💬〡chess-talk

[atomic valve]

Anyone and everyone can join:

https://www.chess.com/club/the-chess-nation/join

[median zodiac]

That's intermediate. Advanced is 1600

[atomic valve]

Blitz and freestyle

[errant flame]

3 min?

[nocturne plover]

Ye even better ig never did it someone told me

[atomic valve]

And sometimes standard as well.
I am an affiliate
This is my ref link:

www.chess.com/?ref=88041020

[atomic valve]

3+2
Round of 7..
top 3 wins diamond membership
Twice a month
Those who already have diamond membership gets their membership extended

[median zodiac]

@static tendon you done yet?

[static tendon]

yes just a minute

you wanna blitz or what?

[median zodiac]

Blitz is fine

[static tendon]

your username?

[median zodiac]

Chessy_Simp

Heya

[grizzled atlas]

hi

i am new

how do increase my rating

[static tendon]

yeah accept

[median zodiac]

I don't see it

[static tendon]

i challenged you

[median zodiac]

Send again

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[kindred crypt]

Do puzzles

[grizzled atlas]

anything else?

[grizzled atlas]

sure

[ivory rivet]

hellow

[ivory rivet]

yes

[shut agate]

Why do Alekhine players always fall for this

[patent patrol]

Ugh holy hell I do

[shut agate]

it shouldn't be missed fr

[tardy delta]

Tilted from 2083->1950 over 4 days🔥

[shut agate]

but I always be up a pawn in Alekhine

[patent patrol]

I trade the lsb so I don’t get that but the bxh7 does get my ass sometimes

[shut agate]

like they want to pin my knight but always get punished

[patent patrol]

sometimes they just win the pinned bishop with a knight check

bishop sac knight check

[static tendon]

gg

[median zodiac]

gg

[patent patrol]

I do well in it

as black

[shut agate]

👍

[patent patrol]

As white I play the Tate variation bc it’s the most unfamiliar play for black

[static tendon]

you don't play like a 275

[shut agate]

I'm the small percentage of 2000+ players who don't play any tricky lines AT ALL

[patent patrol]

I like this line lichess winrates don’t

[shut agate]

I'd run away

[median zodiac]

Naw wdym

[shut agate]

from these

[median zodiac]

I hung pawns left and right

[shut agate]

just want to find another 2400+ player who is like me

no prep no repertoire

[patent patrol]

Pixel has a super clean style and repertoire

Dude plays like a manual

[shut agate]

but it's not good for long term ig

[static tendon]

you played the opening like a master

[patent patrol]

And zigzag always says this although I think experience leads to prep myself

Zigzag plays nf3 g3

[shut agate]

yeah true

and me Italian without early analysis 🤣

[median zodiac]

I lasted 20 moves before I self destructed

[ionic ledge]

Hi guys can I have admin

I am willing to try it out no problem guys

I think it would look good on me

[turbid bolt]

-_-

[ionic ledge]

let me know how we can make that happen

[shut agate]

🥱

[ionic ledge]

love you guys 😽

[balmy python]

strange looking position lol (not my game)

[shut agate]

b pawn our lord

[static tendon]

anyone wants to do bullet?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darun Kledmanee (tatar)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Darun Kledmanee (tatar)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2322 (2367 peak)
Blitz: 2408 (2476 peak)
Bullet: 2439 (2555 peak)

[median zodiac]

I'm up for some bullet

[topaz path]

Hello guys. I saw a tournament/Championship from circlechess and they have price pool of 5lakhs.
I thought it must be really tuff but turns out its free to join and they are claiming it's the world's largest tournament with 50k+ participants.

Is it a scam or something?
Or anyone have heard about them?

[static tendon]

aight sending u the challenge

[azure lark]

Yo

[azure pivot]

Obviously it’s a scam, 50k participants is bullshit and it’s paid in lakhs💀

[shut agate]

I'd agree with u

it's already 70+ scam according to the information

[azure lark]

What's your elo

[shut agate]

here

[topaz path]

https://learn.circlechess.com/login

I got that link and went it's what it's showing and I got a poster like thing as well

[azure pivot]

I am not clicking that

[shut agate]

me2

[azure lark]

Can you guide me to boost my elo
I suck at bullet, because it's hard to play fast games, I'm literally around 600 or smth at bullet
At blitz I'm 900
And at rapid I'm 1200

I want real tips from you

[smoky holly]

hello

[azure pivot]

Just use your common sense, you should be able to deduce fairly easily what’s a scam and what’s not.

[boreal mesa]

whats that

[shut agate]

at your level if you want to actually improve u should not play bullet too much

[azure pivot]

Probrably any level

[shut agate]

1700+ it's actually ok to play bullet more lol imo

but it depends

[azure pivot]

Can’t think of one positive it brings, all it does is tilt

[boreal mesa]

ur not improving with bullet there loll maybe you are but at least 10 times as slow probably

[terse wagon]

I FOUGHT AGAINST A MOMMY AND WON
https://www.chess.com/game/live/140455483002

[frosty peak]

ChessSperms (1572) vs. sindulintangismoyo (1517)

Move List

1. b3 d5 2. Bb2 Nf6 3. e3 Nc6 4. Be2 Bf5 5. Nf3 Nb4 6. c3 Nd3+ 7. Bxd3 Bxd3 8. Na3 e5 9. Rc1 e4 10. Nd4 Be7 11. f3 O-O 12. fxe4 dxe4 13. Kf2 Bc5 14. Re1 Qd6 15. Kg1 h5 16. Ndb5 Bxb5 17. Nxb5 Qc6 18. Nd4 Bxd4 19. cxd4 Qd6 20. Qc2 Ng4 21. g3 Qf6 22. Rf1 Qg6 23. Qxc7 h4 24. Qf4 hxg3 25. Qxg3 Rae8 26. h3 Nh6 27. Qxg6 fxg6 28. Rxf8+ Rxf8 29. Rf1 Re8 30. Ba3 Nf5 31. Kg2 Nh4+ 32. Kg3 Nf5+ 33. Kg4 Nh6+ 34. Kg3 Nf7 35. Kg4 Nh6+ 36. Kg3 Nf5+ 37. Kh2 Nh6 38. Rg1 Nf5 39. Rxg6 Nh4 40. Rg1 Nf3+ 41. Kg2 Nxg1 42. Kxg1 Rc8 43. Kf2 Rc2 44. Ke2 Rxa2 45. Kd1 Rxa3 46. Kc2 Ra2+ 47. Kc3 Ra1 48. Kc2 Ra6 49. Kc3 Rc6+ 50. Kb4 Rb6+ 51. Kc4 Ra6 52. d5 Rc6+ 53. Kb4 Rb6+ 54. Kc5 Ra6 55. d6 Ra5+ 56. Kd4 b6 57. d7 Rd5+ 58. Kxd5 Kf7 59. d8=Q Kg6 60. Qc7 Kh6 61. Qxa7 g6 62. Qxb6 

