💬〡chess-talk

[plucky kelp]

ok but if I was a furry then how come I'm posting cat gifs instead of furry gifs? case closed I'm a cat not a furry :3

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-cat-cat-swim-but-heres-the-swimmer-gif-27014997

[plucky kelp]

JUNE 18TH ISNT REAL

[opaque dune]

im down

[opaque dune]

cuz ur a secret furry cat

[digital parcel]

Insult 1700’s too as i am one

[cosmic quest]

1700s are all the above

[digital parcel]

Nice one

[cosmic quest]

thanks

i love cyberbullying

[kindred crypt]

Wb july 18th?

[opaque dune]

1700 is a fun era tbh

[digital parcel]

I mean cyberbullying is a good thing from time to time

[plucky kelp]

July 18th I have no problem with

[kindred crypt]

I love being groomed

[digital parcel]

It fixes some people

[plucky kelp]

what

[digital parcel]

?

[kindred crypt]

Child

[kindred crypt]

Okat thansk

[cosmic quest]

this became really awkward

[kindred crypt]

I just reached 1800 with no excitement cuz i know i will tilt

[late wyvern]

Certified discord moment

[kindred crypt]

Magnoose or hakamura

[digital parcel]

In chess talk when you start talking about something that is a bit controversial you find people defending things that can’t be defended publically in society lil

Lol*

[plucky kelp]

imagine deciding to be a cat and then people call u a furry for it

[wild elk]

whats the average chess.com puzzle rating

[plucky kelp]

10 million

[cosmic quest]

idk like 2000

[wild elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-16258174987336597266

[kindred crypt]

1900

[late wyvern]

Hikakamura all the way

[wild elk]

kay

[kindred crypt]

Nakakaru?

[wild elk]

Then how the heck does hikaru nakamura has 3900

[cosmic quest]

i think my phone is dying i plugged it in and it said "fully charged in 48 hours" on screen

[kindred crypt]

Thanks i have your respect 😊

[rough acorn]

did somebody read "my system" from Aaron Nimzovitch ?

[digital parcel]

Depending on what you mean by average

For people that are not regular chess players it’s around 1500 i guess

For people that are regular it’s around 2000

[digital parcel]

No good player even cares about their puzzle rating

[kindred crypt]

Maybe change the cable

[opaque dune]

is that some self estimation

[digital parcel]

Yea

[opaque dune]

it makes sense tho

[clear crypt]

yo

[digital parcel]

Not sure tho

[cosmic quest]

gurt

[wild elk]

So what abt ...

[tame whale]

e4 c5 😩

[kindred crypt]

I hate polar circumcised people

[wild elk]

And he only took 600 puzzles to do that bro waaa

[kindred crypt]

Gay

[digital parcel]

He has that rating but doesn’t care

[opaque dune]

yea typical avg chess player

[digital parcel]

Some people have 50000 elo in puzzle 💀

[wild elk]

[cosmic quest]

because bro already knows every positions answer he doesnt need puzzles

[rotund rover]

Guys can anyone explain what just happened?

[kindred crypt]

A second

[rough acorn]

Thats not the same

[late wyvern]

How do blitz scores go above 3k what’s the scale

[wild elk]

It took me 1700 puzzles and im still like 1300 ratings below him

or more idk math

[rotund rover]

What

[kindred crypt]

A minute

[digital parcel]

It’s a glico 1 elo system

[tawny narwhal]

will dm link i think i get muted for sending here

[digital parcel]

🤓

[tawny narwhal]

dont expect excellence doe

[cosmic quest]

devote your entire life into chess maybe you'll be there (not guaranteed)

[rough acorn]

New elo system, I think there are 3 types : FIDE one (oldest), chesscom (medium aged) and lichess (newest one)

[pure cape]

Are multiple accounts not allowed?

[wild elk]

😭

[digital parcel]

Which makes the scores vary violently with innactivity

[wild elk]

...

[rough acorn]

They are under a few conditions

[kindred crypt]

Real drinks

[late wyvern]

Icic. P interesting I can’t even imagine the math that goes into glicko

[opaque dune]

yea u should've censored lich*ss

[kindred crypt]

Wanna hear a joke?

[cosmic quest]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-server-dragon-ball-gif-23218250

[wild elk]

https://link.chess.com/play/Mcf8nf

[vale vortex]

Tell me about it

[kindred crypt]

Thanks from you

[cosmic quest]

what does that mean 😭

[wild elk]

Bruh no one even joined

anyone?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ansh Kabra (ansh)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ansh Kabra (ansh)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1538 (peak)
Blitz: 1318 (1452 peak)
Bullet: 1601 (1702 peak)

[light maple]

Hi

[pure cape]

What are those conditions?

[vale vortex]

I have one. Knock knock

[clear crypt]

i have a rare username

[late wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-walkinandout-funny-gif-5070740

[late wyvern]

Me when I saw 1 min

[rough acorn]

#〘📝〙rules I think its written there

[light maple]

Everybody has a rare username

[rough acorn]

Well its not

[pure cape]

Those are only discord rules

[vale vortex]

!alt

[glass robin]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[rough acorn]

https://support.chess.com/en/articles/8568381-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[plucky kelp]

@potent gulch dang... that's rough

[cosmic quest]

crazy to think i was 400 when i joined

now im a 2000 nerd

[dull dirge]

Who's at the door

[cosmic quest]

can we delete the server already

[late wyvern]

200 gang

[rough acorn]

2000 in less than 2 years gg !!

[cosmic quest]

in 1 year 🤓

[rough acorn]

Did you have a training plan or smt ?

[cosmic quest]

no

[rough acorn]

You joined in October 2023

We are in July 2025

[cosmic quest]

And i wasnt active then

[rough acorn]

Oh ok

[cosmic quest]

i started being active in 2024

[rough acorn]

Thats actually insane

[hazy osprey]

gg

[cosmic quest]

i think its been 1 year exactly

[rough acorn]

How much time you play a day ?

[somber kindle]

Is the Sicilian good?

[cosmic quest]

i used to play like 3-4 15|10 games in summer

[rough acorn]

Depends on your level, no if youre beginner, yeah if youre advanced

[cosmic quest]

Last summer that is

[rough acorn]

And absolutely phenomenally great when you are top level

[cosmic quest]

i stopped grinding since school and i havent played since

rapid
but i got into classical

im still mid

[rough acorn]

I never played classical in my whole life

[hazy osprey]

what is your blitz elo?

