💬〡chess-talk

[hexed oracle]

ik but just by touching the piece it helps me think

[broken arch]

WE HITTING 2000 ON MY GRANDPA CHAT

[hexed oracle]

what

[slow shoal]

fr i was stuck at 500

dude mated me in 5 moves

[honest copper]

i js hit 3k followers on tiktok chat

[broken arch]

tiktok lol

[patent patrol]

Helll yuh

Ur growing man

[viral maple]

good luck

[viral maple]

dm ur tt lemme see it

[broken arch]

coach me gang

[hexed oracle]

more people than on a channel where i post short films xD just reached 800 views recently ova

[broken arch]

what do i need to do

[patent patrol]

Are u still just uploading videos of games against high rated players?

[viral maple]

are u playing rn

[broken arch]

im 100 points away

[patent patrol]

Start sharing them with the world twin

[broken arch]

not mid match lol

[viral maple]

damn thought u were 1 game away

[broken arch]

lmfao coaching mid game

[hexed oracle]

they in romanian tho i made English sub

[viral maple]

i just wanna watch u lose

[broken arch]

i already hit it in bullet before tho

[viral maple]

1886 bullet crazy falloff

[broken arch]

ikr

[idle oracle]

people having bullet rating higher than their blitz or rapid is crazy to me

[broken arch]

ikr

[idle oracle]

im like 200 points weaker in bullet

[broken arch]

sped

[viral maple]

2/9 in last 9 bullet games

[broken arch]

i mean speed

[viral maple]

wrap it up

[broken arch]

little cousin playing

[viral maple]

work on that intuition

[broken arch]

on my grandpa

[viral maple]

your grandpa must not mean anything to you

[slow shoal]

BROOOO STOP TAKLING ALL MY PIECESSSSS

I HAVE NOTHING LEFT

TSSOPPP TAKING MY PIECES

StOP PROMOTING UI ALR HAVE MATE

[idle oracle]

you ok?

[slow shoal]

U DONT NEED 4 QUEENS

[broken arch]

indians premoved bg4 against e4

[idle oracle]

my intuition causes me to blunder usually

[broken arch]

back to back

[slow shoal]

yes wby

[viral egret]

Just resign lol. People do that stuff to troll people who don’t resign

[viral maple]

then u def have to work on it

[idle oracle]

😔 😔

[broken arch]

1v1 me bullet rn

[hexed oracle]

i usually make 4 knights

[broken arch]

https://lichess.org/8YRG5wMi

crash

[viral maple]

lichess bullet is devious

[broken arch]

ik

[rich sapphire]

What happened to you

[viral maple]

i accepted

[hexed oracle]

holy shit my throat is having cramps

man it hurts

[viral egret]

Are you ok?

[hexed oracle]

ye a muscle cramped

[broken arch]

tweaking

[viral egret]

Ah

[hexed oracle]

happens sometimes

[broken arch]

im actually trash tf

[viral maple]

i hung my bishop btw

in case u didnt see when i played Bg5

[broken arch]

hold on warmup game

[hexed oracle]

my lip is twitching for some reason tho

[broken arch]

https://lichess.org/N21VJwKp

[rich sapphire]

When was the last time you slept

[idle oracle]

don’t get lefong’d

[hexed oracle]

uh 30h ago

[rich sapphire]

That would be your answer

[idle oracle]

coffee or sleep

I’ve 48hrd for exams

[rich sapphire]

In his case probably both

[hexed oracle]

2l of pepsi

[rich sapphire]

How 😭

[idle oracle]

I fw that

[idle oracle]

coffee

Tim hortons large ice coffee

[rich sapphire]

Pepsi don't give your muscle twitching

[slow shoal]

hes a grown ahh 2500 elo but he promoting the knights and bishop like its a videogame like its reviving

dude had mate in 1 about 5 ways

[hexed oracle]

drinked between 9-10pm and rn it's 3:29am

[rich sapphire]

I'm on hour 16 and coffee isn't saving me

I'm barely awake

[hexed oracle]

also had another 500ml like 12-16h ago

[rich sapphire]

My last coffee was an hour ago

[idle oracle]

I built up endurance tilt queueing league of legends all night between d2-masters

[rich sapphire]

[hexed oracle]

usually i drink dark coffebwhen i drink if i drink

[rich sapphire]

Oh no not league

[hexed oracle]

no sugar no nothing

[rich sapphire]

Anything but league

[hexed oracle]

as black as my life

[tranquil basin]

Good morning y’all

[rich sapphire]

Worst part is I have to stay awake for another 12 hours

[hexed oracle]

g'morning jkao what's the tine at ur place?

[tranquil basin]

8:30

Game starts in 30

[slow shoal]

grown ahh man btw

[hexed oracle]

nice 3:31 here

[tranquil basin]

I have huge line prepared against him

[mortal bronze]

good morning. good luck for your last round

[tranquil basin]

Gonna be my last game with him in a while

[slow shoal]

@idle oracle idk why i feel like u have axniety

[mortal bronze]

starts in 30 mins right?

[rich sapphire]

There's a resign button. You know, the one with the flag

[tranquil basin]

Yeah

He’s like my best bro

[mortal bronze]

@slow shoal gg

[slow shoal]

oh fr??

[tranquil basin]

No way I have to play my best bro for 2nd place

[mortal bronze]

ohhhh

[rich sapphire]

Yeah you should check it out

It ends the game

[slow shoal]

alr u can show me in the next game

[hexed oracle]

had to beat my friend to get #1 once went full nuclear on him

[rich sapphire]

I'll show you on a screenshot

Oh wait, you can't send anything here.

[mortal bronze]

you need to winnnn

[rich sapphire]

[mortal bronze]

get that fm title

[viral egret]

Cute puzzle I had today :3

[idle oracle]

im sorry?

[viral egret]

That’s kinda rude, and frankly none of your business

[mortal bronze]

is it ||rxe6||?

[viral egret]

Ye

[slow shoal]

i feel like ur quiet but have anxiety and one of those ppl ngl

[slow shoal]

white knight over here

[idle oracle]

why do you feel the need to psychoanalyze me

[slow shoal]

idk what that means emma

[viral egret]

What does “one of those people” mean

You’re being a creep ngl

[mortal bronze]

did you go for it?

