💬〡chess-talk

[kindred crypt]

yeah they blundered their queen

[silk gorge]

Bro

[empty fulcrum]

Rxf1

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-eyes-gif-22773102

[silk gorge]

You shouldve allowed them to smother mate you

[balmy python]

they wanted that smother mate 😭🙏🏻

[umbral canopy]

MAN

[mortal bronze]

nice

[silk gorge]

You freak again

[whole eagle]

Um.. okay?? Chemotherapy or something?

[kindred crypt]

i know, i still dont feel super comfortable. i wish i have nitro

[silk gorge]

My doctor prescribed me hugs and kisses

[whole eagle]

Good for you!!!!! GOSH.

[umbral canopy]

I HAD A GREAT STRATEGY AND I MESSED IT UP

[whole eagle]

Okay....

[kindred crypt]

HAHAHAHAHHA he is me when i do puzzles

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

[mortal bronze]

🤭

[raven sinew]

Hey shitters

[umbral canopy]

I LEFT MY QUEEN HANGING

MAN WHY AM I SO DUMB FFS

[whole eagle]

STOP. NO ONE HERE IS GIVING YOU NITRO. GET IT YOURSELF.

[silk gorge]

Omg bonglord the real one???!

[kindred crypt]

oh? okay.

[kindred crypt]

Why me though

[balmy python]

Discord nitro users 💀

[kindred crypt]

I was joking...

[silk gorge]

You're just jealous

[mortal bronze]

anis is going to actually

[whole eagle]

There's nothing to be jealous of. Mind your own business, please and thank you.

[kindred crypt]

Um, sorry

I feel bad now...

[whole eagle]

Cool.

[silk gorge]

It was satire

[kindred crypt]

i am upset.

[mortal bronze]

liar

[simple gazelle]

i like how 90% #💬〡chess-talk is not chess talk

[whole eagle]

Okay, don't talk to me then if you're going to joke around like this. I will never be jealous towards someone like you

[whole eagle]

One time they talked about brawl stars.

[raven sinew]

Whats this random beef

[mortal bronze]

it's a good thing

[balmy python]

slightly annoying 😭 but oh well

[silk gorge]

Jealous towards me?

[whole eagle]

Never. And never will.

[kindred crypt]

[mortal bronze]

send a photo and ask us "what you doing here"

[raven sinew]

Nah havent had an interesting one yet

[silk gorge]

Wait, in my first message i meant (still is a joke) jealous towards her getting nitro

[whole eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/checking-radar-no-one-cares-radar-no-one-cares-who-cares-checking-the-radar-gif-16149872

[whole eagle]

Okay.

[kindred crypt]

hello person. why are you hostile towards me? what have i done to you?

[raven sinew]

Ig I could study some of my lines and get some positions to send here

[kindred crypt]

or send puzzles, i will try my best to figure it out

[silk gorge]

Your pfp looks like an asmr thumbnail

[whole eagle]

Maybe yapping?

[raven sinew]

I hate puzzles

[whole eagle]

No it doesn't.

[mortal bronze]

why is bro so mad

[whole eagle]

I said maybe.

[kindred crypt]

I do👀

[whole eagle]

Okay found one.

[mortal bronze]

are you some elaborate troll

i don't understand

[kindred crypt]

hello person. i dont understand. if your parents were mean to you today, please sort it out yourself. dont displace it here, and hey, talk about chess.

[mortal bronze]

half of the people i saw here feel like trolls. i just can't believe they are being serious.

[silk gorge]

https://youtu.be/sQGOZ6VbSoU?si=Wlto9BEWa4pe8grp

[kindred crypt]

okay i like puzzles

[mortal bronze]

maybe i am just schizophrenic

[silk gorge]

They are probably kids

It's their first time on the internet, be easy on them

[mortal bronze]

even for kids, they are too weird

[silk gorge]

I was weird as a kid

I didn't like women

[mortal bronze]

it's just odd

[silk gorge]

I was odd too

[mortal bronze]

you still don't we know

[mortal bronze]

this is different

[silk gorge]

I do

[mortal bronze]

jk

[silk gorge]

But i hate nice girls

[mortal bronze]

😭

[kindred crypt]

i will play rapid again. i have to keep my mind off of something i dont have rn

[mortal bronze]

i like nice girls

[mighty tapir]

hi

[whole eagle]

Oh. I found my image on google.

[sudden roost]

hi gracie

[fluid ridge]

mmmm, nitro?

[whole eagle]

No.

[sudden roost]

need flipping apples

[whole eagle]

Mind your own business. You don't get to swoop and talk about my personal life.

[kindred crypt]

oh yeah, but i won my rated rapid earlier lol

[whole eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/pitch-apples-apple-picking-gif-18734179

[fluid ridge]

nice

[mortal bronze]

oh okay

[limpid viper]

shhhhhh 🤫

[whole eagle]

Oh hi again!

[fluid ridge]

need flipping rooks

[mortal bronze]

did you get to 50?

[kindred crypt]

hello. i didnt talk to you or your personal life. you were hostile for no reason. please ragebait on kids your age

[whole eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-chess-edit-gothamchess-gif-15757604376647805157

[silk gorge]

You should use Pinterest, you'll like it

[sudden roost]

why are yall fighting

[limpid viper]

o nah i only did one more maybe i should go do that i got to 48 on the 1 more i did 💀

[whole eagle]

Please humble yourself and stop talking about your success. No one cares. Focus on yourself. A.I bot...

[mortal bronze]

lol

[raven sinew]

Do you need me to teach you how to ragebait properly cause this aint it

[whole eagle]

Eh. Maybe another day.

[sudden roost]

enough fighting ladies

[silk gorge]

We didn't have apples to calm us down

[whole eagle]

It's okay... But thanks.

[kindred crypt]

did you get 2600

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179> please tell them to chill. i wasnt talking to them and they responded to my message and was just hostile like that. im gonna play rapid again brb

[mortal bronze]

i can't tell if they are 13 or they are trolling

[silk gorge]

Women like to fight for nothing

[kindred crypt]

[raven sinew]

Youre trying to hard. Good ragebait is hard to tell its ragebait

[whole eagle]

Why reluctantly using manters alapin?

[silk gorge]

(this is satire guys)

[whole eagle]

Not tryna.

[kindred crypt]

its mid

[raven sinew]

No i got 2594

[limpid viper]

bro i've gotten like 60 before 💀 im just ass today

[whole eagle]

And please stay there.

[mortal bronze]

if you weren't anis i would have pinged mods and called you a misogynist

[silk gorge]

Someone understands me ❤️

[mortal bronze]

that's great. i think my pb is 61 too

[steel owl]

What is the best move to play here?

[whole eagle]

Mind you, men fight too. Stop discriminating gender.

