💬〡chess-talk

[fluid ridge]

ah my bad, 1900 blitz amazing

[pallid chasm]

2000 easily

[devout bluff]

ok thank you

[fluid ridge]

gng your peak is 2009💀

[tawdry mango]

french spotted

[pallid chasm]

I play on lichess

[fluid ridge]

ew

[pallid chasm]

I prefer good chess the website doesn't matter

[fluid ridge]

2000 lichess is like 800 chess.com tho lol, you’re even worse on lichess

[pallid chasm]

Good joke

[fluid ridge]

?

[zenith patio]

Wouldn't say they play like 800 chess.com that would be diabolical

[fluid ridge]

it’s around that

[tawdry mango]

2000 lichess in question

[lucid tendon]

this dude is full of excuses tonight

[past junco]

i might be a good lichess player then

[last badger]

But that's just a false cause fallacy.

Just because A leads to B, and A leads to C, that does not mean B effects C

In this case, better logical thinking skills can lead to being better at math. And better logical thinking skills can lead to being better at chess. But that doesn't exactly mean being better at math leads to being better at chess

@tawdry mango

[pallid chasm]

Why hate on a website that's not monetizing and making higher depth engines free and accessible to everything, offering free puzzles too, when cc does none of that?

[zenith patio]

This hurts to look at

[fluid ridge]

he’s in that stage of ego and being an above average chess player which makes for a bad mix

[snow vapor]

BACK TO BACK

[pallid chasm]

Ego for what lol, I just said that your advice is generic

[lucid tendon]

that was me when i reached 2000 now im washed 1100 who loses every game i play

[fluid ridge]

and I said yeah

[snow vapor]

THE ROOOKKKK

[fluid ridge]

UI is disgusting

[sand summit]

Hello

[lucid tendon]

if venomous 1v1 me again

i would beat him east

[pallid chasm]

Funny

[lucid tendon]

verse me then?

lets show everyone HOW GOOD you are

[fluid ridge]

I don’t dislike li tho, just like messing with li players, also just don’t play on it so don’t care

[zenith patio]

Round 2 ragebait incoming

[pallid chasm]

There's no point you lost badly already

[fluid ridge]

li is good so that cc doesn’t have a monopoly

[lucid tendon]

i blundered 2 rooks and you barely won xD

[past junco]

i cant imagine frieren losing to the worst ragebaiter imaginable

[pallid chasm]

Ye and you started saying "Says the 1800" which is completely unnecessary, so who's being egoistic here

[sand summit]

Whole chess chess comunity is now scared of this statement

[lucid tendon]

hes scared to vs me again incase he actually loes

[kindred crypt]

any1 wanna 1v1 im 760 elo

[lucid tendon]

you because youre scared... show us this 1800 power

[zenith patio]

chess discord arguments are so cooked

[fluid ridge]

you

[past junco]

its funny to watch icl

[pallid chasm]

That's crazy

[last badger]

The thing abt math and chess being related is just logical fallacy tho 💔

The sun being hot leads to people buying ice cream, and the sun being hot leads to sunburns, but that doesnt mean ice cream and sunburns are related

Just as how pattern recognition can lead to being better at math, and it can lead to being better at chess. But doesnt mean chess and math are related

[past junco]

like wtf is a "communist egirl" doing beefing w frieren

[fluid ridge]

nah

[past junco]

like wtf is a communist egirl to begin with

[frozen dew]

yall still playing chess

[lucid tendon]

verse me venomous and if you win i will tell everyone you are "good" at chess

[zenith patio]

Communist E-girl vs Lichess Frieren

[fluid ridge]

yeah

[zenith patio]

greatest duel of all time

[past junco]

nah i hung up my boots sixty years ago

[frozen dew]

how old r u now

[fluid ridge]

it’s also because a lot of good chess players are good at math and vice versa imo

[sand summit]

What

[cedar spoke]

is 3+0 harder to climb than 3+2

[kindred crypt]

unemployment final boss chat

[wheat agate]

Hi, does anyone wanna play rapid?

[past junco]

idk

[lucid tendon]

https://link.chess.com/play/HVI3Gt @pallid chasm

[twin agate]

How did the game go?

[lucid tendon]

i wont let you win this time

[zenith patio]

Awooga vs Vemonous

[past junco]

i won

[reef canyon]

wsg chat

[past junco]

just my opponent had a god awful opening

[twin agate]

Yipee!

[zenith patio]

hi

[pallid chasm]

I'm being egoistic because you said you were giving some generic advice and I and I made a joke saying "that's some generic advice"?

[past junco]

lemme share my screenshot rq

[sand summit]

Spider man vs venom

[pallid chasm]

That's crazy

[fluid ridge]

yes

[last badger]

Idk I failed my AP Calc class in highschool 🥀

[reef canyon]

I should actually study more of the french soon

[fluid ridge]

no

[lucid tendon]

holy smokes you type words at 0,2 words an hour

[past junco]

ts one

[pallid chasm]

Ye that's higher than your chess rating

[fluid ridge]

damn, had to retake? i’m also saying generally tho, like im not good at math

[lucid tendon]

show me how you good are dont you want to beat me again

[sand summit]

WTF is communist e girl

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/slay-gif-5228535

[past junco]

fr im asking the same question here

[spare swallow]

Hey guys

[zenith patio]

Bro i told you its Communist E-girl vs Lichess Frieren my guy

[past junco]

ts gotta be the most chronically jobless thing i ever seen

[lucid tendon]

bro got the whole server laughing

[last badger]

Nahh it was in my senior year, I already did good enough in my junior year to graduate lol

[spare swallow]

I'm new to chess, would anyone like to teach me

[sand summit]

I think she's from russia

[fluid ridge]

ah, you don’t need to pass 4 math classes? could be the area and time but for me you need to get 4 math credits

[lucid tendon]

i may aswell ask D0m3 for a match since hes like 90x better than you ven

[reef canyon]

Lot's of just joined around here

[sand summit]

Wait, now WTF is lichess frieren

[pallid chasm]

Ok you should

[past junco]

this has got to be the worst russian propaganda campaign in that case

[past junco]

frieren who plays lichess simple as that

[last badger]

Yeah so during my junior year, I doubled up on my math classes

[lucid tendon]

awh bros sad now? my offer still stands if you want to vs me again and LOSE

[fluid ridge]

we can play a 3/0

[pallid chasm]

90 is oddly specific, is that your chess rating?

[lucid tendon]

bros reusing his own insults? xD

[fluid ridge]

ah, makes sense then, didn’t care in senior?