[azure pivot]

There’s people with over 100k bullet games and are like 1500

[shut agate]

Ik that guy 😂

[static tendon]

gg

[shut agate]

actually 1100 one of those

[static tendon]

@median zodiac

[median zodiac]

jesus christ

[azure pivot]

What’s his prof😭

[shut agate]

I forgot wait

[median zodiac]

dude, you're a speed demon

[azure lark]

Ohhh yayy I will play rapid from now on

[turbid bolt]

anyone bullet

[terse wagon]

I won against a cutie~

[sweet arch]

Bro I am so bad at chess it's not even funny, both times I played ranked, I got annihilated so badly it's not even funny, and my game rating is like 100 which is absolutely sad

[terse wagon]

Teeheheheheehehe

[static tendon]

yes

[boreal mesa]

are my stats decent

[static tendon]

nah i ain't that fast

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Pouria (normai_player)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Pouria (normai_player)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1821 (peak)
Blitz: 1572 (1613 peak)
Bullet: 1900 (1904 peak)

[median zodiac]

You used up 30 secs in a bullet game

[turbid bolt]

send 1m

[median zodiac]

Basically playing ultrabullet

[spring lion]

Bro the fluctuations is crazy 💀

[azure pivot]

[boreal mesa]

are these good stats

[turbid bolt]

hyperbullet*

[boreal mesa]

:(

😢

[median zodiac]

same difference

[shut agate]

https://www.chess.com/member/drjbell221b

[spring lion]

They’re just catfishing simps like you

[azure pivot]

I find it crazy that 982 is top 18%

[past junco]

damn

[boreal mesa]

theyre not good?

[spring lion]

No way…

[copper gulch]

hi cae

[past junco]

thats just a lot of games

[shut agate]

cuz the percentile counts inactive players

[boreal mesa]

hii hivv

[past junco]

thats why

[past junco]

thats a lot of games

its like more days than ive been alive many games

[hollow hedge]

Well good morning

[shut agate]

yeah it's this guy but not 1100

[spring lion]

430,000 games what on earth

[spring lion]

Do they have a life 😳

[boreal mesa]

its not even a lot tho

[spring lion]

It definitely is 😅

[past junco]

to me it is

ive only played 200 or so games

[boreal mesa]

do u guys think ill hit 1000 soon

[past junco]

you've hit it before so you might hit it again

[boreal mesa]

niceeee

[spring lion]

Im yet to reach 5,000 bullet games in 2 years and I feel like I’ve played a lot 😹

[spring lion]

Yes

[tired bane]

is that actually you 💀

[median zodiac]

I have played an estimate of 8000 rapid games in my lifetime

[tulip quail]

Oh, I actually saw Sagar also mention this in ChessBase India Stream. it also had gukesh photo
https://www.youtube.com/live/A-RYxtkuCzI?si=JVLX3GT7VdLvaHcy
Might be true, who know?

[tired bane]

aw it’s not

[shut agate]

yooo I found it

[twilit dew]

Hi

[analog blade]

bullet are a real ragebait

[twilit dew]

Hi @tired bane

[boreal mesa]

heres my blitz

[twilit dew]

How often are you on this server

[median zodiac]

Hello Mrs.WCM

[spring lion]

Hi 👋

[tired bane]

hi

[twilit dew]

Hello

[tired bane]

usually i’m active for a few days in a row and then don’t go on for a month

[topaz path]

Is it?
Can you provide time stamp or something?

[twilit dew]

Fair, do u play the people here

[tired bane]

no

[boreal mesa]

puzzles plz

[hollow hedge]

Who's good

[twilit dew]

Same

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2477 (2466 peak)
Blitz: 2650 (2666 peak)
Bullet: 3170 (peak)

[twilit dew]

What do u go on here for?

[tired bane]

idk

[twilit dew]

Send dem

[tired bane]

good question

[tulip quail]

give me a sec

[twilit dew]

Same

[hollow hedge]

Any of ze dumbo's able to solve a mate in 6

[twilit dew]

WCM BEST TITLE

[spring lion]

BM

[twilit dew]

@tired bane Do you agree wcm best title?

[boreal mesa]

white to play

[tulip quail]

56:10

[past junco]

my melody hits hard ngl

[tired bane]

yes

[twilit dew]

We twinning

[smoky holly]

I got a blunder I wanna figure out why it is a blunder, but can't post in improvement yet.

[tired bane]

send it here

[topaz path]

Thanks man
Let me go check

[spring lion]

You forgot about blunder master soooo

[analog blade]

bro my opponent use brain. can i report that as cheating

[smoky holly]

Before this move, I was like 7 advantage

[terse wagon]

I reached 1600 elo at bullet lets gooo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chesssperms

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1946 (1997 peak)
Blitz: 1525 (1639 peak)
Bullet: 1604 (peak)

[wanton willow]

it’s always easier to see in hindsight

[tired bane]

you realise you can just check what move the engine is suggesting

[wanton willow]

is it not just the fork w the bishop?

[tranquil basin]

We feel better abt ourselves when we can explain things to other ppl

Because when we are with other titled players, it’s the other way around

[smoky holly]

I do not have premium, I still won though.

[azure pivot]

[terse wagon]

Bro thinks hes a sigma

[tired bane]

you don’t need premium

??

[twilit dew]

Is it successfully working, gaining viewers from this server

[median zodiac]

Bxe3+ Bxe3 Qxg4+

[tranquil basin]

I don’t do for viewers not like I’m streaming in next month

[twilit dew]

U should talk w the Gm in my server

[azure pivot]

Smh Oceania zonals can’t come soon enough I want my title

[tranquil basin]

Just good to hangout with some decent players that are friendly

[twilit dew]

He’s nice and can teach you chess and brainrot

[tranquil basin]

I mean originally most were from the server

[spring lion]

Link 🔗?

