💬〡chess-talk

[tepid wigeon]

Also that

[ebon narwhal]

are they similar to chess.com's lessons?

[tepid wigeon]

I puzzle there now

[eternal temple]

Destroying the london shitstem

[spring lion]

Apple chess app has the opening name when u r in a game?!

[signal lagoon]

Yep

[copper nexus]

Someone play chess with meeeeeee

[ebon narwhal]

alright thanks yall

[fleet dove]

idek what to believe bruh this is making me madder than it should tbh but I got time to waste rn

[spring lion]

The latter

[kindred crypt]

Double attack on queen and you get good development for your pieces

[eternal temple]

Yeah

[signal lagoon]

U too strong for me u get bored

[eternal temple]

I just thought it would be a good move

[ebon narwhal]

when did yall start getting into chess? i recently started to get into it again cuz i found other video games boring nowadays so i decided i'd give chess a shot

[copper nexus]

You're 1800 man cmon

[spring lion]

IM SERIOUS DUDE

[copper nexus]

A Blitz won't take much of your time

[spring lion]

Idk what to play as black every time

[signal lagoon]

I think I am the worst 1800 in history

[spring lion]

I’ll try KIA as one guy said ig

[copper nexus]

Same😭🙏🏻

[kindred crypt]

I got into it a year ago but I stopped playing for a while and started again earlier this year in march because I really liked Gotham chess

[signal lagoon]

U 1800?

[copper nexus]

1600

[signal lagoon]

Rapid?

[copper nexus]

Yes

[stray horizon]

I started in early 2023 and I've always liked 1v1 games so it appealed to me

[tepid wigeon]

I got roped into it by a girl I liked that had watched queens gambit, then I defeated her thoroughly enough to ruin any leftover chance of a date lol

[spring lion]

How can someone who doesnt study theory know the name of the random opening they play… on apple iOS …

Phone

[signal lagoon]

Aren’t the all games 1 vs 1?

[tepid wigeon]

It was february last year

[fleet dove]

how are you getting opening advice from a 500

[stray horizon]

No.

[signal lagoon]

Oh u mean chess my bad

[kindred crypt]

Doesn’t it show the openings?

[fleet dove]

literally consume any piece of chess media that mentions the names of openings

[spring lion]

Cuz u didnt suggest me for black

[signal lagoon]

My bad

[stray horizon]

Dw

[spring lion]

On iOS phone app it legit doesnt

[ebon narwhal]

lol, is queens gambit any good?

[kindred crypt]

Let me test this out

[ebon narwhal]

i might watch it

[spring lion]

Sorry I watch rubbish not instructional chess 😂

[somber cipher]

just beat martin ima be a gm in no time 🔥

[spring lion]

Yes please , I need to know if im tripping

[copper nexus]

Saying it for the third time does anyone want to play blitzzzzzzzzzzzz

😭🙏🏻

[fleet dove]

nah you good

[stray horizon]

Perhaps if no one has responded no one wants to play sorry buddy

[tepid wigeon]

I watched it before knowing any chess and its not bad but the story disappears up into its own butt towards the end when even the russians are glazing her endlessly

[somber cipher]

how do i get free game review

[north zealot]

i got scholars mated

[signal lagoon]

Lichess haha

[somber cipher]

they want me to pay

[signal lagoon]

Sorry man right now no

[spring lion]

Oh

[somber cipher]

did you delete a message

[kindred crypt]

Yeah no it straight up doesn’t show you apparently

[somber cipher]

bc you realized you blundered

[spring lion]

Cuz I read the message wrongly

[somber cipher]

discord takeback

[north zealot]

https://lichess.org/BQFsZ9ltt2Y7 someone please tell me the ip address of the person who was playing with white

[frosty peak]

Anonymous vs. Anonymous

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bc4 Nc6 4. a4 Nf6 5. d3 Be7 6. c3 Bg4 7. Nbd2 h6 8. h3 Bh5 9. a5 d5 10. exd5 Nxd5 11. g4 Bg6 12. Qb3 Nf4 13. Qxb7 O-O 14. Qxc6 Bxd3 15. Nxe5 Bxc4 16. Ndxc4 f6 17. Bxf4 fxe5 18. Qe6+ Kh8 19. Nxe5 Kh7 20. Qg6+ Kg8 21. Bxh6 Bf6 22. Nd3 Qe7+ 23. Be3 Rae8 24. a6 Bg5 25. Qc6 Bxe3 26. Qc4+ Kh8 27. O-O Bb6 28. Qd5 Qh4 29. Kg2 Rf6 30. c4 c5 31. Rae1 Ref8 32. Re5 Rh6 33. Rh5 Rxh5 34. Qxh5+ Qxh5 35. gxh5 Kh7 36. Re1 Rf5 37. Re7 Rxh5 38. Nf4 Rg5+ 39. Kf1 Kh6 40. Re6+ g6 41. Rxb6 axb6 42. a7 

[spring lion]

Exactly it doesnt… these people doesnt believe me man….

[fleet dove]

bro why are you trying to dox this person

[north zealot]

that coward ratshit cheated

[kindred crypt]

Are you going to boot them or something

[fleet dove]

open an analysis tab of your game and it will show you the opening name

[fleet dove]

who cares, doxxing is insane

[kindred crypt]

He isn’t going to dox them he’s probably going to just fry their router

[spring lion]

I can’t do that on apple unless I go to browser

[signal lagoon]

What is doxxing?

[kindred crypt]

Which is honestly wild for chess

[fleet dove]

ddos and dox are the same level of illegal

[north zealot]

its overrated

[kindred crypt]

Stealing one’s private info and leaking it online

[somber cipher]

dox deez nuts

[kindred crypt]

No doxxing is actually worse if it’s private info and not findable on the internet

[north zealot]

also i wouldnt leak it to anyone

[spring lion]

Doxxing, also spelled "doxing", is the act of publicly revealing personally identifiable information about an individual or organization, usually online and without their consent. This information can include names, addresses, phone numbers, workplace details, and more.

[fleet dove]

yes you can bro

I literally just did it

[spring lion]

Help nvm

[somber cipher]

but dont actually leak the exact position of deez nuts

[spring lion]

I forgot there was analysis button

[kindred crypt]

Ddosing is severely illegal because you’re tampering with an isp’s server

[signal lagoon]

Thx

[spring lion]

Ur right

[signal lagoon]

Thx u too

[somber cipher]

ddos deez nuts

[kindred crypt]

While if you’re leaking a person’s info without their permission that is a really big cybercrime

Though the only time this is illegal is if it isn’t public information

So if you can find where someone lives that they posted themselves on a social media platform that technically isn’t illegal

[signal lagoon]

Got it

[somber cipher]

why does no one say cyberbully anymore

[kindred crypt]

Because it’s lame

[somber cipher]

it sounds so cool

[kindred crypt]

Also if you dox someone who’s a minor that’s even worse

[tepid wigeon]

Yet you want someone else to

[kindred crypt]

To which you could potentially be looking at years of prison

Or an insane fine

[north zealot]

only to me

[tepid wigeon]

And?

