💬〡chess-talk

[sudden roost]

who is ur 2nd favorite

[safe folio]

How about a pro team😭

[mint adder]

Isn’t gold nowadays give you unlimited puzzles?

[pallid ice]

Yea lichess just wipes cc

[tawny narwhal]

i figured u were playing the other dude

[strange bobcat]

I think you mean plat

[median zodiac]

He ignored me

[uncut sable]

again, write feedback pk #1359621645366722680 that’s not just yall suck and I promise you we’ll bring it to discussions 🙂

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-cat-niklas-cat-tongue-gif-9842551414196208576

[tawny narwhal]

i wanna play new people

[stray horizon]

Ngl chess.com 7 puzzles and 1 rush per day is so stingy

[median zodiac]

Okay

[stray horizon]

With all the free puzzle resources online

[tawny narwhal]

new new newa

[raven sinew]

There was a time when I actually did think cc was the better site because I thought cc premium gold was a good deal. Ever since then they've price gouged and focused on exploiting how desperate people are for their moves to be called brilliant

[mint adder]

No that’s gold pretty sure, minus game review tho

[visual plover]

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, 3828 Piermont Dr, Albuquerque, NM.

[silk gorge]

Fair point, but i feel like Lichess is more severe in detecting cheaters

[safe folio]

💀

[uncut sable]

the change to dodge automod lmao

[mint adder]

You can always buy gold at https://chesskid.com

[tawny narwhal]

?

[solid helm]

Hol- up, I am rolling

[strange bobcat]

Ye game rev also I am not sure but I think puzzles uses to be limited or so

[nimble arch]

U gonna meet the bb fans

[raven sinew]

No because I unfortunately recognize that as a strong chess player im not part of the demographic of chess players that yall target (yall make money on the shitters)

[solid helm]

Anita, I'll see you there girl, lol

[mint adder]

Is it not unlimited

[sudden roost]

CHESSKID MENTIONED

[tawny narwhal]

is the change ur talking about just the spanish word for black im confused

[visual plover]

bro might be saul goodman

[stray horizon]

The dark blue board is so bad

[strange bobcat]

No I used to have that and it wasn't or sth

[silk gorge]

@uncut sable Danny has a secret Lichess account

[stray horizon]

I hate the blue board sm

[uncut sable]

You’re not correct, and we take feedback from all ELOs. our demographic is chess players in general. but sure

anyway

[safe folio]

Real question are you there for the chess or for the kids💀

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-angry-gif-21494934

[nimble arch]

I mean why would he not?
He also did state he rarely uses it

[raven sinew]

Im sure you do take feedback from everyone, but money talks, and shitters have lots of money

[uncut sable]

your opinions are valid I’m not telling you guys what to prefer

[silk gorge]

In the lie detector video?

[sudden roost]

both its so fun checkmating kids

[nimble arch]

Yep

[mint adder]

@raven sinew chess.com is a corporate company and they gotta do things to satisfy investors and meet profit margins

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/really-bruh-stop-lying-why-you-always-lying-lying-gif-1112534520130515477

[safe folio]

[nimble arch]

He said “I have one” with empasis on the have

[silk gorge]

Never said he shouldn't, it's actually a good thing

[sudden roost]

[tawny narwhal]

danny rensch deadass stepped on my foot and pushed me over so i couldnt balance when i met him and asked for his autograph

[mint adder]

So uhhh if your suggestion isn’t profitable they won’t bat an eye

[nimble arch]

And also was later asked to clarify

[median zodiac]

I love winning by intimidation

[lime badger]

yay first time ever hitting 2500 in puzzles just now

[nimble arch]

And he stated he does not use it

[mint adder]

The same goes for every other company

[raven sinew]

Also @uncut sable explain why I played 30 different cheaters last month (that got caught, real number likely closer to 40, and many of them I had multiple games against)

[uncut sable]

anyway im glad yall stopped fighting and united against me as a representative of a corporate entity

[solid helm]

[median zodiac]

The kids be seeing someone 2x their rating and resign instantly

[mint adder]

Chillax Anitta’s literally just the social media representative

[sudden roost]

why is bro smurfing on chess

[strange bobcat]

Wtf even I had like only 10 or so in the last month lol

[mint adder]

you’re blaming the cashier for giving you food poisoning at an In-N-Out

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/motorboat-gif-12994816

[strange bobcat]

And I'm at 2700 like the prime cheating point

[nimble arch]

Explain why chess.com is giving me players that beat me

[raven sinew]

Tell Danny rensch I said to piss off and tell Sam Copeland that his leningrad Dutch aint shit cause I cooked him with 100 accuracy

[nimble arch]

Give me the titled scrubs please

[uncut sable]

im just the events girl, sorry. but didn’t you get banned for fairplay some time ago?

[safe folio]

Lol

[visual plover]

@nimble arch after 3 years of planning ive made you a gym split, 1 pull up and push up and 1 squat for every elo you gain

[raven sinew]

No wtf ive literally never been banned

[tawny narwhal]

no one is united against you but you are a representative of the corporate entity

[strange bobcat]

I think it's about that elo range

[nimble arch]

Then i get titled win

[uncut sable]

sandbagging or smth?

[raven sinew]

If I had ever been banned for fair play I would never show up here

[uncut sable]

I wasn’t being sarcastic 😭

[nimble arch]

Ok so like 7?

[ionic ledge]

Whole chat is high af

[silk gorge]

Why not working for chessbase too, their broadcasters are not to my taste tbh

[visual plover]

start a new account

[sudden roost]

down with anitta down with anitta

[ionic ledge]

down with annittta

[raven sinew]

My alt got banned because they enforced the rules about unrated games retroactively. I sandbagged in unrated games only, but then like a year later they made it so that wasnt allowed and banned those games retroactively (which is bullshit)

[ionic ledge]

down with anitta down with naitta

[uncut sable]

aha

[safe folio]

Bro can u ask the famous ohms law guy to give me bro signature like an autograph 😔

[mint adder]

Guys please escalate the discussion

16$ bucket of popcorn

+2$ extra butter

+2$ extra caramel sauce

+2$ switch to cheese flavored popcorn

[uncut sable]

that was it

[raven sinew]

So i didnt break any rules while the rules were there

[mint adder]

Anybody wanna buy

[nimble arch]

Is omega guy, zax

[sudden roost]

ew who eats cheese flavor popcorn

[raven sinew]

They made new rules and then enforced them for games played prior

[ionic ledge]

i want to go to slepe

[visual plover]

its 4:40 am im starting to see things, with insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy

[silk gorge]

Proof for you cooking sam?

