💬〡chess-talk

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crazy yt suggestion

[sudden roost]

HELP

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we about to reach 2700 with this one

[strange bobcat]

I'm living life

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frick u

[sudden roost]

stop stalking my spotify

[strange bobcat]

Haha cry about it

[mint adder]

I agree lol

I like ramen heartwarming and shit

[strange bobcat]

Bro sybau you rich kid

[mint adder]

what

[mint adder]

This the only ramen ik

[distant mulch]

What this chat

[strange bobcat]

I'm eating like 1 dollar Ramen

[mint adder]

all the other ramens are off-brand

[sudden roost]

get out of my spotify playlist

[young swan]

Bruh

[distant mulch]

It's change s lots

[sudden roost]

especially that one

[mint adder]

Here’s how to elevate your 1 dollar ramen

[strange bobcat]

Bruh

[patent patrol]

Stomachache

[young swan]

Bruh

[mint adder]

Bruh

[young swan]

And im vegetarian

[mint adder]

Welp your loss

[sudden roost]

btw these are in instant ramen

[young swan]

Im proud to be vegetarian so...

[patent patrol]

Their so cute

[small jungle]

1 dollar ramen is peak

[mint adder]

Protein!

[young swan]

Hello there

[patent patrol]

U mean I eat those little guys

[nimble arch]

33 cent ramen >>

[small jungle]

Sup vk

[minor herald]

Have a question, today's daily puzzle I got this move. Moving white bishop there creates mate threat next move, black bishop can't capture because of pin, white bishop covers blacks mate and if pawn takes white wins. What am I missing?

[patent patrol]

Top ramen

[young swan]

Well, as you can see im shifting to a hybrid plan

[patent patrol]

Top ramen is hood meals

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-flavor-gordon-tries-smoked-oysters-i-love-the-flavor-tasty-gordon-ramsay-gif-23498186

[mint adder]

I don’t eat ramen if it costs less than 15USD

[distant mulch]

<@&745328830649991179> can you bring back Ben

[small jungle]

Ye I saw

[young swan]

Cuz we've noticed it ain't sustainable, but yeah I do still offer free coaching

[orchid sedge]

who the hell is ben

[patent patrol]

Maruchan my favorite top ramen tastes a little idk

[sudden roost]

who is ben and what happened to him

[mint adder]

clearly it’s my pookie ben finegold

[nimble arch]

you have a stronger move that forces out mate

[small jungle]

Ben deez nu....

[patent patrol]

Top ramen tastes like u would eat it in a hotel instead of at ur house that may make no sense at all.

[minor herald]

Ok thank you!!

[patent patrol]

it’s got the cheap food tinge to it

[distant mulch]

He is my friend he leave this server ,I miss him

[small jungle]

Kk imma still advertise it as free coaching

[young swan]

Sure

[sudden roost]

servermods cant bring him back he has to join back himself

[distant mulch]

My friend

[sudden roost]

send him a friend request or something

[distant mulch]

He is preparing for exam

[patent patrol]

@scarlet arrow See man told you people would miss him.

[wild steppe]

Hardstuck in 500

[strange bobcat]

Rip

I'm also harddddddstuck

[young swan]

Im also hardstuck rn :((

[somber kindle]

Plus these tactics take at least 2 minutes to find

[tired bane]

hikaru having a baby

[distant mulch]

New future grandmaster

[mint adder]

bro didn't even know what the casting couch was, now he's having a baby

[somber kindle]

And once you play a tactic your opponent can notice it in ten seconds

[timber badge]

why is my cc tweaking

[patent patrol]

Maybe he talks to women irl

[raven sinew]

Ew wtf

Thats horrid

[tired bane]

??

[distant mulch]

Bro it's good news ?

[raven sinew]

How

[ember forum]

y'all i havent played chess seriously in ages and i never rlly tried at anything but bullet how many 10+0 matches should i play rn before my motivation sinks

[raven sinew]

That kid is gonna be an absolute brat

[distant mulch]

I am going to dad

[patent patrol]

If I was hikaru I would give my baby the iPad as soon as possible

[sudden roost]

finally

[ember forum]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5h68SoVFGleijCtjEja3xG?si=a11b04eca39843a6

[patent patrol]

Hikaru do act bratty asf

[somber kindle]

Hikaru was just recently married

[distant mulch]

Can we bet on that ?

[ember forum]

it's still brat summer in my heart

[patent patrol]

Probably not im not hikaru

[sudden roost]

didnt he get married in 2023

[bright axle]

Guys I hit 7000

[bright axle]

Mb i thought this was Clash Royale discord

[unreal narwhal]

I just found out that the englund gambit is a legit gambit. And not something people came up with on TikTok or something.

[somber kindle]

Yeah two years is nothing

[distant mulch]

Levy might coach him

[bright axle]

Bro why u not connected?? That's crazy

[distant mulch]

My data has consumed 100% again i forgot to connect my account

[somber kindle]

Hikaru is actually pretty cool, hes like tal in a way

[patent patrol]

I don’t think hikaru is like tal

[distant mulch]

He can predict future

[patent patrol]

Hikaru is just fast and obscenely crushing

[somber kindle]

How?

[bright axle]

Yeah he like avg 5'7

[patent patrol]

His nick name was the H bomb 😭

[simple slate]

no one is even near tal in modern

its just not possible

[distant mulch]

In chess

[somber kindle]

H for Hiroshima???

[simple slate]

you would get punished 95% of the time for some of his dubious sacs today

[patent patrol]

Erigiasi is a nice alternative player

[small jungle]

Erigaisi ye

[patent patrol]

No they called hikaru the “H-bomb” but the h stands for hydrogen and it was that bomb dropped on Hiroshima

[simple slate]

ye hes so fun to watch

[distant mulch]

Can Magnus defeat Nepolean in chess ?

[simple slate]

wait lemme bring up one of my favourites sacrifices of his

[bright axle]

No

[grim thunder]

ladidah

Im so bored lol

[sudden roost]

hi so bored lol

[grim thunder]

Anyone want to hop in vc and hang out?

[distant mulch]

I love Pirates

[somber kindle]

Also it’s nicknamed “little boy” which makes it even funnier 🤣🤣🤣

[sudden roost]

anitta mentioned

[bright axle]

Sure what's your address

[distant mulch]

Me me

[grim thunder]

Same haha

[distant mulch]

Errrr

[patent patrol]

I think it’s a cool name just funny because he is Japanese im sure he found it funnier than everyone else tho

[grim thunder]

uhhh, apparently i havent been in the server long enough to talk in vc

[somber kindle]

When did pixel get demoted?

