💬〡chess-talk

[static eagle]

Just get a full set lmao

[strange bobcat]

I summon JKAO @tranquil basin

[kindred crypt]

oh w

[strange bobcat]

jkao attack him bro

[static eagle]

We both getting freaky then lmao

[white hound]

I just realized that I have mentality of 49 yo man with uncle humor

[inland abyss]

Why not me

[strange bobcat]

omg its GreeNFLOWER

[static eagle]

Did someone just say goon?

[strange bobcat]

you bad af bro

[static eagle]

Anyway jkao is just gonna help me @strange bobcat MUAHAHAHAH

[kindred crypt]

iirc, jamison cooked you twice in his arena

[quasi nova]

GreenFnFlower 😔

[hexed oracle]

I wanna put a bullet in my head still got the AWP from last time?

[static eagle]

You mean bad as in a baddie or bad bad😭

[inland abyss]

I am gonna lock in trust

[static eagle]

DAWG DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID😭

[paper zenith]

greenflower hii

[static eagle]

YOU JUST SAID THE N WORD

[inland abyss]

Bro he was down a piece but he is a flagger

[quasi nova]

How does that mean the n word lmao I need the lore

[white hound]

Bullet Game? Wha't your main variants?

[static eagle]

"Fn"

[quasi nova]

Hmm, noted

[strange bobcat]

here you go

[hexed oracle]

I need it because i cannot forget this shit

[static eagle]

It means "f*** n####"

[white hound]

NOICE!!!

[strange bobcat]

😭

[quasi nova]

Adding it to my collection

[static eagle]

DAWG

[paper zenith]

bro straightup ignored me 😭

[inland abyss]

Hi

[strange bobcat]

uh what the fu

[hollow seal]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

didnt know you are a mother

[quasi nova]

Hello

[static eagle]

Hes a dad now

[strange bobcat]

IM NOT BRUH SYBAU DAHLIA

[static eagle]

Yeah because youre a dad now

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-twerk-street-highway-gif-5840882

[quasi nova]

We can only hope

[white hound]

I don't know maybe he walking on asphalt and it's not straight.

[hexed oracle]

wyl wanna do a double kill?

[paper zenith]

thank you 😭

[strange bobcat]

nah stop pinging me 😭

im getting clapped by some 2700

[static eagle]

Only thing not straight is @strange bobcat

[hexed oracle]

nuh uh 😭

[strange bobcat]

BRUH

[white hound]

I'm having too much fun here

[strange bobcat]

@servermods these bitches are being aNNOying

[static eagle]

Hi having too much fun here

[static eagle]

What did you just call me?

[hexed oracle]

I started the flame of annoying wyl

[static eagle]

CALL ME THAT AGAIN :3

[strange bobcat]

🤨

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[static eagle]

Someone cant stand my freakiness

[hexed oracle]

truly a legendary moment

[strange bobcat]

lol bro did for real

[static eagle]

Snitch

[white hound]

I'm telling you guys In the future I'm planning be like 49 yo uncle with no sense of humor. I'm can imagine myself at wedding saying some absurds just to make people uncomforable

[static eagle]

Hi telling you guys In the future I'm planning be like 49 yo uncle with no sense of humor. I'm can imagine myself at wedding saying some absurds just to make people uncomforable

[strange bobcat]

sure ban me bro cuz I said a bad word 😂

[static eagle]

How are you? telling you guys In the future I'm planning be like 49 yo uncle with no sense of humor. I'm can imagine myself at wedding saying some absurds just to make people uncomforable

[inland abyss]

I will be the 50 yo old uncle which will annoy you

[strange bobcat]

😂

[azure pivot]

last thing you wanna see in a course

[inland abyss]

Is it d5 bg4🥶

[strange bobcat]

im getting banned for saying "bitches" rip me guys

[static eagle]

What if meow meow

[hexed oracle]

idk why but I got a stroke from this

[hexed oracle]

bitches

[white hound]

omg it hurts

[strange bobcat]

😭

[azure pivot]

bg5 against the dutch

[inland abyss]

You won't maybe muted

[strange bobcat]

imagine being muted because of that

[white hound]

Is this real??

[static eagle]

He will be missed cause his my d- my lawyer advised me not to continue this joke

[strange bobcat]

this server bans the f word but not bitches 😂

[hexed oracle]

if wyl goes down i will too

[onyx niche]

Wach ur tounge

[strange bobcat]

enjoy yourself bro @hollow dragon

[kindred crypt]

this is not tmc, where all slurs and vulgar words are welcome.

[azure pivot]

💀

[onyx niche]

Maybe you get banned rn xd

[simple slate]

whats that from

[strange bobcat]

I mean ye but Im not spamming anything nor being mean 😂

I would get banned and not give a shit tbh

[white hound]

[inland abyss]

No one recommends this bro 💀

[static eagle]

Say something mean rn

[hexed oracle]

tbh he might get timedout for pinging mods for shitty things

[strange bobcat]

fr I think no one cares besides him tbh

[simple slate]

ong 💀

[azure pivot]

i might be cooked

[strange bobcat]

😂

[inland abyss]

This is not one the "most cited" ahhh😭

[strange bobcat]

some goody 2 shoes lol

[static eagle]

Oh hes gonna watch it alright

[white hound]

We are welcome here any chess players, big, small, london, not london. But the point is we're having no sense of humor at all.

[azure pivot]

😭

[strange bobcat]

[static eagle]

Like what? 10😭

[hexed oracle]

they should watch cocomelon not be on discord their problem if they learn nice words

[kindred crypt]

you dont have to wait to reach 49, you already lack humor

[onyx niche]

Maybe 😶‍🌫️

[azure pivot]

hes an FM he must be right

[static eagle]

Did you not see discord tos? ITS ONLY 13 AND ABOVE DAWG😭

[strange bobcat]

there were things in the chat that were like so more inappropriate you think a bad word would cut it 💀

[white hound]

You flatter me

[onyx niche]

People lie

[static eagle]

NO NOT FR😭

[onyx niche]

In their ages a lot

[hexed oracle]

i think one time a guy sent prn

if i remember right

[strange bobcat]

nahhh 😭

[static eagle]

Just like how your parents said youre not adopted

[onyx niche]

[mint adder]

wake up chat baddies just dropped in chess

[hexed oracle]

might have been another chess server tho

[static eagle]

Ok stop

[onyx niche]

Oh

[strange bobcat]

💀

[onyx niche]

Sorry i missread

[static eagle]

I hate you so much so how are ya doing flan?

[white hound]

What??? Week ago I got email from Nigerian Prince, and now you're saying it's lie???

