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Thanks for sharing with the class buddy
What sup
am i playing this game good?
There is only 1 spam opening in chess ong
sup
What do you mean bro
3k lichess puzzles
puzzle streak is like puzzle rush but on lichess
lichess is other site no ?
a true king supports his queen
Finally I remember the name
HOW DID YOU KNOW
LOL
i have seen it @north zealot
Guys how can I improve myself at chess?
no way bro
i thought so
Only most of the time? They would draw each other all the time in the same lines
im always too lazy to play otb
Keep playing chess offline with bots
Okay thanks for the advice
Bro don't be lazy it's bad habit man
Which bots do you recommend?
Your welcome
its a state of your body and mind
If they have an opening book and play other lines, white rarely edges out a win in the endgame, otherwise it's 99% draws with self-play especially in classical
Okay ty!
you seem to be a new player
3200 Engine keep practicing even though it look like boring ,It will help you to analyse the game ,But prepare you will lose a lots after you done practice,so play after few hours
Don't play bots 
play puzzles
I don't know lol ๐ , I don't have chess Analyze to compare, But it gives me pretty high accuracy, and Personally for me pretty good, But I don't know if it compares to the chess.com game review
Play martin fr
i recommend same
Same bro
Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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Rapid: 2484 (2486 peak)
Blitz: 2650 (2666 peak)
Bullet: 3215 (peak)
i tilted so hard in bullet
ggs you have break through 3211! @tired bane
Okay
damn
Okay
btw you are on top 9 of bullet leaderboard
congrats for the single digit place
impressive
Go for #1 bullet spot!
damnnn top 9 holy
Cow
Wassup chat
wsp
Oh man what sup bro
Guess who's 1500 elo
Magnus should just retire now before it's too late, just hit 1000 rapid
Magnus will not retire
His funeral
time to tilt 200 points
what time control?
rapid
@limpid viper
wait no not actually i was joking ๐ญ that would probably get me banned
i would do it, but pretty sure that it's against the rules xd
Neh boring
yeah ๐
yeah
what?
im not gonna publically boost ๐
I miss you bro
do it privately ๐คญ
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Then why you send me friend request
Hewwo guys
- e4 is cringe
i accepted it not sent it
change my mind
Then why you accept, it
cause i accept anyone
Man ,Why ?
bro stop pinging me and telling me you miss me
<@&745328830649991179> this guy is harassing me in DMs
bro what
lowkey top 1 rapid friend me 
Who did this
We do not moderate DMs. Block them.
Will do, racists arent people anyway
who are you actually
prove that you're real
And you can report them to discord ๐
Hey R_Doofus!
if you're real then play a bullet game right now and open with 1. f3
Sorry got to angry I have personal problem with Jay
bro want to risk my elo
then open with the london
never play london before

who tf hasn't played london
frr lmao
its not some sharp asf main main main line ๐
deptrainhatxom321
Iโm the person who added you @tribal pagoda
what
Its Levy favourite
The Nbd2 Qxb2 line is very sharp
The one whom you mentioned here 
winning after grinding out a long ass endgame is so ๐ซ
im trying to friend every top 1 leaderboard u know
like some little flex
Cool, good luck with that
Awesome. Congratulations!
playing london is ew
W
i hit 1200 rapid yesterday
When 2k?
e4 with white and with black i play the french/ french sicilian or the benoni
2039
Ill be dead by then
with white i sometimes also play like a hippo setup whenever im not trying to remember too much stuff
Nice hippo can be super fun, can get a lot of nice moves when opponent rushes to take center
Opponent slightly misplayed the opening
Bd3 is crazy
I wanted to keep the queens on and Nxd3 felt awkward
what opening is that even supposed to be
Two Knights French
ewie i hate that opening ๐ญ

do u play Nc3 or Nf3 first
i mean as a french player
stress, its all can i say
ohhh against Nf3 i usually play c5 to transpose into a sicilian
relate
But not against Nc3?
tfw you're 1 point away from 2100 but you're terrified of this
so you just
never play chess
for the rest of your life
for some reason
against Nc3 i dont because it allows the grand prix attack and there is a higher chance they play d4 after anyways
after a stressful losing streak, some secs later i start winning
Hmmm maybe I should switch to Nc3 then
idk why i care about allowing the grand prix attack but idk
im just more scared of closed sicilians ig
(i have no idea what im talking abt im 1200)
tbf there isnt really a difference
much of *
Yo letโs play unrated?
