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your very tough
1900ās these days #crowmagnom
kinda feel like streaming 30 minutes of puzzle battles now that youve mentionted it newt
Respect 1900
Iām bad at chess what would I need to do to get better?
sybau engine user
They nothing we can do
):
idk gang
Chill bro I don't have time to argue so your opinion is not important so you sybau
Ayyy blud really hit him with that SBYAU!! š
you use engine. i dont know why anyone would want your opinion on anything chess related here
1900s are bad
Keep talking everyone make mistakes I'm not perfect so looking at your message make you look pathetic
lmao i wasnt asking you to be perfect im just saying nobody wants to hear your opinion about chess, you use engine, your achievements are not legitimate and you have no credibility whatsoever.
Ok so what you want me to respond you now
ideally nothing
Canāt wait to play Leve rosmen at the opens
Nah let him talk I study psychology a lot to keep talking to bro bro thinks is aura farming
why do so many masters prefer e3 instead of a4 in this move order of the slav? (1049 games vs 328 in chess.com explorer)
2300 play
Omg, so dark psychology and very cold sigma you are
type of shit bro watches
Bro why did discord not show that the image sent at first
bros gonna manipulate us š„¶
Ts tough asl
Who's here study Auralogy
Bro might be the lion
That'd be me
heh keep talking i study psychology
I actually really like the music ngl
Me
The lion doesnāt respond to impostersš¦
How to farm aura without being cringe
be me
First. Start a combat sport. I do mma you can do boxing and shit. Then you take your gloves and hang it off your book bag
You wear black spice vanilla cologne ONLY
be good at something
But I don't want to fight
fighting is cringe though
Can I just buy a black air force
Be good at being cringe
Then you could just wear really baggy jeans that sag and look down everywhere you go
Stand on high ground and look over the horizon
Knows how to fight is good, street fight is not good
Fighting is fun. Bleeding is fun
ts is cringe bro
this was not tough bro
Violence is fun
Bros a masochist
And then perform leap of faith for extra brownies
Learn how to fight and then know how to run froma fight essentially
Green day
Donāt worry bro Iām a whole athlete I aināt gonna talk to no couch potato
cringe
Donāt worry bro Iām a whole athlete I aināt gonna talk to no couch potato
I agree with u
Thanks
Donāt worry bro Iām a whole athlete I aināt gonna talk to no couch potato
Donāt worry bro Iām a whole athlete I aināt gonna talk to no couch potato
I can do 5 push up
Another future blackname anyway
I can do 6
Never Iām too kind
You are a strong girl
Im not a girl ur a girl
We both are
Wrong image bruh
wheres your pfp from
Blue lock
Jumpscare
are you indian by any chance
nope
hmm
I am African American
I died how dare u ask me to get a job
Apply for rent a gf service
i see
i was just asking cause you reminded me of someone
Nuh uh
Sigma
@sharp flame we have found foreman
@nocturne plover you there
hi people 
wassup
wassup
how's everyone doing
how's everyone doing
my first time getting 2 bril in a row
noice
noice
good job!
thanks
yeah i got that
good job!
wow 
yeah i got that
tf is your problem
tf is your problem
uh guys 
is everyone asia and europe?
alright we're being mature it seems
alright we're being mature it seems
superior continents fr
Im Antarctica
because uh yeah 
superior continents fr
im still awake because im visiting asia on vacation
why do i have a 50 view video of some 500 elo guy just playing chess for an hour and 20 minutes and just talking in my recommended
How is asia
NA
well at least he's doing something productive whilst podcasting
The real question is why you watched it?