[kindred crypt]

how old are you

[static eagle]

They lied about it

[onyx niche]

Nah thats real

[mint adder]

sup

[onyx niche]

:(

[onyx niche]

More than 13

[static eagle]

You dont hate me back? 😔

[slim gulch]

hi flannie

[mint adder]

oh yeah apparently her aunt is an IM and WGM

[mint adder]

I hate people when I sleep

[strange bobcat]

bro how can you choose 2 things

I mean IM > WGM all day

[mint adder]

IM then

honestly if you ask me who Susan Lalic is god knows

[hexed oracle]

account is pretty old so probably at least 13

[strange bobcat]

like tbh I dont think WGM means too much like I would prob say FM > WGM but ye

kinda depends tho

[tranquil basin]

The JKAO has been summoned

[static eagle]

He summoned you so you can stop me from being freaky

[strange bobcat]

help me imma get muted for saying bitches 😭

[mint adder]

wagwan

[white hound]

still there's so many criminals on world

[static eagle]

-# not happening

[onyx niche]

Stop saying it

[hexed oracle]

fr the be timing out people for saying bitches

[strange bobcat]

crazy like the shit is real

[static eagle]

Yeah like you stealing my heart

[mint adder]

bitches

[static eagle]

Why are you talking about yourself?

[strange bobcat]

you could pop out if you dont want to lol its like the most common swear word nowadays

[white hound]

It's regular situation, and very often. I'm saying about serious stuffs.

[tranquil basin]

JKAO uses explode!!!! He explodes and does 100% damage

[mint adder]

gotta summon my seconds

[strange bobcat]

DAMN use like thunderbolt or sth

[tranquil basin]

😭😭😭

[static eagle]

HIURA uses rizz!!! He rizzed up jkao and now jkao becomes freaky with Hiura

[stark sun]

[white hound]

I feel battle in the air. 🔥

[static eagle]

[strange bobcat]

AAW HELL NAH BRUH

[onyx niche]

The hell

[strange bobcat]

anyways do you wanna play jkao ?

[onyx niche]

[static eagle]

:p

[hollow seal]

Gm

[strange bobcat]

good evening good sir how can me help you

[tranquil basin]

JKAO uses protection, protects himself from Hiura-San’s rizz as well as conception for 1-2 weeks

[tranquil basin]

Naw pretty busy rn

[strange bobcat]

I thought bro would use shit on bench and escape the battle 💀

[hexed oracle]

I protect him using duck philosophy :
to quack or not to quack that is the question

[strange bobcat]

ahh I see its ok

[tranquil basin]

I was lowkey thinking of that lmao

[static eagle]

Hiura uses Twisting Words! Hiura says : You mean protection or protection?

[hexed oracle]

you can focus on atacking I will keep defending thee

[mint adder]

what the frick is this chat

[hexed oracle]

we are bitches fr

[quasi nova]

Yes 👍

[mint adder]

pipi in yo pampers

[tranquil basin]

I don’t know enough Pokémon lmao, I used to grind showdown all day a couple years back tho

[white hound]

Okay chat when we having serious discussation I must reveale something. I recently read Darwin and this guy taught me a life. It's the meaning of life acutallly.

[strange bobcat]

FR it was once a goated game loll

[simple slate]

https://www.chess.com/variants/setup-chess

[static eagle]

This is a guy (also kinda looks like flans pfp)

[simple slate]

someone join please

[white hound]

This guy taugght me about still progressive fight between animals. And Darwin is winning at every point.

[dense flint]

huhuhello

[static eagle]

What is jkao gonna type

Its scaring me

[dense flint]

uwu

[hexed oracle]

last time i let my hair grow people thought i was a girl

[white hound]

I also think his lessons could be moved into society laws.

[tranquil basin]

JKAO’s aura is too high, psychic terrain is active as long as JKAO is alive!!! all status effects have no effect during the duration of psychic terrain

[strange bobcat]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[static eagle]

Last time I let my hair grow some seniors tried to rizz me up

[dense flint]

I like this purple one

[static eagle]

Hiura uses bedroom! (This is self explanatory)

[strange bobcat]

goated pokemon

[hexed oracle]

type shit

[dense flint]

fr

[strange bobcat]

more goofy than goofflower @inland abyss

[dense flint]

gangar

[white hound]

who that?

[hexed oracle]

me

1-2 years ago i forgor

[static eagle]

-# 8/10 would smash

[white hound]

You're looking like a girl.

[strange bobcat]

*you are a girl

[hexed oracle]

i know this is why i am no longer growing my hair so long

[tranquil basin]

Normal type attacks do not affect ghost type Pokémon!!! JKAO uses belly drum x4 atk-50% hp

Lmao why am I doing this, I feel like a showdown nerd now

[strange bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gengar-pokken-bigger-transform-gif-5275212

jkao rn

[white hound]

Now I'm curious how you look with short hairs.

[hexed oracle]

1s i think i got a photo

[white hound]

Is this one of these video where you should delete everything, play from backend, and give volume to hear smth?

[static eagle]

TRIGGER WARNING LOUD ASF

[tranquil basin]

Broooooo I really wanna use shit on bench rn

😭

I’m in training rn

Been checking positions all day

[static eagle]

Play the audio at full volume that i send on top

[tranquil basin]

Kinda solved one line of g3 najdorf already

Found good advantage in the b5 without be6

[white hound]

Don't be too selfish, gym is not everything.

[crude solstice]

I thought it'd be ai quoting Neurolink: please connect your account

[hexed oracle]

from last year

[tranquil basin]

This rc4 shit is impossible tho

[static eagle]

Nah its referring to neuro sama

[strange bobcat]

lol

[tranquil basin]

I can’t tell if u being serious or not

[crude solstice]

The twin shall reign forever

[strange bobcat]

🤨

[hexed oracle]

please not

[inland abyss]

Bro what do you recommend against the french

[crude solstice]

Straightforward

[white hound]

You're looking good, man.

[tranquil basin]

KIA if ur lazy

[hexed oracle]

I am not interested in having any relationships of any kind for some time

[static eagle]

B3 (joke)

[tranquil basin]

Classical is possible

Also you can play e4 e6 c3

[white hound]

Revolution

[tranquil basin]

Just checked it today, not so bad at all

[inland abyss]

😭

[tranquil basin]

Or e4 e6 nf3 d5 e5 c5 c3

[hexed oracle]

i always use kia 50% of times i get clapped 50% of time i do not

[tranquil basin]

Nc6 and then u play g3

[hollow seal]

how long have you been playing chess?

[inland abyss]

Bro winaver is so annoying

[hexed oracle]

most of the times i lose because I am blind af

[tranquil basin]

3-4 yrs

[inland abyss]

Hans plays this

[tranquil basin]

XD those are typical statistics

[hollow seal]

What do you play against sicilian?

