💬〡chess-talk

[grand salmon]

Is that actually decent for chess?

[runic igloo]

Titled player vs Tilted player

[runic igloo]

nah js for titles

[grand salmon]

I see

[runic igloo]

sameeeeeeeee itd be crazy like low taper level of crazy yk... heh...

(im 17)

[blazing quest]

is the goal cm by the start of 2027 or during the year

[pale pollen]

I’m 15 so technically I have higher chances since I have um a better elo

[runic igloo]

entire year

[runic igloo]

Thats nice

[pale pollen]

Can be at the end of 2027 lol

[blazing quest]

gl bro its gonna be tough

[runic igloo]

yeah ik

it will be tuff but i already do like 6 hours of games a day

so yh

[pale pollen]

2.5 yes… I’m confident that I can reach this title but 2 years is hard

[pale pollen]

You should study chess too

[runic igloo]

idk what to study

[blazing quest]

yeah only playing might work for a while but you won’t work forever

[runic igloo]

openings is my strongest point

so yeah

[blazing quest]

I’ll add u I wanna see the progress

[runic igloo]

woahhh ur like 2.5k

insane

[pale pollen]

Tactics, openings, strategy and endgames

[hoary edge]

PLAY 960 U GUYS ARE ASLEEP

[pale pollen]

That’s what I do

[grand salmon]

Have to study everything else aswell
Openings are just 1 small part of the game

[pale pollen]

Never played

[runic igloo]

yeah but is there any way to study tactics like not js doing

[runic igloo]

yup

[pale pollen]

Well umm analysis the tactics after doing… like the position maybe

To understand more

[agile prism]

hello

[runic igloo]

yea

Mild? heck no

[blazing quest]

Do really difficult ones so that you improve your calculation skills

[runic igloo]

I bought a 900 euro dgt board js to play at home

[blazing quest]

ok maybe not mild

[runic igloo]

so sigma of me

[blazing quest]

broooooo, for what purpose

[pale pollen]

Everything is important yes… if your openings are good then focus on other things and if possible your weaknesses

[runic igloo]

i usually lose due to nerves, when i got into my first live board match i lost in 8 moves

[pale pollen]

I have one at around 250 euros (converted)

[runic igloo]

i wanna get used to it

[runic igloo]

nicee

is it Pegasus?

[pale pollen]

Yes

[runic igloo]

that one looks nice

[blazing quest]

wow, but like why a dgt board for home purposes?

[pale pollen]

I have nice chess board in wood anyways (bigger)

[grand salmon]

Easier tracking of games and analysis ig

[blazing quest]

ig

[pale pollen]

You won’t believe me but I have 3 dgt clocks

[grand salmon]

But 900 is a bit steep icl

[blazing quest]

3 is crazy

[runic igloo]

idk lol

[pale pollen]

I got 2 free lol

[pliant warren]

Check out this #chess game: JAAUSE vs MyMostIntellectual - https://www.chess.com/live/game/140922787464

[frosty peak]

JAAUSE (197) vs. MyMostIntellectual (233)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Bb5+ c6 3. Ba4 dxe4 4. Qh5 Nf6 5. d3 Nxh5 6. dxe4 Nf4 7. Bxf4 Bg4 8. f3 Qa5+ 9. Nd2 Be6 10. Bb3 Bxb3 11. O-O-O Qxa2 12. Nxb3 e6 13. Bc7 Ba3 14. Rd8+ Ke7 15. Rxh8 Qxb2+ 16. Kd2 g5 17. Bd8+ Kd6 18. Ne2 Qxh8 19. Bxg5 Bb4+ 20. Nc3 Qxc3+ 21. Ke2 Qxc2+ 22. Nd2 Qxd2+ 23. Bxd2 Bxd2 24. Kxd2 Nd7 25. Rd1 Ke5 26. Ke3 Nc5 27. f4+ Kf6 28. e5+ Kf5 29. g3 Kg4 30. Rc1 Nb3 31. Rc3 Na5 32. Ke4 f5+ 33. Kd4 Rd8+ 34. Kc5 Rd5+ 35. Kb4 b6 36. Ka3 b5 37. Kb4 Nb7 38. Rxc6 a5+ 39. Kc3 b4+ 40. Kc4 Rd2 41. Rxe6 Rc2+ 42. Kb5 b3 43. Rb6 b2 44. Ka6 Nc5+ 45. Kxa5 Kf3 46. Kb4 Nd3+ 47. Ka3 Rc1 48. Rxb2 Nxb2 49. Kxb2 Rh1 50. e6 Re1 51. e7 Rxe7 52. h3 Kxg3 53. h4 h5 54. Kc3 Re3+ 55. Kd4 Re4+ 56. Kd5 Kxf4 57. Kd6 Rd4+ 58. Ke6 Re4+ 59. Kf6 Kg3 60. Kg6 Kxh4 61. Kxf5 Rg4 62. Ke5 Kg3 

[grand salmon]

How would one get a dgt clock for free

[pale pollen]

Not going to watch

[blazing quest]

no metal just wood

[pale pollen]

Guys see

[grand salmon]

Wooden chess boards go hard

[pale pollen]

I have nicer and bigger

[blazing quest]

😢

[pale pollen]

I have 2 other chess boards… in wood but those are portative and smaller

[grand salmon]

I made a board in lego in the past

[pale pollen]

I have also a flat chessboard with plastic pieces (very bad)

[stable pike]

Cool

[pale pollen]

So yes in total I have 5 chess boards and 3 dgt clocks

[blazing quest]

those with the foldable soft board things are pretty nice

[grand salmon]

Was all colourful pieces though I didn't have too many black and white pieces

[blazing quest]

lego is so expensive

[grand salmon]

It is

[pale pollen]

Should I sell all my Lego?

[grand salmon]

Hell nah

[kindred crypt]

hi

[blazing quest]

sure

hello

[pale pollen]

Hell yes i don’t play anymore

[grand salmon]

Alright you might miss them some time in the future though

[kindred crypt]

what's the minimum elo to be considered an expert (in chess)

[blazing quest]

hoarder mentality

[blazing quest]

2000 fide

[pale pollen]

How? They are in the closet

[blazing quest]

or 2000 OTB in general iirc

[kindred crypt]

isn't that like around 2100 blitz and bullet

[pale pollen]

Um 2000 national is good too

[oblique berry]

[Site "Chess.com"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "715"]
[BlackElo "770"]
[TimeControl "60"]
[Termination "isisilololilpl won by checkmate"]

1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nc6 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. Nc3 a6 5. Nh4 g6 6. Nxf5 gxf5 7. Bd3 e6 8. Qh5
   Nf6 9. Qf3 Ng4 10. h3 Nf6 11. a4 b5 (11... h5 12. Ne2) 12. axb5 axb5 13.
   Rxa8 Qxa8 14. Bxb5 (14. Nxb5 Qb7) 14... Ke7 15. Bxc6 Qxc6 16. Bd2 Qa6 17. h4
   Qa1+ 18. Nd1 Qxb2 19. h5 Qa1 20. Bb4+ Ke8 21. Bxf8 Kxf8 22. h6 Ng4 23. Rh4 Ke7
2. Qf4 Qa2 25. Qxc7+ Kf6 26. Qe5+ Nxe5 27. dxe5+ Kxe5 28. f4+ Ke4 29. Nc3+ Kxe3
3. Nxa2 Rg8 31. g3 Rxg3 32. Nb4 Rg1# 0-1

[pale pollen]

No

[oblique berry]

Can someone help

[blazing quest]

varies from person to person

[kindred crypt]

2200?

