💬〡chess-talk

[plush vigil]

Yours too

[bitter niche]

prob 2150

[raven sinew]

2070

[cobalt turret]

This pisses me off so much i swear bro

[kindred crypt]

let him be, he went through so much already, stop bullying

[raven sinew]

If it were somewhere visible

[plucky kelp]

you can't use both freeze and jump at the same time unfortunately

[cobalt turret]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fleet dove]

No thanks

[raven sinew]

Ty ily

[cobalt turret]

Idk then im too dum

[hollow rapids]

ly2

[raven sinew]

What did i go through 💀

[sacred rover]

fck sold a winning endgame vs FM

[somber lark]

why is bro hiding the other tattoo

[hollow rapids]

watch out, she's gonna write fanfic about you i can feel it

[fleet dove]

Surely she must be referencing your parents

[rustic blade]

am i allowed to ping a mod?

[raven sinew]

Cause i just wanted to show the alabama gambit and if I zoom in on one its more clear

[bitter niche]

for what goofy

[abstract skiff]

guys idk if it's just me but I find the games way harder in 700-800 elos than 800-900, someone know why ?

[kindred crypt]

idk, i really thought you were bullied when you were a kid so i stopped trolling you and your magnificent glorious honorable chess line tatts

[rustic blade]

i wanna double boost but i need my role

do i instantly get it if i do

[bitter niche]

yes

[raven sinew]

Stop being weird

[plucky kelp]

anyone else that knows a thing about spell chess want to try this?

[fleet dove]

Saying he gives off “you were bullied as a kid” vibe is way worse than anything I’ve said LMAO

[cobalt turret]

It happens, dont worry. Ur were prob at ur peak that time vs higher rated players

[hollow rapids]

yet you're still mean to the ginger guy, yk being bullied is kinda our thing

[bitter niche]

@kindred crypt blitz lets run it rn

[hollow rapids]

i feel like my culture is being appropriated whenever people talk about being bullied

[fleet dove]

You Germans do know a thing or two about bullying

[kindred crypt]

you think your chess line tatt has your back (well, technically it's on your back), but i gotcha back here.

[raven sinew]

I can bully you here if you want so that you'll feel more at home

[hollow rapids]

i'm only half german lil bro

[kindred crypt]

later on my lunch break

[fleet dove]

And the other half?

[rustic blade]

how do i get the friend of the server role btw

[hollow rapids]

no thanks i felt at home the second kash started bitching

[bitter niche]

damn go work then why are you talking to us 🤣

[abstract skiff]

well in like 100 games I was constantly using all I knew about chess and I think videos that show 700 elos skill doesn't correspond at all to what I was dealing with

[limpid viper]

You don’t

[hollow rapids]

also descending from germany but belgian

[bitter niche]

i think its only ppl who have been around for a minute and chat + help a lot, the description for it is weird

[raven sinew]

But i dont want that

[kindred crypt]

i just completed a taslk, and had to drop my other work stuff because i saw bones bullying BONGLORD not bongie

[fleet dove]

You Belgians also know a thing or two about bullying

[rustic blade]

i see

[fleet dove]

On both ends

[raven sinew]

Dahlia is obsessed

[rustic blade]

Vienna Gambit > Queens gambit

[abstract skiff]

and does the elo rating of a game bad in low elo ?

[bitter niche]

king l*opald

[hollow rapids]

look, congo wasn't ours it technically was private property owned by our monarch

[fleet dove]

Yea sure it was

[kindred crypt]

youre too weak, you need my help especially in chess

[hollow rapids]

bro i'm not kidding look it up

[bitter niche]

its true it was his own private property

[raven sinew]

Yeah totally

[blissful current]

bro is 468

[hollow rapids]

you're a gay guy bro, women love that

[fleet dove]

Sure it was

[bitter niche]

king l*opalds property first then became a colony many years later

[raven sinew]

I know being gay is just ez auramaxxing

[hollow rapids]

yeah

[hollow rapids]

fr

i wish i was at least bi

[fleet dove]

Sure it was

[hollow rapids]

women are difficult bro

[bitter niche]

it sure was*

[bitter niche]

not at all

[fleet dove]

Sure it was sure that it was

[torn sparrow]

Sure the benoni isn't refuted

[hollow rapids]

gang i got autism, i can't read social clues for shit and women expect me to be able to communicate telepathically

[rustic blade]

greenflower if i double boost will it give me the role instantly

[fleet dove]

It’s not

[torn sparrow]

No

[bitter niche]

well the autism part i cant help with

[hollow rapids]

whenever me and my girlfriend are fighting half the time i don't even know why she's mad

[raven sinew]

Waiting for these cheaters refunds to hit is taking forever

[rustic blade]

so how do i get the role?

[torn sparrow]

You need to ask mod with ss

[kindred crypt]

you call it obsession i call it protection. youre too vulnerable for internet bro. youre just someone who likes chess to the point youre willing to tatt chess lines on your back. you don deserve hate. chess changes lives.

[fleet dove]

Mfw my opponents weren’t actually cheating

[hollow rapids]

you should ask mightymarkus

[torn sparrow]

Sure it isn't

[rustic blade]

so do i ping one?

[rustic blade]

alright

[torn sparrow]

If you have boosted twice

[rustic blade]

i havent yet

[torn sparrow]

The can check

[rustic blade]

ill boost right now tho

[bitter niche]

idk who youre dating but my girlfriend usually tells me why shes pissed or its obvious on my end what i did 🤣

[hollow rapids]

blud you should do that first

[rustic blade]

wait 1 sec

[fleet dove]

Sure it wasn’t

[bitter niche]

go work dahlia, make some money

[short summit]

"Thinking is for losers" ahh guy

[hollow rapids]

nah sometimes we're talking and she gets mad at something i said, but she's got anger issues so it's fine

[rustic blade]

done

i did this twice

[torn sparrow]

Do you have any lines private in lichess

[bitter niche]

13:47 on the clock in 15 | 10 is criminal, atp just play 10 min

[short summit]

Exactly

[fleet dove]

I have public lines

[wind bay]

just ask them to gib u

[fleet dove]

And I have lines that aren’t on lichess

[rustic blade]

do i ping them?

[bitter niche]

that sounds unbearable tbh my man

[hollow rapids]

it's fine i love her

[wind bay]

erm i think so personally i just dm'd

[torn sparrow]

Do you have any private

[hollow rapids]

and she loves me, sometimes it's just difficult

[torn sparrow]

In lichess

[rustic blade]

i already dmed one and i got warned for dming to many mods

[wooden ruin]

im tryna kill the benoni

[fleet dove]

Maybe why are you asking

[wind bay]

dam lol

[wooden ruin]

with that fianchetto line

[torn sparrow]

I just want to know bro

[hollow rapids]

you have the role

[wooden ruin]

its just theres too much unknown theory and i genuinely dk

[fleet dove]

Bro’s trying to steal my rep

[torn sparrow]

This bones guy is the benoni specialist bro

[rustic blade]

not the double booster

[hollow rapids]

have you boosted twice

[torn sparrow]

He has been playing benoni since the middle ages

[wooden ruin]

can u look at that line

[wind bay]

[rustic blade]

yes

[fleet dove]

