💬〡chess-talk

[autumn field]

@Deb add me friend

[severe crystal]

gg

[fast crater]

guys i am on a crazy winstreak

[signal oasis]

@inland abyss if u want to get good
I can get my coaching at 15 usd / hr

[nocturne fog]

uhh you wanna play on chesscom?

[autumn field]

@Deb add me friend

[strange bobcat]

🤨

[kindred crypt]

Where?

I think they need to be approved... Less self confidence

[strange bobcat]

bro competing with me is crazy atp

[tacit wren]

mouslipped twice 🤦‍♂️

[safe jungle]

sure

[autumn field]

@kindred crypt add me friend bro

[pallid ice]

Ok so first u just play games and do 3 things before every move: u look for checks captures and threats in this order, also u should learn an easy opening like the london and the caro or whatever u like for black, this will be enough to reach 1000 imo after that u should do puzzles, learn openings and theoretical endgames and after these u should analyse past games or games of gms

[signal oasis]

Bro bet me I couldn't adopt him
When I was on a 7 game win streak he quit the match 💀💀

[autumn field]

@kindred crypt wana play chesss

[azure pivot]

Lucky he wasn’t trying

[simple lark]

Everyone come here to say gg gtho

[strange bobcat]

bruh you are 2200 bruh how

[crude solstice]

Some people do that for ego boosts, but most of the time it's just manners of saying good game

[kindred crypt]

Yeah

[tacit wren]

bro definitely needs it

[kindred crypt]

Yeah i dont understand this lol

[signal oasis]

Pure skill
And he's the same rating as me 💀💀
And I was on mobile

[simple lark]

https://tenor.com/view/work-out-excercise-spongebob-crossfit-zumba-gif-13093532

[tacit wren]

chat guess my FIDE rated (No its not 0)

[strange bobcat]

@inland abyss flower get my classes fr you are so chopped 🙏😭

[signal oasis]

-200

[simple lark]

why this mf @autumn field Keep reacting

[signal oasis]

Overrated flower

[tacit wren]

Bro its positive

[simple lark]

unrated i guess

[autumn field]

2000

[signal oasis]

1400

[strange bobcat]

nah he did decently against me so ? im not sure

[tacit wren]

na

[kindred crypt]

Teach me how to cheat in chess I'm just 2998 rated I wanna reach 4000 rating

[strange bobcat]

until he blundered ofc but ye thats expect from a 2000

[keen grotto]

Also see [How do I improve my chess? in our FAQ](#1040028251965358121 message).

[crude solstice]

1200

[signal oasis]

7-0 when am of same rating

[tacit wren]

kinda close

[signal oasis]

I blundered my queen 1 game

And still won 💀💀💀

[tacit wren]

minimum fide rating :1400

[signal oasis]

1450

[tacit wren]

closer

[crude solstice]

I just know this

[pallid ice]

Can i play the grunfeld with white?

[simple lark]

1400 bro

[tacit wren]

no

[signal oasis]

Just play d3 then d4 and u can

[crude solstice]

1472

[viscid copper]

AlterNordic ☺️

[signal oasis]

If ur opp plays d5

[tacit wren]

closer 🔥

[crude solstice]

1501

[cursive shore]

hello

[pallid ice]

But u have to play Nf3 so they play d5

[signal oasis]

1485

[cursive shore]

can anyone play with me and teach me

[strange bobcat]

bruh go play some rated blitz bro

[tacit wren]

CLOSE

[crude solstice]

I hate you

[signal oasis]

Nf3 D5 d3 c5 d4

[strange bobcat]

uhh sure bro

[tacit wren]

??

[simple lark]

No I'm watching youtube

[cursive shore]

Dm

[pallid ice]

And why would i waste a tempo why not just play the grunfeld up a tempo

[crude solstice]

Say it

[tacit wren]

1509

[signal oasis]

Cuz u asked how to play the grunfeld
Not how to play it up a tempo

[strange bobcat]

im doing both at 1nce bro

[pallid ice]

I asked can i play it not how to

[tacit wren]

@hot trail stop DMing ppl

[fleet dove]

no

[tacit wren]

and promoting can I report for that

[pallid ice]

Why?

[fleet dove]

because it's a defense for the black pieces

[hollow hedge]

Hab ze bishop

[crude solstice]

So that's why I got a random friend req

[inland abyss]

Caro kann defense is overrated

[tacit wren]

✅

[pallid ice]

Ik but why cant u play it up a tempo, it should be drawing at min no?

[crude solstice]

It's not overrated, it's pretty well known as bad to begin with

[simple lark]

I am watching this type of stuff so i can't get distracted

[tacit wren]

until 1200 its fine afterwards its bad

[inland abyss]

Kurzgesagt🥶

[crude solstice]

If the 1200 likes waiting

[lone totem]

Did the sun rise from the west today?

[fleet dove]

yes you can if you really wanted to

but definitionally the grunfeld is with the black pieces

[inland abyss]

Yep

[simple lark]

💀 Call him nut

[pallid ice]

I play it with white than it should be named grunfeld attack

[tacit wren]

Nutshell

[fleet dove]

no

[hollow hedge]

Morning @inland abyss

[pallid ice]

Yea

[fleet dove]

no

[inland abyss]

Bad night @hollow hedge

Same

[hollow hedge]

Why?

[crude solstice]

Grass

[pallid ice]

Why not, white openings r called attacks and black ones r called defenses so if i play it with white its an attack

[inland abyss]

Idk

Imma tilt

[fleet dove]

Because I said so

[crude solstice]

As much as it ruin the joke, I have to agree

[fleet dove]

It would just be called à reverse grunfeld

Not the grunfeld attack

[pallid ice]

Sad

[full kestrel]

Goodnight everyone I'm off to slumber!! Have a nice night

[lone totem]

Then why 1.c3 saragossa and not reverse caro kann

[pallid ice]

Is the catalan or english the closest opening to that with white or something else and im dumb?

[fleet dove]

No

I’m lying yes

[pallid ice]

ok

[fleet dove]

Probably the reti

Reverse Benoni positions

[simple lark]

https://tenor.com/view/perfetto-yes-gif-26163077

[pallid ice]

But reti into catalan or english is fine no?

