💬〡chess-talk

[unreal steppe]

i don’t get the joke because my chess knowledge is far too limited

lets me be honest 😭

[nimble arch]

the only joke was my name lol

[unreal steppe]

ohhh I see it now

[mint adder]

Saw the kid writing the time spent so I tried copying and realized shit was useless

[nimble arch]

I DESTORYED FLANCHESS

[mint adder]

[sudden roost]

who said that in the comments

[unreal steppe]

I’m a better nickname

[mint adder]

NO CLICKBAIT 100% REAL #freerobux #real #nocap #srs #chess

[slow folio]

nah useless shit

[nimble arch]

[insert thumbnail of flan crying in a black and white screen while also adding blunders and brilliant icons]

[sudden roost]

the other comment

[mint adder]

LMAOOA

[honest copper]

😭😭😭

[slow folio]

(even Vidit wrote it and sh- I couldn’t even see any of his handwritting)

[mint adder]

good luck

[honest copper]

they’re broke bro

[unreal steppe]

don’t forget to add temu magnus somewhere in the thumbnail

[nimble arch]

LOL YOU PLAYED JKAO FROM THE SERVER LOL

[sudden roost]

wait im on another video 💔

[nimble arch]

fr

[slow folio]

I even wrote down the moves when it was a fricking 15+10 match 💀

[tired bane]

notation in vietnamese uses different letters right? or do most ppl in vietnam just use standard QBNRK for notation

[slow folio]

I realized that was a bad decision

[tired bane]

cap

[unreal steppe]

one time I recorded a 1+0 match and lost on time, 40 seconds remaining for my opponent

btw I was up 10 points of material

[slow folio]

what the frick 💀

[nimble arch]

very readable, 10/10

[scarlet arrow]

a

[nimble arch]

if somone does it in print, they arent a human

[mint adder]

Yes

Queen = Hậu = H
Bishop = Tượng = T
Knight = Mã = M
Rook = Xe = X

[nimble arch]

like unrionically its a 10/10

[tired bane]

ohh ok

[slow folio]

uh sometimes yeah it would be:
T-bishop
M-Knight
X-Rook
H-Queen
V-King

[mint adder]

so e4 e5 Mf3 Mc6 Tc4 Tc5 O-O

[nimble arch]

we have really low standards for handwriting

[slow folio]

King also

[unreal steppe]

in their dash to flag me, they blundered their queen, then promoted to a queen, and lost that queen too, and then traded a bishop for two pawns

[scarlet arrow]

damn horsey is chinese

[patent patrol]

Ass

[tired bane]

interesting the n ames of the pieces are similar to in chinese
like hou, xiang, ma, che

[scarlet arrow]

who's the third mf

[slow folio]

when I first read about the chess’s book written in Vietnam, I had no idea tf is Mf3, Tf4 bla bla

[plush siren]

Hallo

[unreal steppe]

different languages use different notations, like french uses something else as well

[nimble arch]

bro what its really readable

its like twice as good as my hendwriting

[unreal steppe]

hi copycat

[patent patrol]

im English second language and i call my rooks torres

Torres is such a better name

[kindred crypt]

do you guys think i can get to 2000 by the end of the year

[unreal steppe]

delete your discord account now or change your pfp (this isn’t an overreaction)

[plush siren]

Bruv what

[nimble arch]

Im not a psychic

[scarlet arrow]

your current rating being

[kindred crypt]

but you are

[unreal steppe]

this isn’t my alt guys

[tired bane]

no

[kindred crypt]

1504

[nimble arch]

I sitll dont see just chatting 2

[scarlet arrow]

then no

[mint adder]

Gonna play now cya

[kindred crypt]

you are actually just straight up hating

[scarlet arrow]

[kindred crypt]

smh

[unreal steppe]

wdym

[scarlet arrow]

actually it's possible but difficult

[unreal steppe]

in twitch?

[tired bane]

did you want validation or smth

prove the haters wrong chief

[unreal steppe]

what are you rn

[tired bane]

i hope you get there

[scarlet arrow]

there you see it now

[nimble arch]

ok I see it

[scarlet arrow]

[kindred crypt]

i wanted advice but it seems to me i just have to lock in myself

[tired bane]

you didn't ask for advice

[kindred crypt]

1500

[tired bane]

you asked a stupid question

[nimble arch]

OK WE GOT IT

[unreal steppe]

yeah probably 1504 if you lock in and or this one is your new account

[kindred crypt]

i did not do that you're right i just lied

[unreal steppe]

and your old account was 2000+

[scarlet arrow]

[kindred crypt]

but i was curious if it was possible

[unreal steppe]

or if you just tilted 500 elo

[tired bane]

of course it is possible

[unreal steppe]

then u can regain it

[kindred crypt]

i've had this account for like 2-3 years

[buoyant warren]

ok why is this wallows bot play 2000 elo above its actual elo

[unreal steppe]

i’ve had my account for like 6-7 years

just never used it seriously before last year

[paper zenith]

top o' the morning chat!

how's everyone's elo today?

[unreal steppe]

gm british person

[unreal steppe]

very poor, hbu?

[kindred crypt]

i saved itt from going under 1500 today so it's very well

[unreal steppe]

i have a feeling she’s not gonna reply

potentially a discord bot 🛣️

[kindred crypt]

ive have not been to an irl chess tournament since i was a little baby

[unreal steppe]

🛣️📉

[patent patrol]

most sane discord user

[kindred crypt]

even then i don't remember anything

[unreal steppe]

thank you

[buoyant warren]

🛣️ cupertino emoji

[north ocean]

Ok im not gonna do them all but i got a few wrong lol

[patent patrol]

why does everyone here think everyone else is robots

[paper zenith]

awh sad. not bad tbh

[unreal steppe]

motorway emoji

[tired bane]

his handwriting is not hard to read

[paper zenith]

yayy

[kindred crypt]

it tends to be something incredibly common on discord

[north ocean]

Ok? I know

[unreal steppe]

righting over it in a light obscure color is so bad 😭

[patent patrol]

Dude locked in

[north ocean]

Well, im drawing with a mouse. It's very hard

[patent patrol]

I’ve never met a womanbot that said normal stuff to me on discord

[unreal steppe]

do you have a phone

[north ocean]

Yes but im on pc

its way easier to snip it

[unreal steppe]

wait what type of minecraft do you play? bedrock or java?

[north ocean]

on phone that wouldve taken me 40 minutes to do

[shadow spear]

bro i lit cant even type anything here about the convo cuz its always some different shi every time i get here, and but the time i read the previous messages its on some different topic damn

[unreal steppe]

wdym?

[paper zenith]

both lol

[north ocean]

on pc, you just open snip tool, crop the image, then u draw over it, first thing that comes up is the marker

[patent patrol]

try to keep up bub.

[shadow spear]

why are we talking abt minecraft now 😭

[unreal steppe]

on ios you can zoom in and markup without actually cropping the image permanently

[north ocean]

on phone, u have to screenshot, crop, open settings/photos, open drawing tool, zoom in

[shadow spear]

impossible

[unreal steppe]

which more or mainly though?

[kindred crypt]

well ai is getting crazy these days

[shadow spear]

bro screenshotting now?

[kindred crypt]

do not do that shit you will fail horribly

[shadow spear]

ai?

[unreal steppe]

WE’RE not, I am (to one person)

[north ocean]

Ya its tough

[kindred crypt]

please get a tablet

[patent patrol]

Ur just sayin stuff

[north ocean]

Used to have one lol

[shadow spear]

same thing

[paper zenith]

bedrock bc java is overrated

[kindred crypt]

that's not true

[patent patrol]

We are all robots ur probably a robot

[kindred crypt]

what happened to it

[patent patrol]

How do I know ur not a robot dude lmk.

