💬〡chess-talk

[turbid bolt]

Any 1700+ wanna play?
(anything but rapid, and blitz)

[tawny narwhal]

any1 wanna play chess

[small jungle]

You dare use my own gifs against me

[limpid viper]

my gif now vro

[past junco]

https://tenor.com/view/locote-gif-18404685476945988779

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-trying-blocks-block-head-tryan-blocks-gif-13157134546106029566

[azure pivot]

U on holiday tmrrw?

[limpid viper]

yes

[lyric pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/burt-fishtank-weak-punch-gif-14334783152456238466

[turbid bolt]

/?

[lyric pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/yoo-he-kelling-it-bro-gif-12955255109893138063

[limpid viper]

im still gonna be able to play bro just probably not bullet

[fallow hedge]

It's cool to talk to so many 2000+ players about chess✌️

[limpid viper]

all 2000s suck

[azure pivot]

Phone chess is cooked asf

[fallow hedge]

Jealous

[limpid viper]

nah 2000s are just the players who ran away from us 1800s

[azure pivot]

😭😭

He really is jealous fr

@limpid viper

[fallow hedge]

Ran away upwards

[azure pivot]

A ping cause why not

[bitter radish]

i got a stalemate with two queens and two bishops

[main lynx]

average goofball

[bitter radish]

at least no blunders this time im learning slowly

[limpid viper]

tbh i can just take my laptop

[past junco]

yes

[azure pivot]

Exactly ur chilling

[fallow hedge]

I play better on mobile than pc

[limpid viper]

might have to so i can just kick your ass in blitz occassionally

[fleet dove]

chat am I cooking with this

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-sam-jackson-shook-shocked-scary-gif-5260044

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[bitter radish]

i will

[bitter radish]

nvm nvm

[limpid viper]

fake

[lyric pumice]

probably not even bad cause you need counterplay on the queenside anyway

[azure pivot]

Still undefeated in blitz bro

[fleet dove]

it has a ridiculously high winrate in the masters database

[torn maple]

Oh +3 advantage

[azure pivot]

That looks comp

[torn maple]

No its only +1.5

[limpid viper]

how many times saved by the timer though

[lyric pumice]

amazing

[fleet dove]

comp?

[bitter radish]

im the best chess player with ai

[torn maple]

Amazing chess.com analyzes

[azure pivot]

That’s part of chess that’s my one pet peeve

[azure pivot]

Good

[fleet dove]

play increment

[fleet dove]

is that what comp means

im unaware

[azure pivot]

Not literally but it’s slang yeah

[fleet dove]

aussie type shit

real kiwi bogan hours

[limpid viper]

ki would run if there was increment fr

[tawny narwhal]

good because u get the queenside play with the light squared disruption but bad because a5

[azure pivot]

🤣🤣

Kiwis aren’t Aussies tho

[fleet dove]

just bogan

[azure pivot]

Yeah every third person is one in Australia ngl

[fleet dove]

a5 is fine for white

[tawny narwhal]

equal prob

[hexed oracle]

what about bogdans?

[azure pivot]

There are two battles in chess, one on the board and one on the clock

[fleet dove]

it is equal with a miniscule edge

[tawny narwhal]

but a little curious in an opening like the catalan id say

[fleet dove]

Nc6 is better than a5 tho

[odd glen]

I DID IT GUYS

I REACHED 1K

[balmy python]

🔥🔥🔥 good work man

[hexed oracle]

congrats

[fleet dove]

well my original idea was I don't feel like entering the fianchetto KID with c4 and I normally play b3 but I was looking through the database and a4 has a ridiculous winrate

[hexed oracle]

now reach 2000

[odd glen]

THANKS GUYS

[fleet dove]

so I'm combing through the lines rn

[odd glen]

I will one day 💔

[azure pivot]

If u have a winning position but lost on time, ask yourself if you truly outplayed your opponent or instead had a winning position because they sacrificed positional play in order to gain a time advantage

[bitter radish]

im going to die bro

[tawny narwhal]

a4 always has a ridiculous winrate in every opening

siht like that bc only high raters play it

[bitter radish]

i cant win one match without using ai in the final part

[hexed oracle]

no you are Dustin

[bitter radish]

i wish

[azure pivot]

@limpid viper boom

[fleet dove]

well no, specifically even in the masters database it has a higher winrate than everything else

[hexed oracle]

what's your chess.com username?

[tawny narwhal]

dam mb then

[bitter radish]

lemme see

Ali-Saleh142baby

with an impressive elo of 400\

[tawny narwhal]

i think its definitely playable just u give black a nice hole for counterplay with a5 and nc6 ehhhh u prob shouldnt enter as black

[turbid bolt]

where r u from

[tawny narwhal]

well theres a slight bias there on the amount of games

[bitter radish]

bahrain 🇧🇭

[fleet dove]

52k is still a lot

[hexed oracle]

<@&745328830649991179> guy admited to using AI in matches username Ali-Saleh142baby

[tawny narwhal]

but yea i agree its not as bad as i am probably making it seem

[bitter radish]

bro thats literally apart of the website

[hexed oracle]

if you do it in rated games it's cheating

[tawny narwhal]

yea but in comparison to more tested lines id say this is reasonable to be a little higher

[azure pivot]

What do you gain from pinging mods on people

[bitter radish]

no, in bots

[tawny narwhal]

not cuz its the most accurate cuz its a weird offest

[fleet dove]

true

[bitter radish]

agaisnt martin

[hexed oracle]

getting rid of nuisances

[turbid bolt]

u evil

-_-

[bitter radish]

i dont even play rate or online, jsut against martin the bulgarian bot

[hexed oracle]

that's fine i think but i think it's common sense that u shall never use that in games against players