[tranquil basin]

I doubt it, I checked it and no advantage

[tranquil basin]

Anything

[inland abyss]

He does in blitz

[tranquil basin]

Like many moves for black to get decent position

[inland abyss]

Then he plays like bh3

[tranquil basin]

Yeah bh3 after nf5

But its total shit

[inland abyss]

He stills plays it bro I swear 😭

[static eagle]

I hate Malaysian players so much

WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD

[white hound]

Now I also wanna play this.

[hollow seal]

which is your repertorie?

[tranquil basin]

Not good for white at all

[kindred crypt]

Hey guys what version of stockfish does chess.com use?

[inland abyss]

Check his openingtree or smh

[tranquil basin]

I gtg ttyl

[kindred crypt]

Alright keep improving

[white hound]

I'm not falling for this. "Hey guys what version of stockfish does chess.com use?" "Hans Niemman lessons". Very funny.

[static eagle]

Lemme search up what that means

[strange bobcat]

ok cya

[kindred crypt]

Say what ?

[strange bobcat]

I got to go talk to you later

[quasi nova]

" I got to go talk to you later"

[slim gulch]

cya

[minor herald]

Somebody told me 17 last night I believe idk if they were trolling though

[shrewd mica]

[white hound]

It's 17 I checked it in analysis.

[minor herald]

Sweet

[kindred crypt]

Idk it's 17 though cause I matched it up with EnCroissant GUI 17.1 and it was like struggling

[loud dome]

You can check in your analysis settings

[shrewd mica]

Hello guys, how are y'all doing?

[kindred crypt]

Ah Thx

[paper zenith]

ayy chat's alive againn

[kindred crypt]

Really good just woke up

[white hound]

Bad, there was politcal conflict in my country.

[loud dome]

Getting ready to study a bit for exam

[slim gulch]

hey

[slim gulch]

it is July chillax

[white hound]

In a private actually okay.

[shrewd mica]

Oof...I hope things get better soon.

[kindred crypt]

Yo you got exams too 😭

[loud dome]

Exam is in 2 weeks

[shrewd mica]

All the best, Scip! You've got this, okay?

[kindred crypt]

Mine is like tmrw till 14 I'm screwed

[shrewd mica]

Hello Invis, how are ya?

[loud dome]

Thank you

[ancient fractal]

hi Clover

[white hound]

I mean there was one guy who attacked people with extinguisher.

[loud dome]

Gl

[shrewd mica]

Hello!

[kindred crypt]

Thx I'mma need it with the way I've been studying

[shrewd mica]

Damn.

[white hound]

He attacked these people bcs religion and recently he candidated for president.

[kindred crypt]

gl peanutbutter

[mild moat]

helo

[loud dome]

[shrewd mica]

Hello Dahlia! How are you doing?

[ancient fractal]

man my wifi is so slow rn

[slim gulch]

nice, thanks for helping out torby

[shrewd mica]

Oof. Humanity sucks.

[kindred crypt]

hello cowboy. i couldnt sleep. i had a bad dream. im tryna sleep again

[shrewd mica]

How did you know?

[strange bobcat]

no sleep lock in for tmcleague dahlia

[white hound]

It wasn't nice, I'm not bad

[spring tundra]

ya might want to see this

[shrewd mica]

Oof, really sorry to hear that. Get some good rest now, alright?

[slim gulch]

yeah

[kindred crypt]

Mines been for 2 days cause of some religious activity in the country

[ancient fractal]

everytime I close the door, the wifi becomes like this

[shrewd mica]

That doesn't answer anything lol

Anyhow, yeah, it's all good. He's my friend, ofc I will help him.

[kindred crypt]

lol I be turning airplane mode on off

[slim gulch]

Thank you for doing that

[shrewd mica]

Mhm, anytime

[white hound]

Maybe you need to sway it like TV antenna XD

but the door

[reef canyon]

feeling weird

all of a sudden im coaching a 10 y.o. regularly

also hi chess cowboy its been a while

[ancient fractal]

lol

[shrewd mica]

Newt has become a coach now. This is peak.

[reef canyon]

became a coach before 2000 blitz

[shrewd mica]

Mhm, indeed it has been.

[reef canyon]

im just a poser gng 😔

[slim gulch]

uwu torbith :3

[pallid chasm]

How to reach 2000 blitz?

[reef canyon]

id like to know too im 2000 in rapid not blitz

[mortal tangle]

@everyone i m very noob at chess so i want some 2000 or 1500 elo rated chess player to train me plzzz

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

This is the Chess.com profile of ciao. Take a look!

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1861 (1873 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2009 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2036 peak)

[mortal tangle]

@pallid chasm

will you help me

[strange bobcat]

hi I would help you

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessontrack

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Moderator or Staff: False
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Rapid: 2275 (peak)
Blitz: 2648 (2767 peak)
Bullet: 2401 (2572 peak)

[mortal tangle]

thanks

[pallid chasm]

I'm 2000 in blitz not rapid

[mortal tangle]

@strange bobcat

[reef canyon]

so why are you asking how to reach 2000 blitz

[reef canyon]

wyl thank goodness ur online

how do u do this chess coaching thing 😭

[strange bobcat]

well you understand the concept of chess coaching right >

[pallid chasm]

So how to reach 2000 blitz?

[mortal tangle]

i know all the basics

[reef canyon]

the dad seems very insistent that i be the one coaching their kid

[strange bobcat]

it does help with your experience

[mortal tangle]

can we private chat

[strange bobcat]

but 2 bucks is a ducking scam ( depends on the region also )

[strange bobcat]

sure

[reef canyon]

i managed to negotiate it to 4 for now

[mortal tangle]

wait wait wait @strange bobcat is it free or not!

[reef canyon]

its obviously not bruh

[strange bobcat]

its not ofc lol

[reef canyon]

coaching isnt charity work 😭

[mortal tangle]

yeah i knew

[shrewd mica]

Nuh uh

[mortal tangle]

so i cant affor even 1$ i hope someone gives and then i would!

[strange bobcat]

sad to hear bro

[reef canyon]

what do you do mostly even in coaching sessions

[pallid chasm]

@strange bobcat how to reach 2000 blitz?

[strange bobcat]

arent you 2000

[shrewd mica]

Ask your parents, innit?

[pallid chasm]

Wait did you unfriend me on discord?

[crude solstice]

Wow

[mortal tangle]

@pallid chasm can you help for free!

[strange bobcat]

I dont think so

havent unfriended anyone

[pallid chasm]

No sorry, I'm bad at chess

[strange bobcat]

well it really depends also

[mortal tangle]

what a 1500+ is abd

bad!

[reef canyon]

dad wants me to focus on openings/middlegame/endgame equally

[pallid chasm]

I just flag in Rapid, Blitz and Bullet

[reef canyon]

this kid is 1610 fide i dont think the openings matter at all too much

[pallid chasm]

What's your FIDE?