[nimble arch]

Smh

[mortal bronze]

i swear this is some dedicated tmc troll

[mortal bronze]

we need to mute them for saying such things

about you

[silk gorge]

You're trying too hard to ragebait like @raven sinew said

[raven sinew]

I can teach you how the pros do it

[north zealot]

i dont see ragebait in his messages

i can only see stupidity

[silk gorge]

Bro

[north zealot]

and trying to cover it up with ragebait is a common thing but it rarely works

[silk gorge]

@north zealot

[north zealot]

||im not serious idrc||

[north zealot]

i haven't seen either of those messages

[kindred crypt]

ahhh i lost

[silk gorge]

It's ok

Keep the mood

[kindred crypt]

it was a bad game. i dont know what to do with this position. i pushed the pawn to e6 but cc says i should have pushed pawn to d6

[mortal bronze]

anis you should send a new cat picture every hour

[mortal bronze]

d6 is common in these positions

[kindred crypt]

yeah and it would look like this

[mortal bronze]

d6 o-o nbd7 e5 a5

[silk gorge]

@native oxide send cat pictures

[kindred crypt]

is dis pirc

[kindred crypt]

yeah d6 is mainline kings indian

[kindred crypt]

Play me

[kindred crypt]

idk the reviewer said i should have moved those pawns

[kindred crypt]

hmmm whats the catch?

[upper kite]

Why do streamers say to put your queen a knight move away from the king if that just makes the game a draw

[mortal bronze]

what's your account o2

[torn sparrow]

O-O be2 d6 nf3 na6! 0-1

[kindred crypt]

i havent learned notations, is o-o mate or draw?

[mortal bronze]

💀

[kindred crypt]

na6 is a bit refuted, nbd7 or the tired old e5 is best

[torn sparrow]

It's animation of me looking at the position

[torn sparrow]

Narodiskty plays it's so it's not refuted vro

[kindred crypt]

[kindred crypt]

its a free +1

[azure quartz]

do people still wait ts out at lower levels/ higher levels

like its m1 but they want to wait the 7 minutes

[kindred crypt]

SaadKuwait

[torn sparrow]

It's actually a 0.1 difference

[kindred crypt]

I don't want to play though👀

[kindred crypt]

i think thats just disrespect

[torn sparrow]

Unless you are on crack

[azure quartz]

but when youre 2000 are you still that petty or? 😭

[kindred crypt]

i meant +1 win for white

but its still a lil vaild ig

[kindred crypt]

New flower

[kindred crypt]

@torn sparrow just because youre 2K, so answer thanks

[mortal bronze]

i don't want to play either

[elder fractal]

yummy brilliant

[kindred crypt]

I understand that many people get excited when the Chess.com analysis labels a move as "brilliant," but it's important to understand that this is largely a marketing tactic designed to emotionally engage and retain new players. These so-called "brilliant" moves are often simple 2–3 move tactics involving basic patterns like forks, pins, or hanging piece combinations, things every player should aim to recognize well before reaching a 1000 rating. While it feels rewarding, these moves are usually not deep or uniquely creative, but rather common sequences that any decent chess book or coach would expect you to learn early on. Truly brilliant chess involves deep positional understanding, long-term planning, and sacrifices that are justified by complex calculations—not just flashy exchanges. So while it's okay to feel proud, don't let the label fool you into thinking you've mastered brilliance; real improvement comes from studying beyond the surface.

[torn sparrow]

Bro never got it because he is low Elo ig

[kindred crypt]

i dont play c4 so your right

[elder fractal]

nice copypasta

[mortal bronze]

good pasta

[elder fractal]

are u italian by chance

[kindred crypt]

yummy pasta

[buoyant warren]

No way starky is still at this bs in july 2025

[kindred crypt]

I am sorry if that hurts you or something...

I really did not felt like plying

[mortal bronze]

what?

why would it hurt me

[kindred crypt]

what happens when king goes to h1

[mortal bronze]

i didn't want to play. i wanted to check your elo across different time formats.

[kindred crypt]

I see👀

[mortal bronze]

i thought your rapid would be 2200+

[elder fractal]

trapped himself

[kindred crypt]

yeah well what happens after kh1

[native oxide]

the right move for white

[upper kite]

so this streamer said a strat is after promoting a queen you just go a L move away from the enemy king and then follow him until hes trapped, move your king in and checkmate but when i tried it the first time i moved my queen a knight move away and the game instantly drawed is it a 2 horizontal + 1 vertical knight move or a 2 vertical + 1 horizontal knight move away?

[native oxide]

black just won a pawn

[silk gorge]

@torn sparrow bro

[mortal bronze]

you stop doing that as soon as the king reaches the edge of the board. that's when you start bringing the king in

[upper kite]

it was the first move i moved my queen a knight move away it instantly drew

he never got to the edge

[mortal bronze]

it wouldn't be stalemate if his king isn't on the edge of the board

[upper kite]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/141223143602/analysis

[mortal bronze]

oh lmao

[frosty peak]

5mose (1019) vs. padiilla11 (1048)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nxd5 4. Qf3 Nxc3 5. Qxc3 Nc6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. Be2 Bxf3 8. Bxf3 e5 9. O-O Bb4 10. Qe3 Nd4 11. Qxe5+ Kf8 12. c3 Nc2 13. cxb4 Nxa1 14. Re1 Nc2 15. Qc5+ Qd6 16. Qxc2 Qxb4 17. b3 Re8 18. Rxe8+ Kxe8 19. Qxc7 Qe7 20. Qb8+ Kd7 21. Bg4+ Kc6 22. Bf3+ Kb6 23. Qxb7+ Qxb7 24. Bxb7 Kxb7 25. Kf1 Re8 26. Bb2 g5 27. g3 g4 28. Bc3 Rd8 29. Kg2 h5 30. h3 f5 31. hxg4 fxg4 32. f3 gxf3+ 33. Kxf3 Rf8+ 34. Kg2 Rf5 35. Kh3 Kc6 36. Kh4 Kb5 37. g4 hxg4 38. Kxg4 Rd5 39. Kf4 a5 40. Ke4 Rh5 41. Kd3 Rh3+ 42. Kc2 a4 43. Kb2 axb3 44. Kxb3 Kc5 45. a4 Kb6 46. a5+ Ka6 47. Kb4 Rh4+ 48. d4 Rg4 49. Kc5 Rg5+ 50. d5 Rf5 51. Kc6 Rf3 52. Bb4 Rf6+ 53. d6 Rf8 54. d7 Rd8 55. Kc7 Rxd7+ 56. Kxd7 Kb5 57. Be1 Ka6 58. Kc7 Kb5 59. Kb7 Ka4 60. a6 Kb5 61. a7 Kc5 62. a8=Q Kd5 63. Qd8+ Kc5 64. [Qd3] 

[mortal bronze]

that's a very unfortunate stalemate

[mortal bronze]

when there are more pieces on the board you have to remain vigilant

[upper kite]

is there a better strat i should be using

[pure flame]

My opp played this out till mate yesterday 💀 OTB in classical

I felt like this

https://youtu.be/DVhXfcNtCpI?si=DNP82_DWMWPxcjia

[kindred crypt]

"you resign now, child" lol

[pure flame]

Yeah she was 9

I was holding a staring competition(she started it), which I think was drawn in the end

Did promote 2 rooks, wanted to do a staircase mate with 4 rooks but she only moved after I got up from the board, so that was too annoying for me

[whole eagle]

Okay.