[tired bane]

If you’re u20 there’s the junior zonal this year

[twilit dew]

Fair, I stream once every 3 months. I only do it for fun haha I have a main job

[terse wagon]

Chat chat how long do yall think until I can reach 1700

[tired bane]

lily what do you do

[twilit dew]

Originally I made it public but I made it more exclusive now

[terse wagon]

Im now 1600 in bullet

[azure pivot]

Oh bet

[median zodiac]

Oh

[azure pivot]

Watch it be in Perth lemme see🙏😭

[twilit dew]

The avg elo in my server is prob 2250 fide, and over 60% are titled lol

[tired bane]

brisbane

[smoky holly]

Here is the move set for better understanding

[azure pivot]

💀

[tired bane]

or you could just check the engine

[spring lion]

Ok I don’t belong there then 🤡

[terse wagon]

Chat modern openings helped me reach 1600 elo on bullet

[tired bane]

what state are you in

[terse wagon]

Modern openings are truly a w for bullet games

[azure pivot]

Remote nsw

[wanton willow]

woah. Qh8 might have been the worst move they could have played

LMAO

that just hangs a queen through Bf6+

[boreal mesa]

white to move, 6 move sequence

[tired bane]

so what’s wrong with brisbane

[median zodiac]

jesus christ

[twilit dew]

Lowkey if I ever get fired imma stream w a dva costume

[smoky holly]

Yeah I was trying to think, do they just go for the full on sacrifice battle on my knights, etc?

[twilit dew]

I have accepted the full time offer for that

[tired bane]

congrats

[twilit dew]

Thanks!

[azure pivot]

Like an 11 hour drive, I’d have to catch a plane for a title that’s not even guranteed

[tired bane]

what’s your age

[azure pivot]

19

[tired bane]

title is impossible then

[azure pivot]

Is 19 not under 20?

[tired bane]

i meant with how strong the field will be

i give myself like a 20% chance of getting anything

[azure pivot]

Wtf

I’m assuming they still give conditional cm on 2k performance?

[tired bane]

that is not a thing and never was, you are confused

[wanton willow]

yeah, well, when you have a bishop of the correct color and the king and queen are on the same diagonal, you should always be looking for that juicy skewer :)

[terse wagon]

CHAT Fianchetto openings vs center pawn openings
Which one is bettr

[boreal mesa]

im also confused

[wanton willow]

why not both

[balmy python]

english is best

[terse wagon]

no

[tired bane]

3rd place is conditional FM awarded once you reach 2100 fide

[terse wagon]

Loser

[azure pivot]

I was under the presumption that in oceania zonals you can get cm with a 4.5/9 and 2k performance

[tranquil basin]

Which gm is he? Beerdsen or wat

[tired bane]

to get 3rd you’d have to be like 2300 FIDE strength tho lol

[wanton willow]

in bullet I love fiancetto bc its low risk unless ur fully premoving it

[azure pivot]

Yeah nvm lmao

[zinc wasp]

Hieloo everyone chess #💬〡event-chat for National Online Chess tournament

[twilit dew]

Or 2000 fide

[tranquil basin]

Yeah u gotta credit me with that tho

[tired bane]

no, it’s 4.5/9 and 2k rating, not performance

and that’s for zonal anyway, this is youth zonal, rather than 50% / 66% scores it’s by places 1st 2nd 3rd

[azure pivot]

Ah alr im cooked then

[twilit dew]

Yeah you need 1st 2nd or 3rd, not 6/9 or some bullshit

[tired bane]

wait until 2027 and pray the venue is big enough to accept open entries like 2023

[twilit dew]

And not in nationals, like north america, or pan american tournaments

[balmy python]

shaddap

[tranquil basin]

Yeah lol it’s basically free

[tired frigate]

how long does the fair play team check accs i wanna play cuh

[azure pivot]

Although you can get in on 1900 fide guranteed right, at least according to what I read online

[twilit dew]

Yep

[terse wagon]

Play lichess cuh

[tired bane]

depends on the regulations for the next zonal?

2023 was open, 2025 was 1900+ or 2k+ i forgot

[tired frigate]

i think i prefer to stick on chess com

[azure pivot]

Yeah true

[tired bane]

it was based on venue size, they can’t fit everyone if it’s open

[tired frigate]

mmm blitz 2.3k rating in 5 games

[terse wagon]

ok then dont mind playing with cheaters

[tired frigate]

i am a cheater thats the problem

[azure pivot]

I’m currently 1983 acf 1599 fide so ig I gotta play some Sydney tournys to get the guranteed entry

[tired frigate]

im waiting until they review my account

[terse wagon]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tired frigate]

how long do they check these accs bruh

i wanna use stockfish against kids

[loud dome]

We can speed up the process if you want

[terse wagon]

<@&745328830649991179> <@&745328830649991179> <@&745328830649991179>

[wanton willow]

im not quite seeing it btw. Im looking at e4+ dxe4 dxe4+ Kxe4 Ne6 and the pawn has a covered path to promotion but surely theres some forks after that with a king that weak no?

[smoky holly]

Oh right, move 24 about? I screwed up moving my knight, though that scared him enough to not move to take the bishop with his rook. But I think that is where his blunders began. Yeah I see it now, black should have started with taking my white bishop on g5, and then it would chain reaction to a checkmate. Where black queen should have end up on e3?

[terse wagon]

The mods are slacking

[tired frigate]

yes ofc im dropping the username ofc

[tired bane]

mods are slacking for allowing your username

[twilit dew]

💀

[loud dome]

[tired frigate]

how long do they check the accounts bru

[north zealot]

whats up

[tired frigate]

i beat a 2014 that had 25k games same rating i made in 5 games

[twilit dew]

💀

[tranquil basin]

I might play pan American in a couple years since I study in us soon

[twilit dew]

Ooh if u get first you can get fm

Hint: try australia

[tired frigate]

it has been 2 days checking my accs

[twilit dew]

[tired frigate]

anyone from the fair play team here

[twilit dew]

I don’t care enough to ping mods on u

[terse wagon]

Chess.com is embarrassing

[boreal mesa]

its supposed to be a super gm puzzle idk

[tranquil basin]

No I go for IM

[terse wagon]

A moop out here flexing their cheats and the mods did not do anything💔

[wanton willow]

I meant on move 26, their move Qh8 was the worst possible move for them probably

[twilit dew]

Ooh i think u’ll get it

[tired frigate]

im on the road for 3k elo by doing a win win lose tactic so they dont check my shit, gotta downgrade stockfish level

[wanton willow]

or one of their worst moves

[twilit dew]

My friend pizza got it at age 17

[tranquil basin]

Gtg

[wanton willow]

bc it just hangs a queen to a skewer

[twilit dew]

See you later Jkao

[smoky holly]

Oh right, yeah

I am guessing they should have gone on the offensive?

[tired frigate]

<@&745328830649991179> speed up the acc checking process

[static tendon]

ggs

[keen grotto]

What's your account name?

