💬〡chess-talk

[opaque summit]

220*

[mortal bronze]

2200?

[bold heron]

lamaistrash

[bold heron]

oh😭 whats ur userr

[kindred crypt]

Si, si. Muy bien, amigo.

[patent patrol]

Si guapo

[uneven basin]

i fight u

[opaque summit]

Lurker

[kindred crypt]

Is this substance in question illegal or legal?

[patent patrol]

Que?

[kindred crypt]

I for example is a legal immigrant.

[uneven basin]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-pet-pet-fun-high-tired-so-tired-gif-24511981

[bold heron]

U LIAR BRO UR 600 @quartz lichen 😭

[kindred crypt]

I bet he regrets not moving his queen😂

[quartz lichen]

I’m totally 200

[lilac spruce]

wspp chat

[kindred crypt]

There are fake ICE officers threatening to deport me.

[quartz lichen]

I play like a 200

[nimble arch]

No

[bold heron]

why u aborted

[nimble arch]

Im pixel

[bold heron]

play again

[lilac spruce]

how did a 400 elo go the entire game without moving a queen.
that's like, one of the first pieces they play

[quartz lichen]

I’ll sendyou a challenge

[bold heron]

okok

[uneven basin]

psuedo smothered

[fluid crow]

He just wanted 2

[kindred crypt]

His poor queen watched her king getting bullied

[lilac spruce]

2 what

[fluid crow]

Queens

[lilac spruce]

mhmm

[kindred crypt]

Exactly

They only play e4

They stick to e4 and queen

[lilac spruce]

well e4 is a nice opening move tho

[torpid pulsar]

hi

Im still alive

[uneven basin]

anyone wanna play

[lilac spruce]

what's your elo

[uneven basin]

200 bbut im bored

[kindred crypt]

Such a boring opening though

[uneven basin]

i can take a loss

[patent patrol]

What do u prefr

As less boring than e4

[lilac spruce]

but vienna

also caro-kann

[kindred crypt]

g3, f2, castle

[patent patrol]

gothamchess repertoire

[lilac spruce]

fr

[quasi nova]

It would probably be more worth it to do puzzles and improve your openings

[lilac spruce]

sure im down

send your username

[uneven basin]

it borng

[kindred crypt]

My brain sinks into dead

I blame the repeat of e4s

[uneven basin]

noobmantd(i slept on my keyboard while making this user)

[kindred crypt]

Its like im playing the player on repeat

Am i just going crazy

[patent patrol]

Sounds like it

Get some rest mans

[lilac spruce]

i sent a challenge

[sand fiber]

hello this is a regular message testing etsni

[lilac spruce]

@uneven basin

[uneven basin]

ya wait

[quasi nova]

That's chess

[kindred crypt]

Right and tomorrow ima go against e4 again and again

[patent patrol]

Just play nf6

E4 nf6 and black win

[lilac spruce]

i accidentally started a game 💀

[uneven basin]

huh

[kindred crypt]

Ok I’ll try it out

[lilac spruce]

it expired and i accidentally started another

[sand fiber]

wasd wdsad thi i reglr meu eg

[patent patrol]

Prolly smart to watch a YouTube video on it first

[uneven basin]

i do puzzles but i only use some openings

[patent patrol]

Unless ur too crazy then u can just do whatever

[sand fiber]

wasd wasd testi g testing

[uneven basin]

kings indian scotch stuff like that

[uneven basin]

abort game or smth

[patent patrol]

Loud and clear bruh

[lilac spruce]

nahh i dont wanna lose elo

[uneven basin]

ok

ping me when ur done

[lilac spruce]

yeah

wait imma try to draw

[versed ermine]

Good Morning

[mortal bronze]

no i just came online

was playing chess

[late mica]

Hello

[lilac spruce]

nvm he declined

[slim gulch]

hello Bob

[lilac spruce]

nvm i lost

@uneven basin

[uneven basin]

ya

[fossil jacinth]

Hi, looks like I canot talk 😭

[uneven basin]

ok

[fossil jacinth]

I'm new here*

[tranquil basin]

Good morning

[uneven basin]

why did u abort?

[tranquil basin]

I have a round in 3 hrs ish

[fossil jacinth]

Good monring

[twilit creek]

[tranquil basin]

Gonna crush it

[uneven basin]

@merry hatch

[lilac spruce]

i didn't abort i lost

[uneven basin]

Huh

[lilac spruce]

i lost the game dude

[fossil jacinth]

How to be able to talk ?

[uneven basin]

how

[lilac spruce]

you are talking

[tacit ridge]

im not able to send messages

[fossil jacinth]

I'm very bad at chess like 800 rlo ;-

[tacit ridge]

why

[fossil jacinth]

Elo 😭

[tacit ridge]

i mean images*

[sudden roost]

pro

[coarse jacinth]

I haven't played chess in several years, and started today again
What do to rn?

[fossil jacinth]

I'm forbidden to talk

[tranquil basin]

Just play to enjoy the game

[lilac spruce]

you're not forbidden tho

[fossil jacinth]

It's been 10 years I'm playing but still I'm very bad

[bold heron]

@quartz lichen THATS CRAZY

[tacit ridge]

i started like 2 months ago

[coarse jacinth]

Like I forgot all the tactics, opening etc

[patent patrol]

Start a game and see where ur at

[radiant swan]

🍇 _ _

[fossil jacinth]

Wanna play @tacit ridge send me link to play ?

[coarse jacinth]

Very bad position

[fossil jacinth]

I'm really bad

[tranquil basin]

Yeh, but still. Just play to enjoy

[bold heron]

Thats not very nice is it

[tranquil basin]

If you just got back and want to work on chess this is impossible

[patent patrol]

Then try picking up where u left off

[tranquil basin]

Cause you will lost interest

It’s like studying for something ur not sure u want to do

Just focus on playing and enjoying

[kindred crypt]

while playing on cc, press F and you will see some magnus slam happening

[tranquil basin]

Maybe u have some fun game, you can share it with yo friends

[quartz lichen]

pawn mate for the win

[coarse jacinth]

Where do I learn?

[bold heron]

ur acc crazy bro how long have u been playing

[fossil jacinth]

I left and joined back with my chess.com connected

[cold kite]

ye

[fossil jacinth]

Still restrcted*

[quartz lichen]

3yrs but acc been active for 1-2 years

[wispy crag]

?

