💬〡chess-talk

[vocal musk]

bro who damaged u

[pallid ice]

I only use it for history

[frosty badger]

I don’t use ChatGPT because I’m a man.

[jaunty nimbus]

I use it to swear at it

[ornate jewel]

"who hurt you"

[terse wagon]

@ornate jewel

He wants to sniff your underwear

[vocal musk]

prove it by connecting

[last oracle]

Me losing lost me friends, family who once respected me, close people of mine lost respect for me when I failed, so it's about winning and no damn losing, when I lose, I pick myself up, and when I win, I continue to do so, no matter what

[somber kindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9OFn_YnSzvA?si=iXTDKeug7fxPhjm7

[unreal steppe]

arrow1625

[ornate jewel]

mr. tate, I sincerely thank you for giving me your sigma alpha male advice

[patent patrol]

Please… please, I’m begging you. Just—just stop for a second. Look at me. Please. You have to hear this. You’ve got that fire, I see it, I swear I do. It’s burning in you like crazy, and it’s beautiful, man, it really is — but I’m scared. I’m so scared it’s gonna eat you alive.

You wanna be great? I know you do. I know how bad you want it. But this? This path you’re sprintin’ down like you’re tryin’ to outrun your own shadow? It’s killin’ you. You’re chasin’ it so hard, you don’t even see what you’re losin’. Please, please don’t do this to yourself.

Every legend — every king you look up to — they didn’t get there by breakin’ themselves in half. They lost. They fell. But they climbed back up with their heart still intact. And you? You’re ripping yours out just to get there faster, and I can’t watch that happen. I can’t watch you forget who you are.

Who are you trying to prove this to, huh? The world? Someone who walked away? Some ghost in your head? I don’t know. Maybe you don’t either. But this isn’t the way. This isn’t you.

And it kills me, man. It kills me to see you losing the joy. The love. The soul of it all. Chess isn’t just a fight — it’s art. It’s expression. It’s the one place where you got to be you. And now you’re treating it like it’s a cage, like it’s some test you have to pass to be worth something.

Please, I’m begging you — don’t let that fire turn to ash. Don’t forget why you picked up the pieces in the first place. That board in front of you? That’s not just a battleground. That’s your canvas. And you — you’re supposed to be an artist.

So please. Please. Just slow down. Breathe. Remember. Play like it matters. Play like it means something. Play like it’s love — because it was, and it still can be. Just don’t throw that away.”

[kindred crypt]

Okayy i'm gonna send u invite in game noww

[somber kindle]

Like chat gpt Can help anyways

[unreal steppe]

No, honey, you’re just confused.

[pallid ice]

Dawg can u actually stop?

[ornate jewel]

ok bro I gotta stop it now 💀😭

[frosty badger]

On the house

[nimble arch]

I use chatgpt

[ornate jewel]

LOL

[terse wagon]

You taught me sexism!!!

[nimble arch]

what conlusion can you draw from that

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-nevergoon-never-goon-orange-cat-gif-17686207109324907182

[unreal steppe]

send again

[ornate jewel]

"andrew tate put the G in GM" 🔥🧊 🗿what a sigma quote mr. tate

[kindred crypt]

oh hell nah, i come here and see this? gadaaam

[celest saffron]

Im Down to play a game

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/עילאי-ilay-illay-וויסמן-gif-8286408480149614186

[terse wagon]

Sacrifice was so good he stall 30 minutes from it

[whole eagle]

A.I 🤮

[patent patrol]

i asked it to rewrite the speech but beg the dude a lot also

[last oracle]

It started when I was criticized for my desire to win

[jaunty nimbus]

😭😭😭😭😭

[chrome wyvern]

henlo

[kindred crypt]

How many times should i send? Lol

[whole eagle]

How are you guys?

[ornate jewel]

😂

[last oracle]

The usuals

[somber kindle]

At least if we get drafted then we’ll be officers in the military

[ornate jewel]

I just said to make it more "dramatic and emotional"

[whole eagle]

Good to see you again.

[last oracle]

vise versa 🙂

[chrome wyvern]

im basck

[jaunty nimbus]

Im fine,just sacrificed my king

[whole eagle]

Hi basck.

[ornate jewel]

whats up basck, im sigma

[whole eagle]

........

[chrome wyvern]

...

[chrome wyvern]

ok bro

[ornate jewel]

lol 😭

[frosty badger]

I always say checkmate, I don’t wait for my opponent to just notice #assertdominance

[cloud steeple]

Jobava london is so goated

[terse wagon]

My food is so boring its been 3 hours and i havent finished it

[ornate jewel]

makes a random move and says "checkmate" brilliant move

[dense folio]

https://youtu.be/6wn3cNuQW1Q?si=DzW5zVQOsuIBkTtY

[terse wagon]

Its just plain rice with vegetables

[ornate jewel]

points gun to opponent Brilliant Move!

[proud tapir]

I'm curious, what would happen if black does Qd7?

[ornate jewel]

put like a sauce or smth to spice it up 🥵

[jaunty nimbus]

I did that when i was 100 and it worked actually 😭 (i was playing with one of my friends)

[ornate jewel]

but make sure to never put SOY sauce (I got this tip from andrew potate)

[dense folio]

Maybe Nxb5

[ornate jewel]

lol 😭

[frosty badger]

Chess teaches men to start the game with a firm handshake. It’s all in the wrist.

[proud tapir]

A lure, nice

[nimble arch]

I dont have hands

[kindred crypt]

Umm no

[ornate jewel]

use feet like a real woMAN 🗿

[simple socket]

Hi

[jaunty nimbus]

Or just stab your opponent for free wins

[chrome wyvern]

no wsays gauys it rel anrew trate

[jaunty nimbus]

(And maybe free money)

[ornate jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-black-kid-walking-walking-little-style-drip-gif-25314111

[chrome wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/35dollar-target-gift-card-keshav-nigoria-lore-turaco-gif-23638953

[jaunty nimbus]

(And free house from police)

[ornate jewel]

19 dolla fowtnite cawd

[terse wagon]

W game

[last oracle]

AND women, lets not exclude a gender

[ornate jewel]

when my eyes turn run, RED 🤬 😡

[feral void]

This is, without a doubt, one of the games ever played

[severe crystal]

Guys tell any best free source in chess.com to learn openings and endgames

[feral void]

That man is cosplaying Andrew Tate, I don't think you're gonna get through

[cloud steeple]

just watch youtube

[jaunty nimbus]

DONT FORGET THE T-REX

[feral void]

@severe crystal you on PC?