[solid helm]

I hate Inflation

[raven sinew]

Which is dumb as hell

[mint adder]

Oh piss off everybody loves cheese flavored popcorn

[viral shale]

I could buy a house with that money

[silk gorge]

Also is the Leningrad bad or playable?

[ionic ledge]

sleep dog

[sudden roost]

those are js movie threater prices

[sudden roost]

no i hate cheese popcorn

[crude solstice]

I can just bring my own snacks

[nimble arch]

Probably the most solid variation of dutch

[safe folio]

No that’s ohms well omega too

[sudden roost]

i like butter and carmel they are yummy

[visual plover]

BRUH I AM ZAX JUST 𝛀
NOW

[ionic ledge]

I like popcorn (:

[silk gorge]

Would've said the stonewall tbh

[sudden roost]

cheese so yucky

[uncut sable]

anyway. once again, angry feedback just to me in chat won’t do much. messages on #1359621645366722680 will allow me to bring that to the people who can help with those problems 🙂

[tawny narwhal]

someone play meeeee im a decent player

[solid helm]

I still hate Inflation

[silk gorge]

Link

[nimble arch]

Stonewall actually is more dubious

[raven sinew]

Also @uncut sable I think I deserve some amount of compensation for this

[strange bobcat]

My elo my choice

[ionic ledge]

[silk gorge]

I disagree

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-get-real-gif-332981694918209042

[median zodiac]

Cunnyplapper 😭

[nimble arch]

Ok well you can ask the engine then

[ionic ledge]

[solid helm]

Bro is trying so hard

[silk gorge]

Get a look at this book

[ionic ledge]

panda im afraid of people dog

[viral shale]

a bald repertoire

[nimble arch]

The stonewall is already in my pawn structures book

Again, you can argue with the engine

[solid helm]

Dog?

[uncut sable]

they probably talk about it in the book

[silk gorge]

The author changed my opinion on the stonewall

[pallid ice]

Saying dawg is playful saying dog is just rude imo

[solid helm]

Who is a people dog

[median zodiac]

Btw, @nimble arch. Are you up for a game rn?

[solid helm]

wtf is a people dog

[uncut sable]

and confusing a bit

[ionic ledge]

😠 DO NOT INSULT MY IUSAGE OF THE WORD DOG

[silk gorge]

Bold not bald...

[solid helm]

Bald

[ionic ledge]

DOG>DAWG>your mom

[solid helm]

SUP BALDY

[nimble arch]

No sorry

[ionic ledge]

😡

[median zodiac]

Oh, okay

[pallid ice]

See: if i say “ok dawg” it sounds playful and maybe a bit not respecful more like friendly but if i reply “ok dog” than thats easily an insult

[ionic ledge]

IM AFRAID OF PEOPLE

[ionic ledge]

ok dawg

[pallid ice]

Anyway imma go sleep gn yall

[solid helm]

Yo momma so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops

[ionic ledge]

is that right

why did no one tell me this until now

...

[somber kindle]

I just got my first smothered mate

[ionic ledge]

BRO WHO IS GOIN TO JUMP ME ON an online chhat

READ ALL OF THAT BUT DO IT IN A WHISPER BECAUSE I AM NOT REALLY YELLING

FOR THE DEAF PEOPLE IN THE CHAT

[sudden roost]

Congrats

Best feeling

[ionic ledge]

👉 ✊ 🫵 🫰

[sudden roost]

Also btw it’s vapor

[leaden star]

LF someone who plays the sicilian as black to practise against DM me

[somber kindle]

You must be American lol

[median zodiac]

I play the Sicilian

[viral shale]

For the blind people in the chat
⠡⠑⠎⠎⠀⠊⠎⠀⠋⠥⠝

[solid helm]

"I punch you, love" wtf is this

[ionic ledge]

lol let me read it

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-trying-blocks-block-head-tryan-blocks-gif-13157134546106029566

[solid helm]

This you

[dense folio]

Don’t forget your lessons chat

[viral shale]

shh

[solid helm]

Stasis this you?

[viral shale]

Almost

[solid helm]

Duo is in the chat

[visual plover]

for nerdy people : ➗ 💲 ✖️ ➖

[solid helm]

Ni hao, mf

[somber kindle]

Cant blind people just read letters that are raised up a little?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

This is the Chess.com profile of icy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2486 (peak)
Blitz: 2650 (2666 peak)
Bullet: 3100 (3200 peak)

[somber lark]

Nice 3200 peak

When did that happen

[solid helm]

Im so bad

[viral shale]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-the-radiance-radiance-gif-23416069

Bro become radiance

[dense folio]

Zàijiàn

[solid helm]

Ciao

[rancid stag]

wdfym meow 💔

[dense folio]

Everyone don’t forget your lessons

[quasi nova]

Your still here?

[rancid stag]

I'm gonna cook duolingo bird

[quasi nova]

Duolingo has arrived as well lmao

[solid helm]

Meow~

[solid helm]

Im still standing!