[crude solstice]

Acid

[pallid ice]

I play it in that move order anyway

[simple lark]

ah

[fleet dove]

Because caro can only happen after 1.e4. There is nothing to respond to if you move first tho

[crude solstice]

Wash your hands

[fleet dove]

They are all similar openings yea

[crude solstice]

Huhhh

[fluid ridge]

lol

[fleet dove]

But what black would need to play in order for it to be a reverse grunfeld is not the best way to play for black

[pallid ice]

But the opponent will play e5 and then u play e4 and its caro up a tempo

[fluid ridge]

Mf Doom fr

[lone totem]

Dome has more aura

[fleet dove]

That’s only after black plays e5. You can’t call an opening based on something rhat happened yet

Why would you call 1.c3 the reverse caro if black plays 1…h5

[pallid ice]

But if they play d5 i can play it anyway

Cuz its basically the same but without e pawn

[lone totem]

Hmmm

[tacit wren]

what happened to #🗣〡ask-magnus is cc promoting fake magnus accounts

[fleet dove]

Dude why do you care so much oml

[pallid ice]

We r assuming good moves here

[crude solstice]

But the purpose of the Caro was the e pawn

[fleet dove]

You could theoretically call any opening anything it literally doesn’t matter

[pallid ice]

Cuz i like playing black openings up a tempo with white

[fleet dove]

It doesn’t matter what you name them

[lone totem]

We playing reverse kan sicilian with this one

[wind bay]

vro getting hindered by the name

[pallid ice]

But u play advance caro with the e pawn missing then it must be better or the same minimum

[real sparrow]

how do you play black openings as white

[fleet dove]

Exactly

[lone totem]

Oh wait the kramnik-shirov should be called the reverse rossolimo innit? That one makes sense

[pallid ice]

U either waste a tempo or u play it up a tempo and hope the opponent plays into ur opening

[fluid ridge]

i’ve played this line a few times now

[crude solstice]

If it's about better or not, Idk. But the naming topic was stupid

[fleet dove]

People do call it rhat tho

[lone totem]

I see

[fleet dove]

In marin’s series on the English he calls it that

Iirc

[safe jungle]

yooo

[fleet dove]

Hell nah

[gray star]

f3 d5 f4

[fluid ridge]

it’s very good for black, it comes from a mistake from white tho, Qxg4 is a mistake

[strange bobcat]

can me farm fin

[lone totem]

f3 e5 f4 goes so hard

[gray star]

Bro you wouldn’t farm me😤

[crude solstice]

Wanna try this line?

[real sparrow]

i played that once 💀

[lone totem]

Nahhh

[crude solstice]

😔

Mirror match

[lone totem]

Duras gambit very losing

[cursive shore]

can anyone see my game and give some tips?

[strange bobcat]

cmonn

[tacit wren]

sup

[gray star]

Whats your rating

[strange bobcat]

2655

[gray star]

At least get 2750

[lone totem]

yo

[fleet dove]

No since the whole point of openings with black is that they are designed to respond to white’s first move. There’s no point in playing the majority of them reversed if you want a serious opening advantage

[tacit wren]

I got 1st place in a tourney (Tournament)

[strange bobcat]

cmon you gotta donate

[lone totem]

Danngg what did yu win

[pallid ice]

I dont want a serious opening advantage i want to learn the least possible theory

[gray star]

Donate 😭😭

[pallid ice]

And want to have an equal middle game

[tacit wren]

5 wins 2 draws 6/7

[strange bobcat]

community service

[inland abyss]

There is a practical opening advantage and a objective

[gray star]

I need to get 2900 myself I can’t be donating

[lone totem]

1.b3

1. ...b6
   Ong

[lone totem]

🥶

[strange bobcat]

bruh when retire

[fleet dove]

If you want to learn the least possible theory then play systems openings. Playing reverse openings won’t have you learn less theory because black is not always inclined to respond how white would

Having an extra move completely changes the opening

[gray star]

Then play 1.Nf3 2.g3 every game

[tacit wren]

When is the next tournament for u?

[small jungle]

Najdorf and grunfeld

[fleet dove]

Also you don’t have to learn theory in mainline openings if you don’t want to

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[pallid ice]

This is what im talking abt

[tacit wren]

catalan

[somber lark]

being this close to 3k 😭

just get there

[pallid ice]

Catalan and grunfeld rather

[strange bobcat]

bruh

[small jungle]

Weak🥶

[small jungle]

Catalan so weak

[fleet dove]

The only practical advantage is that you’d be more comfortable in such positions

[strange bobcat]

as a 2650 I am closer to 2000 than 2800 tbh

[pallid ice]

Is english better?

[lone totem]

6th july actually this sunday, rapid 20+5

[somber lark]

He has to push, not being 3k is wild

[gray star]

Ehhhhhhhh

[fleet dove]

No

[somber lark]

chat I slept for 3 hours after an all nighter, time to grind chess

[crude solstice]

1.b3 otb trust

[fleet dove]

False

[inland abyss]

No 2600 is crazy

[strange bobcat]

truth

[lone totem]

I aint ditching my beloved 1.e4 😔

[somber lark]

The most annoying thing to face

[strange bobcat]

2800 is harder than losing down to 2000

[fleet dove]

I’m on an all nighter rn and I just learned how to checkmate with knight and bishop I feel like a god

[wind bay]

wait isnt fianchetto hard to play for noobs

[gray star]

I wouldn’t say that’s the truth

[safe jungle]

yes

[crude solstice]

Cry in c5

[pallid ice]

Then imma just learn the catalan or i could just play the spanish which i learned a long time ago (it is the reason why i dont want to study much anymore)

[fleet dove]

The Catalan has insane amounts of theory dog

[strange bobcat]

I peaked like 2750 ish bro 2800 not possible

[fleet dove]

The Spanish also had lots of theory

[pallid ice]

But the problem with the spanish is that they play the berlin

[simple lark]

2700 is not possible for me 💀

[strange bobcat]

2000 on the other hand is much more possible

[fleet dove]

You don’t have to learn it, but it exists

[lone totem]

I eat sicilians for breakfast 😈 (except kalash thats my kryptonite for some reason)

[tacit wren]

People before 3000: LET'S GO @SOMECHESPLAYERGM is going to reach 3000!!! 🥳🎉

People After 3000: Now start donating 😈

[pallid ice]

And i dont like that endgame

[crude solstice]

I somehow threw 90% of my games against hypermodern

[somber lark]

too slow and too weak

[fleet dove]

You don’t have to???