[quartz lichen]

Active for 1 year

[bold heron]

Woahhh ive been playing for like 3 months, CAN I STREAM A GAME AND U LIKE COACH ME

[wispy crag]

My account was created in 2020

[quartz lichen]

I can play another game with you and help you there

[sudden roost]

nobody use can use the grape emoji except for me

[bold heron]

OKOK YEAH

[uneven basin]

gg

[lilac spruce]

@uneven basin gg

[quartz lichen]

hold on I’ll send you a cha

challenge

[uneven basin]

you can just reply

[lilac spruce]

nuh uh

[lone locust]

🤓 XD

[lilac spruce]

we sent the message at the same time tho

[viral pumice]

Been playing chess for a year of my life and I've only reached 1k ELO 😭

[sudden roost]

this is directed towards @bold heron btw

[lilac spruce]

damn

[rapid venture]

Lmfao

[bold heron]

I OWN IT BRO WHAT😭

[lilac spruce]

🍇

[sudden roost]

its okay give it 4 more years

[sudden roost]

🍇🍇🍇🍇

[uneven basin]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-21393480

[viral pumice]

😔

[rapid venture]

Bruh it's not he will reach 5k

[sudden roost]

🍊

[viral pumice]

Coach me

[quartz lichen]

@bold heron Could you send the challenge

[fossil jacinth]

Oh it's ok now

[quartz lichen]

it’s not working.

[lilac spruce]

nuh uh
🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇

[clear plinth]

yo @tranquil basin which year do you earn your CM title? just curious

[rapid venture]

Chill out just get a chessclub membership near your location and play there regularly otb helps a lot

[fossil jacinth]

Thanks any on wants play agasint an all powerfull 600 elo ?

[sudden roost]

im 200 elo

[patent patrol]

How 38 year olds feel after replying to u message with

[sudden roost]

its 12:30 am rn and i was at work all day

[fossil jacinth]

Nobody wants play with me I'm soo dumb

Send me link to play

[safe folio]

No ur not 😭

[sudden roost]

who are you

[mint adder]

bro imagine being at a chess tournament and simultaneously getting earraped by a bunch of 60-yos next room

[bold heron]

angry emoji

[fossil jacinth]

I was 1700 elo ten years ago on lichess

[quartz lichen]

Not working

[bold heron]

senttt

[patent patrol]

soy batter

[rapid venture]

The part where you said you were dumb that's true but we all want to play with you homie dw about that

[tacit ridge]

i hv been playing for like 2 months and im tilted at 1600 😦

[safe folio]

We can play send me a lichess link :p

[sudden roost]

muy bien

[patent patrol]

si

[sudden roost]

ew lichess

[fossil jacinth]

I'm very bad compared to what I was 10 uears ago

[sudden roost]

yo como manzanas

[rapid venture]

Shut.. LICHESS>CHESSCOM

[viral pumice]

Tbh I I can't play well irl as I used to in online, I just have nobody to play with irl... Spamming online Chess really degrades my irl skills idk if it's just me

[safe folio]

@nimble arch stop lurking bud

[fossil jacinth]

Send me link I will play Anyone I was kinda good

[clear plinth]

I spent 4 years and plateau at 1200

[sudden roost]

both of them suck btw

[magic shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996914550773387365/1337293359211089960/skull_emoji.gif

[quartz lichen]

It’s not rwally loading

[sudden roost]

chesskid is the best chess site

[bold heron]

hmmm

[patent patrol]

una mesanje de leccion uno duolingo

[quartz lichen]

I was lagging

[rapid venture]

That's the thing join a chess club trust me there are like thousands of other wannabe grandmasters (I mean good players) in a chess club whom with you can play regularly

[nimble arch]

Whats mashus chess.com account

[fossil jacinth]

If someone wants to play I'm at 2P room2

[safe folio]

What #### is simple 0-0

[magic shard]

whats this yap

[fossil jacinth]

I will play anyone

[safe folio]

Oh nooo you will never find it lol

[sudden roost]

si

[magic shard]

@rapid venture nice reaction

[viral pumice]

Did join a chess tryouts but they only do ts during the weekend Saturday... Academics are prioritized in my country sports is secondary

[patent patrol]

cna

[quartz lichen]

@bold heron apcept the challenge

[tawdry plume]

how can i speak?

[spring lion]

🧢

[patent patrol]

P good

I’m esl

[nimble arch]

@magic shard u got it saved?

[bold heron]

send another i didnt get itt

[quartz lichen]

ok

[kindred crypt]

What do you guys think about a group of people who think that cheating is fine as long as you learn from it and you do not have money or resources to learn? 👀

[tawdry plume]

?

[kindred crypt]

get your account connected

[frosty peak]

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[patent patrol]

U mean like studying using the engine?

[sudden roost]

yo esl

[fossil jacinth]

How I'm supposed to get better if noone join VC 2PROM2 to play angame*

[quartz lichen]

sent @bold heron

[kindred crypt]

Playing a game while using an engine

[bold heron]

its not working @quartz lichen it said cannot acepty

[patent patrol]

or just cheating in games while using it

[magic shard]

I don't

[fossil jacinth]

This looks very bzf

[quartz lichen]

try lichess

[sudden roost]

not cap

[patent patrol]

well no because if u can play a game of chess urself then thats ur level

[fossil jacinth]

bad

[patent patrol]

If u move the piece ur officially a player

[safe folio]

@nimble arch I can send you my acc in dm

[sudden roost]

chess.com is filled with cheaters and lichess is ugly

[quartz lichen]

@bold heron try lichess

[sudden roost]

chesskid is js amazing

[rapid venture]

What country are you from tho? Nevertheless join a chess club it's not a tryout or shit, it's like an actual club instead of drinks and dances you get to play chess, you pay some membership fees and just come whenever you want Infact once you become good enough they will. Even create a fide account for you and guide on your fide rated tourneys

[magic shard]

send it to me too

[patent patrol]

Also chesskid is easier to read and looks way cooler. Not like dumb hard to understand chess.com

[rapid venture]

🤨 🤨 🤨 suspicious

[safe folio]

Pixel can share it to you and don’t be surprised it doesn’t look pretty

[rapid venture]

🤨

[strange bobcat]

Hi bacon

[patent patrol]

Notice how no one was making it weird but u

[fossil jacinth]

800 is too intimadatin that nobody wants to play with me ???µ

[magic shard]

hi wyliang

[rapid venture]

Bruh

[kindred crypt]

I would

[fossil jacinth]

Join my vc no mater your elo*

[uneven basin]

am i winnning

[twilit dew]

Hello

[strange bobcat]

Should I legally get to 2800 or should I farm 2200s

[uneven basin]

?