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/slay-gif-5228535

[pallid chasm]

Idk how you can be so confident when you lost badly

[lucid tendon]

i let you win

[zenith patio]

Because they are ragebaiting

[sand summit]

Half of the europe still suffering cause of this

[reef canyon]

damn I'm gonna be on my junior year as well yall wish me luck

[lucid tendon]

only 10min rapid

[pallid chasm]

Oh yeah?

[fluid ridge]

too long

[past junco]

anyway frieren couldve done what she did to aura to the communist egirl

[lucid tendon]

damn thats all good then

[spare swallow]

Any body wants to teach me ?

[wooden radish]

Anyone here from Türkiye?

[fluid ridge]

nah but I was there recently

[lucid tendon]

you think an 1100 would blunder a rook on move 8 🦨

[past junco]

yea where i was born theres still the concrete panel buildings

so imma blame russia for that

[last badger]

Yeah yknow, senior-itis lol. I couldn't wait to graduate

[pallid chasm]

Ye 1100 is beginner level

[reef canyon]

I want to argue against this claim but it feels wrong when I'm literally majoring in mathematics 💀

[wooden radish]

Awesome. Where did you go?

[sand summit]

Has Mikhail Tal gone to Turkey for hair transplant ?

[pallid chasm]

Also it is a common trap in the Benko so it was possible you missed it

[lucid tendon]

if im so beginner you wouldnt mind beating me again?

[fluid ridge]

Ankara and istanbul

[grand salmon]

7/10 ragebait

[fluid ridge]

went to the hagia sophia too

[sand summit]

Absolutely

[last badger]

Enjoy the small moments while you can, you'll miss them after u graduate

[lucid tendon]

https://link.chess.com/play/xvvJDX @pallid chasm

[wooden radish]

Awesome

[fluid ridge]

lol

[regal osprey]

I keep almost making these logical errors

[pallid chasm]

@lucid tendon stop making stupid excuses please you lost the game that's it I'm not playing you again yours just trying to get me to play again id just win again if we play again

[reef canyon]

I might be too locked in tbh in my junior year but I will try

[lucid tendon]

no only 1 more game.

but i wont let you win this time

[past junco]

jeez hang up your boots aura

[lucid tendon]

bro aborted

[past junco]

the scales arent gonna go ur way

[lucid tendon]

HES SO SCARED? LOL

[pallid chasm]

I'm playing white

[lucid tendon]

invite me then

[kindred crypt]

||employment, job||

[lucid tendon]

dont say that near venomous he will run away

[past junco]

youre gonna scare the communist egirl w those words

[sand summit]

Where can I watch your match

[lucid tendon]

ill send the link in chat

[pallid chasm]

https://link.chess.com/play/wyMvEU

[leaden star]

lf chess friend to chill on call with and improve with dm me

[sand summit]

Stream in VC

[lucid tendon]

says im waiting for you

[grand salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-fright-gif-1407771759511089766

[mint citrus]

Hahaha you fell for the rage bait @hushed thistle

[lucid tendon]

i cant

send another link it still says waiting for you

[pallid chasm]

I'm in the game

[sand summit]

Spider man is coming for you

[past junco]

im studying for my SAT while getting ready for my first year of uni im def spending my summer well 💀

[lucid tendon]

wtf is this stupid trap

[past junco]

did u fall for it?

[lucid tendon]

not fully i dont think

[limpid viper]

i cooked

[past junco]

alr yea sounds like you did

im gonna play more games then

[somber lark]

bro is a GM in disguise

[limpid viper]

this is probably the tuffest move i've played in a while

[wheat agate]

does anyone wanna play rapid?

[somber lark]

I should delete my acc for this

😭

[past junco]

ts is getting worse

[limpid viper]

ngl i didn't even realise your queen couldn't move anywhere at first

i just played it

[past junco]

yea let the queen have cake

[somber lark]

you cooked me

I thought that it's an easy adoption

[grand salmon]

Wild move damn

[somber lark]

one more child to my family

[limpid viper]

bro you hung your queen in a game

[somber lark]

still won

[limpid viper]

then again not like i had enough time to do anything

[azure pivot]

💀💀💀

[sand summit]

What's your dream elo

[azure pivot]

How did u let helo win 2 games zigzag

[somber lark]

2k

[azure pivot]

😭

[night mirage]

Sup lil boys

[somber lark]

he is too good bro

[limpid viper]

im him bro

[sand summit]

Kool

[azure pivot]

How tf

[limpid viper]

lowkey if i can just get some consistency im him

[azure pivot]

I’m impressed helo

[somber lark]

bro go check the games

I played against a GM fr

[azure pivot]

💀

[somber lark]

yeah im getting hit with that

and the most annoying part is that he actually thinks

[azure pivot]

That’s tough

[somber lark]

😭

[azure pivot]

How did you lose 2 games im so perplexed😭

[torn sparrow]

why npot rated

[azure pivot]

Bro is 2500

[sand summit]

Beating magnus 7 times or gets a porsche

[limpid viper]

i won with b3 🔥

[somber lark]

HELL NO

[torn sparrow]

I could have farmed helo if you had boosted him

[limpid viper]

i have actually just been playing b3 games all day though

[azure pivot]

Rare impressive helo moment

[azure pivot]

Play b6 and your tough

[somber lark]

what's your score against him

[grand salmon]

Bro b3 cannot be that good

[limpid viper]

i don't think i can handle b6 bro

[limpid viper]

it is bro

[azure pivot]

U can’t u lose a pawn 6 moves in

[limpid viper]

okay thats only in bullet

and sometimes blitz

[azure pivot]

How Have you beaten zigzag twice

[somber lark]

You didn't throw a single game

[grand salmon]

Can't convince me this shit is good

[torn sparrow]

13-2 in blitz

[limpid viper]

okay i did bro i blundered some pieces

[somber lark]

I either win by timed out or taking free pieces bro

[azure pivot]

Is helo secretly a positional master

[somber lark]

nope he is a gm trust

[grand salmon]

Bro got beaten by helo twice 💔💔💔

[azure pivot]

I am not trusting that

[torn sparrow]

terrible ikr

[limpid viper]

bro

[grand salmon]

He beat me once so I am better

[limpid viper]

ki you actually had some psychological hold over me or something

[somber lark]

damn

[azure pivot]

Yeah 30-0 is crazy ngl

[limpid viper]

plus my quality of play lowkey jumps too much

[somber lark]

maybe cuz it's 4 am

[azure pivot]

I needa start only playing b6 against u I can’t be playing Sicilians and bad openings

