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[snow vapor]

you too

[viscid kelp]

tommorow i can play you but i'm gonna lose i'm in 600s 😭

[somber lark]

alright send a challenge 3|0

[kindred crypt]

Ok

[viscid kelp]

when i was a kid i was offered to play tournaments for money but i used to get bored of chess and stopped playing it xD i was so dumb

[still fossil]

yeah but you gotta get lichess

[turbid bolt]

Shatranj is what the Persians named it

[kindred crypt]

https://link.chess.com/play/XB5EF8

[viscid kelp]

i'm still a kid but like 2x older

[kindred crypt]

I’ll play anonymously

[viscid kelp]

guys does lichess has free game reviews ?

[radiant swan]

yes

[viscid kelp]

W

gonna play on it after hearing that

[still fossil]

okay :):).9.9.9.9...999::::33:

[turbid bolt]

btw, mate is a Persian word

[kindred crypt]

Persian cowards…

[radiant swan]

the players there are weaker than chess.com players though so keep that in mind

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2126 (2158 peak)
Blitz: 2208 (peak)
Bullet: 2165 (2178 peak)

[radiant swan]

@spring lion 2165 bullet

[somber lark]

not loading for some reason, I'll send a challenge

[kindred crypt]

Otay

[tired citrus]

hi

[viscid kelp]

ye i always preffered playing on chess.com but like i want game reviews to improve

[tired citrus]

Im a beginner i want to ask like

Whats the best opening for white and black

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chiefsosaloveschess

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Rapid: 1613 (peak)
Blitz: 1619 (peak)
Bullet: 1650 (peak)

[radiant swan]

play on chess.com copy pgn and analyze it on lichess

[kindred crypt]

Kings gambit and kings Indian

[turbid bolt]

@somber lark bullet play midi?

[somber lark]

no

[viscid kelp]

xD

[tired citrus]

For beginners?

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet

[kindred crypt]

Idk lol

[still fossil]

1.b4

and with black it's 1....a6

[viscid kelp]

wait so i have to move piece by piece from chess.com to lichess :/ alr ig

[radiant swan]

2000 bullet when

[still fossil]

does anyone wanna help me improve

[radiant swan]

nono i meant "copy pgn" if you know what that is

[turbid bolt]

what's your elo

[still fossil]

i'm 1600 classical 1080 rapid

[heady yoke]

guys how do i get fide rating

[rich sapphire]

Classical?

[turbid bolt]

I was at 1950, but I lost elo and dropped to 1800 again about a week ago.

[viscid kelp]

wait how do i paste in lichess google time

[minor owl]

hi

[turbid bolt]

learn some openings

[still fossil]

they hate it when a girl is a little bit glaringly slow in her thinking process

[still fossil]

sorry man

[rich sapphire]

No? I was curious if you meant online or over the board classical

[unique ledge]

@unreal dune ggs, were you hesitant?

[kindred crypt]

Yeah it’s a tragedy

[somber lark]

gg

[kindred crypt]

It happens tho

[kindred crypt]

Gg

[radiant swan]

"e4"

[unreal dune]

Yeah for sure it was so difficult I definitely hesitated in some decisions and spent alot of time thinking! GG

[radiant swan]

nah I'd b3

[unique ledge]

two knights variation against italian fried liver isn't my thing
idk why I played it, I always lose

[unreal dune]

Fought well, I think it was just the opening trap!

[still fossil]

over the board i have a fide elo of 1430

[unreal dune]

Allg I can teach you a good line if you want

[unique ledge]

lol nah

[unreal dune]

Ok!

[rich sapphire]

Cool

[nimble arch]

b5

[unique ledge]

I shoulda played French

[still fossil]

1.b4 the opening of god himself

[turbid bolt]

pixel

[nimble arch]

Hello

[turbid bolt]

hello

[still fossil]

if you don't play 1.b4 every game you dont have a soul

[turbid bolt]

play?

[nimble arch]

Sorry on phone rn so no

[unreal dune]

You can typically avoid the trap by going for the polerio defence, in which afterwards black is borderline +1, really turns the tables for black to have heavy initiative. It is a gambit of sorts too

[nimble arch]

Its equal

The polerio is equal

[summer gale]

Same can be said for 1.b3 or 1.g3

[radiant swan]

Pixel

[rich sapphire]

If you play 1. b4 you don't want to have a soul

[whole eagle]

Aw c'mon, you're not pixel again? How dare you... /silly

[nimble arch]

Hm?

[radiant swan]

WSG @summer gale

[kindred crypt]

okay you grinches, i finished the damn chapter

[nimble arch]

Maybe when its 100%

[unreal dune]

Yeah my bad it is equal, pratically though the tempo black has is great after kicking back white's knight

[radiant swan]

remember Play Makinatsu fr

[kindred crypt]

can i go to sleep now?

[unique ledge]

I dislike theory so I should avoid lines altogether

[nimble arch]

o7

[unique ledge]

theory is like, the winner is the person who studied for the exam

[unreal dune]

yeah true

[unique ledge]

which isn't really chess imo

[unreal dune]

Bobby fischer said it too

[lunar sinew]

Anyone wants to play?

[kindred crypt]

under 1300 opinion

[still fossil]

or 1....a6 if you're playing with black

[unreal dune]

Magnus

[summer gale]

Usual Sunday morning wby?

[humble beacon]

Hello again

[radiant swan]

2300 and 2400 in the same day 🥶

[unreal dune]

verse me!

[nimble arch]

Might be biased because I used to play it as white, though personally i enjoy being a pawn up even if its my opponent having more development

[kindred crypt]

Hello puzzle!

[radiant swan]

same but its 12.26pm

[nimble arch]

Just think “i could do better”

[summer gale]

🥶 blitz? That's crazy

[unreal dune]

Interesting

[humble beacon]

Sorry I didn’t get you a puzzle last time

[radiant swan]

rapid vro (and its not me)

[radiant swan]

im only 2200 blitz

[kindred crypt]

it's okay. things can get busy

[still fossil]

guy who's not gonna be over 1800 in his life

[eager echo]

play 1.Na3

[nimble arch]

Because this means if the opponent spends just even a few tempo too slow then their positional advantage is gone, whereas material advantage is much more easy to handle

[summer gale]

Only

[unique ledge]

Ive made it to 1700 without learning theory lol

[kindred crypt]

that was just me crashing out.

[kindred crypt]

you want to pass the exam without studying?

[radiant swan]

im low rated on other tcs 2165 bullet and 2126 rapid 😭😭😭

[still fossil]

??????????????????????????????????????????''