[unreal steppe]

frr, do you play frequently?

[north ocean]

ya ik but if u dont want it to dissapear or mess up u shuld save it after screenshot then go into photos

[kindred crypt]

my flesh bleeds for elo

[scarlet arrow]

brr brr

[patent patrol]

Express ur most heartfelt desires to me in this chess chat.

[north ocean]

Water damage

[unreal steppe]

that’s the sound of the police brr brr that’s the sound of the police

[shadow spear]

holdup do u guys get muted if ur not on topic with the gc?

[scarlet arrow]

patapim

[shadow spear]

or the channel

[unreal steppe]

no.

[patent patrol]

Sometimes

Depends on how bad

[north ocean]

Yes. By the mute monsters.

[unreal steppe]

i hate you now bastman. this isn’t the time for italian brainrot

[scarlet arrow]

[kindred crypt]

i will sacrifice 17 clowns for 200+ elo just as patrick maholmes did for the chiefs to win the super bowl the previous year

[unreal steppe]

aren’t you like 20? 🥀

[scarlet arrow]

I have the ref dw

[unreal steppe]

just put the fries in the bag

[shadow spear]

cuz usually the servers abt like games and shi do that

[unreal steppe]

okay not funny

[north ocean]

this chat is normally weenie hut juniors

[paper zenith]

eh depends

[shadow spear]

yo why does my name have gm on the side of it

[scarlet arrow]

we do that too

[unreal steppe]

would you like to play minecraft with me sometime though?

[scarlet arrow]

and there's a nice channel for off topic thingies

[unreal steppe]

bro no one plays mcpe anymore

[paper zenith]

gm mr mod

[scarlet arrow]

gm unknown creature

[north ocean]

Because you have the title now! Congrats!

[scarlet arrow]

[unreal steppe]

he’s not mr mod he’s mrs mod

get it right smh

[paper zenith]

help

[shadow spear]

honorary gothamchess gm title ahh

[nimble arch]

Bro I cannot see my mouse when screensharing

[scarlet arrow]

help what

[shadow spear]

not quite there yet

[nimble arch]

why

[north ocean]

Grand Mother title

[unreal steppe]

why are girls always like “help” “stop” “😭😭” “shut up” when they’re laughing

[paper zenith]

i did?

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/140598165096 this nis legit the only bullet game i'm proud of today

[unreal steppe]

like excuse me what

[frosty peak]

IasFisher (1448) vs. ChiefSosaLOVESchess (1487)

Move List

1. Nf3 c6 2. g3 d5 3. Bg2 Nf6 4. c3 Bg4 5. d4 Nbd7 6. O-O e6 7. Re1 Bd6 8. Nbd2 Qc7 9. a3 h5 10. Rb1 h4 11. b4 h3 12. Bh1 Nh5 13. Ne5 Nxe5 14. dxe5 Bxe5 15. Nf3 Bd6 16. c4 Nxg3 17. fxg3 Bxg3 18. hxg3 Qxg3+ 19. Kf1 h2 20. Nxh2 Bh3+ 

[unreal steppe]

can we ban albert

[north ocean]

cause theyre 14

[scarlet arrow]

😭 😭 be me too

[paper zenith]

whats wrong with that lol

[scarlet arrow]

but whatever

[nimble arch]

im rob topping

[unreal steppe]

you are NOT 14

[north ocean]

Oh I didnt know you were a girl my b

[scarlet arrow]

and I'm rob stark

[unreal steppe]

??? what are you saying pixel

[unreal steppe]

i think you’re both high

[scarlet arrow]

nuh uh

[mortal bronze]

he's
mrs

[north ocean]

Rob topping is topping as Rob

[unreal steppe]

did you find my shroom collection pixel and bastman

[scarlet arrow]

@paper zenith what do you need

[mortal bronze]

ok lol

[scarlet arrow]

[paper zenith]

not exactly accurate

[nimble arch]

im geometing and jumping

[north ocean]

idk the answer to that, youd have to ask the creator of female psyche

[paper zenith]

all I wanted to say was good morning bruh

[scarlet arrow]

but you said help

[unreal steppe]

where did my messages go 😔

[north ocean]

they want you to help them have a good morning

[scarlet arrow]

backrooms

[unreal steppe]

you forgot this one hahaha

[scarlet arrow]

I don't have that power

[north ocean]

yes you do!

[scarlet arrow]

[mortal bronze]

that's just how young people talk

[north ocean]

believe in yourself beastman

[unreal steppe]

“i got the power”

[paper zenith]

help bc I don't wanna be an unknown creature 💀

[nimble arch]

answer in off topic

[scarlet arrow]

well uh

[scarlet arrow]

you're unknown for now

[mortal bronze]

what's gd? geometry dash?

[north ocean]

How you all doing tonight

[unreal steppe]

am I unknown

[nimble arch]

yes

[scarlet arrow]

less

[unreal steppe]

sighs in unc

[north ocean]

unc is such a weird thing to say

[unreal steppe]

I know

[north ocean]

in the late 90s and early 2000s it meant something else

[unreal steppe]

but I have to keep up with the trends or I’ll get canceled

[mortal bronze]

as a 30 year old, i agree

[tranquil basin]

😭😭ik bro u don’t have to remind me, this is what 6 months of no chess does to someone

[unreal steppe]

yeah it meant uncle

[north ocean]

Yes.

Thats what it meant.

[unreal steppe]

my parents back then still called older people unc, they were ahead of their time

[tranquil basin]

Bet, how can I help

[nimble arch]

prep

[north ocean]

Did they watch xQc too

[scarlet arrow]

bro's too nice

[unreal steppe]

yes in the womb

[scarlet arrow]

why ain't you greedy and make people pay btw ?

[nimble arch]

pretty sure he already played his first match btw

[north ocean]

Theyre probably Rizzlers

[tranquil basin]

@mint adder yooo hoo

[scarlet arrow]

do you have that much time to waste ?

[tranquil basin]

😭idk i just enjoy chess

[scarlet arrow]

I mean, it's not 100% waste

[north ocean]

Because I am just a chess encyclopedia and want to share my knowledge

[nimble arch]

hes 15

[scarlet arrow]

but still

😭

[tranquil basin]

So if I can help someone improve it’s a success for me asw

[nimble arch]

ofc he has time

[scarlet arrow]

oh that explains it

[kindred crypt]

Oh, you are awake

[paper zenith]

W coach

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-margin-awake-marginskyrim-gif-20155428

[tranquil basin]

Yeah but explaining chess to someone who can understand me a bit is super fun

[unreal steppe]

I make people pay, because knowledge is too valuable to put a price tag on, but my lessons aren’t: $100/minute. Take it or leave it (the latter isn’t an option you can survive)

[kindred crypt]

Can we go on DMs

[nimble arch]

he still looks older than me

[tranquil basin]

It’s like seeing me from my coaches perspective again

[north ocean]

Is ur username based after the top 10 open womens super grandmaster judit polgar? @paper zenith

[unreal steppe]

oh no

[scarlet arrow]

ofc

[mortal bronze]

[paper zenith]

yes omg

[north ocean]

Do you know she is the only woman to ever beat magnus in an otb game

[paper zenith]

i thought it'd be pretty obvious but maybe not

[north ocean]

It is obvious, but you never know.