[silk gorge]

I'm downloading this

[pure flame]

I asked an arbiter whether he could declare it a win, because this is insane IMO

In the end this was the final position(yes including the mate)

[kindred crypt]

HAHAHAHAH poor kid

[earnest pawn]

Happy birthday! 🎊

[kindred crypt]

oh no not me, it's IM Marc Esserman's birthday

[pure flame]

Nah deserved I just walked to another board + took 2 rooks because why not

[earnest pawn]

Is he your husband?

[kindred crypt]

he lets me call him babe so idk

[earnest pawn]

Cool, wish him a happy birthday from me

[pure flame]

I considered 4 rooks + staircasevwith 4 of them

[kindred crypt]

you should have said the line "You resign now, kid"

[cursive pagoda]

[pure flame]

Dont wanna get a warning from the arbiters

[earnest pawn]

Would anyone like to play against me?

[north zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-oh-my-goodness-krabby-patty-sick-kicks-the-algae-is-always-greener-gif-21958747

[pure flame]

Did ask an arbiter whether he could declare it a win, because playing on was too insane for me

[north zealot]

this moment is funny

[cursive pagoda]

Cool, Wish him Happy birthday on my behalf

[sudden roost]

happy birthday

[kindred crypt]

thanks, but it's marc's

[proven rain]

I keep playing against maximum level Stockfish and losing lol

[earnest pawn]

How long did it take you to become a IM?

[sudden roost]

happy birthday dahlia!!

[cursive pagoda]

I have played with him on lichess before. Idk if he remembers me tho

[earnest pawn]

It’s her babes birthday

[pure flame]

@cursive pagoda

What do you think about playing this out? I was on board 1 with 5/6 in the tourney

[cursive pagoda]

I’m not an IM…

[young swan]

Yo

[earnest pawn]

Am I tripping? Your bio.

[north zealot]

lol

[young swan]

He's an FM

[silk gorge]

Hello dahlia lalalala

[north zealot]

good question actually

[silk gorge]

Are you awake at 4am again?

[earnest pawn]

Apologies, let me rephrase. How long did it take to become a titles player

[cursive pagoda]

“with 1 IM norm”

[north zealot]

im still not 2k guys am i cooked

[cursive pagoda]

Are you the one with only the king?

[silk gorge]

@cursive pagoda you look like alireza somehow

[earnest pawn]

What title do you hold?

[pure flame]

With the rook ofc

[north zealot]

blunder master

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> croatixz

This is the Chess.com profile of croatixz. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 708 (1552 peak)
Blitz: 164 (601 peak)

[cursive pagoda]

about 7 years but I mostly played tournaments in India

[north zealot]

kids dont forget that fm means fake master

[earnest pawn]

Dang, Indians are built different

[cursive pagoda]

If I had played stronger tournaments, I might have got it earlier

[pure flame]

I asked an arbiter if he could claim it for me, because I thought playing that on is insanity

[cursive pagoda]

I take it as a compliment

Sadly my game is not as good as Alireza.. I still have a long way to go

[cursive pagoda]

FM

[north zealot]

me when a strong fm says that

[kindred crypt]

fun master?

[pure flame]

Female Master

[north zealot]

cm = crazy master

[north zealot]

im actually a GRANDblundermaster

[cursive pagoda]

Just go and watch other games until your opp makes the move

[north zealot]

i hope youll grow to be as good as me

[kindred crypt]

im the grandest of them all

[north zealot]

i gambit the botez every game

[copper comet]

hello people of the chess com discord

[kindred crypt]

how to have that blunder master title?

[cursive pagoda]

hmm I will remember that

[north zealot]

same as lichess master

[slow shoal]

brilliant castle??

[kindred crypt]

do you have danyas jobava file

[copper comet]

why does everyone ask me this

[north zealot]

hey youre not a kid

[kindred crypt]

i dont know how to get it

[copper comet]

and yes I do

[kindred crypt]

i want to know if its worth it

[silk gorge]

Can i disappoint you?

[copper comet]

I would say so

[north zealot]

lichess master is a title granted by the lichess admins

[kindred crypt]

you cant, because idc

[silk gorge]

Well it's a png

Actually a jpeg

An IMAGE

[cursive pagoda]

There is no such title. He has attached photos on his profile making it look like that

[north zealot]

(that means you yourself cant get it)

[kindred crypt]

i see

[silk gorge]

Chess do reveal if someone is smart wow

You're a superhuman

Have my kids

[north zealot]

yeah im super smart

[north zealot]

tmi

[silk gorge]

?

[cursive pagoda]

[north zealot]

bros banned from all the search engines in the world

tmi means too much information

[north zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-snap-infinity-war-gif-14008105

[slow shoal]

The chess huzz is ugly asf

[cursive pagoda]

Even I used to play till checkmate when I was young

[north zealot]

you wont get any better ones anyway 🤫

[sudden roost]

hey thats actually against the rules ☝️

[slow shoal]

who

[cursive pagoda]

*when I was a teen

[slow shoal]

why u came back here

[cursive pagoda]

Felt it was too disrespectful so started resigning

Nowadays I will resign if it is a clear lost position

[north zealot]

actually playing until checkmate makes sense because your opponent may make a mistake anytime

theres always a chance

[slow shoal]

bullet hater its ok to be chopped gng

[north zealot]

its not disrespect but rather hope

[slow shoal]

not everyone can be hot asl

[viral egret]

Have you ever had a gf?

[cursive pagoda]

what does huzz mean?

