💬〡chess-talk

[tranquil basin]

Etc

[somber lark]

Wanna farm me, im up for some bullet

[tranquil basin]

The next step is doing it for ur opponents

But just work on the first step

[burnt comet]

Yes I see, do you learn from books or mostly other sources?

[somber lark]

I live here

[static eagle]

I learn mostly on yt

[sudden roost]

How to reach 2000+ elo real

[tranquil basin]

Imma be fr, at that level u ain’t gonna learn much from books

Cus u won’t have the tactical vision to understand the book

[cloud steeple]

This is so based oh my goodness

[tranquil basin]

I would say get close to 2000 before reading books

[tranquil basin]

Dayum

[main otter]

bruh

[somber lark]

become a netizen 🥶

[tranquil basin]

Tactics are gonna be ur best friend and ur worst enemy

[burnt comet]

I’m not reading much right now, mostly puzzles and reviewing my games. This morning I was 700 elo and now I am 800

[tranquil basin]

Yo gained citizenship of chess.com discord server

[main otter]

thats nice road to 1k ig for u

[tranquil basin]

Now ya just gotta pay 60% tax rates

[burnt comet]

Hopefully before I start the next semester so I can join the chess club lol

[tranquil basin]

GG

[sudden roost]

You will never be able to reach 1500 elo without BLC

[static eagle]

You can read books but not those theory blah blah blah things i only did tactics kinda book when I was your level

[main otter]

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[burnt comet]

Only thing I want to do is try to play on a board

[tranquil basin]

Yea

[tranquil basin]

Find a local club

[burnt comet]

I did once and it is so much more nerve wracking lol

[static eagle]

How hard it is to be a 2700 while still being a NM

[burnt comet]

Just waiting for semester to start lol

[somber lark]

not a good place to live tbh

[static eagle]

Because ik one person

[burnt comet]

I have one just waiting

[tranquil basin]

Ain’t it yo summer break?

[tranquil basin]

😭

[somber lark]

there are many untitled 2900s

[burnt comet]

Yeah but I work full time lol

Summer break ≠ freedom, in this economy

[static eagle]

I see but they probably have titles in secret maybe idk

[somber lark]

Ofc not 💀

[static eagle]

Who knows

😭

[somber lark]

ah damn Jkao is in the chat

[static eagle]

Jkao?

Whats that

[burnt comet]

I don’t know why playing on a board makes me so much more nervous

[somber lark]

I should wait until he disappears

[burnt comet]

I think it’s because you can see your opponent

[somber lark]

this bro

[burnt comet]

One wrong move and maybe they will knock you out

[static eagle]

What he do though

[somber lark]

he is a titled player so I can't trash talk for some one having a title 😭

[static eagle]

L trashtalker

[somber lark]

no my roasts are W

[somber lark]

I can actually beat them unlike you :>

So I deserve it bro

[static eagle]

Question do we get banned for your mom jokes

[tranquil basin]

I’m always in chat why?

Uh imma be fr

Most of the 2900s u see are training accounts for titled players

I would say maybe 1/10 2900s are untitled

[static eagle]

Knew it

[tranquil basin]

But idk why they are untitled, probably too lazy to play classical

[static eagle]

They are broke

Dawg playing a fide tournament cost so much in my country smh

[somber lark]

wanna play bullet

[tranquil basin]

NRN bro I’m sickkk

[reef canyon]

jkao are you aiming for IM?

[tranquil basin]

And I have some debate shit to listen to ahhhh

[tranquil basin]

In a couple years yeah

[reef canyon]

Godpseed brother

[tranquil basin]

Fm this summer if everything goes well

[reef canyon]

i keep forgetting the FM title exists

[static eagle]

I keep forgetting my dad left me

[reef canyon]

i subconsciously keep thinking IM is next to CM

[static eagle]

Lmao

[reef canyon]

i can be your new dad if thats ok

the opps call me an unc anywa

[tranquil basin]

Thx bro 😎

[static eagle]

How old are you?

[reef canyon]

state secret, but im confident im older than you

[static eagle]

UNC

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-react-gif-25967428

[reef canyon]

i take it as a compliment these days

[reef canyon]

get title so zigzag will play you

[tranquil basin]

Being 2400 blitz online does not translate to 2200 classical

It’s a different game, I suck st blitz

Cause I started super late compared to the rest of my peers

[reef canyon]

i know im telling him to get a fide title

[tranquil basin]

My fundamentals are automatically weaker

[static eagle]

I suck at blitz so bad that the difference is 500

[reef canyon]

i have a fide rating myself

[static eagle]

[main otter]

nice what is it

[reef canyon]

at what age did u start?

[tranquil basin]

11-12 ish

Late Covid years

[reef canyon]

and cm by wait how old r u again

[static eagle]

Twins

[tranquil basin]

Cm by 14

I’m 15 now

[reef canyon]

wtf 😭

[static eagle]

Ok what the fu😭

[copper gulch]

hi i'm new here

[tranquil basin]

I got CM at late 14 and I’m abt to be 16 in a couple days

[ionic ledge]

gn guys

[reef canyon]

intense coaching i assume

[tranquil basin]

Yeah, also a lot of work

Preparation and all dat stuff

[static eagle]

How many damn games or puzzles or books you did bro😭

[nimble arch]

yeah sure

[azure pivot]

I’m not good enough

[reef canyon]

was it expensive

[copper gulch]

shut

[somber lark]

send a challenge

[tranquil basin]

I don’t really watch games if imma be fr

[reef canyon]

im sure it was hella expensive even w the prize money from tournaments

[azure pivot]

Im driving right now 😭😭😭😭

Can’t make this up😭🙏

[nimble arch]

hi welcome pleaes connect your account for trusted role

[tranquil basin]

I do puzzles but I’m kinda lazy with em, I need my coach to push me for it. Books I never read

[reef canyon]

brother look at the road

[copper gulch]

how

[tranquil basin]

My ADHD mind does not like books

[somber lark]

Bro was too fast, I didn't expect that

[mint adder]

Hello boomers

[copper gulch]

wsg bbg

[reef canyon]

hi flan :3

[mint adder]

hyd cutie :3

[somber lark]

bro missed his only chance

[azure pivot]

I am in McDonald’s drive thru

[tranquil basin]

Im his only student and he does for free cus im a fun kid

[mint adder]

:3

[tranquil basin]

Prolly would be expensive tho

[static eagle]

Dawg i did everything for 8 months and only got to 1700(when I was starting)

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson-lewis-british-man-screaming-gif-12298895786140953559

[copper gulch]

better now u here

[reef canyon]

what about the transportation to get to tournaments and stuff?

