💬〡chess-talk

[pale pollen]

Bullet?

[mortal bronze]

yes

[tepid aspen]

1900 fide vs 2700 cheese.com blitz

[mortal bronze]

oh...

[tepid aspen]

obv im not winning

[twilit dew]

Yeah we played

[kindred crypt]

scotch gambit, exchange french, berlin ruy lopez are all very drawish

[mortal bronze]

i asked your cc blitz rating

[tepid aspen]

2100

[pale pollen]

Then you should be https://www.chess.com/member/tommerrall949

[mortal bronze]

yeah 2700 are too high...

[mortal bronze]

i didn't play on cc...

[pale pollen]

Damn

[twilit dew]

Thats not him

[pale pollen]

Damn so let me try to find you on lichess

[twilit dew]

I played tom at 8am in the morning with no sleep, and no food

[tepid aspen]

likely be forced to play them though

[pale pollen]

@mortal bronze https://lichess.org/@/Ayush2809

[tepid aspen]

tournament

[mortal bronze]

yes

[brisk panther]

Hi

[pale pollen]

😅

[pale pollen]

@mortal bronze so this should be you https://www.chess.com/member/ayush280904 damn how you are 500 on chess.com

It’s not me

[twilit dew]

500 🔥

[pale pollen]

I’m 2100 blitz lichess

[twilit dew]

500 is top 53% something is wrong

[kindred crypt]

yo lily, i know you're like 2600, i hit 1550 today, you think i can hit 1600 in the next month?

[twilit dew]

Yeah

[kindred crypt]

what about 1700 in 3 months?

[brisk panther]

Chess.com players is underrated

[pale pollen]

Tf she is not 2600

[mortal bronze]

😭

[kindred crypt]

she FM

[limpid viper]

bros aiming too low

[pale pollen]

She is WCM

[twilit dew]

[kindred crypt]

keep in mind i suck

[brisk panther]

Who is this girl?

[twilit dew]

Just know when you lose to me you lose to this:

[pale pollen]

Wild

[twilit dew]

Lilypichu

[brisk panther]

Good luck really 💀

[limpid viper]

now this is aiming too high 😭

[quartz goblet]

Ok so 3 minute or 5 minute blitz?

[brisk panther]

What's she doing?

[pale pollen]

Wild but you are in Canada like me

[twilit dew]

Streaming

[limpid viper]

actually wait you're 1501 bullet thats too low

[silk gorge]

@twilit dew hii

[kindred crypt]

we judge based on blitz or rapid, not bullet

[limpid viper]

for some reason i looked at your rating roles and it said you were below 500 so

[twilit dew]

Hi

[brisk panther]

Are egirl?

[limpid viper]

right click on someone click app then chess.com profile

[kindred crypt]

alright helo, i'll raise my goals, lets see uhh, 2000 by the end of the year

[twilit dew]

What that mean

[silk gorge]

What's your favorite food

[brisk panther]

Bullet is don't show your real level at chess

[limpid viper]

gl bro

[pale pollen]

@everyone who knows St-Hubert?

[silk gorge]

How can he ping everyone

[twilit dew]

Hotpot

[kindred crypt]

i already completed my main goal of getting a medal in a tournament

[pale pollen]

Magic

[twilit dew]

@fast kiln

[limpid viper]

@everyone you can't?

[kindred crypt]

@everyone can ping @everyone

[azure pivot]

oh wow

[limpid viper]

you tilted yet?

[silk gorge]

What inside

[mortal bronze]

strongest fm

[snow geode]

I'm actually cooked. I've been playing more puzzles. im at 3300 elo. I wanna be top 100 eventually.

[azure pivot]

ive played my daily games and got my +1

positive for the day = stop playing

[pale pollen]

Just check the screenshot and you will see that no

[limpid viper]

bad mentality

[twilit dew]

Lamb shrimp!

[simple axle]

hey what's up everyone!

[brisk panther]

E-girls are heavily involved in social media particularly TikTok and Instagram using these platforms to showcase their aesthetic and engage with a community
They are often interested in video games anime, and related online communities incorporating these interests into their online presence

[azure pivot]

winning mentality

[twilit dew]

I like food

[pale pollen]

Bear

[limpid viper]

keep playing when you're winning and keep playing when you're losing is what i like to do

[twilit dew]

[simple axle]

Would anyone be interested in helping me analyze my game?

[azure pivot]

well i was losing until he hung his queen so im taking the +1

[mortal bronze]

chatgpt

[brisk panther]

Anyone come 1v1

[limpid viper]

why is it only +1

also why is your bum ass always up on time

[pale pollen]

It can be Apple Intelligence tools

[azure pivot]

i lost a bunch of games then won a bunch

[mortal bronze]

you reached 2400 nice

[mortal bronze]

i guess, lol

[azure pivot]

😭

how do you think i win bro

[silk gorge]

Big shrimps?

[azure pivot]

yessir

[twilit dew]

Yah!

[pale pollen]

Haha

[limpid viper]

outplaying your opponent with tactical brilliance

[twilit dew]

i like shrimp food

[mortal bronze]

i reached 2150 but then went down again 😭

[radiant swan]

ki got that good gaming chair

[pale pollen]

500 is wild

[azure pivot]

im not countingbrillaints

[kindred crypt]

chat, i think someone is doing something with my stream

[brisk panther]

What's your elo?

[mortal bronze]

not me 😭

[pale pollen]

To 500?

[azure pivot]

how bro😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamenthusiastic

This is the Chess.com profile of iamenthusiastic. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1903 (1911 peak)
Blitz: 1801 (1805 peak)
Bullet: 1834 (peak)

[limpid viper]

there's my elo

[mortal bronze]

idk i suckkk

[silk gorge]

You use the hotpot yourself right?

[azure pivot]

no you dont your better then my pool

[brisk panther]

Good

[pale pollen]

Ik but your chess.com is 500, maybe you should make a new account?

[twilit dew]

Yah!!

[scarlet arrow]

I can't sleep

Help

[limpid viper]

lets play rated blitz

[twilit dew]

What time it is?