[unreal steppe]

it wasn’t even for a full game, I only did it to win so it’s not even bad fr

[tranquil basin]

😄 lowkey in future I might charge for something like vcs

[unreal steppe]

oh my message went bye bye

[tranquil basin]

Cause I need to improve my streaming setup eventually

[unreal steppe]

no joking allowed 😔

[sudden roost]

soooo who has a lot of time on their hands and would like to analysis my game from 2015

[paper zenith]

yeahh

[unreal steppe]

I have time on my hands but not THAT much time

[north ocean]

What is the biggest upset in chess in the last 1-2 years for you ?

[mortal bronze]

i need to get you to teach me everything there is about chess before that happens

[sudden roost]

cmon u got this

[tranquil basin]

But probably teaching by text always gonna be free or super low cost

[unreal steppe]

i’m too old for this, soon enough I’ll be putting down my first payment on my mortgage (I’m a minor)

[paper zenith]

i mean agreed you gotta do smth for a living

[mortal bronze]

really? maybe because he doesn't play women that much

[north ocean]

5head logic

[tranquil basin]

Cus for me to do vcs, means I need to schedule the time, 1 hr session etc

[sudden roost]

i will play 1 robux

[north ocean]

No youre right thats a good point

[slow folio]

when I saw this position in puzzle, I instantly got flashback of the first round of my school's tournament that I played as white and ended up exactly like this position (not sure abt the bishop on b3 and the knight at the kingside that I already developed) but still it's the same tactic when I push g7 and get the free rook

[sudden roost]

why are there so many coaches here

[unreal steppe]

you have yourself a deal

[tranquil basin]

Too much commitment for me unless Its worth my time

[slow folio]

he's already in his 2nd match 💀

[north ocean]

None can relate to 500s better than me.

[unreal steppe]

will that be cash or car miss

[sudden roost]

yes ty now get to work

[mortal bronze]

by text? yeah obviously. no one's really going to pay for text. people charge 10$ to 20$ per hour for vc session

[tranquil basin]

Na I could just live off of generational wealth but that’s not fun

[sudden roost]

car

[north ocean]

For me, the biggest chess upset in the past 1-2 year period, is Pia Cramling having a winning move after 5 hours of battling the womens world chess champion, and then missing it by playing in 1 second.

[paper zenith]

i better learn stuff from you before u turn stuff into premium /hj

[unreal steppe]

ok which make and model

[sudden roost]

and it would be mrs 🤓

[unreal steppe]

the shipping fee isn’t included btw

[tranquil basin]

Yeah, but ngl I feel like text for me is better, cus I don’t need to commit times, since I will be studying soon

[sudden roost]

1 robux

[unreal steppe]

oh my apologies mrs low elo

[sudden roost]

hurry up

[slow folio]

oh hey jamie

[sudden roost]

get to work!!

[unreal steppe]

woah hurrying up costs 5 robux

[nimble arch]

hello guys welcame back to another video

[mortal bronze]

i think i remember seeing the game she beat magnus. but it wasn't an official game. and she completely destroyed him in that game

[nimble arch]

today we will implode

[unreal steppe]

either my way or the highway (more robux)

[sudden roost]

fine 5 robux cmon

[north ocean]

In todays video

[nimble arch]

keboomm

[unreal steppe]

can I join

[north ocean]

Someone knows their stuff.

[tired bane]

theres not

[mortal bronze]

yeah makes sense

[tranquil basin]

🤣I mean I just start up random discussions about random things here, whether they are chess related or not depends on my mood and everyone else

[sudden roost]

i mean fake coaches

[tranquil basin]

Sup

[unreal steppe]

alright time remaining:
16:48:20

[north ocean]

Fake coaches? SMH

[sudden roost]

i will be waiting

[unreal steppe]

sounds good

[sudden roost]

can u coach me im 237

[north ocean]

What about all these fake 'GMs'

[north ocean]

Yes. Let's start with the ruy lopez. The best opening for 300s.

[unreal steppe]

2370*

[tranquil basin]

I mean most of the time if they tell u to go to dms they ain’t any good

[unreal steppe]

she’s 2000 elo

[paper zenith]

ohhh okay

[sudden roost]

okay awesome

teach me the ruy

[north ocean]

If she has money, she's 200 elo to me

[tranquil basin]

Knowledge is kinda free

[unreal steppe]

she’s my client

[patent patrol]

If he goes a6 GO BACKEARDS

[signal remnant]

weeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr

[north ocean]

No she asked me

[unreal steppe]

don’t steal brochacho

[north ocean]

How about I sue you over this

[unreal steppe]

that’s not very nice

i don’t accept

[north ocean]

You dont have to. This is america.

[unreal steppe]

i decline your suement

[kindred crypt]

@unreal steppe Don't think you are getting away from this

[unreal steppe]

ruh roh

/afk

[sudden roost]

im paying arrowchess to analysis my game and c80101859 to coach me

[tranquil basin]

Also ngl sometimes I just don’t want to coach someone who pisses me off

Like idk if that’s what coaches are supposed to do

[north ocean]

Okay, so the ruy lopez is named after Anna Cramlings father, Juan Lopez.

It begins with e4 e5.

[tranquil basin]

If I don’t like someone’s attitude like ehhhhhhhhh

[patent patrol]

can u give me like $10 as well

[tired bane]

thats because you "coach" purely for your own enjoyment

[sudden roost]

taking notes

[empty barn]

Small weird confession, I forgot the order of the alphabet when I was 8. And learnt it again from Chess..

[sudden roost]

what are u gonna do

[slow folio]

@tranquil basin in case you need to see Flan's first round

[tranquil basin]

True ig, that’s normal then.

[north ocean]

Now the point of e4 e5 is because you arent good enough to play d4 or c4

Alright, so next we develop the knights

[safe folio]

Viet spotted

[empty barn]

Love the handwriting.

[patent patrol]

Prolly buy flowers for my mom

[tranquil basin]

Is he playing doubles rounds or what? Is there a chess results

[signal remnant]

f4

[sudden roost]

help why did 7 year old me write better than ts (from 2015)

[paper zenith]

like sm1 who sucks at the game?

[slow folio]

idk, he might be playing his 2nd match

[tranquil basin]

My handwriting is worse, I can’t read it at all, I just remember the game

[empty barn]

It's optimal for chess.

[tranquil basin]

Yeah, some 500 elo who insists on doing openings

[north ocean]

Yall wanna see my mouse computer handwriting? I can actually make it half decent

[paper zenith]

koriii hii

[sudden roost]

no like want r u gonna do with me what do i get

[safe folio]

Hi

[tranquil basin]

It’s like flan is great for me to teach, or someone who’s interested

[empty barn]

Same, I just remember the strokes.

[sudden roost]

also nice getting ur mom flowers

[slow folio]

bcuz at that time you are learning to write and when you don't have to learn, you start writting fast and it would be not as good as usual?

[patent patrol]

Prolly just buy my mom flowers

[tranquil basin]

Also someone who asks questions, but not like super insistent,

[sudden roost]

awesome

[slow folio]

ofc it is.

[paper zenith]

basically all my irl friends. so true 💀

[sudden roost]

im interested analysis my game now

[paper zenith]

hruu

[signal remnant]

Batter

[safe folio]

Good hbu

[patent patrol]

Sup

[signal remnant]

i decline to coach u1200s chess.com

[tranquil basin]

😭 ngl I think 2000 elos are the best to teach, because I have so much to teach em, and they understand the game enough that they can evaluate relatively accurately for positions

[sudden roost]

i need a one time use disposable coach

anyone?

[paper zenith]

feeling grand, tyy

[tired bane]

whats your rating

[tranquil basin]

🤣most of the time I say so too

[tranquil basin]

2650 peak on main

[tired bane]

fide rating

[mortal bronze]

and exactly would you teach them?

