💬〡chess-talk

[strange bobcat]

Hes once a world champ bro

Cant just go in and smack him

[torn sparrow]

nope he wasnt

he only was challenger

[mortal bronze]

?

[kindred crypt]

I wonder how chess irl looks like

[torn sparrow]

weak ahh

[strange bobcat]

Idk but hes a legend or some sort

[kindred crypt]

I only play online

[whole eagle]

Eh. 26 isn't that old.

[torn sparrow]

he invented caro variation

[mortal bronze]

how old is he now

[kindred crypt]

-#

[whole eagle]

Welcome to the chess server.

[past junco]

magnus is older than me by 16 years it cant mean much icl

[wind roost]

Is old 👴🏿 belief me

[mortal bronze]

why skull

[torn sparrow]

60

[mortal bronze]

wtf

[whole eagle]

Eh. I'll see a decade later.

[torn sparrow]

he became a grandmaster in 1984

[strange bobcat]

Still strong

[mortal bronze]

he's really old huh

[mortal bronze]

damn

[kindred crypt]

Thank you

[mortal bronze]

i assumed he must be 30 or something

[kindred crypt]

I don't even know why that with all of sudden

[wind roost]

Haha u have a lot of time to have fun in planet earth 🌍

[past junco]

just go to ur local chess club or some

[past junco]

sorry i live on mars

[kindred crypt]

Perhaps he's 32 ig

[wind roost]

Hbu ⁉️ age

[kindred crypt]

Nah I'm good at home

[whole eagle]

I said I'll see a decade later. I'm 16. Almost 17.

[kindred crypt]

Guys I got a question

[past junco]

well u can buy a chess set from a toy shop and play chess with yourself at home

[wind roost]

🤣🤣 Either way you are young

[past junco]

like magnus once said

[strange bobcat]

Should I retire at 16

[kindred crypt]

Does chess.com do paid tournaments

[vocal musk]

yes titled tuesday

[mortal bronze]

retire at 60

[vocal musk]

are you a titled player @kindred crypt ?

[strange bobcat]

Like onl chess is fking with my attention span

[kindred crypt]

Like the winners gets money

[torn sparrow]

they do it for titled players

[strange bobcat]

I have to play and watch some subway surfer montage

[wind roost]

Damn my bad I talkin to young people today

[past junco]

arent u 26? its not even old

[kindred crypt]

You mean CM FM....
No, how to get that?

[kindred crypt]

Why that shit bruh

[vocal musk]

you have to win over the board in person tournaments until they give you the title

[torn sparrow]

bro I stopped peaksitting and fell for 60 elo so you cant even farm me anymore

[vocal musk]

if that's your attitude for it then you should quit chess

[kindred crypt]

Hell nah I'm too lazy

[strange bobcat]

Six teen not six tee

[whole eagle]

NO! 😵‍💫

[wind roost]

Depends how u lived matters most

[vocal musk]

ok thx for joining the server seeya

[torn sparrow]

so cheaters which are very smart dont get to play

[kindred crypt]

[whole eagle]

Yup. Most of us are teenagers...

[strange bobcat]

Why everyone saying no bruh

[past junco]

fair it depends but even if u had a tougher adolescence youre still young in my eyes

[kindred crypt]

Anytime, do u have this server or smth?

[past junco]

no trying to pry into ur personal life tho

[wind roost]

Future Chess Pros here

[kindred crypt]

Ic

I'm not taking chess as a career I just play it for entertainment and thinking well

[past junco]

most ppl r just playing chess as a hobby

[mortal bronze]

60 is better

[wind roost]

Oooh makes sense I agree

[past junco]

ik thats the case for me

[whole eagle]

Because you're not an adult, man...

[vocal musk]

yes i have this server

[kindred crypt]

ueah

[mortal bronze]

wait you are not gm yet?

[whole eagle]

Sure..?

[oblique dagger]

Hii

[torn sparrow]

how fast do mods respond to your own channel

[whole eagle]

How many friends of the server are there?

[kindred crypt]

[oblique dagger]

I know u 🤔

[mortal bronze]

if you aren't a gm before you turn 16 then you are not gonna make it

[past junco]

if i took chess more seriously then i would be a better player fs but i still have like weaknesses that dont really give me an advantage when i play it anyway

[torn sparrow]

how

[wind roost]

Yeah u are going to become better chess Pros absolutely

[strange bobcat]

Your not my mom

[mortal bronze]

[oblique dagger]

I met ur master 🤓 🤫

[torn sparrow]

I am his master

[strange bobcat]

😭

[mortal bronze]

you can never be sure online tbh

[past junco]

everyones got a right to be young even when theyve had it tougher

[oblique dagger]

Zigzag ur master 🤫

[kindred crypt]

yeah real

[torn sparrow]

you mean my humble student ahh

[strange bobcat]

Wtf is 3am

[oblique dagger]

@somber lark 🥶

[past junco]

it always matters how much time u put into chess

[mortal bronze]

💀 sleep

[kindred crypt]

What's his rating? (Zigzag)

[vocal musk]

relatively quickly

[past junco]

i dont put much effort into learning cuz ive had a lot of things to do

[vocal musk]

7 or 8 i think? not sure

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141450170702/review?move=52

[past junco]

i just play it for fun and learn by making mistakes

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (527) vs. kecauuuu (490)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nc6 3. Bg2 Nd4 4. e3 Nf5 5. Qc2 d6 6. Ne2 d5 7. cxd5 e4 8. Bxe4 Nd6 9. Bg2 Qg5 10. f4 Qg4 11. Qd3 Bf5 12. e4 Bg6 13. Bf3 Qd7 14. Nbc3 f5 15. O-O fxe4 16. Nxe4 Bxe4 17. Bxe4 O-O-O 18. Nc3 Re8 19. Re1 c6 20. dxc6 bxc6 21. Qa6+ Nb7 22. Bxc6 Qd4+ 23. Re3 Nf6 24. Qxb7+ Kd8 25. Bxe8 Ng4 26. Nd5 Bc5 27. Qd7# 

[mortal bronze]

what's yours?