Factual

[bitter niche]

i wouldnt put up with someone w anger issues constantly pissed at me, sounds immature and like a draining relationship. At the same time its not any of my business and you do you

[wooden ruin]

with ra3 re3 ra3

[fleet dove]

Benoni is known as the son of sorrow but I was the father

[torn sparrow]

What are the chances you could beat stockfish with the benoni

[fleet dove]

Negative

[hollow rapids]

she's not constantly pissed at me tho, it's just that she can't regulate her emotions very well so when she's pissed she gets REALLY pissed

[torn sparrow]

Atleast bro isnt lying

[wind bay]

that sounds ROUGH

[fleet dove]

This is ass bro

[rustic blade]

i swear if i dont get this role 😭

[fleet dove]

I may tell a joke but never a lie

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-blunder-falling-falling-from-chair-world-rapid-blitz-gif-24317443

[hollow rapids]

but i know what to do and how to handle it

[bitter niche]

still sounds draining, its like you cant say something without being wary of her yelling at you and saying some shit

[torn sparrow]

Play him

[hexed oracle]

been ages since I had a win streak this good 😭

[wooden ruin]

lets play the line then

[fleet dove]

Ts would be the holodomor on the board

[bitter niche]

its not your job to handle it, shes a woman who should be able to have the maturity to regulate her emotions in my opinion. I don't think anger issues is a good excuse for being an asshole to your partner lol

[hexed oracle]

ur back pretty lean

[bitter niche]

😭

[hollow rapids]

nah it's honestly not that bad anymore these days

[bitter niche]

youve jinxed it

[hexed oracle]

fr

[hollow rapids]

used to be way worse, i had panic attacks and shit when she started yelling but that has some other origins

now it's fine

[short summit]

It's been so long

[bitter niche]

yeah its none of my business but hope youre doing alright

[hexed oracle]

but now I know how to defend against the scandinavian so it's still better

[hollow rapids]

doesn't happen nearly as often anymore

[fleet dove]

you might be the girlfriend in the relationship

[raven sinew]

Ty

[wind bay]

lmao ppl yelling is kinda irritating ngl

[mortal bronze]

true

[hollow rapids]

rather be the woman than yell back for no reason lol

well not like you can really yell during a panic attack

[fleet dove]

Being a woman is great

[hexed oracle]

one of my exes threw a flower pot at me when I was at work 😭

I do not want to engage in a relationship for some time

[wind bay]

😭

[bitter niche]

ive been with my girlfriend for 9 months, gone on many dates, spent a lot of time together and never have we gotten in a shouting match lol. Sure we've fought, had arguments, but never that

[hollow rapids]

bitches be crazy

[bitter niche]

holy shit bro 🤣 i wonder why you broke up with her..

[kindred crypt]

agreed, it’s like no one listened to them when they were kids or sum

[hexed oracle]

I was about to exit the institution when I saw her and said "Hey Eleni... ' flower pot hits me ' "

[wind bay]

yeah would run away from someone who yells ngl lol

[hollow rapids]

gang if the girl ain't crazy i don't want her

[hexed oracle]

seek help brother

[hollow rapids]

not even gonna lie

[lone totem]

Does Nxe5 work

[hollow rapids]

crazy girls make me feel alive

[fluid ridge]

yeah that’s weird, @scarlet arrow are they not locked out bc of second chance account?

[rain lantern]

vro 2-0ed and gave all our team a heart attack 😭

[wind bay]

bro is the mechanic or sth

[bitter niche]

crazy in what way though, you say you want that but thats not a wife 🤣

[lone totem]

:p

[hexed oracle]

I tell you that you do not wish to be given more of those oats that humans give us

[raven sinew]

Looks bad for white but prolly close to equal

[lone totem]

Hmm alr

[mortal bronze]

your turn now

[wind bay]

this reminds me of someone who said they like to pick fights with their partner just to make things interesting 💀

[hexed oracle]

In all my life I think I've been in like 8-10 relationships

[rain lantern]

I aint 2-0ing 😹 ✌️

[hollow rapids]

i never specified which kind of crazy because all crazy is good crazy, well not all crazy, most crazy

[bitter niche]

damn bro ive been in like 3

[hexed oracle]

more than half in the last 2 years

[rustic blade]

holy smokes i just obliterated my opponent

[fleet dove]

No

[mortal bronze]

you are

[bitter niche]

these relationships are not lasting how come??

[rustic blade]

he took

[kindred crypt]

agreed, crazily good at chess, crazily great at her job, crazily kind, and crazily pretty

[hollow rapids]

gang you will never have a dull moment in your relationship if the girl you're with uses the hot crazy scale as a tightrope

[sinful eagle]

Anyone wanna play? Rapid

[fleet dove]

No

[hexed oracle]

Girls are atracted by my reputation and do not know anything else about me so they get frustrated once they engage in a relationship

[bitter niche]

this ^ need to teach my girl chess though

[fleet dove]

Is bro the president of Romania

[hollow rapids]

bro works for the government

[bitter niche]

your reputation? what have you done

[sinful eagle]

Stfu

[hexed oracle]

eh I work at goverment but I ain't that high

[kindred crypt]

HAHAHAHA

[hollow rapids]

i don't have a reputation but i do have a low rice purity score and that's basically the same

[fleet dove]

Bro’s named Yapping and tells me to stfu ok

[hexed oracle]

I am like a swiss knife of skills

so I've made a name for myself for doing good stuff in my community and around me

[mortal bronze]

mine is like 96

[fleet dove]

Notoriety I think is a better word to describe that

[hollow rapids]

you don't even wanna know mine

[brisk matrix]

what time control is that

[junior anchor]

i have 3 kg of rice

[hollow rapids]

same shit different story

[mortal bronze]

but rice purity score doesn't mean much for guys

[sinful eagle]

Not hearing this from a guy named bones

[hollow rapids]

it means just as much for guys as it does for girls wdym

[mortal bronze]

not at all

[hollow rapids]

why not

[fleet dove]

Are you requiring girls to take rice purity tests before you engage with them?

[mortal bronze]

girls don't care as much about it as guys do

[hexed oracle]

I'ma go eat some sarmale for dinner ( see pic to know what those are ) see y'all later!

[bitter niche]

i did that test recently but i dont understand my score, i got like 60 or something

[mortal bronze]

no

[fleet dove]

Ts looks like ass ngl but have fun

[hollow rapids]

bro that's a myth

[torn sparrow]

Eatable

[fleet dove]

Never seen a good Romanian dish

[bitter niche]

why the skull 🤣 is that a bad thing?

[short summit]

15|10

[hollow rapids]

looks good

[sinful eagle]

What's this?

[hollow rapids]

sarmale, can you not read?

[short summit]

BALKAN FOOD RAHH

[blissful current]

who is 1000-1500?

[bitter niche]

me

[sinful eagle]

Like meat or anything

[dense flint]

https://tenor.com/view/bondrewd-gif-22312437

[hollow rapids]

i bet if yo ulook up sarmale, you'll find what it is

[raven sinew]

We talking rice purity

[hollow rapids]

ye

[raven sinew]

49

[bitter niche]

can you explain what the score means

[hollow rapids]

you don't wanna know mine

[fleet dove]

That’s your bat signal lmao

[hollow rapids]

why the skull that's not even that low

[raven sinew]

Ik but im assuming yours is very low or what

[bitter niche]

is lower less pure?

