💬〡chess-talk

[orchid merlin]

Does anyone know how to play the colle system 👀

[ornate jewel]

just like spending time on almost anything thats fun

[hollow seal]

that you cant, doesnt apply to me dawg

[ornate jewel]

but who really cares?

[raven sinew]

No your point is just completely irrelevant. You asked why people dedicate so much time to videogames when they could learn an instrument instead, but for 99% of people those are both just hobbies whose only value comes from personal meaning that people find in them. Careers arent relevant

17 is too old to have a career in chess if you aren't titled

[ornate jewel]

fr

[ornate jewel]

lol

[raven sinew]

Precalc in high school I dont believe you bruh thats too hard

[orchid merlin]

Ppl who say “ur too old for chess” or “ur wasting ur time” are usually bitter

[high gorge]

🔥🔥🔥 work them out, and give those back muscles wings 🔥🔥 and we get an art

[hollow seal]

its not

well, for me no

[nocturne plover]

Never too old they could atleast get to a cm and do chess coaching

[raven sinew]

Ik I gotta hit lats more

[unique ledge]

careers were relevant in our convo because you said hobbies are pointless if you don’t turn them into careers

[floral trellis]

Bro I’m stuck at 545 Elo this is so demoralizing, I was almost at 600

[raven sinew]

Even as a cm or fm youre more than likely not making enough money coaching to actually live off or

[sharp tangle]

17 is not too old, I started at 18 and got to 2200 no coaches nnothing

full-time at uni

[raven sinew]

Hobbies are pointless if you dont turn them into careers. Thats like what a hobby is

[raven sinew]

And youre not gonna have a career in chess

[nocturne plover]

You could become I'm or gm if you're dedicated doesn't matter how old you are 17 is young actually

[raven sinew]

Nah at 17 you arent becoming gm if the dude is like 2k online

[sharp tangle]

even titled players don't have careers

[hollow seal]

im becoming an IM

[crude solstice]

How is 17 young to start chess

[unique ledge]

bro are you intentionally being brain dead rn

[sharp tangle]

even ims don't make any money from chess

[hollow seal]

but he is right that i will not get GM

[ornate jewel]

young to make a living off of chess*

[nocturne plover]

I know a guy who started at 21 during college now he is 2200 fide and earning great via chess coaching

[reef canyon]

CM? possible, but not GM or IM that's pure

[sweet bay]

Hm

[raven sinew]

Why dont you use your words and try to have an actual discussion

[odd eagle]

Stalemate lmao

[open heron]

sheesh

playing chess to make money lowk a bad idea tho

[unique ledge]

YOURE LEADING THE CONVO IN CIRCLES

[raven sinew]

What country

[hollow seal]

just look my elo and my games @raven sinew

[reef canyon]

for 99.99% of us at least

[nocturne plover]

Ye he likes chess so

[frosty peak]

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[raven sinew]

Because youre not getting the point

[rich sapphire]

You're on discord, nobody uses real words

[nocturne plover]

India

[hollow seal]

and i will go to study something , later i will come

[raven sinew]

Yeah India might be the only place that works for

[unique ledge]

brother reread the convo if you want to understand why I said what I said
if no then I’m done here

does anyone want to play chess?

[ornate delta]

Oh no, violence

[raven sinew]

Explain the relevance of what you said because I dont think there is any

[unique ledge]

chess in the park anyone?

[raven sinew]

Bro ur 2k cc

And youre 17

[hollow seal]

yeah

[raven sinew]

Youre not getting a career in chess

[hollow seal]

bet|_

[crude solstice]

Max if FM

[hollow seal]

lets do a bet, not to GM but i will get to FM o IM

[crude solstice]

I doubt IM is possible but gl Ig

[hollow seal]

withouth taking it as a carer

[raven sinew]

No you won't but good luck I hope you prove me wrong

[hollow seal]

i already told you, but thank

[unique ledge]

why do I feel that bongflower is mad at everyone because nobody liked his chess tattoos

[nocturne plover]

Bro if he atleast get cm, fm or I'm anything
He could make it a great side earning
Titled players get 20dollars+ for 1 hour coaching
1-2 classes a day during off hours and a good side income doin what you like

[high gorge]

That's one of the most steadiest climbs to 2000 I've ever seen. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

[crude solstice]

CM is lowkey very possible

[raven sinew]

Lol my tattoo is fire idgaf what randoms think. I only actually slightly care about the opinions of the people I pinged

[rich sapphire]

Chat, what is the lore behind this vernacular throwing competition

[floral trellis]

I just got another move.. why am I stuck under 600 elo 🫩

[hollow seal]

later, add me as a friend, i am going to study something

[raven sinew]

Yeah he could make like 40 dollars a day coaching

[hollow seal]

i will tell tou how

[nocturne plover]

Yep a side incoming doing what you like is grea

[raven sinew]

Yeah it is

[hollow seal]

but for now on,withouth ego, intelligence is very important

[raven sinew]

I dont disagree

[unique ledge]

are you majoring in neuroscience to figure out why you made the absurd choice of permanently tattooing chess moves on your back?

[raven sinew]

Ragebait 0/10

[floral trellis]

can someone review my last game? I need to understand why I’m stagnant

[hollow seal]

and knowing your style of play

[rich sapphire]

[high gorge]

I'll look forward to it, I'll try my best to make time so we can learn together.

[scarlet arrow]

chaaat

[regal osprey]

Should I study chess for two hours before playing a game of chess against my dad

[scarlet arrow]

I'm looking for a strong réti nimzo larsen player

like someone who mains it

[unique ledge]

ragebait 0/10

[scarlet arrow]

👉👈

[dull blaze]

just say nf3 b3 bruh

[scarlet arrow]

idc

[raven sinew]

If my bio is ragebait to you then youre just soft idk

[unique tree]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/341746292/review what do yall think of this game against a bot

[scarlet arrow]

anyway, looking for one

[frosty peak]

Fabian-BOT (250) vs. juju1000j (475)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[scarlet arrow]

I need game examples

[regal osprey]

I major in stupid

[scarlet arrow]

cuz Dalton Perrine doesn't play the réti nimzo enough

[unique ledge]

your name is bongflower

[scarlet arrow]

💀

despite having created a course about it

cwinge

[unique tree]

do you happen to know about lenny bongcloud

[patent patrol]

Losing the idgaf war

[eternal temple]

Daily reminder that studying endgames puts you ahead of the curve

[raven sinew]

Yeah we used to be lovers way back in the day

[dull blaze]

is lenny bongcloud dead or alive

[unique ledge]

Hi Batter! How are you today! ^-^

[patent patrol]

Cooling

[unique tree]

hes still alive dued

[high gorge]

Not Bad, Not bad, To be honest I thought you were going to do the crazy Mona Lisa Mate,

[eternal temple]

Oh sup batter

[patent patrol]

Sup

[unique tree]

was just resetting the board for the next opponent

[eternal temple]

Anything new your prepping recently?