[oblique dagger]

2600 he beats gms and a 3000

[novel marsh]

im a 500 elo god

[somber lark]

yeah he is my coach

[strange bobcat]

I am video editing

[oblique dagger]

🤯

[kindred crypt]

yeah in order not to waste it on nothing

[mortal bronze]

only 8? i thought there would be 100s

[wind roost]

Oooh yeah absolutely but not only tougher

[vocal musk]

there are 7 of us

[somber lark]

BRO WHAT IS THIS GLAZE 💀

[kindred crypt]

Bruh

[mortal bronze]

what video

[novel marsh]

im a god of 500

[vocal musk]

no it is 7 and it is a special role

[oblique dagger]

😳

[mortal bronze]

😭

[vocal musk]

there's hundreds of trusted people

[strange bobcat]

Video video

[mortal bronze]

damn

[novel marsh]

me

[mortal bronze]

lame people

[oblique dagger]

Top 3000 player btw 🤫

[kindred crypt]

Even zigzag is shocked

[vocal musk]

not as special as chat overlord role tho

[vocal musk]

hey plz connect your chess.com account for trusted role

[past junco]

its still important to know what ur general strengths and weaknesses are for your chessplaying and improve on that part

[torn sparrow]

he fell lol

[mortal bronze]

how does one acquire fots anyway

[oblique dagger]

Still goated 🥶

[vocal musk]

see #🔖〡roles

[novel marsh]

pixel new acc?

[mortal bronze]

i know someone who realllyyy wants it

[torn sparrow]

nah

[kindred crypt]

I don't really want this role

[vocal musk]

at the very least you have to be connected

[strange bobcat]

Dunking donuts employee

[oblique dagger]

[torn sparrow]

I am not pixel bro

[indigo thunder]

if anyone needs coaching from a 2700 for a good price DM me

[mortal bronze]

nevermind too lazy

[vocal musk]

dw it helps keep cheaters out of the server

[somber lark]

Let me retire in peace

[novel marsh]

which 2400 are you then

[kindred crypt]

yeah ur right

[mortal bronze]

oh the person who does want it is connected

[torn sparrow]

I am 2100

[vocal musk]

people get invited to the role only.

[kindred crypt]

Ic that's good

[azure pivot]

2200 all tc🥶

[novel marsh]

same shit

[oblique dagger]

Retire at 17 😭

[torn sparrow]

no I fell

[vocal musk]

yes so please protect our community here and connect

[mortal bronze]

wtf he's 17?

[azure pivot]

10s time bro let’s run it up

[strange bobcat]

I'm right behind

[past junco]

doesnt connected just mean u have ur cc account connected to the server?

[mortal bronze]

i assumed he's in his mid 20s or something

[kindred crypt]

I'll do it later I'm not on my PC sorry

[vocal musk]

see #🔖〡roles

[somber lark]

yeah that's how chess works, too exhausting

[torn sparrow]

you need to get your bullet up bro so your rating is the same as your skill

[oblique dagger]

Understandable 🥀

[past junco]

now i see ty

[azure pivot]

You farmed me last time we played 6-6 for +30 elo

[somber lark]

You don't see this in any other sport bro

[kindred crypt]

So who's gonna beat me

[torn sparrow]

that was when you were 2200+

[oblique dagger]

Gd 🥶

[past junco]

damn being a farm victim is crazy

[torn sparrow]

you are unfarmable rn

[past junco]

ik im not the only perpetrator

[torn sparrow]

the thing is 2170s give 0 elo

[strange bobcat]

Farm when

[azure pivot]

Greenflower is just that tough

[somber lark]

forgot about that 😭

[kindred crypt]

U guys turned sigma 🥶

[torn sparrow]

we should play bro

[past junco]

i can imagine

[kindred crypt]

U 2600? 🥶

[oblique dagger]

(he was)

[somber lark]

hell no

[kindred crypt]

[oblique dagger]

But still goated 🥶

[strange bobcat]

I'm not sure if imma get any elo if I'm 2700+

[somber lark]

im a weak 240

[strange bobcat]

Still need to farm like 70 game to reach peak 😭

[past junco]

just dont become someone else's cow

[kindred crypt]

"He even beats gms" ahhh

[somber lark]

Gms are weak ngl

[torn sparrow]

if you are 2700 you can suck 20 elo bro

[kindred crypt]

Nah ur good
Always pro players say that shit

[strange bobcat]

Hmmmm really 👀

[oblique dagger]

Why this chat full of 2000+ omg i feel like an impostor 💀

[strange bobcat]

Bitch I just fell off but ok imma get back soon

[open heron]

nub

[torn sparrow]

I am 0-11 against you bro

why are you so cracked

[kindred crypt]

@late ledge

[kindred crypt]

yeah I used to play them when I'm busy so I don't waste my time

[open heron]

how are u 2767 in chess.com

[strange bobcat]

Hop on valatar

[past junco]

im a 400 dont be too scared

[strange bobcat]

Farming Ryo chen

[open heron]

oh ok

[kindred crypt]

@strange bobcat is your coaching helpful at +2500 blitz level

[kindred crypt]

Damn it

[strange bobcat]

Depends but it would be

[somber lark]

let's try the free trial on me

[somber lark]

coach me bro

[open heron]

fake 2700 fr

[strange bobcat]

Sybau and play blitz

[oblique dagger]

Coach me too 🤑

[strange bobcat]

Slide me the donald trumps

[oblique dagger]

How to not lose

[kindred crypt]

any1 wanna 1v1

[kindred crypt]

How to invest ur time well

[kindred crypt]

I have a tough time with openings since i've literally never taken time to study them. i just play random stuff i learned and just use the basics to come out of the opening alive, bad thing is many times i come out lost out of the opening

[open heron]

im on bad wifi and trackpad

[kindred crypt]

are you good with opening prep? do you think you can help teach me some openings?

[torn sparrow]

and is 2700 bullet bro

[strange bobcat]

I'm 3 am on fone

[kindred crypt]

i am saying this unironically, im 2500 blitz and hv never studied openings

I don't even know what openings are ngl

[open heron]

k 1v1 me

[somber lark]

We wanna see if your coaching is actually effective 😔

coach 1 for free and then get 10 paid students 🥶

[kindred crypt]

What's ur rating ?