[tranquil basin]

Been hard tilting tho, fell off to low 2500

[slow folio]

@tranquil basin when do you think I should start studying openings? (currently 1430s elo right now)

[tired bane]

and what username is that

[tranquil basin]

2200 peak now it’s super tilted maybe 2050 after I played in some super nasty tour

[paper zenith]

fair

[tranquil basin]

I don’t connect it for a reason

Even tho I rarely play on it now, only on streaming I still don’t want to leak it when I might use in future

We only get 2 titled accounts

[tired bane]

🗣️

[mortal bronze]

they won't give me trusted role without connecting my account wtf

[mortal bronze]

oooh

[tranquil basin]

Discuss positions, explain calculation thought process. Like how to speed up calculation or at least what works for me, also how to play over the board

[mortal bronze]

i didn't know that

[paper zenith]

im js barely above 1200 😭 what about me lol

[tired bane]

did you hit exactly 2200 live or smth

[tranquil basin]

Yeah 🤣🤣🤣

[north ocean]

this is drawn with a mouse

[tired bane]

lol

[signal remnant]

sure

[tranquil basin]

Immediately partied and dropped elo in Spain

The day I hit 2200 I partied till 4 am in Spain and next day lost like a chicken

[paper zenith]

phews

[sudden roost]

its amazing

now go coach me

[north ocean]

I did.

[tranquil basin]

Then I just kinda stoped playing for a bit cus I had to go back to school to study

[tired bane]

wdym you partied arent you 15

[north ocean]

Who is the creator of the ruy lopez? Pop quiz

[tranquil basin]

@slow folio yo can u send me flans game in dms I don’t wanna keep scrolling

[tranquil basin]

Okay look, just cus there’s no alcohol involved

Don’t mean I can’t like do random shit all night

[sudden roost]

roblox birthday party ✌️

[tranquil basin]

Of course my parents don’t know, they weren’t there

Went on a nonstop video game grind, just doing me things

[tired bane]

so there were no girls no drugs and no alcohol

[patent patrol]

LOL

[tranquil basin]

No bro I’m a 16 year old virgin

[mortal bronze]

[tired bane]

so you just sat by yourself in your room playing games until 4am and called it a party

[signal remnant]

shit

[patent patrol]

dude partied in Spain just watched YouTube and played Fortnite until 3am

[patent patrol]

Goated tbh

[tranquil basin]

Okay shhhhhh ur making it sound worse than it is

Like the next game was a morning round too

[hasty trench]

enzo maresca said hes gonna play chess against psg 😭 wtf

[tranquil basin]

I thought it was afternoon

[north ocean]

Who the fk is enzo maresca and psg

[tired bane]

youre so cool bro

[tranquil basin]

Accidentally Michael Jackson’ed one of my bishops

[tired bane]

?

[patent patrol]

Wrong color

[hasty trench]

⚽

[north ocean]

His bishop went hee hee and flopped

[tranquil basin]

Yk how Michael Jackson was a black guy trying to be a white man

My bishops switched colors in my mind

[north ocean]

Soccer?

[tranquil basin]

It’s like when u got that h pawn bishop endgame which is drawn

[patent patrol]

LOL Michael Jackson was not TRYING to BE a white man he had vitiligo

[mortal bronze]

wtf you did that the day before a game?

[tranquil basin]

Just Michael Jackson it when the guys in the toilet

[tranquil basin]

Bro I hit 2200 and got my title, it was an achievement

[mortal bronze]

wtf 😭

[hasty trench]

mhm

[north ocean]

Futbol americana

[tranquil basin]

Since then I been a slum cus I need motivation

[mortal bronze]

aah i see. you were celebrating

[tranquil basin]

Fr? What does that mean

[mortal bronze]

could have done that after the tournament smh

[tranquil basin]

No time like the present

[mortal bronze]

it's a condition

[balmy python]

do u need norms to be a cm or just rating points

[hasty trench]

i realize the higher I go in blitz the more I do sacrifices to win with time

[tired bane]

rating

[tranquil basin]

Rating

[patent patrol]

Vitiligo is a condition in which the melanin starts flaking off of ur skin aka Michael Jackson turned white over time

[north ocean]

You only need norms to be a grandmother

[mortal bronze]

a skin condition that made him change colors apparently

[tired bane]

wim im wgm gm

[tranquil basin]

Oh fr? Well that can apply to my situation asw

[hasty trench]

uhm 2000 elo in chess.com is approximately how much on fide?

[mortal bronze]

i get it

[tired bane]

1600-2000

[north ocean]

imagine being a woman who is a womans grandmaster and then becoming a grandmaster later on as a woman

[patent patrol]

No ur right I thought saying Michael Jacksoned was funny just he wasn’t tryna be white on purpose 😭

[tired bane]

?

[sudden roost]

why do i need norms to be a grandma

[proper root]

Yo

[sudden roost]

hi sun son

[north ocean]

Because Pia cramling is a grandmother, she'll kick your ass at chess.

[shut agate]

beat mr cheter on time lmaoooo

[tired bane]

no she's not LMAO

[hasty trench]

what do u need to become a master tho 😭

[north ocean]

Not yet

[tired bane]

cm is 2200

[tranquil basin]

Isn’t she? Or was she IM

[sudden roost]

i could prob beat her

[mortal bronze]

btw, are ims better or wgms?

[sudden roost]

in chess boxing

[north ocean]

Anna doesnt have kids. Shes not a grandmother

[tired bane]

name her grandchildren

[patent patrol]

She wasn’t a grandmother but she was a grandmaster

[hasty trench]

average 1900+ blitz game

[tired bane]

im

[north ocean]

She went toe to toe with the womens chess world champion who is like 2650 otb elo

[patent patrol]

Pia was a regular grandmaster but no grandchildren

[tranquil basin]

No, I mean the mom of cramling

[vocal musk]

i thought i blundered wtf

[tired bane]

yes, name her grandchildren

[patent patrol]

He said grandmother not grandmaster 😒

[tranquil basin]

Ohhhh u meant abt her being a grandma

[north ocean]

She looks like a grandma though

[patent patrol]

Wrong emoji but ya

[tranquil basin]

Nah she never becomes grandma cus cramling farms content

[north ocean]

Thats rude to want to box pia cramling

[patent patrol]

Ya but think ab her kid

[tranquil basin]

The day she becomes a mother is the day ppl stop watching if imma be fr

[mortal bronze]

how does one flag in a 10 minute game despite cheating...

[sudden roost]

its fair

[tranquil basin]

Also she kinda chopped irl shhhh u didn’t hear it from me

[mortal bronze]

aah ok

[north ocean]

She's like 120 kilos

[nimble arch]

no accusations 😦

[sudden roost]

wtf is a kilo 🤓

[north ocean]

sorry 60 kilos

[patent patrol]

120 kilos

[distant mulch]

Wo

[north ocean]

1/2 a lb

[tranquil basin]

It’s only fun with accusations

[sudden roost]

she weighs more than me ✌️

[patent patrol]

that’s like 255 pounds lmao

[distant mulch]

It's raining here a lots

[tranquil basin]

Like bro ppl talk about no accusations but that’s boring

Just accuse each other of random things

[north ocean]

Lmao, did the *2.2 the wrong way

[tranquil basin]

That’s the best way to go

[sudden roost]

omg check ur notifications

[tranquil basin]

Lowkey I just had a super interesting idea for my otb tournament r

[patent patrol]

ya kilos*2.2=lb

[north ocean]

yeah, or a lb is half a kilo for rough estimation

[tranquil basin]

Basically I pretend like I have an earpiece during the game

And talk to myself, like what do I do, knight e4???? Are you sure???

