#šŸ’¬ć€”chess-talk

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limpid viper
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i've come a long way bro

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and im still climbing probably

azure pivot
fluid crow
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1900’s these days #crowmagnom

azure pivot
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kinda feel like streaming 30 minutes of puzzle battles now that youve mentionted it newt

celest karma
verbal lichen
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I’m bad at chess what would I need to do to get better?

bitter niche
celest karma
celest karma
patent patrol
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Ayyy blud really hit him with that SBYAU!! šŸ˜‚

bitter niche
fluid ridge
celest karma
vast ridge
bitter niche
celest karma
vast ridge
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Can’t wait to play Leve rosmen at the opens

celest karma
limpid viper
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no you don't vro

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corny ass message too

azure pivot
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Bro watched one Jordan Peterson YouTube short

bitter niche
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why do so many masters prefer e3 instead of a4 in this move order of the slav? (1049 games vs 328 in chess.com explorer)

stray horizon
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2300 play

crude solstice
vast ridge
limpid viper
stray horizon
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Bro why did discord not show that the image sent at first

limpid viper
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bros gonna manipulate us 🄶

azure pivot
crude solstice
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Who's here study Auralogy

azure pivot
crude solstice
limpid viper
stray horizon
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I actually really like the music ngl

verbal lichen
azure pivot
crude solstice
limpid viper
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be me

verbal lichen
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You wear black spice vanilla cologne ONLY

bitter niche
crude solstice
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Can I just buy a black air force

crude solstice
verbal lichen
jade kite
crude solstice
verbal lichen
limpid viper
limpid viper
verbal lichen
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Violence is fun

jade kite
crude solstice
jade kite
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Learn how to fight and then know how to run froma fight essentially

green oxide
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Green day

verbal lichen
stray horizon
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Don’t worry bro I’m a whole athlete I ain’t gonna talk to no couch potato

stray horizon
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Thanks

crude solstice
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Don’t worry bro I’m a whole athlete I ain’t gonna talk to no couch potato

verbal lichen
crude solstice
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I can do 5 push up

stray horizon
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Another future blackname anyway

jade kite
verbal lichen
crude solstice
jade kite
crude solstice
jade kite
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Crazy

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Killed chat

verbal lichen
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Wrong image bruh

limpid viper
verbal lichen
green oxide
verbal lichen
jade kite
limpid viper
verbal lichen
green oxide
limpid viper
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hmm

verbal lichen
jade kite
crude solstice
limpid viper
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i was just asking cause you reminded me of someone

green oxide
jade kite
green oxide
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Do it

jade kite
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Sigma

hollow rapids
feral bridge
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@nocturne plover you there

hollow rapids
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gang why is chat so dead

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the europeans keep this chat alive fr

fallow dagger
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hi people book

hollow rapids
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wassup

atomic sequoia
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wassup

hollow rapids
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how's everyone doing

atomic sequoia
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how's everyone doing

visual jetty
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my first time getting 2 bril in a row

hollow rapids
atomic sequoia
visual jetty
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Nc7 was the queen win idea btw

hollow rapids
visual jetty
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thanks

hollow rapids
atomic sequoia
fallow dagger
atomic sequoia
hollow rapids
atomic sequoia
fallow dagger
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uh guys inaccuracy

visual jetty
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is everyone asia and europe?

hollow rapids
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alright we're being mature it seems

atomic sequoia
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alright we're being mature it seems

hollow rapids
jade kite
fallow dagger
atomic sequoia
visual jetty
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im still awake because im visiting asia on vacation

limpid viper
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why do i have a 50 view video of some 500 elo guy just playing chess for an hour and 20 minutes and just talking in my recommended

bitter niche
hollow rapids
atomic sequoia
visual jetty
limpid viper
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i am not watching all that bro

hollow rapids
atomic sequoia
visual jetty
limpid viper
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he seems to be on tilt based on the title too

atomic sequoia
limpid viper
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title says 9 losses 4 wins 1 draw šŸ’€

hollow rapids
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did bro take crack or sum

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do you guys think it'd be worth it to go sleep for like 3 hours

limpid viper
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actually wait this is kind of actually funny

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i might need to watch this

novel nexus
hollow rapids
atomic sequoia
fallow dagger
hollow rapids
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might be even more difficult if i got no sleep instead of 3 hours

fallow dagger
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if that then you sleep whenever you want

hollow rapids
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true

fallow dagger
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but if not then 9 hours of sleep is the best option

