💬〡chess-talk

[spice ore]

2185, u down?

[proper cedar]

They just don't wanna get banned

[spice ore]

unrated in case i tilt

[celest karma]

I don't care I want to improve come if you dispo..

[slow shoal]

dudes on a losing streak im js tryna help him set a new record

ahahahaha how am i the bad guy

im helping him set a new record

[lunar zodiac]

i cant send images here

beh

[celest karma]

You need to connected your account

[slow shoal]

bonnie stop twiddling your thumbs and get on the game

[lunar zodiac]

stop yapping on discord and get to finding a job kid

[slow shoal]

mr 900 elo here

aye bonnie if u got paid for losing elo

[lunar zodiac]

mr 1800 bullet here (took no skill)

[slow shoal]

man youd be a millionaire

bonnie imagine u got 100 bucks for every elo u lost?

[lunar zodiac]

aye hethat, if you were to get paid for every girl you've repulsed, you'd be a billionare

[celest karma]

What happens here?

[slow shoal]

im js helping him with a new record

hes at 3 losses in a row his goal is 10

[lunar zodiac]

hethat being a nincompoop straight out of his mothers womb

cause theres no shot hes older than 13 with how much his sentences make sense

[spice ore]

hethat didnt get his naptime so hes a lil grumpy rn

[proper cedar]

Hethatboy223 Trying to act good despite loosing in the game mode he said he's great at

[young swan]

yo

[lunar zodiac]

hes officially mr 1800 bullet

[slow shoal]

ahahaha bonnie play me in rapid

i should be easy man 5 move checkmate

[lunar zodiac]

ahahaha talk to me once you have a gf

[slow shoal]

bonnie what if ur girl saw ur elo

[lunar zodiac]

(so never)

[spice ore]

girlfriends lower rating

[young swan]

nincompoop in the big 25 is crazy

[celest karma]

He just a chill guy I think

[slow shoal]

ahahahahaha

[lunar zodiac]

ikr. its melted its way into my modern day lingo

[slow shoal]

guaranteed this guy eats a banana with a fork

[young swan]

eh? what is vro yapping abt

[celest karma]

Just calm down

[proper cedar]

Not rlly he started to talk trash at someone of over 1000elo and other stuff

[slow shoal]

Bonnie

[lunar zodiac]

im allergic to bananas actually 🤓

[slow shoal]

let me help u lose elo faster man

[young swan]

then why are you pinging ME I'm not a mediator

[young swan]

but if you lost you shouldn't talk.

[slow shoal]

u dont need to waste time bonnie

[celest karma]

I see they can't be fair play

[slow shoal]

never lost to bonnie

[young swan]

first of all connect your accs

[proper cedar]

Yeah they cant

[spice ore]

why dont u guys settle this on the board

[lunar zodiac]

cause you've never played me kid

[slow shoal]

exactly

[spice ore]

play another game

[young swan]

then what's with this huh

[slow shoal]

ohhhhh bonnie trash talk

[celest karma]

[proper cedar]

Mo

[spice ore]

and send me game link i wanna see

[young swan]

this.

[slow shoal]

bonnie come play me on the board

[proper cedar]

He trash talked another high elo

[slow shoal]

bonnie let me help the losing streak man this ones on me

[lunar zodiac]

ima head off for tonight. its getting too late for me to continue a looping quarell.

[young swan]

you can't send challenges if you don't connect your acc. first of all connect it

[celest karma]

I don't want to join you so leave me alone

[slow shoal]

ahaahhahaha

[lunar zodiac]

he keeps repeating himself endlessly

[young swan]

??

[proper cedar]

.

[slow shoal]

keeps repeating 900 elo endlessly

[lunar zodiac]

saying the same phrases over again, still not making any coherently linked words into a sentence

[celest karma]

Anyway

[slow shoal]

all that sophisticated talk but cant win a single game

[spice ore]

guys lets do a chess match fair and square

[slow shoal]

intellectual but 900 elo going down

[celest karma]

He strange to see chess player can't control they emotion

[lunar zodiac]

you referring to hethat

[spice ore]

tu parles francais?

j'ai vu ton bio

[proper cedar]

Btw hethatboy Lost to a 500 ELO

[young swan]

what tho

who said anything about joining me

[proper cedar]

There's a picture up at the top

[lunar zodiac]

like, i was asking about why my k value was so ungodly high and bro started trashtalking me like the timmy toughnuckles he is

[celest karma]

Yes It's my second official language

[slow shoal]

dude wasnt 500 elo btw he was playin on his alt

[spice ore]

nice

[young swan]

and what's his elo

[slow shoal]

did u even look at the game

[proper cedar]

It was a 500 elo

[young swan]

well then what's his "main"

[slow shoal]

he was obviously 2100 but played on his alt

[lunar zodiac]

depending on the gamemode, but apparently hes 600 rapid 1800 bullet

[spice ore]

alr bro

[celest karma]

Do you speak it too?

[slow shoal]

look through the game lol

[young swan]

first connect your accs ffs

[spice ore]

yea

[young swan]

else ppl gon suspect you cheaters

it's happened before.

[proper cedar]

500.elo

[young swan]

gigantic poll

[slow shoal]

500 elo on an alt

[celest karma]

Good

[lunar zodiac]

caro kann

[proper cedar]

Proof?

[slow shoal]

lol

[spice ore]

whats ur user

[proper cedar]

Prove it's a alt

[young swan]

Polish

[celest karma]

Man of nature

[spice ore]

on chess.com i wanna see the game

[sage crystal]

sorry i mised that its very og

[slow shoal]

cidlive

[spice ore]

Sicilian solos

[young swan]

polish OP

[celest karma]

No

[lunar zodiac]

i dont fully understand the caro kann, but most of the games i've won as black have been using the caro kann

[celest karma]

Caro kann is underrated

Sicilian is overrated

[spice ore]

hell nwa

[sage crystal]

since gotham chess uses it

[slow shoal]

500's wouldve blundered their queens 10 different ways, this guy played better than most 2100's

and i beat a 2100 in the end game

[celest karma]

[slow shoal]

im an end game player brah

[proper cedar]

Prove it

Show rating show its an alt

[slow shoal]

lemme scroll up

[spice ore]

if you dont know waht youre doing in the carro you will get blown off the board

you need to be very careful

[celest karma]

But me I know

[spice ore]

@slow shoal is it the game against csczo

[slow shoal]

yes

[young swan]

csczo?

