#💬〡chess-talk
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Almost fell for it
kinda, yeah
Its a screen
raqgebaiter meets ragebaiter
No way lol
cool, i‘ve had intercourse with your mother
Witch
i dont have a mom
I haven’t reached 100 in forever ♾️

sorry U are going to buy or not
guess what done her away brochacho
U made me feel bad 😥
a horrible car accident?
sorry
nice try fed
Lets do This 1v1, Ill beat a 1500!
fed? she used to feed me ):
Tell me Ur user even t'ho im 1200 I know wjat Im capable of
can you forgive me
pitybaiting confuses me
Give it some time coach...
nah but for real she gone
I see, what a coward u are
Myraa looks so happy
ah damn
so can U buy lessons pls
Cant even face a 1200 lol 1500 my ass its fake
myraa not you
I AM really happy 🙂
i livei n a third world country fam, sorry
(i won)
Can U buy pls
im not facing people that laugh at my heritage ):
i need to go to bed
What on earth is this
Just hit 1000 bullet!
is it bad
Just give me Ur user, you said you would beat me but youre not proving your claims...
Cg!!!!
don‘t act dramatic fam, you‘ve got discord, second world country at wordt
Very 😭
double or nothing
What accuracy did it give, 60?
are you going to buy
how about
Omg
Give me a year.
Very tactical and based game
Send that to gothamchess 💀🤡
How the hell does someone have over 3k games and is still in the 400s in rapid?
This better be in hyperbullet 💔
Good content
1 min bullet
I want to know too
bro
Can U buy
😭💔
alcohol
if not tell me
1500 match rating 75.2 accuracy
i am going to bed
Im skepticaaaal...
Idk I have 12k games (almost) and still only 2000-2200 so idrk anymore
I really want it thooo
Guy also has like 1.7k blitz games and is barely 300
💀75 for that
i never sait that
Damn, ur twice counting brilliants addiction
so buy and we start tomorrow
Most people wont even reach that rating to be fair....
In 2.5 years 😩
hahahahaha sait lol, go learn english noobie
You should be proud of yourself for being in the top .3%
1500 accuracy suck lmao
you're laughing at me being south american again ):
are you buying or not
Just spam in the games, dun need to study anything and you’ll get there 🙂
Only top 95% on lichess as a 2300
another gifted kid saying that
i tried to get +3 elo i lost 400 this way
gang is it not obvious
I haven’t studied a single opening yet
fell from 1497 to 1100
What does Ur nationality have to do w thus
Just played a ton of games and that’s all
gifted kid
Is Qe6# a good move
2430 puzzles tho
No
are you buying
no
Is that a lot 😅
i've done 1500 past 90 days
what are you selling bro
yes or not
oops i blundered then
Like me, I never studied openings and reached 1200, when u reach me text me bro
coach
imbecile
💀wow thats a lot
pls bro
On average i do 80 a month
you're gifted man, most people gotta put hard work
do u want
you give me money, i give you person, organs included
Tell me why u need the money so bad and I will give you the Money completely for free
No its hard work
is reselling allowed
(organs only)
this guy gets it
for medical problems
20k games 💀
Hard work
Hard work
variants is the only thing greenflower can beat me in
Wow
why else would i include the organs
I have 5k blitz and already sick of blitz 😅
Damn Bro, what medical condition
How do u get to 20k
can i also get some
20k is not that much
Hard work
i am in hospital
Ill send u a challenge ok Bro?
i need to buy a ferrari 296 gts
Or r u scareeeed
For blitz I thought it’s a lot
cooked
and is expensive
if you play 1 | 0 do you premove the game or you actually think
sybau bro
what the duck
all of your aura taken
duck chess actually sucks
and medicines
Dont premove but prepare your move
sybau 💔
Only premove safe moves
are you really
@kindred crypt please connect your account for trusted role
i usually premove the first 5 moves
sorry bro but I needed the aura
@finite tide please connect your account for trusted role
do i need too
ts looks like caro kann
if you wanna be taken seriously yea
Take a shower bro u stink
are you really giving me for free
atleast I am high elo
please connect your account for trusted role
no
i mean kind of but not really
No u aint ure 1524
@olive oxide @kindred crypt please connect your account for trusted role
could you please SHUT UP
giving for free
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really
Im 1200 and I could beat u
FOR ONE SECOND
Optional it’s up to u
how does bro know my national rating
are you really giving me for free
alrrrr
I might be cooked chat
Who wanna play against me?
