#💬〡chess-talk
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why is mine so small
Small?
yeah theres only one rating
Hello 🙂
play the kadas opening
bye
Yoo
i am the only one
😔
jk what's up
Because you only played rapid so far
😄 hi! Nm hbu
same here
Scipio me got issue
how did you know that
Anyone wanna playy?
mmr?
I looked at your account
anyone bullet
what
Cute little kamikaze 
Ego sum, ego existo.
cogito ergo sum
we arelike blod n crips
I'm just saying this variation in Queen's Gambit Accepted is really playable.
this can't be bad
Just look at position
Bisco13-1 (1118) vs. AikoBug (1213)
































































Move List
1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 4. Nf3 e5 5. Bc4 Nf6 6. d3 Nc6 7. O-O Bc5 8. Re1 Qb6 9. Be3 Bxe3 10. Rxe3 Ng4 11. Re2 Be6 12. Bxe6 fxe6 13. b3 O-O 14. h3 Nf6 15. Ne4 Nd4 16. Nxf6+ Rxf6 17. Nxd4 exd4 18. Qe1 Qc6 19. Rc1 Rg6 20. Re4 Rf8 21. f3 Rxf3 22. c4 Rxh3 23. Qf2 Rhg3 24. Rf1 Rxg2+ 25. Qxg2 Rxg2+ 26. Kxg2 e5 27. Re1 Qg6+ 28. Kf2 h6 29. Rxe5 Qxd3 30. Re8+ Kh7 31. Ra8 Qd2+ 32. Re2 Qf4+ 33. Ke1 d3 34. Ree8 Qc1+ 35. Kf2 Qc2+ 36. Ke3 d2 37. Rh8+ Kg6 38. Rhd8 d1=Q 39. Rxd1 Qxd1 40. Rxa7 Qg1+
so good
white played kia wrong
It's queen's gambit lol
oh, all i know is KIA
a
queens gambit 🥀
cmf
it's playable stuff
tu ai primit ro alert de caldura ?
da
sa imi bag picioarele ca a fost cald rau
everything is playable
Whats ur username?
whether its enjoyable to or not is another thing
real (insfarsit am scapat de caldura ca acum stau la maxim 32 de grade in tulcea)
?
ai noroc
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
false there is grob, polish, and others.
@quartz raptor what languages do you speak
aight
in summary we talked about how it is hot af outside
neurolink
Arigato for this comment
didn't knew anitta was named Luísa
@loud dome u dare doubt my chess😤
yo
Had to edit it a little
Only top 2 advance, right?
London is just the best opening.
whuts this
Italian
advanced?
does anyboddy play
We all know you saw london
Is a cult idk
i wanna @wide charm
nah
We may play a quick game so called chess, my dearest friend.
play
why tf is g5 engine move💀
hi gys
Hi
weird move ngl
typa move id play in a daily game
is it g5 Bxg5 Ne4 Bf4 Bg7
Rg1? Or Bg7 with next Rg1? I'm gueesing, I don't know.
yep but bh4 instead of bf4
How did thst double pawn happen
anyone wanna play quick bullet im new
its nf6 c5 against london 🥶
im 835 rn
i was playing against this 846 and i resigned, then i lost 25 points
lemme bite u
why'd i lose that much?
Then just Ne2
yea thats what I was thinking'
whats ur user
rg8 is terrible
ne2 bxc3
damn i js realised i cant risk all of my aura like this
and rook is hit and knight is pinned
I was trying to figure out which bishop retreat was better
I know Bh4 can't get hit by any pawns
is it significantly better than Bf4 because I don't see anything that would suggest that
ignored
yeah its weird but engine recommendation
c3 needs to be defended
white's pieces suck now
Sure
Then you're losing a bishop
its because of nb5 and it gets forked
oka whats ur user
Anyone
?