[torn sparrow]

when did bro become indian

[somber lark]

why

[azure pivot]

Bc6 is a crazy move

[limpid viper]

i will genuinely make b6 the first opening i prep against if i have to

[torn sparrow]

its 3 am in iran bro

[somber lark]

3:41

[sand summit]

It is 5:41 AM here

[grand salmon]

3:11am here

3:12

[past junco]

dobro utro

[torn sparrow]

everyone thinks they are indian smh

[sand summit]

No one is 5:41 AM here 🥀

[azure pivot]

Maybe you are tough after all

[zenith patio]

how tf is it 5:41am and 3:12am the minutes dont match

[grand salmon]

You don't know your time zones it seems

[limpid viper]

bros so conflicted over this

[torn sparrow]

30 difference

[past junco]

some places like to have 30 minute difference bc theyre chill like that

[azure pivot]

Bro zigzag farms me

[grand salmon]

A minute passed brother

[torn sparrow]

I know but I asked for indians bro

[somber lark]

nah you are hallucinating again
lack of playing with CatAteMcD does that to you

[zenith patio]

why are people measuring timezones in half hours now 😭

[limpid viper]

also ki who are the people in the gc other than you and sigma

[zenith patio]

I just figured it out

[limpid viper]

who else farms me

[grand salmon]

Go to India then

[past junco]

wait until you learn about australia's timezones

[azure pivot]

One is in chat rn

[torn sparrow]

I mean verified indians

[limpid viper]

greenflower can't farm me

bro greenflower is too scared to play unrated against me there's no way he can farm me

[somber lark]

it's almost 6 am there

[grand salmon]

Bro goonflower is talking about Indians rn are we serious

[torn sparrow]

sybau I could but I dont like making poor people sad

[zenith patio]

Gulp

[sand summit]

Ok, I'll pickup him from airport

[torn sparrow]

6 am is quite weak

[limpid viper]

i look at your elo as my own lil bro

[somber lark]

what did you smoke today, be honest

[torn sparrow]

bro you got farmed by ki and I am his farmer

[azure loom]

i just crossed 1800

[past junco]

yk

[limpid viper]

didn't you get farmed in 10 seconds by ki though

[torn sparrow]

its quite good

[torn sparrow]

I farmed him back

[kindred crypt]

aight, is 70 pages of a chess book in 4 days good?

[sand summit]

Bro what are you actually want to tell us 😭

[torn sparrow]

he had temporary ede

[grand salmon]

Probably

[torn sparrow]

you shouldnt sleep until 9 am

for 2200 grind

[limpid viper]

@azure pivot whats your score against greenflower

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-moinyin-gif-17650219494522746380

[past junco]

jesujs

[sand summit]

Ok

[past junco]

i usually sleep until 4 am but sleeping at 9 am is crazy work

[somber lark]

would drop his skill level like me not even a tilt 💀

[torn sparrow]

he has positive only because he farmed when he was 2400 bullet bro

[sand summit]

Allah

[grand salmon]

Bro might be a bat at this point

[azure loom]

please dont start an argument

[torn sparrow]

its what I do and its peak

[regal osprey]

I went to sleep at 2pm and woke up at 11pm

[pallid chasm]

@lucid tendon you lost again, now you're happy?

[somber lark]

let's play 3 matches bro

[lucid tendon]

yeah

i just proved you was as bad as i thought you was

[limpid viper]

ngl thats crazy to think he was 2400 bullet cause i have not even known bro long enough to remember when he was not tilted

[torn sparrow]

bro had to aura farm

[azure loom]

is that your elo I see

[somber lark]

yep

[limpid viper]

for as long as i have known ki bros been tilted

[sand summit]

I don't even know him

[torn sparrow]

I got him in pool before he was 2400 lol

[pallid chasm]

I gave you piece odds and you still lost

[fluid ridge]

nice one lol

[sand summit]

You defeated him?

[azure loom]

I'm muslim too but these arguments tend to go very bad sometimes

[lucid tendon]

you set up a trap and when i didnt fully fall for it you call it giving me pieces...

[zenith patio]

no egirl lost

[somber lark]

both the same ngl

[pallid chasm]

He talks like he has won lol

[sand summit]

No no, I'm talking about Allah, I don't know him because I'm not muslim

[lucid tendon]

i can see why you dont play 1800 rapid LOL

[kindred crypt]

Time travel

[sand summit]

Draw?

[somber lark]

Is it possible to adopt helo

[pallid chasm]

I set many traps and you fell for many traps

[azure loom]

so why did you mention it then

[pallid chasm]

He lost 2 games out of 2 games

[limpid viper]

unfortunately very possible

[somber lark]

How 😭

[zenith patio]

we gamble the odds trust

[limpid viper]

i was 30-0 against ki

[sand summit]

Just for fun

[night mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679004506025099288/1251696041028489409/attachment-1-2.gif

[torn sparrow]

bro thinks he is playing the

[limpid viper]

then again thats just cause whenever i was winning ki would flag me

[azure loom]

Anyone up for a game

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-job-job-application-vexify-stan-twitter-job-gif-12858523709725444326

[limpid viper]

now i've gotten a bit better with time management though

[torn sparrow]

so he never flagged you

[sand summit]

@lucid tendon you should join aura framing havard school and recover your aura immediately

[grand salmon]

That's what you get for playing blitz

[limpid viper]

so i don't think 30-0 is possible with my current time management skills

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-happy-birthday-eden-basin-ido-bomboclat-bomboclat-gif-9138605067843489924

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-gif-8359767943919160144

[limpid viper]

true

[pallid chasm]

Can't recover from that

[lucid tendon]

im 1100 and you are 1880. it shouldn't take you that long to beat me? is that why you stopped playing rapid? you cant win against people the same rating its laughable xd

[somber lark]

bro I needed another child so bad

[night mirage]

If u play blitz like come on what are u doing find the nearest end city get hit by a shulker and fall onto the ground

[pallid chasm]

It takes long to beat you because you take forever to play

[limpid viper]

ngl my time management was so bad i had some guy laugh at me in chat and tell me he was going to bed

[lucid tendon]

you should beat me in under 20 moves...

