bro didnt understand

[plain bear]

wdym

[timber badge]

2600

[dull blaze]

what even is chessmood

all i see is a bunch of armenian dudes go on youtube and talk about openings

[timber badge]

the site where i gave u the anti sicilian prep from

[dull blaze]

and then they disappear for a couple months

[timber badge]

when we used to be sweats

[plain bear]

😭 💀

[rich sapphire]

Something that won't exist for long

[dull blaze]

oh

those were good

[timber badge]

lmao

[dull blaze]

nvm i love chess mood

and i also love armenia

[rich sapphire]

Oh it's a course website

[wet hollow]

And I love chemistry!

[timber badge]

if yall ever buy a course from it use my referral

[rich sapphire]

He's advertising,

[timber badge]

i mean it isnt useful for ur rating

[dull blaze]

bro why do the videos say from 1500 to 2700

thats such a big rating range

[timber badge]

its for 2400s

[rich sapphire]

[timber badge]

2600 ppl know their stuff usually

[timber badge]

yeah

[dull blaze]

holy shit the course i randomly clicked on costs 300 bucks

shoot me now

[rich sapphire]

The silent jab was not so silent

[timber badge]

i mean its the truth

u can learn better by watching daniel naroditsky's speedrun vids

[dull blaze]

me personally i would definitely har har har this stuff

[rich sapphire]

The site doesn't only have things for 2000+

[timber badge]

technically

yk technically alcohol isnt allowed for under 21 peeps here

[wet hollow]

What site?

[plain bear]

i sloved this puzzble after 5 attemps no hints can you?

[dull blaze]

chessmood

[wet hollow]

Come to Czech Republic then

Oh I thought you were talking about chessable

Chessable and chessly are like lunchable and lunchily 😭

[dull blaze]

this is a cute one

[plain bear]

948 dollars a year

[mortal bronze]

i feel like i have seen this before

[rich sapphire]

My laziness to push rating is causing unintentional confusion

[plain bear]

try it then

[magic zenith]

You finished monster?

[dull blaze]

yeah i solved it

[timber badge]

play Be2 first then go with ur continuation

[plain bear]

oh well i did

[magic zenith]

That was peak

[timber badge]

if u go ab7 first then he plays bd4 kd6 f6! follow by be5

[timber badge]

d3

[dull blaze]

be2 bd4 kc4

[wet hollow]

Wait whats wrong with axb2?

[timber badge]

wait not d3

[plain bear]

yeah absolutely ;o

[plain bear]

wrong

[dull blaze]

@plain bear

be5 bd3 mate

[wet hollow]

Erm

[timber badge]

YO

BD3 MATE IS PRETTY

[mortal bronze]

is it ||be2||?

[plain bear]

nope not bd4

[timber badge]

be2 ke4 ab7 bd4 kc4 be5 bd3

[dull blaze]

bro

[plain bear]

ye complete

[wet hollow]

why not axb2

[timber badge]

lmao

siver boutta rage

[dull blaze]

cause they take d4

[rich sapphire]

A line where black stops you from promoting

[dull blaze]

kd6 f6

[wet hollow]

Before Be2

[rich sapphire]

Mentioned above by cb

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Angelo Fernando (arcticsacrifice7)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Angelo Fernando (arcticsacrifice7)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2106 (peak)
Blitz: 2025 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[timber badge]

why are yall making an old man like me solve puzzles morons

do it urself im retired

[rich sapphire]

Old man?

[mortal bronze]

nevermind. i hadn't found the complete idea and i accidentally saw someone's solution now

[dull blaze]

if u take b7 then black bxd4

[azure pivot]

Any 1800 bullet players in chat

[dull blaze]

and if u go kd6 then black has f6

[wet hollow]

Kxc6?

[mortal bronze]

how old

[timber badge]

this is the solution

[dull blaze]

then be5 and u can resign

[timber badge]

siver

wanna do a challenge together

[wet hollow]

ic thanks

[plain bear]

he played bd4

[timber badge]

i literally wrote the continuation mf

[plain bear]

mb

[dull blaze]

what challenge

[timber badge]

woodpecker

[rich sapphire]

Isn't this just d3 Kf5 Bg4 Kxg4 then axb7

[timber badge]

i have been lazy

[versed ermine]

Good Morning

[dull blaze]

so what is it exactly

[timber badge]

5 puzzles a day

actually make it 5

💀

[dull blaze]

yeah im lazy asf

[timber badge]

bro

[dull blaze]

ok so u just do 5 puzzles a day

[plain bear]

Congrats that's it

[snow vapor]

😭

[timber badge]

yeah

5 puzzles will be from grandmasters prep calc book

:jianchao: just cuz i wanna torture myself

[foggy fern]

Tf is prestige

[dull blaze]

okay

just send me like screenshots of the puzzles

ill do them and we can compare answers

[timber badge]

actually lets make it 1 puzzle a day

[dull blaze]

i agree

[timber badge]

i cried last time on chapter 2 of that book

[dull blaze]

minimal effort required

[timber badge]

😭

[tranquil basin]

🙁 come back

[timber badge]

that shi is made to torture us

zigzag played jkao in 3+2

[steady swift]

Hey

[timber badge]

thats like wyl agreeing to play 3+2 with me

[plain bear]

another one

[tranquil basin]

I cooked wyl 4 1

[timber badge]

this is a famous one do it urself

[tranquil basin]

Zig come back pls

[plain bear]

alr did

[tranquil basin]

And it was 3+0 agaisnt zig and I’m 3 0

[tranquil basin]

@somber lark come back

[plain bear]

its a draw

[somber lark]

I don't want to get adopted by a candidate master

[misty field]

@tranquil basin hi

[plain bear]

where you find average accuracy

[tranquil basin]

Noooo please

[timber badge]

try this atleast 5 times dont do hit and trial and actually think.
the answer is: || hg8=q rh2+ kf3 c1=q Qg2!!||

