💬〡chess-talk

[pseudo garden]

I want him to win too

[shy dust]

He will. Dw Fabi when locked in is a beast. Mf needs to stop choking thats all.

[sudden roost]

???

[pseudo garden]

True that 😭

[shy dust]

Fabi is like me fr. I choke too. I could totally coach Fabi ong

[latent crystal]

Sorry can't rn

[pseudo garden]

Fabiano Choke-aruana

[azure pivot]

On god is wild

[latent crystal]

Busy

[slow shoal]

oh i thought u were offline mb

[shy dust]

Ikr.

[slow shoal]

alr bro later

[reef canyon]

55. Rf2 was my 9/11

[shy dust]

Stop. It hurts.

[limpid viper]

fabiano could learn more about chess from chatgpt than you

[pseudo garden]

In the same boat with Aronian

[shy dust]

I was joking not ragebaiting. Theres a difference fr

[slow shoal]

@sudden roost i like the green dress btw

[shy dust]

Okay 600

[pseudo garden]

I just like the image

[shy dust]

I c

[shy dust]

Nah Levon was doing pretty good recently in a tournament iirc

It was freestyle maybe

[pseudo garden]

The chess world is healing 🙏

[pseudo garden]

Oh nvm

[sudden roost]

???

[shy dust]

Real. If anyone deserves to be world champ its either Fabi or Levon.

[limpid viper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1379699066765574195/image0.gif

[shy dust]

You're the Lion fr

[pseudo garden]

Or Hans. Even Hans knows it himself.

[crude solstice]

Which one of you is the lion

[pseudo garden]

Imagine a world with Hans as wcc

[shy dust]

F*ck no. Not hans. Hans is an ass.

[limpid viper]

no one deserves a title

[shy dust]

I'd rather not.

[limpid viper]

if they deserve it they should already have it

[azure pivot]

U do fr

[pseudo garden]

I hate when I try to be sarcastic cuz I suck at it 💔

[limpid viper]

nah im ass bro

[shy dust]

Real. (You can take my coaching and become very funni trust) (only $99.99 per hour special discount)

[slow shoal]

bru dms, tll me if this is u cuz how do u not remember ur own dress

[limpid viper]

chess mafia wouldn't allow that.

[shy dust]

Real. Besides Hans is an ass.

[crude solstice]

Try to be more sassy when saying it

[azure pivot]

Hans the goat

[reef canyon]

Hans is funny

[limpid viper]

hans is not that bad

[azure pivot]

Sup goat

[golden mica]

Interesting perspective

[shy dust]

Aint no way 😭

[azure pivot]

On the same wavelength fr

[reef canyon]

Wsg king

[shy dust]

Yeah hes really bad

[reef canyon]

I got math/chess to teach in 10 minutes

[shy dust]

To who?

[azure pivot]

Both?😭

[reef canyon]

For a while now yes

[shy dust]

Bro is built different

[reef canyon]

My only client

[azure pivot]

Nah fr cause wtf

[limpid viper]

hans niemann humble this man 🙏

[reef canyon]

I'm not getting any new customers

[shy dust]

How tf do u do that? Do you just use your left hand to teach chess and right hand to teach math equations or sum shii?

[azure pivot]

Bro will be showing him math exercises while playing blindfolded chess

[shy dust]

Real.

[reef canyon]

We split the session into two parts

[shy dust]

Yeah that's how i imagine it

[shy dust]

Ohh im dumb lmao mb

[shy dust]

Dw im sure you'll get more:)

[shy dust]

Packgod humble this man ahh response

[limpid viper]

yes that was the point

[raw remnant]

please 50

[azure pivot]

Endgame.ai is the best chess website

[reef canyon]

Been praying on it too ayg

[limpid viper]

fr

[shy dust]

I wish you the best ong

[shy dust]

😭

[kindred crypt]

i think it was danya who said, 60 is the decent puzzle survival score

[azure pivot]

Wanna 10+0.1

[limpid viper]

nice joke bro

[azure pivot]

[raw remnant]

decent for who tho?

is that like a 2000+ thing

or when he does it does he like to get 60+

[slow shoal]

r u good gng

[kindred crypt]

Imagine being on a VC and unknowingly having your mic opened the whole time💀

[pseudo garden]

Unrelated but why is Snapchat showing me this stuff

[whole eagle]

Italian brainrot. Welcome to the new step of this rotten world.

[kindred crypt]

https://lichess.org/iCqsXKBO/black#41 yesssss

[frosty peak]

temperatyra (2582) vs. MDRAMY11 (2432)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 c6 3. [Nc3] cxd5 4. d4 Nc6 5. Bb5 Nf6 6. Nf3 e6 7. O-O Be7 8. Ne5 O-O 9. Nxc6 bxc6 10. Bxc6 Rb8 11. Ba4 Bd6 12. Bb3 Ne4 13. h3 Qf6 14. Nxe4 dxe4 15. Be3 Bb7 16. Qh5 g6 17. Qg4 Qg7 18. c4 f5 19. Qe2 f4 20. Bc1 f3 21. Qe3 

[kindred crypt]

at least half ahhh

[latent crystal]

U made it private lmaooo

[raw remnant]

I'm at 51 rn with one wrong

[upbeat portal]

New peak elo!!!

[latent crystal]

Lol

[raw remnant]

when danya said 60 is good what elo was that for??

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM blackberryangel

This is the Chess.com profile of blackberryangel. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 741 (peak)
Blitz: 2053 (peak)
Bullet: 2291 (2320 peak)

[latent crystal]

Uhhh

[night flame]

this shit updates fast damn

[kindred crypt]

what

[latent crystal]

60 is not good

[latent crystal]

The game, we can't view it

[raw remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-ok400-ok-400-magnus-gif-7368715257931097940

[kindred crypt]

tf 😭

idk

[latent crystal]

Bro my best accuracy was 99

[night flame]

pr survival>

?

[latent crystal]

Actually I remember one time me and my opponent both played at 100% accuracy and drew my insufficient material

[raw remnant]

accuracy?

[latent crystal]

Lmaoooo

[raw remnant]

we're talking about puzzles

[latent crystal]

Yes

[raw remnant]

you don't even have a 100% accuracy game yet

[latent crystal]

Ohhhhh

[latent crystal]

I do lol

[raw remnant]

oh

[upbeat portal]

Every 400 is a Magnus disguised

[latent crystal]

And then 200s are cheaters 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> detetive_do_helicoptero

This is the Chess.com profile of detetive_do_helicoptero. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1419 (peak)
Blitz: 920 (946 peak)
Bullet: 584 (686 peak)

[kindred crypt]

all theory prob

[night flame]

60 is a good puzzle rush survival score ngl

[torn sparrow]

is your account blindfold

[latent crystal]

Nah, we both were locked in

[kindred crypt]

yeah per danya

[night flame]

?