I need practice for my tournament tmr so I need to play similar skill
1800 fide probably
hey Scipio i wonder why you not keep your recent name, Skippy
back to 2000 boys
noice
Where
Move order pls
hi
e4 e6 Nc3 c5
Yeah whatโs wrong with that, super bad Grand Prix
lol
idk i cant bother learning what to do against it tho
It felt not quite right
Opponent managed to draw this ๐
Average 1500 game
i had enough with this game.
Alr so i somehow managed to get the magnus's king to not be castled being a pawn down, whats the move here?
bipolar ass
I think im gonna play this
Rd8?
Rook of ''a'' or of ''f''?
anyone down?
f
came and play chess with m
u wanna play?
how to go from 1300-1400
yah
sent link
i cant with this, i try to improve, but i fail, i try to take seriously, but i still losing, i try to search a new opening, but doesnt work
dm
Lets goooo BRILLIANNNNTTTT
JOIN ๐
๐ซต ๐คฏ
hleo
i heavily underperform most of the time
SACRIFICE THE BISHOOOOOPP
nice car
Hola hru
this is hard to think...Nd5?
I won with this๐
i gud how u ๐ฃ๏ธ
Como estas amigoooo
what openings moves do i look through
Prin variation ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
ENGLISHHH FOR RAPID ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
@light nimbus wanna play
end your chess life
Eval is -0.15. Nice try
I might lose ngl ๐
1.f3 is -0.3
im 700 dw
alekhines +1.2
MY GAMBITT MY LEGACYYY
for u
IM 900 blitz
Honestly better than I expected
bro js join ๐ญ ๐
btw my buddy also "came up" with an opening
Make it unrated ๐
cc stockfish kinda be tweaking thatโs what lichess is good for is it already has more objective analysis
Ah yes
Hyperaccelerated yugoslav attack
IT IS
u get the center control anyways and robots are good players
english is too wide
Iโve beat the fikkser/fbi guy with f3 c3 against e5d5
Scandi worse than 1.f3 ๐ญ
what opening (variation)s moves should i look through
I got the advantage back on move 4 somehow my opp played nc6 and e5
Bro that's like mine wow
ok thanks everyone
Kramnik shirov counterattack
Keres variation
Lol ur like the angry birds gif where everyone is talking over you
Kramnik shirov counterattack โค๏ธ
is it a sicilian defense variation
Nope its in the english
ok
@simple lark let me farm wen
not much better btw
Kramnik shirov is pinning the english knight
Hello bro
You were asking for english variations no?
hello
for whatever
Imma make a deep analysis on that someday fr
I already did it
Itโs basically my setup opening for flanks
@light nimbus ggs mate
Yo lets play again
I bet now ima try to win
come
I was trying to lose first game
bro ima boutta study๐ญ
Ah
Look through the tarrasch pawn sac lines fun af
e4 e6 d4 d5 Nd2 Nf6 e5 Nd7 Ngf3 c5 c3 Nc6 Bd3 Qb6 O-O cxd4 cxd4 Nxd4 Nxd4 Qxd4 Nf3 a3
Lmao
stfu were you ๐
Yup
hail naw
Aight then bet if you win this second game
Bro wanna be friends
Hii everyone ๐
Give when bongy ๐ฅบ
Hi
i gtg man really low on time ๐
havent even started it's 8pm now or i woulda played
anyone for playing chess now with me
Yeah win and run yup thats yo way huh
why not nxd4
(exactly)
Help How to be not buns at chess in 2 months and a half ๐
๐๐พ
What sup bro
Ye that happened
Its in my lichess study on the English ive sent it a bunch of times
Aight ninga sybau go home
Good bro
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
didnt u have to go
Hello bro
maybe you meant nf6 and not nc6
Hru?