[strange bobcat]

What you elo at

[oblique dagger]

Idk bruv

[kindred crypt]

@strange bobcat please answer i can send through dms too

[oblique dagger]

💀

[vocal musk]

pleaes connect your account

[kindred crypt]

Bruv

[strange bobcat]

Hmmm ig

[kindred crypt]

shit wrong replyu

[open heron]

idk

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141450610856/analysis?move=28

and hope chess wont get me anywhere xD

[steel notch]

Why i Lost like 20 seconds sometimes beacuse of internet?

[frosty peak]

soufiane7774 (501) vs. ODTMauser (527)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Bc4 h6 5. Bf1 d6 6. Bc4 Qe7 7. d3 Nf6 8. O-O Be6 9. Bxe6 Qxe6 10. Be3 Bxe3 11. fxe3 Ng4 12. d4 Nxe3 13. Qe2 exd4 14. Nxd4 Qxe4 15. Qd3 Qxg2# 

[vocal musk]

@steel notch @kindred crypt please connect your account for trusted role

[open heron]

im 3000 elo

[oblique dagger]

Guys i can coach players under 1000 elo

[frosty peak]

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[novel marsh]

wireless internet connection idiot

[torn sparrow]

if you stall 20 seconds in one game it takes it back another day bro

[strange bobcat]

I'm 🏳️‍🌈

[kindred crypt]

ok

[kindred crypt]

[torn sparrow]

shouldnt have stalled

[hushed thistle]

Light mode is decdnt tbh

[novel marsh]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141450610856/analysis?move=28

[frosty peak]

soufiane7774 (501) vs. ODTMauser (527)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Bc4 h6 5. Bf1 d6 6. Bc4 Qe7 7. d3 Nf6 8. O-O Be6 9. Bxe6 Qxe6 10. Be3 Bxe3 11. fxe3 Ng4 12. d4 Nxe3 13. Qe2 exd4 14. Nxd4 Qxe4 15. Qd3 Qxg2# 

[oblique dagger]

101% real

[novel marsh]

hope chess god

[kindred crypt]

You coach gays

[kindred crypt]

Chigma

[strange bobcat]

What

[vocal musk]

plz don't discriminate

[oblique dagger]

Im gai pls coach me then

[limpid viper]

coach @torn sparrow then

[kindred crypt]

@late ledge look at my ping. go check DM 😜

[oblique dagger]

Bet

[jovial maple]

how do you become trusted?

[past junco]

hi 🏳️‍🌈 im dad

[torn sparrow]

bro be losing and losing and still baiting

[vocal musk]

!trusted

[glass robin]

@jovial maple With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[open heron]

im going to be looking at your games to see who you paid to give you 300 elo boi

[kindred crypt]

Bruh

[limpid viper]

that was me yesterday

[kindred crypt]

Tf is going on

[limpid viper]

i am a new man today

[vocal musk]

please read #〘📝〙rules carefully if u haven't already. i fear you're on a bad path

[jovial maple]

cheers

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[vocal musk]

you do not want the mods attention @kindred crypt hehe

[torn sparrow]

today you are the pre stage of losing

[kindred crypt]

yeah OK
Thank you brother

[limpid viper]

no im better than you now

[hearty grail]

How to control blunders pls someone give some tips

[torn sparrow]

you will challenge me lose 2 games and go back to your cave

[limpid viper]

okay lets play

[kindred crypt]

Nah I don't want them

[torn sparrow]

but today I am rejecting

[vocal musk]

just dont make them.....

[mint citrus]

delegato lookin ahh kid

[vocal musk]

so easy fr

[torn sparrow]

today is a day of change we will not suffer the ragebaiters

[scarlet arrow]

like against me

[vocal musk]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[limpid viper]

damn you're scared of me

[vocal musk]

yeah exactly

[kindred crypt]

thanks

[limpid viper]

i lost 50 games to 4 to ki greenflower you shouldn't even have to be looking at the board while playing me

[mint citrus]

GUYS CONTROVERSIAL TAKE BUT GUKESH IS 100X BETTER THAN MAGNUS

[limpid viper]

come on lets play greenflower

[vocal musk]

@scarlet arrow see this is what i follow

[scarlet arrow]

:')

did you have a plan tho'

[hushed thistle]

Rule of thumb saying anything anything online about gays in 2025 is a no no. Youll get banned and called being discriminatory eberywhere. Just dont say it

[scarlet arrow]

in the nimzo one

[kindred crypt]

Couching details pls

[vocal musk]

my plan was to not lose within 2 mins

[oblique dagger]

Wanna play

[vocal musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cgi-couch-sofa-3d-gif-27449101

[torn sparrow]

its just a waste of time these days

[limpid viper]

scared

[kindred crypt]

What a wild world
OK I'll not do it

[torn sparrow]

you are not improving how much you try to learn from your losses

[kindred crypt]

Sure

[oblique dagger]

Yeye go on

Ima take my revenge (ima get destroyed)

[kindred crypt]

Alr

[hushed thistle]

Indeed.

[scarlet arrow]

gweenflower

what do you play with white

and what do you play against the réti

[torn sparrow]

e4

[scarlet arrow]

e5 ?

[torn sparrow]

ruy

[scarlet arrow]

oh

interesting

[torn sparrow]

nf6

[scarlet arrow]

I'll have to test stuff against you then

[oblique dagger]

Cute cat

[kindred crypt]

Chill bro no need to be mad

[scarlet arrow]

b3 ?

[mortal bronze]

what's your elo?

[hushed thistle]

Im not i love emojis hhh

[azure pivot]

Our little farm nugget

[bitter niche]

what a lovely position

[mortal bronze]

ozool how old are you?

[torn sparrow]

rare af lemme check what I played

[scarlet arrow]

😌

[hushed thistle]

16.5

[oblique dagger]

@kindred crypt send me challenge owo

[torn sparrow]

I played c5

[mortal bronze]

never seen anyone say their age in decimals before

[hushed thistle]

I was reading that tournament messagr

[torn sparrow]

and g6

[scarlet arrow]

oh interesting

[hushed thistle]

my brain works in decimals hhh

[scarlet arrow]

I should play you

one day

[azure pivot]

@limpid viper rated bullet no declining

[kindred crypt]

2000+

[scarlet arrow]

I'll harass you to play

maybe tomorrow

[kindred crypt]

Good

[mortal bronze]

lower than 2100 or higher?