[dull blaze]

shiii bro found my graph

[snow vapor]

https://www.chess.com/insights

[timber badge]

cant master

[snow vapor]

thats mine

[misty field]

jkao

[tranquil basin]

Let’s play

[dull blaze]

oh

[timber badge]

u are boring

[dull blaze]

i thought it was mine

[kindred crypt]

Play me

[timber badge]

u play good moves

[lilac briar]

How to get trusted role

[glass robin]

@lilac briar connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[misty field]

@tranquil basin can i play with u ? one rapid

[timber badge]

instead of interesting ones

[tranquil basin]

I’ll play if 2400+

[kindred crypt]

Im 2000

[tranquil basin]

The ng4 line wa interesting also you can’t play that in classical

After gxf3 you just resign

[timber badge]

i beat an IM with it in otb

[tranquil basin]

But no one knows lmao

[plain bear]

Money sub needed

[snow vapor]

bullet last 90 days

[timber badge]

no one played gf3 till now against me ngl

[tranquil basin]

He obviously doesn’t know the forced win, engine shows equal but impossible to defend

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[timber badge]

tho the im game was in blitz otb

[visual crystal]

Im over 2400

[snow vapor]

try using the trial sub

[tranquil basin]

Online blitz no one knows

[timber badge]

xD i won by position though

[lilac briar]

can i have a friendly match with ya

[tranquil basin]

Okay let’s go

[visual crystal]

What's your username?

[tranquil basin]

User?

[timber badge]

im a retired old man

ask jkao

[tranquil basin]

Jamison0708 but better if I send since on phone

[visual crystal]

Mine mattis1012

[kindred crypt]

Yeah. Im in.

[dull blaze]

what line

[timber badge]

rosso prep

idk why tf does this jkao nerd knows it properly

[kindred crypt]

Mhm whats your username?

[timber badge]

no one ever got the idea behind h6 till now except this guy

[kindred crypt]

Nirvyia

[kindred crypt]

What's yours?

[kindred crypt]

Esarovski

5 mins unrated?

10?

[dull blaze]

why did white play gf3

[kindred crypt]

A bit long 🥹

[timber badge]

god knows

i only have prep for qf3

[kindred crypt]

Finee then 5

[dull blaze]

for good reason

[kindred crypt]

Yay! I'm gonna send you invite in game now buttt im not as good as you lol

[kindred crypt]

I won't be that harsh

[kindred crypt]

Thank youuu

[somber lark]

why do you play so solid 😭

[lilac briar]

Anyone wanna play with me

[somber lark]

you don't even throw

[timber badge]

oh wait i dont have any prep in that line lmaooo

i messed the opening up 💀

[somber lark]

brilliant move 💀

I didn't see that my rook is hanging

but it works

[lilac briar]

dang no one really wanna play with me ahhh

[somber lark]

💀

[plain bear]

did you ever beat a IM?

[somber lark]

we beat former world champs

[timber badge]

otb yeah

[dull blaze]

did u know that if an IM offers a draw to an untitled player otb they have to accept it

[timber badge]

im 0-1 against gms otb

[somber lark]

thats the only title i have an otb game against 😭

[timber badge]

💀 im 2-2 against ims otb

[plain bear]

if take then free queen

[somber lark]

WHAT

[plain bear]

cm?

[timber badge]

obv lost the games after declining a draw

[dull blaze]

yeah its just a respect thing

[mortal bronze]

what's your fide

[timber badge]

i have beaten every titled except gm lmao

[plain bear]

did you even play a gm

[timber badge]

1900+

[plain bear]

gg!

[somber lark]

How bro feels after spreading misinformation

[mortal bronze]

i see

[plain bear]

nah bro you play in fide too

[timber badge]

barely

but i do

[somber lark]

wanna play 🥺

[timber badge]

i am 3.5-1.5 against jkao still wanna?

[fossil bloom]

👶 "u can improve much faster with puzzles"
🤓 "u don't get it, u have to study openings, memorize middlegame plans, endgame techniques to improve at chess u sheeps"
"u can improve much faster with puzzles"

[timber badge]

:>

[plain bear]

wanna play ?

[somber lark]

for jkao?

[azure pivot]

Anyone 10s

[timber badge]

for me idiot

in 3+2 obv

[somber lark]

you would adopt me

[tranquil basin]

I was doing something bro

[mortal bronze]

zig zag what's your score against jkao

[timber badge]

shhh

[somber lark]

lost 3 games back to back rn

[timber badge]

dont tell them that jkao lemme aura farm

[tranquil basin]

Classical habit

[mortal bronze]

i should play jkao some time. i think i could get like one win in ten games if i get lucky

[timber badge]

jkao's play is so boring tho

seems like typical russian schoolboy play

[somber lark]

I was up by 2 points before 💀

[fossil bloom]

yo jkao, can u play the inanisbot on lichess in any time control, it's ~2400

[mortal bronze]

awwh

[somber lark]

2|1 💀

I was a weak 2400 😭

[timber badge]

I also beat wyl in bullet zigzag

🥶

that sweat

[somber lark]

I was farming him

he doesn't have prep against the things I play

[timber badge]

i remember u prepped against me

then i played random shi

[strange bobcat]

ok

[timber badge]

bro woke up to that msg

lowk wyl can adopt me blindfolded me in 1+0

[strange bobcat]

im grinding elden ring

[fossil bloom]

It's 4pm in nam rn

[strange bobcat]

so I could just lowkey pop in

[timber badge]

is it good

[bronze egret]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-dreamworks-2010-metro-man-high-fives-gif-18433662

[timber badge]

WYL MF ITS A 60 USD GAME?!