[severe crystal]

No in chess.com. I can simultaneously practice while learning it

[severe crystal]

Yeah

[feral void]

Check your DM in a sec

[cloud steeple]

I mean chess.com has lessons on openings

[nimble arch]

I identify as pixel

[kindred crypt]

You can check lichess btw, i've not got an acc there but a friend told me that there are many puzzles and lessons there for free

[severe crystal]

Yeah but who is best coach

[nimble arch]

the idea is you dont need chess.com

[feral void]

I sent you something

[last oracle]

wait what lol

[terse wagon]

Chat chat am I going to win a prized tournament

Against other 1800+

[feral void]

Google him

[last oracle]

I know who he is

[twilit dew]

Hi

[terse wagon]

Buggati

Buggati buggati

[twilit dew]

Send puzzles

[terse wagon]

Buggaaati

[last oracle]

what's this about

[nimble arch]

no

[nimble arch]

I cant solve it

[terse wagon]

HEY BUT I HAVE NEVER LOST A SINGLE RAPID MATCH (Well i only played around 4 games and they're all 30+0 😦 )

[nimble arch]

you asked, dont compain when I give you the answer you were asking for

[terse wagon]

ok low elo

[nimble arch]

doesnt change anything

[twilit dew]

A3 ofc

[terse wagon]

ok low elo

[nimble arch]

interesting, i was looking for a way to bait the black king into caslting so we can utilize the pin on f7 to capture the bishop

[pallid ice]

How much time should i spend analysing a game?

[slim gulch]

hey apro

[worldly tangle]

I just got 2 brilliants on a chess game and then proceeded to throw away the entire game

it was forced checkmate twice and i missed it and lost to checkmate

[wispy escarp]

back to 2k rating

[gray star]

Damn

[wispy escarp]

i teach chess

[gray star]

What’s your title?

[unique sphinx]

Hey, I keep getting stuck on queens gambit any counters I should try (I'm 650-800)

[pallid ice]

How much time should i be spending analysing a game/position

[wispy escarp]

depends on the game and on what you're looking for

[pallid ice]

Im trying to find the best moves and look for tactics in each position

[twilit dew]

Wcm, i def dont know who u r

[wispy escarp]

it depends on your capabilities then

[gray star]

Yuck how’d you get that title?

Okay I’m joking I’m sorry

[twilit dew]

💀

[somber lark]

How did I survive

[kindred crypt]

christmas lights?

[granite eagle]

really living up to your name here

[somber lark]

I tried this 💀

bro premoved that

and I somehow made a draw

[magic shard]

skibidi flagging tactiques

[somber lark]

It's 3+2

[last oracle]

We will never be able to fully grasp a position as well as a bot, just destroy ur opponent regardless using never ending attacks, attacks intimidate human players. Intimidation is what causes chess players to lose the most, chess is more then just making moves, it is about manipulating ur opponent

[somber lark]

no flagging for me

[feral void]

Meh @frosty badger was outsmarted by a pizza box anyway

[pallid ice]

We can it just takes more time? A bot literally just calculates very very far, but u can do the same it will just take a lot more time

[inland abyss]

How isn't this a draw just rg4+ rxf4 rxb4

[somber lark]

bro was still in prep

I was getting cooked out of the opening'

[inland abyss]

Ok kf2 💀

[pallid ice]

The king hides behind its rook maybe so u dont take the f pawn with check

[grizzled thicket]

what’s up my chess gangsters

[last oracle]

No, bots calculate millions of possibilities across every single position that was ever played in competitive chess as well as online play, our minds do not stretch that far

[inland abyss]

That should be draw because you have mate threats

[gray star]

3+2 is such a dead time control

[grizzled thicket]

mines does, hence why i can beat stockfish 17

[somber lark]

bro found this 😭

[pallid ice]

U r too slow with the mate no?

[somber lark]

I didn't know that im playing rated

realized after seeing -1

[last oracle]

Can you beat it consistently?

[severe crystal]

then why I can beat Martin bot , am I better than a bot ?

[grizzled thicket]

Yep.

[frosty badger]

There is a reason why the Queen is perceived as the most powerful piece on the board, but she always stands next to her man keeping her in check.

[slim gulch]

why are you chronically online

[inland abyss]

Probaly but enough to hold on blitz bro

[grizzled thicket]

My mind stretches across 10B positions per second due to my absolute geniusness

[pallid ice]

It is millions but r u saying a human cant look at millions of positions in his whole lifetime?

[somber lark]

cuz im a skibidi

[last oracle]

No, I am talking about stockfish and the high powered engines, I said "a bot", referencing the strongest bots

[pallid ice]

Thats enough time i think

[pulsar frost]

anyone down to play some rapid? Im a 550 looking for tips to improve

[grizzled thicket]

and my extensive ADHD superchargers my chess skills so i can beat StockFish 17. its really not that hard, yall just suck.

[pallid ice]

White takes ur b pawn with check if u took the f pawn with rook

[inland abyss]

Can you beat stockfish 17.1 tho

[feral void]

Don't lie, you simp to that lady

[severe crystal]

okay

[pallid ice]

And then comes back and pushes two pawns

[grizzled thicket]

mmmm…

probably. i’ll eat that little fish

[inland abyss]

Yeah objectively it's lost bro but I would swindle trust

[somber lark]

Some of these IMs are really underated

[slim gulch]

Goon

[last oracle]

I don't know if that is possible or not, but I do know that our minds cannot grasp any situation on a chess board better then a high powered engine because it knows the end of the game the moment we make a move, depending on the moves we make, but the only way we can beat it consistently is using an AI to help us beat it ourselves

[pallid ice]

They have 10s i dont think u can do it especially with the +2 increment

Its dead lost

[inland abyss]

Bro titled players are slow af

[gray star]

Making this account just to join the chesscom server😭

[somber lark]

fr

[inland abyss]

Watch titled Tuesday

Levy was winning against naro and got flagged 😂

[copper root]

Chess

[gray star]

Nah they’re “slow” cos they know they have increment

[pallid ice]

Not like i get to play against them 😭

[gray star]

Without increment they’re all super fast

[inland abyss]

"all"

[slim gulch]

lmao

[pallid ice]

Yea ik some r slow

[slim gulch]

l bozo

[pallid ice]

But levy is a special case

[gray star]

Most 2800+ are fast

[terse wagon]

H-hey cutie pie... Giggles shyly

[copper root]

[pulsar frost]

rapid anyone?

[inland abyss]

He just thinks everyone in his stream is a 1000at best 😂

[gray star]

They ain’t slow though they just know they don’t need to rush cos they have increment

[last oracle]

what's ur rating?

[slim gulch]

it's just greenflower who's fast

[slim gulch]

that's his target audience

[pallid ice]

Most of them r tbh but yea ik its not very true

[pulsar frost]

im only 550 but I am glad to take some help

[chrome wyvern]

me and my opponent did good this game!

[inland abyss]

Why do I watch him yap then 😔

[pallid ice]

Cuz he clickbaits u

[somber lark]

lmao

nemo

[inland abyss]

Slow

[terse wagon]

Ask for her phone number

[somber lark]

she is fast

[somber lark]

she is mid

[last oracle]

Is this like a dating gc now?

[terse wagon]

Ur not fast enough if u haven't asked for their number

I fought like 5 girls today randomly

Best day of my life

[inland abyss]

It is when the degens come in

[last oracle]

LOL

[chrome wyvern]

[somber lark]

imagine dating a chess player

[last oracle]

I once did

[pulsar frost]

@last oracle no go?