idrk
i am not watching all that bro
why not bro
well at least he's doing something productive whilst podcasting
he seems to be on tilt based on the title too
why not bro
title says 9 losses 4 wins 1 draw š
did bro take crack or sum
do you guys think it'd be worth it to go sleep for like 3 hours
i think not tbh
i gotta study tomorrow
You know what else is more funny
oh
might be even more difficult if i got no sleep instead of 3 hours
if that then you sleep whenever you want
true
but if not then 9 hours of sleep is the best option
i still got summer break ehehehehehe
i've been watching a 3 hour video about the lord of the rings, could've watched the first movie with commentary and additional footage in that time
ngl this video does show that 500s lowkey have decent foresight but their very blind to some moves
it depends if they're fresh 500's or if they've been there a while
wtf is Rf4 bruh
mouseslipš
Add to play guys
Favorite cover up word for every 500
That doesnāt matter theyāre both 500
nah that's clearly just a mouse slip
I have 5 months break
k
opponent mouseslips capturing king
seriously its a misclick cuz i was playing on ipadš
what
he thought the queen was protected
the pawn managed to save the queen with 2 squares diagonal in their imagination
im watching some 11 view video of some guy playing chess before work with his girlfriend watching him and he's 500 š i lowkey got too much time on my hands
Brodieās expressing his fear towards children


last major piece wastedš
š
Sounds like chesswithpatrick but worse
ts got me dead cause its clear his girlfriend has no idea what he's doing
off topic, sorry
i don't think she gaf š
Link your vid lemme see ts
hey bro im not 500 never call ts my vid again
mb gang
do i try comment and ask if he'll play me
wth is gng
comment and tell him to learn b6
I exist, hi
hi
maybe i should drop some wisdom in bros comments
what if he actually starts playing b6 and b3 if i tell him to
Da heck
Bro who you watching we are NOT gatekeeping in 2025
ok i'll send it in dms
Arenāt you afraid of toddlers
No?
Dude I just got 3 games in a row and all of them have brilliants
Iām a sacrifice demon up in here
bro isn't the rook
.
fking hate chess
Sup im geeked too but im arguing so no one can actually know
Iām just chilling tho itās late
guys š
heres the position btw, i played queen to a4 for like 2 sec and he already called me cheating š
and now hes stalling the whole game
like literally letting his 10 mins run out
How long did you all take to get good at chess
A few years
Really?
How long did it take you to get good at the game?
I did it slowly so ya
You guys get good?
When u play something enough u become good
Iām not nearly as good id say but I played for a year like on and off to a 1100 level just learning from games and then after getting more interested and learning new openings that benefited what I was trying to do and it just helped overall
sup y'all
Well now I think I'm stressing too much for only being my 3rd day playing
Obviously
I went to 1200ā>1700 in about a month with the stonewall attack*mb and another dude here went 1200ā>2200 at the same time so itās def possible to happen quickly
who is the "chess" guy in my clash royale friends list
Stone wall is... An interesting opening choice
For white at intermediate level itās the grave digger bro
Did u ever add me btw
yeah I think so
What has frustrated me the most is not knowing what a stalemate is
I just started playing again i was 9k
Found out they raised the limit
Like someone tuck this guy in i was 1500 just murdering ppl on the kingside
U learn as u go
Dang so all I need to do is learn I suppose huh a game that actually requires skill is a gamer's worst nightmare
Ehhh when u start u will mess up
And so will they itās kind of just a oops silly me thing
Once u start rly trying and developing your competitive spirit will naturally just want you to be better against those trash opps and youāll start doing it
What game doesn't need skill
Chess is a bad game to play without skill but the good thing is anyone can be skilled at chess to a decent ass level
Lowest amount of skill is 2k
Well thanks for making me feel better I'm not gonna quit and I'm gonna get good at chess
I had that mentality once
Alr I'ma go to bed lol cya
Nite
As a stonewall player with like however many games as white I promise u hella I would say the fianchetto is the headache
Otherwise the engine will ask u to slowly play on the queenside in a way that even you at your level prob wonāt fully get
At least I donāt
Yeah that's what I don't get lol
Queenside counterplay to defend against kingside mating attack is too vague for me
I generally always try to avoid those positions
The way the engine does it is literally understandable but not reminiscent of how Iāve seen any human ever play the stonewall
Also u can play early bf5 to d4 e3 stuff
Then u have lsb trade off and a dark squared fianchetto ideally
A certain game with a wheel and red and black tiles
Which id say is the positional successor for black
I see an otb tourney and top seed is only like 2k fide I think it's very winnable
Free money?