[torn sparrow]

good thing I have a elytra

[night mirage]

No u found a bum end city and it had a rat 🐀 in it

[limpid viper]

that was actually only a few days ago though

[grand salmon]

Surely my current time management is worse ngl

[pallid chasm]

Na that's not how chess works if you didn't make any clear blunders how can I win in under 20 moves

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-campbell-zachary-campbell-stressed-out-stress-upset-gif-26469661

[torn sparrow]

I already duped the elyzta

[foggy ember]

hey

[lucid tendon]

play better

[sand summit]

Then why you call him you are scared, you're afraid of me. Really it's very stupid NGL

[limpid viper]

it cannot be bro

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-you-play-like-a-cat-play-like-a-cat-mrrp-mrp-gif-9789205383530168734

[pallid chasm]

Stop being unreasonable and finding more excuses please, face your defeat

[lucid tendon]

hes the only person here who gets annoyed easily xD

[grand salmon]

You will see me spending close to 3 minutes for a move in the opening bro

[night mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242729901677744178/1391249673603252244/animated.gif

[pallid chasm]

Ye because you're good at being annoying

[lucid tendon]

oh thank you

[torn sparrow]

everyone wants you to get a job but why dont you lose it

[night mirage]

MRROAWW

[limpid viper]

okay nevermind bro

how about you don't do that

[zenith patio]

then stop feeding the reaction 😭

[somber lark]

That's me

[grand salmon]

I wish it was that easy brother

[zenith patio]

it'll stop

[lucid tendon]

ikr, i would of went to bed 40mins ago if he never replied ☠️

[foggy ember]

who wants to play chess now?

[torn sparrow]

what a zigzagian mindset

[azure loom]

You realize some people here are students right

[pallid chasm]

Hahaha

[grand salmon]

I keep thinking about weird plans with sacrifices and shit that could never work

[somber lark]

you call that a loser mindset

[pallid chasm]

Ye I learnt a lesson, when clowns try to get attention just ignore them lol

[limpid viper]

bro just quickly look and find 1 reason why it doesn't work and don't play it

[sand summit]

This cat is using hair styling wax

[torn sparrow]

we both know why

[lucid tendon]

never look in the mirror then please... youll vanish

[night mirage]

Me asf

[kindred crypt]

We must be twins

[night mirage]

Sorry but my gif skills are unparalleled dont qurstion it

[lucid tendon]

that was a picture,,,

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-dude-what-the-flip-ok-dude-what-the-flip-i'm-gonna-touch-you-imma-touch-you-gif-10167813345254301443

[kindred crypt]

Gif not working for you?

Sounds like a you problem

[zenith patio]

real gif trust

[night mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287269535786729574/1398086077499179070/image0.gif

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ainsley-satisfaction-hehe-boy-laughing-gif-12120637

[night mirage]

Student ahh goes to school ahh

[grand salmon]

Of course that's what I am trying to do but I push my calculation way too far at times, trying to disprove the reason it doesn't work if you get what I'm saying

[frail remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/garry-kasparov-garry-kasparov-chess-blunder-gif-22872289

[night mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1039573730751422595/29B137A0-B2CA-4BD3-A92E-542BCC35BEED.gif

[azure loom]

what game was this

[sand summit]

where are his hands busy

[past junco]

i made a brilliant moved and i still got gngbanged in the end 💀

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mom-gif-25096943

[grand salmon]

I did the same thing like an hour ago 😭

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/dear-autocorrect-bigger-gif-21687522

[frail remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-thoms-officiel-gif-25648420

[past junco]

fr i thought i was cooking american bbq ribs but i got turned into bratwurst in the end

[night mirage]

Brilliant dont matter if u have 10x the blunders

[zenith patio]

average bullet game

[night mirage]

Shi got me feelin some typa way

https://tenor.com/view/sword-gif-25922591

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-12415677133864599416

[sand summit]

Autocorrect hates six

[past junco]

bro used chatgpt to make pbj 😭🙏

ima start asking chatgpt what my name is

[night mirage]

Lmfao

Putten away

[snow vapor]

i just cannot, look at this game https://www.chess.com/game/141457144780

[azure loom]

Ai is wild now huh

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-explosion-meme-fishing-gif-23044892

[sand summit]

Very informative, but where is the tutorial of how to open the jar

[past junco]

watch out for your pbj job cuz ai's got your job now

[past junco]

idk just ask chatgpt for that

[mellow pasture]

Hello

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/it-sucks-to-be-you-gif-18294838

[night mirage]

U aint from flipping cagville

[limpid viper]

yea uhh don't do that

idk what else to say

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-mad-cuz-bad-gif-22811200

[past junco]

wtf is this

[mellow pasture]

What in the mutual friend

[azure loom]

That's you when your family's out

[snow vapor]

https://www.chess.com/game/141457144780

[sand summit]

Actually I'm introvert, can you ask that “chatgpt bro"

[night mirage]

Yeah i have just about all discord users added

[mellow pasture]

What the reason behind that

[night mirage]

Thats me on your family

[past junco]

idk ill ask chatgpt to do that for me

[snow vapor]

yeah what do u want me to ask

[night mirage]

What can i say im js a friendly guy

[gleaming raven]

or should i ask him

[mellow pasture]

Cool guy

[sand summit]

How to open a jar

[night mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349045576624373850/1382445087199330435/deathsentence.gif

[zenith patio]

Zip up zippers is fire

[gleaming raven]

played f3

[grand salmon]

yeah man you don't have to say anything I just gotta lock in

[mellow pasture]

How do I get gif and pic perm

[past junco]

maybe but ill ask chatgpt on how i should respond to ur text

[azure loom]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-did-you-just-say-to-me-angela-zatima-what-did-you-say-bet-plus-gif-4385786104861849808

[grand salmon]

Permanently

[snow vapor]

fym may also be at risk

[limpid viper]

fr me too

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-perms-cat-gif-perms-gif-737768413931630318

[limpid viper]

i lowkey gotta improve my calculation speed

[mellow pasture]

Why?

[sour hornet]

Love how I can be 800 for a month and then all of the sudden not be able to beat 600

[past junco]

ok so i asked chatgpt how to reply and it said that you should ask chatgpt

[azure loom]

bro's having a successful career than a lot of chess players

[mellow pasture]

I’m also friendly, we have mutual friends

[sour hornet]

Ill hold great positions then immediately the other guy starts playing the best move until the end

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-22962787

[past junco]

how r u finding these criminal gifs?

[grand salmon]

If they actually play only the best moves that might be an instance of cheating, though chances are it's an instance of skill issue

[mellow pasture]

I’ll quit valorant and focus on chess.

Reasons :

Chess improves critical thinking.

I don’t get rage baited. (Maybe in bad cases like freeing my queen).

I don’t waste a lot of time.