[fleet dove]

insane yap

[kindred crypt]

It wouldn’t do much anyways

[spring lion]

💀

[kindred crypt]

An IP isn’t enough to pinpoint who someone is

[north zealot]

i know bro

[kindred crypt]

So why do you want their ip

[north zealot]

maybe i could scare him up for a bit

[tepid wigeon]

That just makes it even weirder that you want it yeah

[distant pelican]

Proud of a move.

[kindred crypt]

Please do not ddos a random chess player

[tepid wigeon]

Scare him with other fictional threats

[modern coral]

Very nice

[north zealot]

im not a pro or anything like that at these things sadly

[tepid wigeon]

Nobody should ever make a bomb to do a fake bomb threat

[kindred crypt]

I remember when I was 1000 elo I beat this 1200 real bad and he dosed me for the remainder of time I had

[tepid wigeon]

Thats asinine

[fleet dove]

<@&745328830649991179>

[signal lagoon]

Gooood

[kindred crypt]

Which was like 1:30

It was ridiculous

[north zealot]

so i wouldnt be able to do anything likely

[kindred crypt]

So don’t look into committing a crime

[north zealot]

even if i got the address

[kindred crypt]

Over chess

[fleet dove]

you're being an unreasonable dick relax

[raw tusk]

Nice

[tepid wigeon]

Can we instead focus on what you are intending to do?

[north zealot]

ive seen too many doxxers who got nothing for doing it

[tepid wigeon]

Like what do you want to have happen

[fleet dove]

we can change that with you being the first if you'd like

[north zealot]

im intending to get even more mad

[kindred crypt]

All it takes is literally one tip and you’ll be investigated

[tepid wigeon]

Thats not what I asked

[distant pelican]

Wait, pardon me, but what do you need an IP for?

[kindred crypt]

He’s probably trying to boot them or dox them

[distant pelican]

For what petty reason? 💀

[north zealot]

bro i said idk shit

[signal lagoon]

Smoke a joint and relaaaaax

[north zealot]

about cybersecurity and allat

[kindred crypt]

Mind you people who dox the only reason they don’t get in trouble is because half of the time it’s actually not even illegal, the ones who do get in trouble are the ones who steal the info maliciously and/or from minors

[fleet dove]

you're literally 1500 you have no right to be getting this mad

[kindred crypt]

Literally all it takes is somebody telling authorities

“Hey this person is harassing x and leaking info online”

[north zealot]

its 5 am and i havent slept

[tepid wigeon]

To clarify: what is the intended outcome you reasonably expect and what is your method going to be

[kindred crypt]

And then you’re in deep shit over chess

[tepid wigeon]

In detailed fashion, preferably

[kindred crypt]

Just go to bed bruh 💀

[signal lagoon]

Im interested too only for knowledge

[north zealot]

harassing an anonymous person and leaking intrusive thoughts online

[distant pelican]

On a brighter note, I'm at 1530 in blitz now.

[tepid wigeon]

Yes, curiosity hath many faces

[kindred crypt]

You’d be surprised how many things are illegal online

[fleet dove]

why would you send that message lmfao

[scarlet arrow]

tumbling tumbling down

[signal lagoon]

Love the confidence Hahahhaha

[kindred crypt]

cough piracy

[distant pelican]

Playing for fun and not for ultimate aggression seems to be my absolute best.

[north zealot]

yet

[kindred crypt]

??

[distant pelican]

And that fun happens to be looking for squares to occupy for activity.

[eternal temple]

I found mate in 6

[tepid wigeon]

He wont be anonymous to the same extent if you get his info… that doesnt change just because the info isnt extensive or useful to you

[rustic blade]

because i know the theory by heart

see

[fleet dove]

ok would you like a cookie lol, why tell your opponent that

[kindred crypt]

How did white get to such a dogshit position

[tepid wigeon]

You are however leaking your intrusive thoughts to a bunch of anonymous people already

So thats good

[rustic blade]

GUESS WHO JUST WON A QUEEN

[eternal temple]

LFaoao

[north zealot]

im not acquainted with anyone who got cooked for piracy or whatever

[distant pelican]

Crazy.

[fleet dove]

bro is sending screenshots mid game

[north zealot]

i guess i just dont know enough human beings

[kindred crypt]

Fake 1800s in 1800

[kindred crypt]

Don’t do anything with the persons IP if you get it

[tepid wigeon]

Playing smack my b* up by prodigy in honor of your achievement

[rustic blade]

mate in 1 who can guess

[signal lagoon]

Don’t take rook

[zealous marsh]

Ok we get it you know lines of one specific opening

[kindred crypt]

Obviously queen to b2

Duh

[somber cipher]

why is martin so stupid

[zealous marsh]

h5 obv

[kindred crypt]

He’s feeling himself let him believe

[rustic blade]

this is why the position ended up like this

[tepid wigeon]

Can blacks king castle maybe

[eternal temple]

qxe1

[rustic blade]

[signal lagoon]

What theory is that

[kindred crypt]

Someone teach me chess notions im 1500 and I don’t know what they are

[north zealot]

i dont play this below average opening so i dont have anything to worry about

[rustic blade]

noa gambit i can get 100% accuracy with it against a bad opponent

its my fav line

[ebon narwhal]

how cna i post embeds

(images)

[signal lagoon]

Teach me that

[tepid wigeon]

@rustic blade one of the initial moments that motivated me to continue playing chess past the first few weeks was getting backranked by a friend

[rustic blade]

youtube and go vs engine

[rustic blade]

auraa

[tepid wigeon]

I just never wanted to let that happen so easily again lol

[north ocean]

This move is genius.

[rustic blade]

whos better in this postion

position

[tepid wigeon]

Later I learned about the concept of backrank checkmate and went «ohhhh»

Lol

[night imp]

https://link.chess.com/play/kLUmZx who wanna play

[rustic blade]

whos better in the position i sewnt

[tepid wigeon]

Whats your rating

[signal lagoon]

Why genius??