[rancid stag]

how tf am I getting the craziest forks from 200 elo bro

I'm going insane

[wild elk]

is 200 elo even possible

dont they jsut give u like 800 from the start

[cloud steeple]

Yeah you can go as low as 100 elo

[rough acorn]

i think the lowest is 100

[wild elk]

when u create the account thats what happened to me i think

[rough acorn]

But i guess like everybody under 700 are basically the same

[grim walrus]

why was this such a bad move that it swung the advantage from -5 to +4?

[rough acorn]

bishop takes f7 ?

[grim walrus]

no

[wild elk]

dang really gave me 500-900rated roleDUDE Does this loko like 500

[grim walrus]

brings the adv back to black actually

[cloud steeple]

white plays Rxf7

[dull blaze]

huh

[wild elk]

they shoulve make a new role like 900-1500

[potent gulch]

Yee 😭, i won't put the blame on it but I'm quite tired already, that was like, the third game and I lost that pace, tho I guess my mistake were a miss calculation, I overlooked he could take my c pawn with their queen, and when I saw it, it felt like a punch on the face 😭

[rough acorn]

so rook takes

[plucky kelp]

yeah... you had a clear win at one point too.
d5 Ba4

[wild elk]

is anyone here actually like a cm fm or im gm

[rough acorn]

and rook f8 is checkmate, so you have to give up your bishop

[grim walrus]

yeah looks like it. and I would have hung mate in 1 if that was actually played

[potent gulch]

I saw ba4 with the engine, I didn't understood why was it so good

[plucky kelp]

there are a few CMs, FMs and IMs

[late wyvern]

Cm was in here earlier today

[small jungle]

thats tuff💔

[wild elk]

ohh

[rough acorn]

Yeah

[wild elk]

i wanna play aganist em

[rough acorn]

Not me but there are

I want it so much too

Just playing one titled player in my whole life would be pretty good

[potent gulch]

Yeee, that happens, plus I missed winning moves two times lol

[rough acorn]

Cause you win a rook ?

Or a knight

[potent gulch]

OHHHHH, it wasn't the position i was thinking about, holy!! 😭🙏

I seeeee, d5, remove the knight from the diagonal!!!

Dang it! That was such a miss focus of mine, I didn't even noticed the rooks aligned

I could feel his rooks were weird

Tho didn't saw anything

Ahhhh, that's a big lesson fr

I'll pay more attention to it next time

[plucky kelp]

did Apro just kill chat

[hazy falcon]

the polish openning is the best openning ever

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[pure flame]

No, Im afraid of woman

[hushed loom]

chess.com rly doesn't want me to go 2000

but I'mana do it anyways

[kindred crypt]

To be honest i'm afraid of your rate hehe

[steel salmon]

https://www.chess.com/article/view/how-to-win-with-the-halloween-gambit
wow an actual reason to play the four knights

[pure flame]

my rating, its not good, Im washed. Havent played rapid in a month and a half

[kindred crypt]

Mhmh wanna try?

[pure flame]

okay then, just 1 game cause I have an exam tmmrw and wanna be slightly awake

[steel salmon]

yeehaw

[kindred crypt]

Okayy whats your username?

[pure flame]

goedeschaker

[kindred crypt]

I'm gonna send you invite in game nowww

[steel salmon]

vro got hacked 🥀

[hazy falcon]

who plays in here the polish openning?

[steel salmon]

🪰

[tall hinge]

Whats ur elo

[small jungle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[blazing forum]

Anyone here that sucks at chess?

[last oracle]

Back, just went through a break up

[pure flame]

you stopped playing queens gambit?

thats sad

[blazing forum]

Win your game already

[hushed loom]

It hurts

[last oracle]

Queens gambit broke my heart too many times lol

[pure flame]

gg, dunno what I was doing after Qg4 Rc1 tbh, kinda unfortunate you hung a queen there

after Qh6 Ra1 I thought you have quite a lot of play for the pawn with Re5 Rg5 ideas

[cosmic wyvern]

chat what is the worst chess opening

[blazing forum]

I got u bro

All of them

[pure flame]

f3 Kf2, or bongcloud

[cosmic wyvern]

thanks twin

[cosmic wyvern]

no bongcloud is goated

[blazing forum]

Ofc anytime

[mild obsidian]

Yoo

[tawny narwhal]

ggs fr

[opaque dune]

ggs well done i enjoyed the games

[tawny narwhal]

very wp u play like the high elo chess.com bots

[cosmic wyvern]

bongcloud might be the best chess opening

[somber kindle]

I play the closed Sicilian

[cosmic wyvern]

idk

[kindred crypt]

1200+ wbu?

[tawny narwhal]

very immediately punishing stuffs

[opaque dune]

lmao thx

[tall hinge]

1000

[cosmic wyvern]

look its player 100

[opaque dune]

i blundered a bit tho
u missed f5 in the last game

[tawny narwhal]

i wondered if it worked or if i had to do the quene trade

[somber kindle]

What opening do you play?

[kindred crypt]

I gave u my Queen for free yeah i was walking to home lol sorry it could be better for me but anyways hehe thx for your time and the match 🙃

[tawny narwhal]

tbh that was an insane baiting move

[tall hinge]

King indian

[tawny narwhal]

because u had a loooot of play against f5

[kindred crypt]

Whats your username? Lets try 🙂

[tawny narwhal]

it looks scary af from my side

[opaque dune]

it was winning

[somber kindle]

Player 100

[blazing forum]

Playing whilst walking against 2200 I love it

[tall hinge]

I cant rn

[opaque dune]

lmao i was scared of it as well

[somber kindle]

It’s player 100

[pure flame]

I mean 2200s arent good

Im one of em lmao

[somber kindle]

He left discord

[blazing forum]

Never said they were

[kindred crypt]

I always do my best lol but this time i did my worst lol

[opaque dune]

btw u can add me so we can play more later

[blazing forum]

2200 is advanced but not good

[somber kindle]

You’re a blunder

[tawny narwhal]

heard that lmk when u want to play always love to spar

[kindred crypt]

Btw do u wanna connect your acc to the dc to get trusted role here? 🙂

[pure flame]

I mean in the opening you were also like losing for most of the time, I kinda missed the Qd2 move

[blazing forum]

Nah I’m good

Thx tho

[pure flame]

which was a nice find

[opaque dune]

alr bet i'm down whenever we can

[blazing forum]

I’ll just get given a bunch of roles I don’t need if I do that

[kindred crypt]