[sand summit]

tell him that caine said thank you to “chatgpt bro" and send the SS of his reply

[past junco]

nah valorant better

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bagel-spaghetti-gif-26365750

Js git gud

[snow vapor]

this what i said

[grand salmon]

Quit both, get a job

[gleaming raven]

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
8 | ♜ | ♞ | ♝ | ♛ | ♚ | ♝ | ♞ | ♜ | 8
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
7 | ♟ | ♟ | ♟ | ♟ | ♟ | ♟ | ♟ | ♟ | 7
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
6 | | | | | | | | | 6
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
5 | | | | | | | | | 5
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
4 | | | | | | | | | 4
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
3 | | | | | | | | | 3
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
2 | ♙ | ♙ | ♙ | ♙ | ♙ | ♙ | ♙ | ♙ | 2
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
1 | ♖ | ♘ | ♗ | ♕ | ♔ | ♗ | ♘ | ♖ | 1
+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+
a b c d e f g h

guys what do i play

[mellow pasture]

U are <500 buddy

[night mirage]

A discord gif expert never reveals his clothes

I mean secrets

[mellow pasture]

I’m 13

[azure loom]

i gotta say it this server is surprisingly avuncular

[sand summit]

He's a little bit of weird too

[past junco]

nah chatgpt starting to feel emotions for the first time

[grand salmon]

....damn

[mellow pasture]

U fell for it?

[past junco]

its computer dih throbbing alr

[azure loom]

join the maths discord lil dude

[grand salmon]

I mean shit why would one lie about their age

[nimble arch]

Bang the side of it on a table

[past junco]

bc ppl r pathetic?

[mellow pasture]

If I was 13, I wouldn’t be here

[past junco]

idk

[mellow pasture]

Mean

[nimble arch]

Yeah i means valid

[past junco]

ig so

[mellow pasture]

median 😹

[past junco]

mode

[sand summit]

Tell me your old cringe bio

[mellow pasture]

balls

[nimble arch]

Carnage mode

[past junco]

thats not even a mathematical concept bruh

[night mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ight-imma-head-out-cat-roomba-roomba-cat-cursed-gif-24854617

[mellow pasture]

I know

I’m not here for math

[nimble arch]

Well i mean they could be

[mellow pasture]

Focus on ur goals

[mellow pasture]

In probability yes

trading balls

[snow vapor]

what i throw the whole damn table at it

[mellow pasture]

And buying new balls

[sand summit]

Not in cat holes 🐈

[mellow pasture]

did I get roasted on

[snow vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/you-baffoon-gif-26509976

https://tenor.com/view/schmoes-woody-buzz-ballin-meme-gif-8116156233341970547

[past junco]

oh damn

[sand summit]

Yeah, grilled

[limpid viper]

do you like maths

[nimble arch]

Depends

[mellow pasture]

They are too low for my level

[past junco]

yea hes a BIG nerd

anyway imma go to sleep im feeling like crap

[snow vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-theater-popcorn-explosion-crazy-gif-7283614019765734813

[mellow pasture]

Good night

[grand salmon]

Anything with ∫ I have had enough personally

[nimble arch]

I only like simple math needed for simple data analysis

[mellow pasture]

What’s ur career

[nimble arch]

Homeless

[mellow pasture]

chess engineering

[limpid viper]

professional fots

[snow vapor]

please use proper censoring, it's car*er

[grand salmon]

Bro is gonna lose that as well

[mellow pasture]

funny

[grand salmon]

Or so I've heard

[sand summit]

We can do that together

[limpid viper]

yea they're replacing him with me

[nimble arch]

Been in a “rework pending” for the past two years

[snow vapor]

w*rk

[nocturne plover]

Integrals for sure are hard but depends on which level you go the common high school integrals are easy as f in college they get a bit hard real ones start at msc level

[limpid viper]

lowkey they gotta fix the roles

[mellow pasture]

Send the employment sheet to this guy I think he’s lost

[snow vapor]

empl*yment propoganda

[nimble arch]

Yes they need to give me more permd

[limpid viper]

like they could add more colours to trusted roles

[limpid viper]

we good on that bro

[sand summit]

Yoghn

[reef canyon]

I've literally played everything except the bird... Damn...

[wooden radish]

When is the patch dropping guys?

[reef canyon]

is it time chat

[limpid viper]

actually there are no mods online

[wooden radish]

Free bird

[limpid viper]

do with this information what you must

[mellow pasture]

Is chess for nerds

[wooden radish]

Definitely but that’s ok

[reef canyon]

I've heard some dwell in invis mode

[grand salmon]

Quick, post illegal lego building techniques

[mellow pasture]

I bet ur below 300 elo

[limpid viper]

this some bastman type shit

[sand summit]

This server is for. I'm sure

[limpid viper]

quick say the word lichess

[nocturne plover]

I've faced both benoni and grunfled in otb fide tours but never online ig

[mellow pasture]

Print(“helo”)

[tight parcel]

i drew Grandmaster Sam Khanin today

[limpid viper]

in blitz?

[tight parcel]

He came to a rated tournament I went to

[nocturne plover]

Bro started learning computer ig

[tight parcel]

Yeah

[limpid viper]

tuff

[mellow pasture]

Python to be exact

[nocturne plover]

Ye

[grand salmon]

Respect

[past junco]

btw u found a job yet?

[limpid viper]

why did i search bro up and his name is semen

[wooden radish]

Wha

[limpid viper]

the gms name is semen

[tight parcel]

um dont ask

[snow vapor]

jumpscare! j*b

[tight parcel]

he's A RUSSIAN CHAD OKAY

[wooden radish]

Imagine getting beat by dude named semen

[torn sparrow]

Its a known Russian name

[grand salmon]

I mean if bro is whining about censorship of words related to it, I would reckon he hasn't

[twilit dew]

Hi chat I recently learned the london

[mellow pasture]

Are you employmentophobic

[limpid viper]

didn't know the russians get down like that

[tight parcel]

I drew him

[twilit dew]

i think it's so amazing, best opening ever!!!

[grand salmon]

💔💔💔

[wooden radish]

Nice

[tight parcel]

Hope you get to 1500 im trying to stay on 1700

[mellow pasture]

What’s ur elo

[torn sparrow]

Bro because in English it has a meaning doesn't mean anything

[twilit dew]

Thank you! I hope so too!

[limpid viper]

i was joking goonflower calm down

[twilit dew]

700 right now, but I climbed really fast!

[idle oracle]

where's the sus emote

[torn sparrow]

😠

[mellow pasture]

How? I’m suffering rn. On 300 elo but yesterday 500…

[torn sparrow]

You British rage baiter

[snow vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-surgeon-shaun-murphy-the-good-doctor-gif-16641093576353373368

[torn sparrow]

What did I hear a j*b

KEEP that far away

[twilit dew]

That's okay, you'll catch up to me soon!