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i still got summer break ehehehehehe

hollow rapids
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i've been watching a 3 hour video about the lord of the rings, could've watched the first movie with commentary and additional footage in that time

limpid viper
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ngl this video does show that 500s lowkey have decent foresight but their very blind to some moves

hollow rapids
atomic sequoia
mystic zodiac
fallow dagger
mystic zodiac
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Add to play guys

atomic sequoia
azure pivot
limpid viper
jade kite
fallow dagger
idle oracle
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opponent mouseslips capturing king

fallow dagger
fallow dagger
idle oracle
fallow dagger
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the pawn managed to save the queen with 2 squares diagonal in their imagination

limpid viper
mint adder
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Brodie’s expressing his fear towards children

past junco
fallow dagger
azure pivot
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Sounds like chesswithpatrick but worse

limpid viper
fallow dagger
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off topic, sorry

limpid viper
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i don't think she gaf 😭

azure pivot
limpid viper
azure pivot
limpid viper
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do i try comment and ask if he'll play me

fallow dagger
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wth is gng

azure pivot
trail bear
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I exist, hi

fallow dagger
limpid viper
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what if he actually starts playing b6 and b3 if i tell him to

azure pivot
limpid viper
mint adder
jade kite
kindred crypt
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Dude I just got 3 games in a row and all of them have brilliants

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I’m a sacrifice demon up in here

magic shard
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bro isn't the rook

rustic blade
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.

raven sinew
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@hollow rapids bro im so high

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@patent patrol wanna play

idle plume
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fking hate chess

patent patrol
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I’m just chilling tho it’s late

agile jungle
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guys 😭

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heres the position btw, i played queen to a4 for like 2 sec and he already called me cheating 😭

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and now hes stalling the whole game

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like literally letting his 10 mins run out

patent patrol
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Woah….

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Cheater and u didn’t even see the knight hangs to ur own pawn

devout bluff
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How long did you all take to get good at chess

jade kite
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A few years

devout bluff
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Really?

hushed patrol
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how much grinding did you do a day

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That’s the real question

devout bluff
jade kite
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I did it slowly so ya

rich sapphire
jade kite
rich sapphire
patent patrol
# devout bluff How long did you all take to get good at chess

I’m not nearly as good id say but I played for a year like on and off to a 1100 level just learning from games and then after getting more interested and learning new openings that benefited what I was trying to do and it just helped overall

young swan
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sup y'all

devout bluff
patent patrol
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I went to 1200–>1700 in about a month with the stonewall attack*mb and another dude here went 1200–>2200 at the same time so it’s def possible to happen quickly

nimble arch
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who is the "chess" guy in my clash royale friends list

rich sapphire
patent patrol
jade kite
nimble arch
devout bluff
nimble arch
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Notlas 9406

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bro quit

jade kite
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Found out they raised the limit

patent patrol
devout bluff
patent patrol
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And so will they it’s kind of just a oops silly me thing

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Once u start rly trying and developing your competitive spirit will naturally just want you to be better against those trash opps and you’ll start doing it

patent patrol
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Chess is a bad game to play without skill but the good thing is anyone can be skilled at chess to a decent ass level

jade kite
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Lowest amount of skill is 2k

devout bluff
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Well thanks for making me feel better I'm not gonna quit and I'm gonna get good at chess

patent patrol
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Yurp it’s all ab moving forward

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Most walks of life

stray horizon
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The stonewall is the only annoying opening for me to face

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Idc about the London

devout bluff
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Alr I'ma go to bed lol cya

patent patrol
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Nite

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As a stonewall player with like however many games as white I promise u hella I would say the fianchetto is the headache

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Otherwise the engine will ask u to slowly play on the queenside in a way that even you at your level prob won’t fully get

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At least I don’t

stray horizon
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Queenside counterplay to defend against kingside mating attack is too vague for me

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I generally always try to avoid those positions

patent patrol
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The way the engine does it is literally understandable but not reminiscent of how I’ve seen any human ever play the stonewall

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Also u can play early bf5 to d4 e3 stuff

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Then u have lsb trade off and a dark squared fianchetto ideally

nimble arch
patent patrol
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Which id say is the positional successor for black

jade kite
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I see an otb tourney and top seed is only like 2k fide I think it's very winnable

nimble arch
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All of them are smurfs

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Its not winnable

jade kite
jade kite
nimble arch
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Not fide, uscf

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But there are people out-smurfing

jade kite
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Sounds like me before fide inflated me