Better than I ever did

[quasi nova]

I slept for 10 hours and when I got back your still here so I'd say yeah your still standing

[solid helm]

looking like a true survivor
Feeling like a little kid

[visual plover]

bro promotes duolingo more then duolingo

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/sing-movie-johnny-im-still-standing-yeah-yeah-yeah-gif-25572038

[solid helm]

Oh fck I sat down

[solid helm]

Teach me 10 languages at once mf

[loud dome]

Fr

[dense folio]

Download the app I gotchu

[solid helm]

No, teach me on discord

[dense folio]

You will become fluent in 7 min 22 seconds

Any language

[solid helm]

Then I will think about downloading the mfing app

[somber lark]

Interesting

[copper gulch]

i see

[sudden roost]

What’s ur streak

[solid helm]

69

[sudden roost]

Hi barcode

[copper gulch]

hey

[somber kindle]

Wait until you find out eighty in French is four-twenties

[solid helm]

Hi ROAD

[safe folio]

Bro is a barcode

[solid helm]

I am gonna hit the road

[signal remnant]

hit the road

[dense folio]

4 for 4 special

[sudden roost]

hi panda

[dense folio]

Oh la la

[signal remnant]

1444 wowowowowow

[safe folio]

Wait the barcode is vthebusybee💀

[signal remnant]

ohh la laaa

[solid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-bergman-voice-actor-right-point-point-right-gif-16346020

[sudden roost]

do you use duolingo often

[safe folio]

Nvm

[somber kindle]

Yeah no French word for eighty

Absolutely the worst language ever

[somber lark]

Cap

[sudden roost]

oui oui

[dense folio]

Je sais le mot

[dense folio]

Très souvent

[sudden roost]

oui!

[solid helm]

je suis un panda

[solid helm]

Je m'appelle panda

[sudden roost]

bonjour soeur

[somber kindle]

quatre-vingts

[solid helm]

bonjour mi amor

[silk gorge]

Hi sis @sudden roost

[sudden roost]

yo bebo agua

[sudden roost]

hey girly

[dense folio]

Commence maintenant, le chat peut parler seulement en français

[somber kindle]

quatre-vingts

[solid helm]

yo no bebo agua

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/price-scanner-gif-21943842

[visual plover]

@copper gulch

[somber lark]

I have not faced stone wall in a year or so

[copper gulch]

[somber kindle]

quatre-vingt-dix

[sudden roost]

panda what is that supposed to mean

screenshitted btw!!

[boreal mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[dense folio]

C’est vraiment bizarre!

[silk gorge]

Good

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-goldberg-goldberg-joe-you-stalker-gif-4507049779324637800

[somber kindle]

Say the word for 72 in French

[sudden roost]

has anyone seen hiv

[somber kindle]

Then say 81

[sudden roost]

😔

[dense folio]

Soixante-douze

[ionic ledge]

i have hiv

[sudden roost]

give back now

[dense folio]

[ionic ledge]

SORRY 😭

I will give badck i am sorry

[sudden roost]

mine

where

[dense folio]

Je sais tous les chiffres

[ionic ledge]

ok I will give back ):

[sudden roost]

ok where

[ionic ledge]

they are in

[sudden roost]

in?

[ionic ledge]

ur mom

[somber kindle]

Yeah literally sixty-twelve

[ionic ledge]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[safe folio]

I thought that was ajr 😭 😭 😭

[ionic ledge]

hIV AIDS right???

[visual plover]

Its actually "You"

[sudden roost]

get out

[somber kindle]

French people havent invented a word for 70, 80, or 90 yet

[ionic ledge]

okcsorry 😤 i will let myself out

[ionic ledge]

seventy eighty and ninety

[safe folio]

GET OUT

[somber kindle]

In French though

[visual plover]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-spongebob-coffin-gif-5703731

[ionic ledge]

I am french headass

jesus dawg nobody trusts anybody anymore

[dense folio]

This is the French phrase of the day make sure you remember it

[ionic ledge]

IF i say seventy eighty ninety it means the french people have invented a word for seveny eighty ninety

[safe folio]

No you

[ionic ledge]

duolingo is pretty slow

[visual plover]

nuh uh

[somber kindle]

We should be learning the words for seventy, eighty, and ninety if they existed

[ionic ledge]

if you want to learn french use babel or busuu or something

[dense folio]

[ionic ledge]

duolingo is terrible dog

My mom is cool

[somber kindle]

Whats the word for raccoon again?

[ionic ledge]

I am cool

[somber kindle]

In French

[dense folio]

Do you still like my phone layout at least :(

[ionic ledge]

Racoone

[ionic ledge]

Yes cute (:

[dense folio]

Okay good

[ionic ledge]

Omg lmao

[somber kindle]

I think it’s “washing rat”

[ionic ledge]

Bro is down bad for Duolingo

How in the hell did this bro do this

[sudden roost]

its too bright stop its hurting my eyes

omg u lied with ur 1444 steak

[dense folio]

It only took a few hrs

[viral shale]

Lore accurate discord

[dense folio]

Naw dw it’s the truth just this is og screenshot

[dusty hazel]

hi

[sudden roost]

uh huh...

[burnt kindle]

hi

[mint adder]

ew fr*nch

[sudden roost]

CHAT CHAT CHAT

[steel salmon]

you HAVE to love 600 elo chess
either they

• whoop your ass
• put up a good fight, and you have a fun and even match
• get checkmated in 12 moves and 20 seconds of gameplay

in my case, 19 seconds

[silk gorge]

Least one i like from the women chess streamers

[sudden roost]

help she left me on read

[steel salmon]

also the evans gambit is so fun ❤️

[viral shale]

number 1 is fake, you just can't lose to 600 elo people

[median zodiac]

New players and their provisional ratings
People who are also stuck at 600 like you
Smurfs and speed runners on their way up

[sudden roost]

SHE LEFT ME ON SEEN

https://tenor.com/view/uk-police-officer-screaming-no-noo-gif-3163377484734570206

[copper wharf]

hii

[sudden roost]

hi cggoth._09847

[copper wharf]

manage to checkmate with a pawn!!

[median zodiac]

Nice

[proper bear]

Is it normal to drop like 200 elo

[median zodiac]

Yes

That's called tilting

[granite otter]

Anyone tryna play?