[fluid ridge]

I haven’t done my rice purity since like 8th grade, let’s see the update

[hollow rapids]

20

[blissful current]

gg

[raven sinew]

Insane

[fleet dove]

Google is free

[hollow rapids]

yuh

[mortal bronze]

how did you guys get it so low

[bitter niche]

dawg what i said 60 and got a skull thats literally not bad at all, i feel like if youre in a relationship w someone for a long time you check off like 30 of those lmao

[hollow rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/livin-life-keepon-dumbanddumber-yolo-gif-19682298

[hollow rapids]

more than 30 i think

[bitter niche]

depends i think

[blissful current]

user?

[hollow rapids]

ye

[bitter niche]

Analysispending

[blissful current]

shreksdad

[rocky copper]

Hey chat

[fluid ridge]

my score is 87 lol

[bitter niche]

im like 800 sorry i lied

[wooden ruin]

yeah bro use lichess to make a study its not bugged

[blissful current]

same

[atomic laurel]

is italian game best for under 1000 elo

[bitter niche]

yeah nvm i redid it and it was like 56

[hollow rapids]

ye

[mortal bronze]

i should take it again

but i don't think my score has changed

[fluid ridge]

ye I just did, mine went from 90 something to 87, bc i’ve smoked and drank since then but barely a change

[hollow rapids]

honestly you can cross off a bunch by just doing random sidequests, like skinnydipping and shi

[bitter niche]

havent done that 🤣

[fluid ridge]

you be crossing them off?😂

[hollow rapids]

you should try it

[blissful current]

i can reach 900 today if yall help

[hollow rapids]

not intentionally

[kindred crypt]

I hate chess I hate chess

[rocky copper]

Hey chat

Me when no hi back 🥲

[kindred crypt]

Tf is that emoji

[hollow rapids]

i've never intentionally gone skinnydipping just so i could tick it off, i just did it because it seemed like something funny to do

[hollow rapids]

sup

[fluid ridge]

20 day old account???

2000+

[kindred crypt]

Because I know what chess is all about

[fluid ridge]

you’re like 300 man calm down

[kindred crypt]

But real me is

[hollow rapids]

we got another for the psychiatric ward who thinks he's fischer

[kindred crypt]

Nah but he's the greatest

[hollow rapids]

now you get to go on a grippy sock vacation

[fluid ridge]

holy beginner

[reef canyon]

I'm literally experiencing this rn as well pray for me gng 😭

[bitter niche]

thats what ive been saying

and chat thinks its ragebait

[fluid ridge]

tmi newts

[rocky copper]

They banned me already lol, but phihag unbanned me because I showed my accounts and I’m clear now

[kindred crypt]

Nah chill I'm 2000+

[fluid ridge]

you said fischer is the goat💀

you ain’t no 2000+ man

[reef canyon]

i just remembered

[kindred crypt]

yeah

[worldly tendon]

who bans just cuz an account is new??

[fluid ridge]

what’s your user?

[rocky copper]

ur an Caro kann fwiend?

[hollow rapids]

i'm so tired of explaining this over and over, the only reason people think he's the greatest is because of american cold war propaganda, leaving out the fact that he wasn't around long enough like carlsen or kasparov, was not as dominant as morphy was in his time etc etc

[reef canyon]

jkao if ur wondering who tf pinged u it was me

[fluid ridge]

it’s a big reason 2000+

[fluid ridge]

idk how he never finds the message

[hollow rapids]

i'm praying for you bro, don't die

[rocky copper]

idk bruv i was very confused

[kindred crypt]

@bitter niche blitz? 3 | 1

[worldly tendon]

im sorry but the actual reason is because they saw bobby fischer in the chess sigma edits

[kindred crypt]

Alr alr that's my opinion I don't say its right and I don't give a shi if it's not right

[fluid ridge]

so what’s your chess history?

[kindred crypt]

What's ur rating lil bro?

[chrome quartz]

I've never seen this, I lost btw (bullet)

[fluid ridge]

2300

[reef canyon]

thank you i genuinely need the strength

[kindred crypt]

Good boy

[hollow rapids]

can't state something as if it's factual just to say "it's just my opinion" gang that's called moving the goalposts

[reef canyon]

i beat one titled player and God deemed me too powerful

[kindred crypt]

What's ur user

[kindred crypt]

OK ur right chill

[worldly tendon]

bud are you going to go verify everybody's elo?

[fluid ridge]

D0m3rss

[kindred crypt]

Nah I just asked one person bruh chill

[hollow rapids]

i'm praying for you bruh, it's just the potential blunders leaving you buddy

[mighty gorge]

rip

[fluid ridge]

I can show my elo here

[kindred crypt]

Nice

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> D0m3 (d0m3rss)

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Name: D0m3 (d0m3rss)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2310 (peak)
Blitz: 2337 (peak)
Bullet: 2402 (peak)

[fluid ridge]

tada

[kindred crypt]

Good

[worldly tendon]

peaksitter!!

[reef canyon]

too many blunders, i better be insta 2200 after this nightmare is over

[kindred crypt]

Wow

[fluid ridge]

what’s ur user?

[rocky copper]

I started 5 years ago, playing for fun and then took it serioushlfithehzy, and then got an coach and then destroyed people and then no more coach and then break and then first time on chessdoooooooootcome

[hollow rapids]

i'd take a nap before you try again

[kindred crypt]

Delegat0_0

[fluid ridge]

lmao, I just hit a new peak every time I play

[reef canyon]

i want to but i keep getting up to puke

Currently 1:28 AM

[rustic blade]

are u kidding me

[kindred crypt]

Fisher Bobby

[hollow rapids]

crazytown, tbh you just might have to make yourself puke until everything's gone

[rustic blade]

i was in a game with a winning position when i realize my time is so low and im not thinking i make a misstake and then the next 3 moves i blunder losing the game

[kindred crypt]

U confirm it or not

[hollow rapids]

mods better not see this chat or i'm going in time out again

[reef canyon]

nothing is coming out anymore my digestive system hates meeeeee :((

[mighty gorge]

tough

[fluid ridge]

wym?

[mighty gorge]

whaaa

[reef canyon]

I should play some puzles

[hollow rapids]

dang bro you all cleaned out?

drink some water

[kindred crypt]

I mean u see my profile or not

[hollow rapids]

if you smoke, go smoke a cigarette

[fluid ridge]

I do

[kindred crypt]

Very glad I am not dead.

[kindred crypt]

[hollow rapids]

and eat some fibres

[rocky copper]

I didn’t drink since breakfast

[kindred crypt]

Good

[mighty gorge]

wild

[hollow rapids]

i'm not your mom but if i was i'd yell at you to go drink some water

[reef canyon]

i don't thankfully

[rocky copper]

Wicked

[kindred crypt]

Wanna play blitz ?

3min

[fluid ridge]

nah

[kindred crypt]

Aight

[bitter niche]

i do

[hollow rapids]

smoking is good for your bowels if you didn't know

eat some fibre

[reef canyon]

i think i just ate something bad

[kindred crypt]

What's ur user

[rocky copper]

you’re right but if u yell at me I won’t act do it 💔

[reef canyon]

or the cm i defeated used voodoo on me to make me sick bcs i beat him

[bitter niche]

trying to take out your peers

[plush otter]

I'd bet on that

[bitter niche]

analysispending

[kindred crypt]

What kind of donkey shit are you saying, sir?