[latent crystal]

It wasa longgg game

[kindred crypt]

how many moves was the game

[torn sparrow]

because of your low elo

[latent crystal]

I'll check brb

[proven wave]

Hey

[kindred crypt]

idk, but idc, i want 60

hello mohit

[night flame]

which one

[torn sparrow]

blitz is only 2050

[night flame]

yeah I'm just ass

[torn sparrow]

cap

[kindred crypt]

is it normal that my blitz irl is way better than my blitz online 😭

[torn sparrow]

obv

[latent crystal]

Ok uhhh, I couldn't find the game but here ig

I played just barely better

[kindred crypt]

ppl tend to play better online from what i heard

[torn sparrow]

it depends on how much you play

[night flame]

I'm NM and I barely get 60 on a decent run so its definitely a high elo score

[kindred crypt]

damn nice

[raw remnant]

I'm at 52 rn and my previous was 45

[proven wave]

Is this your new account? 👀

[raw remnant]

if I somehow manage to get to 60 I'd be super surprised

[latent crystal]

Frrr, definitely my favourite draw ever

[torn sparrow]

yeah

[raw remnant]

but I'm just happy I finally got 50

[latent crystal]

Neither of us deserved the win

[kindred crypt]

some positions are js a forced draw

[proven wave]

Why? Where is your old one?

[torn sparrow]

I lost acces to it

[proven wave]

Did you forget that password if yes then there is forget password

[real belfry]

a perfect game

[torn sparrow]

nah it got banned from dc

[proven wave]

Why?

[kindred crypt]

banned from discord bro is dangerous 😭

[torn sparrow]

they think I am underage vro

[terse plinth]

I swear to God I can't get past 649

[proven wave]

Got it. Anyway chess talk

[autumn pike]

How do people have multiple rating roles?

[raw remnant]

damn

[terse plinth]

I've gotten to 649 elo like 6 times and lost, I can not break 650

[autumn pike]

Give up engineering bro. I skipped all my classes and sat in chess club.

[fleet dove]

based name

[real belfry]

bad luck

[autumn pike]

This isn't a joke^ i actually did that during undergrad 😂

[terse plinth]

I'm a mechanical engineer already

[autumn pike]

@proven wave you must know this?

[topaz iris]

hop off boiis

[proven wave]

We know about that 🙂 it's just a bug

[autumn pike]

Ah

[dull blaze]

just lost to a guy who played at 98% over 40 moves 😖

sucks to suck

[topaz iris]

nice!

[torn sparrow]

why are weak titled players spawning vro

[proven wave]

Hi chess

[topaz iris]

what is bro yapping about i dont play on my main

[torn sparrow]

fair

[dull blaze]

since when were nms weak 🤔

[autumn pike]

Your name's missing an L. So he gave it to you lil bro 🥀

[latent crystal]

Internesting lol, I definitely play better over the board irl, or even in VR

[kindred crypt]

they are 💔

[torn sparrow]

they are all using blindfold accounts

[topaz iris]

FM!

[latent crystal]

Dammmm, can't beat someone who's locked in ig

[torn sparrow]

in their real accounts probably random untitled 2900s

[kindred crypt]

never heard of VR version

[autumn pike]

Idk why i read your name as silverking😂

[steep patrol]

this is funny ngl

[topaz iris]

nahh

[latent crystal]

Ngl best time for me to play on chess.com is right after I take meds

[dull blaze]

everyone does

[topaz iris]

like 2600

[torn sparrow]

ok 2800

[latent crystal]

Well it's not affiliated with chess.com but there's a chess world on vrchat

[topaz iris]

yea for fms

[latent crystal]

It has a great community

[topaz iris]

not nms

[dull blaze]

no they go on titled anonymous accounts

[latent crystal]

Frrr

[kindred crypt]

sounds cool tbh

[dull blaze]

otherwise they get blocked by everyone

[torn sparrow]

nah titled players can recognize eachother using titlelink

[latent crystal]

Yeah I mean, if both people play what they meant to then

[dull blaze]

whats that

[real belfry]

[topaz iris]

wut

[latent crystal]

It ISSSS, tho apparently owner of vrchat chess community asked owner of chess.com what he thought and he doesn't see the appeal

[torn sparrow]

idk bro but I get blocked by titled players I didnt play with

maybe they have secret website to block

[latent crystal]

But like bro mid game you can talk to Ur opponent, see them moving their hands or walk over to other boards in VR and watch other games and talk to those people like an actual chess club

It's sooooo goooooood

[kindred crypt]

it needs more players

[topaz iris]

js make them crash out

[steep patrol]

what a game

[latent crystal]

Faxx

[dull blaze]

a while ago I beat rustemov once and he insta blocked me

i didnt even have time to offer a rematch

[kindred crypt]

if u lose can u flip the board and throw it

[latent crystal]

It's not a super big community, usually only like 20-40 players on at a time and discord has like 900 ppl

[topaz iris]

cap

[latent crystal]

No lol

[topaz iris]

bro wont care

[latent crystal]

But U can copy as a Pgn and analyse!

[latent crystal]

I do

[dull blaze]

i'm still blocked 🤷‍♂️

[latent crystal]

Sometimes I put my hand into a fist and run it up and down their bishops/kings

[tardy carbon]

im super good or my oppenent so bad 😭🙏

[latent crystal]

💀

Nahhh

How TF U even get 0%

[tardy carbon]

it should be lower 😭🙏

[latent crystal]

Negative 😭

[latent crystal]

Did like only book moves get played and then also a brilliant that isn't a book move, and then they resigned?

What Actually happened for that bro 😭

That means U probably did some dirty move smh

[tardy carbon]

600 elo ahhhhhhhhh brilliant

[twilit dew]

Hello @topaz iris I haven't seen you around

[latent crystal]

Oh...