[slow shoal]

a specific group of people

[slow shoal]

how

[viral egret]

Ofc, I see an easy winning endgame and I go for it

[broken arch]

THATS ALL

[viral maple]

im too slow

[mortal bronze]

nice

[viral maple]

damnn

[viral egret]

Because it’s none of your business.

[broken arch]

I NEEDED 1 WIN

[viral maple]

good games

[broken arch]

yeha

[slow shoal]

so how come u got in my buisness

[mortal bronze]

interesting bio

[broken arch]

u crushed me in the opening with the pawns i feel like every time

[viral egret]

Because you’re being a creep and that needs to be called out. Just leave her alone. It’s not that complicated

[viral maple]

i play the same opening every time

so i just know how to play off it

[broken arch]

like u got d5 e5 when i played that bishop h6

[hexed oracle]

If you keep throwing shit at a wall it will stick at a point in time so if you keep playing chess you may improve at a point in time

[slow shoal]

"exuse me miss is this guy bothering you?"

[tranquil basin]

Yeah lmao

[broken arch]

otherwise i wouldve gotten forked

[viral egret]

Someone with the emotional intelligence of a potato can tell she didn’t appreciate being asked if she had anxiety

[viral maple]

i was demolishing you with those forks

[broken arch]

i think i shouldve developed way differently

[mortal bronze]

are you white or black?

[viral maple]

feel like every game u got forked

[broken arch]

lmfoa

[tranquil basin]

Facts I’m gonna nuke him in prep

[mortal bronze]

ngl i missed your last 2 games

[tranquil basin]

Cause both of us know each others openings like the back of our hand

[hexed oracle]

@tranquil basin wise words right?

[broken arch]

we dont talk about that

[slow shoal]

but she took my rook in the end game so i had to trash talk

[tranquil basin]

Cause we have like 30 games with each other otb and more in practice

[broken arch]

I NEEDED 1 game

[mortal bronze]

where has that girl been that commentates on your games?

[slow shoal]

i didnt appriciate that

[viral maple]

ur def better than 1800/200 bullet tho

[slow shoal]

but she did it anyways

[tranquil basin]

White

[viral maple]

too fast for me

[broken arch]

whats your bullet

[mortal bronze]

she's the one who reminds us when you are playing

[viral maple]

like 2200

[mortal bronze]

oooh nice

[slow shoal]

she also took my queen and didnt give me a take back

[viral egret]

No you didn’t

[tranquil basin]

My preparation literally starts at like move 14

[broken arch]

i was playing wiht mouse tho

[tranquil basin]

And ends at move 30

[viral maple]

i ruined my perfect rating a few min ago

[viral egret]

Move 14 tabiya

[viral maple]

same im just slow

[tranquil basin]

Checking all the plan, I will just crush him

[mortal bronze]

you played on lichess?

[slow shoal]

no

[broken arch]

nah technically 2200 should beat my rating this many times like the ratio is okay

[waxen wraith]

discovering take backs are a thing is crazy i thought it was a playground rumor

[mortal bronze]

how would she give you a takeback on cc?

[broken arch]

also my main thing is speed in bullet so

[slow shoal]

by letting me capture her queen

[hexed oracle]

u are prepared for anything that would happen in first 14 moves?

[idle oracle]

[waxen wraith]

what prep

[mortal bronze]

😭

[viral maple]

im prob a closer to 2300 than 2200 but it's abt the same

[tranquil basin]

In a specific line

[broken arch]

if i have a slightly worse connection im trash

[hexed oracle]

oh k

[waxen wraith]

also any chess coders in chat i'm doing something cool

[viral egret]

Bro watched a pick up artist on kick and thought he could rizz up a girl on discord by being a creep

[broken arch]

whats your chesscom

[viral maple]

whole point of bullet

[slow shoal]

idk why ur like this but ok

[viral maple]

plisyolked i dont play on it anymore tho

[slow shoal]

huh? who uses kick dude

[idle oracle]

why are you projecting

[slow shoal]

also emma is way older than me

she could be my mom

[waxen wraith]

emma is my mom

[hexed oracle]

bro 🥀 🥀

[idle oracle]

sobbing

[viral maple]

pack it up man

[waxen wraith]

wtf

[waxen wraith]

its true

[viral egret]

Chess players: “I wish more girls would play chess”
Also chess players:

[slow shoal]

@viral egret why dont u get this guy

[waxen wraith]

i could adopt him

[slow shoal]

i just started playing chess today

[odd canyon]

Hi guys

[rocky copper]

brr brr patapim

[odd canyon]

This is the best server ever

[slow shoal]

looks like people are only creeps when its convinient to impress a crowd

[slow shoal]

lol

[odd canyon]

True

[broken arch]

who that boy who him is

[hexed oracle]

nahh

[broken arch]

who that boy who him is

[odd canyon]

But usually the crowd is good here

[waxen wraith]

for the record emma is not my mom

[slow shoal]

i did, i just watched alot of gothamn chess

and botez

i never actually played til today

[hexed oracle]

u never played before chess before today?

how tf

[waxen wraith]

tec9 was crazy

[slow shoal]

nope i just remembered what gotham chess did

im still workin on openings tho

[odd canyon]

Watch daniel naroditsky

[slow shoal]

@idle oracle can we play 1 more

[viral egret]

Opening principles > opening lines

LOL

[broken arch]

daniel naroditsky type beat

yo check yo check me out

[waxen wraith]

defenitely lmao

[slow shoal]

i wanted to destroy emmas openings but shes too good

she didnt let me

[hexed oracle]

i just learn the structure of it then everything is easy

[slow shoal]

can we play a game rq

[waxen wraith]

i keep finding new ways of dying to wayward queen attacks

[broken arch]

i cant bruh

[waxen wraith]

fs one sec im getting a link

[slow shoal]

alr

my user: Cidlive

[waxen wraith]

https://link.chess.com/play/Dej6d0

click

[slow shoal]

1 sec it made me play someone random

[waxen wraith]

dude its glitched

[nimble arch]

"but screw that were gonna do it anyway 🔥 "

[hexed oracle]

y'all I'ma try to sleep

[tranquil basin]

Wish me luck guys

[waxen wraith]

why

[tranquil basin]

Same link as usual

[waxen wraith]

why

[viral egret]

Good luck

[hexed oracle]

it's 3:48 am and my body is tweaking cuz no sleep 30h

[waxen wraith]

30 hr and trying

[quasi nova]

What's your score rn

[waxen wraith]

i'd be like a sandbag

[tranquil basin]

6/8

[mortal bronze]

already did. but good luck again.