I have 900 Blitz ill destroy u
yea stick to duck chess only thing you're good at
Wanna see?
NMs can't outplay me in the endgame 🥶
please connect your account for trusted role
bro
what your acc name
are you really
You are alya irl, it's easy to google you
I didn’t get to bro what should I do?
Gimme urs Ill send u a challenge
And show u what Im.made of
bro
never touching a chess variant again i feel filthy asf
hi im pixel
myraa
stop spamming
I abstain
So true
are you giving for free the money
come 1 v 1 duck chess bro
really
I need aura
please talk about chess in here or go to another channel
beating real chess players in duck chess
Ofc, scared as always, says theyre high elo and doesnt give the account, usual
not weak 1700
Duck chess is negative aura
hop on blitz
I beat helo 5-0 in variants now he hates them all
bro
LMAOOOOOO https://www.chess.com/game/141537122972
I got bored from beating you
bro you beat me 2 games in spell chess when i didn't know what i was doing
please connect your account for trusted role
bro I beat you in blitz too
Soo?
I get it beo I dont want trusted rolw
duck chess you're smurfing you probably play that all day
you are not connected yet
no I watched 1 short about it bro
what's ur cc username 1v1
its lowkey peak
Still scared to 1v1 tho...
Who’s trynna run some games
bro anwer me
nah ur scared
pls
please connect your account for trusted role
Damn bro we fightin now
ok challenge vro my acc is greenflower65
1v1
bro
bro
bro
bro
bro
Im 1200 I aint scared of shit
Hey dont spam its against the rules
are you really
ok i'm 2100 square up
or coach
Ure probably like 700 bro
This is the Chess.com profile of noxiousbishop666. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2074 (2139 peak)
Blitz: 1921 (2013 peak)
Bullet: 1849 (1920 peak)
Be fr
bro
bro
you're probably like 300
bro are you
<@&745328830649991179> this guy keeps spamming 'bro' in chat
unc hasn't been 2100 in a minute
Alr lets 1v1 I bet ure 500 smth gimme ur user
what's ur user
bro
anyone near 1200 wanna play bullet rated
get a life broski
you think this is the place?
Yes
how about take a loan or ask family members
Hes offering top tear coaching
bro is too scared to send me their username
1v1 myraa or ur scared
I can confirm I got to 2200 after 1 week of coaching
boohoo who would have guessed
Maybe theyre dead bro whatndo u know
do you want coach or free money or what
I said you the reason
yes he will coach you for free just dm him
U Didnt give me yours brochacho
you need to give me yours. show some respect
You are legendary coach bro you got me to 2200 in one week
i alr showed you my profile you're just silly
he is just trolling
TF u mean show some respect bro its chess It aint that Deep 😭
i've been here much longer than you. i'm stronger than you in the game. show. some. respect.
bro coach or what or free money which you said what do you want
Just gimme Ur user I Didnt see the pic if u di send it
Might connect my main account now ngl
what is your username
2600-2799 role would go hard
Bro’s demanding respect over some wooden pieces
cứt
Insane peak sitting arc has now commenced
How can u know ure stronger we havent 1v1 yet:))
wooden pieces are very deep
only to have losses 10+ against greenflower
coach
đố chúng m chơi cờ vua thắng t🐧
bro
How can I get the trusted role?