[plucky kelp]

Hi chat

[unreal dune]

That's insane. I am kind of stuck because I am learning to get pass my time issues. Such a big barrier for me

[nimble arch]

I love metagaming chess

[kindred crypt]

you do know theory, even if it is minimal

[radiant swan]

wsg torbith

[unique ledge]

without studying theory and moving the entire game away from theory, yes

[whole eagle]

Eh.

[plucky kelp]

Hi countingbrilliants

[whole eagle]

Good for you.. You want a trophy?

[nimble arch]

Well of course, the “theory” can be learnt subconio

[radiant swan]

did you tilt 😭

i dont see 2200-2399

[unique ledge]

ik I know theory, but I don't want to rely heavily upon it

[nimble arch]

He was 2200?

[kindred crypt]

grace is back, why do you have to be mean every time you get in chat aye? can't be a karen irl?

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2199 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2155 (2290 peak)
Bullet: 2039 (2115 peak)

[radiant swan]

torbith was like 2266 blitz iirc

[kindred crypt]

then your statement was false lmao

[unique ledge]

she's a kiddo

[nimble arch]

Oh wow

[kindred crypt]

all good g, imma go sleep

[still fossil]

i need to stop procrastrinating and grind for 3 hours

[nimble arch]

Almost 2300 at peak wow

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2126 (2158 peak)
Blitz: 2208 (peak)
Bullet: 2165 (2178 peak)

[unique ledge]

not really, you just took it as a blanket statement which it isn't lol

[radiant swan]

vro torbith inspires me ngl

[summer gale]

😂

[nimble arch]

For blitz

[eager echo]

yes then whatever the opponent does you back it up with 2.Nb1

[kindred crypt]

today i grinded for 3 hours procrastinating on reading this damn book

Gg

[still fossil]

aryan chess

[kindred crypt]

tomorrow i gotta read the chapter on other winawer continuations

[kindred crypt]

this is why you need theory and this is why youre under 1300

[radiant swan]

you'll get 2300 back in no time

[nimble arch]

Nah you did modify your claim there

[whole eagle]

No. If you have a problem with me being "mean", it seems like you can't find the joke

[unique ledge]

CHAT DONT LOOK AT THIS

[rich sapphire]

That's a crazy record

[somber lark]

💀

[kindred crypt]

oh god

[radiant swan]

eww you chess nerd you study theory

[nimble arch]

It ok to lose

[kindred crypt]

this is almost as bad as ice spice

[eager echo]

me when the sigma sigmas everywhere

[unique ledge]

ayo?

[still fossil]

my pawn is transitioning into a queen 🏳️‍⚧️

[unique ledge]

YOU LEAVE ICE SPICE ALONE YOU SLEEP DEPRIVED SUB 1600

[nimble arch]

And your nick is theory

[whole eagle]

Teenager. And you every time being overexcited to see me weirds me out.

[rich sapphire]

So a kid

[kindred crypt]

just block him if it weirds you out, dont be an attention seeker

[radiant swan]

i didnt study it so i can say idk theory

[rich sapphire]

You have the same rights as a 9 year old

[prisma verge]

I wanna sleep

[kindred crypt]

goddamit

[radiant swan]

i just freestyle a setup and if they dont allow it i lose

[nimble arch]

Does stockfish know theory?

[unique ledge]

she has said she blocked me
I ignore her comments my guy

[magic shard]

This channel never fails to be brainrot

[kindred crypt]

fine im going tosleep, see you

[prisma verge]

But I am in bus

[unique ledge]

be Gone, truly, forever

[whole eagle]

I already blocked him, thanks. I'm not attention seeking, weirdo. Should I block you too?

[kindred crypt]

weirdo 💀

[radiant swan]

erm sf doesnt need to know theory
doesnt it have a database in it tho

[nimble arch]

Mate its fine hes just trying to help lol

[eager ibex]

who can help me watch this game

[kindred crypt]

fly high my g rest easy

[eager ibex]

https://www.chess.com/game/141422810886

[whole eagle]

Teenager, kid. Is there a real difference? High school, elementary.

[nimble arch]

Doesnt have a database

[rich sapphire]

No

[kindred crypt]

i've read 48 pages in 3 days, im reading less than i should lmao

[whole eagle]

Yeah, got an issue? Go get a tissue

[unreal dune]

wbout it?

[kindred crypt]

under 18 is kid

[kindred crypt]

🤯

[eager ibex]

help me watch this

[nimble arch]

There is in terms of rights

[prisma verge]

Who reacted with this flag bruh

[kindred crypt]

who is spamming the lgbt flag

[unreal dune]

lol why did I just get the trans flag

[whole eagle]

Okay why is someone doing transgender flags...

[nimble arch]

Ping mods if ur upset ig

[whole eagle]

@still fossil Why are you doing trans flag??

[kindred crypt]

this is quotable ngl. i will use this as my discord status next time

@still fossil no one cares about the damn flag

[rich sapphire]

Kid is the umbrella term. Teenager is under that. You aren't reinventing the wheel

[unique ledge]

this chat is getting political, bye chat

[whole eagle]

Appreciate it. 🙂 Thanks!

[prisma verge]

Bruh

[nimble arch]

Other way around?
Both arent very clearly defined

[radiant swan]

that person is most definitely under 13

[whole eagle]

Never return as well. Even if you are a server booster.

[nimble arch]

Just call urself what you wanna call urself

[unreal dune]

Wait what happened?

[whole eagle]

I didn't know LGBTQ existed until I was 13 😭😭😭

[unique ledge]

pls stop pinging me

[unreal dune]

what's this discussion about

[kindred crypt]

rest easy. you will be missed and remembered

[unique ledge]

pls keep pinging me 😩

[prisma verge]

Same lol

[kindred crypt]

I’m ass it’s confirmed

[rich sapphire]

If you define kid as under 18, there's different sets like baby, toddler, child (probably a synonym with kid) tween, teenager

[kindred crypt]

people under 13 know what that is?

[mortal bronze]

@tawdry mango ggs

[whole eagle]

At least I'm not alone. Thanks..

[tawdry mango]

gg

[kindred crypt]

baby pookie GM Dahlia honeypie

[kindred crypt]

sup

[tawdry mango]

got mated in the 3rd to last game 💀

[unreal dune]

Legally kid has many meanings for different contexts.