Idk
I am the smurf bro
Mate i met a 2400 player thats rated 1200
Not fide, uscf
But there are people out-smurfing
Sounds like me before fide inflated me
I haven't met a harder smurf than me for now tho
i guess its like a tough position for 800
Might be worth a shot then
yes you can defend but its kinda tricky for that rating rate lol
But its probably not gonna be easy
bro thinks he's me

Better than the titled player that never played a uscf event in years so they were titled fide and 1000 rated uscf
bro how to be good at chess
Iām not being rude to u or anything I just think itās silly ur opponent had called u a cheater so confidently
āUr way too bad to cheatā
Meanwhile u had imagined to pin his knight with the bishop (not bad thinking just falls to the obvious) and the pawn just takes
Pawn takes knight when knight moves in the way is what was silly
U prob wouldāve shocked tf out of ur opponent if he didnāt stall there
yeahh
Iām surprised he didnāt trade in the middle
I donāt hate it what u drew on the board still is you
Wouldāve easily avoided this
Taking advantage of a winning position for you so I donāt hate it you win there
but i win it in a way that i feel so confused lmao
I like the reasoning behind pinning with bishop further because if you take the bishop now he canāt take back with the knight
And you threaten a fork if he doesnāt do that
Which time control is the most enjoyable to play with?
2
8
Yeah itās good logic but the pawn makes it funny to be called cheating
Can I know why suddenly 1500s look like they are playing while being high
Thatās what I was doing at 1500
i should be losing elo because ive come back from a teo weeks break but nope the opposite is happening
really š
Yea but I had too much time on my hands itās why I got better at chess
To me it doesnāt rly affect much in the mind
i have way too much time i should get better but not much idea of where to progress
well cool but i cant be touching that yet lol
At 1500 I was taking deeper dives into new openings lowkey id say
Like d4 openings as opposed to e4
So how many of you have tried playing against Leela odds?
alright i was kind of thinking of doing that
Getting more generalized ideas for positions instead of concepts out of specific variations like the Italian
alright ima find one and deep dive
lowkey at 1500 if you want to improve you should stop rushing H file like a degen over and over again and try to make best moves posible
i dont though
Bro why does chessable have 6 Alekhine defense courses
@rotund sun So you'll improve, just practice
U could watch the gothamchess catalan videos thereās 2 one with Magnus being analyzed by gothamchess, some ppl think itās mid but with engine analysis and understanding through play itās a very good opening
The opening is dookie ts is not needed
alright ill play more focused then ig
It's goated bro
alekhine isnt bad what
mk thanks for the tip ill watch that tomorrow
I mean i dont like it but its not unplayable bad
They have more other ones
Nah but I get it cuz Chessable will have like 6 Alekhines courses and 1 short and sweet benoni course
Also the people choose the courses
Maybe it just so happens people like to make more Nf6 courses
Yea I know
Ngl if I was like mark Zuckerberg and cared enough I could blow Chessable out of the water
One of yall should do it
True thats why chessly>>>
Chessly lol
It sucks bad enough to encourage better players to come onto your platform for a better percentage of a cut and you also get free revenue through their promotion of it
I mean chessly is good for sub 1500 I think
Genuinely freest marketing strategy ever to whoever wants it
It's very light on coverage as far as I know
Well i mean word of mouth isnt an evil thing lol
Why do u assume marketing is evil
I didnt
I just think itās beneficial to be a competitor to something objectively a little dookie like Chessable
Because itās easy to promote as well
Do you say chessable is bad mostly because of the prices
is chessable even good?
Other than that I think it's very good
No because those are creator influenced I assume
Who wouldāve guessed people want money lol
UI isn't very good though
The ui is fine
And I believe whoever makes the courses should be paid well for it
Ui is definitely ugly and the site could use a much better upgrade that would literally just undeniably be better than Chessable
Ugly is subjective but how is it ugly?