[kindred crypt]

Yeah ik there's an IM that is 1800 blitz

[grand salmon]

I mean if you aren't making things by yourself or collecting, yeah I can't see you missing them

[pale pollen]

Otb is a different experience… even if you are 2500 it doesn’t mean you will be 2000otb since there are new other factors to consider

[blazing quest]

I mean if ur old ur probably gonna have a lower online rating compared to kids who grew playing online even if you are similarly rated in OTB chess

[kindred crypt]

but chess is chess...

[grand salmon]

Nobody will check this and analyze it here, put it in #💬〡improvement-talk and preferably paired with a link

[pale pollen]

I don’t collect… I got them as gift when I was kid

[blazing quest]

2500 is surely at least 2000 OTB if not more depending on where you live

[kindred crypt]

tactic dispproved that a few years ago

[grand salmon]

Nothings stopping you from selling them then

[kindred crypt]

but he could have been cheating, idk

[pale pollen]

Maybe but not sure

[blazing quest]

there can be exceptions

I mean blitz maybe not bullet

[pale pollen]

Just try otb and you will see…

[kindred crypt]

what exceptions

how does a 2100 fide have the same rapid and blitz rating of a GM?

note i included rapid

[grand salmon]

Honestly I believe people should be introduced to chess otb instead of online

[pale pollen]

The GM can be bad at blitz lol

[blazing quest]

online rapid above a certain point is pretty irrelevant

there some really old GM that’s around 2100 on cc blitz

[kindred crypt]

KNVB

[blazing quest]

he’d probably cook all of us OTB but online he’s just very slow

[pale pollen]

Some people like me need more time to analyze the position

Then I take too much time in blitz and lose on time

Even if was winning

[kindred crypt]

3|1, 3|2??

[blazing quest]

I used to have a fat rating discrepancy

[pale pollen]

Harder but can happen like you play random moves

[blazing quest]

online blitz with increment💔

[grand salmon]

These days I play 15+10 and somehow have <90 seconds in the end

[kindred crypt]

i don't want to be kramnik

but if a 2100 fide is 3000 blitz

[blazing quest]

then they’re super underrated

[kindred crypt]

that's just cap

[burnt comet]

how is 2100 3000?

what?

[kindred crypt]

have you heard of riley?

[pale pollen]

Everyone is different…

[blazing quest]

who is that

[kindred crypt]

wait sorry he's 2900 blitz not 3000

[burnt comet]

That must be a huge outlier then.

[grand salmon]

Clearly they spent less time in otb tournaments

[blazing quest]

ok but is he an active OTB player

[pale pollen]

I’m active otb… less good online

[blazing quest]

ok but he’s had a steady improvement over tens of thousands of games

[white sorrel]

ChatGPT told me that FIDE 2000 is roughly 2200-2300 blitz and 2000 bullet

[pale pollen]

Btw fide changes around the world 🌎… a 1600 somewhere could be as strong as a 1700 in another place

[blazing quest]

India

[pale pollen]

Everyone different

[oblique berry]

Chess is mad. Thanks

[pale pollen]

Btw some people travel to get titles because they are easier to get in some places

[blazing quest]

I’m lucky to be in Europe

a lot of tournaments so not a lot of underrated players

also it’s just a bunch of uncs playing

[pale pollen]

Good… the worst thing is like when you play against a underrated player

The best is overrated

[blazing quest]

the people at my clubs lichess ratings are like the same or <200 of their OTB ratings

[blazing quest]

frrr

[pale pollen]

Rare

[kindred crypt]

But chess is chess! How is OTB vs online different

[blazing quest]

if you play against 50 year old Swedes it’s not rare

[pale pollen]

But happens, after a good tournament he could have won too much elo

[blazing quest]

yep

[viral egret]

My fide rating is higher than my online rating

[blazing quest]

especially if you have a high k-factor and play a lot of tournaments in a month

[grand salmon]

Some people find it easier to see the board in one means of playing or the other

[viral egret]

There’s a specific reason for it

[blazing quest]

whays the reason

[burnt comet]

Chess is chess, I agree lol but i dont think 3000 blitz = 2100 FIDE. Thats like saying, you could be magnus carlsen online but in person you could be just a strong player

[viral egret]

Online if I get a bad position, I just resign and go next. Otb I don’t resign

[grand salmon]

And also otb is more psychologically demanding

[pale pollen]

Happens

[blazing quest]

but like no one at 3000 blitz is 2100 OTB and plays OTB consistently

[pale pollen]

Online I’m winning and lose on time

[viral egret]

Gotta get better at practical endgames so you can convert wins faster

[patent patrol]

Come to Bolivia

[viral egret]

Por q

[agile prism]

strange

[pale pollen]

Well I know how to convert fast but like I need some reflection

[blazing quest]

why do you have the locked out role

[kindred crypt]

anyway is 2300 blitz and bullet good for chess expert

[patent patrol]

necesito matarte

[pale pollen]

He try to escape?

[grand salmon]

Probably

[blazing quest]

lol

[empty fulcrum]

lol

[viral egret]

Por q?

[pale pollen]

Why his name is red to me?

[burnt comet]

Yeah exactly thats my point if someones genuinely 3000 in blitz and plays OTB regularly, there’s no way they’re stuck at 2100 FIDE.