[kindred crypt]

Kid is kid because they’re minors and they act like babies

[radiant swan]

no clue

[prisma verge]

But GM in dreams

[tawdry mango]

disasterclass

[nimble arch]

Oh btw i forgot
“Skip ad”
Ingame rating: easy demon
GDDL rating: tier 2
Personal rating: tier 1
Enjoyment rating: 10/10

[kindred crypt]

oh you like it? well this is the last time

[nimble arch]

U100 attempts

[radiant swan]

those that has no life enough surely do tho

[rich sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-nod-nod-kermit-kermit-the-frog-gif-462345856512872323

[mortal bronze]

by me

[prisma verge]

Oh I wanna die

[kindred crypt]

king's indian defense

[unreal dune]

babies are so cool = kids are cool

[radiant swan]

me*

[mortal bronze]

what did you do

[somber lark]

The only thing y'all need is to start with 1.Nf3 ... 2.g3

[prisma verge]

24 freaky hours in bus

[radiant swan]

i play bad chess 😔

[prisma verge]

I am gonna die fr

[kindred crypt]

it's weird seeing how different chess books take different amount of time, one of em in 4 hours i read 80 pages, then another one same amount of time only 60 pages, and then the french one only 50 pages

[mortal bronze]

same

[nimble arch]

Only if the opponent responds Nf6

[radiant swan]

maybe in a bullet game

[kindred crypt]

No babies suck

[mortal bronze]

how tf do i play against e4

[somber lark]

What is bro reading

[radiant swan]

caro

[unreal dune]

king's no longer indian defense

[rich sapphire]

But yes, you're a kid if you're under 18. You can be a teenager and kid at the same time

[nimble arch]

I like e5

[mortal bronze]

i end up in a losing position every game i played sicilian

[radiant swan]

ur better than me smh

[somber lark]

works in every time control

[mortal bronze]

ew

[mortal bronze]

no

[kindred crypt]

the first one was a game collection i hated, the second one is middlegames, and the third one is french defense book

[mortal bronze]

i never reached 2200 on cc

[nimble arch]

Dont be scared its not actually scary lol

[radiant swan]

doesnt matter ur better 😔

[mortal bronze]

i just don't like it

[whole eagle]

Saying that before GTA 6

[radiant swan]

our score speaks for itself

[mortal bronze]

no

[unreal dune]

king's Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, and the United Kingdom defence

[radiant swan]

ur 1-0 against me

[mortal bronze]

you beat me 3-0 bro

[somber lark]

ew, spam tactics bro

[mortal bronze]

on cc

[nimble arch]

Rating matters more than score

[rich sapphire]

I'll check it out

[mortal bronze]

what about lichess

[kindred crypt]

hey thanks for the effort to make me giggle but this is not funny

[radiant swan]

nuh uh

im 1L against u ur better

and 2188 rapid 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[still fossil]

the King...is Indian..

[mortal bronze]

now show lichess scores

[mortal bronze]

elite peak sitting

[still fossil]

the Indian King..

[mortal bronze]

who is this guy

[somber lark]

chat, how to reach 2k fast

[shut agate]

what's white's best move

[mortal bronze]

should be easy for you. just lost 50 games in a row

[radiant swan]

lol

told u ur better

[somber lark]

I would get banned that way

It's actually harder for me

[mortal bronze]

kg1

[radiant swan]

our total score is 9.5-8.5 so ur better 😡😡

[humble beacon]

Who here likes puzzles

[mortal bronze]

so equal

[unique ledge]

@unreal dune lets play another game 🤗

[radiant swan]

nah

[mortal bronze]

don't forget i went 4-0 down on lichess

not 3-0 like i said earlier

[mortal bronze]

lol

[radiant swan]

we're 8.5-8.5 on lc wym vro

[still fossil]

take obviously, bro forgot that you can take the knight with the rook

[mortal bronze]

show the result of the first 4 games

[somber lark]

Kg1

[kindred crypt]

Does anyone want to play games

[mortal bronze]

i said it first booooo

[unique ledge]

lets play bro

[somber lark]

Ok good for you :>

[kindred crypt]

I wanna play casual blitz

[unique ledge]

I own a Gary Kasparov book so that must give me some sort of leverage

[kindred crypt]

okay i did the math, if i read 3 hours a day every day i can finish these 2 books in 9 days

[unique ledge]

user?

[somber lark]

you are doing the wrong book bro

[kindred crypt]

why

[unreal dune]

yes lets go!

[somber lark]

I can sense it

[unique ledge]

bruh, now who do I play

[unreal dune]

Invite me?

[unique ledge]

ok

[shut agate]

The best move was Kg1 but yeah taking wins the game anyways

[unreal dune]

oh nvm play the first person you asked

[unique ledge]

grinner isn't responding

friend me on chess.com

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chiefsosaloveschess

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Rapid: 1613 (peak)
Blitz: 1619 (peak)
Bullet: 1650 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

My profile

[still fossil]

sorry man i'm 1600 and sleepy i cant calculate good right now

[kindred crypt]

Challenge it

[shut agate]

nah it's okay

[kindred crypt]

rn im reading a french defense book because the french was my weakest spot, which is now getting better, im also reading a middlegame book for obvious reasons. I will follow with either the next tome of the middlegame book or logical chess by irving chernev

[unique ledge]

theory junkie

[kindred crypt]

im also thinking on reading chess strategy for club players sometime soon

[unreal dune]

invite me, you play as white

[kindred crypt]

man the only thing theory in here is the french defense book, which prioritizes ideas over theory

[unique ledge]

theory junkie is a mad funny insult hahaha

[kindred crypt]

im understanding stuff liek the

like the a4 bishop in the french, yeah baby

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-ahh-wire-wire-breaking-bad-jesse-ahh-wire-ahh-gif-26980385

[wild elk]

Some brilient moves just makes no sense

[strange bobcat]

what the fu 💀

[wild elk]

even a 200 rated wouldve seen it

[somber lark]

a 10 mins vid would do the work for french, middle game book?
what does it cover?

[past cloak]

Anyone wanna play some rapid?

[kindred crypt]

Checkmate?????