[regal osprey]

i think I'm a very weak intermediate

[patent patrol]

I don’t rly prep but I will tell u to learn the blackmar deimer gambit

[eternal temple]

ill give it a go

[patent patrol]

It’s a fun one that’s hard for black to win in

[eternal temple]

Spassky lowk mogs

[raven sinew]

I almost lost to a 1600 otb and he played the bmd

[patent patrol]

I think levy has a video for base knowledge and then u can just look at other stuff in analysis urself, one of those lines where black just seems to always be losing in each line

[azure quartz]

my favorite types of games atm

[patent patrol]

It’s pretty strong

[raven sinew]

Yeah it is

[patent patrol]

In my head if u play the teichmann as black u force a loss

[high gorge]

Now do this against a stronger bot,

[rich sapphire]

Develop your knights before bishops

[unique tree]

ill try it against nelson since he deserves it

[nocturne plover]

Boy almost equal endgame against magnus

[azure quartz]

if opponent blunders his queen can i recapture with a bishop or should i develop my knight first

[rich sapphire]

Yes

[azure quartz]

and then get the queen

[azure quartz]

great answer

[rich sapphire]

Stay principled

[eternal temple]

Blacks better because of the bishop pair

[azure quartz]

thanks

[high gorge]

Grandpa ? Thank you for blessing us with your presence 😁

[nocturne plover]

Ye it is "almost equal" Not equal and ye it's a 2900 both I'd oobv loose

[azure quartz]

hello youve grown so much since i last saw you liebling

☺️

[somber kindle]

Gukesh is kinda derpy

[azure quartz]

hes like a 7.5/10, could grow out his hair a bit ngl

[floral trellis]

Can someone review my last game? I ran out of free reviews for the day

[patent patrol]

Honestly a good amount of good looking chess players for how the stereotype is

[high gorge]

👀 I think you forgot to add "Bot", It's crucial to add it.

[somber kindle]

If 5 is average then he’s definitely not 5

[patent patrol]

Magnus mogs

[eternal temple]

Young kramnik would've stole your girl btw

[azure quartz]

bobby was like 6'2 but he heard voices so its sorta like the Twilight situation where hes hot but also a serial killer so youve gotta take your chances

[patent patrol]

Uhhh he prob just would’ve beat the hell out of u

Not a big womans guy

[rich sapphire]

We're talking now

[azure quartz]

this guy?

[balmy python]

isnt kramnik super tall

[rich sapphire]

Yes, but we're talking about today

[azure quartz]

sexe

[patent patrol]

Kramnik is 6’5 yes

[eternal temple]

Bobby fischer was literally a soldier during the cold war

[rich sapphire]

Because you can use any chess player when they were young

[balmy python]

Get this man on the lakers NOW

[patent patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118638000264454154/1394026458795606196/bleedTikTokn5oVx52AKNGQW.mp4?ex=687e8a4f&is=687d38cf&hm=1dd4a72aa3ccaf397cc5827ffda9b496f5e1197b5663103c84ca7a8fed7555e7&

[shut agate]

did anyone ping me

[patent patrol]

Magnus mogs ez

[azure quartz]

what do we think about hikaru

[eternal temple]

Yall think im playing? He single handedly defeated the Soviets, he had so much pressure on his shoulders due to the rising backlash against communism

[azure quartz]

carl would hit tbh

[patent patrol]

If I was a girl prob too short and annoying

[rich sapphire]

Bobby Fischer, Anatoly Karpov, Capablanca

[patent patrol]

If I wasn’t a girl probably yk

[reef canyon]

well he bagged a wife and all

[raven sinew]

Hikaru is honestly somewhat handsome but his build is an L and hes a brat

[eternal temple]

facts

Bro has crazy potential

[azure quartz]

not bad

[patent patrol]

Tbh he gives off like lion aura but he’s 5’3 and kinda chubby irl

[raven sinew]

Nah this is horrible

[azure quartz]

for chessman

[reef canyon]

he's 5'6 iirc

[raven sinew]

Hikaru needs to have the facial hair

[reef canyon]

literally the same thing

[patent patrol]

Hikaru is doing better now for sure tho

[azure quartz]

hear me out maybe

[patent patrol]

Money will always give u a glow

[main lynx]

wrong timing to chat come back in a bit

[patent patrol]

Yeah same thing

[azure quartz]

jeez people dont listen nowadays

[balmy python]

Hikaru is at like -5000000 aura points after fighting eric hansen

[raven sinew]

Now let's rate me

[patent patrol]

Post face reveal

[balmy python]

fr 😭 gooner ass chat

[raven sinew]

Eric Hansen is pretty hot

Aman is too depending on his hair for the day

[azure quartz]

wait i see

[patent patrol]

?

[eternal temple]

Dark triad charisma

[raven sinew]

Idk kinda looks like a twink

[azure quartz]

didnt he go crazy

[rich sapphire]

All geniuses do

[high gorge]

FreaKaru

[azure quartz]

femboy fischer

[eternal temple]

Cuz they see the world for what it is

[patent patrol]

I’m tryna think of other ppl

[raven sinew]

Now that would be hot

[patent patrol]

Vincent keymer def attractive

[azure quartz]

we're here if you need to talk man

[balmy python]

Actual screenshot from fischers website 😂 and this is one of the less unhinged things he said on there

[eternal temple]

Why do you think Mikhail tal drunk himself to death? He was too smart he knew the world for what it is

[patent patrol]

Probably just an alcoholic

I am Alexander alekhine. I am chess champion of the world. I have a cat named Chess.

[azure quartz]

now thats an explanation

[azure quartz]

did you know Stanley Kubrick husteld in washington sq park in his 20s

[raven sinew]

-Alexander alekhine when questioned by security at the airport or wtv

Or customs or something

[patent patrol]

Funny asf answer

And then bro was subsequently arrested for it

[fleet dove]

alekhine why did you die? was it to avoid losing your title?

[raven sinew]

Naming your cat chess is almost as bad as getting chess notation tattooed on you

[fleet dove]

yea I wonder who would do such a silly thing

[raven sinew]

I know a guy who named his cat bronstein and I think thats a pretty dope name

[rich sapphire]

Or the queen piece on your chest

[floral trellis]

Anyone wanna play?