Ahh yea right
Ok i am gonna play with random online players if no one is free rn
How to not buns at chess in 2 months and a half ๐
i just pulled off a nasty forced mate
i'm fre bro
Give it a bit more time trust
buns?
yup
Oo then let's play, ID Amankumar0501
How to start properly? I know how the pieces moves, Casteling...ect but still bad
best 500 elo on earth
Buns=very bad
don
Basic opening principles, try the How To Win At Chess playlist by GothamChess, videos on principles by RemoteChessAcademy, opening videos by thechesswebsite, etc.
Building up a solid principle foundation will give rapid improvement at uour level
After i reached 2900
like it fr is a word?
It's common
O that reminds me i forgot to finish danya's endgame playlist
ninja what
2100s be like
Ight tysm imma try them out
Sup chess nerds
As expected... ima try get stalemated
its a bot bro ur chance is zero
Played this and the opponent just resigned
avoid blitz and bullet
ima rematch this sh wait
Do tactics training and learn how to make threats
you should try leelaqueenodds
Sniper bishop
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
i do it?
Anyone wanna play with me ๐ฅบ
i play classic game

where do i find the book?
Bro i am also new
I can't believe it
But i somehow got my first ever brilliant move
Like yesterday
Whats the move here?
Check out this #chess game: Xhaamidd vs champion1536 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/140541214878
































































1. e4 e5 2. d4 Nc6 3. dxe5 Nxe5 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. Bf4 Qe7 6. Nf3 Nxf3+ 7. Qxf3 d6 8. Bg5 d5 9. Nxd5 Qxe4+ 10. Qxe4+ Nxe4 11. [O-O-O] Nxf2 12. Nxc7#
Cool
brill in 600 elo?
you mistakenly played or calculation? : )
Tbh it was luck but I'll take it
The castle was i think calculation
WHAT
Castle and the knight taking the pawn
want you play one game in chess.com?
J only a small game
5 mn?
u know that brilliant moves are relative? like for example the evaluation shows great move if ure high rated and shows brill if ure low
K
K I dm privately
i don't know what k means, I speak Spanish but I'm learning English
h
ok
Anyone want to play chess?
it means okay which is agreement
Chess
okayโ> ok โ> k
Ok boomer
im esl as well
"If you have mate in 1, find a better move"- Gari Kaparo
thanks
garry chess, inventor of chess
Who invented chess
Creator , maker, founder, inventor, birther of chess
Gary kakspafrov the mother of chess
some Persian dude
Chat where i can review my games for free
... Isn't it garrychess, ?
Garry chess was Persian
No
heeeeey everyone
wow arjun on chess streaming 2 vc
ur nebie is here
real
OMG IT SACRIFICIED THE BISHOP
Analyse Chess games for free.
not really ur bishop is just hanging
No
also ur rook is pinned its just cooked
kidding lol
what
Yes
lichess supremacy
ok
Lichess one is to be honest better but I understand the differences
who can play now
Where is whites advantage here i keep losing my d pawn and then just having an iqp in an endgame but apparently white is better
lets one game
whats the move here
Resign
yes cooked
I dont understand how to analyse Iichess but ill try
Ne5?
Bg5?
can u guys find the move here
that background is literally CatAteMcD
I feel like u have pressure on f7 as well as potentially c7 in this position sorry itโs worse when I donโt actually play but those are the two targets I see
Ah yes Nd7 bring a piece into the attack
Ye Qf6 works ig
Sac the rook on f3
Wait what Arjun Erigaisi???
bru i cant find that lichess qr code image and i think the mods deleted all the ones i sent here
I thought ab this too but I donโt think we are in time yet
fake arjun ๐ญ
Ya ur right
e5 protected as balls
it's not that easy tbh. i probably wouldn't find it in a game
Hard to continue after that
YO WHAT
would probably play bc7 or something
Nahhh magnus tripping
What
WTF WAS THAT
magnus mouseslipped ๐
hello
Magnus muscle
GUYS WE ARE ABT TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE
He def slammed table
Misclik
Thats Manganous Carsen
LESS GO GUYS GG
Queen fell over
hey mouseslipping bro
its just some super brilliant i swear
Anyone up for chess?