[static eagle]

Unfair

[reef canyon]

surely that cant be free too

[mint adder]

frfr

[nimble arch]

idk whats what this neurolink guy said

[tranquil basin]

I mean I was always gud at math, board games card games etc so chess was kinda easy for me to pick up

[mint adder]

It’s better if we had a Neurolink bot

[tranquil basin]

Now that was expensive

[static eagle]

Im the same as you

[tranquil basin]

It wasn’t expensive because I decided to take luxury goods everywhere

[nimble arch]

hes very good at this stuff

[main otter]

do /connect

[reef canyon]

do u feel extra pressure with winning because of it?

[copper gulch]

replace all fots with bots

[tranquil basin]

But my parents did so

[copper gulch]

not work

[tranquil basin]

Fosho, also doesn’t help that I’m Asian and my mom constantly reminds me abt the cost

[static eagle]

Hi flan, i hate you

[tranquil basin]

Like fck that, having a kid is an investment

Sometimes it’s gonna be a flop

[main otter]

bro thats the most roles ive ever seen

[reef canyon]

i feel u bro

[nimble arch]

replace all fots with bots ❌
replace all bots with fots ✅
also please pay the fots

[reef canyon]

im asian too

[main otter]

fax

[nimble arch]

roles are overrated fr

[static eagle]

Do you get hit for losing? (Bc I do unfortunately)

[tranquil basin]

Nah

[main otter]

L

[tranquil basin]

They haven’t hit me since I was a little kid

But I kinda deserved that shit bro I was a violent child

[nimble arch]

thats not an L

[main otter]

L

[nimble arch]

thats a big sad

[static eagle]

Dawg im the most innocent child

[mint adder]

Sup, I hate you too

[reef canyon]

what brought you to chess? askinggg

[copper gulch]

oh

[tranquil basin]

Personal curiosity

[static eagle]

And I was constantly getting hit because of my behaviour because they said "youre a big boy now ur 13" (Dawg i just turned 13)

[reef canyon]

at first you started playing online i assume

[static eagle]

[nimble arch]

perfect number lets goo

[reef canyon]

man i realy shouldve stuck to it during the pandemic years

[mint adder]

“hit me daddy” ahh masochist

[copper gulch]

i was out drinking last night for a wedding it was pretty sick

[cloud steeple]

Chat what's the black equivalent of the london system

[static eagle]

😭

[copper gulch]

i saw this old man trying to kiss other men

[reef canyon]

the caro?

[copper gulch]

hit me pls

[nimble arch]

the slav

[tranquil basin]

Yeah

[copper gulch]

uhh the african system

[static eagle]

Masochist and a sadist would be a good combo

[tranquil basin]

I mean I used to be a swimmer when Covid started

[copper gulch]

no duh

[copper gulch]

slave??

[tranquil basin]

But the pools got shut down in hk, so nothing to do, I was an intellectual child so I wanted to do something during class

[mint adder]

I’ll hit you up without laying hands

[static eagle]

I used to play skateboard b4 covid started

[nimble arch]

no, slav, like russian

[copper gulch]

feet?

[tranquil basin]

So I was like going through board games

[nimble arch]

like slavic people

[mint adder]

“Intellectual” skips school for a year

[copper gulch]

oh haha i knew that

[static eagle]

Why are you just describing me frfr

[reef canyon]

chess during class is crazy work (same)

[mint adder]

oh no

[nimble arch]

yeah cuz I remember you playing it :/

[tranquil basin]

I will let u know I am a top student

[static eagle]

Dont tell me it's something else

[copper gulch]

[mint adder]

I have doubts

[tranquil basin]

Bro we all did it

[mint adder]

[copper gulch]

playing what

[nimble arch]

the slav

[static eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/he-just-like-me-fr-gif-25075803

[copper gulch]

really?

[nimble arch]

yeah

[tranquil basin]

Someone made a meme of me somewhere in school

[copper gulch]

i hated london system

[reef canyon]

im surprised your school hasnt banned the website from their allowed sites

[static eagle]

My teacher immediately took it away (Tragic)

[reef canyon]

because in the usa its banned iirc

[nimble arch]

true but you did need smth vs the queens gambit

[copper gulch]

maybe i played it without knowing

[nimble arch]

thats also quite common

yeah fair

[copper gulch]

did i win it

[tranquil basin]

They can’t, cus they also kinda want me for chess events

Since I win all the events for em

[nimble arch]

I dont remember lol

[copper gulch]

[nimble arch]

guys dont play chess during class

[copper gulch]

my brain is so fried

[static eagle]

Oh f- tournament is aboutta start

[nimble arch]

wth guys

[static eagle]

Bye

[copper gulch]

heyyy good luck

[tranquil basin]

And honestly, I’m in top 1% of class regardless

[mint adder]

https://superhardalgebraproblems.com

[nimble arch]

there are so many things in the world and you choose chess???

[reef canyon]

thats siiick lol

[tranquil basin]

Cause Asian parents got me learning the content 2 years before we actually do it

[copper gulch]

fr

[nimble arch]

there are over 100 ppl in ur class?