[mellow pasture]

What’s ur max bench

[twilit dew]

I went from 200 to 700 in one month!

[bitter niche]

😭

[limpid viper]

i just like to tell the truth

[mellow pasture]

kg or grams

[twilit dew]

we don't talk about it but what's your leg press

[bitter niche]

500 lbs

[twilit dew]

cc elo

[wooden radish]

Nice

[mellow pasture]

750kg

[torn sparrow]

Truth in dreams

[limpid viper]

the word ragebait was specifically engineered as a defence mechanism to silence free thinkers like me

[past junco]

in my home country men have names that mean like "lover"

[twilit dew]

less than minne!

[twilit dew]

so cap

[torn sparrow]

bro fell off

[bitter niche]

yeah prob can we run some blitz tho who cares abt that

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rizz-gif-11588635391327265506

[grand salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-clear-uhhh-meme-gif-25693361

[limpid viper]

they are trying to silence me

[past junco]

https://tenor.com/view/richarlison-dança-pombo-copa-brasil-gif-27146647

[torn sparrow]

actually we are trying to make you talk

[azure pivot]

Tryna make him play fr

[twilit dew]

I only play with 500s sorry

[azure pivot]

Helo you little nugget stop running from us

[twilit dew]

Cuz I'm 700

[limpid viper]

bro when have i ever run from you

[torn sparrow]

where do you get these gifs bro

[bitter niche]

thats me!

[twilit dew]

500-1000 so I can gain some rating

[limpid viper]

except when youa sk me to play bullet

[azure pivot]

A week straight bro

[bitter niche]

yeah you can farm me im 600

[azure pivot]

That’s running😭

[limpid viper]

those don't count

[past junco]

i just find them

divine intervention and good searching

[tranquil basin]

Good morning guys

I’m dead inside I slept at like 2:00

[torn sparrow]

nah I get lucky

[twilit dew]

OMG IS THAT A TITLED PLAYER OMG HIII @tranquil basin

OMG I'M LIKE YOUR BVIGGEST FAN EVER I ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET A TITLED PLAYEROMIIGAWWD

[past junco]

thanks for reminding me that i should sleep

[twilit dew]

@tranquil basin HIIIIIIIIIII

[azure pivot]

yes they do

[tranquil basin]

Welcome

[past junco]

btw my melody's probably made of marshmellow

[tranquil basin]

Wassuppppppp

[limpid viper]

bro i run from no one

[past junco]

and i should stop w my sugar deficit soon

[limpid viper]

except bullet requests

[twilit dew]

How did your date go @tranquil basin

[tranquil basin]

You tell me

[azure pivot]

I’m quoting you on this next time I ask to play

[bitter niche]

did you mention you were a titled chess player

[burnt sentinel]

Booty call?

[snow vapor]

what is gotham talking about bro 😭

[past junco]

i never knew guns were so polite

[limpid viper]

🤔

[twilit dew]

aww nice, looks like it went well

[azure pivot]

Wrong message

[azure pivot]

^

[tranquil basin]

From school so she knows

[tranquil basin]

No lmao

[twilit dew]

all my dates don't know i play chess actually lol

[limpid viper]

i still run from no one

[tight parcel]

Im trying to get a chess coach

[twilit dew]

i only dated non-chess mans so far

[past junco]

imma impress my next date w my 400 elo chess

[bitter niche]

@twilit dew just add "titled chess player" in your bio and youll get more huzz

[twilit dew]

yeah they would be impressed with my 700 elo ❤️ ❤️

[past junco]

ong the bruzz/huzz would love that

[twilit dew]

nah im not looking for someone like that

[bitter niche]

bro sybau and play some blitz dawg

[tight parcel]

I prefer rapid

[twilit dew]

ughh when will i get bf im so mad

[bitter niche]

youre so real for that

[kindred crypt]

ok come rated bullet

[bitter niche]

when you play me in blitz goofy

[tranquil basin]

I cooked

[tight parcel]

WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF BULLET

[limpid viper]

lets play rated blitz instead bro

[mellow pasture]

What’s ur rank in valorant

[bitter niche]

stop dodging

[tranquil basin]

Everyone that knows me knows lol,

[tight parcel]

Ok im tired of this friggin green sticker on my username

[twilit dew]

how did you guys end up going on a date? @tranquil basin

[burnt sentinel]

Checkmate a guy and they will search for u across the whole earth

[azure pivot]

He beat zigzag you might be cooked

[twilit dew]

nice, for some reason in my end nobody knows unless i tell them but i never tell people

[tranquil basin]

Idk man. She asked me out when I was back in HK and wanted to meet before I left for US

[twilit dew]

niceee w rizz

i need a bf, preferably an im idk i just think its so cute

[hollow hedge]

#_#

[tight parcel]

Wait road to 1500 BRO UR AT LITERAL 1900

[twilit dew]

but also i dated nonchess mans only so far

[twilit dew]

no im 700

[raven sinew]

Hey

[burnt sentinel]

Real game?

[bitter niche]

shes a titled player 💀

[tight parcel]

Then why is your chess.com account linked-

[twilit dew]

also whyd you say the only rating that i dont play @tight parcel

[kindred crypt]

immediately

[tight parcel]

SHES WCM

Woman Candidate Master

[tranquil basin]

Bro 99% of chess players suck at relationships, I’m just the 1%

[bitter niche]

yeah and like 1900 fide or something i forgot

[past junco]

damn shes being humble

[tight parcel]

1900+

[limpid viper]

got kicked out of the diddy circle

[twilit dew]

alright i'll become orange for a day

[tranquil basin]

Gotta say I’m wild in the discord vcs tho

[limpid viper]

unfortunate

[kindred crypt]

that's because 99% of chess players are socially inept

[past junco]

oh ffs im going to bed

[regal osprey]

I'm stuck on this puzzle I was thinking Qd4 b6 (or Ne5) Qxd6 Qxd6 Nxd6?

[tranquil basin]

I feel like most of us choose when to be socially inept

[bitter niche]

idk what chess players yall are interacting w but in my opinion most people see it as a hobby and are just normal people

[tranquil basin]

It’s not that I don’t understand things, I just choose not to for fun

[kindred crypt]

being socially inept at all is pretty weird

[limpid viper]

why did you guys add me to the gc then kick me 💀

who even kicked me

[tranquil basin]

It’s like hanging with the homies

[bitter niche]

its only when you get to the over 1900 sections then the tournament hall starts to stink up and people cant shake hands properly

[tranquil basin]

It’s different than hanging with ur parents

[bitter niche]

idk ill check gang

[kindred crypt]

yo why was the hello kitty girl orange

[twilit dew]

Yall i try to be 700 aeveryone doxes me smh

[bitter niche]

ya you got the role now

[kindred crypt]

i need the clout lets play blitz

[kindred crypt]

the FM is online!!!