Okay sir 🫡 i'll be careful for next time 🙂👉🏻👈🏻

[pure flame]

I prefer the Nf6 lines as black earlier, like now you spent too many moves on getting my bishop. other than that not too many big blunders apart from the queenhang ofc

[kindred crypt]

You use your bishop well, thats why i focused on that🤷🏼‍♀️

[blazing forum]

Gtg maybe I’ll play some of you at some point goodbye

[pure flame]

like e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bb5 a6 Ba4 Nf6 O-O b5 Bb3 Be7 or Bc5 are quite solid lines

[pure flame]

something like this

or this, but then again these are like very well respected spanish lines, so not really something you should worry about when you are 1200

just trying to castle quickly and develop your pieces, so you dont get attacked quickly in the centre, thats kind of the main point 😅

[tawdry mango]

Spanish so deep that this is just the surface. I remember when I was first getting more into chess I saw Hikaru and Magnus basically blitz out a 30 move draw line in the Spanish like wth

[thorny mist]

@inland oak Not me trying to play a philidor game like a scotch gambit and checkmating my opponent in literally 10 moves (I HAD A FREAKING 98.4 ACCURACY LMAO)

[tawdry mango]

Found it: https://www.chess.com/events/2023-norway-chess/05/Nakamura_Hikaru-Carlsen_Magnus

[small jungle]

Average berlin game

[tawdry mango]

All theory 31 moves 💀

[pure flame]

true I know some lines 20 moves deep and I am like about 1800 FIDE, so yeah its kinda hard. but still think these lines are better than going for b5 Na5 immediately

[small jungle]

b5 Na5 Bxf7!!

[cold kite]

apro

[tawdry mango]

They finished both with 1h55 still on the clock. Crazy man these players know everything

[gloomy zealot]

marshal attack right

[pure flame]

these days people dont allow the marshall unless they want a draw, like these lines are way too drawish, people play anti marshall

[pure flame]

IDK I dont like random piece gambits for 2 pawns, I am more a fan of quick development

[small jungle]

I only play it in blitz or bullet

It's equalish I think

[pure flame]

true, but castling is just += for white, so why go for something strange in rapid/longer tc

similar that I will play alien gambit in blitz, but wouldnt go for it in classical/rapid in a serious game

[small jungle]

Tbh I don't see many people playing the immediate b5 na5

[kindred crypt]

I actually do this all the time but this time idk i wanted to attack lol

Thanks again 🙂

[pure flame]

yeah its a surprise weapon, it isnt that scary unless people know it. It is still a decent line, I think it is called the norwegian defense or something

[small jungle]

Norwegian ye

[pure flame]

if white misplays you have bishop pair for nothing and some play I think

[kindred crypt]

bro plays alien gambit

[pure flame]

not often most of the time I play advanced caro or tal variation. Alien gambit is just for fun for me

[kindred crypt]

unrated?

[pure flame]

no I have played it in rated, but I dont care when I play if I win or lose

like it is fun to play it in blitz for a few games, its quite tricky

[kindred crypt]

c5 js refutes it

[pure flame]

similarly that a4 Ra3 isnt that dubious in blitz or h4 Rh3

I know engines will refute it immediately but for funzies it aint that terrible

[pure flame]

I would prefer doing this than playing the cow NGL

[pure flame]

d5?!

[kindred crypt]

alr prepped that

[pure flame]

I have won vs Qxd5 Bc4 Qxc4 Ne5 a few times lmao

but yeah I know the line is objectively lost, but in blitz its not that bad to play a few times just for fun

[pure flame]

what rating are you?

[kindred crypt]

1900-2000

[pure flame]

fair enough

[nimble arch]

cap

[waxen wraith]

is learning checkmate lines worth it

[kindred crypt]

erm

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1697 (1719 peak)
Blitz: 1883 (1951 peak)
Bullet: 1907 (2003 peak)

[nimble arch]

bullet :p

[waxen wraith]

i don't think it is

[kindred crypt]

1950 blitz then

[nimble arch]

u aint 1950 blitz

[kindred crypt]

i was this morning

[nimble arch]

this aint the morining is it?

[kindred crypt]

whats your problem

[last oracle]

lol

[nimble arch]

im just saying that aint ur rating

[kindred crypt]

why do you care lmao

[nimble arch]

I dont like people making up stuff

[last oracle]

Cus he's the baddest, most loved moderator here I think lol

the most badass moderator I mean-

[deep herald]

my rating is 3,184,593,584,942.9472 i am that good when i win i get 0.0001 of elo and when i lose it is 5,000,000

trust

[high gorge]

We believe you Sabrina

[deep herald]

thanks

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)

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Name: Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1426 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 1355 (peak)
Bullet: 1443 (peak)

[nimble arch]

fun fact, FIDE has a minimum elo gain

chess.com doesnt, chess.com just says +0

[deep herald]

and i gain 0.0001

cuz i am that cracked

[nimble arch]

the minimum elo gain is not a float

*correction

It is not a float below 0.8

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> paint

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1358 (1394 peak)
Blitz: 871 (879 peak)
Bullet: 927 (936 peak)

[frosty temple]

YEEEEES

YEEEEEEEES

[zenith patio]

gg

[tall hinge]

What

[nimble arch]

@kindred crypt are you a london player

[tall hinge]

No he from italy

[nimble arch]

not funny

[proud tapir]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/140499257854 I would call this dumb luck

[frosty peak]

yudi214 (373) vs. juangomezbot (389)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Qd3 Nc6 3. Qb3 Be6 4. h3 Nxd4 5. Qa4+ Bd7 6. Qxd4 Nf6 7. Qb4 e6 8. Qxb7 Rc8 9. Qxa7 c6 10. e3 Qc7 11. Qa4 c5 12. Qb3 c4 13. Qc3 Ne4 14. Qd4 e5 15. Qd1 Bb4+ 16. c3 Bxc3+ 17. bxc3 O-O 18. Qxd5 Rfd8 19. Bxc4 Bf5 20. Qxf7+ Kh8 21. Nf3 Qd7 22. Ke2 Rxc4 23. Qxc4 Nxc3+ 24. Nxc3 Bd3+ 25. Qxd3 Qxd3+ 26. Ke1 Qxc3+ 27. Nd2 Qxa1 28. Ke2 Qxa2 29. Kf3 Qd5+ 30. e4 Qd3+ 31. Kg4 Qd7+ 32. Kf3 Qd3+ 33. Kg4 Qe2+ 34. f3 Qxg2+ 

[tall hinge]

Wanna tell joke

[nimble arch]

no

[silver badge]

Guys who agree that chess players are the fastest ppl to make friends

????

