#💬〡chess-talk
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You are supposed to be teaching bro
i swear im here quite alot but i don't know them
not exactly but i remember its not a reason to ban
unfairly banned
well uh 😅
just stay ding chilling
you dont even remember callum doyle bro 😭
yea
callumdoyle 😔
no but fr how the knight moves is so difficult
bro i only remember him getting banned
I mean if I win like normal then its nothign but if I dont imma get assulted 😭
e
-aura on the spot
Big Mike
like when i am calculating 4 moves ahead something like that otb and then i have to see how the knight moves on move 5 its hell

reminds me, #FREE CALLUM 😔 ✊ 🕊️
800 is right
a sports its in the game
i feel like i know most people here who are even semi active though
locked out or banned?
name them
Who's zellyCar
yea?
locked 😔 free him
idk bro
CALLUM

familiar name...
name every person in this server that you know
okay if i don't know them its probably just cause they never talk when im here
800 is right
i know you
tbf no one will probably believe me but i first joined the server back in june 2023
hes not even here
haha i just looked at when bd3 was played and said 800 elo
Im british tho 😭 bro was prob a legend
then i left, and came back this year 
@unique cosmos
mouse slip
so there's probably some familiar names that are not around anymore
who is this guy
nono its fine man youll become better soon
i remember him lol
bro has 70k messages and i've never seen him 💀
the oldest person I can remember here is Zax
because u dont know anyone bro, you didnt know callum too 😭
bored
sounds familiar
nah i think we just talk at different times
hello chat
everyone knows callum
haven't seen him in ages
i started in feb and im at 815 i want to be 1k then im gonna quit
i know like most people here who are active
hes SAME TIMZONE AS YOU
chat i have a question
1k is the start tho?
he still lurks around, he responded when i mentioned him out of the blue
why quit at the start
helo is the same guy who discriminated against 200 elo
No
okay but i don't know him so we talk at different times
i probably shouldnt do it again lest i get blocked or muted
200 was the start for me
Or what do u mean its the start?
well i mean 1k is the start of your miserable chess life
Zax if you read this I miss you
i have a beginner student who just knows how pieces move how do i help him improve I'm confused on where to start
like i even recognize this guy. i literally know everyone
why stop at the start
Yea then ig
explain the win conditions?
you do NOT know everyone
like some people think they have the same life as bobby fisher when they hit 1k which is funny
teach him how to checkmate? what checkmate is?
Ive been here for a week, i dont count that much
i do
his school is organising a match next week
who is las
i still know you
I'm cooked chat
💀 what
i know that guy
i kind of know everyone in this server
lol
at least the active ones
Yea cuz 1k seems like a huge milestone to not so good players
a chess tournament and i have a week to make him prepare
Phone is gonna ask you to stop charging and charging again
yea all active ones
im gonna yap so hard everyone will hate me
uhh lucky guess
who is unity
except flan, flan can never hate me
godo one
i know them
It really wants me to plug it in
Deeper maybe
who is ohwow
bro how do u know him but not callum 💀
should I tell him to be a good boy and resign
💀
like this position is so lost bro 😭
pretty sure i recognize this name
who is most active
ask him if he knows english
who is icarwi
I still have like 2 mins what is bro thinking about
best white opening for 800 pls and thank you, i use sicilian for black already
ok idk this person
markus but hes just looking at the chat not typing. Waiting for someone whos searching for a coach
"Hello do you know english- oh wait you dont know what im saying"
let him cook and burn down the kitchen
you can call me a good boy instead though i wont mind :3
no you DONT, what was his pfp
havent seen ohwow in a while
ye
default? i think
nono it is something like "do you know english? (answers yes) then why don't you resign?) some gm did that to some guy i think
pat pat goooddd boy~
unless im thinking of someone else
ohwow doesnt have a pfp iirc
nah gotta be a lucky guess
you look like a furry bro like 🤨
who's xyren
He got locked locked bro
stay away from me
bro i know him
wow
ohwow doesnt hv a pfp rite
Wassup
ok idk them
the pink logo
i said anyone active
this server locks out people but never ban them
who's apro
im STILL baffled, baffled you dont know callum but you know these people who were like banned like a year ago
yo bong do you wanna play ? I wanna farm some 2400 back to 2700
i deny all allegations 
same one as helo no?