[patent patrol]

Pixelcheckmate is not the other pixel

[bright axle]

Anyone here more than 927 elo

[distant mulch]

Okay captain

[simple slate]

@patent patrol

[sudden roost]

im almost there

[grim thunder]

Yeah that sucks lol

[bright axle]

Nice

[distant mulch]

Bro wanna play horror game togather it's multiplayer game

[grim thunder]

I only have a work laptop

[patent patrol]

What about it

[grim thunder]

cant play anything but runescape and chess

[bright axle]

Brilliant move

[somber kindle]

Yeah honestly he considers himself more American than Japanese even though he has a cool Japanese name

[distant mulch]

I see I understand,

[grim thunder]

Yeah im in a weird spot in life lol

[simple slate]

its an objectively bad sac by arjun honestly idk what they both saw to do this tho

[distant mulch]

Hahahaahah so funny

[simple slate]

the computer gives many lines for white to win

[patent patrol]

Yeah Arjun carries a lot of objectively bad sacrifices in his games

The point is u don’t know when ur winning

[grim thunder]

Alright, back to almost winning some chess

[somber lark]

What was the best move

[patent patrol]

You don’t know if you’re winning it goes 0.00 -3.74 0.00 +2.73with erigiasi games

[distant mulch]

Good bro ,

[simple slate]

nf4

[somber lark]

Nb5? 💀

[somber lark]

What 💀

[simple slate]

stopping d5 which is pretty much blacks only hope

i think

[raven sinew]

@somber lark play blitz

[somber lark]

Free pawn on d4 😭

[somber lark]

Hell no

[distant mulch]

@raven sinew

[raven sinew]

Whyyy

[buoyant warren]

hikarus gonna be a dad 🔥

[simple slate]

can we play instead

[patent patrol]

Wrong the queen protects

At least I think so

[simple slate]

fr?

[distant mulch]

We already hear the good news

[patent patrol]

Ohhh other line

[buoyant warren]

yeah

[patent patrol]

Sorry I looked at start of line

[buoyant warren]

chesscom twitter

[raven sinew]

I dont understand how hikaru having a kid is good news

[somber lark]

Yeah that knight is hanging 💀

[simple slate]

queen takes knight and the bishop is also hanging

[distant mulch]

Because that kid is going to be grandmaster

[limpid viper]

is he though

[fierce cargo]

hi

[limpid viper]

how do you know that they could have no interest in chess

[fierce cargo]

Google en passant

[distant mulch]

Don't worry he wil start teaching him as he pop out

[limpid viper]

i don't think hikaru is gonna do that

[young swan]

It could also be a she

[patent patrol]

Anyone wanna play chess

[distant mulch]

Ity boy

[somber lark]

I would play that sac too 😭
I can't see anything else

[limpid viper]

true

[patent patrol]

Arjun scary asf

[distant mulch]

It's boy

[limpid viper]

i just think its dumb to assume that their children would also be grandmasters

[limpid viper]

how would you know that

[young swan]

Yay first legendary blueprint

[patent patrol]

I wish arjun was more solid and less of a thrower maneeee

[distant mulch]

You will know soon

[simple slate]

honestly ive already seen the computer eval so i cant give objectivity but what do u see?

[limpid viper]

so you're guessing

[distant mulch]

Yeah I guess,you are right

[distant mulch]

Yeah ,

@limpid viper

[patent patrol]

Hikarus kid is very likely to be good

Gm idk

[limpid viper]

depends

[south token]

hikarus wife is way out of his league he just got the grandmaster rizz

[limpid viper]

if hikaru's kid doesn't like chess then they won't likely get good

[patent patrol]

I think they probably would see chess growing up as a typically normal thing

[somber lark]

d5 next

[limpid viper]

there's alot of strong chess players who have had kids who never became strong at chess

[south token]

hikarus kid will be world champion

[patent patrol]

Yeah this is a given

But I think when u grow up around it you kinda just warp into it being very fundamental

[south token]

hikaru is world no 2 i think his wife is a im or somthing

the kid will be exposed to so much chess even at an infant age

[distant mulch]

@limpid viper

[limpid viper]

do you guys think hikaru is gonna take an infant and start playing chess with him

tf you mean exposed to so much chess as an infant

[south token]

anyone having a kid is good news huh ?

[raven sinew]

How

[south token]

ofcousre

[distant mulch]

What about Magnus

[south token]

magnus wife is low elo

so low hopes

[raven sinew]

Having a kid is not an inherently good thing

[limpid viper]

i don't think there's as big of a chance as you guys think that his kid will become a strong chess player

[south token]

although it was good news

[distant mulch]

What her Elo is ?

[distant mulch]

Levy one's say kids are monster in chess

[south token]

bro has an unpopular opinion and acting like it is normal

[distant mulch]

@limpid viper ,Can I call you

[limpid viper]

no

[distant mulch]

Only ones bro

[limpid viper]

no leave me alone

[dense flint]

helo melo

[limpid viper]

im deadass considering blocking you why are you so attached to me

[distant mulch]

Bro what

[dense flint]

@limpid viper helo melo

[cloud steeple]

Are you an antinatalist?

[limpid viper]

hello

[distant mulch]

Hello

[dense flint]

helo

[distant mulch]

Hello

[limpid viper]

and you're a bit of a weirdo

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faster mate which i missed @strange bobcat

[distant mulch]

What you think what is weird about me ?

[south token]

he is normal ?

[timber badge]

pretty mate

[distant mulch]

Bro !

[timber badge]

move is || h3 kg5 Re5 fe Be3# ||

[patent patrol]

Why not

[distant mulch]

Are you trying to say I am abnormal?

[south token]

h3

[dense flint]

you are not helo

[raven sinew]

Why would it be

[limpid viper]

this normal to you guys?