[celest karma]

I'm a positional player sometimes agressive is a solid opening if you study it he likes the french defense

[sage crystal]

whats the best opening againsed a gm

[young swan]

polish on top

[spice ore]

French is better than carro

[sage crystal]

no its the bongcloud

[proper cedar]

Why am I being asked ?_?

[young swan]

put the polish in the poll

[sage crystal]

i want to win againsed hikaru his playing with me right now lol

[slow shoal]

https://lichess.org/5Yvd7y65/black

[frosty peak]

Anonymous vs. MDRAMY11

Move List

1. Nf3 c5 2. d4 d5 3. dxc5 Nc6 4. c4 e6 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. Bg5 Bxc5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nxd5 Qxd5 9. Bxf6 Qxd1+ 10. Rxd1 gxf6 11. e3 Bg4 12. Bb5 Bb4+ 13. Ke2 a6 14. Bxc6+ bxc6 15. Rd4 Bxf3+ 16. gxf3 Bc5 17. Re4+ Kd7 18. Rd1+ Kc7 19. b4 Bd6 20. Red4 Rhd8 21. Rc1 Kb6 22. Rdc4 Rac8 23. a4 c5 24. bxc5+ Rxc5 25. Rxc5 Bxc5 26. Rc4 a5 27. Rh4 Rh8 28. Rh6 Be7 29. Kd3 Kc5 30. Kc3 Bd6 31. f4 Kd5 32. Rxf6 Rc8+ 33. Kd3 Bb4 34. e4+ Kc5 35. Rf5+ Kb6 36. Rxf7 Rc3+ 37. Kd4 Rh3 38. f5 Rxh2 39. e5 Rxf2 40. e6 Re2 41. Kd5 Rd2+ 42. Ke5 Bc3+ 43. Kf4 Rd4+ 44. Kg5 Kc6 45. Rxh7 Kd6 46. Rd7+ Kc5 47. Rxd4 Bxd4 48. e7 

[celest karma]

Yes but I don't like the passive light bishop square

[slow shoal]

the game i won, trash opening but good end game

[celest karma]

Polish is good in bullet I think

[slow shoal]

dude was 2100

[proper cedar]

Show elo?

[celest karma]

Why you think he cheating?

[proper cedar]

No just sayin could just say there a lower elo then what they said

[sage crystal]

has anyone every faced a cheater i did it was harsh i was at my peak

[spice ore]

dude that guy is not 2100

[slow shoal]

how i looked at his chess.com

[celest karma]

Even 1600 don't play like that

[spice ore]

he plays bad

[celest karma]

Just kidding 1600 is bad

[spice ore]

for a 2100

[slow shoal]

ill send u his acc rn

he literally 2100

[sage crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-rage-slam-table-gif-3278955469026070231

[celest karma]

Me I can assume that the account I play is new because I change phone

[slow shoal]

bru what

[sage crystal]

me after a chess game i lossed

[celest karma]

Real

And you are in winning position

[sage crystal]

but im not like that i go tilted to 3 am to win atleast 1 game

[proper cedar]

Could just be a friend he asked to loose to him

[slow shoal]

how

[celest karma]

I see

[proper cedar]

Not hard at all

[slow shoal]

bru me and dude wasnt friends i trash talked him

[celest karma]

Yes

[slow shoal]

i played 90% accuracy

fym

dude was hella aggressive

[proper cedar]

Play against another 2,100 elo rn

[sage crystal]

thats whats special about me i lose 200 elo and get 8 elo back every day

[proper cedar]

One in this server

[celest karma]

Everyone can do that

[rain shuttle]

What a comeback

[slow shoal]

i did but i lost against @idle oracle first girl i ever played against

she plays very patient

[spice ore]

what does her being a girl have to do with anything

[slow shoal]

not in the position i was in

[slow shoal]

different minds

[rustic patrol]

Yo chat

[celest karma]

Hi

[slow shoal]

at the end of the day

[spice ore]

??

[rustic patrol]

Sup?

[slow shoal]

its night

[celest karma]

Don't become bobby Fischer

[slow shoal]

can i teach my dog to play chess

[proper cedar]

Brother that doesn't make sense

[celest karma]

Damn my English is so bad sorry

[spice ore]

no way ur comparing girls to dogs

[slow shoal]

HOW

[celest karma]

Fine and you bro?

[slow shoal]

WHEN

[sage crystal]

ok so i will be hans niemen not boby fischer

[proper cedar]

Do we have a 2,100 elo here?

[rustic patrol]

Great

[slow shoal]

bro is literally the media he bends and twists words

[rustic patrol]

Gtk

[slow shoal]

nah just u so play me

[spice ore]

ye

[proper cedar]

I'm not that high rated

[slow shoal]

play me

idc abt losing i want all the smoke

[sage crystal]

exactly thats why it became a meme

[rustic patrol]

Are you Spanish??

[celest karma]

I wanna see the game

[celest karma]

No

[spice ore]

dude you said girls have different minds. and i responded with "??", and u responded to that with "can i teach my dog to play chess"

[proper cedar]

I wanna as well

[spice ore]

kk ill play

[celest karma]

Bro is sexist?

[slow shoal]

@proper cedar are u a girl ? like why u so offended anyways

[slow shoal]

chess cant be sexist

[proper cedar]

And now he's sayin I'm offended?

LOL

[slow shoal]

i value my queen more than any other piece

[rustic patrol]

I thought the language you had wrote in your profile is Spanish🇪🇸

[slow shoal]

how can i be sexist

[spice ore]

whats ur user again

[spice ore]

i dont wanna scroll up

[slow shoal]

yes it was a fruit for thought

[slow shoal]

cidlive

[spice ore]

sent

[celest karma]

No is french

[slow shoal]

me to @spice ore

[rustic patrol]

Sorry I didn't knew. Cause I don't understand French. Lol

[celest karma]

Is fine don't worry

[celest karma]

Where the game?

