💬〡chess-talk

[umbral finch]

somethinig wrong with the formatting

[wise jewel]

It should be called Tic tac tie because you have to be dumb to lose

[rich sapphire]

The knight on a8 is not trapped everyone

[unkempt bay]

no, the pawn on g7 prevents it

[rich sapphire]

It can clearly escape

Through the z6 square

[wise jewel]

Aaah I forgot about z6

[unkempt bay]

it's a kids game

[pseudo garden]

Bye bye skibigays

[verbal berry]

Tic Tac Toe 💀
💀 10

[umbral finch]

rookie mistake smh

[tardy carbon]

The goal of the gambit is to put your opponent in a difficult position while you know the situation well, and thus the opponent wastes time. However, if you use the engine, it is impossible to win with any gambit.

[umbral finch]

majority of 1400 players lose because they forget z6

[unkempt bay]

like backgammon and other non-chess board games

[wise jewel]

I need to take shrooms and play chess I think it would be interesting

[rich sapphire]

Pixel completely loaded!

[verbal berry]

Shrooms 🍄

[umbral finch]

he's using the engine after the game isnt he

[tardy carbon]

Nah he didn’t even play it

[rich sapphire]

I didn't play the game

[umbral finch]

ok so

i dont see whats wrong wtih using an engine to analyse a position

[rich sapphire]

He was talking about how he beat somebody playing that line

[unkempt bay]

gambit is italian and means to make someone trip

[wise jewel]

I use a masterlock to unlock this masterlock

[rich sapphire]

I very quickly asked him what happened in X line

[umbral finch]

i see.

[rich sapphire]

He struggled for 20 minutes claiming it was good for white

Then I show him the position in the engine and then he claims I was using the engine all along

[umbral finch]

lmao

[late dragon]

Today's my rated chess tournament any tips?

[rich sapphire]

Then I gave up trying to reason with him

[umbral finch]

tbf generally the point of a gambit is to trade off material for position, correct me if im wrong

[unkempt bay]

just do your best

[rich sapphire]

All the while claiming he "studied" the position

[wise jewel]

Kick your opponents feet and when they ask why ur doing it plead nuh uh wasn't me

[pseudo garden]

Nuh uh it was you

[unique ledge]

Hello everyone, I’m here to start a revolution! 🤗

[autumn juniper]

hi

[umbral finch]

no

[late dragon]

Nice tip to loose the rating that I have

[umbral finch]

go back in your box >:c

[unkempt bay]

Magnesium Calcium. Hilarious name

[wise jewel]

Lose*

[tardy carbon]

When did I say it’s good of white ? I said it’s just like alien gambit sac peace for hard position ,

[rich sapphire]

[umbral finch]

guys play botez gambit, its very hard ||for you||

[pseudo garden]

Alien Gambit is free elo for black

[umbral finch]

for opponent

[tardy carbon]

Another line

[rich sapphire]

Not doing this with you

[unkempt bay]

wait I have a real tip, if you can, try to get your opponent to analyze the game afterwards. Especially if the opponent is better than you. Great learning experience

[tardy carbon]

Idc

[autumn juniper]

True

[wise jewel]

I used to be a chess player like you until I took a Scholar's Mate to the knee.

[rich sapphire]

Toodeloo everybody

[pseudo garden]

Toodeloo

[autumn juniper]

Toodloo everybody

[wise jewel]

I was never the same

[unkempt bay]

that's the point

chess changes you

[umbral finch]

you havent taken a fools mate to the sternum have you

[wise jewel]

Lord no I've only read rumors of that back in Whiterun I heard the man killed himself.

Terrible scene

[cobalt turret]

Yo can someone tell me why this position is hugely winning for white. Like ik the king cant castle and the rook on the left side need like 2 moves to be active and stuff but im losing by a pawn tho and all their pieces are similarly active

[mortal bronze]

king safety

that's pretty much it

[worthy schooner]

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[mortal bronze]

but none of my accounts have been banned? and there is no reason for my accounts to get banned.

[cobalt turret]

Dang alright

[worthy schooner]

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[mortal bronze]

and yeah the rook on a7

is very sad

[somber cipher]

MOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[signal lagoon]

My guy prag save the day

[somber cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-hans-niemann-chess-popoff-gif-4521872281004881626

[balmy python]

hans to semifinals 🔥

[signal lagoon]

Yessss

Hans is winning the tournament

[somber cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[balmy python]

also wow didnt realize levon beat hikaru

[signal lagoon]

Shocking

[somber cipher]

unc gotta stick to the mouse

[signal lagoon]

Niemann takes all the smoke now

[balmy python]

well levon beat magnus in tie breaks yesterday so beating hikaru isnt too surprising

[somber cipher]

armageddon pragg vs fabiano

[signal lagoon]

Naka on this format was the favourite one

[signal lagoon]

I mean prag from losing to a comeback with sacrifices

With low time

[blazing shale]

Did levon just hit his prime

[signal lagoon]

Nono

[turbid bolt]

How to change my name's color

[loud dome]

Why are you insulting Levon. C'mon man

[somber cipher]

are they gonna do 1min bullet for the finals

[signal lagoon]

I don’t thinks so

[tardy carbon]

Ur peace’s are super active and black queen and king on the same line so you can move queen thread some rhe1 and super active knight on d5

[finite yoke]

Can u win this as black or is it a draw?

[blazing shale]

It's a compliment 🤯

[turbid bolt]

draw

[somber cipher]

prag vs hans would go crazy

[tardy carbon]

Maybe if my opponent low rated

[turbid bolt]

prag wins

[somber cipher]

yaps yaps yaps takes takes takes

please stfu and do the game

[summer gale]

With that much time,no

[somber cipher]

Lets go

Battle of the century

[floral trellis]

If my puzzle elo is 1000 but my rapid elo is 570, what’s my overall Elo?

[sudden roost]

dw abt ur puzzle elo

[azure pivot]

bro had 5 minutes and 38 seconds to produce a move and came up with this

[balmy python]

nah puzzle rating is the only real rating 🔥

[copper nexus]

I play like 1500 without sleep and with sleep 1700-1800

[copper nexus]

Bro was too scared to lose his pawn😂

[sudden roost]

goat

[somber cipher]

wtf

whyd the stream stop

WHY IS PRAG TAKING SO MUCH TIME

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PRAGG YOU FAILED US

[balmy python]

lets go fabi🔥🔥

[mortal bronze]

awwh pragg lost

i wanted him to win the whole thing

[balmy python]

Im team hans just for the trolling 😂

[mortal bronze]

hans is looking very good here

might end up winning the whole thing

[balmy python]

fabi is tough for him though not gonna be easy

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[balmy python]

He lost to fabi in the group stage didnt he?