[north ocean]

I just mix them up sometimes @patent patrol

[patent patrol]

I can do it off my head because they teach nurses how to read metric system

[tranquil basin]

So the guy thinks I’m cheating and is just mentally crushed

@tired bane What do u think

The guy calls arbiter over to search me but finds nothing cus I’m just not cheating

And then when I sit back down I whisper super loudly

[cold kite]

aassup mfs

[patent patrol]

Just look behind you really quickly after every move and say “was that good?”

[sudden roost]

hi blueberry

[tranquil basin]

Phew they found nothing let’s go

[mortal bronze]

i don't see the idea lol

[north ocean]

well I can do all that too, Im just a blonde. lol. I remember having to convert moles to % w/v and %w/w that shit was a nuissance

[tranquil basin]

Like if I just do this, I will be the nastiest chess player ever

[patent patrol]

Yea it’s not hard I can just do it off my head

[tranquil basin]

I should write a book on this, Jamison Kao’s 78 nasty tricks

[cold kite]

nerdy

[patent patrol]

I can also play ches in my mind but it hurts

[signal remnant]

you're never becoming nastier than daniel

[north ocean]

from moles it's a bit hard, but luckily in the real world you get the solution made stock from the company

[cold kite]

ib dreams it kinda does

[tranquil basin]

True because I will probably never do em, but believe me I get super nasty ideas

[kindred crypt]

chess is ass i hate everything i need to hang myself

[scarlet arrow]

how to get kicked from an irl tournament

[tranquil basin]

It’s just cause my brain is too random

[scarlet arrow]

[mortal bronze]

don't say that

[patent patrol]

When I first got prescribed adderall I would wake up and beg not to go to sleep and dream about chess games and it would just start a new chess game

[tranquil basin]

They can prove nothing so they can do nothing 🤣🤣🤣

[signal remnant]

dont let daniel learn these from you... cause he would actually apply them

[patent patrol]

It was like Tetris effect

[tranquil basin]

Because I will comply to the searches

[patent patrol]

I had to have been sick or had a fever it was awful

[tranquil basin]

Like another idea is I just eat curry nonstop before the game

[north ocean]

that happens whenever you over-do something. I was not on medication and I did that with a moba.

[cold kite]

dam

[tranquil basin]

And just breathe in my opponents face

Or something super nasty

[signal remnant]

shit

[tranquil basin]

Just crush the guy, he just wants to resign and puke

[balmy python]

Sounds like a good way to get kicked in the shins under the table 😂

[cold kite]

Hi

[patent patrol]

Yeah it’s called the Tetris effect but I couldn’t stop

Just was bad

[tranquil basin]

No but then I can complain to arbiter the guy is kicking me

[north ocean]

Oh that's interesting I've never known it to have a name cool

[tranquil basin]

What is he gonna do, tell me to stop breathing?

[patent patrol]

It’s because ppl do it with Tetris specifically a lot

[sudden roost]

is ts a chemistry reference 🤓

[tranquil basin]

Super one sided

[north ocean]

reference? It's actual chemistry, or more specifically pharmaceutics. but nurses, etc., do it too

[tranquil basin]

I think if I do my nasty tricks my elo just goes up cause no one wants to play me

[cold kite]

this us offtopic but I have a crush on my the instructor

[sudden roost]

i hate chem

chem major 2028!!

[cold kite]

WHAT IT'S GOATED

[tranquil basin]

They all think. I play Jamison kao tmr fckkk the guy pulls up with some nasty trick all the time

[north ocean]

really?

[tranquil basin]

It’s a psychological advantage

[sudden roost]

yeah i shouldve done bio instead

[north ocean]

chemistry was the first time in my entire life that I found a point in school

I loved it

[mortal bronze]

i am curious, why does this work?

[cold kite]

L

[sudden roost]

not when u spend hours everyday studying

[patent patrol]

Ugh I hate science but I love medical science

[north ocean]

you will be taking alot of that too, dont worry

biochemistry will give you enough bio

[signal remnant]

narsty

[sudden roost]

i love all my bio classes but omg i hate chem sm

[tranquil basin]

I get all kinds of super nasty ideas tho, I’m just like that

[north ocean]

I hate math but love science

[tranquil basin]

Like I will never do em, but my brain is too random

[patent patrol]

Yall don’t understand I act like an idiot in the chess.com discord server but I am medically trained and educated it’s awesome

[north ocean]

I dont think the'yre mutually exclusive

[tranquil basin]

Same bro, I’m not this restarted irl

Actually I am sorta

[sudden roost]

im shedding hair am i dying

[patent patrol]

girlll stop killing those split ends with the straightener

[north ocean]

youre majoring in chem and u hate it? youre throwing ur degree down the toilet

[sudden roost]

only for med school

[tranquil basin]

It’s like there’s another trick but this is more on the board trick

[north ocean]

Oh, then you arent

[signal remnant]

Extra crispy.

[tranquil basin]

In some endgame where both sides have no time, move a piece in between 2 squares

[sudden roost]

not gonna do shit with a stupid chem degree

[north ocean]

they have pre-med for that too, you likely know this though @sudden roost

[tranquil basin]

Wherever he decides to go, u just change it based on what he does

[sudden roost]

who even likes chem

[patent patrol]

No there are medically trained smart people here

[north ocean]

That's what that means (What I said)

[tranquil basin]

Also when you need some time in a critical position, make an illegal move so u stall the clock

[sudden roost]

me! me! me!

[tranquil basin]

Just some super nasty trick u could do

[signal remnant]

you learned this from daniel did you

[tranquil basin]

I feel like I’m inspiring some ppl rn

[patent patrol]

But im medically trained and stupid

[north ocean]

Oh

[sudden roost]

im actually an cna and a phlebotomist 🤓 ☝️

[north ocean]

I get you now lol

[tranquil basin]

Nah, I make this shit ots

Idk but the illegal move trick is quite common

[hoary edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cameo-hello-hey-greeting-gif-19398002

[tranquil basin]

Like Daniel does little annoying things

[north ocean]

Lol thats hella rude

[patent patrol]

Phlebotomy cool

[tranquil basin]

Like he grunts every time he gets in, or he makes long breaths that make u think ur just lost

[sudden roost]

im sorry to the scientists out there

love yalls work

[patent patrol]

Histology is aids

[north ocean]

Youre gonna walk from the graduation ceremony back into your room because by the time ur out of school AI will be doing ur job

[mortal bronze]

who is daniel?

[tranquil basin]

Eh no one knows what the futures gonna be like

[patent patrol]

Luckily Ai will never do my job

[signal remnant]

lam daniel king wai

[tranquil basin]

Some super nasty guy in Hong Kong who does some of these tricks

[mortal bronze]

what trick?

[tranquil basin]

He doesn’t do the serious tricks

[north ocean]

If it is like this, then anyone who is currently educating themselves with a formal university degree is literally going to be suicidal( Unless UBI is sufficient)

[tranquil basin]

Like the eating curry nonstop

[signal remnant]

shit

[mortal bronze]

weird

[sudden roost]

ai wont be doing my future job anytime soon

[north ocean]

Let's hope not.