[strange bobcat]

hard af

this starter boss is beating my ass bro

[frigid notch]

Skul

[fossil bloom]

I'm not 9 btw

[plain coral]

Hm

[timber badge]

WHY ARE U PLAYING SUCH AN EXPENSIVE GAME

[strange bobcat]

I get for free bruh fym

I got em aura

[timber badge]

how

[dull blaze]

🏴‍☠️

[obtuse hill]

Yo guys im thinking of going pro in chess after i finish HS

[strange bobcat]

no

[orchid sedge]

what is ittt

[rigid verge]

hi

[balmy python]

bloons 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[dull blaze]

you know chess structures - a grandmasters guide i'm pretty sure

[frigid notch]

Jkao had rook takes knight then forking with queen

[dull blaze]

although honestly the iqp chapter wasnt that interesting

[snow vapor]

whoops

playing black not that bad

[azure pivot]

how is there no one in pool

[orchid sedge]

theres not thar much of info there

[dull blaze]

yeah

[strange bobcat]

💀

[dull blaze]

theres some books dedicated to the iqp

i never knew if they were good or not

like john emms wrote one

i also played some nm in some tournament who wrote a book on the iqp but its for intermediate players

[nocturne plover]

Bookks are no needed for iqp there's 2 videos on YouTube watch that and practice that's all you need

[dull blaze]

worst take of all time

[nocturne plover]

Na try it bud

[dull blaze]

which videos

[oblique dagger]

What the

[azure pivot]

Over 3 minutes for no game this is insane

I’m not that good where pool should be this long💀

[nocturne plover]

https://youtu.be/zISaJ0fHa2M?si=OmPbwUBrbuCDd9wX
And
https://youtu.be/tcA51WrN2Pw?si=1ntCiuXCvI3kR4VH this

[dull blaze]

i pray these will be good

[nocturne plover]

Watch th first one it's only 13 minutes I literally won a game the next day in an otb tour where I had an iqp which arised from panov

[dawn summit]

My elo is turning into a staircase

[dull blaze]

the second one looks much better tho

[dawn summit]

(I started studying capablanca’s games)

(op)

[mortal bronze]

i am playing so trash today

legit like a 1500

[radiant swan]

same

well i always play trash

[wet hollow]

1500 lc or chess.com?
Context matters

Tbh whats the difference?

[mortal bronze]

you mean lc?

[radiant swan]

none

both lose to me fr

[mortal bronze]

1500 cc i guess? i can't really tell the difference tbh

[wet hollow]

1500 lc are like 1100 cc

[timber badge]

i have a bad feeling about this

[mortal bronze]

i did almost lost to a 1200 cc the other day

[dawn summit]

Nah

[short summit]

I just finished part 1: 1...e5 which was 68 pages 😭

[wet hollow]

That was prolly just you having a bad day

[azure pivot]

Wdym cc or chess.com

[wet hollow]

Typo

[timber badge]

yall study openingsfrom books?

[wet hollow]

"l" and "c" are beside each other afterall

[timber badge]

nerds

[azure pivot]

I just don’t at all

[short summit]

I found a great book for english opening

[wet hollow]

Nah I pirate from chessable 🔥

[mortal bronze]

nah the 1200 just had really good time management

[timber badge]

can u help me a bit

[wet hollow]

Im joking, Im not even good enough to use chessable

[azure pivot]

Arima

[timber badge]

aww i needed a course

[short summit]

sup

[azure pivot]

Let’s run rated bullet bro

[radiant swan]

Arena

[wet hollow]

Tbh Im thinking of getting the reti larsen chessable course

[short summit]

Hell naww

[radiant swan]

552 elo difference

[mortal bronze]

arima what's your bullet

[azure pivot]

So perfect

[wet hollow]

Or do the stark method of learning openings

[radiant swan]

@azure pivot u cant be farming someone 550 elo lower

[azure pivot]

I found out that it’s actually statistically much better to farm people lower for elo

[wet hollow]

But I dont trust my opponents 😔

[short summit]

lc 2239?

[radiant swan]

come at me bro

[azure pivot]

@radiant swan You have a 97% chance to beat someone 600 elo Lower then you, which means you are expected to win 32 games before they win once, which by the cc rating system will result in you going +16 per cycle which is so free

[desert kestrel]

1.b6

[azure pivot]

bet

[desert kestrel]

queen

[radiant swan]

id sacrifice my bullet rating so arima wont get farmed fr

[short summit]

hero arh

[timber badge]

im thinking of studying bird opening

[radiant swan]

where dif the number come from

[short summit]

how can one be so bored

[desert kestrel]

villain arh

[azure pivot]

idk pixel ran these stats

[wet hollow]

btw @timber badge ask zigzag he may help

[desert kestrel]

1.pawn c4

[timber badge]

@somber lark hi cutie patootie

[wet hollow]

I dont wanna be that guy but...
Chessly has bird 💀

[radiant swan]

ok come farm me 10 games only cuz my goal is to get adopted

[azure pivot]

10 seconds🥺

[radiant swan]

no go away

[azure pivot]

Fine 1 minute

Actually let’s compromise

30 seconds

[timber badge]

bro cant last 10s

[radiant swan]

no go away

[azure pivot]

[azure pivot]

40 seconds

[radiant swan]

bro i got one premove only

[desert kestrel]

dfc

[radiant swan]

i cannot survive in ub

[deep sail]

Why?

[radiant swan]

chess.com has a bias towards apple devices

[deep sail]

Ooh right

[radiant swan]

so i cant premove multiple on the app

[azure pivot]

Waiting for opponent!