[distant mulch]

Bro I did this to jay

[dense flint]

lol

[distant mulch]

Not you man

[south token]

cause it is life

[dense flint]

oh man

[magic zenith]

What had he done

[patent patrol]

Celebration of new life in a family of people who are loving and comfortable with one of the most difficult choices

[fossil bloom]

guess the opening : (easy)

[distant mulch]

What

[south token]

yea

[patent patrol]

Why’s it bad

[raven sinew]

We have enough people on this earth as it is

[magic zenith]

What 'jay' did to u? So that you had to call him a monkey

[patent patrol]

Yea but that doesn’t mean ppl will stop reproducing

[magic zenith]

London

[fossil bloom]

Africa is projected to have 4 billion new people on the planet by 2100 🥶

[raven sinew]

I know but in combination with my general disdain for hikaru that makes me apathetic to it at best

[distant mulch]

Well long story it all start from past the other jay not this one

[limpid viper]

probably nothing he was calling me a monkey the first time we met too

then he proceeded to change his pfp and username and act like it wasn't him

[patent patrol]

That’s fair I can’t argue against how u feel just I think it’s a good thing to have a kid

[grim thunder]

This game frustrates me

[limpid viper]

but this guy is apparently normal

[patent patrol]

Depends on the ppl

[magic zenith]

Lmao

[distant mulch]

Bruh ?

[dense flint]

scholar mate

[raven sinew]

Personally i never want to have kids and I dont like hikaru so its hard for me to understand

[dense flint]

@limpid viper ig your name is kinda offensive

[limpid viper]

it is?

[distant mulch]

Why you don't like hikaru?bro

[dense flint]

yeah

[limpid viper]

oh well you get offended too easily then

[south token]

so hikaru should not have kid because you hate him 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[magic zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-gif-reply-gmhikaru-gif-26552270

[patent patrol]

Not what he said

He just thinks having a kid isn’t really “good” news kinda just news

[magic zenith]

Chats so dead

[grim thunder]

why does the bot keep opening with the c7 pawn?

[uncut axle]

hello people, please tell me where should i learn chess, i know the basics but need to learn how to do right calculations, and is memorizing the moves the only way to becoming a better player in chess??

[magic zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/zr1-burn-drag-corvettezr1-bahjat-gif-14127916

[magic zenith]

This is a real 'c7'

[small jungle]

Puzzles

[south token]

it is all brain power calculate

[distant mulch]

Learn end game and tactics and opning

[proper trellis]

Hello

[dense flint]

https://tenor.com/view/alone-karu-cute-frog-karu-love-gif-9073542059226148631

[distant mulch]

What sup bro

[proper trellis]

Yo

[uncut axle]

from which channel?

[magic zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-22467544

[distant mulch]

You can download from chrome pdf

[uncut axle]

is he really that good??

[distant mulch]

Yo

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-hello-chat-gif-4996979203732278907

[uncut axle]

i have only seen his memes on rook sacrifice

[proper trellis]

How r u doing

[magic zenith]

If you are fluent in english then he is pretty nice for you

[small jungle]

Sup :3

[distant mulch]

I am doing good bro what about you?

[proper trellis]

Olleh tach

[uncut axle]

okay understood

[magic zenith]

Watch his 'how to reach 1000 elo' one

It's like the best video of him for me

[proper trellis]

Im doing fine.

[distant mulch]

Glad to know man

[uncut axle]

okay

[uncut axle]

thankss

[potent gulch]

:p

[timber badge]

practice cctp

[ember forum]

is this zugzwang?

[potent gulch]

What does tach means

[uncut axle]

what is cctp?

[timber badge]

chinese secret service

[small jungle]

Yes

[ember forum]

yay

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna play rapid?

[proper trellis]

Its reverse of hello chat

[uncut axle]

was this a joke??

[timber badge]

nah but cctp is check captures threat pawn breaks

[potent gulch]

I'd have to analizy a little bit more but I think so

[proper trellis]

Bullet👀

[potent gulch]

Ohhh

[uncut axle]

okay

[kindred crypt]

Ahhh i'm so bad at playing bullet 😭

[proper trellis]

Ohh

[distant mulch]

I been with this before it's always end up being draw

[near helm]

Hi

[ember forum]

nah they resigned but i think it'd been a not-so-hard win

[dark ether]

Can u send gif where magnus plays against himself

[ember forum]

i mean, for 900 elo

[distant mulch]

What sup man

[near helm]

Water

I'm drinking water

[soft torrent]

chezz

[distant mulch]

That good ,Its make you live longer drink fresh water always

[soft torrent]

3 liters every day

minimum

[distant mulch]

Mine don't resign i don't why

[ember forum]

what elo?

[distant mulch]

776

[ember forum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[soft torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/have-a-nice-day-good-sunday-gif-1674652217239459225

[distant mulch]

That cute bro ,

[kindred crypt]

i fell sick and now the only thing i can do is pretty much rot in this chair while either watching videos or playing chess

i just drew an easily winnable endgame, lmao

[soft torrent]

Chill out man

[potent gulch]

Food

[kindred crypt]

what'd i say?

[soft torrent]

rating is just a number

[distant mulch]

Chinese?

[kindred crypt]

i didn't mean it as something i was raging about, i laughed at it

[kindred crypt]

true

rating is just a number, a tournament is just a place

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-chinese-man-yolochka429-gif-3831722595826963173

[soft torrent]

You should make these mistakes and you will keep making them, thats how you learn

[kindred crypt]

if i keep making em doesnt that mean im not learning

man you're the same elo as me, why we even talkin bout this lmao

[potent gulch]

I wanna learn Chinese 😔

[raven sinew]

He declined like 5 draw offers

[potent gulch]

But I'm lazy to even start

[soft torrent]

True xd

[distant mulch]

Ai can teach you

[kindred crypt]

what yo peak

[potent gulch]

Prob costs money 😞💔

[distant mulch]

WhatsApp meta AI got you

[soft torrent]

1507 rn, I didnt play in like a month now cause uni...

[potent gulch]

Actually I wanna learn a language with a different alphabet in general

[potent gulch]

😭

[kindred crypt]

my peak 1505, i had a bad streak and fell to 1430 lmao

im back at 1450 i think

[soft torrent]

Well tbh 1500 and 1400 is the thoughest its been for me

really different ratings

[kindred crypt]

just look at this crap

[potent gulch]

Same same, I was stuck around 1530s and 1300, going up and downs

[kindred crypt]

i play 10|5, so most my opponents tend to be higher rated than me, idk if i find a difference between a 1430 and a 1530

[soft torrent]

its absolutely normal but thats just form, you are now facing some stuff you didnt before thats why

[raven sinew]

@somber lark @inland abyss look at my 4 most recent opponents

[somber lark]

11 13 😭

[small jungle]

My peak is 210💔

[soft torrent]

players are more solid than before, Its literally a skillcheck rating

[dense flint]

lie show us

[kindred crypt]

?