[wanton willow]

that, and they put their queen on the diagonal with the king so you can play Bf6+ and win the queen bc the king has to step away

[kindred crypt]

youre so cooked

[turbid bolt]

@static tendon ggs

[cinder minnow]

gm

Kids

[static tendon]

ggs you played good

[tired frigate]

i'm telling yall to speed up that shit on everyone not only me

[smoky holly]

Oh right yes

[static tendon]

you're faster than me @turbid bolt

[tired frigate]

i had like 25 accounts under review and it took a month to release half of them

[cinder minnow]

He is cooked

[turbid bolt]

I played a lot of 1 move hangs

[static tendon]

yeah that was bad

you were trying to flag me down material every game i was so slow

[terse wagon]

How did bro make 25 accounts without getting banned for making too much accounts💔

[smoky holly]

Man I fell off... I am looking at my history, I was 1200

[kindred crypt]

Whats ur guys elos?

[turbid bolt]

I have like 10 rn

[turbid bolt]

1800

[terse wagon]

Oh? Perhaps, one of them got banned?

[cinder minnow]

You should know our ratings google

[turbid bolt]

nah

[static tendon]

anyone wants to do blitz?

[kindred crypt]

How can I reach 1800 from 1200?

[terse wagon]

Name all of the accounts

[turbid bolt]

-_-

[cinder minnow]

You have to win 600 points

[kindred crypt]

I'm not Chess.com

[kindred crypt]

Crazy

What are your guys interests other than chess?

And?

[kindred crypt]

just send us a google form of your questions. thanks

[cinder minnow]

You are supposed to send photos here
Smh

Not anymore

Arent we talking about chess?

[broken flower]

Keep it about chess or

[terse wagon]

<@&745328830649991179> hes mentioning off topic

[signal pecan]

i use you to look up e621. thought you’d know

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[cinder minnow]

Smh

This is true brainrot

[terse wagon]

<@&745328830649991179> Hes triggering inappropriate behaviour

[kindred crypt]

i wonder whose alt that is

[cinder minnow]

What alt?

[kindred crypt]

google

[terse wagon]

Im professional snitcher

Mission completed

[fossil bloom]

reach 2000 then tilt your way to 1800

[cinder minnow]

Are mods actually working for this guy😂
This server is cooked

[signal pecan]

Quit the game

[kindred crypt]

W advice

[misty field]

how hack nasa ?

@kindred crypt tell me how to hack nasa ?

plz google

[kindred crypt]

Be smart.

Learn Coding and Maths.

If you're dumb, forget hacking NASA, you can't even add 1 and 1.

[olive temple]

1 and 1 is 3.2 trillion

[kindred crypt]

Are you high on nicotine?

[odd eagle]

called me suck after me getting him off 2000 elo and denied rematch, IMA publicly shame them here

[misty field]

toxic peoplz

[reef canyon]

2000 people have no manners really

they think they're so superior 💀

[odd eagle]

fr fr

[misty field]

most of them but not everyone

[odd eagle]

report for verbal abuse pls

[balmy python]

internet chess players in general tbh

[azure pivot]

[signal pecan]

u cant get high off nicotine man

[azure pivot]

How we doing newt

[reef canyon]

nah ive there's a certain increase in arrogance in like the 1800-2200 elo range online

[reef canyon]

no longer tilted wsg ki

[odd eagle]

dawg I ain't getting 2000 blitz this year

I wanna play otb sooooooooo badddddddddddddd

[reef canyon]

me too

[odd eagle]

ur flair says ur 2000-2199 rated

[reef canyon]

in rapid

[odd eagle]

I tilted rapid

[azure pivot]

My rating is not good I’m doing alr tho

[odd eagle]

almost fell off 1800 rapid

[azure pivot]

Still counts

[azure pivot]

1659 fide, very respectable

[reef canyon]

the way i dream of being where you stand 😭

[odd eagle]

almost draw against a 2200 rapid yesterday

[azure pivot]

Almost spit out my drink with that glaze 💀

[reef canyon]

ironically my rapid in FIDE is the lowest

[odd eagle]

nuh bru I got that after just 7 games
My actual rating should be around 1500 classical 💀

[reef canyon]

even my blitz is somehow higher bruh

[odd eagle]

This is common

[quasi nova]

Absolutely heartbroken, computer thought my move was brilliant but after about 10 seconds of thinking it said f you and called it an inaccuracy

[odd eagle]

Somehow rapid is a cursed timing for me

[lavish herald]

Hi chat

[fossil bloom]

||√rump voter|| probably 😒
ignore

[reef canyon]

wsg

[quasi nova]

Nope it's back, took a bishop

[azure pivot]

I’m ngl I don’t understand it

[balmy python]

i wouldnt know xd not that high up yet

[azure pivot]

After takes and bxa5 rook can just take no?

[lavish herald]

Does anyone wanna play some blitz? (above 2k preferably)

[reef canyon]

you should climb and forfeit your mental well-being

its gonna be fun i promise

[mint adder]

Bozo, I think you should know that brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[quasi nova]

I was clearing out the bishop for mobility and completely missed the follow up 💪

[azure pivot]

Hi stark

[odd eagle]

Rinqed lost OTB elo rip

[balmy python]

im already doing that in a different game rn xd i am top 1% in sim racing and slowly going crazy 😂

[quasi nova]

It's a nice colour chill

[reef canyon]

is this a different copypasta

[azure pivot]

[mint adder]

known one?

[balmy python]

i play chess cuz its fun and theres no luck involved

[odd eagle]

there is luck

[reef canyon]

i dont think ive seen this before

[odd eagle]

time wasting in blitz games

or bullet

[quasi nova]

I had the right line but 1 wrong bishop move and I got curb stomped

Chess is so fidgety 💔

[odd eagle]

Time controls I'm good at:
20 sec to 60 sec
30 mins to 2 hrs

I suck at everything between

[balmy python]

i need at least 15+10 to play reasonably well ive been getting 90%+ accuracy in most of my rapid games recently

[odd eagle]

FR
even longer, I like 30+20 on lichess

[shut agate]

that's me 3 years ago

[odd eagle]

I needa coach

but I can afford nothing above $0

[shut agate]

bro's 12 lower than me on fide classical

[balmy python]

i play that or 30+0 in the week leading up to my otb tournaments because theyre always in 30d5

[copper gulch]

hi kids

[balmy python]

i play on a board too like ill take the moves my opponent plays and put them on a board then play my move on the board and enter it in the computer to practice playing otb

[odd eagle]

Me missing Nxf2 was a shame

missed a dead draw rip

[odd eagle]

Im overrated

[tender saffron]

I am trying to find a game, so I can look at each move, it was a game magnus carlsen had I believe at a tournament where he had 8 peices all in a square in the middle of the board with all the peices defending each other, anyone know what game this was?