[loud dome]

They get what they deserve

[wet hollow]

Wtf reti larsen is 150$ 💀

[radiant swan]

not anymore resend

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Angelo Fernando (arcticsacrifice7)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Angelo Fernando (arcticsacrifice7)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2106 (peak)
Blitz: 2025 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[slim depot]

Hello

[radiant swan]

chess.com crashed holf on

[slim depot]

How are you guys

[celest comet]

Hello

[deep sail]

Hi

[azure pivot]

[slim depot]

💀

[radiant swan]

bad internet

omg i didnt get adopted wtf

[azure pivot]

Stop farming white games

[radiant swan]

mb gang

[azure pivot]

Bro wants to get 10 white games in a row

Can’t even abort my privileges have been removed😭

[balmy python]

Abort is stupud anyway i hate when i get white play 1.c4 then my opponent aborts, and i get black next game 😂

[frigid notch]

Hi (sorry for bad english)

[forest oyster]

why are you afraid of salt

[frigid notch]

Cus of my name

🐌

[main lynx]

I trapped bros queen so awfully😭

[loud dome]

Have you thought about switching openings

[frigid notch]

He probably still has nh7 and is a lil worse

[limber jacinth]

alien gambit is tuff so

[frigid notch]

Actually no

[limber jacinth]

might wanna switch to that

[dawn summit]

wth is this position

[frigid notch]

After kh8 he has nothing

[limber jacinth]

? What position

[loud dome]

I forgot to include "proper openings"

[limber jacinth]

Alien gambit seems proper to me

[frigid notch]

Nh7 nxf6 nxf6 kh8

[main lynx]

I felt like playing Caro Khan but i didnt expect someone to try to win so badly that he traps his queen

[limber jacinth]

notations before?

[frigid notch]

I don't know

[loud dome]

gxf5

[limber jacinth]

I can't even see the position how am I supposed to know what ur talking about

[frigid notch]

Sybau then

[limber jacinth]

??

[paper zenith]

helloo chesstalk ^^

[limber jacinth]

bros just typing shi

[limber jacinth]

hi

[paper zenith]

hi, .!

[limber jacinth]

not gonna lie I wish i had as many hobbies as u

[orchid orchid]

bro tf u mean idk

[limber jacinth]

cuz he probably doesn't even know what he's talking about

[paper zenith]

there are more 💀

[orchid orchid]

dude thinks we can read his mind

[limber jacinth]

no way

[frigid notch]

I don't know the exact game fking notation

[limber jacinth]

bro whenever I try to get a hobby I fail to continue

[orchid orchid]

then why are u giving us snippets like its a sample

[frigid notch]

I was just saying a line

After nh7

[orchid orchid]

from the beginning of the game?

[frigid notch]

No

[limber jacinth]

he's js tryna seem smart

[orchid orchid]

so how do we know whats the position goof

[azure pivot]

I’m pissed

[limber jacinth]

that's what I said

[radiant swan]

bro cant adopt me

[azure pivot]

That mouse slip

[frigid notch]

Just visualise gng

[azure pivot]

[orchid orchid]

💀

[limber jacinth]

I don't even know the opening or middlegame but okay

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2155 (2171 peak)
Blitz: 2209 (peak)
Bullet: 2211 (2219 peak)

[limpid burrow]

Someone wanna play?

[azure pivot]

you played well bro

[radiant swan]

i get a net positive

+4 elo is better than losing

[frigid notch]

Dude so why would I know the whole game I just said how the game could turn out

[orchid orchid]

ive seen many people say their puzzle rating is much higher than their actual rating but its literally the opposite for me

[limber jacinth]

WHAT GAME

[azure pivot]

Yeah you did good

[radiant swan]

IM SO SLOW 😭😭😭

[orchid orchid]

bro are u dumb

[limber jacinth]

what game are we talking about

[frigid notch]

This

[orchid orchid]

couldve just said that in the beginning

[azure pivot]

Not as slow as my brain falling for the same nd6+ twice

[frigid notch]

Are u fking stupid

I pinged the game already so it's common sense

[azure pivot]

Idrc about that tbh that mouseslip just really annoyed me

[radiant swan]

I STILL LOSE 😭😭😭

[azure pivot]

Your tough fr tho

[limber jacinth]

not everyone sees that but okay

[radiant swan]

i get a completely winning position and u just flag me smh

[orchid orchid]

blud what do u think me and @. have been asking for like the past few msgs

[short summit]

holy stonewall supremacy https://www.chess.com/game/141706490464

[radiant swan]

i swear when were u so fasttt

[azure pivot]

Sorry bro

[radiant swan]

i dont remember you being so fast bro

[frigid notch]

U were talking about the start of the game and I was talking about that position

[limber jacinth]

he's probably a bullet demon ig

[radiant swan]

i remember the good days when i farmed u for 2100 😔

[frigid notch]

Just sybau 💔✌🏻

[orchid orchid]

bro just tell the context gng

[azure pivot]

I’m usually not this fast but I know you play on phone so im really pressuring u😭

[tranquil basin]

I actually play faster on phone idk why

When I don’t have delay and stuff

I’m too slow with mouse

[orchid orchid]

yeah but if u have a finger bigger than 0.5 cm, it goes to the wrong square

[tranquil basin]

Sucks to have big thumb then

[azure pivot]

Yeah endgames are tough on phone tho

[orchid orchid]

i dont even have big thumb

[azure pivot]

Only 1 premove really starts to hurt

[tranquil basin]

Not hey are easier

[orchid orchid]

maybe just smol phone

[white monolith]

@mortal escarp

[spring lion]

Vladimir Kramnik should investigate your bullet games 🤔🤔🤔

[white monolith]

@mortal escarp hello

@mortal escarp hi

[spring lion]

Same I had completely winning on 4 separate occasions and didnt see the winning move a single time 😂
But idm since my elo was got a good cause 😌

[white monolith]

@mortal escarp

[spring lion]

<@&745328830649991179> mass ping

[azure pivot]

bro look at this

[spring lion]

Me missing a fork was worse 😭😭😭

[azure pivot]

no i mouseslipped a queen here😭

[spring lion]

Honestly if I had taken 12 itd be kinda funny 😄

[azure pivot]

the fork was bad tho

[mortal bronze]

aaaa i dropped below 2600 lichess puzzles

[spring lion]

Wait u took g2 pawn🤡

[spring lion]

Ikr sums up my bullet level - bad

[spring lion]

Who plays puzzles on lichess 😭😂

[azure pivot]

wanna play 10s

[mortal bronze]

no he played f3

[spring lion]

OMG IM COOKED IN 10S

Was already cooked in 1 min im deep fried in 10 sec

[mortal bronze]

where else would you play puzzles?