[north ocean]

no matter what black does theyre giving up their queen or throwing the lead in many possible blunders

[signal lagoon]

0.0

[night imp]

40000000000000000592-40000000000000000000

oops

[tepid wigeon]

I am like 750 if you are fine with that

[kindred crypt]

chat i just found out that if you press "X" your board will flip

[signal lagoon]

I still don’t see😅

[north ocean]

ok, say a random move, ill show u the engine line

[night imp]

idc, it doesnt matter

[pseudo garden]

But there was always a button for that

[signal lagoon]

After f6?

[tepid wigeon]

Wait so youare 592

[north ocean]

Yeah

[kindred crypt]

i just found out about it

[pseudo garden]

Btw Dahlia you're a goof

[night imp]

maybe maybe not

[eternal temple]

Very good move

[north ocean]

It's one of the only moves ive ever seen where the engine says black is winning but no human will win as black. It's literally genius

[tepid wigeon]

I know that game, lets go

[signal lagoon]

After f6 I say N takes pawn

[eternal temple]

Honestly could say white is better here with the space on the queenside I guess

[north ocean]

Yep then Bg5 pinning ur knight to ur queen. Next move?

[stray horizon]

White

[rustic blade]

my space is now gone

[signal lagoon]

I take bishop

[north ocean]

? You cant

[stray horizon]

Wait bro was sending a live game

[pseudo garden]

Yo that bump is eerily shaped like a deer

[stray horizon]

U can't ask questions about live games like that

[north ocean]

What bishop you taking

[pseudo garden]

...

[rustic blade]

im not asking for the mvoe lol

[eternal temple]

Na2 Nb4 seems logical here

[stray horizon]

Even not asking questions and sharing live games would be considered cheating

[eternal temple]

Oh this is a live game lemme chill

[stray horizon]

Do it at Ur own risk

[signal lagoon]

Oh yea I thought black was moving wih bishop ops

[rustic blade]

i also send the screenshot 3 moves after there played

[signal lagoon]

Queen c8 then

[spring lion]

Pretty sure that’s a statement

[north ocean]

There in lies why the move is genius white is +11 now

[spring lion]

Just share after the game ends so these people will stop attacking 🤡

[eternal temple]

Who wants to play chess in the discord? I've got mah board set up right here

[signal lagoon]

Damn hahaha nice move then

[north ocean]

No matter what black does they instantly lose. Or they give up their queen intentionally (which no human will do)

[stray horizon]

Was taking about what he did before which was saying "who is better in this position"

[stray horizon]

💔

[signal lagoon]

Yep in fact I ended up losing it with fork

[eternal temple]

🤣

[north ocean]

Qb8 is a try, still +7 for white. Crazy position.

[signal lagoon]

Very nice

[north ocean]

The correct move is to move the knight out of the way to let ur queen get taken (so u can pick up a rook in 3 moves). NO human will play that lol

[eternal temple]

Simple brilliant

[signal lagoon]

Even Magnus doesn’t do that

[north ocean]

Ya lol

[signal lagoon]

Very brilliant move this one

[north ocean]

The material balance is not calcuable, its just like, its losing unless u have an engine. Queen for rook? And if not every other path is +10 or better for white

[signal lagoon]

But u lose 2 N and rook for queen?

[eternal temple]

yeah if queen takes knight c5

[eternal temple]

Nah just too many threats, knight hits the rook, queens pinned

[north ocean]

Leela is the craziest chess engine ever man, the moves this thing comes up with dont even make sense. It will intentionally throw the lead by like -1.0 for white so that black has to make a move no human would ever make, (and leela knows this), so it regains the lead by a massive amount

[gilded pewter]

This is one of the recent brilliancies I got

[eternal temple]

so queen takes, queen takes with check king moves knight takes rook

[gilded pewter]

Kinda mid but it’s fine

[signal lagoon]

I see it now

[gilded pewter]

(Cough) torch (cough)

[signal lagoon]

Pakistan vs Bengali wowww that must have beeen personal

[north ocean]

omg leela is INFINITELY better than torch

Stockfish is the strongest engine overall in engine vs engine, but for romantic chess leela is unbeatable

[eternal temple]

Leela gets smoked by stockfish 17.1

[gilded pewter]

Ik

[north ocean]

Yeah I know in engine v engine. Leeela has won though

[gilded pewter]

I meant torch is insane

[north ocean]

Torch was cool at the start. It was like a baby leela. But the most recent version of leela google came out with is literally insane

[signal lagoon]

Leela better then stock?

[gilded pewter]

Im not completely paki, half gritish

[north ocean]

Have you seen hikaru vs it with odd

[gilded pewter]

British*

[north ocean]

No. But leela has beaten stockfish.

[tired kiln]

answer the call

[signal lagoon]

I support Pakistan India Bengali without any discrimination

Love u all

[ashen hemlock]

Guys I got my first brilliant move, is that rare at my elo? I am 600

[gilded pewter]

I agree,

[north ocean]

Stockfish is the strongest engine by far but its just, like, 100s of movse of calculation that are painful and only a 4000 engine bot would know. Leeela is like a bunch of grandmasters who sac their pieces to play beautiful chess. It's quite different.

[gilded pewter]

Show us please

[signal lagoon]

Show us the brilliant move

[ashen hemlock]

I can’t send pics for some reason

[gilded pewter]

?

[gilded pewter]

Screenshot it

[floral trellis]

I also wanna know cause I got like 3 at 570 elo

[gilded pewter]

And send it through your photo album

[ashen hemlock]

I did but I. Ant send it

[signal lagoon]

Allow discord to photo

[keen hearth]

Resigning was a fair option i suppose

[somber cipher]

ok lichess puzzles make no sense

[gilded pewter]

That’s impressive

[gilded pewter]

Nice find

You win the queen

[north ocean]

anyone here experienced in endgame piece imbalances?

[rustic blade]

1911 rapid elo lets go

[gilded pewter]

I did

[gilded pewter]

Oh yea

[eternal temple]

Ye

[gilded pewter]

1 rook is better then pieces

[signal lagoon]

A lot and everytime I’m going to f up

[gilded pewter]

Change my mind

[signal lagoon]

Unpopular opinion

[keen hearth]

Lichess puzzle says that you must defeat 30 queens, 3 rooks and 3 bishops with only a rook.

[gilded pewter]

That’s why I said change my mind

Ik it’s weird but one missed pin is all it takes

[north ocean]

Think we could go over some of it in dms?

[signal lagoon]

If u can coordinate the pieces with the pawn ur roook is doing nothing

[eternal temple]

Im impressed i found this mate in 6

[signal lagoon]

You already sent it

[eternal temple]

Ik but nobody said anythinguhhhh

[gilded pewter]

I don’t have any real games to show, but I feel In quite afew cases points arent the most important

[eternal temple]

im 850 I think its impressive

[tardy carbon]

I think bro didn’t see the knight hanging 😭🙏

[gilded pewter]

It is

[eternal temple]

No it was intentional

[signal lagoon]

Me too ahhahahha

[tardy carbon]

99% bro didn’t see it 💀🦅

[eternal temple]

Discovery

[kindred crypt]

is that cabernet?