[lyric pumice]

it can help improve endgames against friends or bots ig

[bitter radish]

yes ofc

[fleet dove]

snitches get stitches

[hexed oracle]

nah

[bitter radish]

why cant i post images here

[fleet dove]

link your account

[bitter radish]

ill see how i can even link

[hexed oracle]

i guess you do not care about playing against cheaters and loosing

[fleet dove]

I don't

[hexed oracle]

good for you. I do tho

[fleet dove]

because this person seems to just be playing against martin

[bitter radish]

how do i link

[small jungle]

@bitter radish

[hexed oracle]

ye this person fine as he explained

but i pinged before explanation

[limpid viper]

nah you just ass bro

[bleak ridge]

where the huzz at

[azure pivot]

Wanna play rn

[limpid viper]

im sorry you're the goat

[azure pivot]

No let’s play 3+2

[limpid viper]

no

3+0

[azure pivot]

Bet

[limpid viper]

i lose all my excuses if its 3+2

[azure pivot]

Good man

[sand tundra]

This absolute buffoon just jumped to conclusions without even knowing all the facts and pings the mods like the good boy he is

[hexed oracle]

Please refrain from asking such questions.

[bleak ridge]

fine

[bitter radish]

ok

i think i linked it

[hexed oracle]

yes indeed you successfully did

[bitter radish]

nice

[limpid viper]

send @azure pivot

[azure pivot]

Waiting for opponent!

[bitter radish]

why do you guys want me to link it tho

[hexed oracle]

you can post images now

[bitter radish]

thank you!

[solar apex]

hi

[hexed oracle]

what happened to Perry ?

[cosmic quest]

chess

[raven sinew]

💀

[bitter radish]

beat martin 3 mistakes three blunders

[young swan]

[loud dome]

https://www.chess.com/member/soulkillerz2006 banned

[hexed oracle]

oh

[cosmic quest]

that guy was cheating?

i think everything ive lived might be a lie

[fleet dove]

@hushed loom https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/52N4fxmFDG/review smartest b6 player

[thin dragon]

Hiii everyone

[limber jacinth]

hi

[lusty sun]

hi

[limpid viper]

@azure pivot 😃

[azure pivot]

Fking queen hang

[limpid viper]

i would've won anyway im him bro

[azure pivot]

U got lucky little bro, celebrate the victory

[limpid viper]

ngl i was getting destroyed games before tho

[azure pivot]

Catalan is really dangerous fr

Nah u played well that last game I’ll give u ur due flowers

[limpid viper]

i was looking at bonglord's english but i forgot the moves on like move 2 cause i only looked for like 10 minutes bro

[azure pivot]

Everything’s clear now

Begin the procedure

[limpid viper]

was this the last game

[azure pivot]

Yeah u kinda cooked

Can’t even cap

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/plato-kramnik-chess-philosopher-philosophy-gif-17492842099697542220

[azure pivot]

I never play the Sicilian idk why I tried it

[bitter radish]

i just lost to martin...

can we make a 150 elo bot

[torn sparrow]

Helo went from getting adopted to this very interesting

[limpid viper]

fr

[azure pivot]

😭nah fr

[pallid chasm]

Whose course is that?

[torn sparrow]

Let's play rated 10+0.1 bro

[azure pivot]

He was getting blown of the board in our games ngl but he really cooked the last game

[azure pivot]

Bet

[limpid viper]

bro this is all my games

i can cook hard then i'll start playing like a bot

[azure pivot]

I think you should avoid the Catalan as black

[limpid viper]

idk how to

[lusty sun]

ChessforLife presented by Krykun

[azure pivot]

Unironically play b6

Or just go for something aggressive

[limpid viper]

maybe

[azure pivot]

Kid, grunfeld some sort of early c5

[limpid viper]

maybe i should learn the catalan though

imma try to completely learn bonglord's english though

[pallid chasm]

Btw can you change the review time or something?

Because I have to review daily

[lean tulip]

Any1 wanna play

[fleet dove]

no need

play the open catalan

kid fianchetto is worse for black than the catalan is

the fianchetto grunfeld is very good but it's a boatload of theory

[pallid chasm]

I play the Benko

[fleet dove]

fianchetto benoni/benko is fine actually

but you'd have to move order into it somehow

b6 is a bad move against the catalan if you haven't played c6

[pallid chasm]

d4 Nf6 c4 c5 d5 b5 cxb5 a6 bxa6 g6

[fleet dove]

yes but this means they'd have to play nf6 c5 against everything

[lusty sun]

u have Schedule and here i think u can change

[fleet dove]

and not just against g3 setups

[pallid chasm]

Wym

[fleet dove]

for instance if they play into the classical qgd

you can't both play the fianchetto benoni and play the classical qgd against non g3 by white

there's really no move order that works for that

not to my knowledge

[pallid chasm]

How can you play the QGD if you played Nf6?

[fleet dove]

1.d4 Nf6 2.Nf3 d5 3.c4

[pallid chasm]

Where do you find that please?

[fleet dove]

or rather instead of 3.c4

they just go with g3 delaying c4

[pallid chasm]

you can play d4 Nf6 Nf3 c5

[fleet dove]

then you can't play c5

[fleet dove]

no this is terrible

you have to wait for white to play c4 before you can play c5

[azure pivot]

Gg bro

[lusty sun]

on right bottom corner u can see course settings just scroll down

[pallid chasm]

It's playable

[azure pivot]

@torn sparrow good games

I’m running bro

[torn sparrow]

Why

[small jungle]

Scared🥶

[fleet dove]

playable yes but not what you want and my initial point stands

if they enjoy playing the qgd as black but not the catalan, you really can't move order for both

[azure pivot]

I’m actually 2200 again bro

Nah fine we’ll play more im being a puss

[pallid chasm]

So they just want to avoid White fianchettoing?