Sybau
ye
ok i know this guy
He is 2550 peak 🥶
Tf is that furry ahh pfp
Wild pfp
"I can't be accused of being a furry if I am one" ahh
:3
its not that crazy
are you furry?
what an imbecile
@slim gulch this is a certified mod ping moment pfp
I am 2767 peak bro what if he is 2550 ?
not
Sybau
I still could and would deliver
lgbt?
Hii
wait i didnt even read it what the hell 😭
im straight bro
Fair but you could farm weaker people like greenflower
Oh
💀
being locked out is annoying but I don't feel bad for you
more like goonflower bro GETTTTT OUT
I plugged it in deeper and it stopped charging 💀
Discover the online chess profile of Goonflower65 at Chess.com. See their chess rating, follow their best games, and challenge them to play a game.
Oh my god😭
embed fail L
i would never say that about you
@strange bobcat what's your fide?
What should i do 😭
ok ki we could still play some time but im not playing with goonflower 😭
He gives you +1 for free bro
are you active?
There is always bigger fish
too much struggling I need some prey that are more submissive or at least give a good struggle
becomes +0 really quick
Shove it in even deeper
i would


wow ive become the servers farm bot
uh I could give you my fide id if you want
At least 20 games
me?
Gotta go deeper
nah imma play with you unrated cuz you peak sitting af
True degenerate
turn on your filters bro dont become jkao
no i was asking about your rating if you're actively playing
no I am not farming anyone under 2400
Just say it dawg
peak sitting💀
Is he a too strong for you ?
idk about fide
Im limiting myself like 99% dawg
because of what happened?
no
its not good to be so h0rny, its not good for your brain
there is no way bro just said im peak sitting😭
how is he peak sitting look at the poor lad's profile 
you're not rated?
like your dopamine receptors
2 elo it not worth it bro
L coach afraid to show his fide
Same that's why it's not deep enough 💀
you were only winning 1 against me😂
oh wait bullet
you mean 2 and I def showed you some class
😭 🙏
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2167 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2165 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2191 (2437 peak)
maybe he's not fide rated
@strange bobcat
or idk bro some other dumbshit I cant really remember
Make it go in even further to make it release all of the electricity (this is a wild joke omg)
it was 1 elo per game
who was peak sitting
He is
nova always is
I can release more than that 
ok if I show mine are you gonna get my classes or sth bro not worth my effort
does 16 cents get a minute of your time
that doesnt look very limiting
@strange bobcat /profile
well uh kinda true but I used to farm him back in the day
We should wtop before mod ban us 😆
GETTT OUT
like i was saying its not good to be so h0rny, you should go on nofap its good for your brain and spirituality
If i dont have to pay yes 🤑
he blocked me😂
haha nice one
chess-talk stop being weird challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE DIABOLICAL)
cmon bro do some ducking digging like its not that hard if you really want my profile
Mr. Im pretty clean mind you this is just a place where I release all of my tension because everyone will judge me irl
what 💀 you gotta a bad kid then lol
i feel like its gotten better though
we no longer have people looking for girlfriends in chess talk
This was chess?
you're not magnus for sure
THEY STRESSED CUZ' I'M FULLY INVOLVED 🥶
noca pretty chill ngl unless you bad kid
TRIPLE PEAK BABY 2150 LET'S GOOO
peaksitter
i mean im not calling mods but im just giving advice tbh, like this is quality advice no cap
Fraud coach 😭
ah I see who I confused you for
he always says “I forget you’re like 13” to me and I said it back once and now he blocked me😂 nova has very fragile ego
bro I literally sent pics of my rated games like 10 minutes ago at max please dont make me send my profile bro I am kinda tired
Buddy if i say anything even close to that in irl im cooked discord is just a place a release it all do you get it?