[patent patrol]

porque dinero

[empty fulcrum]

idk

[blazing quest]

that’s why there’s no one like that right

[viral egret]

Cuantos? Le podemos compartir

[pale pollen]

Too strange I quit chess (jk)

[burnt comet]

Maybe there could be an outlier but i would highly doubt it

[patent patrol]

no

[viral egret]

Then I won’t go

[grand salmon]

Why is spanish being spoken on cc server

[viral egret]

Because people who speak spanish play chess

[blazing quest]

spanish is the worst subject

[patent patrol]

yo necesito matarte tu porque y canjea el premio

oop

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[blazing quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-obese-ayo-chill-tf-out-yo-meme-eye-of-rah-gif-8941207415813895715

[patent patrol]

Yo necesito matarte tu porque soy canjea el premio

[grand salmon]

Ah, entiendo

[oblique berry]

I can't it won't let me

[blazing quest]

pls no hablo espanol en la server por favor🙏😢

[patent patrol]

Calliate puts

[grand salmon]

You need trusted role I think

[burnt comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[plucky kelp]

!it

"Please only speak italian in this chat that way only like 5 people can participate in the conversations"

[oblique berry]

What's that

[plucky kelp]

Bruh connect ur account

[grand salmon]

do /trust and see for yourself

[burnt comet]

what do you get for doing it?

[plucky kelp]

U just embed fail when you could have gotten embed perms easily

[plucky kelp]

Embed perms

[burnt comet]

Ah lol

[blazing quest]

furry

[burnt comet]

minus aura from me

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-flying-cat-jumpscare-jump-gif-20372835

[viral egret]

Yes hello. Can I help you?

[grand salmon]

No hablar ajedrez en el server español 🙏🙏

[viral egret]

Lol

[blazing quest]

afil de tres

[plucky kelp]

What if I just inizio a parlare italiano a caso

[viral egret]

Illegal, your pawn is still on e2

[blazing quest]

mb vro

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[grand salmon]

Porque

[blazing quest]

I think I should go to sleep now

[final matrix]

oh hi

[plucky kelp]

Hello

[blazing quest]

gn everyone

[grand salmon]

Buenas noches

[plucky kelp]

I am playing terribly in the 0.5 viewer tournament :3

[viral egret]

Not gonna beat the furry allegations by typing “:3”

[final matrix]

rip

honestly i havent looked at more than 2 of the games in that tournament 💀

[burnt comet]

Just me or was the prizepool for freestyle chess pretty big?

[kindred crypt]

Made the pawns looking kinda..

[burnt comet]

$750K USD

[plucky kelp]

Atleast I just beat a 2093 fide rated in an OTB classical tournament round 1

[kindred crypt]

Congratulations

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

Me when there's thousands of evidence saying that I'm allegedly a furry
(I still deny the allegations)
:3

[kindred crypt]

you gonna become CM lil man

[kindred crypt]

why are you a furry

[graceful star]

bro this chess game is insane 💀

[chrome sandal]

bro

[plucky kelp]

Nah im car

[kindred crypt]

you are a furry

[plucky kelp]

No u

U are a furry

https://tenor.com/view/the-um-gif-24376321

[kindred crypt]

i would nevah

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-116-gif-7194848646121980755

[graceful star]

omg im stupid

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[graceful star]

i let the queen

[plucky kelp]

Go start a twitch channel and commentate your own games live there

[graceful star]

yo

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[graceful star]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

ah hell naw

[latent crystal]

Waiiiit, are pawns both transgender and trans species?

And trans building ig since they can turn into a Literal castle

[latent crystal]

Purrmate

[kindred crypt]

why are we bringing that kind of topic into chess

[somber lark]

[latent crystal]

Because it's a genuine question

[somber lark]

bro expected Nc6

[kindred crypt]

the game was created 2000 years ago, i dont think anyone thought about that back then

[latent crystal]

Pawns can turn into a queen, elephant, horse, and castle

[kindred crypt]

i dont think the idea even existed

[latent crystal]

Nahhh they did fr

[plucky kelp]

Why is it called a "knight" if it's literally just a horse?

[latent crystal]

Cuz it's a knight

What you think the whole arse castle is moving around too xddd

[kindred crypt]

it symbolizes a mounted unit

[latent crystal]

Kinda cool how rooks used to be the strongest

And queens were weakest with kings

[nimble hill]

I was in a game where it was king and rook vs king and rook and the enemy didn’t accept a draw TwT

[latent crystal]

😭

[nimble hill]

They tried to flag me

[latent crystal]

What happened... You blundered it didn't u

[nimble hill]

They stole my rook cause I was like

Bored TwT

[latent crystal]

Broooo, they so badddd

[nimble hill]

And then they failed to check mate me with a rook

[kindred crypt]

excuses

[nimble hill]

So we drawed

[kindred crypt]

goddamn

[nimble hill]

Lollll

[latent crystal]

Oh good

What's Ur ELO?

[nimble hill]

1000

[latent crystal]

Nice

[nimble hill]

I got +1 from the draw

[latent crystal]

Goodluck getting to 1300

[latent crystal]

WWW

[nimble hill]

Thanks

I’m not very good at chess

But I’m good at Splatoon so it cancels out

[latent crystal]

Ngl I used to think 1300s were super cool and skillled

Untill I became 1300... And realised I'm still arse

[latent crystal]

Niceee, Splatoon is super fun

[latent crystal]

AHHHH

[nimble hill]

I’ve won a weekly Splatoon tournament against some really good players lol

[latent crystal]

I'll be happy when I reach 2000

And then I can finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a greatful universe

[latent crystal]

Damnnn

[nimble hill]

If I spent 2000+ hours on chess I’d probably be good

[latent crystal]

I'm good at smash bros, that's the only one I could play competitively

But I'm rusty af

[kindred crypt]

wait what

you want to reach 2000

[latent crystal]

It's easy for me to because I play chess on vrchat

[tardy drum]

same hahaha

[latent crystal]

Well 1500 first, then 1800

Those are my hopes, over next 2 years

[latent crystal]

Xddd

I beat a 96 yearold at my chess club tho!

[nimble hill]

I’m totally gonna be a

[latent crystal]

His name is Wolfgang leonhardt

[nimble hill]

Grand master :3

First furry grandmaster 💀

[latent crystal]

Xdd

[latent crystal]

Sorry ik some pepes on vrchat who gonna reach it first

[kindred crypt]

you know there's a hack to gain elo fast (without cheating)

[elfin hedge]

i will beat you and be the first grandmaster to beat the first furry grandmaster

[latent crystal]

I don't think I'll ever be a grandmadter

Maybe international one day tho

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ivan_dalek (karmdal)

This is the Chess.com profile of karmdal. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: ivan_dalek (karmdal)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1473 (1506 peak)
Blitz: 856 (886 peak)
Bullet: 864 (peak)

[west pasture]

https://www.chess.com/variants/custom/lobby please join my lobby REVONN3

[latent crystal]

EXTERMINATEEE

[west pasture]

its casual

[nimble hill]

Is it bad that I lost my old chess.com account and had to make a new one after I stopped playing chess two years ago

[viral egret]

I would bet every penny I own that denis lazavik is a furry

[latent crystal]

Rippp

I've played for about 7-8 months lol

TO BE FAIR THO, I played alot

[tardy drum]

I was on a rapid tournament in my city in february. It was my first FIDE rapid tournament ever, so after first 2 games in which I won with two 2k elo guys my elo was also estimated at 2000. Even tho I lost all matches after that my elo irl is still like 1600 while I have 1400 on chesscom

[latent crystal]

Yes we know fr, but that's lameeee

[kindred crypt]

what

[viral egret]

Do you want coaching

[latent crystal]

Damn lol, nice tho

[latent crystal]

Maybeeee

Idk I just enjoy playing and learning

I'm 17 so I got timeee

[kindred crypt]

you're 17 💀

[viral egret]

I should be able to get you to 1500 pretty easily

[latent crystal]

Ye?