[terse wagon]

I would because they love mating

[pallid ice]

Bro dated himself

[last oracle]

u ready?

[terse wagon]

and they love checking

[slim gulch]

wanna e date

[pulsar frost]

ye

[somber lark]

no

[terse wagon]

they also love to fork me

[last oracle]

my user is KAWarrior

[pallid ice]

Pin me down

[inland abyss]

He is a minor yk

[slim gulch]

Me too

[last oracle]

The hell lol

[ornate jewel]

blud finna get mated on the back rank ☠️

[chrome wyvern]

guys i only got 2 mistakes that is not bad!

[inland abyss]

Doesn't change

[terse wagon]

I want them to pin me everywhere

[ornate jewel]

same

[pulsar frost]

@last oracle I sent

[ornate jewel]

I love miners

[frozen dew]

is that 37 blunders ?

[ornate jewel]

pin my bishop and eat it

[pallid ice]

And then we exchange and simplify the position than get to mating

[chrome wyvern]

no its 37 red brilliants

[severe crystal]

only this reason is enough to not date them

[chrome wyvern]

like Steve?

[hybrid pewter]

How.. how the actually HELL DID YOUR OP GET 37 BLUNDERS 💀💀

[terse wagon]

What happens when you post your opinion on chess reddit

[chrome wyvern]

ITS 37 RED BRILLANTS🤬

[slim gulch]

are you jealous

[tired kiln]

Martin is a GM compared to this

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1842 (1873 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2007 peak)
Bullet: 2012 (2036 peak)

[hybrid pewter]

SMMHHHHHH

[hybrid pewter]

I'm definitely stealing this tho

[chrome wyvern]

lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> spell_i-cup

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1561 (1664 peak)
Blitz: 1379 (1828 peak)
Bullet: 1293 (1653 peak)

[ornate jewel]

I see you pee

[pallid ice]

I am very creative

[kindred crypt]

I see you pee

[chrome wyvern]

me too

[ornate jewel]

bro wtf is that pfp 😭☠️

[zenith patio]

I see a glock in my hands

[last oracle]

"pee"??? what XD

[pallid ice]

Whats wrong with it?

[ornate jewel]

"doping"

[chrome wyvern]

i dont get it

[pallid ice]

If u play full on theory u get 100%

[pallid ice]

Its from a game i played as a kid

[storm ivy]

😭

[pallid ice]

I mean technically im still a kid but now much older

[tired kiln]

Trollface Quest right?

[terse wagon]

Hey cutie... Winks and giggles shyly

[zenith patio]

Bro got cooked

[ember forum]

💀

[granite eagle]

i just got a new highest win, highest elo, and highest game rating record in the same game, and ive gained 100 elo in the past month

[slim gulch]

hey

[ember forum]

supp

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> whenthez

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 147 (394 peak)
Blitz: 343

[zenith patio]

ts cold

[kindred crypt]

I can't sleep:(

[ember forum]

play bullet it's good for new players trust

[tired kiln]

im 1164 (i recovered from a tilt of 1100 to 1000) rating in Blitz, its good?

[chrome wyvern]

i am number 147 in the world

[terse wagon]

"I can fix her"

[kindred crypt]

What??

[granite eagle]

yeah 👍

[zenith patio]

we deadass rn

[hollow rapids]

waddup dudes

[frosty badger]

How to be a G over the board (in a tournament)

1. Arrive late. Never wait sitting down for permission to move. You start when you want to, it’s a power move.

2. Never write your opponent’s name on the scoresheet without asking who they are. This implies they’re a nobody to you and that they must earn your respect. This will likely translate to them trying harder and burning more time.

3. A firm handshake. Assert dominance, show them you’re here to play and most importantly you’re here to win.

4. When not your move stare down your opponent all game. Intimidating them in a psychological game is the way to go. This speaks for itself.

5. Never adjust your pieces, your opponent may have pet peeves, this will infuriate them and favour you.

6. Take the hill. Never slouch, your opponent can sense fear. Sit up straight, hands on the table. It’s about presence.

7. Never resign, the king is a weapon.

[terse wagon]

• Chatgpt

[granite eagle]

take notes guys

[chrome wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1390065587769573517/5oAS5JGp.gif

[kindred crypt]

no brilliant? L

[zenith patio]

uh what if I don't play tourneys

[somber lark]

I'm so lucky 😭

[kindred crypt]

Hey that's ur pfp

[chrome wyvern]

ik

[zenith patio]

NAH😭

[somber lark]

chat how to play bullet better

[zenith patio]

fast, faster,fastest

[chrome wyvern]

this isnt the same game btw

[patent patrol]

H4

[somber lark]

I'm slow asf

[kindred crypt]

inkre duh bul

[patent patrol]

Try to keep a running tempo while playing bullet games that’s what i do

[granite eagle]

turn your brain completely off and the muscle memory will do the rest

[patent patrol]

Expect a move and yeah let muscle memory do it kinda

[chrome wyvern]

1. c3, e5 2. Qc2, d5 3. Qxh7

[patent patrol]

Each move around 1-2s without a stop is what i aim for

[trail ermine]

Hi guys, do you know when the 50% promotion ends?

[terse wagon]

1 second chess

[tired kiln]

em what?

[terse wagon]

Super HyperBullet

[tired kiln]

i mean, if wasnt a brilliant, why isnt a mistake/blunder

[terse wagon]

Stockfish thinks its not that bad

[granite eagle]

cuz black can easily defend

[terse wagon]

Stockfish said u could do better

[tired kiln]

well, couldve worse

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[inland abyss]

I am luckier

[somber lark]

Oh yeah my strategy with playing with a W player worked

[terse wagon]

I read that replacing L with F

[inland abyss]

Who

[terse wagon]

[chrome wyvern]

i sure did

[somber lark]

bro couldn't convert this 💔

[chrome wyvern]

chat how to play rapid better? (give me bad advice)

[proven wave]

What is your rating? 🙂

[granite eagle]

premove scholars mate

[terse wagon]

Play 30+0

10+0 is false rapid

[chrome wyvern]

100

[terse wagon]

10+0 is just blitz but u can think longer

[proven wave]

Wait. Bad advice?

[somber lark]

let me farm you

[full cobalt]

make moves as fast as possible so you dont flag

[main otter]

always premove

[main otter]

yoo i love penguins

[somber lark]

Why is the pool so dead

[proven wave]

Hi Zigzag

[somber lark]

I'm getting paired with the same people over and over again

[somber lark]

Hi there

[dull blaze]

thats what im saying

chesscom pool fell off so hard

i thought we had 100 million members or something

[chrome wyvern]

guys give me even more bad advice (i want to lose)

[granite eagle]

premove pawn moves and never move pieces

[main otter]

play chess while driving

[chrome wyvern]

what if i dont hav lisense?