[twilit dew]

Send me puzzles

[magic shard]

play the pool

[twilit dew]

Dms are open if you send puzzles

[tacit ridge]

man i lack so much skill.. i hv been splaying for 2 months and im only 1600 😭

[fossil jacinth]

So like someone said he would play agasint me, but he isn't ... AND noboy wants to play with me

[strange bobcat]

Am I cooked 💀

[mortal bronze]

how difficult?

[twilit dew]

Any difficulty

[magic shard]

no you got this ez

[rapid venture]

What's your elo lil bro

[strange bobcat]

Slept at 4 am 😭

[magic shard]

ok yeah you're cooked

[twilit dew]

No omment

[fossil jacinth]

You guys please help me to improve by pleaing against me VC

[strange bobcat]

Maybe imma stick to farming goònlower

[hollow kayak]

tomorrow is my classical tournament and i am freaking out

[sudden roost]

my first ever otb chess game (thanks @errant flame) notation sucks

[rapid venture]

Nocturnal?

[timber badge]

farm me

[fossil bloom]

@strange bobcat

[timber badge]

easiest 2800 run ever

[strange bobcat]

Well theres this thing called coaching

[mortal bronze]

nvm i don't have image perms

[hollow kayak]

i had one like a month ago

[fossil jacinth]

I was 1700 elo and it was gentle

[rapid venture]

Are you gonna play rated tourneys?

[fossil jacinth]

I was kinda strong

[strange bobcat]

Mhmm 🤨

[rapid venture]

How did you get so low then

[nimble arch]

I got a great idea, team of a ton of 2000s vs a 2700 in classical chess where the 2000s can commun

[sudden roost]

never playing rated otb games again

[magic shard]

hi blunderingcounters

[strange bobcat]

I could farm cat ate muccy ds

[fossil jacinth]

10 year not playing

[rapid venture]

Why tho.. You can become a titled player

[timber badge]

WHY ARE U DODGING ME

[distant mulch]

How to connect my account now I am lost

[sudden roost]

i was 800 elo when i was 7 years old so cool

[timber badge]

im the the slowest duck here

[strange bobcat]

Blundering blunders is not blundering 😭

[rapid venture]

Wtf 😭

[timber badge]

bros scared atp

[torpid pulsar]

Its a miss!!

[fossil bloom]

find the best move for ⚪ :

[sudden roost]

yeah i did but then i got banned from fide

[rapid venture]

Damn

[timber badge]

Nf3

[viral pumice]

Ah... I get you... I'm from the Philippines located at the backend water province so chess isn't really popular here there's no chess club or whatnot here in the community, except for certain schools but even so most students here don't really take chess seriously (chess club) most just joins it to complete the requirement of joining a club, the tryouts is a much better option imo, considering that ppl there are more passionate in chess (also clubs don't start until next month i think?) school just started 3 weeks ago

[mortal bronze]

i was 1100 chess.com at 8 years old

[fossil jacinth]

I was really strong kind of

[rapid venture]

Wtf why

[magic shard]

I haven't seen you here in so long

[torpid pulsar]

e4

[kindred crypt]

What if they are 400 elo players who are stuck and don't feel like spending so much time and effort or improving and find that cheating is an easier and faster way of improving

(Note: I completely disagree with it but I am looking for others opinion)

[sudden roost]

phone

[mortal bronze]

found my account from 2012

[sudden roost]

me uscf

[timber badge]

also haii dory

[mortal bronze]

oooh

[torpid pulsar]

oh hi Im surprised people even remember me

[timber badge]

hru

[strange bobcat]

Cuz u gay

[torpid pulsar]

I was actually feeling weird here because everyone is new...

[magic shard]

yeah I try my best to remember
do you remember me

[mortal bronze]

i didn't get fide until i was 9 or 10 i think

[magic shard]

bro get the heck out

[fossil jacinth]

You know what i'm gonna play random plauers and get 2000 elo I did it once and I hope it's that easy

[strange bobcat]

Blocked gg ez

[patent patrol]

Then they’re shit and need an excuse to want to look good?

[sudden roost]

7 year old me would be disappointed in current me

[magic shard]

why are you saying ts

[strange bobcat]

Later nerds

[twilit dew]

D4 duhhh

[timber badge]

ts

[patent patrol]

What else could u expect me to say

[sudden roost]

11 ish for me

[twilit dew]

[torpid pulsar]

yes I remember you had like a pfp that was a cube I think?

[fossil jacinth]

I would someimes win against 2600 elo

[magic shard]

stands for "this skabeedi"

[timber badge]

i should delete that before im yoinked by mods

[patent patrol]

they are just bad players if they aren’t motivated playing chess either they’ll never do good

[hollow kayak]

tomorrow i have a classical tournament and im freaking out

[strange bobcat]

Fr

[sudden roost]

fide is stupid anyways uscf better

[torpid pulsar]

my memory of that time is actually kind of very bad so if I don't rmber smth it's not because we werent friends or anything

[magic shard]

yes

[torpid pulsar]

@strange bobcat ?

[strange bobcat]

Weird ahh pfp

[torpid pulsar]

you just werent there

[fossil jacinth]

So because I stopped now You're not ok to help to get it back? I though chess commninty was about _ geeting stronger*__

[magic shard]

bro it's literally me

[mortal bronze]

have you seen any rosimo puzzles? they are kind of interesting

[strange bobcat]

Fym bro 😂

[magic shard]

why you trash talking

[sudden roost]

minecraft pfp

[fossil jacinth]

What if I get stronger than ever ??

[strange bobcat]

Idk I mean your current one tbh

[torpid pulsar]

"joined june 3 2025"

[rapid venture]

Hmm ig the best you can do whenever you go into these tryouts just make sure you befriend those in the tryouts stuff and add them on chesscom and discord and you could regularly play with them on discord vc, discussing about your mistakes and blinders and eventually learning, that's the best thing you can do just playing chesscom blindly won't get you where trust me

[strange bobcat]

I knew him for like 2-3ish years tf you mean

[magic shard]

oh yeah my current pfp is not me
but it's one of my original characters based on the game pixel gun 3d
and I like the design so i made it my pfp

[strange bobcat]

You don't know shit lol

[rapid venture]

Could be possible lil bro

[magic shard]

he's og don't worry

[strange bobcat]

Ohhh ye I used to like that game

[sudden roost]

goodnight

[strange bobcat]

But still I can't grab the meaning behind it

[torpid pulsar]

mmm I c

[magic shard]

the game or the pfp

[viral pumice]

I've been addicted to chess once to the point I forgot I've been playing for almost 6 hours straight 😭

[strange bobcat]

Pfp

[torpid pulsar]

@strange bobcat

• I have over 40.000 hours in chess (11 years of playing)
  I dont think this is how it works

[bold heron]

@quartz lichen BRUH

[quartz lichen]

lemme teach you something

[rapid venture]

Lol

[strange bobcat]

Stop talking bs bro ofc thats not how it works

[bold heron]

i tried doing ur thing but i couldnt think of what u would do😭

[strange bobcat]

Learn some marketing

[tacit ridge]

Y all is 1600 in 2 months good or bad?