answe me
Might just play rapid and bullet now
i don't trust you. TELL me your username
pls
Get everything to 2600
!eng
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pls
Bullet 2600 on mobile would be crazy
myraa
you're weird @olive oxide ....you're hiding something
U dont trust me for what, my 1200 ahh will humble u so bad bro
Get everything to 2600 and then once you finally do that, you start playing blitz again and lose 200 elo
Thats exactly how it works
then share your username...what are you so afraid of
Circle of life
bro answe me want coach or not or free money which you just said it
Yes, I have 2000 rating on puzzles lol, Im a beast
Woah big guy over here
PUZZLES
i have 3400
2000 rating on puzzles is easily attainable....lmao
so why tf u need a coach
Sure Bro, sure
he is the one coaching
U have to hate on others cuz It makes u feel less bad about u beinf bad
you talkin like you're in school stilll. stop wasting my time don't message me anymore
Tyipical
connect your account if u wanna be seen as serious
U started and u keep on doing It Lil bro
meow
Plus ull never reach 1200
so bad
Stay mad
Sure Bro, keep lyin to urself
this has to be ragebait
Ull never beat me
it is. don't respond to them
they just want attention that they are lacking
1200 btw
Might lack attention but not chess skill
Chat who wants to play 100 game match 0+0.1 in the Marshall gambit
1200 my guy
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1. e4 Nf6 2. Be2 Nxe4 3. c3 d5 4. d3 Nf6 5. Bf3 e6 6. Bh5 g6 7. Be2 Bc5 8. a4 Qd6 9. Qc2 d4 10. cxd4 Qxd4 11. Kd1 Qxf2 12. Bd2 Qxg2 13. Ke1 Qxh1 14. Kf1 Qxg1#
i dont even know what marshall gambit is
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1. e4 Nf6 2. Be2 Nxe4 3. c3 d5 4. d3 Nf6 5. Bf3 e6 6. Bh5 g6 7. Be2 Bc5 8. a4 Qd6 9. Qc2 d4 10. cxd4 Qxd4 11. Kd1 Qxf2 12. Bd2 Qxg2 13. Ke1 Qxh1 14. Kf1 Qxg1#
so bad
in queen's gambit semi slav? @fleet dove
It’s the gambit Marshall made
like the one with e4 and then theres bb5+
That’s the bad Marshall
makes sense
then which marshall is it
1200 Is incredibly good, it took me 10 months to achieve and Im really smart so
The good one
moves
are you using an alt account just to get money?
???
seems like the only one supporting that scam
No, im legitimately 1200
How do you know the semi slav Marshall gambit but not the Spanish Marshall gambit
nevermind then
Bro must’ve watched magnus Anand 2013
1200 a flex now 🥀
Ye that’s tuff mb bro
U have Road tò 100 on ur profile
U aint even 500 lil bro
I'm 126 I think
Mb gng 😭
U said meow
oh 132 my bad
These gen alphas
and?

So tuff
don't waste your time with people who have pink usernames. they haven't connected their account and are not seen as legit players on the platform 🙂
go for red or any other color 🙂
Ure worse than me at chess
Smart
Do you know what solo chess option in chess.com do?
Oh ok, I'll keep it in mind 👍
And ur worse than me 🤣
yes. waste of time actually it doeesn't help you with anything it's just a variant
Alr lil Bro, lets 1v1
@torn arrow don't waste your time on people who are not connected
“Lil bro” how tf old you is
Gimme ur user I aint settlin it any other way
he won't even say his username so he's embarrassed about his elo
So friggin tuff
@olive oxide u wanna play bullet?
I play 15 mn of this for nothing and get 27 correct 
Im bad at bullet
We can play rapid if u want
Lowk tryna play
I’ll smoke tf out of you lil bro ass
Prove it
It's 30
grinding bullet so
How do u connect an account? Im practically just join this server today
u alr are connected
Damn nvm
play the moves mf whats the good marshall gambit
Bruh
bc im a d4 player who plays the marshall gambit vs semi slav
chess trash talk is crazy
What???