[somber cipher]

at least we still got moke

[mortal bronze]

arjun won't be easy either

[mortal bronze]

yes

[somber cipher]

pragg so young yet so damn slow

[balmy python]

cant count out aronian 😂 hes been pulling off crazy upsets

[mortal bronze]

he's a classical player. i am surprised he did so well in faster time controls

[mint adder]

nya

wagwan gang

[mortal bronze]

yeah. everyone's a favourite atp

[somber cipher]

prag vs magnus next!?!?!?!?

[mortal bronze]

omg

[mint adder]

freestyle in big 25?

[somber cipher]

freestyle = chess960

[mortal bronze]

losers bracket is probably more difficult than the winners bracket 💀

[gray star]

And the chess speaks for itself

[mortal bronze]

hikaru magnus pragg

[mortal bronze]

i am rooting for arjun now but he's second favourite

[balmy python]

So is this the format where the winner of the loser bracket plays the winner of the winner bracket in the final or are the losers bracket people out ?

[mortal bronze]

idts? players in the losers bracket are playing for 3rd place

[somber cipher]

winner of loser is 3rd place

would you rather be worst of the best or best of the worst?

[somber cipher]

bro did they make this post like 10 secs after he won somehow

[nocturne plover]

Yo anyone wanna play

Mine?

[somber cipher]

in profile

no thx

im 198 elo on chesscom and thats only bc my opponent misclicked and resigned in a winning position

[runic rain]

Find the only winning move for white

[thick bobcat]

Nb5

[runic rain]

Now its correct

[somber cipher]

ok ima sleep now

[sudden ether]

lovely checkmate, i didnt even know it was gonna be checkmate (im bad)

[somber cipher]

i only stayed up to watch grand slam

[oak sapphire]

it rlly doesn't look my mate lol

[somber cipher]

almost all my checkmates involve a rook and a queen

at least one of each

[quasi nova]

Gonna learn the alapin Sicilian. Am I making a grave mistake or an amazing play

[sudden ether]

ive never mated with a knight before

[runic rain]

alapin?

[somber cipher]

i like to push opponents king into a controlled canal that i can then drown in my pieces

[sudden ether]

pause

[somber cipher]

what

[runic rain]

i have never seen that opening

[sudden ether]

nah lol dw

[runic rain]

I should learn this too bc no one knows about this 😂

[quasi nova]

Saw GreenFlower play it and I was like sure idk any other Sicilian let's learn this one

[somber cipher]

what is the history of opening names

[oak sapphire]

no one plays the theory properly

[somber cipher]

are they taken from actual battles or things like that

[oak sapphire]

i think its the person who invented them

[quasi nova]

Whoever decided to "invent" them gets to name them I think

[somber cipher]

so if i invent an opening i can call it "gm somethingabsolutelyridiculous is awesome gambit"?

[oak sapphire]

ig yeah

why is watching bad players play more fun than watching good players

[quasi nova]

Gotta be more tame then that I Assume

[quasi nova]

Because stockfish can't tell you what they are gonna play

[somber cipher]

chess variant where you can combine pieces if theyre aligned in a specific way??? is that already a thing and if its not is it a good idea?

[oak sapphire]

no i watch without engine

[quasi nova]

Well you can't predict what the worse players are gonna do

[somber cipher]

is there stockfish except its bad

call it stupidfish

[mint citrus]

yo guys im pressed, this dude was in a losing position, abondoned the game but i didn't gain any elo

[mortal bronze]

huh?

[sudden roost]

why not

was it unrated

[patent patrol]

I made it home safe thank tha lord

[jade kite]

ba er

[patent patrol]

Unbanned for cheating? Welcome back

[mint citrus]

no it was a rapid game

[jade kite]

its been so long wdym

[mint citrus]

its not on my game history either

[jade kite]

i got unbanned like for a while alrdy

[patent patrol]

I didn’t know I guess I just hadn’t seen

All I heard was u did get banned

[sudden roost]

was it a unrated rapid game

[mint citrus]

no it was a regular game

[somber lark]

Is losing with f3 g4 normal

[patent patrol]

Aidanlow got banned idek if that dude was cheating

[mint citrus]

or i probably misclicked

[sudden roost]

weird

[patent patrol]

Probably not at ur level bullet

[somber lark]

Didn't work in blitz 😭

-8 😭

[patent patrol]

Blitz is a bad risk to take 💔

[somber lark]

Nah my position was like -0.8

It's playable

[patent patrol]

It’s mate right

[somber lark]

If they play e5 first

[patent patrol]

Do ppl even do Qh5+ with e5 in bullet have u tried

I’ve played c3 f3 d4 and then fianchettod as white for the (: opening I fw that tbh playable

[summer gale]

b3 better

[lilac island]

hi

[quasi nova]

Hello

[regal osprey]

Is 85% accuracy good for 400 rated

[echo needle]

beabadoobee

[sudden roost]

beabadoobee

[somber lark]

Depends on their mood

[runic rain]

There was no endgame 😭

[verbal berry]

🥶

[runic rain]

The black queen is in jail

[shut spruce]

This position looks like a where's waldo puzzle

[runic rain]

😂

[somber lark]

Black is cooked 😭

[white sorrel]

anyone want to play a game against me?

[rocky copper]

sorry but barley is just too op

[unique ledge]

black can't even play c6
it's insane

[shut spruce]

I'd be down for a couple, want to vc?

[runic rain]

Yep

[somber lark]

Who cares about queenside, that king is about to get naked

[runic rain]

do u wanna see the game

[somber lark]

Sure

[unique ledge]

yes, theres no way that's a 500 rated game

[runic rain]

gif or pgn

[unique ledge]

pgn

[somber lark]

gif 🙏

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/nle-choppa-nle-dance-off-clone-goofy-gif-628221865622194263

[somber lark]

Omg bro doesn't know the point of that queen and bishop battery

[tacit wren]

what the skull is this

[unique ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/nlechoppa-choppa-dance-topshotta-nlechoppadance-gif-18521509

[runic rain]

Its not my game bc im not that good 😭

[fluid ridge]

not choppa

[tacit wren]

vruh

[tacit wren]

oooh advanced theory, nice!