[reef canyon]

173* the last digit is a secret im not falling for this trap again 😔

[pallid chasm]

No I'm just curious

[crude solstice]

[hollow seal]

who wanna play a rapid game?

[strange bobcat]

sorry I was getting flagged

[crude solstice]

You must be pretty famous by now

[shrewd mica]

That's pretty good.

[reef canyon]

git gud 🐢

[strange bobcat]

tell him to sybau and you are the coach and not him

[strange bobcat]

I flagged him

[pallid chasm]

1600 FIDE is basically the same level as 1700 FIDE no?

[reef canyon]

i could farm my way to 1800 if i really wanted to

[pallid chasm]

Sure

[strange bobcat]

Idk much but tbh for most of my 1400-1700 clients I teach them about middle game play and basic strategy and planning

and a bit more on openings like not too deep but 2-3 opennings that they needa learn and play solidly in

[reef canyon]

ok thats enough thx man do u teach them endgames too?

[strange bobcat]

I focus on that transition from openings to middle game

[reef canyon]

im gonna teach the lil guy the philidor/lucena/vancura next

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> esteban_karamazov

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1645 (peak)
Blitz: 1395 (peak)
Bullet: 1523 (peak)

[mortal tangle]

can anyone teach me for free plzz

[reef canyon]

or are endgames still too niche for this level?

[strange bobcat]

I usually dont cuz from under 2000 rating you dont need much endgame knowledge

I teach them to overpower in middle game

I just usually teach some basic endgame stuff but nothing too much

[pallid chasm]

I have never heard of the Vancura endgame

[reef canyon]

so basically i'm gonna hyperfocus on the middlegame

[strange bobcat]

idk tbh

cuz it depends also on your strong suite

[reef canyon]

the middle game is my strong suite

[strange bobcat]

I have a lot of knowledge in my way of developing and tactical awareness

[reef canyon]

i rarely let my otb games go past the endgame tbh

[hollow seal]

there is my profile

[strange bobcat]

then teach them that prob

[reef canyon]

i still got impostor syndrome though im definitely the weakest coach around here

everyone else's like 2000 FIDE and above 🥀

[strange bobcat]

I am under 2000 😭

please dont judge

[shrewd mica]

Dude, that's fine...
Point is you're still helping someone. Being a coach is still a big deal.

[reef canyon]

too late to back down now though since the dad's planned it all out up until the next month

[reef canyon]

2700 blitz

[strange bobcat]

its not really helping

like charity help but ye I do like it when my students do well in otb tourneys

installs in me some sense of pride

[shrewd mica]

Well, then there you go, you are helping your students do well.

That matters, okay?

[mortal tangle]

@pallid chasm can you plz play with me

[strange bobcat]

true lol

[reef canyon]

not too different of a feeling from when one of my old students passing their high school entrance exams

i actually hv experience, its just not in chess

[strange bobcat]

lol true tho

[strange bobcat]

then youre fine

[shrewd mica]

Know that all good players aren't good teachers or coaches, so to be a coach is a skill in itself.

[reef canyon]

my rates are still abysmally low though 😔

[strange bobcat]

I dont have any experience in teaching but my students say I am a good ? teacher lol

[mortal tangle]

@strange bobcat can someone defeat you

[reef canyon]

basicaly 3.75 USD per hr lol

[strange bobcat]

as I said like it depends on the region also

for people $10 is not much but for me thats like half a week worth of basic food

a good selling point for me

[shrewd mica]

And that is what matters. Being under 2k doesn't matter for a coach, as long as they're good at coaching

[reef canyon]

i just wish the kid had records of their otb games because all i have is their lichess game history

[strange bobcat]

well ofc lol even magnus loses at times

[mortal tangle]

ooo

[reef canyon]

so it's probably not an accurate way to identify their weak spots in otb games

[shrewd mica]

Perhaps you can ask them to keep track from now on.

[mortal tangle]

then is there someone who never losed a game

[reef canyon]

plently of people actually! (people who have never played chess)

[shrewd mica]

Yeah, very true. A lot more factors come into play when playing OTB.

[strange bobcat]

I mean imo I think you still need some knowledge to teach but if you are good at getting your point across then you are a good coach lol

[mortal tangle]

the correct answer i found now

[shrewd mica]

Well, then there you go, you are a good coach

[fast crater]

ap test scores out

[reef canyon]

i try to be good at it

[shrewd mica]

And so is Newt.

[reef canyon]

and i'll never know that unless i see actual results, good thing both the dad and the kid are frequent tournament joiners

[strange bobcat]

true ig

[shrewd mica]

I'm sure you're AT LEAST decent at it, if not good.

[reef canyon]

so i could be expecting some results in as early as like a few months

[strange bobcat]

I think I cracked the code on how to be a good coach tbh

[hollow seal]

GG, good game

[reef canyon]

im gonna pretend like im gothamchess on stream

[strange bobcat]

its like an algorithm lol

[inland abyss]

🥶

[reef canyon]

kindly elaborate

[strange bobcat]

imma be andrew tate and sell my coaching tips for 10 bucks

[hollow seal]

can I play a rapid against you?

[strange bobcat]

selling courses like these multi level marketers

[inland abyss]

How do I checkmate with two rooks bro

[reef canyon]

i think there's just a huge ahh market out there waiting to be untapped

[strange bobcat]

idk bro I dont really have the time lol but if you wanna have a coaching session then sure I could help you with more than a game

[inland abyss]

It's a test

[strange bobcat]

very true

[reef canyon]

im gonna hunt down every 1600 and below elo bloke out there

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1861 (1873 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2009 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2036 peak)

[pallid chasm]

Road to 2000 Rapid

[strange bobcat]

dont test me you GOONF flower

[inland flower]

is bishop pair most powerfull to keep? rather than horses or 1 each

[reef canyon]

do coaches play often btw with their students or nah @strange bobcat

[pallid chasm]

It depends on the position

[reef canyon]

if you know how to use them well yes

[strange bobcat]

well uh ye ig it happens a lot for me

[reef canyon]

i should ask for a few games w the kid sometimmme

[strange bobcat]

but if they have otb classical games or rapid games then I would focus more on that rather than playing

[reef canyon]

our next session will be on wednesday

[strange bobcat]

preferabbly every lesson

[reef canyon]

poor kid has to go through both math and chess lessons from me

[fossil bloom]

600 elo plays the only move here that wins the game :

[strange bobcat]

1400 please I need to take everyone about 1400+

[azure pivot]

[pallid chasm]

Nxe4 maybe?

[strange bobcat]

well anyways if you want to learn how I cracked the coaching algorithm @reef canyon I do sell courses for $10 !