No im not playing you until I figure out my new repertoire
well you gotta be trolling or annoying somehow lol
Or do I need to explain the same thing
Just do / profile dawg
yes bro, im not calling mods, but man i was just trying to help
ew gay why you preppin bro like I dont think you would do that bad tbh
I troll sure but it’s not bad and I don’t do it to him, he also trolls all the time
like we used to be neck to neck
"this is quality advice" followed by "no cap"
I also just woke up
btw i still remember your be7 bd6 question im doing a course on the stonewall and found it out if you wanna hear it
well idk bro
it actually is though
it’s his time of the month or smth
Bro is not getting farmed until he can
Yes tell me
You saying that is not helping ill tell you im not a dirty person or anything smh
well fair enough tho still I wanna run some games if possible
Maybe later
@azure pivot 13 back to back blitz games... rating went from 1878 to...
I need to prep
what do you really want my profile 😂
sure have at it ig
what are you using to prep?
ts so hard 🥀
WHAT 😭 i saw everything you said
Tbh idc 2 much
Discover the online chess profile of Chessontrack at Chess.com. See their chess rating, follow their best games, and challenge them to play a game.
no 💀
bd6 is marginally better as it allows qe7, which after trading the bishop for e5 knight sparks qb4 ideas with a5 a4 to undermine whites queenside
how the hell do you not get what im trying to say omfg
then why are you asking for it bro like 💀
Chinese engine chessdb.cn
Discover the online chess profile of Chessontrack at Chess.com. See their chess rating, follow their best games, and challenge them to play a game.
Now
its RIGHT THERE its not rocket science
still w newt
Too slow
nice
Why not just send it its literally less typeing to send it than talking to me
Oh really we want to play Bxe5?
I copied yours😂
guys
i get it
at the right moment, yes
why do people counter my d4 with e6?
Awesome thanks. That's exactly what I was looking for
they want a french, or a QGD
idk I dont think you showed any interest in my product and instead of scrolling up for a few seconds you are just like asking for it
which is kinda annoying cuz I am in some kind of interesting convo here
Yea dawg imma leave u alone now
whats a qgd
queens gambit declined
Connect ur acc and its cuz they play the QGD or the french
Or they want a Agincourt
then why dont they play d5
Or a Hedgehog
Might switch to 6. Be3 mako instead of 6. Nf3
wow we're both hardcore glazers 
Also might start playing mainline alapin
i dont know
they're idiots probably
Less goo
alr thats much better thanks
W alapin
Maybe they would like to play the french more so they r hoping for 2. e4
Free Elo when I get bong on pool in 2 years
Who wants to mate
Current line i go for with ndb4 is kinda not fun to play if they just castle and for some reason all my opponents know it now
well i did that and they played c6
they said d4 though so its no longer an agincourt
WHO WANTS TO MATE :3
So they play the semislav

I've like totally overhauled my repertoire
ling lang guli guli
@inland abyss
mainline agincourt is like
In the semislav the move order can be whatever i think
greenflower
rated bullet
Idk Indian
Nobody 😭
I get +0 lil bro
Lame lil froggy will disappear
u look farmable vrh
Nbd4?
Even Magnus is farmable if he gets +0
Ndb4
Dyslexia moment
Nah just confusion
anyone wants to do bullet
Id beat magnus 1/100
you look farmable to me
Not in classical
No
Id draw in classical 1/100
😵
bullet maybe, tilt factor tho
True
nah he's clear
I beat magnus 101/100
I think bullet i lose all 100
Wait at what move are you playing Ndb4

When i can idk
In bullet yeah but not in blitz or rapid
I think blitz is possible but unlikely
My opening throws everyone off 🙂
Wanna try
me? 100 vs magnus?