[proper bear]

I'm usually at 1300 but I've been sitting at like 1000 to 1100

[copper wharf]

is 700 elo

[ionic ledge]

WHO DID

[ionic ledge]

NEMO

bro dont worry headass

[sudden roost]

i am soooo down bad for her

[ionic ledge]

she'll reply later

[ionic ledge]

u have a bf dummy

[sudden roost]

idc i would leave him for her

[distant spade]

The king of shivering

[ionic ledge]

are you serious

[distant spade]

What's up

[sudden roost]

maybe a little?

idk

[steel salmon]

the amount of aura when you premove checkmate and then tab off to chat on discord because you have no attention span

[ionic ledge]

i am down bad for your mom

[ionic ledge]

are you bi fr

[sudden roost]

sybau 🥀

[ionic ledge]

lol

[sudden roost]

i'd turn 100% lesbian for nemo

[dusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/kris-deltarune-gif-26860046

[ionic ledge]

same dawg

except im already lesbian 😭

[sudden roost]

be quiet magnus fartson

[ionic ledge]

so kinda biased

[wind bay]

?

[dusty hazel]

how's the vc rn?

[sudden roost]

😡

[steel salmon]

anyways i just climbed from 640 elo to 740 elo 🗣️
all it took was just not blundering (or just.. hoping my opponent doesnt see the good moves)

[ionic ledge]

lesbian male in the chat guys hoot hoot lesbian male

[sudden roost]

nemo nemo nemo nemo nemo

[ionic ledge]

nemo is my spirit animal

[sudden roost]

be quiet

[ionic ledge]

😠

[sudden roost]

ur not allowed to say that

[distant spade]

Can i borrow 100 elo points

[sudden roost]

only i can

[ionic ledge]

sorry queen

[steel salmon]

"i suffer from.. short term memory loss" 🗣️ 🐟

[inland oak]

Scotch Gambit Wisdom

[ionic ledge]

????

[steel salmon]

just dont blunder

[distant spade]

Ill return them in 2 days twin

ok

[steel salmon]

nemo quote i think
(or was it dory who knows)

[ionic ledge]

dory headass

[median zodiac]

It was dory

[ionic ledge]

Also my memory is impeccable

[steel salmon]

fish are fish

[ionic ledge]

I actually have the greatest memory that is humanly possible

[wind bay]

Why blud talking abt food

[inland oak]

Nemos or Clownfish have a Memory span of 30 days, then forget

[ionic ledge]

there will never be a man in human history with superior memory to my own

[distant spade]

Have you memorized the whole bible

[ionic ledge]

my reasoning is unfortunately affected tho

My brain is unable to sustain cogniton with the memory \

[ionic ledge]

yes and the lines of ur mom butt

[inland oak]

Wow bro, that was so funny

[distant spade]

So funny..............................

[ionic ledge]

iKKKKK

🤣

[sudden roost]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-hm-ok-akward-why-annoyed-gif-16297565

[distant spade]

...............................

[ionic ledge]

ok LOCK IN

stop jokes we need to be serious

I want to marry nemo zhou😼

[sudden roost]

yall use the skull emoji reactions too much it doesnt mean anything anymore atp 💔

[inland oak]

Weird way to even start a conversation after ending a previous one

[ionic ledge]

only problem is I am worried she may be a little too weak in chess elo

[sudden roost]

get a load of this guy

[burnt junco]

hlo

[sudden roost]

yes that emoji is better

[ionic ledge]

everything has meaning

[ionic ledge]

You guys all know I am spitting 🔥

[wind bay]

That’s a very old discord account

[ionic ledge]

to be fair most emoji reactions dont really have any solid one meaning

[distant spade]

You are spitting

[inland oak]

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

[sudden roost]

ur a straight male so this makes u look weird

[ionic ledge]

Yes but..

I am magnus fartsen

[inland oak]

Ykw guys what if we block him

[ionic ledge]

why do you want to block me lmao

[ionic ledge]

how so btw

[inland oak]

Prevention

[thorny mist]

I had a very high level opponent today

Want to see the game?

[distant spade]

What does checkmate mean and how does the knight move

[ionic ledge]

Oh yes I have strong aura i may start birthing babies

[waxen wraith]

there's multiple dialects of french

[inland oak]

Sure

[viral shale]

What's wrong with being straight

[waxen wraith]

real french has weird counting the rest does it ok

[distant spade]

Yes

[thorny mist]

So this is a Scandinavian main line right?

[sudden roost]

nothing is wrong with being straight

[distant spade]

What is wrong

[inland oak]

Check originated from Shah that means King and Mate originated from Mat/Matt that means Dead/Captured/Trapped

[ionic ledge]

to be fair I am... not straight I am a male lesbian

[wind bay]

[inland oak]

Not main line, It's the Scandinavian Gambit, A line not many play

[viral shale]

The main line is Qxd5 then Qa5

[rustic kettle]

what if chess was actually a chess

[distant spade]

Oh my god you're smart
You should get medals

[viral shale]

That's the funny line

[sudden roost]

no its checkers

chess is checkers

ugh nemo pls respond

[waxen wraith]

what's the gambit here it looks trash

[thorny mist]

Oopsies, anyways.... Except my opponent did this💀

[inland oak]

The originated words are Persian if i remember

[ionic ledge]

YO guys who reacted skull

IT SAYS nobody reacted skull

Guys i think we just spotted god

[waxen wraith]

😂 lol

[ionic ledge]

GOD IS HERE

[inland oak]

Scandinavian Gambit

1. E4 D5
2. Exd5 Nf6

You don't immediately take back, it's not trash

[waxen wraith]

scandinavian is trash anyway

[ionic ledge]

GUYS HOVER OVER SKULL IN THIS REPLY AND TELL ME WE are not in the presence of a divine being

reacted by

[inland oak]

I mean ofc, you're below 500

Gotta trust you gng ❤

(I agree)

[waxen wraith]

scandinavian is trash at my elo its just takes takes takes

[pallid thicket]

hiii ppl

[distant spade]

iirc he's going to check out every discord channel today

[waxen wraith]

ok shordy

[inland oak]

Are you like against Trades? Smh

[sudden roost]

yeah nobody at all

[waxen wraith]

i'm a proponent of trades

[ionic ledge]

god is here

[distant spade]

It was from the air

[viral shale]

Bro sounds like someone who loses to scandi

[distant spade]

That we breathe

[ionic ledge]

brb guys i am going to ungoon

[sudden roost]

[distant spade]

You're doing the thing right now
?????