[bitter niche]

ha*

[past junco]

imagine farming for fun atp

[bitter niche]

you still doing homework or are we gonna run blitz

[ebon ingot]

what title do u have

[kindred crypt]

woman cant master

[charred yoke]

What do these percentages mean?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> WCM lilyrishu

This is the Chess.com profile of lilyrishu. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: Woman Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1910 (1853 peak)
Blitz: 2005 (peak)
Bullet: 2100 (peak)

[bitter niche]

@limpid viper invisible removed you 💀

[regal osprey]

So it was Qd4 but then they went Bxh2+ ?? What does this do i don't get it

[limpid viper]

who

[kindred crypt]

and?

[bitter niche]

you slow?

[bitter niche]

he asked me

[limpid viper]

oh do you mean @kindred crypt

[twilit dew]

i feel like such a bum

[past junco]

so why were u trying to look like a beginner player lol

[bitter niche]

i know an fm from spain in the server lemme put you on @twilit dew

[twilit dew]

funny asf, i'd suggest moves everyone always thinks its bad cuz im a girl, "maybe you'll understand when you get better" quote&quote

[burnt sentinel]

I think u should date @tranquil basin

[twilit dew]

but it's funny lol i don't mind it at all

[raven sinew]

White was a 2500 fm

[past junco]

fair enough

[twilit dew]

Like I'd laugh in my head and try to not laugh out loud when people say stuff like that

[burnt sentinel]

hahhaha 😂😂 awesome

[regal osprey]

Oh my gosh i didn't even see that Qd4 Attacked the rook

[bitter niche]

can we run blitz tho like ong i need at least one win

[ebon ingot]

any tips for getting a title?

[kindred crypt]

be a woman

[past junco]

nah shes a beginner wdym

[burnt sentinel]

This 👆

[twilit dew]

spam tournaments

[burnt sentinel]

What if I’m a man but I go trans @kindred crypt

[kindred crypt]

2400 cc = real title

[twilit dew]

good luck, but wcm is 2000 fide fyi

[kindred crypt]

you gotta be biological woman for W titles

[kindred crypt]

💔

[burnt sentinel]

F*******k

[bitter niche]

Is the chess.com engine okay in the head? Kc6 only move that makes progress and Ka7 is +76.2 💀 dogshit engine

[kindred crypt]

wait so, if you were in argentina, NM would be higher than WCM? (NM is 2100 in argentina)

[twilit dew]

NM is for the countries' rating, not fide

[kindred crypt]

in argentina it's by fide rating

[twilit dew]

it's not a fide rating, fide is international, nm is for the country

[kindred crypt]

2100 fide for NM

[kindred crypt]

not always vro

[twilit dew]

no there's no such thing as a nm fide title?

[dull blaze]

engines are always like this lol

[bitter niche]

tablebase > engine

[kindred crypt]

i dont think we have national elo tho

[dull blaze]

well yeah ofc

[kindred crypt]

shit im at 1%

[charred yoke]

This is Lucina bridge position?

[bitter niche]

yup you got it <3

[dull blaze]

imo national titles should not exist

[burnt sentinel]

Can I pay FIDE to give me IM title? Say $5 million dollars?

That’s my only hope

[twilit dew]

oh rip, idk how it is in argentina, to get nm in most countries you need 2200 + 3 norms in that country's rating, OR 2300 in that country's rating

[bitter niche]

imma grind for nm trust chat

[charred yoke]

Engine is can’t endgame apparently

[past junco]

no way u actually have that kinda money

so i think ur lucks out

[bitter niche]

ask wgm nemsko

she bought her title lmao, shitty ass grandmaster

[kindred crypt]

in us you js need 2200

[burnt sentinel]

hahahah

[nimble arch]

I know doofus has an alt lol

[twilit dew]

after today I'm going to go back to red cuz it's funnier

[bitter niche]

@twilit dew 10 game blitz match?

im 1700 blitz cc on my life

[ebon ingot]

how many tournaments do u usually have to play before crossing 2000

[kindred crypt]

nah hes 2200 blitz cc

[fleet dove]

norms for nm should be abolished

[kindred crypt]

like 50 prob

[past junco]

depends on u gng

[grand salmon]

Do you know the name of the alt?

[snow vapor]

i have fell down to 1100 from 1500 wtf

[bitter niche]

bro 😭 this guy wont play me in blitz i swear

i beat an fm yesterday in blitz!!

[fleet dove]

keep it that way please

[limpid viper]

was it the same fm i played

[fleet dove]

don't sully your reputation

[bitter niche]

idk who was it

[limpid viper]

probably the same guy bro was slow asf

[bitter niche]

??? cc username?

[limpid viper]

Ararat-74

some old man i played in blitz

[bitter niche]

nah idk who that is

nah i played a 17 year old not some old guy

[nimble arch]

yes but theres no reason for me to tell cuz then im gonna lose my role lol

[kindred crypt]

first uscf online tournament and i got 2 nms

[charred yoke]

What is white maneuver again after Ka6 Ke5?

[kindred crypt]

is he someone we know

[nimble arch]

Ofc not

[limpid viper]

oh i played some 50 year old fm who was 1600 blitz 💀

that was when i was down in the 1600s though

[nimble arch]

doofus is hardly active on his main

[bitter niche]

Kc6 I think, ive never tried to go the other way lol maybe its the same thing tho

[nimble arch]

even less on his alt

[bitter niche]

nah this guy was 2400

1600 fm damn bro

[limpid viper]

tuff

[limpid viper]

he was just slow tbh

so i flagged him

[idle oracle]

Ra4 and promote

[grand salmon]

I didn't expect you to say

[azure pivot]

Too tough

[idle oracle]

Ka7 repeats once and then builds the bridge

[kindred crypt]

if i play you i get 5 elo 💔

[idle oracle]

Lucena position

[limpid viper]

worth it bro

im a weak 1700 you could probably 10-0 me

[idle oracle]

ive only beaten CMs at blitz, mostly because they flag

[twilit dew]

What was everyone’s strongest win?