@frosty peak hi Albert

lol

[limpid viper]

because they have no friends

this applies to everyone but me btw

[tall hinge]

Why did chicken cross the road

[frosty temple]

The bad grammar makes it funny

[cold kite]

I had the best game of my life today

[frosty temple]

Me too

[silver badge]

Good

[silver badge]

Nice

[cold kite]

sadly the guy was time out

[silver badge]

Bruh why?

[frosty temple]

My guy timed out too

[cold kite]

6 win streak

hahahahhahaha

[frosty temple]

But he was an IM

so idc

[silver badge]

Wow

[cold kite]

toi many checks for him

[silver badge]

lol

[cold kite]

he also lost his queen in the opening 😭

700 players are so dumboo

[silver badge]

Fr

What’s ur elo @cold kite

[cold kite]

300 rapid

100 bullet

[silver badge]

Nice am 420

[tacit basin]

yooo i just got 1400 blitz

[silver badge]

Rapid

[cold kite]

Nice

[tacit basin]

lets go

[silver badge]

Let’s goooooooooo

[cold kite]

i can beat 1000 players but not yet developed the tactics

[limpid viper]

nice

[cold kite]

depends on concentration if they game

the*

[tacit basin]

my highest peak is still 1500 bullet but i'm catching up with my blitz gameplay

[silver badge]

I play on my instincts not tactics

[atomic laurel]

anyone wanna do a chesss match my elo is 500

[cold kite]

True

[tacit basin]

sure

[atomic laurel]

user?

[tacit basin]

unrated tho, but user 1n23-1n23

[cold kite]

Any cheaters wanna play

[young swan]

Hey

[cold kite]

rates

[tall hinge]

Nice try mods

[tawdry mango]

is playing lower rated players to gain confidence unethical

[cold kite]

rated

[tawdry mango]

IGNORE THAT LOSS

[broken veldt]

how do i get perms to vc

[young swan]

No

[silver badge]

Yes

[cold kite]

thats me fr

[cold kite]

wassup vkk

[mossy pivot]

hello

[broken veldt]

how do i get perms to vc
...

[tawdry mango]

CONNECT Account

[cold kite]

connext account

connect

[mossy pivot]

hello

[broken veldt]

am i good now

[cold kite]

what

[tawdry mango]

WHY

[young swan]

Still haven't

[broken veldt]

it says on chess com i am connected

[mossy pivot]

anyone talk to me plz

[wild elk]

whatss the average puzzle rating guys

[cold kite]

yea

[cold kite]

novice prolly

1000

[mossy pivot]

hello finally

[tawdry mango]

you are now

[broken veldt]

dope thanks

[wild elk]

Alr

[mossy pivot]

anyone wanna play chess with me? (i suck but still)

[wild elk]

sure send link

[broken veldt]

bro my score is not accurate lol

[wild elk]

uN RATED pLZ!

[tawdry mango]

brother why are you 2300 with account made today

[broken veldt]

i just made this one lol

[formal fable]

So many checkmates...either my opponent isnt on the bright side or they're just messing with me 😡. I mean, there was a mate in 2 ladder checkmate. they had 2 rooks and a queen and a few pawns! i had 1 pawn and 1 bishop! This wouldn't have happened if i didnt lose my queen by misclicking

[wild elk]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-gif-1133473512926508500

[broken veldt]

key is be mid at least and play 1 minute matches lol

[mossy pivot]

happens

[dull dirge]

Ur user?

[inland abyss]

or you can have it on turbo mode

[wild elk]

https://link.chess.com/play/IekwHf I WANNA PALY AGANIST HIGH RATED OPEOPLE!

[mossy pivot]

im not high can i still play?

[tawdry mango]

very nice time usage you must be so strong!

[wild elk]

SsURUREW

[broken veldt]

yea lmfao u gotta be quick

[wild elk]

Dang no one evne ojiend

[dull dirge]

spelling

[dull dirge]

user

[mossy pivot]

i cant error can u send again

[wild elk]

https://link.chess.com/play/PFaRF5

u send then

[mossy pivot]

idk how to

i dont have friends

[silver badge]

Womp womp

lol

[wild elk]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-gif-1133473512926508500

[silver badge]

Am jk

[dull dirge]

@broken veldt What's your username on chess.com?

[mossy pivot]

yea i miss my mom too

[silver badge]

???

[mossy pivot]

nothing

[silver badge]

How u doin

[mossy pivot]

good wanna play a match?

i suck but still

[silver badge]

Not really

[mossy pivot]

ok

[silver badge]

What ur elo?

[wild elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-16258174987336597266

[silver badge]

Am 420

[wild elk]

DANG

[mossy pivot]

highest 900 so far

[hushed loom]

Sup boys

[broken veldt]

i'll play a 1 min

[hushed loom]

Highest 1998 so far

[mossy pivot]

okay im not good but still

[wild elk]

TAHTS CRAYZYYYY!!#@!@#@!#!@#1

[mossy pivot]

dang

[silver badge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hobo-cat-homeless-cat-poor-cat-gif-6296825196910378551

[wild elk]

LETR ME APLAYER YEA!!!!

[dull dirge]

What's your user, I might play

[hushed loom]

Chess.com does't want to get me 2000

[silver badge]

مرحبا

[wild elk]

https://link.chess.com/play/AYCmu2

[hushed loom]

A lt of cheaters

[wild elk]

PALYY

[broken veldt]

wanna vc up?

[hushed loom]

يا هلا

[silver badge]

كيف حال

[dull dirge]

Hlo?

[hushed loom]

والله الحمدلله وانت كيفك

[silver badge]

حمدالله

[stiff plover]

Just beat a 1750 at 93% accuracy

It was unrated tho

[silver badge]

Nice

[hushed loom]

1700-1900s r rly weak
U can reach 1900 if u palayed simply

[silver badge]

Crazy

[hushed loom]

(Also u gotta be good at tactics)

[stiff plover]

Aight

[simple lark]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-gif-18148671636020068181

[balmy totem]

I have 300 elo and I got my first brilliant

[hushed loom]

I had 7 winstreak and a cheater broke it when I was crushin them up🙂

[tall hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319826161274060823/1327514654657740811/attachment.gif

[mossy pivot]

anyone wanna play with me?