[fleet dove]

imagine naming your cat after a dude who got shit on by botvinnik

[raven sinew]

Was their famous game that Dutch one

[balmy python]

everyone got shit on by botvinnik

[raven sinew]

Or no

[azure pivot]

Technically if u got notation tatted on you you’d be disqualified from playing tournaments

[lyric pumice]

thats awesome

[fleet dove]

they have a few famous games

[raven sinew]

Wasn't there some wcc game where someone was down like a piece for 2 pawns and won or some shit in a dutch

[fleet dove]

there's that one where bronstein played bxd4 or something

[raven sinew]

Technically no you wouldn't

[patent patrol]

I’d name my cat something chess related

[unique tree]

https://www.chess.com/play/computer almost :(

[fleet dove]

maybe

[finite tide]

is Rfxe6# a good move chat

[reef canyon]

what about naming it "en passant"

[azure pivot]

It’s a competitive advantage

[patent patrol]

Alekhine even would be cool but I’d use the American pronunciation

[unique tree]

i still mated him but no complete back rank

[raven sinew]

Me too but naming it chess screams im autistic

[patent patrol]

Imagine ur cats named benko tho

[lyric pumice]

my name is alexander alekhine i have a cat named chess

[fleet dove]

out of all of botvinnik's matches, botvinnik v bronstein is the one I probably know the least

[raven sinew]

Not if it isn't visible

[raven sinew]

Thats a good one

[patent patrol]

I think that was the funniest thing he could’ve announced himself to customs as

[fleet dove]

that's heat

volga too

[rustic blade]

hey guys

[unique tree]

didnt upload right link holdon

[lyric pumice]

if yall had to name your son after something from chess (not including players) what would it be

[raven sinew]

I'd name him zugzwang

[azure quartz]

pawny

[fleet dove]

torre

[dull blaze]

queen

[patent patrol]

King realistically

[raven sinew]

Or zwischenzug

[lyric pumice]

marshall attack

[dull blaze]

why not like kings indian defence or smth

[raven sinew]

Don't bully my boy Zwischenzug ill kick your ass

[fleet dove]

literally said not including players lol

[lyric pumice]

Nope you gotta call him torre attack

[dull blaze]

KID for short

[patent patrol]

he can be named intermezzo

[unique tree]

i played against nelson, promoted all my pawns till a near complete back rank, mated him, and then i didnt save it by pressing game review. I shall attempt shaming nelson a second time.

[patent patrol]

I’ll call him mezzo

[lyric pumice]

Openings are fine

[fleet dove]

torre is rook in spanish

[unique tree]

name him.. bongcloud

[dull blaze]

torre attack is also named after a gm so theres ambiguity there

[lyric pumice]

full name of the opening for the government

[azure quartz]

Réti Opening: King's Indian Attack, Symmetrical Defense

[fleet dove]

to hell with torre (guy)

[balmy python]

my son would be named 2 bishops

[lyric pumice]

dad why was i named rossolimo-nyezhmetdinov attack

[balmy python]

bc who doesnt love the bishop pair

[lyric pumice]

horwitz bishops

[fleet dove]

me if there are 16 pawns on the board

[unique tree]

Slav Defense: Modern, Alapin Variation, Czech, Krause, Wiesbaden, Sharp Line

[raven sinew]

I'd name my son 29. Qb3xe5#

[fleet dove]

some elon musk shit

[rich sapphire]

Connect 4

[raven sinew]

I actually used to play this as black. Its the 3 pawn for piece sac line. Its fun

[patent patrol]

🗣️Come to the dinner table The Lasker Simul Special

[high gorge]

Lol, 😅

[lyric pumice]

clean your room hyperaccelerated dragon

[azure quartz]

wait could tennison work

like the gambit

[patent patrol]

Tennison is a nice name but I’m sure it’s a player

[unique tree]

tennison gambit: intercontinental ballistic missile variation

[fleet dove]

tennison is a music producer

[raven sinew]

No its a state

[patent patrol]

Ohhh yeah

[raven sinew]

By Kentucky or wtv

[patent patrol]

Nvm then

[fleet dove]

close but it actually borders cauliflower

[raven sinew]

Oh its by Alabama too ig I should know that

[unique tree]

name him magnet calzone

[fleet dove]

carles mingus

[lyric pumice]

bird defense

[azure quartz]

carl after me

[azure quartz]

birdie is a good girl's name

[finite tide]

1. f3 e5 2. g4 Qh4# > 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4

[raven sinew]

I'd name my son caro kann and beat him every day

[unique tree]

name him 1. E4 2. G5 3. KE2

[rich sapphire]

That's two names

[raven sinew]

Caro-kann

[finite tide]

fr name him kings pawn

[rich sapphire]

Yes, it's two names

[azure quartz]

first and middle or it could be like an anne-marie situation

[raven sinew]

Its one name if its hyphenated

[unique tree]

name them chyssleigh (chessly)

[finite tide]

"Erm, technically, it's one name since its hyphenated. ☝️🤓"
-# me, probably.

[raven sinew]

Name them gothamchess

[finite tide]

Name them bongcloud

[raven sinew]

Bongflower

[unique tree]

THSTS WHAT I SAID

[raven sinew]

Ill name my kid bongflower

[tranquil basin]

Good morning y’all

Gotta have a bunch of flights today

[unique tree]

ill just name my kid bong

[tranquil basin]

Ur kid will hate u with a vengeance

[finite tide]

name them sicilian defense

[raven sinew]

@tranquil basin

[balmy python]

what score did u end up on in that tournament

[finite tide]

sicilian (1st) defense (middle)

[tranquil basin]

Fr? Did h actually do that

[finite tide]

just realized its the real cmj 🙏

[raven sinew]

Yeah

[tranquil basin]

Super bad tournament 5.5/9

[tranquil basin]

Water tat or real

[raven sinew]

Real

[tranquil basin]

Made like +20 only

[tranquil basin]

I don’t believe u bro

[unique tree]

name him supermegabongcloud (its where you move a pawn and then make 4 king moves)

[tranquil basin]

I should lowkey water tat my whole repertoire on me

[raven sinew]

I mean ok

[tranquil basin]

That way whenever I forget something I just go to toilet and check

[rich sapphire]

Permanent marker real

[raven sinew]

Believe whatever but it's real

[ionic ledge]

XD

[tranquil basin]

Nah ik u did it but that’s crazy

My mom would kill me

[ionic ledge]

won while down mats

[tranquil basin]

Si amigo

[balmy python]

bro thinks its rust 😭🙏🏻

[rich sapphire]

Mats?