[slow shoal]

make me white and do 10 mins

[spice ore]

bro i did random

https://www.chess.com/game/live/147987202209

[proper cedar]

Nah now he's saying give him more time

[celest karma]

Beat him

[proper cedar]

He said he's good at rapid

Now he wants more time

[celest karma]

Let's watch

[proper cedar]

I'm new to this so we just click the link?

[spice ore]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/147987202657

[celest karma]

The link is for the oponnent to join

[spice ore]

no its the game

[celest karma]

@slow shoal where are you boy

[proper cedar]

Not.this one

[keen oracle]

Is it right to say that queen > rook > bishop > knight > pawn?

[maiden anchor]

Anyone wanna play with me?

[celest karma]

Yes I think

[maiden anchor]

I am noob

[slow shoal]

dawg stop spending 3 mins on a move bro stop tryna tear my butt open

like bro we get it ur 2100

[celest karma]

But bishop and knight is powerful in different positions

[maiden anchor]

Any 2000 + fide rating person here?

[keen oracle]

Thats why i’m unsure

[slow shoal]

dudes spending 3 mins on a move to tear me open and eat my butt like bro just play chess

[celest karma]

But I think bishop>knight

[keen oracle]

But would it be safe to say that sacrificing a knight for a rook is worth it?

[maiden anchor]

Can you defeat me? Let'S play a match

[keen oracle]

Yea thats what i said too😭

[maiden anchor]

Someone play with me, I am bored

1500 - 2300 elo

[slow shoal]

whats ur elo and no i cant beat a 2100 i just like learning

well i did a few times

[proper cedar]

U didn't

I checked ur pf

[spice ore]

the supposed 2100 who was playing on his 500 alt

[proper cedar]

Yeah no it was a normal 500 elo

Even then he lost to that elo

And stalemate the next round

[brittle nymph]

Sometimes 4 is equal to 5 in chess

[pure flame]

Im currently going 5/6 OTB, today board 1 vs a 9 y/o 😃

[kindred crypt]

Classical?

[brittle nymph]

What's that

[kindred crypt]

What ratings did you beat so far? In the 5 games

[brittle nymph]

What's otb

[spice ore]

over the board

[kindred crypt]

over the board

[brittle nymph]

Oh

[dull blaze]

ur cooked

[carmine arrow]

omg

I did it!

[spice ore]

noo i premove too much

[dull blaze]

holy

good shit

[spice ore]

goddamm

[slow shoal]

urgh

[celest karma]

Can I have a 1v1 too pls

[proper cedar]

Even with 10 minutes

[slow shoal]

i couldve won if not time'

[proper cedar]

He still lost

[spice ore]

that was a draw at best

[slow shoal]

i had a queen vs a rook and a bishop

[celest karma]

Wth

[proper cedar]

You couldn't

[patent patrol]

!alt

[glass robin]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[slow shoal]

i couldve bro i had 30 seconds i couldve checked and won the bishop

[spice ore]

ddue if i didnt premove u wouldve still been down a rook and bishop

[celest karma]

@spice ore

[spice ore]

show what move

[spice ore]

ok send challenge

[proper cedar]

Dude

[slow shoal]

when i promoted he moved away, i couldve won the bishop

[proper cedar]

You lost hard and you said your good at rapid

[slow shoal]

wouldve been a rook vs queen

[slow shoal]

im on my laptop rn

[proper cedar]

So?

[slow shoal]

so i cant rlly move well on here

[proper cedar]

Now making up excuses

[spice ore]

you owuldnt have promoted if i didnt premove

[celest karma]

https://link.chess.com/play/cjXCVW

[slow shoal]

end of the day queen vs rook ima pick the queen

[proper cedar]

Then he would have just taken ur queen with his king

[spice ore]

i clocked

[slow shoal]

wouldve forked u eventually

[slow shoal]

that position is def winning by white but 30 seconds is trash its wtv

end of the day im only 600 elo

u shouldve won in 4 moves

[proper cedar]

And you pick fights with higher elo

[spice ore]

i was winning the whole game

[long crescent]

hey chess anyone?

[proper cedar]

☠️☠️ bro he's not Bobby fisher

[spice ore]

i messed around with premoves

[pallid maple]

@mint adder Schraffilla Productions?

[maiden anchor]

I am not 2100, i am 533

😔

[slow shoal]

yeah but im an end game player see how i promoted i js had no time

[proper cedar]

You also let your time get low

[slow shoal]

i was on discord

mb

[proper cedar]

Yeah letting it get low

Noob move

[spice ore]

dude you promoted cus i messed around with premoves

[slow shoal]

i dont be payin attention lol but ima take a queen vs a rook and bishop anyday

eventually i wouldve forked bro

[spice ore]

no?

[proper cedar]

Now your making excuses?

Bc ur bad? Lol

[slow shoal]

im not what can i do with 30 seconds

[proper cedar]

Protect the king?

-_-

[slow shoal]

ofc im bad im 600 elo

[proper cedar]

And you try to act like your so good

[slow shoal]

and draw?

nah im js better than that 900 elo

[proper cedar]

Proof?

[patent patrol]

chess.com ai robot calling me bitchmade

[proper cedar]

You lost to a 500 elo

[slow shoal]

dude wasnt 500

[patent patrol]

the support one

[slow shoal]

lol

[proper cedar]

Dude it is

You also lost to a 700 ELO BOT

[slow shoal]

and if i had 3 mins on the clock and beat another 2100 what would u say

[proper cedar]

You never beat them in the first place

[slow shoal]

who

[proper cedar]

You always lost to all 2,000 elos

[slow shoal]

on lichess i did tho wym

[proper cedar]

Dude there elo isn't the same

As it would be transferred over to chess.com

[slow shoal]

at the end of the day u shouldnt be lower on material than a 600 bro

[spice ore]

it wasnt lower material

[slow shoal]

on chess.com bros 2100 too

[proper cedar]

At the end of the day don't fight ppl who are better

[spice ore]

rook and bishop and 3 pawns vs queen

[proper cedar]

You lost

[spice ore]

thats higher material

[proper cedar]

To almost everything

[slow shoal]

if u think those pawns surviving with ur king playing defense

[proper cedar]

You fought on chess.com

[slow shoal]

i wouldve eat his pawns and put him on defense had his king running wymmm

[proper cedar]

Your all talk no show

[slow shoal]

yes thats almost bc i like a challenge and playing 4x my elo

hbu

[proper cedar]

A challenge? You lost to a 700 elo bot

[slow shoal]

play against him rq lets see if u can get a queen vs a rook and bishop

[proper cedar]

700ELO BOT

[slow shoal]

who says that wasnt trolling

lolll

those games arent valid

[proper cedar]

You can check.the match

[sterile grove]

who tryna 1v1

[proper cedar]

Bro nahhh excuses

[slow shoal]

those are the time waster games lol

[proper cedar]

Proof?