How do you even get the knight to be able to get to that square
Oh you do Nd2
No you trying to farm me 💀
Just look at my lichess studies bro idk
No im talking as black bro
Anyone wanna playyy?
ohhh yeah sure, I’m in the middle of nowhere rn tho, ima be back home tmrw
Send me a message if anyone needs a coach im 2700
When i lose to a WIM I briefly consider seppuku
well that pfp is distracting
Damn I was talking as white this whole time
that’s only for honorable samurai
Ok
Which i am
Yeah i'm distracting😈 lol
truly a 3 pawns down moment
u wanna play bullet?
I'm gonna go torture @static eagle in dm's
lol
that's not you
pause

when are you gonna play again for 2200?
Lmao
He is a hairy black man irl
Nice
You are gay
what's your rating
what a normal way to start a conversation
Ur weird, so you're point?
You like black man
your*
💀
1200+🥹
😹😹
who doesn’t
When I am locked in
bro heard gay and suddenly appeared
we can maybe play later
Your momma
lol, then you can finally connect your real account
Even 3000 is 1200+
i am called by queerness as mosquitoes are by light
you closer to 1200 level than 2200
bro wasn’t even born in the prime of that💀
I believe it’s moths
Wassup welcome to the promegor world
Ok bro
Mhmhmh maybeee🤷🏼♀️
nah mosquitoes too
=/
interesting, not the best anecdotal way to say it tho
A lot of flying bugs are attracted by light
Who wanna playy?
Yeah in classical
wait nvm they're attracted to the heat the light emits apparently I just read
Hows everyon chess journey going
yo chat
Hmm
how do i report someone in here
IM BUSY😭
omg elliot
in all tc
to mods or to chess.com?
for cheating or breaking server rules?
cc
You need to dm a mod like me I get them banned in 10s
Mhmhm👉🏻👈🏻
Will they be attracted to my flamethrower then?
cheating + sandbagging
Nuh uh
left click their pfp and go to apps, it'll show the account they're connected to
there's usually an option to report them
possibly I suppose
report them with the 3 dots on profile, also send it to a mod or neurolink to have them escalate the case
Hmm
Are there people close to a new rating milestone? I wanna help
Hahaha whats your username? 🙃
rclick
Hmm
done
who's doing that can u tag them i'll watch after the matter myself
that’ll be 10$
23,075
no i'll just get my rating back lmao
Yuh uh torture me in dms and youre a bad boy

😢
Stop being cute lol tell me ur username! Hehe
Omg a catttttttttt
What if i wanna be a bad boy
yo
wtf is the chat on
HMM
tips for what buddy
Then youre a good boy~
chess
But i already am
Im 1300 how to get better
drugs
You acting like it's not always like that
Play better
Whatever
Hello👀
win
ts made me uncomfortable keep it to yourself
Ah yes. I come into this server and I'm immediately greeted by this.

I thought you were gone from discord?
Be happy bout it
What did you expect?
Ironic considering your username

why is a pretty girl making you uncomfortable
Practice middlegames and endgames. Especially middlegames. Lots of intermediates get stuck in middlegames

i play chess
I did said might though
Something not freaky since y'know it's a chess server
You've been friended
And you got adopted by greenflower
beauty is subjective
you have NEVER adopted me
I just like aircraft so I kept the name thinking it sounded cool
makes sense
No it's not
Ohh lemme checkkk
the day i get adopted by greenflower i'm quitting chess
not at all
Bro isn't attracted to females
i’m 100% vs you rn
Ahh yeah I forgot its a checkers server
yes it’s…
no my man
But for now i go torture @static eagle
people have different tastes…
Ah I have only a 8 winstreak
or he plays chess
:3
you do NOT have an 8 winstreak
Please no😭
1 game bro
Real. I have 2
Bro is jealous
beauty is not subjective
Then explain why some ppl like their own gender some like the opposite?