[tardy carbon]

ckeckmated

[latent crystal]

Yeah that's the best move against that

They played the domiano frrr

Or the dummy ano

[supple barn]

why have i lost 250+ elo after 4 games of classic 10 minute? usually loose around 8-9 per game on a loss, now its 60-70

[tardy carbon]

xdd

[torn sparrow]

it happens when you suck extra bro

special event

[shut agate]

bruh my opponent didn't show up

[latent crystal]

Lmaooo

[latent crystal]

Check DMS fr

[torn sparrow]

L no fide gain

[latent crystal]

LMAO

[torn sparrow]

tatar more like taloses

[latent crystal]

Shouldn't that be insta win tho

[shut agate]

at least I've cut out the risky stuff

[torn sparrow]

he gains no fide rating and he wont gain any price anyway because he is so low

[kindred crypt]

L weak buchholz

[idle oracle]

forfeit not counted for rating

[torn sparrow]

so massive skill issue

[latent crystal]

I think that if let's say U rematched and had a 2nd game scheduled, if U then didn't show up next time instead, then its a draw

[tardy carbon]

omgggg 0.09 accuracy better than 0 😭🙏

[latent crystal]

LMAO

[latent crystal]

That's sucks lol, ah well

[foggy reef]

How is that possible

[torn sparrow]

why did bro leak my average accuracy

[dull blaze]

gg say bye bye to your tiebreakers

[supple barn]

litreally play for fun i dont wank over fide or any sort of ratings i was just curious as to why its so much

[latent crystal]

😭

[shut agate]

there're like 5+ Chinese guys that didn't show up already

[torn sparrow]

try watching how to play chess by gothamchess

[shut agate]

bruh what's happening

[torn sparrow]

it will lead to less elo loss immediately guarantee

[torn sparrow]

maybe school issue

[supple barn]

i already do, just randomly started happening😆

[torn sparrow]

or examination

[latent crystal]

Why school 😭

I believe it's... Shool

[sullen zephyr]

what do you guys think about chess engines suggestions and how many moves deep they think to arrive at their evaluations, like if a line is considered good for black because of a line of play that runs 10+ moves deep from that point and early on it doesn't "look" better for black, but only later it becomes clear, shouldnt that type of engine suggestion be disregarded by a player who cant possibly think that many moves ahead themselves, thats an impossible to spot play for that type of player right?

[torn sparrow]

if you wont win a price anyway you can just quit

why suffer playing classical chess

[supple barn]

who me now?

[kindred crypt]

thats what i did when i lost to a 2100 fide 😭

[torn sparrow]

nah nothing about you

[supple barn]

nws wasnt sure

[kindred crypt]

if im not getting a price why play

[torn sparrow]

well against them atleast you get experience

[kindred crypt]

i literally was winning +5 but i lost somehow, time pressure yk so i rage quitted

[idle oracle]

you didn’t play for a while so rating changes are higher

[torn sparrow]

average classical game

[supple barn]

@torn sparrow fr? that sucks if true, i only enjoy the casual game now and again and i was comfortable where i was at elo wise now its all gone to pot lost over 250 elo and ive decided to play another game and won, elo gain was 8. ridiculous

[torn sparrow]

y

[supple barn]

didnt mean to tag you greenflower

[idle oracle]

yes takes some time to stabilize your rating

now your rating is stable and you get normal gains and losses

[supple barn]

been playing 3 years tho so i might contact support on a ticket about it

[idle oracle]

your rating is a reflection of your skill lol

[somber lark]

:>

[idle oracle]

if you deserve a higher rating you’ll get there

[tranquil basin]

Just won first rapid game

[somber lark]

M3 if fxe6

[idle oracle]

dirty

[dim basalt]

hi

[kindred crypt]

sexy

[tranquil basin]

Cooked so hard

[kindred crypt]

wow lesss goooo

[torn sparrow]

qxd4 bro then f4 rf2 smh

[supple barn]

yeah i understand that, but i was hovering around 1700 ish, havent played for around 3-4 days, first game this evening lost 67 elo , played another gained 9, lost the next 3, - 79 - 82 -65 , 5th game played gained 8. elo shouldn't shoot down like that over a couple games when ive been around that elo for over 6 months

[plucky kelp]

Is that greenfl0wer

[torn sparrow]

yeah that guy sucks at chess bro

[tranquil basin]

[Event "Casual Game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org"]
[Date "7/29/2025, 9:37:55 AM"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "*"]
[PlyCount "58"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[Termination "?"]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Nf3 O-O 6. Be2 Na6 7. O-O e5 8. Be3 c6 9. d5 Ng4 10. Bg5 f6 11. Bh4 c5 12. Nd2 h5 13. h3 Nh6 14. a3 g5 15. Bg3 g4 16. hxg4 Bxg4 17. Bxg4 Nxg4 18. Bh4 Bh6 19. Nf3 Bg5 20. Rb1 b6 21. Qe2 Rf7 22. b4 Rg7 23. bxc5 Nxc5 24. Qc2 Qe8 25. Nb5 Rd8 26. Nc3 Nh6 27. Ne2 Qg6 28. Ng3 Bxh4 29. Nxh4 Qg4 *

[plucky kelp]

Yes

[celest karma]

[Event "ggommoom vs JAYDEN-CHESS88"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2025-07-29"]
[White "ggommoom"]
[Black "JAYDEN-CHESS88"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1557"]
[BlackElo "1690"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "ggommoom won by checkmate"]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Nxc6 bxc6 6. b3 Nf6 7. f3 Be7 8.
   Bb2 d6 9. Bd3 O-O 10. Nd2 Qb6 11. Qe2 a5 12. Qf2 Qxf2+ 13. Kxf2 Bd8 14. Rhe1
   Bb6+ 15. Kf1 Ba6 16. Nc4 Bc5 17. a4 Bxc4 18. Bxc4 Rab8 19. Ba3 Bd4 20. Rab1 d5
2. Bxf8 dxc4 22. Bd6 Rd8 23. Bc7 Ra8 24. bxc4 Ra7 25. Rb8+ Ne8 26. Rxe8# 1-0 me wen I play friendly match

I just chilling

[somber lark]

How to stop hanging pieces

[steep patrol]

good question i would want to answer but i need to learn it too

[proven wave]

My opponent resigned...

[plucky kelp]

Gaming

[proven wave]

That's not chess related.. Anyway but it's cute. Next time- #1104006325307965501 !

[celest karma]

Is mat in 1

[plucky kelp]

It is chess related! The computer screen is showing a fraction of the chess.com site!!

[proven wave]

Got it!

[celest karma]

[plucky kelp]

Anyways in all seriousness, sorry about that

[proven wave]

Don't say sry 🙂

You did nothing wrong.
Bye everyone

[plucky kelp]

Bye Mohit! :3

[nimble arch]

bro actually gaslit mohit wth

[somber lark]

guess the opening

cooked him btw

[plucky kelp]

Either a sicilian or queen's indian

Wait no cant be sicilian

[somber lark]

the g file is open too

and I castled long 💀

[dull blaze]

french

[somber lark]

no

good guess tho

[dull blaze]

trompowsky

[torn sparrow]

The greenflower KID

[somber lark]

yeah, torre attack 🥶

[dull blaze]

interesting

[torn sparrow]

Yeah that is it

[somber lark]

we both were freestyling 💀

love this dude, atleast I can get some profit

[balmy python]

chess

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[frozen sinew]

What about it

Its maybe weird
But 1.b3 really works against 1500-1900s

So everyone died when I started to talk in this server for my very first time?