[slow shoal]

play against him see if u can promote a single pawn

[proper cedar]

Hethatboy will

[sterile grove]

@slow shoal

[slow shoal]

at the end of the day i wouldve kept checking his king and picked up all his stuff then forked the rook

after that id blunder and draw

im still figuring out the queen and king checkmate

[proper cedar]

☠️☠️who said I was better then him.i never said that but you literally lost so bad

[slow shoal]

@spice ore

[slow shoal]

lost so bad?

[proper cedar]

At the start you were always in a losing position

[sterile grove]

[slow shoal]

if u could take positions im 100% sure youd wanna be the guy with the queen

[proper cedar]

Never once did you get out of a loosing position

[proper cedar]

Queen is over-rated

[slow shoal]

like i said im an end game player and i did when i promoted to a check lol

IMAGINE A CHECK PROMOTION WHILE ATTACKING A PIECE

[proper cedar]

You lost bc you couldn't figure out anything

[slow shoal]

thats craaazyyyy

[sterile grove]

who

tryna 1v1

[proper cedar]

His king wasn't attacking

☠️☠️☠️

[slow shoal]

like bro my pawn traveled allllll the way up the board

[proper cedar]

Dude he toyed with you the entire game

So many times he could have checkmated

[slow shoal]

yes by spending 3 minutes on every move

[proper cedar]

He just played with you like a toy

[slow shoal]

where

[proper cedar]

That's what you did

[slow shoal]

ahahahah where

[proper cedar]

That's for you to figure out

[slow shoal]

nah i was busy textin ppl he was brain storming

[proper cedar]

☠️🤣☠️ I'm not helping u

[slow shoal]

like bro i got back in the game "where was i again" and still had a queen vs a rook and bishoppp

i wouldve fooorrrkedddd

[proper cedar]

Dude -_- you act so big lost so bad

[slow shoal]

i wouldve ate his pawns and forked

[proper cedar]

Do it then

Do it come on rematch let us watch

[slow shoal]

dont lie youd look at the position 1 glance and say white is winning he has a queen

[proper cedar]

☠️☠️no white lost

[slow shoal]

worst case scenario i couldve checked him forever to make a draw he cant hide

[proper cedar]

You couldn't do anything

[slow shoal]

literally look at the position even stockfish says it

[pure flame]

Yeah

[proper cedar]

Looking at the game you lost badly

[pure flame]

Hater

[slow shoal]

looking at the game a guy 6x my elo shouldnt be hanging on for dear life or near draw

[proper cedar]

I'll let you learn real chess without learning to loose badly

[slow shoal]

u wouldnt even make it to the end game with him lol

youd get ate in the middle game

[pale flax]

1. e4

[slow shoal]

and resign

[slow shoal]

e3

[proper cedar]

Proof?

[rocky copper]

when my 900 ass saw a 2000 for the first time

[proper cedar]

Exactly none

[slow shoal]

play him rn

at least i had a even/winning position like dawg its no argument

queen vs rook and bishop

the pawns r js decorations theyre split

theyre to be forked

[proper cedar]

He's asleep prob

[spice ore]

dude

[proper cedar]

☠️☠️

[spice ore]

i premoved and the premoves let you promote

play me again

[slow shoal]

ohhhh he LETTT ME WIn

ohhh ofccccc he LETTT ME WIn

ohhhhh makes sense now

[celest karma]

I think my problem is concentration @spice ore Looks at this game

[mint adder]

What the hell is that?

[spice ore]

look at the game between u and me and its obvious waht ahppened

[spice ore]

yea

[slow shoal]

can u show me the rating rq i wanna see what it says i played as

[worthy schooner]

dead server

[slow shoal]

its obvious u took 3 mins on every move especially when ur king was in check

dude saw 23 moves ahead

[spice ore]

1100

[odd eagle]

+4 for black and +0.6 advantage for white ?!

[slow shoal]

what accurracy and what did u get

[spice ore]

look at piece activity

[spice ore]

piss low

[slow shoal]

1100 is ass it mustve been the blunder at the end had to sack rq

[odd eagle]

I know BUT I AM +4 MATERIAL

[spice ore]

84

[slow shoal]

is that what u got

[spice ore]

yes

[slow shoal]

what did i get

[spice ore]

75

[idle oracle]

your piece activity is nonexistent

[slow shoal]

bru

[slow shoal]

emma can u tell me who is winning

[spice ore]

bro this guy

[odd eagle]

White's piece activity is worth whole 4.6 advantage??