[potent gulch]

Mines are more freaky than never, I got checkmated in a beautiful way with a rook sacrifice

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat im 2500

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Petr Jůza (petrjuza)

This is the Chess.com profile of petrjuza. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Petr Jůza (petrjuza)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2106 (peak)
Blitz: 1625 (1764 peak)
Bullet: 1605 (peak)

[somber lark]

Losing in 11 moves is

[kindred crypt]

every rating is a skillcheck rating

[potent gulch]

Ouch

[kindred crypt]

oh yeah, i've been playing like shit past month

[soft torrent]

Man 1500 is suck a weird rating, I can lose against 1100 but draw against 2100

[kindred crypt]

i went 2/6 on an otb tourney lmao

[limpid viper]

bros back to 2500

[kindred crypt]

went from going 3-4 in every tourney to 2

[raven sinew]

Easy as that

[potent gulch]

Loll, I almost won against a 2000 when I was a 1500 so I can relate (I blunded a fork in the endgame, that was soooo sad 💔)

[raven sinew]

I was like 2340 2 days ago

When i lock in i lock in

[soft torrent]

Man I blundered back rank mate after being +5 points in material up 😭

[limpid viper]

ye i remember seeing you say you fell after you changed your repertoire

[somber lark]

2600 when

[radiant swan]

apro

[potent gulch]

Ahhhh that hurtssss!!!

[quasi nova]

💔

[amber gazelle]

Lowk miss playing chess

[potent gulch]

Hewooo

[radiant swan]

adoption rn fr

[somber lark]

Why are you awake 😭

[radiant swan]

cuz i can be

im supposed to wake up at 6am tomorrow

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> grand maître d'échecs (s_abby64)

This is the Chess.com profile of s_abby64. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: grand maître d'échecs (s_abby64)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 987 (961 peak)
Blitz: 955 (1161 peak)
Bullet: 852 (1179 peak)

[radiant swan]

decided not to sleep at all

[potent gulch]

Why your tag's tail

[raven sinew]

Idk

[radiant swan]

someone told me to use it

[somber lark]

Just set an alarm

[raven sinew]

Yeah im figuring it out now

[radiant swan]

esturing

[soft torrent]

Duality of a man ahh rating

[potent gulch]

UN JOUER FRANÇAIS!!!! J'AIME VOUS LANGUE

[raven sinew]

@somber lark play blitz or im gonna catch up

[potent gulch]

Ohh fair

[somber lark]

I don't like to farm a sleep deprived person 😔

[potent gulch]

Mannn seriously, how to fix sleeping time

[soft torrent]

I wouldnt take that disrespect if I was you (thats just me tho)

[potent gulch]

I wanna sleep early but can't at all

[soft torrent]

try melatonin myb

[hazy skiff]

chat can u help me?

[potent gulch]

What's it? A medicine?

[soft torrent]

Ik it ruins sleep quality kinda but still worth for 2 nights until u fix it

[amber gazelle]

Yes

[small jungle]

Just don't sleep ez

[somber lark]

I only care about discord roles 💀
Just get to 2600 🔥

[soft torrent]

Yeah but use just 1 per day at most

[amber gazelle]

Chat lichess or chesscon

[soft torrent]

30-1 hour before sleeping

[small jungle]

Chesskid

[soft torrent]

It helps when you travel far, with timezones etc

[hazy skiff]

there is guy who beats me everytime i play him and he is quite egoistic abt it , so i want to get better than him. he is 1700 and i am 1500

[simple slate]

is the role perm even if u drop below

[potent gulch]

Ye ye I understand, the problem is that idk if it influence it but is just that I take other meds that makes me stay awake, tho I only take them at morning

[amber gazelle]

Is the kids strong?

[radiant swan]

come farm me rn bro i give consent

[small jungle]

Some probably are

[potent gulch]

Then gg my brain 😭

[light nimbus]

Catalan

[radiant swan]

countingbrilliants will lose even if he isnt sleep deprived

[amber gazelle]

U can beat him someday bro, trust

[soft torrent]

ohh damn then Idk if you should I am not expert tbh xd

[hazy skiff]

bro he brags abt it very much

[amber gazelle]

It's all kids on there right

[small jungle]

Mostly yes

[radiant swan]

@somber lark adoption match when 🥺

[potent gulch]

I'll give a look into it later, I'm really tired of sleeping too late and waking up feeling like a zombie

[amber gazelle]

I also have a chess buddy but b4 who always brag abt his playing strength but it's better to ignore

[tropic wing]

Pls help how do win with a rook and king what the heck

[mint citrus]

bros trying to cheat

[radiant swan]

@small jungle what happened to your blitz bro

1764 peak 1625 current

[amber gazelle]

Don't u play on lichess or chesscom

[small jungle]

Idk honestly

[somber lark]

When it's 11 am for you

[small jungle]

I keep trying dumb shi

[soft torrent]

Or just watch any seasonal anime, makes you sleep in a minute

[small jungle]

I play on both

[radiant swan]

its 12.50am for me unfortunately same thing right’

[potent gulch]

Does that work? Lol 😭

[main lynx]

Greeeeed

[soft torrent]

You will sleep out of boredom 😭

[amber gazelle]

Which is great

[potent gulch]

Lmaoo 😭

[soft torrent]

Idk what helped me too is reading books

[small jungle]

Both are good

[somber lark]

It's not that hard to sleep bro 😭

[soft torrent]

Do something that is not looking into a screen, it makes you awake

[potent gulch]

Oh yeee, I love reading, I have to buy new books!

[radiant swan]

apro get ur blitz and bullet up :((

[soft torrent]

also you can install f.lux on pc, I had it for years now

[potent gulch]

Fr, that's what's hard for me cuz I recognize that I'm addicted to the internet and is so hard for me to get rid of it

[main lynx]

sleeping is a job

[radiant swan]

i was never taught the way to sleep so

[rapid venture]

Why don't you coach them privately 😏

[amber gazelle]

Nah bro sleeping is living

[potent gulch]

I don't have a pc 💔

[soft torrent]

everyone is tbh

[light nimbus]

Sensor that j*b

[somber lark]

Learn it then

[amber gazelle]

I'm lf a coach

[radiant swan]

crazy

[rapid venture]

Sleeping ❎ unemployment

[main lynx]

am i weak if i sleep early?

[sacred rover]

$20/hr

[tropic wing]

Bro

[soft torrent]

Then try eye comfort stuff for the thing you use

[potent gulch]

Yeahh, hard not to since it makes part of our daily activities

[amber gazelle]

Nah ur doing great

[potent gulch]

Like that yellow bright?