[waxen wraith]

like occasionally

[ionic ledge]

I am ungooning it is a new trm i invented

[waxen wraith]

wtf i'm 500 elo

[viral shale]

It's pretty common

[ionic ledge]

it is very useful

[distant spade]

Ok

[ionic ledge]

I am not gooning right now no

i am ungooning

[distant spade]

I do not goon
I am always ungooning

[ionic ledge]

yes

[ionic ledge]

this guy knows whats up, hes a thinker

[wind bay]

what

[waxen wraith]

goon sleep repeat

[ionic ledge]

OMG I FOIUND HIM

I FOUND GOD

[distant spade]

Elders like me are wise that's why

[ionic ledge]

He ha sno user

[distant spade]

I have never gooned

[waxen wraith]

this is not a model lifestyle

[pallid thicket]

hi hello

[distant spade]

Hello

[copper gulch]

hi

[ionic ledge]

lol i didn't know there was that many skull emojis

[sudden roost]

hi barcode

[mental loom]

God earthquake came just a few mins ago

[ionic ledge]

i fw your user dawg

really cool c:

[copper gulch]

i fw u

[ionic ledge]

thanks (:

[sudden roost]

yo hide

[fossil bloom]

average day in haryana

[ionic ledge]

bro is cooked

[mental loom]

Came outside

[ionic ledge]

Like how there is nothing after what to do after an earthquake lmao because your dead

[mental loom]

Yes frequently nowadays

[bitter niche]

1700 blitz!

[copper gulch]

hi

[sudden roost]

who is this kid in my server 😭

[ionic ledge]

is that nemo?

[sudden roost]

no its hikaru

[ionic ledge]

OMGG

hikaru hot

🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[ionic ledge]

hikaru transitioned chat

[empty forge]

wtf

[empty forge]

why jfif

[sudden roost]

staring right into ur eyes

[wind bay]

Unsettling

[sudden roost]

very unsettling

[ionic ledge]

belenkaya ...

[wind bay]

How blud do this

[sudden roost]

send me 10k in bitcoin and i will teach u

[ionic ledge]

maybe there is a some bot in thsat server for red text

[wind bay]

Which discord thing is it 💔

[sudden roost]

baddieeeee

[ionic ledge]

-hi-

[wind bay]

Bruh

[sudden roost]

albert bot

[slim gulch]

hi noah

[wind bay]

Are u 1193 in crazyhouse

[ionic ledge]

god is angry with me

the universe ceases to obey me

😾

it is my villain arc

[slim gulch]

What's ur irl name

[wind bay]

Chesscom stats are so cooked
Different on every platform

[wind bay]

[slim gulch]

I mean English name

[wind bay]

Why would I disclose that 💀💀😭

[ancient fractal]

I'm developing a chess battle royale game. If you wanna take a look at it, you can dm me.
I really need some ideas for loot spawning and collectibles rn

[slim gulch]

why not?

[wind bay]

My nam Jeff

[slim gulch]

oh

Jeff

nice

[wind bay]

Why does crazyhouse rating show up in mobile on android

[ionic ledge]

how to use red chat?

someone needs to ungoon this chat dawgs

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> i need food (hypersixer)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: i need food (hypersixer)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 808 (1023 peak)
Blitz: 507 (1077 peak)
Bullet: 234 (peak)

[ionic ledge]

- i figure it out

[steel salmon]

went from 640 to 800 in rapids in the past hour

on a 7 winstreak

[olive urchin]

W,that happened to me 2 days ago. I went on a 9 game win streak and reached 500. right after lost 6 and back to 450 now

[shut agate]

BRO THAT'S ME YESTERDAY

Got to 2470 in blitz then dropped hard to 2290

[steel salmon]

this server either has sub 1000 or over 2000 no in between

[olive urchin]

Damn,you lost 180 elo😭

[shut agate]

but gained 80 in rapid

I'm not sure what's going on

[dense flint]

yo

[olive urchin]

Me too man,i had only sniffed the 500's before I fell off

[wet trellis]

hlo

[dense flint]

hallo

[ionic ledge]

you didnt sleep well

[mint adder]

average you’ll get it back

[mellow basalt]

no way i just found out that chess.com was on discord 😭

[ancient fractal]

Bruh how tf did I get 2 lichess apps

[wet trellis]

what are we talking about here?

[ionic ledge]

...

[dense flint]

idk am new here as well maybe chess

[wind bay]

Android blud

[ionic ledge]

is that a femboy

[mellow basalt]

yo bro I came here for chess and i see this 😭

[wind bay]

Also chesskid
Banned

[ancient fractal]

That's a woman bruh

[wet trellis]

you wanna play?

[wind bay]

Blud either not allowed here or there 💔

[shut agate]

I'm also new TT

[mortal bronze]

don't say that

[dense flint]

nah

[wet trellis]

np

[ionic ledge]

bro its ok dawg no one has anythin against you liking femboys

[mortal bronze]

i am on a 9 game win streak as we speak

[shut agate]

huh why

[mortal bronze]

@shut agate this is why

[ancient fractal]

I can dm ya

[mint adder]

real talk uhh one is the normal lichess app the other is lichess beta

[mint adder]

sankyuu, wo ai ni

[mortal bronze]

i feel like it's best if i don't play for a while

[shut agate]

okok

[ancient fractal]

Really? I downloaded 1 from Google play a few years back

And when I checked Google play again today, it says not installed

So I installed it again and got 2 lichess apps

[dense flint]

I can't play chess on mobile and my PC is broken😭

[mellow basalt]

discord has chess on it cuh

[dense flint]

am playing something else here

[ionic ledge]

guys i am going to chessleep

[wet trellis]

ya but its not the best

[wind bay]