[pallid ice]

Ik i learned it

[fleet dove]

Play 6.a4 or 4.d3

[pallid ice]

Yea i can play d3

[crude solstice]

Teach me your ways

[real sparrow]

you dont have to trade queens

[pallid ice]

But i like that even less

[lone totem]

Jus go open sicilian trust

[somber lark]

try the lazy system

[tacit wren]

Nice good luck

[lone totem]

learn ever so slight bits of theory and ur good

[tacit wren]

how many rounds HA?

[gray star]

2800’s are probably just faster and that teensy better than you

[simple lark]

Damn

[lone totem]

6 rounds, 1 day tourney (unrated)

[somber lark]

nice I only know kalash

[tacit wren]

local AICF? ATCA?

[inland abyss]

Bros classical Sicillian Rip

[lone totem]

Yuh ATCA

[strange bobcat]

nah I would not say faster but maybe better

ok is this justified

[lone totem]

Vro kalaah is 30 centipawns advantage i need to learn refutation

[somber lark]

500 lines ( low for sicilian but I literally play Nf3 g3 spam) 😭

[tacit wren]

Nice, any ATCA rated players?

[azure plank]

damn from where are you getting these stats?

[lone totem]

Nah atca doesnt have separate rating

[tacit wren]

like for example AICF has rating

[somber lark]

Magnus played that Rb8 line

[simple lark]

Chess.com diamond shit

[azure plank]

lol I see

[copper gulch]

heelllo

[lone totem]

I need to yap all kalash lines to destroy it

[azure plank]

sup

[fluid ridge]

platinum is literally the same thing

[crude solstice]

Overpriced af 💀

[fluid ridge]

for less

[strange bobcat]

donate 3 elo ?

[tacit wren]

aicf does right?

[gray star]

Simple tactic no

[strange bobcat]

cmon sb gimme 3

[fluid ridge]

I could do it

[simple lark]

Doesn't have insight shsit

[simple lark]

Cool

[strange bobcat]

took me a bit

[fluid ridge]

third parties have better insights

[lone totem]

Nope FIDE rating only rating here 🥶

[lusty sun]

can u have check other people with those?

[strange bobcat]

alr les go

[fleet dove]

No shot bro is elo begging

[simple lark]

Nah bro 💀

[fluid ridge]

what mode?

[tacit wren]

oh any rated players? fide

[strange bobcat]

3 min

[simple lark]

You can flex with flair

[fluid ridge]

alright, ima actually try tho that’s chill right?

[strange bobcat]

I am diagnosed with ocd

[simple lark]

Nah I don' think so

[small helm]

æ

[lone totem]

Yeh a lot its pretty scary but im 1650 myself

[somber lark]

chat just get a title, free diamond fr

[strange bobcat]

sure you could try hard tbh

[signal oasis]

@strange bobcat I can coach u got 25$ an hr

[lusty sun]

oh that explains a lot

[fluid ridge]

lol, i’m at dinner so i’ll kinda try, send it to D0m3rss

[tacit wren]

got +100 rating Eh

[strange bobcat]

https://link.chess.com/play/217HSx

[simple lark]

Yea you have premium too

[simple lark]

tf is wrong with embed

[strange bobcat]

if any one under +2 -16 join imma block

[fluid ridge]

ts doesn’t work for me, im on mobile

[lone totem]

Oh wait im rapid unrated so i can still get money for best unrated 💀

[lusty sun]

but the platinium one

[inland abyss]

😭

[lone totem]

I mean im still gonna get top 20

[signal oasis]

U still scared for the match

[strange bobcat]

f off you goonflower

[fluid ridge]

wait nvm it works

[crude solstice]

Elon musk 💰

[strange bobcat]

lol crazy still +1 😭

[somber lark]

What would be my score if I somehow sneaked into titled tuesday

[signal oasis]

@fluid ridge guess who I was talking bout , who ran in the middle of the match

[lone totem]

2.5/11

[fleet dove]

Anywhere from 0-9

[tacit wren]

5 wins straight 🥶 . Plus I beat 1700

[lusty sun]

3/11

[fleet dove]

Depends on what level stockfish you want to use

[simple lark]

[inland abyss]

Bro stop aurafarming on no one 💀

[tacit wren]

0.5/11

[lusty sun]

ouch

[acoustic viper]

yal rip jota

[somber lark]

atleast I play with hikaru right 🥺

[tacit wren]

no

[strange bobcat]

average bullet

[somber lark]

there are washed players too 2500 blitz isn't that bad 😭

[tacit wren]

hans

[lone totem]

Ur getting cooked by faustino oro and PLNS before that bro 💀

[signal oasis]

7 str8 wins and u ran away like a coward

[slim gulch]

hi gooners

[tacit wren]

ur 2500 blitz?

[simple lark]

He use blongcloud to play with you

[gray star]

Who did?

[inland abyss]

😂 imagine caring about adoption in 2025

[signal oasis]

Greenflower

[gray star]

Oooooo

[slim gulch]

Ok daddy

[signal oasis]

And we r the same rating 💀💀

And I was on mobile

[somber lark]

or botez gambit

[zealous marsh]

You would beat random 2300s and 2400s but then succumb to 2800s

[strange bobcat]

its ok bro I think some 2100 nerd in tmc left me at 9

[signal oasis]

Loll
Coward

[strange bobcat]

sorry 😭

I buldozed bro

[gray star]

I’ve forgot who I’ve adopted on discord ibr you mortals don’t mean much

[fleet dove]

Just assume you got 10-0 the last game dont even matter Fr

[lone totem]

No way you got she/her role

[slim gulch]

Yall should be online less

[zealous marsh]

trust me bro

[strange bobcat]

fr lol

[crude solstice]

Jackson Chan

[somber lark]

I just adopted another 100 🥶

[strange bobcat]

😭

[lone totem]

Blud is jackdaughter now

[signal oasis]

@inland abyss when u gonna start calling me daddy?