[fleet dove]

I mean idk what they actually want/play lol

I was just going off of what b6 said about avoiding the catalan as black

to which I said there's many options against the catalan that make it palatable

[grim walrus]

I hate the sicilian

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-dog-white-dog-scared-meme-gif-23585947

[pallid chasm]

This can transpose to a semi-slav

And normally White doesn't fianchetto in the semi-slav

You can but it isn't popular

[azure pivot]

@torn sparrow bro let’s stop

[slow shoal]

blud

[azure pivot]

I don’t want u to dip below 2k

[torn sparrow]

Send me challenge

[slow shoal]

venomous why dont we hit the gym

[kindred crypt]

vros getting farmed

[azure pivot]

no bro im not tilting you

[kindred crypt]

farm him to my lvl

[slow shoal]

bro im not tilting you

[torn sparrow]

I need to get on mobile for lock in vro

[slow shoal]

who are you tilting then\

[slow shoal]

vro/

[azure pivot]

lmao fr

[slow shoal]

💔

[kindred crypt]

yeah im watching

[azure pivot]

greenflower on mobile is a different breed fr

maybe this a fake greenflower with the new account

[pallid chasm]

Alright thanks

[fleet dove]

you mean the closed catalan? the closed catalan is not very good for black

[worldly badger]

Can I try to play aninst somone high level I am bad dm if you can 1800 or higher

[pallid chasm]

What's considered high level

[fallow hinge]

What was the 1 mistake?

[azure pivot]

@torn sparrow bro let’s stop😭

[limpid viper]

whats the score

[azure pivot]

@torn sparrow im not letting you get to 2k

Either im back at my 2400 level or ur drunk

[vague prairie]

Guys I just won against my Gramps in chess

[small jungle]

He might be drunk vro

[grim walrus]

For game review purposes, is it needed to run the engine at 50 depth?

[limpid viper]

nvm bro i just looked at your match history and ts is brutal 😭

[azure pivot]

I’ve won 17 in a row

[limpid viper]

always knew greenflower was a fraud

[vague prairie]

His elo is like 2500

[limpid viper]

cool

[magic shard]

@torn sparrow run ultrabullet

[azure pivot]

He’s playing pool

[magic shard]

fraud flower

[twin agate]

???

[azure pivot]

Yk what’s crazy

[limpid viper]

what

[azure pivot]

I didn’t play b3 or b6 a single game

Maybe that’s it

[limpid viper]

bro greenflower is like the weakest 2200

[azure pivot]

How😭

[limpid viper]

he jjust is bro

like i didn't have much struggle beating greenflower

[magic shard]

greenflower is getting farmed by the pool

[fallow hinge]

Passed around

[azure pivot]

Maybe ur tough bro

After our last game I hold some respect for you now

[silk gorge]

Goonflower*

[limpid viper]

this is why i play the alapin bro

great ass opening

[silk gorge]

Try the grand prix

[light elk]

@lone totem

[azure pivot]

This is why I hate the Sicilian

Because people can play the alapin💀

[silk gorge]

Learn the alapin

🐧

[limpid viper]

just don't play it bro

carokann better anyway

[silk gorge]

Caro sucks wtf

[grand salmon]

W opening

[azure pivot]

Agreed

[silk gorge]

I get the caro hate now

[azure pivot]

Caro is shit

[limpid viper]

do i learn the french

the french looks like it'd be easy to learn

[silk gorge]

[grand salmon]

NO

[fleet dove]

no

[silk gorge]

French good

[grand salmon]

ts boring

[fleet dove]

the alapin is fine for black

[silk gorge]

French is fighting wdym boring

[azure pivot]

I know 0 Sicilian theory

[silk gorge]

Caro is more passive than french

[azure pivot]

I know 2.d5 and that’s it

[limpid viper]

why you playing it then 😭

[grand salmon]

I don't play either

[silk gorge]

I'm here just for the women

[grand salmon]

Reaction baiting is wild

[silk gorge]

It's just facts bro

[limpid viper]

okay but now you know that im not farmable at +1

[fleet dove]

learn it then

[azure pivot]

💔

[grand salmon]

You lost twice against helo? 💔💔

[limpid viper]

ngl im not farmable at anything less than +3

[azure pivot]

Apart from b6 I also play e5

[silk gorge]

Yes you are

[azure pivot]

Idek where to start with the Sicilian

[fleet dove]

bro plays too many openings

[azure pivot]

So complex and so many lines

[limpid viper]

no im not

[silk gorge]

Ok sorry

[grand salmon]

e5 is hard af to actually play well

[azure pivot]

At 2200 this is adequate

[grand salmon]

might as well play c5

[silk gorge]

🐧

[azure pivot]

I much prefer it to c5

[azure pivot]

Nah +2 bro

[grand salmon]

e5 is like 10x the theory 😭

[limpid viper]

just learn it bro

[fleet dove]

it is adequate yes but at 2200 it is also adequate you learn about the openings you play

[azure pivot]

Gang my account was made in 2012😭

Been playing e5 the entirety of it

[grand salmon]

ok man didn't know you were playing with the likes of kasparov

[limpid viper]

i barely ever play e5 ever since i discovered the carokann

i probably have more french games than e5

[azure pivot]

Short variation of the caro kann and your cooked

[limpid viper]

nope

[azure pivot]

Yup

[fleet dove]

who wants to run some games

[limpid viper]

why is mr -15 talking

[azure pivot]

Would but im exhausted

[azure pivot]

Alr +1

[fleet dove]

unexhaust yourself

[azure pivot]

I’ll run 10+0.1

[fleet dove]

I will never play anything less than 1 minute

[azure pivot]

Highkey fun asf

[fleet dove]

highkey not

[tired kiln]

tips?

[azure pivot]

U tried it?