How did bro get that “game” in the profile lmao

[mellow basalt]

shoooot we dont talk about that

I left it open from earlier

[wind bay]

Bruh lol

[mellow basalt]

I was watching queens gambit on there

[copper gulch]

hello

[dense flint]

hello

[wind bay]

Yo

[copper gulch]

they human flag

[dense flint]

I watched pawn sacrifice there

[sudden roost]

we arent horses

we're humans

humans are

[copper gulch]

....

and then he dies jajajajjaaja

[dense flint]

maybe we are disturbed

[crude solstice]

Am I odd that I never watched squid game 1

[ionic ledge]

guywssssss lwoook

bunny (:

[crude solstice]

Bro saved the pic

Sus

[ionic ledge]

lmao i copy and pasted the wrong thing

[wind bay]

Squirrel pro max

[dense flint]

yo I seen it last time as well

[ionic ledge]

yeah i sent it twice

I have a problem

heres the hamster

[dense flint]

that problematic

[ionic ledge]

ik it is

[tranquil basin]

Wassup

[shut agate]

hi

[dense flint]

oh lonesome me

[ionic ledge]

(:

[copper gulch]

ew wtf is that

[ionic ledge]

😡 its a hamster

[dense flint]

he's alive damn

[copper gulch]

no comment

[ionic ledge]

NO way you dont like that guy he is the cutest crrature on the planet

[wind bay]

Why bro no ears

[dense flint]

I thought he was different hamster

[tranquil basin]

Bro I’m so dead rn

[ionic ledge]

he got ears

[tranquil basin]

I’m running on 3 hrs of sleep. Such a bad idea

Someone stop me the next time I do this

[ionic ledge]

sorry man ):

you shiuld sleep more

[dense flint]

make it 2 even numbers better

[foggy fern]

Hi

[ionic ledge]

frick i should sleep

[shut agate]

"play for a win"

[foggy fern]

Flag

[dense flint]

I would lose

[copper gulch]

sorry

[shut agate]

don't mind that 2 sec it's a bug

[raven sinew]

My citys power went out

[dense flint]

good

[shut agate]

he had 40 sec that move

[tranquil basin]

I am like asleep rn

My head hurts, and I have to fly in 2 days

[foggy fern]

Hmm

[tranquil basin]

Why tf no one stops me

[waxen wraith]

your patience is incredible i would’ve resigned

[tranquil basin]

I need help bro, if I do something like this during tournament I need a server mod to time me out

[shut agate]

I won with that position tho

[tranquil basin]

Because otherwise I will not stop

[shut agate]

cuz opposite color bishop

[waxen wraith]

how do i not have english keyboard wait

[shut agate]

and nothing can defend those white pawns

[tranquil basin]

To play chess till 4 am

[waxen wraith]

lucky doe

[tranquil basin]

Yo wanna play chess?

What’s yo elo, rated? I gotta farm someone

[shut agate]

I'm in a rapid game and chatting at the same time nrn

[ionic ledge]

what tiem is it for you rn

[ionic ledge]

I am 400 elo

[waxen wraith]

gts bro u will become gm sometime promise

[ionic ledge]

i will play you

[crude solstice]

Go to sleep

[ionic ledge]

no he cant

[tranquil basin]

12:00 but I played till 4 am last night

[ionic ledge]

think its like 5pm for him

[tranquil basin]

I woke up at 7

[ionic ledge]

GO TO SLEEP if it midnight

[novel ice]

hello chat, wanna watch a random video? 😎

[ionic ledge]

Its midngiht for me too

[tranquil basin]

And I have training again soon

[tranquil basin]

No it’s noon

[ionic ledge]

wAIT its noon you live in hongkong?

[ionic ledge]

Do you know the hong kong math team?

[tranquil basin]

Yeh

Name some, maybe ik the name

[novel ice]

https://youtu.be/jD3B5sp4Ars?si=k9Oy6X9PVmHOhQpo

[waxen wraith]

magnus fartson might actually win this one

[tranquil basin]

Ik the good guys, idk if the good guys are the best

[novel ice]

Watch this i made it

[ionic ledge]

lmao 😭

[ionic ledge]

lemme think

[shut agate]

ok but I'm doing it illegally

[copper gulch]

get rest. get off discord

[limpid sleet]

black to move

idk whats the purpose of this puzzle

[ionic ledge]

does mikimot or culver sound fmailiar?

idk if those aee their names in hongkong

[ionic ledge]

mikimoto was one spot away from the imo team

I think culver ws on the math team

[shut agate]

Does anyone listen to some pop music while playing rapid online

[ionic ledge]

no headass

[novel ice]

it takes me 1 day, it's tough to make video like this

😎

[ionic ledge]

no wonder u are 2000 ello and not world champion like me

[shut agate]

Bruh I don't 💀

Just want to know how someone does that

[ionic ledge]

they probably put it really low

I dont think anyone can play chess with music competetively unless they are hardwired to do that or something

[shut agate]

I can only do it while playing bullet

rapid if I do it it's still ok but just lower accuracy

[ionic ledge]

what music do yu liten to

[high gorge]

! profile

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1451 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 1355 (peak)
Bullet: 1443 (peak)

[shut agate]

in bullet, probably like, Stay, Ghost

[copper gulch]

woah u can do that?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darun Kledmanee (tatar)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Darun Kledmanee (tatar)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2340 (2370 peak)
Blitz: 2299 (2476 peak)
Bullet: 2418 (2555 peak)

[shut agate]

Yep

[high gorge]

I'm 1 game from breaking my Rapid peak,

[ionic ledge]

guys I am 🗿

[high gorge]

After losing 100 elo last night, But I'll rest now

[ionic ledge]

i am currently #1 in the world in rapid

[high gorge]

Rapid maybe, But I need to hear my pieces when I'm playing Blitz

[shut agate]

and me who still loves playing bullet while Eastern Asia Youth tournament starting in 2 weeks

[high gorge]

That's why they say castle before move 10

[ionic ledge]

nvm i am now #2

[shut agate]

I'd just use the vibration if I really wanted to that

[dense flint]

How to actually do something

[raven sinew]

Its a cool piece sac

[high gorge]

Your opponent was a paid actor 😭 he did everything wrong

[ionic ledge]

I am 2942 elo in rapid wh owants to 1v1

[raven sinew]

All my opponents do that

[high gorge]

YOUR ROLES SAYS OTHERWISE

[ionic ledge]

want to 1v1 me?