And you could easily found it in a way where chess players are supported and support you for a mutual benefit
I'm not exactly surprised by it lol
What about it
Stacks of this on an ugly ass blue background and the actual course and practice learning features arenāt nearly as good as they could be
But I do find it weird how much pricier the videos are
Its 12:17 am and I cant sleep. What do I do
You can pretend it isnāt ugly but you can do better for a website than making it look like breachforums
Then dont buy or use the product
I donāt I donāt study chess I think thatās for geek losers
I just think it would be easy to be a competitor to Chessable if u rly wanted to
Studying chess is more enjoyable than playing it imo
I donāt really like playing chess
However chess is a really great base for data analysis and data science
Just because of how repetitive it is
And how its structured
And i think that part of it is really cool
Then you get one immortal game and love it
Pixel ur a very mathematical person
Im not the best at it but i find it interesting
I suck ass at math and cs and pursuits like that and do better in stuff like writing and biological science I see that type of contrast between lots of ppl sometimes
Here itās interesting bc chess is a little bit of anyoneās game
You play mathematical for sure
math drills
Yeah thats cool too, so many different ways people approach the same thing
actually i hate that everyone is trying to play chess just like hits or som'
they don't even know anything
Wdym by just like hits
Hii chess talk
like to do som because veryone is doing it not that you love it
Hello
Um I don't think people play chess if they don't like it
my opponents have played like 1600+ in like 5 games in a row what is going on
exactly
i have friend who plays chess to imprese their crushes
crazy
Weird time investment for that
does it work

why are these my opponents at 1100 like wtf (on the left)
real
I would win
add me in clash
shush the
The thing is that's how I started also then I grew to love it
sure, iāll send friend req thing
Hello Las.
Hi
that's good
k letās triple draft
How are you doing?
Id cook u frfr
send me link
Good good my exam results coming out next week
how arenāt u banned for cheating?
I played a game with 37 percent accuracy
Ill send later
That was like quite a while ago
nah
why
Why what
why you get banned
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141579787648/review?move=33
how am i losing by 5 without making a single mistake or blunder at 1100
































































1. e4 d6 2. d4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. f4 Bg4 5. Be2 Bxe2 6. Qxe2 Bg7 7. Nf3 O-O 8. Bd2 e6 9. O-O-O c6 10. e5 Nd5 11. h4 b5 12. h5 b4 13. Nxd5 cxd5 14. Bxb4 Nc6 15. Bxd6 Qa5 16. a3 Rfc8 17. Ng5 h6 18. hxg6 fxg6 19. Nxe6 Bf8 20. Nxf8 Rxf8 21. Bxf8 Kxf8 22. Rxh6 Nb4 23. Rh8+ Ke7 24. Rxa8 Na2+ 25. Kb1 Nc3+ 26. bxc3 Qxa3 27. Qb5 Ke6 28. Re8+ Kf5 29. Rf8+ Kg4 30. Qe2+ Kg3 31. Qf3+ Kh2 32. Rh8#
Cheating duh
It's been like 2 months
Love it when the traxler works in blitz
why did you decide to cheat

Cos i wanna win
fair enough
why this move bad broo
W name dude 
Rxc8 Qxb7+ and you're further up a minor piece.
the rook you mustn't sacrifice it for just taking the bishop
rook takes rook then queen takes pawn then something happened ig
thatās not that long lmao
send the whole game
mk
rate this one
[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2025.08.07"]
[Round "?"]