[kindred crypt]

I sent u where are u

[oblique dagger]

Dang wut

[kindred crypt]

Around I get higher then I fell

[open heron]

0/10 ragebait try harder next time

[kindred crypt]

Go there I'll send

[oblique dagger]

Kk

[limpid viper]

no

[limpid viper]

nah gukesh is not comparable to magnus yet he's more of fischer level

[hushed thistle]

Guys controversial take but you should go to reddit and post there (preferrably in r/chess) and not here

[azure pivot]

He’s not even comparable to Fischer bro

[mortal bronze]

💀respect fischer

[limpid viper]

i was showing him how to ragebait correctly

[hushed thistle]

R/chess id where all the real Gukash fans are @mint citrus (trust trust)

[bitter niche]

fischer > magnus

[kindred crypt]

i think theres sum wrong with the cc website. i just removed 3 people from my friends list, but when i refreshed the site, i still see those users in my list.

[limpid viper]

me > you

[bitter niche]

bro im still tilting in blitz i lost like 5 games this morning

[limpid viper]

im tilting too dw

[bitter niche]

but its okay bc im winning rapid

[hushed thistle]

Did you want to say this?

Magnus > fischer > magnus

[bitter niche]

fischer > magnus

[azure pivot]

Hikaru > Magnus and Fischer

[mortal bronze]

respect magnus

[mint grove]

guys im now a legend in chess.com

[hushed thistle]

W

[bitter niche]

the fact that hes even compared to fischer is enough respect

[mortal bronze]

[mint grove]

you all are respecting magnus or Magnus but not Magnus Carlson?

[bitter niche]

first out of book move 😭 bg2

[mortal bronze]

i should stop interacting with ragebait

[twilit dew]

Tips to get to 1500?

[bitter niche]

stop the bait

[mint grove]

get to 1500

[mortal bronze]

it's just so difficult

[bitter niche]

shes a titled player guys

[twilit dew]

what bait?

[twilit dew]

wat that

[bitter niche]

you have a title 💀

when are we gonna run blitz tho

[twilit dew]

then why i not orange

[bitter niche]

ive tilted to 1700

[bitter niche]

connected to alt idek

[twilit dew]

maybe i'll understand when i get better

[bitter niche]

@twilit dew Lets run some blitz

[willow owl]

Prime fabi and levon eats Prime Fischer to breakfast any day of the week

[twilit dew]

Garry kasparov is superior to all

Yall sleeping on Garry 🔥

[bitter niche]

join vc lil bro

[willow owl]

I didnt say Garry wasn't a goated player

[kindred crypt]

i got 23 upvotes on my post on reddit. thats approximately one upvote an hour. I think redditors appreciate it because its magnus.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/69SIFww8aN

[mortal bronze]

respect fischer. comparing players from different eras is difficult though.

[mortal bronze]

second best ever after magnoos

[willow owl]

But idk if hes superior. At the very least he is on the level of Magnus

[willow owl]

True

[mortal bronze]

at most*

[willow owl]

But personally idk if Fischer really would be that great in todays era

But tbh i will always glaze fabi

[limpid viper]

gukesh better

youngest world champion fischer could never

[willow owl]

Thats what i meant but kinda worded it a little wierd ig

[mortal bronze]

with today's resources it's impossible to say how good he would have been

but it's obvious that super gms today are much better than players of the past

[willow owl]

I mean its just my headcanon prob not the truth just what i think

[mortal bronze]

players back then didn't have engines

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[willow owl]

True

[kindred crypt]

aight then

[mortal bronze]

i like fabi

[bitter niche]

ball dont lie

[kindred crypt]

ball?

[mortal bronze]

i like fischer a lot

[mortal pollen]

Is anybody here above 1000 elo to teach me anything I'm 650 elo

[willow owl]

I feel like he doesn't get enough credit for being the second best classical player in this era

[vapid dove]

Just tactics

Play a lot of puzzles everyday

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-buzzer-sound-buzzer-jarvis-play-the-extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-sound-jarvis-gif-4937353270264763123

[vapid dove]

Lichess got better ones

[mortal bronze]

he is quite underrated

[bitter niche]

yall rly think this is a 1500 😭 shes like 2k fide wcm

[willow owl]

Not really you also kinda have to follow principles

[mortal bronze]

she's 2k fide?

[vapid dove]

If someone is near to 1500 I think they know the principles

[mortal bronze]

i know she's a wcm

[vapid dove]

Woah

[bitter niche]

something like that

[limpid viper]

who is that

[vapid dove]

Take me as a student please

[mortal bronze]

her online ratings don't match 2k fide strength tbh

[vapid dove]

No a mere pupil

[bitter niche]

bc she dont play

[limpid viper]

same thing bro

[mortal bronze]

[willow owl]

Tbh i would say 2014 sinquefield cup and 2018 wcc might have been some of the highest displays of chess skills in the whole history of the game

[bitter niche]

listen man idk her im just saying yall need to stop looking stupid 😭 shes not some 1500

[mortal bronze]

everyone knows that

[bitter niche]

clearly not

im getting ragebaited istg

[vapid dove]

Why should I investigate and assume that everyone is lying

[mortal bronze]

tbh i haven't looked at enough games and performances to have an opinion on that

[vapid dove]

Like just answering the question isn't bad

[mortal bronze]

but yeah i guess that's true performance rating wise

[kindred crypt]

just a reminder that at low elos (U2000) anything is possible, i managed to win from this position

[mortal bronze]

i mean i do at least

[willow folio]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chesscom-chess-gif-25898412

[kindred crypt]

i meant to play be3 but mouseslipped

[vapid dove]

Under 2100

[mortal bronze]

this is true for over 2000 as well

[vapid dove]

Maybe even under 2200

[vapid dove]