[quasi nova]

By sacrificing your king

[strange bobcat]

cuz I think it really works for this type of niche

[reef canyon]

i should learn how to make them one on one sessions kind of tire me out too quickly

[ancient fractal]

well sign me up

that's pretty cheap

[strange bobcat]

dm me

[fossil bloom]

this was the game btw

[strange bobcat]

LOL

[pallid chasm]

600 elo on lichess?

[strange bobcat]

cmon bruh I had like 10 hours of teaching continously spread over 5 days last weej

[fossil bloom]

600 elo chesscom
@brazen ibex

[strange bobcat]

you gotta work on that mentality

[brazen ibex]

yesssirr

[reef canyon]

im still branching out

[pallid chasm]

Oh that's good

[reef canyon]

i got like 4 and a half hours in total this week

[strange bobcat]

cmon I started a month ago

made $300 bucks 🤤

[reef canyon]

that sounds hard to believe

[devout ginkgo]

Does anyone know how I can see how many GM norms someone has?

For example : https://ratings.fide.com/profile/241725

He needs 80 more elo to get the GM title, but also the norms or ? how does that work

[reef canyon]

you sound too experienced

[strange bobcat]

I can show you proof of my first paid coaching lesson from a month ago

[brazen ibex]

@strange bobcat yo whats that skull react about

[strange bobcat]

wait I think the first lesson I gave was even free

[pallid chasm]

Go to ratings select titles then select norms

[reef canyon]

i'll try to find more clients then

preferrably not from my country so i can haggle them 🙏

[devout ginkgo]

so that means for sim for example, there is not a single GM norm?

[reef canyon]

hello fellow chess coach 👋

i should probably put that somewhere ni my bio

[strange bobcat]

this is from like 6 students that I am teaching rn

[reef canyon]

wow ur loaded gng

[strange bobcat]

well not really

[reef canyon]

to me you are

[autumn juniper]

hi

[strange bobcat]

one of my client is playing otb and bro aint responding to my text 💀

I hope bro doesnt run away with his unpaid $70

[autumn juniper]

[reef canyon]

u dont charge upfront? 😭

[strange bobcat]

I mean hes a returning customer

• his mom is paying so I let him pay by the end of the week

[reef canyon]

yeah thats fair

[strange bobcat]

I mean I think hes not gonna run cuz I have some info on him but ye its kinda worrying me lol

[reef canyon]

what should i put in my bio to attract customers

[pallid chasm]

I'm not really sure

[strange bobcat]

scam them a bit

[azure pivot]

💀insane

[strange bobcat]

like do you think I really have 40000 hours 💀

[azure pivot]

Bro could buy himself a house with that in Vietnam

[strange bobcat]

I mean he paid like $150 so ye

[minor herald]

That's crazy was just about to say that lol

[strange bobcat]

just a bit worried that hes not responding

[reef canyon]

i'll feel bad for lying tho

[strange bobcat]

its not really lying you just upscale it a bit

but make it some what believeable

[inland abyss]

Bro you prob don't even have 10000 hours

[radiant swan]

@reef canyon wya i cant find u 😔

[kindred crypt]

I like ur name lol

[reef canyon]

preparing material for my next coaching session bro 😭

[strange bobcat]

no my real number is about 20-25k

I have a lot more than 10000 tbh

[azure pivot]

[inland abyss]

If you say it enough times it will be the truth

[strange bobcat]

ye I dont think people would really look into it

[minor herald]

1.5 million minutes is crazy

[strange bobcat]

like 40k hours but 11 years is pretty much believeable

since I am a 2700 😂

[reef canyon]

check out my bio gng

[radiant swan]

js say u quit coaching and u need 2000 blitz cuz its more important fr

[strange bobcat]

nah you are kinda chopped

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1861 (1873 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2009 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2036 peak)

[strange bobcat]

you gotta have some like more eye catching facts

[reef canyon]

like

[shrewd mica]

Heya Lurker

[minor herald]

Don't sell yourself short 6$/hr isn't worth the headache

Unless your cost of living is super low

[strange bobcat]

why do you think I put that 40000 hours at the top lol

[reef canyon]

i dont have 40000 hrs in chess though 😔

[strange bobcat]

thats exactly how yt videos work

[radiant swan]

wsg Señor

[shrewd mica]

How are you doing?

[reef canyon]

can i add like idk university chess team player or something

[radiant swan]

not so good i tilted to 1900 bullet again 💀

[shrewd mica]

Peak LinkedIn /j

[pallid chasm]

Have you won any major tournaments?

[shrewd mica]

Damn, sorry to hear that. You'll go past it again though, dw

[radiant swan]

i aint goung past 261 elo tilt 😭😭😭

[ancient fractal]

I'm actually kinda struggling against my Spell Chess bot, ngl

[reef canyon]

no 🥀

[ancient fractal]

just need to make it defend better and it'd finally be strong enough to beat me

[autumn juniper]

hi

[inland abyss]

More tilt than my total Elo bro

[shrewd mica]

You are, just give it time and believe in yourself. You gotta take the lows if you wanna experience the highs, okay?

[shrewd mica]

Heya Arnav.

[autumn juniper]

What's up

[shrewd mica]

Alive, you?

[autumn juniper]

💀 yeah

[autumn juniper]

wanna talk in dm

[shrewd mica]

Uh, sure. About what?

[autumn juniper]

?

Blunder

[shrewd mica]

?
Okay...?

[reef canyon]

i just calculated mine and i only got 600 total chess hours

[radiant swan]

all low no high fr (other than when i peak) but yea i guess thanks (｡>﹏<｡)

[inland abyss]

Make it 10000 for the sigma effect

[radiant swan]

ok 2200

[inland abyss]

Also count all time you were dreaming of chess

[strange bobcat]

LOL

[reef canyon]

ts probably not for me gang

[shrewd mica]

It's not all doom and gloom, dw. I believe in ya

[radiant swan]

how to calculate

[strange bobcat]

ok so you played for 7 years ?

[inland abyss]

I am not

[reef canyon]

total no of rapid/bullet/blitz games * average time duration

[strange bobcat]

what I would say is get about 1/5 of that and turn it into chess years

[inland abyss]

Only 2200 in the bad time controls

[reef canyon]

yea thats how long ive had my chess.com account

[radiant swan]

rapid*

but rapid isnt bad tc bro

[strange bobcat]

so 1.2 yaers and about 12000 hours

trust me

[inland abyss]

Only losers play rapid which are 🐌

[radiant swan]

i play rapid 😔

[shrewd mica]

Ouch.