[spring lion]

Cc haha

[mortal bronze]

i have never played 10+0.1

[azure pivot]

i think youd be good your fast

[mortal bronze]

i don't have premium. and i like lichess puzzles more

[azure pivot]

we can play unrated if u want

[mortal bronze]

if my net doesn't make me lose 0.5 seconds per premove then sure

[spring lion]

I mean sure in about 2 hours 😂
Need to study rn

[shrewd mica]

[spring lion]

I mean u can have my alt elo if u want XD

on a titled player streak tho 😳

[radiant swan]

i think i flagged anyways

[azure pivot]

mf you checkmated 5 moves later

[radiant swan]

oops

[shrewd mica]

[trail tulip]

Wtf actually happens in a diddy party

[shrewd mica]

...right.

[trail tulip]

Wym

[shrewd mica]

[trail tulip]

Chess

Ur bday in 2 weeks thoughts?

Ur p diddy party

[shrewd mica]

Horrible. I don't want to enter my 20s.

[shrewd mica]

...no.

[trail tulip]

R u 20 on 22nd?

[shrewd mica]

Yep.

[trail tulip]

20 is good that’s when u actually fk up ur life real good

[shrewd mica]

my life is already miserable enough, thank you very much.

[radiant swan]

@azure pivot confirm this when u turn 20 bro

[small jungle]

Why vro

[shrewd mica]

[trail tulip]

It only gets worse from here

[shrewd mica]

Obvious reasons.

[trail tulip]

Buckle up kid

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[shrewd mica]

"kid"

[small jungle]

Kids these days fr

[radiant swan]

ok Dobyvatel2

[small jungle]

ok jel but worse

[radiant swan]

omg

[shrewd mica]

Oh noooooo.

Anyways.

[radiant swan]

1953 rapid imagine under 2k

[small jungle]

Tuff times vro

[mortal bronze]

ok got back to 2600 puzzles

[spring lion]

Bro is elo shaming thats crazy

[shrewd mica]

[tranquil basin]

My school making me do a concussion test rn tf

[mortal bronze]

was 2650+ when i started though

[shrewd mica]

Concussion?

[spring lion]

Bang ur head against the wall to test properly

[shrewd mica]

As in the head injury?

[mortal bronze]

did you hit your head or something?

[tranquil basin]

Idk it’s called an Impact test

Idk maybe they trying to see if I’m restarted

[spring lion]

Just run into the wall it’s not that deep

[mortal bronze]

wtf 😭

[polar kelp]

CLOVER!?

[shrewd mica]

[mortal bronze]

tell them you play chess

[spring lion]

Just tell them yes and you’ll probably not need to do it 🤗

[polar kelp]

bro whats that msg spoilered in your about me, are you alright?

[shrewd mica]

Doesn't rule out neurodivergency.

[mortal bronze]

i was joking

[shrewd mica]

I'm not okay, no...but it is what it is.

[spring lion]

Go seek help or smth dont suffer in silence

[polar kelp]

Why not? well i hope you become better

[mortal bronze]

because the average person thinks that "if he plays chess he must be smart"

[oblique dagger]

Helloo

[kindred crypt]

1211 fml

how can i reach 1500 before he comes back 😭

[torn maple]

Bro saw that he will promote before me and thought he was winning 😭

[kindred crypt]

i need to reach 1500

[mortal bronze]

hii

[polar kelp]

biggest blunder of the century

[mortal bronze]

what should i call you?

deng?

[spring lion]

Win 25 consecutive games

[shrewd mica]

Dw, I go to therapy and stuff.
It's just not been effective for the last few days.
I'll be fine.

[oblique dagger]

If u want

[kindred crypt]

it's hard

[spring lion]

lol

[shrewd mica]

thx.

[radiant swan]

i can relate

[kindred crypt]

i want to be 1500 so he'll be happy

[mortal bronze]

what do people usually call you

[mortal bronze]

do you have a coach?

[kindred crypt]

nope hehe

[oblique dagger]

Idk

[torn maple]

Nice draw pattern 🤌

[raw swift]

ayo anyone up for a match

[short summit]

respect the sigma

[azure pivot]

[mortal bronze]

tell someone from tmc to coach you for free. you could get to 1500 in like 2 months

[astral bay]

Your opponent will win and you will loose

[polar kelp]

Well try to do things you enjoy, good luck

[azure pivot]

Would anyone join lichess puzzle racer if I made one

[radiant swan]

huh what why

[torn maple]

Prove it

[azure pivot]

Turning 20 is confirmation of unc status

[short summit]

[kindred crypt]

suppossedly prathieeee, but hes busy with his fake gf. also, i dont want a coach who will be impatient with me.

[astral bay]

Were you White or Black?