[gilded pewter]

I mean I saw it

[north ocean]

i dont care about that

[gilded pewter]

Then what is it?

[eternal temple]

Im 2300 in puzzles I think i know tactics

[north ocean]

what is what? I just wanted to ask you some questions about endgame imbalances in dms

[gilded pewter]

Oh my bad

[eternal temple]

2000 on lichess puzzles as well

[gilded pewter]

Fire away

[gilded pewter]

If he takes the knight move the bishop with check winning the queen

Very simple, clean idea

[tranquil basin]

Welp I’m gonna be late for this round

Might as well do the water bottle gambit

[gilded pewter]

?

[eternal temple]

Yeah i dont know why my intelligence was being insulted

[tranquil basin]

My game starts in 2 minutes and I basically just woke up

[night imp]

gg

[gilded pewter]

What’s you’re elo

[sudden roost]

i love donuts

[eternal temple]

852

[kindred crypt]

oh for Pete's sake, i hope you sten on a 100 dollar bill and youjr day becomes happy, you damn good samaritan

[gilded pewter]

For an 852 it’s solid

[eternal temple]

I've beaten 1300

[north ocean]

@gilded pewter Sent in dms

[nocturne plover]

I'm gonna give free coaching to 10 people below 1000 first 10 to dm me..
I'll get you to 1000 in a couple of weeks

[kindred crypt]

aren't you barely above 1000 like me?

i feel someone more ahead of us would be better at teaching people to 1000

[somber cipher]

bro i just got cooked at antichess

im even bad at being bad

fml im quitting

[nocturne plover]

Ye so?
Bro I've made 2 guys from less than 500 to 1000+ in a month

[tranquil basin]

Guys I’m right outside the hall and it already statyed

Imma wait 4 minutes to throw the guy off his game

[signal lagoon]

How is tournament going man

[timber badge]

I love being the trendsetter

[shut agate]

bruh

[kindred crypt]

dont be a prick, just jab him

[signal lagoon]

Nice nice

[shut agate]

bro's still here 💀

[signal lagoon]

??

[kindred crypt]

why are you still here 💀

[shut agate]

I mean like my last time chatting here u were here too

[signal lagoon]

I can say the same thing

[wintry otter]

Guys why can’t I send pictures in here?

[shut agate]

connect account

[wintry otter]

Oh okay

[daring canyon]

if i have a pgn of a game is there a way i can like... save it in my chess.com profile 😦 I played an OTB game and typed in the pgn to use my daily chess.com review and ... once i left the window it seems like it (the chess.com game review) is gone forever now

[shut agate]

you can click "save"

[daring canyon]

ooh

it's under analysis not review

[shut agate]

or just copy paste the link in your kept location

[wintry otter]

I connected now

[nocturne plover]

Hey

[wintry otter]

Guys is this a good brilliant move?

[shut agate]

I'm not sure tho I haven't done that

[shut agate]

it is imo

[wintry otter]

I lost this game btw

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darun Kledmanee (tatar)

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Rapid: 2282 (2403 peak)
Blitz: 2360 (2480 peak)
Bullet: 2653 (peak)

[shut agate]

it's ok 💀

[nocturne plover]

Did you calculate the right continuation before playing or didn't realiss

[wintry otter]

Im 600 elo my fault💀

[signal lagoon]

After queen take is mate or u take rook I think

[wintry otter]

Nah I didn’t realize, I went on to loose this game

[shut agate]

no fault occurs in chess dw

[tardy carbon]

How bro can cheat in bullet

[nocturne plover]

Hm

[hollow hedge]

boop

[scarlet arrow]

skull that player please

[shut agate]

bot ig

[tardy carbon]

M1

[nocturne plover]

There are fast engines they can make engines play

[wintry otter]

Yeah I’m not that good

[scarlet arrow]

danya streamin

[nocturne plover]

You're 600? Read my bio if you want dm me

[shut agate]

How about this btw

2 games, 2600, lost the same way

[wintry otter]

I dmd

[tardy carbon]

Umployed final boss 😭🙏

[scarlet arrow]

lul

probably tilted ?

drunk ?

tired ?

[shut agate]

it's not in a row tho 🤣

[scarlet arrow]

o

[shut agate]

like after 3 minutes, got paired again

[scarlet arrow]

well bro didn't analyze

[balmy python]

i love that tactic most noobs at my level always miss it

[scarlet arrow]

he forgor

[balmy python]

ben finegold put it in a bunch of his lectures so its drilled into my head to always look for that queen check to win pieces

[distant pelican]

What did you intend after this?

[shut agate]

Why was I playing a troll

[nocturne plover]

This gonna be my new repertoire against scotch

[wintry otter]

F6 with my horse

[distant pelican]

Forgot what this variation was called. I even looked through this once.

[somber cipher]

why does lichess think in 1500 im 198

[nocturne plover]

Steinitz

[distant pelican]

Nf6 does nothing though.

[wintry otter]

I know, I’m not that bright I’ve got 600 elo. I learned chess 2 days ago so I’m proud of my achievement

[shut agate]

2 days since started and got 600 with some good knowledge already, impressive!

[wintry otter]

I apreciate it!

[shut agate]

meanwhile me 4 and a half years and still stuck at 2350

I'm soooo addicted to bullet rn but sure

[wintry otter]

Thank you! Add J-Jahani

[nocturne plover]

Anyone higher rated wanna play rapid with me pls let me know I'll be facing 1800-2000 fides so itll be a help for sure

[shut agate]

are they from Europe or Asia?

[nocturne plover]

Asia

[shut agate]

if Asia then probably quite scary

[nocturne plover]

India specifically

[shut agate]

Then very scary

[raw tusk]

U might be cooked

[nocturne plover]

Ye bro 10 y olds come who are 1800 and blitz out moves

[shut agate]

but not as much as Vietnam and China

[kindred crypt]

well i just went down like 100 puzzle elo in lichess

[nocturne plover]

Ye china is very very scary

[raw tusk]

One of my nm friends said the same thing. Are chinese players really underrated or smth

[nocturne plover]

Most probably coz it's South india

[shut agate]

If Europe 1800 - 2000 fide I'd say not too hard especially for blitz

[nocturne plover]

It's rapid

[shut agate]

50% of them are, yes

[nocturne plover]

15+10

[shut agate]

Chinese kids are 0 rated, but 2500 performance

[nocturne plover]

Ye

[uncut parcel]

This

[shut agate]

you'll see this from time to time

becuz they weren't able to play rated tournaments inside their country

[uncut parcel]

I lost to a 650 rated Indian gerbil once.