[kindred crypt]

hello guyss

[magic shard]

I first made a pencil drawing which I liked
then later recreated it in adobe illustrator
I liked it a lot so I made it my pfp

[viral pumice]

I review everytime I make a mistake from chess to correct them in the future... At least I try to

[torpid pulsar]

you have a very silly personality

[tacit ridge]

I feel like shit so i want to know if its justified

[strange bobcat]

Hmmm home made I see ig its fine lol

[kindred crypt]

c4 is so op for white

[magic shard]

I like to make pfps myself
especially if it's an original character

[tacit ridge]

i dont know openings so i played this weird setup where i always give up a pawn

[rapid venture]

That's great but if paying against a higher rated opponent whom with you can discuss about your games it would be more helpful

[strange bobcat]

Nice I made my cc pfp also but still its based on some stuff

[quartz lichen]

Whenever you make a move 1. look at the square’s adjacent to your king now look at all your opponents pieces and ask which one of them can enter those squares

[strange bobcat]

I was never good with drawing lolll

[tacit ridge]

i rlly like this setup

[kindred crypt]

me too

[tacit ridge]

a very beautiful sacrifice

[kindred crypt]

@tawdry plume leave and rejoin vc to speak

[viral pumice]

Can't relate Been playing solo my entire life

[magic shard]

I wasn't either but I grinded drawing for like a year and a half and I'm so much better than when I started it's crazy

[tacit ridge]

guy so tell me is 1600 good for 2 months??

[strange bobcat]

Its prob hard work loll its understandable

[tacit ridge]

Be honest because im fed up of feeling like i suck.

[strange bobcat]

STill I think you do need sỏm talent for that

[fossil bloom]

it's suspiciously good

[rapid venture]

Ah that's the thing, you gotta socialize your gameplay like post one of past games and ask questions here itself all these chess nerds will help you out!

[tacit ridge]

why suspiciously

[strange bobcat]

I'm just all thumbs lol can't do shit normally

[valid pivot]

i lost a game to a cheater

[magic shard]

I think if you really want to improve you can do it

if you have the motivation

[viral pumice]

Heh chess nerds got a nice ring to it

[strange bobcat]

I imagine what I wanted to draw and I drew bullshit

[magic shard]

@torpid pulsar btw I usually don't accept friend requests from server members sorry about that 💀

[strange bobcat]

💀

[tacit ridge]

tell me please

[mortal bronze]

i don't get it tbh. what did you capture?

[valid pivot]

guys i dont see a game in my game history where i defeatd magnus bot, and yeah it somehow blundered its queen

[tacit ridge]

because rooks are deadweight. To exploit the a file by weakening it. the diagonal and file

[magic shard]

what did you want to draw

[mortal bronze]

i remember that game

[tacit ridge]

and his knight was very strong too

[mortal bronze]

i have no clue what you are trying to say. what did you capture?

[fossil bloom]

most people who learn from scratch don't reach 4 digit rating in 2 months duration

[mortal bronze]

oh knight

[tacit ridge]

a knight

[strange bobcat]

I used to watch this film like pacific rim when I was a kid and literally was kinda my fav so I tried to draw them bots and it turned into Minecraft ahhh + handicapped squares

[quartz lichen]

@strange bobcat are you a chess coach?

[mortal bronze]

i would develop my bishop before making risky sacrifices ngl

[tacit ridge]

wait.. so u mean even 1000 is good? let alone 1600?

[strange bobcat]

Duh

[fossil bloom]

If u didn't know anything about chess 2 months prior, yes

[valid pivot]

guys i dont see that game

[tacit ridge]

i knew about the game and the basics?

[strange bobcat]

Depends bro

[valid pivot]

i want to gaem review its not in my game history 😭

[tacit ridge]

i in 2 momths rhced 1.6k

[viral pumice]

Real I've only just reached 1k ELO yesterday (mind u I started playing a year ago, could barely sustain some of my time for chess due to school work)

[magic shard]

the robots are humanoid shaped right
at least somewhat
maybe learning the human structure first is helpful
for me, I took a few days to learn how to draw a human skeleton
it was really tough but I think it was worth it

[valid pivot]

i had reached 4 digit elo in 2 months

[strange bobcat]

Idrk how it works but from my exo the more you play the better you get specifically jn that tc

[valid pivot]

and i was 1300 in 4 months

[strange bobcat]

Kinda I can't draw ducking fingers 😭

I spam these 🙂 faces also cuz its tuff af to not make a mess without thek

[magic shard]

there's videos for that on youtube
and 3d hand models online that you can pose

[strange bobcat]

Oh ye but still I'm not serious about drawing

[tacit ridge]

i played casually

[strange bobcat]

I could do graphic design maybe ? But I'm not an artist

[tacit ridge]

here and there

[strange bobcat]

I mean ok can't really tell if your a genius or not based on your 1600 in 2 months lol gotta give more time to see how it goes

[kindred crypt]

stockfish is never losing

[tacit ridge]

what do you mean by intelligence?

[mortal bronze]

what even does that mean lol

hyper intelligent alien

sounds like something beyond our comprehension

[tacit ridge]

unless that alien can bruteforce billions of possibilities this is an easy answer

[fossil bloom]

an alien so intelligent 👽 it makes humans look like animals
Some actual 1000 iq shi

[tacit ridge]

IQ is irrelevent.