[short summit]

true

[raw swift]

wtf do you all have names of indian food

[polar kelp]

the nuka cola guy 🔥

[mortal bronze]

find someone who's patient then. i think there should be many people there who wouldn't mind

[torn maple]

Doesnt matter

Took the engine 1 minute to drop to +4 to 0.00 😭

[mortal bronze]

trash engine

[torn maple]

Heyy Arima

[frigid notch]

Weak engine

[polar kelp]

ikr thomas the tank engine is way better

[mortal bronze]

what you doing here

[astral bay]

Yes it does matter because if you were Black, then White wins

[frigid notch]

Idk

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2155 (2171 peak)
Blitz: 2209 (peak)
Bullet: 2211 (2219 peak)

[radiant swan]

i want 2200 rapid

[kindred crypt]

Everyone slowly gets his hand from his keyboard or device

[mortal bronze]

you will be better than me in all time formats soon

[frigid notch]

I like to have conversation with people who are dumber than me to prove my self worth ahh server

[lone totem]

Me too

[paper zenith]

kel! heya hru

[indigo thunder]

if anyone needs coaching , dm me. ( not free )

[tranquil basin]

Bro can this fcking thing end

[radiant swan]

keep dreaming bro

[polar kelp]

[torn maple]

I was playing as black, how does white wins this?

[frigid notch]

?

[tranquil basin]

I am seriously pissed this stupid concussion

[lone totem]

Tru i suck rn

[tranquil basin]

Test tspmo it has me doing shit like memory test and color match

[mortal bronze]

that can be done in tmc 🤭

[tranquil basin]

I’m like 20 minutes in

[frigid notch]

Nah they r alr

Tmc > cc

[astral bay]

Your King can not get to the White Pawn

[mortal bronze]

hi elsa. i am playing trashhh today. wby hru?

[lone totem]

Too many gamblers

[frigid notch]

True actually

[kindred crypt]

I think you guys won👀

[lone totem]

I mean im top 50 gamblers in tmc myself but yeah

[polar kelp]

He pushes and your pawn is like a square from promotion when he would have a huge chance on attacking you, would prob end in a draw

[frigid notch]

I have 0 tmc lmao

[mortal bronze]

i guess

[paper zenith]

ouch I'm okay ig 😭

[torn maple]

Bro, this is a draw because white cant take my pawn because of stalemate, and queen vs queen is a draw

[polar kelp]

won wat

[frigid notch]

Atleast they aren't dumb

[short summit]

Hru

[kindred crypt]

The battle

[mortal bronze]

i still don't know what a tmc is

[lone totem]

Tmccoin fell off 😔

[mortal bronze]

and why everyone is mad behind tmc coin

[polar kelp]

What battle.

[quasi nova]

Ew played my first game today after 24 hours no chess and it was freaky 💔

[torn maple]

Very happy :D

[lone totem]

You could buy nitro with it
Now its just for gambling and flexing

[mortal bronze]

didn't it allow you to buy nitro if you had enough tmc coins before?

[frigid notch]

Cus tmc coin is literally the servers money 💀

[paper zenith]

the moon club ig?

[kindred crypt]

The hands out of keyboard or device battle

[mortal bronze]

yeah... now what's the purpose really? wdym by gambling

[frigid notch]

Capitalism ahh

[polar kelp]

yayy what did i win

[lone totem]

You can play blackjack and roulette with it 💀

[mortal bronze]

what can you do with it though?

[kindred crypt]

You won victory

[mortal bronze]

i meant tmc coin

[frigid notch]

Change people name or pfp

[mortal bronze]

💀

[frigid notch]

And that's it lmao

[lone totem]

Oh

[astral bay]

One, Do not bro me. And two, White's Pawn will promote first and have the advantage

[polar kelp]

** Victory Achieved **

[mortal bronze]

that sounds funnnn

[mortal bronze]

wait how tf will you change their pfp?

[torn maple]

Stockfish will reach this and stalemate the next move 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bananaking0011

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1912 (peak)
Blitz: 1967 (2230 peak)
Bullet: 1909 (2026 peak)

[polar kelp]

yes but black's pawn is protected so it will most likely end in a stalemate

[frigid notch]

We can't forcefully change it but if they give tmc and both of them agree then we can change yea

[paper zenith]

oh

[frigid notch]

Atleast we can change werts name haha

[mortal bronze]

ohhh

[torn maple]

You cant win queen vs queen endgames, just think 😭

[mortal bronze]

poor wert

[honest snow]

Unless they blunder

[frigid notch]

Bro also got demoted

[kindred crypt]

You also won the chance to check my profile and for some verification steps👀

[polar kelp]

depends on the position of the kings like they could blunder

[mortal bronze]

because his cc got closed right?

[frigid notch]

Cus he abused

[astral bay]

Such BS! White could easily win this without a draw by stalemate

[mortal bronze]

yeah lol

[polar kelp]

👀 nice way of advertising

[torn maple]

You sure about that?

[mortal bronze]

nope. it's a theoretical draw

[azure pivot]

Peter the position is a draw🤦‍♂️

[frigid notch]

His I'd got banned for abuse and also he abused in tmc afterwards and got demoted from there 💀

[kindred crypt]

I did not

[astral bay]

YES!

[short summit]

Oh amazing!

[mortal bronze]

😭what exactly did he say

[frigid notch]

Uhm just imagine

[polar kelp]

Ok sure dw 👍 WHERE IS THE BLUE EMOJI THUMBSUP

[frigid notch]

Atleast he didn't say the n word 💀

[polar kelp]

[mortal bronze]

well i know nothing about him so i can't really think of anything

[astral bay]

No it is not

[mortal bronze]

tmc doesn't allow that?

[frigid notch]

He sweared a lot and that's it ig

[mortal bronze]

lol

[frigid notch]

It does but bro abused a lil bit more

[mortal bronze]

you just said that he didn't?

[frigid notch]

No he did and a lot

[polar kelp]

I am suddenly becoming better at puzzles lol

[mortal bronze]

he said the n word in the server?