[slow shoal]

have u seen what i look like

[pure flame]

I mean lost and "lost" is different yeah

Like the one above I can just choose how I want to checkmate

[slow shoal]

[sudden roost]

why u calling me chopped what i do to u 💔

[viral egret]

No, and I don’t need to

[slow shoal]

im sayin its okaayyyy

[north zealot]

when will yall learn to look shit up

[slow shoal]

6'4 btw

[viral egret]

Cool me too

[slow shoal]

LMFAOOO

[cursive pagoda]

Better to checkmate quickly and go home earlier

[slow shoal]

im sure ur beautiful on the inside dw

[viral egret]

Finished my exam early today and got to go home early 😎

[sudden roost]

ts some manipulation

[north zealot]

easy right

[pure flame]

Yeah I did it relatively quickly, just made rooks because I didnt want to think at all about fastest mate

[slow shoal]

never that, ima lover boy

[cursive pagoda]

Oof wish I never asked

[pure flame]

Game ended like this 💀

[viral egret]

I’m almost 29 and I’ve never had a gf

[north zealot]

i agree but for a different reason

[sudden roost]

that says slurs

[slow shoal]

do u have a wife

[cursive pagoda]

Would have been cool if you had gone for 2 B and a N

[viral egret]

No

[slow shoal]

so what r u doin

[pure flame]

Couldve but didnt wanna

[north zealot]

not cool bro

[viral egret]

Laying in bed typing on discord

[viral egret]

Whoosh

[cursive pagoda]

Ban incoming.. @slow shoal

[viral egret]

For what

[north zealot]

for now i think i dont need relationships

[pure flame]

She only made her move once I got up the board, so didnt want to

[slow shoal]

how

[cursive pagoda]

This is not the place to talk about non chess stuff

[slow shoal]

yall mad sensetive

[cursive pagoda]

Go to off topic

[slow shoal]

this is chess talk

hes blundering irl

[cursive pagoda]

How old was your opp?

[worldly flower]

yo how do I get the GM thing next to my username

[cursive pagoda]

Only kids do like this ig

[north zealot]

cause its a waste of time and effort which i ofc value too much while also wasting those on nothing but idc

[slow shoal]

be a gm

[sudden roost]

profile

[worldly flower]

I mean on discord

[slow shoal]

k

[north zealot]

indian accent 🙏

[pure flame]

A child and she started staring at me like I was from Pluto, so I started staring back, hoping she would resign

I think the staring competition ended in a draw

[slow shoal]

ur buddy replied to me btw

[worldly flower]

profile what??

[long saddle]

what was black trying to do

[sudden roost]

what they say

[sudden roost]

discord profile

[north zealot]

helpmate because of shame

[cursive pagoda]

Probably she wanted to extend the game

[long saddle]

sounds about right

[slow shoal]

smt i cant say here

[south token]

?

[last badger]

Chat I once lost to a kid in tournament chess who had a Paw Patrol backpack 💔

[sudden roost]

??? dm

[north zealot]

youre done for

[pure flame]

She wanted the 4 rook ladder mate with king? I was thinking about it if she moved instantly I wouldve

[viral egret]

Was he asian

[cursive pagoda]

So that she can tell her parents that she played a long game

[long saddle]

this game was too chaotic

[south token]

The clipping bro bruh

[worldly flower]

aight thx

[cursive pagoda]

This is the usual mentality of young people

[quasi nova]

Make a box 💔

[cursive pagoda]

So that they get appreciated by their parents

[pure flame]

I already took 2 rooks from a neighbouring board just for fun

[harsh depot]

bro if i win 3 games in a row imma be 1900 but im scared to lose 😭

[south token]

Does anyone play chess with there girl friend ?

[harsh depot]

ive won 4 times in a row and i was 1800 less then a month ago

[north zealot]

you give rating too much meaning play for fun

[cursive pagoda]

That guy was being toxic and that’s what I meant

[south token]

2000 elo waifu 😻

[harsh depot]

i compete in uscf ): i beat a fide master and drew a national master ):

[torn sparrow]

how to get good in bullet again

[harsh depot]

premove

[reef canyon]

New peak just reached ig?? 😭

[cursive pagoda]

Many people do. Why?

[long saddle]

now why would you trade queens?

[viral egret]

By quitting bullet

[harsh depot]

and dont think extensively

[reef canyon]

I been getting this notif at least once every week now this is ridiculous

[viral egret]

I play chess with my bf

[torn sparrow]

Then my enemy stalmates me

[cursive pagoda]

Practice some gambits

[torn sparrow]

No +

[harsh depot]

skill issue.

[south token]

I mean even at a 2000 level ?

[cursive pagoda]

Btw where are you from? @torn sparrow

[reef canyon]

I win all the time she doesn't like me for it

[cursive pagoda]

Are you from India?

[harsh depot]

id win ong

[north zealot]

i compete online with washed players [people who use inverted smiles/frowns shall be sent to hell] i beat a candidate master and almost flagged a gm

[torn sparrow]

Germany

[silk gorge]

greenland

[harsh depot]

impressive, what time control?

[south token]

Relatable ngl

[harsh depot]

that's acutally cool af

[cursive pagoda]

Oh ok cool!

[north zealot]

1+0

[harsh depot]

ah

i play classical otb mainly

[torn sparrow]

Try premoving every move in 2000+ you will only get loss or stalmate results

[harsh depot]

oh wait you were talking online lol

[silk gorge]

tell them to refund you

peak sit at 2069 elo bro

[harsh depot]

nah i was trolling, i get it,

[silk gorge]

wtf

[north zealot]

yeah i can barely play otb and i wouldnt ever try classical otb

[reef canyon]

dont wanna 🙂‍↔️

[harsh depot]

it's acutally fun in the beginning

[long saddle]

there was not any piece on a3 when black moved

[south token]

What is her elo ,?

[silk gorge]

you don't know what's best for you

[north zealot]

actually and several tilted players said that classical chess is an ineffective format

[harsh depot]

what's the reason?

[north zealot]

it takes up too much time and thought

[harsh depot]

...

[cursive pagoda]

Ahh who said that?

[kindred crypt]

hi.

[cursive pagoda]

Classical chess is interesting

[silk gorge]

they just perform better online

[torn sparrow]

Tilted true

[cursive pagoda]

Especially otb blitz

[reef canyon]

1200

[cursive pagoda]

My fav

[reef canyon]

1200 rapid

[harsh depot]

i think that only effects like top grandmasters, cause as hikaru was complaining about freestyle chess he explained chess is boring but only for top 100 players

[silk gorge]

you have pets?

[reef canyon]

It's the only tc she plays

[harsh depot]

we're all not good enough to feel the effects

[torn sparrow]

if you are tilted I dont think you want to get stressed for 7 hours

[cursive pagoda]

Wait.. what happened to your previous acc? @torn sparrow

[cursive pagoda]

No

[silk gorge]

is she a furry too

[reef canyon]

no thankfully

[torn sparrow]

discord banned it

[silk gorge]

wdym

[reef canyon]

she is supportive though

[cursive pagoda]

[limpid viper]

not even the furries fw furries

[silk gorge]

i mean that's the bare minimum

[north zealot]

https://lichess.org/@/CheckRaiseMate/blog/i-dont-like-chess-tournaments/VaiIgfdX

[harsh depot]

wait how are you not titled, ik your elo is online but still 2200+ online should be able to get national master cause of how easy uscf titles are

[viral egret]

Depends on the type of furry

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[north zealot]

https://gregshahade.wordpress.com/2015/11/02/slow-chess-should-die-a-fast-death/

[torn sparrow]

I am not in ameerica

[harsh depot]

ah

[reef canyon]

I'm still thankful for her

[silk gorge]

do you cosplay as a furry or you are just furrry online

[reef canyon]

I lovme my gf i hope she can beat me one day otb

[silk gorge]

damn that's true love

[reef canyon]

I just draw and not talk about it unless ppl ask

[harsh depot]

america is the only continent though, euorpe and austrillia dont exist on this flat earth

im sorry that was so unfunny

[limpid viper]

blocked

[silk gorge]

you draw furries only?