[shut agate]

Huh fide?

or national ratings

[mint adder]

omg pi views

[shut agate]

I lost my bishop pair against a 600 now 💀

[tepid wigeon]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/147206006717 I dont have reviews left, can someone tell me if I would have been fine if my final move was queen to a3 instead of the blunder trying to set up my rook 😅 I feel like it would have kept going in my favor if I did that but im not sure

[frosty peak]

Meathenge (759) vs. person12_0 (592)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f5 3. exf5 e4 4. Ne5 Nf6 5. Bc4 Qe7 6. Bf7+ Kd8 7. d4 Nc6 8. Nxc6+ bxc6 9. Bb3 d5 10. Bf4 Bxf5 11. Ba4 Rc8 12. Bxc6 h6 13. Nc3 Rb8 14. Qd2 Rxb2 15. O-O Qf7 16. Nb5 Ng4 17. Bxc7+ Kc8 18. Qa5 Rxb5 19. Qxb5 Qxc7 20. Rab1 Qxh2# 

[mint adder]

I literally got pi views

[shut agate]

lmao

[magic shard]

Not bad

[uncut parcel]

They only have like 1 or 2 rated tournaments in a whole year or something like that, right?

[mint adder]

next up add a 5 to it

[tardy carbon]

They r so bad 1900 players always lose on time they never beat beat me bc position

[shut agate]

I've said that before, and it's true

[raw tusk]

Nice

[shut agate]

that rated tournament each year will have 1k+ players from many cities

btw capital is not the best chess city

[mint adder]

Basically yeah, but also a lot of them just refuse to pay for a FIDE title until they get GM

[shut agate]

if Chinese kids travel to Europe or America then we're doomed

[mint adder]

you see a lot of them eligible for some form of FM or even IM, 2400 unrated seems wild until you realize it's just a Chinese kid waiting for GM

[tepid wigeon]

Fide probably carries less weight within china

[shut agate]

even adults with titles wouldn't be beating them all

[somber cipher]

does CM even mean anything

[night imp]

back

[shut agate]

like last year of Phuket Thailand tournament

[somber cipher]

from what i know you just pay fide and they give it to you even if you suck at chess

[shut agate]

means quite good

[tepid wigeon]

Am I the only one with the urge to give ding liren a hug from time to time

He looks like a human eeyore

[raw tusk]

I thought u had to be like 2200 or smth

[shut agate]

we have to

I'm drawing a 600 who played chess for 2 days

[north dock]

bro i got chess.com platinum

how do i use that shh to improve

[shut agate]

review your games mostly

[north dock]

i am liteally 700 on rapid and 962 on blitz

[shut agate]

I have diamond but use it to analyze my bullet games 💀

[north dock]

are you a gm

[raw tusk]

Btw what is a 2050 chess.com rapid in fide?

Approximately

[tepid wigeon]

Replace blitz with daily and you have almost the same ratio

As me

[shut agate]

1800 probably

not Asia tho, Europe and America

Asia would be 1650-1700

[north dock]

is asia better that the US

[shut agate]

A LOT

[raw tusk]

Ok ty

[north dock]

i thought us was hard

[tepid wigeon]

How are we near perfect opposites

How does your brain work

[shut agate]

china bro imagine 💀

[north dock]

i agree that asian countries are the best

[somber cipher]

i wish there was a chesscom bot like martin except it doesnt blatantly miss obvious shit to make you feel like you're good at chess

[shut agate]

Idk but some

[north dock]

but still

USA has a lot of GMS

[shut agate]

yep

[kindred crypt]

so close yet so far away

[north dock]

bro i became a gm somehow lol

[kindred crypt]

[night imp]

yay

[north dock]

how do i get rid of it

[shut agate]

glgl

[kindred crypt]

yayy wanna play ?

[kindred crypt]

arigato

[shut agate]

should I get to 2700 bullet

but don't wanna be greedy or it'll drop

[kindred crypt]

who you asking ?

[shut agate]

not specified

[kindred crypt]

you will face aliens bro gl 😭

[spring lion]

Yes

[shut agate]

I don't play caro dw 🤣

[raw tusk]

Do you play hyperbullet, 2 minute, or 1 minute

[spring lion]

Why not

[shut agate]

1

[tepid wigeon]

I was gonna say there is a magnus carlsen bot.. but after more attempts than I want to go into I can tell you for sure that it never made me feel like I was any good at chess

[shut agate]

will try 😛

[kindred crypt]

my worst enemy 😭

[waxen wraith]

all the goats are on 2700

[spring lion]

What r u rn

[somber cipher]

i already played robomagnus

[shut agate]

Idk yeah but my bullet skill suddenly raised up like 2-3 days ago since today

[shut agate]

2653

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darun Kledmanee (tatar)

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Name: Darun Kledmanee (tatar)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2282 (2403 peak)
Blitz: 2360 (2480 peak)
Bullet: 2653 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

brooo you can do thisssss

[spring lion]

Ofc u can do it

[waxen wraith]

lucky if you can get it juust a bit higher

[spring lion]

either u peak to 2700 or u drop to 2600 lol

[kindred crypt]

2400 peak 😭

[night imp]

https://link.chess.com/play/SaimWy

[spring lion]

But u should definitely try to get it

[somber cipher]

gambling

[shut agate]

above 2500 is even ok too lol

[spring lion]

Yeah do it

[raw tusk]

What is ur fide?

[spring lion]

How r u so much better in bullet.

[shut agate]

I'm so low in fide, 1894

[spring lion]

300 higher than blitz at that level is quite big 🤯

[shut agate]

I'm good at using sense to play

[nimble arch]

lets keep it that way

[spring lion]

Ah intuition ic

[shut agate]

many players are like that too yk

[spring lion]

😅oh

[kindred crypt]

only way

[spring lion]

Ig we are all flaggers 🥶

[shut agate]

and I did all of it on phone

didn't touch PC for a week

[wintry otter]

GG bro that was a very good game

[azure pivot]

why do people still go for this

so bad

[shut agate]

I'm slow with mouse idk why

[wintry otter]

Am I allowed to tell my friends?