[main otter]

who cares

just the adrenaline is gonna make u crazy good

[storm ivy]

Awww man

Almost 😭

[chrome wyvern]

why cant i send vidoes???

[inland abyss]

Bro I am so close to 2200 all tc no cap

[main otter]

bro what bot is this

[storm ivy]

Mechachesszilla 2950

[main otter]

is it new? lemme check

thats rly cool

imma play it

[storm ivy]

I think it cool if I'm beat that soooo

[main otter]

"im beat that"? u mean u beat it? im confused

[chrome wyvern]

spell icup

[storm ivy]

No I mean
I wanna beat this bot cus its cool🥲

[main otter]

ohh

[storm ivy]

Buttttttttt

[main otter]

yeah its pretty cool

[main otter]

BRO

oops

[terse wagon]

When is someone going to make a chess extension where you can draw arrows on android 💔

[main otter]

fax

[storm ivy]

Reach 90% accuracy with the help of my friends but still a lose🥲

[main otter]

lol

[azure pivot]

🥶

[inland abyss]

I am just close

[chrome wyvern]

guys i got my first blue blunder😭

[azure pivot]

Only need 3 bullet and rapid games

[inland abyss]

And only 9 blitz smh

[storm ivy]

Congrat🥀(I cant find the🥰)

[azure pivot]

[main otter]

NOO

[azure pivot]

A good sesh ig

[feral void]

Doesn't look like a blunder

[inland abyss]

Blitz pool is too locked in

[main otter]

what ur elo

[tired kiln]

''Never give up''

[storm ivy]

1200 - 1800

I have 2 accounts

[main otter]

huh?

u mean one is 1200 and one is 1800?

[storm ivy]

Yes

[chrome wyvern]

this bot is a CHEATER!?!??!?

[main otter]

bruh

why is one at 1200 😭

[storm ivy]

Only plus 8 per win😭

[main otter]

lol

[storm ivy]

and I'm lazy

[main otter]

fr

any tips?

[terse wagon]

Going to win countless bullets with this board

[main otter]

bc im kinda mid

[storm ivy]

Play the pirramid opening🐧

[chrome wyvern]

DUDE ITCHEATED AGAIN

[main otter]

i gtg thanks fpr talking

[chrome wyvern]

guys how to get blue blunders?

[storm ivy]

🐦‍🔥

[muted adder]

bro played like a 1050 😭

[somber lark]

Am I cooked 😭

[storm ivy]

He is actually 1050 elos😭

[muted adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348090814865346600/1388184658558062652/download.gif

[somber lark]

6.5 3.5 against a 2700 hmm

[somber lark]

Farm CatAteMcD, free rating

Does anyone want to play 10+0.1

[chrome wyvern]

guys how do i get brilliant moves? (wrong answers only)

[somber lark]

ah missed a 10s challenge damn

[storm ivy]

Play bg1 😘

[chrome wyvern]

why that emoji😭

[storm ivy]

I can't find the🥰

[somber lark]

bro sent a friend request to farm me later 💀

[storm ivy]

Is it a brilliant move🙃?

[chrome wyvern]

any other ways to get brillant moves (wrong answers only)

[somber lark]

Obviously

[storm ivy]

Nice!!!!!

I got one too

[ember forum]

:3

[somber lark]

chat find a 2800 who's willing to play, I don't want to tilt

[chrome wyvern]

i said wrong answers only

[ember forum]

@storm ivy !!!!

:3

[storm ivy]

???

:3

[ember forum]

:3

[storm ivy]

:3

[ember forum]

enough spam twin

[chrome wyvern]

how to get 1000 elo? (wrong answers only)

[somber lark]

nice

[chrome wyvern]

ur opponent was 100 elo??

[somber lark]

why not

That was painful

[past junco]

mans gotta win somehow

[somber lark]

No I just want to be on a balance

adopting 100s is peak

I hung M1 against one today, he didn't see it 😭

[past junco]

u didnt blunder if he didnt see it then

[somber lark]

Huh

[kindred crypt]

Oh wow

[somber lark]

blunder doesn't work that way

[past junco]

i was joking

[frosty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-andrew-tate-walk-top-g-top-g-walk-savage-gif-26857321

[past junco]

arent u supposed to be in court rn?

[frosty badger]

Have to be careful I’m under investigation.

[chrome wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[somber lark]

ez flag 🥶

I gave too many checks

[chrome wyvern]

@somber lark has my advice worked?

[storm ivy]

🤔 I just realise that playing with bot get a higher elo point

[somber lark]

I play with same players usually

doesn't work

[chrome wyvern]

ok

[sudden coral]

:D

im still 950 rapid

[somber lark]

bot's ratings are inflated

[terse wagon]

WHAT IS THIS GRAPH LMAO

[kindred crypt]

Yeah
The bots ratings are not correct 😭🙏

[terse wagon]

I MADE A BIGASS PLAIN MOUNTAIN

I MADE A HILL

[chrome wyvern]

i cant believe i pulled off THIS against the Magnus bot

[raven sinew]

@somber lark @inland abyss I did so much prep i forgot how to play chess

[storm ivy]

Yes😭 look at this

[distant spade]

I'm 1 elo how do knights move

[storm ivy]

It should rank me 1950

But holy shet 2700

[terse wagon]

99% of my games are bullet and blitx

[worldly scroll]

in a W shape

[kindred crypt]

Dang...
I can beat 1500 of elo bots as a person of 500-1000

[distant spade]

Thank you

[worldly scroll]

since that's what you are ❤️

[terse wagon]

Watch me beat this kid

[worldly scroll]

uh some random 1700 did a troll opening on me so i took his soul

[chrome wyvern]

am i the only one who had played The Wrongcloud?

[fluid crow]

I swear chess.com and the new review is hella glaze I miss the good old days when the only feedback it gave was how many blunders you had

[distant spade]

so i moved the knight in a w shape and my opponent said that i should learn how the pieces move

You lie

[worldly scroll]

LMAO

[storm ivy]

Revenge for me🐦‍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[kindred crypt]

Wait, kinghts can move ?
My all life have been a lie

[distant spade]

Yes

[storm ivy]

🤔 I almost beat mitten when I was 870

[distant spade]

You lied to me pinocchio

[storm ivy]

In the opening ofc

[chrome wyvern]

chat has any of you played the Wrongcloud (its a real opening)

[kindred crypt]

Can you beat Martin ?
Really difficult thought

[storm ivy]

Hell no

I ain't beat a 5000 elos bot

Too much😭

[kindred crypt]

Even Magnus cant beat that guy

[distant spade]

There's an opening called the "king fianchettoed opening" right

Where the king's on g2

[chrome wyvern]

what

[worldly scroll]

my nose doesn't get longer, my dih does

[chrome wyvern]

the Wrongcloud is 1. f3, e5 2.Kf2

[distant spade]

How do you walk

[distant spade]

I'm talking about another opening

[chrome wyvern]

ok

[distant spade]

It exists right

[chrome wyvern]

idk

[distant spade]

let me search it up

It exists

[somber lark]

so real

[somber lark]

e3 d4 c3 next

playable in bullet

[distant pelican]

[somber lark]

Why are you playing bullet at 1600 😭

[zealous marsh]

You can scholar's mate it dude

[cosmic robin]

1.d3

guys should i just play 1.d3 until 2300

[distant pelican]

Are there strong lines you formed using it?

