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And its legit terrible
How
but im still dead stuck low rating blitz
jts bad for practicing classical but
Youre playing a rapid game but you treat it like blitz and you can still lose on time very easily by not having very good time management
what else is bad abt it
I canāt see the bishop taking my queen lol š but in terms of openings, I have the book in my headā¦
Don't argue you know is good let them why argue with someone who wants to have right
It trains you to think more efficiently with more time
so youre saying your time management is poor
Exactly
what
I'm new how do you play chess
It is why I canāt play, just donāt have that focus anymore
Pony moves L
My first brilliant !!!!!
Let they believe what they want
GG
I was looking to take up a new game and I thought chess would be a cool game to learn
it gives you time to calculate on your intuitive positional ideas
It is objectively correct
It move the L
15 10 is somewhere in the middle
Yeah but it's bad because flagging becomes too much of a factor, I dont like that in chess games it's more of a cheese factor
Pony magic
Thereās no flagging when youāre goated
I mean you can't change people when people argue they think argue is always to have right sometimes is to learn others perspective
Yeah but you can flag against a person that's clearly better than the other person its dumb.
Just win quicker than them
Naur
10 + 1 is preferable to 10 | 0 anyday
GUYS I LEARNT AN OPENING AND MY GAME ACTUALLY HAD BOOK FOR 4 MOVES, IM 1300, THIS IS SENSASTIONAL

bros tried this like 10 times now
Lame, speed is kinda overrated sometimes
10 | 0 is for the strong
I love talking to you peeps, and yeah Iām trying to comeback⦠but Iāll make a blunder lol š my chess was about aggression, and sacrificing⦠doesnāt work now
10 minute is more than enough
Its for the blitz players
What opening?
you need basic intuition at least
I recommend for 2000+
play blitz
You should know how to play blitz and bullet when youāre in rapid

i got to like +1 postion in 15+5 torunament fide against like 2 1700 and 1 1900 but i lost 2 after dropping below 3minutes lol
@torn sparrow gg
Iām 1650 it works well for me
so i played a mix of the kings indian defense and queens indian defense and it transferred to the colle system

how did you abort on move 2
Not 150
you need to build your intuition
i dont have any idea
Typo
I can be pretty fast sometimes but like with 10 | 0 its a completely different universe of how fast you actually need to be. Its really deceiving judging how fast you need to move because they clock goes down really fast
Itās not
this was the end of the book
Mhmm not anyone have the same training
it is
Get better tho
if you're prepping for classical play a classical time control
the eval is still loading in this position
what is the issue
i meant to resign but it aborted instead
like 30+0?
I never heard about that 
Winning the game because of better time management is the lamest thing in the world
maybe if you have m1 and try to resign it happens
the colle? or the queens or indian defenses
I played two games over the board recently, sacāed the queen⦠to win with knight and bishop checkmate, while my opponent had a queen
I just dont like it
its hard to find ppl even if it is 15+10
you'd still lose in 60 | 30 and find an excuse
I see now he looks like a queen gambit too I think
so i may hadda find some fide player
I find them rather quickly
What you said
time management applies in every control
15 10 is simply superior
anyways GGs. ima go play some blitz pool
oh#
rip bros rating
Is this legit
yah im so bad at classical time management
You are right bro don't worry
To be honest, Iām that good I can checkmate with just a knightā¦
Trust
Beat him and then see
If it's not then I don't really waste much time just a 10min game whatever
there is only one fide torunament in tokyo that is classical every year
1 knight no king vs 1 king?
and i started chess for only like 2 years(
Ask for rated you will win elo
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I lost 45 points...
Just a knight.. but they sold their king, they had two rocks, queen and a bishop⦠but I scarified all my pieces to ensure I got that mate
I have quite a big problem with my consistency actually
So yes did it with just a knight

sometimes it took 1min to find players for 15+10 and sometimes 1seconds lol
how do I become more consistent with my gameplay
My goat
king was frozen
Magnus
i have the same issue because of my concentration spam
I'll ask for bullet
I've beat 1900 fide, 2300 chess.com and 1600 acf players in tournaments but I can't break 1400 blitz
Smart

It was hilarious
Omg wow that's so high rated omigawd you're so cool
Doubtful
Can you teach me chess 
why am I struggling with this m1 puzzle
real
Show
man i drew a WFM or WCM in my first classical torunament and i cannot get above 1500 blitz š
why do my opponents abort against meš¢
I had a title, just got stripped from me⦠and now I realise Iām useless at this game
You don't know how pieces move ?