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/togi-shane-stoffer-gif-13002550135341762285

[sudden roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cza4nicusc8

ts is so tuff

[fluid ridge]

better than bedadaboopee

angelic singing

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/beabadoobee-awkward-bea-beatopia-fake-it-flowers-gif-1478667362554280763

[fluid ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/togi-gif-10121191655189744682

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/clairobee-clairo-mmm-hmm-side-eye-gif-4994986708640685859

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/nle-choppa-nle-dance-off-clone-goofy-gif-628221865622194263

[runic rain]

what would you do if you lost a game like that

[somber lark]

Start another game

[old lantern]

anyone 2650+ bullet wanna play a match

[fluid ridge]

me

[unique ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/nle-choppa-gif-24321727

[sick tangle]

That is insane

[patent patrol]

You’ve already challenged everyone 2650+ bullet tonight tactic

[old lantern]

dude nobody wants to play me

its so annoying ive been tryna find a game for like the past hour 💀

[patent patrol]

Ask Andy Woodward

[fluid ridge]

just get worse gng

[balmy python]

play 960 arena 🔥

[runic rain]

get worse then i can play with you

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play?

[patent patrol]

You and Andy Woodward battle to the death until somebody leaves 3600

[tranquil basin]

Good morning guys

I’ve got good news for y’all. Today we got a farmable 2300

The pairing gods have favoured me today

[fluid ridge]

lmao

[jaunty mountain]

play me "alexplaysschess"

[fluid ridge]

Tatar

[balmy python]

1 book move lol

[fluid ridge]

wtf

[somber lark]

Blitz?

[oak sapphire]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/140821147734 cool game

[tranquil basin]

We r gonna cook today, nah it’s classical

[fluid ridge]

average Tatar game

[tranquil basin]

Otb, gonna cook this 2300 Indian

[frosty peak]

maddog9111 (1694) vs. NormalChessNerrd (1665)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. d4 cxd4 5. cxd4 Nc6 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. Be2 Nf6 8. Nc3 Qa5 9. d5 Bxf3 10. dxc6 Bxc6 11. O-O e6 12. Bd2 Bb4 13. a3 Bxc3 14. Bxc3 Qd5 15. Qxd5 Nxd5 16. Bxg7 Rg8 17. Be5 Nf4 18. Bxf4 Rxg2+ 19. Kh1 Rxf2+ 20. Kg1 Rg2+ 21. Kh1 Rxe2+ 22. Kg1 Rg2+ 23. Kh1 Rg4+ 

[shut agate]

not the worst one at least

[tranquil basin]

I’m the Indian killer 🤣 already played like 3-4 Indians this tournament

[sand tundra]

Guys is learning the black indian at 800 a good idea

[patent patrol]

I beat a 2100 fide today in 3+2 that was actually pretty cool

[tranquil basin]

Gg

[oak sapphire]

damn nice

[sand tundra]

What would be recommended for white

[copper nexus]

I beat people double my elo by flagging them ngl 😭🙏🏻

[regal osprey]

Back in the 2000s, happy day today

[shut agate]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/109234264941

[frosty peak]

Tatar (2181) vs. oshi (1040)

Move List

1. e3 a6 2. d3 b6 3. c3 c6 4. b3 d6 5. a3 e6 6. a4 f6 7. b4 g6 8. c4 h6 9. d4 h5 10. e4 g5 11. f3 f5 12. g3 e5 13. h3 d5 14. h4 c5 15. g4 b5 16. f4 a5 17. Nf3 Ra6 18. Nc3 Rhh6 19. Be2 Ne7 20. Bd2 Nd7 21. Qc2 Bb7 22. Rb1 Bg7 23. Rb2 Kf7 24. Rg1 Qc7 25. Rg2 Kf6 26. Kf2 Nc6 27. Kf1 Ra7 28. Kg1 Ba6 29. Kh2 Rb7 30. Kh1 Rb6 31. Kg1 Bf8 32. Kf1 Rh7 33. Ke1 Rg7 34. Kd1 Rg6 35. Kc1 Bh6 36. Kb1 

[shut agate]

the game

[regal osprey]

And by 2000 rating I mean puzzle rating

[patent patrol]

He missed a “queen sac” trade that just ends with me going up in the end nothing too impressive on my part tbh

[copper nexus]

At 800 u don't need any opening just a basic idea of developing pieces

[regal osprey]

I went to the dentist

They messed up my root canal

[copper nexus]

And learn some basic attacks like fried liver and traxler

[sand tundra]

I went from 500-800 in essentially no time by just not blundering I’m just trying to learn 1 basic white opening

[regal osprey]

Slight gap between the crown and the gum

[copper nexus]

Go with italian

[sand tundra]

Alrighty thanks a lot

[runic rain]

Who can find mate in 2 for black

[patent patrol]

I just got home from work in pouring rain and so I don’t feel like ragebaiting sorry to hear about that man hope u can get that fixed @regal osprey

[patent patrol]

This makes my head hurt

[copper nexus]

Qa7 then rb8

[shut agate]

Nd4

[tranquil basin]

Oh okay

[shut agate]

Nxb8 gg white wins

[tranquil basin]

Also I’m whiye today, the guy might play e4 e5

[runic rain]

You found it nice

[tranquil basin]

I hate this shit, he plays Russian and Spanish as main

I might do 4 knights Spanish just to repeat less

[shut agate]

can I make it worse with more time btw

[tranquil basin]

Cause I need to repeat Sicilian e6 and Sicilian nc6

[copper nexus]

I think sicilian has the highest sidelines

[tranquil basin]

I’m planning to go for nf3 nc6 nc3 nc6 bb5 nd4 bc4 bc5 nxe5

[tranquil basin]

I crush him in the sidelines, he plays the 2 main lines, nc6 and e6

Imma play rossolimo agaisnt nc6, and alapin against e6

[lavish sorrel]

Anyone wanna play a friendly game? (I am 700 elo)

[copper nexus]

U guys have crazy opening prep

[tranquil basin]

It’s only necessary at our level

[wild tangle]

test

[tranquil basin]

I play without prep agaisnt 1700s 1800s

[oak sapphire]

fide or chess.com

[copper nexus]

Fide?

[tranquil basin]

I just play some safe line where it’s not crazy

[white sorrel]

I'll play against you if you want. What time control?

[tranquil basin]

Yeah fide

And I win eventually

Cause 1700s can’t hold shit

They will lose pawn down rook endgames like nothing

[copper nexus]

What's ur age rn

[tranquil basin]

And they will make mistakes everywhere, u only need to prep agaisnt people on or above ur level

[tranquil basin]

Just turned 16 like 2 weeks ago

[oak sapphire]

and im sitting here with like a 1511 fide

[copper nexus]

You are going well

[shut agate]

Anyone ever played no capturing chess

[lavish sorrel]

Sure

[copper nexus]

Is it a variant or u meant positional chess

[lavish sorrel]

Rapid

[loud wadi]

This move allows checkmate and it's given a "good move"???