[frigid notch]

No atleast not that 💀

[trail tulip]

A kitten 🐱 😮 a discord kitten 🐱 its snail chan 😮

[frigid notch]

Just leave it he is gonna be executive helper again in a week

[mortal bronze]

i see. i thought a server like tmc would allow that for some reason

[frigid notch]

Im a femboy not kitten

[mortal bronze]

okay

[trail tulip]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

[polar kelp]

😱

[trail tulip]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

[mortal bronze]

study for boards bro what is this

[frigid notch]

Purr

[trail tulip]

I BANISH YOU DEMON

NUKE THIS KITTEN 🐱

[frigid notch]

Nyaa no ichi chan 😨🥺

[torn maple]

Against lichess stockfish, 0 progress in 13 moves

[polar kelp]

THEY ARE AFRAID OF SALT! IT SAYS SO IN THEIR ABOUT ME!!!

[trail tulip]

FETUS DELETUS SNAIL CHAN

[frigid notch]

Nooooooo

[trail tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-missile-explosion-kitten-baby-gif-12020335096465661960

[polar kelp]

NOOO POOR CAT

[trail tulip]

NUKE IT

[frigid notch]

I was stuck in that snail for 10000 years and u banished it

Good boy

[trail tulip]

NUKE ITTTTTTTT

[tranquil basin]

any 2400+ wants to play

[trail tulip]

SEND NUKES

[frigid notch]

Rated ?

[mortal bronze]

just show him the eval lol why go through all that?

[tranquil basin]

yeah

gotta farm

[frigid notch]

Ehh not rn then I'm farming lichess elo actually

If u have lichess then let's come there then rated

[torn maple]

I showed him 4 times, he thinks hes better than stockfish 😔

[kindred crypt]

[mortal bronze]

ignore him

[polar kelp]

what is this abomination 😨

[frigid notch]

Im finding people who play on lichess in cc server

🤭

[mortal bronze]

i play exclusive on lichess

[kindred crypt]

I added the emoji

[mortal bronze]

lichess server is just dead af

and full of weirdos

[frigid notch]

Yes but they aren't dumb as cc people are

[tranquil basin]

any 2400

[azure pivot]

Bullet 😭

[frigid notch]

People think a 1400 rated in cc can beat a 2600 fm in lichess

[mortal bronze]

they are dumber ngl

[tranquil basin]

i wanna play 2400 in blitz bro

[mortal bronze]

does 2400 lichess bullet count 😭

[tranquil basin]

naw

[frigid notch]

No

[tranquil basin]

imma just play in chess streaming 1

[mortal bronze]

😔

[frigid notch]

He is finding 2400 rated in cc

[mortal bronze]

😭

[frigid notch]

Well I am but i ain't playing it before i do 2500 lichess haha

Lichess lowkey more harder

[mortal bronze]

after a certain point i guess

[mortal bronze]

are you 2400 lichess blitz?

[frigid notch]

Yes

And also 2400 cc

[wooden ruin]

im 2350 blitz lichess and 2500 cc

[frigid notch]

Yea I'm 2450 lichess something

[wooden ruin]

I have more games on lichess too

[orchid orchid]

do u have a fide rating

[frigid notch]

I can do 2500 in cc but wanna do lichess 1 st cus it's harder

[wooden ruin]

Im 2000 classical

[frigid notch]

Nice

[wooden ruin]

thanks

[frigid notch]

Otb or in lichess ?

[wooden ruin]

otb

[radiant swan]

is tmc taking over cc again

[balmy python]

Tmc 🤢

[timber badge]

i js woke up and saw this

[frigid notch]

Yes

[astral bay]

I think White can still win due to checking and bringing the King closer

[frigid notch]

Nah it's a dead draw

[mortal bronze]

nah

we should take over tmc

[wooden ruin]

tmc = the moon club?

[astral bay]

If this was a draw, then White is very bad. I agree with Stockfish, but I think that if White tried a bit harder, White could've had a wining chance (almost)

[mortal bronze]

you are wrong but ok

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[wooden ruin]

oh theyre the ppl that run that ai chess app

[astral bay]

Ok. Explain how you can not win this as White?

[mortal bronze]

watch a youtube video about it or something

[wooden ruin]

google f pawn vs queen

or c pawn for that context

[mortal bronze]

https://youtu.be/2q-TjB6YYRI?si=Nkn2LFZXv4btgjnu

[astral bay]

I ask you and you send me to YouTube? You can not explain?

[mortal bronze]

i feel bad for sharing a gothamchess video but whatever

[autumn cloak]

I am willing to bet that I'll be 1500 by 1 yr starting from 500elo.

[mortal bronze]

i can but i don't want to

[radiant swan]

you're walking away rich then

[mortal bronze]

it's easier if you look it up on youtube anyway

[torn maple]

Okay bro

[radiant swan]

not only can u get 1500 u can get 2100

[autumn cloak]

Really?

[autumn cloak]

Ok you were just messing with me 😭

[radiant swan]

no bro 💀
i played for a year and got 2100

im 2200 now

[astral bay]

It is like saying I want to drink Coco Cola but then I don't want to

[autumn cloak]

I'm willing to put in 1hr daily

for 365 days

[spring lion]

How many games sir

[radiant swan]

10k

[solar vale]

nerd

[spring lion]

In total all tc and accounts cc and lc?

[autumn cloak]

tactics training
middle game drills
endgame drills
10+0 match
review
all in 1 hr for 365 days

[solar vale]

is 2100 chess.com like 1600 fide?

[radiant swan]

total

[autumn cloak]

1500 possible?

[astral bay]

I told my proof of why White would win. Now you need to tell me why it is a draw

[spring lion]

Thats fair I have 12k and im worse than u 🫥

[radiant swan]

it was 8000-9000 ish in a year 😔

[solar vale]

I think I have twice as many bughouse games as normal chess atp
to think I used to be an otb tournament player as a kid 😭

[polar kelp]

BRILLIANT!#!#

[spring lion]

Do u not have a life

Mine was 2.5 years 🙂‍↕️

[autumn anvil]

🐟

[autumn cloak]

@radiant swan

[astral bay]

Like I was not being mean. I was just stating an opinion

[radiant swan]

i did the calculation it was 1.2 hours per day smh

[spring lion]

But u have more rapid right

[fleet dove]

C/f pawn vs queen is always a draw if the king is close enough

Either you have to allow the queen to promote and q v q is a draw or you stalemate the black king

[radiant swan]

had 400 games that time

[honest snow]

Bro this guy so ass smh didnt let me checkmate him using the uh all the pieces in the back idfk what its called

[honest snow]

Bit higher think maybe by like 1650 ish?