No
After rook takes itโs just losing
no no he is super gm
guys
its brilliant
now slam the table
i wonder how u survive to the end of game
Rip
Can you belive that I won a game in only 2 MOVES
Cap
ye
yoooooooooo]
I only 1
g1=Q Rf1 Rf2 then premove gng
lol show it then
U proved me wrong
GUYS I DID THE UNTHINKABLE
Why did the play that move
I BECAME HIKARU
I think he forgot that he was in blitz lol
lol
it's a bullet trap
It was misclick Mabye
THIS IS GOING TO THE HISTORY BOOKS
Some kind of London system
or maybe
LOL
ยฝ
ยฝ

sry i only have 0
THIS IS HUGE W
ok that's crazy
LOL
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here you go 1 move
I always get farm in 10 sec time mode 
BRO THIS POINT IT WAS JUST A ROOK VS QUEEN AND 1 PAWN
guess the eval: impossible edition
hey lads is the vienna gambit is a solid gambit?
ok but that's bullet now try blitz
+2
thats exactly my animoji
2100s
Lower
mine changed but I haven't changed my discord pfp lol
so do you win a game with 2 move on bullet and blitz
+4,21
on bullet no (because those sucks for me)
show it bro
hi
Yeah it only works if you are like low elo or smth
i really need some coaching
hello
Js dont blunder and make every move a reasonable or a good move
ok good im done
Just beat my IT teacher in chess, I don't think I have ever felt so good after a chess game
Sup
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โโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโ copy and paste him in
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cringe
wdym your done๐ญ
textwall
he looks he needs therapy
bro surviving a rook v queen against magnus bot is possible
true
Wsp
Bob is malnourished
true
random analysis website scam me
also it was just lost
getting boiled from no ac
Wdym Iโm lost 
its like 29ยฐ indoors its legit hotter inside than outside
survive against best endgame when on endgame lmao
any underrated openings for both white and black as a 1300
Vietnamese last name
oof that sucks
where i can close/delete my acc?
hi judit
i always wanna do that once i lose like 2 games in a row
heya
just break some rules and u get account delete your welcome
trust donโt delete
I just lost 144 elo I dont wanna do this anymore
hyd
Whenever you tilt PLAY THROUGH THE TILT
its frustating by saying the less
its going to cause insane amounts of pain
that's nothing ๐
eh doin okay wby?
bro steal CatAteMcD background ๐คฎ
Only 72 elo tilt smh
hi
hi
im doing well with coaching and stuff, still scared af to play a rated blitz game tho ๐ญ
i'll try to play a last game
lol is it otb?
u peak sitting?
if i lose, gb
online ๐ my blitz otb is actually locked lol maybe until next year
i need this attitude fr
icy quick 10-0 adoption in 10s unrated?
bad thing to consider lol
1 gigabytes
gamblers mindset 
oh whats wrong with online then xd
1% skill 99% gamble
Good morning
nah js faith
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back to 1350 ๐ซก
welcome back
my hometown wifi is shit and im actually scared to farm some 2100s back to 2700 ๐ญ
99% of gamblers quit before hitting big fr๐บ
Thats last name look like girl name
first time in my life that im scared of green flower
What
ahh then take a break until u return lol
Morning
2100 here
i'll beat his ass today and show you you have nothing to be scared of
Rated no balls
bro fym lol last name is like uhh the first thing in your name like mines vu ๐
my hands are twitching ๐ญ cant really resist
hihi where do I create a student profile lol
who is mines vu
create an alt
I know that feeling tho
๐ trolling atp
I have like 3 1 already
Who has the best brilliancy?
well im playing rapid
calming my adhd ahh ass so far
might get to 2400 next week tbh 
bro please type some real words not short words my brain aint brainding because im asian
I play daily when my wifi's tweaking ๐
well its your family name bro like tran is not specifically a girls family name it could be either male or female
Ill ping you there
Can you do 8 dollars?