[tranquil basin]

Made 2 draws in better positions and lost totally winning Fck

[quasi nova]

Damn bro that's crazy. How many rounds are there

[tranquil basin]

This is last

[quasi nova]

If you win are you still able to get a norm

[tranquil basin]

Winner gets 2nd

[tranquil basin]

Nah, realized it’s 1st equal which makes FM

[viral egret]

Go eep

Eep is good for growing ducks

[tranquil basin]

It’s fine I’ll get FM the legit way

I think I’m playing at 2200+ strength now

[quasi nova]

On that grind

[tranquil basin]

When I don’t blitz that is

[quasi nova]

I mean your on 6/8 so yeah probably

[tranquil basin]

Alr cya guys

[quasi nova]

Ight cya, ill check in on your game between my classes

[blazing shale]

Did you win 5, draw 2 and lose one or won 6 and lost 2?

[quasi nova]

Won 5, Draw 2, lost 2 I'm pretty sure

[blazing shale]

That doesn't add up to 8 games

Did you mean lost 1?

[quasi nova]

A draw is half a point so 2 draws is 1 point. 5 wins + 1 from 2 draws = 6 points

[limpid viper]

ye thats 6/9 bro

[blazing shale]

Yes, but he only played 8 games

[rich sapphire]

He should be rapping about how much he loves kids

[quasi nova]

Oh shi my bad the ultra tism is going insane

Forgor that rounds exist

Just woke up leave me alone 💔

[slow shoal]

BROOOO

i didnt know i was playin uuu

i thought it was some scrub then i opended chat and got nervous

wth

[waxen wraith]

waa wa

[blazing shale]

Naroditsky?

[waxen wraith]

hahahah

[rich sapphire]

Yeah, king's indian defenses

[slow shoal]

bro white to play make a move

[rich sapphire]

He loves that opening

[blazing shale]

Okay, makes sense. I was scared for a second

[waxen wraith]

that trap there was by accident if u didn't take i could've lost

[rich sapphire]

I had an aneurysm watching that game for two minutes

[waxen wraith]

what about your elo

[rich sapphire]

What about it?

Honestly if I play with the level of sleepiness I'm experiencing I'd play as worse

Bxc3

[waxen wraith]

i just woke up like three hours ago

summer schedule in full effect

[waxen wraith]

real

[rich sapphire]

No way you premoved Ng3 😭

[waxen wraith]

lmao

i swear i didn't expect that to happen

[rich sapphire]

Qd2

Nevermind, black makes you look like a genius

[waxen wraith]

how is qd2 blunder

[rich sapphire]

It does absolutely nothing

[waxen wraith]

activate diagonal

[broken arch]

always that one guy bruh

[waxen wraith]

else how else compensate black bishop

[patent patrol]

anyone wanna play im faded

liek the white people say im faded - duwap kaine

[rich sapphire]

Bro could've just taken c5 😭

[waxen wraith]

so many turns ago and i sacrificed that pawn for development

[rich sapphire]

No I'm talking about now when you didn't take c5

[waxen wraith]

wdym

[rich sapphire]

It's okay just play the game right now

[sullen canyon]

im a banana 😄

[waxen wraith]

oh crapp

[sullen canyon]

i hate discords auto emoji thing

so much

[patent patrol]

turn it off :D

[sullen canyon]

OH YOU CAN

[patent patrol]

;-;

[kindred crypt]

the yapper's back

[sullen canyon]

stfu

lemme test if that worked

😄

it didn't

[mortal bronze]

use \ before your emotes

[sullen canyon]

oh

/:D

[mortal bronze]

wrong one

[sullen canyon]

WROMG SLASH

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[sullen canyon]

:D

[mortal bronze]

great

[sullen canyon]

YES

[limpid viper]

😄 > :D

[broken arch]

moms spaghetto gelato

[mortal bronze]

disagree

[limpid viper]

the emojis are just better

[broken arch]

imagine if he was fcking italian

[sullen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-skeleton-puppet-gif-6114807

[slow shoal]

wym trap

[broken arch]

like mama spaghetti yo

[slow shoal]

i knew i missed something idk what tho

[kindred crypt]

ive got my eye on you

<@&745328830649991179> telling people to harm themselves

[slow shoal]

what trap? also u play alot btter than a 500

[sullen canyon]

snitch

[limpid viper]

💀

[rich sapphire]

What in holy heavens is f6 and e5

[kindred crypt]

say yes to chess. say yes to blitz

[rich sapphire]

You tell em Dahlia

[fluid ridge]

french

[runic rain]

no

[sullen canyon]

wtf is that opening

[rich sapphire]

[slow shoal]

which moves again

[rich sapphire]

Your second and third moves

[slow shoal]

when i checked his king i knew i shouldve done smt else than take the rook

[rich sapphire]

Of the opening

Did you think you were playing a caro kann?

[runic rain]

Its a blunder

[slow shoal]

just wanted to lock the center, he plays good for a 500 ngl

can u show me the game review

[rich sapphire]

There are better ways to lock the center

[runic rain]

If you have a knight on f3 you can just take the pawn on e5

[slow shoal]

he also said he trapped himself what does he mean? like i knew he did a mistake when he moved the night i shouldve capitalized better

[rich sapphire]

Yeah but white allowed it playing some Nc3 b3 set up with f4 and e4

[slow shoal]

but i also knew i was 1 wrong move away from getting mated

[runic rain]

😭

[rich sapphire]

What I can say is taking on c3 was a mistake, you could've just taken the e4 pawn

And you would've been comfortable there

The E file open and the white king 3 moves from castling, black was going to take over the game

Then you took the bishop and the knight took and defended the E pawn and you had nothing

Also don't push pawns in front of your king

B5 hung a pawn two different ways

Your best chance against Rc1 was probably Kb8 and Ka8

C5 just blew everything out of proportion

[kindred crypt]

no active mod?