[rapid venture]

Bruh apparently that's what most of the successful people do

[timber badge]

holy

[amber gazelle]

I cant send u real money bro

[rapid venture]

Use your mom's credit card lil bro

[sacred rover]

20000 robux

[raven sinew]

No way dude fml

[lone totem]

how i win on time from here 💔

[amber gazelle]

Nevermind

[potent gulch]

NOOOOOOOO 💔

[amber gazelle]

I'm not a Lil bro asshole

[sacred rover]

I'm just joking. But seriously, you don't need a coach

[rapid venture]

No cheating lil bro

[main lynx]

i survived till i couldnt😭...

[lone totem]

the game was done

[amber gazelle]

It's a need. I wanna inprove

[soft torrent]

yea

[rapid venture]

What are you then ASSHOLE

[sacred rover]

It's not a need

you don't need a coach to improve

[sacred rover]

You can get to 2000 in 1 year without a coach easily

[foggy fern]

https://www.chess.com/awards/tidalwavesaddictoninsta/achievement/progressive_puzzles_rating?threshold=2600

[timber badge]

bong u should try my very fun line against french

[soft torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/one-pi-tony-tony-chopper-chopper-tony-chopper-tony-gif-3812478174833308829

[amber gazelle]

Why not

[somber lark]

That is theoretically winning right

[lone totem]

mfs in 2025 watching professional wood pushers pushing wood

[potent gulch]

Mainly as I drink a tea☕ ahhh dream

[raven sinew]

I dont play e4

[lone totem]

surprisingly nah its perpetual

[potent gulch]

I also likes to write some Radom thoughts as I do so

[amber gazelle]

Interlink

[sacred rover]

Wdym why not 💀 you don't. you can improve by yourself. Coaching is not this magical shit that improves your chess by 3x or some shit

[timber badge]

oh.

how do u not get bored of playing the same opening bro

[radiant swan]

u already won a game against that poor guy fr

[raven sinew]

I have so many different lines within c4

[timber badge]

i get bored after a certain point

oh u play c4

[raven sinew]

How do you not know this

[amber gazelle]

Chill man, we ain't same. U prob don't need a coach but I do

[timber badge]

i thought u played e4

[raven sinew]

Alabama gambit bro

[timber badge]

and c4 was ur side prep

[raven sinew]

Alabama gambit.

[timber badge]

that c4 e5 f4 brainrot?

smth like that

[potent gulch]

I plays C4 when I'm bored, sometimes I transpose it to a queen's gambit

[raven sinew]

c4 e5 nc3 nf6 f4 and its goated

[sacred rover]

No, nobody needs a coach 😭 Plus, coaching won't be good for you if you can't even take an advice. Coaching is waste of money until you are 2000

[timber badge]

im bored of reti so i started playing e4 again

[sacred rover]

even 2200 imo

[radiant swan]

play b3 when u want fun fr

[raven sinew]

Play my lines theyre goated

[timber badge]

i tried catalan too in between cuz i was bored 😭

[light nimbus]

I would go g3 and bg2 after c4 but it also works like that

[pine storm]

s

[amber gazelle]

Holyfreakinairball

[raven sinew]

g3 is garbage english

[potent gulch]

Yeee, I should learn it, I saw a lot of people playing it

[lone totem]

anyway blitz pmo why cant i flag these 1600s do i really need to play good chess 😭

[sacred rover]

ok, mb for trying to help

[timber badge]

theres a fun line with qd2 in symmetrical english

[small jungle]

Just win vro

[amber gazelle]

I have a spiritual connection to the London system

[raven sinew]

My lines are better

[potent gulch]

I suck at fast chess, I'm like 1300 blitz

[sacred rover]

900s thinking they are so good at chess 💔

[light nimbus]

Then you can convert it into a catalan position after dxc4

[timber badge]

i didnt check ur white prep

[radiant swan]

welcome to 3 | 0 bro

[timber badge]

i only checked ur najdorf prep

[raven sinew]

I dont want to play the catalan

[small jungle]

900s are super gm level vro

[inland abyss]

its playable bro

[bold heron]

im a 200 elo beast

[timber badge]

tho ur bg5 najdorf prep is kinda sus

[radiant swan]

gotta play fast and play good

[raven sinew]

I know but it's so lame and dumb

[sacred rover]

nah

[lone totem]

true

[timber badge]

i think players can find ne6 ngl

[amber gazelle]

Nah no hate

[lone totem]

i mean i can play good but i dont want to if you understand me 😭

[raven sinew]

Ne6 is far from the end 😭

[sacred rover]

"No male dms."

[light nimbus]

Then what do you want to play bongcloud?

[raven sinew]

Im not at all afraid of nxe6 lmao

[timber badge]

i mean true

[radiant swan]

fair

[bold heron]

yup thats my bio

[potent gulch]

There are some players who thinks they're good until they see someone stronger and same for the stronger player

[sacred rover]

Nah I see why you ain't improving at chess Pretty obvious imo

[raven sinew]

Nxe6 isnt even scary lol the only actually scary line is when they go bg3 instead of nxe6

[timber badge]

however i stole ur idea in my classical sicilian :>

[sacred rover]

Aka people just being egoistic

[raven sinew]

Idek what youre talking about

[timber badge]

g5

[potent gulch]

Yeee

[gilded kite]

@zeniblu

[raven sinew]

Bro g5 isnt my line that shit was played in the 50s by fischer

[timber badge]

h6 g5

[sacred rover]

Got banned a while ago I think

[potent gulch]

Excessive ego too

[radiant swan]

errxr ahh

[timber badge]

i mean i knew that idea but forgot

😭

[sacred rover]

yup pmo

[potent gulch]

Yk what, I'm going to play chess again even tho I'm tired asf, I love chess can't lie

[amber gazelle]

Bro what, not to brag but I'm literally representing my school on an intershool chess comp, that's why I need a coach. Why u busy hatin

[radiant swan]

ok 200 (im also low rated)

[potent gulch]

Same same, pretty annoying

[sacred rover]

I ain't hating I'm telling you, you don't need a coach. Btw mind you, you are a 900. 900.