Fr

[mortal bronze]

i have won queen down positions in rapid

several times

online chess is very unserious

[vapid dove]

Woah, here it really depends on your position

I mean like a piece (knight or bishop difference) is acceptable here especially if you atack and play too aggressive

But you'll mostly lose too

But have a chance of comeback

[past junco]

if i lose a queen before midgame i consider my fight lost

no matter if i have a material or tactical advantage

[willow owl]

He had an 8 game win streak in a tournament where the average rating was 2802 and the field consisted of 2805 levon, 2877 magnus, world championship Challenger topalov, mvl and hikaru

[limpid viper]

my opponent must've had brain lag or something

what type of creature did i just play

[weak coral]

is stockfish the best engine to cheat

or is it too detectable

[limpid viper]

all are detectable

[willow owl]

This guy thought he was slick😭

[weak coral]

would me making purposely bad moves sometimes stop me from getting banned

[limpid viper]

no

[willow owl]

Bro why are you asking us this?

[limpid viper]

cheaters often don't even win every game on purpose

[weak coral]

then how do i bypass it while still cheating

[limpid viper]

you don't

[willow owl]

Dude are you asking how to cheat in the chess.com server?

[limpid viper]

you'll get caught

[weak coral]

Its fine cuz im gonna be cheating on lichess

[bitter niche]

<@&745328830649991179> call him names

[limpid viper]

probably even worse

[weak coral]

why

[willow owl]

Funniest person Ive seen all week

[mortal bronze]

wow i am playing at such a low level that i can win despite playing trash

[limpid viper]

atleast the chess.com fairplay team is slow

[mortal bronze]

😭

[willow owl]

Who is this clown🙏

[limpid viper]

he's asking important questions

some of us are too afraid to ask

[weak coral]

im a legend, get it right

[limpid viper]

aight bros gone 💀

[mortal bronze]

i have played on after losing my queen very early on and still managed to win some games

[limpid viper]

anyway back to my opponent whose brain was lagging

[hollow rapids]

waddup party people

[limpid viper]

i hung a pawn for 2 moves straight and the moment i defend it bro captures it

[magic shard]

hi

[willow owl]

Start the procedure

[mortal bronze]

i know

[hollow rapids]

did bro only join just to find out what ways of cheating are the best

[junior fulcrum]

Got no chill

[scarlet arrow]

You could have tortured me earlier

[willow owl]

I thought you said you didnt know

[limpid viper]

what this move does i still do not know

[magic shard]

how

[hollow rapids]

why is the problem 8 queens, not 3??????

[scarlet arrow]

On the board

[magic shard]

how

[scarlet arrow]

By playing me

[junior fulcrum]

Because 3 isn't a problem

[nimble arch]

lol

[kindred crypt]

today is an awful day for chess

[magic shard]

I don't think so

[scarlet arrow]

D:

[hollow rapids]

3 bodies notoriously constitute a problem

[scarlet arrow]

You wouldn't have played ?

😔

[hollow rapids]

i don't wanna know

[mortal bronze]

i haven't watched the games

[hollow rapids]

how many problems 8 queens bring

[junior fulcrum]

Too many problems

[hollow rapids]

mucho problems

i see

[willow owl]

Dam i see. Anyways all hail my glorious king caruana

[hollow rapids]

do you live to have 8 queens one day

[mortal bronze]

what are you talking about? the 8 queen problem?

[mortal bronze]

hehe

[hollow rapids]

the 3 body problem originally, but apparently 8 queens are a problem as well

[mortal bronze]

what's the 3 body problem?

[junior fulcrum]

Yes 😭

[willow owl]

Anand, ding and levon are really chill too

[hollow rapids]

basically, the bee problem with the sun and moon and earth

[junior fulcrum]

Google it

[mortal bronze]

ah i remember

[willow owl]

And most of the Indian top players in general

[hollow rapids]

we don't know how it works, but science dgaf

and science makes it work

even if we don't know the science

[mortal bronze]

but the 8 queen problem is very simple to solve though

[hollow rapids]

i mean

[mortal bronze]

how is it related to the 3 body problem?

[hollow rapids]

not at all

[loud dome]

I kinda want to do the 8 queens problem one day

[mortal bronze]

lol

[vale night]

Evening all

[hollow rapids]

can't really do it in a real game tho

[junior fulcrum]

Awww ty

[hollow rapids]

looking kinda rough there mike

[mortal bronze]

wdym?

[vale night]

Stfu and let me die Walter

[mortal bronze]

😭

[hollow rapids]

how bout no

[loud dome]

Trying to place 8 queens on a board without any of them hitting each other

[mortal bronze]

that's easy though

[hollow rapids]

difficult to do without checkmating tho

[mortal bronze]

i think i memorised the solution at one point

[loud dome]

I heard it is harder than it sounds

[hollow rapids]

or stalemating

[loud dome]

Empty board and you only have 8 queens of one color

[vale night]

Just about to tick over to 700 elo, highest I’ve been which is cool. Started at 400

[mortal bronze]

impossible lol

[hollow rapids]

nahhhh you have a king as wwell

[mortal bronze]

in an actual game i mean

[loud dome]

The biggest issue will be getting 8 queens but I can just use my pawns

[hollow rapids]

can block ur own queen

[loud dome]

No

[mortal bronze]

well then it's pointless. it's kind of like cheating

you could have other pieces too

but that makes it easier

[loud dome]

Magnus solved it but he needed some time

[hollow rapids]

you wanna checkmate the king by putting the last queen in place,

?*

[loud dome]

No king on the board

[torn sparrow]

bro watched that challenge in takes takes too

[loud dome]

Only 8 queens, no other pieces

[mortal bronze]

yeah i am not sure if i would be able to do it either tbh. i memorised it for an exam but i don't remember it anymore

[loud dome]

Of course

[mortal bronze]

let me try

[hollow rapids]

wait i don't get it

what's the 8 body problem

[torn sparrow]

he did everything faster than other randoms lol

[hollow rapids]

i thought it would be like

[loud dome]

EMPTY BOARD. NOW PLACE 8 QUEENS WHICH COVER THE WHOLE BOARD BUT DONT HIT EACH OTHER

[hollow rapids]

getting 8 queens in a game

[trail tulip]

im going woke

[mortal bronze]

you take an empty chess board. you take 8 queens. you place 8 queens in such a way that none of them can capture each other.