Ikaroszi
do you mean Nc5
bishop on f4 can get hit a lot yeah I see it now
i challenged u
Okay
yea bh4 and bg7 is better for black
yeah and its also not because it gets forked Its actually because it defends f2
oh shoot i did rapid instead of bullet
1.g5 Bxg5 2.Ne4 Bf4 3.Bg7 and Nge2 if you're bxc3 you're losing a piece.
anyways I don't think g5 is too engine of an idea
not so findable in blitz
idk about that
I agree. I think the main plan and advantage when after this sequence of moves black tries to capture white's dark squared bishop.
then attack on queen side
ggs

why did i see the word "nude"? thats not an opening
i think this is my first brilliant move. accidental, since i thought my bishop was protected didn't see the knight
if u have only ur king in a completely losing position cant u just let ur time run out and get a draw from insufficient material
wdym
damn 3 blunders and 2 misses
Yep
i just won with 0.4s left
I STILL CANT FIND IT
Actually no ur opponents time has to run out
what i don't get is why he didn't take the bishop
But yeah u can be completely losing and draw with no pieces if time runs out
How’s it going
Or completely winning and draw if ur gonna lose on time 🤷♂️
les say hypothetically ur in a pos like this or some shi and it's black to move
skibdi
can black let their time run out and draw from insufficient material
L ragebait
no?
whats key skill in sub 1k for ez wins?
anyone wanna play rapid
so what's the deciding factor for if it's draw or loss
sure whats ur user
time of whoever has the pieces
ilovewavetoearth1
i don't know :/
bruh
idk i'm 300 elo :(
im 100 elo but too lazy to grind
u sound way too confident for 300
ke2 is a brilliant opening
wait uhh whats ur user i cant see the challenge
im the anomalocaris
eh
whats that
i remove my knights
Hello fellow hollow knight enjoyer
fine we can play equal material if u want
Hoe can i get this gm tag
yay
Go to profile
Or this mew thing
alright i sent it again
So
How does someone blunder that bad in a daily game
Wait let me send you a link for the discord server
some ppl think less in daily games i swear
@humble spear I have to get nitro first?
@drifting bluff i dont think its working try sending one to me
i'm anomalo_caris
turn on unrated tho
bro didnt say underscoreeee
Nothing on dm
My dms to you
🇭 🇪 🇱 🇱 🇴 
in my defense i'm 900
ur like 500 right
yeah
sup
i play a bit on lichess and on a polish website with my unc
all players have their bad days
rematch?
Hey
k
is it working
can you draw me next? or paint me 🙏
I need a good portrait of myself in my ballroom so my future generations can admire their ancestral figure (me of course)
900s dont see s**t lmao
i hung my rook and my opponent didnt see for 10 moves
and then i hung it again
i might be worse than 900 🙃
Who wanna play chess?
lmao im so f**king bad
Do puzzles, it will help you 🙂
i hung a pawn
I can 🙂 my rating isn’t good but
hell yeah im on a winning streak (next game i will lose 200+ games)
Mine's are so weird
i made more
i am a professional pawngrabber
why are your icons purple
i dont play that much
yeah but you still shouldn't be 100
Hes not 100, its a smurf account
time to play some people my level
and i used to resign anytime i couldnt get the opening i wanted
i used to resign whenever i lost 2 points of material in blitz
all these 4 games it was higher elo than more (900-1000)
2 points isnt much
and im 800+ for now
emotional control is tough ok
eric is my spirit animal sometimes
me fr
nah me more
us fr
smtimes i'm just laying in bed wondering: why the f**k am i 900?
either because i think i'm a lot better or because i think i'm trash
look i blundered a knight but u went knight f3
oh
oh he aborted
i thought you were roasting me for not seeing it
😭
opening tunnel vision
i learned the king's english on a lichess study
i did not learn the caro kann because im noob
so i just throw random shi and hope it works
finally someone at my elo
lol
of course hes american and plays d4
i would rather play d4 than c4 ngl
watch it be london
c4 scares me cuz idfk what to play, i'd prob play agincourt if i had to
meh its fine for now
how do u get coords on every square on chesscom?
what in the double london
ask the extention not me
it's the chigorin variation
i just want purple
oh shyat
Bc4 is the accelerated London but it can still transpose into other lines
isnt that losing a queen
dont care im bored
im already playing with an american
Mhmh then lets practise 🙃
k
You can work on openings and then puzzles
how do i get out of 1200
sac the queen for content
I have been :))
@jaunty nimbus the extension coords r wrong
it shows the coords from white perspective
i see,because its stupid and doesnt let me desable it
Mhmh i beline in you 🙃
damn
Thanks!
Anyone wanna playy?