[slow shoal]

yeah i didnt see the bishop i wanted the knight to take to stop gaurding

[rocky copper]

i am mod now

[slow shoal]

shouldve done c6 over c5 tbh

[rocky copper]

u MUTED

[rocky copper]

u BANNED

[rich sapphire]

Just don't push pawns in front of your king

[rocky copper]

u BANNED TOO

[kindred crypt]

youre not a mod here

[rich sapphire]

King safety matters more than moving around horses

[rocky copper]

just lemme dream bruv

[rich sapphire]

Dahlia, ban the mod pretenders

[kindred crypt]

ping me when theres a real mod in chat

[proven wave]

Yes? You want any help?

Let me know 🙂

[slow shoal]

yeah, he def blundered when he moved the knight tbh i js didnt know how to captitalize so i took the rook for the bishop

[rocky copper]

leg me know

[patent patrol]

who wants to play chess

[kindred crypt]

please join study lounge 1 a 2K helping in rated game

[slow shoal]

i missed a mate in 6

i knew there was but idk if i couldve figured it out

wouldve ended up blunderin

can u show me the game review rq

[mortal bronze]

why is the vc locked for me?

discrimination

[rich sapphire]

You had Qd3 after Kh3 just winning the rook with Rxb1

You can't let the other rook infiltrate

That's why you lost

[kindred crypt]

@proven wave he moved to chess streaming 1

that was zen btw

[rich sapphire]

Easier was just taking the rook immediately with Rxb1 and Qd3 fork on the king and took rook

[dark sundial]

Hey

[slow shoal]

yeah after the check i couldve taken his rook and won but oof, is he fr 500 rated tho

[slow shoal]

dahlia lets play a game

[rich sapphire]

He played like his rating

[pale pollen]

[pale pollen]

Why?

[slow shoal]

cuz shes a gm

[dull blaze]

i've gone 12/12 today in blitz

[kindred crypt]

tomorrow maybe we can do 3 | 1

[dull blaze]

i'm the goat

[pale pollen]

She is not a GM she is like 1500

[slow shoal]

lol

[slow shoal]

can u play me

[rich sapphire]

1500 is generous

[kindred crypt]

i am a GM to their eyes, samuel

[pale pollen]

No sorry, I need to study some openings and beat some random dudes on chess.com after

[rich sapphire]

Yes, a grand mother

[pale pollen]

Then I’m super GM lol

[dull blaze]

what openings are u studying

[broken arch]

twan

twan

[pale pollen]

Well like 1.nf3, 1.nc6… 1.nc6 is bad but I need to know what to do against

[slow shoal]

studying a game is crazy

[broken arch]

bruh im the real samuel tf

[kindred crypt]

w game

[rocky copper]

check dms

[pale pollen]

Masters are doing the same

[dull blaze]

well since you're a 1nf3 player just go d4 and transpose into a chigorin

[kindred crypt]

i saw

[pale pollen]

Samuka

[kindred crypt]

mbmb mods

[rocky copper]

alr

[broken arch]

playing d5 many moves late

[kindred crypt]

sorry

[kindred crypt]

lol it still worked

[pale pollen]

Yes I do 2.d4 but I need to check lines to take the advantage

[dull blaze]

ur a bb5 4n player?

[kindred crypt]

yep

[broken arch]

winawer defense wtf is that twan plus 1

praying hands

[pale pollen]

You play the French defence too?

[dull blaze]

lol

[broken arch]

no

[dull blaze]

practically its fine

[broken arch]

i play AGAINST the french

[dull blaze]

even if the engine doesnt like it

[pale pollen]

Sad

[pale pollen]

lol

[dull blaze]

unfortunately i play nc6 in the winawer which is essentially refuted

but im too lazy to learn anything else

[broken arch]

1v1 me french defense blitz rn

[dull blaze]

me or him

okay let me play a rapid and blitz game at the same time

[pale pollen]

I don’t play the winaver

• studying chess now

[broken arch]

nvm

[pale pollen]

Ok so I saw that after 1.nc6 I was going wild thinking I had a good advantage but actually against the e6 line (nf3, nc6, d4, d5, c4, e6) black is just a bit worse since it’s only +0.4 for white

[proven wave]

No lichess links pls

[pale pollen]

[night dagger]

any d4 player wanna play some kings indian practise games with white?

[pale pollen]

No but actually I’m going to study what to do against it

[dull blaze]

gg whoever sent that lichess link

[pale pollen]

[broken arch]

rematch

rematch

[dull blaze]

did i play u

[pale pollen]

Yes

[broken arch]

https://lichess.org/mnI0zqbH

[pale pollen]

No lichess link you cooked

[dull blaze]

hold on i needa finish my rapid game first

[slow shoal]

YOOOO

who wanna play a game rq

[kindred crypt]

YOOOOOOO

not me 😦

[pale pollen]

Yooo not me too

[dull blaze]

ok i lost cause im the goat

[slow shoal]

who even r u

[kindred crypt]

who even r u

[pale pollen]

What’s your elo btw

[kindred crypt]

ong

[dull blaze]

why am i so ass at this game

wtf

[kindred crypt]

elo?