Nevermind I'm going to sleep😐😐

[oblique dagger]

London

[oblique dagger]

B3 ☠️

[oblique dagger]

Its the cat opening >w<

[nimble arch]

its not chess related :/

[nimble arch]

also not chess related, but who needs to put a orb over the michigun jump lamo

or is that a pusle

[somber lark]

idk what this is 😭

it js doesn't get trapped

[tranquil basin]

Won agaisnt some 2000 FIDE in total equal lmao

I messed the opening up and just played something random

He is so bad

[nimble arch]

bro stop dissing ur opponents 💀

[tranquil basin]

[Event "Casual Game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org"]
[Date "7/29/2025, 10:21:23 AM"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "*"]
[PlyCount "45"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[Termination "?"]

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bg5 dxe4 5. Nxe4 Be7 6. Nxf6 Bxf6 7. Bxf6 Qxf6 8. Nf3 c5 9. Bb5 Bd7 10. Bxd7 Nxd7 11. O-O O-O 12. c3 Rad8 13. Qb3 cxd4 14. Nxd4 Nc5 15. Qa3 e5 16. Qxa7 b6 17. Nf3 Rfe8 18. Qa3 Ra8 19. Qb4 Qc6 20. Qc4 Ra4 21. b4 Qd7 22. Rad1 Qc6 23. Rfe1 *

[tranquil basin]

I have to

[nimble arch]

no you dont

[shut agate]

Wtf I beat the undefeated guy

[tranquil basin]

He’s on tilt

He was lost last game asw, I don’t think rapid is his strength

He’s good in blitz but strategically he’s weak

[shut agate]

I feel like his rapid is weaker than others too

but still good

[slow shoal]

OH MY ANGELLLL

[shut agate]

Kao is there broadcast for rapid?

@tranquil basin

[somber lark]

how can I stop hanging pieces 😭

[kindred crypt]

stop playing chess

that's what i'm gonna do

i think i will be much happier

[oblique dagger]

Gd is fire

[oblique dagger]

Bro is 100 elo

[slow shoal]

bro i need advice

[slow shoal]

what about 1901

[kindred crypt]

How do you fold this bad

[somber lark]

this opening is 🔥

[somber lark]

they hang pieces too bro

[tight topaz]

where the ladies at?

[slow shoal]

right here

[vocal musk]

Talk about chess we’re right here dude stop being creepy

[kindred crypt]

Why can’t I get these people in 1600

[raven sinew]

Who do you prefer and wyd

[tight topaz]

dm me beautiful

[vestal drum]

black is winning here

imo anyway

[tight topaz]

black always wins

[sick heath]

Getting banned speedrun?

[somber lark]

💀

[tight topaz]

Sanisthuy sounds like a lovely name any women would be lucky to have u

[kindred crypt]

white then nb5

[slow shoal]

black more structure

[hybrid sorrel]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tight topaz]

someone show my boy some love

[oblique dagger]

☠️

[slow shoal]

Dahlia go back to improvemnet talk rq

[oblique dagger]

Free bishop fr

[slow shoal]

general off topic* mb

[kindred crypt]

i was never there

[slow shoal]

off topic i got a few questionsss

[kindred crypt]

nah, you guys are talking about stuff there

[sick heath]

Your a humble bee arent you?

[slow shoal]

i asked a question scroll up

[somber lark]

white, I would get flagged as black

[magic shard]

you should have played Kh3 instead

[slow shoal]

dahlia why u bein like this

u couldve been my grandma

[magic shard]

wait aren't you supposed to be banned

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>

<@&745328830649991179>

[azure pivot]

Won my last 19 rated games🥶

[magic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-red-role-red-name-gif-12766228929703658477

[real belfry]

astaghfirullah what is that this is not a meme this is corn

[real belfry]

ur a red rule tho rolecism

[kindred crypt]

You are very disgusting...

[magic shard]

don't tell them I also have a red role

[fleet dove]

Intuitively white but Nd5 seems to be coming by black and they can consolidate I think stopping any Bb4.

[real belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/rolecism-gif-2348954331103323468

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> Adults website

[real belfry]

thanks god that I didn't click it

[proper cedar]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tranquil basin]

I think it’s same link but idk

[real belfry]

I felt sus NGL

[proper cedar]

@patent pivot

[real belfry]

server mods r eating rice pudding with angels right now

[proper cedar]

All server mods and admins have dnd on except this one

[slow shoal]

dahlia dont love me no more

[real belfry]

doesn't *

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/where-the-mods-at-mods-help-send-help-gif-19032214

[kindred crypt]

you need to stfu this time

[real belfry]

[tired bane]

chat

[proper cedar]

@lucid gulch

[slow shoal]

woooahh Dahlia i didnt expect that from you

[real belfry]

I said (I mean they're sleeping n eating rice pudding with angels in their dreams so its heavy sleep) wasn't it clear enough ??

[slow shoal]

i thought she was friendly what happened

[vale bone]

Hi

[real belfry]

I guess no buddy understands me well

even me

[kindred crypt]

I guess...

Well

No wonder why they did not make me a mod yet...

I would have took an immediate action

[real belfry]

ah

I hate people who share adult content

I mean why

[proper cedar]

Every channel

[kindred crypt]

Black

[proper cedar]

☠️☠️☠️ they need mods who are active

[real belfry]

(ofc for hacking

[proper cedar]

Botted account

[kindred crypt]

I am not sure why

Maybe it is their own site?

[proper cedar]

They hack the account and put a bot on it

[kindred crypt]

It should be obvious but please do not click this link, botted accounts have been known to spread links like this in servers to promote illegal content

[proper cedar]

No its not its just a hacked account with a bot with a random link sent everyday at this specific time the first time sent

[real belfry]

maybe (if it's they r just dumbass cuckolds)

[vocal musk]

what happened

[proper cedar]

Someone got hacked and botted

[kindred crypt]

...