[fleet dove]

it becomes a game of who can move the mouse the fastest

not about chess

[azure pivot]

True but there’s actually some strategy to it

[fleet dove]

yea the strategy is not related to the chess itself

[azure pivot]

Ig

Still needa see tactics quickly

Kinda like puzzle rush on steroids

[idle oracle]

play less study more

[fleet dove]

sure but then I'd just play puzzle rush or something

[azure pivot]

Wanna run puzzle battle actually

[fleet dove]

puzzle battle wtf lol

that's a thing ?

[azure pivot]

Trust

Yeah u needa be premium tho

[fleet dove]

I am premium

[azure pivot]

Ight bet I’ll challenge

[grand salmon]

You can play one game a day without it

[azure pivot]

Get a job bro

[azure pivot]

Sent

[grand salmon]

Brother I could care less about puzzle battle

[fleet dove]

I don't see it

[mortal bronze]

puzzle racer is fun

[limpid viper]

chess.com puzzles are too easy anyway

[high gorge]

@main lynx I'm home now

[limpid viper]

you'll have some guy like 1000 in rapid with 3000 puzzle elo on chess.com

[mortal bronze]

multiple people being able to play at once makes it so much better

rather than it just being 1v1

[grand salmon]

Exactly, they are only good for pattern recognition

[limpid viper]

hop on puzzle racer

[grand salmon]

What is that if I may ask

[mortal bronze]

okay

i am really bad at it though

[hexed oracle]

why tf is my body so hot suddenly

[mortal bronze]

like puzzle battle but free. and instead of it being a 1v1 multiple people can join at once

[grand salmon]

It's summer

[pale pollen]

Because you are 😏

100% joke

[limpid viper]

probably better than me

[feral obsidian]

Can anyone help me to get better at chess?

[hexed oracle]

dawg it was cold now i burn

[mortal bronze]

idk

[hexed oracle]

and my leg tweaking

[grand salmon]

On lc?

[mortal bronze]

yes

[limpid viper]

do i dm you the link or what

[mortal bronze]

i did

[dull blaze]

finally i'm playing good chess

[limpid viper]

oh ok i'll join yours

[mortal bronze]

wanna join?

[dull blaze]

back to 2700 blitz 😎

[hexed oracle]

learn tactics and try not to give free pawns and not to blunder

[grand salmon]

I am currently taking my dog for a walk

[mortal bronze]

okii

[dull blaze]

i'll join

[mortal bronze]

dms

[limpid viper]

last time i joined some puzzle racer lobby i got last everytime btw 💀

[upbeat portal]

Just love when they hang their rooks

[mortal bronze]

i can't dm you or add you. send me a message and i will share link

[grand salmon]

And mate perhaps

[dull blaze]

try again

try dm me again

[hexed oracle]

mate in 2right?

[feral obsidian]

Ye i get that what espeacially u mean with tactics

[mortal bronze]

done

[hexed oracle]

forks pins

baiting

[dull blaze]

joined

[sage vine]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST CLUTCHED AGAINST A 1940

[hexed oracle]

tho baiting is more strategycal

[fallow hinge]

good stuff

[feral obsidian]

Ye ik that

[upbeat portal]

If they take the queen

[kindred crypt]

OMG these notifications that just do not pop up on my screen🫠

[upbeat portal]

Clap clap 👏👏

[hexed oracle]

oxy....

[upbeat portal]

@kindred crypt everybody needs you and they don't even notice

[kindred crypt]

No

[dull blaze]

holy im washed

join rematch

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/bong-alien-with-bong-gif-9540134576465501579

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

That is so true

[kindred crypt]

...

[upbeat portal]

Also love when they hang their queens 👑

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-trying-blocks-block-head-tryan-blocks-gif-13157134546106029566

[magic shard]

yo send me link

[hexed oracle]

dawg i play so much better otb

it's anoying ;-;

[limpid viper]

damn am i slow at puzzles

[mortal bronze]

smh

[dull blaze]

okay 82 at least im getting better

[hexed oracle]

no u are helo

[mortal bronze]

can't touch the 60 mark

[limpid viper]

i didn't even hit 40 💀

[fluid ridge]

hey that’s mine

[limpid viper]

i swear last time i plalyed this i was alot better though

[hexed oracle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[mortal bronze]

i wish i could just send it here instead of having to dm everyone

[quasi nova]

1300 can not be doing this 💔

[dull blaze]

start it up

[magic shard]

I got it from siver

[hexed oracle]

ours

[mortal bronze]

okay starting

[upbeat portal]

Why?

[fluid ridge]

lol

[hexed oracle]

yes comrade now it's our gif

[fluid ridge]

Да🫡

[upbeat portal]

@hexed oracle are you from Russia?

[grim walrus]

I can't believe white played this move in this position, and allowed a queen. I then won the endgame vs rook and 4 pawns with just the King and Queen

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-dance-russian-beer-gif-13847955

[grim walrus]

prob luckiest move by an opponent i have had yet

[mortal bronze]

ok at least touched 60

[quasi nova]

💔 what 💔

[dull blaze]

rip

[magic shard]

lol

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/push-ups-no-hands-work-out-gif-11981348

[upbeat portal]

Our countries are allies! Let's go!

[limpid viper]

im failing to touch 40 bro 💀

[mortal bronze]

i am horrendous at this

[fallow hinge]

feels good when people choose terrible moves. I honestly always get surprised when I watch blunder from my opponent. I always expect them to play perfectly or know whatever line or system theyre playing

[magic shard]

that was actually my best run today

[mortal bronze]

issok

[limpid viper]

ngl i gotta lock in

[dull blaze]

not fair u beat me 😡

[limpid viper]

damn am i slow

[magic shard]

who got the 86

[hexed oracle]

what u mean? ( i romanian not russian )

[fluid ridge]

86?

[dull blaze]

me

[mortal bronze]

wasn't me?

[dull blaze]

oops wrong ping

[azure pivot]

@fleet dove ggs

[magic shard]

yeah I thought so

[mortal bronze]

i got 61 lol

[fleet dove]

ggs

[fluid ridge]

on what?