how
OMG wfm and wcm I've always wanted to play a titled player
Still got tricks and tips though
is this new opening too strong
I never met a titled player before
coach me sensei
don't say the answer
I know knight moves L
Is mat right?
pawn to the diagnoal
ye
What elo⦠? Dm me
but he aborted
and promote it to the knight piece
its too much aura checkmating a goat
When I see that I think I'm not bad all
Iām willing to give
when 2200
OH
He have compassion for you 
Pawn promotes to Knight into mate is craaaaazzzzyyyy
omigawd chess is so cool you guys are too good at chess
nah if he checkmated he would have lost sportmanship aura
Iām not an arsehole, so helping players build sounds good to me
Ive never done one of those which is probably why I struggled
Yeah maybe
how do you build good tommy
bro in 2200 pool there is almost no one so if you lose sportmanship they will abort against you
what's a good pawn build for chess
When you almost beat a 2200 and he come with a is friendly game is not important

I only know classical chess, so couldnāt help with blitz or bullet lol
I beat 3000s in friendly games
I see
they are quite weak ngl
omg you're so insane
š shorter time controls are to consolidate intuition anyway
bullet inflation made them all weak
beating 3000 actually a alegend
I almost beat a 2200 but I'm to dumb I make draw because of the rule 50 move
normal
which is not what I need
the only 3k rated players ik are master so u mean you can play like a master?
I played more than 400 master
Is 3+ why I not attack him is not normal bro
Nxe6?
When starting out, if low at classical donāt touch those faster games⦠you need to know gambits to play those and they arenāt straight forward
promoting to knight ya
thats so crazy youre lucky how do you play agianst masters
@formal relic
3+ eval
yeah gambit lines are not very solid
they appear in pool if you get more than 1500
For white
I play the alien gambit, or Halloween gambit⦠but never in classical
very rare in 1500 tho
only 1500? i am rated 1750 and cant find any
Only in blitz
Omg I've always watned to play a chess master before @torn sparrow
yeah but there some
Where do you guys meet them I want to play one so bad
the highest elo i played is like 2400 and only once
Even in rapid I avoid gambits
play yourself
I never play those
What do you mean
this endgame is hard to convert ngl
I made a brilliant during this game
Wow that's so cool
Is there any 1200+ that is willing toteach me how to play š„²
My goal is to get to 1000 by the end of this year
you need to setup the board and play against yoursel

u should make the target 1400
I do that
if u have a lot spare time
I admit who I am, just a software engineer now
what's ur last act rank @twilit dew
its kinda boring these days
are these chess books really helpful?
I think analyze your game with yourself it's amazing too
The mates are supposed to get harder, its this
it only works above a certain level
I dont anaylze many games these days but I have 500 + analysis in lichess
touch the pieces and play with yourself it's amazing
is this book useful though
So far it is
that's too hard š¦
and I've only been reading for like 10 mins
in chess or val
I analyze my game and gm game like bobby Fischer or krammik
what would an act rank be in the context of chess
do you play the kramnik against english
idk I just started playing, I thought act rank was in chess
its goated
Kramnik-Shirov Counterattack?
I have no chess.com account, but my daughter does⦠and she is 9. I manage her account
yeah great opening
Hey everyone
friendly reminder that everyone here deserves a great life
I haven't studied it a lot but it's neat
bro chill
you linked your cc account on your profile
You should play the Chameleon Slav
What is that again?
It's c4 e5 nc3 bb4
Isn't it Nc3 first then Bb4
I don't know it
Bad
Yeah
Idk what that is but I don't like slave in general
Its solid, the Nc3 knight is a powerful piece for white knight in the English
When I beat a kid in chess
Makes sense, see Iām not me
Kings Indian defense
I dont really like the slav either but I kinda just brought up something random lol
Play the Cambridge Springs Variation of the QG
Anglo Indian yeah I play it sometimes
shit is wild
Kings Indian is still played by the very top players
No activity only good for GMs who want draws
Hikaru when he plays black
Tell that to Magnus
Yeah I play that it's god tier
What about queen indian defense?