[kindred crypt]

Adult content

[slow shoal]

connect ur chess account

[real belfry]

ofc it was a hacking business

I clearly said that

[vocal musk]

hey man please keep it chess related in here

[proper cedar]

Well I sent it when urs showed

[steel nexus]

[Event "casual blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/swO6RcyY"]
[Date "2025.07.29"]
[White "eddie1600"]
[Black "WhatTheHeck1748"]
[Result "0-1"]
[GameId "swO6RcyY"]
[UTCDate "2025.07.29"]
[UTCTime "02:04:38"]
[WhiteElo "1613"]
[BlackElo "1694"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "180+2"]
[ECO "C44"]
[Opening "Scotch Game: Scotch Gambit, London Defense"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Bc4 Bb4+ 5. c3 dxc3 6. bxc3 Ba5 7. Ba3 d6 8. Qb3 Qe7 9. O-O Nf6 10. e5 Nxe5 11. Nxe5 Qxe5 12. Bxf7+ Kd8 13. Bc4 Ng4 14. g3 Rf8 15. Qc2 Bb6 16. Bc1 Bxf2+ 17. Rxf2 Rxf2 18. Qxf2 Nxf2 19. Kxf2 Qf5+ 20. Kg1 Qc2 21. Bg5+ Ke8 22. Nd2 Bh3 23. Re1+ Kf8 24. Be7+ Ke8 25. Bxd6+ Kd7 26. Bf4 Re8 27. Rxe8 Kxe8 28. Nf3 Qg2# 0-1

[Event "casual blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/229XDyjH"]
[Date "2025.07.29"]
[White "WhatTheHeck1748"]
[Black "eddie1600"]
[Result "1-0"]
[GameId "229XDyjH"]
[UTCDate "2025.07.29"]
[UTCTime "02:02:15"]
[WhiteElo "1694"]
[BlackElo "1613"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "180+2"]
[ECO "B27"]
[Opening "Sicilian Defense: Hyperaccelerated Fianchetto"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 g6 3. d4 cxd4 4. c3 Nf6 5. e5 Nd5 6. cxd4 Nc6 7. Bc4 Nb6 8. Bb3 d5 9. exd6 Qxd6 10. O-O Bg4 11. Bxf7+ Kxf7 12. Ng5+ Kg8 13. Qxg4 Qxd4 14. Qe6+ Kg7 15. Qf7+ Kh6 16. Nf3+ Kh5 1-0

can someone tell me if I really look like I was cheating
I'm 1800 rated on chess.com and the opponent is 1600 on lichess, I won both games and the other guy accused me of cheating, the above are the PGNs of both games

[frosty peak]

eddie1600 (1613) vs. WhatTheHeck1748 (1694)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Bc4 Bb4+ 5. c3 dxc3 6. bxc3 Ba5 7. Ba3 d6 8. Qb3 Qe7 9. O-O Nf6 10. e5 Nxe5 11. Nxe5 Qxe5 12. Bxf7+ Kd8 13. Bc4 Ng4 14. g3 Rf8 15. Qc2 Bb6 16. Bc1 Bxf2+ 17. Rxf2 Rxf2 18. Qxf2 Nxf2 19. Kxf2 Qf5+ 20. Kg1 Qc2 21. Bg5+ Ke8 22. Nd2 Bh3 23. Re1+ Kf8 24. Be7+ Ke8 25. Bxd6+ Kd7 26. Bf4 Re8 27. Rxe8 Kxe8 28. Nf3 Qg2# 

[vocal musk]

talk about chess otherwise go to #💬〡general-off-topic

[proper cedar]

Rodgers

[real belfry]

OK I guess nobody sent an adult content here before like 5 minutes

[vocal musk]

if someone broke the rules, please ping servermod

[real belfry]

haha

[proper cedar]

We did

Over 5 times and admin

[real belfry]

they r eating rice pudding with angels

lol

[proper cedar]

None have admin

🤣🤣🤣☠️

[real belfry]

the mod role

[proper cedar]

Ik

[kindred crypt]

I can't believe that the message is still here🫠

[real belfry]

n actually they r just like I said

[proper cedar]

They need auto mod

That will look for inappropriate links

[real belfry]

I guess the rice pudding was so delicious

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> Where are you guys😭

[proper cedar]

They rlly need auto mod if they going to ignore the server

[real belfry]

<@&745328830649991179> stop eating rice pudding with angels

[mint adder]

ay caramba what’s in there fam 😼

[uncut sable]

on it

sorry

thanks guys

[proper cedar]

Nice

[mint adder]

dang it Anitta I was gonna loot the treasure

[proper cedar]

It's in every channel

[mint adder]

[median wedge]

Hey guys

[real belfry]

was it delicious ?

[kindred crypt]

Let us of course not forget this guy @uncut sable

[slow shoal]

eh looked like a decent game, the bishop check was lwk genious

[uncut sable]

I purged it, sorry

[proper cedar]

Ur ok

[uncut sable]

debatable

but thanks

lol

[proper cedar]

Yall kinda need an auto mod that will look for inappropriate links

[uncut sable]

we have one

but things slip by

:/

[proper cedar]

What auto mod is it?

[median wedge]

Anitta been a long time how’s things?

[slow shoal]

chess is about war, how are we gonna forget why it was created

[uncut sable]

just regex I think

[slow shoal]

and there is no winners

[dapper mica]

Hey boys

[proper cedar]

They need a better auto mod then

[uncut sable]

I got the regex from somewhere else

[dapper mica]

Can someone please help me?

[real belfry]

hey girl

[uncut sable]

yeah I’ll work on it

[slow shoal]

blud finna have his kidneys missing

[uncut sable]

heya hope you’re good

[steel nexus]

the thing is this girl accused me of cheating even though I was not, but the chess.com game review did give me an estimated elo of 2300 so idk if it looks like it

[real belfry]

[slow shoal]

is she in the server lets jump her dw

[steel nexus]

no

she is in the maths server

[median wedge]

Yea started playing a few games of chess again

[dapper mica]

Since I was 5 I started playing chess and my dad was always helping me with chess and he was really proud ping I struggle with continuing training and working on it, can someone help me? I want to make him proud

[slow shoal]

matter of fact make a gc we gonna slide for u

[uncut sable]

improvers club has a bunch if resources 🙂

[uncut sable]

yeah, dont ask someone to come here just to fight

keep it to gcs

[slow shoal]

okay ms. Anitta

[uncut sable]

https://www.chess.com/club/improvers

[real belfry]

well I played in 100% accuracy and didn't get reported (maybe cuz my opponent played in 0% accuracy )

[slow shoal]

Anitta looks like shed tap u on the shoulder and tell u to kindly be quiet

[uncut sable]

thanks htb

[uncut sable]

IRL no im an absolute maniac but here im working so yes

lol

[real belfry]

and then u find a gun in front of ur head

[uncut sable]

accuracy in one game doesnt mean much. ive played at 100% before too. short game. wasnt cheating. it happens

[uncut sable]

im brazilian so not even that far out

[steel nexus]

that is fine if you won in the opening but if you have 95 accuracy for 20 moves it looks a bit sus