Sure
Went up 100 in bullet today
Won 20
Lost 10
Draw 2
I do!
who's your favorite chess player?
me
my older brother
how can i get out of 1200
(i ragebaiting him everytime we play chess)
win
Puzzles
im playing right now
gain rating
im also doing that
make sure to win
im trying
play 24/7 or gamble all your moves
dont steal my line vro
how do i take this goddamn game less seriously
you shouldn't be trying you should be succeeding
just know a 10 year old is better than you
remember that there are people playing on chess kid
probably a 3 year old is better than you vro
It's fun vro
remember that there are people who play 1.b3
how
dont speak of my goat
who's your goat?
I checkmated some kid with 4 bishops
the nimzo larsen?
@somber lark @inland abyss my new lines are fire this was such a good decision
yea
whats wrong with the fianchetto opening
what's the purpose of fianchetto your bishop
control the center from afar
we have so many geniuses
It's not ruy lopez
what are the pros when the opponent can take it and eliminate your kings best defender??
you can simply put the bishop in the center of the board
beta mindset
Whats ur username? 🙂
Eebydeeby215
Do you wanna connect your acc to the dc firstly to get trusted role here? 🙃
Okayy im gonna send you invite in game now
Yayyy omg
Waiting for u in the game 🤷🏼♀️
I think I got it but idk
<:profile:1016802308278976642> ilovewavetoearth1
This is the Chess.com profile of ilovewavetoearth1. Take a look!
<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings
Rapid: 124
Blitz: 100 (118 peak)
Bullet: 604 (peak)
why does everyon have preimiu
i dont
cuz i dont wanna pay to get good at chess
I think you were in game lol
ours
lets go i just hit 1270
Cause I forgot to cancel my free membership
yay
Wait who am I playing now then lol
oh
congrats
Sorry I’m playing on mobile lol
1v1 me
Not me lol my username is Esarovski
Oh oops. Sorry. I’ll send you a inv then. My b
I'm only 200 vro 😔
Do you mind if I play white?
ur profile says 2000-2199 rated
Chess Mafia propaganda
Ok sure
yay
<:profile:1016802308278976642> ilovewavetoearth1
This is the Chess.com profile of ilovewavetoearth1. Take a look!
<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings
Rapid: 124
Blitz: 100 (118 peak)
Bullet: 604 (peak)
send me challenge
What tc
what the actual f is this
CHAT I BEAT AN IM
W
I could've got an easy queen check mate way quicker but I wanted to get a pawn checkmate for the achievement
W
Nice!
im cooked
Do i have trusted role here?
No, first of all you did not connect your ches.com account to Discord yet
am i cooked for getting a draw when the analysis was 7 on move 20?
Can somebody explain me a puzzle?
no
k
1 moreeeee
Sure, share it
Which one?
bah idk im 900 elo lmao
Who wanna playy?
This the right move, but i doesn't make sense to me, since it says to win a "Knight"
me
ok so king has 2 options on where to go
if king goes to e4 then take the pawn with check
Whatt isss yourrrr userrrnaameee
Qxf2+ Kd3 Qxf3+ (Kf4 Rxd1+ Nxf1 Rxd1+ Qd3 Rxd3+) Kd2 Rg2+ Ne2 Rxe2+ Qxde2 Qxe2+
and they're forced onto the d file anyway
🙂
I did
😐
How the HELL IS THAT 1500 RATED?????!!!????
ignore that s**t it's meaningless
What does it say at https://www.chess.com/settings/account?section=connections ?
i do understand that, but still it makes no sense since you can only make one move lmao.
no there are 2 options, e4 n d3
THE_QUEENS_GAMBIT_01
lets do a 5 min game
White is threatening Qd4+ and Ne5+ I think
Im so good at chess
did u sacrifice the accuracy too
yeah
absolutely brilliant
i got 5 brilliants in a row
got my first brilliant move :D
conrgratulations
you're prob gonna get more in the future they're pretty easy
bro i mouseslip
least you didn't mouseslip the botez gambit
my brilliant move made me win a pawn in 5 moves but they played it wrong so i won a bishop a rook and a queen
You need to calculate both lines. No matter what white plays, black has a winning line
Okayy lemme send you invite
why tf am i still 900
i just hit 1300
and u played your first?
yeah my first brilliant
how did u not play like 10 accidental brilliants thruout your life
im just that good
Send game link im acc curious
i just hit 900 and i played 5 brilliants
theres the brilliants i just sent
Oh ok
type /profile rq
<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information
Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings
Rapid: 2280 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2167 (2255 peak)
Bullet: 2138 (peak)
Not anymore
Yoo I’m completely new to chess can someone give me tips on openings?