[indigo mauve]

always nice winning a game with 95% accuracy

[shut agate]

what level

[azure pivot]

2200 rapid

[shut agate]

just tell it's okay

[wintry otter]

Thank you 😊

[somber cipher]

there should be a smart chessboard that you can hook up to like chesscom and play online chess with a real board

that would be cool

[patent patrol]

Fr why haven’t they made that

[shut agate]

there is

[slate tundra]

why did they resign https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/140855928362/analysis?move=41

[somber cipher]

how much is it

[patent patrol]

It’s called the chessnut evo

[nimble arch]

already exists, and you can even build one yourself!

Actually I knew a guy form an OTB even thats building his own

[slate tundra]

this is the position

[tepid wigeon]

I want to say something motivational but my comprehension of chess above like 1500 is so poor that I wouldn’t be able to tell if you got better without counting the greens and the reds.. good luck and go green? Its not really there is it..

[shut agate]

I'm not sure but some quite expensive

[hoary tapir]

Bro i am stuck at `1000

[shut agate]

just a fork mb

[loud dome]

Nxf6+ followed by Bxb7 and you are up a piece + forking both rooks

[tepid wigeon]

How long

[hoary tapir]

couple of months

[tepid wigeon]

How many games

[shut agate]

Nf6+ works too

[hoary tapir]

how am i supposed to know

[tepid wigeon]

Same amount as normal?

[hoary tapir]

as in ?

[wintry otter]

Have you ever won against a GM?

[twilit creek]

whats that?

[slate tundra]

that's what I saw right away

[coarse owl]

how can i speak in vc guys 💔 🙏 ?

[slate tundra]

then free queen

[shut agate]

online many yea

[hoary tapir]

i just go up and down between 1003 and 1091

[wintry otter]

WHAAAT

[tepid wigeon]

Like do you play as often and as long

[hoary tapir]

hmm

[shut agate]

I'm showing won only don't be confused btw

[kindred crypt]

WWW

[hoary tapir]

damn the streak

[tepid wigeon]

Go green yeeeeah

[raw tusk]

Damnnn

[tepid wigeon]

Oh i al slow

[kindred crypt]

broooo against gms

[tepid wigeon]

Am

[wintry otter]

This my only flex atm

[shut agate]

including losses

[raw tusk]

Still insanely good

[tepid wigeon]

Daaamn a 3k

[hoary tapir]

janani is a weird name tbh

[wintry otter]

Jahani*

[tepid wigeon]

You beat a real tryhard

[hoary tapir]

it would mean someone from earth

[shut agate]

I've won only Radjabov if 3k TT

[kindred crypt]

W

[wintry otter]

Well I am from earth

[hoary tapir]

well thats that

[wintry otter]

And I’m from Iran if that makes more sense

[hoary tapir]

to naam e man famid

[raw tusk]

At what cc rating do you start to see some titled players?

[tepid wigeon]

I legit only understand the literal number difference because you guys play on a level I cant follow

[wintry otter]

Shoma irani hastin?

[shut agate]

2000+ you'll

[raw tusk]

Im not talking about gms, im talking about like nms and cms

[hoary tapir]

might be

[wintry otter]

I know for a fact you’re Turk

[shut agate]

some CMs or NMs, or some Women

[raw tusk]

Im 2050, and ive seen basically none

[hoary tapir]

Wild guess

[wintry otter]

Like a kurs turk

[tepid wigeon]

Non mechanical turks play chess?

[shut agate]

In rapid you might find some

[raw tusk]

Ok

[shut agate]

blitz and bullet probably still rare

[wintry otter]

Apparently

[somber cipher]

the last person i remember checkmating was martin (if you include bots) and some 6 year old

[hoary tapir]

ion even know what kurs is

[tired bane]

@shut agate play

[somber cipher]

am i washed

[wintry otter]

Kurd*

[hoary tapir]

maybe @shut agate is a turk

[hoary tapir]

wait Kurds are turk ?

[shut agate]

Bro's gonna continue farming me ok let's do it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

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Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2483 (2488 peak)
Blitz: 2650 (2666 peak)
Bullet: 2976 (3233 peak)

[wintry otter]

Nah he’s from Thailand

[hoary tapir]

i thought they were a different ethnicity

[hoary tapir]

a weird name for thais

[tepid wigeon]

My favorite turk is the one in scrubs

He did the fortnite dance before they did

[tired bane]

accept

[somber kindle]

I found out how to refute the englund gambit, it’s Nc3

[eternal temple]

Normal queen sac, up two rooks

[somber kindle]

Kween looks like the Kang in this board

[tepid wigeon]

You are confused because the queen has such a huge sac

[eternal temple]

Is this better?

[kindred crypt]

ggs

[tepid wigeon]

Sure, just ignore my joke

[eternal temple]

🤣

[kindred crypt]

@night imp ggs

[night imp]

gg

[kindred crypt]

which gambit was it ?

[tepid wigeon]

But I already took it

[odd eagle]

Nooooo 😭

[night imp]

Latvian gambit

[odd eagle]

Rubbish gambit

Free material

[night imp]

latvian gambit my goat

[tepid wigeon]

Can we get a live settling

I wanna see this played out now

[night imp]

e

[tepid wigeon]

Who is right

[kindred crypt]

try scandinavian

[radiant pike]

botez gambit better

[mortal bronze]

good excellent brilliant great are meaningless less. the reasons chess.com gives are also nonsensical. lichess teaches you to figure that stuff out yourself.

[nimble arch]

Hyperbullet 😭

[night imp]

Scandinavian is like playing xbow in clash royale

boring

[sand trench]

🎉

[kindred crypt]

you arent playing it like you are supposed to

[night imp]

prob

[kindred crypt]

even i thought scandinavian is boring and trash

[night imp]

ill try it

[azure pivot]

U beat me in pool the other day

[kindred crypt]

yess

[odd eagle]

lol

[odd eagle]

which

[azure pivot]

2-0 cc

[odd eagle]

lemme hunt hyper elo

[odd eagle]

wat

[azure pivot]

Bruh

[night imp]

vro what elo r u

[odd eagle]

2.2k Lichess

[tepid wigeon]

I feel like they are helpful for me when going from no idea to some idea what to do

[azure pivot]

In 1 min bullet pool

[night imp]

cul

[odd eagle]

Lichess Ultrabullet is shit ngl

[mortal bronze]

i guess

[odd eagle]

The lag is so bad in Australia

[mortal bronze]

i am 1500 in lichess ub 💔

[tepid wigeon]

But the bots in the review have some weird ideas about what moves to make that are definitely correct but I dont even want to make even though I know that

Like instinctively

[night imp]

ima play clash royale

[tepid wigeon]

In the start I was also confused by why moves were good almost every time

Now only around 60% of the time lol

[quasi nova]

Real

[tepid wigeon]

I think a move is good, review agrees but has some 7 move follow up that I dont understand

Is that like a robot thing or is there something I should be learning

[night imp]

3 crowned him

[odd eagle]

I need to hunt on @radiant swan fr

[mortal bronze]

leave oomf alone

[night imp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829768121886834818/1034031839972704326/caption-19.gif

[tepid wigeon]

They done it

[night imp]

e

[ionic ledge]

me

[odd eagle]

So many trophies 💀

[tepid wigeon]

What does that mean? Are you rated E for everyone?