[reef canyon]

ik there's like other placeholder names but this one is my fav

[tranquil basin]

Year is like 300 ish

[reef canyon]

if only it doesnt show what the site actually is

[nimble arch]

thats honestly not that much

small school it seems

[tranquil basin]

1000 total in middle school

Eh idk ur schools

[reef canyon]

im guessing you're already learning calc in advance

[tranquil basin]

It’s a rich kid school

[reef canyon]

or is already done w it

[tranquil basin]

Nah, I been slacking last year

[nimble arch]

fair'

[mint adder]

Edrich you pursuing chess competitively or you’re just gonna do it as a side hustle now

[tranquil basin]

Cus I took a gap year

[nimble arch]

ok wait thats actually a pretty big size

[tranquil basin]

Gonna be my main hustle, but I doubt I’ll ever make it to the top

[reef canyon]

just get a degree for backup

[tranquil basin]

We also got lower primary upper primary and high school with similar sizes

[mint adder]

So main hustling is chess coach and stuff?

[copper gulch]

bro i got an invitation to like 8 universities i haven't heard of before

[tranquil basin]

For sure

[tranquil basin]

actually nah probably my side hustle

[nimble arch]

thats normal, expect like 50 more during the course of the next 2 months

[copper gulch]

[static eagle]

Guys rate this custom bill I made 1 to 10

[tranquil basin]

I enjoy chess. So I’ll always have some degree of chess in my life

[nimble arch]

and expct even more if you connected your email to collegeboard

[radiant swan]

bro i js left and then u replied 💀

[tranquil basin]

Whether it be yapping on discord, or playing tournaments

[copper gulch]

one was an invitation for aviation school

which was tempting

[tranquil basin]

And I ain’t gonna have to worry about degrees

[reef canyon]

hope it works out for u bro college life has taken too much of my time to focus on chess and stuff

[mint adder]

Fair fair yeah

[copper gulch]

tuition is too expensive

[tranquil basin]

Thx bro, gl for college shit

[reef canyon]

i pay no tuition at all

[copper gulch]

🤯 🤯

[mint adder]

I’m lowkey scared when I inevitably go to college my chess is gonna plummet

[reef canyon]

im robbing back the government for all the taxes they took from us

[copper gulch]

are you american

[reef canyon]

if it's any consolation i reached 2000 rapid during my sophomore year

[copper gulch]

when i hear taxes and government in the same sentence i assume american

[tranquil basin]

It’s gonna happen if u don’t play

[mint adder]

Nice some kids probably reached that before they can walk

[tranquil basin]

Happened to me

[reef canyon]

nah

[radiant swan]

lemme farm u to 1800

[tranquil basin]

I slacked on playing chess for a bit this year and I bc like feel the hit

[mint adder]

[radiant swan]

my alt acc kinda low on rating

[reef canyon]

i mean i learned how to walk in 2006 so thats probably true

[odd eagle]

dangg CM

[mint adder]

I don’t think I’ll make chess my main hustle but I desire to incorporate chess in whatever shenanigans I want to do later

[odd eagle]

My dumb brain ain't getting me a title at any stage in my life

[copper gulch]

what happens if i ping server mods

[mint adder]

mods will come within 3-5 business days

[main otter]

IM BLACK NOW

[odd eagle]

got 2222 bullet I gonna peak camp

[reef canyon]

i wanna be a high school teacher so im gonna challenge my future students in chess games, if they win = no homework

[radiant swan]

lemme farm u

[copper gulch]

that's pretty fast

[cloud steeple]

that's so fire

[odd eagle]

oh hell no

[copper gulch]

adopt me

[odd eagle]

that is slow ngl

[radiant swan]

irl :3

[copper gulch]

no it's fast

[main otter]

wait whats ur elo bc im curious

[odd eagle]

normally they take more than a week

[radiant swan]

plz donate to the poor

[copper gulch]

what about chess

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Rapid: 2109 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2121 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 1961 (2178 peak)

[reef canyon]

besides the only real way that chess can be a main hustle for most of us is through coaching/courses/streaming

[radiant swan]

im broke in bullet rating

[copper gulch]

do u not have amazon prime

poor

[radiant swan]

maybe

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> artsyx

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1385 (peak)
Blitz: 863 (peak)
Bullet: 925 (933 peak)

[tranquil basin]

Wassup

[odd eagle]

bruh no
I'm like 800 rapid rated

[zenith patio]

Profile hasn't updated lmao

[somber lark]

bro is a 🐌

[reef canyon]

i dont wanna lose my 2000-2199 rating tag

[somber lark]

farm me

[radiant swan]

2110 rapid 2120 blitz 1960 bullet

[odd eagle]

broski called a grandmaster a snail 💀 💀

[somber lark]

snail to be exact

[copper gulch]

[main otter]

dam

[reef canyon]

i mean he's kinda right, 24 seconds to 0 is 🐌 material

[radiant swan]

actually nvm bro u dont get any rating from me so its unfair for u

[somber lark]

+1 no?

[radiant swan]

imma get 2200 and then farm

[odd eagle]

I used to time out a lot in rapid

10 mins is so short

[radiant swan]

im 1960 bro ur 2500 bullet its +0

[somber lark]

imma drop down my rating rq

[odd eagle]

I like 30 mins on lichess

[copper gulch]

gimme

[radiant swan]

no stay 2500 I'll get 2100

[radiant swan]

1800 and 800 isnt the same

lemme farm ur bullet

[somber lark]

chat free rating

He doesn't accept my rematch though

[tranquil basin]

Bro Gm at 2500b

[odd eagle]

HUH wdym free rating

[somber lark]

real

[somber lark]

0 to 24 secs 💀

[tranquil basin]

That’s like a CM at 2200

[odd eagle]

tru but I gonna lose before he rans out of time

[tranquil basin]

That’s a rare occurrence

[odd eagle]

Istg if I play OTB again I gonna tilt classical to unrated

[somber lark]

cap CMs are much better than that, you are washed

[tranquil basin]

Ik im so washed rn

[somber lark]

Don't you main li though

[odd eagle]

Cm should be like 2500ish minimum

[tranquil basin]

I’m barely keeping 2400 even with playing shit like kadas

2500 should be easy to maintain

Streaming really tanks my elo I think

[reef canyon]

chat i keep hitting a new peak help im scared 😭

[tranquil basin]