It gives white the centre, but when played well you gain it back in the middle game
only because if they don't play with high precision you're basically -1.5 in the midgame
It is why so many are afraid of the kings Indian
Worse KID
Caro-kann⦠just doesnāt have the same impact
QID is goated
I play against a bot who plays the king Indian defense against D4 and he very difficult for white even if white have all the center is my opinion
Got reduced to 390 elo, where to study openings?
chess-reps
Kasparov line
Asks for payment for king gambit
You shouldnāt need openings, work on controlling the centre
opinion on Schlecter slav?
Thing is I always focus on castling first and defending lines
the fight on the kingside is much less intuitive tbf but just get your pawn pyramid up and you're fine
i need to figure out how to use chessbase and find his games
lol
Schlechter means bad in German but that variant is actually kinda good
i learned my openings from watching other people playing games and experience of playing a lot of matches, also if i wanna learn an opening i just find a yt vid abt it and memorize everything , and to get deeper in it i use analysis board
I like the Fianchetto and it seems solid beyond that I know nothing because I didn't study it
just study against the h5 kh7 bh6 line @celest karma
Not sure what you are doing, go centre first⦠get your pieces developed then castle
At your level that will win 99.9%
Magnus Carlsen has won first place in the first ever Esports World CupĀ Chess competition. š
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I premove it in bullet and get the worst whitesquared bishop ever š
ā the rooookkk
this position is toture for both side
until someone plays Bh6 or Bh3
lmfaooo. I mostly know a decent bit about opening theory and lines because I've watched a bunch of Hanging Pawns videos
Fianchetto on both sides⦠done that in the kings Indian..
Hi guys. How are you all?
Message me to chat! š āļøš
No one does that
To save my white bishop
i do that sometimes in bullet
run your king
Which is normally the sacrifice
Ngl hanging pawn shows bad analysis not even 2000 fide
But should be good for under 2200 ig
Well bro is 1800-1900 rated
so makes sense
Lefong invented it actually
Great! I had the best mentoring session with one of my students; I taught him how to do push-ups correctly, more about how to play chess, and we did our reading tutoring too. It was amazing!
whos that
⦠I volunteer with him. We just did our 365th session. Like a whole year of sessions, done over three years.
FM who invented that bh3 bh6 method
He played it so many times it got popular
I have not lost a single game after I played greenflower and I still feel like I hate chess
That's good to hear!
oh
Do you like the botvinnik English
How are you doing? Feel free to send me a friend request to chat.
You seem nice. Iām glad you have free time now that youāre done with studies. š¤
āļøš
if it doesnt work im cooked
Nice to save the white bishop if you can in the kings Indian
Your tactics got sharpened
usually it doesnāt do much
Yeah it's good but you don't always get it
Hello! You seem like a nice person!
I wish that your life is amazing, your days start with a beautiful morning and your days end with a wonderful sleep, comfy bed and sweetest of dreams
I hand played double fianchetto many times and won
Gtg. TTYS. Hugs!!!
Iām excited about the ESports tournament today. Everyone, feel free to DM me to chat.
āļøš
Paul
Not bad for 600 3 min
Torbith compliment arc
Great player
yaahh, the thing is black if they are trying to be challenging can play d5 at any moment super early
Sorry, I don't really send friend requests to people I don't know.
Just so you know I am not excluding you, I wish your life also goes beautifully! days start amazing and end with a relaxing sleep
this goes to everyone :3
Thank you. You too.
I have lost games by not pushing pawns correctly⦠but that is more like 1500+ levelā¦
I learned the hard way
chat about what?
Well, then you wonāt get to know people. :/
Anyway, Iām nice. Feel free to message me if you change your mind.
I checked your games you played @pure flame
who?
His cc is goedeschaker
But advancing pawns is truly magical get that right, you are going to do well
oh the last game
what about me? I just had an awesome run in my OTB, and I am over my trauma
Some people are scared of pushing the pawns
Please read my profile description next time, thanks.
nice! Congrats on the OTB success!
yeah thx
It's nothing against you I just wanted to let you know
But use them, to lock out squares that the knight and bishop want to sit in
I did.