[simple lark]

https://tenor.com/view/live-battle-cats-reaction-live-reaction-gif-7992937941164848977

[balmy totem]

Me

[tawdry mango]

what a throwback

[tacit basin]

anyone wanna play 😄

[mossy pivot]

send match i cant idk how to

[tawdry mango]

that game came out when i was in gradde 7 or something

[hushed loom]

I'm rly thinking of becoming a coach

[balmy totem]

Dm

[mossy pivot]

ok

[tacit basin]

https://link.chess.com/play/sctpP5

[atomic laurel]

anyone down to do a chess match my elo is 500

[hushed loom]

The problem is no one is gonna pay if I'm not a gm yet

[tacit basin]

what's your rating

[tawdry mango]

facts do better. already 13yo becoming gms

[atomic laurel]

theres 3 years old that are gms already

[hushed loom]

Highest 1998

[tacit basin]

i've been coached by fms and nms you don't need to be gm

[tacit basin]

fide ? or cc

[hushed loom]

I Coached a guy n he says I'm pretty good at teching

[tacit basin]

getting a title is really good on a resume though, even if its a local title like nm

[hushed loom]

Cc, I can't play fide tournmnts , I'm from gaza

[high gorge]

The time difference 💀

[high gorge]

Cap

[atomic laurel]

its IMs but wtv

[tawdry mango]

me when i cap

[high gorge]

Let's go if you want, I'm 1300

[tacit basin]

??? youngest is 10 or sum

[atomic laurel]

user?

[atomic laurel]

12

[tacit basin]

highest rated 3 year old is like 1600 fide

[hushed loom]

But I'm pretty sure I'm too good

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sampi Aimar (beegreen1)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1434 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 1355 (peak)
Bullet: 1443 (peak)

[tacit basin]

ye wasn't sure if it was 12 or 10 i knew it wasn't 11 lmao

[atomic laurel]

im sending u a challenge

[dull dirge]

Yeet

[tacit basin]

anyone down to play ?

https://link.chess.com/play/clLCia

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hélio Cunha (hlio_cunha)

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 792 (842 peak)
Blitz: 604 (611 peak)
Bullet: 1079 (peak)

[broken veldt]

getting faded and waiting for someone to join at 2,3k is awesome

[tawdry mango]

we dont join games with players of your strength! way too strong!

too good for me!

[kindred crypt]

Who wanna playy?

[copper gulch]

omg hi bricked

[tawdry mango]

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WHERE HAVE U BEEN

[copper gulch]

unalive

[tawdry mango]

when did u become FOTS

[mossy pivot]

I am the happiest person

[copper gulch]

years ago 😭

[broken veldt]

we havent even played, im not that good tbh

[copper gulch]

huge flex

[tawdry mango]

aint no way

[mossy pivot]

Idk how he accepted he the goat for me

[copper gulch]

wait no the question is where have YOU been

[tawdry mango]

uh

[copper gulch]

a year ago

[tawdry mango]

oopsies

[copper gulch]

[tawdry mango]

i been also somewhere in this state

[copper gulch]

oh dear

[broken veldt]

im bout to hit 2.4

[copper gulch]

2.4 wjat

[broken veldt]

2400

[tawdry mango]

kilos on the deadlift

[copper gulch]

kilometres

[high gorge]

We can go ms

[tawdry mango]

same wavelength fr

[copper gulch]

grams

[mossy pivot]

hikaru made my day

[high gorge]

Nice

[high gorge]

Hikaru out there making people Happy

[mossy pivot]

Thx man btw does he accepts anyone's request

[high gorge]

Nope

[copper gulch]

people with "he/him/his" in their profile, are you gay

[mossy pivot]

Fr

[copper gulch]

because it's the "his" part that's giving gay

[high gorge]

Now you should try Magnus

[copper gulch]

just curious

[high gorge]

What's your elo

[hushed loom]

maybe they don't want other's to think they r girls , Like telling u whats theier gender is

[pallid ice]

R u he/him/hiv?

[mossy pivot]

I am the chosen one thx hikaru

[copper gulch]

why include the "his" part?

[hushed loom]

Idk I'm just sayin

[copper gulch]

just put he/him

[mossy pivot]

850

900 highest

[copper gulch]

perhaps

[high gorge]

Lucky Bastard 😭

[cold kite]

get vaccine 🙂

[mossy pivot]

Send request to him maybe he accepts it

[copper gulch]

no that would kill me

[pallid ice]

And tbh i dont get different pronouns make sense to begin with

But i dont wanna get cancelled so idc

[cold kite]

no way he's in your friends list??

Wow dude

[pallid ice]

I think he accepts every req

[hushed loom]

Maybe he's just saying he's not a slave by saying he's his property ?

[silver badge]

Am bored and I don’t wanna play chess what u guys suggest to do

[cursive pagoda]

[hushed loom]

😂 IDk why I'm even discussing about it

[copper gulch]

whose property? another dudes?

[cloud steeple]

Watch chess youtube

[copper gulch]

[pallid ice]

Checkers

[cursive pagoda]

[silver badge]

Anything with a board is no

[floral grove]

Anyone wanna play rn? I’m around 600 in 5 mins

[pallid ice]

He has properties=he isnt slave

[silver badge]

lol

[pallid ice]

Chess box and win first round

[copper gulch]

[hushed loom]

makes sense

[cursive pagoda]

Emoji battle?

[pallid ice]

But somehow i dont think thats the reason

[cursive pagoda]

Like puzzle battle?

[copper gulch]

lol no clue. you have the upper hand with your nitro

tate?

[torn island]

I don’t understand this puzzle and neither do y’all

[pallid ice]

Who?

[cursive pagoda]

Haha I don’t have a lot of cool emojis

[pallid ice]

Also why did u change ur name

[copper gulch]

andrew tate

[copper gulch]

you had the kitty

[pallid ice]

Bros free pizza was laced

[hushed loom]

u just make a queen

[cursive pagoda]

Which one?

The crying one is panda right?

[whole eagle]

aids

[hushed loom]

if he goes h1 there is Bg2#

[torn island]

No u dont it’s more than that no one could solve this puzzle unless u gm I don’t understand why it ended so early

I got the puzzle but not for the right reason l

[pallid ice]

Bg2 Nh3

[whole eagle]

I think that racist andrew tate that was faking being andrew tate isn't in this server anymore. Thank the lord.