[tranquil basin]

😭

[shut agate]

I'm not sure if it exists on cc

but it's like who captures first loses

[copper nexus]

Prophylaxis thing

[white sorrel]

check your dms I sent you a challenge link

[tranquil basin]

Sounds like hot garbage, no one would ever win if u symmetrical it

[shut agate]

Like this yeah

[loud wadi]

Don't take my word but I think you missed an opportunity to take a free pawn with 2 forks

[regal osprey]

Y'all Vsauce just uploaded for the first time in 2 years

[loud wadi]

Yeah I saw

[tranquil basin]

Who’s that

[safe cipher]

guys, i just started playing chess and im gonna try to see how much i can improve in 3months, ive been studying jobava london on white but idk what opening i wanna study on black.

can u guys suggest me something?

[tranquil basin]

Don’t work on openings if u want to improve the most

Work on tactics and calculation instead, the most core part of chess

[safe cipher]

oh ok, thanks

but still, can u give an opening for black, i still cant pick one haha

[gentle shuttle]

Does Queen b2 work

[runic rain]

😭

[gentle shuttle]

It doesn't sorry

Yeah I just saw

[runic rain]

Is bro ChatGPT

[gentle shuttle]

Nah man, sleep deprived

Yeah nd4

[gentle shuttle]

Does that work

[runic rain]

Is this position winning for white or winning for black or is this just a draw?

[runic rain]

Yes

[gentle shuttle]

Cool

[kindred crypt]

Who wanna play?

[sand tundra]

Can someone explain why pond shouldn’t take bishop in this position

[runic rain]

rook takes rook

and you get a knight

[sand tundra]

I don’t sleep much lately - I didn’t even see the Knight!

[foggy fern]

Hi

[runic rain]

Hi

[shut agate]

Yeah we got it again

[terse wagon]

xd5, bxd4+, you win a rook or a knight

[runic rain]

Tatar you good in endgames?

[shut agate]

I'm not really good at endgame

[runic rain]

What do you think of the position

[terse wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-typing-interesting-chess-gif-3546551764425277288

[loud wadi]

God I hate playing as black

[inland abyss]

You get a isolated pawn of you do

[runic rain]

Greenflower are you good at endgame

[terse wagon]

As White, I slave black

As black, I gain freedom

[inland abyss]

Nah negative skill level

[terse wagon]

Whatever side I play as its a win win

[runic rain]

@inland abyss Okay solve this

[terse wagon]

Ts so easy bruh

Anyone can solve this

[foggy fern]

😂

[terse wagon]

Greenflower has to be tripping to not solve this

Hes a 2000 what is he doing

[inland abyss]

Bro thinks 2000a can solve entire endgames

[terse wagon]

I can as a 1900

You suck

[runic rain]

Okay say whos winning or is it a draw

[terse wagon]

You should be demoted to 1800

[terse wagon]

If a human is playing this its a draw

If a cheater is playing this white is winning

[azure plank]

interesting

[inland abyss]

The ego is crazy 🤣

[terse wagon]

Excuses

I already solved it and gave you the answer

[inland abyss]

It's not a good answer you just said NPC ahh stuff

[terse wagon]

um um does bro expect me to write a paragraph

writes 100 moves

[fossil bloom]

2400 btw

[terse wagon]

Black and white simply can't do shit

Ez

[kindred crypt]

Freeze

[loud wadi]

Omg there's mate

[fossil bloom]

good find 👍

[kindred crypt]

Evil GPT???

[terse wagon]

Nf6+

Ew ez puzzle

[loud wadi]

Knight check either queen takes or pawn takes or king moves, queen takes pawn mate, right?

[somber lark]

I wanted to play Ng5 💀

[fossil bloom]

also 2400 btw
Damn y'all think similar

[somber lark]

2500 😭

[inland abyss]

Bro thinks he is same Elo as zig

[terse wagon]

Is that still not mate

[somber lark]

Respect my progress

[loud wadi]

Not forced

[somber lark]

Allows h6

[inland abyss]

Them you nh7

[terse wagon]

Oh yeah i didnt see h6

[inland abyss]

Still winning bro

[somber lark]

Qxh5 💀

[terse wagon]

Bh7+ is better

[inland abyss]

Wait you just lose a pawn bruh

[loud wadi]

How do you get this user hates trusted role?

[inland abyss]

Impossible

[terse wagon]

Oh wait that allows checkmate for black

[somber lark]

What

[inland abyss]

It has been proven to be impossible tried by millions of people bro

[loud wadi]

Oh

[rain lantern]

Haaaiiiiiii

[rain lantern]

Hi Retired Chess player

[inland abyss]

Ng5 h6 h4 prob

[terse wagon]

Bh7+ Kh8, Nxg7+, Rxg7, Qxg7, Bh2+, Kh1, Bxg2+!!

[terse wagon]

Not g2 i mean g7

[loud wadi]

How do you guys learn notations? I've tried learning it but I still need to look at the board or takes a few seconds for me to visualize it

[terse wagon]

Im tripping

[patent patrol]

Playin

Talkin ab chess here

[rain lantern]

Same

[scarlet arrow]

jaaj

[rain lantern]

Just play chess lol

[patent patrol]

U get a little used to it but especially if u conversate about it i think u will just get a slightly better hand for it

[dreamy marsh]

Can block stop it?

[paper zenith]

ngl we should have role colours for different elo ranges fr

[patent patrol]

Because u will kinda alr know ur thought process

[terse wagon]

False

You dont learn them simply by playing chess

[patent patrol]

Sure u can

Qh5 check

[terse wagon]

You cant unless you're calucating with notations

[somber lark]

Kxg2 and then

[terse wagon]

Some people calucate with only board in their mind with no notations

[patent patrol]

I can do that

[terse wagon]

Notations are unnecessary

[inland abyss]

Bro let his stockfish run

[patent patrol]

Necessary to talk ab it easier

[terse wagon]

Qg3+

[inland abyss]

Don't reply that fast

[somber lark]

fxg3 what am i missing

[terse wagon]

F?