[mortal bronze]

yeah lasker beat you

[dull blaze]

run it back

[azure pivot]

How’d u find it

[mortal bronze]

puzzle racer

[limpid viper]

i might need to get on my puzzle racer grind

[fluid ridge]

ah

[mortal bronze]

okay

[upbeat portal]

Nooooo 😭

[fluid ridge]

my puzzle racer is 105

[upbeat portal]

I mean, our countries can be allies

[fleet dove]

slightly weird given I usually do untimed puzzles

[fluid ridge]

i’ve never played tho

[azure pivot]

Fair

[fleet dove]

but I could see how people grind it

[azure pivot]

It’s addicting

Good to warm up for bullet as well

[fluid ridge]

I could hit 2400 bullet

would be interesting

[north zealot]

ok bro

[silk gorge]

Hi rook

[north zealot]

too bad i wont beat you

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/wazzup-scary-movie-gif-20883321

[fluid ridge]

if we played enough you would

[north zealot]

even tho im a 2100+ players hunter....

[silk gorge]

You play like tal?@fluid ridge

[fluid ridge]

lol

[kind geyser]

yo

[magic shard]

yo why was this one so hard

[dull blaze]

dude wtf are those puzzles

[kind geyser]

who wants to 1v1?

[mortal bronze]

was a weird round

[fluid ridge]

ofc lol, nah I just like sacrificing stuff

[kind geyser]

U ARE NOT 2100 BUDDY

[fluid ridge]

I play more like dubov tho imo

[silk gorge]

Especially the rook i guess

[kind geyser]

lets 1v1

[fluid ridge]

lol ye

[north zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[silk gorge]

Modern tal

[kind geyser]

lets 1v1

[fluid ridge]

ye, he’s more sound tho

[hexed oracle]

i think ima go sleep

[fluid ridge]

gn man

[mortal bronze]

this is actually fun i haven't don't lichess puzzle storm or racer in a long time

[silk gorge]

Yeah

[dull blaze]

those were diabolical

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-silly-cat-cat-silly-eepy-gif-15876057077584528993

[north zealot]

i didnt mention 1 detail AND i wanna sleep but sure

[limpid viper]

im so ass at this 💀 but it is fun

[silk gorge]

Master of ducks, you always have great gifs

[mortal bronze]

yeah got like two wrong in a row and then spent 5+ seconds on the next one

[fluid ridge]

he steals mine

[mortal bronze]

ruined the whole round

[dull blaze]

run it backkk

[mortal bronze]

i am usually worse

[fluid ridge]

ain’t you like 2700?

[mortal bronze]

okay

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-elmos-fire-elmo-fire-fire-yas-gif-8524899642984047686

[dull blaze]

270 actually

[fluid ridge]

lol

[north zealot]

bruh

[kind geyser]

damn u ass

[kind geyser]

lets wager

50 bucks

[grand salmon]

💔💔💔

Bro trying to wager a 270

[bitter radish]

im never playing chess again 😭

[kind geyser]

idgf

[mortal bronze]

sigh

[dull blaze]

what wager

[kind geyser]

damn ur 400?

[magic shard]

I'm trolling these puzzles

[bitter radish]

yeah im new

[limpid viper]

i wanna just hit 50 for one

[dull blaze]

tbh these are a lot different than puzzle rush

[kind geyser]

wager?

[grand salmon]

From martin as well 💔💔

[fluid ridge]

fool’s mate vs martin😪

[mortal bronze]

yeah it isn't that similar

[kindred crypt]

How is that even possible? Did they update Martin?

[mortal bronze]

and the last two rounds were weird

[limpid viper]

im just not good at doing puzzles fast

[mortal bronze]

same

[bitter radish]

they must have, i never had such a hard time with martin

[kind geyser]

trust me ur ass

[dull blaze]

run it back

[kind geyser]

im willing to wager 50 bucks

[mortal bronze]

okay

[dull blaze]

im too poor for that

[kind geyser]

first to 5 wins

[kind geyser]

10 bucks

there's no way u cant afford 10 dollars💀

[fluid ridge]

not many are as fortunate as thy

[bitter radish]

i swear martin might be the most disrespectful bot in chess when he wins

[kind geyser]

thats wild💀

if he cant afford 10 bucks he must be living in india or somlia or sm💀

[fluid ridge]

tis true young one

[kind geyser]

who wants to wager 10 bucks?

[fluid ridge]

use /connect then some might

[kind geyser]

/connnect

[dull blaze]

i cant

[grim walrus]

Can't believe i have played 300 games of rapid chess in one month 💀

[dull blaze]

also dude this puzzle racer got me tweaking out

[fluid ridge]

ye that’s a bit lol

[mortal bronze]

@limpid viper so close to 50

[kind geyser]

i have to connect my chess.com account to my discord account

[mortal bronze]

and almost beat me too

[kind geyser]

not doing that

[grim walrus]

And only went from 300 to 450

[fluid ridge]

why? you can talk in vc and send images with it

[kind geyser]

who?

[grim walrus]

Me. 300 games in a month and only went from 300 to 450 elo

[kind geyser]

nice👍

[feral obsidian]

Is there anyone on about my rating or higher (1100 rapid) that can help me to get better, play some games and improve together?

[kind geyser]

300 games is a lot tho

[dull blaze]

run it back

[empty fulcrum]

what is the chess.com puzzle conversion to lichess puzzle rating

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[fluid ridge]

chess com rating is broken now

[kind geyser]

google

[kind geyser]

yo do u wanna 1v1?

[empty fulcrum]

yeah i know it is

[kind geyser]

without putting any money

[fluid ridge]

im still beginner

[kind geyser]

js a normal 1v1

[kind geyser]

a beginner*

[fluid ridge]

perhaps

[kindred crypt]

dome is 220 your to good for him

oh no! my nitro expired. how can i play chess now?