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I haven't met a harder smurf than me for now tho

agile jungle
nimble arch
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Might be worth a shot then

agile jungle
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yes you can defend but its kinda tricky for that rating rate lol

nimble arch
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But its probably not gonna be easy

magic shard
agile jungle
nimble arch
wooden sentinel
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bro how to be good at chess

nimble arch
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I lost 50 points from them

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Like bro why

patent patrol
nimble arch
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ā€œUr way too bad to cheatā€

patent patrol
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Meanwhile u had imagined to pin his knight with the bishop (not bad thinking just falls to the obvious) and the pawn just takes

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Pawn takes knight when knight moves in the way is what was silly

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U prob would’ve shocked tf out of ur opponent if he didn’t stall there

agile jungle
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yeahh

hushed patrol
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I’m surprised he didn’t trade in the middle

patent patrol
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I don’t hate it what u drew on the board still is you

hushed patrol
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Would’ve easily avoided this

patent patrol
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Taking advantage of a winning position for you so I don’t hate it you win there

agile jungle
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but i win it in a way that i feel so confused lmao

patent patrol
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I like the reasoning behind pinning with bishop further because if you take the bishop now he can’t take back with the knight

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And you threaten a fork if he doesn’t do that

agile jungle
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yeah

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so at most, im just winning a piece here

turbid bolt
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Which time control is the most enjoyable to play with?

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patent patrol
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Yeah it’s good logic but the pawn makes it funny to be called cheating

rotund sun
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Can I know why suddenly 1500s look like they are playing while being high

patent patrol
rotund sun
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i should be losing elo because ive come back from a teo weeks break but nope the opposite is happening

rotund sun
patent patrol
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Yea but I had too much time on my hands it’s why I got better at chess

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To me it doesn’t rly affect much in the mind

rotund sun
rotund sun
patent patrol
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Like d4 openings as opposed to e4

cold wraith
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So how many of you have tried playing against Leela odds?

rotund sun
patent patrol
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Getting more generalized ideas for positions instead of concepts out of specific variations like the Italian

rotund sun
cold wraith
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lowkey at 1500 if you want to improve you should stop rushing H file like a degen over and over again and try to make best moves posible

stray horizon
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Bro why does chessable have 6 Alekhine defense courses

cold wraith
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@rotund sun So you'll improve, just practice

patent patrol
# rotund sun alright ima find one and deep dive

U could watch the gothamchess catalan videos there’s 2 one with Magnus being analyzed by gothamchess, some ppl think it’s mid but with engine analysis and understanding through play it’s a very good opening

stray horizon
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The opening is dookie ts is not needed

rotund sun
jade kite
wet hollow
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alekhine isnt bad what

rotund sun
wet hollow
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I mean i dont like it but its not unplayable bad

stray horizon
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Nevermind theres SEVEN

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Not even E5 have 7 courses I don't think

nimble arch
patent patrol
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Nah but I get it cuz Chessable will have like 6 Alekhines courses and 1 short and sweet benoni course

nimble arch
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Also the people choose the courses

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Maybe it just so happens people like to make more Nf6 courses

patent patrol
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Yea I know

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Ngl if I was like mark Zuckerberg and cared enough I could blow Chessable out of the water

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One of yall should do it

nimble arch
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Its fine

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Doesnt hurt us

stray horizon
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Chessly lol

patent patrol
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It sucks bad enough to encourage better players to come onto your platform for a better percentage of a cut and you also get free revenue through their promotion of it

stray horizon
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I mean chessly is good for sub 1500 I think

patent patrol
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Genuinely freest marketing strategy ever to whoever wants it

stray horizon
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It's very light on coverage as far as I know

nimble arch
patent patrol
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Why do u assume marketing is evil

nimble arch
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I didnt

patent patrol
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I just think it’s beneficial to be a competitor to something objectively a little dookie like Chessable

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Because it’s easy to promote as well

stray horizon
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Do you say chessable is bad mostly because of the prices

hushed patrol
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is chessable even good?

stray horizon
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Other than that I think it's very good

patent patrol
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No because those are creator influenced I assume

nimble arch
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Who would’ve guessed people want money lol

stray horizon
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UI isn't very good though

nimble arch
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The ui is fine

patent patrol
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And I believe whoever makes the courses should be paid well for it

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Ui is definitely ugly and the site could use a much better upgrade that would literally just undeniably be better than Chessable

nimble arch
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Ugly is subjective but how is it ugly?

patent patrol
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And you could easily found it in a way where chess players are supported and support you for a mutual benefit

nimble arch
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Like in ur opinion

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Because damm i sure as hell cant do better

stray horizon
patent patrol
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Stacks of this on an ugly ass blue background and the actual course and practice learning features aren’t nearly as good as they could be

stray horizon
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But I do find it weird how much pricier the videos are

magic quiver
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Its 12:17 am and I cant sleep. What do I do

patent patrol
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You can pretend it isn’t ugly but you can do better for a website than making it look like breachforums

nimble arch
patent patrol
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I don’t I don’t study chess I think that’s for geek losers

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I just think it would be easy to be a competitor to Chessable if u rly wanted to

inner grotto
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Study chess?