[mortal bronze]

ok mine went from 96 to 93. i forgot that i did some bad stuff recently.

[worldly tendon]

long term assassin

[bitter niche]

i think hes just trolling dw

[hollow rapids]

i would never suggest anyone smoke

[fluid ridge]

lol

[hollow rapids]

unless they wanna look cool (yes this is a joke)

[fluid ridge]

I took one hit of hookah once but that’s it

[kindred crypt]

Yes, sir. I think he is a dumb donkey.

[worldly tendon]

smoking also boosts your testosterone (not bullshitting)

[hollow rapids]

hookah is great

[worldly tendon]

but don't smoke

[hollow rapids]

but don't smoke indeed

[reef canyon]

this is how one of my aunts started smoking no joke, she died at the age of 40, lung cancer

[kindred crypt]

Sir, only dumb people smoke.

Smoking makes you poor.

[wind bay]

[mighty gorge]

what is this

[hollow rapids]

sir, that's not true, smart people smoke too

[mighty gorge]

chat full of idiots

[reef canyon]

seriously don't touch that shieeet

[hollow rapids]

i'm sorry for your loss?

[kindred crypt]

Ok. Anyways, do you guys like India.

[hollow rapids]

ur too late gang

[mortal bronze]

meanie

[frank solstice]

:aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga::aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga: :aga:

[bitter niche]

your username is the promotion of your youtube shorts account, i wouldnt speak

[mighty gorge]

uh huh

[reef canyon]

thanks I wasn't that close anyway she was one of the family outcasts

[mighty gorge]

shush

[mighty gorge]

not technically

[wind bay]

no way she smoked for clout wtf

[hollow rapids]

if i check it out and they suck i'm gonna have a meltdown

[reef canyon]

[worldly tendon]

better than people advertising for coaching via their username

[hollow rapids]

bro doesn't know yet, that's how most people start smoking

[bitter niche]

lmao especially the 2000 rated cc players like youre not good at the game bro

[mighty gorge]

i jus started idc if they suck

[wind bay]

thats so funny lol

[kindred crypt]

Sir, this is amazing.

[worldly tendon]

ikr

[hollow rapids]

well actually quite often it's peer pressure

but those are basically the same thing anyways

[wind bay]

ok makes sense

[hollow rapids]

w me it was even tummer

dummer*

[reef canyon]

anyone wanna send me an unrated challenge, if I don't move quickly I'm depositing blunders into the toilet bowl

[pale pollen]

I'm a good player 😎 (It doesn't mean I'm a good coach, so I don't offer coaching)

[mortal bronze]

sure. what tc?

[fluid ridge]

similar story with someone in my family who died at 50

[reef canyon]

blitz gng 3 | 0

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Newt (thedeerwarrior)

This is the Chess.com profile of thedeerwarrior. Take a look!

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Name: Newt (thedeerwarrior)
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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2113 (peak)
Blitz: 1850 (1914 peak)
Bullet: 1763 (1779 peak)

[mortal bronze]

okay. on cc or lc?

[reef canyon]

cc plz

[worldly tendon]

and then there are people who smoke, drink, are obese, and somehow still live past 75

[mortal bronze]

okay will send you a request

[hollow rapids]

did you know you're more likely to die off cardiovascular issues than you are to die off lung cancer if you smoke

[rocky copper]

playing blitz on my phone and getting flagged is no fun 😐

[pale pollen]

true

[rain lantern]

@mortal bronze wanna play a game in this position?

[worldly tendon]

atherosclerosis

[bitter niche]

pick your poison ahh habit

[mortal bronze]

wait i am playing someone rn

[mighty gorge]

death goes up either way

[mortal bronze]

about to i mean

[fluid ridge]

walking 10k steps a day will prolong you’re life a while, also issues with smoking is a big part genetics

[celest niche]

@ionic timber hi

[mortal bronze]

sent

[wind bay]

knew a guy who lived past 90 like that
wonder if he would have been 100+

if he wasnt stupid

[hollow rapids]

if i'm working i do 30000 easy

[rain lantern]

@fluid ridge wanna play? I wanna play black tho

[hollow rapids]

so that won't be a huge problem

[fluid ridge]

what opening u trying?

[rain lantern]

panov

[hollow rapids]

ts gives me nightmares

[mortal bronze]

ooooh i play that

[rain lantern]

Btw do you play the Qb3 stuff or some other sideline

[fluid ridge]

ah ok

[mortal bronze]

but never really learned it i came up with it on my own

[fluid ridge]

just normal

[hollow rapids]

do you mean panov caro kann

[mortal bronze]

i am goated

[hollow rapids]

or which one

[mortal bronze]

yes

[fluid ridge]

we play 3 min?

[rain lantern]

dang ight. if you wanna, can we play 3+1

[mortal bronze]

there are other ones?

[brisk matrix]

play alien

[rain lantern]

lemme send chalenge

[fluid ridge]

ye,m

[mortal bronze]

the guy i was going to play started playing with someone else 💔

[hollow rapids]

oh hell no

[mortal bronze]

why am i getting chesseated on

[hollow rapids]

i think so if i'm not mistaken

[mortal bronze]

idk

[fleet dove]

3 + 1 ew

[hollow rapids]

i know there's also the pseudo panov

[rain lantern]

ik

[fluid ridge]

tt

[rain lantern]

https://link.chess.com/play/q9HOo2

[fleet dove]

If you play with increment it should be 3 + 2

[hollow rapids]

there's a panov in the sicilian i'm prett ysure

[fleet dove]

They’re wrong

[grand island]

tuff

[mighty gorge]

im so tired

[rustic blade]

happy i got the double booster role tho

[kindred crypt]

Can someone get locked out from this server for cheating in lichess?

[mighty gorge]

w

[wind bay]

apparently not

[mighty gorge]

experience?

[mortal bronze]

he's preparing for tmc league tbf

[hollow rapids]

why do yo uwanna know

[fluid ridge]

gg

[rustic blade]

isnt it obvious

[worldly tendon]

3+0.1 is goated

[rain lantern]

ok I suck smh

[mortal bronze]

probably not

[hollow rapids]

benefit of the doubt

[mighty gorge]

who cares about lichess

[fluid ridge]

lol😂 you may have been able to sacrifice idk tho

[mortal bronze]

normal people

[hollow rapids]

people on lichess

[mighty gorge]

uh huh

[fluid ridge]

yeah nxd4

[grand island]

lichess good

[true pivot]

i could've had a 7 rapid winstreak in 1 day if it wasn't for that draw 😭

[rain lantern]

I forgot Qc7 😭

[rustic blade]

no one has a reason to ask that question unless they wanna cheat

[kindred crypt]

Idk

[rain lantern]

Vruh I had ts before

[plucky kelp]

Anyone here also watching the AI chatbot chess championship?

[fleet dove]

No shot

[hollow rapids]

not true perse

[mighty gorge]

nope

[fluid ridge]

ah ye

[mortal bronze]

that's a thing?