[empty fulcrum]

thats why im switching to lichess puzzles

[kind geyser]

damn

[feral obsidian]

Wjy that?

[kind geyser]

where the 2000's at?

[fluid ridge]

yeah makes sense, puzzle rush is chill tho

[azure pivot]

Oh no

[kindred crypt]

trying to get jobs at mc

[fluid ridge]

they changed the system and made it extra easy

[kind geyser]

chiller than DEEZ NUTZ

[kindred crypt]

it's so gray in here

[empty fulcrum]

yeah but you play 50 puzzles until they get difficult

[fluid ridge]

lol😂

[kind geyser]

ur from ocean?

[dull blaze]

goerhgoaehrogaehorgaepghaerg

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-selfie-underwater-gif-15283721

[feral obsidian]

How did they change it if u dont mind explaining

[fluid ridge]

i’m almost 2350 bullet now😝

[kind geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[mortal bronze]

head hurts

[kind geyser]

oooh oceana

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[limpid viper]

yea i was literally a click away

[mortal bronze]

sigh

[kind geyser]

ive never heard of a country called oceania ngl to u💀

[fluid ridge]

they didn’t even drop anything on it, it’s just lower rated puzzles despite being at higher rating in the puzzles for most people

[dull blaze]

ggs

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-trying-blocks-block-head-tryan-blocks-gif-13157134546106029566

[kindred crypt]

i can't see it. is this because i dont have nitro?

[kind geyser]

possibly

[kind geyser]

sheesh

[fluid ridge]

because not connected

[kind geyser]

yo pfp lowk kinda fine

[mortal bronze]

i am done for today

[kind geyser]

💀

[feral obsidian]

Oh you where talking about Puzzles ty for explaining so

[grand salmon]

💔💔💔pack it up gng

[mortal bronze]

you guys continue if you want to

[kindred crypt]

ohh shhh i think i have no nitro trauma or sum

[fluid ridge]

Your* profile picture* lowkey*

[kind geyser]

watchu mean? das a compliment

[feral obsidian]

Is there anyone that can help me to get better in chess, play some games and improve together?

[kind geyser]

?

[fluid ridge]

bros gooning to pixels

[grand salmon]

Do you practice that shot?

[fluid ridge]

👍

[kind geyser]

pfp is an abbreviation smart ass,

[fluid ridge]

no

[kind geyser]

and lowk is short for lowkey smart ass

[magic shard]

@kindred crypt is your pfp ai generated

[kindred crypt]

obv

[fluid ridge]

no

[mortal bronze]

@nimble arch

[kind geyser]

english is not ur first language💀

[fluid ridge]

maybe

[bitter radish]

i stalemated martin with no misses or blunders just one mistake

[magic shard]

just making sure

[kind geyser]

ye

[bitter radish]

im improving

[kind geyser]

ur from india

[fluid ridge]

Combes

[fluid ridge]

sure

[kindred crypt]

idk dor, i just need nitro

[past junco]

i thought there would be flying cars by the time 2025 came around

[kind geyser]

dude ur ass

come 1v1 me

[fluid ridge]

@scarlet arrow

[past junco]

0 mistakes bro

[dull blaze]

whats your rating

[bitter radish]

yes 1v1 him

[past junco]

hes a perfect player...

[magic shard]

I guess puzzle racers done right

[kindred crypt]

i dont want 1 month nitro tho, i want 1 year nitro sub so i can play chess comfortably

[dull blaze]

yeah ggs

[mortal bronze]

i smell a cheater

[kind geyser]

dw abt it

[grand salmon]

Connect your account

[mortal bronze]

yes

[kind geyser]

snitch

[magic shard]

gg

[past junco]

makes a lot of sense

[mortal bronze]

for me anyway

[fluid ridge]

yeah

[dull blaze]

ill play

[kind geyser]

say less

[torn sparrow]

@azure pivot we should rematch

[bitter radish]

have you guys ever heard of this chess guy named magnus?

[empty fulcrum]

@kind geyser is a beginner looking for an argument for sure

[kind geyser]

shut up

[torn sparrow]

Come 30s

[fluid ridge]

who th is this fake green flower

[kind geyser]

can the mods remove this slowmode

[grand salmon]

No way you are trying to get someone here to gift you nitro

[kind geyser]

its so annoying, i have to wait 5 seconds

[torn sparrow]

I am real bro

Just much weaker in chess

[kind geyser]

to type

[fluid ridge]

recently connected

[magic shard]

green fraud

[torn sparrow]

I lost my discord bro

[kindred crypt]

omg and the saddest part is i cant use the kewk emojie. it's my fave
@kindred crypt look i dont have nitro. no more kewk emojie and i think i wont have good performance in my chess games

[fluid ridge]

how?

[torn sparrow]

@inland abyss bro got renamed 💀

[gleaming forum]

Double brilliant

[kind geyser]

sum1 sent an image saying double brilliant then removed it💀

[magic shard]

unc greenflower

[kind geyser]

u sent the same image two times earlier💀

[fluid ridge]

nice

[kind geyser]

-100000 aura

[gleaming forum]

What u talking about

[torn sparrow]

We should play rated 30s bro

[kind geyser]

bro didnt think i'd notice💀

[magic shard]

why not unrated
do you really want to farm me that bad

[kind geyser]

-100 aura for playing dumb💀 lil bro u loosing a ton of aura as we speak💀

[torn sparrow]

I want to test my skill in pressure

[dull blaze]

whats your bullet rating

[kind geyser]

under pressure*

[magic shard]

also you're like 2000 now right you'll lose like nothing 💀

[torn sparrow]

2050

[kind geyser]

damn 2000? yo lets 1v1

im finna clap u

[torn sparrow]

It's gonna be the tilt effect

[torn sparrow]

You how are your charges going

[grand salmon]

Imagine being corrected by diddy bro might as well hang the boots

[torn sparrow]

Check your name

[kind geyser]

I BEAT MOST OF EM

[magic shard]

who is did he

[dull blaze]

I think I need to beat greenflower at a ratio of 16:1 to maintain rating

[kind geyser]

W'S IN THE CHAT GUYS FOR DIDDY LEZ GOOOOOOOOOOO

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LETS GET HYPED

I BEAT THE CHARGESSS

[torn sparrow]

I used to be 2250 when I was in my peak bro

[fluid ridge]

ts gotta be a 13 year old or smth

[kindred crypt]

What can I do?