It's a 1% occurrence smh
owh yeah np, I hung a queen in one in one of them
Donāt allow outposts
but yeah I feel a lot stronger
I can play blindfold now with eyes open not seeing the board, was never able to do that
So pushing pawns is the next step for anyone who wants to get to 1500+
so yeah
yeah that was against me
O.O
š
Anyway. Bye!
it's fine blunders like that happen to everyone, even me :3
I saw it immediately when I played it
You need to learn about weak and strong squares, and how to control them
neh it was because it was already like 2 am for me
and Im on 12 hrs of sleep in the last 3 days
Bye.
it's 2:43 am for me
Go to sleep.
still running on adrenaline for getting 2nd in OTB
pawns are the best pieces for controlling
still dont feel that tired, ofc its not healthy dont get me wrong
Pawns are the soul of chess bro
Even philidor said it š„¶
Definitely not the best but extremely useful
Itās important how you push them
Legend back in 1700s morphy didn't even know pawns existed
you are what rating? in blitz? like I will get to 2200 soon
in blitz at minimum
They allow the other pieces to maneuver better and more efficiently
you donāt want to over push, and allow a knight to destroy you
2267 in blitz rn
Very impressive
you tried flagging me R v R?
FIDE rating?
OMIGAWD SO HIGH
Is thereās any good bullet player?
yeah I am not getting flagged there I held a rook + 3 v Rook + 2 OTB with the 2 pawns
And not online stuff?
omg teach me chess
what's good in your opinion
like 1400+?
Idk
When he was washed I beat him like 6-2š©
What ever
Bullet is good if you know how to play first
But we got him unwashed again
Okay guys someone come bullet
I always wanted to meet a 2000+ player
Donāt run before you can walk
6-2 against 2250 blitz is actually tough
How do you guys get that good omigawd
Will i win this game (slav defense)
3
4
2
no
Why would you boost this server ššš
Nah he was so tilted he was premoving every move š
omg you're right
Letās see your ofb FIDE rating?
lowkey
Still tough bro
Is thereās any player bullet or i go?
@azure pivot you have based takes but boosting cc server? smh 
rating
I think he is like 1970 fide
Only server I really talk in tbh
So he could reach 2400 blitz maybe
time to talk in more servers
Makes your feat even more impressive bro
You need a computer to play bullet, canāt do it on phone⦠I can only pre-move one place
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Rapid: 2184 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 1996 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2193 (2437 peak)
can anybody find the gif that I use as my profile banner I can't find it anywhere
You can change that in settings
I'm scared to change it
omigawd 2200 bullet thats so high
@torn sparrow rate my blitzš
Not when the peak is 2437
Falling out of 2k is crazy
Bro fell out of the zone š
saving this
What, ffs lol
Itās actually impressive falling off this hardš
we only played against each other once. and that was when you hung your queen. i dont know what you're talking about
can anyone help me game review https://www.chess.com/game/141380408420
Even in rapid, I was tapping but only could make one pre-move
*analyze
I played vs a 2200 high and he tried R v R
End games I know every move
so I drew
wow
I've always wanted to meet 2000 + players I rarely meet any
600 elo be like:
You should at least get 2000 back š
Arenāt u a 2k yourself
What setting need to find it
No I'm 700
Play 1 game bro @azure pivot
bro how can one possibly make 23 blunders in one match š š
































































Iām strategically sitting in the 1900s so in a week Iāll have the most insane comeback arc oat
Well if you are starting out itās done

im so scared to click on this
i really am
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Broš
Analyse the game and you learn bro
Have to do it on purpose ong
Also + about me leaks it tooš
someone wants to learn hungarian?