[White "GMFeelsBadDude"]
[Black "schueyhere"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "924"]
[BlackElo "885"]
- e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Bg4 5. c4 Nf6 6. h3 Bh5 7. Nc3 e6 8. Bg5 h6 9. Bxf6 Qxf6 10. cxd5 Bb4 11. Qa4+ {1-0}
paste it idk š¤·
do as i did
You made a lot of small mistakes that eventually led to loss
fire game tbh
theres like 10 billions stuff going on
total war
yeapers
šæ
You can just send game link
what i did is better
No it's not
better than sending the link knowing no one gonna open it
Game link is better cuz everyone can analyse at their own pace
from a specific view yeah
but overall
what do u think
You can't even analyse this game unless you are bullet master bruh
aren't you a bullet master
It's too fast but I can see that you blundered rooks
bro you must analyse syuff faster than anyone if you play chess
to have a queen gg
stupid game
d3 too passive, bg5 is unesscary, Nb3 didnt need to be be played as it could be a target. You dont usually need to move your king while converting
thats what I got from the 40 seconds anyways
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d3 Bb4+ 4. c3 Bd6 5. b4 Bf8 6. a3 d6 7. Bg5 f6 8. Be3 g5 9. h4 g4 10. b5 Bd7 11. bxc6 Bxc6 12. Nfd2 d5 13. g3 Qd7 14. Bg2 O-O-O 15. f3 gxf3 16. Bxf3 Ba4 17. Nb3 d4 18. cxd4 exd4 19. Bxd4 Bxb3 20. Qxb3 Qxd4 21. e5 b6 22. e6 Qxa1 23. O-O f5 24. g4 fxg4 25. Bxg4 Nf6 26. e7+ Kb7 27. Bf3+ Kc8 28. Qe6+ Nd7 29. Bb7+ Kb8 30. exd8=Q+ Kxb7 31. Qdxd7 Bc5+ 32. Kg2 Qb2+ 33. Kf3 Rf8+ 34. Ke4 Qe2+ 35. Kd5 Qg2+ 36. Qe4 Qxf1 37. Kc4+ Ka6 38. Qb5#
nah im a bullet master (trust)
mk
ok yeah d3 is okay, common for a KIA
b4 wsnt nesscary but its not bad
a3 is def not nesscary and a waste of a move
yeah i also figured that out
but overall the rook sacrifice to promote to a queen

I am sorry but you played this exactly how I would expect 600s to play
you dont have to trade that
I was right earlier that blocking the bishops attaack on the queen with Nb3 was bad because you pinned yourself
600 elo chess is so messy
you lost a peice
Where do you think you lost it?
e5 wasnt actually helpfu;
idk man I just cant think
same goes for e6
600 elo play normal chess like its freestyle
life is getting in the way of my chess
Chess needs to get in the way of your life
e7 is a good find
Not the other way around
checking makes sence
men he lost against 500 elo
thw
Qe6 check allowed your opponents rook to block
literally me rn
which loses your advantage
That's a diabolical name
You blundered mate in 3 bruh
It kinda is
Bb7+ just loses a full bishop
moving your king upwards towards the center is inefficent
This move actually woke me up
and that caused you to hang mate
casually lost a queen
and then you found M1
haven't you said e7+
We might be in copper
sacrificing to win
What does that mean
I wouldnt call it a sac
Don't worry about it
just discovered check
sweetheart
better than me when I was that rating im ngl
no it is after that i promote to a queen so i don't focus on piecs but on the king
Why am I doing wrong š¦
becuase you play too much
Is that a why, what or how?
The rook sacrifice was just a blunder
it happens to me too
no
Yes
it wasn't are you blind
You were losing
no i win
It looks like you need a break from the game
really?
I didn't think playing too much could make you worse
A vacation to the Cayman islands for your brain
Doesn't matter, it was still a blunder
at the end u can check the reviews no blunder just great moves ngl
r/profile
offshore banking vacation
check the review
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It definitely can, it's called burnout
I cooked my homie
These people even removed the feature to check game review more than one time
Not the video game
Can i join guys
I checked
Clean win agaisnt 1900 CM
no blunder if you can see
burnout happens more with getting sick of doing it even tho you have a goal for it afaik
It's a blunder
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you are fing blind
His brain is definitely getting sick of it
Whether he likes it or not
fair enough
bro chill

Game review adjusted to your level and calls stupid blunders inaccuracies
you are blind
stop beefing
Happens when chasing elo rather than playing the game
thats more what i meant
Arguing with a rage baiter is pointless
See the eval drop after e6
they're gonna call you deaf and then call someone else mute
Yes you hanged your bishop
Rook
Hard to argue with unreasonable people when they don't see reason
I'd rather take the bishop first
after i promote to a queen bro are you idiot leeting the enmy taking the rook promoting to a queen checkmate why you are so simple minded the pieces doesn't matter if you gonna checkmate
Qxa1 is top move
Bro is arguing with people double his rating
That's impressive
F computer
what's the matter
š£ļøš£ļøš¤š¤
how would you take the bishop
You're having an argument about semantics
What is an inaccuracy, what is a blunder
yeah and
Qe3+ Be2 blocks
He could just block
Figure out your definitions guys
You won only because black didn't play perfectly after capitalising on your blunder, a stronger player would demolish you after that blunder
What is the best advice you can give me as a chess beginner?