[mortal bronze]

it's ok i just blame my internet

[kindred crypt]

Chapter two: the positional winawer

[scarlet arrow]

Almost 3

[silk gorge]

Are the shrimp cleaned (like do restaurants remove the black thing for you)

[brisk panther]

Listen to music

[pale pollen]

I wonder if I already played a tournament where you were

[mortal bronze]

that isn't me

[limpid viper]

i need someone higher rated than me so even if i play poorly i can still gain elo

[boreal mesa]

Is it getting warm for u guys too

[azure pivot]

hello there

[pale pollen]

Not connected is sus

[scarlet arrow]

Get out I'd smock you anyway

[mortal bronze]

true

[pale pollen]

RIP usa, go Canada

[limpid viper]

lets play then 😃

[silk gorge]

Bast is not playing today 💀

[echo coral]

guys i did it!

[twilit dew]

😭 😭 😭 take melatonin

[mortal bronze]

you are so good! i should have never doubted you

[limpid viper]

not you bro you have some passive ability against me

[twilit dew]

Which one? Prob not

[silk gorge]

Heure d'été encore ?

[echo coral]

thank you!

[scarlet arrow]

Nuh uh

[azure pivot]

you cant run forever you must face your fears

[brisk panther]

Il vont te dire ça

[kindred crypt]

i imagine canada as an all year round winter frozenland

[scarlet arrow]

Ofc

[brisk panther]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[limpid viper]

ur blitz is too low now for me to not get farmed bro

[silk gorge]

That shit annoying

[azure pivot]

lets play just 1 game

[limber jacinth]

hi chat

[pale pollen]

So to sleep just play yourself chess in your head and you will sleep but with a screen you won’t sleep since the blue light prevents you from sleeping so you should stop using your phone now if you wanna sleep… Gn

[brisk panther]

Hi

[pale pollen]

No

[limpid viper]

don't make me put something in my mouth to get away from you cause i will do it

[scarlet arrow]

I can't see a chessboard when I close my eyes

[silk gorge]

Limb is delicious tbh

[pale pollen]

Canada too?

[distant pelican]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

[pale pollen]

Damn

[silk gorge]

Nah Algeria

[azure pivot]

[pale pollen]

Ok

[limber jacinth]

can anyone in dms tell me if I'm chopped rn

[scarlet arrow]

It's all black like most people

[azure pivot]

im gonna tilt to 1800 blitz just to snipe you in pool helo

[limpid viper]

vro didn't i already answer this

[pale pollen]

I can see the board

[limber jacinth]

mb gng but like I can't decide w one opinion

[silk gorge]

I'm gonna sleep

[scarlet arrow]

Well lucky you

[azure pivot]

asking the chess.com discord if your chopped might be the dumbest thing ive ever heard

[silk gorge]

It's 2 am here thankfully

[limber jacinth]

wdym, I'm bored

[limpid viper]

im taking a prolonged break from blitz now

[pale pollen]

Yeah anyways it’s rare that I cannot sleep

[scarlet arrow]

And sad that you're not higher rated despite that

[kindred crypt]

who doesnt like money anyway?

[brisk panther]

You want ?

[limber jacinth]

How is asking a chess.com discord if I'm chopped stupid

[mortal bronze]

same... i am just not born for this

[silk gorge]

@scarlet arrow@pale pollen @twilit dew @glass robin gn

[limber jacinth]

? If you mean rate me then yeah

[silk gorge]

I won't sleep now because you're here

[mortal bronze]

i don't think it affects rating much

[brisk panther]

Games?

[pale pollen]

People who don’t need

[silk gorge]

[limber jacinth]

wym

[limpid viper]

bro i read this message and had to double take it cause i didn't see what they were talking about before

[viral egret]

This is a robbery

Give me all your rapid rating

[pale pollen]

Some

[brisk panther]

I need your game to do a guess the elo

[kindred crypt]

omg the guys followed me in 2proom

[scarlet arrow]

As long as context exists idc

[pale pollen]

Anyways @everyone I need to go now (not to sleep but other things to do)

[limber jacinth]

I don't have any of my chess games out there tho

[scarlet arrow]

It's my room now

[brisk panther]

[brisk panther]

So what you want me to do now

[limber jacinth]

can you rate my looks instead

[kindred crypt]

im only 1200 please spare me

[silk gorge]

Gn too dahlia

[limber jacinth]

I need to know if I'm sub 5

[brisk panther]

Nah ask a girl

[kindred crypt]

gn anis, sorry was busy the whole morning. i just came here to do chess with max

[viral egret]

After drinking your blood, I will be 3000 rapid! Muahahahaha

[viral egret]

Ew, incel detected

[limber jacinth]

no one wants to rate me tho

[limber jacinth]

??

[silk gorge]

There's a max here?

[kindred crypt]

you should sleep. i will sleep later

[brisk panther]

If I rate you I will be harsh girls is more "gently "

[viral egret]

“Looksmaxxing” weirdos are automatic 0/10

[limber jacinth]

I'm not even a looksmaxxer

[mortal bronze]

why is chat so funny today

[azure pivot]

@limpid viper

[silk gorge]

This guy!?@sudden hare

[viral egret]

-5 out of 10 if you talk about canthal tilt

[limber jacinth]

nice assumption tho

[limber jacinth]

I prefer harsh tho

[silk gorge]

Why he never talks here

[limpid viper]

hello

[azure pivot]

i can run the lichess puzzle racer now

[kindred crypt]

oh no! you found out about my secret! is there a GM here? i need help

[silk gorge]

@viral egret gn too

[limpid viper]

aight lets run some lil bro

[mortal bronze]

invite me too

[silk gorge]

Gn kel

[kindred crypt]

yeah but bro why ping them?

[brisk panther]

Are you ok man?

[azure pivot]

organise it and add kel

[limpid viper]

make it and send us the link

[mint adder]

I’m done, I give up

[azure pivot]

or that that works too

[limpid viper]

nah bro kel can do it he did it last time

[mortal bronze]

goodnight anis. sleep well

[junior anchor]

I JUST DISCOVERED THIS LINE WHICH INSTANTLY WINS FOR WHITE

[azure pivot]

is it just like a normal puzzle rush

[plain bear]

aura farmer

[limber jacinth]

lowk need a honest opinion, I don't want sympathy so

[mortal bronze]

ffs!