[wild elk]

I know that

[kindred crypt]

Sacrifice queen equals brilliant

[wild elk]

thats the point how come some brillient moves are so easy to figure out while others are so hard to even notice

[kindred crypt]

in the winawer, the bishop can sometiems go to a4 for devatating stuff putting pressure on c2 you know thanks to doubled pawns the pawn on c2 gets backwards and can only be defended by a rook or a queen, which makes them worthless as they are tied to my a4 bishop which is only worth 3 material points, which would mean the rook defending the pawn in turn becomes 3 points too, giving me a leverage in material points thanks to the weaknesses is forced upon thanks to playing bishop takes knight check in the winawer french you know

[wild elk]

I think there should be a tier for brilient moves

since some are easy and some are really hard

[kindred crypt]

man it's all in spanish, im too tired to translate

[strange bobcat]

I aint reading allat

[kindred crypt]

im also watching v ideos on the french, you know what they say, do it slow do it right

[somber lark]

the general thing

[strange bobcat]

and from what ik most ppl play tarrasch or the main classical line

most ppl = most 2700ish players

[somber lark]

bro stop the yap

[kindred crypt]

like uhh, the power of the bishop

and uhh, mates with bishop and rook and how to force em

idk man im still in the basic part of the book

[still fossil]

:you need to get into learning english as dilligently as you are learning chess

[kindred crypt]

i already know english

you spam the trans flag shut up

[still fossil]

hanks to the weaknesses is forced upon thanks to playing bishop takes knight check in the winawer french you know

[kindred crypt]

it's 2 am im going to sleep

stop with the damn trans flag

[whole eagle]

If you're saying you're transgender just say it.

[still fossil]

🏳️‍⚧️

[whole eagle]

Good for you, now please shut your mouth because no one cares.

[kindred crypt]

and even then, why would anyone care, just do your own (chess) thing

[somber lark]

you can call mods, why are you trying convince bro to not do it

[whole eagle]

You already told her to shut up twice and what did she do? Nothing.

[kindred crypt]

well we hold no power sis

you know how it is in the barren desertland known as east-state discord

we drink dew from the mountains and make moonshine in our bathtubs

[whole eagle]

Well I am not sure if mods can see deleted emoji reactions...

[charred yoke]

Just had an epic puzzle mid game. Who can solve? Black to move

[whole eagle]

Sorry but LGBTQ server isn't here.

[kindred crypt]

i have the rising suspicion they cant

[idle oracle]

wtf is happening

[kindred crypt]

awhat the aussie said

[whole eagle]

Then pinging mods is useless.

[somber lark]

he would get timed out, but honestly who cares js ignore

[magic shard]

discorders choosing between the options of blocking and crashing out

[whole eagle]

Eh. Alright

[kindred crypt]

some guy is spamming the trans flag thing

[whole eagle]

Or girl. Or some other gender ig..

[kindred crypt]

i like carving out

[kindred crypt]

it maters?

[magic shard]

Mater

[somber lark]

[kindred crypt]

imma sleep guys and pals

[nimble arch]

Use a blade

[kindred crypt]

imma sleep so hard imma sleep 9 hours straight

[magic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/living-island-pogo-song-sockmans-playlist-mater-driving-on-bumby-road-gif-9283674200300795215

[nimble arch]

Or maybe a bow

[whole eagle]

I mean.... they'll correct you probably.

[kindred crypt]

you know they call me sleepy joe because i dont drink coffe so i sleep well

[idle oracle]

take the rook

[kindred crypt]

the winawer is so goated

[somber lark]

new iranian GM dropped

[kindred crypt]

who dis

[kindred crypt]

im seeing a buncha iranians recently

[still fossil]

no check the king with the knight make him sac the queen to prevent checkmate and then take the rook 🙂

[charred yoke]

Then Bf4, keep solving

[idle oracle]

e5 Bxe5 knight check on e4 twice take the bishop

[nimble arch]

Why does it say IM in the score section

[somber lark]

anonymous acc

[idle oracle]

opponent

[still fossil]

what am i talking about???

[nimble arch]

Nah but says that guys a gm

[unreal dune]

Good game!

[charred yoke]

Nice

[somber lark]

His score is 1 0 against that IM

[nimble arch]

Oh wait yeah

Thanks

[charred yoke]

What’s your elo?

[kindred crypt]

im kinda anonymous myself

[charred yoke]

That took me 6 minutes lol

[unreal dune]

@unique ledge you must be tired

[nimble arch]

Reasonable

[idle oracle]

1600 otb lol

[unreal dune]

go sleep, because here i am 3pm afternoon

[charred yoke]

I also simplified further by first playing Nxb3+

[nimble arch]

I hate elo

[unique ledge]

you got 87.7% accuracy & 91% the second time, that's incredibly good bro

[nimble arch]

Glicko is so much better idk why fide is so stubborn

[unreal dune]

wow thanks! ive been playing for many years. my main gamemode is daily chess

almost 5 years now would have been

[unborn palm]

Bruh

[charred yoke]

Does OTB tend to be higher or lower elo than chess.com?

[unreal dune]

low

[nimble arch]

Depends on the rating

[unborn palm]

didn't he have a checkmate on g2?

[unreal dune]

white to move

oh wait yeah

[unborn palm]

yeah but there is like this color where when u move a piece and it's on the black's queen

[unreal dune]

the move before

[charred yoke]

I haven’t played OTB since 2005. Restarted chess this year online and am gonna do a OTB in the fall. Setting my expectations lol

[still fossil]

i would have just played check with the knight tbh i'm not a good player like you

[nimble arch]

Fide or uscf

[unborn palm]

yeah exactly

[nimble arch]

For uscf lower than 1000. I typically see people have a lower chess.com rating

[charred yoke]

Uscf

[nimble arch]

1200 its =

(Minus the smurfs)

And past that uh it really depends

[unreal dune]

@unique ledge i hope we become good friends but i do have to go! apologies and farewell!

[idle oracle]

holy moly thats when i was born

[unreal dune]

keep playing chess, nice to meet you

[mint adder]

Calling cap on this one

[still fossil]

the swiss chess federation is out for my blood

[charred yoke]

Adult (re)learner right here

[mint adder]

Girls are easier to understand than chess

[still fossil]

recoilingly cringe image

[mint adder]

Just shove them with some Benjamins and we’re good

[charred yoke]

I have the same strategy for chess and women

Mate

[nimble arch]

Lets be honest you dont have money

[charred yoke]

Ba dum tss

[kindred crypt]

that's about 93.67 % accurate

[summer gale]

Could that be for chess too like shove some on a good chess coach?

[idle oracle]

ben finegold is my goat

[nimble arch]

You dont have cc premium

[safe folio]

Nah girl are hard to understand 💀

I don’t even understand my gf sometimes 💀 💀 💀

[nimble arch]

Pixel is my goat, his ideas are so uncreative but their backed by mass data analysis and he just tries to metagame chess like nobody else has

[summer gale]

☝️ naroditsky is Mine though

[safe folio]

Self glaze what is this bro😭 😭 😭

[nimble arch]

I dont know anyone else 🙂

[mint adder]

Shut

I got racks in my bank

[nimble arch]

Thsts not a lot of money

[safe folio]

Bro is flexing 10 usd 💀 💀

[idle oracle]

i worry about the sanity of anyone who seeks out my chess coaching

[nimble arch]

Also who even accepts cash

[summer gale]

Don't see Benjamin

[idle oracle]

dollar store when i want malted milk chocolate

[nimble arch]

Pay me and you can coach me

[magic shard]

Pixel is my goat, his ideas are so uncreative but their backed by mass data analysis and he just tries to metagame chess like nobody else has

[safe folio]

Pixel ngl those money probably worth less than 10💀 💀 💀

[safe folio]

Best friend glaze???