[fossil bloom]

@odd eagle
Wanna play on vc, I will watch ur games and commentate 🗣

[odd eagle]

90+30 OTB games, I spend like 80 minutes leaving 10 minutes on move 20 lol

[odd eagle]

naw I am shyyy

[shut agate]

Oh I know u on cc

[fossil bloom]

It's fine, I'll do the talking

[kindred crypt]

helloow

[shut agate]

[kindred crypt]

hru?

[mint adder]

Decently easy tactic

[shut agate]

r u from Europe then?

cuz 2000 fide Europe is probably the same as 1800 Asia

[quasi nova]

I gotta wait 2 months to get my official ACF rating 💔

Gonna be like 400 it's gonna be fire

Nice weather today huh

[mint adder]

@shut agate can you give tips for classical? I’m having my first classical tournament ever (also my first FIDE-rated tournament) and idk how to prepare against opponents (since they’re too low elo and shit) and uhh I’ve never played classical in my life

[oblique dagger]

Who wanna play for fun 😊

[shut agate]

bro's asking me for classical tips while I could lose to a 1500 classical player

[mint adder]

Nvm lemme ask this on chessbridge

Also broski you’re like 2400 peak

[shut agate]

I'm also there lol but others who are better than me can help

that's blitz

[mint adder]

Still

[rain lantern]

Yo

[rain lantern]

Dont have high expectations and mostly use your first tournament as a learning experience for future otb tournaments

[gilded path]

Anybody tell me like, how can I improve my chess, my ratings are like 200. And I don't know how can I improve? How do people learn chess?? I don't know any openings or anything. Every chess game, I play different moves.

[rain lantern]

Cause you will make a lot mistakes and learn where your weaknesses are.
Personally, I was really bad at endgames, hence why I am doing more endgame books. Thats what I am doing, you will know yours after you play

Hope this helps 🙂

[dawn otter]

Sup chat

[odd eagle]

nuh I'm australia

[odd eagle]

S.A.M.E.

[trim dagger]

anyone wanna play

2000 chess.com rapid

[rain lantern]

Im good

[azure pivot]

W acf player

[trim dagger]

WangSandy?

[magic zenith]

⁶⁹

[azure pivot]

🫵

[mint adder]

https://chess.com/member/WangSandy

[reef canyon]

lost 9 elo in a winning position

[mint adder]

normal acc what why is he locked

idgaf prolly some stupid ass newborn troll

[reef canyon]

my goofy ahh lil bro plugged off the wifi 😭

[rain lantern]

Cause wangsandy is @odd eagle

[odd eagle]

huh did u get banned and won appeal

[azure pivot]

🥶

[reef canyon]

literally lost 9 elo for no reason

[mint adder]

Ag

[azure pivot]

Wanna run rated

[mint adder]

Shouldn’t he get locked out as well that’s ban evasion if that’s truly his alt

[odd eagle]

dawg who talked bad abt me

[rain lantern]

This is the account https://www.chess.com/member/0dev_ansh0

[odd eagle]

I saw a first account winning a FPV ban appeal

[rain lantern]

No one

[magic zenith]

Can anyone understand my bio?

[spring lion]

No

[odd eagle]

the probability of winning an FPV ban appeal is about 0.2% (fact)

[rain lantern]

Also @mint adder just pray you get washed old people instead of kids who get chess coaching, a 1500 non coaching kid is way worse than someone who get coaching. (Atleast from my experience)

[rancid herald]

Hohohoho

[magic zenith]

I know it requires brain

[mint adder]

It’s literally all kids

[rancid herald]

You're retired

[rain lantern]

Start praying

[mint adder]

It’s literally all kids with coaching ain’t no old asses

[grizzled carbon]

bros acoustic 😭😭

[mint adder]

I am rn

[odd eagle]

I stopped coaching since 1.5 yrs ago

[rain lantern]

Stopped coaching?

You used to coach?

[magic zenith]

It requires the brain to understand my bio

Try

[odd eagle]

I menat, taking coaching

taking lessons

[grizzled carbon]

bro ik what ur bio says im just saying it’s so dumb it’s funny

[rain lantern]

Oh dang

[reef canyon]

blitz?

[rain lantern]

I never had a chess coach, all self prepped 😔

[odd eagle]

Wish I could be a coach

[reef canyon]

also just won with this goofy ahh opening

[rain lantern]

You lowkey could

[mint adder]

Not that bad

[rain lantern]

1659 aint that bad

[mint adder]

Just an abysmal KG ig

[odd eagle]

ur locked out can u talk please??

[rancid herald]

You need to drop pride pawn and become real person

[rain lantern]

His cc account is banned dont bother

[odd eagle]

then how are they not banned from dc

[reef canyon]

it's so fun

[odd eagle]

idk how to remove

[reef canyon]

actually no its terrible because of Nxe4 threat of Qh4+

[rain lantern]

Idk, I joined the server like 10 mins ago

[mint adder]

skibididdy

[azure pivot]

Yes

[reef canyon]

word

[rain lantern]

Btw I am thinking of switching from e4 to catalan. Am I gonna get cooked 😨

[rancid herald]

Very bad that's why kids are scared to learn from you they think you might teach them something else

[reef canyon]

accept the challenge

[mint adder]

catalan is for like GMs 💀

[rain lantern]

Bro every person I know in my state plays catalan

Literally everyones a catalan player 😭

[mint adder]

They’re just fianchettoing their bish with no repercussions

[shut agate]

Just abort if 1. d4

[mint adder]

I auto abort if 1.c4 ngl

[rain lantern]

By "everyone I know" I mean people from like 1500-1900 fide range

[shut agate]

wait wrong chat

[rain lantern]

I played against so many catalan players in my last otb

[shut agate]

but ok nvm

[odd eagle]

what country u in

[rain lantern]

India

[paper zenith]

whats the best music to listen to during a game?

[odd eagle]

ok pride pawn is gone

[shut agate]

actually it's a good advice

[odd eagle]

I'm not trump voter nor harris voter lol

[rain lantern]

Just play dutch 🔥

[shut agate]

d4 sucks

[rain lantern]

...