[dull blaze]

like 2

[fleet dove]

Same

[kindred crypt]

my elo is 1

[dull blaze]

i just lost to the caro i might cry

[kindred crypt]

im better

[fleet dove]

Hmm been there

[dull blaze]

how am i supposed to get good at this game when im losing to the worst possible move 1

[slow shoal]

600\

[kindred crypt]

alr then dont ask who even r u

[slow shoal]

bru this guy

[crude solstice]

Scandi is worse

[fleet dove]

Well let’s not get too hasty, 1…e6 exists

[dull blaze]

get a load of this guy

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/why-i-oughta-punch-meme-fight-meme-windmill-arms-gif-7998042252290317616

[pale pollen]

Damn

[dull blaze]

objectively yes in practice I score worse against it

[dull blaze]

id rather play the caro than the french tho

[pale pollen]

Mine is 0 so I’m better

[dull blaze]

at least i dont risk losing

[kindred crypt]

oh ):

[pale pollen]

You need to play yolo

[pale pollen]

lol

[pale pollen]

*if possible, this rule doesn’t play in some positions

[mortal bronze]

zen you are the guy that wanted me to play hand and brains with you

[pale pollen]

No

[dull blaze]

what

[fleet dove]

What do you play against the caro/french

[pale pollen]

Yolo means you attack

[dull blaze]

isnt that the rapper who died in a drunken car accident

[mortal bronze]

but i couldn't because this is a cruel server than discriminats between people

[fleet dove]

In the tarrasch white will never lose

[mortal bronze]

yes?

[dull blaze]

a lot of stuff

usually panov/2 knights and advance against the french

[pale pollen]

Which Tarrash?

[dull blaze]

like any french tarrasch basically

[fleet dove]

Oh that’s probably why lol bro plays the panov

2 knights I think is actually very good against caro

So I like that choice

[rain shuttle]

is it just me or are chess.com puzzles real easy

[fleet dove]

Panov tho bro’s asking for à draw

[dull blaze]

panov is high test

[dull blaze]

eh

only in the nf6 nc6 mainline

i can still get away with the grischuk piece sac

[fleet dove]

All of them

[fleet dove]

I’m unaware of this line actually

[pale pollen]

Ok I was confuse since there is one against the queen’s gambit too

[pale pollen]

lol

[fleet dove]

There’s a tarrasch variation in like 1/3 openings lol

[pale pollen]

Lol

[dull blaze]

like e4 c6 d4 d5 exd5 cxd5 c4 nf6 nc3 nc6 nf3 bg4 cxd5 nd5 qb3 bf3 gf3 e6 qb7 nd4 bb5 nb5 qc6 ke7 qc5

its a draw objectively but even the sweaties dont know all the theory

[pale pollen]

lol

[slow shoal]

e3

[raven sinew]

Whats my plan

[dull blaze]

is this a puzzle or are you genuinely asking

[fleet dove]

Play d5 and eventually b4

[raven sinew]

Its not a puzzle I want a plan cause ik black is chilling but I never know what to do

[pale pollen]

Gotham is raging

[raven sinew]

If you ever go d5 your lsb is horrible

[slow shoal]

yo bro im lazy lets just play a game here

i opened e3

[fleet dove]

There are some sacrifices we must be willing to make

[raven sinew]

No thats just bad

[pale pollen]

Have you seen Gotham playing against this?

[slow shoal]

idk

[dull blaze]

well for starters the bishop should probably belong on f8

[pale pollen]

Ok let me find the vid

[slow shoal]

whats ur next move

[slow shoal]

e3

[dull blaze]

ok this is a little confusing

[fleet dove]

this is truue too

what about Bf8 g6

[dull blaze]

maybe the e5 break is preferred in this case

[pale pollen]

I didn’t even said that I would play lol btw here is the vid https://m.youtube.com/shorts/p9lf2oDZ978

[fleet dove]

e5 nf5 tho maybe

structure I don't think is favorable for black too much

[pale pollen]

E5 is actually good

[dull blaze]

maybe we can go bf8 g6 bg7 and e5

[fleet dove]

yea g5 then e5 maybe

[slow shoal]

e3 is a good opening bro wym

[dull blaze]

i agree

[pale pollen]

Ik

But not the best one

[dull blaze]

@raven sinew does engine approve of this

[pale pollen]

To win I would say e4 or nf3

[slow shoal]

@idle oracle why did u say u didnt know if i was cheating or not

i didnt

and idk why ur a try hard against a 600 elo taking 3 minutes on a move

just play and have fun bro

[dull blaze]

600s are scary

[pale pollen]

When she said?

[slow shoal]

when i beat a 2200 elo they said i was cheating

[pale pollen]

Oh ok lol

[dull blaze]

well yeah you probably were

[slow shoal]

but i lost to emma who was 2400 many times

[dull blaze]

unless ur lying abt ur rating

[slow shoal]

im literally rated 600 on chess.com

[pale pollen]

She is not 2.4K

[slow shoal]

i forgot but shes in the 2000's

[dull blaze]

top tier trolling 🤦‍♂️

[pale pollen]

Yes

[slow shoal]

i am, i might not play like a 600 but i am rated 600

[pale pollen]

I wanna see profile connected

[mortal bronze]

lol what

[dull blaze]

what

[mortal bronze]

what 2200 did you beat?

[pale pollen]

Impossible

[pale pollen]

Uh /connect

[dull blaze]

no

[fleet dove]

[slow shoal]

this blitz player

[mortal bronze]

show game

[slow shoal]

like its not my fault he doubled his entire pawn structure

[pale pollen]

Scared ? I mean I wanna see @slow shoal

[nocturne plover]

I beat multiple 2200s as a 1500 so not that big of athing ig

[slow shoal]

exactly

im only rated 600 bro

idk why she has to spend 3 mins on a move

[pale pollen]

Use /connect

[slow shoal]

eating all my pawns

[pale pollen]

[slow shoal]

wym

[pale pollen]

Use the /connect command to connect your chess.com account to your discord and we will see your real rating

[slow shoal]

my username is Cidlive

u can check the games against her

[pale pollen]

Use /connect don’t give profiles or names

[slow shoal]

hyphii or something

[pale pollen]

I just wanna know if you are really 0.6k lol

[kindred crypt]

Capping just for fun

[slow shoal]

im not i am 600 bro look at the games

[pale pollen]

lol

[slow shoal]

i just sometimes play 90% accuracy

mostly around 87

[nocturne plover]

Wdym you lost every game

[slow shoal]

i just watch alot of gotham chess

[pale pollen]

ok lol

[slow shoal]

yes those were against 2000's

i play to learn

[nocturne plover]

Where is the 2200 win bruh

[kindred crypt]

Just lying for fun atp

[slow shoal]

even if ima lose fr

[proper cedar]

And a 700

[slow shoal]

that was on li chess

[crimson wedge]

anyone wanna play around 1k blitz

[slow shoal]

bro i just started today

[nocturne plover]

Ahh not that hard in the 5 games I played otb yesterday 3 games had 95%+ accuracy and 2 had 90%+ I won 4.5/5

[slow shoal]

plus that was a dumb game i js wanted to leave cuz i misclicked

exactly

[nocturne plover]

Bro you're 600 online I'm near 1700 fide there's a diff

[slow shoal]

they act like i used crazy tactics or sum and suffocated bro to win

[nocturne plover]

It ain't the same you getting 90%+

[kindred crypt]

How are you 1700 fide but 1400-1500 chess com

[slow shoal]

exactly

[slow shoal]

fr even tho i play ppl thats 4x my elo

[fleet dove]

2200 lichess = 1200 chess.com

[slow shoal]

how

[kindred crypt]

Hethatboy223 you are a liar and you will be whipped for your insolence

[fleet dove]

Mods, flog him!