you’re dumb
Beauty is definitely subjective to an extent
fake
i can't be honest with you in this topic i'll get in trouble
Oh really
Yeah
@inland abyss you are master already?
adoption is in a row tho tbf
okay you did get an 8 winstreak but
Tbh honest I only care about the cake and balloons tbh
Start counting
i am pretty sure if we played rated you'd lose rating greenflower
He is
then why do people shame others for their looks
Bruh, but i totally dont agree with u
yeah not a adoption
that’s also a type, which is subjective
I see green flower always dominating this chat lol
this was a while ago
What no way
Maybe if I didn't get +0
this could never happen today
you do not get +0 💀
Not all ppl do and it is only subjective to an extent
yes😂
i think maybe only in blitz it might be +0
Cool
Connect account
I'm not against anyone but beauty is a objective thing people have set a standard for beauty
Because they don't find them beautiful (be it objectively or subjectively)
Also I could farm you in rapid lil bro
wait bro is 1700?
Sorry I’m new😭
in blitz ye
CONNECT ACCOUNT
you couldn't 💀
Why you peaksitting all tcs
cuz they don't fit in their objective evaluation of being pretty or beautiful
tbf that was around what I was at when I was 1900-2000 rapid
Wbu?
1900s are so weak 😭
teehee
@tranquil basin sup
rapid i don't want to play blitz i just didn't play yesterday bullet imma play today and blitz
Yes but to some extent it is subective, i get what u r saying, u can probably show us a picture everyone here would find ugly but i think that after a point it becomes subjective
Hes muted for 2h
i was too tired all week so i didn't want to play much chess
Also
You are literally describing beauty being subjective
After getting humbled from greenflower
FROGGY LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE CHESS PUZZLES IM TIRED
you did not humble me
well ofcourse to some extent everything is subjective
i still think you're ass greenflower
you tactically waited until i was on tilt to play me
Cope
You asked to play 💀
noo
Being 2k elo plus and tired of puzzles? Damn
Thats how chess works
Very true
besides the point
Wtf are you on
pls give me chess puzzles all the time i need them
Like if two different ppl ranks everyone 1-10 then probably the same ppl would be below 4 however their ranking may change
you dodged every match request until i was on tilt
i am soo bad at tactics i need it
Im sleepy dawg
:l
I DONT CARE RAHHHH
Yeah and I always check your games to check if you are tilted or not
yea atleast you're admitting it now
:3
Can you stop being a piece of crap smh
Skyblock player spotted
??

but both people will give a 10 to a beautiful person
that reminds me i gotta play the foraging update
Did you finish the anime?
@inland abyss why you so weird 😕
Nope
I quit before that
Thats why beauty is subjective to an extent
(Got wiped for irl trading)
i play for like an hour every month and quit afterwards
I don't think I am bro
Yuki became twisted as hell😭
See thats the thing, i think its easier to find something we both agree that its ugly than something we both agree that is beautiful
They wiped me too bro
yeah i agree to some extent it is subjective
😑 sure
You never played
Yeah i just watched like the first 6 episodes with good animation
I played hypixel or wtv skyblock
I feel like a newbie whenever I talk here ngl
why are there so many skyblock players on this server
i get your point i respect your opinion
Your 1900 that’s a respectable rating
Nah that's trash. I wanna be 2000
@inland abyss
Bro the only thing I did is mining in my whole career
Chances are that you are higher rated than 90% of the people talking rn
That mining area is just too goated
If not more
I totally get what u r saying and i agree but yea imo there is some personal preferences
me too
I had term and hyp🥶
How? Literally 3 of the people talking rn are 2.2k+ easily
yeah you're right
Why do I feel like i see more 2100 ish more than 500-1000
ok but you're an irl trader 💀
Ts so real
Think about it, what kind of people do you think would be the ones to talk in a chess discord server
500s watching gothamchess
Welp I mean I am currently 1400 if that makes you feel better
true cuz everyone is good now
All types of ratings?