[timber badge]

"low rated"

[raven sinew]

Gligoric-fischer 1958 interzonal @timber badge

[radiant swan]

i fell off in bullet

[raven sinew]

They have to find nxe6 and then they have to find bb5 and then its still just a draw

[grand salmon]

You don't love chess

[radiant swan]

228 elo tilt

[grand salmon]

Don't lie to yourself

[sacred rover]

💔

[raven sinew]

Otherwise its a pleasant najdorf endgame unless they know a ton of crazy bg3 prep

[timber badge]

bb5 is tough

[sacred rover]

average chat elo being higher than 2200 is rare

[raven sinew]

Yes

[timber badge]

but one dgt game with this line and i would prolly not play this again

[amber gazelle]

Tbh i dropped it from 1100, but no biggies bcs I'll try my best to improve

[raven sinew]

Most people play Bc4 and then kg7 is winning for black

[radiant swan]

u high rated ahh probably dont even have tilt in ur vocab

[timber badge]

yeah bc4 is instinctive

[raven sinew]

I have other options but this one is fun for blitz

[timber badge]

show other options wen

[raven sinew]

When i start needing them

Right now this line works very well

[sacred rover]

ye gl on that, don't be an egoistic piece of shit tho 🥀 At least try to understand my advice instead of saying "ur wrong" I'm telling you from my experience and others

[timber badge]

whats ur uscf or fide rating

[raven sinew]

And its fun

[sacred rover]

ok i sound like a boomer

[timber badge]

line seems fun i agree

[raven sinew]

2k 😭 im underrated tho trust

[sacred rover]

tilted 12 points in a tourney going 12.5/15 💔

[timber badge]

uscf?

oh nice

im like 1900 fide only ahhh

d1 thrower

[quaint wagon]

N

[amber gazelle]

I ain't telling you you're wrong I'm just tryna ask why u stop me from wanting to improve just bcs I need a coach

[sacred rover]

I'm not stopping you 😭 You can improve A LOT without a coach

[timber badge]

@raven sinew u taking coaching from someone or just chilling

[sacred rover]

you can get to 2000 without a coaching

[radiant swan]

can confirm

[timber badge]

cough

[raven sinew]

No never had a coach

[timber badge]

damn

[sacred rover]

😭 I've seen so many people waste their money on coaching when they are like 1100 when they can get to 2000 without a coach

People think coaching is this short cut to high elo but it's just hard work

[grand salmon]

I would say the same but I am kinda ass

[radiant swan]

lemme pull up the only thing u told me bro

[timber badge]

I TAUGHT U DRAWBACK PRINCIPLE BISH

[sweet wigeon]

I've had such an insane game
(It was a draw and I've gained 1 point)
That's what happens when you play without theory fast time controls

[timber badge]

also improve the worst piece one

enough for u to reach 2100

but nah it was ur hardwork

[grand salmon]

(Gothamchess says it 3 times every video)

[kindred crypt]

I will do a server advertisement

|| Join the chess.com server on discord||👀

[timber badge]

xD im proud of u

[small jungle]

Nah u gotta buy the 1000$ chessmood courses to get to 2k vro trust

[amber gazelle]

Ok ok...why u sayin ur a coach back then, I literally thought for a sec that you're really a coach. But anyway I'll take ur sayings as an advice

[timber badge]

sadly i dont watch much yt chess content

[grand salmon]

You don't miss much

[sacred rover]

@serverowner

[timber badge]

oh i know

[quaint wagon]

Grinding

[sacred rover]

fr

[quaint wagon]

Every lose teachs you

[timber badge]

should i drop the secret to become better

[radiant swan]

you say and i quote
“

• my sleep schedule had improved
• i started exercising a little
• i remembered my opening lines better
• my moves were penetrative and venomous
• better lookout for backward moves ig?
• i learnt trigo identities
• i was almost subconsciously for weaknesses in my opponent's camp

i wrote this wen i reached 2400 i think
”

[young swan]

Hello guys, does anyone want coaching

[timber badge]

i need to improve my sleep schedule again

[radiant swan]

drawback isnt hard lmao its just what piece moves and then what happens when that piece moves

[amber gazelle]

Me

[timber badge]

exactly it isnt hard

yet ppl dont use it

[inland abyss]

this would have made me gm if I had this advice

[kindred crypt]

👀

[timber badge]

tbh i cant complain i only use it somewhat consciously otb

[timber badge]

ikr

[radiant swan]

well now you do get gm right this second

[kindred crypt]

Sure

[inland abyss]

nah I am old now

my brain cannot embrace it fast enough

[limpid viper]

you're not getting to gm with just flagging bro

[inland abyss]

it forgets faster than it remebers

[inland abyss]

if you get flagged once its my skill if you get flagged twice its your lack of skill bro

[timber badge]

how to reach 2600:

• Mess up your sleep schedule
• learn trig identities and inverse trig identities too
• learn continuity and differentiability ofc (don't forget chain rule)
• no need for first principle bs in derivative
• be a yes life
• play an otb tmt and play online blitz after the day it ends
• just be resilient and dont mess up tactics

[grand salmon]

How ancient are you

[timber badge]

here another goated tip :>

[radiant swan]

BET

[inland abyss]

I am 89 years old

[radiant swan]

i already know the 8 trigo identities bro

[rapid venture]

What's flagging

[inland abyss]

no cap

kramnik is my legal brother in law

[radiant swan]

my sleep schedule slightly messed already

[grand salmon]

Have to learn a bit of calculus as well

[limpid viper]

its okay greenflower i'll be your friend

[timber badge]

yeah i just added

[radiant swan]

everything else imma pull next year

[strange bobcat]

which ninja pinged

[honest copper]

wsg

[timber badge]

see my goated tips to reach 2600

[strange bobcat]

sorry I had a double shift 😭 imma read the shit load that you dmed me

[timber badge]

how to reach 2600:

• Mess up your sleep schedule
• learn trig identities and inverse trig identities too
• learn continuity and differentiability ofc (don't forget chain rule)
• no need for first principle bs in derivative
• be a yes life
• play an otb tmt and play online blitz after the day it ends
• just be resilient and dont mess up tactics

[honest copper]

nah

[inland abyss]

bro I sent it only too watch your progress secretly and your chances of reaching 2000 (0%)

[limpid viper]

my chances of reaching 2000 are very high infact

[timber badge]

thats the secret sauce

[honest copper]

u can get to 2600 with algebra 1

[timber badge]

just accept it

[radiant swan]

my chances of getting 2000 bullet (0%) 😔

[inland abyss]

0 for today

[limpid viper]

if i switched to 3+0 and employed greenflower flagging tactics i could get to 2000 in a day