[nimble arch]

No dor just does that

[mint adder]

Nah

[idle oracle]

i'll find a coach when i plateau

[nimble arch]

For pretty much everyone

Ty dor anyways tho

Very supportive 👍

[plain anvil]

I played a match now and I did brilliantly, but every time I do brilliantly there is always a blunder in the middle of the match. 😞

[safe folio]

If those are all 1000 dong than 100% those are less than 10 usd since 26000 dong is 1 usd u would need 260000 dong to make it 10$

[summer gale]

If it's free who cares

[idle oracle]

no i get paid for it

[mint adder]

fck benjamin, this guy’s enough

[idle oracle]

some chess school hires me to coach kids

[summer gale]

[mint adder]

When I took this photo 1 USD was 24k lol

[radiant swan]

coach me

[nimble arch]

@upbeat carbon wya bird player

[kindred crypt]

is that ho chi min?

[safe folio]

It’s 26000 now

[idle oracle]

no you coach me

[mint adder]

Ik

[nimble arch]

Gosh i hate zeros

[radiant swan]

nuh uh ur better than me

[mint adder]

So it’s more like 9.40

[kindred crypt]

is that Vietnamese currency?

[safe folio]

000000000000000000000

[mint adder]

Yet more reason why Vietnam’s going to shit

[timid patrol]

if you give me your social security numbers i’ll make your chess.com elo 2600

[nimble arch]

Please stay far away from me

[summer gale]

No one can match this guy

[safe folio]

0

[mint adder]

He wasn’t communist

[nimble arch]

<NOT>

[kindred crypt]

is that ghandi?

[safe folio]

1 mod ping and bro souls is gone

[safe folio]

No that’s obama💀

Ofc is ghandi😭

[kindred crypt]

cap

[scarlet arrow]

jaaj

[safe folio]

Basttt

[mint adder]

nya

[kindred crypt]

rage baiting final boss

[trim helm]

yo wtf how'd you get this pic of me

[safe folio]

Nah?

[scarlet arrow]

owo ?

[kindred crypt]

huh

[magic shard]

bye

[summer gale]

Gandhi and yes

[nimble arch]

Nowo

[mint adder]

uwu

[idle oracle]

you have 300 points on me in blitz

[kindred crypt]

ong he has drip

[midnight oak]

I'm not feeling well

[scarlet arrow]

time to be a silly goose and learn more deferred steinitz Bd7 g6 theory

[safe folio]

Ngl I would love to see pixel as a mod

[midnight oak]

Can someone help?

[summer gale]

You're quite famous

[scarlet arrow]

good thing to wake up

[nimble arch]

Would rather see if i can get a job

[trim helm]

never knew

[scarlet arrow]

pat

[nimble arch]

Or not

[midnight oak]

Why

[safe folio]

Every computer science major ever

[midnight oak]

Can someone pls help

[nimble arch]

They like web people so definitely not nvm

[nimble arch]

Urs is worse

[magic shard]

bro just go to pixel chess every once in a while you can witness him mod people

[trim helm]

How can we help

Not to be rude

[safe folio]

I’m gonna double my major so it be easier :p

[midnight oak]

I'm not ok it' hurt

[nimble arch]

Uh no

[midnight oak]

It's hurting me

[summer gale]

Fr the competition is just too high

[midnight oak]

I don't want to die

[nimble arch]

Yeah im not feeling like dying either rn

Maybe tommrow?

Nah I’ll probably procracinate that

[trim helm]

Speak to a trusted person in your life or a professional, not a chess discord server

[scarlet arrow]

call 911 if you're hurt ? @midnight oak

[safe folio]

Pixel I’m not the same person as I used to be you have no Idea the things I would do to get a job in Aerospace 💀

[midnight oak]

I'm in a bad situation it's hurting me

[nimble arch]

Theres like not that many things you can do

[scarlet arrow]

Sorry but really seek professional help if you got hurt somehow

we can't physically help you from discord

[safe folio]

There’s a lot of things I could do actually

[nimble arch]

Cool, but you dont do them

Do you?

[safe folio]

I will when I need to but rn I’m learning physics 2 online :p

[midnight oak]

911 isn't in my country

[scarlet arrow]

then whatever is in your country call it

[mint adder]

I blocked that guy actually

Hmm probably just ragebaiting as usual

[nimble arch]

Are you back in the merica yet?

[mint adder]

I usually block all of them

[midnight oak]

I'm sorry for everything

[safe folio]

Nope

[trim helm]

Smart

[nimble arch]

Its been quite a while

Anyways, ill continue to ping you if i ever need physics help

Though, thats likely not gonna be the case

[scarlet arrow]

imagine helping people for physics

[nimble arch]

Eh

Me is studying for exams for the college

And driving

I’ll probably asgore somone but its ok

[scarlet arrow]

I have mettaton in my head

[safe folio]

Ye if I see a drive that can’t drive I will know itms you

[nimble arch]

😄

Btw bast im going to ping you when i beat stalemate by nox

you cant avoid it

[nimble arch]

Ill be 18 by that time anyways

[scarlet arrow]

I'm the creator

[nimble arch]

Why make something so evil

[scarlet arrow]

actually that's Nox

:p

[nimble arch]

What

😭

[scarlet arrow]

the same dood but before

Watch Wakfu

ik I ain't chess related rn but it's the dead server hours

[unique ledge]

these are dead server hours?

@scarlet arrow

[keen hearth]

The one match where i started to feel bad for my oppenet.