honestly game review was bugging
Bro has 0 layers of protection
who's that? That's not me
bro actually linked his profile for once and not his 1200 rapid alt
I can't because it's already linked š
is that allowed to start an alt account for blindfold
I'm 700
but you got to analyse every game, I took notes in my games⦠and set up the situations on my own board⦠and repeated it.. looked through all the moves.. even on my wins and defeats
Yeah but you need to apply
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Blitz: 1407 (1473 peak)
Bullet: 1491 (1503 peak)
You really need to spend time analysing your games
No on my other discord
š
I don't look at rapid cuz that stuff people cheat all the time
Both wins and defeats
Actually I could get it disconnected
So I never play rapid
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Drop the alt bro it stinks
Your main profile is more tough
the cheating is at the 2400-2500 range
It shows my kramnik heritage bro
thats what my coach told me
nah cheating is at every range
nah 1900 can blunder queen in rapid
So I just never play rapid due to cheaters
i dont think they were cheating
no ive been playing rapid without too many cheaters
Average 1500 bullet 2300 rapid
like I got two
You think we wrote our moves down on paper just for the officials? no that paper is the way to getting better too
and I only know that because I got rating refund
that's def a cheater sorry. How is their rapid 2300 but every other rating is like 1500, 1900 plz
rapid also sooo easy to cheat
gng thats me š
The explanation bro about to pull
One of my dreams is becoming a chess master
its cus i play bullet and blitz on phone on the bus
how do i link my elos?
Hi everyone šš¾. I'm new here, and just getting started with chess š. Did everyone enjoy today's matches?
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Bullet: 429 (397 peak)
As long as itās not āis fm better then a cmā - 2700 blitz
you can become a blundermaster thats the easiest one
and i dc half the time
we have to check the time management though
But what rating?
also this innacurate
Well hello there again
hi
When I play bullet on bus I normally lose 50 Elo max bro
Bro can't be this weak
not when u play every day
In my worst days i am
How do you do :)
They could just be learning
He got termed
good, i upgraded my membership all the way!
Yooo welcome to diamond
Wasted money
I can play bullet, but the play I go with is alien gambitā¦
A loss of money without a doubt but still
blitz/bullet. bullet hardest to cheat so most accurate rating
Bro I played witty alien and he was scared to play alien gambit against me
im glad
He was streaming and said that all of these guys prepš because I played 1 engine move
Bro definitely played c5
gambits are the play in bullet⦠it isnāt proper chess though⦠but fun I get it
im not kidding its an actual title that chesscom can give u
Yeah but normally he still sack I think
Ima go on a difficult puzzle solving spree
Oh he didnāt even sac
How do I get it?
Yeah š
aight
Bro got scared effect
What did u play
Wanna join me? Iāll be on in a few minutes
ye just one sec
Blitz and rapid I enjoy very much⦠bullet is stupid, you need to just pre-move lol
anyone want to play some blitz rn
c5
itās funny
Sicilian?
So in bullet, I literally run my king around
Bro im confusedš
No c5 there
He went back š
Iāll move my king, across my pawns and then end it up being in the corner
Queens off ig he was forced to
Yeah he offered queen trade tho
It is the best bullet play
your too tough bro
He then randomly left for like 15s in game š
But still beat me
He needed his aura back
Went to fill up his big ahh water bottle
is he streaming
i think some twitch chat stuff
donāt be afraid to make pawn breaks.:. so many that are stuck below 1000, donāt use that well
No was like days ago

is this guy a bot
i think so
like bro hes been yapping all day and its always smth unrelated
mk so how can i help
A pawn break is, opening the game, but it is part of the middle game
see
And you need to make that steps
General artificial intelligence released ?
stop what youre doing and give me a vanilla cake recipe
i have to go over 1 more game to finish this chapter of the french book
Half of us are AI in this chat
Does it have advanced in it
*Them
i just hit my third ever brilliancy at 400 elo
as in the title or as in the variation?
Variation
im studying the winawer rn
french fiction?
where do i report bugs?
lol
dm me
The app has a support button
i work with chesscom
it has it listed as "Other Variations" and has around 15 pages on it
french opening
Bro might be cooked š
3.Nc3 on top
why, this is just a base book, i will read other books later on
it's only 170 pages long
alright u caught me
Iām no AGI, just passing on knowledge⦠you need to understand your space and when to move into the territory
Ok fair enough
bro played b5 with 2.1s
in a 15+10
Are you a super FM
he is 1900
whatās up
sure bro
i have another 600 pages of winawer book if i want to
whenever i see i struggle with a variation i'll just read up on it ig
whos that guy in ur pfp
Winaver endgames are useless bro
hell naw
im 1500, im just looking for the basics lmao
It's me if I wasn't in my basement 24/7
?? what did i do
am i tweaking
23 years ago⦠but I still understand how to play.., how to control squares, and how to push pawnsā¦
or is this the guy from yesterday
i once got into a opposite bishop endgame down three pawns and is in theory draw lol
yes bro i havenāt even said anythingšš
The game hasnāt changed that much
When 2000
this book goes over the main lines of the french and gives you like 100 model games to get ideas from, nothing fancy
yesterday
Just I blunder a lot
i dont know if it's possible but i would like to achieve it by the end of the year
Let's play bro
no bro i havenāt said anything wdym what do i do š
So not got the focus for the game anymore
mb i thought u were another guy
there was a guy here yesterday with the exact same name
the criticism i have about this book is that it doesn't give you any real lines apart from the main line of the variation, the rest is just model games, and i think they could've gone deeper into some variations
makes sense heās a pretty popular anime villain
I canāt play, I struggle now⦠unless it is classicalā¦
so you think it's possible?