[tranquil basin]

But he does little things like psychological damage stuff

Like he makes u think ur lost when ur completely fine

[north ocean]

They are already doing surgeries better than real surgeons, so

[tranquil basin]

And he just makes a lot of sounds that confuse u a bit

[sudden roost]

???

no ai is doing surgeries

[tranquil basin]

Also u don’t want to get in time trouble with the guy

[mortal bronze]

huh. must only work against weaker players

[north ocean]

It's human guided AI surgery, but eventually, the human wont be required

[tranquil basin]

Sometimes he holds the clock down after he presses it in blitz so we can’t press it back

[patent patrol]

Human will always be required

[north ocean]

Whether thats 10 years or 50 is the real debate

[tranquil basin]

But of course he is just so bad it doesn’t matter I crush him super quick

[mortal bronze]

that shouldn't even be allowed 😭

[tranquil basin]

Yeah, mainly

[scarlet arrow]

aa

[north ocean]

I dont know about that.

[signal remnant]

LOL

[patent patrol]

More than 1 human will always be required for a surgery lol

[tranquil basin]

It isn’t, but it’s a gray area

[balmy python]

i mean, those tricks probably work on kids, but grown up players have seen it all and are just gonna play their game regardless of how bad you smell or whatever little tricks you think are gonna gain you an advantage

[tranquil basin]

Because arbiter sees nothing

[signal remnant]

he got crushed in 19 moves by yiheng

[patent patrol]

Credentials?

[mortal bronze]

i would call the arbiter and ask for a 2 minute increment

[gentle quest]

You never know how precise robots will get. But the thing is will the robots be cheaper than hiring surgeons?

[north ocean]

It's an optimistic take, but I really think people are underprepared for what the LLM CEO's are doing behind the scenes. $500 billion for OpenAI and people are barely blinking an eye

[sudden roost]

theres always a surgeon controling the robot

[tranquil basin]

Bro believe me if my opponent stinks of shit the last thing I’m thinking abt is the game

[north ocean]

Credentials for predicting the future?

[tranquil basin]

You can’t prove it

[balmy python]

youre also a kid lol

[signal remnant]

in classical i think

[mortal bronze]

by that logic, just making two moves in a row is also a gray area

[north ocean]

Let me grab the BTTF car real quick and rust her off

[tranquil basin]

Since you already flagged and there is no proof

[sudden roost]

wtv good thing im not gonna be a surgeon

[tranquil basin]

No because that is obvious, because there is notation

[sudden roost]

cutting into ppl sounds scary

[mortal bronze]

i wouldn't flag. i would pause the clock before calling the arbiter.

[north ocean]

Yes, but currently, the precision is more with the human-robot combo than without. And if this trend continues, the human is just replaced entirely.

[tranquil basin]

But if I press on the clock for 2 seconds more than normal who is gonna tell

[shadow spear]

bro what is going on here. dont tell me moves btw its cheating i js joined on this game midway through someone else was playing it on my account

[tranquil basin]

You have 3 seconds left how u pause

[patent patrol]

Buddy if u think a robot can alone handle surgery and you think people would willingly sign away for a robot to save their life over a human ur clueless

[mortal bronze]

i guess that wouldn't work in classical

[tranquil basin]

The last thing u r thinking is to pause

[patent patrol]

Plus there are multiple nuances and steps required in every surgery imaginable

[tranquil basin]

You need to play a move super quick

[sudden roost]

maybe in 1000 years but its not happening anytime soon

[mortal bronze]

oh i couldn't do much when i have 3 seconds left lol

[tranquil basin]

If u call arbiter and at the end of the day nothing happens he gains time because u made a false claim

If you cannot prove the claim it’s innocent until proven

So u can do super nasty things as long as arbiter doesn’t see

[north ocean]

LLMs are going to eventually solve nuclear fusion and we will have infinite power, and from there its just up and up and up. Leading AI researchers say by 2027 that there's a chance AI will control world policy and the geopolitical leaders wont even have a say. Whether that time frame is real is up for debate. But its going to happen, on our current course.

[quasi nova]

Some dude a while back did surgery on himself after no other surgeon was willing to do it because they said it was inoperable. Idk I found it cool lmao

[mortal bronze]

but i would still complain, because then he wouldn't be able to do it again for the rest of the tournament

[tranquil basin]

And even if he sees me pressing clock longer than normal it’s easy to explain

[balmy python]

until word gets out that youre a trickster then arbiters learn about it and start to keep an eye on you

[tranquil basin]

Why wouldn’t he be able to do it again, also by then u already lost

[tranquil basin]

International tournaments

[patent patrol]

I’ve heard of criminals doing it

[tranquil basin]

Also the guy is like vice president of hk chess federation

[patent patrol]

Awfully scary stuff tho

[tranquil basin]

Also he finds every complaint

[mortal bronze]

because if two players complain to the arbiter about the same thing, the arbiter would realise he's doing it on purpose and some action might be taken against him.

[mortal bronze]

😭wtf

[tranquil basin]

To gain time, like all the time he says someone is banging the clock or smthing

[patent patrol]

But like the dude who lost his arm rock climbing and just removes it and survived the situation is remarkable human resilience

[mortal bronze]

who made him the vp

[tranquil basin]

Yes but u must prove it

If 2 people complain u are cheating they don’t just ban u

[mortal bronze]

secret camera

[north ocean]

Like, I agree rn, Ai is nowhere near replacing surgeons, but to think this wont eventually happen is a bit naieve. They'd have to just hault AI development, and with half a trillion deal to openAI from the government, I dont think thats happening.

[tranquil basin]

Idk

[mortal bronze]

ok at this point i am joking kind of

[patent patrol]

I think it might happen in like 500 years

[sudden roost]

ai is kinda making its way into anesthesia roles i might be cooked

[mortal bronze]

but that could work, if you make someone secretly record

[north ocean]

I need to link you the video about the 2027 AI research expert prediction. It's an insane watch. I don't think many people are prepared for whats coming and how fast itll come.

[tranquil basin]

Bro how can u tell the difference between pressing for 3 seconds and 2 seconds

[tranquil basin]

Devices are not allowed

[patent patrol]

I remember I talked about Ai being bad for nursing here and 10 ppl who have never worked in their life started calling me wrong

[north ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_onqn68GHY For those who are interested: Yes, these are real people who work with AI 8 hours a day and study their advance.

[sudden roost]

ai escapes the lab 💔 wrap it up

[patent patrol]

The thing is robots are not human and the medical processes require human touch more than like any other industry

[rich sapphire]

This is some serious chess discussion

[patent patrol]

Raddabber ur not even connected

[north ocean]

ok hit me with chess I know some of that

[rich sapphire]

Was that your attempt of a comeback?

[mortal bronze]

idk

[mortal bronze]

hmmmm

[patent patrol]

It’s just ur not gonna talk about chess so why act like it bothers u

[mortal bronze]

well yeah idk then

[patent patrol]

Talk about chess im ready im listening

[sudden roost]

queens gambit or kings

[rich sapphire]

Name all the 5 most popular Sicilian variations by master games

[patent patrol]

Kings for me queens realistically

[north ocean]

Uh, can I do the english?

[rich sapphire]

After 1. e4 c5

[north ocean]

I dont play the sicilian D:

[tribal pagoda]

weird rapid peak

[rich sapphire]

The one opening I know very little about

[north ocean]

It's the sicilian but you flip the board around and reverse the colors 😛

[rich sapphire]

Because I just play Kings Indian defense and it transposes

[rich sapphire]

Yes but actually no

[north ocean]

The tempo makes a big difference though lol, basically differentiates the theory a bit

[north ocean]

Well c4 e5 is, not c4 c5 and the million others

[sudden roost]

najdorf, dragon, accelerated dragon, classical, scheveningen

[north ocean]

c4 c5 can transpose to a sicilian though its rare

[rich sapphire]

If you actually searched that up, that was impressive

[patent patrol]

Ppl talked ab nfts and crypto this same way

[short summit]

I'll play the classical nowadays

[rich sapphire]

I'm surprised sheveningan is 5th

[sudden roost]

i had to search up scheveningen

[patent patrol]

I think there are technological fads that happen consistently

[north ocean]

Yeah, but that wasnt research backed. And that didnt have $500B funding from the US and chinese governments on their startup

[nimble arch]

@mint adder what video editor do you use

[north ocean]

It was just a shot in the dark, which to an extent this is, but there's alot of serious people talking about this.