Why

[latent crystal]

If I tried I would def already be there lol

[kindred crypt]

when i was a teen

[latent crystal]

But I just enjoy games for fun

[kindred crypt]

and i went up the rating ladder

[viral egret]

Yeah, I wanna teach you about the fun of analyzing your own games

It’s also insanely good for improvement

[latent crystal]

I sometimes do a little

[nimble hill]

That’s a huge part of learning

[latent crystal]

I mainly do it in Vrchat lol xd

Around a 3d board, with others

[nimble hill]

Being able to recognize one’s mistakes is incredibly important

[viral egret]

Average vrchat furry

[nimble hill]

It’s how I got to be so good in Splatoon

[latent crystal]

Idk it's more fun than chess.com

I would recommend

[latent crystal]

Faxxx

[nimble hill]

I placed #53 in NA & EU X Battles of Splatoon.

[latent crystal]

I'm not a furry!

[nimble hill]

Because I was able to recognize the errors in my games

[viral egret]

Well, it’s up to you. If you want free coaching, just lmk

[latent crystal]

Thanks man, appreciate it

[nimble hill]

Can I have coaching!

:3

[latent crystal]

I'll add ya maybe we can hit some games atsp

[viral egret]

Sure

[latent crystal]

Should we make like a group DM lol

[viral egret]

Up to yall. All I do is just analyze your games with you

[latent crystal]

Alrrr thx

Ngl rn I'ma just study the kings indian, Vienna and Karo cann fantasy

Maybe also Dutch

[west pasture]

Nobody has any interest in 4player chess ?

[west elm]

no

[kindred crypt]

aight, im 5 elo up today

💪

[tough ibex]

Dont stop, even if you go 300 down

Just keep spamming games

[kindred crypt]

man i played 7 games today, that's plenty

if the average game is 15 minutes long then i played for almost 2 hours straight

[balmy python]

gained a whole 10 rating points for my tournament today lol

[kindred crypt]

nice

[balmy python]

better than losing points i guess

[kindred crypt]

live songs really are something aye

[tough ibex]

We are not the same

[kindred crypt]

i usually play 0-3 games a day

i used to play more before

[tough ibex]

I’m so addicted I play in between my sets

[kindred crypt]

and yo ass 1600? imagine if you only played when concentrated, you would be at least 1620

more like 1860

[tough ibex]

Me when I believe everything on the internet

[kindred crypt]

oh, you actually dont?

[somber lark]

[tough ibex]

No way I’d put my main when the most stuck up people I’ve ever seen are on here

[kindred crypt]

damn, you're 600?

[tribal yew]

💀

[tough ibex]

On a good day

[kindred crypt]

and on a bad one?

[tough ibex]

On bad days it goes up to 700

[kindred crypt]

damn

[tribal yew]

💀

[kindred crypt]

man, stop with the emote

[tribal yew]

kinda low dont you think?

[tough ibex]

Pretty average

[tribal yew]

really?

damn i thought that was low

[kindred crypt]

600 is average

[tribal yew]

i thought it was 1200

[tough ibex]

Maybe one day I’ll be an IM

[tribal yew]

..alr

[tough ibex]

But most high elo players on here are straight up losers so idk

[tribal yew]

huh

[tough ibex]

Doesn’t make it desirable is what I mean

[kindred crypt]

in lichess it is since 1100-1200 chess.com is 1500 lichess

[kindred crypt]

don't call me a loser

[golden mica]

Yeah on chess.com I’m 1004, on lichess I’m 1882

[native skiff]

[kindred crypt]

WHAT

serious?

There's an FM that's 1800 in lichess

an F.M.

[somber lark]

hmm

[golden mica]

Yup

[kindred crypt]

if white takes on e4, black has forced mate in 31

[kindred crypt]

do you play both often?

[somber lark]

He didn't find it 😔

[golden mica]

Nah not really

I grinded till 1000 and haven’t been consistent since

[kindred crypt]

wait 1000 what?

blitz, rapid, or bullet?

[golden mica]

1000 rapid

[kindred crypt]

oh yeah. 600 rapid lichess is -1500 chess.com

[woven dagger]

Chess.com I'm 900 lichess in 820

[pliant warren]

Yo

What's good guyz

[native skiff]

How is this so much better for white? Is it because all of black’s pieces are still on the back rank?

[pliant warren]

Is this the ssehc discord server?

:))

no one's here bro

it's ok bro

[native skiff]

??

[pliant warren]

YOOOOOOOO

[pliant warren]

It's a HUMAN

[west pasture]

there are other servers like lichess, lishogi, pychess

[native skiff]

Ssech?? Is that meant to be chess?😂

[pliant warren]

👍 👍 👍 👍 🤓

[native skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-robot-human-touch-robot-finger-touch-gif-1113978595806870980

[pliant warren]

Yo Z

[native skiff]

Discord is empty today.

[kindred crypt]

Starting to like 980

[pliant warren]

What's good g

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

Pretty good wbu

[pliant warren]

A-are you......

DRacUla???!?

:000

[kindred crypt]

Hope not lol

[native skiff]

Seems we are the last three here on the discord. We need to repopulate it…….

[pliant warren]

No way bro :----

[kindred crypt]

You down to play chess980?

[pliant warren]

I play chess180 :->>>

[kindred crypt]

Yes lol that

[pliant warren]

No way :0000

[kindred crypt]

960 i mean

[pliant warren]

Chess 0.96??!? :000

It's REAL

[kindred crypt]

Sarcasm with you

[pliant warren]

Yes, dracula

I AM SARCASM

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

life sucks man

it's ok bro

damn, life sucks broo :(((

it's ok, I'm here for u bro 👍👍👍

thanks man

it's ok bro 👍👍👍

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -

[somber lark]

+3, up a piece

[scarlet arrow]

[fluid ridge]

niceee

[scarlet arrow]

it's green now

goofy aah curve

[fluid ridge]

lol

[kindred crypt]

All went downhill

[native skiff]

Ohhh, okay. Makes sense.