Unless the alien can see billions of moves

stockfish slams

[mortal bronze]

depends on how smart really

[balmy python]

stockfish is really good at swindling draws out when it looks improbable so i think a perfect score isnt likely, it can probably always force a draw with petrov or berlin

[mortal bronze]

like i said, we can't really comprehend what 1000 iq is

[fossil bloom]

billions? It solved chess in 1 day 🥱

[mortal bronze]

it's a hypothetical that depends on how smart you think the alien is lol

[torpid pulsar]

I mean sure but may I know why at least

[mortal bronze]

like if it can see further ahead in the game than stockfish, it may win

[nova thunder]

Woah which extreme

[fossil bloom]

Nah the question is basically, can stockfish ever lose 10-0 in classical regardless of opponent's calculational ability?

[fossil bloom]

slaughterhouse 😳

[kindred crypt]

nothing can beat stockfish

[mortal bronze]

stockfish isn't that good. i have seen people beat stockfish using multiple engines

[fossil bloom]

engine named nothing 1.1

[mortal bronze]

probably yeah

[young swan]

hey guys

[torpid pulsar]

uh that's not how it works

[nova thunder]

cough cough i cant react cuz i am so sick dies of heart attack

[magic shard]

I don't want to friend too many people
so I only save that for exceptions
like lets say I played and studied chess with someone a lot then I'd friend them

[mortal bronze]

wdym

[torpid pulsar]

I c

[tranquil basin]

Like last year

[torpid pulsar]

when it's an engine against an engine theres a on of other stuff that has to be considered, also your friend or whoever probably isnt running the most powerful version of stockfish

[mortal bronze]

have you seen high rated players play correspondence games? just using stockfish doesn't work.

[cold kite]

ew gay

[mortal bronze]

gms playing correspondence obviously use the highest level of stockfish lol

[mortal bronze]

stockfish isn't perfect. so if there is an engine or being that can think further than stockfish, it has a very good chance of beating stockfish

[mortal bronze]

good mate in 3

[ancient roost]

there was a phase where alpha zero annihilated stockfish

[kindred crypt]

Charge your phone 💀

[mortal bronze]

oh 4 actually

mb

[mortal bronze]

yeah

stockfish is a lot better now

[foggy fern]

After 3000 😈

[balmy python]

for any given level of computing power stockfish is the best engine, but if you put stockfish on a laptop vs leela on a supercomputer stockfish probably loses bad

[fossil bloom]

stockfish will get read like a creation in front of his creator against a 32 piece tablebase

[ancient roost]

the cloud version of stockfish I think loses to a supercomputer based leela

[balmy python]

Alphazero on much superior hardware beat a neutered and outdated stockfish *

[mortal bronze]

stockfish is definitely the best engine we have now. i was just trying to answer ying yangs question

[plucky bear]

I wish I could go back in time and become a 14 year old again

[ancient roost]

we all do

[balmy python]

i dont lol being a teenager sucked for me, once was more than enough 😂

[plucky bear]

how old are u?

[ancient roost]

I started chess at 20 y/o bruh it's sad

[balmy python]

21

[balmy python]

same lol its rough out here

[plucky bear]

hmm nice

[mortal bronze]

i started at 7yo

[balmy python]

Wish my parents wouldve forced me to play tournament when i was 3 so i could be gm by now

[ancient roost]

3 years in and I'm 1900, imagine if I started at 6/7

[mortal bronze]

i wish i had done something better with my life

[humble sapphire]

Enjoy the game for the game, low rated chess seems more fun than GM level chess TBH

[plucky bear]

I started when I was 17 (im 18)

Not even one year
I'd say half

[ancient roost]

nice

[ancient roost]

chess carried me through depression after the death of my father imma keep it a buck

[kindred crypt]

is there a tournement you can got a free diamond memberShip when you win ???

[ancient roost]

I just bought the annual membership at 50% off 😂

[mortal bronze]

oh

could have just used lichess and it would have been 100% off

[ancient roost]

I know

but I wanna see the shiny double exclam

🤓

[mortal bronze]

😔

bxf6 bxf6 nxh5

wait i think this is against the rules lol

[kindred crypt]

thats cheating lmao

[mortal bronze]

yeah might as well delete this before mods take action

[ancient roost]

that defeats the purpose of a puzzle

[kindred crypt]

ggs

[foggy fern]

Sorry chat

[mortal bronze]

my bad mods don't ban me

i had a severe lapse in my judgement

[ancient roost]

I feel like approaching puzzles like a discussion is ok, but directly asking for an answer isn't

[mortal bronze]

i think sending an active puzzle itself is against the rules

or a live position from your game

[ancient roost]

yeah gotcha, not that I would do it anyways

[mortal bronze]

i couldn't even if i wanted to because i don't have image perms 💔

[ancient roost]

LOL

[foggy fern]

I lost the streak

[ancient roost]

I wanna link my discord to chess com but problem is my discord is linked to my secondary email and chess com is linked to primary email

so when I choose to link, it takes to my old discord account which I never use now

[mortal bronze]

hmmm

[kindred crypt]

bro im gonna crash out

i just lost 11 games in a row in bullet

omg

2 weeks break ruined my 2 montth progress

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mistake

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1804 (peak)
Blitz: 988 (1049 peak)
Bullet: 1173 (1187 peak)

[patent patrol]

Just play more but this time don’t lose

[fossil bloom]

what's ur rating btw?

[patent patrol]

Unironically how I think too

[inland oak]

Guess the Opening

[kindred crypt]

MY FIRST LONG CASTLE MATE even tho my enemy blundered alot lol

[kindred crypt]

starting from the start
i played chess for 4 years and got to 1700
took one year break, and when i started again came down to 1350
i got demotivated so quit again
now i lost more and back to 1200

[fossil bloom]

Damn u had a performance rating of 800

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> obsidian gaming (obsidian_gaming12)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 607 (peak)
Blitz: 484 (peak)
Bullet: 549 (619 peak)

[tacit ridge]

i rched 1600 in 2 months...

4 years for 1700??!

[quartz lichen]

sus

What elo did you start at

[kindred crypt]

yeah
because when i started chess i was in 7th grade 🙏

my brain held me back

[tacit ridge]

i am in 10th rn tho.

[tacit ridge]

i played for like 1 month not online or against bots and some other stuff, i made my acc a week or so back

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sandinsci

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1607 (peak)

[kindred crypt]

ngl
my first account was banned for cheating because i did not like losing game
but now im clean

cheating is like drugs 🙏

short term enjoyment

[quartz lichen]

maybe bc you were cheating?

What accuracy were you getting?

[tacit ridge]

and how is it sus...

2 months is ALOT.

[kindred crypt]

now or when i was cheating?