But streaming is fun

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2014 (2040 peak)
Blitz: 1853 (peak)
Bullet: 1625 (1762 peak)

[tranquil basin]

And I play online chess for fun

Otb is when I lock in

[reef canyon]

this always happens bruh i get deathly nearvous when i hit peaks

because i know my goofy ahh will run into a loss streak again

[reef canyon]

when u gonna stream again? lowk kinda wanna hop on now if i have the time

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[tranquil basin]

Very busy rn 😭😭😭

[reef canyon]

thats alr just asking really

[tranquil basin]

Been trying to stream this week

But a fever took me out

[reef canyon]

ive never really gotten to hop on your streams after all

[tranquil basin]

Cus I don’t think I can stream next 2-3 weeks much cus I have otb tournaments

[reef canyon]

yo

[tranquil basin]

So I wanted to compensate that with like a week full of streaming

Fck the fever

[reef canyon]

dont get sick ever again

[kindred crypt]

Hi pls game

[tranquil basin]

I always get sick when I travel

I’m just physically weak

[reef canyon]

eating good food can prob help w that

i also get sick like every other month or so 💀

so i learned how to cook some vegetarian recipes

[kindred crypt]

.

[tranquil basin]

Going vegan ain’t gonna help me

I hate veggies

Meat is the best

[reef canyon]

im not telling you to go vegan just eat... welp... nvm lmaoo

[tranquil basin]

If it’s green, it’s shit

Lmao

[reef canyon]

though thats okay some physical activity will also help too

[tranquil basin]

Broccoli is the only exception

Only physical activity I do is walking up and down the stairs

[reef canyon]

even just walking/running around can wake your mind up n shi

[tranquil basin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kindred crypt]

Pls GAME!!!

[reef canyon]

depends on you really i mostly need both physical and mental stimuli to get my head into the game

[young swan]

Yo

[reef canyon]

hi viking

[young swan]

Viking is crazy

[reef canyon]

wait its not what ur called? 😭

i heard someone call u viking before

[kindred crypt]

pls game

[cloud steeple]

Yo curious, what app to see this?

[mint adder]

What if my shit is green?

Double shit?

[sudden roost]

https://i.airbuds.fm/jessica.1067/NC0DDLjOJP

[nimble arch]

"what if my money is money"
"double money?"

also money is green

dependso n the currency

[tranquil basin]

See a doctor bro but yeah u got the concept right

[nimble arch]

but many countries have green bills

[tranquil basin]

Yeah bro, money is shit

[nimble arch]

can I have it then

[tranquil basin]

You can have some shit yeah

[reef canyon]

not my country at least

[nimble arch]

cool, do you ahve zelle?

oh wait ur not american

[reef canyon]

literally has any other color of the rainbow except green 💀

[nimble arch]

wechat pay?

[tranquil basin]

Neva heard of it, but u got toilet finder?

[nimble arch]

do you have wechat pay

[tranquil basin]

Yo package is waiting in the closest loo

[tranquil basin]

Nah bro

[nimble arch]

bro what the hell do you use

[tranquil basin]

I’m a spoiled kid I don’t use anything

[reef canyon]

i dont believe that you're a hard worker

[nimble arch]

give me money

[reef canyon]

how u look like sayin this shi 😭🥀

[tranquil basin]

Yeah u would be right abt that

I’m a lazy lazy boi

[nimble arch]

I need to go to colege

[tranquil basin]

I mean the way I work is sorta interactive, I work better with others

[reef canyon]

that will make it even worse bro 😭

[tranquil basin]

Which basically means I don’t work at all

[reef canyon]

you'll be double broke

[nimble arch]

I want money (this is NOT a threat I thnk)

[reef canyon]

get into crypto and pray for the best

[nimble arch]

Bro im suppoused to be the scammer not the other way around smh

[reef canyon]

no i get it work smart not hard typa shi

[reef canyon]

you can do that too in crypto

[nimble arch]

why is that worse 😭

temmie do go to colege

[mint adder]

Just drop out

[reef canyon]

college will punch holes in the wallets of all of your ancestors up to the 10th generation

[mint adder]

Everything’s on Youtube or pirateable nowadays

[nimble arch]

what do you know about undertale

[nimble arch]

How do I pirate money

[reef canyon]

"but the piece of paper!! we're supposed to get it!!"

[nimble arch]

dont I need a ship

and like a cutlass or smth

[reef canyon]

papyrus

[nimble arch]

okay but do you know temmie

[reef canyon]

no 🥀

[nimble arch]

oh thats why you didnt get the refernce 😭

temmie is shopkeeper

[reef canyon]

i only hear more about deltarune nowadays

[nimble arch]

you give temmie money so temmie can go to college

[tranquil basin]

Fax

[nimble arch]

learn many things

[nimble arch]

you disapoint me

[reef canyon]

i dont mean to

no lie they cute af though

[somber lark]

my bullet rating is still lower how

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sebastian Hernandez (generalsebast1an)

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Name: Sebastian Hernandez (generalsebast1an)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1620 (1655 peak)
Blitz: 1106 (1116 peak)
Bullet: 1107 (peak)

[distant pelican]

Reached 1100 in bullet.