I wanna learn from you
hm
depends
but im being underpaid bro I might hook it up to 15 soon
Shit economy
fr ๐ญ
Well my broke ahh aint affording 15 ๐
As a vietnamese i corfirm is female name
well I could do 10 for now im planning to do 15 in the school year but if you start now I could keep it at 10
nah then some of my friends are gay bro
I am a vietnames myself too 
How you gonna coach if you dont know openings
rip
Day 10 of bongflower posting a random image with no text
I dont need to know openings lol theres a thing called youtube
yes theyre are, bad luck for them is Vietnamese
The chess speaks for itself
Anyone 1600+ down for a match?
So ur just gonna tell people to watch YouTube videos ๐ญ
What opening is best in ur opinion
10 bucks for that? smh
tbh ye I dont wanna scam ppl out of it lol
I coach for 20 an hour and have been told I should charge more but im a nice guy
I am a very good teacher
unreal
instead of spending time learning it with me they could just watch some videos and imma clear some stuff up if needed
not hard to learn an opening these days 
I let my students message me games and positions they need help with in between lessons
I kinda give them the full package deal
well I do for half the price 
๐
The full youtube collection
Maybe when im older I will adopt a 3 year old Nigerian orphan and train him on the bonglord repertoire and make him a gm
ngl @amber needle I think your question is kinda vague like what do you want from your openings and as for white or black
I do very good coaching at my chess club. I am volunteering at a chess club so I get a "5 euro coupon" for 40 hours of coaching. I feel Iam being used ๐ ๐คฃ
cmon ๐ญ
Bruh
Watch gothamchess vro
Gotham is ass
Sounds like child labour no?
might aswell be doing ts for free
Not if ur volunteering but you better milk that shit on resumes
!link
does anyone here know how to use excel
I put it on my resumebut its still really bad IMO
Nope
๐
What do u need help with
still I might consider doing a lesson for 8/hour just for you @amber needle but well have to see
bros making less than the temu employees
Bro getting desperate
Honesly I feel getting used for that price ...
because YOU ARE
ye im kinda running behind on kpi this week gotta get the numbers
how can i get rid of those like horizontal lines ifykwim
Delete them
.
HOW
im good for next week tho
should be fine
Like just merge the cells
By deleting them
Hey all
merge cells smh
Table design โ> banded rows
How do the 1800's and up make this game look so easy?
Wait lemme get the ui
1800s are bad fr
ik how to do that
Except batter he's quite good
They play a lot
A lot of time playing
bro... im only 200 max hahaha
What's ur rating
and I cant figure out how to get better
Iโm buns
Puzzles
I'm 210
nrn
Watch aman's hambletons building habits series
U should be wondering how 1000s think
but cells go up and down you cannot merge them ๐ญ
get a coach maybe ?
else just watch some yt vids lol you will need them
im gonna try itt
Puzzles are easy, but up against real people or 900 elo bots I get destroyed
They dk what they talking ab
Some dude gave steps
merge the BIG ones ta the top
Yeah, im watching youtube, cant afford a coach
This dude
Solving puzzles will help you improve the most
@orchid sedge
learn some shit about openings and do puzzles on lichess + dont throw your pieces and then you should be fine
i cannot find it im on google sheets ๐
One of my main problems is, I get tunnel vision trying to protect a piece and then next thing I know, im mated
Bruh u said excel
Then why did u ask excel ahh
That's why you should solve puzzles
I use libre calc anyways
uhhhhhh ye i shouldnt
I'm in your sheets
i wish
WHAT THE HELL
I JOINED A TOURNAMENT, AND IT KEPT GIVING ME A NEW MATCH LIKE EVERY 3 MINUTES FOR SOME REASON SO I WAS PLAYING LIKE 5 MATCHES AT ONCE. I LEFT THE TOURNAMENT AND IT KEPT GIVING ME OPPONENTS
AND THEYRE ALL LIKE UNDER 300 ELO OPPONENTS AND NOW I JUST LOST 170 ELO WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING
Puzzles will help with your board vision along with just playing the game
Yeah, I do puzzles everyday
NOOOOOOOO THATS LIKE A YEAR OF WORK
excuse me?
W
I hate Excel more than fischer hated chess fr
:3
merge cells
Also, why does lichess say im 1777 when im playing bots? Is that just a normal thing for lichess?