[small jungle]

Faustino is weak 🐺

[tacit wren]

@lone totem Your performance in the Tripura State Senior Open was good until the last few games you could have got 2nd place if you put 100% energy in the tournament (And no distractions eg. Discord, Youtube)

[upbeat jackal]

100 kids is crazy, i hope you have the money to take care of them

[gray star]

Money? They’re all getting put up for adoption

[crude solstice]

th is this

[upbeat jackal]

looks goofy

[tacit wren]

#💬〡general-off-topic

[somber lark]

real

[inland abyss]

Don't flex adopting losers

[tacit wren]

delete before someone report you

[inland abyss]

Losers like me give 0 aura

[somber lark]

I should

[simple lark]

@servermodsa

[lone totem]

Adopt ha before speaking 🥶

[hexed oracle]

green what do i do I am in a arena and i opened this guys profile and he has all games won and with over 90% acc all and stockfish type moves 😭

[upbeat jackal]

bro is the guy that reminds the teacher of homework

[somber lark]

kinda W game ngl

[lone totem]

Jigjag can never adopt me because i drew our first game 🥶

[crude solstice]

Resign and move on

[hexed oracle]

type shi

[inland abyss]

Might be one 😂

[zealous marsh]

On a side note I am also a citizen of French Polynesia now 🇵🇫

[tacit wren]

🇸🇳🇮🇹🇨🇭🤷‍♂️

[somber lark]

flex is a flex

[small jungle]

What😭

[upbeat jackal]

sus

[lone totem]

whar

[strange bobcat]

nahh catfishing goes crazy

[hexed oracle]

I don't want to accuse him but it is pretty god damn obvious

[lone totem]

sn, it, ch 😭

[fleet dove]

Bro posting your grandma’s death and then asking for sympathy points in discord is crazy

[tacit wren]

good

[inland abyss]

Its a negative one

[zealous marsh]

Of course someone has got something to say...

[upbeat jackal]

what elo is this

[hexed oracle]

1150

[tacit wren]

-aura

[hollow kayak]

chat i reached 1200

[zealous marsh]

It's not ill-intentioned but fine...

[somber lark]

adopting 100s is peak, It's so hard to find them

[fleet dove]

You voluntarily put it in your profile 😭😭

[simple lark]

I want to adopt someone

[hexed oracle]

i'ma send u his profile in dm if u want

[tacit wren]

🇳🇮🇨🇪

[fleet dove]

I’ll be your son

[zealous marsh]

Fine I got it. I lost my grandma and I have gotten over it.

[inland abyss]

Nope

[simple lark]

Great son

[gray star]

Send me a dm if you are concerned?

[signal oasis]

@inland abyss 3 more games!

[tacit wren]

nahh

[somber lark]

just try it

[inland abyss]

Stop crying for games I don't want to play you

[signal oasis]

Scared

[upbeat jackal]

ok, i might call danny wrench too

[hollow kayak]

@inland abyss i got 1200

[inland abyss]

Good progress smh

[zealous marsh]

Just forget about it. I just want to talk to ppl.

[lone totem]

As an unbiased spectator i can confirm greenflower is scared

[hollow kayak]

can we play

[fiery field]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-meme-chess-pawns-kicking-pawns-facing-gif-790341715837426254

[hollow kayak]

i bet i can beat you (maybe)

[inland abyss]

Nah

[signal oasis]

Any1 else here wanna get adopted?

[hollow kayak]

your a thousand points higher than me

[tacit wren]

fr

[hollow kayak]

it should be easy game for you

[inland abyss]

True

[fiery field]

anyone wanna 1v1 me in standard chess? ( 1 min)

[inland abyss]

I don't feel like playing chess rn

[signal oasis]

Bro got PTSD from losing

[hollow kayak]

play me pls

[zealous marsh]

jokes on you standard is (at least) 90 minutes

[hollow kayak]

I wanna lose too

[simple lark]

120/ 60 if you want

[fiery field]

...

fine

[somber lark]

adopt me

[tacit wren]

||Everyone gain aura ✨ by reacting to this message with 📈 ||

[safe jungle]

lol

[somber lark]

free dopamine boost

[inland abyss]

Zybau

[lone totem]

Zybau

[simple lark]

Let me adopt you

[somber lark]

No

[simple lark]

[inland abyss]

Didn't you play in pool

[simple lark]

In what pool

[inland abyss]

You have a few rated games

[somber lark]

He was adopting me earlier

[simple lark]

wdym 💀

[lone totem]

Who wanna play skydiving chess

[inland abyss]

Idk maybe it was pool or challenge sent

[inland abyss]

Me but without parachutes

[tacit wren]

This chat is boring 🥱

[simple lark]

you mean open challenge?

[inland abyss]

Yeah

[lone totem]

sure skydiving date with greenflower 🥰

[simple lark]

Ah yes I play people in pool

[tacit wren]

Winner gets parachute moment

[mint adder]

sup kids

[simple lark]

💀 I don't want to get matched with random ahh cheater

[simple lark]

Sup old young man

[fleet dove]

Who wants to play 139299/294

[inland abyss]

Nice

[lone totem]

Haii unc

[somber lark]

cap, there is no cheater

[tacit wren]

People who read that too fast

[mint adder]

It’s 5:40pm

[inland abyss]

Idk even narodistky plays in pool

[radiant swan]

old young man????

[tacit wren]

so??

[mint adder]

Should I do woodpecker now and then have dinner or should I do it after dinner

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[inland abyss]

Do it now

[small jungle]

Both

[simple lark]

Yea Pool is great to avoid cheater and sandbagging 💀

[lone totem]

Eat the book and do your dinner

[radiant swan]

quit dinner u have 600 pounds of fat go do woodpecker and burn some pounds

[strange bobcat]

bro

😡

[somber lark]

finish it once and for all

[simple lark]

It is 17:41 now

[inland abyss]

Bro lost 😂

[mint adder]

I got 500 puzzles left

[fleet dove]

Puzzle per pound

[strange bobcat]

7 elo 💀

[lone totem]

im 7 elo

[somber lark]

I would become an actual GM by solving that many 😭

[simple lark]

eh

[mint adder]

You won’t

[fluid ridge]

oh shoot I missed m1

[lone totem]

Do ten pushups every puzzle

[tacit wren]

on which website you do the woodpecker method (Chess specifically)

[mint adder]

I’m solving that many and I’d still get adopted by you

[simple lark]

a

[inland abyss]

Farming me would be much smarter because you gain the same Elo and play a much weaker loser

[mint adder]

I get the paperback version

[cursive shore]

any indians here?

[tacit wren]

where?