[slow shoal]

so if im 600 on li chess then what am i

on chess.com

[nocturne plover]

I play way better otb you'll understand if I show the games I play otb and online

[kindred crypt]

100

[dull blaze]

100

[nocturne plover]

300-400

[slow shoal]

so how did he go to end games with a 100 elo

[proper cedar]

New account could be

[slow shoal]

maybe u should play me

[proper cedar]

-_-

[nocturne plover]

Ahh ye come let's see

[proper cedar]

Rlly? I just said smth and u immediately try to 1v1 its literally night and I was just about to fix food

[pale pollen]

I know I already made like 99% but was a draw

[slow shoal]

whats ur username

[slow shoal]

fix ur elo first

[nocturne plover]

It's long I'll send you now

[rich sapphire]

What's up chat

[nocturne plover]

@slow shoal accept the chat bud

[proper cedar]

My elo? Why should I fix it its fine -_-

[nocturne plover]

Apparently a 600 lichess beat a 2200 lichess with 90%+ accuracy😂

[rich sapphire]

When did this happen lol

And who was the 600

[slow shoal]

bro im just 600 elo

i played normal

[somber lark]

anyone up for 960

[rich sapphire]

You actually cheated eventually huh

[nocturne plover]

Bro accept the match fr

[slow shoal]

no im just a good end game

[slow shoal]

1 sec im in a chess game rn

[lunar zodiac]

dude, why did my chess.com make me lose 26 elo against someone who was 20 elo above me

[slow shoal]

bunz

[lunar zodiac]

it was a 980 (me) vs a 1020

[oblique dagger]

What do u guys think about gambits in rapid

[lunar zodiac]

and i lost 26

[slow shoal]

guess u wont be reaching 1k anytime soon

[nocturne plover]

Depends on which one and your rating

[lunar zodiac]

guess you wont be getting a girl any time soon

[oblique dagger]

Pls me (i have 0 chance to win)

[somber lark]

alright

[oblique dagger]

Idk

[proper cedar]

I wanna know why u said this

[nocturne plover]

Even if you're 2k, you could play like Evans it's too poisonous

[oblique dagger]

Yeyeyeye 😊

[slow shoal]

how

[somber lark]

That's technically wrong though

[lunar zodiac]

whats ur elo

[oblique dagger]

Bro im 1300 in rapid ur 2500 ☠️

[slow shoal]

600

[somber lark]

It's 960

[lunar zodiac]

then whos bunz now

[slow shoal]

but im 1800 in bullet

[oblique dagger]

Bro is a secret grandmaster 😭

[lunar zodiac]

im talking about rapid

[oblique dagger]

But still

[lunar zodiac]

i dont play blitz or bullet

[somber lark]

which timecontrol

[oblique dagger]

10 🙏

[slow shoal]

nah im just 600 elo tbh

[lunar zodiac]

like, can anyone answer my question on why i lose like 20-30 elo per loss

[slow shoal]

bonnie

[nocturne plover]

Lichess right doesn't matter
Only way to find out if you're cheating or nah is play a fide tour(otb ofc) and show the rating you get

[slow shoal]

blue

[slow shoal]

idk what a fide tour is

[lunar zodiac]

like, i could be going up against a person who is 40 elo higher and i lose 6x more than they gain

they gain 5 i lose 30

[nocturne plover]

It's Over the board chess not online chess

[lunar zodiac]

its not even fair at that point

doesnt give me legitimate room to grow cause i keep getting bumped down an elo rank that doesnt reflect my actual skill

[slow shoal]

huh

[slow shoal]

if ur elo is low then trust it does reflect ur skill

[lunar zodiac]

and when i do get back up there, im slapped with a person whos elo whos a large margine more than me and i lose 30 elo again

[proper cedar]

Irl chess

[lunar zodiac]

let the 600 talk

[slow shoal]

im 626 now

[celest karma]

Hi

[nocturne plover]

Chess in real life you set up physical chess boards and play each other so can't cheat

[proper cedar]

Irl chess

[lunar zodiac]

still 300 elo more than you

[slow shoal]

but i have a butt plug that vibrates to tell me what moves

[celest karma]

What is your elo everyone?

[slow shoal]

ngl id eat u for breakfast send a request

[waxen wraith]

you can just move pieces while the other isnt looking

deadass half of the time your 400 elo opponent just forgets

[lunar zodiac]

i'd lose like 100 elo if i lost to you so no

[proper cedar]

Record it

[lunar zodiac]

that is if

[waxen wraith]

and its way too dubious

[celest karma]

I'm 1661 peak 1776

[rich sapphire]

Either your opponent had a provisional rating or you had a provisional rating

[lunar zodiac]

im 930 rapid but i keep losing 30 every loss.