[real belfry]

never trust a mod

[real belfry]

ah yep but 0% is insane

[uncut sable]

accuracy in one game is not a reliable indicator

[real belfry]

it was like 7 moves

[median wedge]

Yea you can get 100% I think it’s if you win below 14 moves or something

[uncut sable]

yeah thats crazy like what did they play in the opening 😭 not even ONE book move?

never seen 0% accuracy i think

[real belfry]

nah

[uncut sable]

in a perfect world 1. d4 would be a blunder tbh

[uncut sable]

ok pls share the moves im curious

thats INSANE lmao

gg tho

[real belfry]

I under promoted to a knight BTW

[nocturne plover]

Ahh not really I've had multiple 20+ moves games where I got like 97% accuracy but it was otb

[uncut sable]

oof. insult to injury

[real belfry]

under promoted to a knight checkmate 💀

[uncut sable]

share the LINK

[dusk seal]

prolly two bros playin

[nocturne plover]

For example this one

[kindred crypt]

this is not the link that Anitta asked for

[dusk seal]

accuracy couldnt go higher or lower

[kindred crypt]

umm?

[real belfry]

OK

[uncut sable]

hol up

[kindred crypt]

Thats crazy...

[real belfry]

Check out this #chess game: siuiuiuiiiusiuuuuu vs UPIAH_HEEP - https://www.chess.com/live/game/141180112646

[frosty peak]

siuiuiuiiiusiuuuuu (1057) vs. UPIAH_HEEP (1046)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. exf5 e5 3. Qh5+ g6 4. fxg6 h6 5. g7+ Ke7 6. Qxe5+ Kf7 7. [gxh8=N#] 

[kindred crypt]

I don't doubt that bro is on other alts...

[pale flax]

0.0 is insane

[real belfry]

ah

martin

lol

[kindred crypt]

ayo, that was goated

Tf???

[real belfry]

that ?

[uncut sable]

ooooof

beautiful

[kindred crypt]

@haughty arch I saw that

I literally saw that

[uncut sable]

anyway imma go, it’s late. I blacklisted the link and will see if we can better the automod

be nice take care kiddos

[mint adder]

just get wick… or carl-bot

[kindred crypt]

Someone posted it

[kindred crypt]

yeah

[uncut sable]

we have it!

[mint adder]

Discord Moderation 101 out there 😭

[uncut sable]

I banned them

lol

[real belfry]

thx

[uncut sable]

carl is literally here

!alt

[glass robin]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[uncut sable]

see

[mint adder]

Do you have message-logs setup for Carl-bot to track deleted messages?

[scarlet arrow]

Anittaaa

[uncut sable]

hey bast

im going actually whats up

[real belfry]

hi Carl bot long time no see huh ?

[mint adder]

Do you have anti-raids setup with Wick?

[scarlet arrow]

Have the rules been updateeed ? 😭

[mint adder]

a lot hasn’t been used lol

[uncut sable]

yes dude i added puzzles!!

[kindred crypt]

i will save your game in my library and see if this will work on me

[scarlet arrow]

Oh yeah

[real belfry]

was it delicious

[scarlet arrow]

Beautiful

[uncut sable]

noice

[scarlet arrow]

😊

[uncut sable]

imma go im reading a funny book

[dusk seal]

can you tell those guyz not to end my game review before i even started it?

[scarlet arrow]

Read chess Books

[uncut sable]

what

[scarlet arrow]

They're funnier

[real belfry]

ofc not (step one find a drunk opponent )

[celest karma]

Jetez un coup d'œil à cette partie #chess #échecs : JAYDEN-CHESS88 contre KomadamSs - https://www.chess.com/live/game/141228217928 bro defend so well

[frosty peak]

JAYDEN-CHESS88 (1690) vs. KomadamSs (2248)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[dusk seal]

i havent even used the game review and cc proceeds to throw "youve used your game review"

[dusk seal]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[uncut sable]

no this one is about an insane woman joining her husband’s psychotic delusions about her mother in law being back from the dead as a ghost. and it’s really funny.

[real belfry]

its like that guy who says don't be DA dummy

[celest karma]

I'm white

Is 3+ but I draw with the rule of 50 move

[kindred crypt]

This guy posted it

Check his profile

It is in other places

@haughty arch

[uncut sable]

you sure? app or pc? try updating/redownloading the app if app or clearing the browser cache if pc. if that doesnt help, submit a bug report maybe?

[real belfry]

r u serious (or maybe u had two knights

[scarlet arrow]

Psychotic delusions being chess addiction

Makes sense

[dusk seal]

pc and app both. AND WHY IN THE WORLD ISNT THE VERIFICATION WORKING. i havent even logged in because of this problem

[celest karma]

No is bishop rook vs rook I know I'm a dummy

[dusk seal]

@scarlet arrow was that supposed to be chess related?

[uncut sable]

I don’t know, I’m sorry, I haven’t heard of anyone having that problem. You need to contact support about it. https://support.chess.com/en/articles/8737050-contact-us

[scarlet arrow]

Anitta is a chess entity

[dusk seal]

no. the support bot sucks

[uncut sable]

Have you tried contacting it about it and failed?

Or

[dusk seal]

for some reason i thought @uncut sable was indian

[real belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JMjNQ_FL3L4?si=Dw-P6YhmSqJiEETt

[dusk seal]

can we plz not have these links

[real belfry]

what

[uncut sable]

what do you mean verification not working btw

[uncut sable]

? it’s chess related

and a meme

[celest karma]

Look bro

[real belfry]

🗿

[celest karma]

[mental loom]

You need to select this is not helpful while chatting with the bot & an agent will connect with you on this. Moreover, there is a feature to submit bug from help option on the site.

[real belfry]

at least do sum dum dum checks

[covert wave]

Game review kinda trash in cc

[uncut sable]

this also yes. thank you

[covert wave]

Use lichess it's free

[dusk seal]

i thought you said "angel"

[dusk seal]

dont say the forbidden word. she may get angry

[real belfry]

I always remember my dad who said if its free use it more

[celest karma]

I was scared if he attack my king but is not can't checkmated me when I thinking now what happens to me

[real belfry]

it was get more of it but in this case its use it more

[uncut sable]

welp I tried. anyway gn kiddos

[mental loom]

No problem

[real belfry]

u think u try but u go to cry

[celest karma]

Real now he saying the game have no importance

[mental loom]

Lol

[real belfry]

wdym

[celest karma]

[dusk seal]

its morning here

[real belfry]

same what time is it

[mental loom]

Not looking for a job...😅

[celest karma]

The 2200 said the game have zero importance because I said win psychologically

[dusk seal]

9:10

[real belfry]

oh 6:26

[real belfry]

ah

[dusk seal]

what country

[tidal kernel]

[real belfry]

masr

[dusk seal]

wait is Anitta online?