[ionic ledge]

material sorry

hahahhahahaha

[unique tree]

how does it feel being a canadian master

[tranquil basin]

I’m going for IM norm this week guys

[raven sinew]

This isnt fortnite

[raven sinew]

Gl dont choke

[balmy python]

do u have any yet or no

[tranquil basin]

It’s eh ngl

[tranquil basin]

Naw, 1st place get IM norm

[azure quartz]

i feel like someone has to be a titled player to be so attracted to chess that you get not just one but two chess tats

[stark trench]

@tranquil basin bro the cm title is so trash I am 2100 myself online you are barley 2300 and rated

[tranquil basin]

2nd gets FM

[rich sapphire]

Why was the bishop locking the rook

[tranquil basin]

I’m 26 on main bro lmao

[raven sinew]

Im 2500 online and ill be nm eventually

[tranquil basin]

Just that I don’t play online anymore besides when I’m on the shitter

Waste of time when I have irl games

[azure quartz]

oh ok

makes more sense

[tranquil basin]

I’ll get back on the online grind in a month or so when I don’t have tournaments

[stark trench]

My bad
2600 online bullet or rapid?

[finite tide]

she is not capping

[tranquil basin]

I would cook bong tho

[raven sinew]

I forgot my profile says 1400

[tranquil basin]

Blitz

[raven sinew]

Nah it'd be close

[stark trench]

How much rapid?

[tranquil basin]

Who plays rapid online

[azure quartz]

yeah update that bro

[frosty peak]

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[tranquil basin]

Cap, we can do it rn after I pick up my mcd order

[stark trench]

So you are lower rated on it?
Cool way to say

[tranquil basin]

I woke up at 6 am for this shit bro

I slept at 2 am

[dull blaze]

in blitz no

[tranquil basin]

I don’t have a single game in rapid on that account

So it’s like default elo

[dull blaze]

yall are too similarly rated

[patent patrol]

Sometimes the mcd order is essential for good chess

[raven sinew]

Nah i took melatonin im gonna be out in a minute. Ik ur better but I was 2572 like a week ago I ain't getting cooked

[stark trench]

Hm ok my bad

[tranquil basin]

I cooked wyl wasn’t even close bro

Let’s do this best of 4 when I’m tweaking

[raven sinew]

He has 0 openings

[raven sinew]

Ok but i dont wanna play you on ur underrated alt bruh

[tranquil basin]

I got to 2400 in like one session on mini account then got bored cause +8 is not worth it

[sudden roost]

wifi been down for 2 days how am i supposed to play my roblox (and chess)

[tranquil basin]

Just do unrated

[raven sinew]

Ok if im in the mood

[unique ledge]

mcdonalds wifi

[rich sapphire]

Why is your account disconnected

[tranquil basin]

I didn’t even cook him in opening

[patent patrol]

cellular

[balmy python]

hack neighbors wifi

[raven sinew]

He's low key shit just fast fr

[tranquil basin]

Gimme a couple mins what’s yo username

[sudden roost]

im not playing roblox in a mcdonalds

[patent patrol]

roblox traders will try to scam u out of hundreds of dollars and get mad when u don’t fall for it

[raven sinew]

Dont tell @strange bobcat I said this tho

[sudden roost]

its so slow

[raven sinew]

I just said I took melatonin bruh im gonna slump

[sudden roost]

i used up all my hotstop data its slowwwwwwwwwww

[tranquil basin]

I have 4 hrs of sleep

[dull blaze]

U played him one game

[sudden roost]

thats actually illegal 🤓

[patent patrol]

I have unlimited rip can’t relate

[tranquil basin]

He played like a 2200 that game

[raven sinew]

I mean its 9:30pm and I havent slept yet so ig I have 0 hours of sleep beat that chump

[tranquil basin]

Idk how he makes 2800

[sudden roost]

sigh bao

[tranquil basin]

Who sleeps at 9:30

[patent patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079919807513763854/1396658838345879664/image0.jpg?ex=687ee367&is=687d91e7&hm=5b54874d28e645b6c4035f9cf42119f0be184c43345c2f87f346865fc583354c&

[tranquil basin]

All nighter all the way

[raven sinew]

Me cause I wake up at like 6

[dull blaze]

well yeah i agree and its only 1 game

[strange bobcat]

hi

[tranquil basin]

True but he’s been dodging me since then

[raven sinew]

If I stay up til midnight or later then I just end up watching brainrot but if I go to sleep early and wake up early then that extra times goes toward being productive

So I have a good sleep schedule

[tranquil basin]

Never heard of the p word before

[raven sinew]

Cause im a responsible adult

[sudden roost]

healthy people

[tranquil basin]

Explain in chess terms

[patent patrol]

Active

[cerulean yarrow]

hi everyone

[sudden roost]

hi Putangina mo

[raven sinew]

Imagine you play the Smith morra and your opponent has no idea what to do as black

Its like that

[tranquil basin]

Bet

Why is it that whenever I’m available to play ur taking drugs

[cerulean yarrow]

I've been playing chess since morning 9am, it's currently 9:27. Im blundering a lot, should I stop?

[strange bobcat]

smh

[raven sinew]

But if I stay up late its like taking the pawn in the trompowsky poisoned pawn line

[cerulean yarrow]

9:27pm

[strange bobcat]

trashing chessontrack in the big 25 🥀

[raven sinew]

Cause ur in Asia or whatever

[raven sinew]

Aka very sad and kinda pathetic

[sudden roost]

seek employment

[cerulean yarrow]

it's saturday I dont have work

[sudden roost]

too much chess is very bad for ur mental health

[tranquil basin]

Touch grass

[cerulean yarrow]

im losing all my matches

[tranquil basin]

Goon or whatever u do when not chess

[raven sinew]

Only 27 minutes

[cerulean yarrow]

i started well, now im -200 deep

[sudden roost]

take a break and play roblox instead

[cerulean yarrow]

12 hours and 27 mins

[tranquil basin]

Stop dodging me then

[cerulean yarrow]

T_T

[patent patrol]

😭

[strange bobcat]

play 3+0 unrated

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat did you see

[tranquil basin]

No I want increment

Fairer

[patent patrol]

Recently I’ve been smoking too much weed at night and at 6am and nowhere else in the day when I have free time at those periods 💔

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat

[patent patrol]

Because my work days are just full 12h shifts

[raven sinew]

Thats so sad to hear it hope your situation improves batter

[finite tide]

peak game

[sudden roost]

no smoking weed its bad

switch to vaping

[patent patrol]