[cursive pagoda]

Help her with prep so that she can win

[kindred crypt]

10000 IQ

[viral egret]

Bro wants a commission

[quasi nova]

Bro where tf am I then if Australia doesn't exist there lmao

[harsh depot]

denial

[reef canyon]

not anymore

[cursive pagoda]

Nice pfp

[viral egret]

Thanks :3

[cursive pagoda]

Owl

[silk gorge]

hey i might ask him to draw my cat (for free) ( if possible in this economy )

[kindred crypt]

BASED ON YOUR PROFILE U ARE AMERICAN..

[reef canyon]

oh yeah btw it's all 🧢 I've been single for all my life

[silk gorge]

crazy

[viral egret]

It’s ok lil bro. You’ll find someone one day

[silk gorge]

based

[quasi nova]

My pfp has nothing to do with where Im from, it's a few pixels

[torn sparrow]

what about you coaching that 1700 fide kid

[silk gorge]

@torn sparrow might start gooning to this

[cursive pagoda]

Ahh you made everyone believe

[north zealot]

hes already deep into that

[reef canyon]

gng what are u trying to say the kid is half my age

[torn sparrow]

who are you

[torn sparrow]

no was that a lie

[silk gorge]

your worst enemy

[harsh depot]

bro HOW OLD ARE YOU 😭

[reef canyon]

It's p much true

We have another session coming up later

[quasi nova]

Bro your back

[north zealot]

sounds sus

[reef canyon]

im js trying to make a living

[torn sparrow]

yeah

[proven rain]

What’s “Average centipawn loss”?

[silk gorge]

well @north zealot gave you an idea

[reef canyon]

I invoke the 5th

[viral egret]

Basically a measure of how much your moves deviate from the engine

[north zealot]

average of 1/100th of a pawn lost per move according to stockfish

[silk gorge]

mesured in pawns

[reef canyon]

I'm definitely unc now that's for sure

[harsh depot]

who tf says invoke, doesnt everyone say plead 💀

[reef canyon]

Both are valid

[viral egret]

Sent a fren request, fellow unc

Nvm

[quasi nova]

Bros hating someone for using a valid sentence

[reef canyon]

js accept mine lol

[viral egret]

Done :3

[silk gorge]

@reef canyonare you gay btw?

[harsh depot]

WE'RE NOT GOING BACK TO SHAKESPEARE

[reef canyon]

I can like anyone regardless of gender if that's what ur asking

[north zealot]

are you?

[torn sparrow]

1 centipawn is 1 hundert of a pawn

[silk gorge]

@viral egret is gay for what i know

[harsh depot]

just say pan or bi 😭

[shy dust]

Good morning 600 elos

[viral egret]

Bro is attracted to frying pans

[quasi nova]

Do you still play the french

[kindred crypt]

hello

[silk gorge]

and you have things in common

[north zealot]

hey there

[long saddle]

what would you do in this position?

[quasi nova]

1306 🤓

[quasi nova]

Resign and touch grass

[reef canyon]

yes cope abt it mr kennedy :3

[harsh depot]

almost 1900 ):

[shy dust]

Chess players trying to understand satire challenge (impossible):

[silk gorge]

a gay person roasting an asexsual is crazy work

[long saddle]

you may not resign now, there are monsters nearby

[shy dust]

Git gud skill issue kid im 2035.

[torn sparrow]

did anyone here watch lefong stream why is he so weird

[cursive pagoda]

Almost 3200 bullet

[harsh depot]

hey not nice

[limpid viper]

bro i asked if is hould learn the french earlier and mfs said no like i was gonna commit a crime

[shy dust]

Bullet aint real chess (trust)

[viral egret]

“Can be attracted to anybody” means pan, not ace

[north zealot]

damn i probably wouldnt beat you

[reef canyon]

Don't listen to those haters

[silk gorge]

no

[reef canyon]

the french is the way

[grand salmon]

Black to play and win

[shy dust]

I was kidding sowwy:(

[viral egret]

French is fun, caro is fun, philidor is fun

[quasi nova]

Chess players not understanding my satire and responding with a comment about satire

[harsh depot]

ik you're joking but does anyone acutally think hyper bullet or 10 second bullet is fun or playable

[limpid viper]

e4 prolly

[reef canyon]

e4

[north zealot]

i got flashed by my tablet

[silk gorge]

you get what i mean

[cursive pagoda]

Around 3k in blitz

[shy dust]

Yes. Psychopaths.

[cursive pagoda]

I play decent chess

[reef canyon]

I don't like committing to a label

[north zealot]

my best victory is over a 2600 bro 😭

[grand salmon]

e4 is in fact the answer

[harsh depot]

gender fluid

[shy dust]

Teach me (i need to get to 2k blitz)

[silk gorge]

did tal play decent chess

[reef canyon]

I like to keep it open to interpretation :3

[north zealot]

yall are too good

[harsh depot]

hehe

[viral egret]

Do you appreciate my rep? I play old indian and philidor with both colors

[cursive pagoda]

It’s not like that. I also make mistakes yk

[proper cedar]

Very fun and playable haven't tried it but yes seems so fun

[shy dust]

Nah bro im f*cking trash at times ngl.

[harsh depot]

wait bro is titled

[north zealot]

i mean if we were to play 3 matches of anything

[harsh depot]

i won a rook against a 2000 otb and lost to my ass defense in classical

[cursive pagoda]

It’s good ✨

[silk gorge]

ping fail

[north zealot]

also i wanna sleep so i dont wanna disappoint myself a lot

[harsh depot]

did it again against a 80 year old 1800 who i won a rook next round and traded all my pawns for nothing

[shy dust]

Skill issue 💔 (dw I do the same sh1t at times twin)

[silk gorge]

@cursive pagodawhat do you do that we don't do

[cursive pagoda]

I usually say this to everyone.. work on openings and tactics

[north zealot]

couldve been better

[limpid viper]

win

[harsh depot]

otb though?

[north zealot]

tactics can get you far yeah

[kindred crypt]

he remembers you

hes streaming rn on twitch

[shy dust]

Nah. Only played 3 tournaments. I beat a WCM in my tournament on sunday.

[cursive pagoda]

He played amazing chess. How can I compare him to myself?

[harsh depot]

HA, I BEAT A FIDE MASTER BUDDY

[shy dust]

To cook you must turn on the stove ahh advice.