[nimble arch]

Just watched doggie get a 53% on grief after like watching for two minutes, for context thats 162 frame perfects

[safe jungle]

Hello

[nimble arch]

hes like averaging high 20%

[somber lark]

Why is he still grinding 😭

[nimble arch]

which is 100 frame perfects 💀

[nimble arch]

idk bro but im cheering for him

[somber lark]

I can't even do 1 frame perfect

[nimble arch]

I do NOT have the mental nor physical capaicty for that

[nimble arch]

FR

[mortal bronze]

is there like an aimlabs for speed chess?

i want to speed train. i am really bad at playing fast on pc

[azure pivot]

@mint adder is nh6 worth looking into as my main response to f4

[nimble arch]

holy he just got 70%

[sleek quarry]

hello

[nimble arch]

187 60 FPS frame perfects and 8 120 FPS

[reef canyon]

im actually gonna reach 1900 what the hell 😭

@radiant swan you cannot contain me for long

[sleek quarry]

im new here

[nimble arch]

dont celebrate too early

[reef canyon]

i know im kinda scared of the loss streak looming over my head

[kindred crypt]

br0 pls game

[reef canyon]

welcome! get started by connecting your chess.com to discord

[plucky kelp]

hi chat

[tranquil basin]

F4 is nonsense

[nimble arch]

that doesnt matter

[reef canyon]

hi torbith! :3

[nimble arch]

it doesnt matter what f4 is

to consider a response to f4

[reef canyon]

hey whats wrong with the bird

[nimble arch]

im sure you can think of some reasons

[reef canyon]

i mean it's not meta but surely it cant be that bad

[nimble arch]

it doesnt have to be bad

if its not meta its not meta

[plucky kelp]

Hi newt :3

[nimble arch]

the chess meta is actually so wack

[reef canyon]

meta's just basically 5 different first moves for white

and thats a stretch, its just 4 really

[nimble arch]

the meta is anti meta

[reef canyon]

this is too profound for my tiny brain

[azure pivot]

Newt your tough 🔥

[silk gorge]

Bruh bro yawned at me in bullet

[reef canyon]

thanks ki (ng)

[reef canyon]

maybe he's sleepy

[silk gorge]

Then proceeded to lose

[reef canyon]

btw here's a watermelon 🍉

[silk gorge]

Bro how do i get to 2000

I'm so shit rn i tilted bellow 2000 blitz LICHESS

[reef canyon]

i dont know really i just started playing regularly last year

i hate losing i think i just use that to fuel my chess drive

[kindred crypt]

pls game

pls game

[static eagle]

What?

HOLY SH- GUKESH IS AT MY TOURNAMENT (or maybe a look a like idk)

[silk gorge]

But you did study some things to get to 2k

[dull blaze]

no not in the 1.nh6 move order

[static eagle]

I'll be honest with you I did not study crap until I was 2100

😭

[reef canyon]

some endgames and my favorite openings really

the middlegame is where i spend most of my energy anyways

and how a majority of my games are decided so i focus a whole lot on that

[static eagle]

If you're good at middlegame, no need to worry about endgame

[regal osprey]

[silk gorge]

Getting 2k in a year is crazy work

[limpid sleet]

lemme change my user again

[dull blaze]

alr bro we get it you suck at endgames

[reef canyon]

my account is technically made in 2018 so you can say it took me 7 years

but yeah at 2024 i already sat at 1600 rapid

[limpid sleet]

W

[onyx axle]

1 game off 1000 elo in rapid

[static eagle]

Dawg i did not say that, im saying if youre good at middlegame you dont need to worry much in the endgame

[silk gorge]

Bro an OG

[modest wraith]

What country are you from?

[static eagle]

Gahdamn I started at 2022 dec 3

[silk gorge]

I'm from Zimbabwe

[quasi nova]

Never have I seen brilliant icon here before but I'll take it : )

[reef canyon]

nice country

[dull blaze]

no, the soviet school teaches us that the entire objective of a middlegame is to achieve a better endgame

[silk gorge]

Was joking i'm from Algeria

[reef canyon]

most of us joined during the chess hype wave around 2020-2022

[static eagle]

Dawg idc what the soviet school teached you😭

[reef canyon]

also nice country, good food too 👍

[dull blaze]

if i ever play u im taking u to the endgame every single time

[silk gorge]

This elo means nothing

[modest wraith]

Cool

[reef canyon]

pretty much

[silk gorge]

Drippy wo

[reef canyon]

a sample size of 1 is never gonna be accurate

[modest wraith]

I am from Brazil

[static eagle]

Ok

[reef canyon]

brasil campeao do mundo kkkk 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🔥🗣️

[modest wraith]

É do Brasil também kkkk?

[reef canyon]

no im just someone who really likes brazil

[modest wraith]

Provavelmente nãokkkkk

[modest wraith]

Ahhh

[reef canyon]

i like neymar

[modest wraith]

I also like Neymar (even though I prefer Messi)

[reef canyon]

i also respect messi fans but neymar is my goat

[modest wraith]

I'm trying to communicate using the translator on my phone, because I'm not good at English lol

[reef canyon]

esta bem i dont know much portuguese either

gostaria de aprender mais

[glad viper]

eu

[modest wraith]

He and Messi are well balanced when it comes to the ball at their feet, but I consider Neymar to be better with the ball at his feet than many players out there, such as Cristiano Ronaldo.

[modest wraith]

🔥

[glad viper]

palmeiras lost

[reef canyon]

anyways conecte e seu chess.com account a seu discord

[glad viper]

im sad

[modest wraith]

Flamengo ❤️🖤

[reef canyon]

i see, i just got to football and im starting to like neymar

[glad viper]

im mexican but i always support my brazzilian brothers

chelsea ahh

[reef canyon]

brazilian people are one of the kindest friendliest out there 👌

[glad viper]

i know

i have an online friend whos brazzilian

she cool

[copper gulch]

hi i'm new

[signal oasis]

Cc players are nice sometimes

[dull blaze]

key word is sometimes

usually they just cuss u out

[tired bane]

hi

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

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Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2477 (2466 peak)
Blitz: 2650 (2666 peak)
Bullet: 3053 (peak)

[signal oasis]

Yea that's why I said it

[rustic kettle]

yeah i wouldn't accept winning against a titled player off of a mouse slip

[dull blaze]

0.1 farming goes crazy

[tired bane]

tung tung tung sahur

[signal oasis]

Tbh I play against them very often

[rustic kettle]

same here lmao

[reef canyon]

lemme guess your country based on the name alone

somewhere in europe?

[signal oasis]

Hi

[rustic kettle]

played like 2 titled player in 3 games

[copper gulch]

omg it's icy

[signal oasis]

Good 4u

[reef canyon]

how do u find them

[tired bane]

australia

[signal oasis]

Ballerino assassino

[tired bane]

LUL

[signal oasis]

Bro got it wrong

[reef canyon]

close enough, australia is in eurovision

[rustic kettle]

for some reason im friends with you on chesscom...?