[balmy python]

whens the next party bro

[fluid ridge]

many years ago?

[magic shard]

what time control did you play 0+0.1

[kind geyser]

tmr, u tryna pull up?

[kindred crypt]

idk

[torn sparrow]

No 1+0

[empty fulcrum]

whenever someone says "1v1" you just know theyre a fortnite kid or something, because every game of chess is a 1v1 😭

[magic shard]

dang wait how did your rating fall off so hard

[mortal bronze]

liar

[fluid ridge]

lol ye, under 1000 lingo

[kindred crypt]

I hope one day you will be able to 👀

[mortal bronze]

weren't you 2200

[dull blaze]

wanna 1v1

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-trying-blocks-block-head-tryan-blocks-gif-13157134546106029566

[mortal bronze]

buy him nitro bro

[kind geyser]

R kelly gon be there, edp gon be there, doctor disrespect gon be there,

[mortal bronze]

me trying to play bullet

[kindred crypt]

yeah, 1 year of sub

[fluid ridge]

bullet!!

[empty fulcrum]

13 year old confirmed lol

[kindred crypt]

Why is everyone asking me about boosting a server or nitro

[fluid ridge]

prob under but ye

[mortal bronze]

manter owner me yesterday at bullet

[kind geyser]

stfu

[mortal bronze]

idk

[kind geyser]

syfm

[torn sparrow]

I got much slower idk so lazy in endgames now

[kind geyser]

ur from india

[fluid ridge]

lol

[dull blaze]

go learn algebra or something

[magic shard]

maybe you should play more rapid

[regal osprey]

I'm stuck at 300 blitz

[kindred crypt]

Was it worth it?

[empty fulcrum]

you got dvoretsky's endgame manual?

[fluid ridge]

ain’t you supposed to be in school rn?

[mortal bronze]

very funny ss though icl

[torn sparrow]

Bro it's bullet

[kindred crypt]

yes, it makes me happy

[empty fulcrum]

im just asking in general

[torn sparrow]

Endgames are all about speed

[kind geyser]

algebra's light, 2x + 2x = 4x, 9x = 18, x = 2, type shi, TOO EZ, im smart, imma make it to harvard

[regal osprey]

I usually end up either losing on time in a winning position or play fast and get checkmated

[torn sparrow]

Nah

[kind geyser]

algebra's easy as shit💀

[fluid ridge]

lol ye, I took the queen with check and then was gonna take rook and promote to queen but they resigned sadly

[magic shard]

@torn sparrow maybe you should play more rapid

[dull blaze]

hes skipping school so he can be a gangster and escape the suburbs

[empty fulcrum]

you should get it, its so so good

[kind geyser]

school on summer?

[grand salmon]

Why do you have a server boost besides the nitro sub ones

[kindred crypt]

i would like to play rapid, but im a bit uncomfortable now

[kind geyser]

ion do summer school

[fluid ridge]

ye for people of suboptimal intelligence

[dull blaze]

ok so hes not asian

[magic shard]

why

[dull blaze]

definitely a white kid

12 years old

[balmy python]

yes drop addy

[kind geyser]

and ur definitely a black guy

[kindred crypt]

you can only boost the server if you have nitro sub

[balmy python]

Chill diddy u just got back from jail

💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

This is the Chess.com profile of tattymcsplat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2334 peak)
Blitz: 2179 (2255 peak)
Bullet: 2138 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

everything is literally gray on my end. need nitro

[dull blaze]

ok maybe 11 years old

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> D0m3 (d0m3rss)

This is the Chess.com profile of d0m3rss. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: D0m3 (d0m3rss)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2310 (peak)
Blitz: 2200 (2258 peak)
Bullet: 2346 (peak)

[indigo crescent]

Just got mated in 4 by a 132 elo 😭😭

[empty fulcrum]

similar rapids lol

[torn sparrow]

I played 32 rapid games in one day last time I played rapid 🥶

[kind geyser]

? u called me a white kid, i called u a black guy

[kindred crypt]

BRO I GOT PAIRED WITH A 2400 RAPID

[kind geyser]

whats wrong with that?

[fluid ridge]

lol ye, same with blitz

[kindred crypt]

fk swiss tournaments

[kind geyser]

oooh im racist, syfm

[fluid ridge]

bullet is only outlier

[dull blaze]

ur just acting very stupid thats all

[fluid ridge]

i’ve beaten them many times

[empty fulcrum]

yeah i quit that a long time ago lol

[fluid ridge]

lol

[balmy python]

i like quads better swiss can be annoying if u get unfair pairings

[magic shard]

seriously though rapid helps teach you to play good moves
even though bullet endgames are about flagging if you outplay your opponent then it's easier to flag them

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>

[dull blaze]

wait so hes probably in middle school

[kind geyser]

woah im not in middle school

[magic shard]

give this didhe guy the locked out role

[fluid ridge]

give some context

[kind geyser]

im in high school

[torn sparrow]

I flag people in rapid too💀

[dull blaze]

ur definitely an 8th grader then

[kind geyser]

shut up

[torn sparrow]

You just have to play some complex moves

[kindred crypt]

@kind geyser You thought no one saw that huh?