[idle oracle]

practically black is going to find it hard not to get checkmated

[slow shoal]

white or black here

[celest karma]

When you play E5 I take en passant because I think if I take the pawn in d6 is become a isolated pawn

[idle oracle]

your queen is going to get harassed and it seems hard to defend your king with all the lines open

[spice ore]

that was probably bad taht i took back with bishop

[idle oracle]

and your king is stuck in the center

[spice ore]

i shouldve taken with pawn

[odd eagle]

tell me what does white play

[slow shoal]

agree

[odd eagle]

to gain the whole thing back

[celest karma]

Yes that give me a good position but I lose the game anyway

[odd eagle]

THIS IS MORE INSANE THAN DANISH DOUBLE PAWN SACRIFICE

[slow shoal]

emma can we play another game

[idle oracle]

Ne5 Nd5

[slow shoal]

do 15 mins i have trouble with time

[idle oracle]

and you're going to have some issues

[latent crystal]

Hey yalllll

[odd eagle]

nUH

[slow shoal]

i think i truamatized emma

[latent crystal]

How is everyone

[odd eagle]

ur wrong

[spice ore]

bro traumatized no one

[odd eagle]

White's only move was Nxa7

[latent crystal]

I read that as traumatized trauma 😭

[slow shoal]

i did, i played very aggressive

[proper cedar]

Bro said he's best at rapid

[idle oracle]

you're not stockfish though

[slow shoal]

never said that i only said my rating there

[odd eagle]

That is why I don't understand and it seems like you don't understand it as well

[slow shoal]

but i can still destroy ur openings

[idle oracle]

practically

[celest karma]

Look at that I must work in final

[proper cedar]

Scroll up a lot you said your great at rapid

[slow shoal]

nope

[celest karma]

Bro just stop arguing

[proper cedar]

You did ☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️

[latent crystal]

Emma are you a pride pawn?

[odd eagle]

Someone needs to exlpain 😭

[celest karma]

You are 600 elo is ok so stop

[spice ore]

dude ur opening is bad

[slow shoal]

i can remember the move i made bar for bar with emma every 3 game

[odd eagle]

Im like 300 rapid 200 blitz and 100 bullet 😭

[slow shoal]

but what abt end game

[latent crystal]

😭

Wangsandy I believe in you

[spice ore]

i dont know because i premoved and let you promote

[celest karma]

You lose like a gm who play magnus 125 no lose game

[spice ore]

i didnt play u in an actual endgame

[slow shoal]

dawg i did a promotion with check and attacked ur piece disrupting ur mating ability

[odd eagle]

how do u have the 500-999 tag and 1200-1399 tag the same time

[odd eagle]

TY

[spice ore]

this guy isnt real

[latent crystal]

Two things at once fr

[slow shoal]

what does that even mean

[idle oracle]

i got my pride pawn

[latent crystal]

But but are U gay

[celest karma]

Is magnus prime

[latent crystal]

Cuz

[slow shoal]

like bro ur lucky ur not emma or i wouldnt have taken it easy on u

[crude solstice]

Maxi hi

[spice ore]

play me again

[odd eagle]

Someone called me pan when I am not so I threw away the pride pawn

[rain lantern]

What

[spice ore]

dont take it easy thsi tiem

[celest karma]

Let me destroy you after

[latent crystal]

Hey

[slow shoal]

at the end of the day my accuraccy was higher than u

[spice ore]

destroy me

[slow shoal]

my rating was higher

[spice ore]

75>84

[latent crystal]

How you doing lion?

[slow shoal]

everything was higher

[spice ore]

1100>2000

yes makes sense

[celest karma]

[latent crystal]

Fr

[slow shoal]

my accurracy was higher tho so

[crude solstice]

I'm doing sleepy

[spice ore]

75>84????

u good?????

[latent crystal]

Me too

[slow shoal]

bro u said u did 75

[spice ore]

no i did 84

[slow shoal]

send ss

i took it easy on u man

[pure flame]

Accuracy isnt the best metric in a sharp game 80+ can be a better game than a 95+ in a boring QQD

[celest karma]

Is better than that don't judge it

[rain lantern]

@small jungle whats yo lichess?

[slow shoal]

3 whole minutes to make a move and u gave a check with a bishop

[rain lantern]

blitz elo to be specific

[lucid knot]

finally reached 1k elo in blitz just now

[spice ore]

alright try against me then, play me again

[pure flame]

That looks ... colourful

[slow shoal]

im busy beating emma up rq

she plays like a girl

[celest karma]

Is a game when I was 1700

[latent crystal]

(except king needs a cross and bishop isn't done LMAO

[celest karma]

The opponent play the grob

[latent crystal]

Chess pieces, full set!

[pure flame]

I mean yesterday I almost threw a +6 position OTB, so yeah

[latent crystal]

oh right I forgot the knight too

[rocky copper]

will I get banned if I say i am homophobic?

[celest karma]

Maybe

[latent crystal]

Maybe

[latent crystal]

If you are then what's Ur reason

[spice ore]

thats a nice thing to say

[latent crystal]

Uh... No it isnt

[rocky copper]

i am not i'm just testing mod limits

[slow shoal]

at the end of the day a queen is gonna eat a rook and bishop cuz they cant protect each other simultaneously

[spice ore]

me when sarcasm

[patent patrol]

Yall robots beep boop gn

[slow shoal]

and if u gave hikaru the position hed premove on u

[latent crystal]

Me when pretend to be autistic

[spice ore]

??

[rocky copper]

don't forget to update

[latent crystal]

Kk

[spice ore]

are u good bro

i said thats a nice thing to say in a sarcastic way

[latent crystal]

Autistic people find social cues hard to notice

[slow shoal]

yes ggs man u almost won but my endgame too good

[spice ore]

oh i apologize

[slow shoal]

ggs

[latent crystal]

This is general knowledge 😭😭😭

[spice ore]

but i didnt pretend to be autisitc

[latent crystal]

Nah I'm not autistic tho

[spice ore]

oh

[latent crystal]

True but I at least know how to do it well tho

[slow shoal]

is that why u didnt get the hint she didnt want u

maybe if ur elo was higher

[latent crystal]

I don't want her lmao, I'm gay

[slow shoal]

ima exit this convo

[latent crystal]

What U only talk to girls U want 😭

[slow shoal]

respectfully

[rocky copper]

chat am I slick

[latent crystal]

Nah the bath needs a bath 😭

[latent crystal]

Nah

[proper cedar]

Dad get the power washer

[latent crystal]

U Got blue balls

[celest karma]

Yes shower is only one Time of the month

[latent crystal]

Cuz gumball is blue

[rocky copper]

didn't ask

[spice ore]

showering lowers elo

[rocky copper]

Ooooo

[latent crystal]

Hot showers do, cold don't fr

[proper cedar]

"Dad get the power washer" type stuff

[latent crystal]

Cuz cold showers wake U up and increase blood pressure to brain

[celest karma]

Where is the 600 elo guy he really accept his defeat?