Real
thats why i know it 💀
bro is the only Marshall gambit player in the world
Its rapid?
is this not marshall gambit
ts blitz
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1. e4 Nf6 2. Be2 Nxe4 3. c3 d5 4. d3 Nf6 5. Bf3 e6 6. Bh5 g6 7. Be2 Bc5 8. a4 Qd6 9. Qc2 d4 10. cxd4 Qxd4 11. Kd1 Qxf2 12. Bd2 Qxg2 13. Ke1 Qxh1 14. Kf1 Qxg1#
i don't trust you with rapid @olive oxide
I wanna play rapid
I never said it wasn’t
I got 1200 ther
Ts is just not common tho
@olive oxide play bullet with me
just run blitz lil bro
boo
Magnus played this against anand in the wc in 2013 or 2014 I forgor which
https://link.chess.com/play/n7R3dv @olive oxide its rapid
pretty sure it is lol
Chess more like cheese talk 
Its 3 41 am and im in bed I really woyld like
Well that semi Slav move order is already not mainline
anyone wanna do a typing race
And then the Marshall gambit itself isnt the most common response to e6 c6
I’d smoke you
My user is piereqw js send a rapid challenge bro
In chess or?
both
@vocal musk I ask chatgpt and he said he improve chess skills
type racer is trash
<@&745328830649991179> not chess related link
guys
just press on the friggin link
sorry batter
hi please connect your account for trusted role
how do i make lichess tell me you made a brilliant or best move in game analysis
they don't do that
how ?
type /connect in here
I really aint in the mood for blitz my bro
Im kinda tired
W
@torn arrow i told you he's a waste of time to interact with. he's just here to troll/ragebait
kinda tired kinda weak
Yet u refuse to 1v1 me boss
who play with me?
hows that make any sense
Seems odd
me my arab brother
get a job bro
I gave y my user too
ok the kid is blocked
hi please connect your account first
اي عربي جيب حسابك
!eng
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start the race
Ive got brilliant n then threw it away
how?
🏎️
Ggs the 5 minute typeracer session is done sorry chat for plaguing yall with my ignorance
type /connect in here
i left
sorry my bad
no worries
anyone wanna play chess
crazy
Bro u wanna 1v1 rapid or nah I gave u my user
i type really fast dahlia
you did not give me your user
yeah same here
did u play in the other rounds
Piereqw
time 15 is a sham
Im only 1.2k Elo if u want
hyperbullet typing test
15 sec is the best mod
no because in no real life situation are you typing for 30+ second
dunno why someone who is 2300 needs to front like they're 1200 and trash talk others. you are acting so weird
actually grow up
Seems like u dont wanna 1v1 now
ok i got 151 too and it refreshed
Lol
bro is stealing my score
def not. i don't play against people here. too many cheaters
i can type with my eyes closed. no mistakes just speed and accuracy
typing with your eyes closed is the bare minimum I fear
Yeah ofc, profile with 2000 games 2300 rating not banned Is defo cheating
Get some more excuses
i never said you were cheating
i type with no hands, too
its obvious you don't
I don't know how. Can you add me by username only?
yea you're way better
type /connect in here dude
I can type with my eyes close with mistakes and low accuracy
yeah this is why youre bad at chess puzzles
Then just say u dont wanna lose Bro, like no harm but acting so tuff before and now like this IS a fraud
@kindred crypt lets play some blitz
does anyone else play mikenas
heres another but i fudged 1 letter so its not 151
2 letters ig
backspace retype
mine is 180 🥱
as i said, the ship has sailed. i no longer feel the urge to play blitz against you
force of habit
oo
dodging is crazy
Ight chill
I am still higher rated then you
stream puzzles i might join 😋
my dick is bigger than yours
im on my phone its gonna be boring

<@&745328830649991179> wow i dont have this
ITS A JOKE
Tumours don't count bro
i wouldnt be surprised
do you want coach
that is very good I approve
heres a 60s one to show that its consistent for me @fleet dove
or antone
You're not connected
i dont know how
Oof my bad, lemme try another one
but i am a coach
you are right
2444
i said you my chess.com userame
so wwant to buy
Why dont u seek employment bro
you
bro
what
coach by me
I can type with my eyes open with mistake and lo accurcy
yeah troll
okay
fiancetto
i am 2444
sillian
60s I don't care about
impressive
140 is still very good
Medical care in Uzbekistan is straight up free
30s is the good medium
Sigma
there is no situation irl where I'm typing for 60s straight
but i just have the consistency in it
Ure a fraud bro
Here you forgot this "W" on the end of low
Do any of you have any tips for a beginner?
are you able to pay a bit
30s is more acceptable but even then it's pushing it
i used to do timed essays for ap lit and argue with ppl on roblox and have to get back to the game quickly
spel is har
The grand old price of free??