[ionic ledge]

u like math

[mint adder]

2100 rated player hanging a queen

[ionic ledge]

me tooo

[tepid wigeon]

I genuinely have no clue how to process your existence

[odd eagle]

Damn coach me I ain't reaching 2100 this yr 💀

[tired bane]

valid

[tepid wigeon]

@ionic ledge lets have a match if you are up, we are similarly rated

I think

[sterile pebble]

What a mate lol

[short summit]

Hi chat

[nocturne plover]

Anyone who's less than 1000 read my bio and dm if interested

[tepid wigeon]

I won against cagnus marlsen, if now I am capable of beating magnus fartsen then I might only be a few dozen middle men away from the real one

[sleek sail]

Who wanna play (300elo)

[nocturne plover]

You started just recently?

[kindred crypt]

what would happen if i do

[flint topaz]

Heelo

Hello

[storm ivy]

Where's my brilliant 😭💔

[sleek sail]

I play and quit a lot

[flint topaz]

I beat a 2000 rated player yesterday as an 800

[kindred crypt]

chess.com wanted you to see your blunder

[rich sapphire]

[nocturne plover]

Wdym read it if you're interested dm me

[storm ivy]

I blundered a biiiishop

[nocturne plover]

Ahh read my bio if interested

[kindred crypt]

coaching ? but you are also 1300

[azure pivot]

Yo

[nocturne plover]

1600 fide

[kindred crypt]

its okayy

[kindred crypt]

now we talking

[tepid wigeon]

Damn even the robots have no clue

[sleek sail]

Sounds good

[azure pivot]

Respectable

[rich sapphire]

That person's chess account won't exist for long

[nocturne plover]

You're like 2400 sir😬

[final matrix]

hmm?

[azure pivot]

🥶

[brittle notch]

Why do I only gain 5 elo for every puzzle I do?

[magic shard]

bruh it's almost lower than mine

[rich sapphire]

Inactive

[flint topaz]

Whos account

[fluid ridge]

where’s mine?

[nocturne plover]

Na just that you don't play otb is the only explanation

[azure pivot]

What’s urs😭

[rich sapphire]

Your opponent's

[tepid wigeon]

Are you slow? Edit. At each puzzle*

[final matrix]

hi

[magic shard]

I'm unrated

[flint topaz]

Why

He didn’t cheat

[azure pivot]

[rich sapphire]

Because he is deleting it after crying

[fluid ridge]

yo👋

[final matrix]

hi

[fluid ridge]

how’s bullet?

[magic shard]

hi

[final matrix]

im tilted

[fluid ridge]

ye, i’m down 150 in blitz rn😪

[keen spoke]

sigma fide

[storm ivy]

I don't know 🥀

[brittle notch]

No why?

[final matrix]

im down 100 in bullet

[mint adder]

Uhh get better matchmaking luck

[fleet lance]

Not sure if I can ask this but can someone watch one of my chess matches and tell me what mistakes im making late game

[flint topaz]

Oh lol, it was unrated and he had mate but premoved and I did something he didn’t expect

[final matrix]

not during the game

[fluid ridge]

that ain’t that bad, not great but not bad, i’m down like 100 in bullet

[fleet lance]

I’m only playing bots atm

[azure pivot]

That’s nothing bro im down 300

[fleet lance]

I’m trying to beat all the beginner ones before I play online

[tepid wigeon]

I remember it giving less when time runs out but without mistakes

[fluid ridge]

damn, it’s okay man

[tepid wigeon]

5 or so

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2220 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2109 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2136 (2437 peak)

[fluid ridge]

ah ye I see that

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> D0m3 (d0m3rss)

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Name: D0m3 (d0m3rss)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2310 (peak)
Blitz: 2106 (2258 peak)
Bullet: 2211 (2284 peak)

[west cypress]

update!! i'm currently at 711 elo i'm so happy!!! its only been a day and I went up 81 points!!!

[fluid ridge]

blitz is down a bit rn

[azure pivot]

Damn rip blit

[fluid ridge]

ye lol

[azure pivot]

Our profiles are kinda similar

Ur a bit better overall but similar

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2362 (2355 peak)
Blitz: 2410 (2433 peak)
Bullet: 2400 (2421 peak)

[fluid ridge]

ye relatively

[crimson tusk]

[magic shard]

god dang why am I so trash

[fluid ridge]

just rapid

[azure pivot]

Shut up 2400

[azure pivot]

Blitz peak higher as well

[dull blaze]

not enough practice

[magic shard]

I'm such a snail

[dull blaze]

and that

[fluid ridge]

ye, one good streak

my bullet peak is 2300 but it’s not here bc I got it when bot was glitched

[magic shard]

lol I gotta play more

those who know by the way

[azure pivot]

Real

[fluid ridge]

I gotta get it back

maybe soon i’ll do it

[azure pivot]

Same bro😭🙏

Maybe bullet ratings were inflated for a bit my peak was around that time too

[fluid ridge]

I can get 2300 but i’m too slow for 2400

[mint adder]

getting your queen trapped? bruh i'm up 12 points of material thanks for the liquidation

[fluid ridge]

idk

[fluid ridge]

could be

[dull blaze]

same otherwise everyones gonna surpass away ahead of me

[mint adder]

I'M LITERALLY SO DOMINANT LMAO

BE LIKE FLANERE

[final matrix]

let me farm you when

[magic shard]

return of the siverking

[fluid ridge]

when i’m back to 2300😂

[final matrix]

hi

[dull blaze]

heyo

[magic shard]

siver unbanned from moon club when

[final matrix]

siver i hit 400 rapid

[fluid ridge]

i’m 2210 rn?

[mint adder]

hi nova how's that TMC S2 going

[final matrix]

i think not bad but im nto really involved in running it

[mint adder]

pog

[dull blaze]

uhm i'm assuming you meant 2400 so wowwow

[fluid ridge]

i’m also 400 rapid

[final matrix]

doubt

[fluid ridge]

ye

[final matrix]

youre better than me you cant be 400

[azure pivot]

Rare high rated chat moment

[fluid ridge]

lol

when I was new it always felt like it was only 1000s, idk what happened

[rich sapphire]

Maybe he's only better against you but 400

[south token]

never trust the female coach

[dull blaze]

ugh i should've played canadian open

[mint adder]

so many colors

[dull blaze]

that was so dumb

[fleet dove]

Just play faster

[fluid ridge]

why ain’t you?