[torn island]

Wrong

[cursive pagoda]

🫠

[copper gulch]

THAT ONE TOO

[torn island]

Only 1 move to win rest are draws for some reason

[copper gulch]

oh i don't really remember that 😭

[pallid ice]

How does he defend this? Infinite checks should be a no cuz u have a queen to defend

[cursive pagoda]

I have nitro just for using the animal emojis

[torn island]

I might be dumb tho maybe it makes sense I’m 2000 and don’t understand

[torn island]

Idk somehow it’s a draw but only 1 move to win

[copper gulch]

they're adorable

[torn island]

I’m confused 😭

[pallid ice]

Yea im dumb after Bg2 he just takes ur knight

[hushed loom]

u just get a QUEEEN

[cursive pagoda]

Yay thanks

[hushed loom]

if h1 Bg2 is mate

[pallid ice]

Ne2 should be it

[torn island]

No u DONT alright tell me the moves I’ll play them for you

[pallid ice]

Ne2

[torn island]

Well u gotta find the rest it’s not just ne2

[torn island]

Rook takes

[pallid ice]

If kh1 bg2

If rxe2 fxe2

[torn island]

c4

[pallid ice]

E1 queen

[torn island]

Queen takes lol

[hushed loom]

Ne2+

[torn island]

Rook takes

[pallid ice]

Oh c4 and not f4

[hushed loom]

takes with he pawn

[torn island]

Yeah

[silver badge]

Salam alaikm brothers and sisters

[wild elk]

Dang I THOUGHT ID ATLEAST BE IN TOP 100 😭

[hushed loom]

now prevent me from Queening ? ?

[pallid ice]

Qf5?

[pallid ice]

Qf5?

[torn island]

Well yeah it’s winning but only 2 moves are m8

[pallid ice]

C4 and queen covers

[copper gulch]

there's people with 4k rating

[cursive pagoda]

Puzzles have leaderboards too?

[copper gulch]

and a bunch with 3k

[torn island]

Qf5 is -7.3

[pallid ice]

U arent seeing m8

[torn island]

I know

[pallid ice]

So Qf5 will be totally fine

[cursive pagoda]

My puzzle rating is 400

[torn island]

ok fine but the move is qe8 or qe7

[mossy pivot]

yes idk how

[wild elk]

hOw i S THAT POSSIBLE

[silver badge]

Idk

[pallid ice]

Resonable

[wild elk]

Not even hikaru has 4k

[torn island]

Cheaters

[silver badge]

But possible

[wild elk]

its impossible to cheat at puzzles

[silver badge]

Am bored guys

[copper gulch]

he doesn't need puzzles lwk 😭

[pallid ice]

And whats the confusement here i dont get it

[copper gulch]

i think anitta has 4k

[torn island]

You meant rating no?

[silver badge]

Am boreddddddd

Bored

[hushed loom]

Ne2 Rxe2 c4 Qe7Be3 Qe4

[nimble arch]

anitta doesnt have 4k

[hushed loom]

r u kidding me guys?

[cursive pagoda]

Play chess 😉

[nimble arch]

puzzle rating

anitta hardly even has 3k anymore

[silver badge]

Ok

[torn island]

It’s a draw

Oh I’m dumb it’s actually possible to find the move

[pallid ice]

Queen gives checks

[wild elk]

really dude ...

[copper gulch]

wasn't she close or smth

[torn island]

Yup

[hushed loom]

no its not

[copper gulch]

maybe someone else has 4k

[wild elk]

YALL nEdA gIvE hIm MoRE WORRDS to talk with

[cursive pagoda]

It’s possible to reach 4k in puzzles

Isn’t the high score even more?

[tawdry mango]

use deeper analysis better engine

[wild elk]

...

not without cheating

[torn island]

It’s cause the bishop! So now there are no checks, no one could find that who would play h5 in the middle of that

[tawdry mango]

what are u on about bro. u can spend 10 mins per puzzzle and go to 4k as long as u dont tilt and get them wrong

[cursive pagoda]

Many titled players are close to 4k puzzle rating

[torn island]

It was a chess.com puzzle

[cursive pagoda]

They didn’t cheat

[torn island]

Chess.com ain’t wrong

[mossy pivot]

who is the highest rated player in your friends?

[tawdry mango]

u can go infinite puzzle rating

[tawdry mango]

me frfr. im 5k

[mossy pivot]

no real😭

[cursive pagoda]

That’s true

[balmy totem]

I have 11k elo

[pallid ice]

But why cant the king run f7 g6 h5 h6 and then pawn to g6?

[torn island]

How that a draw

[pallid ice]

Cuz u dont play be3

[torn island]

I’m done 😭

[pallid ice]

Right ok

[torn island]

Sorry my message cut off

[hushed loom]

Qe4

[copper gulch]

bricked u missed out so much on ur vacation

[hushed loom]

and the king runs to h6

[nimble arch]

no clue, but her puzzles was lower than me last time I checked

[simple lark]

the hell is that piece color

[copper gulch]

nvm he's gone again

[pallid ice]

How does white defend Qe4

[torn island]

I think it looks cool

[copper gulch]

oh

[torn island]

Probably checks

king is so weak

[cursive pagoda]

um where are you from?

[marsh token]

puzzle in 4k rating is what? checkmate in 20 moves?

[pallid ice]

U run behind ur pawns, but maybe there is a crucial check that isnt only a check

[mossy pivot]

yoo hikaru is my friend

[simple lark]

I saw a 2800 with 4121 puzzle

[cursive pagoda]

I think it would always be the same puzzles

[analog blade]

Guys, have u ever felt angry over a bullet games because your opponent premoving everything and we eventually blunder cuz of panicking 💀

[pallid ice]

Queen can prob check on the f file and then play f3 and there r no mates

[torn island]

yeah the pawns are weak how do you just calculate that

[simple lark]

even a 1800 can reached 3000+ puzzle because it is easy

[torn island]

from the beginning ne2+

[tawdry mango]

sorry 😦

[balmy totem]

Anyone want to play 10 minutes?

[marsh token]

me

[cursive pagoda]

Ofc

[pallid ice]

Not impossible, i would just play a not forcing winning move and be fine

[simple lark]

Yes in ultra and hyper

[wild elk]

😭

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aidanlow

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2010 (peak)
Blitz: 2505 (peak)
Bullet: 2603 (2676 peak)

[balmy totem]

Pv

[torn island]

True

[willow kraken]

Hi people

[mossy pivot]

yoo hikaru is my friend😎

[pallid ice]

Qf5 probably wins cuz now u cant avoid the mate with f3 so u have to sack the wueen or something

[balmy totem]

Im hikaru

[simple lark]

Uh it is normal he accept random friend request lol

[torn island]

It’s true but how is it not mate yet

[wild elk]

Im

[cursive pagoda]

What’s your rating?