[magic shard]

why

[scarlet arrow]

yeah

[trail iris]

No 😭

[magic shard]

this servers dead put the fries in the bag

[trim helm]

Absolute bullying lmao

[trail iris]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141423728694/analysis

[frosty peak]

Jook_Chess (1224) vs. Mateundergo (1234)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. d4 Nc6 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. Bg5 Bb4 7. Bb5 Bd7 8. Bxc6 Bxc6 9. Ne5 Bxc3+ 10. bxc3 Bb5 11. Qf3 Qe7 12. a4 Bc4 13. Bxf6 gxf6 14. a5 fxe5 15. Ra4 O-O-O 16. Qf5+ Kb8 17. dxe5 Rhe8 18. f4 f6 19. Rb4 fxe5 20. Kf2 exf4 21. Rhb1 Qe2+ 22. Kg1 Qe3+ 23. Kh1 Ba6 24. h3 Qxc3 25. Qxf4 Re1+ 26. Rxe1 Qxe1+ 27. Kh2 Qc3 28. Rd4 Qxa5 29. c3 Bc4 30. Qg5 Rc8 31. Rh4 Qxc3 32. Rxh7 a5 33. Re7 a4 34. Re3 Qd2 35. Qe5 a3 36. Rxa3 Qh6 37. Qa1 c6 38. Qe5+ Rc7 39. Qe8+ Rc8 40. Qe5+ Rc7 41. Qe8+ Rc8 42. Qe5+ 

[trail iris]

im so stupid today

literally saw that i couldnt take, then took anyways

[unique ledge]

Im feelin lethargic

[nimble arch]

Robots are doing that now

[mortal bronze]

all mods are robots

[nimble arch]

Im also a robot, so i dont mind

[mortal bronze]

@sewermods admission of being a bot. ban him.

[nimble arch]

When have any of you actually seen me play chess?

[trail iris]

anyone wanna play some games? (preferably higher rated than myself)

[mortal bronze]

never i think

[nimble arch]

I just talk here

I cant play

[mortal bronze]

true

must be a bit

bot*

[nimble arch]

Right

[magic shard]

it's real
On lichess it says that pixel is a bot

I played against it once

[nimble arch]

Oh shoot he found out

[ebon crown]

i got 3 queens and i accidentally stalemated my opponent.

[oblique dagger]

🔥

[safe folio]

Bro missed mate

[magic shard]

ragebait gambit

[somber cipher]

could have saved it by pushing pawn and lining it up with the king and rook

[radiant swan]

dor

[bright yacht]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141424202188/review

[frosty peak]

Nikolas0501 (699) vs. Alitweys (662)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. d4 e5 3. dxe5 f6 4. exd6 Qxd6 5. Qxd6 Bxd6 6. Bc4 Ne7 7. Nf3 f5 8. exf5 Nxf5 9. O-O Na6 10. Re1+ Kf8 11. Nc3 Bb4 12. Bxa6 bxa6 13. Bg5 Bb7 14. Rad1 Nd6 15. Be7+ Kf7 16. Ng5+ Kg6 17. Re6+ Kf5 18. h3 Rae8 19. g3 Bc8 20. g4+ Kf4 21. Rd4+ Ne4 22. Rdxe4# 

[bright yacht]

nice game for someone that has not touched chess in a good while

still got it

[unborn palm]

then?

[bright yacht]

also this move was a mouse slip ☠️

[oblique dagger]

I was tired

[nimble arch]

Oops

[oblique dagger]

Is that a gd player

💀

[nimble arch]

Correct

[safe folio]

Yoo yall quick question

[somber cipher]

what

[nimble arch]

Today btw ^

[safe folio]

Do you eat BBQ RIBS with fork or hand

[somber cipher]

hand

[oblique dagger]

I need more gd chess friends ❤️

[safe folio]

Finnally

💀

[nimble arch]

Yey we have like 4 of us here

[somber cipher]

who tf eats ribs with a fork and knife

[oblique dagger]

Whoo

Thats so rare 🥶

[somber cipher]

youre just making it harder for yourself

[somber lark]

GM raging

[trail iris]

it was m1 for me

[somber lark]

😭

[safe folio]

Fr

[ebon crown]

im now 838 elo

[safe folio]

Do you eat BBQ RIBS with fork or hand?

[somber cipher]

bro you can just make a poll

[trail iris]

I dont eat bbq ribs

[nimble arch]

(Sorry guys for ping)
@buoyant warren , anathema in like 3 runs i think (correct me if im wrong, or dont!)

@short summit Cool guy idk much about his gd progression tho

@short zephyr Duelo maestro solo as his most recent achievement, though this guy is insanely good and probably beat harder levels

[trail iris]

should try them though

[unique ledge]

I remove the meat with my hands, wash my hands, and then eat the meat with a fork

[safe folio]

Oh right

[safe folio]

💀

[tawdry mango]

instant block as if blocking does anything on chess.com 💀

[unique ledge]

I dont get why wanting clean hands while eating is a blunder

you guys some dogs 🐶

[somber cipher]

no we just like ribs

[nimble arch]

I see you are a michigun fan ^^^

[tawdry mango]

i just p[layed bulet with someone who saaid they need to wash their hands 2 games in

[unique ledge]

I love ribs too
I just prep it differently

[safe folio]

Brick brick do u eat BBQ RIBS with fork or hand?

[nimble arch]

Say fork

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> amanxguts

This is the Chess.com profile of amanxguts. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1163 (1180 peak)
Blitz: 931 (1076 peak)
Bullet: 984 (1028 peak)

[nimble arch]

If you never had it say fork

[safe folio]

NO

[tawdry mango]

depends how tender. if easy to cut, then fork and knife. especially at a restaurant

[somber lark]

bro made his acc like 3 days ago

[nimble arch]

Hahahhaa YES

[safe folio]

Ok this is the best answer ngl

I agree with this

[unborn palm]

yeah that's what I said bro lol

I said that u had a mate on g2 (which is mate in 1)

[safe folio]

Do you eat BBQ ribs with fork or hand?

[unborn palm]

?

[ebon crown]

my opponent did 4 blunders in a row

[safe folio]

Answer the question

💀

[nimble arch]

I hung a bishop and a rook and lost the game

In blitz

[unborn palm]

bruh what does it have to do with my statement

[nimble arch]

Vs an 1800

Today

[ebon crown]

he hung a bishop 2 rooks and a queen

[safe folio]

It doesn’t but just answer it

[nimble arch]

@safe folio can vouch for how bad my games are, he seen my games while he was coaching me when i was on my alt

[safe folio]

Ok rudux💀

[nimble arch]

Chess is a battle of plot armor

[nimble arch]

Redux, which is defined as “to come back” or “return”

[safe folio]

Ok question to the asians

How do you eat pizza?

[ebon crown]

?

[nimble arch]

Chopsticks

[ebon crown]

chopsticks

[nimble arch]

:p

[safe folio]

Nah nah like fr tho

[unique ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pizza-dj-funny-funny-cat-gif-25646768

[nimble arch]

Hands

[unborn palm]

bro r u looking for attention or what

[safe folio]

No I’m doing a survey💀

[safe folio]

Ok 👍

[nimble arch]

I lied about being asian im actually uhhh robot

But not made in china

[safe folio]

Chinese spy???