[scarlet arrow]

idk how to handle the d4 Nf6 Nf3 e6 london yet

like I suffer because of my lsb

bat oké

I'll learn

[unique ledge]

what’s lsb

[scarlet arrow]

light square bish

[unique ledge]

are you ok

oh

[low mulch]

is anyone willing to play me in chess right now and give me advice on what to learn??

[scarlet arrow]

sweet

[unique ledge]

Bastman, can you be honest with me
Have you ever muted me

[scarlet arrow]

read #1040028251965358121 about that

[low mulch]

is anyone willing to play me in chess right now and give me advice on what to learn??

[scarlet arrow]

uuuh

once

[unique ledge]

thank you

[scarlet arrow]

twice*

[unique ledge]

I’m sorry, I’ll be better

[scarlet arrow]

out of your qxxnzillion warnings

[real belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-im-back-chat-im-back-chat-gif-10891601084898830857

[unique ledge]

can you count how many I have?

[scarlet arrow]

nah too lazy and pointless

[unique ledge]

okie

[scenic dirge]

how do I gain the trust of chess.com

[real belfry]

should we make chess.com call it a horse or even make people choose between knight ,horse and pony

[shut agate]

finally I'm at the gate

[scarlet arrow]

how to be trusted

I said

how to be trusted

[real belfry]

sensei

[scarlet arrow]

how to get trusted

[glass robin]

@scarlet arrow connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[scarlet arrow]

there we go

[real belfry]

what's the most thing that would help me get better at blitz ?

[fluid ridge]

what abt me?

[real belfry]

or even bullet

[scarlet arrow]

were you ever muted

oh yes

[kindred crypt]

No idea

[fluid ridge]

puzzle rush

[scarlet arrow]

I never did

[tough ibex]

That’s why I said most🧑‍🦯‍➡️

[fluid ridge]

a few times lol

[kindred crypt]

Easy make sure you move fast

[worldly tangle]

I have 998 elo I'm so close

[low mulch]

is anyone here thats intermidate or expert to play me in chess and give advice on what i need to improve???

[real belfry]

I'm not a pro member

[kindred crypt]

Dont think just move

[fluid ridge]

how many times have I been muted?

[fluid ridge]

free trial?

[scarlet arrow]

won't count

[real belfry]

oh my life is way better now I really feel the change oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

[tardy drum]

I feel like I am having my prime rn, just hit 2 games with 94% acc, one 26 moves the other one 50 moves

[fluid ridge]

lmao

[low mulch]

is anyone here thats intermidate or expert to play me in chess and give advice on what i need to improve? anyone? i need help improving...

[real belfry]

[worldly tangle]

He's onto something

[ornate jewel]

keep edging

[scarlet arrow]

source of the video

[ornate jewel]

lmao

[tardy drum]

Tennison trap by any chance?

[worldly tangle]

Yeah lol

[tardy drum]

I knew it

[worldly tangle]

Better variation is Ng5 for icbm trap but bc4 after ne5 is literally just garbage

You play qh5 to sac the knight coz the pawn is pinned to rook

[tardy drum]

yeah you can win a bishop there i think

[worldly tangle]

You dont play bc4 its a blunder

[sudden roost]

[tardy drum]

but first he has to blunder

Works if you are 200 elo

[worldly tangle]

This is the video

[real belfry]

u know that I'm so lazy to watch season 3 of breaking bad

[real belfry]

well I'm 1000 and I blunder everywhere

[tardy drum]

Im 1450 and I blunder everywhere too

[real belfry]

I know someone who is 2100 and he blunderes everywhere also

[young swan]

Yo

[tardy drum]

Not in one move tho but yeah

[real belfry]

yeah those opening traps I hate them

I just wanna free candy I'm just a kid

[tardy drum]

In their terms ''blunder" is if you didnt calculate a line where you lose a pawn in 2984321 moves

[worldly tangle]

How is the halloween gambit legal

[real belfry]

nah he always blunder free queen

[young swan]

I am also a 2150 and I attest to the fact that everyone blunders

[worldly tangle]

4 knights game then you just sac a knight for a pawn??

[tardy drum]

idk but I hate to play it

[real belfry]

and hopefully his opponents 99% premove smth else and he takes what he was aiming to

[tardy drum]

Even if he doesnt trap me my position after 15 moves is unplayable

[real belfry]

when u blunder mate in 50 against gm

[real belfry]

yep even the Maggie man blunders

[tardy drum]

In bullet if you face modern defense or KID you can put bishop on a6/h6 and if they premove you win a rook I think

[real belfry]

I'm a big fan of the Maggie man BTW

[young swan]

Oh magnesium calories

[real belfry]

actually Maggie man is magnus

[tardy drum]

aight guys it's 3 am here I gtg. Gained 40 elo today, I'm insanely happy

Goodnight

[worldly tangle]

I just went from 900 to 998 elo in like 2 days

[young swan]

Yeah magnesium calories is also magnus

[real belfry]

if stockfish played against stockfish but stockfish accepted the queens gambit which stockfish would when

[waxen path]

hi anyone wanna play friendly game with me??

[real belfry]

well I wanna try chess 960

[waxen path]

i can only play on standard

[real belfry]

same 🫠

[junior void]

Bruv I just lost a game to abandon,ent when I had 9 seconds left and flagging my opponent who had 5 seconds wtf chesscom

[waxen path]

whats your username?

[real belfry]

I can only play standard but I wanna play 960 and my user is siuiuiuiiiusiuuuuu

not a fan of football BTW

[waxen path]

okay but can we play standard first? i have no idea about 960

[real belfry]

same OK play standard

[waxen path]

okay ill invite you

[real belfry]

👍🏿

[floral trellis]

What’s the best reponse to e4?

[real belfry]

my dad's best emoji :

[waxen path]

e5 or f6

[real belfry]

I guess all dads use it

[floral trellis]

What opening is f6

[real belfry]

well I play e5 but I wanna learn f6 but its not for begginers

[low mulch]

someone please play me in chess and give advice on what to improve?

[ornate jewel]

bro also watches tushi

[waxen path]

i can't find you dude what your elo?

[real belfry]

1000

[quasi nova]

DO NOT play f6 lmao it's a horrendous move lmao

[waxen path]

2 knights game

[real belfry]

1024 to be accurate

I guess

[ornate jewel]

2^10

[waxen path]

1034?

[ornate jewel]

yes

[real belfry]

24*

[real belfry]

yep special number

[copper root]

It was time to lock in chat

[quasi nova]

If you go into someone's profile, click on the 3 dots, like how you would to block or report someone, and there's an App button. Click on that and it'll show you an option to send their chess.com profile in chat that only you can see

[ornate jewel]

yes, now you should grind for 2^11 (2048) rating

[quasi nova]

This is a famous puzzle vro

[copper root]

Nah

It’s actually a post I stole from tiktok

[real belfry]

I started 3 months ago n my goal was to reach 1000 elo to start dating

[ornate jewel]

thx for the tip goat

[quasi nova]

Mods blow his upper half completely off

[ornate jewel]

to start dating?