[ionic ledge]

my roles are broken...

[raven sinew]

No

[ionic ledge]

why

[ionic ledge]

I am undefeated in chess...

[torpid elk]

Anyone able to tell me how long a blitz tournament lasts?

[limpid sleet]

it took me only 30 mins to make these types of videos. when I had a yt channel I made amazing videos withing some hours.

[limpid sleet]

2 - 3 hours

it can end within 1 - 2 hours ngl

[torpid elk]

Wondering if a 7x2 5m blitz tournament will be done in 3 hours

[limpid sleet]

average 10 mins per round

[raven sinew]

Wyd here

[ionic ledge]

DOG

are you regarded?

Do you even use the pythagoreon theorem when you are crossing the street!??!?!

BRO it is obvious

[raven sinew]

Then say a move

[ionic ledge]

let me think dawg

[valid pivot]

hmm attractive

[ionic ledge]

this is a thinker

[glacial ravine]

@clever abyss dude when are you going to get a chess title

[tranquil basin]

Nah bro those are like Pokémon names or smthing

[glacial ravine]

you casually beat FMs and CMs like its nothing

[raven sinew]

It is

[ionic ledge]

Simple

[tranquil basin]

It’s noon, and I got training, I can’t

[torpid elk]

Bh4

Let them take

Retreat

[ionic ledge]

h4 a4

[shut agate]

guys what's ur opinion

[ionic ledge]

h4 a4

[sudden roost]

why do tears come out when i lay on my side

[glacial ravine]

I always get less than 80 accuracy.. (proceeds to get over 80 accuracy on almost all games)

[ionic ledge]

NEXT four moves are self evident so i wont mention them

[raven sinew]

@clever abyss I'm 2500 wanna play

[torpid elk]

Not a4, b1

[glacial ravine]

i dont know but this is extremely annoying

[sudden roost]

pro

[shut agate]

with 4 games played and a new account

🤣

[ionic ledge]

because ur gay

[glacial ravine]

is that your account

[sudden roost]

bro plays cjdc

[shut agate]

nah

[sudden roost]

im not gay 😡

[waxen wraith]

probably well regarded player

[glacial ravine]

i do not play cjdc lol

[shut agate]

it says that account wants to be friends with me 💀

[sudden roost]

actually maybe a little

[ionic ledge]

tell it to the COURT..

[sudden roost]

nemonemonemonemo

[raven sinew]

Who do you prefer

[glacial ravine]

oh.. idk if stockfish took over their account

yk stockfish has a lot of alts on chess.com

[sudden roost]

the winning team

[shut agate]

at least I won't play them the first game

normally in a rapid arena I'd just play the first game, take the elo and run

[ancient fractal]

White has a lead in development

[ionic ledge]

White

white is going to win the game

[torpid elk]

Engine says be5, followed by f6, dxc5, then force the queen trade... NGL, didn't see that option.

[ionic ledge]

comedian in the chat

[copper gulch]

then whenever you can.

[ionic ledge]

ok img oing to sleep

pls watch the server while i gone

[sudden roost]

finally its gone

[shut agate]

probably worth it

[ancient fractal]

Jesus. I have no idea you'd be this strong

[real sparrow]

black it's 1 pawn up

[median zodiac]

I regret inviting you into the server. You might start snatching all the prizes lol

[shut agate]

bruh

[median zodiac]

Jkjk lol

[shut agate]

I won't play all lol

there must be some similar level players to mine don't worry 🤣

[limpid sleet]

@shut agate 1 game? ;)

[raven sinew]

And it's the only good one

[median zodiac]

There are like 2 other people who are above 2000 there

[torpid elk]

Just retreating is still positive.

[shut agate]

tmr I need to go to school at 7:40 and finish at 9:20

what's the point of going that short 💀

[raven sinew]

Only an engine is holding it. In a blitz game black wins for sure

[torpid elk]

I don't think your average person will see that sequence, even in classical

[shut agate]

sry in a game rn

[torpid elk]

Good line for black to play

[limpid sleet]

np

[raven sinew]

Idk I think there's a chance I would

[copper gulch]

hi

they changed the tag colour

wasn't it yellow before

[tranquil basin]

White, I give a shit abt pawns I will just mate u after 0-0 somewhere

[modest fern]

guys someone want to play some games?

not sure if this is the right channel to ask for games but alr

[shut agate]

it is ofc

[tranquil basin]

What is this position bro

[median zodiac]

Sure

[tranquil basin]

Piece up for nothing or am I tweaking

[raven sinew]

A cool one

[modest fern]

are you the real 100 elo chess simp?

[raven sinew]

What move

[tranquil basin]

Like if I just play bh4 or be5 like what is your jdes

Idea?

Be5 just to force out f6 why not

[median zodiac]

Maybe

[tranquil basin]

And then f6 maybe e4 even works

[raven sinew]

Be5 is the only move really

[tranquil basin]

After bh4 what happens

Or bg5 just for me to understand

[raven sinew]

cxd4

[tranquil basin]

Nb1?

Qb6 and bf5 or what

[raven sinew]

E5

[tranquil basin]

And engine says u have enough compensation?