Rel 😔
ty to
i am not from there
all of my timed essays were by hand when I was in school
I'm doing puzzles and review my games so that's a good start I guess
i am from the US
also arguing online is more about bursts of speed than consistency
our first one was but i think that was to condition us to writing essays
i put that
but you cant promote paid coaching here. sorry sis
especially if you are batching messages
yeah i have good bursts of speed
but is joke
my essay is due in 10 minutes and I have been procaninating
and not just sending short bursts
right now i am beating the slowmode with everything i send
go finish that shit dog
Yet u speak russian and all the countries that do have free health care
so no
Hey game is game
yea exactly
translator
I'm so handicapped by ts
its as consistent burst
I'm literally spamming enter lmfao
ts?
a Joke
Yes ofc bro
yo
hello
this/that shit
thats what i did the last one when i was saying it i just hit enter hella times
is true
ooh
Ты из России?
can you guys still see moopey's messages? i cant see his messages now
Oh did I get banned
what the hell is that
Must’ve been too based vro
Corn has better actors
bro
Or said something outta pocket
not russian
I am sorry if I did anything that hurt people, I was only joking sorry :(
Yes ofc bro
Wish me luck for my game guys, against singaporean
I did 0 preparation so I might just get smashed in prep
you will do great, also, where is your orange color?
Gl king
great
you look ordinary
Was that joke too far?
not russian
Это не прав брат
U r a fraud
Lily told me to troll next orange so why not
May I ask where ure from
:p
Orange is back
oh there you are! i was taught in philosophy class that jokes are supposed to be funny
Man watching review makes me cringe. I’m watching my end game and seeing mate in 1 for 20 moves in a row and it took me another 20 moves to finally mate him
That's fair I guess, I will work on them 
DM a mod to fix it
how tf you not gonna resign here
hi
hi
how’s it going chat
hello
😭
your elo is too low to demand resignation
yeah 4 am brain does weird things to your chess abilities
I just started playing and idk what I am getting myself into but it seems fun at times and sometimes I feel dreadful
is that normal?

That’s chess for ya
yes, you will feel even more dreadful and even more excited
you will never have felt so alive and so dead inside
all at the same time
@mint adder @hollow rapids alright thanks XD
I agree
it‘s kinda like hard drugs except you‘re happier when you win and the crashdown is crazy, also much more addictive
If it feels too dreadful just stop
Best advice to keep rating
I enjoy the good times though and I think it's good for my brain
Ofc maybe where ur at there is definitely room for improvement in every game
no it’s not like hard drugs 😭
It’s not
i have never heard of another game where people are scared of playing it because it could damagr their ego too much
just play c6 already
no? oh xD
fortnite
Yeah just when you get too far down the pipeline like these guys it kinda makes u a little obsessed with it
go play with your legos timmy
I played American football instead so chess is basically a board game to me idk wha else to say ab it
bro it is exactly like hard drugs
well depends what hard drugs
ok bernard
Hii! How are you guys?
chess can't ruin my finances can it? Or damage my relationships? 
winning at chess is what coke feels like, you‘re confident and nothing can beat you
hello guys i just woke up 
it can do both!
Good morning to you! Welcome to the server! How are you?
Not if u already have finances and relationships cuz then u prob have better stuff to worry ab
bro I just started grinding rapid again and alr two caught cheaters LOL
bit not very likely
ive been in this server for not long, but im good
name a chess gm that has a girlfriend
Awful example question
magnus is literally married
For a day. How is your morning?