I need to play chess more often again

I forgor theres a pawn on F

[somber lark]

Where is the mate after Kh1

I refuse to take your queen

[inland abyss]

@shut agate come 1 v 1 vro

[terse wagon]

Theres no mate

Hmm

I calucated halfway there idk what am I doing

[shut agate]

Okok

[terse wagon]

CHAT CHAT I FORGOT ONE PUZZLE FOR YALL

In this bullet game I instantly sacrificed a piece to open up the center for attacks without hesitation, it took me only around 0.5 or 1 second to play this move
What did I play?

[somber lark]

Nxd5 prob

[terse wagon]

Yup

[somber lark]

Its bad right

[terse wagon]

This was the stats of the game

[quasi nova]

Greenflower getting cooked

[terse wagon]

I didn't find bg5 but it worked in the end

All of these attacks are strong enough for black to lose without having to find the best move

Also doesnt black play f6

After bg5

I saw that move ingame but i thought f6 literally just refugees the attack

[somber lark]

c4 Qc6

[nocturne plover]

Anyone upto a game

[terse wagon]

Qc6 in what turn

That just blunders a queen, no?

[somber lark]

After c4

[terse wagon]

What does qc6 do

Qxc6?

[somber lark]

Bruh

[terse wagon]

Oh u mean for black

[somber lark]

Yeah

[terse wagon]

Qc6 for black doesnt refuge the attack

You can literally move your queen back and refuse the trade

And black is going to deal with this problem

[somber lark]

Ne7

[nocturne plover]

@terse wagon up for a game?

[somber lark]

Cook me as white there

[terse wagon]

I can play bg5 now after that and trade the knight

[somber lark]

Qe6

[terse wagon]

F4

[unique ledge]

Are we having Greenflower tacos today?

[somber lark]

Where did your queen go btw

[terse wagon]

Hmmm

[terse wagon]

Oets say qd3

Qd3 can attack the kingside

[ionic ledge]

Hi

[unique ledge]

1900 elo cc & offering to be a private coach? ain’t no way

@terse wagon do you have a fide rating

[terse wagon]

Or I can play qd2 for qa5

[nocturne plover]

Hangs e5 right?

[terse wagon]

No one cares about the e5 pawn

If anything else i think it helps me

Because i can now threaten e5 pawn and it becomes a big weakness for black

If the e5 pawn is removed the black king is completely exposed

[somber lark]

Qd3 Bxe5

[nocturne plover]

Can hold a pawn is a pawn

[somber lark]

Yeah imma play Ne7 f6 💀

[ionic ledge]

Sorry ladies

I have to go to sleep

[terse wagon]

I need a chess board rn I cant imagine all of that in my brain

[ionic ledge]

cant play chess with you anymore

I have to hang up my socks

[unique ledge]

bro is giving into his fantasies

[mint adder]

did I hear goonflower tacos?

[unique ledge]

Yes

[mint adder]

GOON TACOSS

[terse wagon]

Especially when im not in chess mode

[somber lark]

Lock in c4 Qc6 Qd3 Bxe5

[terse wagon]

Man gimme a break in chess

[unique ledge]

it starts now
this is how you move past 1900

play chess in your brain

[somber lark]

I quit it myself

[terse wagon]

I think bxe5 is a suicidal mission for black

[somber lark]

Prove it

[terse wagon]

Re1

Black literally just removed one of the defense for black

[somber lark]

Ne7

[terse wagon]

I can put more pressure
Bg5

[signal lagoon]

I’ve hit 1800+ finally

[somber lark]

f6

[ionic ledge]

I don’t have fantasies, I am the fantasy..

[signal lagoon]

Sveshnikov amazing

[terse wagon]

I think I see a sacrifice

I got to calucate for a while

[unique ledge]

Magnus Fartsen sounds like the name of a grandmaster of farts
You’re not a fantasy

[ionic ledge]

there is no grandmaster better than me

[unique ledge]

pass gas elsewhere 🤧

[exotic shard]

dead lost whole game then come up with this brillaint move keep in mind this is only 1700-1750 elo rapid game

[limpid viper]

bro flexing a 49% accuracy game

[ionic ledge]

No offense bro but I’m immune to your ragebait

[limpid viper]

brilliants will truly turn people into fiends

[exotic shard]

im not

[ionic ledge]

I am Magnus fartsen, the greatest chess player and ladies man in history

[limpid viper]

just cause you got a brilliant doesn't mean the game wasn't bad bro

[exotic shard]

juust its funny

[terse wagon]

Qe3

[exotic shard]

yeah i know it was a hrorible game

[unique ledge]

It’s not rage bait tho
Fartsen is your name, farting is your game

[rocky copper]

i love burritos

[exotic shard]

he played goofy opening im just happy i didnt lose

[limpid viper]

also you weren't dead lost the whole game?

[shut agate]

@inland abyss ggs

[exotic shard]

ok im sorry

[limpid viper]

looking at the graph you both were winning at a point

[ionic ledge]

There will never be a greater man than me in the history of mankind, I do not fart

[limpid viper]

nah bro im just mad cause im tilted don't worry about it

[unique ledge]

Bro it’s your name 😭

[ionic ledge]

My name does not fart

[exotic shard]

all good

[ionic ledge]

My name is real and should not be insulted

[azure pivot]

[somber lark]

What if I js castle

[inland abyss]

ggs

[unique ledge]

Why are you in denial?

[terse wagon]

You could

[limpid viper]

i fell to 1600 yesterday btw

i got back to 1730 though

[terse wagon]

The attack ends there but like its a bullet game so idk what im doing

[azure pivot]

Fire

[limpid viper]

only down 70 elo

im making it back today though

[azure pivot]

By farming me bro

[somber lark]

Nvm allows f4 😭

[limpid viper]

nah bro you got me on tilt

when im 1800 again we'll play

[ionic ledge]

I check your king yeah yeah then I take e3 they should send me to nasa , Im a chess star ya ya

[azure pivot]

I got lucky every game

[unique ledge]

You should sleep

[ionic ledge]

Every move goes far, every castle is peak

[azure pivot]

[unique ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

[ionic ledge]

I am taking down magnus hes got nothing on my tactics

Yeah yeah

[inland abyss]

Bro how to be better in 1+0

[rocky copper]

my chess routine is watching cool edits, play a few games, get rekt and hate myself the whole day

[somber lark]

Wrong person to ask that question

[terse wagon]

This js definitely a weak 1900 elo

[rocky copper]

skill issue 😔

[unique ledge]

Emotions shouldn’t be included in chess
If it is you’re doing something wrong

[shut agate]

have u ever seen a weak 2500

[nimble arch]

Play faster but play good moves

[terse wagon]

No

[ionic ledge]