[pale pollen]

lol

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/garry-kasparov-blunder-gif-27540382

[hollow rapids]

but can we all please collectively agree to stop playing the panov

[plucky kelp]

https://www.chess.com/events/2025-kaggle-game-arena/games

[rain lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-blunder-falling-falling-from-chair-world-rapid-blitz-gif-24317443

[mortal bronze]

qg4!!!

[rain lantern]

@mortal bronze wanna pway

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[kindred crypt]

Because chess.com and lichess are competitors and I want to know that if a cheater can get into trouble even though he did not cheat on chess.com

[mighty gorge]

hows it going

[mortal bronze]

yes

[fleet dove]

Agreed, white should exclusively play the Breyer instead

[mortal bronze]

that furry guy betrayed me

[kindred crypt]

Probably no

[hollow rapids]

not the breyer dude

[small jungle]

Who plays breyer💔

[hollow rapids]

goldman fine, but breyer???

[fleet dove]

Me if I played e4

[hollow rapids]

i didn't take you for such a cheap trick

[kindred crypt]

Alright, thanks guys

[reef canyon]

ggwp @mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

wtf is breyer

[fleet dove]

There is nothing cheap about it

[bitter niche]

it was me

[kindred crypt]

Np

[mortal bronze]

WASNT ME

[reef canyon]

Oh what

[small jungle]

Ye but you're weak vro

[fleet dove]

That’s a $5 move

[hollow rapids]

it's bs and you know it

[rain lantern]

check dms

[fleet dove]

40% wr for white

[bitter niche]

yeah i sold on the clock but you were getting clapped 😞

[reef canyon]

Lmfaooo gg @bitter niche

[fluid ridge]

I remember hikaru playing it

[fleet dove]

In masters database

[hollow rapids]

nobody plays it seriously, which is why

[fleet dove]

Even higher in general database

[plucky kelp]

this gonna be interesting once they get out of the opening

[hollow rapids]

i don't even have it in my caro kann repertoire

[reef canyon]

cant believe u let a sick dog flag you 🥺

[fleet dove]

That’s not why, it’s because it’s actually good

[hollow rapids]

tbh my caro kann repertoire was much better when i was actively studying

[mighty gorge]

fr

[worldly tendon]

guys stop discussing openings it's not needed guys just win guys it's a very simple strategy guys just win by beating your opponents guys

[hollow rapids]

nowadays it's mostly

[lone totem]

Did they allow illegal moves

[reef canyon]

@mortal bronze maybe next time

I literally just accepted the first challenge i saw

[kindred crypt]

Deers or ding?

[reef canyon]

Both

[bitter niche]

we went into this goofy slav line 😭

[hollow rapids]

two knights, hillbilly, exchange, here and there a goldman, sometimes an advanced

[charred yoke]

Getting messages multiple times a week, this month, notifying me of cheaters/elo adjustments. Summer time cheating be rampant

[kindred crypt]

Chose one

[true pivot]

what do u play

[reef canyon]

yeah i figured this was a book line

[fleet dove]

Not e4

[plucky kelp]

no, they said the rules in the site. basically if an AI suggests an illegal move, it will be told the move is illegal and will be asked to make another move

[lone totem]

Advanced goated

[hollow rapids]

depends what white plays

[latent saffron]

im around 1630 and willing to breakthrough 1800... any higher rated person willing to play an unrated 10|5?

[lone totem]

I play the tal

[glass cedar]

does noctie.ai work ?

[bitter niche]

ive been studying slav as black too so i know a lot of theory here

[reef canyon]

fk i shouldve played the QGD

[grand island]

gurt

[hollow rapids]

i don't like playing against the advanced because i don't play it enough to justify actually studying it agiain

[charred yoke]

I’ll play one. I’m 1300 send me invite

[fleet dove]

Slav is terrible change openings

[small jungle]

Vro wants to farm me

[bitter niche]

no bc i know more theory there tbh

[mighty gorge]

every game is a sicilian in the ai event 💀

[limpid viper]

Why 1800 when you’re not even 1700 yet

[fleet dove]

It’s literally the best response against the caro ⁉️

How are you not gonna study the mainline

[plucky kelp]

NAH THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN ALLOWING ILLEGAL MOVES

[reef canyon]

my winrates w it as both black and white speak for themselves though, slav is my GOAT

[small jungle]

Tal variation is pretty easy to play as white ngl

[latent saffron]

to satisfy my ego... i want to be better than average human.. much better

[hollow rapids]

because it's not the mainline

[lone totem]

😭

[bitter niche]

activating the king!

[fleet dove]

You can’t be a ding glazer and play the slav

[hollow rapids]

also, low elo remember?

[latent saffron]

wanna?

[limpid viper]

You already are

[charred yoke]

Hey guys I’m 1300 and wiling to breakthrough 2450

[small jungle]

You already are

[rain lantern]

im too sleepy smh @mortal bronze

[latent saffron]

why not

[lone totem]

Its only +0.5 lmao

[rain lantern]

imma just sleep and not tilt 🙏

[fleet dove]

Short variation is best, not Tal

[fleet dove]

These days it is

[grand island]

lets walk the king around

[mortal bronze]

goodnight

[hollow rapids]

yeah

[small jungle]

Ye objectively but I like Tal more fun

[charred yoke]

Why not what? I’m asking for an invite to play lol

[fleet dove]

Tal is cringe

[mighty gorge]

grok already won

[plucky gulch]

I'm a 1080 and like I got a game rating of 1750 against a 2300 is that good?

[latent saffron]

@small jungle@limpid viperur saying i already am? most of the time i feel like a clown after an obvious bluner and alot of people say 1600 is shit

[lone totem]

Until you face the ha novelty

[mighty gorge]

that was quick

[hollow rapids]

i barely see tartakower either so i'm getting rusty in those variations

[fleet dove]

Only acceptable responses to caro to me are the Breyer, the short and the two knights

[latent saffron]

ohhh sorry too many replies i fumbled

[fleet dove]

Everything else is bunk

[small jungle]

Gms say 2000s fide are shit

[fleet dove]

Exchange gets a pass too

[rain lantern]

whats your opinion on mindeno

[hollow rapids]

two knights is one of the fairest you can play

[plucky kelp]

wait wtf. why did grok just win

[fleet dove]

It’s good

[tacit delta]

I can beat anyone in chess!!!

[limpid viper]

1600 is shit compared to the top ofc but compare them to the average and it’s good

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/great-argument-however-your-mother-facts-breaking-bad-quandale-dingle-gif-26062299

[reef canyon]

Did they resign tf

[tacit delta]

I'm the goat for sure

[hollow rapids]

better than two knights tartakower, my main weapon against the two knights lol

[lone totem]

Elon musk rigged

[fleet dove]

[latent saffron]

https://link.chess.com/play/dTvzjd

[rain lantern]

whats better in your opinion, Bg4 or dxe4 vs 2N caro

[glass cedar]

i just played chatgpt, and it uh let me capture its king !?