[mental loom]

She is gone now

[dusk seal]

thou si agyptos?

[real belfry]

LA Ana masry

[somber lark]

how can someone throw this

[mental loom]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[mental loom]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[somber lark]

I want to donate rating, but they don't let me

[real belfry]

so he said smth in English right ?

[mental loom]

Nope

[real belfry]

well its Franco and its a type of English

[mental loom]

Not allowed 🚫

[dusk seal]

who are you? mod of the server?

[real belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[mental loom]

A responsible member of this server

[dusk seal]

Bhide 2.0

[foggy sundial]

is Vienna gambit good ?

[real belfry]

yep

[kindred crypt]

i feel bad for marc. hes celebrating his 42nd birthday alone. in another life, marc and i would celebrate his birthday with a tennis match, then end the night with a blindfold chess game after dinner.

[dusk seal]

ye.

[dusk seal]

go tell him your feelings

[nimble arch]

why dont we have a 1/2 emjoi @copper gulch

[dusk seal]

that you wanna play chess

[foggy sundial]

I've never played it

[kindred crypt]

he just ended his twitch stream

[mental loom]

Nice plan 🙂 I don't know who is Marc btw

[nimble arch]

I need a better way than

[dusk seal]

so DM him

[kindred crypt]

IM Marc Esserman

[real belfry]

Vienna is the capital of what
answer this surprising question u didn't prepare for

[dusk seal]

tell him you wanna play chess

[mental loom]

Oh..ok got it

[tawny narwhal]

austria

[nimble arch]

that thing that I cant spell that starts with an a

[real belfry]

u googled it ?

[nimble arch]

austria OMG I SPELT IT CORRECTLY

[tawny narwhal]

i just know where austria is

[dusk seal]

The same country my beautiful painter was born

[tawny narwhal]

vienna is lovely

[dusk seal]

Ostrich reich

[tawny narwhal]

it reminds me of florence italy from another world

[real belfry]

OK ur a winner u won some money take those 💵 💵

[real belfry]

same (the drawer )

[foggy sundial]

hungary , austria or maybe romania

[somber lark]

45 18 💀

[real belfry]

too late bud

[somber lark]

how many hours are they playing

[foggy sundial]

i was eating

[real belfry]

bruh

[nimble arch]

oh is that the moon club person

[dusk seal]

!chess (if this works lol)

[foggy sundial]

I'M a GM

[real belfry]

not many as its blitz I guess

[nimble arch]

naro tilting ig

[dusk seal]

||Never gonna give you up Never gonna let'chu down||

[real belfry]

and I'm the queen of england (except that I'm a male)

[somber lark]

5 min per game on average 63*5=315 min

5 and half hour 💀

[real belfry]

blitz game take 6 minutes maximum and there r 63 games that means its about 6.15 hours

not many for them too many for me

[dusk seal]

what is the time ctrl?

[foggy sundial]

and i'm joseph stallin

[real belfry]

I said maximum

[real belfry]

and I'm hitman

[foggy sundial]

I'm GOD

[dusk seal]

chat. should i?

[real belfry]

well not that much

its not smth to joke about

[foggy sundial]

maybe

[real belfry]

yep really cuz I saw someone named himself "Jesus is gay " before and someone said hey Jesus I'm ur father joking about god or any belief make it a curse not a joke

[dusk seal]

lololololololol.olol0l0lll0

[real belfry]

except those who believe in love

[dusk seal]

Funny thing. I searched azertyuiopqsdfghjklwxcvbnm. and i got recommended some weird sh_

[foggy sundial]

dammmn

[reef canyon]

chat i dont think im playing the alapin correctly

[real belfry]

why would u search that

[foggy sundial]

w name

[dusk seal]

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

i love playing @faint mason

[real belfry]

here @foggy sundial

[old fossil]

low level ragebait

[real belfry]

well I hate who jokes about beliefs

[dusk seal]

you have a lot going on

[shy dust]

Holy f*ck. Dude is farming Naroditsky.

[old fossil]

what

[real belfry]

try to translate

[dusk seal]

sErVeR mOd He CuSxEd

[real belfry]

its funny tho

[mint adder]

in a chess date 🥰 💕

[shy dust]

So many people here glaze mods bro. I legit got warned for deez nuts jokes a few days ago. Aint no way 💔

[old fossil]

she doesn't look 18

[reef canyon]

the most based profile in this server

[shy dust]

Im jealous.

[real belfry]

she doesn't look she

[old fossil]

unreasonable kekw

[real belfry]

the most normal one :

[dusk seal]

@real belfry تم ایک گدی ہو

[foggy sundial]

gotta change my name

and pfp

[real belfry]

I can speak Arabic (almost all of them)/English /German only not smth else

[mint adder]

she’s technically million of years old (yeah looks 6yo but wtv)

[kindred crypt]

chess date idea: the loser pays dinner. lets see if chivalry is dead

[real belfry]

make it less weird

[dusk seal]

so romanize what i said

[real belfry]

like me

[foggy sundial]

like ?

[real belfry]

nah

[real belfry]

like me

[dusk seal]

Ilovehikarunakamura123

[real belfry]

I'm the most normal guy here

[somber lark]

finally 😭

[foggy sundial]

ilovemagnetcar1243

[visual jetty]

and i sacrificed the bishopppp

[real belfry]

well ur name should be" hungry pistachio burger"

[dusk seal]

the guy with a cover showing behind with pronouns being uncle

[foggy sundial]

eww what's that ?

[real belfry]

nah I'm the uncle of everyone

[kindred crypt]

thank you, ggs but bro is 😭 deep inside

[somber lark]

💀

[real belfry]

OK make it "wise peacock)

[shy dust]

Pretty neat for a 700. Nice.

[visual jetty]

thx

[dusk seal]

i read it "thank you, eggs"

[shy dust]

Duhless is dubov i assume?

[foggy sundial]

you know sagar shah ?

[somber lark]

Yep

[real belfry]

its my wisdom tho

[regal osprey]

"a" 600 is crazy

[shy dust]

Duhless is wild tho lmao

[regal osprey]

And you changed it to 700

[shy dust]

I noticed he was 679 so thats why. I didnt notice it earlier.

[regal osprey]

67

[shy dust]

I dont get it..