Term was lejit
chess skill inflation lmao
Im still 2300 frfr
Someone donated me a endgame teleport sword bro I think that why they got me 💀
Eh
It doesn't tbh
Well true, but generally higher rated players as they care more about chess and lower rated players are more casual
that's a very good rating
Every game i play is just the endgame now
Most normal 2000 chat
What is going on?😭
Hmmm fair enough
I too am lower rated than u
Do you also play chess?
No you are 1790 blitz
I only see you in chat estn
Yes 😭
Yeah I suck at blitz
well i personally believe that pawns are the strongest piece
People subtly flexing how good they are at an online boardgame
specifically e3
Cuz i have a MASSIVE nerve problems
And bullet because I play a lot of classical tournaments
Same bro
I personally say that you are very wrong with this
2300 rapid and 1790 blitz
you might be slightly better at chess than me rn but i'd cook you on minecraft remember that and humble yourself greenflower
Oooh😭
i see
This is a chess server sir
The strongest piece in my eyes is the one that meets the necessities of the position the best-Some wise dude I can't recall the name of
And i value my rating way too high imo, i should just sit down and play games maybe
yes i mentioned chess in that message
Wbu? Do u play chess?
it was very chess related
Yes you should
Magnus won this very very convincingly
Sit down boy
i just lose my fav chess set's 1 pawn
WHAT IF ALL THE GMS ARE JUST ACTUALLY AI
I want to learn but idk where to start
Fr
Easiest way to lose 150 elo
Hmm what's your elo?
So youre a beginner? lets start with the najdorf sicilian
noo
gukesh on a losing streak
:3
Ruy Lopez for white too
Bro is not serious
What is elo? Sorry😭
rn i think i play 0.8 rapid games a day on average
I can teach that
Rating. Like do you have an account on chess.com?
cant even play a rapid game
can we teach the beginners italian
Bros 100
I used to spam Ruy Lopez zaitsev variation
I stopped tho. Now I spam Italian.
MAGNUSSS!
Whats the line?
I forgor
Im the opposite of you
Ngl i wanna learn the vienna
yes#
4 losses in a row, bro is 🚮 at blitz 😭
Downgrade
🔥
I spammed Italian until I was 2200
Yes because you are literally 500 points higher rated than me.
1991 performance has to be edited💀
performance 1991! 😂
1991??
Strongest Indian btw
Where can I find BR chat?
how long does it take to get the rating refunded ? the cheater just got banned
still the world champion
Less theory heavy. Similar positions.
Shouldn't be too long
Usually within a day. Atleast in my case tbh
Less than a week
ty
Fair ig
idk i never got my rating refunded of a cheater who got banned
Who cares smh
Hey does anybody know why on classical fide I can beat 1900 opponents but in chess com I struggle with 1300?
it's not gonna get back
3+0 is much harder than 5+0 rated wth
Now im calling that cap
I can't win sht
Very interesting
I do. Now I feel stupid
You might be 🐌
the question is if you just beat a 1900 one single time and your elo is the lowest elo possible or if you are 1900
3+0 is the sweatiest time control on cc
Some people are better OTB than online. It's simple.
No not yet
3+0 is more fun
Bros probably lying or that 1900s are just picking up rating from 8 year olds
Lc too
NIce streak
If this continues what would Levys title be?
They are not 600 points better than online
Bro doesn't know about 10s 💀
talking like 8 yr olds arent strong🥀
It's simply not realistic
Isn’t Gukesh winning the tourney
magnus wins
Blitz < rapid
"I beat kids"
-Levy probably
Yes indeed he is wining for now
Well when you make an account on chess.com you'll see a 3 digit number on your profile. That indicates your elo. An accurate estimate of your strength in chess. 300 for example is beginner. 1500 for example is intermediate.
levy got beaten by a kid i think
Bro is showing blitz doesn't matter 💀
I am 1900 in fide, but I struggle so much with blitz online
Thank you
I love beating kids generally 💀
Levy gets beaten by prodigies as well
PAUSE😭
he had a 2900 performance rating in rapid portion 😳 and is now having a 1900 performance rating in blitz portion 😳
Yw:)
Dude…
Man if you are wondering why your classical and blitz rating isn't the same then i dont know how you are 1900 FIDE
Ong
I genuinely think hes lying
Nah cause one of my nephews actually gets on my nerves icl but I never hit him ofc
Guys who wants to coach me to 2k for free?