Raaaaaawr rawer yeah, let’s see, Hans nieman has nothing on me, I play like a genius and I don’t even cheat Wooooo you can’t compete

[terse wagon]

Actually yes i have

[shut agate]

me then

[terse wagon]

Any 2500 elos who lost to gothamchess constitently is weak

[limpid viper]

yea all of them

[ionic ledge]

Im a chess star 🎶🎶🎶

[inland abyss]

You are good bro

[shut agate]

I mean this game lol

[rocky copper]

git gud instead of hating

[unique ledge]

MagnusFartsen: yeah yeah I just farted all over the chess board and now my opponent resigned cause I’m stinky yeah yeah pro gm

[terse wagon]

Dont ever lose to gothamchess guys

[inland abyss]

Trolling ahh game

[ionic ledge]

No way dawg

[rocky copper]

lol

[ionic ledge]

Did you go back in time

[terse wagon]

I could beat u without a rook in 1 minute game

[ionic ledge]

How you make that many inaccurate

[unique ledge]

Was this game fabricated?

[rocky copper]

ok, no one asked + u wouldn't last 30s against gotham

[ionic ledge]

I am currently 2800 Elo

[terse wagon]

He would not last a second WITH me

[ionic ledge]

I could beat Gotham

[ionic ledge]

🔥🔥🔥🔥damnnnn

[unique ledge]

Magnus Fartsen: yeah yeah I love farting after eating burritos and smelling like a master at farts yeah yeah

[rocky copper]

get real and get gud

[ionic ledge]

that was bars

[terse wagon]

Ragebait

Loser

[ionic ledge]

I like penguins too c:

what is your favorite species of penguin

[rocky copper]

mad cuz bad

[unique ledge]

chat died

[ionic ledge]

leave err alone

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-tetsuo-tetsuo-shima-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-12118377099744361472

[unique ledge]

all of a sudden it smells again

oh hi magnus fartsen

[rocky copper]

bruv she started with the hate

[ionic ledge]

I hate hate bro

[somber lark]

Only rated games matter

[ionic ledge]

I like narendra Mendis beard

[rocky copper]

so be on my side then

[ionic ledge]

I like all sides ❤️

[drifting rock]

Hello my fav chess enthusiasts.

[ionic ledge]

If I was homo I would be bi

But you are being mean grrr

[rocky copper]

0 enemies

[ionic ledge]

quit the rage bait and she will stop the ragebait

[somber lark]

f3 g4 is actually playable against 1.Nf6

[rocky copper]

+1000 social credit

[ionic ledge]

Frrr

I love xi jinping

[rocky copper]

[phone] social credit

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-credit-social-уважение-плюс-уважение-gif-1626328442317885176

[ionic ledge]

my social credits are gonna break the charts

[ionic ledge]

also I think she was joking about Gotham

[ionic ledge]

!!!!!!!!!

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-11905852304112868072

[twilit creek]

sacrifices the middle game

[inland abyss]

I lost all of my aura 😔

[twilit creek]

damn

[azure pivot]

This is not tough bro

[shut agate]

[paper zenith]

oof 💔

[inland abyss]

You should play him bro

[broken mural]

Hello all

[azure pivot]

He’s lucky we haven’t played yet or else he wouldn’t be 2500🥶

[inland abyss]

He would be 2600 bro

[paper zenith]

hii

[shut agate]

😭

[broken mural]

How’s youuu

[shut agate]

I was 2600 yesterday

[paper zenith]

im okayy ty wbu

[inland abyss]

The thing is you are too slow but you play accurate

[azure pivot]

Probs played my alt in a few games that’s why u dropped

[broken mural]

Tired it’s 4:30am here but I can’t sleep

[paper zenith]

wsp tatar

[worldly jasper]

Alright, since I quit my job to play chess full-time I have lost elo.

[paper zenith]

awh yea u should prolly go sleep

[shut agate]

wsp

[broken mural]

I played a few games of chess and loss so now I’m bleh lol

[worldly jasper]

I am now on my last couple of dollars but I got chess.

[crude solstice]

What

Truly a GM in life choices

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darun Kledmanee (tatar)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Darun Kledmanee (tatar)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2277 (2403 peak)
Blitz: 2369 (2480 peak)
Bullet: 2516 (2607 peak)

[paper zenith]

ooo hii big sis

[worldly jasper]

I am gonna make it big time, you'll see!

[paper zenith]

hruu

[crude solstice]

You should sleep too

[broken mural]

Man all these people with 2000+ ranking

[crude solstice]

So you can grow bigger

[spice tartan]

yall

what are good openings for white (i lose so much as white)

[paper zenith]

nah i js woke up 💀 its half past 7

[crude solstice]

@safe folio I found ur alt

[spice tartan]

huh

[ionic ledge]

i woudl mog that cat bro

[crude solstice]

I'm doing okay

[worldly jasper]

Play e4 it's basic af

[broken mural]

I just loose every game 💁🏼‍♀️

[crude solstice]

Kori was your coach right

[ionic ledge]

@loud dome i like ur name

[somber lark]

You can adopt me tho

[spice tartan]

yeah but

[loud dome]

His peak classical rating was 2835. He got worse over the years unfortunately

[paper zenith]

dw youll be fine

[spice tartan]

i wanna play smth unique tho

[paper zenith]

mhm

[worldly jasper]

By next week I am flat broke.

[crude solstice]

What will u do when rent due

[ionic ledge]

I wish I was named scipio smh, mad respect ✊

[broken mural]

I need someone to show me how to punish scholars mate when I’m playing black. I’m tired of every person trying it at my rank.

[loud dome]

Thanks

[crude solstice]

I can teach you better

[paper zenith]

scopio hii

[loud dome]

Hello

[inland abyss]

🧢 not even close

[ionic ledge]

are you going to conquer europe soon?

[worldly jasper]

I'll play my landlord for rent money

[paper zenith]

how's that?

[spice tartan]

is the english good

[worldly jasper]

And I'll win or I'll be homeless GM 152

[paper zenith]

hru

[crude solstice]

Gaslight them into giving you their job

[loud dome]

Only the Roman Empire

[crude solstice]

Willpower!

[loud dome]

Doing good I think. Wbu?

[broken mural]

The Holy one or the good one?