[limpid viper]

kind of but higher streak = more points per completing a puzzle and there's multiple people

[mortal bronze]

okay wait

[limber jacinth]

how

[limpid viper]

plus you can skip 1 move

[brisk panther]

I don't even know I exist when I have this age

[azure pivot]

most lichess thing ive read

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/nugget-nugger-brainrot-cringe-cringe-meme-gif-1328964254643364546

[azure pivot]

so we get 1 puzzle skip per game

[limpid viper]

no just 1 move in the puzzle 💀

[junior anchor]

Easy

[azure pivot]

for each puzzle?

[mortal bronze]

https://lichess.org/racer/gIyKP

[brisk panther]

You ugly then

[mortal bronze]

@azure pivot

[limpid viper]

no for the whole race

[limber jacinth]

you can't see my face tho, I'll send in dms

[brisk panther]

Real

[brisk panther]

Nah

[mortal bronze]

is it just us 3?

[limpid viper]

wrong word

[limber jacinth]

ok buddy

[azure pivot]

im in

[limpid viper]

ig unless anyone else wants to join

[idle oracle]

+1

[brisk panther]

Send it to dahlia instead

[mortal bronze]

okay i will start then

[kindred crypt]

send what?

[limpid viper]

oh someone else joined

[limber jacinth]

elo attracts women more so atleast I am close to 2000

[junior anchor]

If Nc3

[brisk panther]

What's your elo

[brisk panther]

Ask him

[limber jacinth]

Literally extremely close to 1700

Only 300 elo away

[brisk panther]

Connect your account

[junior anchor]

Nuh uh

[junior anchor]

5 million power in rise of kingdom attracts more

[limber jacinth]

It doesn't let me if I already connected, whenever I try to disconnect it don't work

[mortal bronze]

wtf i accidentally exited mid race

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[mortal bronze]

i hate this

[brisk panther]

You are in chess.com?

[limber jacinth]

yeah, almost 1700 in chess.com

[limpid viper]

ok i did shit

[mortal bronze]

@azure pivot @limpid viper let me make another one

[limber jacinth]

Lichess elo is inflated so of course not

[limpid viper]

okay

[limber jacinth]

In lichess I'm 1980

[mortal bronze]

how much did i get? i left mid way

[azure pivot]

u got second did you not

[brisk panther]

[limpid viper]

didn't check

[limpid viper]

i got 49 unfortunately choked and lost my streak

[limber jacinth]

I offer lessons yk

[limpid viper]

so i got kinda low

[brisk panther]

Yes so?

[azure pivot]

so cheeks

[mortal bronze]

who? i accidentally left midway i so didn't get to see the scode

[limber jacinth]

was a joke 💔

[limpid viper]

im gonna beat you soon lil bro

[mortal bronze]

https://lichess.org/racer/YRcvF

@limpid viper @azure pivot

[mortal bronze]

my god i suck

[azure pivot]

bro is fantasising

[limber jacinth]

maybe u had the harder puzzles

[limber jacinth]

the confidence makes me think 2000 elo, but could be just trash talk so

Either bros the highest elo ever or the lowest no in between

[brisk panther]

Anyone 1v1 rapid chess.com?

[limber jacinth]

bullet elo?

[fluid ridge]

💀

[mortal bronze]

ok better

[limpid viper]

what happened 💀

[brisk panther]

Nah I'm a slow thinker

[azure pivot]

this one fking puzzle

😭

[limpid viper]

honestly just fail it if you can't get it fast

[azure pivot]

i couldnt figure it out

[mortal bronze]

i think everyone gets same puzzles? i just left half way through

[azure pivot]

why cant i flag these puzzles

[mortal bronze]

these puzzles are so weirdd

[mortal bronze]

😭

[limpid viper]

i am in the inbetween

[idle oracle]

😭 😭 😭

[mortal bronze]

i think i got my personal best though

[limpid viper]

join the rematch

[mortal bronze]

that's their daily rating probably

[mortal bronze]

okay

[limber jacinth]

he's just salty he lost

[fluid ridge]

yeah

[limber jacinth]

same with me tho I'm basically kramnik 2.0

everyone who beats me is an engine user 💔🥀

[idle oracle]

im only sus of people who beat me when they’re 900 points lower rated

[brisk panther]

They are prodigy

Report them

[idle oracle]

nah it’s unrated randoms challenging me from chess servers

[mortal bronze]

i suck

[limpid viper]

ok i did shit

[mortal bronze]

who is sapient llama?

[limpid viper]

idk

[idle oracle]

I tell them that they made a strong move and then they’re like I don’t remember that move

[brisk panther]

I lost to 300 elo too💀

[azure pivot]

🫵 🍑

[limpid viper]

bro you did shit last one too

[mortal bronze]

own up!!

oh they didn't even play

[azure pivot]

that doesnt count

[brisk panther]

Maybe they underrated?

[limpid viper]

they were playing before tho idk

[azure pivot]

i lagged out fr

[mortal bronze]

this is fun

[limpid viper]

me too

[mortal bronze]

want to play again?

[limpid viper]

aight hop on the rematch

[nimble arch]

Oh thats just what @bright plover does

[idle oracle]

highly suspicious https://www.chess.com/game/live/141544960578

[nimble arch]

Oh hes locked out

[frosty peak]

Symphii (2100) vs. Meowokii (1239)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. [Bf4] e6 3. Nc3 d5 4. Nf3 c5 5. e3 a6 6. Be2 cxd4 7. exd4 Bd6 8. Ne5 O-O 9. g4 Bxe5 10. Bxe5 Nc6 11. h4 Nd7 12. Bg3 Qf6 13. g5 Qxd4 14. Bd3 e5 15. Qh5 e4 16. Be2 Nde5 17. Rd1 Qb4 18. Bxe5 Nxe5 19. O-O Qxb2 20. Nxd5 Be6 21. Ne7+ Kh8 22. g6 fxg6 23. Qg5 Rf3 24. Rb1 Qc3 25. Rb3 Bxb3 26. axb3 Qxc2 27. Qxe5 Qxe2 28. Nd5 Raf8 29. Qd4 Rg3+ 30. fxg3 Rxf1# 