[latent crystal]

Hot showers reduce blood pressure frrr

[proper cedar]

He left chat

[celest karma]

I see

[safe kraken]

just wanted to share this one where I was able to turn a drawn queen endgame with one extra pawn into a win. My king marched itself all the way into the opponents territory😂

https://www.chess.com/game/141190968152

[latent crystal]

Lmaooo

[proper cedar]

He's not so tuff now that he's off his phone

[celest karma]

The king

[latent crystal]

Still tuffer than a tuff golem

[spice ore]

his screen time ran out

[latent crystal]

Since the tuff golem never got added to Minecraft

[slow shoal]

queen vs rook and bishop who u choosin

[spice ore]

oh his parents gave him more screen time

[proper cedar]

Lol

[celest karma]

He wants time to think

[latent crystal]

KNOCKOUT

Ding ding dingggg

[void oasis]

White to move and checkmate in 12 moves 💀

[slow shoal]

coward thought i was away and talked smack lol

[slow shoal]

hes smart but but but.. took 3 minutes to give a check and then run back

[latent crystal]

There's no win in 1 fr

[void oasis]

That is why I did this: 💀

[proper cedar]

Bro you took 5 to move a single pawn

[slow shoal]

i thought dude was gonna do a sacr or sum he gave a bishop check then ran all the way back to 1st rank

[celest karma]

He a 2100 so he calculate everything

[rain lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-in-your-face-gif-10966157

[spice ore]

bro doesnt even see why i did that

[slow shoal]

he saw 23 moves ahead just to do a 'okay' move

[celest karma]

Is paranoia even me doing that

[latent crystal]

Ohhhh

[proper cedar]

Bro waited 5 minutes to move a pawn while this 2,100 elo calculated everything

[celest karma]

The ok move can be one of the best of the engine

[slow shoal]

dude saw the future and back just to go 'me see check, me check king, king move, me run back'

waste of a move for 3 mins

[void oasis]

Let me make it easier

[spice ore]

thank you mr grandmaster for your 2800 level insight

[void oasis]

Find mate in 12!!

[proper cedar]

Bro you took 5 minutes

[slow shoal]

while i rannnnnnnnnnn my pawn

[proper cedar]

FOR ONE PAWN

[slow shoal]

allll the way up

[celest karma]

Bro just stop and train yourself stop arguing I was like you always angry and don't like to lose I close and open new account just for the elo now I changed so you can too

[proper cedar]

5 MINUTES

[slow shoal]

that ONE PAWN SAVED MY LIFFFEEE

[celest karma]

@slow shoal

[proper cedar]

You took 5 minutes

[spice ore]

cus i premoved

[sudden roost]

I sent that so long ago

[slow shoal]

dont say its just a pawn bc that pawn was made a queen

[proper cedar]

To move it

God you low levels never learn anything do you

[slow shoal]

and id spend another 5 mins for that pawn again

[spice ore]

ye we dont

[rain nexus]

i don’t understand the point of thinking more than 10+ moves ahead unless in an endgame. you’re assuming they will play the best move every time, or will fall for something, meaning if they played an alternative move just as good ur plan dissolves and u just lost a chunk of time

[rain lantern]

Yeah but some goofy ahh pinged me

[latent crystal]

What are you, like 2300?

[sudden roost]

💔

[rain lantern]

And I saw that

[sudden roost]

🍎

[spice ore]

in some positions you have to

[proper cedar]

No I wish

[slow shoal]

exactly, i was busy typin in chat while doctor strange here saw every possiblity but gave a useless check

[oblique dagger]

Wtf is that

[celest karma]

I can't a can only think three or maybe four but not more

[slow shoal]

dude gave a check, then skiddadled back to first rank like his piece never developed

[oblique dagger]

W

[proper cedar]

He toyed with you bc he felt bad

[rain nexus]

honestly, i think that’s the best tactic for 97 percent of chess players

[celest karma]

You understand the game so well then do this puzzle for me

[slow shoal]

ahahahah he toyed with me but was in a losin position brainstorming

[rain nexus]

maybe at the higher levels

[night flame]

is this Qxb4 or some shit

[oblique dagger]

Holy french baguette player

[slow shoal]

who to play?

[void oasis]

It's FORCED mate in 12

[celest karma]

I'm positional player so tactics with ten move ahead or five is not for me

[celest karma]

White

[rain nexus]

“b-b-b-but the king get attacked…”

[sudden roost]

It’s an Apple

🍎

[oblique dagger]

Scary

[celest karma]

I'm not french is my second official language

[oblique dagger]

Im french

[rain nexus]

nvm sry I thought u said professional lol

[celest karma]

Good

[celest karma]

Yes strategically I'm good

[slow shoal]

if black queen h6 if white take the pawn

[rain nexus]

u ever seen forced mate in 25?

i haven’t

[spice ore]

Qf5?

[silk gorge]

@oblique dagger what's your pfp

[celest karma]

[spice ore]

if white to play

[silk gorge]

Gooner pfp bro sorry 🥀

[slow shoal]

"OH NOOOO king move, no attack. Me move bishop back" @spice ore

[spice ore]

mb gng my friend made me match

[celest karma]

Yes is white to play but is not that you need to do something before that I think

[silk gorge]

Friend?

[spice ore]

ye

[void oasis]

You must also consider the alternative moves, too. And calculating 10 moves ahead is usually pointless not because it takes time but because there are way too many variations in the middlegame

[silk gorge]

Friend and matching pfp

[spice ore]

its a dude

[silk gorge]

Are you a dude too

[spice ore]

bro we did it as a joke

[slow shoal]

grown ahh woman

[spice ore]

yes

[slow shoal]

grown ahh man named Anis

[silk gorge]

Sorry to be the first to tell you but you might be gay without knowing it

[simple acorn]

guys

[night flame]

are u sure the podition is right

[silk gorge]

Het hat boy 223

[spice ore]

im not gay bro

[void oasis]

Wtf??