how do you get 20 accuracy
Are u sure its ur nick name? Game doesnt find u lol
dont learn 1 million openings just pick one practical one for white and one for black
i mousslip
i gotta learn how to stop when im tilting
What's ur rating
it was me and my friend messing about in bullet and we were both deliberately hanging pieces and somehow the computer gave me 5 brilliants when i was just premoving stupid moves
Ohh i see thanks
Opening principles:
- Put a pawn or two in the center if possible
- Develop your minor pieces (usually knight before bishop)
- Don't move the same minor piece twice
- Castle early
- Attack only after developing all pieces
ofc also watch out for the most common moves
Idk where to check it😭💀
I finally got 2000 ELO in puzzles this evening :D
when you play 5 games you get it
@keen oracle dont worry about the openings too much yet
Hikaru is grinding +1, he was 3394 and lost, came back to 3380.
Back to grinding +1 now he's 3390.
He'll lose more then he gain if he so as much loses a game, drawing takes -11
When 2000 rapid
broo i meant to go rook c5 instead of taking the pawn
Since you're completely new just learn opening principles
2000 puzzle means 1400 rapid
Noted
Nah
also do not play a queen move on the 2nd move
What
Yes
Well he plays someone almost 600 points below him
yuh and it has the sweden flag too
2000 puzzle means 2000 puzzle
Ohh okay
btw dont focus everything on opening principles, its deff important but also focus on middlegames and endgames
Puzzle rating doesn't matter
and tactics aswell
I get what u r saying but if he would be higher rated in rapid he would be higher rated at puzzle if he has premium that is
There's no relation between puzzle and rapid rating
Yea ik
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/146239401057?tab=review&move=45 guys i was winning but i blundered my rook
ilovewavetoearth1 (124) vs. PetrJuza (2074)
































































Move List
1. Nh3 Nh6 2. d4 d5 3. Bxh6 gxh6 4. Nf4 Nc6 5. e3 Bf5 6. Bd3 Bg6 7. c3 Bg7 8. Nh5 O-O 9. Nxg7 Kxg7 10. O-O e5 11. Be2 f5 12. f4 e4 13. c4 Ne7 14. Nc3 c6 15. Rc1 a5 16. cxd5 Nxd5 17. Nxd5 Qxd5 18. Bc4 Qd8 19. h3 Rf6 20. Rc2 Qe8 21. Qd2 Bf7 22. Bxf7 Qxf7 23. a3 Kh8 24. Rxc6 bxc6 25. Rc1 Rg8 26. Qxa5 Rfg6 27. Rc2 Qb3 28. Qe5+ R8g7 29. Qe8+ Qg8 30. Qe5 h5 31. g4 h6 32. Qxf5 hxg4 33. hxg4 Rxg4+ 34. Kf2 Rg2+ 35. Ke1 Rg1+ 36. Kd2 R7g2+ 37. Kc3 Rxc2+ 38. Kxc2 Qc4+ 39. Kd2 Qc1+ 40. Ke2 Qc2#
I'm about 2700 in puzzles and 2000 in rapid
Yeaa i see
ru trolling bro with the flipped sodium
So i just gotta keep practicing with bots?
definitely don't practice with bots all the time
Oh😭😭
Cuz real players make mistakes?
and real players are more real player-like
bots will sometimes play the same stuff
Fair enough😂😂
I think there is in one direction, higher puzzle doesnt mean higher rapid cuz u might not know when to calculate, lose in the openings, blunder pieces, lose positionally, etc. but if u r higher in rapid then usually ur tactics r higher too and if u have premium and do puzzles regularly then ur puzzles should be hihher as well
Bots play perfect until a certain point and then self destruct
Yooo i noticed that fr😭💀
made a blunder and completely lost my advantage but the opponent accepted my draw
was it a pity draw
i said please im begging and they accepted
ngl if the blunder was an error in ur thinking & 100% ur fault u shouldn't have asked for draw
that's bad sportsmanship
it was a mouse slip
oh then thats fine
Not for now 😭
I am only 917
Well, I'm not playing enough. Honestly, I think I could be 1100-1200
accepting the draw for a mouseslip would be good sportsmanship
I literally beaten a 2650 elo bot by playing an opening that i didnt even know i just watched levy use it in one of his vids, i could have won a bishop in the middle game but i didnt see it, and then i got a passed pawn and the bot just made it easier by trading everything down except 1 rook for each and ofc i can win that (and pawns)
i hate people who offer draw in completely losing positions when it's 100% their fault
So yea sometimes when engines r losing they just give up
I mean ye generally stronger players will have better tactics
So if he isnt high rated in puzzle he probably isnt high rated in rapid
They do it cuz why not i did it otb too as a kid
I mean I'm kinda low rated in puzzles and higher rated in rapid
What ratings?