[balmy python]

i voted for myself but i didnt win 😢

[rain lantern]

Some d4 openings are broken

Rubeinstein colle, catalan etc

[spring lion]

London

[odd eagle]

ok I will post an open 3+1 unrated seek whoever accept it first get to play with me

[spring lion]

Silence

[mint adder]

mommy ASMR

[shut agate]

bro I did get suspended for matching after aborting d4 8 times in an hour

[balmy python]

playing the london is a psychological defeat imo, ive already won from the start at that point

[shut agate]

a year ago ig

[odd eagle]

https://link.chess.com/play/8A8W9d

[spring lion]

London is great, but boring

[balmy python]

i abort against d4 if im in a really bad mood sometimes i cant even lie 😂

[shut agate]

I abort 80% of the time

[odd eagle]

Glhf @rain lantern

[shut agate]

even when I'm in a good mood

[odd eagle]

https://www.chess.com/game/140457811400

[spring lion]

After a while you would have no choice but to play against it 🤡

[balmy python]

i dont mind playing against it but if im already in a bad mood i will skip over a d4 game especially if its in a long time control

[shut agate]

Otb tournaments yeah

but I love to play against it otb

[balmy python]

idk if ive ever faced d4 otb

actually i know i havent

ive faced e4 twice and b4 once lol

and all my white games otb were the english

[shut agate]

mine are just e4

[balmy python]

ive only played 6 otb tournament games so far

[proper trellis]

Hello

[balmy python]

i think the b4 guy transposed into an english opening after a few moves

[shut agate]

[balmy python]

the e4 was a 4 knights and a center game

i lost in the 4 knights because i hang my queen at some point during the middle game but the other 2 i won

[kindred crypt]

Do you wanna connect your account to the discord to have trusted role here? 🙂

[jade shoal]

Anyone wanna chill and play a couple games?

[shut agate]

were the games in the same tournaments?

[kindred crypt]

Me but im not rly good

[balmy python]

no ive played 2 tournaments 3 games each

[jade shoal]

Bet

[junior gyro]

Play the Bongcloud for a fun game!

[kindred crypt]

could yuo dmme?

[balmy python]

the first one i got 2 black and a white the second one i got 2 white and a black

[jade shoal]

Ye

[balmy python]

so ive technically only lost 1 game as each color so far

[paper zenith]

what even is that 😭 like the asian mum thing by TSV?

[balmy python]

and won 2 as each color

[odd eagle]

dead hard

rematch lol

nvm

[rain lantern]

Bruh I am lagging

[radiant swan]

1770 winning against 1920 is wild

[odd eagle]

1+0 unrated seek: https://link.chess.com/play/cXwHQ2

[odd eagle]

I sold

[rain lantern]

I am tilted asf

[odd eagle]

ayo anyone playing me?

[balmy python]

i like quads tournament because if you win all your games you win automatically no tie breaks or anything and your opponents all play each other so nobody gets easier or harder pairings

[inland abyss]

It's like you winning against me bro

[odd eagle]

nuh

[inland oak]

Back in our days i beat you when i was 1600 and u were 1900

[odd eagle]

I played 2.Ra3

and then my fianchetto failed

[inland abyss]

Ok its fair then bro

[inland oak]

You do not have the authority to judge because you suffered worst

[odd eagle]

be nice...

[autumn juniper]

hi

[reef canyon]

@azure pivot ggwp

ive grown rusty

[autumn juniper]

hi

[azure pivot]

Nah your good

[azure pivot]

D4 f4 is a w opening fr

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> arnavchess021

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 146 (487 peak)
Blitz: 160 (624 peak)
Bullet: 252 (397 peak)

[balmy python]

hell yeah brother

[reef canyon]

too annoying bruh

[azure pivot]

I’m doing a stonewall course and is currently the only chess I can play

-8 rating

[odd eagle]

-8 rating for me too failed on a CM again

[wanton willow]

who out here playing g5 f6

[torn maple]

I prefer d4 Nc6

[rain lantern]

Of all the openings

[wanton willow]

or g4 f3

[reef canyon]

do you mean Nc3

[torn maple]

Nop

[wanton willow]

bro is playing with both sides

[torn maple]

As black its a fun opening

[wanton willow]

bro is yin and yang

he brings balance to the force

[azure pivot]

It’s not that bad

[rain lantern]

IF you say so

[azure pivot]

So overhated I actually quite like it’s course of action

[kindred crypt]

chat is vienna gud

[wanton willow]

any double danish gambit enjoyers?

[azure pivot]

Now that’s trash

[rain lantern]

Vienna gambit is trash

[azure pivot]

3.d5 and kiss your winning chances goodbye

[rain lantern]

Actual vienna is playable but gl

[kindred crypt]

no not the gambit the main line

[rain lantern]

Yeah its ok

Its playable

But still dont rec it

[reef canyon]

wtf @azure pivot did not expect the accuracy to be this high 🥶

[azure pivot]

Which game

[azure pivot]

Damn nice

[reef canyon]

my only W against you today

[azure pivot]

Everything’s clear now

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-react-reply-kramnik-gif-26279262

Start the procedure

[wanton willow]

whats yalls go to response to d4

[rain lantern]

winning

[kindred crypt]

c7

[azure pivot]

@reef canyon of course my accuracy is shit the engine hates my second move😭

[reef canyon]

83 isnt that bad

[rain lantern]

Benko gambit

[wanton willow]

“d5 is the last book move”

[reef canyon]

thats definitely higher than my average blitz accuracy for sure

[rain lantern]

Play d3 then f4 💀

[kindred crypt]

is caro rlly that bad

[wanton willow]

being? c5

[wanton willow]

caro is c6

[rain lantern]

After Nf6

[kindred crypt]

oh forgot

[wanton willow]

c7 isnt a move

[signal oasis]

2230 rated gets scholars mated 💀💀

[rain lantern]

I play caro

[wanton willow]

the pawn is already on c7

[azure pivot]

Bro locked in

[azure pivot]

Nah d4 f4 has aura

[stable sigil]

then people call me noob at 1600.

[wanton willow]

I love caro

[stable sigil]

But I am the noob

[wanton willow]

but technically you cannot play caro into just 1. d4 bc there’s no guarantee they play e4 after

[azure pivot]

C6 d5 against d4 is a Slav

[stable sigil]

I am going spend 1 year in this but still a noob

[kindred crypt]

ye

[stable sigil]

Sad 😭 can't find a way to improve

[wanton willow]

but honestly 50% of players at my elo play 2.e4 if you try to play a slav

which turns it into a caro essentially

[shut agate]

what does -0k and -1k mean in otb tournaments

[inland abyss]

I got 2200 bullet again 🥶

[azure pivot]

Too good

[inland abyss]

You could reach 2400 if you locked in bro

[radiant swan]

1600 is not equal to 1700

[terse wagon]

Insane streak chat

[azure pivot]

I’m not you bro I fell off

[inland abyss]

There is always a comeback

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2161 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2148 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2177 (2437 peak)

[radiant swan]

ki fell off

[terse wagon]