[somber lark]

erm solve smth else

[fluid ridge]

mb, idk how I missed that m1, ig bc low time and im walking but still

[fiery field]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-goes-mad-gothamchess-jumps-on-chair-levy-goes-mad-gotham-goes-mad-levy-jumps-on-chair-gif-8211070565752995891

[mint adder]

And then write my solutions down on a notebook

[scenic silo]

can some1 want to do casle mate, king mate and no captare mate? achivments

[somber lark]

youtube vid 😭

[lone totem]

Solve jac-

[tacit wren]

where to get the files for printing

[strange bobcat]

no way

[fiery field]

anyone want a 1 min duel?

[radiant swan]

we all gotten it already smh

[lone totem]

Ngl just do lichess and chesstempo puzzles

[somber lark]

just write the main idea

[strange bobcat]

like I spent 15 mins just to lose elo 😡

[mint adder]

https://qualitychess.co.uk/products/improvement/327/the_woodpecker_method_by_axel_smith_and_hans_tikkanen/

[simple lark]

eh

[tacit wren]

thx

[fluid ridge]

honestly got no clue

[mint adder]

No

[scenic silo]

can you help me?

[mint adder]

Nah calculate everything

[radiant swan]

go play 8000 games and get them normally

[mint adder]

I want to slowly train for classical

[idle plume]

fcuk chess

[radiant swan]

ur getting fcuked by chess???

[somber lark]

not calculating a dubious line is a skill

[scenic silo]

thats why i want to do it with some1

[cursive shore]

any indians here?

[mint adder]

Ofc you calculate logical lines yeah

[clear ether]

is triggered insaan tuff

[mint adder]

Just calculating the main idea is kinda wrong

[radiant swan]

yeah that some1 is here

[fleet dove]

If it’s the main idea there’s no point in calculating anything else

[mint adder]

Considering how your opponent has a lot of legal moves you usually calculate a main line and 2-3 variations

[somber lark]

bro doesn't get what I mean

[mint adder]

Main idea is what you realize not written down

[fleet dove]

Then those aren’t the main ideas

[brazen galleon]

Why is the server name Chess.com instead of Cheat.com?

[somber lark]

You have to find why that tactic is available in the first place

[radiant swan]

otherwise it wouldn't be chess fr could be for any game

[somber lark]

What the hell is Qd1, just play Qe3

[brazen galleon]

chesscheat.com then

cheaterchess.com sounds better

[mint adder]

Domain’s taken, also cheat.com is literally an adult entertainment site

[brazen galleon]

Bruh what

[radiant swan]

wtf

[mint adder]

enter it

[brazen galleon]

[radiant swan]

how do you know 🤨

[brazen galleon]

sus

[rapid venture]

Do any one of you watch soccer

[smoky sinew]

Yo

What's up

[mint adder]

I entered the domain out of curiosity

[brazen galleon]

Bro is the master of all baiters

[rapid venture]

Ceiling?

[radiant swan]

@Sewer Mod off topic ban him

[mint adder]

If you don’t believe me go ahead and try it for yourself

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[rapid venture]

No pwease 👉 👈 🥺

[smoky sinew]

Okay vro, i was not expecting that. (Lame)

[somber lark]

I was rooting for your opponent

[radiant swan]

ban rn @Sewer Mods

[crude solstice]

He's not even taking my bishop , I'm done for today

[rapid venture]

Ah shit

[brazen galleon]

/ban

[rapid venture]

😭

[inland abyss]

e4

[somber lark]

z3

[radiant swan]

e6

[brazen galleon]

Time to take his then

[inland abyss]

Reported

[fleet dove]

Mods ban this French player please

[inland abyss]

d4

[radiant swan]

b6

[somber lark]

what are these guys saying chat

[willow owl]

h4

[inland abyss]

Ba6

[radiant swan]

sir

[brazen galleon]

I used to take french players into my basement... until there was no space anymore

[radiant swan]

i play e6 b6

[fleet dove]

That’s even worse than French players

[radiant swan]

thats cuz i am bad

[inland abyss]

Bro respond

[kindred crypt]

D4

[frosty badger]

Real men play the Sicilian defence as black, they don’t play the French.

[somber lark]

smth that I wanted to main in a long time

[fleet dove]

The only correct take Andrew Tate has ever had

[radiant swan]

bro playing for me 💀

[rapid venture]

London is good

[somber lark]

Do you have any lines for it

[inland abyss]

No I played Ba6🥶

[mint adder]

Real men play the Bird's Opening as White, they don't play the London

[midnight moth]

is anyone playing with me ?

[kindred crypt]

Anyone wanna playy?

[fleet dove]

London is preferable to the bird

[fiery field]

ME

[somber lark]

You opened up with e4 against me

[fiery field]

ME

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lt-vadampaw

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1402 (peak)
Blitz: 1218 (1377 peak)
Bullet: 1108 (1273 peak)

[radiant swan]

i dont im playing it to get experience and learn tht way @azure pivot has a ridiculous line tho

[viral egret]

I’m a man, and I like the petrov, qgd, and d4

[somber lark]

You are not a true f4 enjoyer

[midnight moth]

bro lets play na

[cursive shore]

anyone know how to speak hindi?

[fleet dove]

Extremely based

[rapid venture]

🧢

[somber lark]

bro is doing things that I used to do

[viral egret]

What’s cap

[midnight moth]

🧢
🗣️

[signal oasis]

@inland abyss

[fleet dove]

And this guy’s name is smyslov student I love this guy

[radiant swan]

@somber lark

[somber lark]

Kf7 seems solid

[viral egret]

Yes hewwo that’s me

[radiant swan]

white is up 2 pawns but black is better

even if white doesnt play Qe2+

[somber lark]

Re8 incoming 🥶

[tawdry ibex]

Anyone wanna eat my dough I made

It’s called bread

[fiery field]

Me when seeing anyone playing the bird opening:

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-braveheart-charge-attack-gif-11448206846315415195

[willow owl]

Hi bones

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/saw-slay-queen-queen-makeup-jigsaw-gif-7653926773560072110

[somber lark]

You can easily get those pawns back

[fiery field]

?

[fleet dove]

Hi beans

[hexed oracle]

yes

[fiery field]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-kid-shrug-shock-cute-gif-17333413

[willow owl]

Hru today?

[signal oasis]

is there some1 whos 2000 lc but 2100 cc?

[fleet dove]

Good hru

Just learned how to checkmate with knight and bishop

[frosty badger]

If you play the French defense you’re basically saying you’re a basic. You play for two results to lose or to draw. Draw being the most likely. You sit there pushing your pawn forward one square like “ohh I’m a man I understand white moves first so the best I can hope for is a draw” No. You are a coward.