[reef canyon]

12000 seems too specific i'll just put 10000

[inland abyss]

Not for low Elo

[radiant swan]

zamn this motivational thanks fr

[minor herald]

10000 makes it look like you just made that number up though, such a round number, make it like 10900

[shrewd mica]

Anytime

[strange bobcat]

thats fine tbh considering most ppl say you need 10000 hours to be good at sth

[reef canyon]

besides i've already been playing offline before i made my chess.com account

[minor herald]

Are you 1735 fide @reef canyon

[reef canyon]

ok this bio looks good enough to me i think

[reef canyon]

well duh

[minor herald]

Hell yeah

I like the bio, if I was in the market for coaching id definitely message

[strange bobcat]

bruh my bios goated

you cant beat that lol

[strange bobcat]

yes thats exactly my point

[reef canyon]

idgaf as long as it's good enough for me 😭

[strange bobcat]

from my cc and lc accounts in total its like 14000 hours in total lol

[minor herald]

For the memes put I have 70 million power in rise of kingdoms

[reef canyon]

i just wanna see how this thing goes

[radiant swan]

we're not that much different after all

[reef canyon]

i need to be more chronically online in chess

[inland abyss]

All ratings +2150🥶

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 🍮 (flan)

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Name: 🍮 (flan)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2109 (peak)
Blitz: 2136 (2155 peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[mint adder]

man screw it I’m literally gonna get 2200 just to pass goonflower

all three tcs

[reef canyon]

when r u gonna startthose 33 puzzles flan

i should probably introduce the woodpecker method to the kid im coaching

[vale solstice]

Anyone gonna teach me chess?

[minor herald]

How did you do this?

[strange bobcat]

you wanna pay ?

[radiant swan]

huh what do what uhh chesstime

[minor herald]

Thank you!

[vale solstice]

Bro please, I just want to know chess😐

[strange bobcat]

dm me

[radiant swan]

i can pay

if i had money*

[minor herald]

Damn I'm a noob

[kindred crypt]

Good morning

[strange bobcat]

LOL

actually I might sell coaching tips for $10

[slim gulch]

guess who I'm matching with

[radiant swan]

wtf 90%+ rapid

[vale solstice]

Anyone going to teach me chess?

[radiant swan]

no clue

[ancient fractal]

DMs

[slim gulch]

it's a girl

[radiant swan]

obviously 💀

[minor herald]

Yeah but I spent probably 70% of that playing like it's bullet, thinking I'm hikaru

[radiant swan]

oh nvm ik who

[slim gulch]

i could have matched with you tho

[strange bobcat]

I thought you were gay 😭

[vale solstice]

Ok

[minor herald]

"it'll intimidate them if I insta capture and premove"

[radiant swan]

v

gg u finally got along with her

[simple slate]

grinded this out somehow 💀

[slim gulch]

all thanks to you big bro

[radiant swan]

wtf is this bro

[simple slate]

chess

[radiant swan]

nah i didnt do anything u js hv good wording ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[simple slate]

works in bullet scrambles

[radiant swan]

no bro why does white hv 3 bishops and why does black have 4

[slim gulch]

nah it's all thanks to you

[simple slate]

setup chess

[minor herald]

Definitely, not in 10min rapid 😭

[radiant swan]

i thought this chess variant died so long ago

[simple slate]

i literally blundered mate twice

im playing so ass

[radiant swan]

eh you did most of it i only convinced her to talk to you

[slim gulch]

you did a lot

mwah

[simple slate]

how u improve so fast in blitz

[neon forge]

Gang the queen always gets into my back line and it pmo!!!

[radiant swan]

everyone playing more blitz than bullet and rapid fr

[loud dome]

Share a game

[azure pivot]

🥶 too tough

[simple slate]

lol i got exactly 600 hours in blitz

[neon forge]

Okay skip

[radiant swan]

no lol but js glad ur friends with her again

[neon forge]

Check out this #chess game: Mandal-com vs guh_er - https://www.chess.com/game/live/140422243680

[frosty peak]

Mandal-com (884) vs. guh_er (836)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 Be6 4. h3 Nd7 5. a3 Qc7 6. Nf3 O-O-O 7. Qd3 g6 8. Qb3 a6 9. Nc3 f5 10. Na4 b5 11. Nc5 Nxc5 12. dxc5 Bf7 13. Be3 e6 14. Ng5 Bg7 15. Nf3 Bxe5 16. Nxe5 Qxe5 17. Bd3 d4 18. O-O dxe3 19. Rfe1 Qd4 20. Rxe3 e5 21. Qxf7 Qxb2 22. Rae1 e4 23. Qe6+ Rd7 24. Qe8+ Rd8 25. Qxc6+ Kb8 26. Qb6+ Kc8 27. Qxa6+ Kd7 28. Bxb5+ Ke7 29. Qb7+ Kf6 30. Qc6+ Kg5 31. Rg3+ Kh4 32. a4 Qxc2 33. Qc7 Nh6 34. Qf4+ Ng4 35. Rxg4+ fxg4 36. Qxg4# 

[slim gulch]

nah ur the best big bro

[radiant swan]

sir lemme farm your bullet rq

[simple slate]

whats ur bullet

[plucky torrent]

chess is easy

[radiant swan]

1917 lol

[azure pivot]

Where’s 1600

[strange bobcat]

uhh I never seriously study it but you gotta know your shit

[rancid herald]

U didn't reply nor accept

[loud dome]

What are you doing

[fossil bloom]

ur 2.6k no?

[zealous marsh]

Leave chess before the chess leaves you

/j

[radiant swan]

you did everything else bro give urself some credit

[strange bobcat]

*2k65

[neon forge]

I was playin chess 😁

[loud dome]

But your poor bishop

Give him some life

[radiant swan]

bro when did Faustino get IM

[zealous marsh]

Bro's been IM for a year 😭

[neon forge]

I’m sorry skippy I will do better

[radiant swan]

istg he was an fm but ig im js not updated

[fossil bloom]

2k 65 means 2065
2.65K is the right word 🤓

[strange bobcat]

got clapped by liem 😭

[reef canyon]

last yeer iirc

[azure pivot]

W server name

[reef canyon]

bruh it was big news he was like youngest IM before roman

[reef canyon]

[azure pivot]

Wait bro 10000 hours bro pulled a wyl

[zealous marsh]

🥶

[simple slate]

i mean liem le is a super grandmaster even tho it feels like he has no presence

[fossil bloom]

anand is probably pushing 70 now

[simple slate]

and faustino is ultra mega underrated

[zealous marsh]

Brother he's not even 60 get your facts right

[reef canyon]

8 years doesnt sound too clickbaity enough 😔

[static tendon]

faustino is as bad as me

[strange bobcat]

cuz hes vietnamese 😭

[azure pivot]

[loud dome]

Use more time. 2 seconds on e5 is inexcusable when you have 7 minutes on the clock

[strange bobcat]

I would say he deserved much more fame tbh

[rancid herald]

@radiant swan bro

[stone glen]

i think levy is over rated

[simple slate]

he can still play more tournaments bruv 🥀

[azure pivot]

Connect your account for trusted role

[reef canyon]

dominguez perez 😭

[strange bobcat]

I mean he was studying in uni I think

[reef canyon]

Literally jo one ever talks abt him

[stone glen]

ok

[zealous marsh]

Dude has a j*b coaching chess at Webster uni, why should he 🥀

[neon forge]

Okay skipey 🙏🙏🙏

[simple slate]

didnt know that but its amazing how his level is there even with that

[strange bobcat]

ye cuz hes opting for a moer like stable job rather than trying to win against sweats

[plucky torrent]

ok noob

[strange bobcat]

still occasionally he pops up with some headline smashing wins or sth

[fossil bloom]

What was the name of that one US GM who trained olympaid teams and was found out that he was highkey a predator on young girls

[neon forge]

I’m pro

[simple slate]

tf i do

[strange bobcat]

I told him to

[plucky torrent]

shut up just joined

[simple slate]

alejandro ramirez?