[somber lark]

What is your setup after 1.d3

[cosmic robin]

genuinely no theory exists for 1.d3

it's more "wtf do i do now"

[somber lark]

It transposes

[raven sinew]

https://lichess.org/study/MidOjxKt
https://lichess.org/study/E2LZi8OL
https://lichess.org/study/OTTGq3DX
https://lichess.org/study/RwxBmC33

[cosmic robin]

i won't be bothered to 1md3 theory unless i have to kock in

[raven sinew]

Full bonglord rep

Youre welcome

[somber lark]

W

[raven sinew]

Should get me to 2600 once I remember how to play chess

Idk when that'll happen tho

[somber lark]

What are your thoughts on this

[raven sinew]

Its fine

[worldly scroll]

vroo i'm 1600 but i almost lost to an 800 😭

i'm trying to get to 2k elo with 100% winrate

is that possible

[pallid ice]

Maybe

[somber lark]

It scores better no?

[raven sinew]

Theres a section on it in the James rizzitano book that got me started on the najdorf. Obviously I dont play it so I dont think its the best but id probably play it over the mainline

[pallid ice]

But very hard ofc

[somber lark]

blacks winrate is just better bro

[honest tapir]

Hi

[raven sinew]

I didnt say its bad bro

[somber lark]

after f4

[kindred crypt]

Hai

[raven sinew]

I would play it over the mainline I mean idk what else you want

Its fine

[pallid ice]

So much theory in the sicilian

[honest tapir]

How can I make a new account without getting my old elo on it I want to make a fresh start and delete my old account

[somber lark]

Isn't it easier than that h6 g5 thing

[cosmic robin]

kings indian: sings with deep lonley voice
grunfeld: UwU.. sings with cute kawaii voice

both: nemurenai todomerai todoi merai

[raven sinew]

No the h6 g5 thing is extremely easy to play

[kindred crypt]

If you create a new account you will start with a new elo again

[raven sinew]

White makes a draw or loses or enters an endgame where black is comfortable

[pallid ice]

Grunfeld>kid

[worldly scroll]

guys

[honest tapir]

I started with 400 ...

[kindred crypt]

Yeah, thats where everyone starts

[worldly scroll]

what was that website that used your chess.com rating and changed it to fide, and it had a lot more things?

[honest tapir]

Wasn't it 100 bruh

They changed it????

[pallid ice]

No it asks ur level

[worldly scroll]

no, it depends on what you choose

[kindred crypt]

No...
100 is the minimum you can get

[pallid ice]

I think

[kindred crypt]

Wdym

[honest tapir]

How do I get it

[kindred crypt]

By losing all the matches you play

[worldly scroll]

i started at 1200 on accident, went to 300 on everything and just won basically every game since then

[honest tapir]

When I click beginner it give me 400

[worldly scroll]

there's also "i'm new to ches"

[pallid ice]

U can start from 1600 too i think if u say u r advanced already

[honest tapir]

Lemme go see

[pallid ice]

When u create an account it asks for ur level

[kindred crypt]

Oh...
Didnt know that tbh
Thats why some people have 1600 of elo with 0 matches 😭

[worldly scroll]

GUYS what's that website that was basically a fide rating estimator?

it was like chessmastery or something

i forgot, can anybody tell me

[honest tapir]

Or should I just lose games?

[pallid ice]

I think 1600 is the highest u can chose

[grand salmon]

Just lost 2 games in which I had a significant advantage 🙂🙂🙂

[worldly scroll]

BROOOOO JUST TELL ME

[cosmic robin]

nkamura vs wally west chess

[kindred crypt]

I saw one time someone with 0 matches that was 2000 of elo

[cosmic robin]

nakamura 1-0 iq

sybau

[woeful cloud]

[somber lark]

<@&745328830649991179>

thanks

[pallid ice]

Then maybe u can chose that too but i believe there are 400 elo differences between each level and 300 for the beginner and new to chess (100 elo and 400 elo)

[worldly scroll]

this is a chess.com server

[somber lark]

@raven sinew where and when is your next classical tournament

free fide rating 🥶

[pallid ice]

Nakamura vs sour grape robin chess

[worldly scroll]

bro tell me, what's that server that basically guessed your fide rating PLSPLSPLS it aws called chess mastery i think

tell me now it's urgent

[cosmic robin]

nakamura speed biq iq ap hax experience strength 7-0

[pallid ice]

Search it up

[cosmic robin]

tiuch me midas make me part of ur desagn 😝😝😝

[worldly scroll]

there's nothing there

[chrome wyvern]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/324157952?tab=analysis

[worldly scroll]

i'm gonna touch you alright

[frosty peak]

WhenTheZ (115) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[pallid ice]

What is speed in a turn based game

[cosmic robin]

not before i do 😝😝😝

[cosmic robin]

in physical fight

[pallid ice]

There is 100% a reddit thread abt this

[somber lark]

your colle prep is incomplete

[raven sinew]

Yeah I mean you cant 100% prep against the colle cause white can play 10 different moves each turn

Colle is annoying cause there is literally no way to make it fun

[worldly scroll]

lichess is better than chess.com

is what i would say if i was crazy

not risking that chess.com ban ykyk

[pallid ice]

Yes if u dont have premium if u do then its a bit more close

[hybrid pewter]

I personally like superhardalgebraproblems.com

[young swan]

No the best site is coolmathgames.com chess

[somber lark]

Why do you like your knight to be on b6 in najdorf

[hybrid pewter]

Or justdoinghomework.com

[raven sinew]

Only in the f3 qb6 lines for the most part

[hybrid pewter]

Real

[worldly scroll]

that got blocked on my school computer in 3 minutes, i'm not kidding. i was in the middle of a chess game then it just said it got blocked

[hybrid pewter]

justdoinghomework.com

[dry nexus]

Never playing 3 | 2 again, I just won with 5 seconds left on the clock.

[worldly scroll]

all of those chess websites got banned at around the same time 😭

[hybrid pewter]

Dang 😭

[raven sinew]

Controls d5 as well as a5. Its just the best square in those positions

[worldly scroll]

lichess didn't get blocked for like 2 months, then it got blocked after people hosted an online tournament in class.

[dry nexus]

Wait why?