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Just do it by intuition bro

nimble arch
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Studying chess is more enjoyable than playing it imo

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I don’t really like playing chess

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However chess is a really great base for data analysis and data science

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Just because of how repetitive it is

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And how its structured

nimble arch
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And i think that part of it is really cool

hushed patrol
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Then you get one immortal game and love it

patent patrol
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Pixel ur a very mathematical person

nimble arch
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Im not the best at it but i find it interesting

patent patrol
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I suck ass at math and cs and pursuits like that and do better in stuff like writing and biological science I see that type of contrast between lots of ppl sometimes

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Here it’s interesting bc chess is a little bit of anyone’s game

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You play mathematical for sure

tardy jewel
nimble arch
tardy jewel
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they don't even know anything

paper zenith
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Hii chess talk

tardy jewel
zenith compass
tardy jewel
stray horizon
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Um I don't think people play chess if they don't like it

cinder anchor
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my opponents have played like 1600+ in like 5 games in a row what is going on

paper zenith
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exactly

tardy jewel
stray horizon
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Weird time investment for that

honest copper
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does it work

shrewd mica
cinder anchor
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why are these my opponents at 1100 like wtf (on the left)

paper zenith
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real

honest copper
fluid ridge
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shush the

jade kite
fluid ridge
jade kite
honest copper
shrewd mica
jade kite
honest copper
jade kite
fluid ridge
regal osprey
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I played a game with 37 percent accuracy

jade kite
jade kite
fluid ridge
tardy jewel
jade kite
tardy jewel
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why you get banned

cinder anchor
frosty peakBOT
# cinder anchor https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141579787648/review?move=33 how am i lo...
gabrieltaia (1144) vs. Robbie_815 (1124)

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Move List
1. e4 d6 2. d4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. f4 Bg4 5. Be2 Bxe2 6. Qxe2 Bg7 7. Nf3 O-O 8. Bd2 e6 9. O-O-O c6 10. e5 Nd5 11. h4 b5 12. h5 b4 13. Nxd5 cxd5 14. Bxb4 Nc6 15. Bxd6 Qa5 16. a3 Rfc8 17. Ng5 h6 18. hxg6 fxg6 19. Nxe6 Bf8 20. Nxf8 Rxf8 21. Bxf8 Kxf8 22. Rxh6 Nb4 23. Rh8+ Ke7 24. Rxa8 Na2+ 25. Kb1 Nc3+ 26. bxc3 Qxa3 27. Qb5 Ke6 28. Re8+ Kf5 29. Rf8+ Kg4 30. Qe2+ Kg3 31. Qf3+ Kh2 32. Rh8# 
jade kite
jade kite
tardy jewel
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lmao

eternal temple
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Love it when the traxler works in blitz

agile jungle
distant pelican
agile jungle
jade kite
agile jungle
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fair enough

regal osprey
tardy jewel
agile jungle
distant pelican
tardy jewel
agile jungle
fluid ridge
tardy jewel
agile jungle
tardy jewel
agile jungle
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[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2025.08.07"]
[Round "?"]
[White "GMFeelsBadDude"]
[Black "schueyhere"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "924"]
[BlackElo "885"]

  1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Bg4 5. c4 Nf6 6. h3 Bh5 7. Nc3 e6 8. Bg5 h6 9. Bxf6 Qxf6 10. cxd5 Bb4 11. Qa4+ {1-0}
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paste it idk 🤷

agile jungle
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nah im too lazy

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😃

tardy jewel
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or u too lazy to wathc it

short goblet
agile jungle
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theres like 10 billions stuff going on

tardy jewel
agile jungle
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yeapers

bright yacht
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šŸ—æ

short goblet
tardy jewel
short goblet
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No it's not

tardy jewel
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better than sending the link knowing no one gonna open it

short goblet
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Game link is better cuz everyone can analyse at their own pace

tardy jewel
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but overall

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what do u think

short goblet
tardy jewel
short goblet
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It's too fast but I can see that you blundered rooks

tardy jewel
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bro you must analyse syuff faster than anyone if you play chess

tardy jewel
kindred crypt
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stupid game

nimble arch
# tardy jewel rate this one

d3 too passive, bg5 is unesscary, Nb3 didnt need to be be played as it could be a target. You dont usually need to move your king while converting