[unborn palm]

wtf lmfao

[nimble arch]

Only the materials were made in china

[ebon crown]

dont do captcha

[unique ledge]

he's literally just asking how Asian people eat pizza

[rigid kite]

hey gys

[safe folio]

Yo chat bro is 100% a chinese spy💀

[nimble arch]

I unironically have failed a catchpa 8 times in a row

[unborn palm]

@safe folio and ur doing it here on a chess server?

bruh

[safe folio]

Yes cause most my friends are here

[ebon crown]

beat stockfish if ur a robot

[tranquil basin]

Just won my game bro I’m late to my date

Ahhhhhhhhhh

[safe folio]

Bro hold up for a sec do you eat BBQ ribs with fork or hand

[tranquil basin]

Fork bro

[safe folio]

Ok 👍

[unborn palm]

yeah but I'm not Asian tho 💀

[scarlet arrow]

date ??

nah bro you can't have one you play chess

[wild elk]

Ive been stuck in the same rating for months 😭

[scarlet arrow]

[nimble arch]

Ok ill see if i can delete all of its code and maybe theyll say ok

[ebon crown]

chess players are smart

[safe folio]

I’m asian too I’m just asking to know like how other people he eating yk

[ebon crown]

unless its 400 elo

[unique ledge]

the fact you're not Asian doesnt mean he's lookin for attention

[mint adder]

maniac

[safe folio]

And yes bast I know u aint American but french💀

[ebon crown]

ok

[scarlet arrow]

wouldn't say that, Kramnik is a nice counter example

💀

[safe folio]

Crazy

[tranquil basin]

Yeah 😭 she asked me out bruh

[livid spear]

Anyone wanna play a quick blitz game?

I'm HackerLordModernYT

[unique ledge]

anyone wanna play scribbl.io?

[scarlet arrow]

daaaamn

[unborn palm]

ok I said it before knowing that he was doing a survey tho

[unique ledge]

whether you said it before or after doesn't matter
you said it

[tranquil basin]

Literally just finished my game and on a taxi

[scarlet arrow]

gl

[tranquil basin]

If it’s first date should I get a gift?

[ebon crown]

its gonna crash

[tranquil basin]

I’m having an existential crisis rn

[safe folio]

Yes 💀

[ebon crown]

coal

[tranquil basin]

What gift ahhhhhhh

[safe folio]

Chess player talking to a girl be like💀

[scarlet arrow]

that's a theoritical move

[tranquil basin]

Help what gift do I get I’m already late

[livid spear]

https://link.chess.com/play/8mflIE

Play w me

Fast

[ebon crown]

💀

[safe folio]

Get her flower

[tranquil basin]

I’ll let you know, I don’t have problems with that, but it’s the part when they are talking to me

[tranquil basin]

On the first date?

[safe folio]

Yes💀

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sbAtt4w6ZU

[ebon crown]

i think ur late

[unborn palm]

u know what, nobody cares actually

[safe folio]

I gave my gf flowers on the first date😭

[scarlet arrow]

and listen to that in the taxi

[tranquil basin]

What flowers

[tawdry mango]

bro u wouldnt believe it but I have video proof of Magnus and other GMs being too dim to understand this piece of content we had to scrap the entire thing 😭

[scarlet arrow]

greenflowers

[safe folio]

What’s her favorite color?

[tranquil basin]

Idfk

[ebon crown]

stone

[tranquil basin]

😭

[nimble arch]

“Mundane”

[short summit]

[tranquil basin]

What’s a safe color

[safe folio]

Get tulips

[tranquil basin]

Which ones are those

[unborn palm]

what's ur rating?

[magic shard]

frightened flowers

[nimble arch]

Btw what is urs gd achievements i forgot sorry 😭

[tawdry mango]

bro it's july

[short summit]

[safe folio]

August*

[ebon crown]

yellow triangle with a in the middle

[tawdry mango]

oh shoot it is august thats insane

[safe folio]

Bro is living in the past😭

[nimble arch]

Wait what

[tawdry mango]

anyhow bro said get tulips in august

[nimble arch]

OHNOOHNO SHOOT OK BYE IM LATE FOR SMTH

[short summit]

I'm kinda bad my hardest is crazy by DavJT and I have 80%+ on crazy II

[nimble arch]

Still great de abt it

[unique ledge]

bro what happened

[safe folio]

My memory of brick be like
2022: cool chill amazing guys
2023:gone
2024:still gone
2025: bro came back with dementia

[tranquil basin]

@safe folio bro which one are they

[livid spear]

Idk it was your turn I wasn't able move

[tranquil basin]

Which ones are tulips

[tawdry mango]

facts

[safe folio]

Bro…

[unique ledge]

that's weird man

it said your connection was not good

[tranquil basin]

Brooooooooooooo don’t do me in like this

[tawdry mango]

bro at that point just grab any of the premade ones

[livid spear]

Lemme put another challenge

[somber lark]

what the hell

[tranquil basin]

Help a brother out in his time of need

[nimble arch]

I seriously have 0 memories of you

[safe folio]

Look it up😭 😭 😭

[magic shard]

dating advice in chess talk what has this server become

[tawdry mango]

DONT DO TULIPS IT'S AUGUST

[livid spear]

https://link.chess.com/play/MOV78m

[safe folio]

I know that’s a good thing💀

[tranquil basin]

Are those the ones with 20 different flowers in em

[ebon crown]

dating server

[tawdry mango]

IS THIS GUY TROLLING 💀

[nimble arch]

What did you do to me

[tranquil basin]

No I don’t touch grass

I’m a chess player

[tawdry mango]

get her a small bouquet

[safe folio]

My power is giving people dementia

[nimble arch]

Damm

[tawdry mango]

premade ones

[tranquil basin]

Of roses?