[kindred crypt]

they deleted, later once a mod responds to me

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[dull blaze]

okay that confirms it

[balmy python]

yo whats good mr O

[dull blaze]

so you just finished middle school

[kind geyser]

it was an andrew tate quote

[azure pivot]

Maybe

[kind geyser]

andrew tate is the ultimate alpha

[azure pivot]

Bruh reply to the message

[kindred crypt]

I did not knew that

[magic shard]

realrough alt account

[kind geyser]

my daddy is andrew tate

[empty fulcrum]

<@&745328830649991179> @kind geyser needs a ban

[kind geyser]

know*

[kindred crypt]

Chill brozar

[kind geyser]

ok im sorry

[balmy python]

[azure pivot]

Ok

[dull blaze]

folds under zero pressure

[azure pivot]

Ffs

[kind geyser]

guys im sorry

[kindred crypt]

Too late bruhh

lmao

[kind geyser]

im very sorry

plz sir, plz sir

[azure pivot]

@torn sparrow 10s

[dull blaze]

ok final prognosis is, white, american, just finished 7th grade, maybe 80 pounds

[kind geyser]

im very sorry sir, ill call u daddy

[azure pivot]

😭

[empty fulcrum]

@kind geyser thoughts on women titles in chess?

[dull blaze]

plays fortnite and makes watches andrew tate in his free time

[kind geyser]

women deserve equal rights in chess!

[azure pivot]

Based diddy

[kind geyser]

im not in 7th grade

[dull blaze]

you just finished 7th grade

[kind geyser]

no

[whole eagle]

Hi guys! How are you all?

[kind geyser]

im in 9th

[kindred crypt]

Oh no please

[kindred crypt]

No need for that

[kind geyser]

i just finished 8th grade

[torn sparrow]

Challenge me

[kind geyser]

light work

[kindred crypt]

i will play rapid. pray for me chat. i dont have nitro and this will greatly affect my performance

[whole eagle]

Oh.... I see what I missed. A kid is in a server, can I confirm guys?

[kind geyser]

ur like 30 years old

[dull blaze]

yeah unfortunately hes not very interesting

[kindred crypt]

oh shooot blunder in first move

[whole eagle]

I can tell.

[kindred crypt]

52

[whole eagle]

Uh... Pray yourself.....

[kind geyser]

AYOOOOOOOOOO

[kindred crypt]

You are not

[kind geyser]

U OLD AF

no

[kindred crypt]

damn boomer

[kind geyser]

im sorry plz forgive me

[whole eagle]

Agreed. Innapropriate username, innapropriate attitude, being rude to other people, etc...

[balmy python]

💀

[kind geyser]

jesus said forgive ur neighbor

what are u doing with ur life?

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-skin-him-discord-mod-mod-skin-him-cube-runners-is-cool-gif-12693754404042415707

[whole eagle]

We aren't neighbours. And if you were a Christian, you wouldn't have that username nor swear nor be so rude.

[whole eagle]

Nah he wanna get gooned.

[kind geyser]

im 13, ur like 20, get a fkin job loser

ur 30

get a life

grown ass man

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/where-the-mods-at-mods-help-send-help-gif-19032214

[kind geyser]

nah

[whole eagle]

You first.

[kind geyser]

'Please don't talk to me if we don't know each other. And especially do not friend me, please and thank you.

🧡💛Aro🤍ace💙💜

Text only please.

Have an amazing day! <3'

💀

[native oxide]

.

[kind geyser]

holy cringe

[whole eagle]

I know. It's cringe like your face.

[kindred crypt]

There are two mods online...

[native oxide]

nice name

[whole eagle]

No problem with my bio. The only problem is you being here.

[kind geyser]

thanks

[native oxide]

btw

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/patiently-waiting-waiting-waiting-patiently-still-waiting-gif-3590841176648399679

[kind geyser]

racist

[umbral canopy]

2 games today

stalemated in a clear winning position and got checkmated in 4

[whole eagle]

Uhhhh... Ping their username?

[kind geyser]

MODS HE RACIALLY ABUSED ME

[umbral canopy]

js take me twin 🥀🥀

[kind geyser]

black lives matter

[whole eagle]

Ahem. I'm a she. And Idc if you're black or white.

[kind geyser]

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

[empty fulcrum]

<@&745328830649991179> not chess related

[kindred crypt]

Now what does that get to do...

[empty fulcrum]

lol

[kindred crypt]

Doofus

[balmy python]

bye diddy

[whole eagle]

.... Why call me a doofus?

[kindred crypt]

He came online

[grand salmon]

That's why they gave you the black role

[kindred crypt]

The Mod

[whole eagle]

WHEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[whole eagle]

Huh??

[kindred crypt]

i think im winning

[whole eagle]

Wait they got banned? Nicee. "Locked out"

[kindred crypt]

I did not meant it on you

It is just the mod's name

[whole eagle]

OHhhhh okay. Sorry. They got banned I think.

Alright. Case resolved guys?

[kindred crypt]

Locked out...

im not winning

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-applause-clap-clapping-bravo-gif-16910851

[whole eagle]

Not allowed in this server ever again. U username so black that even it blend in the background. 😭

[kindred crypt]

WOah Woah

[viral egret]

Wtf?

[kindred crypt]

ayo what

[whole eagle]

You can't see his username anymore. I'm talking about his username.

[kindred crypt]

bro im winning, like my opp blunder their queen

I see

[whole eagle]

Good for you....

[balmy python]

[regal osprey]

I just played a bullet game with no blunders no inaccuracies no misses 94% accuracy

I'll never do that again lol

[silk gorge]

What can I say to be supportive

[whole eagle]

Good for you....

[kindred crypt]

i wonnnnnnnn

[silk gorge]

Nice

[silk gorge]

I have cancer

Is it good for me

[empty fulcrum]

lol