@fossil bloom
My question is how can I get my same level with blitz?
chatgpt-o3-mini ass performance
Oh mb i was thinking of smth else
I'll charge you 50$ per second. That seems fair right?
Tf?
U arent even above 2k 😭
Well online in blitz the most important factors for a good rating is good opening and good tactics
Gukesh is overrated and overhyped. Change my mind.
either gukesh is dogwater at finding tactics quickly or he's lowkey a cheter 😭
Which is better
6
11
1
- b4!!!
I am a very positional player so i need some time to think and that is why my blitz rating might be a lot lower than my rapid rating
I'm 1.9k cc I'm 2k lichess tho
I'll charge ya 5$ per hour
nah he's just worse than me in blitz fr
but if you are tactical just get into a game, sac all your pieces and done you are
Lichess bro?😭 ofc youre 2000 there
Fr fr you're underrated. World champion when?
I don't want to leak my identity
Yes lmao but around the 2100 LC and cc are equal ig
Nah im broke dawg
I charge 5$ per year
Broke💔
I'll charge you .99 cents per month
Hes that broke😭
Understandable.
That might be my case, but thats a 600 elo difference maybe its the time management or the focus we can get on higher time ganes
Per year bro
1 million dollars every second or 1 million dollars every a million year
1 year free trial and im in
1 mil per sec
Bro thinks he is secret 😭
I promise you he probably cant afford it
SEE😭
but also i don't take blitz games seriously so maybe thats the same with you too then
Only 15 second free trial
thats a steal
15 second just gonna be introduction
you play d3
L overpriced
how generous of you
Nope. 1.e4 as white always
I charge 0$
Ahh damn
15 seconds of greenflowers time is worth more than 50$
I will teach u for free
BUT
u must pick cotton for me in my farm ||in minecraft||
This chat change
You want to join bro ?
Ikr? I'll be so nice and charge you 60$ per nanosecond. That seems cheaper right?
why would you say u said 1.d3 is the best
acting like cotton on a farm is offensive
no im like your cheerleader
I didn't.
Is there even cotton in minecraft
You get 60 seconds free trial
awh maybe im just schizoaffective
Hehe yeah I like to start with H4 in blitz, but out of these two I preffer being better at classical
You are.
Wanna play minecraft together in my server
yes sir
Give me 60 second free trial with 30 second increment each time I complete your puzzle

i accept but if you want to coach me, i do charge 100 trillion dollars upfront, because im more of a vip student
🥶
I don't wanna inflate the economy
I would give you puzzles which take 100 seconds to write the notation
Who said im gonna write it?
You need to write on dc
how generous of you as a fellow trillionaire i also care about the economy
I'm a brokie lmao
That flower or grass
Bruh imagine playing so bad but still winning. The 2 losses were reported for c-word btw 
Yeah ok ( Chatgpt insert the whole sentence )
im actually really rich irl, like i have 20$ in my pocket money rn
cniping?
I have like...81 dollars rn
ch
bro read my 1 month later msg now 💀
btw tips for my state chess championship
That volodja guy is so farmable
bro why are you flexing on me
you know im broke
It's my pocket money after 2 years blud
blud.... like didy blud
The brainrot 💔
wdym farmable
COACH ME RAHHHH
Yeah lmao
He blundered his queen xDDD
oh clipfarmable
I mean by that it's easy to gain rating
damn thats really good
Yeah I always see him in games list of 2600s
I come from a 3rd world country lil bro 💔 (I live in it too unfortunately)
where
South east Asia.