[shy dust]

I live in a country where chess isn't that large but congrats man:)

[harsh depot]

ive done some quads but ive done 2 classical ches tournaments

[shy dust]

Ru OTB 1900 or like online 1900? Im confused

[harsh depot]

thanks, nice on the wcm but havent you beaten better online?

[long saddle]

what would you do in this position?

[shy dust]

No no im like 2035 rapid on chess.com. i started playing a year ago.

[cursive pagoda]

You can play any opening as long as you’re good at it

[silk gorge]

kg2

[viral egret]

Yay

[long saddle]

white to move

[shy dust]

Rf1#

[viral egret]

I like my openings

[harsh depot]

i compete in uscf and im underrated cause i messed up my first quad and im 1400 otb but im much better, online im 1900 but i also think im better then that (rapid)

[silk gorge]

kg2

[long saddle]

O-O#

[cursive pagoda]

Haha yeah

[kindred crypt]

How does the old Indian go?

[shy dust]

Ahh alr. Nice nice. How long have u been playing chess?

[long saddle]

oops

[viral egret]

d4 d6 c4 e5

[north zealot]

lets see how many puzzles can i get in a rush

[cursive pagoda]

We can play few bullet sometime if you like

[harsh depot]

2 yearsish even though my dad taught me how to play before, i never knew tactics, opennings, strategy, or calculations (and en passant)

[shy dust]

@cursive pagoda what does it take to get a title like FM? Im curious.

[cursive pagoda]

I used to play a lot of tournaments/practice for many hrs daily

[shy dust]

Oh alr nice nice

[harsh depot]

wait 1 year is crazy

[long saddle]

my king is safe

[shy dust]

I think im doing okay for only playing a year of chess. Could be better and higher rated if i got more time.

[cursive pagoda]

Keep practicing.. I’m sure you would win against even higher players

[grand salmon]

Wha

[harsh depot]

i feel like i could have spent more time and gotten better but i dont see a world where i could have gotten 2035 in a year at all

i gained almost 100 elo this month tho

[viral egret]

It’s great :3

[harsh depot]

this week acc

[long saddle]

are you one of those players who like watching low elo games?

[grand salmon]

I mean that's not the old indian

[shy dust]

Its not that hard. 2000s dont even care about their pieces meanwhile 1900s wont even hang pawns. Just lock in bro.

[long saddle]

and lose your brain cells in them?

[shy dust]

Yes. Its fun.

[harsh depot]

thanks man

[harsh depot]

i blundered my knight in the most obvious way today and my oppanent missed it and blundered a very obvious x-ray

[naive fjord]

is it only my cc that is laggy af?

[shy dust]

Bro the game that got me to 2000 was where a 2016 straight up lost a minor piece to a pawn fork in the opening 💔

[harsh depot]

should i play more, i won 3 games rapid today in a row and idk if i should play more

[shy dust]

Nah cc servers are so trash at times.

[harsh depot]

😭

[cursive pagoda]

Ohh nice! Will come to his stream another time

[harsh depot]

id win

[shy dust]

If anything that should give you motivation to reach 2k easily.

[celest karma]

Do you think analyze master game can improve your game?

[north zealot]

if i keep practicing then yeah its gonna happen

[naive fjord]

so why are my opponents not lagging lmao

[harsh depot]

thanks man, i acc apprieate it

[celest karma]

I don't believe so I ask

[north zealot]

but im lazy

[cursive pagoda]

Also work on positional play related positions

[viral egret]

:3

[shy dust]

For some reason 2000s cant even see basic shit. Ive seen 1700s play better bro. 💔

[shy dust]

Yeah i do that. Helped me greatly.

[naive fjord]

i've lost a lot of games due to it and it's been happening for like 1 week or so

[cursive pagoda]

So that you get an idea on how to convert a slight better position to win

[shy dust]

Maybe ur internet connection is bad?

[harsh depot]

i feel like 1780s are 10* better then 1850s 😭

[naive fjord]

nah cuz i'm doing other shi with no lag at all

[shy dust]

Hmm yeah ig. Honestly you can very easily reach 2000 but just chilling and not doing anything stupid. Just lock in fr and hit it within a few days.

[naive fjord]

n i've disconnected and reconnected the wifi a lot of times

[grand salmon]

Nice but what I am saying is that the old indian is d4 nf6 c4 d6

[shy dust]

Maybe ask cc staff for help ig or report the issue

[naive fjord]

as far as ik nothing has changed in my house so yeah

[viral egret]

Ok, whatever :3

[harsh depot]

i think i said this earliar but should i play more today cause i won 3 games in a row rn and idk if i should continue

im 3 games in a row from 1900

[torn sparrow]

the bad thing in chess.com is that almost everygame is won by tactics

[grand salmon]

...are you sure that's the old Indian you are playing?

[naive fjord]

yeah ig, they won't answer but better try it than not lmao

[cursive pagoda]

Strong in positional play/tactics

[viral egret]

I transpose

[shy dust]

Take a break grind a few puzzles and then just go back to grinding. 3-5 wins or even 2 wins a day r good if you're consistent yk.

[grand salmon]

Ah fair

[long saddle]

what a disaster

[shy dust]

Yeah

[long saddle]

(there's a black rook on the 8th rank)

[harsh depot]

aight ill take your advice and do it tysm

[long saddle]

well that didn't last long

[cursive pagoda]

If you play positional chess, it gives possibilities for tactics

[shy dust]

Oh btw id recommend doing like 10-30 puzzles (i do 30) of whatever openings you play da most on cc or lichess. (Preferably lichess since the puzzles are better imo) That helps in pattern recognition and etc.

[grand salmon]

Don't play too many games in a day - you will not be at your best form at some point due to fatigue

[harsh depot]

also before i go does anyone else just tilt for like 3 days and stop playing for a week and end up playing the best chess of their life :sobg

[harsh depot]

ye alr

[shy dust]

Me from 1800-1900:

[viral egret]

It only takes one bad move :3

[harsh depot]

lemon+ iron pill strat, you have no idea 😭

[north zealot]

havent done any puzzles in a long time

[shy dust]

Ts not tuff 💔

[naive fjord]

it's not even loading lol

[harsh depot]

before any chess tournament i eat a lemon and have an iron pill and i 99% of the time win

[grand salmon]

Might as well get steroids to play chess at this point

[shy dust]

Refresh ig? Or report the issue

[harsh depot]

IM IRON DEFFICENT

[naive fjord]

what does that even mean

[shy dust]

Finna try fr

[grand salmon]

ok brother chill

[long saddle]

black's right side got annihilated

[naive fjord]

how am i repporting it if my page doesn't load 😭

[harsh depot]

warm take, lemons arent even sour

[shy dust]

Maybe there are some staff members here that can help?

[grand salmon]

You be eating some fake ass lemons

[shy dust]

Real.