[somber lark]

Is that blitz

[willow owl]

Im fine got to 1500 a few days ago. Partly because of your help with the catalan so i have to thank you for that.

[viral egret]

Oh congrats

[hexed oracle]

stfu gay ass

[fleet dove]

I don’t remember how I helped you in the Catalan but I’m glad I could be of service

[viral egret]

I didn’t say anything besides “congrats” :(

[fleet dove]

I am the worlds biggest Catalan believer

[somber lark]

That's not a sacrifice, you literally hung your queen 😭

[hexed oracle]

I only said "gg" 5 times

[willow owl]

I was talking to newt about the catalan and you decided to join in with the help. It was like a week ago i think

[somber lark]

Can I test your theory knowledge :>

[radiant swan]

yea but with perfect play its still zeros though

[fleet dove]

Sure

[willow owl]

Oh do you learn that at 2000+?

[fleet dove]

Yea I vaguely remember

[willow owl]

I thought you learn that earlier

[fleet dove]

I mean tbh it’s not something you really need to learn ever

[willow owl]

Hmmm but maybe not

I have never been in a king, knight and Bishop vs king endgame

[fleet dove]

There are gms who can’t do knight and bishop correctly

[barren mesa]

Guys I'm stuck on 920 how do I get to 1000

[signal oasis]

there aren't

[fleet dove]

There are

[signal oasis]

name

[willow owl]

Dam. I just know you need to get the king into the corner thats the same colour as the bishop

[fleet dove]

There have been many such games

[copper gulch]

hi

[willow owl]

I once saw a otb game which was a king, knight and Bishop vs king endgame

[fleet dove]

epishin - ushenina

[kindred crypt]

Who wanna play?

[willow owl]

But they couldn't mate before 50 move rule

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pxwy

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1251
Blitz: 2223 (peak)
Bullet: 2007 (2062 peak)

[fleet dove]

two that I know of

[viral egret]

Do more tactics practice

[fleet dove]

yea basically

[frosty badger]

I am lord of the land of all creatures in the sea, listen to me when I say real men, an actual man, plays 1.d4.

[somber lark]

white to move

[fleet dove]

this looks like the 10.bf4 lines

is it?

[signal oasis]

chat any1 here 2k lc?

[frosty badger]

We you start playing 1.d4 and actually start getting women to notice you, you know who to thank. Me.

[crude solstice]

I'm in a good mood again

[somber lark]

Yeah do you play Bg5?

[fleet dove]

yes but I'm not playing your crusty ass

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/settings/account?section=connections>

[fleet dove]

I play both

[mint adder]

i hate chess

[signal oasis]

not to play me , to play IM's idiot

[fleet dove]

I'm trying to remember what the move is

[mint adder]

casually bluindering a game up a rook

[fleet dove]

I know Qb1 is a move in some positions

but I don't think it's here

[inland abyss]

Why not nd5

[somber lark]

adopt me to feel better

[signal oasis]

qh1 qh4

[somber lark]

Ok what's your move there

[fleet dove]

final answer is ne5 or qb1

[azure pivot]

Anyone puzzle battle

[fluid ridge]

lol😂

[fleet dove]

I don't remember tuff

[willow owl]

Dam nasty fork. Did you lose?

[lilac fog]

Hi, this is my first ever message here 🙂

[somber lark]

Qb1 is correct!

[willow owl]

Hello

[fleet dove]

yea I thought so

[inland abyss]

Bye never return

[azure pivot]

Run bullet bro

[frosty badger]

I adopt everyone. I’m referred to as Daddy around here. I inspire people to make progress.

[fleet dove]

getting in e4 is super important

[inland abyss]

Waste of lifetime server

[lilac fog]

I've heard a lot of positive reviews about this server, so I decided to chat here.

[fleet dove]

you play catalan?

[somber lark]

oh hell no

[fleet dove]

lol

[willow owl]

I mean i would say its pretty good around here

[somber lark]

It's not that bad ig

[willow owl]

Enjoy your time chatting

[lilac fog]

Thank you

[fleet dove]

there's a new thinker's publishing book on the catalan coming out soon

It might already be out in europe

[inland abyss]

What a big liars

[fleet dove]

the modernized catalan

two part series looking forward to it

[somber lark]

nah my lines are goated

[fleet dove]

you play e4 right

[lilac fog]

I mean...my friends have tried it so why not I try it as well? lol

[fleet dove]

or is it reti stuff

[inland abyss]

Fake friends

[somber lark]

I'm learning it 💀

[frosty badger]

Reti is another way of saying I play like a girl.

[fleet dove]

if I may, I'd highly recommend Reimaging E4 by nrtrilis nikolaos

[lilac fog]

maybe

[somber lark]

my results are much better with that

[fleet dove]

has some really interesting suggestions

Nab1 svesh being one

nikolaos is becoming one of my favorite chess authors

dude is really imaginative

[somber lark]

blitz weapons 💀

[fleet dove]

oh hell nah

[lilac fog]

I play d4 not e4-

[somber lark]

It's goated trust

[mint adder]

gg rip me I'm tilting

[inland abyss]

Belgrade 🥶

[somber lark]

Don't call that a belgrade

[mint adder]

I'm gonna stop playing for a week or something

[fleet dove]

wait it recommends nd5 four knights against e5 right

[somber lark]

Yes 🥶

[inland abyss]

Nd5 then d4

[fleet dove]

that's kinda based

[inland abyss]

Belgrade with different order

[fleet dove]

I personally prefer the belgrad but still

[somber lark]

bro got scammed

[fleet dove]

beograd

[somber lark]

allows Nb4

[lilac fog]

I'm doing somewhat good today

[frosty badger]

Anyone wanna play the TOP G?

[fleet dove]

yes but who cares just don't face nb4

manifest it

[inland abyss]

Me

[fluid ridge]

is this a brilliant?

[somber lark]

It's not I cooked several titled players in it

[fluid ridge]

W

[mint adder]

no but I'm legit missing basic tactics

[fleet dove]

it's not based? why are you playing it then lol

[mint adder]

I hate tilts

tilts make me go insane for some reason

[fluid ridge]

do push ups

[mint adder]

holy bobby fischer

[hexed oracle]

i read that wrong 💀

[mint adder]

I literally can't do push ups

[fluid ridge]

what?