[spice ore]

i think ik myself better than u

[simple acorn]

is nextchessmove.com safe to use on chess.com or not

[slow shoal]

u are

[rain nexus]

i like this response. so if someone says “I’ve thought about 7 moves ahead” it’s not just in a single theory but 7 moves as in total for each outcome?

[silk gorge]

Take it easy i'm joking

[void oasis]

discord life be like:

[slow shoal]

but u play very zzesty

[silk gorge]

Who's the other guy tho?

[spice ore]

says the guy who plays 1.Nf3

[spice ore]

my friedn from chess

irl

[slow shoal]

id be mad too if i studied openings everyday js to lose to a 600

dude spent 3 mins to give a useless check

while III RANNN MY PAWNN

[silk gorge]

He has a discord account or you wouldn't match PFP with him

[spice ore]

that wasnt even a check, it attacjed ur queen

[sudden roost]

apple

[proper cedar]

You spent 5 to move a useless pawn

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[spice ore]

yea discord

[slow shoal]

to make a QUEENNN that gives promotion check

[sudden roost]

🍎

[lone totem]

wassup chat

[silk gorge]

Is a bullet hater automatically a daily enjoyer?

[simple acorn]

guys

[rain nexus]

not my convo but d4xe5?

[sudden roost]

i guess so

[silk gorge]

Apple a day keeps doctors away

[simple acorn]

will anyone please teach me how to play chess 😭

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/airistotle-aristotle-gif-25413015

[slow shoal]

dude tickled my king, just a little check to scratch his balls

AHAHAHAH'

[spice ore]

i think Qf5 is more forced

[proper cedar]

I'd be mad if I was stuck on 600 elo as well as you dw

[sudden roost]

uhhh go d4

[simple acorn]

pls DM me if anyone wanna teach me playing chess

[spice ore]

it wasnt even a check

[silk gorge]

8.5/10

[simple acorn]

i wanna learn

[lone totem]

bro thinks i ever used the GM tag

[sudden roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pqd7UFWr7M

[slow shoal]

lol who says im stuck

[sudden roost]

boom

[simple acorn]

bruh

[rain lantern]

I never said its you

[lone totem]

oh wait actually i know who that is

[simple acorn]

im not joking

[void oasis]

Usually, when someone says he calculated "7 moves ahead", he means he calculated one line 7 moves deep.

But what I think is better is calculating 20 moves ahead in total for the best move and other alternatives. This is much easier than calculating 20 moves deep into one line.

[lone totem]

😭

[rain lantern]

Who do you think it is?

[slow shoal]

i just started playing chess today bro wym

[sudden roost]

im not either its a good video

[proper cedar]

You never left 600 elo

[lone totem]

anitta

ye it invis

[open heron]

imagine hating b ullet

[rain nexus]

forced>tempo + development and open file? idk im pretty 5050 on both

[simple acorn]

bro im not that bad

[silk gorge]

@sudden roost sorry apple but @knotty radish is better

[slow shoal]

yes i just started playing today

[simple acorn]

he is telling me how do i move ☠️

[celest karma]

Sorry I give a another

[rain lantern]

Ah yes, Anitta is gonna dm me
"I WANNA BE FCKING UNMUTE DSJFDKAD"

[lone totem]

its invis bro

[proper cedar]

You start out with 1,200 elo ☠️

[simple acorn]

@sudden roost do you wanan teach me or not, bye then if not, if yes then dm

[slow shoal]

huh wym

[rain lantern]

Close

[spice ore]

Qf5 attacjs rook and checkmate

[slow shoal]

no u dont

[lone totem]

wait what
uhhh

[spice ore]

dxe5 attacjs bishop thats it

[simple acorn]

hey guys pls dm me i wanna learn playing chess like pros

[rain lantern]

But not invis

[lone totem]

no idea now

[slow shoal]

at the end of the day

[rain lantern]

Starts with m and has the most brainrotted openings

[sudden roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aavP_NnrXS8 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IlJ3v8I4Z8

[slow shoal]

its night

[spice ore]

no its it

[simple acorn]

bruh

[lone totem]

manter i just guessed that

[rain nexus]

ahh gotcha. thx for the explanation

[sudden roost]

boom

[night flame]

I hoight you start agt 1699

[silk gorge]

Who is this women?

[slow shoal]

vd should sit down and watch

[spice ore]

as a beginner youtube is a great place to start

[rain lantern]

Omg its the overrated NM

[slow shoal]

maybe hed learn to stop a pawn promotion

[lone totem]

orange name jumpscare

[sudden roost]

botez

[proper cedar]

Hikaru is 1st place in blitz

[fluid ridge]

kinda gambit good

[rain nexus]

quote on ur profile goes so hard too @void oasis

[silk gorge]

Stop with the booms you're not even top 5 fruits oat 🥀

[silk gorge]

No !!

[patent patrol]

This new one is the consequence of the one we’ve just been through

[sudden roost]

apples are superior

[slow shoal]

the indominable spirit of a pawn bro. They know theyre gonna die, but they know the only way to win is to be sacrificed

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[silk gorge]

My grandma can't eat them

[patent patrol]

U know that song

[sudden roost]

banapple

[rain lantern]

Apples are NOT top 5
they are top 4

[night flame]

these puzzles easy tbh

[patent patrol]

One note samba

[sudden roost]

why

[lone totem]

oh it was a song nope 😭

[silk gorge]

BUT SHE CAN EAT APPLES

[sudden roost]

everyone allergic to apples these days

[void oasis]

I gotta add, if you're talking about endgames tho, you pretty much must think 10 moves ahead since 1 "non-best" move can lose the entire game (ESPECIALLY in king & pawn endgames)

[celest karma]

Can someone solve it he takes me 4 mn12

[night flame]

Rxf6

[patent patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/54DTLQMjyF60TY8b4jkKRa?si=Skof7EQlRWO3KBKfTsy8Cg

[celest karma]

💀

[silk gorge]

Aren't discord mods allergic to appels? They grow on grass

[rain nexus]

yeah that makes sense. the position is more simplified so u can think ahead more

[lone totem]

apples are def top 5
1 : Mango
2 : Dragonfruit
3 : Banana
4 : Grape
5 : Apple

[fierce eagle]