My life suuuuuucks im fat asf and my ex hates me

[tranquil basin]

Idk man never tried either

[strange bobcat]

nicee

[tranquil basin]

I’m Asian, we can’t do it

[patent patrol]

makes me puke

[raven sinew]

You should take pride in your ex hating you

[peak yacht]

hit the gym

[tranquil basin]

Isn’t the latter like normal

[strange bobcat]

not fair

[sudden roost]

have you tried getting off discord

[raven sinew]

Strive to make your ex hate you more than you hate them

[tranquil basin]

Then do 5+0

[patent patrol]

Only the first im a American

[strange bobcat]

gay

[raven sinew]

Thats how you know you won the relationship

[tranquil basin]

Flagging is pointless

[finite tide]

imagine playing 1+0

must suck

[patent patrol]

No irl is scary

[tranquil basin]

Also bro ur not a Vietnamese national medalist

[strange bobcat]

you have limited time to think bro

[stark trench]

Coach don’t be scared play against him 😔

[tranquil basin]

Ik the medalist

[finite tide]

wdym i have to play a chess game in 1 minute

[patent patrol]

Bruh ppl thought I was deadass talking to Eden from this server and I had an actual real life girl I was seeing

[strange bobcat]

youth national

[finite tide]

chatgpt

[rustic blade]

i need this man to draw because i have to go

[tranquil basin]

Bro they have IMs in youth national

[strange bobcat]

fym lol

[sudden roost]

why these 2 asian kids fighting

[rustic blade]

equal position? (i offered a draw)

[sudden roost]

knock it off!

[tranquil basin]

We just pretend like we hate each other

But he’s my bro

[patent patrol]

I tried im fat asf it’s too easy

[sudden roost]

awesome

[tranquil basin]

My Vietnamese bro

[copper comet]

How’s it goin peoples

[finite tide]

pretty equal not counting the fact that the guy could've win a queen

[sudden roost]

hi notagmpotato

[scarlet arrow]

@tranquil basin do you know réti nimzo mains ?

[tranquil basin]

White feels much better

[copper comet]

Hello

[scarlet arrow]

👉 👈

[tranquil basin]

Uh what’s the move order of that one

[scarlet arrow]

Nf3 b3

[tranquil basin]

How can u have retinand nimzo at the same time

[dull blaze]

see

[scarlet arrow]

ik you don't like it

[tranquil basin]

Ohhhh okay

[scarlet arrow]

[copper comet]

Why have you been going on about the rati mains

[dull blaze]

nobody understands what u are saying if you say reti nimzo larsen

[tranquil basin]

I play a variation of it, it’s fine

[scarlet arrow]

I wanna spy

[patent patrol]

@peak yacht

[finite tide]

imagine playing h3...

[tranquil basin]

But I start over c4 to not give d5 so easily

[copper comet]

Hmm

[patent patrol]

Bruh anything u play is ur own theory in these lines bast

[tranquil basin]

And then e3 b3 bb2

And play without d4, think it’s called the maran

[patent patrol]

U could even switch to a colle zucketort for a classical opening out of that line

[tranquil basin]

I play it in blitz

[scarlet arrow]

:(

[tranquil basin]

Better than b3 immediately

[raven sinew]

Colle more like kill me

[copper comet]

E4 E5, and D4 D5 best by test

[high gorge]

Now I have to learn the steps to doing the Mona Lisa Mate.

[stark trench]

Thoughts on b4?????

[scarlet arrow]

refuted

c6

[tranquil basin]

Not bad

[peak yacht]

good job bro

[raven sinew]

Its good

[scarlet arrow]

[patent patrol]

I play b3 and b6 and in like 50 games maybe a 65-70% winrate so far without theory

U lowkey just can do whatever

[tranquil basin]

I got to 2500 on lichess with it

[junior void]

there is no theory to counter 1. e4 e5 2. Qh5

[tranquil basin]

The orangutan opening

[rustic blade]

this looks like ggs

[tranquil basin]

Prolly cause it is

[raven sinew]

I hate when people call it the polish

[tranquil basin]

For sure fck the polish

[finite tide]

imagine 1. d4 d5 2. e4 e5 3. f4 f5 4. g4 g5 5. h4 h5...

[rustic blade]

thats what he gets for not accepting my draw

[finite tide]

[tranquil basin]

But white was much better in initial anyways?

[strange bobcat]

play 3+1

fair enough

[rustic blade]

before i dont think i was bette

[tranquil basin]

Okay fair send me?

Best of 4?

[dull blaze]

why

[strange bobcat]

https://link.chess.com/play/bFxZ9D

I just woke up lets do first to 3

[worldly scroll]

LETS GOOO

I'M FRIENDED WITH HIKARU

[dull blaze]

ur friends with hikaru?

[unique ledge]

fake

[worldly scroll]

on chess.com

[patent patrol]

I call it the Polish 💔

[worldly scroll]

let me show

[dull blaze]

oh

also whys wyl just allowing nh5

wtf is a3

[patent patrol]

But it’s because i am a casual and only found it by being touched with it every game played against me in blitz

[turbid bolt]

@patent patrol Play?

[patent patrol]

Why not the regular Nimzo over Reti @scarlet arrow

[patent patrol]

It’s late man im just chillin

Sorry

[lapis cloak]

bro how long you been here .. i was here 4 hr ago and you were still texting 💀

[scarlet arrow]

e5

[turbid bolt]

7:09 AM here

[patent patrol]

I worked all day and then came home and talked ab chess a little

[lapis cloak]

AI

[high gorge]

I Beat Nelson!
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/341775758

[patent patrol]

Bru just attack da pawn 😂

[frosty peak]

Junior-BOT (1300) vs. BeeGreen1 (1527)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[rich sapphire]

Where are you from? Iran?