[shy dust]

Mmmm i love 300 elo chess.

[naive fjord]

is it allowed to ping em for that?

[harsh depot]

try it

[grand salmon]

I have eaten a lemon in the past
It was delicious, but definitely sour

[long saddle]

rip white's chances of short castle

[shy dust]

Yeah. Maybe in #💬〡general-off-topic or #1039943660839641139 ig

[harsh depot]

ok but can we agree limes suck, they're not sour or good, they're just bitter

[grand salmon]

Limes are not very popular in my area - I haven't eaten many of them

[torn sparrow]

still too many flags

[grand salmon]

I don't remember anything nice about them though

[cursive pagoda]

I didn’t mean online chess

I was talking about otb chess

[viral egret]

Is this one tuff

99% accuracy :3

[long saddle]

what

[cursive pagoda]

In an online blitz game, you can play gambits and still win

Whereas it might not work in an otb game

[reef canyon]

what is your favorite gambit to play in online blitz

[cursive pagoda]

Nice

[viral egret]

Some gambits are ok otb like scotch or evans

[reef canyon]

I should learn the albin

[viral egret]

Nooooo

[cursive pagoda]

I meant gambits/side lines which gives clear disadvantage

[viral egret]

Join meeee!! I have cookies.

Repeat after me: d4 d6 c4 e5

[long saddle]

this game is killing me

[viral egret]

Oh like stafford and whatever

[cursive pagoda]

I play a gambit that is not played much

[cursive pagoda]

I don’t think it even has a name

[reef canyon]

type out the moves lol

[reef canyon]

that means u get to name it

[cursive pagoda]

There goes my opening prep

[reef canyon]

bro needs opening prep for online chess

[cursive pagoda]

I will send the link to my otb game

[quasi nova]

Anti french gambit

[torn sparrow]

I bet its something scandinivan style

[cursive pagoda]

I played it in an otb game against a GM

[quasi nova]

Did you win the game

[last badger]

@torn sparrow green flower, are u still green

[carmine arrow]

Most important is to get at least a draw

[cursive pagoda]

Against 3 times Women’s world champion

[torn sparrow]

nah red for 5 days

[reef canyon]

ju wenjun i assume

[quasi nova]

Who's your most notable victory against a titled player that you can remember

[torn sparrow]

bro started reposting

[dark sundial]

Hii

[viral egret]

I forgor about that clown

[reef canyon]

i wonder how johnny is doing rn

[last badger]

He's on his journey to become GM in 5 years ofc

[viral egret]

Hopefully he got therapy or smth

[solar apex]

hi

[reef canyon]

only 4 more years to go he's got this 🫡

[reef canyon]

hello yao daddy

[long saddle]

black has 21 seconds left

[cursive pagoda]

Here is the link to the game https://www.365chess.com/game.php?gid=4322338

[solar apex]

you still remember that name nice

[quasi nova]

What are you doing if the just locks in and defies all expectations and becomes a GM lmao

[reef canyon]

how could I forget

[last badger]

I believe the original thread got locked cuz bro was arguing with every single person

[shy dust]

1900 lichess 💔

[reef canyon]

wtf your name is familiar

[long saddle]

there's no way

[cursive pagoda]

No, I have sent the link to the game where I played this gambit

[shy dust]

You're winning

[torn sparrow]

some 2300 FM played against this me in cc

[last badger]

That's like asking, what am I doing if a plane explodes and a piece of the plane falls on my head and I die

[solar apex]

guys who have higher elo than 2k and can play bullet w me

[quasi nova]

I mean it's improbable but not impossible

[cursive pagoda]

The game ended in a draw. I was winning at one point but it was a critical position

[solar apex]

why do i always see when im online

[cursive pagoda]

Hard to play with less time on the clock

[north zealot]

the rubidium gambit is the goat

[long saddle]

i watched this game for 1 second then the game ended

[shy dust]

Im 2035 rapid but 1607 bullet 💔

[solar apex]

whenever i join i see u

[torn sparrow]

weak

[solar apex]

its ok

[quasi nova]

Your a stalker I see

[viral egret]

I barely play anymore. I just have fun with chess :3

[solar apex]

im a lot better than you

[north zealot]

maybe i could even try and come up with variations for it

[cursive pagoda]

Oh how?

[torn sparrow]

probably

[shy dust]

Oh i see

[solar apex]

can u send me your cc user to play ?

[shy dust]

Not rn. I just woke up

[shy dust]

Hes 2200

[cursive pagoda]

I hope that was not me?

[solar apex]

bro it is 2 am im going to sleep in 2 hours

[solar apex]

when do u wake up

[shy dust]

Its O007-A send me a friend request and we'll play later

[reef canyon]

I swear I saw the surname Manu before i just dk where

[shy dust]

Its 5:30am here

[reef canyon]

It's definitely from chess that's for sure

[cursive pagoda]

Probably on cc?

[solar apex]

how is that possible how do one become capable of waking up at 5 am

[shy dust]

I cant sleep since i slept earlier till the evening.

[reef canyon]

Yeah definitely on cc i think from a tournament in the events page

[cursive pagoda]

It’s around 6 am here

[solar apex]

fair

[torn sparrow]

its same until here

[cursive pagoda]

I haven’t gone to sleep

[pine storm]

i won against a 20000 in a game

[solar apex]

who won

[pine storm]

till he told me "i wasnt even trying bud"

[torn sparrow]

I got clapped he played some weird na3

[cursive pagoda]

Yeah

[shy dust]

Yooo that FM is from my country

[cursive pagoda]

I play the same thing

[solar apex]

u should analyze everything

[pine storm]

muritani?

[shy dust]

Huh? Whats that?

[pine storm]

the country

[kindred crypt]

pakistani

[torn sparrow]

I dont play e5 anymore

[long saddle]

there's no way white didn't see castle trap

[shy dust]

Thats not muritani and neither there is a country known as muritani afaik. That FM is from Pakistan.

[solar apex]

why did they leave their knight hanging

[pine storm]

there is muritania

[solar apex]

ok

[shy dust]

Where?

[azure pivot]

What’s the castle trap

[pine storm]

africa

north west

[long saddle]

Nc7

[solar apex]

the FM is pakistan

[azure pivot]

The bishop can take it

[kindred crypt]

b takes

[cursive pagoda]

You mean mauritania?

[kindred crypt]

i was wondering the same

[pine storm]

yeah i spelled it wrong

[long saddle]

oh well there goes the bishop

[north zealot]

im the magnus carlsen of blundering

[cursive pagoda]

no worries.. it happens

[north zealot]

mewritania

[quasi nova]

What game are you watching

[torn sparrow]

worstfish is better

[north zealot]

who cares about engines

[torn sparrow]

all people who care about brilliants

[shy dust]

Btw do u have an alt account known as goonflower?