[copper root]

The block button ain’t enough I want him Dead

[quasi nova]

So many people don't know it, it's kinda crazy

[ornate jewel]

I started 8 years ago and im 1380

[low mulch]

is someone nice enough to play me in chess and give advice on what i should improve on?

[quasi nova]

I started 2 years ago and I'm 1306 ❤️

[real belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AoP27mOdspo?si=PW5ykDU2WxTpuR8A

[unique ledge]

I started 7 years ago and I’m 1700

[ornate jewel]

well to be fair, many people learn how to play chess when theyre 6 lol

[unique ledge]

But I peak sit too much

[low mulch]

is someone nice enough to play me in chess and give advice on what i should improve on?

[worldly tangle]

it feels weird to lose a queen and still be up 3 points of material

[unique ledge]

learn how to improve generally before learning to improve in chess

[copper root]

Here’s one of mine (real)

[waxen path]

jocalpp?

[ornate jewel]

GOTHAM

[worldly tangle]

Remember kids: Knights move in L's, But also BACKWARDS L's

[real belfry]

just kidding n actually I don't wanna date anyone (I'll let my mom choose for me)

[quasi nova]

I started chess when I was like 12 but I didn't actually start learning anything chess until I was 16

[real belfry]

see the short

[ornate jewel]

same, its kinda hard for me to start a new game when im on my peak rating

[ornate jewel]

even though I won like 4 games in a row now

[radiant pike]

as a 1500 i can confirm that i successfully acquired a lover when i reached 1000

[ornate jewel]

yea, gotham is real for that

[real belfry]

lol

[ornate jewel]

now I can date

[low mulch]

ive already been improving latley i just wanted to see what you guys think 😦

[real belfry]

go for it

[real belfry]

I guess stockfish has many harem tho

[ornate jewel]

wait, if a woman is <1000 elo, should I date her

[ornate jewel]

[shut agate]

👁️👄👁️

[crude solstice]

Ironically, my parents will get me to arranged marriage if I can't get a partner in the next 5 years

[radiant pike]

to aura farm then yes, otherwise no

[real belfry]

well being good at chess won't make her smarter than u

[ornate jewel]

bro has 200 notifications

[shut agate]

all are clubs'

[ornate jewel]

tbh, I never met someone irl, out of a chess tournament who is >1000

[fluid ridge]

I turned all of mine off for clubs

[radiant pike]

this right here is the example of "surprisingly brilliant execution"

[real belfry]

well I'm not interested in a specific person but if I'm I don't wanna make them have problems with each other

[ornate jewel]

guys, my uscf elo is 700 and I play way better than that so I can farm some low elo tournaments for trophies 😏

[regal osprey]

do yall have an inner monologue when you play chess

[real belfry]

actually yeah I'm the best chess player between my friends and actually I'm the weirdest and most stupid guy of them

[fluid ridge]

same but 1700

[regal osprey]

lol, execution

[radiant pike]

oh same

[ornate jewel]

yeah lol but I have that for everything

[ornate jewel]

orz

[unique ledge]

it’s what I think

[regal osprey]

low key I think I play better when I pretend I'm streaming or something

[real belfry]

lol

[radiant pike]

hey guys i swear group presentations in front of whole class is basically public execution am i right

[ornate jewel]

💀

lmao

[fluid ridge]

I enjoy them tbh

[regal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[unique ledge]

do you think out loud

[ornate jewel]

yea same lol

[regal osprey]

no

[real belfry]

but on the other hand I'm a good athletic

[radiant pike]

same bro, i think i might be schizophrenic💀

[crude solstice]

I might try this mindset

[regal osprey]

I just think like ok if I go here takes take blah blah blah, oh but wait then this that and the third

[real belfry]

and have the best leg hair I guess

[ornate jewel]

im the smartest out of all my friends but im also the stupidest

im a fart smella and not a smart fella

[regal osprey]

really?

[crude solstice]

You are Walter White, naturally you're smart

[fluid ridge]

smartest in chess stupidest in everything else

[fluid ridge]

me

[real belfry]

well there r many types of Intelligence

[low mulch]

well.. i wanted to hear advice from you guys

[ornate jewel]

the only other thing that im good at is math (meth)

[radiant pike]

smartly stupid or stupidly smart

[regal osprey]

Ive had a toothache for the past month

[real belfry]

I'm smart stupidly stupid

[fluid ridge]

add a touch of fent

[unique ledge]

bro, ok, I gave you my advice, why do you keep replying

[real belfry]

same

[worldly tangle]

I'm one elo off

[radiant pike]

pretend ur a streamer

[regal osprey]

so close

[ornate jewel]

im stupidly stupidly stupidiously stupid

[regal osprey]

my highest is 729

[real belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-shia-la-beouf-flame-gif-4445204

[regal osprey]

highest 💀

[ornate jewel]

bro is edging

[radiant pike]

ur 1 elo away from acquiring a lover

[crude solstice]

Shouldn't have shared it, it's a curse

[ornate jewel]

fr

[balmy python]

finally getting my blitz rating up lets goooo

[crude solstice]

99% sure you'd lose now

[ornate jewel]

bro is jinxing it

[crude solstice]

I only ever reached new peak when I don't have discord open

[ornate jewel]

lmao

right now, im peaking in both rapid and blitz since I decided to stop blundering

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nxchman

This is the Chess.com profile of nxchman. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1381 (peak)
Blitz: 1048 (1057 peak)
Bullet: 1157 (1276 peak)

[radiant pike]

same

[regal osprey]

Do y'all play the slav defence: modern chameleon, advance system

[radiant pike]

maybe, i forgor💀

[ornate jewel]

oh wait a lil off my peak in blitz

[regal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-thumbs-up-kid-thumbs-up-meme-brent-ramobjust-gif-19399510

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nhtminh-randomguy

This is the Chess.com profile of nhtminh-randomguy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1545 (peak)
Blitz: 1338 (1554 peak)
Bullet: 1522 (peak)

[radiant pike]

check me out

[ornate jewel]

bro is cooking (except for blitz)

[regal osprey]

Isn't 2000 chess.com like 1400 otb

[ornate jewel]

nah bruh 2000 chess.com is 2500 otb

[crude solstice]

Depends where you live

[regal osprey]

The United States of Merica

[ornate jewel]

bald eagling, freedom loving, burger eating

[real belfry]

bald means bold

[ornate jewel]

real (Im bald in my dreams)

[real belfry]

my father is

[ornate jewel]

yea bro same 💀

[regal osprey]

my father has a full head of hair at 67 but my grandpa on my moms side went bald in his 20s

[nocturne plover]

Nope many like me is awful online and decent otb
I'm 1300 online while 1600 fide

[ornate jewel]

also, whats ironic is that my dad is hairy asf but I have like no body hair

[real belfry]

we'll be bald bro

[patent patrol]

Send a pic of ur hairy dad

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[real belfry]

same here but I have leg hair

[ornate jewel]

💀

[nocturne plover]

It's the opposite bro

[regal osprey]

and I'm gone

[real belfry]

well maybe u r like ur mother's family

[ornate jewel]

oh yeah right, 2000 lichess is 2500 otb 🌜

[regal osprey]

I'm 1500 lichess idk how

[unique ledge]

isn't lichess elo inflated?