Granted im using mobile app for it
cells up and down bro ๐ญ
This would group them tg dumbahh
that is your rating
Merge them vro
Aint no way
you can do that too
goodbye
"Cells don't merge , they divide "
Some biologist
wdym no way
LMAO
We had to do like certifications for it in hs
but then there wont be like interchangable colors
this actually aint funny im actually crying rn
and theres no chess.com support i can contact
I skipped biology class
Im 135 on chess.com
this game is bugging bro
I know excel despite never gonna need to use it prob
cap cap cap cap
like i want there to bee
You can contact them no?
U can't have both u must sacrifice one
on the website
Whats the best website to practice puzzles except cc , lichess , chesstempo
i did not think 135 lc was possible
gigabytes say goodbye to you rest in peace
idk how
U said all the good ones
Yeah, my brain works faster than my hands sometimes hahaha so I typed the wrong thing.
He wants to merge cells but both cells should have different colours even after merging
but its so dumb
You just named all the good options
this guy did it somehow
legit type contact chess support on Google
That isnโt fixed
ask Gemini AI
We had excel for a bit and I hated it so much
i see i have this problem too sometimes
its all articles, and bots
and it gives the link it
What pls help me am also searching for this
@orchid sedge do u have woodpecker method puzzles pgn?
Who wants to take me under their wing? ๐
Are u his classmate or smth
I think can get staff to look at it
Our program was like. Basically u did stuff and then the app would check mark once u did it right
Nope I don't know him even
But some of the requirements were sooooo stingy and impossible to do
i have the physical book only
:// ill try
Idk what we did but I hated every second of it
So u setup position on board ? , I have pdf of book
Excel is so pmo
True
no i just do it from the book
Never been a big fan of sheet organization
whattt
can you use dark mode?
๐ฆ๐ฎhow do u visualise while seeing solution those lines tricky ones ?
wdym ๐ญ
Manter is decent at chess
@flat grail
How much have u done ? , did u see some improvement in you?
im halfly decent
And I suck at coordinates so much ๐ญ๐ฅฒ
idk i started doing positional book and i only did first 25 now
I used to struggle with them too
Woodpecker 2?
Positional you mean second edition?
i did first 350 from the first book like a year ago but they were too hard and i gave up kinda
Then how do you read books?
yee, woodpecker 2
Physical board
It's better than 1?
It's different
Have you done this book
A few exercises
What is a book dawg
Wagwan
its a boook based on positional concepts, first edition is based on tactics and pattern recognition]
You get used to coordinates over time I promise
hii flan
Flan killed the chat again๐
hyd
Especially if u talk about chess here you can learn coordinates
I kill chat at the same frequency I murder kids with the Birdโs Opening
@mint adder did you get 2700
Is 6 years not enough ๐
hi peasants
Tbf I can't visualize shit in my head
Yeah thatโs prob the issue then
FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES I CANNOT REMOVE SOME FUNNY LINES IN GOOGLE'S EXCEL IM GONNA LOSE MY DAMN MIND
I can visualize well
.
@mint adder i'll here you said i was gettin banned in a week
Coordinates I usually just mess up because the board is flipped tho
are you using woodpecker excel PGN?
here i am more stronger than ever
Some condition called aphantasia where I can't visualize anything in my head
youโre just an alt but ok
peasant
Hi
send me your Google account details I'll do it for you
you thrown vile accusations on me
I'm 2698 ๐ญ
@mint adder you called me a cheater
Jokes on YOU
Why is flan calling ppl crodie ๐ญ
nonono
oki, check dms
potato potato chips
Checkmate 
๐
after further consideration I consider you an alt
@mint adder answer me peasant fool
or a 8yo prodigy who discovered chess last month
God knows who are you and I canโt be bothered
LOL
Howโd you get to that level?