[ebon crown]

then dont go to date

[tawdry mango]

NO

[nimble arch]

You def wasnt here in 2022 tho

[mortal bronze]

hi jkao

[tawdry mango]

wait who is this person do u know them

[nimble arch]

and im still sus of you you might be a cheater theres like a 2% chance at least

[safe folio]

Idk I don’t even remember when I came I also gave myself dementia 😔

[safe folio]

Ofc u do💀

[mortal bronze]

jkao? he's quite active here

[tawdry mango]

if u have been talking long, then u should know her favourite colour and flowers

[nimble arch]

Yiwel ptsd

[magic shard]

based on my games against mashu I'd say he's not a cheetar

[tawdry mango]

NO THE GIRL 💀

[mortal bronze]

oh nvm i just joined chat

[tranquil basin]

Bro I’ve literally known her for a month 💀 and she was in the same school as me

[safe folio]

Lowk I suck at chess😔

[tranquil basin]

What’s a gift that isn’t flowers

[nimble arch]

Okay but what happened to his chess.com account 😭

[tawdry mango]

why gift on first date

[safe folio]

Vanished 😔

[tawdry mango]

just pay for the food or whatever

[magic shard]

idk anything about that

[tranquil basin]

That’s what I was thinking

[ebon crown]

pay for the meal

[tranquil basin]

But Kori told me to do it

Okay bet that’s fair

[nimble arch]

I cant find the old one and ive been able to find accounts with just the positions with a webscraper

[tawdry mango]

blind leading the blind

[safe folio]

I mean I just give advice

[nimble arch]

I cant even do that anymore too because i dont remember any positions

[nimble arch]

Look at urself

[tranquil basin]

What to do during it

Just talk? Gimme tips for beginner

[safe folio]

Top 10 cooked brain

[unique ledge]

dont get a gift on the first date bro

[tranquil basin]

In the same way I give u tips for chess

[ebon crown]

die

[safe folio]

I see a 16 years old who look nerdy💀

[magic shard]

whatever you do don't ask this server for advice

[short summit]

"I give advices to people so if they make a mistake, I learn from them" ahh guy

[livid spear]

https://link.chess.com/play/IInbaJ

Play w me

[safe folio]

Lol

[nimble arch]

• if you dont fumble, you deserve it
• if its not a good match, its ok
• if you fumble, you deserve it

[safe folio]

The last line😭 😭 😭

[nimble arch]

Can you teach me hacking

[short summit]

Simply, yeah

[unique ledge]

GET TO KNOW HER INTERESTS
ITS THE FIRST DATE

[livid spear]

I don't even know coding lol

[unique ledge]

the purpose of a first date is getting to know the other person
dont focus on yourself

[rich sapphire]

[tawdry mango]

IDK WHAT THE DYNAMIC IS BRO

[short summit]

[safe folio]

Blow it up

[nimble arch]

How do you crack rsa

[rich sapphire]

But after the obvious questions are asked, it's your responsibility to ask interesting questions

[nimble arch]

Pls help

[small jungle]

Step 1)establish dominance 🐺

[rich sapphire]

Open ended questions that let you both talk about your answers

[livid spear]

What's that

[short summit]

Okay bro you say one thing and It's always stupid

[nimble arch]

Why is it rated an easy ctf i csnt do it

[safe folio]

I would personally buy flowers on first date and I did do it now it’s about to be my first year anniversary with my gf

[nimble arch]

😦

Brick do you do ctfs

[small jungle]

Only sigmas understand sigmas vro🐺

[twilit dew]

@tranquil basin OMG IS THAT A TITLED PLAYER OMG ITS A TITLED PLAYER OMGGG

@tranquil basin TEACH ME TEACH ME OMGG

[short summit]

That's why you're single

[scarlet arrow]

@twilit dew go to bed

[nimble arch]

You pulled this yesterday

[safe folio]

Cook the fking sheet?

[scarlet arrow]

[tawdry mango]

if u dont know her at all it's just small talk + interesting stuff that can lead into her talking about herself too. always give a way for the other person to relate to what u are talking about like "oh yeah my siblings are like that too one time this happened etc." thats how u make convo flow

[small jungle]

Arima ain't letting me troll

[nimble arch]

🚩

[safe folio]

What are the chances of her sleeping in vc like last time?

[nimble arch]

Capture

[magic shard]

stop bothering bro he's locked the hell in

[scarlet arrow]

99.14891%

[safe folio]

Lol

[livid spear]

https://link.chess.com/play/mqOBBb

Join fast or I will grab your ip

[short summit]

Dw bro I'm also single 🤝🏻

[scarlet arrow]

do you want a TO for hacking/doxxing threats

[unique ledge]

Bastman, can you arrange a VC Sleep Session between me and MightyMarkus? 👉 👈

[oblique dagger]

Now add me in the list 🤑

[nimble arch]

Natendo isnt gonna like that

[livid spear]

Join fast

[tawdry mango]

bro is gone

hopefully he has a good time

[nimble arch]

You never told me which extremes you beat

[small jungle]

He has chess rizz vro don't worry

[safe folio]

Fumble chance 25%

[scarlet arrow]

or he'll get broken

I mean

life's life

[livid spear]

why noone playing

[tawdry mango]

i thought he knew her 💀 he was gonna get her flowers on the first date without even knowing anything about her thats insane like what if she is allergic

[nimble arch]

Its probably rated

[livid spear]

Unrated

[small jungle]

Calculated gamble

[magic shard]

someone ping me when jkao gets back

[nimble arch]

Whyd you even go on a date then

[safe folio]

Cooked💀

[nimble arch]

Ping me when that happens

[safe folio]

Agree

[magic shard]

guys I trust you to ping me

[nimble arch]

Too

[small jungle]

Maybe he should ask Christopher yoo for some tips

[rich sapphire]

He might not be back

[magic shard]

If I'm in chat I will

[nimble arch]

I turst you guys to trust dor

[rich sapphire]

He might never be back

[safe folio]

If he never get back we know what happened

[livid spear]

https://link.chess.com/play/b0zSqb

Join 3:2

It's unrated

[tawdry mango]

u can ask about their favourite flowers literally anytime you text by connecting it to a pic or something random like "bruh u know what happened today my neighbour ordered or their backyard and the truck pulled in and blocked our driveway for an hour cause they had to unload all the plants and 20 different types of flowers"

and then whatever they reply and react to your msg

then u say "oh btw what are your favourite flowers?"

then she will either tell u or say "ew i hate flowers"

and then it's a lock ✅

[livid spear]

Dawg blundered so bad

[rain nexus]

chess is more than IQ but as in pure confidence i have learned

[livid spear]

Who's wins?

[true onyx]

how to get a girl with chess rizz

[rich sapphire]

That's a very elaborate story

[safe folio]

Top 10 how to get a sassy gf😭

[safe folio]

A secret Gm alt

[livid spear]

you?

Bro played like 2700

[spring lion]

Come play me that rating looks so juicyyyyy

[tawdry mango]

it's impossible when she is higher rated 🙁 @twilit dew

[safe folio]

No I’m studying rn actually

[true onyx]

🥀

[tranquil basin]

Guys should I play chess on the date 🤣

[tawdry mango]

BROTHER WHAT

[tranquil basin]

🤣

[unique ledge]

no