Is this a man or a woman

[azure pivot]

I’m pre sure I’m lower all tcs then you

[radiant swan]

how and why does that matter lmao what

[mint adder]

Are you colorblind

[terse wagon]

I feel happy when i fought a girl

[inland abyss]

It's just a temporary time

[radiant swan]

bro likes beating women

[terse wagon]

Also bro rapid rating is 200 away from bullet thats unreal

[radiant swan]

real pervert

[terse wagon]

If u have better intuition than rapid u should be able to calucate

[silent terrace]

hello

[azure pivot]

Or maybe your improving 😭

[inland abyss]

The tilt effect didnt hit me yet

[uneven basin]

Q

[terse wagon]

Actually that sounds kindaaaaa interesting

[quasi nova]

I actually gotta learn the Sicillian now that more people are playing it gainst me 💔

[terse wagon]

I may not have a brain but I have an idea

[gentle quest]

ayo fr

[quasi nova]

Nail cleaner + Styrofoam

[uneven basin]

Stryopohrm*

[silent terrace]

do not study openings

u are wasting u r time

[quasi nova]

I dislike that and refuse to accept it

[terse wagon]

Why is my google thai

[slim gulch]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[uneven basin]

are you thai or is your google high

[quasi nova]

Yeah mb bro let's just wing it and eat shit ofc how did I not think of that

[azure pivot]

Get 2200 blitz for 2200 all tc🥶

[terse wagon]

I am but I didnt set thai

[wind bay]

bars

[terse wagon]

So google is high

[slim gulch]

hey

[wind bay]

឵឵

[uneven basin]

wait that just rhymed

[wind bay]

i mean hi

[slim gulch]

wat

[wind bay]

i said

[terse wagon]

Chat can you get disqualified in otb for making someone uncomfortable unintentionally

[azure pivot]

No

[kindred crypt]

Who wanna playy?

[terse wagon]

I thought about farting in otb

[quasi nova]

Don't think so

[terse wagon]

And call it an accident

[shut agate]

who is this??

[azure pivot]

Look at your
Opponent when you do it, still legal

[shut agate]

Probably vpn

[terse wagon]

I have no vpn on

[quasi nova]

Let it go and just make eye contact

[shut agate]

idk just set the location maybe

But lemme read what are they

I'm Thai so

[terse wagon]

If It was a girl i'd sniff it

[quasi nova]

Your name suits you get out

[wind bay]

wtf

[uneven basin]

how are yall getting to 1000 elo

[terse wagon]

Girls fighting me is nightmare fuel

They cant fight against a sword with a hole in a shield

[wind bay]

<@&745328830649991179> blud is a creepe 💔

[uneven basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-send-in-diddy-mods-ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-228742818489670441

[quasi nova]

Tactics. Isn't too difficult, just requires persistence

[inland abyss]

Blitz pool is the strongest

[terse wagon]

Chat is this facts

[uneven basin]

no your an idiot the sword would go straight through the hole

[inland abyss]

😭

[wind bay]

lmao

[terse wagon]

You idiot it would stab them if it did

[uneven basin]

I disllike that and refuse to accept it

[terse wagon]

Did you forgot the purpose of shields

This guy is high

[quasi nova]

Sounds familiar but I must be hearing things

[uneven basin]

Hmmm

[radiant swan]

wsg bro

[uneven basin]

what eveb us yiry banem

[wind bay]

okay

[rain lantern]

?

[wind bay]

name checked out

[strong berry]

I just had a brilliant idea
A soundboard that i will use during my chess games
To make it more fun
And also for the giggles

[rain lantern]

He even dmed me "Heyy Cutie Pie"

[wind bay]

ew wtf

[inland oak]

Uhm

[inland oak]

Chess Pervert?

[rain lantern]

Yeah

[inland abyss]

When did I do that bro

[rain lantern]

Not you

[inland abyss]

Damn

[rain lantern]

@terse wagon

[shut agate]

bro's so good at making friends with girls

and bro added me too

[inland abyss]

He is getting the potential ones too

[surreal vine]

tf

is happening

☠️

[wind bay]

"game is game" - aristotle

[inland oak]

60 seconds passed in Africa
A minute happened there

[paper zenith]

hiii chat

[inland oak]

So sad

[paper zenith]

im bored

whats goin on?

[wind bay]

hi bored i am ឵឵

[paper zenith]

😭

[shut agate]

I still can see previous messages

[inland oak]

60 seconds passed in Asia
A minute happened there

[copper gulch]

[wind bay]

henlo

[copper gulch]

helloooo

[paper zenith]

what does that even mean 😭

[shut agate]

a troll which significantly increases a person's madness

[surreal vine]

bro was just playing siuth park fractured but whole

[azure pivot]

Anyone decent 15/10 pool is taking forever

[jade kite]

i have fish

[inland abyss]

99 accuracy ahh pool

[wind bay]

above 60 years old pool

[azure pivot]

[inland abyss]

and draw rate 40%

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darun Kledmanee (tatar)

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Name: Darun Kledmanee (tatar)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2322 (2367 peak)
Blitz: 2375 (2476 peak)
Bullet: 2439 (2555 peak)

[shut agate]

bruh dropped again

[azure pivot]

I’ve been searching for 3
Minutes😭

Cooked pool

[inland abyss]

Bro drops every semester

[inland abyss]

You need to snipe people in open challenges

[shut agate]

just click a 3000+ player like me

I mean "like me doing it"

[inland abyss]

Bro are you there guy who beat that supergm in the candidates

[shut agate]

online but I don't follow him much

he's very good in classical tho

[inland abyss]

Beating drawjabov is crazy

[shut agate]

at first idek he was still active

but it showed in my open challenges

[rain lantern]

Didnt friend me though 😂

[rain lantern]

Give context

[paper zenith]

yea bro cant differentiate between real girls and uh

fake ones

[rain lantern]

I am also a girl

[paper zenith]

me too lol

[shut agate]

🥱

[plucky kelp]

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[worldly jasper]

Let's talk about William Montgomery

William started small, he would go into comedy clubs and try out his material. He often brought a notepad with books and continues this hilarious trend onto his current sets.

[tranquil basin]

Guys I’m back

Is wyl still online? I need to crush him as black now @strange bobcat

[worldly jasper]

William met Tony Chin then blossomed a criminal career, pharmaceutical career and became a tricycle athlete.

[jade kite]

william the foe?

[worldly jasper]

William once bought cases of oil, this led to his career defining moment where he drank 1800 gallons of oil in front of a live studio audience.