Does wife count?
he is the best tho
meh i just woke up
so?
Slept well then?
yeah
c6 is straight endorfins
i love thrashtalking
even more endorfins
kicked around some guy‘s queen for 20 moves and sent him „yk you‘vr got other pieces right“
then he left
What's the best line you got or your favorite one?
i'm actually r-worded wtf
it‘s a gambit bro trust the process
This is still saveable
saccing the rook for a more developed queenside fr
It leads to the loss of two pieces
Saveable is crazy
Actually
my ass
you‘re just a negative nancy aren‘t you
Evading
I'm not that losing tho
oh shit that's cool
Im just goated
his king is exposed surely it‘s equal
only acceptable reason to have an alt on this server is to ragebait
real
Loud
Ragebait with main or gay
Bro i play 1.c4 and my opponent always just abandons 😭
gay

Dead chat
How to defeat it? Use a FLAMETHROWER
he uses parry
why tf did I took the pawn on a7 wtf
Are you dumb fire type moves are not very effective against water type
This endgame was probably holdable but idfk how
the more I play the more I want to shoot myself in the head LOL
You could hope he take with the knight and mate
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2515 (2527 peak)
Blitz: 2641 (2704 peak)
Bullet: 2516 (peak)
hope my ass he took with the rook
Where's the mate if knight takes
need to get 64 elo to get back to peak
Bd5 would be the move here ig
Rd4 mate
Thats not even legal
ahh only chance to save the game would've been to take the pawn here and trade everything
Free pawn?
yeah that's fcking nonsensical because even if everything goes right and I take the pawn on g3
e5 pawn hangs
the king is still in the square
It's mate bruh
and then even if I get h4 to support in the way c4 pawn is something to be worried
No I'm not dumb, there's something called a joke, thanks.
this is so ass
Bd4 I mesnt
Nxa7 Rd4+ Kxe5?
oh fck off
It's sensible
@everyone chess? with me?
No
Cos like u have the chance for free rook or free knight without trading
yeah now I see it
no
why tf am I missing such elementary stuff LOL
if this isn't tilt idfk what is
the only reason why I'm surviving is because I got two rating refunds
Huh 2 decimal acc
Notifications for the mobile app are BUSTED rn
Looks like 1k drop to me
I thought tilt was half of the peak and lowest
But yeah :c
Huh no it's from what it was before to current
Why would u half it
It's essentially the drop
Just start bringing it up
Yep
I'll sleep and then try more tomorrow
Sleep?
😡 that word makes me kinda outraged
😡 that word makes me kinda outraged
i wish i had a coach
Sleep
fking hate chess
Same
@grand acorn can you be my coach?
@kindred crypt I got 2600
he is washed
Not for free but yes
wow impressive! good job, bongie
if price is right
Let me teach you to play the alabama gambit
cant our history be considered?
thank you, it's pretty hard when my internet is so bad that it goes out for more than a day at a time
Crazy
Skill issue
if dahlia and I unblock each other i can coach her instead haha
Whats the beef
of... being on the same voice calls and talking every now and then?..
we hate each other sometimes. depends on the lunar cycle
Interesting
I'm not sure why that would make it cheaper lol
@kindred crypt play AL gambit
it would not
Oh so she isnt just like that with me
why do you really want me to immerse myself in your culture? like can we slow it down?
Hmm actually you know what
i dont block anyone, and youre very special
Nvm you made it weird
Make it more expensive
We can do a friend tax, since we have spoke and are friends i can charge you 25% more
Yes
You had me blocked for a while
we had the same neuron
like how you venmo'd me $25 to lose against you
it was crazy you actually gave me your venmo
and it was a rated game too wild (obviously joking)
Ban ban ban
Ewwo*
bro, alabama is super close to your heart. and u asked me to get a tatt of alambama gambit likes it's our couple tatt or sum? 😭
i'm playing blitz now
Neuro roast me once your peak rapid outclasses me again
I need more alabama gambit students
Wus up
its raining tacos @jade kite
my DMs were closed thats why you couldnt message me
Awabama?