[regal osprey]

I just try really hard on lichess

[nocturne plover]

2000 lichess is 1200 otb

[real belfry]

I don't have a fide elo I just play in cafe's

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/f-gif-16992623890208731454

[nocturne plover]

1000 chess. Com is 1500 lichess

[ornate jewel]

bruh what

[regal osprey]

People that have cm titles, do they have to be 2200 otb fide

[real belfry]

(actually I'm training to defeat my father)

[ornate jewel]

aint no way 2000 lichess is 1200 otb

its prob more like 1500 tbh

800 elo difference is insane

[regal osprey]

Probably closer to like 2000 chess.com is like 1700 otb

[ornate jewel]

real (I never lost to my dad (he doesnt know how to play chess))

[worldly tangle]

LETS GO 1000 ELO

[regal osprey]

Remember, Magnus Carlsen is 2900 FIDE

[raven sinew]

@inland abyss @somber lark @patent patrol @knotty folio @uneven plover @wooden sphinx @kindred crypt @pallid maple @scarlet arrow @uncut sable check it out I got the najdorf on my left and the alabama gambit on my right

[crude solstice]

My comment jinxed your jinx

[ornate jewel]

ahh nooo, bro broke his edging streak 😭

[kindred crypt]

damn

[unique ledge]

LOOOOOL NOOOOOOO

[ornate jewel]

💀

[knotty folio]

Did u rlly get this shit tatted

[regal osprey]

no way

[nocturne plover]

2400 is IM
2500 is GM
2300 FM ig
So 2200 must be CM
They also need many other norms
Check some official sites for correct stuff

[ornate jewel]

aint no way

[raven sinew]

Yuh

[regal osprey]

please tell me you're titled

[ornate jewel]

has to be a water tat right?

[tribal pagoda]

cheaters is wild these days

[nocturne plover]

Like we say 1800 chess. Com is 2100 lichess+
And 1800 chess. Com is 1400-1500 otb

[kindred crypt]

your sigma as hell bro

[knotty folio]

Nice but also it's a chess tat so bruh

[real belfry]

he's so strong but he doesn't know openings tactics these stuff and he doesn't fall for traps and he defeats the 2800 elo bots idk how

[crude solstice]

Must've really loves them Najdorf

[tribal pagoda]

im sigma boiled egg

[pliant warren]

Hi guys whas gud

[ornate jewel]

wtf bro your dad is a gm

[scarlet arrow]

that's so dumb and genius at the same time

[real belfry]

its like he uses a kind of magic or smth

[scarlet arrow]

💀

[pliant warren]

:)))

[regal osprey]

what's National Master I see that sometimes too

[raven sinew]

Its not obvious its about chess unless the other person knows chess

[real belfry]

nah

[regal osprey]

And Arena Master

[raven sinew]

Nah dude its fire

[ornate jewel]

im a sigma waltuh

[nocturne plover]

NM and CM are around same rating ig

[unique ledge]

if you're happy, that's all that matters

[kindred crypt]

ong bro

[pliant warren]

Guyz, can someone 1v1 me pls

[nocturne plover]

It's earned by online chess doesn't really matter

[regal osprey]

Is it that hard to maintain a rating of 1400 fide

[mortal bronze]

[pliant warren]

:(((

[ornate jewel]

wait bruh aint no way, is that a real tat?

[pliant warren]

Pls bro

[tribal pagoda]

awesome body you got here, keep it up

[raven sinew]

Its my username on Chess.com

[kindred crypt]

you look like capt america bro

[nocturne plover]

@kindred crypt bud would you help me tmrw I'm prepping alapin I wanna play against a real sicilian player

[real belfry]

what's tat

[kindred crypt]

mk

[ornate jewel]

tattoo

[nocturne plover]

Na I'm 1600 fide

[raven sinew]

Yk how many people have said that

[real belfry]

ah

[pliant warren]

1v1 me bro pls

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[raven sinew]

Yeah it is

[unique ledge]

I think it's cause you're white bro

[somber shuttle]

Oh shit he actually did it

[ornate jewel]

alr unrated

[patent patrol]

The man did it

[pliant warren]

Joshua bro pls 1v1 me bro pls pls

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nxchman

This is the Chess.com profile of nxchman. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1381 (peak)
Blitz: 1048 (1057 peak)
Bullet: 1157 (1276 peak)

[regal osprey]

I brought my tournament size chess set to school

[real belfry]

well I'll play against my father next month I guess (I know that I'll lose)

[ornate jewel]

bro wtf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[unique ledge]

why lol

[pliant warren]

Pls pls

[raven sinew]

The picture isnt great but its actually hella sharp it took 5 hours

[unique ledge]

answer why bald head

[raven sinew]

It looks sick and I dont regret it at all

[ornate jewel]

wtfffff

I thought you were joking

[scarlet arrow]

sorry but no

[raven sinew]

No

[pliant warren]

Answer massive forehead

[scarlet arrow]

1800cc is maybe 2000 lichess

[patent patrol]

Next u can write ur wife’s birthday or something else lame asf on ur like hip or something

[raven sinew]

Nah this is my last tat until I become a doctor

[patent patrol]

I’m not calling the tat lame in my head it sounded that way

[unique ledge]

idk you bro

[pliant warren]

Fam, just 1v1 me bruh fr fr

[tribal pagoda]

i guess 100 elo on lichess is negative 100 elo on chess.com

[raven sinew]

I didnt get the tat for anyone but myself tbh and im quite happy with how it turned out so idc what people say

[ornate jewel]

yo 1v1 me like a good boy

[kindred crypt]

its goated bro dont listen to the losers

[patent patrol]

Should always be covered

Which is good for professional stuff

[unique ledge]

nah you annoying

[raven sinew]

Nah i want a sleeve that incorporates the rod of asclepius

[pliant warren]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Pls bruh

[unique ledge]

chess in the park?