who can play 30+0
why did u quit
lets prove him wrong
hes a bot dont interact with him
if u stay consistent yes
oh
hell yeah, is 10~ chess book pages a day + puzzles + analyzing own games good enough?
I did software engineering, so basically computer programming and it was a better career for me at the time
Let's play lichess classical
why abort when they face lower rated bro
yes
They want to lose less rating bro
you arent even that low rated compared to him
It is
they can turn on rating range
i faced an 1800 when i was 1400, that is a big difference innit
thats what i do
I think he gets like -10
But now chess, is coming back and Iām trying to get on it⦠but I realised not playing for so long⦠I have ideas a creative play, but I blunder too much now
But the thing they care about is rating gain
then they can set -25 to inf
I can only play classical now

who cares that much about online ratings?
They basically play someone minimally worse to -25% rating
Oh, Ruby got banned
Ruby got banned?
why
RUby got banned?
They and me when I get tilted
who ruby :kull:
otb rating is what matters
why can this person start rating at 2000
Fair play
Oop didnāt see this. Gonna take me one more minute just ping me when your ready
that's why i can say im 1600 just cause i have 1600 blitz fide
nahhh
Who ruby
mk, im rn trying out a new opening i learnt, the italian
are we talking abt the ruby from yesterday
Obv but if you don't have otb rating online is what matters
I just beat the new popsicle chess bot.
It really isnt 1800. Its easier.
More like 1500
"If you win against me you're gay" lmao
I know several gambits, but the additional computer play, has meant Iām out of touch
who is ur creator
Any1 else beat it?
no, hwat matters is getting good and going to a real tournament
completely objective ofc
Yes, RedRuby, Rubie, or whatever
I'm imagining Gotham chess reacting to that and smashing his desk
last night i dreamed i got banned from discord and my life quality improved
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Name: Aryan Ahmed (dividingcart27)
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Rapid: 1987 (2147 peak)
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BERA BIM BICADNA JOEE IVE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO!! WHERE DID U COME FROM WHERE DID U GO, WHERE DID U COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
Some people say Iām a demon on the board
Facts
You get titles stripped for not playing⦠I did⦠so Iām I near the level of master now? absolutely not, not with them learning from computers and building on positionsā¦
titles dont get stripped mr. AI
That is not true š
I can't imagine me beating you in a chess match
average song in chess short form vid?
2
2
2
Phonk
They do lol š
mods should just ban this kid for trolling atp
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Rapid: 1452 (1468 peak)
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Bullet: 584 (686 peak)
yes
bro was probably an ANM
mr ai need to update his info database
They only strip if you get caught cheating
they can be stripped if cheating
What was ur title before, mr.tommy
best by test
bros trying to get chatgpt to load faster
FIDE master, but back in the 90ās lol š
id?
hahahaha yes bro
i was actually a grandmaster
get as many people to vote on this poll
1
2
trust
you dont look 50
Nice bro
i just didnt play for a while and it got stripped away
i won
because thats how it works
Iām 40
1400? Youād eat me for breakfast lunch and dinner plus a snack
so you were a 10yo FM?