[patent patrol]

Why would it have been

[sudden roost]

can i dm u for chess coaching

[patent patrol]

There were serious ppl talking about crypto

[north ocean]

Dunno. I just think it's a bit different

[nimble arch]

no

[rich sapphire]

I was just about to type that

[north ocean]

Crypto isnt gonna end up in your home serving your breakfast

[patent patrol]

I just think there are consistent fads that people believe will happen over what is realistic

[tranquil basin]

Hold on need to fill out a form otherwise can’t enter Thailand

[patent patrol]

Flying cars theory ig

[north ocean]

You're right to be skeptical

[rich sapphire]

Talk about crypto in off topic

[tranquil basin]

Fck why I don’t do this before, I’ll reply when I’m done

[north ocean]

But if this is the truth, it really requires serious legislation and regulation

Watch the whole vid, it's very interesting

[patent patrol]

Show me the last chess game you played

[rich sapphire]

I don't even remember the last chess game I played, it must have been last week

[shadow spear]

yo why is it so easy to get brilliant moves on chess.com now

did they change requirements or smth?

[patent patrol]

Show it to me

[sudden roost]

my dad brought a dogecoin like 5 years ago are we rich yet

[patent patrol]

I’ll talk to u about it

[rich sapphire]

How would I show it to you

[patent patrol]

Send pgn

[rich sapphire]

Too much effort

[north ocean]

Before that, it was generating electricity. Then the internet, then smart phones, now LLMs. This isnt pigs flying. this is how humans evolve further than we are currently stuck at. The model 5 is able to think as 1000's of experts in any field collaborating, all day, every day, with no fatigue.

[hearty knoll]

Hlww

[north ocean]

In their predictions @patent patrol

[patent patrol]

do u play chess?

[sudden roost]

hi adhyasatyak.e

[hearty knoll]

Hii

[rich sapphire]

Especially for somebody who's probably trying to poke holes in my chess

[patent patrol]

u want to talk about chess but have nothing to speak of

[rich sapphire]

How about this, I'll play one right now and send the pgn

[patent patrol]

so im asking to share a game sure do that

[rich sapphire]

I was speaking about chess right from the beginning

[north ocean]

now do it without access to resources!

jk 😛

[patent patrol]

And u think there’s no limit to technology and we will live in divine utopia

[sudden roost]

i need a one time use disposable coach

[north ocean]

Well, that's actually the goal

[patent patrol]

Ur asking me to talk about chess so im trying to dude

[north ocean]

But i dont think we'll be alive for that

[sudden roost]

ik the top 4 at the top of my head

[north ocean]

I'd love to be alive for that tbh

[wide depot]

probably not

[light nimbus]

[patent patrol]

Maybe ai will power you

[sudden roost]

GlobglogabgalabMcGlobglogabgalab what happened to you

[wide depot]

what

[north ocean]

thats crazy, i know every variation of the caro and i dont even know their play rates by masters popularity

[sudden roost]

wait a minute

[sudden roost]

ok 500

sorryyy

[north ocean]

If I had to guess itd be advance, panov, clasical, exchange, fantasy

but im probably wrong lol

I know advance is #1

That's about it

[north ocean]

I'd love that rn honestly

[tranquil basin]

Okay now I have to do the queue

Let’s hope I don’t get deported

[sudden roost]

what abt tartakower

[tranquil basin]

That’s like an achievement to be deported from Thailand

[patent patrol]

U won’t have to wait long apparently

[sudden roost]

i feel like it would be up there

[north ocean]

that's part of the classical or two knights, its just a line. other lines are the bishop line(main one), the karpov(what i play) and the tartakower where you double ur pawns

[tranquil basin]

Eh idk I don’t think open caro Kahn has much advantage in general

Position is just unclear

Why not to play bf5 bg6 nothing wrong with that

It’s not even like black is worse ther

[north ocean]

alien gambit comes out of classical or two knights aswell its a pain to deal with

like an actual pain

[tranquil basin]

On higher depth I think it’s equal

[tranquil basin]

Alien is just bad in classical its nothing

[rich sapphire]

Here's a pgn of my bullet game, have fun [Event "casual bullet game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/FGDJR3sA"]
[Date "2025.07.12"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "Anonymous"]
[Result "0-1"]
[GameId "FGDJR3sA"]
[UTCDate "2025.07.12"]
[UTCTime "04:21:09"]
[WhiteElo "?"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "60+0"]
[ECO "A45"]
[Opening "Canard Opening"]
[Termination "Time forfeit"]
[Annotator "lichess.org"]

1. d4 { [%clk 0:01:00] } 1... Nf6 { [%clk 0:01:00] } 2. f4 { [%clk 0:00:57] } { A45 Canard Opening } 2... d5 { [%clk 0:00:58] } 3. Be3 { [%clk 0:00:53] } 3... e6 { [%clk 0:00:53] } 4. c4 { [%clk 0:00:51] } 4... dxc4 { [%clk 0:00:50] } 5. Na3 { [%clk 0:00:46] } 5... a6 { [%clk 0:00:46] } 6. Nxc4 { [%clk 0:00:45] } 6... b5 { [%clk 0:00:45] } 7. Na3 { [%clk 0:00:41] } 7... Bb7 { [%clk 0:00:45] } 8. Bf2 { [%clk 0:00:38] } 8... Bd6 { [%clk 0:00:41] } 9. Bh4 { [%clk 0:00:37] } 9... Nbd7 { [%clk 0:00:38] } 10. g4 { [%clk 0:00:36] } 10... Qc8 { [%clk 0:00:34] } 11. Kf2 { [%clk 0:00:36] } 11... Nxg4+ { [%clk 0:00:33] } 12. Ke1 { [%clk 0:00:34] } 12... Bxf4 { [%clk 0:00:30] } 13. h3 { [%clk 0:00:34] } 13... Ne3 { [%clk 0:00:23] } 14. Rc1 { [%clk 0:00:34] } 14... Nxd1 { [%clk 0:00:22] } 15. e4 { [%clk 0:00:31] } 15... Bxe4 { [%clk 0:00:19] } 16. Rxd1 { [%clk 0:00:31] } 16... Bxh1 { [%clk 0:00:18] } 17. Rd2 { [%clk 0:00:31] } 17... Qb7 { [%clk 0:00:17] } 18. b4 { [%clk 0:00:29] } 18... Qe4+ { [%clk 0:00:16] } 19. Kd1 { [%clk 0:00:26] } 19... Bf3+ { [%clk 0:00:13] } 20. Kc1 { [%clk 0:00:23] } 20... Bxd2+ { [%clk 0:00:12] } 21. Kxd2 { [%clk 0:00:21] } 21... Nb6 { [%clk 0:00:10] } 22. Nxf3 { [%clk 0:00:18] } 22... Qxf3 { [%clk 0:00:10] } 23. Be2 { [%clk 0:00:15] } 23... Nc4+ { [%clk 0:00:09] } 24. Ke1 { [%clk 0:00:13] } 24... Qf4 { [%clk 0:00:09] } { Black wins on time. } 0-1

[tranquil basin]

And in blitz anything can be dangerous

[frosty peak]

Anonymous vs. Anonymous

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. f4 d5 3. Be3 e6 4. c4 dxc4 5. Na3 a6 6. Nxc4 b5 7. Na3 Bb7 8. Bf2 Bd6 9. Bh4 Nbd7 10. g4 Qc8 11. Kf2 Nxg4+ 12. Ke1 Bxf4 13. h3 Ne3 14. Rc1 Nxd1 15. e4 Bxe4 16. Rxd1 Bxh1 17. Rd2 Qb7 18. b4 Qe4+ 19. Kd1 Bf3+ 20. Kc1 Bxd2+ 21. Kxd2 Nb6 22. Nxf3 Qxf3 23. Be2 Nc4+ 24. Ke1 Qf4 

[sudden roost]

i studied sm caro js to never use it 💔

[rich sapphire]

I was black

[north ocean]

No it's not, I have a chessable course on the caro, and she goes over how difficult it is to meet even otb. she's an otb IM

there's like 5-6 variations

[tranquil basin]

Can you send me the line she recommends?