[tired violet]

yo anybody wanna play me im 350

trying to learn

[scarlet arrow]

e4 at some point and you get a sort of reversed owen

[high gorge]

@main lynx , Absolute Cinema

[scarlet arrow]

doesn't sound good to me

[lapis cloak]

play mittens

[turbid bolt]

yup

[patent patrol]

Ehhh I play the alekhines

[tired violet]

whos that

[patent patrol]

I would’ve sent a pic to go with that but it’s inappropriate

[lapis cloak]

my aunt

[kindred crypt]

[strange bobcat]

uhm wtf

[turbid bolt]

a nightmare

[finite tide]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/341775758

[frosty peak]

Junior-BOT (1300) vs. BeeGreen1 (1527)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[finite tide]

he beat nelson

[patent patrol]

Idk man like u can play anything and it’s theory

[ionic ledge]

Nice, I'm friended with Ben Finegold hahhaa

[somber kindle]

So Levon won

[finite tide]

i'll name my son the Nimzo-larsen attack

[regal osprey]

I sat here for almost 11 freaking minutes trying to find the mate

[balmy python]

the 🐐

[regal osprey]

And it didn't even go that far 💀

[lapis cloak]

dont you guys play spontaneous chess?
playing moves that feels alright at the point

[regal osprey]

I call that blundering

[lapis cloak]

and never studying opening as they are fun killers

[patent patrol]

My argument is here white is more prepared @scarlet arrow

[junior void]

Grandpa391957 who tf is that

[patent patrol]

A lot

[somber kindle]

Finegold sucks

[lapis cloak]

thats the only i have in chess

[lapis cloak]

on spot

[ionic ledge]

how can you say that?

[patent patrol]

A noticeable difference from me and other ppl I play here is I do stuff less conventionally

[lapis cloak]

aint he gay

[worldly scroll]

guys who wants to play blitz with me

[somber kindle]

He trashed levy for no reason

[worldly scroll]

so he does suck if you know what i mean

[tired violet]

mad winning rn

[dull blaze]

huh

[ionic ledge]

and Levy better?

[turbid bolt]

I play bullet

[patent patrol]

Levy made fun of him

[worldly scroll]

sure i'll send link here

[lapis cloak]

on spot again

[patent patrol]

But that’s when levy was like not popular just a dude making videos and being annoying

He said it himself

[worldly scroll]

https://link.chess.com/play/k5r8G3

[tired violet]

i blunder so hard wtf

[floral trellis]

How many brilliant moves have you guys had so far? I have gotten 5 at the moment

[tired violet]

was mad winning and i hung my queen and shit

[balmy python]

found the levy glazer guys XD

[rich sapphire]

How did you lose this game

[balmy python]

finegold trashes everyone XD he talks mad shit about hikaru too

[worldly scroll]

i love to suck

[rich sapphire]

[tired violet]

im 350 and i blundered mad hung my queen and rook cause he went corner bishop

[patent patrol]

Finegold is like that uncle who lets u take a sip of the beer

[balmy python]

time to log off buddy

[finite tide]

[rich sapphire]

Understandable

[regal osprey]

I'm stuck on this puzzle

[rich sapphire]

Very layered puzzle, indeed

[finite tide]

true

[patent patrol]

?? Where did it go

[regal osprey]

I can't send the puzzle can i

[patent patrol]

Emo cat girl

[rich sapphire]

Oh you're definitely getting pinged

[regal osprey]

Because I haven't solved it

[opal ether]

Anyone having problem logging in to mobile version with Google login?

[rich sapphire]

Just not by the people right now

[honest copper]

hello all

[rich sapphire]

As if right on cue

It gets deleted

[tired violet]

think i got way better center control

[honest copper]

we can’t help u ur in the middle of a game

[scarlet arrow]

looking for a Nf3 b3 main

[strange bobcat]

gay

[scarlet arrow]

any idea ?

[tired violet]

ik im just bored

[rich sapphire]

You missed Qa5 last move, winning a piece

[honest copper]

sure i’ll do that

[honest copper]

mods?

[scarlet arrow]

wdym you'll do that

[dull blaze]

can you lock in it looks like both yall tryna lose

[strange bobcat]

gimme back my elo 😭

[scarlet arrow]

like I'm looking for someone

😭

[high gorge]

That one skill you might never use

[strange bobcat]

im braindead

[dull blaze]

is he supposed to be banned for saying gay or what

[honest copper]

yea i gotchu i main that

[ionic ledge]

he scholars mated me I can't

[regal osprey]

Finally solved it my goodness

[scarlet arrow]

actually ?

[regal osprey]

sacrificing a knight for a rook some wacky ahh moves

[scarlet arrow]

omw

OTB too @honest copper ?

[honest copper]

uhhhh online

[scarlet arrow]

[honest copper]

wait i’ll make it happen

broo look at the na3 winrate

[patent patrol]

Cavalauer a threeeee

Bast trust just invent ur own theory

[honest copper]

trust bro next 25 games i’ll main it

[patent patrol]

Play high rated chess.com bots with the Reti Nimzo until ur used to the positions you get and you will never have to learn theory

[scarlet arrow]

I reached 2200 on my alt using it

[regal osprey]

trying to reach 2100 puzzles right now at a steak of 14

[scarlet arrow]

(from 2000 cuz I had a lil tilt)

but oké

[dull blaze]

why do u need someone who mains it

[scarlet arrow]

to see how they play it

to find some interesting ideas

and off beat plans

idk

[dull blaze]

idk that chesscom explorer sucks ass when I used it on myself it had a bunch of games missing

and it only goes to like move 5 LOL

[scarlet arrow]

removes really short games ig

[patent patrol]

There are a thousand interesting ideas and a million off beat plans

[scarlet arrow]

membership issue

[dull blaze]

watch youtube vid

[patent patrol]

It removes games under like 30 ply and doesn’t do every game

[dull blaze]

its ok its free w openingtree

so we chillin

[patent patrol]

Fr chess.com analysis kinda sucks besides game review

[balmy python]

game review isnt great either its just convenient

[patent patrol]

U never realize how much u lack for free until u get stuff like chessmonitor openingtree lichess

[dull blaze]

theres a nice game in nf3 b3 between milos szpar and some guy

[patent patrol]

It’s good I never hated it as a tool

[scarlet arrow]

there's only dalton perrine

[patent patrol]

It just is also convenient yea

[scarlet arrow]

and there isn't enough content for my liking

:(

[teal lark]

o/

[patent patrol]

Why not just click thru random lines in the masters db

U get to practically watch full games of off beat interesting theory doing that

See I don’t *specifically prep but I be doing shit like that occasionally and I do learn a lot

[kindred crypt]

Good Morning

Finally slept after 32 hours of non sleep

[dull blaze]

look at the game between adam kozak and milos szpar 2025

[sharp copper]

If anyone wants to be my friend, here's the invitation. I'm new to the game and this server. I hope to learn from you😉
https://link.chess.com/friend/Kbt55L

[tranquil basin]

Welp cooked him 3 1

[strange bobcat]

lol it was such a draw

[tranquil basin]

Probably yeah

U should play b4

[scarlet arrow]

lemme see

[dull blaze]

dont say u cooked him that shit was embarrassing to watch for both of u

[strange bobcat]

ik

[tranquil basin]