[somber lark]

content for levy

[foggy sundial]

which channels to ask for 1v1 chess

[dusk seal]

im not sure if its dubov

[vocal musk]

vc

[shy dust]

Nah. It doesnt have magnus so yk

[regal osprey]

Oh oh the pony dance

[vocal musk]

connect ur account first

[regal osprey]

The draw thing

[foggy sundial]

in discord

[regal osprey]

Unprofessional

[shy dust]

Whos that one mf that voted who are they? 😭

[vocal musk]

yes type /connect first here

[foggy sundial]

im in browser

[real belfry]

@dusk seal here so normal profile (especially for chess players)

[vocal musk]

yep connect your account first

[shy dust]

They're super GMs lol. Let em have fun. FIDE is too just uptight

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[dusk seal]

@foggy sundial

[real belfry]

its women not harem actually

[regal osprey]

they're playing for cash

[foggy sundial]

russian gm ?

[real belfry]

these translators r dumbass

[shy dust]

So? They've done that their entire lives. Nothing wrong with a bit of fun

[regal osprey]

I still think it's funny in its own way but fide has a right to say nope you can't do that

[dusk seal]

priviet. menya zovut sw- (sorry not that)

[shy dust]

FIDE is just an ahh

[regal osprey]

arbiters have weird rules sometimes

Like when that arbiter took Magnus water bottle off the table

[dusk seal]

you reached 600 huh?

[somber lark]

wait a sec, danya actually got adopted 💀

[regal osprey]

At some point yes

[shy dust]

Twice or something too lmao

[foggy sundial]

what the..

[thorny sentinel]

by who

[regal osprey]

I didn't "reach" it I think I was 800 I made the account at my workplace on a decommissioned pdt handheld

my coworker played chess on there and lost game after game after game and it plummeted to 100 rapid

Only recently have I started playing rated again

[reef canyon]

no one will ever want to date me

[somber lark]

once, the other one ended on 9 wins

[shy dust]

Ahh i see

[foggy sundial]

🗿

[clear plover]

does anyone want to help me get better at chess

[shy dust]

Dw im on the same boat.

[real belfry]

I know who can beat u

[foggy sundial]

whts your elo

[clear plover]

300

[shy dust]

The only date ill prepare for so i dont have to pay hehe

[foggy sundial]

[reef canyon]

how do u take long screenshots like this

[somber lark]

that is dubov bro

[clear plover]

oh okay

[brittle monolith]

dm me ur id we can play a friendly match

[reef canyon]

gng ur gonna scare all the women away

[shy dust]

Why? 💔

[real belfry]

who's dubov ?

[clear plover]

i just wanted some help man 😔

[shy dust]

Daniil Dubov. Russian GM. Very good player.

[somber lark]

zoom out

[real belfry]

ah I'm not good remember names

[shy dust]

Its alr

[real belfry]

I even forget the name of my brother

[somber lark]

a super GM

[foggy sundial]

i could help you

[clear plover]

thanks bro

[real belfry]

I'm not kidding actually

[clear plover]

vc ]

[foggy sundial]

check dm

[foggy sundial]

i'm in chrome

[twilit wraith]

nice. material even up to sac but you were further developed

[real belfry]

where's ur normal name

[foggy sundial]

i think i might get banned

[real belfry]

why

[foggy sundial]

bcz of the name

[real belfry]

pistachio hungry burger is a good name for a chess player

ask anyone

or just egnore them

I have the wisdom

[foggy sundial]

eww i have a gf what would i tell her

[fluid ridge]

gf and chess, stop lying smh

[real belfry]

she would like it Im 99.99% sure

[real belfry]

well I have harem is it normal ?

[dull blaze]

dude danya and dubov played like 60 games

those dudes got zero lives

[fluid ridge]

3/0?

[real belfry]

let them play

[dull blaze]

yeah

[real belfry]

they won't steal ur money yk

[fluid ridge]

damn that’s a while lmao

[dull blaze]

I wish I could have those long matches

ive only had 1

100 bullet games

[foggy sundial]

tf fr ?

[fluid ridge]

longest i’ve had is like 50 bullet games

[real belfry]

yh it worked with my brother (I'm the one who changed the name)

[kindred crypt]

Why did this link not got removed yet?

[real belfry]

then he started to make random names like the minister of the Criminal Investigations Department

[foggy sundial]

what was the name again ?

[real belfry]

pistachio hungry burger

[regal osprey]

guys I already have a chess set but I don't like it that much the pieces are too big for the board and knights are ugly and generally it just feels a little cheap so what board should I get

[kindred crypt]

Should I report it👀

[regal osprey]

I like this one for example

[foggy sundial]

hello

[real belfry]

I'm pretty sure she'll give u a kiss

[foggy sundial]

I've had a kiss

[real belfry]

u need a good PFP tho lemme see what I've got

[foggy sundial]

yea

[regal osprey]

When y'all finish a game do y'all go into analysis and try to recall every move of the game before reviewing it

[foggy sundial]

she replied wtf

[somber lark]

I click on next game

[dull blaze]

go into analysis yes, recall no

[somber lark]

or this

[real belfry]

those r awesome try them @foggy sundial

[regal osprey]

blitz gives me heart palpations

[real belfry]

u need a good PFP

like me

[regal osprey]

I think blitz actually just makes me mad

[real belfry]

it'll make u better

[foggy sundial]

cringe

[regal osprey]

like at least rapid you feel like you can take something from every loss

[real belfry]

nah

[regal osprey]

Blitz is just like you make stupid moves because you can't think fast enough

[foggy sundial]

it is

[real belfry]

its gonna make u stronger I swear

[regal osprey]

And when you win it's just stressful still

and you get overly focused on the rating

[foggy sundial]

ok i'll try

[real belfry]

choose wisely

[regal osprey]

Try playing unrated blitz, it doesn't exist

[real belfry]

shrek with a mustache is good and matches the pistachio

so its the best

also put it as PFP on chess.com

[kindred crypt]

Hey yall

[foggy sundial]

yo

[real belfry]

the opponent will resign immediately

[real belfry]

is it hard to choose?

we can make the people vote to get an accurate choice

[foggy sundial]

hello

[real belfry]

perfect

[odd eagle]

Somewhat survived Joe Bruin

[foggy sundial]

she's cursing bad

[kindred crypt]

Yall does some1 wanna run a game someone super good preferably 🎀

[real belfry]

Now choose smth wise to write in ur profile

[real belfry]

maybe she's a fanboy of trump

[foggy sundial]

i don't write stuff

[foggy sundial]

maybe but she's hindu

[real belfry]

OK the type nothing to see here

[bitter radish]

yees

[foggy sundial]

how would i get my pfp back ?

[real belfry]

bruh this is trump as a butcher

how dare u

u should have tried smth else if this was the case

[foggy sundial]

i kinda like it but i prefer the old one

[real belfry]

its so handsome NGL

you'll be better than Fabiano