[pliant warren]

:((

[ornate jewel]

sigma egg 🥚 🗿🍷

[raven sinew]

But i wouldn't get that until im already a neurosurgeon

[patent patrol]

I don’t think they’ll care ab tattoos by the time ur a doctor tbh

Tattoos were such a big deal

[raven sinew]

If I do neurosurgery id like a neuro related tattoo as well

[unique ledge]

chess in the park yes or no

[ornate jewel]

why would they care about tattoos

[pliant warren]

Chess in my lawn bruh

[raven sinew]

Yeah honestly if my doctor had the rod of asclepius tatted on him id think its badass and it shows his passion for medicine

[unique ledge]

yeah, you annoying, Ill pass

[pliant warren]

Nuuuuuu

[patent patrol]

Visible tattoos have always been considered unprofessional

[ornate jewel]

if anyone lives in florida 1v1 me in chess otb like a good boy

[patent patrol]

Teachers at our school had to cover theirs

[ornate jewel]

oh yeah 💀

[raven sinew]

Wtf

[pliant warren]

just trust me bro 👍👍👍

[patent patrol]

my doctor is cool asf I went on Halloween and bro had joker face paint on

[kindred crypt]

anyways dms

[ornate jewel]

imagine getting a tattoo just to have to cover it up because of your j*b

[raven sinew]

I had hella teachers with tats and the grad student I work for has several visible

[raven sinew]

Ok

[patent patrol]

My doctor I usually just see for my adhd meds and he goes “yea we gotta do this check up cuz it’s you know… meth” and then writes me a prescription and leaves

[ornate jewel]

tattoos are so tuff

but I think jewish people cant get them

thats what my parents told me

[pliant warren]

Guyz plz join my chess match bro plz plz

[patent patrol]

I disagree with it but it’s definitely an existing thing especially where I live

Less of an issue now

Than maybe 10 years ago ofc

[ornate jewel]

ok bro send me a request. User: nxchman

yeah bruh

[pliant warren]

LETS GOOOO BROOO

[ornate jewel]

uncool by schools for doing that

cuz tattoos are so tuff

[pliant warren]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[patent patrol]

they had tats they just had to wear a bandaid while teaching

[raven sinew]

Thats strict ive never seen anything like thay

[patent patrol]

tbh im not against tattoos but i have no clue what i would permanently put on myself and i dont think ill ever find out

[ornate jewel]

wtf?. 😭😂

bro what country are you in

[pliant warren]

https://link.chess.com/play/1a8BEs

Rn rn bro

Pls

[patent patrol]

America

Which makes it a lil ironic probably

Self expression and such

[ornate jewel]

is it unrated?

[pliant warren]

Yes soldier

👍👍👍

trust me fam

[lyric pumice]

Anyone know why the philidor is getting popular recently

[raven sinew]

I've always been open to the idea of tattoos but ive also recognized id only want something with a lot of meaning and figured it would find me when the time was right

[pliant warren]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hru so good bruh

[ornate jewel]

Check out this #chess game: Nxchman vs MyMostIntellectual - https://www.chess.com/game/live/147378198929

[frosty peak]

Nxchman (1381) vs. MyMostIntellectual (241)

Move List

1. [d4] d5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. e3 Qd6 4. Bxd6 exd6 5. Nf3 Nxd4 6. Nxd4 Bg4 7. Qxg4 f5 8. Qxf5 g6 9. Qe6+ Kd8 10. Bb5 Be7 11. Qd7# 

[ornate jewel]

lmao

mate in 11 moves 💀

[pliant warren]

I peaked bro wdym

[trail wharf]

Soooo... apparently I had 82 points of advantage against my opponent? lol

[ornate jewel]

oh wait you like osu?

I also play osu

[crude solstice]

Yes, it can even go far more

[ornate jewel]

I prefer arcade rhythm games more though

[pliant warren]

Yes fam, I do

[crude solstice]

150+ was the most I've ever got

[pliant warren]

Yes sir yes sir

[ornate jewel]

im top 30k in osu mania

[pliant warren]

Dayummmm

[peak yacht]

check

[ornate jewel]

I kinda quit though

my hands started to hurt too much 😭

[trail wharf]

Do you use mouse to play or one of those digital pens?

[ornate jewel]

bro I play osu mania 💀

https://tenor.com/view/osumania-gif-11625274787891081781

[trail wharf]

Uhhhh

[ornate jewel]

btw, I can prob hit that if im warmed up

my top play is like almost 300 pp 💀

[unique ledge]

isn’t it insane that highly skilled players spend hundreds of hours on video games and don’t bother to master an instrument instead?

[raven sinew]

How is an instrument any more valuable

Theyre both worthless skills

[unique ledge]

that’s an opinion

[raven sinew]

Yeah it is

Its also the answer to your question

[crude solstice]

You can get hired as a musician in someone's wedding

Or other event, really

[unique ledge]

the answer to my question is that they somehow someway they value video games over real instruments

[raven sinew]

This is such a fringe reason 💀

You can also coach people in videogames

[crude solstice]

Ikr

Definitely

[raven sinew]

No shit

[unique ledge]

hold up, I’m talking to the guy who has chess moves tatted on his back 💀

wrong audience

[raven sinew]

Chess and music are both pointless if you arent pursuing a career in them

As is basically any hobby

[hollow seal]

No it isnt

i took it as a hobby and i am going to compete

[unique ledge]

you just don’t have a career

[hollow seal]

and it would not be my career

[raven sinew]

If youre not doing it for money then youre doing it because it has personal meaning to you, in which case it is entirely subjective which is more valuable

[unique ledge]

get a career, then rethink this out

[raven sinew]

Youre still just finding personal meaning in it

[raven sinew]

Not sure what youre trying to say but whatever vro

[unique ledge]

you prioritize a career above all else because you don’t have one
once you’ve gained a career, your values will change

[raven sinew]

What does having a career have to do with the relative values of different hobbies

[raven sinew]

Yes... thats why I said "if youre not doing it for money"

The very vast majority of people who play an instrument will never make money from it

So for most purposes it is just a hobby, like videogames

[hollow seal]

i'm studying law, and even i like to study chess and withouth ego, i know that if i dedicate to chess 24, i will get a career, but that something every person that plays chess as a hobbie could do

[unique ledge]

and that’s why I said wrong audience
and that’s why I said “get a career, then rethink this out”
you’ll see my pov after you’ve gained a career

[raven sinew]

If youre studying law youre too old to ever have a career in chess

[hollow seal]

im 17

[ornate jewel]

spending time on chess is also pretty useless

[hollow seal]

and i did precalculus in highschool, and get one of the highst notes of all the highschools of the provine where i am withouth studying and even