40000 hours ๐ญ
You don't want to be this good 
let me farm you
Just go bro imma play in open
I play U15 anyways you arenโt gonna get to me
You nerds too weak for me to actually aura farm
Are some chess games decided based on rook open files and a race to the seventh or second?
womp womp
I didn't get it yet
@mint adder would you like to play some bullet now?
why not peasant
Good question but yes your rooks are stronger there so I would recommend doing that but don't get attacked while your attacking lol
Society is collectively forgetting about the word rekt
because iโm a peasant
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beating you would be joyful
You're too weak bro
Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
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hi
Not worth my time
and iโm not the one to grant joy
what the vegemite.
would you wed me?
im higher than u in rapid/otb standard/rapid/blitz
in ultrabulelt too
stop dodging wyl
I have played in 1 and only 1 event 
i have played in only one blitz event too :>
Iโve just realized that im usually stuck defending my pawns while my opponent has placed both his rooks in my second rank
no thanks
How much tactics should I do to move further am stuck on 1500 rapid and which mode easy hard normal hardest
What's your online rapid then
I'm counting on you beat this dymbass coach
its way more aura if you screenshot the places from 9 to 16
nah im not beating my brother
hes a good coach
irrelevant asses
(pay me 5bucks as commission wyl)
he's not a good coach
will be interesting to see how bullet brawl affects the leaderboard
Yes cuz by doing that you can't counter attack him so he has a massive advantage
bro has more games than penguin
@tired bane lowkey trash, you gotta farm Bortnyk or something
wyl wtf we know each other since 2 years
Guess the elo of this guy
Learn these simple tricks and become 1600+ in no time
are you playing the brawl?
of course not
actually more than 3 yrs wyl
why
๐
id lose like 400 rating LOL
bortnyk is stronger i think
bro knew him since he was a newborn
you might get in top three
someone gift me premium i need to play bullet brawl ong
0% chance
you're 3200 my guy
Bruh just get a title
I. Blocked that bitch tbh
you underestimate yourself
So you recommend trading the very last minor or queen yourself so youโd have the next move free to claim the second or seventh?
when i play 1 min in pool im 2750
sponsor me like 3 otb tmts
maybe lower
Idk i havent played in a while
how did you get to 3200 then
aura
actually 4 incase i mess up
did you farm peasants?
or just sponsor me a trip for australia so i get free title
Yessir it depends on the position also but yes I would do that in general
You'd first need to change your federation to australia yeah
Lmaooo bro I just
i can change to australia then change back to another one right
In my head I thought โIโll sponsor it for the alt titled acc u could makeโ ๐ญbut that breaks like every rules
you dont have residency or citizenship here so gl with that
moms don't play chess
hes gonna be titled soon too tho
Okay thank you, anymore advice for 1200. Im done blundering super basic moves at this rating
stop asking for advices
Well I can't be too like specific but imma just say that you needa learn a bit more on how to convert and win via tactics
If you are stuck then I could help, 1200ish -1700ish elo is a good elo range to get a coach
Hi guys
Not everyone is that good bro
100
Some could make it some couldnt
1200-1700s could just watch danyas speedrun vids and reach 2k
like no cap
and increase their english vocab in the process too
U can do just about everything by urself to 2000 at least but coaches always have helped players regardless of level
Im the tacticacool master of disaster, I made a brilliant sacrifice last night and my opponent declined so I found a second brilliant sacrifice which my opponent must take this time since Iโd check mate him
You can't just say that lol if it was that ez you could just get to 2700 by watching speed running vids
sadly danya hasnt done a speedrun series to 2700
When 4000 speedrun
Actually very nice tactic for your elo keep it up and you could reach higher
What if I just watched it and played the same games danya did so Iโd win each one and be 2700
simple as tbh
Lol
tbh just get a girl and live life
I'm living life lol
Thank you bro, but my opponents are noticing my tricks
Ppl heee talk about chess like it takes their family and friends away from them
to what elo did he do his series
I fr only play chess when im bored asf
i was enjoying the rain today for like 1-2 hours
thats what u call living life frfr
2200 if i remember correctly
chess actually does something like that to people
nah it had to be higher
it was rapid
@sudden roost Gang why is โSkibidi Fortniteโ in your
playlist
I see its not all the time that you could do tactics but just try forcing them and maybe your op will crack
even i quit rapid after 2200
I hadn't played for more than 4 hours this week I think
nah wyl
Yeah but itโs a board game
If u feel mentally anguished in other places because of a board game ur head isnโt in the right place anyways
Ramen is NOT so bad