[azure pivot]

Of course

[strange bobcat]

also if you make some monies on that 10000 hours you gotta pay me sth @reef canyon

[fossil bloom]

Ah that puerto Rican guy yep, where's he now banned forever?

[inland abyss]

Snyder

[simple slate]

this guy is st louis idk if hes the guy u mentioning

[strange bobcat]

just buy my $10 coaching tips tbh its cheap as shit

[simple slate]

fr i think hes just coaching in st louis?

[fossil bloom]

$1/hr and we have a deal

[loud dome]

Nah they banned him pretty sure

[neon forge]

I mog u 😋

[static tendon]

shut up

[zealous marsh]

10 dollars is a scam in Vietnam

We can crack and steal everything that is digital

[strange bobcat]

you got yourself 6 minutes LOL

[reef canyon]

I'm already underselling myself bro old testament ahh levels of greed

[strange bobcat]

where 💀

[strange bobcat]

LOL real tho

[neon forge]

Is this the moment the bastard queen was allowed into my back line

[strange bobcat]

have a load of this guy ☝️ 😂

[strange bobcat]

still its undeniable how these mfs crack everything LOL its like so unreal

[reef canyon]

If my chess coaching goes nowhere at least this server's still full of struggling high school students

[static tendon]

better buy a Gm course or something than learning from an untitled player

[azure pivot]

Wdym by that

[strange bobcat]

sure pay $50 for some videos bro

[loud dome]

Yeah. Your idea with e5 was good in general but it would have been better to start with Nh6 to protect the bishop and play e5 after that

[zealous marsh]

We can be pirates

[strange bobcat]

hope you understand it all

[somber whale]

GUYS i need help

[azure pivot]

So viets steal bank info from paying customers?

[reef canyon]

there we go this should be clickbaity enough

[zealous marsh]

NO OFC NOT

[strange bobcat]

like ffs buy them courses and get to 2700 lol and then you could argue with me @static tendon stop with your rage baiting nonsense

[azure pivot]

Seasoned is a nice touch

[azure pivot]

[neon forge]

O yes that would be good

[somber whale]

bro i need one help

[reef canyon]

Thanks I'm a literal genius

[static tendon]

1800 fide 💀

[azure pivot]

Fr you teach maths

[strange bobcat]

I mean for more CLICKBAIt you need to like 8 years x1/2 = 4 years and convert that to like hours

[strange bobcat]

from 1 tournament 😂 I doubt you can even touch 1600 in a vietnamese national

[loud dome]

?

[azure pivot]

Lucky I’m not coaching playing on chess.com since 2012 would be insane bait

[vale vortex]

sup

[strange bobcat]

NO LIKE FR 😂

[loud dome]

Hi Markus

[static tendon]

i'll smoke em all

[reef canyon]

35064 hours...

[strange bobcat]

what is your overated ass gonna do bro

[somber whale]

I have a chess tournamant at my school and i got selected but I doubt that I could not play well cauz im just 800 rated and gimme some tips
( i have 9 days )

[spring lion]

Dont be so mean 😭😭😭

[zealous marsh]

A 9 year old Vietnamese CM is 2700+ on chess.com

He only barely got onto the podium on the nationals for his age group

[strange bobcat]

oh wait thats too much 💀 ye like I am converting 11 years to about 4 years so its prob better to like x1/3 rather than x1/2

[zealous marsh]

I doubt you'll do anything against them kids

[static tendon]

no one gets coaching from untitled players get a title first if you're good enough then i'll buy your coaching

[strange bobcat]

😂

[neon forge]

Chess situation is crazy

[strange bobcat]

numbers dont lie bitch

[azure pivot]

40% of your living hours spent playing chess💀

[strange bobcat]

first life lesson

[static tendon]

chesscom rating doesn't mean anything

[somber whale]

HELP MEEEE

[azure pivot]

What app do you get paid on

[zealous marsh]

Does 2000 FIDE drawing and losing to 1700s say anything, tho

[strange bobcat]

its actually really pathetic you sound like a pick me bro 😂

[spring lion]

Imagine how much more you would’ve made if u didn’t spend 40,000 hours on chess

[small jungle]

Vietnam so op they even export their gms

[azure pivot]

He’s better then probrably any wcm and a lot of cms

[strange bobcat]

bro I am 15 I cant even legally get a job till my birthday in like 2 months

[static tendon]

pick me? are u dumb I'm just stating facts you're an untitled fool

[spring lion]

Okay good to know

[neon forge]

You guys seem to play a lot of chess

[zealous marsh]

Brother the highest rated 8 year old itw rn is a Vietnamese representing Sweden

[strange bobcat]

ok I have like 6 students in my first month bro you have no facts no arguments no nothing bro

[ember forum]

hewwo :3

[ancient fractal]

Heya

[azure pivot]

Sybau furry

[static tendon]

cuz they're naive and don't know the good coaches

[strange bobcat]

I am being insulted by a 2300 no skill 12 yo kid who thinks hes the big shot

[neon forge]

I went on a date with a Vietnamese lady and the first thing we did was a few chess 1v1s

[static tendon]

probably 11 yo kids

[ancient fractal]

She's a keeper

[strange bobcat]

I would rather get a $50 GM course like you prob cant even afford it bro

[loud dome]

Make a post in #1039982616159465595

[spring lion]

At this point we need a #coaching-talk chat @strange bobcat @static tendon

[azure pivot]

2300 takes skill

[strange bobcat]

😂

[somber whale]

k

[neon forge]

I think there should be a drama chat

[strange bobcat]

bruh 😭

[static tendon]

I'm not the one begging for 13$

[loud dome]

This is drama chat

[spring lion]

Imagine insulting a 2300 who probably spent <10% of time on chess compared to you

[static tendon]

buy my coaching chat for 13$ 💀

[strange bobcat]

where am I begging ? I am making money at 15 like what are you doing at 15 ? beggin your mom for allowance ?