asks for advice
You two will obviously get nowhere by exchanging disagreements
book move 
insults anyone that he doesnt agree with
because he woldn't accept the fact that i won in the end

That's not his point
How do you memorize the opening?
I hung a queen
that's bad you must accept other's opinions
That's called a straw man
> but I won in the end so its ok

nah starwman is putting words into somones mouth
this guys just blataintly ignoring it
but I won in the end so I would call it a brilliant sacrifice
I robbed a bank, but I kept the hostages safe. I did nothing wrong
at least u get the bill
Lowk
Indeed, so listen to that dirt block fella, hes just trying to help
You can have any opinion you like, but that doesn't stop people from critiquing it
Btw can i add you to a list of people ill ping when i release a chess preparation program
damn i dont know if dictators would like to hear that
wait are we all beefing w this guy
They're called dictators for a reason
bc they dictate... idk
dictation devices?
Yeah those
"dictate-ers" sounds the same as "dictator" therefore you must love dictators therefore i should buy the oranges first at the supermarket
Eli get back here
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šāāļø
Dictaters, taters with the taste of d||ictionaries||
I had a cousin named dick tater
dicktater itās lowkey a username that makes itself
And he's toasted
Why are emojis in discord so weird
Familydollarneightysix
tea

me when the guy i was texting with on discord turned out to be a girl
brr brr patapim
That happens a lot the other way around
they want that nitro
chat if im slick does tgat mean i am slick?
no youre sick
no im not ill
yes you are
Then you must be thick
how do u know
bc i do
but how
Built like a stick
im in the thick of it
how do u know
Burned by candle wick
tgat is wicked
Thrown by a flick
You always make a blunder with a misclick
ok sybau
I'm sorry bro I'm just messing 
yappers
where r u
Ignoring you
but u repied so u didnt ignore me lol
You are God damn right
I cooked
What a achievement
Anyone wanna play?
Too sleepy to play any good moves
Can you please connect your acc to the dc firstly to get trusted role here? š
Ohh good night then š
Its very much good morning lol
But I'll snooze soon
Everyone will see my 700 elo
Do you want to play with Jessica rabbit or not
Phrasing could have been better there
Ohh
And then? š¤
7 am chilling type sh
bro I'm stuck at 500 eli
elo?
Pulled an all nighter for no reason other than for the giggles
i slept at 11 and i still feel ass
like i woke up at 5 to get my sh sorted
shit
Sir, stop losing chess games
tbf we cant rlly help with anything here we've got lower ratings than you
Why playing d4 is the best move?
To my beginner mind, it's like offering a free pawn
šāāļø 
in a sense it's like asserting dominance
You want to play Ng5
controlling the center is one important thing
Fried Liver attack?
Not exactly, you're just attacking Black's weak pawn
But it's a similar idea
you cant really do a fried liver attack w a position like that
Nice. 'Cause my bishop's defending the knight on g5?