I didnt try but ok
oof
What the sigma
Ill block you if you keep being weird tho tbh
i dont like numbers. i dont understand. say u coach me, and your life will be happy
1v1 me loser
No
are u afraid
Yes
i don't want happiness
omg im so threatened by this, bongie
wait
ok
No
what opening/defense should i learn @jade kite
Alekhine
Alabama gambit
my life is meaningless. bonglord just blocked me. i dont have anyone to troll. AHHHHHHHH
first thing i read was this and i was worried where this was going
but yeah that would be me
alekhine sucks
How dare u
its boring
damn
average friend of the server
Nf6 defender?
no I hate it too
scandi is amazing bro
it is best opening
i also have a special buff
more i move my queen the more powerful i become
aura
so wayward queen and scandi are my favorite
sorry chat, im back to being a sad alpha wolf. bongie just blocked me and this is heartbreaking. i dont know if i can play good rapid again. 🐺
Give up
bonglord doesnt block cheaters
literally me (for real)
proving you are not a cheater
it's only a 10% friend tax...
lol my account is so legit that when i got to 2200 in rapid my win rate was lower than my loss rate i was losing more games than winning but gaining rating
nightlen, dont u dare tax me. come on now buddy pal bestie
I block some
cause i was getting points back from cheaters shii still so funny to me that it's possible if you keep facing accounts a couple months old
bro so stupid, he blocked his queen.
you rematch them alot
im sorry... even chess can't dodge the tariffs bro
Actually I dont
that is normal vro
Like i played some cheaters multiple times today but I didnt rematch a single person
anyway i just came cause dahlia summoned me im gonna go it's late im playing the most cursed HK steel soul route
I went from Greenpath to crystal peaks and did QGA, and im not talking about queen's gambit accepted 
Most cheaters decline rematches actually
knowing that proves you rematched cheaters
Last time I rematched a cheater was when I went 2/17 against that one
bongie, i promise to be nicer to you and treat you like my pawn. can we start all over again? 
Yeah some of the super obvious ones I have tried
But the super obvious cheaters are the least likely to accept rematches
Its kinda weird
night buddy pal bestie
I dont rematch cheaters if they arent super obvious cause then im not sure ill ever see my rating points again
Chat gpt ez win
And if theyre obvious they usually decline
Yo
bro got smashed by Carlsen tho
bros ratings will be sold in the black market💀
Is just have some bug even stockfish have and lose against other engine
Fr fr
2800 account for people who never will play in their life
Good
I wonder what an account with my username and my rating and 25k games played would sell for
You think I could get a band?
nope, bongie and i arent back together
AI PFP LMFOAOAOAOOAOA
if not then its not bad
it only takes 10 98 accuracy games to get banned vro
someone send me money
I cant tell if youre trolling but that was clever if you were
oh dam ok
nvm
Who buys chess acc bro
Go for j*b application bro
Me I want that
Id sell my account for 3k tbh
Maybe I should visit black market
I like my account i dont think id sell it for 1k
@torn sparrow would you sell your acc for 1k
ill sell my account for free
Nah I think I can found more better in black market
Pay me for ur account
I don't know if you could find one like mine
no one's gonna buy it big bro
already got a buyer for $30000000 sorry haters looks like ur wrong AGAIN
wtf obv
What about 300
I sometimes think about closing my account for free after stress
what did u say
How about 100
Imagine a gm buy a account just because he have laziness to get his elo on chess.com
Anyway
nah I wouldnt for the aura
Fair
bye cruel chess world 😭
bye ai powered pfp
I only tell the truth
good night chat
night
Managed to go from the alapin into the tarrasch, ts crazy
sup
i want my diamond membership back 😭
why am i getting farmed by 1600s bro greenflower
i was stuck in the 1600s for like 2 hours straight
why am i so ass
The anyone read the chess player by Stefan Zweig?
the puzzle algorithm is truly screwed
Damn my message is longer than expected
i was playing chat gpt blindfolded and it made illegal moves that messed me up and caused me to spawn a bishop