[reef canyon]

I think 10000 is a large enough number

[strange bobcat]

wait you aint even 15 yet lol 😂

[barren linden]

dont you love it when the d file looks like this

[neon forge]

Anyone want my coaching? 😁

[bitter niche]

how old are you wyl chess coach?

[static tendon]

he's got no title either

[reef canyon]

Im ||20|| and still rely on my mom

[strange bobcat]

as I have said I am 15

[bitter niche]

so stfu?

[static tendon]

imagine playing chess since you're 4 and not have a title

[spring lion]

If u spent the same amount of time as him, you could probably get to 2600 too…

[strange bobcat]

ok so no title = no skill 😂

[kind rune]

.

[static tendon]

true

[strange bobcat]

please the read the chat bro what are you on

[neon forge]

What if we all played Roblox instead of chess

[static tendon]

or better

[bitter niche]

pretty sure i read it

sounds like you going on a rant

nobody gaf 🤣

[strange bobcat]

😂 you are in noway better than me bro cuz I am untitled it means I am not allowed to be a coach ?

[strange bobcat]

sure go mind your business bro

[grizzled juniper]

Id rather punch my own face

[inland abyss]

You need to farm more aura bro

[bitter niche]

its my business if its in a public chat

now hush it

[static tendon]

everyone is a coach now

[strange bobcat]

😂

[zealous marsh]

also real

[reef canyon]

@strange bobcat can i add 👉 👈

[neon forge]

I would rather punch jieshins face too actually

[strange bobcat]

sure ig

[small jungle]

Get arena title and pretend you're a gm

[strange bobcat]

no like fr its actually expensive

[grizzled juniper]

Try your luck lil bro

[small jungle]

Vietnam do be op

[strange bobcat]

you dont even know anything bro 😂

[reef canyon]

why do those even exist

[small jungle]

More money to fide

[reef canyon]

I beat one once on standard

[spring lion]

Why don’t u get an arena title?

[neon forge]

Oink

[bitter niche]

where are you from wyl chess coach?

[strange bobcat]

why do you have to ask when you ahve read chat 😂

[reef canyon]

for the same reason why I don't have nitro in discord

it's just for decoration

[spring lion]

That guy has nitro 😅

[zealous marsh]

An extra nice touch to my profile, but ultimately useless fr

[strange bobcat]

I got gifted ?

[reef canyon]

This is free im cancelling it last minute

[bitter niche]

you get paid in usd, are you american?

[spring lion]

Ooooo

[azure pivot]

Smh shoulda said you bought it with your coaching money

[strange bobcat]

im in a third world country and if you are a hater just go away bro I dont wanna deal with kids like @static tendon

[zealous marsh]

Nah just cancel it early bro, they don't remove the perks until the end of the payment period even if you cancel early

[bitter niche]

im a huge hater

[strange bobcat]

please dont come out of nowhere and say i would rather have a GM course than coaching 😂

[static tendon]

bro thinks he popular

[reef canyon]

I actually think I wanna keep my nitro idk

[strange bobcat]

where exactly did I say so ?

[strange bobcat]

f off then bro I dont think we have any beef tbh

[bitter niche]

id rather have the course if youre offering the coaching!

[zealous marsh]

Huh then you pay to keep it then lol

[bitter niche]

yes we do

[static tendon]

everyone would prefer a Gm course over an untitled 1800 fide coaching them

[strange bobcat]

so be it bro idgaf about your choice do it and improve if it works for them

[gleaming wigeon]

Bruh leave coach alone 😔

[reef canyon]

yea i think i just shot myself in the foot w that comparison

[bitter niche]

nah idrc enough

[strange bobcat]

😂

[honest summit]

Woah chess. Woooah chess

[bitter niche]

you seem miserable idk whos paying you to coach them

[reef canyon]

@zealous marsh i keep thinking you're lebanese w that flag

[strange bobcat]

you seem desperate to ragebait me bro please f off

[zealous marsh]

1. It's French Polynesia cuz why not
2. I'm obviously trolling

[gleaming wigeon]

No need to engage with rage bait not worth it @strange bobcat

[static tendon]

kids

[reef canyon]

I know it shows FP when I'm in pc

[bitter niche]

why so angry?

[strange bobcat]

sure ig

[lapis marsh]

You are getting ragebaited

[strange bobcat]

im being extremely nice bro I am not gonna ask for it 2wice

[static tendon]

saying f off is nice?

since when

[bitter niche]

you could ask a third time, thats what they say you know! If you ask someone to f off a third time theyll probably do it!!

[azure pivot]

Ragebaiting team is wild

[strange bobcat]

well ig so its prob better to do sth else rather than arguing with this dumb kid lol

[bitter niche]

you just seem like a sad person

its alright whatever is happening in your life

[neon forge]

I like fire trucks and monster trucks

[bitter niche]

i hope you get through it

[azure pivot]

Your 1800 your opinion doesn’t matter

[static tendon]

calling others kid when you're 15 yourself

[strange bobcat]

sure under 2000

[bitter niche]

youre absolutely right!

[strange bobcat]

you talk like a ducking 12 yo 😂 please try better

[bitter niche]

youre over 2000 but so angry, maybe if i gain 100 rating i might be as much of an asshole as you?

[gleaming wigeon]

He is peak 2700 cc lmao

[neon forge]

We all know 800 rated players are the best really

[strange bobcat]

all I see

[gleaming wigeon]

Nah 600 better

[static tendon]

1800 fide

[vale vortex]

elo shaming :/

[strange bobcat]

so if you are so good yourself so be it bro doesnt affect me

[neon forge]

Moar like 1800 fart

[gleaming wigeon]

I said cc chess.com

[azure pivot]

Markus you can’t be serious

[vale vortex]

?

[strange bobcat]

😂 @vale vortex

[spring lion]

2600 thinks he is king of the world

[stone glen]

I CONECTED MY ACCOUNT TO DISCORD

[vale vortex]

?..

[azure pivot]

That’s the part of the chat you point out?

[vale vortex]

the one message i saw

[strange bobcat]

bro doesnt get it ofc lol

[static tendon]

he's 1800 fide and untitled

[spring lion]

Cc

[strange bobcat]

ok imma just gonna end it bro the fun ends here

[faint notch]

[bitter niche]

i guess the fun ends here guys! if wyl chess coach said it it must be true!

[neon forge]

How has a chess 1v1 not started yet

[spring lion]

Please end it asap

[gleaming wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-sigma-furry-gif-5232314151455220662

[strange bobcat]

gg

[spring lion]

Even tho this drama is very entertaining

[bitter niche]

we should all worship him because hes 2700 elo on chess.com!