[torn island]

it’s only -7.3

[wild elk]

HIKARU!

[mossy pivot]

he is your friend too?

[pallid ice]

Cuz queen can be sacked for something

[wild elk]

in what

[hushed loom]

guys can't I just report this guy ? @glad dagger

[mossy pivot]

cap

[pallid ice]

And then white gains time

[cursive pagoda]

Bullet/blitz

[pallid ice]

Im not an engine

[wild elk]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163838

[pallid ice]

Its resignable either way

[mossy pivot]

another brainrotted guy

[torn island]

U can’t sac for bishop it’s far away

[wild elk]

like jsut Search "Chess7527" in chess.com

[torn island]

Idk maybe for a pawn 😂

[mossy pivot]

wuttt?

[pallid ice]

And it would be a sack cuz the bishop isnt protected anyway

[wild elk]

https://www.chess.com/member/chess7527

[pallid ice]

U would just lose ur qeen for a tempo

[wild elk]

950

[torn island]

At least I got champion 1 in puzzles

[pallid ice]

Which is enough now that i think abt it

[copper gulch]

asia

[tacit basin]

yo anyone wanna play ?

[pallid ice]

If u can get the bishop to take ur qeen than u can play Kg2

[wild elk]

whats ur rating

[glad dagger]

aint even said a single word

[simple lark]

I don't send random friend request

[copper gulch]

go touch grass

[tawdry mango]

???

[tacit basin]

like 1400 in blitz , 1400 (peak 1500) in bullet and like 1100 rapid

[mossy pivot]

i sent you friend request accept it and see my friend list

[copper gulch]

were you not outside

[wild elk]

im cooked gang

[tacit basin]

just reached 1400 in blitz after grinding for like a week, i was 1280 before

[copper gulch]

holy goat

[solar apex]

yo we have close ratings wanna play ?

[tawdry mango]

yes getting sunburnt

[copper gulch]

ouch get protection

[tacit basin]

same thing happened with bullet, i was at like 1200 then jumped to 1500 and now back to like 1390 or sum but haven't played in a while

[whole eagle]

Well I'm glad he's gone.

[wild elk]

Bro you will probably lose rating by winning aganist me 😭

[mossy pivot]

i only sent once both to magnus and hikaru

[tacit basin]

sure, wanna do 30s ?

[solar apex]

1 minute

[tacit basin]

alr

[pallid ice]

Yea so u just give ur queen for free after Qf5 so that bishop takes (u “fork” the bishop diagonally to the king) and if they take ur queen u play Kg2 preventing mates if they dont take they probably lose after u take their bishop

[simple lark]

Most titled player accept random request just like manu here

[tacit basin]

send ? or do i send

[pallid ice]

So white has to sack queen for a tempo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> josephjoestar_zawarudo

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1630 (peak)
Blitz: 1375 (1473 peak)
Bullet: 1491 (1503 peak)

[pallid ice]

To not lose immediately

[torn island]

Oh yeah

[copper gulch]

me too lol

[thorny mist]

Guys I just played a bullet game with 93.8 accuracy against a player playing caro kann

[mossy pivot]

but its still rare tbh

[tacit basin]

https://link.chess.com/play/PtPGBM

[copper gulch]

dang did you win

[simple lark]

Not rare

[thorny mist]

Yes

[solar apex]

send me friend request

[torn island]

Engine just dumb there should be a checkmate

[solar apex]

im playing a game wait

[copper gulch]

double u

[pallid ice]

Why is the caro kann part added tho

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohammed Othman (0nii_ch4nn)

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Name: Mohammed Othman (0nii_ch4nn)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1960 (1998 peak)
Blitz: 1567 (1591 peak)
Bullet: 1226 (1243 peak)

[tacit basin]

whats ur name on chess.com

[willow kraken]

Anyone down for chess?

[hushed loom]

0nii_ch4nn

[mossy pivot]

out of the people i became one of it that he accepted my request

[simple lark]

If it is rare then I am friend with daniel rensch 💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> josephjoestar_zawarudo

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1630 (peak)
Blitz: 1375 (1473 peak)
Bullet: 1491 (1503 peak)

[tacit basin]

oh

[hushed loom]

0nii_ch4nn

[simple lark]

*He accepted everyone request

[tacit basin]

thats how ppl send their names alr

[inland abyss]

@broken veldt 👏

[tacit basin]

1630 is wild tho i'm like 1100 rapid

[copper gulch]

it's a flower

[thorny mist]

But bro blundered later on in the game and I took immediate advantage

[tacit basin]

😭

[mossy pivot]

isnt that the ceo?

[cursive pagoda]

Oh cool, I asked this question because Amay is in mutuals

[tawdry mango]

no

[copper gulch]

what did he blunder?

[solar apex]

my name is so long so😅

[mossy pivot]

oh you rating is goated too tbh

[tacit basin]

i added u

[copper gulch]

ah i saw that too. is he doing good?

[wild elk]

Anyone here 2000rated

[solar apex]

ok watch my game till i finish if u want

[simple lark]

The owner I played with him like 16 matches then i send request he accepted it

[kindred crypt]

Is Mighty Markus awake?

[tacit basin]

i'm doing that yeah

[copper gulch]

that's the worst move i have seen today

[simple lark]

Friend leaderboard

[cursive pagoda]

umm idk… it has been many months since I last chatted with him

[tacit basin]

but like no point really lol ur up a queen for a rook

[mossy pivot]

the pawn can be taken right?

[simple lark]

I thought you are 3100 yesterday manu 💀

[solar apex]

ok

[copper gulch]

same here

[barren mesa]

I just went from 1097 to 146 in 40 minutes playing rapid games

[cursive pagoda]

My current bullet is 3100+!

[thorny mist]

I was going to sac my bishop anyways but bro said "nah you don't sac your bishop, lemme make the path clear for you so you can win without the bishop sac"

[inland abyss]

he is not the owner lol just the chief

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> FM Manu David (manudavid2910)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: FM Manu David (manudavid2910)
Title: FIDE Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2966 (peak)
Blitz: 2925 (3079 peak)
Bullet: 3123 (3196 peak)

[tawdry mango]

???