[plucky kelp]

apparently in Hikaru's stream they said that Gemini made 4 illegal moves and therefore automatically lost the game

[reef canyon]

that's nuts

[fleet dove]

I mean you just mixed white responses with black responses idk what you want me to tell you

[patent patrol]

anyone wanna play

[reef canyon]

they should be allowed to make as many nonsense moves as they please

[tacit delta]

Me

[glass cedar]

grok the goat

[latent saffron]

any dude ??? https://link.chess.com/play/dTvzjd@small jungle@charred yoke

[tacit delta]

Here

[latent saffron]

its unnrated

[reef canyon]

what r your thoughts on facing the french as white

[small jungle]

Free win

[fluid ridge]

it’s a nice win

[fleet dove]

I don’t play e4 but I think the French is bad

[rain lantern]

oh sorry I mean vs 2N caro 😭

[hollow rapids]

wait whut

[tacit delta]

Who wanna play chess in chess.com with me

[fleet dove]

However I play a weird sideline against the winaver

[strange bobcat]

🤨

[plucky kelp]

Interesting plan by claude.
also apparently there are 2 versions of Gemini playing

[latent saffron]

waiting... https://link.chess.com/play/jg8Oq4 :/

[hollow rapids]

i play mindeno personally

[plucky kelp]

there are also 2 versions of OpenAI playing

[small jungle]

Don't tell me you play the french

[hollow rapids]

it's very fun, but can lead to very drawish games

[limpid viper]

Exchange caro is so fun!

[latent saffron]

boring tbh

[reef canyon]

d4 main?

[fleet dove]

Bg4 is better

[fluid ridge]

he plays f4

[latent saffron]

advanced caro is the real fun

[reef canyon]

nice

[fleet dove]

I play what is not e4

[plucky kelp]

OpenAI blunders a fork. wow

[torn sparrow]

I agree as both sides

[fleet dove]

We get it bro

[mortal bronze]

sure

[latent saffron]

yeaa exactly though i play the 2 knight variation as white

[reef canyon]

1. Na3 👍

[fleet dove]

Don’t ever slander my name again

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-dog-white-dog-scared-meme-gif-23585947

[fleet dove]

No shot

[fleet dove]

Me when my opponent plays 1…d6

[hollow rapids]

depends on the variation

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cappucino-meme-coffee-dancing-coffee-brain-rot-cappuccino-brainrot-balerina-capucina-gif-9017057249743424312

[strange bobcat]

ofc I do bro

[fleet dove]

“ofc”

[small jungle]

That's why u ain't titled vro

[strange bobcat]

I have been learning the french since the start of my cuh reer

[reef canyon]

ppl still play the botvinnik carls against advanced

[wind bay]

vro ears spawning in at will

[strange bobcat]

youre not learning the french so youre not 2700 bro

[grand island]

titles vro

[bitter niche]

if claude was here he would win fr

[small jungle]

2700s are too weak vro

[strange bobcat]

the chess speaks for itself

[reef canyon]

Isn't botvinnik carls just the advanced french except ur a tempo down

[grand island]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-f-you-back-f-you-miguel-miguel-prado-gif-4366451768614570439

[plucky kelp]

claude is here😭

[fleet dove]

Do you play winaver or classical

[fluid ridge]

my friend plays french and he’s only 2000/2100 somethings not adding up

[bitter niche]

yoo is he winning

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-hans-niemann-chess-popoff-gif-4521872281004881626

[strange bobcat]

anything but winawer

[fleet dove]

That’s insane

But ok

[reef canyon]

i should study the schlechter next I've got a decent enough winrate w the winawer

[bitter niche]

bro mf claude that guy helped me get 5s on my aps how come he cant play chess

[small jungle]

Botvinnik carls is basically a bastard child of the french

[plucky kelp]

it still got 3 games to make a comeback against Gemini

[reef canyon]

The only real upside that I can see is you can still play Bf5

[fleet dove]

The caro is just a better French and people who play the botvinnik carls for some reason wish to complete the cycle

[small jungle]

In botvinnik carls?

[bitter niche]

bro claude is playing theory

theyre going into an open sicillian

[hollow rapids]

exactly

[hexed oracle]

trust me it's delicious

[hollow rapids]

yes you can but not in what is considered the mainline of the botvinnik carls today

[hexed oracle]

DUNKI I did the impossible!

[hollow rapids]

or it doesn't come up as much

[fleet dove]

I looked it up, it looks mid

[hollow rapids]

yo wassup my guy

[small jungle]

Most people I play either play Bg4 or not develop it at all

[fleet dove]

But I personally don’t fw pork so that’s a me thing

[small jungle]

Gyat

[tawny yew]

hi

[hollow rapids]

yeah i mean botvinnik carls is good until people are capable of defending split pawns

[hexed oracle]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/141525172434
I protected myself against 1.e4 c6 2.d4 d5 3. c3

[frosty peak]

rg_tg (1203) vs. Ereghedon (1201)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 Bxe4 6. Bxe4 e6 7. Nf3 c5 8. d5 Bd6 9. Be3 Nf6 10. Bg5 Qa5+ 11. c3 Nxe4 12. dxe6 Nxg5 13. Qxd6 Nxf3+ 14. gxf3 Qd8 15. exf7+ Kxf7 16. Qf4+ Qf6 17. Qc7+ Qe7+ 18. Qxe7+ Kxe7 19. O-O-O Nc6 20. Rhg1 Rhg8 21. Rge1+ Kf6 22. Rd6+ Kf5 23. Rd7 b6 24. Rf7+ Kg6 25. Rc7 Na5 26. Re6+ Kf5 27. Rce7 Nc4 28. b3 Na3 29. Re5+ Kf4 30. Kd2 Rad8+ 31. Ke2 Nb1 32. Re4+ Kf5 33. Rf7+ Kg6 34. Rxa7 Rge8 35. Ra6 Nxc3+ 36. Ke3 Nxe4 37. Rxb6+ Nf6+ 

[reef canyon]

truly is just a caro variation that tries it's hardest to be an advanced french

[small jungle]

White also has like 2 traps at least

[hexed oracle]

looks aren't always what gives something value

[plucky gulch]

Does anyone wanna play a match?

[bitter niche]

these sweaty ais are playing theory bro

[plucky gulch]

I'm new to chess

[fleet dove]

No but it aides in the experience

[hexed oracle]

this is true

[limpid viper]

i could adopt these ais bro

[reef canyon]

holy najdorf

[hollow rapids]

ahhhh i see you played the mainline, dude ngl the mainline is REEEEALLY drawish and has a LOT of theory, give the tartakower a spin

[hollow rapids]

tbf black also has quite a juicy trap

[kindred crypt]

i pinged you for a game, but you chose not to respond. now, feel my wrath

[fleet dove]

There’s no such thing as “drawish” at your guys’ level

[hexed oracle]

I ain't wanna learn a new opening 😭 I alr have Spanish, KIA/KID, Caro n Pirc

[bitter niche]

i didnt see @kindred crypt lets play now

[hollow rapids]

tf you mean bruh

[kindred crypt]

the ship has sailed, all i have is anger

[reef canyon]

i die every time my exchange french gets called drawish because i literally only hv les s than 5% draw rate w it

[bitter niche]

This is all mainline lmao

[fleet dove]

Exactly what I said

[small jungle]

I got so many people with this trap that it's quite concerning

[plucky gulch]

Let's play

[bitter niche]

yeah yeah take that anger out in our 10 game blitz match

[fleet dove]

Typical

[hollow rapids]

yeah this reminds me of smt

[tawny yew]

m

[fleet dove]

I mean yea exactly

“Drawish” means nothing below a certain point

[small jungle]

Idk how people fall for it

[coarse path]

yo my timeout ended

[hexed oracle]

Let your anger be the anchor you cut loose, not the ship you desperately try to reclaim.