[signal oasis]

I mean australia is basically a mix between america and the Uk

[modest wraith]

I don't know how to do this 😭

[signal oasis]

So basically europe

[reef canyon]

just type /connect

[rustic kettle]

idk just play

[glad viper]

australia is upside down bru

[modest wraith]

Cool!!

[signal oasis]

Bullet P1 when

[reef canyon]

i been playin for seven years now and ive only encountered one CM

[tired bane]

whats p1

[signal oasis]

Position 1/ first place

[radiant swan]

BRO

[rustic kettle]

HOW

[radiant swan]

I'm gonna find u in poool

[rustic kettle]

What's your elo and what time control are you playing.....

[signal oasis]

Skill issue fr

[radiant swan]

aint no way ur liek 1900 smh

lemme farm y bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> countingbrilliants

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2109 (2121 peak)
Blitz: 2121 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 1961 (2178 peak)

[reef canyon]

our score is tied so far youre gonna have to prove that

[radiant swan]

[modest wraith]

I think it was

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> practiceonly12

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2176 (2207 peak)
Blitz: 2219 (2261 peak)
Bullet: 2044 (2130 peak)

[signal oasis]

Always a bigger fish in the sea

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fearthisdeer

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2014 (2040 peak)
Blitz: 1869 (peak)
Bullet: 1625 (1762 peak)

[tired bane]

i mean
my score against https://www.chess.com/member/rkdkchess is 37.5-33.5 and he's #5 LUL

[reef canyon]

im the smallest fish

[glad viper]

thats sad

[mint adder]

Gang you a grownup adult 💀

[modest wraith]

Chelsea passed the tractor

[signal oasis]

Damn bro

[glad viper]

sadly

[modest wraith]

😭

[radiant swan]

me waiting for u to get banned

[glad viper]

im excited to see usa vs mexico. its gonna be heated but usa prolly gonna win
. sadly.

[reef canyon]

what'd i do

man what the hell how do i still have more e4 games in rapid 😭

[modest wraith]

I don't even know who I believe will win, because it will be very balanced.

[reef canyon]

i gave up e4 like a long time ago

[modest wraith]

[mint adder]

Same XD

[modest wraith]

I'm trying to put together a new opening repertoire for a tournament I'm going to have.

[glad viper]

ye we get usa vs mexico every gold cup 💀

[tired bane]

cap

[mint adder]

you like 20

[tired bane]

no

[modest wraith]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[ancient fractal]

such bad luck. The programming language I use does not support unsigned int64 so I can't really make a fast chess engine inside it

[modest wraith]

I don't even know how you guys laugh around here

[pine marsh]

alguien habla español?

[reef canyon]

@glad viper is mexican

[tired bane]

bro tried to stalk and still got it wrong

[glad viper]

si

[mint adder]

I’m unbothered to check lmao

[buoyant warren]

tuff queen trap

[mint adder]

wagwan skibidi capybara

[buoyant warren]

67 mango phonk boi

[modest wraith]

Satisfactory position

[somber lark]

Is hanging pieces often a normal thing to do

[reef canyon]

hanging pieces is the universal chess experience

i hang my pieces with pride 🫡

[somber lark]

I hung my queen in 10 games straight

back to back

Rooks too

[reef canyon]

start a feeding program

[modest wraith]

I think this server only has monsters when it comes to chess.

[somber lark]

some of them couldn't convert 💀

[somber lark]

like who

[modest wraith]

Only profiles with people over 2100

[reef canyon]

not me though!

im tiny uwu

[somber lark]

That's like a dream rating

[reef canyon]

2500 btw

[modest wraith]

Você é um deles

Oxi

You are one of them

[somber lark]

I'm leaving by my dreams then

[modest wraith]

But you're a monster too

[somber lark]

There is no one to play OMG

I'm getting farmed by a korean

bullet this is so bad

[tired bane]

????

[modest wraith]

I just don't play now, because I'm going to sleep in a little while.

[somber lark]

wanna farm me for +1 :>

[reef canyon]

start talking about their birth rate in chat

[tired bane]

what country are you in

[somber lark]

wait you don't even gain +!

[tired bane]

yes i do

why are you putting a cap emoji

[tranquil basin]

Not very good in general bro

[somber lark]

500+ rating diff

[tranquil basin]

Broooo

This camp has us building toy boats rn

[tired bane]

ive played 35k bullet games and im like 300 points overrated i think i understand how the rating system works but thanks zigzag

[tranquil basin]

Fck it

[tired bane]

🙏

[modest wraith]

It's incredible how there are only really strong players here, but anyway, I'm going to sleep, good night everyone.

[somber lark]

[tired bane]

its 600 points

[mint adder]

ew

[tranquil basin]

We always here, we just lurking most the time

[shut agate]

hi jeeza

[mint adder]

people be shitting on bird like it’s a religion

[reef canyon]

boa noite

[reef canyon]

i dont play the bird but i respect it 👍

[main aurora]

any suggestions for a White opening? I am not great, only 900 blitz but my WR on White is 43% and my Black is 61% so clearly I am doing something miserable

[reef canyon]

dutch players on the other hand... 💀

[modest wraith]

Kkkkkkk

[tranquil basin]

Bro it’s called the bird

Like a bird took a massive shyt

[modest wraith]

Boa noite 😃

[mint adder]

Crodie the opening is named after Henry Bird

[silk gorge]

@reef canyon bro

[reef canyon]

bro are you taking a break btw u gonna start it tonight? @mint adder

[tranquil basin]

Did Henry bird look like a massive shyt?