[raven sinew]

And qb6

Wait qb6 first then e5

[tranquil basin]

I don’t understand, I am piece up for nothing how can this be bad

[raven sinew]

Yes

[tranquil basin]

Would not play e5 as black

Would play bf5 a tempo

I think I have decent chances there with rc8 nb4 ideas

There I can understand, but to play e5 to say I don’t give a shit is too much

[raven sinew]

That comes later

[tranquil basin]

What’s the difference between e5 or bf5 first

Does be5 f6 e4 work by any chance

[raven sinew]

I guess I dont know it might be fine too lol

[tranquil basin]

Fxe5 xd5 xd4 xc6 xc3 bb5

I’m guessing and this looks just insane

Qxd1 rxd1 and kf7 I think is only

But to go for this is just insane

[raven sinew]

dxc5 is better but that works too

Dxc5 instead of e4

[tranquil basin]

Yeah ik dxc5 but just interesting to see if e4 just wins by force

[raven sinew]

Queens come off

[tranquil basin]

Because e4 is looking like i mate u

[tranquil basin]

Yes I can see but bb5 with c6 looks gg

[raven sinew]

If they go be5 dxc5 black is pretty cooked

2 pawns for very little comp

[tranquil basin]

Yeah I can see

But e4 still looks interesting, the concept of it

[tranquil basin]

Can we play now

I want to crush u somewhere

In some KiD

[dawn dagger]

https://lichess.org/kGGoH4Md/black

[frosty peak]

Frank075 (1377) vs. pbandjamz (1385)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Nc6 5. Nc3 Bg4 6. Be2 e6 7. h3 Bxf3 8. Bxf3 Be7 9. O-O Nf6 10. Be3 O-O 11. Re1 Qc7 12. a3 a6 13. Qd3 b5 14. Ne2 b4 15. c3 a5 16. a4 Rfc8 17. Rac1 bxc3 18. Rxc3 Bb4 19. Bf4 Qd7 20. Bg5 Bxc3 21. bxc3 Rab8 22. Bxf6 gxf6 23. Bh5 Rb3 24. Qg3+ Kf8 25. Qf4 Ke7 26. Qh6 Ra3 27. Qxh7 Rf8 28. Nf4 Kd8 29. Qg7 Re8 30. Qxf6+ Re7 31. Re3 Rxa4 32. Rg3 Kc7 33. Rg7 Nd8 34. Rg8 Ra3 35. Bg4 Rxc3 36. Nh5 

[tranquil basin]

Some random nasty move in KID

So many nasty moves, I play all of em in classical

Just fun to play some garbage KID move order like amin bassem

This guy is a pro at KID

Goes straight for +2 out of opening and crushes Keymer

[simple lark]

Mf I am dropped back to 2500 😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aidanlow

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2010 (peak)
Blitz: 2505 (peak)
Bullet: 2582 (2676 peak)

[stable magnet]

THIS 4 PLAYER MODERN VARIANT IS HELLA ADDICTING
https://www.chess.com/variants/4-player-chess/game/85589450

4 player chess, when you find the right match without anyone teaming up, is fun af

[dawn dagger]

dubbled my elo

twice as good as me

(15+10 players are better than 10+0 players tho)

[copper anvil]

sick and tired of playing against queen simulator players. is the only way to just be like 1000 elo better than them to be able to beat them on the clock? related pic:

[summer thistle]

Hey

[limpid sleet]

rate out of 10

[summer thistle]

My friend want to play chess with someone anyone?

[inland oak]

0

Not world champion

[median zodiac]

Sure

[summer thistle]

Give me ur id

[limpid sleet]

These arent mine 🥹

[median zodiac]

Chessy_Simp

[summer thistle]

Come to server voice

Thesalesman is id pf my friend

[median zodiac]

Which voice chat?

[tranquil basin]

F brooooooo

[summer thistle]

Any ill find u there

[median zodiac]

Okay

[summer thistle]

Add me ill voice there

[fresh spruce]

hey

hi*

[median zodiac]

Alr

Done

[simple lark]

Shit ahh bullet

[paper zenith]

top o' the morning chat!

[dusty hazel]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/140527297696?tab=review&move=22

[frosty peak]

Six_5222 (486) vs. DontPlayMeOk (456)

Move List

1. e4 [d5] 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qe6+ 4. Be2 b6 5. Nf3 Bb7 6. O-O Bxf3 7. Bxf3 c6 8. Re1 Qf5 9. d4 Nf6 10. d5 cxd5 11. Nxd5 Nc6 12. Nc7# 

[dusty hazel]

best game I've ever played 96% accuracy

[tacit wren]

lol 14 moves

[empty forge]

cheater

96% accuracy is not achievable for humans

at most you can get 85%

[dusty hazel]

it was a quick game

[empty forge]

you have a quick engine

[burnt kindle]

Look at the game before accusing somone lol

[empty forge]

i dont need to

numbers speak for themselves

[burnt kindle]

I think you're just mad because you're bad at chess

[empty forge]

if you cant understand all the sophisticated deep behind my argument then go back to elementary school

[burnt kindle]

👍

[empty forge]

im joking :(

[burnt kindle]

No way fr 😱

[dusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/kris-deltarune-gif-26860046

[mortal bronze]

went on to lose 9 games out of 13 played

[empty forge]

no...

[mortal bronze]

lost all the rating i had gained too

[empty forge]

whats ur rate

[mortal bronze]

i got 97% in a blitz game like yesterday

[burnt kindle]

Btw when rage baiting you're not supposed to reveal that you're rage baiting

[empty forge]

i felt bad :(

[mortal bronze]

but you are just rage baiting

[empty forge]

im sensible :(

[burnt kindle]

It's all good, she found it really funny

[mortal bronze]

i trust you

[dusty hazel]

Lol

[unreal shoal]

Hornyemoji

[fading orchid]

I love you too

What the helly are those terrible links in your bio

[valid hazel]

Any good YouTube channels for beginners guys , most beginners guides are not for beginners lols

[rain lantern]

I saw you before I slept and I see you again

Are you on discord everytime?

[fading orchid]

Are you really 2260

Whats your account?

[valid hazel]

[median zodiac]

@summer thistle gg

[fading orchid]

Yeah you're not 2260

[twilit creek]

nice

[dusty hazel]

thanks