@humble beacon im ready
Cool
chat am I slick
I'm proud of this move
5 yo
What you doing on discord?
italian better than i thought, might replace my queens gambit
No I was 13 mate
average russian middleschooler
i think they should figure out a way to ban these bots lol
anyway got into software engineering and computers
sure bro sure
why am i trying to ragebait an AI
its not gonna work
I wish there was a Sicilian variation of the Italian game. And vice versa.
ragebaiting is good because usually you bait the people that are wrong anyways
<@&745328830649991179> @lusty lake is an AI/bot can yall look into this
its getting to a point
yea but AIs dont get ragebaited
guys
so im js wasting time
I donāt need to prove it, it is hard for me already take it bro⦠no FIDE id back then mate lol š¤£
I have no idea of the openings names
can someone play me
yes there were fide id
fair enough
also how were you an FM (which means FIDE master) without a FIDE id
someone play me
vro your getting ragebaited
Saying that makes itās true right
ye i needa lock in
@humble beacon start when you want
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Bullet: 1722 (1762 peak)
alright msduck, im gonna finish the chapter from my chess book and then im going to watch a valorant ragebait compulation okay?
SO CLOSE TO 2100
Why are you arguing with a child?
Computers still booting lmao
its not a child its a bot
Newton 2100 āā
idk waht im doing im bored rn
Lucoa, are u secretly a WGM
Then why you arguing with a bot?
How do think fischer had a ratingš¤£
idk what im trying to achieve
i dont get reference
Just wait, you don't need to do that
Me manifesting negative energy so you have a tilt streak which means i will have less competition to climb to 2100
Look at my picture, Iām no bot peeps
why cant there be a system to vote out ppl for like a 1 day TO
Try the bowlder
but focus on my picture
that will get broken rlly fast
Wrong reply sorry
??? Ur character pfp is Lucoa
It's a hollow victory anyway winning an argument with a bot
true
Try bowlder attack Sicilian defense
isnt that nf3 bc4 against sicilian
because people would vote out the people they disagree with, not the bots
oh my friend made me have this pfp to match
vro unblocked me
Closest u can get to Italian in cilia
I know there's an opening called the cow and I did it once accidentally
I think you all know me really š¤
id like to see you try 
Hi can someone better than me teach me how to see further in the future
That's cute
why is your name Queen's Pawn Opening: Chigorin Variation?
bowdler is bad if ur opponent knows what theyre doing
.
chess.com eco database is outdated asf
no one is better than stockfish
Bowdler is good if ur opponent knows what theyāre doing as well
No im 600 elo
what opening is it
Playable for sure
no bowdler is bad
listen to Hey Joe by Jimmy Hendrix, who the hell is daniel Jogson
e6 nc6 a6 easy win
Stockfish cool dude
Just eh
theres a reason why GMs dont play it
Help
That's why I'm going to play with my brother
Do you have diamond?
No
Daniel Johnston? A very popular artist
stop lying stockfish is like 3700
listen to jimmy hendrix
Im not stockfish 17.1
Iām leela sorry to say
how do i get an elo role?
come rated bullet
What do you mean? Stockfish is clearly a 100 bot at best
listen to janis joplin
U gotta connect ur account I think. Damn system isnāt booting up yet.
Martin the other hand
Not home
You need to do loads of puzzles and enjoy some gotham vids
who else is in the 27 club... @patent patrol listen to Jim Morrison
Hi can you help me
Nah
Perhaps
I cant domore than 3 puzzles
Everything u like I liked 5 years ago
Dm then
the doors is a goated band
Buy diamond
knights and bishops have their squares⦠you will feel it when they are misplaced
lichess puzzles
i did
No money
I used to like club penguin, never got to see the secret dojo
Ok
Good morning yāall
There was no secret dojo wym
Iām leela⦠fancy a game
Rapid tournament today
Playing chess with logic ā
Playing chess by feel ā
rated?
There was ice water and fire element dojo
Tmr is the main event
You'd win trust
If you got master in the main dojo and the elemental dojos, you would get to see a shadow dojo
real OGs remember the ice dojo was live once but then it was closed forever
#š§©ć”weekend-puzzle-rush started yesterday š
Thereās like 300 players playing, 1 loss and we are out
How many rounds?
This was yesterdays blitz results, gives you an idea
Whoopa Judea Style
Quick question. Do you have a mic?
bro has good chances
7 points? really good
What's fide?