Yes
Brilliant. Thanks
On second thought, I'm looking at the engine, it just wants you to play c3 after they take on d4 
How many gms are there in this server
Exactly. I didn't mention it lol
Black king in center, so u should rail him in the center
I understand it though, you take back with knight on c3 and then play Ng5
White is nice there to punish black for doing whatever the hell that is
It's worth noting, a stronger move than d4 is c3
And then d4
c3 and THEN d4
Yeahhh, right
Yes
Also important note is your queen can slide to b3 and wreck the king on the diagonal
Hmm, gotta try this game more
Idk not sure d4 is more direct maybe somewhere c3 not needed
I think it's Italian game or something
You're definitely stronger than me, but I'm looking at the engine lol
But whatās the difference?
You suggest d4?
The difference is Qb3
Hmmm okay then that makes sense
After .c3 Nf6 d4 cxd4 Qb3
But u can also go d4 xd4 is forced and then c3
And it's almost +1
So qb3 there asw
I guess difference is black doesn't have the knight committed to f6
hey
I didn't know Fabi was 33
That can only be a helpful move
I'm the d4 line the knight doesn't need to go to f6
Guess Tania Sachdeva's age
Not that it matters in the grand scheme of the game
Who
Probably matters to stockfish
Everything matters to stockfisch
Which is total bullshit
I'm trying to reach 3000 FIDE this month
Magnus is 32 or something
She's 40
I feel like she faked her accent for content
34 nevermind
Thanks for confirming your age Magnus
I don't think so.
Gonna be honest, no one really watches the commentary for the pure commentary, u watch it cus itās funny
I have the same birthday as Magnus
I watch it 'cause otherwise it gets boring.
I don't really like anyone else commentating other than Sagar Shah
Danya, Robert hess
BUT, do you have same skills as him
Dynamic duo of commentary
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Looks good enough
Imma add ya
@everyone I'm Rizzing a girl up any tips to make it faster
Should I be nice or mean
Rn I'm nice to her
Does she play chess
Yes
Being mean is a one way ticket to incel city
just be friends
Nah
If that makes any sense
no seriously
I think she likes me
Those chess girls do be crazy though
I will say it here and now
You're better off without them
of course you do you're a guy. Girls get tired of guys always thinking that. Just be friends.
How do I post images?
Bro do you even have a partner
girls wish they could just have a platonic friendship with a guy
They also get tired of the opposite
But guys always have to make things weird
it doesn't matter that she's a girl you can still be friends just as if she was a guy it doesn't make a difference
Most girls will want the guy to approach them
That is the society we live in Jimmy
Bro it's obvious she likes me but she just doesn't make the move
this is such a common misconception
True
If she likes you she will just tell you
No she doesn't
Sir, you have never talked to a girl in your life
Bro do you know her or smthn
Bro really summoned everyone only to help him rizz a gal
Underrated reply
It's related to chess
Are you sure it's not the Chessica bot?
It's important alr
#jimmysucks
When I like someone, I don't tell them. I won't even flirt with them or troll them.
Why ru saying them
i don't like people
jsut because
I would never want to date anyone
There's a case to be made for a lot of women that they will flirt and troll men that they don't like but they'll be shy around people they do like so that they don't embarrass themselves
Top lie guys tell themselves
No bro I overheard a convo
Have ever talked to a girl
id rather dedicate my life to chess even if it means having no social life or any other goals aside from chess
Go touch grass buddy
Cuz you ain't getting nowhere
I've a girlfriend of 7 years man lol
hey I think I can reach 1000 this year that's at least a start
I have to make up for lost time
Hey now, don't be bad mouthy to the kid
That's not even close
He's got time
Good for u
Why do you call me a kid
Oh sry
I like how I changed the whole convo subject
Anyways back to the original topic any tips to make it faster
Ask her out
Very simply
don't do that
Be confrontational
No BS, straight to the point, get it out of your system
just play chess with her
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She lives 3000 mi from mea
Oh come on, he's already doing that. That ain't helping him
...
Ask her to watch a film with you online. A romantic film
Wait she's online?