[radiant swan]

yea bro similar skill makes perfect sense

[idle oracle]

I liked the eevee more

[brisk panther]

I check it

[azure pivot]

what is ur name bro you would adopt helo

[limpid viper]

he wouldn't

[azure pivot]

hes 2200🥶

[limpid viper]

i have remained unadopted for like a few weeks now

[nimble arch]

Exactly, so he cant

[radiant swan]

o damn u recognize me

[limpid viper]

my confidence has remained

[radiant swan]

ok inma revert ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[limpid viper]

sure i got adopted a few times but i still think i can't be adopted anymore

[idle oracle]

I go 2100 lichess then 2100 cc

[radiant swan]

maybe

[idle oracle]

surely doable

[torn sparrow]

@fleet dove ggs

[radiant swan]

u already got 2100 cc lmao

[fleet dove]

ggs

[idle oracle]

bliz

[brisk panther]

I check it and the way is always attack you he strange Normally he exchanges all the pieces to make draw

[radiant swan]

2k blitz first vro

[idle oracle]

highly suspect

[idle oracle]

don’t they say you should aim high

[limpid viper]

ts didn't count i didn't even realize it started

[azure pivot]

ffs i lost focus

[mortal bronze]

these puzzles suckkkk

[idle oracle]

if it doesn’t pan out I’ll just go back to card games

[brisk panther]

And he move fast

[limpid viper]

bro i was yappin away in chess-talk while you guys started

[radiant swan]

start with smaller ones to achieve that goal fr

[azure pivot]

you could have a headstart and you would still lose bro

[mortal bronze]

@radiant swan join our puzzle racer

[limpid viper]

vro you had a 16 headstart

[radiant swan]

huh what

[azure pivot]

actually

[torn sparrow]

When prep against double scandi 🥶

[azure pivot]

im washed then

[radiant swan]

sejd link

[mortal bronze]

puzzle racer

i will make new one

[fleet dove]

what is double scandi

[brisk panther]

I don't know if chess.com ban for underrated games

[radiant swan]

dont know what this is but sure

[azure pivot]

lichess puzzle battle

[limpid viper]

you are

[limpid viper]

its puzzle battle but better bro

[mortal bronze]

https://lichess.org/racer/lORh6

@azure pivot @radiant swan @limpid viper

[torn sparrow]

d5 c6🥶

[fleet dove]

oh isn't that the icelandic gambit

[azure pivot]

im rooting for sapientllama

[limpid viper]

bro called it puzzle battle for the unemployed

[mortal bronze]

who's missing?

[fleet dove]

it's trash!

[azure pivot]

is that not facts

[fleet dove]

but I don't play e4 so no need to prep for it

[limpid viper]

who is iamjusthikarusub

[torn sparrow]

Idk the name but it's basically free good position for black

[torn sparrow]

Bro if one scandi is bad two scandis is good

[fleet dove]

I don't think two wrongs make a right

[fluid hatch]

They can’t all be as good as the Saint George’s Defence

[brisk panther]

Who plays scandinave in rapid ?💀

[kindred crypt]

honestly, stop it. youre being annoying. dont end my stream

[radiant swan]

what puzzle is this 😭😭😭

i aint solving chess vro

[fluid hatch]

who won the race

[nimble arch]

The expected win percentage (which also counts draws as half points) is 1 / (1 + 10^((B - A) / 400))
where B - A is the rating difference between the players.

In this case, 1 - (1 / (1 + 10^((2209 - 1801) / 400))) ≈ 91.2% (chance for @radiant swan to beat @limpid viper )

An adoption is 10 games in a row won, 0.912^10 ≈ 39.8% chance of an adoption. So possible but unlikley. (Even less because the formula counts draws as half point)

[torn sparrow]

It wasn't even brilliant 💀

[lilac briar]

hi guys

[mortal bronze]

aaaaa lost by 1 point

[lilac briar]

i'm new :p

[mortal bronze]

why did cb not play???

[brisk panther]

Hi

[azure pivot]

damn thats actually cool asf

[lilac briar]

anyone wanna play with me

[limpid viper]

who is the hikaru sub guy

[brisk panther]

Connect your account if you want

[radiant swan]

u cant tell me to solve chess bro

[brisk panther]

Elo?

[azure pivot]

helo but worse

[torn sparrow]

How are you all so bad 💀

[mortal bronze]

wtf

[torn sparrow]

My record is 70

[radiant swan]

i cant solve chess smh

[mortal bronze]

this is mid race

[limpid viper]

LOL

[lilac briar]

850, i'm noob

[mortal bronze]

cb

[brisk panther]

Yeah

[limpid viper]

bro was told to solve chess

[lilac briar]

just friendly match no elo count?

[brisk panther]

Ok

[limpid viper]

should've just played e4 bro

[lilac briar]

user?

[limpid viper]

oh wait you're black

[mortal bronze]

why are you spectating??

[torn sparrow]

Its a bug when they disconnect

[limpid viper]

ohh

[fluid hatch]

not sure why that’s relevant

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1464 (1531 peak)
Blitz: 1492 (peak)

[radiant swan]

i was not 💀

[mortal bronze]

can you join rematch? @radiant swan

[limpid viper]

greenflower hop on the puzzle racer

[brisk panther]

@lilac briar

[azure pivot]

helo your car needs a new engine

[radiant swan]

i joinrd then got dc'd

[limpid viper]

sybau bro

[torn sparrow]

Send vro

[limpid viper]

ts was a fluke

[junior anchor]

What's Black's cooking

[mortal bronze]

aaa i am still mad about losing by one point

[lilac briar]

done

[limpid viper]

@mortal bronze send it to him

[azure pivot]

your good bro

[lilac briar]

i send it

[shy dust]

Absolutely nothing

[mortal bronze]

https://lichess.org/racer/HqrTA @torn sparrow

[torn sparrow]

Imma use my aura account 🥶

[limpid viper]

what aura account

[junior anchor]

Still -10 for him

[limpid viper]

e4w 💀

[mortal bronze]

@radiant swan join quick

[limpid viper]

ngl my only goal is not last

[kindred crypt]

omg like for real, dude, youre so annoying.