[north ocean]

yes, i can send you them all 1 sec

[tranquil basin]

The advanced is objectively much tougher then the classical

[sudden roost]

omg looking back i spent so much time studying useless openings

[north ocean]

Yes, and its also the reason why the caro is refuted at gm level (or was)

the short variation of the advance from GM Nigel short

[rich sapphire]

Why don't you use the caro

[north ocean]

But its still good/played

[tranquil basin]

The lines in short variation are huge

[tranquil basin]

Yes ik, and that’s objectively the most challenging

[north ocean]

And hard to deal with

[patent patrol]

Anonymous vs anonymous?

[sudden roost]

bc im mostly straight

[tranquil basin]

If I am playing the caro Kahn and opponent plays classical phew

[balmy python]

if its good enough for botvinnik
its good enough for me lol

[tranquil basin]

Dodged a bullet

[north ocean]

really? its tricky. i prefer the exchange

[tranquil basin]

Nah both are very easy to play for black

[rich sapphire]

Lichess

[tranquil basin]

It’s not really preparation based

[tranquil basin]

And not super hard either

[patent patrol]

U don’t have an acc u just clicked start game?

[tranquil basin]

Advanced is tough cause you forget one thing and it can be over

[patent patrol]

That’s what this game looks like tbh u were winning move 4

[rich sapphire]

Not sure what that means but congrats 😂

[tranquil basin]

I don’t even want to check a position where he gives a piece for little compensation, in classical its nothing

If my opponent gives me advantage in opening why should I complain

[rich sapphire]

I do but I'm not sharing my account

[patent patrol]

I don’t have much to say about that poor chess no offense u didn’t do anything really bad

[static tendon]

man

[young swan]

Anybody, coaching?

[north ocean]

I mean its definitely hard. that c5 move at the right time is not intuitive whatsoever and its what kills players who dont know it

also deciding between h6 and e6 at certain times

[tranquil basin]

For a 2300 this is easy

I’m talking abt standard games where we have 90+30

[north ocean]

Well if ur 2300 otb I can see that

[tranquil basin]

Not a blitz game

[rich sapphire]

It's bullet. It's going to be poor quality

[tranquil basin]

Yes for a 1600 this is difficult

[patent patrol]

Then yeah gambits kinda suck

[sudden roost]

they dont know im rated 2800 on roblox chess

[patent patrol]

What’s ur bullet rating?

[tranquil basin]

Bur for a 1600, anything is difficult

Like anyone can play anything and it will be a mess

[north ocean]

YeaTrue but like, it doesnt follow standard logical calculation. There are some points where you MUST push c5, and the idea behind it is really not clear, even when its explained.

[tranquil basin]

Don’t focus on opening so much at 1600, u should just play chess

[north ocean]

So even if u have 30 min to calculate, if u dont know why ud ever play c5 u just wont play it

[rich sapphire]

Don't have one

I play it recreationally

[patent patrol]

I see

[tranquil basin]

Idk, I always found it logical and I don’t even play it, like I never played caro Kahn and just refuted one of the alien gambits in a blitz arena

In some witty alien arena where it’s forced

[north ocean]

Let me get you the position where you push c5, and you can tell me the point behind it

[patent patrol]

U missed trapping the queen idk if that matters to u

[tranquil basin]

I just crushed the tournament by deduction with na6 nc7 like I don’t get how this is not logical

[sudden roost]

amazing

[patent patrol]

I mean u were crushing ur blind and disabled opponent in his first chess game ever it seems

[rich sapphire]

Could not care less. Analysing a bullet game is like asking an ant how it feels about life

[sudden roost]

ily

[patent patrol]

My bullet games are fun

[tranquil basin]

😭😭😭 I clapped witty in it

I don’t even play caro I’m a Sicilian player through and through

[patent patrol]

I just asked for the last one u played not a new bullet game but I’m glad we could talk ab chess

[tranquil basin]

I don’t like the line where they play bc4 tho

Couldn’t figure out an immediate refutation in bullet arena

I figured it had something to do with b5 somewhere

[patent patrol]

Dang if u clapped witty then u did good

[daring canyon]

Does the chess.com review ever make mistakes because it congratulated me on something I didn’t do?

[patent patrol]

That opening is so tricky and he knows all of it

[tranquil basin]

I won the arena wasn’t even close lmao

[sudden roost]

show

[tranquil basin]

Played a 1+0 game with him afterward where I had to literally ask chat the move order of the alien gambits

Cause in the tournament it was preset

[rich sapphire]

Fun doesn't mean worth analysing

[tranquil basin]

Like just cus u don’t know an opening don’t mean u can’t figure it out

[daring canyon]

I can’t attach images?

[tranquil basin]

If someone plays some shit otb u know it’s shit

[rich sapphire]

I like bullet too, I just don't give it world championship analysis with stockfish 17 depth 420

[tranquil basin]

It’s not like some super complex move where ur not sure if ur worse or better

[sudden roost]

oh yeah new ppl cant uhhh dm me

[tranquil basin]

Just gives a piece in opening cannot be good

Then u sit and think for 30 minutes and find a way

[patent patrol]

Ya I mean ur opponent played like dog nothing to analyze here I said that

[tranquil basin]

In blitz anything is possible

[patent patrol]

My bullet games are analyzabke for sure

[tranquil basin]

But classical is different

[daring canyon]

Ooh wait I see now i think, i misunderstood maybe what it’s saying, it just congratulated me prematurely for something I never did

[north ocean]

Ok so c5 here she goes over why you need to play it, its not losing to play another move, but its like a 0.8 centipawn disadvantage versus the next best move to not play c5. I cant find the position rn where its an only move, but this is a good example of where you should play it. What does it do?

[static tendon]

peasants

[north ocean]

It's actually not too hard here to figure out what it does, but this isnt the position I was referring to earlier either. just an example cause i dont wanna keep you waiting @tranquil basin

[daring canyon]

I see the “show” animation now showing what I should have done lol, whoops

[tranquil basin]

Challenge center, destabilize knight on e5

[sudden roost]

analyzabke

[north ocean]

Yeah, that's actually the exact idea

I wish I could find the position where its an only move

[static tendon]

my passive ass would play Nf8 here

[north ocean]

I specifically remember it but theres hundreds of hours of lecture video

[rich sapphire]

Yeah imagine missing mate in 5 starting with sacrificing your queen in a game where you had 5 seconds.

[slim gulch]

are you unity

[north ocean]

The idea is that on takes, the knight hangs

[rich sapphire]

I am nobody. Nobody else is me. I'm the one and only. Rad.

[north ocean]

and you gain space

But even u are 2300+ and u are confused by c5, so its not obvious by any means

Its just not the first choice lol