[mint adder]

there's a reason why I don't work out

[fleet dove]

ok it appears this dude recommends the moscow and qxd4 against the sicilian that's suspect

[lilac fog]

d5 you meant right?

[mint adder]

I literally can't do a single push up

[fluid ridge]

some sickness?

[fleet dove]

but for blitz sure ig

[mint adder]

I'm fat

[fluid ridge]

ye

[somber lark]

How does bro know

[fluid ridge]

why not fix?

[fleet dove]

im looking at the course rn lol

[mint adder]

i'm naturally shit at sports

[mint adder]

PT's 120$ an hour

[inland abyss]

Bro has all courses

[hexed oracle]

nah you are just a strongman

[fleet dove]

EXCHANGE FRENCH>??!?!??!?!?!?

[fluid ridge]

do it at home

[lilac fog]

no it's a blunder isn't Qxg2 checkmate or am I falling asleep as usual

[fleet dove]

yea this dude lost all credibility

[frosty badger]

Everytime I face the London system I do 1 push-up.

[mint adder]

I literally can't do push ups ok

no matter how much I try I don't have the strength to do it

[fleet dove]

I unironically have all chess books and courses 🙂

[fluid ridge]

@mint adder if you just go on a calorie deficit you will lose weight/fat

[somber lark]

skill issue, that line is my favorite

[mint adder]

yk people who want to work out they have to do the basics:

• run a mile
• do a push up
• do a pull up

I can't do any of those

[fluid ridge]

I also play it

[mint adder]

hah, last time I tried that, I went to the hospital

[fleet dove]

play nikoloas' recommendation 4.h3!!!

[somber lark]

along with 2. b3 🥶

[inland abyss]

Do you even have that 1898 the first opening book

[fluid ridge]

never a time to start like now

[gray star]

You can’t do 1?

[mint adder]

I gave up on losing weight

[fluid ridge]

what? how so?

[mint adder]

hell no I can't

[hexed oracle]

can you do knee push-ups ?

[mint adder]

I'm cooked already there's a reason why I dedicated myself to chess

[fleet dove]

perchance

[somber lark]

not at all

[fluid ridge]

knee push ups are a start, I had a friend who used to be able to do 0 push ups and now can do 40

[gray star]

Are you a girl? Then you won’t need to do any😭

[mint adder]

I had absolutely no energy whatsoever and fainted

[fluid ridge]

guy

[inland abyss]

Bro is Daniel narodistkys son 💀

[hexed oracle]

guy

[mint adder]

not even knee pushups

[gray star]

Cooked then

[fleet dove]

you don't need to, if you eat in a caloric deficeit and walk at least 5k steps a day you'll be fine

[mint adder]

no matter how much I try it's always wrong form wrong form

[gray star]

Joking there’s no time like the present

[fluid ridge]

crazy, and you were eating 2500 calories a day too right?

[mint adder]

I gave up already

[mint adder]

I don't track them

[fluid ridge]

it’ll improve your chess

[fleet dove]

I aspire the have the mental and physical catalogue he does

[kindred crypt]

Ahhh anyone loves this like me 🔥

[mint adder]

it's chess not chessboxing

I hung from a bar for two years still can't do a pull up

[lilac fog]

Classic smothered checkmate

[fleet dove]

2500 calories what LOL. assuming flan is vietnamese and therefore short that's like twice their recommended daily intake

[mint adder]

I've never finished a cardio, and not to mention all cardios have some forms of a push up in it

literally nothing is friendly to me

[lilac fog]

I don't think any 17-1800s fall for the smothered mates these days

[lone totem]

Where did bro go?

[mint adder]

can't even run a kilometer forget about running a mile 💀

[fluid ridge]

lmao, mb idk how tall they are

[mint adder]

5'10

[fluid ridge]

first refund in a long time!!

[fleet dove]

more like 2100-2200

[mint adder]

either way let's not recommend me doing any physical sports

[fluid ridge]

damnnn, as a Vietnamese?

[lone totem]

2100 elo tall

[mint adder]

because I literally can't do shit

[fluid ridge]

makes sense

[mint adder]

and I don't want to

[lilac fog]

I got the abuse report message twice in a row lol

[mint adder]

not all of us are short mate

[viral egret]

Maybe your opponent really had to poop

[fluid ridge]

I like walking, it’s a good way to lose weight while not putting too much stress on your body and it can be done with friends or headphones or wtv

[kindred crypt]

How many times have you done this? Lol

[lone totem]

Dont mind me being 5'4

[mint adder]

I can walk but no walking does not lose weight

[fluid ridge]

lol, i’m like 5’8😢

[fleet dove]

bro needs to grow up literally

[mint adder]

not even an ounce

[fluid ridge]

yes it does

[fleet dove]

what are you talking about

[mint adder]

to lose weight you just lose more calories than what you eat, aka starving yourself

[lilac fog]

I don't remember, I haven't done it in ages, higher-rated players don't do smothered mates as much

[fluid ridge]

it’s okay you’re a chess player

[mint adder]

and doing workouts helps you lose calories

[fleet dove]

guarantee if you walk 10k steps a day while eating as much as you do now you will slim down

[mint adder]

you either starve yourself aka calorie deficit or you do workouts and eat less, none of it gave me energy

and I'm already tired as shit man

I need to eat to get energy but eating makes me fat, what do you want me to do

[fluid ridge]

not starving yourself💀😂 even 100 calories less than what your body needs isn’t much, and if you walk you will lose more

[kindred crypt]

Haha thank you to show us that your ego is higher than your rate lol i think you should work on yourself, not chess 🙃

[fleet dove]

#💬〡chess-talk anyways

[fluid ridge]

fr, I had a W weak recently

[fleet dove]

who wants to play a 100 game match in a sveshnikov line 24 moves deep

[fleet dove]

16k is bonkers bro

what are you are construction worker

[lilac fog]

Maybe because of the 8-win rapid streak I had today

[fluid ridge]

lol😂 i’m on vacation so i’ve been walking a bunch, I have slimed down a ton, like 5-10 pounds

[lilac fog]

I generally don't have much ego

[fleet dove]

explains it

[inland abyss]

Me but I will play the alapin

[lone totem]

Chat why do i feel sleepy right before my tuitions what is this circadian rhythm

[fleet dove]

i've been bed rotting for like 2 weeks and my average step count is like 3k it's so bad

was about to go on a walk soon to fix that

[kindred crypt]