[limpid viper]

atleast everyone did ass bro

[mortal bronze]

what are these puzlesssss

[torn sparrow]

Ahh I got 43

[azure pivot]

your car is missing a wheel bro

[torn sparrow]

Terrible but puzzles were all short

[limpid viper]

nah bro everyone did ass

it wasn't only my car missing a wheel

[radiant swan]

i got 5 move ahh puzzles

[mortal bronze]

rematch

[radiant swan]

wtf is this bias

[limpid viper]

join the rematch

[torn sparrow]

Bro that's better

[limpid viper]

okay bro everyone in this race has like 400 elo on me bro

[mortal bronze]

join

[radiant swan]

bet

imma lock in

[azure pivot]

yeah your doing well actually im just hating

[charred yoke]

What are the best chess opening/repertoire trainers?

[mortal bronze]

join quickkk

[radiant swan]

lc be giving me long puzzles

[torn sparrow]

Puzzle racer

[nimble arch]

I dont think ive gotten more than 8

[mortal bronze]

bro where are you

[azure pivot]

do we not all get the same puzzles

[torn sparrow]

Bro is cooked

[mortal bronze]

i think we do?

[limpid viper]

we do i think

[torn sparrow]

Shush 🤫

I disconnected vro

[raven sinew]

@torn sparrow let's play

[limpid viper]

excuses bro

[mortal bronze]

i am so trash

[torn sparrow]

Come puzzle racer bro

[raven sinew]

Anyone wanna play a washed 2600

[radiant swan]

im actually 🐌

[azure pivot]

what happened to bro😭

[torn sparrow]

My car has no gas bro

[radiant swan]

omg im so bad 😭

[limpid viper]

yea you are

[torn sparrow]

Gas costs too much these days

[radiant swan]

stfu

[limpid viper]

ur username is the truth bro

[raven sinew]

Where's the link

[radiant swan]

i didnt ask for ur low elo ahh to say anything

[mortal bronze]

https://lichess.org/racer/NE72M

[raven sinew]

Do contacts count

[twilit dew]

Yes as glasses

[dry grotto]

I have been summoned

[mortal bronze]

everyone join

[limpid viper]

aight talk when you get higher than me

[kindred crypt]

I remember donating 11.35$ from someone in this server, he was trying to help the poor which I understand

But he comes every now and then telling me to help

I am starting to wish that I never donated😭

[mortal bronze]

@radiant swan @azure pivot

kiii joinnn

[dry grotto]

Who wanna 1v1 me I’m 270 elo

[mortal bronze]

where is ki

[raven sinew]

If I dont win puzzle racer Im gonna hit a blinker

[mortal bronze]

we all suck so you will

[limpid viper]

idk

[twilit dew]

Please answer poll

[mortal bronze]

@azure pivot

[dry grotto]

Who wanna 1v1 unrated 10 minutes?

[raven sinew]

I've basically never done it before

[limpid viper]

just start it kel he'll join the next one vro

[mortal bronze]

i am starting

[raven sinew]

Start the puzzle racer

[mortal bronze]

it's just puzzles

[twilit dew]

Yar

[limpid viper]

startr it

[lilac briar]

i do puzzles everyday

[radiant swan]

bro u cant expect me to solve chess again

and i don't do puzzles anyways i aint some no life puzzle spammer like u

[dry grotto]

Do u wanna 1v1 unrated 10 min?

[limpid viper]

bro what are these puzzles

[raven sinew]

Ok guess I gotta hit this weed

[limpid viper]

i am not a no life puzzle spammer

[mortal bronze]

these puzzles are trash

[torn sparrow]

We are all getting cooked 🥶

[mortal bronze]

puzzle racer puzzles aren't supposed to be like this

[dry grotto]

Scared

[limpid viper]

ye i am

[raven sinew]

They were gay

[torn sparrow]

In my days I used to get 70

[mortal bronze]

it's usually not that bad

[torn sparrow]

Now these puzzles harder than GM calculation

[limpid viper]

greenflower you barely passing me now 😭

[raven sinew]

Can you onky get 3 wrong

[mortal bronze]

my peak is in like 60s i think

[limpid viper]

no

[torn sparrow]

No infinite

[raven sinew]

How many

[limpid viper]

you can't fail

[mortal bronze]

you can get as many wrong as possible but it affects the score i think

[raven sinew]

Oh that totally would've changed how i did

[torn sparrow]

But it wastes your time ig

[torn sparrow]

The puzzles always become harder

[mortal bronze]

like if you get a lot right in a row i think it gives you more points?

[limpid viper]

yea i think so

the combo shit

[mortal bronze]

someone confirm pls

[lilac briar]

yipe

[brisk panther]

GG @lilac briar

[mortal bronze]

rematch?

[torn sparrow]

There is a reason there is a +1 on the combo

[lilac briar]

thx:p

[limpid viper]

where greenflower at

[mortal bronze]

everyone join. i am about to start rematch

[brisk panther]

After I read 173 pages of a book I don't think my focus is great but anyway GG

[kindred crypt]

guys, should i go on a 10|0 streak and either win or lose like 20 elo

[radiant swan]

naw website laggy af

[raven sinew]

Bro my puzzles arent loading

[radiant swan]

link doesnt direct me to app for some reason

[raven sinew]

I wanna spectate

[kindred crypt]

wait fr?

[raven sinew]

Yeah play rapid

[kindred crypt]

oh zoinks, alright let me get water

[raven sinew]

Entertain me

[kindred crypt]

i'll start in 5

[raven sinew]

Bro has to prepare

[limpid viper]

a

[mortal bronze]

yeah ok i got bored too

[torn sparrow]

47 vs 51 vro

[mortal bronze]

puzzle racer isn't available on the app. you have to use the website

[rich sapphire]

Zoinks Scoob!