[lunar zodiac]

then i've had provisional rating for like a year now

[nocturne plover]

I'm talking about fide tours with tons of arbiters bruh not a local match

[waxen wraith]

your still being adjusted

[rich sapphire]

If you don't play enough then you will always be provisional

[waxen wraith]

that happens when your account is new

[celest karma]

The goal is never give up I started in February 2024 and I do that without coach

[rich sapphire]

Especially if you take months breaks in between sessions

[waxen wraith]

oh nevermind

[lunar zodiac]

its been happening for months now

[slow shoal]

but u wont lose so it doesnt matter bro play me mr 900 warrior

[lunar zodiac]

i miss a day and its back to provisional

[waxen wraith]

cheating in tournaments is way harder

[lunar zodiac]

aint riskin it either way

anything could happen

[nocturne plover]

Play me bud I'll send unrated

[slow shoal]

okay my username is cidlive

send a req

[nocturne plover]

Accept

[lunar zodiac]

im gonna quit chess.com if the provisional status doesnt go away istg

[slow shoal]

bro im only 600 i always get my rook taken by bishop

[lunar zodiac]

it's been provisional for months now

[lunar zodiac]

thats how chess works

[waxen wraith]

and if you win do you also get +30 elo

[slow shoal]

bunga?

[lunar zodiac]

i get like 15

[waxen wraith]

wtf i get 8

[lunar zodiac]

which is 2x less than what i lose

[slow shoal]

can u be black i wanna be white

[proper cedar]

Lol

[lunar zodiac]

like, istg

[waxen wraith]

oh its about equal for me but

[lunar zodiac]

every game i lose i'd have to win 2-3 to get it back

its not fair

in the slightest

[waxen wraith]

weird idk why that happens

maybe its temporary

[lunar zodiac]

if it keeps happening im quitting chess

[lunar zodiac]

its been happening since mid 2024

[waxen wraith]

just make a new account

[lunar zodiac]

that'd make it provisional again would it not?

[azure pivot]

That’s not a thing

Most likely your playing opponents lower rated then you when you win and higher rated then you lose

Or you just don’t know how it works

[waxen wraith]

honestly its not even worth it at some point it should've staved off to about 10 elo per game

[lunar zodiac]

i won against a higher rated and won 33, lost against a higher rated lost 37

then lost against an equal rated lost 36

[azure pivot]

The 37 player would be higher rated then

[lunar zodiac]

both players were higher elo than me but i still lost more than earned

[azure pivot]

Also a normal win/loss would be 8, as yours is in the 30s you definitely haven’t played many games in a while so the amount you win/lose each game would continually decrease until it becomes 8/8

[slow shoal]

bro can u plz stop bullying me

[slow shoal]

bro stop checking me

[lunar zodiac]

by the time that happens i would've lost like 150 elo just from 5 losses over time

[azure pivot]

If u won u would gain the same amount as you lost

[proper cedar]

That's your fault for playing them

[lunar zodiac]

its been uneven

like, its legitimately win 26 lose 30 rn

[azure pivot]

Bruh so what are you saying

Chess.com isn’t scamming you or bugging

[spice ore]

rating is just a number

[azure pivot]

Your k factor is just high

[slow shoal]

bro

why was the time so low

i was in chat typing then i heard clocks tiking

[nocturne plover]

It's 3+2 and your position was dead lost despite the time

[slow shoal]

yes cuz i had to rush and make moves

11 seconds ur gonna blunder

[nocturne plover]

🤣

[slow shoal]

grown ahh 1200 player wanna do blitz with a 600

do classical i was busy in chat

[nocturne plover]

I ain't got a day to do rapid with someone half my rating
We only play rapid to improve not to test others you know

Coz I ain't got a lot of time

[slow shoal]

bru do rapid its 10 min

[nocturne plover]

I'm gonna go out in 10 mins don't have much time

[slow shoal]

bonnie can u play me in rapid rq

[lunar zodiac]

win? less elo than if i were to lose.
lose? lose more elo than if i were to win
lose again? lose more elo than the last
win after that? only 1/4th of what i would've gained.

I went from 963 to 936. -27 elo.

If i were to have won, I would've only gained 24. Meaning, I would've been 987. If I loss any more after that, the loss number would've gone up again. My k value is like 55 for some reason. I'm not sure if its cause I quit chess in december to focus on school or not, but for some reason my K value is extremely elevated.

[slow shoal]

whats ur username

[lunar zodiac]

i aint playing anyone rn

[slow shoal]

stop being a baby

crying about ur elo

[lunar zodiac]

ah yes, not playing anyone rn is being a baby

not wanting to play chess at this particular moment is being a baby

okay bud

[slow shoal]

ur rating cant get any worse bro dw

whats the worst that could happen? u go down to 700

[lunar zodiac]

700 is terrible

[slow shoal]

so??thats how u play anyways

[lunar zodiac]

no it isnt?

[rich sun]

@slow shoal whats your elo?

[lunar zodiac]

600 on rapid

mines like 940

[proper cedar]

If your not all talk and full play you won't blunder and find a check on there pieces

[lunar zodiac]

but if i lose, its gonna be 600 like him

im not playing any chess atm cause im doing other stuff other than chess

[slow shoal]

the guy played very boring i was typin away in chat

[lunar zodiac]

and this kid is calling me a baby for not prioritizing chess over other things

[slow shoal]

yap

[lunar zodiac]

like get a life. the world doesnt revolve around chess

[slow shoal]

sum a 900 would say

soon to be 700

[lunar zodiac]

how about you get to 900

[proper cedar]

Then don't type in chat

[slow shoal]

aye man if it makes u feel any better

[lunar zodiac]

oh right, you only play bullet

[golden solstice]

yessssss

[slate nimbus]

Hello

[young swan]

yo

[lunar zodiac]

which takes no skill whatsoever

[slow shoal]

nah i play rapid too dw

[proper cedar]

And then learn that chess is boring if your not good

[slate nimbus]

Got banned for "promotion"

[young swan]

so many new people

[young swan]

yeah I can't ask if ppl want coaching anymore lol
But I kinda understand

[slate nimbus]

Yea

Ok

[slow shoal]

rapid is more skill btw'

[slate nimbus]

Wanna be à coach

[slow shoal]

not

[slate nimbus]

For my club astro

[lunar zodiac]

you barely play rapid

[slate nimbus]

Just come then its free

[slow shoal]

dude ur 300 elos above me u should beat me in 2 mins

[lunar zodiac]

mr 600 rapid, 1800 bullet

[slow shoal]

bonnie dont be a wimp

[lunar zodiac]

its called prioritizing other things than chess

[slow shoal]

hes priotizing his ego and typing on discord

[shut agate]

is it banable if I get to play my Thai friend in blitz and we do knight dance

[slow shoal]

over chess that he complains abt losing

[mortal bronze]

what's that?