[trail tulip]

going woke tell the world i went woke

[mortal bronze]

that's it

[mortal bronze]

noooo

[hollow rapids]

that's

[twilit dew]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-brain-dead-drool-bored-gif-7233020

[loud dome]

I forgot the number of different solutions for the problem but there is more than a couple fortunately

[torn sparrow]

there is more than 10

[hollow rapids]

oh gee willikers how fortunate

[loud dome]

92 solutions (12 unique)

[hollow rapids]

DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY POSSIBLE POSITIONS THERE ARE

WITH 8 QUEENS

ON 64 SQUARES

[torn sparrow]

well you know you cant place them on the same files

[patent patrol]

W aaaagwan drilla

[hollow rapids]

i assume batter is about to tell me

[torn sparrow]

so its easier

[patent patrol]

Idk math only how to speak

[hollow rapids]

wait why does it say recently joined

[mortal bronze]

ok i tried to do it

[somber lark]

what's wrong with this

[hollow rapids]

where did yo ugo

[mortal bronze]

and did it in like 30 seconds

not difficult at all

[loud dome]

Numberphile made a video about this problem. Guess I know what I will watch now

[kindred crypt]

this one can't be salvaged, throw em in the pile

[mortal bronze]

you should try on your own. it's very easy

[kindred crypt]

nxf4

[hollow rapids]

ah yes, family guy chess memes

[loud dome]

Too tired. Maybe tomorrow

[somber lark]

Ok and? seems playable

[mortal bronze]

okii

[hollow rapids]

i have officialy seen everything and can die now

[steel notch]

Is normal that i beated my friend that has 1800 rating 3 Times in a row?
I have 1100 rating

[patent patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5TsYseQSCpptUj6StsqETP chess song

[kindred crypt]

he's probably not playing fully focused since he thinks you'd be an easy win

[hollow rapids]

not trying to lose braincellls

[patent patrol]

Listen to it and tell me Gucci mane isn’t flowing

[torn sparrow]

I resign drawn positions bro

[steel notch]

[past junco]

im still not very tactically strong so basically to me losing my queen is like losing a leg lol

[hollow rapids]

listen to echoes by pink floyd and tell me david gilmour isn't a legend

[somber lark]

You would get flagged anyway so

[hollow rapids]

you're gonna hate me so hard

[patent patrol]

No dj smokey prod

[torn sparrow]

nah in rapido

[hollow rapids]

bro

[patent patrol]

[hollow rapids]

i have lost so much respect for you

[mortal bronze]

i get that. just remember that your opponents are also probably just as likely to hang pieces

[hollow rapids]

in these last minutes

[patent patrol]

That’s fine

[somber lark]

you play 10|0

[patent patrol]

I listen to a lot of stuff a ton

Pink Floyd I think is just okay

[somber lark]

I have flagged too many games there

[torn sparrow]

I played 15 10 too

[somber lark]

how many games

[hollow rapids]

yeah well i mean at least you haven't said dire straits and led zep are just okay

[torn sparrow]

more than 4

[patent patrol]

trailer park rock

[kindred crypt]

you cant compare dire straights to led

[hollow rapids]

what is trailer park rock

[kindred crypt]

dire is boring and bland compared to zep

[hollow rapids]

i can compare anything to anything

[hollow rapids]

were you dropped as a child?

[lone gazelle]

i beat though my elo is 200

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-sigma-cringe-how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-gif-15366322820384807179

[kindred crypt]

no way you think dire straights is better than pink floyd

[patent patrol]

Those bands

[cosmic quest]

we have SO many geniuses in this server

[kindred crypt]

peaky blunders

[hollow rapids]

good job, now try max difficulty

[kindred crypt]

Check inbox sir

[patent patrol]

Steely Dan should be how ppl talk ab Pink Floyd

[sudden sluice]

@pallid plank

[hollow rapids]

no ofc not

[kindred crypt]

steely dan is goated

[pallid plank]

?

[torn sparrow]

I accept your friend request alr

[kindred crypt]

thank god, dire straights is so mid

[past junco]

thats true especially for my level lol

[hollow rapids]

people should talk about gucci mane like they talk about dave matthew's band

not at all

[sudden sluice]

I pinged you just cuz I wanted to know what rating range you were in

[hollow rapids]

(real fans call him dave)

[past junco]

i remember ive lost games even when i had taken their queen

[patent patrol]

Ur waaaay too smart for rap

[pallid plank]

Ok

[sullen grail]

Any 2000+ wanna play

[feral obsidian]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

how can a locked out guy talk

this is blasphemy, send him to the caro kanning room

[mortal bronze]

never resign

[hollow rapids]

come back from the dead

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-ahh-wire-wire-breaking-bad-jesse-ahh-wire-ahh-gif-26980385

[past junco]

youre right i should fighting to the end like a soldier

[hollow rapids]

why is bro trying to ragebait me

like

can you please at least try a bit harder

[past junco]

are you the turtle?

[somber lark]

bro played this 💀

[mortal bronze]

locked out after saying hello

[past junco]

cant even say hello anymore in detroit

[hollow rapids]

already locked out when he said hello

[mortal bronze]

oh mb

i am stupidddd

[sullen grail]

Anyone rapid?

[cosmic quest]

lifes crazy fuh 😂🥀

[nimble arch]

guys its a discovered attack

[torn sparrow]

why is this a bad move

[nimble arch]

but they forgot about

[torn sparrow]

I dont see it

[nimble arch]

THE QUEEEN

[torn sparrow]

oh

[somber lark]

idk either, the eval jumped so

[hollow rapids]

yo greenflower

[nimble arch]

i MIGHT BE WRONG

[torn sparrow]

rxq

[somber lark]

+3

[hollow rapids]

why does it say just joined

did you leave

[torn sparrow]

I made new acc because I lost acces to old one

[hollow rapids]

ah

[sullen grail]

He could mate in 1

[nimble arch]

no

[sullen grail]

Wait no

Mb

[kindred crypt]

whom's position do you prefer here

[sullen grail]

It leads to multiple mates @nimble arch

[nimble arch]

theres no mate

[upbeat falcon]

@nimble arch 1v1

[vocal musk]

what's ur username

[nimble arch]

uh no

[kindred crypt]

They are GM?