[limpid viper]

oh damn

they gotta update theira pp

[mortal bronze]

i was doing so well for the first half this round. and then crumbled

[torn sparrow]

The app is worse anyway

[raven sinew]

@patent patrol I like the way the little bubbles form inside the pen

[limpid viper]

mfs were lucky i was playing flipped on accident at the start

i sat there for a lil while wondering why i couldn't move the pieces

[dry grotto]

1v1?

[torn sparrow]

Ahh sign of low iq

[brisk panther]

Nah you will destroy me

[torn sparrow]

I would have realize it in 0.1 seconds and acted immediately

[limpid viper]

peak iamenthusiastic gaps you in puzzle racer bro

[dry grotto]

Gng I’m 270 elo im prob the worst player here 💔

[lilac briar]

me?

[torn sparrow]

e4wins bro

[dry grotto]

Sure

[brisk panther]

My head hurts right now I can't focus I give a piece against a 800 and lost

Maybe next time

[lilac briar]

ima need to go soon

[kindred crypt]

alright im starting

[limpid viper]

run 1 more lil bro

[raven sinew]

K

[torn sparrow]

Nah

[limpid viper]

ok!

smart decision

[obtuse osprey]

Hallo

[dry grotto]

Anyone above 500 elo wanna 1v1 me?

[limpid viper]

im 300

[torn sparrow]

@limpid viper is slightly over that

[viral egret]

I’m 499.9, sorry

[torn sparrow]

That's your bullet rapid is 502

[limpid viper]

nah i tilted

[dry grotto]

I don’t play bullet I like to think

[limpid viper]

those darn scholars mate players kept getting me

[torn sparrow]

Ahh do you need coaching

[brisk panther]

Bullet is only good for managing stress

[limpid viper]

yes

[dry grotto]

Wanna 1v1 rapid?

[limpid viper]

whats your account

[torn sparrow]

I can show a simple method not to lose against the scholars mate forever

[obtuse osprey]

My elo is 9 and my highest 11😎 ( for legal reason this is a joke)

[limpid viper]

how

[dry grotto]

mo89885

[brisk panther]

Bro generating a username

[dry grotto]

Bro what

[torn sparrow]

Resign before they can play Qh4 so it's not scholar mate

[dry grotto]

That’s my real user

[limpid viper]

lets play

[brisk panther]

Anyway

[limpid viper]

im gonna get cooked his account is 2 days old 😭

[raven sinew]

@kindred crypt whyd that take you so long

[torn sparrow]

Does he have very good winrate

[azure pivot]

Missed it

[mortal bronze]

it's ok. it sucked anyway

[obtuse osprey]

~~Just send him to drake ~~

[radiant swan]

https://chess.com/member/mo89885

[azure pivot]

did you win

[mortal bronze]

he's living up to his name (playing like chatgpt)

[mortal bronze]

yeah lmao (cuz you left)

[azure pivot]

Was it just you and helo😭

[limpid viper]

nvm im already winning

[mortal bronze]

nah greenflower and bong were there too

cb too i think idr

[azure pivot]

very impressive

[brisk panther]

Chatgpt irl

[mortal bronze]

not really

[torn sparrow]

2600 blitzes were not invited bro

[raven sinew]

Where

[mortal bronze]

puzzle racer

[torn sparrow]

They thought they could beat us smht

[raven sinew]

My eyes are red

[mortal bronze]

bong was playing for the first time tbf. he didn't know how fast he should play

[mortal bronze]

sleep

[torn sparrow]

What did cb get

[raven sinew]

Thats not the cause

[mortal bronze]

aaaa i haven't slept all night

[brisk panther]

Nah is Conjunctivitis

[mortal bronze]

idk

[azure pivot]

Helo why are you playing a 200

[mortal bronze]

you are just high

[raven sinew]

No it isnt

[raven sinew]

Yeah

[torn sparrow]

Oh i thought you meant countingblunders lmao

[brisk panther]

Then take care of yourself

[limpid viper]

why not

im picking on someone my own size now

[mighty gorge]

rip

[dry oracle]

respectable

[calm girder]

Hello

[mighty gorge]

hi yall

[severe dock]

Guilty snacking

[calm girder]

im new here and to chess as a whole

[mighty gorge]

cool

play the damiano

[viral egret]

Welcome

[uncut thicket]

is the variant placement more complex than 960? how many starting positions on placement?

[calm girder]

The dia what now

[brisk panther]

Elo?

[calm girder]

0

[mortal bronze]

what's placement?

never heard of it

[raven sinew]

@kindred crypt ???

[mighty gorge]

damianos defense

[uncut thicket]

both can make own starting position

[brisk panther]

New chess.com record?

[vocal iron]

helo chatttt

[mighty gorge]

hi

[calm girder]

Just checked ig you start off with 400 elo

[calm girder]

Hi

[mighty gorge]

say youre advanced when you join

[vocal iron]

are you guys feeling ontologically ontological tocay

[elfin leaf]

Hi

[uncut thicket]

but i dont know how i can add this on chess com variants

[brisk panther]

Who plays G4 here?

[mortal bronze]

your pfp is scaring me

[calm girder]

Big words that i dont know the meaning of

[uncut thicket]

you know the face? its M0M0

[mortal bronze]

got scolded by my mom 😵‍💫

[vocal iron]

so is that a yes or no

[brisk panther]

Yes

[uncut thicket]

from 2016 big hype this face

[mortal bronze]

momo doesn't look like that

[elfin leaf]

Wanna play chess?

[spiral cave]

Knock knock

[mighty gorge]

this is a chess server

whos there

[spiral cave]

Tish

[severe dock]

send challenge

[elfin leaf]

Sure

[mighty gorge]

hmm

[calm girder]

No comment

[spiral cave]

Say the next line

[mighty gorge]

tish who

[limpid viper]

good game chat gpt

[spiral cave]

That’s good for blowing your nose

[kindred crypt]

dirst win of the session

[mighty gorge]

thought thats where you were gonna go w that hahaha

[kindred crypt]

what?

[dry grotto]

U tricked me ur damn near a GM 😭

[limpid viper]

bro im 1900 rapid i am no where near a gm

[kindred crypt]

what did you think of the game? ignore when i hung my bishop

[spiral cave]

bro automoved my joke 😅😂

[calm girder]

Bout to watch queens gambet the tutorial guy mentioned it

[mighty gorge]

it was funny fr

[spiral cave]

😂

[dry grotto]

How y get that good

[mighty gorge]

what bro said 1900 is near gm...?