[quartz lichen]

to reach that elo in a short amount of time just like that is kinda sus

[quartz lichen]

what accurcay did you get

[tacit ridge]

i haven't even learned openings-

i just play this weird setup i grew into

[steel salmon]

should i learn some basic sicilian lines to counter my allergy for playing black

[kindred crypt]

now i get 70-80%
then it was in 85-95%

[maiden current]

What move do you play in this position?

[tacit ridge]

chess.coms ays its scotch gambit but i play it slightly differently

[quartz lichen]

what’s your username

[steel salmon]

pirc is not working

[maiden current]

where can you see these stats?

[strange bobcat]

Hi

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sandinsci

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Rapid: 1607 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> i need food (hypersixer)

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Rapid: 808 (1023 peak)
Blitz: 523 (1077 peak)
Bullet: 234 (peak)

[maiden current]

what move do you like here?

[tacit ridge]

chess analysis? like when u game review?

[tacit ridge]

d5

[kindred crypt]

i can relate 😔

[tacit ridge]

i hate the d pawn

[kindred crypt]

early days i was 600

[quartz lichen]

what’s your user?

[tacit ridge]

or bishop e2, or c5 both work

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessontrack

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Rapid: 2288 (2296 peak)
Blitz: 2700 (2767 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (2572 peak)

[tacit ridge]

BRO I DID THE PROFILE COMMAND IT GIVE SMY USERNAME U OK?

[kindred crypt]

my moves were 🤢

[maiden current]

see these win draw loss stats

[strange bobcat]

Bruh no cheaters yet

[tacit ridge]

READ.

[maiden current]

d5 just loses a pawn

[kindred crypt]

damn

do uoi study books?

[steel salmon]

i went from 640 to 800 in like one day, i think im actually 900ish but i main lichess, i was 1380 there and i had a real bad streak and went to 1260, im back at 1300 now

[kindred crypt]

for mid game and stuff

[tacit ridge]

I usualy sac my d pawn lmao

[strange bobcat]

Where did all the cheaters go 😭

[maiden current]

@tacit ridge should be Nxe4 then d5

[tacit ridge]

like 9/10 games i sac it

[kindred crypt]

i only depend on openings

[tacit ridge]

^^

[kindred crypt]

for a chance of winning

[tacit ridge]

I just like giving it up

[maiden current]

just Nxe4 first

[tacit ridge]

No d pawns are bad

[strange bobcat]

You could get a class I could teach you some useful stuff

[steel salmon]

yes 😔

[tacit ridge]

they cause bad luck.

[balmy python]

1600 in a week either youre a genius or you cheat lol

[kindred crypt]

i play so inconsistently, like once-twice every 3 weeks 😔

[steel salmon]

average scotch/danish player:

[strange bobcat]

I dont do books nowadays

[kindred crypt]

nah

[tacit ridge]

i sac pieces every game or so

[steel salmon]

i guess im just playing worse than usual these days, i was trying out the danish against lichess stockfish level 3 (i normally play level 4) and lost ALL the games

[tacit ridge]

in 5 games i had 7 brilliants.

[kindred crypt]

i cant take classes
my irl schedule just doesnt have space for it

[steel salmon]

the only game i won wasnt even a danish, it just played something silly

(i misremembered it, i lost after being two rooks up in the midgame)

[tacit ridge]

8/10 games i sack a piece

[kindred crypt]

i can only do it in my free time

which i barely get

[fringe coyote]

chat, is this good for my elo? Is this bot considered hard?

[strange bobcat]

Your money your choice lol I cant care morr tbh

[kindred crypt]

because of the amount of assignments i get from school 😭

[kindred crypt]

MONEY

i ve debt to my name

[steel salmon]

brilliant directly followed by queen blunder, this is the match which brought me back to 1300

[kindred crypt]

because i said ill pay the barber his $2 but never did

[tacit ridge]

Idk what null is doing but he is taking his sweet time checking my account

[quartz lichen]

@tacit ridge it’s funny how you got 90% accuracy in your last game

[tacit ridge]

ok?

[quartz lichen]

but maybe you just really good

[strange bobcat]

Fairly sus

Idk bro can't say none for 2 weeks

[tacit ridge]

the more sus thing is the 80 move game where i drew with 92% accuracy not my last games

[quartz lichen]

bc you’ve lost like 2 games

[tacit ridge]

the last game my opponent played shit

[strange bobcat]

I knew a guy who's like 1900 in 2 months

He got banned a few weeks after

[steel salmon]

i wish chess.wintrcat.com had the chess.com thingy where it shows u ur accuracy for opening, middlegame, and endgame

[kindred crypt]

maybe winterwinny just started off as a 1200 but his actual rating is like 1850

[balmy python]

his chess accounts only a week old

[strange bobcat]

Am I sus

[quartz lichen]

I did too

[strange bobcat]

Hehe

[kindred crypt]

yoo

[tacit ridge]

yh but i hv been playign chess for 1 - 2 months

[kindred crypt]

i thought only selective people knew about that site

[steel salmon]

its so peaky peak

[quartz lichen]

@tacit ridge 71% win rate is a bit high son’t you think

*don’t

[strange bobcat]

Funny enuf I was accused of cheating once and was even banned 😭 but it was false alarm lol don't just go around accusing ppl

[steel salmon]

anyways guys should i do this?

[quartz lichen]

yeah

[kindred crypt]

NEVER play sicilian

[strange bobcat]

If he gets it you could shit on him all you want

[quartz lichen]

study if you want to get good

[kindred crypt]

sicilian is like gambling

[steel salmon]

sicilian has good results even in lc sub-1000

[quartz lichen]

got a point

[steel salmon]

and it sounds fun, i like gambling

[tacit ridge]

its low?

i always felt it was low

yeah statistically it aint

[kindred crypt]

a good ratio is 2 wins 1 loss

[strange bobcat]

My wr is 45%

Fym low lol

[kindred crypt]

i win 42% of my games

[steel salmon]

mines higher 🗿
(ignore the black)

[kindred crypt]

im o good at this

[steel salmon]

whats the strategy for beginner sicilian anyways

[kindred crypt]

i wish i was still in 8th grade
more time to study chess 😔

[strange bobcat]

And thats accounting for all 10000 games with like 500ish games played with massively unequal op in strength

[kindred crypt]

i even won a medal

[steel salmon]

im going to 9th grade
i used to study math and physics and programming but now i play chess
am i cooked

[quartz lichen]

this is a normal winrate

[kindred crypt]

||i was like 1300 tho||

[strange bobcat]