[mint adder]

There’s a reason we call it Bird’s Opening and not Bird Opening

[mint adder]

fairly handsome englishman

[reef canyon]

u rang

[mint adder]

I’m not taking a break ain’t lying to my audience

[azure pivot]

Is n1.nh6 against 1.f4 worth looking into

[mint adder]

Any well prepared player will know how to play against Nh6

like any seasoned Bird player will know

[reef canyon]

youre gonna have to find f4 players first though

[tranquil basin]

Look at him, just look at him

[mint adder]

Don’t forget I almost beat Edrich’s ass with the Bird (he played Hobbs)

[azure pivot]

I tried to play a reverse Dutch and got cooked recently in like 20 moves making me seriously reconsider my chess abilities

[finite quarry]

Happy saturday yalll, hope everyone doing wellll

[reef canyon]

dutch as black is already kinda cringe it's not gonna be too different for white

[silk gorge]

@reef canyon

[mint adder]

Fatass

[silk gorge]

@azure pivot

Check this

[finite quarry]

Ay sometimes i play like shit too

It happens

[mint adder]

Master’s database

Irrelevant bullshit

[silk gorge]

Saw the idea from a chessable course

Opening oddities

[patent patrol]

Happy fourth yall

[vernal urchin]

hi everyone

[azure pivot]

Good to see 1.b6 cooks against the bird tho

Ig I can stick to my normal shit

[reef canyon]

crazy trap 🥶

[tranquil basin]

His head is a big shyt

[patent patrol]

It’s july 4th so some of my americaberries were ripe, ima make a key lime pie mixed with Americanberries stay tuned

[reef canyon]

thoughts on vladimir kramnik in his 20s?

[silk gorge]

That's really small quantity

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-smirk-smile-gif-14555623

[nimble arch]

b6 going wild

[patent patrol]

Americaberries are about grape size

[finite quarry]

Are you mocking me?

[patent patrol]

?

[silk gorge]

Americaberries??

[patent patrol]

Yo bro it’s the Fourth of July

[reef canyon]

@azure pivot propaganda you can use

[mint adder]

Can’t tell if he’s a very masculine woman or a very feminine man

[azure pivot]

Fr

[finite quarry]

I said this xd

[patent patrol]

Ya they r in most American backyards

[silk gorge]

Oh no my bishop

[finite quarry]

May the fourth be with you!!!

[rapid venture]

https://media.tenor.com/TiNe4xoLpzQAAAAM/sds.gif

[patent patrol]

They’re like weeds but edible yummy

[mint adder]

Either way elegant as shit

[idle plume]

fking hate chess

[reef canyon]

bro just has long head hair and no facial hair 💀

[azure pivot]

My guy

[finite quarry]

Same

[azure pivot]

I live for this tbh

[finite quarry]

Its addictinggg

[patent patrol]

It was the style at the time, Kramnik was known for his aura

[reef canyon]

i shall revive that style

[finite quarry]

I play 4-6 hours a day of vrchess on vrchat 😭

[mint adder]

I mean he’s handsome as shit

maybe I should copy his style

[azure pivot]

Bros been doing this for so long😭

[patent patrol]

Big head of hair 6’5 dude who played attacking chess

[tranquil basin]

No comment

[finite quarry]

At this point the vrchess club is a real place to meeee

[reef canyon]

yea i know he was such a fine specimen

[rapid venture]

Ngl he looks beautiful tbh

[patent patrol]

I think it’s funny bro sobered up and became a librarianesque prep wizard

[finite quarry]

Ok thats impressive

[rapid venture]

/connect

[reef canyon]

not long enough for me, i'll start being impressed if it goes on for at least a year

[finite quarry]

Balls

[rapid venture]

Balls? 😳

[azure pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-shaking-head-lebron-commercial-gif-14583443270434800084

[reef canyon]

ok i need to hop off im starting to become chrnoically online

i yearn for the

see yall fellow noobs later

[azure pivot]

1900 first

[mild moat]

142 results

[finite quarry]

Bro is gay

[rapid venture]

Who isn't gay

Here

[finite quarry]

I yearn for the miners

[finite quarry]

Not me

[rapid venture]

🤨

[finite quarry]

Well im bi and ive had a gf, does that count?

[finite quarry]

WHAT like a miner with a pickaxe!

[nimble arch]

bi-yourself

[rapid venture]

Lesbians=gay same stuff

[nimble arch]

blame robtop for that one

[finite quarry]

Im a chess player, no shit

[finite quarry]

I agree

[rapid venture]

Self-love?

[nimble arch]

no, just alone

[light crypt]

Hey pixel

[rapid venture]

Wait is self-love actually gay?

[light crypt]

Why would it be?

[finite quarry]

If I had sex with myself from the future, would that be incest or masturbation?

[finite quarry]

Wait....

Yes!!!

[rapid venture]

You love yourself yk?

[rapid venture]

Damn

[light crypt]

I mean it's technically not you

It COULD be you

[finite quarry]

Ship of theisies ahhhh

Lol

Im gonna say masturbation,

But its weird, tho i def would smash myself fr

[safe folio]

Pixel out here wilding

[light crypt]

Almost 2k

[finite quarry]

Wilder than wild blue yonder

[finite quarry]

Ooohhh niceee, good luckkk

[lone totem]

freaky talk? 😭

[safe folio]

What bro

[finite quarry]

Uhhhh

[crude solstice]

Nebu, what

[finite quarry]

Ye

[crude solstice]

What are we talking rn

[finite quarry]

Hey lion!!!

[crude solstice]

You survived the purge

[finite quarry]

Its a song for the US air force

[crude solstice]

I thought you won't be back

[finite quarry]

And also a doctor who episode thats goated af

[finite quarry]

I did!!!

[lone totem]

rapid otb tomorrow and things are looking good 🔥

[light crypt]

Awesome

[crude solstice]

Calm down 😭

[finite quarry]

Yes miss!

[lone totem]

what 😭

[crude solstice]

Deer, I don't know whether I should like you or be scared of you instead

[finite quarry]

Oh deeerrrr

You can like me tho

Im a nice personnnn

[lone totem]

no way deer

[crude solstice]

Alright, deer. I will half-trust you

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-anime-girl-my-deer-friend-nokotan-nokotan-gif-12769454977637694232

[finite quarry]

Imagine chess.com voice saying "you missed an opportunity to jerkmate the king!"