[burnt sentinel]

Hahhaha that’s awesome
I’ll sponsor you

[crude solstice]

What he has taught you so far

[paper zenith]

play tourneys ig

[ionic ledge]

danngggggggg

[worldly jasper]

Ok, I accept sponsorships

[paper zenith]

lol okay

[loud dome]

Why not both

[paper zenith]

im doin okay ig tyy

[broken mural]

Mhm mhm I see your point

Both is good

[paper zenith]

hmmm

[crude solstice]

Incredibly tiredd

I want a nap

[paper zenith]

a few openings ig

[burnt sentinel]

You have balls

[worldly jasper]

I also have being homeless next week

[fossil bloom]

@lone totem refer to your client

[burnt sentinel]

I remember I was at a cafe once and I told myself “If you don’t win this chess game you’re not eating supper”

[crude solstice]

Omg, yes. @paper zenith look at ha profile namee

Everyone should see, who know when he will change again

[burnt sentinel]

Ok that sucks 😔😔
For real??

[paper zenith]

what u waiting for then lol

[crude solstice]

I have some to do

[safe folio]

That’s not mine I’m on a call with my gf

[crude solstice]

Yes, I'm just trying to find an excuse to bother you 😔

[paper zenith]

its "ha" .. im puzzled

[safe folio]

Plus I’m viet not korean or Philip

[crude solstice]

Check profile name, not server

[broken mural]

How do y’all get your rating in your roles? (Not that mine is good lol)

[safe folio]

😭 😭 😭

[worldly jasper]

Unless I win the pot for my local chess

[paper zenith]

okay..?

[paper zenith]

you got this

[crude solstice]

Did you see?

[nocturne plover]

Got a 30+ move 95%+ accuracy game as a 1250

[paper zenith]

mhm

[burnt sentinel]

That’s doable

[paper zenith]

whats wrong tho?

[burnt sentinel]

Yeah I want to know too

[loud dome]

You need to connect your chess.com account to Discord via the /connect command

[worldly jasper]

Mark my words this will be something

[loud dome]

You already got a rating role

[broken mural]

Ah fair. Maybe when it’s higher I’ll do this lol

[burnt sentinel]

Oh what does it say?

[loud dome]

1200-1399

[paper zenith]

1200-1399

lol

[loud dome]

You could connect but then hide the rating role if you want

[worldly jasper]

Gotham Chess sucks

[burnt sentinel]

Thanks @loud dome @paper zenith

[crude solstice]

I'm still salty ur younger than me and I feel old

[burnt sentinel]

The guy is a fraud

Ripping off youngsters

[paper zenith]

ofcc

[broken mural]

Fair. I’ve only ever played blitz so

[burnt sentinel]

Unless you’re looking for a fun time then he’s good

[worldly jasper]

He can't chess either

[patent patrol]

Someone upg my lims on Roblox

[loud dome]

No motivation for rapid?

[burnt sentinel]

Lol what’s his rating?

[broken mural]

Rapid is the 1m oui?

[burnt sentinel]

He’s got a cool mugshot… he’s got that going for him

Gotham I mean

[unique ledge]

who is this and why did you friend me

[worldly jasper]

2871 Bullet

[loud dome]

• Rapid is usually 10+0 or 15+10 (or more)
• Bullet is usually 1+0 (or less)

[burnt sentinel]

Wtf

Mine is 1100

[broken mural]

I usually just do the 3|2 it’s fast enough to keep me thinking but also slow enough to let me think lol

[loud dome]

I also like 3+2 a lot

[burnt sentinel]

Yeah it’s a good balance

[broken mural]

My ranking is comically low tho. I keep messing up easy openings still

[worldly jasper]

He might be everything I pretend to be, but he still sucks.

[sweet pagoda]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/140821430224?username=no_s3as
https://www.chess.com/game/live/140821564194?username=no_s3as
https://www.chess.com/game/live/140821634740?username=no_s3as
got crushed

[frosty peak]

No_S3as (1759) vs. odoto (1780)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nd2 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Nxf6+ exf6 6. c3 Bd6 7. Bd3 O-O 8. Ne2 c5 9. Qc2 h6 10. Be3 cxd4 11. Nxd4 Re8 12. O-O-O Qa5 13. Nb5 Be5 14. b4 Qa6 15. f4 Bd6 16. Nxd6 Rxe3 17. Bxa6 

[burnt sentinel]

The guy has nightmares when he sleeps
“Why did I sell my soul to Mephisto? Can I get a refund?”

[broken mural]

Once I learn to counter every person who plays white doing the scholars mate I’ll start to climb lol

[burnt sentinel]

Try Nf6

[idle plume]

fking hate chess

[burnt sentinel]

Usually works

[loud dome]

Do you need help or do you want to figure it out yourself?

[worldly jasper]

I challenged Levy on chess app

[broken mural]

I wouldn’t mind some pointers

[tranquil basin]

I am prepared and ready to crush

Time to cook

[worldly jasper]

Levy scared

[loud dome]

Do they start with Qh5 or Bc4?

[broken mural]

Usually the queen

[paper zenith]

gl!

[tranquil basin]

Imma wreck this 2300

[loud dome]

The first important thing is to defend the e5 pawn which the queen attacks. A lot of people play g6 and blunder their rook

[tranquil basin]

He’s a on and off 2300 so he’s not strong

[burnt sentinel]

Levy is dead

[tranquil basin]

And this tournament he’s pretty unstable

Im gonna go into some big theory with the guy

[broken mural]

Yeah I usually do Nf6

[worldly jasper]

He put out a video 45 min ago

And he sucks

[burnt sentinel]

Another shit video

[loud dome]

May I ask why not Nc6?

[burnt sentinel]

Written by ChatGPT

[broken mural]

To attack the Queen?

[burnt sentinel]

Gotham has a mail order Asian bride too

[worldly jasper]

Sometimes he says a funny

[loud dome]

Nf6 attacks the queen. Nc6 does not

[broken mural]

I usually do one of the those too. Where I get stuck is when the queen goes to F3

[proper cedar]

Lol I was playing someone they got cocky and they had 12 pieces but they said there going to win but I got them down to there king I had a queen and my king and they tried to tell me to let my queen get taken by there king it ended in a stalemate

[rain lantern]

Hai

[proper cedar]

Hello :).

[loud dome]

First you need to realize which squares does the queen attack after Qf3

[worldly jasper]

The most overrated player ever in chess.

[sullen edge]

I just discovered this game of chess. On the surface it look normal.. correct?

[burnt sentinel]

I’m a GM by the way

[loud dome]

Ah this game. I remember it

[broken mural]

I just end up getting so focused on trying to prevent the F7 attack that I screw up other spots.

[unique ledge]

https://www.chess.com/game/140823526438

[worldly jasper]

I was first.