Haha you still continue! Oh God why i'm always right lol

[fluid ridge]

lmao, I like getting at least 10k a day

[mint adder]

sure 💀

[fleet dove]

10k is still quite a lofty goal

[past junco]

its pretty good tho

[fleet dove]

16k is insanely good

[mint adder]

people keep saying losing weight is easy smh, they like to say candied things

[fleet dove]

that's like 2 and half hours of non stop walking

[fleet dove]

it is tbh

[mint adder]

when in reality every influencer who did weight transformations all secretly took surgery to get fat off their bodies

[fluid ridge]

lmao

[fleet dove]

this is insane cope

[mint adder]

[fluid ridge]

start with 5k then

[lilac fog]

I just said that I don't do smothered mate because higher rated players don't fall for it

[mint adder]

What do you want me to do about that

[inland abyss]

Bro talks with pseudo scientist everday💀

[fluid ridge]

not true lol

[mint adder]

I hate outside anyways

why are we talking about this anyways 💀

[lilac fog]

Especially in Rapid...I don't play bullet on Chess.com, and I rarely play Blitz.

[fluid ridge]

personally I enjoy nature so I also enjoy walking

[fleet dove]

when im at uni and active 5k is like a minimum for me usually

[mint adder]

chess is my coping method aight it's how I avoid outside

[inland abyss]

Rapid is full of cheaters

[mint adder]

I only go outside when I'm forced to or it's a chess tournament

[past junco]

it always depends on a person's body typw

[fluid ridge]

makes sense, when i’m going to hs im usually at least getting 3-4k before getting home

[fleet dove]

rapid is full of cheaters because I lost like 4 in a row and dorpped below 2400

[lilac fog]

Chess.com is good at spotting cheaters tho

[fluid ridge]

or maybe 2-3k

[fleet dove]

when I gain my points back then there are in fact no cheaters and I am the cheater \

[inland abyss]

Yeah bro sometimes I have 8 lose streaks even tho I play 90 accuracy

No cap

[fluid ridge]

😂, my first refund in 3 months a few minutes ago

[lilac fog]

maybe they aren't cheaters-

[fleet dove]

tbf 3/4 of the games I lost were to titled players tho

[fleet dove]

I was making a joke

[fluid ridge]

2200+ rapid has way less cheaters now tho

[lilac fog]

I realized it after I sent the message, lol

[fleet dove]

happens

[kindred crypt]

In life, sometimes congratulating other people can also make you feel good, i just wanted to share a move that i did according to my rate, i don't think you need to compare it with others immediately🤷🏼‍♀️

[past junco]

idk u very well and its not my place to say things but it's better to go outside at least for a bit

[lone totem]

Is 2200 lichess bullet good

[fleet dove]

I'll show you cheats like you've never seen before 😈

[past junco]

a bit of air always makes a difference

[fleet dove]

no

[autumn field]

i

[lilac fog]

I haven't even checked, what's your rating?

[mint adder]

nah I hate outside

[fleet dove]

the alapin is for dorks

[kindred crypt]

50 lol

[mint adder]

I genuinely don't like going outside

[autumn field]

🫀

[lone totem]

So i need to grind to 2300 at least or 2400

[mint adder]

that's not me saying for the memes I genuinely don't like it

[autumn field]

1500

[fleet dove]

no bullet rating will ever be impressive to me

[lilac fog]

No like actually-

oh yeah that's definitely a cheater

[past junco]

ngl I figured u were saying it unironically but still even if u hate going out its nice to do it every once in a while

[hallow trail]

no one said that ever

[mint adder]

I went outside everyday for school

[autumn field]

diddy

[past junco]

it doesn't have to be every day but still

[mint adder]

my hate for school soon turned into my hate for outside

[inland abyss]

They say chesscom fixed it for the most part 😂

[mint adder]

because well you go outside you interact with humans and humans just take each other down

[fluid ridge]

I mean if queens were traded quickly here I wouldn’t think it’s a cheater

[mint adder]

and soon enough you hate going outside

[hallow trail]

I would like to have a word with them

[fluid ridge]

they did, you’re just bad, skill issue

[hallow trail]

But there is many cheaters in rapid

And i don't understand why i am not on the suspicious list

[inland abyss]

Mb

[light nimbus]

Im a blundering GM

[past junco]

ig we hated school for different reasons

[lilac fog]

No one can "stop" cheaters. You can only stop them after they play the games.

[fluid ridge]

exactly, i’ve had a few games where it’s like a 50 moves game and me and my opponent have 99.7 or 99.8 each, mainly bc it was just a simple game, especially if queens were traded early

[hallow trail]

but you do also have 96%

[fluid ridge]

lol it’s good, also what happened with jai?

[lilac fog]

probably using stockfish 1 (jk)

[hallow trail]

no but actually whats up with that

[fleet dove]

yea the dude I was playing against was bitching in the chat the whole time talking bout some "I just want to win a game I don't want to draw" when they play the spanish four knights 😐

[inland abyss]

He is just ragebaiting

[fluid ridge]

lmao😂

[hallow trail]

Titled players fail to even get to move 35 against stockfish why is he 96% against it

[lilac fog]

They probably played solidly

[inland abyss]

He first said my score against him apparently was 1-9 and now it's 2-8

[past junco]

again idk u very well and i dont wanna hurt u, I think it's not a really healthy coping mechanism in the end

[fluid ridge]

he told me 0-7

[hallow trail]

then why accuse him of cheating?

[wind bay]

឵឵

[mint adder]

yeah I know but I'm too adamant to change

[fluid ridge]

hmm

[mint adder]

that's kind of just me :/ rip me I guess

[lilac fog]

The best way to draw/beat cheaters is to play the hippo. But if you don't know that they're cheating after you played a certain opening, good luck 💀

[past junco]

still doing a bit of change is gonna make a big difference

[inland abyss]

That's not true I won a few games

[lilac fog]

I accused the person who got 98 accuracy, not the 96

[fluid ridge]

I mean if you don’t want to fix yourself nothing will change

[hallow trail]

Which makes no sense at all

[lilac fog]

I have to see the game by myself though

[fluid ridge]

lol, you saw what he said in moon club yeah?

[hallow trail]

96% accuracy is a crazy thing against a cheater

[inland abyss]

Nah I am not in the moon club

[fluid ridge]

you’re dumb