Not xc4

B4 just a draw

1st game was just horrible by me

How are u 27 blitz tho

Like I don’t get it how

Did u farm or smthing

[strange bobcat]

you would have flagged lol

[dull blaze]

there was a nice win in game 3 for white with rd7 and ng6 i was very sad it didnt happen

[tranquil basin]

No yeah ik

Ik woulda flagged for sure

But still. U can’t get to 27 like that

By just flagging

[strange bobcat]

I play fast and soligly

[dull blaze]

yeah u can

[strange bobcat]

you see how most of my time was just there

[tranquil basin]

Yeah

But u were playing shit practically

[strange bobcat]

you are def better in rapid and classical

[tranquil basin]

Like moves are safe and stuff but ur playing with no idea

In longer time controls u just get smashed like this

[light nimbus]

Levon is so underrated and beats carlsen nakamura and hans

[tranquil basin]

Cause u only play for time

[dull blaze]

tf hes not underrated his peak is like 2830

[strange bobcat]

I am not in best shape bro

[patent patrol]

Fr who’s ever heard of Levon aronian

[strange bobcat]

I just woke up lol + idk these openings you play

[light nimbus]

Nah bro never heard of him

[strange bobcat]

its weird af

[tranquil basin]

💀 bro i play KiD I need to know nothing there

And I don’t have big lines in this bg5 shit

Just safe advantage

[dull blaze]

thats on you brah

[tranquil basin]

And u play the French 💀 u should know it

[arctic crag]

hi

[tranquil basin]

There isn’t that many lines

[strange bobcat]

I play meran position or sth no

[tranquil basin]

Which ones that

[strange bobcat]

now french is bad for me cuz these 2800s deflect really well

[strange bobcat]

meran position dont you know 💀

[tranquil basin]

No lmao

[tranquil basin]

🤣

[dull blaze]

yeah ur strategy was very poopoo ur supposed to focus on the c5 break instead of re8 e5 which self pins for no reason

[tranquil basin]

That’s semi Slav?

[strange bobcat]

thats the meran position a FM tought me that

[tranquil basin]

Maybe idk I just pkay KiD by feeling

As white or black bro

Black this is semi Slav

[dull blaze]

u might need better feelings

[tranquil basin]

I typically go for e5 break everyjwere

[mental loom]

Hello

[tranquil basin]

Only time i do c5 is when its f3 line

Never seen bf4 before

[strange bobcat]

anyways that werent the best games I have played tbh

[tranquil basin]

I mean it’s easy for u since u just look at engine

[dull blaze]

yeah but bg5 weakens the b2 pawn and stuff

[tranquil basin]

Over the board is better to just play what ur used to

Creativity is bad

[dull blaze]

i cant even see the engine lines while im looking at the game but ok

[unique ledge]

have you ever thrown up during a chess match

[dull blaze]

fair enough

[teal lark]

hello

[tranquil basin]

Nah

[unique ledge]

is that something you would like to do someday?

[mental loom]

I don't know how to improve OTB games, for online chess feel comfortable

[rain lantern]

Wassup

[strange bobcat]

anyays I ould say

[teal lark]

cmjkao want to play bullet titled player

[rain lantern]

Do puzzles on a real chessboard

[strange bobcat]

that 2 of the games you won on endgames which I am very bad at

[teal lark]

wyl want to play bullet

[rain lantern]

Hi Vietnamese prodigy

and Jkao

[mental loom]

That's a good idea, I have a chess board which I never used 😅

[unique ledge]

hug your opponent before every chess match

[teal lark]

anyone want to olay bullet

[tepid wigeon]

Does it have practical applications like projectile vomit in someones face to win a game

[rain lantern]

Preferably use a mat chessboard assuming you from India 😉

[rain nexus]

ja bought rlly nice antique chess set only to realize he live alone

at least it cool decoration

[balmy python]

send photo of it

im always looking for cool old chess sets at lawn sales and shi i havent found any yet though

[rain lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chessboard-gif-9301489837261486957

[teal lark]

anyone bullet?

[mental loom]

Yes, handshake is find but some older people usually not show much interest & just want to start the game 😅

[teal lark]

??

[strange bobcat]

ggs tho @tranquil basin

[mental loom]

Yes I already have, will use sure! Thanks

[tawdry mango]

bro who are you 💀 how is your peak bullet 3.1k

[sly dune]

anyone down for a game?

[teal lark]

wdym how is it

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[teal lark]

sure

[kindred crypt]

Whats your username?

[teal lark]

10secondsdemon

[tawdry mango]

no random person in a chess discord is just gonna be a 3.1k bullet peaker. so are you some hidden GM or something

[teal lark]

bullet only please

[rain lantern]

Very nice pfp

[teal lark]

ty

[teal lark]

it’s not very hard

[tepid wigeon]

I am carving my own large pieces out of some scrap wood, its slow but the results will be worth

[balmy python]

I was thinking about trying this tbh, i have never done any sort of woodworking but a nice chess set it like $300 and wood and a carving knife is cheap so i could just do it myself

[tepid wigeon]

I remade my 1mx1m table into a big board too

I just borrowed a good knife from a friend and got files n stuff

[glossy sluice]

lincoln, check dms i really gotta know what i did wrong

[tepid wigeon]

Did it happen already

[tranquil basin]

Gg

[tepid wigeon]

Lemme show the first piece, the king

[tranquil basin]

No lmao

[rain nexus]

all the time. that’s how I practice endgames

[tranquil basin]

Yeah u gotta get better at em

[rain nexus]

sorry. had to dig in my camera roll to find it

[rain lantern]

Yeah wyl get good

[patent patrol]

Wat do u think ab my line against the english

[rain lantern]

Ts does NOT look like chess pieces

[tawdry mango]

@tranquil basinwhy is your bullet rating so low

[rain lantern]

Idk, I just freestyled in english

Idk any theory 😹 ✌️

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sean Combs (10secondsdemon)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Bullet: 2882 (3161 peak)

[teal lark]

shld i go for 3200

[rain nexus]

do u know what the word “antique” means

[patent patrol]

Me neither I play the Sicilian dragon against the English lol

[rain lantern]

I know but still

[lethal wigeon]

who is 700elo here?

[patent patrol]

I knew another line but I haven’t used it in a bit

[rain lantern]

@inland abyss is 700

[rain nexus]

ain’t no one here is THAT good 😭

[lethal wigeon]

wanna do a challenge? we will have 1 week and challenge is that whoever gets to 1000 wins faster @inland abyss

[sly dune]

anyone down for a game?