Can y'all recommend me some videos for the end game

[night flame]

every experienced player will see it in less than 5 secs lmao

[lone totem]

one could argue watermelon > apple

[silk gorge]

Dragonfruit overrated

[lone totem]

naw i could eat 10 of them

[silk gorge]

Grap so good

[fierce eagle]

Hot take:Grape would be 1 without the annoying seeds

[sudden roost]

no discord mods are not allergic to appels

and no they do not grow on grass

[celest karma]

I see you are a tilted player so this explic this

[oblique dagger]

Furry

[sudden roost]

and im pretty sure u meant apples 🤓

[fluid ridge]

weirdo bro, gr*pe isn’t okay bro…

[silk gorge]

Discord mods are allergic to grass

[rain nexus]

i like to think of endgames like a math equation. with reserving the right squares for a passed pawn in hand with material

[rain lantern]

Here are my top 5

1. watermelon
2. grapes
3. dragonfruit
4. Apple
5. Mango
   Dishonorable mentions: Banana

[void oasis]

Thanks, I got it from Magnus Carlsen and added a little bit to it 😅

[silk gorge]

Yeah typo 🥀

[lone totem]

fair enough
apples too hard for me

[sudden roost]

apples mentioned

[lone bison]

hello

[lone totem]

i like my fruits fruity

[fierce eagle]

Wild

[sudden roost]

awesome

[fluid ridge]

you think that’s a wild take? smh

[rain lantern]

Grapes have seeds?

[fierce eagle]

Yeah???

[rain lantern]

What???

[sudden roost]

my bughouse teammates

[sudden roost]

how else do they grow

[lone totem]

for context, mindeno grows genetically modified unfertile grapes without seeds in her garden

[fierce eagle]

Brotha what typa grapes do you eat

[fluid ridge]

we have played together?

[sudden roost]

💔

[void oasis]

Yes. I personally find king & pawn endgames the hardest

[rain nexus]

rlly? like real coaching or a vid? lol I’ll be honest CHESS COACHING DOESNT WORK for me. unless 1 on 1. i just make every mistake and learn from them till there are no more mistakes left to make lol

[smoky sinew]

HI

[sudden roost]

hi aman_07940

[rustic patrol]

Hi chat

[lone totem]

im the bughouse teammate you talkin bout 😭 im like 100 elo bh

[rain lantern]

Either I probably just swallowed the grape seeds or my grapes lowkey built different

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/electric-fan-wind-turn-hot-fan-gif-4860088

[sudden roost]

ur awesome ur pro

[fluid ridge]

yes, me 2300

[silk gorge]

1. Dates
2. Clementines
3. Watermelon 🍉
4. Bananas 🍌
5. Apples 🍎

[sudden roost]

apples

[smoky sinew]

what lol, what does it supposed to mean

[sudden roost]

what is a date

[fluid ridge]

you’re a fan

[void oasis]

Magnus never chess coaches. Just heard him say it while playing an online blitz game

[rain lantern]

Dates

[smoky sinew]

Yes

[patent patrol]

I like blueberries

[fluid ridge]

average discord mod question

[lone totem]

dates? DATES? ew

[buoyant warren]

wheres mangoes

[patent patrol]

Mmmm blueberries

[rain nexus]

openings are my weak side. endgames are more comfortable for me. i guess it’s i like just having all the pieces gone and able to focus on the rooks n pawns

[sudden roost]

js say mandarin

[void oasis]

What works for one guy may not work for another

[fluid ridge]

yes

[smoky sinew]

I can eat any fruits

[celest karma]

And his app magnus trainer who he sell?

[lone totem]

dates tingle all the bad parts of the sweet spot

[patent patrol]

I’d put it at uhhhhhh six or seven 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rain nexus]

preach 🔥

[buoyant warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389696933962059941/1398525161027797073/image0.gif

[void oasis]

He never chess coaches directly in a serious manner.

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/taylen-kinney-6-7-67-six-seven-doot-doot-gif-14312959711459626479

[pure flame]

Idk, naroditsky videos helped me from 1800 online to 2000

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

[night flame]

just play with yoursekf bro 😭

[celest karma]

[void oasis]

So you dont have a strong opening repertoire?

[silk gorge]

It's sugar 🥀

[rain nexus]

ill make sure to look into it when im 1800 haha

[pure flame]

Wdym he had multiple coaches for sure 🤣

[rain lantern]

Even people who dont know how to speak english speak better than him

[lone totem]

isnt every food in the world sugar 💀

[silk gorge]

You know what dates are?

[celest karma]

My English is bad bro

[silk gorge]

No it isn't

[rain lantern]

Does salt have sugar?

[void oasis]

I meant he doesn't COACH CHESS TO PEOPLE himself.

[void oasis]

I didn't mean he never had chess coaches

[rain nexus]

not rlly. just a normal e4 player. i find it hard to focus on controlling the center and then switching to the middle game and finding threats

[fluid ridge]

hmm

[void oasis]

I meant he never does chess coaching and a career

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[fluid ridge]

that’s not me

[sudden roost]

HELP

[rain lantern]

Can you eat salt?

[silk gorge]

Funniest mod

[fierce eagle]

Accidental brilliant (I didn't see that the knight was hanging)

[balmy python]

ja the penguin

[pure flame]

I mean yeah, why would he. He has enough money + doesnt like to

If you offer him a lot a lot any1 can be enticed though. I suppose for Magnus that would be +- 10k an hour maybe

[lone totem]

yeah those fake-sweet thingies that just taste eugh

[rain lantern]

If its edible, it is food

[spice ore]

all food hasglucose as far as i remember

[rain nexus]

Rusty1233

[sudden roost]

are we actually srs

[fierce eagle]

A wall is a food?

[silk gorge]

You never had good ones then

[spice ore]

which is pretty mcuh sugar

[lone totem]

aint carbohydrate a sugar

[rain nexus]

don’t wear it out 😎

[rain lantern]

Can you eat a wall?

[silk gorge]

A good date taste better than honey

[lone totem]

like a chicken wing from kfc has sugar

[spice ore]

bread taste better than key

[celest karma]

Intuition

[lone totem]

ye we dont have regional dates ig