[magic shard]

why didn't you play

[fluid ridge]

ye smth like that, I slow tho

[fleet dove]

Be fast

[dull blaze]

cause I was like 350 entry fee and 2 hour drive there and 2 hours back for 7 days

ehhhhhhh

[fluid ridge]

ye that’s kinda wild

[final matrix]

hi

i just got back to 400 bullet

[fleet dove]

What’s good

[final matrix]

now i need to get back to 400 blitz

[fleet dove]

Huge

[mint adder]

the contrast between my rapid and my blitz and bullet í crazy

[magic shard]

ok yeah the entry fee is pretty expensive

[fleet dove]

500 incoming

[fluid ridge]

400 trifecta

[final matrix]

got it once already

and been 400 in all time controls before

[fluid ridge]

I saw so many cheaters tryna get games in rapid today

[final matrix]

so i want 450 blitz and bullet today

rapid i dont think i can push beyond 400 for a long time, im not good enough

[fleet dove]

Symmetry is nice

[keen spoke]

anyone wanna play chess

[fluid ridge]

wtf is this chess.com*

[keen spoke]

W rating

[fluid ridge]

how hard was pushing 400?

[dull blaze]

I think theres gonna be a tourney in august ill play online again

if i can get back to 2700 ill play

[fluid ridge]

not me😪

[keen spoke]

rip

[fluid ridge]

are u like 2100 otb?

[mint citrus]

im magnus

[fluid ridge]

this me

[dull blaze]

i'm 2k fide but i got that a year ago

idk if im better or worse tbh

[keen spoke]

me when im 6 elo behing

[fluid ridge]

ah, you play otb much?

[keen spoke]

behind*

[fluid ridge]

one game

[final matrix]

not terrible it just was exhausting

[keen spoke]

yeh true

[magic shard]

I think you can you're good

[final matrix]

most games were basically down to the last couple minutes

[fluid ridge]

ye, I struggled for months to get from 2250 to 2300😂 couldn’t imagine 2400

[fluid ridge]

time scrambles ye?

[magic shard]

maybe there's rust but you should be able to get back into form easily

[nimble arch]

where is there an astrik

[fleet dove]

Months is crazy

[fluid ridge]

I sent the wrong thing first

[odd eagle]

Istg this dogass lichess Ultrabullet lag

[mint adder]

you’re trash, and i’m trying to be trash

[fluid ridge]

lol ye… I kept tilting idk

[nocturne plover]

Guys anyone below 1000 pls read my bio and dm if interested
3 slots left

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 🍮 (flan)

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Name: 🍮 (flan)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2144 (peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2155 peak)
Bullet: 2163 (2227 peak)

[mint adder]

alr got VK thanks

[fluid ridge]

can you coach me?

[fleet dove]

Can you teach me the vancura position please

[mint adder]

hopefully by the end of the month I reach 2200 😭

2200 rapid would be so canon

[nocturne plover]

Tf y'all talking about y'all are 2500s and 5x better tan me

[mint adder]

And with how shit the rapid pool is I just need to lock in

[north ocean]

Kinda crazy how white has developed everything, cstled and taken control of the center -- and black has basically wasted every move, yet eval bar says this is no different than any other opening.it's 0.6-0.8 lol

[nocturne plover]

That I know got an endgame book

[dull blaze]

why would you coach for free

[fleet dove]

Mfers be coaching sub 1000 the moment they hit 1001

[fluid ridge]

fr lmao

[mint adder]

Hypermodernism for you

[nocturne plover]

I ain't 1001 bro I'm 1600 fide

[north ocean]

Not 100% . I literally just didnt develop pieces and moved stuff back and fourth, and it's doing well. Hypermodernism doesnt play dumb stuff like that

[brittle notch]

Why do I only gain 5 elo for every puzzle I do?

[fluid ridge]

improve coaching ability

[fleet dove]

0.6-0.8 is not normal for most openings this is quite substantial

[fluid ridge]

you’re 1350 online

[mint adder]

Coaching 3000+ rated players for free, if you’re 3000+ DM me

[keen spoke]

pawns are OP ig

[fleet dove]

Also why is the bishop on d3

[north ocean]

Really?

[mint adder]

I meannn

[fleet dove]

In most mainlines no

[nocturne plover]

Ye I play way worse online

[keen spoke]

anyone wanna play

[mint adder]

Unless the opening was bad from the start

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> twisttheproguy

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2282 (2304 peak)
Blitz: 2113 (2129 peak)
Bullet: 1960 (1981 peak)

[keen spoke]

L rating

[fluid ridge]

hit 2000 bullet

[fleet dove]

Now in general the engine favors space advantages so the evaluation is a bit inflated

[dull blaze]

cries in benoni and knights tango

[mint adder]

For example I play the Bird and I usually get anywhere from -0.4 to +1.3

[brittle notch]

No your bullet is to low

[keen spoke]

nah im pushing 2400 on my second account

its at 2357 rn

[fluid ridge]

ah lmao

[fleet dove]

The benoni and knights tango shouldn’t even be in the same sentence as each other

The benoni is an actual good opening

[fluid ridge]

why use another account?

[keen spoke]

me scared

[fluid ridge]

lmao

[north ocean]

I guess its kinda worse than a typical opening, but given that i just shuffled pieces back and fourth and did nothing, you gotta admit that's wild that there's no easy way to win

[dull blaze]

you cannot say the tango is objectively worse tho

[fleet dove]

It literally is objectively worse

[fluid ridge]

i’m also. 1700+ otb😎, barely lmao

[keen spoke]

same

im 1702 (just got my fide)

[fluid ridge]

i’m also 1702😂 national tho

[keen spoke]

real

[fluid ridge]

underrated tho

[fleet dove]

For every serious game you can list of à world champion playing the knights tango I’ll list 10 games of a world champion playing the benoni

[keen spoke]

yeh same

[dull blaze]

my depth 2 engine begs to differ

[fluid ridge]

need more games

[keen spoke]

!!

[final matrix]

mee

[fleet dove]

Depth 2 ok buddy

[keen spoke]

ok here is a puzzle for yall

[north ocean]

is that nf6 nc6 lol

what a godlike opening

[fleet dove]

It’s complete and utter trash that’s what it is

[dull blaze]

its the lichess engine its good enough

[north ocean]

i thought it was called the mexican defense