[hybrid pewter]

Lol

[worldly scroll]

idk teachers think it's off task

[raven sinew]

In the event of g4 you often play nfd7 so you have to go nbd7-nb6 so that you can play nfd7

[dry nexus]

OH in school, my school has chess.com unblocked

[honest tapir]

Someone help

[dry nexus]

We just can’t log in

[honest tapir]

I won 123 elo in one game

[raven sinew]

So its about controlling d5 and a5 while allowing the nfd7 retreat @somber lark

[honest tapir]

How

[raven sinew]

And from d7 that knight controls c5 and whatnot

[somber lark]

what that knight controls on b6

[chrome wyvern]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/145745970519?tab=review

[frosty peak]

WhenTheZ (186) vs. al0toF3r00RZ (100)

Move List

1. d4 [g6] 2. Nf3 Bg7 3. Nc3 Nh6 4. e4 O-O 5. g4 e6 6. g5 f6 7. gxh6 Bxh6 8. Bxh6 Rf7 9. e5 fxe5 10. dxe5 Rf5 11. Ng5 Rxe5+ 12. Nce4 d5 13. Qf3 Rf5 14. Qc3 Qe7 15. O-O-O dxe4 16. Rd8+ Qxd8 17. Qg7# 

[worldly scroll]

so lucky, i just use a proxy and it takes 5 seconds to register a move so i can't play bullet

[pallid ice]

Where do u develop ur bishops in the najdorf?

[raven sinew]

The knight on b6 controls d5 and sometimes you can also play na5

[simple lark]

almost 2500 mf

[raven sinew]

Depends

[honest tapir]

Guys I won 123 elo in one game HOW THE dayum pls someone explain

[simple lark]

new account

[pallid ice]

The more u play the less ur rating will change with each match

[honest tapir]

Yes

[honest tapir]

Oh ok

[chrome wyvern]

hi chat im back now

[pallid ice]

Chat is dead tho

[chrome wyvern]

bye

[worldly scroll]

broo y'all know the lichess noobs that are rated 900?

[pallid ice]

?

[terse wagon]

Italian Game is the best opening

[worldly scroll]

like they're equivalent to 100 elo chess

[worldly scroll]

that's the website i wanted, what is it called again

[pallid ice]

Its just very easy

[worldly scroll]

I NEED THIS WEBSITE NOW, I'VE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG

[somber lark]

why

[terse wagon]

R34 chess

[pallid ice]

There r 100 elo ppl on cc as well

[worldly scroll]

i meant 900 lichess is 100 cc

[somber lark]

OMG Why did I play 1+1, I hung this and lost

[worldly scroll]

pls tell me the website i've been searching for so longg

[simple lark]

blocked + differences rating

[pallid ice]

This is not based on sites, yes lichess is a bit elo inflated but both have bad and good players, and the higher u go the less inflated it is

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aidanlow

This is the Chess.com profile of aidanlow. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2010 (peak)
Blitz: 2497 (2498 peak)
Bullet: 2525 (2676 peak)

[terse wagon]

Its r34 chess

[somber lark]

He didn't block me

[hybrid pewter]

I gotchu gng I tested all of these just now
schoolschoolschool.com works
pleasedontblockchess.com works
c4355.com works
chezz.xyz works
plansformyfuture.com works
schoolnetworkadminsarethebest.com works

[somber lark]

and that is also not a thing

[worldly scroll]

brochacho that's legit just corn

[simple lark]

maybe his rating set to -25

[nimble arch]

Chessmonior

[worldly scroll]

thank you :3 uwu

[somber lark]

Why did I get paired with him in the first place?

[nimble arch]

Thats not helping you

[terse wagon]

Chessmoaner

[simple lark]

<@&745328830649991179> 18+ content

[terse wagon]

Grown man snitching

[raven sinew]

Nerd

[terse wagon]

No wonder people dislike him

[simple lark]

[pallid ice]

I mean

[hybrid pewter]

What's r34?

[simple lark]

Idk maybe he found you in challenge list

[pallid ice]

Rules r rules

[simple lark]

anime ahh 18 shit

[worldly scroll]

"if it exists there is explicit content of it"

[hybrid pewter]

Oh hell nah 💀

[worldly scroll]

or some shi like that

[somber lark]

I found him there

[raven sinew]

@somber lark do you have any better anti colle suggestions? I mean i know my prep is incomplete but like what specifically did you notice is missing

[simple lark]

I also can't send challenge idk why 💀

[somber lark]

I don't study theory bro 😭

no idea

[raven sinew]

Then how'd you know my colle is incomplete

[pallid ice]

What is the colle?

[somber lark]

finished after 4 moves literally 💀

[raven sinew]

Gayest opening of all time

[terse wagon]

<@&745328830649991179> modsss hes being rude to members

Gg revenge

[somber lark]

past doesn't count

[pallid ice]

Whats the line? Gayer than london?

[cosmic shore]

Amen

[hybrid pewter]

Leave them poor mods alone 😭

[raven sinew]

Assuming you mean the bd3 c4 be2 b5 line thats cause its really rare and black just plays normal moves

[raven sinew]

Yes gayer than London

[simple lark]

11 day ago 💀

[worldly scroll]

apparently chess monitor thinks i'm supposed to be rated 1700 blitz fide LMAO

[terse wagon]

So what i doubt the mods care

[hybrid pewter]

Probably not but it's annoying when you get pinged for dumb shit

[terse wagon]

If ur not punished for it yet ur can still be punished heheheheeheh

[simple lark]

Mod was chatting with me in that message so they don't care about that and that is a joke LOL 💀

[worldly scroll]

i just gooned onto a miner

[terse wagon]

I got muted for calling someone noob

[simple lark]

Penguins get hated from yesterday to today LOL

[hybrid pewter]

Wtf

[whole eagle]

When and this server?

[terse wagon]

Mods are random

[somber lark]

noob

[simple lark]

how i am 2196 fide on monitor

[simple lark]

you are noob

[terse wagon]

I forgot when but its this server

[hybrid pewter]

ZigZag has too much aura to get muted

[somber lark]

Ok

[hybrid pewter]

I'm like 99.999% sure

[whole eagle]

Did someone mention server mods or just out of nowhere?

[simple lark]

No mods mute someone for saying noob 💀

[worldly scroll]

yo does anyone know ziad 95

[crude solstice]

What's this

[terse wagon]

I forgot

[crude solstice]

An app or diamond perk or some

[cosmic robin]

1.d3

[whole eagle]

Well welcome back.

[simple lark]

chess monitor

[terse wagon]

I remember a bit now they did ping mode

[cosmic robin]

your turn

[simple lark]

💀 If noob is against the rule then what is this

[terse wagon]

I bypassed many times here and didnt get banned
The mods are lazy

[hybrid pewter]

Not my dumbahh going abcd to see where d3 was 😭

[terse wagon]

Aidan u saw me bypass urself and i did not get muted

[versed jasper]

Chess board tastes better than cockroach

[somber lark]

They can't mute someone for saying noob 😭

[simple lark]

Bypass what like ban evading or ?