[idle oracle]

probably when i got a winning position in 5 moves into a 1950 FIDE rated opponent otb

[limpid viper]

was gonna answer this then i realized i am 90% sure this person has me blocked

[twilit dew]

Niceee

[bitter niche]

you bc we're about to play blitz

[tawdry mango]

I was close to beating a WCM once but folded under pressure

[ebon ingot]

i beat a 1900 uscf player otb yesterday

[twilit dew]

Who was the wcm? 😮

[twilit dew]

Niceee that’s impressive

[tawdry mango]

😡

[charred yoke]

If Ka6 Ke5 Ra4 you can’t push to promote after Kd6 Ka7 Kc7

[azure pivot]

2478 fide gm or by rated blitz jkao 😂

[charred yoke]

If Ka7 instead of Ka6 you a perpetually chased by rook

[dull blaze]

i bet i have the highest rated stalemate here

[idle oracle]

you can check the king and promote in that position

or promote and then check the king to win the rook

[ebon ingot]

thanksss what about u?

[reef canyon]

some random 2700 in 10 second bullet

it was an arena game, but it was a win nonetheless

[charred yoke]

Ah yes thank you

[idle oracle]

cant believe i have ranked anxiety over chess now

this is so bs

[scenic dirge]

why do people think a timeout in this position is a win for white when it's a draw?

[reef canyon]

It's just a number, there are more important numbers in life

Like grades, or credit score

[idle oracle]

different rulesets

[brazen galleon]

Guys why is WCM no title? Is it that extremely bad?

[tawdry mango]

What

[idle oracle]

I have a bad mindset regarding these things

[reef canyon]

Don't let yourself get outpsyched by a number

[idle oracle]

oh my god I just hit a mosquito and it imprinted on my skin wtffff

[scenic dirge]

in official tournaments would it be a draw or win?

[dull blaze]

this is a win for black no

[scenic dirge]

timeout

[idle oracle]

depends if FIDE or national federation guidelines

[dull blaze]

who timed out

[reef canyon]

It will fuse and u will have mosquito dna forever

[scenic dirge]

white timesout on purpose

[idle oracle]

believe it or not, straight down the toilet

[dull blaze]

black wins

[tawdry mango]

Why not eat it? You just wasted so much protein

[dull blaze]

if its not fide rated and only like uscf rated it might be a draw i'm not sure

[reef canyon]

RIP mosquito

[reef canyon]

a mosquito is barely a gram

[tawdry mango]

Bro your pfp

[reef canyon]

it's possible to get more protein from the dirt under your fingernails

[tawdry mango]

Ding is actually my goat

Not Kasparov

[reef canyon]

no one glazes ding like me

[bitter niche]

fischer is the best chess player there ever was and will be

[tawdry mango]

By moy Ling Diren gy moat

[dull blaze]

what kinda take is this

[tawdry mango]

💀

[reef canyon]

a 400 elo one

[magic shard]

USCF and chess.com calls it a draw

[twilit dew]

I need new hobbies damn…

[reef canyon]

try sports

[bitter niche]

i love this random dude from iran, i mouseslipped queenside castle in this position and he accepted the draw 😭 <3

[nimble arch]

clarify this question, if black times out then its a win for white.
if white times out then it depends on the rules you play by

[bitter niche]

american football

[wispy aspen]

2401 lets go!

[deep sail]

Well here black is winning, but well there is still a chance that black can blunder the game like he can't just play anything and it will be a draw, so time out means win for white.

[pure flame]

if any1 wants help with game analysis / help from me from game analysis I am here to help out a bit

I will have 30 min be4 I go to bed

I am currently in voice call in study lounge

[reef canyon]

I'm so chess brainrotted i read this as Bishop to e4

[last badger]

[pure flame]

strong centralized bishop

bishop strong on light square in centre

I say that w/o seeing a board in front of me lol

anyway any1 wants or not?

[reef canyon]

I have to go to the dentist in a few mins

they're taking away two of my molars

[pure flame]

otherwise I will just reply to some people in "ask an expert" which I mean are sometimes the same questions over and over and over ...

[pure flame]

good luck man

hopefully you will feel better afterwards

like after everything is done

[reef canyon]

thanks i bet the anaesthesia is gonna feel awesome

[bitter niche]

have someone record you directly after 🤣

i had my wisdom teeth removed and i did some stupid shit while high lmao

[azure pivot]

@limpid viper you up

[limpid viper]

ye

[azure pivot]

blitz time

[limpid viper]

but im sleeping soon

[limpid viper]

tomorrow fr

[azure pivot]

running bro

[limpid viper]

i am

[azure pivot]

1 game then

[limpid viper]

ok 1 game

[tawdry mango]

I'll get you into cards and you can abuse the fact that you're a girl and break into the incredibly niche girl cardist space and make hella money

[nimble arch]

huh

[stiff plover]

Just got cooked by a couple 1800 14yos

Otb

[torn sparrow]

bro thinks he is me

[kindred crypt]

come unrated blitz

[torn sparrow]

ragebaiter ahh

[kindred crypt]

dodging ahh

[torn sparrow]

bro I let challenge run for 1 hour idc anymore

[kindred crypt]

i told u i didnt see it

[torn sparrow]

🧢

[kindred crypt]

vro doesnt want to make it 6 in a row

[idle oracle]

what sort of cards

im listening

[silent crest]

how would one work out their style of chess? I feel like I play very differently and have recently tried more openings.

[worldly tangle]

italian game knight attack polerio bishop check bogoljubov variation, blackburne Variation

[brazen galleon]

Your mother gambit exchange helicopter attack variant Opening

[idle oracle]

road to 2200

[brazen galleon]

Road to 2000

[idle oracle]

hopefully not

[brazen galleon]

Yesn't

[snow vapor]

i cant get out of 1200 yall going 2000 what the helly

[worldly tangle]

Adoption gambti

[kindred crypt]

ive been playing chess my entire life and i average 700

[brazen galleon]

Diagnosis: chronical skill issue
What to do next: Stop playing chess forever and get a very good doctor

[brazen galleon]

Abortion gambit😂 😂

[kindred crypt]

anyone for a game of xiangqi

[snow vapor]

does that help in bullet

wait what nvm

[brazen galleon]

Sure

[azure pivot]

ffs

[snow vapor]

type shi

[limpid viper]

ngl i blame the time

way too late for me to be playing

[brazen galleon]

How the fck is that 90% percentile

[azure pivot]

i choked at the finish line

[snow vapor]

it was 95%

fell down

[azure pivot]

you dont get that excuse i played you 5am last time you won bro

good games though

[limpid viper]

i do though

you're always up late thats different bro