ive never had anyone even offer me a draw before or talk, i feel like im playing against ai
2700 puzzles and 2074 rapid
Yea ur puzzle is low
"why not"
it's terrible sportsmanship
i'd rather play on and accept the loss and keep my dignity
Exactly
But i said he is 1400 rapid cuz he was talking like 2000 puzzle was his new peak so he is probably not as good (sorry if u r reading this and this sounds a bit hurtful)
how does puzzle rating correlate to rapid rating?
It doesn't
like what is the difference i mean
doesnt
oh, okay
Its not terrible sportsmanship when ppl do it against me even otb i just chukle and play on
Depends on a lot of things and so its almost independent
my opponents keep blundering then resigning instantly in the first 10 moves and its making my accuracy high as hell
Anybody wanna play in a chess tournament tomorrow (1500 elo+) and then another one that's 1000 and below elo?? Private message me if you're interested. Free entry and cash prize for the winner!!
Average 1200 game
For most people the puzzle rating is between 800-1200 above the rapid rating
rematch fr
Hello I'm 200 can I play
alright, good to know
Not rn. I need sleep
you changed your username back
Sleepio
Is this self advertising or no?
change it to chess.com is down again it was better that way
I did. It seemed to not be needed anmyore
Yes private message me
Yes
an angel lost their wings
how are puzzle ratings even rated, like how would a puzzle be determined to be 1000 rated?
Missed a 0
lets run blitz fr
Difficulty
I'm bad at blitz vro
Hellooo
Sure
Dope private message me
Bro is not chess simp
Relatively fast too
It doesnt say they apply the same rating
But then what do they mean by:”its rating is determined by who is able to solve it”? What rating do they use if not rapid or blitz?
It's a different rating system, hence the difference between it and the rating of the people who are able to solve it
Vê esta partida #xadrez: chief910 vs Hlio_Cunha - https://www.chess.com/live/game/140445213942
chief910 (498) vs. Hlio_Cunha (599)
































































Move List
1. e4 e6 2. d4 g6 3. [c4] Bh6 4. Bxh6 Nxh6 5. b4 b6 6. f4 f5 7. exf5 Nxf5 8. g4 Qh4+ 9. Kd2 Qf2+ 10. Be2 Qe3+ 11. Kc2 Nxd4+ 12. Kb2 Nbc6 13. h4 Nxb4 14. Rh3 Qxf4 15. Rf3 Qe5 16. Rc3 Nxe2 17. Nxe2 O-O 18. Qa4 Qxe2+ 19. Kb3 Qd1+ 20. Kxb4 c5+ 21. Kb5 a6+ 22. Kxb6 Qxa4 23. Ra3 Qb4+ 24. Kc7
It was good ?
If they determine the rating of a puzzle using the puzzle rating of those who solved it then how was the first couple of puzzles rating determined and if not than why isnt it the same than ur rapid rating (or blitz)
If uve won #🏆〡best-games if uve lost #💬〡improvement-talk
No clue
what is phising
hi
Idk
Oh alright
Didnt know i should send in another topic
Ty
phishing? You could easily google it
Hai, welcome to the server
U can send it here but ppl usually dont care, and ppl prob wont care in #🏆〡best-games either, but they do take a look at ur lost games in #💬〡improvement-talk
im ok at chess, 628 elo as of now
And?
some games, i play like a 1150-1350
and others i blunder and lose
some are the latter
Did cc (chess.com) game review say this?
ye
It was a winning game
So i should send in #🏆〡best-games
like 68% of my games
whats considered a brilliant move
Well game review is kind of unreliable but if u r incosistent that usually means u either complicate the position too much therefore u take a risk or that u blunder pieces
A good move that sacrifices a piece
Blundering can be solved by spending more time
It’s a move that looks too funny not to play
Judge your Elo based off what % of games you win at your currently Elo, not the Elo indicator on Chess.com, its way off. If you win 75% of your games at your Elo then you are underrated.