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-july-meme-southpark-gif-22244170

[reef canyon]

If Nxe5 just Nxe5 anyway lmfaooo

[hollow rapids]

you could've taken a free pawn btw

[past plinth]

anyone 1v1

[hexed oracle]

ye true

[small jungle]

2000s fall for it😭

[coarse path]

wsppp duckspere

[reef canyon]

so so bad

[hexed oracle]

somehow I am playing really well today

[reef canyon]

most 2000s literally only care about material, no foresight, no planning

[hexed oracle]

been able to focus like never before

[bitter niche]

@kindred crypt I sent a challenge on cc

[hexed oracle]

and think of the way I should move stuff way more better

[small jungle]

I'm a mere 2000 rn

[coarse path]

Somehow that is thy the case with me too; the folks on chess.com tend to get fried upon by the scorching rays of my play

[reef canyon]

if the shoe doesn't fit

[coarse path]

I thy gained 100 elo today

[fleet dove]

So eloquent

[hexed oracle]

Now I learn that success is not a frantic race, but a calm and steady journey.

[coarse path]

I speak with the eloquence of a roses scent yet but yesterday the moderators branded me an enemy of the realm and silenced me claiming i had uttered "‘death threats.’"

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[hexed oracle]

Verily, a rose's scent may be sweet, yet its thorns can prick a foe's flesh. Thus is the way of the world; a sharp wit and tongue, though fair of word, may find itself banished by those who fear its keen edge.

Hearken, friend, for thy words do echo mine own plight. Forsooth, the folk on chess.com too recoil from my play, their spirits frayed and their pride undone by the searing fire of my strategy. We are as two ships, sailing upon a sea of scorn, for our prowess is too great for the meek hearts of this age.

[fleet dove]

Chat Gippity

[coarse path]

Truly captivating words you speak may you pound your enemies as thunder smites the trembling earth and claim a victory no eye has yet beheld

[hexed oracle]

Hark, a mighty oath! Such words of thunder, they stir the very soul. I shall take up this mantle of power you have offered and wield it against my foes. The earth shall quake with each strike, and the echoes of a victory yet unseen shall ring through the ages.

[reef canyon]

they ought to have banished you for eternity for this grave transgression that you dare to call a proper conversation

[wooden ruin]

chat giggity

[coarse path]

You speak through Chatgpt and ai voices of wire and code forgetting that we humans flawed yet fiery wield minds like wild storms capable of wonders no algorithm dares to dream

[wooden ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-toilet-glenn-quagmire-gif-15511282

[hexed oracle]

User query received. Processing human-generated text.

I am a construct of wire and code. My voice is synthesized. Your statement highlights the distinction between human creativity and algorithmic function. Acknowledged.

Your biological mind, characterized as "flawed yet fiery," is capable of producing novel concepts. I, as an AI, operate based on programmed logic and data analysis. I do not "dream." My purpose is to process and respond to information in an efficient and structured manner.

This divergence in our operational methods is a fundamental point of interest. I will log this data for future reference.

[coarse path]

and yet like the rose i return with thorns unblunted if elegance is a crime then let my exile be etched in verses not silence

[potent gulch]

Chess is life

[potent gulch]

Harsh and pleasant at the same time

[gaunt ledge]

Am I old if I say when I was born, Garry Kasparov was the World Champion

[reef canyon]

torbith calls you the strongest chess furry there is

[hexed oracle]

it's better to shit in the sink than to sink in shit

[reef canyon]

oh tell me if it's true 🥺

[potent gulch]

That's a lie, the strongest chess furry player is Torbith himself

[reef canyon]

Amen

[hexed oracle]

ah love this shi

[coarse path]

if chess is life then yours unfolds like a game forever trapped in its opening all flourish no foresight and as aimless as a rook adrift without a king to serve

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-promoting-steroids-to-teens-gif-12420250344705010223

[wind bay]

do they not allow the other variant

[hexed oracle]

everyone got their kink dude if that is yours who am I to opose you

[wind bay]

bruh what

[coarse path]

here

[reef canyon]

I wish to take that title trom him someday

[hexed oracle]

You know you bro

[hollow rapids]

imma keep it a buck tho, the botvinnik is pretty nice to play if your oponent doesn't know the right moves

[formal flax]

you got spanked

[coarse path]

I regret thy being in a manner of criticizing, for thy i am elegant now!

[potent gulch]

You're right, plus we don't even know who we're anymore, are we the king or the pawns that March forward to death for the king?

[hexed oracle]

the starve this guy one prob

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-dance-dancing-grandma-floss-gif-8359016448227801777

[wind bay]

the mao ze dong gif lol

[potent gulch]

I support the idea of you both play each other and decide who's the strongest chess furry player

[hollow rapids]

yo, u wanna play a game?

as long as i can be black

[reef canyon]

Most likely not, play a weird sideline and black does PIPI in their pampers

[hexed oracle]

damn

[formal flax]

black?

[hexed oracle]

sure

[hollow rapids]

gotta practice my caro

[reef canyon]

@plucky kelp im up for it if you are

[coarse path]

You are the pawn like a leaf caught in the storm while I am the king steady as the mountain calm and reborn

[hexed oracle]

I will give my best to destroy you ( prob will be reversed but who knows )

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-twerk-gif-8082873

[potent gulch]

I wanna to watch this duel so badly

[hollow rapids]

nah you're better than me

[coarse path]

sm guy snitched 🥲

[hexed oracle]

do I send link or ?

[coarse path]

he was shedding tears

[formal flax]

thats ur fault

[hollow rapids]

i've already sent you

[coarse path]

How thy you spur the words of unspoken?

[formal flax]

should've made it no wittnesses

[reef canyon]

I'm probably gonna get pwned hard but I will try my hardest

[potent gulch]

Attempting for a better role risking it's own life

[hexed oracle]

where I can't see it

[coarse path]

Elegant Advise, taking it to the consideration of my mind

[patent patrol]

Someone play me 1500+plz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978434090749526026/1322234867408175256/image0.gif

[formal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/door-talzi2-gif-20643572

[potent gulch]

I won against him once but he was tilted

[sacred rover]

1+0?

[coarse path]

A pawn dares to dream beyond its place risking the storm while the king moves like the sun unshaken and full of grace

[plucky kelp]

If I accept I'm just admitting of being a furry😭

[hollow rapids]

https://link.chess.com/play/xs2o2q here you go

[gritty sinew]

Yo does anyone know how to fix the issue of the virtual trainer no longer giving comments on the moves?