[timber badge]

okay but you need to be a kid

[honest copper]

honestly u cld hit 2600 fresh outta preschool

[inland abyss]

for you of not reaching

[honest copper]

js count the pieces

[timber badge]

i know a 9 year old who is 2700 😭

[raven sinew]

😎

[radiant swan]

0% trust

[honest copper]

exactly my point

[inland abyss]

you would reach it if you locked in

[limpid viper]

well yes that would require quite alot of games

[inland abyss]

still 2500 weak

[radiant swan]

if i lock in im gonna get locked out

[raven sinew]

Sorry sir

[grand salmon]

Bro is not tough

[inland abyss]

it wouldnt actually

[limpid viper]

tbh i'm kind of nerfed

[inland abyss]

you could make a new alt after getting permision and beat 1 2700 in rated

[raven sinew]

Make an alt and ill lose 5 games to it then you lose 5 games to me and then we would both be like 2600

[hexed oracle]

man i feel like I've been hit by a hammer in the head

[strange bobcat]

stop buying you bitch

[limpid viper]

funny thing is chess.com's dogshit fairplay team might not even catch you

[strange bobcat]

bong to 2600 before I reach 2600 again 😭

[grand salmon]

It def won't

[strange bobcat]

hmmm should I farm bong or farm goonflower

ok goonflower it is @inland abyss

[kindred crypt]

goonflower

[dense flint]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

[kindred crypt]

i dont like the way chess players move pieces

[dense flint]

you are also a chess player

[kindred crypt]

yeah but i dont move pieces like that

i hate when people on tourneys try to seem interesting by moving pieces in an excentric maner

[balmy python]

so zesty 😭

[kindred crypt]

it's like, man, you're not an IM, you're a nobody like me

[dense flint]

I also wanna play a torney

😭

[strange bobcat]

bruh any 2100-2300 wanna donate 2 elo to me ?

[honest copper]

gotchu fam

[dense flint]

I wanna experience that toooo

[grand salmon]

What about 0

[strange bobcat]

no you f off

[delicate laurel]

🤨

[river inlet]

Any tips to come over 1200 i am stuck at 1150

[dense flint]

i have one elo

[strange bobcat]

what

imma play a fair game, I dont think any 2300 would do too well against me

[delicate laurel]

Well can't help you

I'm 1300

[strange bobcat]

😭

[kindred crypt]

||li||chess is better for online play

[strange bobcat]

where did @inland abyss go

[dense flint]

I am just 700 elo away from 23 then can help you

[delicate laurel]

Heck no

[strange bobcat]

for bullet I would agree

the rating system is kinda messed up over there

[dense flint]

checkers is better

[strange bobcat]

idk its just kinda weird

[near helm]

Yaes

[eternal temple]

Thematic tactics for the big w

[raven sinew]

This is just fried liver

[eternal temple]

Yeah duh

[strange bobcat]

shut up and gimme your bought elo

[eternal temple]

I rarely play it

[inland oak]

Thematic Tacti- It's Theory

[eternal temple]

it is thematic? Doesn't matter if it's theory or not

[raven sinew]

What's ur acc lemme decide

[inland oak]

I'm trying to Ragebait can u not

[bleak drift]

Remember guys boys play e4 girls play d4

[stray horizon]

"Thematic" usually implies it isn't theory

[inland oak]

@bleak drift you ready?

[strange bobcat]

whos this ninja

[inland oak]

Breaking News, Half of Male Population has turned Female

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2296 (peak)
Blitz: 2698 (2767 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (2572 peak)

[strange bobcat]

im playing some GM in rapid rn so idk

[inland oak]

Taunt him

[raven sinew]

U2300 gm in rapid 💀

[strange bobcat]

grunfield 💀

[eternal temple]

Get the rook out on move 3

[strange bobcat]

bros prob retired

[grand salmon]

Move 2

h4 Rh3

[strange bobcat]

GM at this rapid elo tho

[storm moth]

probably cuz he thinks he can flag you

[inland oak]

Nah u gotta do

A3 A4 RA3 or H3 H4 RH3 now

[raven sinew]

Yeah but then he hung 2 pawns in a single move

[gilded kite]

Aggressive chess notation is crazy

[storm moth]

crazy

was he asking for draws after that?

[copper arrow]

my opponent just forgot he forked me and resigned😭

[inland oak]

Atleast it isn't Specific Notation

[storm moth]

i once hung a queen straight and the opponent resigned cuz he thought i had a forced mate in 1

[inland oak]

a2-a3
a3-a4
ra1-ra3

[turbid garden]

Bro Magnus kid vs hikaru kid would be crazy

[inland oak]

Magnus is Vegetarian i think they can't have Kids

[turbid garden]

Those who wondering hikarus wife is pregnant

[storm moth]

generational rivalry

[strange bobcat]

you mean magnus's kid

[inland oak]

Make hikaru's offspring fight Anish Giri's offspring first

[eager rose]

bro everytime I play chess I win then I lose and then the pattern starts

[storm moth]

what does being vegetarian have to do with having kids?

[inland oak]

Wow! Really? That's crazy

[storm moth]

also hows he vegan? isnt the norwegian diet just fish in every meal?

[inland oak]

Ragebait

[eternal temple]

Or even worse it could be descriptive notation

[dense flint]

damn

[inland oak]

Nah he's Vegetarian, I heard like in 2 Videos

[storm moth]

then what does he eat? grass in the fjords? norwegian diet is just fish for 12 hours straight

[eternal temple]

P-Q4

[grand salmon]

You might win a game but you lose other things
Like time, sanity, brain cells, social skills, etc

So do you really win?

[inland oak]

" I move the Pawn, From the 2nd Rank and the A File, To the 3rd Rank in the same A File. "

A analyzer's worst nightmare

[turbid garden]

And Magnus Kid vs hikarus kid In world champion ship 💀

[storm moth]

im vegetarian aswell but i live in a country where 40% of the people are also vegetarian and a country that can actually grow food

[eager rose]

yes

[inland oak]

You're Indian, How would you know Norwegian Diet, Is this... IS THIS... COUNTER RAGEBAIT?

[rigid sedge]

🙌 finally

[eternal temple]

Pawn to kings rook 3

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat wtf

[inland oak]

" Before FIDE... "

[strange bobcat]

im on drugs bruh cant play seriously at 1 am

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat how are you hanging pieces in one move

[inland oak]

GM When

[inland oak]

Someone's getting

[floral trellis]

I get a brilliant move just to blunder

[storm moth]

you finally caught me 🥷

[rigid sedge]

idk man 😭

[eternal temple]

Yall ever get chess blindness

[inland oak]

Yes

[eager rose]

that was 6-7 Mangos😂🫱

[eternal temple]

Especially in higher tc

[inland abyss]

what bro

[strange bobcat]

farm

[inland oak]

Are you Jain

[eager rose]

Yes

[eternal temple]

I dunno why I have this urge to calculate 6-7 moves ahead and forget my queen will be on the same file as a rook

[eager rose]

67?

MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRD

[inland oak]

" Okay so if i move my Bishop there i can fork them... Great! Oh damn my queen is hanging "

[inland abyss]

send challenge bro

[strange bobcat]

whats your acc again I kinda forgor

• im playing a 10 min game gimme 1 sec

[inland abyss]

Greenflower65

[grand salmon]

Any higher rated tryna farm me for 0 elo

[storm moth]

nope

[reef cape]

Looking for chess coach

[storm moth]

jains vegan

im not vegan im vegetarian

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat fun fact about rapid is you don't have to spend less than a minute on your first 20 moves

[inland abyss]

what about for the last 20 moves

[strange bobcat]

wdym

[strange bobcat]

im here wassup

[strange bobcat]

ACCEPT YOU GOOREENFLOWER

[short summit]

So far not too shabby so far -18

[reef cape]

Pls go to #💬〡general-off-topic

[short summit]

tmr im playing a 2k

[reef cape]

Fees?

[strange bobcat]

did you win vs that 2100 IM

[eternal temple]

This 🤣

[strange bobcat]

read my bio bro you finna get all the info you need

[short summit]

No but we played for 3 hours and 38 minutes

[strange bobcat]

im in a middle of a game rn sr

[reef cape]

Hm 7$?

[strange bobcat]

nicee tho

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat why tf did your opponent take a draw

[strange bobcat]

10 is too cheap alr lol I might consider upping it to 15 later in the year

[strange bobcat]

he offered it ?

[raven sinew]

You were cooked

[raven sinew]

Wtf

[strange bobcat]

im not sure but ye my pos was kinda too open

[strange bobcat]

fun fact about rapid also I could play whatever the duck I want 💀

[raven sinew]

@inland abyss h5 is a braindead move

[strange bobcat]

STOP WATCHING BRUH

[grand salmon]

Up it to 1*(current blitz elo of student)

[honest copper]

i got pinged why did i get pinged again

[opaque dune]

it worked for me in classical trust

[bleak drift]

Crazy

[bleak drift]

For what?

[raven sinew]

You don't even know what im talking about

[honest copper]

30 no nego

[opaque dune]

ur generalizing

[fossil bloom]

hikaru boutta have a child 🥶

[raven sinew]

@strange bobcat ill play

[strange bobcat]

you gay

[fossil bloom]

nah I am, but that's irrelevant to my chess abilities

[fleet dove]

calculation is fake and not real

[strange bobcat]

well idrc but sure ig

[young swan]

Hey guys

[eternal temple]

This is true

[raven sinew]

Play me

[kindred crypt]

That shock me for a moment when I opened that page

[strange bobcat]

why

[raven sinew]

Cause you always want to

[strange bobcat]

*used to

[raven sinew]

What changed

[grand salmon]

Bro became a diva

[strange bobcat]

you bought too many ops

me scared

maybe unrated @raven sinew

ggs

[inland abyss]

bro was aura farming

[strange bobcat]

too much struggle for 2 elo 😭

you did well until you didnt

+1 free improvement tip

[grand salmon]

Bro flagged the flagger

[dense flint]

oh man elo kills people

[strange bobcat]

I had like 40 seconds

dead winning position like after rxf7??????? I was still kinda winning

like you see how bad it was 😭

[twilit token]

Anyone teach me chessing?

[patent patrol]

🗣️GET UP OFFA DAT THANG 🙋‍♂️🕺AND DANCE TILL U FEEL BETTER ❤️‍🩹 👯‍♀️

[strange bobcat]

sure if you wanna pay

[grand salmon]

What is bro on

[vale vortex]

chess.com/coaches

[patent patrol]

dat James brown dat I feel good?

[strange bobcat]

hi markus

[twilit token]

Nahh no money 👍🏻🫡

[patent patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5XeSAezNDk9tuw3viiCbZ3

[twilit token]

Okiiokiii

[strange bobcat]

gl then lol

[inland abyss]

I thought you would sack queen with 0.1

[kindred crypt]

How can I become a great coach like you? 👀

[vale vortex]

years of experience

[grand salmon]

Pay

[twilit token]

I am 800 elo lol

[faint fox]

wth hikaru's wife is pregnant

wow crazy

[patent patrol]

Hi chess talk How am I supposed to use the e7 knight in the kalashnikov

[strange bobcat]

nah im not that bad of a person

[twilit token]

Wait wht i guess pawn got promoted 💀

[faint fox]

we all saw that bud

[ember forum]

:3

[inland abyss]

we should play more bro maybe you can get 2710 which is 10% better

[kindred crypt]

Can you coach on how to become a great coach? 👀

[reef cape]

Ok bet

[strange bobcat]

😭

[reef cape]

What ur paypal

[strange bobcat]

farming goon flower till 2800 is crazy work

[vale vortex]

well its a different topic but maybe

[strange bobcat]

dms bro I cant just leak my email here

[patent patrol]

Hi chess talk How am I supposed to use the e7 knight in the kalashnikov

[grand salmon]

Chess coaches university when

[patent patrol]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Nb5 d6 6. N1c3 a6 7. Na3 b5 8. Nd5 Nge7

[grand salmon]

Seems like a better question to ask in #1039982616159465595

[opaque summit]

Good morning chess experts

[patent patrol]

It’s fine I just wanna know how to utilize it

Other lines transpose to stuff like svesh or eh lines for black

[shut agate]

💀

[grand salmon]

Bro has opps on chess.com

[timber badge]

There's nxd5 stuff

[strange bobcat]

bruh let me FARMMM your elo

like I was so close to beating you mf

[timber badge]

Wyl what's ur elo rn

[frosty peak]

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[timber badge]

Farm me

Till 2800

[strange bobcat]

ew no you stinky

[timber badge]

I'm farmable w

[strange bobcat]

🤨

[timber badge]

Come on don't dodge me

[plucky kelp]

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[strange bobcat]

imma farm goonflower till like whenever I can and maybe you after lol

[timber badge]

Bro put if else statement

[shut agate]

got me to read it for 8.96 sec