And see how she takes it
oh ok yeah nevermind what the hell
Boss man, forget about it
No
that doesn't even count then
Bro stop coping
bro is telling me to touch grass
If she's 3000 miles away, forget about it
come on now
Yeah, man take it to #š¬ć”trusted-off-topic please Ig
He needs to touch grass, you need to breathe the air outside your room
Who me
Yes you
I do
Not enough
I drink matcha so my lips touch grass technically
I don't know anyone irl that plays chess online
Cuz you don't know anyone irl
You will have more success asking a stranger on a date than the girl 3000 miles away
what
Bro trust the process
There is no process 
My coworker and his wife and my other coworker and her husband all play dungeons and dragons
Which I find so odd
Stop changing the topic and coping
I told them we should have a game night or something
I'm going to start pumping copium at this rate
Have you heard of a long distance relationship
They don't exist
Bro Jimmy keeps coping
Bro I used to know her irl
You don't know her irl right now
so, i had a session with an acquaintance two or three days ago. he showed me how to use lichess effectively to improve and how to basically become good at chess. now, ive been doubting my moves whenever i play. idk, i feel like im trapped in a bubble of expectations, like i should be making good moves now in my games. AHHHHHHHHH i think im just being too hard on myself.
out of all my online friends I can only think of one person I would actually meet with irl as a friend
also, ive been losing so annoying
only because I've known them for 5+ years and stream with them and am an administrator to their discord
Don't over think your moves
Ts wall of text
But if you think too little you're kinda done also
I didn't say that
Thats usually what happens
She needs to use her time on critical moments of the position, but she also needs to figure out when those situations are
Typically a commitment that is going to define the course of a game, like deciding whether to trade bishop for knight, making a pawn trade
Thats called strategy
And you couldn't learn that simply through games
Gonna have to read books or get coaching
Sure studying is a part of knowing what to trade
btw, he also told me not to play rated chess while working, which is right, so now, im in like some type of withdrawal or sum. i like playing chess while working. i like the feeling.
But another part is adapting to whatever junk your opponent throws at you
this yeah
Playing while working is diabolical
Chess is not hard, just develop your pieces, castle your king, attack the enemy king, win

Its not that simple bro
i know but i like the feeling and i know this is the reason why i cant get to 1300, but i again i like the feeling. it feels so wrong but i feel so good about it
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Not over until it's over
Oh but
There isn't any valid moves anymore right?
It's not over until it's over
Click every piece if you have to
If I tell you the move, I probably get exiled immediately
Yeah I did, it's rather unfortunate I should've just forfeited than waste the 2 mins remaining lol
bro doesn't know about il vaticano
I apologize, lol
Yeah I don't, I'd gladly be open to advices lol
Smh
Did the game finish
Whats that
En passant, is a move where you can capture an enemy pawn that moved two squares and it lands adjacent to your pawn
You can capture said pawn because it had to move through your pawns capture range to get there
If that makes sense
i am stupid š
Chess is a strategy game and I just farted
I'm autistic
Just like how you cannot castle through check
2200 good sir
Because your king would be captured in the process
Yo any advice I'm trying to hit 2000
Similarly, the pawn that moved through your pawns capture zone can be captured the very next move and only on that move
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Do you understand? @thorny adder
This of course is also available to your opponent
secret move
When your pawns move two squares
Don't reveal trade secrets to the cia
you seem like someone who knows how the chess pieces move, do you know what to do vs accel dragon š„ŗ
I have to play an FM today in Classical
maroczy
DO ANYONE WANNA PLAY CHESS
tf
Iām 2k rapid šš
Rest in peace, I'll call the funeral party
Cheers
I saw rook a4 will be played at the funeral
ping me later I gtg
for now do research on maroczy structure
Bro Iām 1500 FIDE as well
It does, I'm reading about it right now
@wet hollow
Bye Dorye

It was what my friend was suggesting me but unfortunately I had a brain fart and couldn't really comprehend what was "En Passant"
That structure sucks to study for black
I doubt a French person would know what it meant without further explanation
Lol couldn't agree more
Loll
But it was difficult grasping on his information but he sent me an image that confused me the hell out more lol
The great thing now is you now know en passant forever
I THOUGHT YOU MAY HAVE KNEW ABOUT IT
Yeah, I thought he was blabbing gobbledygooks honestly