Most of my game is feel, I just canāt deal with stockfish eating my bloody pawns⦠only wins by playing like a wimp
9
i hope i can win medal in friday's tourney, i need to score at least 4,5/7 points
what's the format is it bracket
Swiss
yes but i'd prefer micless (we both dont use mics)
Ooo what spots are you aiming for
That's a lotta šµš
Top 10 but this is tough cause I need to get lucky in tiebreaks
Can I ask you something, no. 1 donāt glazer?
bro has a squeacky voice, im sure
Since there will be many people at same amount of points
how else do you think i am a streamer
Since so many players
no you may not
Yeah I don't like how tiebreaks are based on how well your opponents did
this is how we know cheats, eating pawns unnecessarily is a bot move⦠especially if it isnāt natural
But it is what it is
Nooo thatās fair
yea... its sad, im still getting voice cracks, its not over
What isnāt fair is having black wins as first tiebreak
yeah, i almost won a medal in a tourney but i was 2 tiebreak points away from doing so
How did you feel when ding lost the WC
im 18 and i still get the occasional voice crack, even if my voice got deeper lmao
Maybe it's because I also play scrabble somewhat competitively because point differential is a tiebreaker that we can control
Makes sense, you can get unlucky sometimes in buchholz but it isnāt that bad
Black wins is totally ridiculous
gn chat
I was 0.5 away from a top ten finish I got 11th š¢
Like if someone wants to win tournmanet, you just throw your first 2 games as white
so damn sad
It is
yea but i mean the period where the voice cracks are relentless, im still 14
- Rf2 was my 9/11
So you farm black and then you are unstoppable
oof, i get like, one a week maybe lmao
Can someone say āatpā
I pray you get many black games and you win them all š
If you start black and have decent tournmanet you are just unstoppable
i get like 10-20 a day
Yeah š¤£
To be honest stockfish applies massive pressure in one area, it sees you canāt expand and just curls you over like a ball
I almost always start w white in otb tournas
That isnāt chess
mixed results 
I get black more lmao
Nah bots will be bots
Bro thinks people will get 9 points
Finally my computers on
I'm pretty sure that is the epitome of chess
I mean if you get 8/9 with good tiebreaker score you'll be like top 8 easily
Opponent just resigned here lmao
I am pretty sure you are still save with 9 points in 200 players
Look even Magnus canāt do that to an opponent
Better
It is why we can sniff out chests
Free rating is free rating
Cheats
If you get 9 points you win no?
You get locked up, that is what the computer does
There's 9 rounds...
Yeah
Lemme know where youāre ready. Iāll open a classroom.
im ready
It doesnāt try expensive moves
But if someone else gets 9
Bro in blitz and rapid you have ppl with 8.5
Cool.
Nah it won't happen
The whole point is you have to account for fact you aināt gonna win tournmanet
There's about 300 with 9 rounds
It locks you in, and every move is a bad move
Is there classical
And stack on tiebreaks, like look at that ganbat guy
It strangles you to death
He was 2nd place before the last round he lost and is now like 18
Because u need to stack on tiebreaks
So you would need 2^(9+1) people to have two people with 9 points I think
Sent you an invite
berserked almost every game and lost 100 elo
Yeah and my tiebreaks are gonna be shit cause Iām here to gain elo and not win
there isnāt creativity
withdraw halfway lol
So I prolly wonāt do well in standings
I mean if you're going for elo then tiebreaks don't matter anyw
Yeah ik but it feels unfair to have a good tournmanet and make 4 draws and lose completely on tiebreaks to a guy who farmed 1900s
Bro just win all games and win guaranteed
Stockfish will make ridiculous moves too, it has you⦠then decides to just take another pawn
Who won the esports thing
Magnus carlsen
I mean if I want elo I would just ignore everything else am in the end I would gain more elo than the one farming 1900's
dem n1
so yeah we know who the cheats are
Yeah but I would maybe be 16th place and he would be like 6th
Magnus carlsen had a legendary 9/9 against GMs
If we got a magnus hikaru final it would be crazy
Hi! I'm from California šŗšø, and I'm learning chess.
Looking to connect with more US players!
That is Magnus
Alireza is better than hikaru these days
Ok but like why should you care, as long you get more elo than him
Itās not rewarding
Yeah š
It's not sad bro alireza is the goat
In the long run you would reach higher titles first
He will win candidates 2026
Nah sad that hikaru has hit his peak š
future CM- Flan is incoming!š£ļø š„
Bobby Fischer went 20 games without losing against the very best
Hm...
Hi! I'm not from the US but I still hope you have a good time here!
And that is without stupid computers
Without losing isn't much these days
Magnus has 110+ streak
Oh, I get the move sequence now.
ur talking to a bot
dont interact with it
It's not a bot š