[torn sparrow]

more than 1m prob

[long saddle]

https://www.chess.com/game/141225359756 here's the game

[torn sparrow]

nah its the haters

[north zealot]

we arent talking about stockfish carers

[shy dust]

Huh? Why do u have haters?

[kindred crypt]

whats the benefits of chess in real life situations

[north zealot]

dont lose to me at 3 am guys

[torn sparrow]

you have to ask them directly my only alt is https://www.chess.com/member/pxwy

[shy dust]

Oh i see.

[whole eagle]

Hi again guys. How are you all doing?

[shy dust]

Patience.

[long saddle]

i just started watching and already this game is going downhill for black

[shy dust]

Im doing horrible. (Sick and headache)

[torn sparrow]

isnt there bxb4

bait ahh position

[shy dust]

My ass would totally sac the rook for some reason

[long saddle]

if pawn takes queen takes castle

[torn sparrow]

no bishop takes b4

[shy dust]

Qd4 with the threat of b4 is correct i think.

[long saddle]

after bishop takes b4

[reef canyon]

I won a game once when my q and b got forked like this too

Opponent is 2050 rapid too

[limpid viper]

after bishop takes b4 if the pawn takes you lose the rook?

[shy dust]

@reef canyon Ding Liren or Wei Yi?

[reef canyon]

Ding Liren

[long saddle]

yep

[shy dust]

Qd4 is best i think

[shy dust]

Ding liren or Fabi?

[north zealot]

i used to be good i used to get my rating up

[limpid viper]

bro genuinely learn some notation bro we can't understand you

[reef canyon]

Ding Liren

[torn sparrow]

the bad thing is not only that you lose the rook your knight is hanging aswell

[kindred crypt]

fabi

Ding

[north zealot]

but now im just bad

[shy dust]

Correct!

[kindred crypt]

obv

[shy dust]

Fabi>>>>Ding sorry

[slow shoal]

@sudden roost yo jess

[latent crystal]

Bro queen's gambit show is so badddd, it's glazed

[kindred crypt]

sorry DINGGGGGGGG for me

[azure pivot]

Was fabi ever a world champion

[shy dust]

Someone mod him.

[latent crystal]

Yoooo I remember you

[reef canyon]

Ding 100 unbeaten game streak

[shy dust]

Irrelevant question.

[torn sparrow]

Ding m2 streak against carlsen

[long saddle]

now the bishop is actually lost after all the trading

[limpid viper]

ye so i don't get how the game is going downhill for black??

[torn sparrow]

it isnt

[azure pivot]

Nah jts relevant bro

[shy dust]

Ikr

[shy dust]

FABI RAHHHH

[limpid viper]

bro if you take the pawn you lose your queen

[reef canyon]

Love to see all the ding votes

[limpid viper]

what type of arrows are these

[latent crystal]

Needing admin commands to win 😭

[kindred crypt]

yes ding all the way

[shy dust]

mfs here genuinely need to learn notation 💔

[latent crystal]

Green arrows, from the flash CW DC verse

[torn sparrow]

in looks ding in theory fabiano in positional ding 2-1

[long saddle]

the bishop is protecting the queen

[shy dust]

Nah lil bro.

[kindred crypt]

cast your vote now

[torn sparrow]

I did

[limpid viper]

ur right actually

[azure pivot]

This is how you got the name goonflower😭

[limpid viper]

nah but why they look so stupid

[whole eagle]

Same here. Stomach bug for more. Gws

[latent crystal]

Frfr

[shy dust]

Tf? Fabi is way better looking. Bro is a qt

[latent crystal]

I don't wanna beee your custard pieeeee

[kindred crypt]

u voted fabi

[shy dust]

You too Gws:)

[latent crystal]

Idk

[torn sparrow]

he only looks good until you look again

[limpid viper]

do arrows always look like this or am i bugging

[long saddle]

ok... (+10 advantage)

[slow shoal]

where

[reef canyon]

wait you can see that 😭

[kindred crypt]

i can see everything

[shy dust]

Nah bro. Fabi is a qt. Also Fabi is world number 3. Ding isnt. Ding threw the title to Gukesh of all people 💔

[latent crystal]

Yesterday we versed

[latent crystal]

I think, or maybe day before

[limpid viper]

ngl gang why are you showing us this game

[latent crystal]

Ding will always get the ling

[shy dust]

FABI FABI FABI RAHHH

[limpid viper]

there's nothing interesting about it

[slow shoal]

@pine kernel i cant tell if ur a guy or a girl man wth

[long saddle]

low rated chess

[slow shoal]

@sudden roost JJJJEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS i told ur bf

[kindred crypt]

ayo, two polls and ding is on the lead

[latent crystal]

Well you couldn't tell with nebuliena 😂😂😂

[shy dust]

People who vote for Ding are js dumb

[limpid viper]

is this your game

[slow shoal]

idek who that is

[pseudo garden]

What do you do after Qxb5+ Bd7? White is of course better, but where's the lost bishop?

[latent crystal]

Don't ya worry

[azure pivot]

Ding was a world champ

[slow shoal]

sac the king

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163836

[limpid viper]

fabi obviously the better player though

[azure pivot]

Fabi is the second best player in america

[shy dust]

Who choked to Gukesh. Fabi is world number 3.

[azure pivot]

Probrably but it’s about what you accomplished at the end of the day

[shy dust]

I have changed my mind. Ding is also a qt fr

[kindred crypt]

revote

[slow shoal]

dahlia

[viral egret]

I’d give him headpats

[limpid viper]

i mean fabiano has had the third highest peak rating of all time though

[long saddle]

black might need to take counting exercise

[shy dust]

Nah. I like both:))

[shy dust]

Fabi is also the closest player to Magnus in terms of Skill as said by Magnus himself.

[slow shoal]

dawwggggg

[long saddle]

oh yeah btw the black bishop is pinned after white bishop takes castle

[pseudo garden]

https://tenor.com/view/fuuka-yamagishi-fuuka-yamagishi-persona3-persona-gif-15969025279694449518

[pseudo garden]

How old is Fabi?

[shy dust]

Even then white is still better. White can js play on for a win yk.

[kindred crypt]

[azure pivot]

Facts

[pseudo garden]

Yis, I said that :3c

[shy dust]

32 years old

[reef canyon]

my GOAT

[pseudo garden]

I hate to break it to ya, but bro is not becoming world champ 😔

[kindred crypt]

fabi doesnt have a head emoji tho

[real belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[limpid viper]

there is still very much a chance

[slow shoal]

ur grown asl too

[shy dust]

So? I still like Fabi. One of my GOATs fr.

[shy dust]

Yes.

[slow shoal]

MY FIRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRSTR TIMEEE

@latent crystal yo bro, dms lemme show u what @sudden roost looks like

[shy dust]

Respectable.

[pseudo garden]

First he has to get past the candidates, then win the actual championship with up-and-coming opposition