[patent patrol]

He’s scared

[glossy sluice]

can i play with you? i gotta practice playing chess

[rain nexus]

is ur pfp a mugshot

tuff

[sly dune]

yea whats ur user?

[lethal wigeon]

there is no way that guy is 700 lol

[glossy sluice]

Reka1212 (100 elo! thats a lot)

[lethal wigeon]

nice pfp

do you eat raw meat by any chance?

[patent patrol]

Ehhhh I pork it up sometimes

[buoyant warren]

never knew kramnik had to do with this

[patent patrol]

Kramnik is opening goat

[lethal wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/food-gif-25645664

[patent patrol]

Kramnik shirov counterattack is what I played vs English

[tepid wigeon]

The queen is a struggøe tbh

Struggle

[sly dune]

sent

[azure pivot]

bro spent 2 min on this💀

[tepid wigeon]

Let him cook.. or get cooked

[regal osprey]

FINALLY

[tepid wigeon]

Whatever floats their goat

[regal osprey]

bro that took me an hour

I'm actually slow 😭

[tepid wigeon]

@balmy python Isnt he pretty

[balmy python]

🔥🔥🔥

[tepid wigeon]

I am scared of making a worse second king

[unique ledge]

my spirit animal

[rain lantern]

He was prolly thinking of Kh8 before

ALso what is that opening

[azure pivot]

catalan

[fiery field]

?

[azure pivot]

yeah bro had a stroke

[rain lantern]

That looks so dystopian 💀

Actually idk the right word for it but

Yeah it definetily looks like something that my eyes can see

[azure pivot]

it was a pretty normal game up until b6

[rain lantern]

Oh wait I just realised b6 hangs a rook 💀

[azure pivot]

catalan just too strong tho🔥

[rain lantern]

God I need to wash my face

[tepid wigeon]

Is it mirrors or eyes?

[buoyant warren]

looks like something my eyes can see

[rain lantern]

😝

[patent patrol]

Who wanna play

[tepid wigeon]

Sometimes I interpret meaning from and encode information within symbols like so

[patent patrol]

Same they used to make fun of me for it but I dug out their codes from them

[tepid wigeon]

I meant like words but thats cool too

[tranquil basin]

Did I get pinged somewhere

I was boarding plane

[tepid wigeon]

Just search for ping

[tranquil basin]

Found it, cus I don’t play bro

[patent patrol]

All words are codes to me and theirs were ATCTATCTATCACTAC

[tepid wigeon]

God you sound just like my DNA

[rain lantern]

How many points you got and how much rating you gained btw

[tepid wigeon]

Repeat some more while at it jeez

Lol

[trail wharf]

Who is your favorite coach? I literally can't hear an analysis if it is not Mae's voice

Chess.com changed my coach for some reason and I hated the voice, had to change immediatly

[tepid wigeon]

I have never heard it lol what

[trail wharf]

Why not?

[tepid wigeon]

I didnt know it had voicw

[trail wharf]

Oh it does, it narrates what is written there

[patent patrol]

Not metaphysical kantian guy

[kindred crypt]

👀

[tepid wigeon]

And you have this on? All the time?

[trail wharf]

That is me

[trail wharf]

Yeah

[tepid wigeon]

I genuinely cant listen to a whole review opf

[patent patrol]

I rmr someone here asked why I used Dante

[trail wharf]

Why you use Dante?

[patent patrol]

It didn’t ever occur to me that u could change ur ai coaches race if u wanted

[tepid wigeon]

Ohh was this the time you remembered?

[regal osprey]

I think puzzles made me worse I just played a game against an 1100 with 46% accuracy

[tepid wigeon]

Oh wait

[regal osprey]

Or I'm actually exhausted

[tepid wigeon]

Time

[fiery field]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-alert-crazy-alert-alerta-alerta-loca-gif-2463480864319782005

[patent patrol]

Also Dante seems chill

[tranquil basin]

Like 20 ish

Super bad tournament

Plane is flying soon im chilling now

The in flight WiFi ain’t working

[tepid wigeon]

Reading > listening

[unique ledge]

anyone want to play chess? ^-^

[tepid wigeon]

Oops, didnt mean to reply

[dusk seal]

anyone reviewin my game?

[storm stream]

anyone want to 1v1

[dusk seal]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/140928947748/review

[frosty peak]

jjbosco2025 (649) vs. XarftoneYT (658)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Ng5 Nf6 5. Nxf7 Kxf7 6. Bc4+ d5 7. Bxd5+ Nxd5 8. Qh5+ g6 9. Qf3+ Kg8 10. exd5 Qe8+ 11. Kd2 Be7 12. Kd3 Bf5+ 13. Kd2 Bg5+ 14. Kd1 Bxc1 15. Kxc1 Qf8 16. d6 Qh6+ 17. Kd1 Ne5 18. Qd5+ Nf7 19. Nd2 Qh5+ 20. Nf3 cxd6 21. Re1 Kf8 22. Qxb7 Re8 23. Qc6 Rxe1+ 24. Kxe1 Qg4 25. Qa8+ Kg7 26. Rd1 Rxa8 27. h3 Re8+ 28. Kf1 Qe4 29. Nd2 Qe2+ 30. Kg1 Qxd1+ 31. Kh2 Qxd2 

[regal osprey]

idk when chess.com says you played like a 200 you question life lol

[reef canyon]

funky lichess puzzle i got

black to play mate in 5 🔥

[dusk seal]

i cant find m3 you sayin m5

[regal osprey]

I MISSED MATE IN 1

[dusk seal]

so you have no right of using magnus in ur pfp

[regal osprey]

Bruh

an 1100 too

[patent patrol]

Ugly ass puzzle bf5* is my first instinct

[regal osprey]

gave like 20 checks and lost on time

[rich sapphire]

Your knight is attacked

[balmy python]

i love how everyone is criticizing the format in freestyle now because magnus and hikaru didnt win 😂 like they didnt both lose matches to the guy who did end up winning

[dusk seal]

will anyone check my game?

[reef canyon]

who's "everyone"?

or am i just not online enough

[glossy sluice]

ggs

[balmy python]

youtube comment sections

[sly dune]

ggs

[rich sapphire]

So, 12 year olds

[reef canyon]

that's hardly everyone and most of them are bots

[glossy sluice]

dm me, i gotta show smth

[teal lark]

hi

[lethal wigeon]

spirit? thats natural

[dusk seal]

hi

[tall stirrup]

guys hear me out the muddy puddle from peppa pig is kinda..

[lethal wigeon]

i eat raw meat everyday, cured my acne, brain fog, and testosteronme