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thats what I got from the 40 seconds anyways

frosty peakBOT
# tardy jewel https://www.chess.com/game/live/141546836190?move=0
guderian95 (714) vs. Mihawk_grr (681)

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Move List
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d3 Bb4+ 4. c3 Bd6 5. b4 Bf8 6. a3 d6 7. Bg5 f6 8. Be3 g5 9. h4 g4 10. b5 Bd7 11. bxc6 Bxc6 12. Nfd2 d5 13. g3 Qd7 14. Bg2 O-O-O 15. f3 gxf3 16. Bxf3 Ba4 17. Nb3 d4 18. cxd4 exd4 19. Bxd4 Bxb3 20. Qxb3 Qxd4 21. e5 b6 22. e6 Qxa1 23. O-O f5 24. g4 fxg4 25. Bxg4 Nf6 26. e7+ Kb7 27. Bf3+ Kc8 28. Qe6+ Nd7 29. Bb7+ Kb8 30. exd8=Q+ Kxb7 31. Qdxd7 Bc5+ 32. Kg2 Qb2+ 33. Kf3 Rf8+ 34. Ke4 Qe2+ 35. Kd5 Qg2+ 36. Qe4 Qxf1 37. Kc4+ Ka6 38. Qb5# 
nimble arch
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nah im a bullet master (trust)

tardy jewel
nimble arch
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ok yeah d3 is okay, common for a KIA

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b4 wsnt nesscary but its not bad

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a3 is def not nesscary and a waste of a move

tardy jewel
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but overall the rook sacrifice to promote to a queen

nimble arch
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g3 didnt need to be played, just take the free pawn

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f3 is weaking your kingside

short goblet
nimble arch
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you dont have to trade that

regal osprey
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I don't have it anymore

nimble arch
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I was right earlier that blocking the bishops attaack on the queen with Nb3 was bad because you pinned yourself

short goblet
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600 elo chess is so messy

nimble arch
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you lost a peice

rich sapphire
nimble arch
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e5 wasnt actually helpfu;

regal osprey
nimble arch
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same goes for e6

short goblet
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600 elo play normal chess like its freestyle

regal osprey
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life is getting in the way of my chess

rich sapphire
nimble arch
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e7 is a good find

rich sapphire
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Not the other way around

nimble arch
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checking makes sence

tardy jewel
tardy jewel
nimble arch
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Qe6 check allowed your opponents rook to block

regal osprey
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literally me rn

nimble arch
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which loses your advantage

rich sapphire
short goblet
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You blundered mate in 3 bruh

jade kite
nimble arch
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Bb7+ just loses a full bishop

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moving your king upwards towards the center is inefficent

regal osprey
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This move actually woke me up

nimble arch
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and that caused you to hang mate

regal osprey
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casually lost a queen

nimble arch
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and then you found M1

tardy jewel
rich sapphire
tardy jewel
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sacrificing to win

regal osprey
nimble arch
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I wouldnt call it a sac

rich sapphire
nimble arch
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just discovered check

regal osprey
nimble arch
regal osprey
tardy jewel
regal osprey
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Why am I doing wrong 😦

tardy jewel
rich sapphire
short goblet
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The rook sacrifice was just a blunder

tardy jewel
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it happens to me too

tardy jewel
short goblet
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Yes

tardy jewel
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it wasn't are you blind

short goblet
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You were losing

tardy jewel
rich sapphire
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It looks like you need a break from the game

regal osprey
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I didn't think playing too much could make you worse

rich sapphire
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A vacation to the Cayman islands for your brain

short goblet
tardy jewel
hollow lynx
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r/profile

past junco
tardy jewel
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> jimmyyychess

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rapid Rapid: 1933 (1971 peak)
blitz Blitz: 1857 (1881 peak)
bullet Bullet: 1607 (1637 peak)

rich sapphire
tranquil basin
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I cooked my homie

hollow lynx
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These people even removed the feature to check game review more than one time

rich sapphire
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Not the video game

mortal sparrow
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Can i join guys

short goblet
tranquil basin
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Clean win agaisnt 1900 CM

tardy jewel
past junco
short goblet
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> jimmyyychess