[small jungle]

More like 1700-1800 or slightly higher

[wet hollow]

In India they would be 1403 fide

[small jungle]

There's no correlation really

[solar vale]

so i've heard lol

[torn maple]

You can stop promotion but king will go to a1/h1 and after you take c2/f2 it will be a stalemate,

lets say you dont take the pawn and let they promote:

Queen vs Queen will be a draw,

You let them promote but is targeting the c1/f1 square with your queen, you will trade right after and draw because no checkmate material,

Only way to win that position is if black move in front of their own pawn,

Because there is no promotion threat anymore on the next move

[wet hollow]

Nvm even thats overrated

[solar vale]

crazy how deflated indian ratings are lol

id get crushed by an indian 1200

[small jungle]

Nah

[wet hollow]

1401

[honest snow]

India ratings are really deflated 💀💀 but it gets back to normal to higher level u go

[small jungle]

@lone totem is 1600 fide and 2000 cc

[radiant swan]

1500 i believe

[wet hollow]

1650

3 jels

[lilac briar]

Anyone wanna have a friendly match with me :p

[autumn cloak]

@radiant swan ignored me 3x gng

[spring lion]

400 only?!!!! Wb now

[wet hollow]

Tripura aint allat with all due respect

[radiant swan]

I DIDNT SEE 😭😭😭

im blind im so sorry

but yes that should work

[stone trout]

The mate that stockfish said I missed 💀

[radiant swan]

don't be like me vro

[autumn cloak]

It's ok 🆗 🔥

[radiant swan]

play play play

[autumn cloak]

rlly??? Oh ok. thxx

[radiant swan]

literally all i do 😭

[autumn cloak]

wanted to ask some1 who was 2k+

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2155 (2171 peak)
Blitz: 2209 (peak)
Bullet: 2211 (2219 peak)

[radiant swan]

barely 2k

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Masood Ahmed (pixelatedxpert)

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Rapid: 597 (981 peak)
Blitz: 219 (702 peak)
Bullet: 318 (800 peak)

[autumn cloak]

loll

[polar kelp]

WHy did he resign what

[radiant swan]

lemme check i just recently started no lifing on all tc so i should double that

[torn sparrow]

Wait you are 2k???

[radiant swan]

2200 is barely 2000 bro

[autumn cloak]

so are you 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> londonphobia

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2264 (2280 peak)
Blitz: 2505 (peak)
Bullet: 2611 (2645 peak)

[orchid sedge]

how would middle and endgame drills look like

[autumn cloak]

on cc

[torn sparrow]

Help me get better bro

[orchid sedge]

there are middlegame drills there???

[autumn cloak]

yesss

[small jungle]

Yes

[autumn cloak]

you need premium tho

[torn sparrow]

Nope

[radiant swan]

shut up 2223 u better

[autumn cloak]

it says on your profile..?

[torn sparrow]

Overrated

[orchid sedge]

idk it feels like theres too few playing for a sub 1000

[radiant swan]

im 2155 and ur 2223

greenflower > CountingBrilliants

[torn sparrow]

I am overrated by 224 points

[autumn cloak]

I'm going for 1600 in 1 yr and then 2200 in 2 with like 1 hr daily.

[orchid sedge]

what's your elo rn

[regal moat]

is the Study Lounge for everyone? like can I just enter and watch?

[autumn cloak]

🍩

[orchid sedge]

yeah

[autumn cloak]

peak 1k and rn 600

i have not played in over 1 yr

[regal moat]

oh okay thanks

[astral bay]

Thank you for the proof!

[orchid sedge]

then I'd say that theres too much studying and too less playing tbh

but you can do what you want

[autumn cloak]

No , i have not played in 1 yr+

[orchid sedge]

that might work for you

[autumn cloak]

idk lets see

[small jungle]

Nah u gotta study najdorf at 600 vro

[autumn cloak]

i was 1400 on lc b4

in 2023

[mild rapids]

man i lost 250 elo in 1 motnh

[autumn cloak]

i js need to revise

[small jungle]

1400 on lc is like 800 cc

[autumn cloak]

i have not played in like a yr

[autumn cloak]

1000 on cc yh so your abt right

[astral bay]

But why is Queen vs Queen a draw?

[autumn cloak]

is point difference same?

0.0-0.0?

[small jungle]

How do u win queen vs queen

[orchid sedge]

exactly, that's even a better reason to play more

[autumn cloak]

yess, thats what I'm saying I'm getting backk

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Masood Ahmed (pixelatedxpert)

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Name: Masood Ahmed (pixelatedxpert)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 597 (981 peak)
Blitz: 219 (702 peak)
Bullet: 318 (800 peak)

[autumn cloak]

new acc

[solar vale]

most of being 2000 is literally just opening knowledge
you get to be titled by being smart

[torn sparrow]

This is true 100% bro knowing 0 openings helps 2000s so much

[solar vale]

what

[autumn cloak]

what else is there? 0-1000 learn not to blunder 1000-1700 advanced openings and middle game and 1700-2200 middle game advanced +opening 2200-2800 Advanced endgame and deep theory.

[true pivot]

are u agreeing or disagreeing w him

[torn sparrow]

Why are you talking like you know smth

[strange bobcat]

no

its more like dont throw your pieces around

[torn sparrow]

Agreeing obv

[autumn cloak]

pretty surefire i would say imo

[solar vale]

bc I play with an fm guy otb relatively frequently

[strange bobcat]

again not true