[spiral cave]

he plays chess

[mortal bronze]

1900 is basically gm

[kindred crypt]

@raven sinew what happened?

[vocal iron]

what sis you take

[limpid viper]

@torn sparrow coached me he'll be sure to give you tips if you want some

[kindred crypt]

sis?

[vocal iron]

did

[raven sinew]

Nvm I was looking at opponents view

[obtuse hill]

5 game loss streak 💔

[kindred crypt]

14 games till 10k 👴

[dry grotto]

2k is not GM level?

[kindred crypt]

oh no prromotion is unstoppable

[limpid viper]

no where near bro 😭

[kindred crypt]

lmao, should i go for another?

[mighty gorge]

not even cclose lol im 2200 and not titled

[mortal bronze]

let's play bullet

[raven sinew]

Yeah

[kindred crypt]

2k what? fide?

[vocal iron]

so you moved your bishop to the promotion square for no reaspm?

[obtuse hill]

Cant u be a CM with 2.2?

[limpid viper]

cc rapid 💀

[calm girder]

Whats that?

[kindred crypt]

oh wait no, i captured a rook

[severe dock]

2k is advanced patzer level

[mighty gorge]

thats not gm tho 💀

[kindred crypt]

it was a rook trade

[obtuse hill]

Still titled

[kindred crypt]

im so tired rn i played like 30 games

[vocal iron]

holy sell by your opponent

[dry grotto]

Idek what patzer is

[mighty gorge]

yeah but wasnt the question

[vocal iron]

ohh nvm

[kindred crypt]

bruh 🤣

[mortal bronze]

aah okay. later then

[kindred crypt]

u heard about inigo?

[mortal bronze]

what are you 2200 at?

[mortal bronze]

yeah... he was so good last season

[vocal iron]

i am a patzer

[kindred crypt]

my tag is Karmdal if you wanna spectate

[dry grotto]

Ye I searched it up by ty

[azure pivot]

What is going on in the uk😭

[kindred crypt]

its so sad he left

[elfin leaf]

https://link.chess.com/play/NlIGyt

[kindred crypt]

@raven sinew starting another

[mortal bronze]

😭

[mighty gorge]

rapid

[mortal bronze]

why did he leave again?

[calm girder]

your a filthy patzer (I love new words)

[limpid viper]

ts cannot be real

[mortal bronze]

cc?

[kindred crypt]

@dry grotto summarize this in 2 lines

[azure pivot]

it is💀

[elfin leaf]

Lets play chess

https://link.chess.com/play/NlIGyt

[kindred crypt]

gotta love these

[calm girder]

bet

[kindred crypt]

oh you scobberlotcher

[mighty gorge]

ya my fides 1750 but im underrated 😭

[mortal bronze]

1750 fide is good

[limpid viper]

bro i can't even call hans bald anymore no way

[kindred crypt]

prob cz we cant register the new signings so he went to saudi for free

[severe dock]

Maybe he meant this instead?

[raven sinew]

@kindred crypt 😭

[mighty gorge]

eh yeah but i can be higher i just gotta play more

[mortal bronze]

that could be it... we are a joke

[kindred crypt]

ter stegen messed it up

[vocal iron]

i think only combined with the other word is this applied (although the other word is used less sparingly in britain)

[calm girder]

your too good

[mortal bronze]

i blame our management. and our president

[kindred crypt]

we need a new cb now i dont trust araujo

[mortal bronze]

he's fine

[calm girder]

No you are a scobberlotcher

[kindred crypt]

yeah hes the first transfert to saudi for free 😭

[kindred crypt]

hell nah

[vocal iron]

your president literally carried you out of death and pulled through on dani olmo

[mortal bronze]

he just has that bozo gene. last season he made just as many mistakes as cubarsi and inigo did

[kindred crypt]

deco is the problem

[vocal iron]

la liga wage limits is the problem barca isnt actually "poor"

[dry grotto]

UK High Court ruled calling a man “bald” is sexual harassment since it’s more common in men.
The Tony Finn case highlights the need for respectful workplace language.

[mortal bronze]

dani olmo was a bad signing

[kindred crypt]

ty gpt

[mortal bronze]

true

[dry grotto]

Is this fr???

[vocal iron]

i like olmo but maybe not worth the price tag (for a la liga team)

[calm girder]

Intressting

[vocal iron]

premier league prices are insane

[kindred crypt]

we had 900m after the last szn

[calm girder]

Why are you so bald sir

[kindred crypt]

olmo is injured rn

muscle fatigue iirc

[mortal bronze]

i like him too. and he did score some important goals for us last season. but we had a similar player profile in fermin. we needed a lw and a backup fullback a lot more than dani olmo

[kindred crypt]

from friendlies lmao

[mortal bronze]

maybe cause i am 30

[vocal iron]

i think ferran torres is an absolute disasterclass

not even chelsea want him

[mortal bronze]

when is he not injured??

[kindred crypt]

ferran the shark

[mortal bronze]

he was great last season. he's a very moody player

[kindred crypt]

hes a perfect sub

nah ferran improved so much hes good

[limpid viper]

why is this so surprising

[vocal iron]

whos winning balon dor this season

[mortal bronze]

sometimes he plays like prime messi. other times he's... idk think of some conically bad player

[mortal bronze]

because it's a lie

[mortal bronze]

dembele probably

[limpid viper]

had to be

[vocal iron]

i like raphina over lamine yamal tbh

[mortal bronze]

i would give it to raphina

[limpid viper]

you're like 20 probably

[mortal bronze]

true

[kindred crypt]

hes good just his first touch is so ass

[mortal bronze]

accurate

[kindred crypt]

heart wants rapha

[mortal bronze]

there are a lot of things he can improve on

[mortal bronze]

he deserves it

[vocal iron]

do you guys think that lamine yamal at the end of inter game costed them finals

[mortal bronze]

him and salah were the best players last season. then yamal maybe

[vocal iron]

or was it the defenders fault mostly i know he put up an absolute stinker

[kindred crypt]

i remember how almost all of us turned on him when he had a bad szn with xavi

last szn basically

[mortal bronze]

nah. can't blame the attack at all. it was all about defence

[jade phoenix]

hi

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/cheeseburger-roblox-evangelion-chezburger-gif-27480437

[kindred crypt]

that game was rigged

[vocal iron]

half of barca fanbase is cooked

[mortal bronze]

it was flicks fault for not resting out players properly. both our fullbacks were injured for both legs. that's why we lost.