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rapid Rapid: 1933 (1971 peak)
blitz Blitz: 1857 (1881 peak)
bullet Bullet: 1607 (1637 peak)

tardy jewel
rich sapphire
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Whether he likes it or not

past junco
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fair enough

honest copper
rich sapphire
short goblet
honest copper
hollow lynx
past junco
rich sapphire
short goblet
past junco
hollow lynx
short goblet
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Rook

rich sapphire
hollow lynx
tardy jewel
# short goblet See the eval drop after e6

after i promote to a queen bro are you idiot leeting the enmy taking the rook promoting to a queen checkmate why you are so simple minded the pieces doesn't matter if you gonna checkmate

short goblet
rich sapphire
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That's impressive

hollow lynx
tardy jewel
hollow lynx
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šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ¤­šŸ¤­

nimble arch
rich sapphire
hollow lynx
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Lmao

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Mb gng

rich sapphire
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What is an inaccuracy, what is a blunder

tardy jewel
nimble arch
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Qe3+ Be2 blocks

hollow lynx
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He could just block

rich sapphire
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Figure out your definitions guys

short goblet
marsh stag
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What is the best advice you can give me as a chess beginner?

rich sapphire
past junco
nimble arch
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insults anyone that he doesnt agree with

tardy jewel
rich sapphire
marsh stag
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How do you memorize the opening?

nimble arch
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I hung a queen

tardy jewel
rich sapphire
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That's called a straw man

nimble arch
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> but I won in the end so its ok

rich sapphire
nimble arch
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this guys just blataintly ignoring it

short goblet
rich sapphire
past junco
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at least u get the bill

nimble arch
rich sapphire
nimble arch
past junco
honest copper
nimble arch
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Building a gui

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More like dead cells

rich sapphire
past junco
nimble arch
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I love dictate-ers

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Like the things that read text

past junco
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dictation devices?

nimble arch
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Yeah those

past junco
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"dictate-ers" sounds the same as "dictator" therefore you must love dictators therefore i should buy the oranges first at the supermarket

nimble arch
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Eli get back here

frosty peakBOT
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> familydollar

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rapid Rapid: 505 (626 peak)
blitz Blitz: 337 (peak)
bullet Bullet: 325 (peak)

mortal sparrow
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šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø

rich sapphire
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Dictaters, taters with the taste of d||ictionaries||

patent patrol
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I had a cousin named dick tater

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dicktater it’s lowkey a username that makes itself

rich sapphire
mortal sparrow
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Why are emojis in discord so weird

nimble arch
regal osprey
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tea

kindred crypt
past junco
# rich sapphire

me when the guy i was texting with on discord turned out to be a girl

rocky copper
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brr brr patapim

rich sapphire
past junco
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they want that nitro

rocky copper
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chat if im slick does tgat mean i am slick?

past junco
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no youre sick

rocky copper
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no im not ill

past junco
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yes you are

mortal sparrow
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Then you must be thick

rocky copper
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how do u know

past junco
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bc i do

rocky copper
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but how

rich sapphire
rocky copper
rocky copper
rich sapphire
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Burned by candle wick

rocky copper
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tgat is wicked

rich sapphire
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Thrown by a flick

rocky copper
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i cant even type

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nice

mortal sparrow
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You always make a blunder with a misclick

rocky copper
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ok sybau

rich sapphire
mortal sparrow
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Ignoring you

rocky copper
mortal sparrow
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You are God damn right

tranquil basin
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I cooked

mortal sparrow
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What a achievement

kindred crypt
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Anyone wanna play?

rich sapphire
kindred crypt
kindred crypt
rich sapphire
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But I'll snooze soon

rich sapphire
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Phrasing could have been better there

past junco
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firstly?

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is that a word i forgot

kindred crypt
kindred crypt
past junco
regal osprey
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bro I'm stuck at 500 eli

past junco
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elo?

rich sapphire
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Pulled an all nighter for no reason other than for the giggles

past junco
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like i woke up at 5 to get my sh sorted

regal osprey
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shit

rich sapphire
mortal sparrow
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I connected my account now what

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Are you threatening me

past junco
shadow flare
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Why playing d4 is the best move?