[upbeat falcon]

why

[vocal musk]

type /connect

[sullen grail]

Ik but it will lead to mates

[cosmic quest]

black
looks like a more comfortable sicilian tbh

[upbeat falcon]

definitely black

[nimble arch]

not in the next 40 moves

or 40 ply

[limpid viper]

black cause we use the same theme

[sullen grail]

Did you calculate them

[nimble arch]

did you lol

[sullen grail]

Ofc no

[nimble arch]

its +3, the engine calculated them

if it was mate early it would have an M

[sullen grail]

Critical position

[somber lark]

Yes

[nimble arch]

reasonable blunder imo

[kindred crypt]

They missed checkmate

[torn sparrow]

I feel like black is still fine

[nimble arch]

because black is winning

[torn sparrow]

because you get two pieces and that g2 pawn is weak

[somber lark]

ian cooked him anyways

[nimble arch]

I mean +3 for black

[torn sparrow]

no after the blunder

[nimble arch]

-3, sorry

[bitter niche]

guys is mate with two knights possible

[torn sparrow]

zig said its +3 after the blunder

[bitter niche]

if you have a pawn ^

[sullen grail]

Yuh

Yuh

[torn sparrow]

yes but not forced

[nimble arch]

white made the blunder and now black is winning

[nimble arch]

here @torn sparrow ^

[somber lark]

no

[nimble arch]

black has fork

[limpid viper]

hello chahte

[kindred crypt]

What was the thought behind that move?

[sullen grail]

https://tenor.com/view/isagi-yoichi-isagi-yoichi-blue-lock-gif-5493552842028066955

[torn sparrow]

nxe5 is a blunder no?

[nimble arch]

yeah it is

[somber lark]

discovered attack on the queen, defending mate with that bishop

[nimble arch]

and as a result, black is winning

[limpid viper]

am i really bad or is everyone else just really good

[nimble arch]

second

you only get paired vs people around ur level

[kindred crypt]

Ik that

[sullen grail]

You are bad and everyone else is better

[nimble arch]

so as a result, everyone would be around you comparivley

[cosmic quest]

were all really bad

[upbeat falcon]

anyone wants to 1v1

[nimble arch]

if everyone is bad then noone is bad

[vocal musk]

nobody here plays chess

[sullen grail]

What us ur rating

[limpid viper]

hmm

[upbeat falcon]

im 1000

[cosmic quest]

no were just upper levels of bad

[torn sparrow]

not true

[vocal musk]

use #👾〡bot-guide to find their profile

[upbeat falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/station19-andy-herrera-yeah-this-seems-about-right-seems-about-right-sounds-about-right-gif-25651303

[sullen grail]

@upbeat falcon MuhammedFM5

[torn sparrow]

everyone means persons and if a engine beats them in 2 moves you would call them bad

[limpid viper]

greenflower you're bad

[vocal musk]

that guy you reported to me who was ban evading is banned now

[somber lark]

oh mb you meant why did he play Nxe5 right

[limpid viper]

we are making this server a safer place neurolink

[vocal musk]

next fots comin up

[limpid viper]

now lets get greenflower out of here and this server will truly be safe

[torn sparrow]

there are no new fots

fots are a relic of the past bro

[limpid viper]

true

[vocal musk]

frenemy of the server is extinct

[sonic timber]

Yo I told my friend I could get to 900 elo by the end of summer (around September) I’m 260 elo right now. Is this doable?

[limpid viper]

yeah you can do it

[vocal musk]

yes if you get smart and figure out the principles of chess fast

[nimble arch]

"lasanga" -> "frenemy" -> "regular" -> Gone.

[kindred crypt]

imagine tilting that bad

[limpid viper]

bro it was only like 40 elo

[sonic timber]

How do I do this

[kindred crypt]

lal

[limpid viper]

i think i fell to like 1680 at some point today though

[vocal musk]

first connect your account

[limpid viper]

blitz is hard 💔

[torn sparrow]

he is still here lol

[kindred crypt]

at this rate if i play you id only get 1 elo

[limpid viper]

buddy im not that bad

[nimble arch]

im talking about the role

[sonic timber]

Chess.com to discord I presume?

[vocal musk]

yse

[nimble arch]

"lasanga" was a role

[torn sparrow]

oh

[vocal musk]

type /connect ye

[kindred crypt]

12% till chat overlord

[nimble arch]

am I able to give my messages to other

[torn sparrow]

imagine caring about chat overlord

[kindred crypt]

anyways im making anti jobava file

[torn sparrow]

the color sucks

[limpid viper]

i don't even think there's anyone close to chat overlord

[torn sparrow]

there is

[azure pivot]

What’s message req for chat overlord

[kindred crypt]

i will prob quit discord to focus on chess soon

[limpid viper]

who the closest

[torn sparrow]

pixel has more than 100k

[limpid viper]

no i meant less than 100k but close to it

[kindred crypt]

pixel has the role

[torn sparrow]

I have like 90k bro

[limpid viper]

nah greenflower you gotta start from the beginning

[kindred crypt]

not anymore 💔

[torn sparrow]

what if I get old acc back vro

[kindred crypt]

bro has the new person icon

[limpid viper]

hopefully

the 0 in greenflower makes it not hit the same

before greenflower would strike fear into my heart

[kindred crypt]

it's the classical french

[past junco]

dont be scared of the letter o

[sonic timber]

I think it’s connected

[torn sparrow]

ok

[azure pivot]

Have you even beaten him

[torn sparrow]

how to get trusted role

[glass robin]

@torn sparrow connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[limpid viper]

yes

[kindred crypt]

white

[torn sparrow]

how to get trust

[limpid viper]

i beat him alot more than you 💀

[nimble arch]

wow omg hes a greenflower victor

[azure pivot]

Don’t believe it

[fleet dove]