[sullen edge]

Look at the move number

[unique ledge]

THIS ISN'T A 1600 GAME BRO
HOW ARE 1600S THIS TRASH

THESE 1600S ARE GIVING ME HOPE TO HIT 1900 SOMEDAY

[burnt sentinel]

Hahaha

[sullen edge]

This one

[loud dome]

What other spots?

[broken mural]

I can send you a game where I was able to get out of it but I still feel like I could have been more effective

[rain lantern]

1600 blitz?

[loud dome]

Sure

[unique ledge]

rappy

[rain lantern]

Nvm then

Not even worth farming

[burnt sentinel]

@worldly jasper beware GM Smirnov’s youtube

[unique ledge]

I mean, 1600s play rapid as if its blitz, using a fraction of their time 🤣

[rain lantern]

Need someone who I can farm

[burnt sentinel]

he’s a shark

[worldly jasper]

What happened

[broken mural]

Dms

[burnt sentinel]

He told me to play this Budapest Gambit trap… I do it and lose a big tournament game because of it
It was a gimmick

Arrrrgggh

[unique ledge]

Im not 1600 bro, Im just rusty

[summer gale]

Search for 1500-1600 blitz player

[worldly jasper]

The Budapest Gambit is hot garbage

[burnt sentinel]

Hahah it’s actually ok
But not the Smirnov way

[worldly jasper]

Bullet?

[burnt sentinel]

d6 is a crap move

[summer gale]

Wdym

[burnt sentinel]

@worldly jasper will play you for money

[worldly jasper]

Bullet mode chess?

[tranquil basin]

Turning off phone now, wish me luck

[worldly jasper]

I got plenty of money

[burnt sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/levy-gotham-chess-levy-rozman-goes-insane-chess-gif-10287559981073765604

[worldly jasper]

May the lines be in your favor

[worldly jasper]

Oh brother, this guy STINKS

[summer gale]

Gl

[fervent prawn]

who wants to play

[summer gale]

Connect ur account?

[burnt sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-stare-gothamchess-intro-chess-gif-10514209028749423815

[fervent prawn]

lets play

[burnt sentinel]

Gotham is an alien

[worldly jasper]

Don't be such a barnacle.

[burnt sentinel]

Ok blitz or bullet? I’ll play unrated

[fervent prawn]

i was thinking rapid but sure blitz

[worldly jasper]

Yes

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> siigoo99

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1619 (1637 peak)
Blitz: 1333 (1496 peak)
Bullet: 1322 (1500 peak)

[fervent prawn]

/add me up

[burnt sentinel]

Ok cool

[kindred crypt]

I might be improving just might

[summer gale]

I did expect something like this but I won't play anyone who Isn't connected

[worldly jasper]

I expected it first!

[inland abyss]

Bro is aurafarming

[summer gale]

I need elo farming

[worldly jasper]

I was 2 moves ahead

[summer gale]

Imagine tilting 250 elo 💀

[fervent prawn]

@burnt sentinel

[burnt sentinel]

Sorry I’m trying to figure out how to find you on chess.com phone app

[fervent prawn]

did you send it

[worldly jasper]

You are just mad I am the best bullet player

[fervent prawn]

friends then search siigoo99

[summer gale]

You can ragebait better than that

[quasi nova]

Did you win a game against tartar

[inland abyss]

Nah 10-0

[quasi nova]

💔

Horrific

[worldly jasper]

I am the pinnacle achievement with Bullet, all others are mere fodder compared to my skills in chess. You are no match.

[gentle quest]

Shakespeare ahh

[worldly jasper]

It's because I bullet chess

When you play bullet, you are just better than other people

[leaden star]

lf chess friend to chill on call with and improve with dm me

[worldly jasper]

Chess sucks

[ionic ledge]

play me in rapid

I am the greatest rapid player in the history of mankind

[worldly jasper]

Ahhh Fartsen, so we meet again

[ionic ledge]

Yes my friend

I fear you have met your match

[lyric pumice]

wait whos the actual world rapid champion rn

[river solstice]

Why Indians roasting magnus badly

[tight oar]

guys, im new tto chess so pls dont judge, how is this a checkmate, wont g7 be able to take the knight?

[river solstice]

Magnus won't become second after losing some games-

[summer gale]

Some of them just started to watch chess after gukesh became wc

[worldly jasper]

Oh have I? Muhahahahah

It's not over till it's...over.

[worldly jasper]

Because he slammed table.

He slam slam.

[river solstice]

Chess players: he overlooked
Non chess players: champions do make mistakes

IdOlShPpIErS: broke your ego

[unique ledge]

A mere ignoramous you are, grasping onto thin air in hopes to grapple onto a zenith on which your pride glorifies you

[zealous marsh]

The thing about Nf6+ is that it clears up the queen's path to deliver checkmate on h7, supported by the other knight

[river solstice]

Honestly, levy will scare them 🔪

[mortal bronze]

i guess because he is having a bad tournament. people are too reactionary

[lyric pumice]

you are right this isnt a checkmate
Look at it a bit longer and see if you can find the checkmate after pawn takes knight or Kh8

[crude solstice]

Where's ur usual anime girl pfp

[worldly jasper]

I once farted into the wind, it circled back and I smelled that fart!

[pseudo flame]

just quit chess today; fide rating 2097.

[tight oar]

oooh thank you, so it just didnt let me move more. i got really confused

[river solstice]

They are idol worshipping 😭 like every comment when pragg/gukesh wins but no one when they generally lose

[zealous marsh]

Returns after August 10th (nitro runs out)

[boreal mesa]

Can’t anyone beat levy

[lyric pumice]

thats nice man

[worldly jasper]

@burnt sentinel this guy thinks hes a tough guy!

[mortal bronze]

that's very common too

[unique ledge]

Levy loses mental game before he loses teh chess game

[crude solstice]

Damn girl, it's only me and ha now

[river solstice]

Table slamming*

[zealous marsh]

I like anime, but I also like football 🥀

And sorry football takes priority this month

[worldly jasper]

Levy poops in urinals

[lyric pumice]

interestingly enough its only indians doing it

[mortal bronze]

football better

[river solstice]

💀

[crude solstice]

May palmer be 🥶❄️ this year and so on

[tight oar]

the puzzle said find checmate so it confused me, maybe i was not gonna move my queen after it shouldnt've ended there

[lyric pumice]

Did you support chelsea before or after cwc final

[zealous marsh]

The man that froze over Paris 🥶

[zealous marsh]

Since 2016 dude

Eden Hazard's brace against Tottenham hooked me up