To my beginner mind, it's like offering a free pawn

regal osprey
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šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø speedpiccolo

past junco
past junco
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controlling the center is one important thing

rich sapphire
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But the queen eats your horse

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So you do it with tempo

shadow flare
rich sapphire
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But it's a similar idea

past junco
shadow flare
shadow flare
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Brilliant. Thanks

rich sapphire
mortal sparrow
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How many gms are there in this server

shadow flare
tranquil basin
rich sapphire
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I understand it though, you take back with knight on c3 and then play Ng5

patent patrol
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White is nice there to punish black for doing whatever the hell that is

rich sapphire
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And then d4

shadow flare
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Yeahhh, right

rich sapphire
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Also important note is your queen can slide to b3 and wreck the king on the diagonal

shadow flare
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Hmm, gotta try this game more

tranquil basin
shadow flare
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I think it's Italian game or something

rich sapphire
tranquil basin
rich sapphire
tranquil basin
rich sapphire
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After .c3 Nf6 d4 cxd4 Qb3

tranquil basin
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But u can also go d4 xd4 is forced and then c3

rich sapphire
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And it's almost +1

tranquil basin
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So qb3 there asw

rich sapphire
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I guess difference is black doesn't have the knight committed to f6

worldly cobalt
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hey

regal osprey
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I didn't know Fabi was 33

tranquil basin
rich sapphire
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I'm the d4 line the knight doesn't need to go to f6

shadow flare
rich sapphire
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Not that it matters in the grand scheme of the game

regal osprey
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Who

rich sapphire
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Probably matters to stockfish

tranquil basin
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Which is total bullshit

rich sapphire
shadow flare
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Her. She's an Indian IM. Does commentary

regal osprey
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I'm trying to reach 3000 FIDE this month

rich sapphire
regal osprey
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34

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November 30th 1990

shadow flare
tranquil basin
rich sapphire
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34 nevermind

rich sapphire
shadow flare
tranquil basin
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Gonna be honest, no one really watches the commentary for the pure commentary, u watch it cus it’s funny

regal osprey
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I have the same birthday as Magnus

shadow flare
shadow flare
rich sapphire
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Dynamic duo of commentary

shadow flare
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šŸ¤”

rich sapphire
shadow flare
celest elk
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@everyone I'm Rizzing a girl up any tips to make it faster

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Should I be nice or mean

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Rn I'm nice to her

regal osprey
celest elk
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Yes

rich sapphire
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Being mean is a one way ticket to incel city

regal osprey
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just be friends

rich sapphire
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But it's a broad term

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Playful mean is good

celest elk
rich sapphire
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If that makes any sense

regal osprey
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no seriously

celest elk
paper zenith
rich sapphire
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Those chess girls do be crazy though

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I will say it here and now

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You're better off without them

regal osprey
pulsar onyx
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How do I post images?

regal osprey
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girls wish they could just have a platonic friendship with a guy

rich sapphire
regal osprey
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But guys always have to make things weird

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it doesn't matter that she's a girl you can still be friends just as if she was a guy it doesn't make a difference

rich sapphire
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That is the society we live in Jimmy

celest elk
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Bro it's obvious she likes me but she just doesn't make the move

regal osprey
regal osprey
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If she likes you she will just tell you

celest elk
regal osprey
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but if you like her, you don't say anything

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That's how it works

rich sapphire
celest elk
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Bro do you know her or smthn

shadow flare
regal osprey
celest elk
celest elk
shadow flare
celest elk
celest elk
kindred crypt
regal osprey
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i don't like people

kindred crypt
regal osprey
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I would never want to date anyone

rich sapphire
shadow flare
celest elk
celest elk
regal osprey
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id rather dedicate my life to chess even if it means having no social life or any other goals aside from chess

celest elk
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Go touch grass buddy

shadow flare
regal osprey
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hey I think I can reach 1000 this year that's at least a start

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I have to make up for lost time

rich sapphire
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Hey now, don't be bad mouthy to the kid

celest elk
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That's not even close

rich sapphire
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He's got time

celest elk
celest elk
rich sapphire
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The one you're talking to

celest elk
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Oh sry

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I like how I changed the whole convo subject

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Anyways back to the original topic any tips to make it faster

shadow flare
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Ask her out

rich sapphire
regal osprey
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don't do that

shadow flare
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Be confrontational

rich sapphire
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No BS, straight to the point, get it out of your system

regal osprey
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just play chess with her

shut agate
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šŸ’€

celest elk
shadow flare
regal osprey
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...

shadow flare
rich sapphire
paper zenith
shadow flare
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And see how she takes it

regal osprey
rich sapphire
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Boss man, forget about it

celest elk
regal osprey
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that doesn't even count then

celest elk
regal osprey
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bro is telling me to touch grass

rich sapphire
regal osprey
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come on now

shadow flare
rich sapphire
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He needs to touch grass, you need to breathe the air outside your room

rich sapphire
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Yes you

celest elk
rich sapphire
celest elk
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I drink matcha so my lips touch grass technically

regal osprey
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I don't know anyone irl that plays chess online

celest elk
rich sapphire
# celest elk I do

You will have more success asking a stranger on a date than the girl 3000 miles away

regal osprey
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what

rich sapphire
regal osprey
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My coworker and his wife and my other coworker and her husband all play dungeons and dragons