Neither

[kindred crypt]

my score is like 12-23 with greenflower

and half are 10s

[azure pivot]

Why are you actually tough

[torn sparrow]

I played him when I was 1800 bro

[nimble arch]

10s 😭

[kindred crypt]

im almost even with him in blitz

[limpid viper]

im too tuff bro

[kindred crypt]

mid

[azure pivot]

Wait that is kinda tough ngl

[nimble arch]

greenflower stop playing lower rated opponents so much why

[fleet dove]

Y’all are ass oml

[nimble arch]

bro :/

[limpid viper]

bro this greenflower guy was playing me when i was like 1300 bullet

[torn sparrow]

I have 500+ games against zigzag

terrible score tho

[kindred crypt]

29-13 counting 10s

not counting its close

[fleet dove]

bro 🙂

[azure pivot]

My games against greenflower are only 10s😭

[limpid viper]

greenflower was 1850 playing me when i was 1300 bullet bro. this score is inflated

[kindred crypt]

how can i sort by tc

[torn sparrow]

we actually got paired in bullet pool

[limpid viper]

he should not have that many wins against me

[azure pivot]

Bro used to be 1-0

[torn sparrow]

bro I was doing no premove challenge hybau

[azure pivot]

I still remeber that game

I played some wierd c4 against ur caro

[vocal musk]

you are not

[limpid viper]

lets do it now

[pale pollen]

my email is funny lol

[main lynx]

howd i just beat a 2400 in bullet js now😭

[torn sparrow]

nah I retired that

[upbeat falcon]

chat i just hanged mate 🥹

[loud dome]

What does it say about the Discord connection at https://www.chess.com/settings/account?section=connections

[limpid viper]

i beat you with premoves now

[pale pollen]

My email has lichess on it lol

[kindred crypt]

i have a 5 winstreak aganist greenflower rn as white 🥶

im so tuff

[nimble arch]

wow

[azure pivot]

your highkey the premium version of helo

[limpid viper]

okay bro

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[limpid viper]

this is a bit far

[torn sparrow]

rigged statistics smh

[azure pivot]

nah it’s valid

[kindred crypt]

why cant i sort by tc

[limpid viper]

i'm gonna pass sigma in not that long bro

[kindred crypt]

ts so gay

[kindred crypt]

what grade are u in rn

[limpid viper]

vro idk

[torn sparrow]

me before 10+0.1

[limpid viper]

i live in the uk we do not do grades

[torn sparrow]

I am cracked without increment

[kindred crypt]

i was on ipad ;-;

lemme look at blitz score

[main lynx]

ofc ur indo😭

[torn sparrow]

its poland

[fleet dove]

Flexing bullet wins is like flexing who has more Monopoly dollar bills

[main lynx]

ofc ur polish😭

[bitter radish]

i just found out about puzzles in chess and im learning very easy

[torn sparrow]

bro the thing is that these 1700s actually prep vs me 1 second prep

[limpid viper]

bro no one preps against you

[torn sparrow]

so I basically play a engine in blitz

[torn sparrow]

sigma has supergm jobava lines bro

[kindred crypt]

wait tf im 3-1 in blitz

[limpid viper]

you could lose to a4 a5 bro

[loud dome]

Sigma is so annoying with his Jobava

[kindred crypt]

uwu

[fleet dove]

I bet

[limpid viper]

how 💀

[torn sparrow]

bro be doing anything but spreading the truth

[fleet dove]

Just play d5 c5

[kindred crypt]

5-3 in blitz tf 💀

[limpid viper]

i believe him

[azure pivot]

Sigma might be cheating

[loud dome]

Isn't c5 already lost

[limpid viper]

5-3 is crazy greenflower get better

[kindred crypt]

no its a mainline

[fleet dove]

Mainline = lost

[azure pivot]

Isn’t ur record against him decent

[kindred crypt]

bongs c5 is some crazt sh

[limpid viper]

in blitz we are equal

bullet he has more wins than me i think by like 2

[loud dome]

I am used to playing Nh6 c6 so allowing Nb5 felt wrong

[torn sparrow]

its 6-4 for me but wtv

[kindred crypt]

oh nvm i was look at only black games

[limpid viper]

or 3

[sonic timber]

Ok now it’s been done

[fleet dove]

C5 doesn’t allow Nb5

[torn sparrow]

still bad prf

[kindred crypt]

thats still shit 💀

[loud dome]

[fleet dove]

Nb5?! Qa5+ and they have to retreat

[loud dome]

Fair

[torn sparrow]

I need to play b3 to clap jobava

[azure pivot]

bro might be the connoisseur of opening theory

[kindred crypt]

it would be 5-6 if i didnt stalemate u

[kindred crypt]

yeah c5 is the best try for black

[torn sparrow]

ok sorry bro

[fleet dove]

I am an opening theoretician

[kindred crypt]

but qa5 is not

[kindred crypt]

ur jobava line is ass

[fleet dove]

After Nf6 is played it’s fine

[kindred crypt]

its a fking draw offer

[loud dome]

I guess I will play c5 next time

[fleet dove]

Yea that’s all jobava players deserve

[kindred crypt]

at least bong is creative and plays nd7!?

[fleet dove]

I will make a draw 100% of the time

[kindred crypt]

ez clout for me

[fleet dove]

It’s white who’s throwing away the game not black

[torn sparrow]

lets rematch bro

[kindred crypt]

y

[tight topaz]

67?

[kindred crypt]

i quite like my score rn

[tight topaz]

67?

[fleet dove]

Ight buddy

[torn sparrow]

dont dodge bro

[kindred crypt]

i need the 5 winstreak against greenflower clout vro

[tight topaz]

67?

[sick heath]

rage bait

[azure pivot]

[tight topaz]

nig

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> spam

[torn sparrow]

if bro dodges I am finding him in pool

[tight topaz]

67?

[bold flax]

1400 lichess blitz = ? chess com blitz

[kindred crypt]

that's ignominious

[tight topaz]

67?

[fleet dove]

Hopefully this is the number of job applications you’ve submitted this past month

[kindred crypt]

like 1000

[tight topaz]

scary

[torn sparrow]

I found like 5 people here in pool