i got a brilliant but im pretty sure a 400 couldve seen it and i dont like that
4 player chess is better than traditional chess
Move that's counterintuitive for most players but the best for the engines
some don’t make sense for some reason or maybe it something that just take too much effort to find the winning idea
Or just generally checking 1. Checks 2. Captures 3. Threats every move this way u cant really blunder a piece if u really check for both u and the opponent
I would disagree
Yeah it's not brilliant exactly in the sense of exclusivity
go is better than traditional chess
i disagree
I would also disagree
Some Brilliants take 4+ moves into account and at 400 Elo the player just blundered but Chess.com saw 4 moves ahead and called it Brilliant but can the 400 capitalize on that, no
yea, i had wondered if brilliants were linked to the elo
@grave stream
monopoly is better than all chess
Are they not eval plus minus based?
It's just that cc doesn't differentiate between really hard to find sacrifices and simple 1 move sacrifices
like one i made once that actually made sense to be brilliant
Also @grave stream Connect ur cc account
You’re right
alr
is it mandatory to connect the account ?
no
no
Advised
is that doakes
Some are considered simply best moves after a certain rating, but that's not quite accurate in terms of rating
2100
Who?
the black guy from dexter
Ok, because if a day I cheat then I will not lose the discord
Dude was scared
Best move imo, bro avoided botez gambit
Wild thing to say
bro declined the botez gambit
The key word you said was “black” that man in the gif is very white
my "brilliant" was taking a pawn with my bishop putting it in the rooks line of sight, if the rook took, id fork it, i dont understand how thats a brilliant
i dont think so
Ask Stalin
He is?
he looks very black to me
I didn't know bay harbor butcher is black all this time watching 😱
thats him the bay harbor butcher
Got that dog in em literally
Mb I spoiled
This is doakes, totally different from the white guy shown in the previous gif
they're literally twins
No
they both have mustaches
This has to be a generation gap
and they're both black
U r literally blind
Anyone up for a match btw?
the screen is in black and white if you look close enough hes obviously black
whats your mmr
U r color blind
Ture
no, the screen is
Yea they got “that dog in em”
My username is Chessy_Simp
this man is white here, obviously full european white, that other guy in the gif was black
hello
Heya
This guy is white the guy in the previous gif is also white
i linked my account
🔜
Of course because communist Russia had it a many black individuals
how does one manage to lose 11 games in a row
gj
Ice cream truck killer
Is there a chance i could negotiate down ur price from 30 usd to 0?
russia isnt communism anymore
Shhhhh
Like a free trial thing
Rookie numbers comparer to mine
You’re so right foolish of me
maybe like a 10-15 min trial if ur interested
im always right, just how im right about that man being full black
i can tell from the black and white he is definitely black
this is what i was talking about
Ill consider not rn tho
hm
Indeed you’re right as a server we where attempting to gaslight you
nice
i could later
"oh no my queen" ahh move
kk
How privy you saw through our scheme
yeh if took it was mate in 2
i thought my op disconnected but i was check mated 
lmao
lol
white to move
i don't understand
kd1
alright time to explain
0-0-0
yes
I thought you would do a 360 spin degree kick to the opponent's jaw if he takes. Does the same thing ig
I was looking for a mate then realised its impossible
No mate puzzles r not fun
where tf is my explanation
gimme time
Bxf7 ke7 bg5
yuh
Always forgot that you could castle besides enemy's rook
and if pawn takes knight?
and if he takes the knight i play Bxf7+ if he declines with Ke7 I play Bg5+ and he is forced to take and I win his queen
Bxf7 ke7 bg5 kxf7 qxd8
Yea already said
Yea i didnt know u could castle long if b1 was attacked for a long time
I mean otb ofc
I thought the opponent could played f6 in that scenario if Bg5 were to happen
Me too for a couple of seconds
if he plays a safe move like Be6 i take the bishop, he takes back, Qh5+, g6, Nxg6, hxg6 and Qxh8
Why do I get so excited when im up against a titled player
ohhh i understand now, its harder to understand when i cant draw lines
Cuz they r officially decent in chess
Because bread taste better than just key
I mean so are other people their rating
I learng chess otb so it doesnt bother me
and if he does nothing it’s literally the same mate in the first scenario
on the ball?
Not official maybe they cheat
in bullet? No way
Over the board
over the board?