[copper gulch]

william

[worldly jasper]

The Ambassador to Austin
The American Spirit Salutatorian
The Baltimore Bobby Bonilla
The Baron of Band-Aids
The Baron of the Bean
The Big Red Machine

The King of Conundrums!

[tall ravine]

Qh4#

[worldly jasper]

1. g4

[copper gulch]

i don't wanna talk anymore

[worldly jasper]

The Bronx Bomber
The Brooklyn Brawler
The Buffalo Billionaire
The Bulgarian Ball Hammer
The Carolina Caboose

[copper gulch]

stop harassing me 💔

[inland abyss]

Wtf is this

Not chess related bro but it's mid

[lone totem]

hii "chess" talk

[azure pivot]

white to play

[worldly jasper]

This is the most chess related topic of all time:

The Virginia Villager
The Wisconsin Winona
The Wizard of the Rotisserie
The Xanax Zanzibar
The Zippix Zebra
The Zippix Zorro

[azure pivot]

sybau wierdo

[static tendon]

that is not a weirdo

[worldly jasper]

No

[inland flower]

which side would u move ur king to?>

[north summit]

Wsp

[static tendon]

chat

[north summit]

Guys

[lone totem]

queenside bro

oh wait its a premove

[inland flower]

after taking queen

where

[north summit]

But it didnt take the queen

[inland flower]

it did

[lone totem]

ig kingside

[frail musk]

Bruhh why can't I send pocs

[north summit]

The queen is still there white queen

[rain lantern]

Hey

[inland abyss]

It ain't

[kindred crypt]

hi

[median zodiac]

This variant is actually kinda fun to play ngl

[frail musk]

I wanna send the pic of me blundering 4 times and still win wahaha

[rain lantern]

Wait are you the actual chess simp guy?

[inland abyss]

White is dead lost wtf

[worldly jasper]

The New Orleans Saint
The One and Only
The Parliament of Portland
The Petty Princess
The Pflugerville Fish
The Philly Philanthroper

[inland abyss]

What did bro feed his Chatgpt

[frail musk]

Bro got the COC spell on the side

[rain lantern]

Benko gambit is so good

[static tendon]

these are good openings

[median zodiac]

it's equal though?

[jovial wind]

Hi

[worldly jasper]

It's be cool for a host to use this as an intro for one of the regulars.

[frail musk]

Low

[static tendon]

can you name some more

[worldly jasper]

And not get banned? No

[trail kite]

😄

[static tendon]

this is not gonna get u banned trust me

[median zodiac]

Blue and green pieces are not alive, but you can still grab those pieces to use due to crazyhouse rules

[worldly jasper]

Any of y'all think I should trust this random guy on the internet?

[static tendon]

yes

[tranquil basin]

Depends on situation, why not just keep In center, endgames king in center is good

[rapid venture]

You might get catfished

[tranquil basin]

Play h6 somewhere rhd8 rac8 ke8 black just clearly better, easy win

[static tendon]

don't listen to the guy named balls

[tranquil basin]

I assume engine shows like 0.5 for black or even more

Bishop pair for nothing

[worldly jasper]

Balls got my back. Weird sentence but I am sticking with it.

[tranquil basin]

I would just evaluate endgame as 75% win 25% draw

Basically no chance for loss

[inland abyss]

What if your enemies name is Magnus carlsen

[tranquil basin]

Still I don’t care if he’s Magnus

In this position it is clear advantage

Maybe Magnus somehow manages to hold to draw

A winning position is a winning position

[static tendon]

no respect for the goat

[tranquil basin]

This is a winning position with no counterplay

If there is counterplay I will probably lose

But here there is just nothing, it’s a free roll for black

[static tendon]

magnus will win this against you as white I'm sure

[lone totem]

for me this seems like an equal position how do you do this 😭

[inland abyss]

He makes the counterplay 😈

[tranquil basin]

Because bishop pair, and white has doubled pawns

I will play h6 just to not blunder pawn somewhere

Rhd8 ke8 rac8

Then I will decide

Whether to play for c5 or e5

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/he-is-the-messiah-monty-gif-19570851

[rain lantern]

I would win against Magnus

[tranquil basin]

Regardless of which I play, what will end up is a majority on kingside with bishop pair

[bleak drift]

https://lichess.org/study/A3gjlZCl/PpOxVSFt
@tranquil basin

[tranquil basin]

Since doubled pawns he can do nothing with

[static tendon]

is this guy trolling

[kindred crypt]

i would adopt fischer kasparov and carlsen at once

[tranquil basin]

And I will think of what to do on queenside

[worldly jasper]

Gukesh?

[tranquil basin]

But bishop pair is clear advantage for sure

Even without doubled pawns

[inland abyss]

The account who made it is deleted😂

[bleak drift]

No matter

[rain lantern]

Even easier

[tranquil basin]

Bishop pair vs knight pair always clear +-

I’m gonna change my evaluation, I think engine just shows -1

[worldly jasper]

This is definitely Gukesh

[bleak drift]

If closed = knight pair
If open = Bishop pair

[worldly jasper]

He hella humble

[tranquil basin]

No almost always bishop pair

Only time knight is better than bishop is in really specific scenarios

[queen timber]

hi

[tranquil basin]

Where his knight have good outpost squares and you have no counterplay

[bleak drift]

Interesting

[queen timber]

are you guys talking abt bishop vs knight

[tranquil basin]

Like let’s say e4 c4 e5 c5 this is possible

[inland flower]

my bruv trapped his queen

[worldly jasper]

When the board is crowded knights are good

[tranquil basin]

Because knight gets to d5

[tranquil basin]

Wut, it’s the opposite

[static tendon]

quit yapping @tranquil basin

[tranquil basin]

Another possibility of knights being better than bishop is in queen and knight vs queen and bishop

[queen timber]

knights are awesome bcz FORKS

[inland abyss]

Bro uses Steinitz rule 🥶

[worldly jasper]

This is one of the opinions of chess of all time.

[inland flower]

i always aim to trade night for bishops but im 800

[tranquil basin]

Isn’t that typical rule?

That only applies if the knight has possibility of attacking ofcourse

[inland abyss]

Use pawns to prevent outpost ahh

[tranquil basin]

If bishop is attacking then for sure the bishop

Bro that’s the whole purpose of pawns

[queen timber]

bishops are technically invisible so.......

[inland abyss]

Nope they are good in passing too

[queen timber]

but i think a knight attacking a piece is more dangerous than bishops

[worldly jasper]

Bishops can snipe pieces from the next room over.

[queen timber]

fr

[tranquil basin]

Go away bro, if u don’t want to hear it u don’t have to

[median zodiac]

Everyone praises bishops for being good snipers but no one talks about the queen