[slow shoal]

dude ur losing streak is like 16 ? whats the difference if its 17

[lunar zodiac]

can we swear here

[lunar zodiac]

3

3 losses

[mortal bronze]

nope. messages get auto deleted

[slow shoal]

okay? lucky number 4

[lunar zodiac]

thats dumb

[rich sapphire]

Yes if you want to be exiled

[proper cedar]

Lol

[lunar zodiac]

we're all over 13 here, except hethatboy

[mortal bronze]

yeah. official server so can't help it

[slow shoal]

bonnie the grown ahh man but only 900 elo

[rocky copper]

when you follow a streamer and they don't shout u out 💔

[mortal bronze]

that's still too young

[lunar zodiac]

i know other official servers who can swear

[slow shoal]

bonnie is the only guy that plays chess backwards

hey bonnie ur supposed to go UP in elo yk that right

[spice ore]

its js a game bro 💔

[mortal bronze]

this doesn't 🤷🏻‍♂️

[lunar zodiac]

ur the type of guy to say "uhm" when talking to other people

on discord

[shut agate]

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. Nd4 Nd5 3. Nb3 Nb6 4. Nc3 Nc6 5. Ne4 Ne5 6. Ng5 Ng4 7. Nf3 Nf6 8. Ng1 Ng8 9. Na5 Na4 10. Nc4 Nc5 11. Na3 Na6 12. Nb1 Nb8

[mortal bronze]

@lunar zodiac favourite tøp album?

[spice ore]

900 elo chess beef is getting out of hand

[slow shoal]

ahahahaha hey bonnie it aint so bad at 700

[mortal bronze]

😭

[lunar zodiac]

i know, cause i've been there before

[lunar zodiac]

rab

[slow shoal]

theyre callin u back

[mortal bronze]

i don't know the rules tbh. this shouldn't be a problem imo

[mortal bronze]

same

[slow shoal]

Bonnies the only guy that goes backwards on elo everytime he plays

[proper cedar]

-_- you challenged a higher elo and lost

[spice ore]

ik that u can do wahtever the hell u want in unrated

[lunar zodiac]

do you speak english sir

[slow shoal]

on time lol

[rapid venture]

Sup chess nerds

[lunar zodiac]

i dont think you do

[slow shoal]

do you speak losses

[proper cedar]

Then don't be bad at smth you said your great

[lunar zodiac]

do you speak knowing that people have bad chess days?

[slow shoal]

Bonnie im just a 600 elo man youve beat us before

[shut agate]

I'm mentioning a blitz tournament 💀

fide rated

[lunar zodiac]

i dont actively play against 600s on the daily

[spice ore]

definetly bad

[shut agate]

He's like 1750 I'm 1894

[slow shoal]

bonnie dont tell me you lose to 900's and 600's

bonnie i think we gonna play a couple rounds til ur at 500 again

[rapid venture]

*lost

[spice ore]

lmaoo tahts a crazy tilt if u draw

[lunar zodiac]

hethat dont tell me you lose to people in a time mode ur supposedly good in

[slow shoal]

how many games til u lose 300 elo bonnie

[lunar zodiac]

probably like 10 on my current rate of 30 per loss, which is dumb. but i gain 20 each win so

[shut agate]

We'll do it only if my rating has increased much enough

[slow shoal]

dude said it was rapid so i typed in chat wym

[proper cedar]

You did loose in a fast mode you said your great at

[spice ore]

nah dont do it arbiters wont like it

[slow shoal]

bonnie im the last game u need to make it to 1k

[shut agate]

but we're not gonna be able to look at the arbiter's face

[slow shoal]

easy win

[shut agate]

🥹🥹🥹

[spice ore]

dude just do the berlin draw

but dont do the knight dance you might get a penalty

[shut agate]

I might just play normally for 20+ moves with him yea

[spice ore]

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 Nf6 4.O-O Nxe4 5.d4 Nd6 6.dxe5 Nxb5 7.a4 Nbd4 8.Nxd4 Nxd4 9.Qxd4 d5 10.exd6 Qxd6 11.Qe4+ Qe6 12.Qd4 Qd6.

and repeat

[slow shoal]

looks like we'll be seeing bonnie at 700 real soon

[spice ore]

tahts waht GMs do

[slow shoal]

aye and guess what bonnie when ur at 600 ur gonna have to play me lol

[proper cedar]

-_- you talk all smack but lost in a fast mode you call ursrlf great at

[slow shoal]

idk maybe someone didnt explain the rules to him

[lunar zodiac]

say i dont have a 10 loss streak, have like win (+20) loss (-30) loss (-30) win (+20) win (+20) win (+20) loss (-30) win (+20) loss (-30) loss (-30) win (+20) win (+20) thats still like loss 10 elo.

[slow shoal]

im sure bonnie didnt realize he's supposed to go up in elo

[spice ore]

hethat is here js to beef

[lunar zodiac]

so there's no saying im gonna have a 10 loss streak

[slow shoal]

maybe he thought it was the first one to 0

aahahahahahaha'

[lunar zodiac]

hes here just to spew nonsense

[celest karma]

You lose all your game so all of these opponent are cheater

[lunar zodiac]

cause nothing hes saying makes any coherent sense

[slow shoal]

bonnie the first one to 0 wins and bonnie

he took that personally

[lunar zodiac]

get better english

[spice ore]

are there even cheaters up until like 1400

[celest karma]

I want to 1v1 a 2100

[spice ore]

same

[slow shoal]

bonnie how many more games til 600 elo

[lunar zodiac]

before you speak to me in a incoherent slop of a sentence

[lunar zodiac]

10 if i were to lose 10 in a row. but thats just improbable.

[slow shoal]

ur almost there buddy

[proper cedar]

There can be like low level cheaters like 400elo they keep.there account down low

[slow shoal]

keep playing

[spice ore]

how bad does someoen have to be

[slow shoal]

u cant be stuck at 900 forever make pick up that game buddy im right here

[kindred crypt]

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