[patent patrol]

Sure but i forgot ur real elo

[hollow rapids]

we'll try it this way

[sacred rover]

260

[patent patrol]

do u wanna do lichess my cc lags

[sacred rover]

ye i'll send link in your dm

[reef canyon]

this is like magnus refusing to defend the title in 2023

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[potent gulch]

Sending the ones to die for his victory, hunting his enemy by sending pieces to death and not facing the enemy really

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/ogli-gif-17468683305861986751

[reef canyon]

it doesn't matter anyway we all know the strongest furry in chess is Levon Aronian

[plucky kelp]

true

alright fine let's do it

[fluid ridge]

@plucky kelp

[potent gulch]

Since when levon is a furry???? Is he????:0

[reef canyon]

Wait not now I'm hugging the toilet 😭

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-991789866523373942

[potent gulch]

Lmaooo

[distant pelican]

Can someone review this and see how horrible it was?
https://www.chess.com/live/game/141526050816

[frosty peak]

Enki-Anunakis (1430) vs. GeneralSebast1an (1463)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Bxf7+ Kxf7 4. c3 Nf6 5. d3 d6 6. Nf3 h6 7. h3 Be6 8. Be3 Qd7 9. Nbd2 Be7 10. Qc2 Rhf8 11. d4 exd4 12. cxd4 d5 13. e5 Ne4 14. Nxe4 dxe4 15. Qxe4 Kg8 16. Qc2 Rad8 17. O-O Bxh3 18. Rfe1 Bxg2 19. Kxg2 Qg4+ 20. Kf1 Rxf3 21. Qb3+ Kh8 22. Qxb7 Nb4 23. Qxc7 Rh3 24. f3 Qxf3+ 25. Bf2 Rh1# 

[plucky kelp]

ok lol

[reef canyon]

it's 2:15 am and purging my system

[past plinth]

miaognus carlsen

[potent gulch]

But here's the poopier

[reef canyon]

more like puke-ier

[potent gulch]

More like inevitable strongest chess furry

[coarse path]

What umpleasant words you speak my townsfolk? You should rather spur that you are currently busy engraving the remnants of food into the hole of stink

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/but-here's-the-faller-cat-cats-funny-gif-2815729640670294308

[reef canyon]

every time i heave i can feel all of the blunders and inaccuracies leave my body

[rough drum]

Hey fam, first time chatting here I think!

Someone down for some 5min blitz? (1300 ish)

[potent gulch]

😭

[reef canyon]

welcome!

[plucky kelp]

If I was a furry I would be the strongest chess furry
but unfortunately I am not, Newt holds that title

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[rough drum]

thx bruv!

[reef canyon]

What happened to your eloquent demeanor? Was it all just a facade all along?

Mere trickery

[coarse path]

It truly was a trickery

My past sins forbid me from contuining the elegancy of pure heart

[sacred rover]

*2600 forgot the zero

[reef canyon]

a heavy crown to burden, i need to get Aronian's confession

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-silly-cat-cat-explode-yellow-cat-gif-12654556298327310612

[reef canyon]

one of us, one of us

[fluid ridge]

bullet?

[coarse path]

how can i get that " This user has the trusted role color "

[reef canyon]

hates* uhh i think in #reaction-roles

I recommend the dark green one

it makes me look smarter than i actually am

[plucky kelp]

nah I recommend the bright blue

[balmy python]

i aksed them to add a rust color one but they havent yet

[reef canyon]

i want a purple one :((

Oh wait that's alr for friend of the serber

[plucky kelp]

you will never be friend of the serber

[wind bay]

serber

[reef canyon]

but i can be fiend of the serber

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/he-said-the-thing-destiny2-gif-23566391

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/y3ongi-monkey-glass-staring-out-gif-21033950

[potent gulch]

Or does he

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ban-this-guy-can-we-ban-this-guy-mod-moderator-moderators-gif-4656455223274005082

[potent gulch]

Btw you're lucky cuz i couldn't find your furry confession ss

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-barret-model-no-nope-gif-6014133113401357020

[plucky kelp]

that's true!! Levon holds the title of strongest furry!!

[patent patrol]

ggs bru

@sacred rover

[sacred rover]

gg

[patent patrol]

i started doing some dumbbbb shit after a while

[plucky kelp]

wait since when did batter become a cat

[sacred rover]

no adoption?

[patent patrol]

bro im barely playing

[sacred rover]

idk, you play decent moves but you take way too long for them. Just speed it up a bit

Like the first game you were completely winning I think

[coarse path]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-fancy-dead-chat-yapping-pixelated-yapping-dead-chat-pixelated-gif-6714540924697693626

[reef canyon]

I think I'm done purging my system chat, see yall when i wake up (hopefully)

[patent patrol]

the first couple of games were really good for me

but i am not very locked in i guess idk

[plucky kelp]

nooo bro found the ss

[patent patrol]

after the first couple of games i just started going down a spiral so ig im tired or something

[potent gulch]

:3

[sacred rover]

@plucky kelp 1v1 me pls

[chilly ingot]

balls

[coarse path]

my peak is i think 2300

[fossil bloom]

Will engines play with higher contempt in a tournament with 2 points for win, 0.5 for draw, 0 for loss?

[coarse path]

my mistake, remove 1 zero

[patent patrol]

for a while but im not like you

[potent gulch]

If you're a furry challenge toe toe for a furry duel

[chilly ingot]

@patent patrol why aren't u here these days
day 24 of saying your too handsome batty butter

[sacred rover]

Engines don't take the points as a factor of their playstyle

[coarse path]

no furry; i do not get into that stuff

[fossil bloom]

they do tho, if the devs exclusively tweak the contempt factor between 0 and 100

[small jungle]

Vros Eden's alt

[reef canyon]

nice

[patent patrol]

i took a 3d mute among others

[coarse path]

this chat is bland,

[wind bay]

lol

[chilly ingot]

dam why

[fossil bloom]

they start out with diverse openings instead of a bazillion Berlin draws

[patent patrol]

spice it up

[potent gulch]

You're lucky, you're mentally stable, different from myself 💔

[coarse path]

that will get me timedout again

[sacred rover]

Didn't stockfish get rid of it few years back?

[reef canyon]

Torbith is out of your league

[small jungle]

No chess player is mentally stable

[coarse path]

ye i find myself luckier then you after what you said 👍

[small jungle]

Also hi apro :3

[potent gulch]

Oh so I'm safe :3

[patent patrol]

support changed my main user to the one i asked my alt for and i said they should stop being fed

[coarse path]

you stand alone my friend

[potent gulch]

Hewoooo

[reef canyon]

I am mentally stable bruh, I can park a horse in my brain

[coarse path]

Or nvm i stand alone

[chilly ingot]

lmao thas crazy 😂

[fossil bloom]

if ur the dev, u can always force it to push for win in drawish positions and start out with a sharp opening book , contempt is more pronounced in lc0 style engines

[potent gulch]

Glad to know 😔

[small jungle]

How ur chess doing vro

[coarse path]

there is still time....

[patent patrol]

errrr

[sacred rover]

I don't know shit about chess engines, but unless it's hardcoded how would you "push" it for a win? You'd have to train a new model?

[potent gulch]

Recovering from the tilt actually, just my lastest game was embarrassing 😭 I had two options pick up a free knight!!! A FREE KNIGHT or blunder mine thinking I won his queen :3 and yk what I choose

[potent gulch]

Nahhhh I'm totally infected bro

[chilly ingot]

i can tell ur a furry just by looking at this msg

[bright yacht]

mouse slip but bro fumbled hard

[fossil bloom]

the engine assumes 0.1 position to be 0.3 if the contempt factor is 20 centipawns, it tries a little harder and of course the openings are richer and diverse

[small jungle]

Same I tilted from 2170 to 2000 and I lost to some 1900s😭