[simple lark]

yea

[terse wagon]

Bypass word

[vocal musk]

Connect your account

[somber lark]

getting a penguin pet when

[terse wagon]

When I moved to Antarctica

[cosmic robin]

SIGMA comeback: i poop pants

[hybrid pewter]

e5

[hoary delta]

anyone need a training partner for 2000+ blitz/rapid? 👀

[hybrid pewter]

[vocal musk]

Type /connect

[valid zodiac]

BOYS I HAVE MADE IT IN LIFE \

[somber lark]

bro whaht everyone is sleeping

[analog rose]

W W WW

[valid zodiac]

ty ty

[somber lark]

I would be there if I play right now 🥶

[cosmic robin]

2139 scary

[raven sinew]

Wow I wonder if ive ever been on there

[cosmic robin]

im omly 1600

[worldly scroll]

i'm just the best chess player alive, not a single loss 💪

[hybrid pewter]

Same 🔥🔥🔥

[cosmic robin]

B6'7. get mustarded

[somber lark]

there were 4 guys saying gg after my game ended 💀

[valid zodiac]

w

[pale pollen]

gg

[terse wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-typing-interesting-chess-gif-3546551764425277288

[raven sinew]

Damn I wonder how often people are spectating my games

[somber lark]

😭

[worldly scroll]

...

[hybrid pewter]

Wtf move is that?? That ain't even a move

[analog rose]

"the procedure.."

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[terse wagon]

"Blocked and... Reported."

[pallid ice]

https://tenor.com/view/kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-vlad-chess-champion-gif-25393638

[analog rose]

lmfao

[worldly scroll]

i should become famous by becoming a president then showing that i'm actually a secret chess grandmaster

[simple lark]

that man is handsome

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aidanlow

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2010 (peak)
Blitz: 2505 (peak)
Bullet: 2525 (2676 peak)

[patent patrol]

Such foul language.

[somber lark]

Why are you playing black as the white side

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> spell_i-cup

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1561 (1664 peak)
Blitz: 1379 (1828 peak)
Bullet: 1293 (1653 peak)

[kindred crypt]

he accepts all stoopid

[hybrid pewter]

Damn didn't know bro could say that

[errant crescent]

"oh a free pawn"

[severe dock]

ur profile sucks lil bro, stop spamming it

[worldly scroll]

i lose a lot more in unrated than rated LMAO

i have double the winrate in rated

[kindred crypt]

“gaffe”

[simple lark]

Alright bro

[azure pivot]

[errant crescent]

blunder in french

[hybrid pewter]

Please tell me you saw it 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[kindred crypt]

yeah ik

[pale pollen]

french

[cosmic robin]

toller zug

[simple lark]

Never spammed my profile tho

[errant crescent]

bro i'm 1800 ofc i see it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> b6_otp

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2215 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 2188 (2209 peak)
Bullet: 2358 (2350 peak)

[errant crescent]

fide

[kindred crypt]

show

[azure pivot]

Higher bullet rating then peak I’m just him

[kindred crypt]

lmao

[simple lark]

flexer

[somber lark]

wanna play

[simple lark]

yea unrated

[pallid ice]

Bro premoved the excuse

[somber lark]

rated bullet 🥺

[worldly scroll]

how do some people have 80+ accuracy every game, i'm lucky to get 40...

[hybrid pewter]

Type shi

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jim tim (nothatcool)

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Name: jim tim (nothatcool)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1130 (peak)
Blitz: 1406 (peak)
Bullet: 1501 (peak)

[azure pivot]

I’ll take that offer

[terse wagon]

Is it true ypu can get 2000 fide if you are in provisional

[simple lark]

Nahh i need to grind

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hyperbl4de

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 681 (735 peak)
Blitz: 356 (391 peak)
Bullet: 602 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1705 (1719 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (peak)
Bullet: 1906 (2003 peak)

[hybrid pewter]

I'm goated trust

[somber lark]

farm me then

[simple lark]

stop flexing the profile bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1705 (1719 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (peak)
Bullet: 1906 (2003 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1705 (1719 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (peak)
Bullet: 1906 (2003 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1705 (1719 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (peak)
Bullet: 1906 (2003 peak)

[hybrid pewter]

Chill

[kindred crypt]

get 3 profiles

[somber lark]

I would lose too much against you

[simple lark]

Nah what if i lost 💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aidanlow

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2010 (peak)
Blitz: 2505 (peak)
Bullet: 2525 (2676 peak)

[somber lark]

your peak is 2676 🥶

[hybrid pewter]

Bro would lose like 100 rating 💀

[storm ivy]

Holy shet 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[somber lark]

I'm weak bro, hung m1 against 100 today

[storm ivy]

🐧

[simple lark]

hold up let me farm this FM guy

[worldly scroll]

i'm weak bro, i've lost 9 times to an 100 elo player (he's 2200 fide)

[crude solstice]

How many attempts

[storm ivy]

14

[crude solstice]

I just tried it twice, lost, and gave up

[somber lark]

He is actually a new player

[worldly scroll]

let me grind rapid some time soon, i can probably play like a 1400 in rapid easily

[worldly scroll]

sure, sure

[somber lark]

I played too many games, I would blunder too

[worldly scroll]

premoved too hard i'm assuming

[pale pollen]

FM are good players but they are not ultra high

[worldly scroll]

i'm ultra hard rn

pause i didn't mean that

[somber lark]

Don't play bots 😭

[worldly scroll]

i meant that my opponents are hard

[pale pollen]

oh you mean bots? thoses are bad

[somber lark]

no

wdym

[analog rose]

bots take too long, theyre trained to spot and stop mates so theyre a pain in the ass to play

[pallid ice]

I swear the bots play worse for worse opponents

[crude solstice]

The :3 has protected the city from the Mecha tyrant

[pale pollen]

They are way lower than the actual player bruh

[storm ivy]

actually it was a custom match
The bot has down a queen*

[terse wagon]

Destroyed those geniuses

[somber lark]

They are programmed to blunder

[crude solstice]

Huh

[worldly scroll]

i need to beat li i hate li chess

[severe dock]

probably the bigger reason to not play bots is that they don't play tricky like a human would in worse positions

[terse wagon]

Youtube chess commenters are so dumb

[analog rose]

you gotta endgame and trade EVERYTHING off just to find a mate or 2

[terse wagon]

💔

[analog rose]

unless you find a forced mate then its goated

[somber lark]

depends on what you watch

[pallid ice]

My younger brother is 700 elo (he is probably around 1300 tbh but he doesnt play much i think this because i played him a lot) and he almost beat a 2100 elo cc bot and when we game reviewed it cc thought the bot played on 950 elo level

💀

[terse wagon]

Shorts i wasnt even intending to watch chess and a puzzle shows up

Opened the comment and the entire section is

[storm ivy]

Hes down a queen🥀

[terse wagon]

Insane

[pallid ice]

Also i drew the sensei bot in an endgame where i only had my king and he had a rook and a pawn

So i started premoving to just end it and he shuffled pieces and drew

[thin stump]

The bot wasn't botting

[pallid ice]

The cc bots r something else they break so easily

[pallid ice]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/320259778 if someone wants the proof