[junior anchor]

Chess rigged❤️

[mortal bronze]

like 95%

[vocal iron]

hate everyone who isnt lamine yamal

[kindred crypt]

nah

[vocal iron]

or messi

[mortal bronze]

i always believed in him

[junior anchor]

Oh ok

[kindred crypt]

hell nah 😭 we aint like this

[mortal bronze]

they are just casuals tbh

[vocal iron]

i believed in raphinha all the way back at leeds united

[kindred crypt]

bro has vision

[mortal bronze]

he was good then

[kindred crypt]

i believed in fati 💔

[mortal bronze]

he had a relatively poor season at barca

[vocal iron]

im so fatty

[kindred crypt]

will he go back

[bitter niche]

fischer is wrong, creativity isnt dead 🗣️

[kindred crypt]

he went to monaco on loan iirc

[mortal bronze]

i believed in him too before the injury

[kindred crypt]

nah i mean after

[mortal bronze]

he was finished after sadly. you could see it

he was never the same

[kindred crypt]

i still had hope he will come back stronger

[mortal bronze]

not even for a game did i believe that he will be back after he came back from his big injury

[vocal iron]

_ _

oops

[balmy python]

Does anyone know if I can take the chessbase database and put it into a different program? Chessbase software is kind of annoying to use i just want to take the database and put it into en croissant

[kindred crypt]

its sad

[mortal bronze]

it still hurts

[kindred crypt]

there is fritz

[vocal iron]

deal with it and learn how to use it

[mortal bronze]

i will never forgive xavi or flick if the same thing happens to lamine

[balmy python]

nah I just want the database not this crappy software XD

[kindred crypt]

xavi is gone he did his job and flick will take care of him dw

[mortal bronze]

he hasn't been so far

[kindred crypt]

wdym

hes performing

[mortal bronze]

i am talking about rotation

[kindred crypt]

@raven sinew why did yo utell me to play another, that sucked

[vocal iron]

lamine yamal plays so often at this rate he wont have knees by 30

[mortal bronze]

that he is. but you are supposed to considering the squad we have

[mortal bronze]

i am thinking 20...

i have never seen a guy so young play this much and make it far into the career

their

[elfin leaf]

Send challenge

[obtuse hill]

How do you guys deal with tilt

[bitter niche]

just stop playing after 3 losses, take a break, study, come back and if that doesnt help then just stop playing for a good while

[obtuse hill]

I lost 5 in a row and am now on a break

[severe dock]

take a break for a few days. Have other hobbies to replace chess for a while

[bitter niche]

ill "tilt" but only lose like 60 elo in a day max this way

[obtuse hill]

I lost 40

[bitter niche]

youre fine

[obtuse hill]

Few days is alot 💔

[stray horizon]

Back in the day id tilt without even realising

[bitter niche]

you will get it back one day when everything clicks, also make sure youre eating well, sleeping well, drinking water, its actually significant

[elfin leaf]

Youre fine bro just take a break

[pine storm]

anyone wanna play?

[obtuse hill]

Thanks guys

[stray horizon]

Id start losing 18/20 games and just feel mildly annoyed without thinking about how much I was losing

[bitter niche]

on 4 hours of sleep vs 12 its like a 300 elo difference lmao

[stray horizon]

That's real tbh

[elfin leaf]

Send challenge

[dense folio]

https://youtu.be/cKdD3OpEdgY?si=8niW3iWCqTgpiNFi

[stray horizon]

I got 5 hours of sleep twice in a row and stayed at 1500 on an alt

[severe dock]

when I tilt, I usually take a break from playing but still do puzzle streaks if I get tempted

[radiant swan]

this tbj

lose 200 in 2 hours relatable?

[obtuse hill]

I had like a 8-9 win streak before it

[elfin leaf]

Wanna play

[stray horizon]

Ngl I've never lost more than 100 elo from my peak

[obtuse hill]

Maybe in an hour

[stray horizon]

I think my worst was 1330 to 1090

[elfin leaf]

Ok take your time

[severe dock]

3 losses in a row, that's your cue to stop playing for the day.

[obtuse hill]

When i hit 1000 i went down to 800 the next day

[obtuse hill]

Lowkey id take like 3-4hr break not a day

[stray horizon]

This was over the span on months somehow

[severe dock]

Rather spend time analysing your losses and do some more puzzles

[stray horizon]

I'll never forget that time period in terms of chess

I was 1100 for 9 months bro

[silk gorge]

@severe dock hi

[elfin leaf]

Im looking for opponent

[stray horizon]

Analyse your wins as well ngl

[obtuse hill]

Ngl tho chess,com has a cheater problem lmao

[stray horizon]

It's rare that you win cleanly

Basically every one of your wins could have been a loss if you look at the game review

[elfin leaf]

Bro stockfish

[severe dock]

send a casual challenge and I'll take it. I don't prefer to play rated games against new accounts

[stray horizon]

Yeah never do that

[obtuse hill]

Lichess is the most dead ui i ever seen

[stray horizon]

If I ever get challenged to online chess by someone I don't really know or know outside of online chess i know there's at least a 50 percent chance that they will be cheating

[stray horizon]

Yep it sucks but on the mobile app it's good

[elfin leaf]

https://link.chess.com/play/85R3Io

[stray horizon]

Unfortunately the mobile app has no puzzle racer for some unfathomable reason so it sucks

[patent patrol]

It does

[waxen wraith]

there’s actually a prettier lichess extension bc of exactly
This 💀

[patent patrol]

Oh lichess nvm

[severe dock]

ggs lmao

[patent patrol]

I jump the gun

[elfin leaf]

Anon lets play again hahaa