[patent patrol]

Hello im kinda drunk

[crude solstice]

That's Nebubu

[finite quarry]

Alrrrrr

[lone totem]

sup batr

[patent patrol]

Repost but if u don’t live in America this is what fireworks are sold like

[finite quarry]

Hi im kinda drunk!

[crude solstice]

Did you say this to your vrchat opponent

[finite quarry]

Many times

I mean in vr, i can literallt put my hand up and down their pieces so

Show dont tell fr

[crude solstice]

Freaky

[kindred crypt]

Soo cheese

[finite quarry]

Cute nickname

[safe folio]

💀

[finite quarry]

Mmm gromit!

[crude solstice]

Slay girl, WFM soon

[limpid sleet]

@radiant swan :3 tysm buddddd

[finite quarry]

Ok actually i dont wanna get muted

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-chef-chef-skinner-shocked-wait-what-gif-12987644300313235447

[limpid sleet]

1b1 💀

[finite quarry]

Damn with that pfp id be scared

[limpid sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cthulhu-rises-cutulubr-gif-18245094

[lone totem]

don disrespect totoro like that 💔

oh you mean culu

[limpid sleet]

bird?

[somber lark]

awesome

[finite quarry]

Wtf totoro doing against yog sathoth 💀

[light crypt]

A win is a win

[crude solstice]

One win is impressive

[somber lark]

yeah

I take that

[light crypt]

Espically against a GM, that's awesome

[lone totem]

was bout to say zigzag goated till i saw the score

[finite quarry]

Ima make my pfp azathoth

[somber lark]

he is a CM 💀

GM in our heart ok

[finite quarry]

Arguably the strongest character in fiction

[somber lark]

[light crypt]

It's 11 pm mb

[somber lark]

it's 7 am and i didn't sleep again

[light crypt]

Only 300 elo off

[limpid sleet]

37 is crazy 😭

[somber lark]

I played with 3 GMs today 💀

[crude solstice]

I swear CM elo range is between 1800-3200

[lone totem]

everybody gangsta till the author walks in

[reef canyon]

nuclear bomb vs coughing baby ahh matchup

[crude solstice]

They're very random

[light crypt]

I mean masters are masters for a reason

[finite quarry]

Ahhhh shiii

[lone totem]

fr washed CM uncs be 1500 bullet

[reef canyon]

if not even zigzag can beat a cm how can i

[finite quarry]

Fischerandom?

[somber lark]

I won a game bro

[light crypt]

What's the highest you've beaten

[somber lark]

peak

[crude solstice]

Yes, random like you oomfie

[finite quarry]

Mine was probablyyy like 2300

[somber lark]

3k 1 min bullet :>
2900 blitz

[crude solstice]

2 is very impressive

[light crypt]

Titled

[finite quarry]

Ngl at first I thought that message was referring to me 😭

[somber lark]

3k one is titled

[azure pivot]

@somber lark wanna run bullet now bro

[lone totem]

i cant stop winning

[somber lark]

sure

[finite quarry]

More tilted than tilted towers?

[somber lark]

im warmed up

[azure pivot]

I’ll resign my rapid game just for you

[finite quarry]

More tilted than the tower of pesa?

[light crypt]

Nice

[lone totem]

tower of pizza

[somber lark]

who cares about a title honestly rating is a rating 🔥

[finite quarry]

And 2 other towers i wont be naming for my accounts safety

[finite quarry]

Frrrr

[somber lark]

cooked this GM so hard, his title is fake

[finite quarry]

Pizza time!!!

[kindred crypt]

Smh i can’t play rapid right no more

[lone totem]

get yo ahh to sleep

[finite quarry]

Its 11:53am

[crude solstice]

You'd definitely named them if it's in dm

[kindred crypt]

I lost the worse way possible going blank and blind

[finite quarry]

Oh ye 100%

[light crypt]

The highest I've beaten was an IM

[kindred crypt]

Worse game of my life

[lone totem]

you yapping like its 1am

[somber lark]

mine is 7 am, did I wake up early?

[azure pivot]

@somber lark

[lone totem]

i woke up at 8am today (this is very early for me)

[finite quarry]

Buddy you dont wanna see what im like at 1am

[somber lark]

damn

[crude solstice]

She calmed down compared her first time chatting here

[azure pivot]

im not even warmed up this is a free farm but lets run it

[somber lark]

send the callenge already

[crude solstice]

By a lot

[patent patrol]

Callenge

[somber lark]

I didn't even wake up

[finite quarry]

Yeah because last time i got 3 mutes in one day 😂

[lone totem]

😨

[reef canyon]

draw gambit declined

[finite quarry]

And almost got banned lmao

[lone totem]

someone once drew me after I mouseslipped
shoutout

[somber lark]

don't adopt me pls

[reef canyon]

i also drew someone who mouseslipped

[radiant swan]

bro 3 | 0 was supposed to keep u at 1800

[reef canyon]

he rematched me and mouseslipped again, i offered draw again but he refused it and took the L with grace

[crude solstice]

Your stay might be short lived but I'll remember you, Nebulizer

[radiant swan]

fish!!!

[lone totem]

what nebulinnaeus be doing 💔 bro is cooked when mods check logs

[finite quarry]

Awww thx, that means alot

[limpid sleet]

??

[reef canyon]

yes! it go into my belly yum yum 😋

[finite quarry]

Dw illl always be back on alts

[patent patrol]

Any1 wanna play I am not sober

[lone totem]

avyav is just too good

[reef canyon]

@merver sod

[radiant swan]

i recommended u 3 | 0 so u can tilt and stay 1800 fr

[finite quarry]

Are you saber?

[patent patrol]

Batter

[finite quarry]

Like a fencing saber?

[limpid sleet]

oh

[patent patrol]

I am batter

[radiant swan]

2006 blitz and bullet is wild

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-saber-gif-22713238

[patent patrol]

Like baseball bat

[reef canyon]

the one and only

[limpid sleet]

:D ty