[frosty peak]

spell_I-cup (1600) vs. sensei-BOT (3000)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O Be7 6. Re1 b5 7. Bb3 d6 8. c3 O-O 9. d4 Bg4 10. d5 Na5 11. Bc2 c6 12. h3 Bd7 13. Nxe5 dxe5 14. d6 h6 15. dxe7 Qxe7 16. Qf3 c5 17. Nd2 Rfd8 18. Nf1 Kh8 19. Ng3 Be6 20. Nf5 Bxf5 21. exf5 Rd5 22. h4 Nc4 23. g4 Rad8 24. g5 Ne8 25. f6 Qf8 26. Qe4 Qg8 27. fxg7+ Qxg7 28. Kh1 Nd2 29. Qe2 f6 30. Rd1 Qd7 31. Rxd2 Rxd2 32. Bxd2 Qxd2 33. Qe4 Qd5 34. Qxd5 Rxd5 35. Bg6 Nd6 36. gxf6 Kg8 37. a4 b4 38. Re1 a5 39. Kg2 Kf8 40. Kg3 e4 41. Kf4 Rd2 42. Ke5 b3 43. Bxe4 Nc4+ 44. Ke6 Nxb2 45. Rg1 Nc4 46. Bd5 Re2+ 47. Kd7 Nb6+ 48. Kd6 Nxd5 49. Kxd5 b2 50. Kxc5 Rc2 51. Rb1 Rxc3+ 52. Kd4 Rb3 53. Ke5 Kf7 54. Kf5 Rf3+ 55. Kg4 Rxf2 56. Kh5 Kxf6 57. Kxh6 Rf4 58. h5 Rb4 59. Kh7 Kg5 60. h6 Rb7+ 61. Kg8 Kxh6 62. Rh1+ Kg6 63. Rg1+ Kf5 64. Rf1+ Ke4 65. Re1+ Kd3 66. Rd1+ Kc2 67. Rh1 b1=Q 68. Rxb1 Kxb1 69. Kf8 Kc2 70. Kg8 Kb3 71. Kf8 Kxa4 72. Kg8 Kb3 73. Kf8 Ka4 74. Kg8 Kb3 75. Kf8 Ka4 

[simple lark]

mf i hate my mouse always misclick still farmed FM

@somber lark unrated friend me

[somber lark]

I'm hanging everything 😭

[analog rose]

sac the queen for fun :D

[last badger]

Chessbase India is the best commentary channel imo. But to be fair, theyre like a whole team of 30+ ppl

[simple lark]

Damn i need to farm you

I will adopt

[analog rose]

fr

i can listen to sagars commentary 24/7

[last badger]

Oh yeahh @simple lark

[analog rose]

love the mix of comedy and seriousness

[simple lark]

what

[analog rose]

LMFAO

[simple lark]

Do i know you

OH YOU ARE THAT GUY 💀

[analog rose]

e

[last badger]

Im the Man With The Yellow Hat

[simple lark]

No way you did it 💀

[high harness]

4000?

[simple lark]

LMFAOO 💀

[last badger]

Outfit made me win 4/5 rounds in a U1800 as a 1507 USCF lol

[analog rose]

bro?

[trail wharf]

How is this an inaccuracy? It is a discovered attack on their queen

According to the engine, the best move for my opponent after this was to take the knight and lose the queen ?? (not like they had any choice)

[pale pollen]

guys I have hikaru in my friends like you guys

[last badger]

AI evaluation isnt always perfect

[hollow hedge]

Mhmm juicy brilliant

[simple lark]

are you playing or game reviewing...

[visual chasm]

How do I post pictures? I want to be able to ask a question about the board state. Had a guy resign when I didn’t see a win

[crude solstice]

It shows the inaccuracy mark

[simple lark]

connect your account

[crude solstice]

[simple lark]

There is a cheat software look exactly like that

[trail wharf]

I was playing and then I went to the review

[mossy snow]

nice

[crude solstice]

I assume he won't share it here unless he has 3iq

[simple lark]

WHAT

[crude solstice]

[trail wharf]

What?

I played the game, went to see the review thinking that the knight move as a brilliant move, but then the engine marked it as an innacuracy

[simple lark]

ah

[crude solstice]

What's the best move said the engine?

[trail wharf]

Qh5

[simple lark]

@timid flame Play

[visual chasm]

Wouldnt let me. When I entered my email, it created a new chess account

[somber lark]

bro is farming me 😭

I'm so bad in 30s

[trail wharf]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/140267893306?username=enzo-schyns&move=0

This was the game, the engine probably made a mistake idk

[frosty peak]

Anui-ElXx (436) vs. Enzo-Schyns (422)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Bb5 Nd4 5. Nxd4 exd4 6. Nd5 Nxe4 7. d3 Nd6 8. Bc4 Nf5 9. O-O Bd6 10. Re1+ Ne7 11. Bg5 O-O 12. Nxe7+ Kh8 13. Ng6+ fxg6 14. Bxd8 Rxd8 15. Qe2 Bb4 16. Qe8+ Bf8 17. Qxd8 h6 18. Qxf8+ Kh7 19. [Re7] 

[simple lark]

let me farm you

[terse wagon]

Hey girl whats up *giggles

[simple lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1306905388234440744/giphy-3.gif

[raven sinew]

Imagine being the fm i just 2-0ed after being on like a 20 game losing streak

[hollow hedge]

Huh?

[ornate jewel]

blud tryna rizz

[visual chasm]

Just connected the new acc it wanted me to make

[hollow hedge]

Not working

[ornate jewel]

sexual harassment…

[visual chasm]

Where’s the win?

[ornate jewel]

lol

[terse wagon]

So uh are you a chess player? Because I love being checked and mated

[visual chasm]

New to chess

[azure terrace]

I hate chess

[hollow hedge]

😐

[ornate jewel]

uh, are you a chess player because I wanna slide my rook on your back rank and mate you

[terse wagon]

Speak up girli

[hollow hedge]

I'm gonna puke

[ornate jewel]

he is a boy btw

[terse wagon]

Puke on m

[terse wagon]

WHATT

[hollow hedge]

😐

[terse wagon]

She might be a catfish

[ornate jewel]

plan B: turn gay 💀

[cyan knot]

discover the rainbow, taste the rainbow

[terse wagon]

She does not sound like a man

[hollow hedge]

No

[ornate jewel]

are you deaduzz rn

[terse wagon]

Integral might not be a man too

[hollow hedge]

Just because my board is pink doesn't make me a girl

[ornate jewel]

bruh what im a man trust

[lavish plinth]

Wsg gng

[simple lark]

Can't know his real gender

[hollow hedge]

Sup homie

[ornate jewel]

but we could still mate though 😊

[terse wagon]

Kow

[simple lark]

Pink is men

[hollow hedge]

True that

[ornate jewel]

men cant like pink in the GIANT ‘25??

[somber lark]

we are so back

[ornate jewel]

[terse wagon]

Minor spelling mistake