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Which I find so odd

celest elk
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Stop changing the topic and coping

regal osprey
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I told them we should have a game night or something

rich sapphire
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I'm going to start pumping copium at this rate

celest elk
rich sapphire
celest elk
celest elk
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So if she asks me out should I friendzone

rich sapphire
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You're not in a relationship online

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You're just friends with no boundaries

celest elk
rich sapphire
kindred crypt
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so, i had a session with an acquaintance two or three days ago. he showed me how to use lichess effectively to improve and how to basically become good at chess. now, ive been doubting my moves whenever i play. idk, i feel like im trapped in a bubble of expectations, like i should be making good moves now in my games. AHHHHHHHHH i think im just being too hard on myself.

regal osprey
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out of all my online friends I can only think of one person I would actually meet with irl as a friend

kindred crypt
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also, ive been losing so annoying

regal osprey
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only because I've known them for 5+ years and stream with them and am an administrator to their discord

strange bobcat
rich sapphire
strange bobcat
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Thats usually what happens

rich sapphire
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She needs to use her time on critical moments of the position, but she also needs to figure out when those situations are

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Typically a commitment that is going to define the course of a game, like deciding whether to trade bishop for knight, making a pawn trade

strange bobcat
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Thats called strategy

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And you couldn't learn that simply through games

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Gonna have to read books or get coaching

rich sapphire
kindred crypt
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btw, he also told me not to play rated chess while working, which is right, so now, im in like some type of withdrawal or sum. i like playing chess while working. i like the feeling.

rich sapphire
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But another part is adapting to whatever junk your opponent throws at you

kindred crypt
strange bobcat
rich sapphire
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Chess is not hard, just develop your pieces, castle your king, attack the enemy king, win

rich sapphire
kindred crypt
thorny adder
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Isn't this already a lose for me?

urban horizon
#

y

rich sapphire
thorny adder
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There isn't any valid moves anymore right?

rich sapphire
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Click every piece if you have to

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If I tell you the move, I probably get exiled immediately

thorny adder
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Yeah I did, it's rather unfortunate I should've just forfeited than waste the 2 mins remaining lol

magic shard
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bro doesn't know about il vaticano

thorny adder
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I apologize, lol

rich sapphire
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They don't know about tumbo de facto

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Unfortunately

thorny adder
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Yeah I don't, I'd gladly be open to advices lol

wet hollow
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Smh

rich sapphire
wet hollow
thorny adder
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I lost because I lacked time

rich sapphire
# thorny adder It did

En passant, is a move where you can capture an enemy pawn that moved two squares and it lands adjacent to your pawn

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You can capture said pawn because it had to move through your pawns capture range to get there

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If that makes sense

radiant swan
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i am stupid šŸ˜”

worldly jasper
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Chess is a strategy game and I just farted

regal osprey
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I'm autistic

rich sapphire
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Just like how you cannot castle through check

radiant swan
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2200 good sir

rich sapphire
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Because your king would be captured in the process

regal osprey
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Yo any advice I'm trying to hit 2000

rich sapphire
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Similarly, the pawn that moved through your pawns capture zone can be captured the very next move and only on that move

quaint wagon
rich sapphire
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Do you understand? @thorny adder

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This of course is also available to your opponent

magic shard
rich sapphire
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When your pawns move two squares

rich sapphire
wet hollow
# magic shard secret move

you seem like someone who knows how the chess pieces move, do you know what to do vs accel dragon 🄺

orchid meteor
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I have to play an FM today in Classical

severe arrow
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DO ANYONE WANNA PLAY CHESS

wet hollow
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tf

orchid meteor
rich sapphire
orchid meteor
rich sapphire
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I saw rook a4 will be played at the funeral

magic shard
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ping me later I gtg
for now do research on maroczy structure

orchid meteor
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Bro I’m 1500 FIDE as well

thorny adder
thorny adder
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It was what my friend was suggesting me but unfortunately I had a brain fart and couldn't really comprehend what was "En Passant"

rich sapphire
thorny adder
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He was just saying EN PASSANT!!!!

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He could've said USE THE EN PASSANT RULE

rich sapphire
thorny adder
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But it was difficult grasping on his information but he sent me an image that confused me the hell out more lol

rich sapphire
inner tiger
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I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE KNEW ABOUT IT

thorny adder