Can I come there
Laos or Thailand
where
Please No. There are already many people as is.
barely 3k blitz is quite unimpressive for a world champion ngl
india?
Close.
3rd world country... all of them
dude exactly what i told y'all i would do and it would happen is happening
i just dont play bullet for so long that i tilt to oblivion and grind 50 rating daily
I just gained 150 over the course of 3 days
literally on par
pakistan?
Twinses
You're Chinese?
Bingo
Close enough but im not from china
Minus 100000 Social Credit Points
Yeah it's Bengal bro
where you from in china
1991 performance
Taiwan
south east asians are already asia's backwaters (the phillipines is the only civilized nation out of all of them)
I'm Pakistani bruh
American ass geography skills.
No
bro my country is at war with your country, im sorry
Narnia
Oh shit you're Indian? Wsg neighbor
christian = civilized
xd
💀 how Pakistan isn't South East Asia
What even is that dawg
i hope you stay safe, another war might start
lig
Omg😭
I forgor
bro conducted the war nahh
It's more like south west Asia
Uncultured swine (I jest)
Nah after the stuff in may there has been no more stuff ig
Bruh
🤓
some mfs think it's middle-east
100% clearly (but it's mostly the fact that the phillipines is the most european nation in asia ever)
So many Americans think Afghanistan is in the middle east 💔
I agree it's middle east if you take India with it
bro india has blocked off water to pakistan and will continue until no water flows, pakistan said this is an act of war
indus water treaty was broken for first time ever
(indonesia and malaysians are NOT our brothers we are pure blooded europeans)
Guys someone build me an aggressive opening repertoire (aggressive does not mean scholars mate and i hate gambits)
Idrc atp. Nuke both countries. I'm tired asf
grunfeld
😭
Yo what's up
What da propaganda 💀
Already included
Yoooo I play that
oh my unemployed
Both governments are shit. People aren't any better. I'm sorry
oh nice your pfp is trump, did you know he ruined so many lives and scammed many with a crypto coin!!
Oh my another fellow unemployed person?
he's my fursona.... he just LOOKS LIKE TRUMP GRRR
It's The art of the deal 🥶
no i only play mieses
cooked
Cooked
Nc6 against d4?
sup goonflower hwd
great minds think alike bro
Guys is the beoni good?
Wild name
How my new profile picture,I am done with brainrot
Benoni is beans. Play Grunfeld instead
no i genuinely just play 1.d3 without theory
Tf is wrong with you...psychopath...
I am asking myself If can play your humble when I reach 2200 blitz
bro not sigma tuffmangoes anymore
Aww but benoni seemed good to me but ok 😦
I'm kidding. You can play it lmao it's good
wdym play your humble
Yeah I finally realise it's rot my brain
its a name of his alt
You are humble 🥶
Ohh nice
the benoni will singlehandedly cause the next 3 world wars
Do u have a free trial? 🤑
is it bad my fursona looks like trump
unfortunately I am getting almost minimum wage teaching you guys
so a trial would just mean no dinner for me
massively off topic mods ban him
elloooo
hi why did you pop in so suddenly lol
that's how i always am
Which rook goes where and like what am I doing
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mmrrwwaaooow mmreeaaow
Ok then do u answer one question for free?
mods hes NOT talkinf abit chess mods HE'S not chess mods he is not chess
sure ig ?
anything but chess in this channel bro
i dont really care if you have a fursona, i just hate trump
your fursona would be way better without trump
nice I think I have made 300 bucks in a month and thats like MASSIVE
do you know what else is massive ?
ohh but my fursona is canonically trump's cousin
what...
congrats 🫡
THE LOW TAPer I mean idk
Whats a good aggressive opening repertoire that is playable at advanced level and foesnt include gambits?
oh my god
he looks like he will make a crypto coin and rugpull millions overnight
BRO idk theres NO agressive one or sth idk of but its just how you play I think

Name: 🍮 (flan)