Rn my wr is 42 which is normal

[quartz lichen]

yeah thats normal

[strange bobcat]

71 is Hikaru type shit lol

[quartz lichen]

no it is

[strange bobcat]

Might be a smurf

[kindred crypt]

i mean
if you dont feel pressured and can manage it

then its ok to do everything

when i played my first chess game i had 100% win rate

🤯

[quartz lichen]

hikaru winrate

[vocal yew]

Hi I just joined this

[steel salmon]

run while you still can

[strange bobcat]

Yes

Hes top 5

[static tendon]

damn

[steel salmon]

@wet ibex is going to eat you

[strange bobcat]

And his wr is 78 lol

[quartz lichen]

maybe hikaru is cheating

[strange bobcat]

Bro is 1600 and has 71% wr

[kindred crypt]

isnt hikaru just 3140

[vocal yew]

I don’t play online games I just do puzzles and play the bots

[kindred crypt]

remove that *just

[quartz lichen]

correct highest rating of all time

[shrewd mica]

"just"

[wicked arch]

is there any difference between the website and the app?

[vocal yew]

Yes

[quartz lichen]

Hikaru is a cheater

[kindred crypt]

ability to premove

i think

idk
last time i checked was 2 years ago

[vocal yew]

He’s just a juicer dw

[quartz lichen]

or He’s played chess his whole life and earnt it

[wicked arch]

which one do you prefer?

[kindred crypt]

i play on website

[quartz lichen]

app I can play offline

[kindred crypt]

dont use app much

[quartz lichen]

but I play website sometimes

[wicked arch]

alr thanks guys

[mint adder]

Clearly cheating

[quartz lichen]

but he played his whole life

not for 2 weeks

[mint adder]

don’t care

I trust Kramnik with my life

[quartz lichen]

I don’t trust people like you

[kindred crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947585727322001468/994215004985360494/IMG_5112.gif

EMBED fail

anyway
bye

[umbral plaza]

can anyone review one of my games pls?

[rich sapphire]

There is no beginner Sicilian

[inland oak]

Guess the Opening

[kindred crypt]

Hi.

[quartz lichen]

your right

dont play sicilian until your at least 1600 elo

[reef canyon]

sigh

b4

[kindred crypt]

kings indian

[inland oak]

Smart

[inland oak]

No, it's 1. b4

[quartz lichen]

my turn

polish opening

[mortal bronze]

is there any way to change you chess.com username?

[tacit ridge]

my winrate is 72% now

[inland oak]

I call it the Sokolsky

[quartz lichen]

go to settings and click buttons

[inland oak]

Summon Zeus

[quartz lichen]

fair enough

amar opening is goated

[frozen ridge]

anyone to play with?

[quartz lichen]

sure what’s your user

[rich sapphire]

Make a new account, and tell the mods you have two accounts

[mortal bronze]

i don't see it

[inland oak]

b4 > g4

g4 > e3

[umbral plaza]

london

[mortal bronze]

maybe i will have to try using pc

[mortal bronze]

i have more than 2

apparently

[quartz lichen]

just find it

[rich sapphire]

Where is the facepalm gif when you need it

[mortal bronze]

the thing is, i just got the access to an account i had from 2012

[frozen ridge]

Hendrywzx, how many racing cars do you have?

[quartz lichen]

0

[mortal bronze]

i want to change my username on it since i used my full name 💔

[mortal bronze]

it's not visible on phone i think

[frozen ridge]

like mine, it will be a good match then

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> impou123

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Rapid: 1733 (peak)
Blitz: 777 (863 peak)
Bullet: 1186 (1206 peak)

[inland oak]

It's 1. b4

[strange bobcat]

I wish 😭

I can't make an ACC at 3 years old lol

[mortal bronze]

i was 8 then i think

[inland oak]

Someone's getting Locked Out

(Jk jk jk)

[quartz lichen]

@frozen ridge appcept the challenge pls

[strange bobcat]

Good investment lOl

[frozen ridge]

Could you send it again? It didn't arrive here.

[quartz lichen]

@frozen ridge https://link.chess.com/play/DcGaJA

[mortal bronze]

💔ruined my life

[strange bobcat]

How

[mortal bronze]

focused too much on chess. never got a life

never learned how to socialise

[strange bobcat]

Well I focused kinda on chess and my lifes still good

[mortal bronze]

but i think i turned out fine

[mortal bronze]

good for you i guess

[rich sapphire]

I'm certain that was, is and always will be every chess player

[glass cedar]

https://www.chess.com/game/140638618118

[rich sapphire]

Especially for those who base their whole life and personality behind their chess

[latent crystal]

Lol

How old are you?

[latent crystal]

I mean I spend alot of time on it, but I just socialise with other chess players

[quartz lichen]

@frozen ridge gg

[latent crystal]

Through my chess club and people on vrchat chess

[rich sapphire]

Yeah socialising with chess players is the way you cope and tell yourself you know how to socialise

[frozen ridge]

It ended with me like my ex ended with my mind, good game brother

[latent crystal]

Yoooo it's the strongest Zelda villain!

[latent crystal]

I do 😂, I've only played for 7 months

[quartz lichen]

what are you talking about

[latent crystal]

Null

He's the strongest Zelda villain

Fr

[quartz lichen]

I wouldn’t say that

[rich sapphire]

I'm talking about kids who started playing the game, not adults

[latent crystal]

Nah he needed 2 golden goddesses to beat him

[rich sapphire]

If you don't have social skills as an adult that's another issue entirely

[latent crystal]

Bro could solo a single goddess that means 💀

Which is CRAZY

[latent crystal]

I'm a kid fr

[latent crystal]

True

[kindred crypt]

PASSO BEM SOLTO

[latent crystal]

My social skills still kinda suck tho

[rich sapphire]

Which most people don't, regardless of chess

[latent crystal]

Lmao

[latent crystal]

Ya

[latent crystal]

COGNITO ERGO SUM

[mortal bronze]

21 soon

[latent crystal]

Ah ok, your still young then!

[mortal bronze]

huh

my life is pretty much over

[latent crystal]

I'm 17 btw

[latent crystal]

Nah

Why you failed school or sum?

[quartz lichen]

@latent crystal Up for a game?

[umbral plaza]

can anyone review one of my games pls

[mortal bronze]

i wish

[latent crystal]

Not rn sorry

[umbral plaza]

please 😭

[quartz lichen]

np

[mortal bronze]

wouldn't have to deal with this college nonsense 💔

[umbral plaza]

colej

[quartz lichen]

sure

[umbral plaza]

THANK U

how do i send it to u

[latent crystal]

Then ya life isn't over

[quartz lichen]

@umbral plaza dm me

[mortal bronze]

it is

[latent crystal]

Why?