Engine moves overlay and automove exists
Like irl chess not online
Does lichess tell you if one of your opponents cheated
ohhhhh
i literally only had the photo to analyze and it took me about 4 minutes to calc. everything even without it, bit of a nerd lol (not at chess games as much)
Idk i played on lichess a lot like 2 years ago i forgot
im 1500 it took me 5 minutes to figure out even with the explanation
If it does then I've never played against one in over 3000 games
Yea but thats not a very good time for rapid
The exclusive allure that they have made your brain always thought that those accounts are more legitimate, and more special to met a 2400 titled player, but not to a 2500 non titled ones. Our mind always likes something catchy, for example the chess title in someone's account is considered unlikely to met instead of the common ones if you're not titled
yea i understand
does winner always get higher accuracy?
Exactly
No i dont think so
Or just bread taste better than keys
not always, tho it would be quite rare if it didnt
i need to draw my lines or i forget what i was doing or what my plan was, i keep having to reverse the moves to see my lines again
Not always
U can play good then surrender and technically u didnt win but ur accuracy would be higher
the opponent would have to throw the game away and still win
(if no resigning happen)
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But yea i think u could lose with a hogher accuracy if ur opponent blundered a lot and u only blunder 1 move but that leads to forced mate for example
anti reti gambit
The Muzio Gambit (1.e4 e5 2.f4 exf4 3.Nf3 g5 4.Bc4 g4 5.0-0!?)
pretty sus u spammed this in other channels as well
Brussels gambit
Man I love seeing it comes from BBC 😋
Now this is cooking I'm about troll the homies
I'm actually curious now, are those really .png files or some sorta malware
Click it
I would click on them but I'm not in a sandbox rn
They say you gotta take risks in life
All or nothing
Both I guess, just some rando gambling promotion from beast mt riders
Bro sent em in #💬〡general-off-topic they most definitely are malware
gg @median zodiac
They'll find nothing but 🌽 in my files

gg
Someone sent a video of a guy f a chicken in this server, worst thing to ever be sent here 😭
Dear God that must be horrible for you to experience and nobody should ever witness that 😦 can you show me the file so I could avoid it aswell 😊
What a stalemate, damn
Bro is up for mischievous activities
moved the wrong pawn, wanted to checkmate you with 2 knights
You already made 2 queens though
It's not like I'm going to open it or have anything towards chickens, do I look like someone who will manipulates you to send me such evil content 😔
pigeon
That's a duck
I love biting ducks meat for so long 😋
They're chewy and they don't absorb dipping sauce
I don't really like duck meat because of that
Duck meat is alright
the best tactic is to message your opponent "queen trade" or "rook trade"
works like half the time stg
More chewy more fruity
Old man
Guys where can I post a suggestion for the game?
For chess?
bro stfu im not even triple digits
For the chess.com app ye
You type oh no my queen works 1/9 times
'Sir pls resign I have a puppy named carl 🥺'
I just realised I am terribly bad in blitz after I switched from bullet to it
Also work since they sometimes reply 'stfu' which means 'son that's fvery unhappyfyingwhichissadthatiwillresign 😞'
"Sir, please resign. I have a gun named Kindness"
Bro some dude in vcs says “can we pls draw my kid just woke up im all out of aborts” whenever he plays as black 🤣
"resign i have to feed my five children as we escape from -insert country at war/poverty-stricken- "
wt
Very sad story I'm about to splash it all over on my screen 😔
mine just send me prn websites or go "USA 😍
"
Holy cheese, there are way too many checks to learn in lichess
What the fudge?
those damn canadians
Arabian, Hook, smother check
In today's geopolitics every nation has it's own deadly conflicts, and yet here we are typing nonsense in a digital world that's not even real
this is the chess discord server i was expecting, thanks
I love to check your cheeks
I mean, true
Si senior
pov: you make a smart comment about our virtual world and then the next message you send is a butt joke
AIYO?!?!?
Come on, spread those cheeks, I mean... Smile more 😊
Bugs on genz hardware Ig
thats the point
the last thing that should be spoken about here is chess
bro only nerds play chess gtfo
i like chess
wrong server bud
same
why is it called chess talk then
that’s crazy /j
shh we cant say that word
chess
@woeful dune hi can u pls tell me where I can post suggestions for the chess.com app?