[copper gulch]

we've all been there 😭 🙏

[simple lark]

Wait what why on the leaderboard it dropped to 3040 💀

[mossy pivot]

dayumm but your rating is high and they became your friends

[copper gulch]

OH NO U HUNG UR QUEEN 😿

[kindred crypt]

@vale vortex Coach me 👀

[mossy pivot]

lol and he saced the queen

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zooobair

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1004 (1048 peak)
Blitz: 664 (772 peak)
Bullet: 491 (767 peak)

[barren mesa]

I meant 1047 but u get it

[simple lark]

Oh damn you are 3123 like last month ago it was 2900 😭 Bro is so good at bullet

[tacit basin]

nah bro ur queen is pinned by his queen so u can't take his bishop (real real his queen is immortal)

[vale vortex]

Why not dm about it instead if you need paid lessons

[mossy pivot]

dayumm wanna be friends? can you gimme ur username

[simple lark]

No that not how you think people with accept friend request

[glad charm]

Must be a new account to lose that much Elo that fast, usually after the system finds your true Elo you only lose like 8 per loss

[copper gulch]

oh nah bros a mod

[kindred crypt]

Um, sorry. Can we go on DM now?

[cursive pagoda]

I will ping him tomorrow

[simple lark]

I don't accept random friend request

[vale vortex]

Yes?

[thorny mist]

Also a question @copper gulch how do you think the rook got there to that square where my pawn structure is a triangle

[mossy pivot]

yea i know im dumb😔

[blazing quest]

nah he got a snobby attitude find another coach

[cursive pagoda]

Idk… some glitch ig

[copper gulch]

i dmed him a few days ago he hasn't responded yet

[mossy pivot]

bro we talked😭

[barren mesa]

Quick question how do you escape the torture of 1000 rapid

[pallid ice]

James. iffered to coach me

[proper cape]

the elo gain/loss amount depends on the opponent's elo too, if they are rated lower than u then you're gonna lose more elo

[copper gulch]

why did you move your rook so many times

[pallid ice]

I accepted and then later found out bro plays the london

[cursive pagoda]

[copper gulch]

castled and then like, 3 moves

[inland abyss]

its a good opening

[cursive pagoda]

ohh probably busy with studies

[copper gulch]

best opening

[pallid ice]

In ruy lopez marshall attack moving ur rook over is a common idea i think

[mossy pivot]

hello

[pallid ice]

Idk if it was this cuz i forgot the pic

[thorny mist]

I basically tried alien gambit but he tried to refute it and did it well and also castled, so I had to move my rook those many times lol

[copper gulch]

it's frigging bullet too tbf

[inland abyss]

def not the best just objectively stable

[simple lark]

Alien gambit is honestly not that good

[copper gulch]

oh what

[copper gulch]

the bestest of the best

[pallid ice]

I dont care tbh lets just say its just not the sharpest opening

[dull dirge]

Hi.

[copper gulch]

i hate the london because it's solid

[thorny mist]

It's good in bullet though

[pallid ice]

Atleasts he helps as much as he can

[copper gulch]

hi

[pallid ice]

Yea

[solar apex]

@tacit basin sorry im taking long

[dull dirge]

hru

[tacit basin]

nah dw

[simple lark]

No who the hell tell you that 💀

[solar apex]

tysm 🙏

[tacit basin]

its hard to convert
i'd have prob tilted sacced my queen a while ago

[copper gulch]

but don't you just attack the pawn on e file?

[pallid ice]

I mean if its an opening line tc doesnt really matter

[copper gulch]

hungry asf wbu

[thorny mist]

My own instincts.

[simple lark]

No mf around 2600 play alien gambit in bullet 💀 It just make you have a higher percent to blunder

[solar apex]

im trying to play my fastest

[tacit basin]

play well don't lose vro

[thorny mist]

I'm not 2600 in bullet.

[pallid ice]

U can try many things

[dull dirge]

same, i made a wrestling entrance vid today for fun

[tacit basin]

take ur time

[simple lark]

Still not good in bullet

[solar apex]

dw ❤️

[copper gulch]

what

[dense folio]

https://youtu.be/ynDAfz7AAAY?si=MKHdXNYuSa0vD8-X

[cursive pagoda]

Btw can I add you on cc? @copper gulch

[cursive pagoda]

Hey

[copper gulch]

i don't have cc rn i deleted it

[cursive pagoda]

Ohh ok

[pallid ice]

Bruh

[tacit basin]

nice tactic

[copper gulch]

don't bruh me

[pallid ice]

U deleted the app or u closed ur acc?

[sudden roost]

hi

[tacit basin]

doesn't do much if he goes g6 tho but idk maybe

[copper gulch]

deleted the app

[tacit basin]

oh nvm i'm blind that blunders rook

[pallid ice]

[copper gulch]

why on earth would i close my acccounr

[thorny mist]

The review of the game I played tells me I'm 1500 where as I'm less than half of it's calculation

[solar apex]

yeah

[copper gulch]

HI POKKEE

[dull dirge]

Look up TitanTron WWE

[copper gulch]

OMG U UNBLOCKED MEE

[tacit basin]

that is alwas bumped like 400 elo don't look at it too much

[solar apex]

send me 1 minute

[pallid ice]

A guy i spoke to earlier closed his acc cuz he sand bagged a lot and wanted to make a new acc where he doesnt

[cursive pagoda]

dm me your cc username once you start using it again

[sudden roost]

hi hiv

[tacit basin]

i sent

[copper gulch]

oh?

[thorny mist]

Then I've got games telling me I'm 2000😭 So am I 1600?

[wild elk]

nawh dawg what in the world is suppoed to mean

[cursive pagoda]

only if you want to…

[copper gulch]

sure

[tacit basin]

u played like one in that game ig
if opponent blunders early on you'll always have very high accuracy since the moves flow into one another usually

[pallid ice]

The game reviews performance rating is total bs imo

[pallid ice]

R u in #💬〡chess-talk cuz #💬〡general-off-topic is dead?

[solar apex]

i didnt recieve it vro 💔

[tacit basin]

its still there for me

lemme re send

[solar apex]

go to dms

[wild elk]

WAnna Play?

[copper gulch]

no? it's just become the main channel

why?

[wild elk]

https://link.chess.com/play/HQP9AF

[thorny mist]

Look at the sequence of moves I played in a game after I realised my opponent blundered (note that it's a bullet game)

[copper gulch]

how was your sleep?

[pallid ice]

No i just got curious after u said u deleted the app

[cursive pagoda]

Maybe I should go to sleep

[copper gulch]

oh i ran out of storage