[rich sapphire]

That's a brave question

[blazing stream]

Hu

[latent crystal]

Yes but there's usually to fix our own problems

Ik how it feels to just be done with everything

[rich sapphire]

Not worth it helping someone who believe they can't be helped

[strange bobcat]

Hi

[latent crystal]

That's a bold statement

[latent crystal]

Hiii

[rich sapphire]

Did you spin the roulette wheel yet

[latent crystal]

Why cuz he's Russian?

[glass cedar]

i think this is my second time getting a brilliant..

[rich sapphire]

No. He knows what I mean

[latent crystal]

Hmmm

Cap

[static tendon]

hi peasants

[strange bobcat]

No

[latent crystal]

Un peasant?

[strange bobcat]

Should I do an airball

[latent crystal]

Huuuu

[storm moth]

ngl playing rated chess feels like gambling

[light skiff]

Yo guys

[rich sapphire]

Go roll the slot machine

Maybe it will be a jackpot

[static tendon]

do you sit on your rating often?

[rich sapphire]

And if you don't, it was just a dollar

[radiant swan]

1470 wfm what the fu

[storm moth]

sometimes

[static tendon]

uno mattata

[latent crystal]

Same with clash royale trophy road

[glass cedar]

daddyaizen beat you.... its understandable

[latent crystal]

Acuba Matata?

[static tendon]

do you play unrated often?

[glass cedar]

fr

[latent crystal]

It means no worriesss

[glass cedar]

clash royal in this era 💔

[storm moth]

yeah but loosing in clash doesnt make u feel intellectually inferior

[light skiff]

Yes 1400

[glass cedar]

wasn't it hakuna matata ?

[latent crystal]

It's our problem freeeee philosophyyyy

[static tendon]

it means a pesant

[rich sapphire]

Makuna hatata

[storm moth]

nope

[latent crystal]

It does

[radiant swan]

even CountingBrilliants is higher rated smh

[latent crystal]

I see

[light skiff]

Bro I am daddy aizen

[latent crystal]

Fr 😭

[radiant swan]

probably retired 80yo

[strange bobcat]

Bruh

[storm moth]

even if it does its no where close to how getting checkmated in chess makes you feel

[static tendon]

blitz or bullet anyone?

[glass cedar]

oh

[north zealot]

draw isnt good enough

[latent crystal]

True

[latent crystal]

Stalemate draws arent

[light skiff]

Nah young female

[glass cedar]

i heard they made the knight stronger than pekka 😔 wth has this world become

[strange bobcat]

Hmmmmmmm should I ask her @rich sapphire

[latent crystal]

The other ones are cuz they skill based

[strange bobcat]

Or should I unfriend or move on

[north zealot]

no draws are good enough

[light skiff]

Yeah I am just close but loose on time

[north zealot]

only a win is fitting

[latent crystal]

Unless U versing Magnus

[north zealot]

thats a shame

[light skiff]

Hmm

[rich sapphire]

You already know what I'm going to say

[static tendon]

blitz or bullet anyone?

[strange bobcat]

Idk

[rich sapphire]

It starts with a y, ends with an s and the middle letter is the second vowel of the alphabet

[static tendon]

sexy?

[radiant swan]

how do yk bro

[rich sapphire]

[light skiff]

Pfp

[inland abyss]

Yes

[static tendon]

anyone wanna play training games

ruy lopez mainline theory

asking for the millionth time

peasants

[radiant swan]

uh i could put a pfp of a girl and call myself a young female-

[strange bobcat]

Didnt grab that

[radiant swan]

how on earth is that a wfm

[rich sapphire]

[tardy drum]

What ranking?

[spice barn]

@rancid pollen got whooped by 600

[static tendon]

2200

[strange bobcat]

Sure

I mean idk what you are hinting at

[rich sapphire]

[tardy drum]

You will demolush me sir, my ranking on blitz is like 900

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[rich sapphire]

@static tendon your favourite person

[static tendon]

i wanna play rapid

[tardy drum]

Only rapid is half decent with 1440 peak

[static tendon]

that's not my favorite person

[radiant swan]

shes born in 1977
50 ig not so old but not young

[static tendon]

50 is old

[tardy drum]

I mean I can try

[static tendon]

blitz bullet or rapid anyone

[strange bobcat]

Wdym

[kindred crypt]

Hahahaha come on

[static tendon]

we can do rapid then

[tardy drum]

Send invite

[rich sapphire]

[radiant swan]

ur still gonna cook him bro

give poor 1345 a chance

[tranquil basin]

Yo guys

[glass cedar]

black clover is so peak, i had to leave chess to make out time to watch that

[static tendon]

no one's agreeing to play

[tranquil basin]

Wyl I have a round in an hr or so @strange bobcat let’s practice?

[static tendon]

how did the brawl go for you

[plucky bear]

hi

[tranquil basin]

Vc?

[plucky bear]

come

[static tendon]

what's your rating

[plucky bear]

2700 fide

[tardy drum]

How do you know my ranking

[tranquil basin]

@strange bobcat yooohooo ik ur there

[strange bobcat]

If you want to pay then sure

[static tendon]

people in hikaru chat was saying you play like a 2500 in 1 minute chess you've increased your rating playing 10 sec bullet

[tranquil basin]

NH bro u should pay me if that’s the case

[strange bobcat]

😂

[plucky bear]

@static tendon lets play 1 game bro
1 blitz or rapid

[strange bobcat]

Why I don't really want to play rn

[tranquil basin]

I don’t play bullet

[radiant swan]

you have an account connected so

[distant mulch]

Grandmaster?

[tranquil basin]

Ur loss, since u lose out on learning theory

[plucky bear]

im 800 but ratings doesnt matter (im fr)

[plucky bear]

no

[static tendon]

what's your bullet now?

[tranquil basin]

Idk maybe 2450 on cc mini

[static tendon]

wait i thought you're icy

[tranquil basin]

27 ish on lichess but I just played there for 2 days and insta got it

[tardy drum]

Sir you have 40000 hours in chess in 11 years?

[strange bobcat]

What theory

[tranquil basin]

Nah icy is diff

[rich sapphire]

Grandmaster at hanging pieces

[tranquil basin]

Ik a lot of opening theory so I can talk a lot