@servermod
I'm terribly sorry for such occurence that you have to witness with your eyes, I'm definitely will not let that happen again for you! 😤
damn you're submissive
"im definitely will not let that"
if a north korean somehow gets to this server i dont understand why not
better question is does north korea allow chess.com
yes but only in english
I could play with white... Or blacks... Spreading my pieces on the board so you could play me any opening that you want
I mean I like chess aswell
aight bro you too freaked out
Let us say that they successfully managed to have access illegally
no one wants to risk that especially not a chess nerd
bro no one is gonna risk that for chess.com maybe if it was the l site it would be more realistic
Hi chat :3
Hi torbith
wsp
But the question is
Are they allowed?
why would they not be
Because they got access illegally
NO ONE HERE KNOWS BRO WE'RE NOT KIM 😭
And I will let you put your rooks into my 2nd and 7th files and slides it in and out towards my King's side until my positiin crumbles into the dusts
so? chess.com isn't the north korean government
you should test it out yk
chances are they wouldn't even know

Don't expose me
Maybe you are right
hey guys, does anyone know what's the approximate fide chess rating if I'm around 2200 blitz and rapid on chess.com?
Just curious as a reference because I don't play that much otb chess
yooo what
fake
Apparently her aunt is the Five times British Women's Champion IM Susan Lalic
probably not true either lol
"The boys a liar, the boys a liar"
The shit im not understanding tho is
Is that a pawn on b1???
And the scoresheet is blank
I'm 1097 elo and let me tell you it doesn't get much better 😂
oof
Im 2000 elo and I can tell you it does get better
Just cuz u buns don’t mean he gotta be buns
I'm referring to win percentage
holy stuck at 900 elo
might be true but she did not win shit 💀
🤧
Sorry den
idk but thats not the point
i just know she didn't win shit
Np
970 -> 900 elo today man how can i cope with this
Understand that is titling and it happens at all levels
i went from 1830 bullet to like 1730 🔥
Finna be me in 4 days
I am tilting all the time man
Dropping 200 elo
I might have to just do 50,000 puzzles
Stop playing blitz
I play rapid
Ok tilting in rapid is crazy
Never touched blitz lol
Bullet blitz yea tilting normal thing
i just woke up damn 💔
Use your time then
gotta take off a break day
Anyone wanna play
from insights im always doing bad in opening
maybe i should just learn a simple opening for black/white i think

Learn ruy lopez najdorf and grunfeld trust
Learn French defense and scotch game
Don’t learn the grunfeld at all
French as black,
Scotch as white
Grunfeld is ez vro
Thats my go to openings
I only know pirc defense
Based
Learn French defense
THREE MAJOR SACRIFICES IN ONE GAME
Might as well learn the englund atp
How do you guys learn openings? do you practice against bots?
I have before
I know chess tempo has a system for it but all the variations?
Holy hell
Sometimes they do weirder stuff and they don’t play into tricks out of openings tho
Bros just hating atp
Grunfeld is ez just d5 and throw everything at their centre
W time control
Ppl have said this besides you but that’s obviously a knight looking at the bishop
Tilting?
Me when there's a pawn on b1
RAGE
Look at the amount of time I spent
Tilting is when u play games and lose a bunch of elo
actually put in no effort to faking it 😭
Yh im very familiar with that
Playing Nf3 in a sicilian 😭
From gaining elo to losing elo. Like playing 50 games just to be the same elo
Cmon bra
I had 6 minutes and he had 19 minutes and used 19 minutes in a losing position
Oh
I was just watching that 
Check out this #chess game: BigPipas1 vs Amradam333 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/140445811776
BigPipas1 (1448) vs. Amradam333 (1418)
































































The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(
Guess the elo ahh game
Check out this 3+0 game I was black
That's a pawn, the knights are on a3 and f3
how do yall learn openings
Black is 1500 elo white is 1500 elo
like how to memorize
Rb1 is crazy
I just play the moves until I memorise it
I concede
it doesn't click for me that fast, i think i blundered the the fried liver like 30 times before i learned how to play ag it
Knights are over here
Just play whatever
White pawn on b1 💔
Chesstempo is good for memorization, you can make a repertoire using pgns and learn through spacial repetition
Did you really set that bishop trap
thanks
Yàaa teheheheheheh
Bro fell for it and thought thats a free pawn
Wyd
g5 ?
O-O-O
e4
Ke2
Omg there's another picture where the king and queen are on the wrong colors lmaooo